Stardust Memories(星尘往事)[1980]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：星尘往事
英文名称：Stardust Memories
年代：1980

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时间	英文	中文
[00:08]	[ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ]	[ 中文翻译、字幕同步：疯狂弥天大幌 ]
[00:27]		《星尘记忆》
[04:59]	Well, I thought it was terrible. Absolutely terrible.	好吧，我认为拍得很糟，糟糕透顶。
[05:03]	– I don’t recall seeing anything this bad. – You’re not kidding.	– 我还从没看过这么糟的电影。 – 你说的没错，
[05:05]	This man is sick. I mean, what is this thing?	这家伙令人恶心。我是说，这都什么玩意儿？
[05:07]	I thought this was supposed to be a comedy.	我还以为是个喜剧片。
[05:09]	That was the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen!	这是我见过的最恐怖东西！
[05:11]	– Seagulls. Dead cars. – Just horrible. This is a disgrace.	– 海鸥，废汽车。 – 简直恐怖。真是丢人啊。
[05:13]	– He has no balance left. – I just don’t get it.	– 他的均衡感完全丧失。 – 我一点也看不明白。
[05:14]	– Listen, I think the guys losing his mind. – Somebody, please cut that projector.	– 听着，我认为这家伙疯了。 – 拜托把那放映机关了。
[05:17]	– Something wrong with him. – He’s out of balance.	– 他一定哪里出了问题。 – 他失去了均衡感。
[05:21]	He’s not funny anymore.	他不再有趣。
[05:22]	$12 million for that garbage? What self – indulgence!	一千二百万就花在这垃圾上？真自我陶醉得过分啊！
[05:25]	– Okay, let’s not panic. – I think the man’s lost his mind.	– 好了，我们别太激动。 – 我想他有点疯了。
[05:27]	We can take the film away from him, we can reshoot it, we can recut it.	我们可以不让他继续拍了，我们可以重拍，我们可以重剪。
[05:30]	Maybe we can salvage something.	也许我们可以挽回点什么。
[05:32]	He’s pretentious. His filming style is too fancy.	他太自命不凡了。他的电影风格太不着边际了。
[05:35]	His insights are shallow and morbid.	他的直觉肤浅而又病态。
[05:38]	I’ve seen it all before.	这些我以前就见识过，
[05:40]	They try to document their private suffering and fob it off as art.	他们想把他们个人的痛苦际遇记录下来，伪装成艺术兜售给我们。
[05:44]	What does he have to suffer about?	他有什么好痛苦的？
[05:45]	Doesn’t the man know he’s got the greatest gift	这家伙不是知道自己极具才华的吗，搞笑的才华？
[05:47]	that anyone can have, the gift of laughter?	并非人人都有这样的才华的。
[05:55]	No, I don’t think I’m gonna make it.	不，我想我赶不到了。
[05:56]	We’re sitting here in what looks like a truck route or something, you know.	我们好像正行驶在支路上还是哪里，你知道。
[06:00]	I don’t know what the hell’s going on. Hold on one second.	我不知道究竟怎么了。你等一下。
[06:03]	George, that guys parked, you know?	乔治，前面的车都停了，你看，
[06:04]	You can just drive around him. You don’t have to…	你可以开着绕过他们。你没必要等……
[06:07]	You know, it’s crazy. The town is jammed.	你知道，太荒唐了，市内到处都堵着。
[06:09]	I don’t know. Is the Pope in town, or some other show-business figure?	我不知道，难道教皇来本市啦？还是哪个演艺界的人物？
[06:13]	Oh, my God. Do you know what I forgot?	噢，天哪，你知道我忘了什么吗？
[06:15]	I forgot to cancel your lunch with the editor of Newsweek. My fault.	我忘了取消你和《新闻周刊》编辑的午餐约会，是我的错。
[06:19]	And, you know, you were supposed to tell me about the public television thing.	你知道，你应该和我谈谈在电视上和公众见面的事。
[06:23]	You know, I remembered that.	你知道，我记得有这么回事。
[06:25]	And you were supposed to send the limousine to the airport for my parents.	还有你应该派辆豪华轿车去机场接我父母。
[06:28]	I know, sweetheart.	我知道，亲爱的。
[06:29]	It’s just that the cast came off my finger, so I was at the doctor yesterday.	我才忙完选演员的事，所以我昨天去看了医生。
[06:33]	Look, that one’s my fault. Listen, I made a couple of changes.	好的，那也是我的错。听着，我重新安排了一下。
[06:36]	You have the analyst at 2:00 instead of 3:00,	你在三点钟而不是两点钟去看心理医生。
[06:38]	I moved your tennis lesson up an hour,	我把你的网球课提前了一小时，
[06:40]	the chiropodist is at 4:00,	在四点钟去看脚，
[06:42]	and we moved the hair treatment to Friday.	我们把你理发的时间挪到了星期五。
[06:46]	I’m sorry, Wednesday. No, Thursday. Thursday at 2:00 is the hair treatment.	对不起，是星期三。不，星期四，星期四下午两点你去理发。
[06:51]	Can I please get your signature on this oil shelter thing?	我可以得到那个油棚的签名吗？
[06:53]	– Oil? You told me cattle. – The cattle died.	– 油棚？你告诉我是牛棚。 – 牛死了。
[06:56]	– Did Isobel call? – Has anybody given any thought	– 伊泽贝尔来过电话吗？ – 有谁考虑过…
[06:58]	to Time magazine? Cause I said I’d get back to them.	《时代》杂志的事吗？因为我说我会回复他们。
[07:00]	Your cousin called. He needs to borrow more money.	你的表弟来过电话，他需要再借点钱。
[07:02]	Jeez!	噢，天呐！
[07:03]	Don’t bug him about the Time cover. He can do it after the weekend.	别拿《时代》封面的事烦他了，这个周末之前他做不了。
[07:06]	I don’t want to go away this weekend. Who needs a festival of my old films?	这个周末我可不想外出。谁会关心我老片子的电影节？
[07:10]	– Sign here, please. – It’s ridiculous.	– 请签在这儿。 – 太荒谬了。
[07:11]	And don’t worry about that income tax thing.	你不用担心所得税的事了，
[07:12]	I’ll be with you when you go to see the Treasury agents.	我会和你一起去见财务代理。
[07:14]	Treasury agents? Since when is it that serious?	财务代理？什么时候我的财务问题变得那么严重了？
[07:17]	Look, Sandy, this is two lousy days.	听着，山迪，就两天不快的日子。
[07:19]	You drive up there, they honor you, they show your films,	你驱车去那儿，他们授你荣誉，他们放你的电影，
[07:22]	they ask you a couple of stupid questions, and you go home.	他们问你些愚蠢的问题，然后你就回家。
[07:25]	I don’t wanna be honored. It’s a hype!	我不想接受荣誉，这太诈唬了！
[07:27]	Don’t be ungrateful. She’s an important film critic.	别那么不领情，她是个重要的电影评论家。
[07:29]	You promised. They sold a lot of tickets. You can’t back out.	你答应过的，他们已经卖出很多票了，你不能打退堂鼓。
[07:32]	You might enjoy it. The nice clean sea air.	也许你会喜欢呢，海边的清新空气。
[07:35]	Sandy, we’ve gotta talk about the new picture.	山迪，我们该谈一谈新片的事了。
[07:37]	What do you want me to say?	你想要我说什么？
[07:38]	I don’t wanna make funny movies anymore.	我不想再拍喜剧片了。
[07:40]	They can’t force me to.	他们不能逼我拍。
[07:41]	You know, I don’t feel funny.	你知道，我感受不到喜剧。
[07:43]	I look around the world and all I see is human suffering.	放眼这个世界，我看到的尽是人类的苦难。
[07:46]	Human suffering doesn’t sell tickets in Kansas City.	人类的苦难在堪萨斯城卖不出票。
[07:49]	They want laughs in Kansas City.	在堪萨斯城，人们想要笑声，
[07:50]	They’ve been working in the wheat fields all day.	他们在麦田里已经干了一整天的活。
[07:52]	Hey, fellas, I’m getting a headache. Can I please get some privacy?	嘿，伙计们，我头疼得厉害。拜托了，我可以一个人呆会儿吗？
[07:55]	Your problem is, you never got over Nat Bernstein’s death.	你的问题在于，你一直没从纳特・伯恩斯坦之死中摆脱出来。
[07:59]	Of course I never got over…	当然我没摆脱出来，
[08:00]	The guy was 30 years old, never sick a day in his life,	那家伙才30岁，活着的时候从没生过病，
[08:03]	and then suddenly, out of left field, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.	可是突然地，无缘无故地，就得了 “肌萎缩性脊髓侧索硬化症【又称路・格里克症】”。
[08:07]	It was horrible.	太可怕了！
[08:08]	He was laying there in the hospital, his body degenerated like Lou Gehrig.	他躺在医院里，身体像路・格里克【扬基棒球队员】那样逐渐退化。
[08:12]	You could use this weekend at the seashore.	你一定要去海边度这个周末。
[08:14]	You know something? You should take a month.	你知道吗？你应该在那儿呆一个月。
[08:15]	I don’t… My mother used to…	我不想…我妈妈以前……
[08:16]	When I was a kid, my mother took me to the seashore.	当我很小的时候，我妈妈带我去过海边。
[08:18]	Little old decaying hotels and awnings, you know.	只有些老旧破败的客栈和遮篷，你知道。
[08:21]	These are Valium.	给你安定。
[08:22]	Great, just what I… Another show business tranquilizer.	好极了，我正想…娱乐业的又一种镇静剂。
[08:25]	Hey, did anybody read on the front page of the Times that matter is decaying?	嘿，没人读过《时代》的封面文章吗，说物质正在衰败？
[08:29]	Am I the only one that saw that? The universe is gradually breaking down.	我是唯一一个看见这幅景象的吗？宇宙正在分崩离析。
[08:33]	There’s not gonna be anything left.	没有任何东西会留下来。
[08:35]	I’m not talking about my stupid little films here.	我不是在谈论我的那些愚蠢的微不足道的电影。
[08:38]	Eventually there’s not gonna be any Beethoven or Shakespeare or…	最终，也不会再有贝多芬或莎士比亚或……
[08:41]	Yeah, yeah. Go to the seashore. Have a nice weekend.	是啊，是啊，到海边去吧。祝你周末愉快。
[08:43]	Great.	噢，好极了。
[09:14]	What are you thinking about when you look out there?	你望着外面想什么呢？
[09:18]	Just, you know, all those people and…	在想，你知道，所有的人和…
[09:23]	You know, how unhappy most of them are and…	你知道，他们大部分人都不快乐…
[09:26]	Those terrible things they do to each other and, you know…	他们相互间干着那些可怕的勾当，你知道……
[09:32]	Everything’s over so quickly	一切都转瞬即逝，
[09:35]	and you don’t have any idea of was it worth it or not, you know.	你根本不知道哪些是值得的，哪些是不值得的，你知道。
[09:42]	Is there any way I can cheer you up?	我能想什么办法让你高兴一点吗？
[09:46]	No, there’s… What do you have in mind?	不，有太多…你想怎么样？
[09:50]	– You smell nice. – Yeah?	– 嗯，你身上很好闻？ – 是吗？
[09:52]	That aftershave, it just made my whole childhood come back	是须后水，仿佛突然之间把我带回了童年，
[09:54]	with a sudden Proustian rush.	以一种普鲁斯特意识流的方式。
[09:56]	That’s ‘Cause I’m wearing Proustian Rush by Chanel.	那是因为我抹了夏奈尔牌的 “普鲁斯特流”。
[09:59]	It’s reduced, so I got a vat of it.	因为减价，所以我买了一大瓶。
[10:02]	Listen, why don’t I just run down and get some food,	听着，为什么我不赶紧下去弄点吃的上来呢？
[10:05]	and we’ll stay in tonight and I’ll cook?	今晚我们哪儿也不去，我去做吃的好吗？
[10:07]	Well, the last time you cooked, the kitchen looked like Hiroshima.	好吧，上次你做吃的之后，厨房看上去像劫后的广岛。
[10:11]	Yeah, we had a good time.	是啊，但是我们很快乐。
[10:13]	I could do my mother’s recipe for Filet de boeuf fourre Perigourdine.	我可以学我妈妈的食谱，做【法式】佩里格网划牛肉片。
[10:20]	I could do sweet potato rum casserole.	我可以炖红薯朗姆砂锅。
[10:23]	Yeah? No beverage?	是吗？没有饮料？
[10:31]	I think they’ve been putting something wonderful in your lithium.	我想他们在你的锂药【抗狂郁症】里加入了很不错的成分。
[10:35]	I’ve stopped taking the lithium.	我已经停止摄入锂了。
[10:37]	Oh, Jesus, you’re kidding!	噢，天哪，你开玩笑！
[10:40]	Dorrie, that’s not a good idea.	多丽，这可不是个好主意。
[10:42]	You know, you can’t just go on and off it like that.	你知道，你不能像那样吃吃停停。
[10:44]	I don’t think it does much good.	我想那没什么效果。
[10:46]	You’re wrong, ‘Cause I notice a difference.	你错了，因为我注意到了改善。
[10:49]	You know, you can’t…	你知道，你不能……
[10:50]	It’s a pain to keep getting my blood checked.	老是要检查血液，这很痛苦。
[10:52]	– I’m sure it is. – I feel heavy, and…	– 我知道很痛苦。 – 我感到很迟钝，还有……
[10:55]	But, you know, it’s better for you.	但是，你知道，那对你有好处。
[10:56]	You know, it’s not a good thing to just go… Really.	你知道，这样不好，吃吃停停…真的。
[11:07]	You are the best kisser.	你是最好的接吻家。
[11:10]	That was my major in college.	那是我大学的主修。
[11:20]	Mr. Bates! Mr. Bates, come here at once!	贝茨先生！贝茨先生，快过来！
[11:23]	– Please, Mr. Bates, the stoves on fire! – What’s the matter with you?	– 求您了，贝茨先生，炉子着火了！ – 你怎么回事？
[11:26]	– Put it out! Put it out! – Will you stop being so hysterical?	– 快把它弄灭！快把它弄灭！ – 别那么歇斯底里好不好？
[11:28]	Every night it’s a fire.	每天晚上都会着火。
[11:30]	You don’t know how to work the stove yet?	你还不知道怎么使用这炉子吗？
[11:32]	– I worked it perfectly. – For God’s sake.	– 我用的很好。 – 天哪！
[11:33]	You do nothing but start fires here.	你除了引起大火还没做过别的。
[11:36]	– I did just what you… – Here. Be careful.	– 我就是按您…… – 注意，小心了。
[11:39]	Jesus. It’s a simple stove!	天哪，这只是个简单的炉子！
[11:41]	And every night you set the apartment on fire!	每天晚上，你都在房间里点上一把火！
[11:44]	– Maybe it’s defective. – All right, relax. And no rabbit.	– 也许，这炉子有毛病。 – 好吧，别紧张了。别做兔子！
[11:47]	How many times have I told you? No rabbit.	我跟你说过多少遍了？不吃兔子！
[11:49]	I thought you only meant just that one time.	我以为你只是说那一次不吃。
[11:51]	No. Never. Never! I never want rabbit. I don’t eat rodent.	不，永远不吃，永远！我从不吃兔子，我不吃啮齿动物。
[11:55]	– I understand now. – You understand that?	– 现在我知道了。 – 你知道了？
[11:56]	It’s fur bearing. Never rabbit.	它长着毛皮。我不吃兔子。
[11:58]	You never want rabbit. Now that’s clear.	你永远不想吃兔子，现在我清楚了。
[12:05]		“星尘旅店”
[12:16]	Everybody is just ecstatic that you’re here this weekend.	这周末你能来此地，人人都兴奋异常。
[12:19]	The turnout is tremendous.	来的人多得惊人。
[12:21]	And, you know, these film culture weekends are just absolutely fantastic.	你知道，这里的电影文化周末搞得绝对棒。
[12:24]	They are getting so popular.	它们已经越来越受到欢迎了。
[12:25]	Do you know you’re gonna love our screening facilities?	你知道你会喜欢我们的放映设备吗？
[12:28]	When I had my Orson Welles weekend here, you know what he told me?	当我在这儿举办“奥森・威尔斯周”的时候，你猜他怎么对我说的？
[12:31]	He said that I had the best sound and projection system he’d ever seen,	他说我拥有他所见过的最好的音响和放映系统，
[12:35]	bar none. Believe it or not, he did. That’s what he…	没有例外！不管你相不相信，他这么说的。这就是他说的……
[12:38]	This is Mr. Payson, our chairman, and Mrs. Payson. They adore you.	噢，这是佩森先生，我们的会长，和佩森夫人。他们很崇拜你。
[12:41]	We love your work. My wife has seen all your films.	我们非常喜欢你的作品，我妻子看过你所有的电影。
[12:44]	I especially like your early, funny ones.	我特别喜欢你早期的喜剧片。
[12:47]	Dick Lobel. I’m with the museum film department.	我是迪克・洛贝尔，在博物馆的电影部工作。
[12:50]	We have a collection of more than 20,000 prints.	我们收集了超过两万份的印刷品。
[12:52]	This is my friend Libby. She thinks you’re a genius.	这是我朋友丽比，她认为你是个天才。
[12:54]	Libby just did a definitive cinematic study of Gummo Marx.	丽比刚权威性地完成了对伽莫【米尔顿】・马克斯的电影研究。
[12:58]	Interestingly, he’s the one Marx brother that never made any movies.	有趣的是，他是马克斯五兄弟中从没拍过电影的那一位。
[13:02]	Hello. A pleasure to have you here.	你好，很荣幸在这儿见到你。
[13:07]	You’re the best. Your work’s fantastic.	你是最棒的，你的作品奇妙无比。
[13:10]	Here. Read this.	给你，读读这个。
[13:13]	– I think you’re absolutely magnificent. – You’re really intense.	– 我认为你实在太伟大了。 – 你真的很深刻。
[13:16]	We love you!	我们爱你！
[13:36]	Hello, Isobel?	喂，伊泽贝尔？
[13:38]	Isobel, I’m up here. Jeez, I’m going crazy.	伊泽贝尔，我到这里了。天哪，我快疯了。
[13:40]	Do you think you can get up here? Well, I miss you.	你可以过来吗？是的，我想你。
[13:44]	In English. Speak to me in English.	说英语，用英语和我说话。
[13:47]	Your English is perfect. Don’t worry.	你的英语很好，别担心。
[13:51]	What’s the matter? You sound…	怎么回事？你听起来……
[13:55]	You want me to call you back? Can you not talk?	你让我过会儿再打过去？你现在不能说话？
[13:59]	All right, I’ll call you back.	好吧，我过会儿再打给你。
[14:02]	Three little words	三个小小的字
[14:05]	Oh, what I’d give for that wonderful phrase	噢，我愿意拿什么来换取那句妙语呢？
[14:10]	To hear those three little words	为了听到那三个小小的字呢？
[14:15]	That’s all I’d live for the rest of my days	那意味着我一生的企盼
[14:20]	And what I feel in my heart they tell sincerely	我的内心可以感受到它们真诚的含意
[14:27]	No other words can tell it half so clearly	没有其它的字能够如此清楚地表明
[14:32]	Three little words Eight little letters	三个小小的字，八个小小的字母
[14:37]	Which simply mean I love you	它们的意思就是“我爱你”
[14:46]	What were you trying to say in this picture?	在这部影片里你想表达什么呢？
[14:48]	I was just trying to be funny.	我只是想使它有趣。
[14:52]	Do you find it very hard to direct yourself?	你是否觉得自己给自己导演很难？
[14:55]	Hard? No. No, I just have to resist the temptation	很难？不，不，只是我不得不抵抗住诱惑，
[14:58]	to give myself too many extreme close-ups.	别给我自己太多过大的特写镜头。
[15:02]	Have you studied filmmaking in school?	你在大学里学的是电影制作吗？
[15:05]	No, no, I didn’t study anything in school. They studied me.	不，不，我在大学里什么都没学。他们向学我。
[15:08]	I understand you studied philosophy at school.	我知道你在大学里学的是哲学。
[15:11]	No, that’s not true. I did take…	不，不对。我是上过……
[15:13]	I took one course in existential philosophy at New York University.	我在纽约大学上过门存在主义哲学的课，
[15:18]	And on the final, they gave me 10 questions.	期末考试时出了十个问题。
[15:23]	And I couldn’t answer a single one of them, you know.	我一个都答不上来，你知道，
[15:26]	I left them all blank. I got 100.	我全空在那边了。我拿了100分。
[15:33]	Oh, you are marvelous. You are a genius and…	噢，你太不可思议了，你是个天才……
[15:36]	Good questions. Didn’t you think so?	问得真好。你不这样认为吗？
[15:37]	You handled them beautifully. You’re a genius.	你拍得真漂亮，你是个天才。
[15:40]	One of the most intelligent films I’ve seen in many years.	这是多年以来我看过的最机智的电影之一。
[15:42]	– Can I get a photo, Mr. Bates? – There he is.	– 我能拍张照片吗，贝茨先生？ – 他过来了。
[15:45]	Hi! I just think you’re great, and I just wanted to give you this record.	嗨！我认为你简直太棒了，我就想让你知道这一点。
[15:49]	I’m with the Tuberculosis Association.	我是“肺结核协会”的，
[15:53]	– We’re doing a benefit… – There you are. There you are.	– 我们正在做一项慈善…… – 终于见到你了！终于见到你了！
[15:56]	Mr. Bates! Mr. Bates, may I have your autograph, please?	贝茨先生！贝茨先生，能请你给我签个名吗？
[15:58]	If I could just have 10 minutes of your time,	如果你能给我点时间，就十分钟，
[15:59]	I’d like to ask you a couple of questions.	我想问你几个问题。
[16:01]	– Sure. – Thank you very much.	– 当然。 – 非常感谢！
[16:02]	I’m doing this piece on the shallow indifference of wealthy celebrities.	我正在写篇文章，关于有钱的名人们的表面的冷漠。
[16:06]	And I’d like to include you. I’d like to include you in my piece.	我希望把你写进去，我希望把你写进我文章。
[16:09]	I’m starving.	我饿了。
[16:21]	Sandy, there’s a phone call for you.	山迪，有个电话找你。
[16:23]	Let me show you where the phone is.	我来告诉你电话在哪儿。
[16:24]	I’m Dr. Paul Pearlman.	我是保罗・珀尔曼医生。
[16:25]	I did a paper on you and your films at a psychiatric convention.	我在一个精神病学的大会上宣读了一篇有关你和你的电影的论文。
[16:28]	Oh, really?	哦，真的吗？
[16:29]	It was very well received, You’ll be happy to know.	它产生了很好的反响，你一定很乐意知道。
[16:32]	– I’m glad to hear that. – For my own records, tell me,	– 很高兴听到这消息。 – 就私下里说说，请告诉我，
[16:35]	have you ever had intercourse with any type of animal?	你有没有和什么动物发生过性关系？
[16:37]	– With an animal? No, I never… Hello? – Dr. Pearlman, please!	– 和动物？不，我从没……你好？ – 珀尔曼医生，拜托！
[16:40]	– Yeah? – Very good.	– 是吗？ – 太好了！
[16:42]	– Thank you very much. – Keep up the good work, and good luck.	– 非常感谢。 – 继续拍好片，祝你好运。
[16:46]	– No, I don’t think that’s fair. – Mr. Bates, can I have a picture of you?	– 不，我认为那不公平。 – 贝茨先生，能给你拍张照吗？
[16:48]	Over here, Mr. Bates. Thank you so much. One picture. One more picture.	望那边看，贝茨先生。非常感谢。再拍一张，再来一张。
[16:51]	No, I don’t want him to touch the film.	不，我不想让他动这部电影。
[16:52]	Tell him to come up here tomorrow and we’ll talk about it.	让他明天到这里来，我要和他谈谈。
[16:55]	They can’t recut my film.	他们不能重剪我的电影。
[16:57]	My name is Claire Schaeffer.	我是克莱尔・谢佛。
[16:58]	I do work with the blind, and we have a celebrity auction this month.	我替盲人工作，这个月我们有场名人拍卖会。
[17:03]	If you could donate something, like an ashtray or…	如果你能捐献点什么，比如烟灰缸或……
[17:05]	Sure. It would be no problem at all.	当然，没有问题。
[17:06]	Somebody told me you wear a truss. An old truss would just be wonderful.	有人告诉我你戴疝托，要是有个旧疝托就太好了。
[17:11]	– No, I don’t wear a truss. – Thank you very much.	– 不，我不戴疝托。 – 非常感谢。
[17:13]	We went to Israel, and they love you there.	我去了以色列，那里的人也很喜欢你。
[17:16]	They’re just crazy about you!	他们都为你着迷了！
[17:19]	– I’m Jack Abel. – Hi, how are you?	– 我叫杰克・艾贝尔。 – 嗨，你好！
[17:21]	I teach screenwriting at Columbia.	我在哥伦比亚大学教电影剧本创作。
[17:23]	This is… It’s unbelievable!	这…真难以置信！
[17:25]	If I could get you to come and lecture to my students, you’d make me a hero.	要是我能让你去为我的学生做个演讲，你会让我成为英雄的。
[17:28]	I’m not the type that lectures.	我不适合做那样的演讲。
[17:30]	For your enjoyment, with my genuine affection.	希望你能喜欢，我真的非常喜欢你的表演。
[17:32]	Thank you very much.	非常感谢。
[17:33]	I really appreciate it. It’s exactly what I need.	真的非常感谢。我正需要这个。
[17:34]	People are always telling me how much we look alike.	有人总是跟我说我们俩长得多么像。
[17:37]	I can see that.	我可以看出来。
[17:38]	If you could take my name, maybe next time you do a…	要是你能记一下我的名字，也许下次你……
[17:41]	– This is a real madhouse! – I have a suggestive item of food.	– 这儿真是疯狂！ – 我拿了个引起联想的食物。
[17:45]	Daisy and I were gonna go grab a beer.	戴茜和我想好了要去喝啤酒。
[17:47]	– If you’d like to come with us, we’d love it. – Oh, God, I would love it.	– 如果你想和我们一起去，我们会非常高兴。 – 噢，天呐，我很愿意去。
[17:50]	– Would you? – Yeah.	– 是吗？ – 是的。
[17:51]	There’s a little roadside place…	就在路旁的一个小地方……
[17:53]	This is unbelievable. I don’t know what’s going on.	太难以置信了，我不知道这究竟怎么了。
[17:55]	Can I talk to you about an idea for a film I have…	我能和你谈谈吗？我有个主意要拍一部……
[17:57]	– This is not the place. Really. – Do you have a moment, please?	– 这里不合适，真的。 – 你能给我一点时间吗？求你了。
[17:59]	It’s a comedy based on that whole Guyana mass – suicide thing.	这是出喜剧，基于圭亚那大规模集体自杀事件。【“人民圣殿教”1978年11月18日谋杀/自杀事件】
[18:03]	Sandy, this is what I did in vaudeville years ago.	山迪，许多年前在歌舞杂耍里我就这样表演了。
[18:06]	I did this in vaudeville.	我在歌舞杂耍里演过。
[18:07]	Give me the spotlight, give me the stage,	给我聚光灯，给我舞台，
[18:10]	and leave the rest to me	把其它的都交给我。
[18:12]	Give me a hat and cane, an old refrain, a sweet melody	给我顶帽子和一根拐杖，给我段老的副歌和一曲甜美的旋律
[18:17]	And so I dream of old Brazil	于是我梦见了古老的巴西
[18:25]	Where hearts were entertaining June	在那里内心就像宜人的六月
[18:28]	We stood beneath an amber moon	我们站在琥珀色的月光下
[18:32]	And softly murmured someday soon	喃喃细语憧憬未来
[18:34]	We kissed and clung together	我们热情相吻紧紧依偎
[18:38]	Then tomorrow was another day	明天又是新的一天
[18:42]	Comedy is hostility.	喜剧意味着对抗，
[18:46]	It’s rage.	它充满了愤怒。
[18:48]	I don’t have to give you that cliched speech.	我想我不必给你说这些陈词滥调。
[18:50]	What is it that the comedian says when his jokes are going well?	当一个喜剧演员的笑话产生效果时，他会怎么想？他会想：
[18:54]	‘I murdered that audience. I killed them. They screamed. I broke them up.’	“我谋杀的那些观众，我杀死了他们。他们大声尖叫，我肢解了他们。”
[18:58]	So what are you saying?	你什么意思？
[19:00]	You’re saying that someone like myself,	你是说像我这样的人…
[19:02]	or Laurel and Hardy, or Bob Hope are furious?	或像【斯坦・】劳莱尔和【奥利弗・】哈代，或像鲍勃・霍普这样的人内心很愤怒？
[19:05]	Furious, or latent homosexual. It’s hidden behind the jokes.	愤怒，也许有同性恋倾向。这些都隐藏在笑话背后。
[19:10]	– I can’t speak for those guys, but… – Jack!	– 我不知道那几个人怎样，可是我…… – 杰克！
[19:12]	Can’t we? We’re only theorizing.	为什么不能？我只是推测一下。
[19:14]	What do you do, Daisy? Are you a teacher, too?	你做什么工作，戴茜？也是个老师吗？
[19:15]	– No. No, I don’t… – She’s a brilliant violinist.	– 不，不，我不是…… – 她是个出色的小提琴家。
[19:18]	– Really? Is that so? – That’s an exaggeration.	– 是吗？是真的吗？ – 这有点夸张了。
[19:21]	– Really? – She’s with the philharmonic.	– 是吗？ – 她是交响乐团的。
[19:22]	– Okay, that’s very impressive. – Yeah, well, I sit way in the back,	– 是吗？真想不到啊！ – 是的，可是我坐在后排位置，
[19:25]	you know, like one of those…	你知道，就像那些……
[19:26]	– Get you some Camels? – Yeah, thanks.	– 你要“骆驼”烟吗？ – 好的，谢谢。
[19:28]	Excuse me.	失陪了。
[19:31]	So can I ask you a question?	我能问你个问题吗？
[19:34]	Is it my imagination,	是出于我的想象还是什么，
[19:36]	or have you been kind of looking at me all night?	整个晚上你好像都在盯着我看？
[19:40]	I mean, tell me if I’m wrong. I don’t know.	我是说，要是没有的话，那你告诉我。我不知道。
[19:43]	Does it bother you?	让你不安了吗？
[19:44]	No, no, no, I mean, I was just wondering, you know…	不，不，不，我是说，我只是想知道，你知道……
[19:47]	I’ve never seen such a sexy classical violinist before. I mean it.	我以前从未遇见过你这么性感的古典小提琴家，说真的。
[19:52]	Usually they’re escaped Hungarians.	他们一般是逃难来的匈牙利人。
[19:55]	No, I’m from Winnetka, Illinois.	不，我来自伊利诺斯州的温奈特卡。
[19:57]	– Oh, yeah? – Yeah.	– 哦，是吗？ – 是的。
[19:58]	It’s funny, ‘Cause you remind me of somebody.	有意思，因为你让我想起了一个人。
[20:02]	It’s the strangest thing.	太奇怪了。
[20:04]	– Yeah? – Yeah.	– 是吗？ – 是的。
[20:09]	It’s not that you look like her or anything.	不是说你长得象她或什么，
[20:11]	It’s just that there’s some kind of odd sense that I have…	只是我有种奇怪的感觉……
[20:14]	Really?	是吗？
[20:18]	MAN.: And now, the Brooklyn Boys Club is happy to present The Amazing Sandy.	现在，“布鲁克林小子夜总会”很高兴给大家介绍“不可思议的山迪”。
[20:42]	Incredible.	不可思议。
[20:58]	The boys a natural. I’ve never seen anything like it.	这孩子太自然了，我还从没见过像他这样的。
[21:01]	A born magician.	一个天生的魔术师。
[21:03]	Well, he should be.	噢，当然是了。
[21:04]	He sits in his room alone and practices for hours.	他经常一个人呆在自己的房间里，一练几个小时。
[21:07]	Are you sure he’s not doing something else?	你肯定他没有做其它事情吗？
[21:09]	Oh, he does that, too.	噢，他也干那事。
[21:10]	I found these pictures hidden in his drawer.	我发现他把这些图片藏在他抽屉里。
[21:14]	It causes him great guilt. I don’t know if I can ever cure him.	那让他很有负罪感。我不知道是否我可以治好他。
[21:18]	I’ve been treating him for years already.	我已经给他治疗很多年了。
[21:31]	Thanks for a nice time.	我过得很开心，谢谢你们。
[21:34]	I’ll see you guys.	我们还会再见面的。
[21:35]	See you around. Good night.	再见，晚安。
[21:38]	Hey, Sandy. Sandy.	嘿，山迪。山迪。
[21:40]	I hate to hassle you or anything, but I just… I got to tell you, I love you.	我不是故意要打搅你，我只是想… 我想告诉你，我喜欢你。
[21:44]	– I mean, I love your work. – Thank you.	– 我是说，我喜欢你的作品。 – 谢谢。
[21:46]	I’m an actor. Right now I’m working as a busboy, but really, I am an actor.	我是个演员。现在我在餐馆打工，但实际上，我是个演员。
[21:50]	Anyway, I don’t wanna bug you or anything,	总之，我不想来烦你，
[21:51]	I just wanted to give you a picture for your file.	我只是想给你一张照片让你存着。
[21:53]	You should mail this to my office, you know.	你应该把它寄到我办公室去，你知道。
[21:56]	Here’s a composite I have of myself.	这个是我的综合材料。
[21:57]	Yeah, well, you should send this stuff all to my office.	好的，你应该把这些东西寄到我办公室去。
[21:59]	And a resume.	还有份简历。
[22:00]	Yeah. I’m gonna go to sleep now, you know, so if you just…	好的。我现在要去睡觉了，你知道，所以要是你……
[22:03]	Just a second. I can give you…	就一秒钟，我可以给你……
[22:05]	Well, here’s some reviews, some of the things the critics have said about me.	这里是一些评论，评论家说我的一些事情。
[22:08]	– That’s from The Jersey Journal. – That’s great. How about…	– 这是《泽西杂志》上登的。 – 很好。要是……
[22:12]	Here’s a picture of me as Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof.	这是我在《屋顶上的提琴手》中扮演泰维耶的剧照。
[22:14]	– I did that in high school. – Did you? Did you?	– 我在高中时演过。 – 是吗？是吗？
[22:16]	Let’s see. Here’s a resume.	看看这个，这是我的简历。
[22:18]	That’s where I did Ensign Pulver. I worked in regional theater.	这是我演过的“海军少尉普尔弗”，我在本地的剧院演的，
[22:20]	Ensign Pulver in Mister Roberts, there.	《罗伯茨先生》里面的“少尉普尔弗”。
[22:34]	Hey, I’m crazy about you.	嗨，你好，我对你着迷了。
[22:39]	– You don’t even know who I am. – Yeah, but you…	– 你甚至都不知道我是谁。 – 是的，但是你……
[22:41]	I’ve just been looking at you all morning.	整个上午我都一直在瞧着你。
[22:43]	I got to tell you, you’re incredibly beautiful, whoever you are.	我要跟你说，不管你是谁，你美得惊人。
[22:47]	Yeah, it’s true. I am. I guess I’m a little on the beautiful side.	是啊，没错，我是有点。我想我是和美沾着那么点边。
[22:51]	Yeah, and you’re real interesting.	是的，你很让人感兴趣。
[22:53]	I mean, I’ve been watching you all morning,	我是说，整个上午我一直在看着你。
[22:55]	you’re just sitting off by yourself and reading.	你一直坐在一边读你的书。
[22:57]	You got a real strange quality.	你的个性真的很奇特。
[23:01]	Go on, keep going. You’re getting through.	继续，接着说。你快摸到门了。
[23:03]	– Yeah. How long you been acting? – I guess I’m always acting.	– 是吗？你当演员多长时间了？ – 我想我一直在表演。
[23:07]	Yeah?	是吗？
[23:09]	– Can I sit next to you? – Sure. Be my guest.	– 我能坐在你旁边吗？ – 当然，随意好了。
[23:12]	Yeah? So tell me about yourself. Who are you?	是吗？那么跟我谈谈你自己。你是谁？
[23:14]	Give me a lot of personal information immediately cause…	赶快给我你大量的个人信息，因为……
[23:17]	Don’t hold anything back.	什么都别保留。
[23:18]	I mean, are you married? Are you living with somebody?	我想问，你结婚了吗？你和谁住在一起吗？
[23:20]	I’m just… I’m fascinating, but I’m trouble.	我是…我是比较令人着迷，可我有问题。
[23:22]	– Trouble? – Yeah.	– 问题？ – 是的。
[23:23]	Yeah? You said the right thing.	是吗？你说得没错。
[23:26]	So, are you free for dinner or what? What are your plans later?	那么你有空一起吃个晚饭吗？待会儿你有什么打算没？
[23:29]	Don’t feel obligated to say yes because I’m the director of the film.	不要觉得因为我是这个片子的导演，就非要答应我不可。
[23:33]	This is just… I mean, this is a big coup for me.	这是我的…我是说，这是我的关键的一招。
[23:35]	I’m a nobody with a one-line part, and I managed to impress you	我只是个微不足道的只有一句台词的小角色，所以我想办法要引起你注意，
[23:38]	just by sitting around speed-reading Schopenhauer.	于是就坐在这里快速翻阅叔本华。
[23:41]	Yeah. Do you understand any of that stuff?	是吗，那么你读懂了什么没？
[23:42]	No. But I can fake my way through most situations.	没有。但是在大多数情况下，我都可以蒙混过去。
[23:43]	– Yeah? – Yeah.	– 是吗？ – 是的。
[23:44]	Well, I got to tell you, I’m fatally attracted to you,	好吧，我得向你坦白，我完完全全被你吸引住了，
[23:47]	so don’t blow it, because, you know…	所以你别弄砸了，因为，你知道……
[23:49]	Well, I’ll do my best, and it hasn’t failed me yet.	好的，我尽力而为好了，我还从未失过手呢。
[24:25]	Your spaghetti could have used another 20 minutes.	你应该把意大利面再多煮20分钟的。
[24:28]	You said al dente. I was giving you my best shot here. Well, you…	你说要吃有嚼劲的，我已经尽了最大的努力。你不会想…
[24:30]	Al dente? That was so crispy.	有嚼劲？可那还梆梆硬啊。
[24:32]	Come on. You don’t want a limp noodle, did you?	得了，你不会想吃烂呼呼的面条吧，是吗？
[24:33]	You know, you want my spaghetti with nice Czechoslovakian sauce,	你看，你想吃我做的加了美味的捷克斯洛伐克沙司的面条，
[24:36]	that’s my specialty.	那是我的拿手做法。
[24:38]	And I suppose it’s different.	我可没料到会是这个样子。
[24:39]	Yeah. It’s a congealed, disgusting spaghetti.	是啊，粘粘糊糊搅在一起，有点恶心的面条。
[24:41]	– Where did you learn so much about wine? – My father’s an expert.	– 你从哪儿学到这么多酒的知识的？ – 我父亲是个行家。
[24:43]	Her father! This is incredible. What is this guy not an expert in?	她父亲！太不可思议了。那么他究竟在哪方面不是个行家呢？
[24:47]	He’s a tennis player and an antique connoisseur and a wine expert,	他既是网球好手，又是古董鉴赏家和品酒专家，
[24:52]	and he’s probably gorgeous, right, with graying temples and the aquiline profile.	也许他长得也很英俊吧，是吗？有着灰白的鬓角和鹰钩状的鼻梁。
[24:56]	– A great-looking man. – Yeah.	– 非常英俊的男人。 – 是啊。
[24:58]	Whenever Mother was away in her sanitarium,	每当我母亲被送入精神病院，
[24:59]	the ladies, they flocked around him.	那些女人就蜂拥到他周围。
[25:01]	Yeah, and what about you? Tell me. Did you have a little crush on him?	是啊，那么你呢？告诉我，你是不是也有点迷恋上他了？
[25:04]	You can admit this to me, if you like.	你可以向我坦白的，如果你愿意。
[25:05]	– Sure. We had a little flirt. – A little, small flirt?	– 当然，我们会调一下情。 – 调一下情，小调一下？
[25:08]	Mother away getting shock treatment and the only beautiful daughter home.	母亲不在家，去接受休克治疗，而把漂亮的女儿独自留在家里。
[25:12]	Long, lingering breakfasts with Dad?	和爸爸一起慢慢腾腾地吃着早餐？
[25:14]	– Is this getting nauseating? – Yeah. No competition for my mother	– 这不是有点令人恶心吗？ – 是的。但并不是要和我母亲竞争，
[25:17]	because she was very beautiful.	因为她非常漂亮。
[25:18]	– Your mother? – That’s nice. Yeah.	– 你母亲？ – 很美，真的。
[25:20]	– Your back is really knotted up. – I know. It’s very tense.	– 你的背怎么这么僵硬。 – 我知道，是很紧张。
[25:24]	Jesus. What was your mother diagnosed as?	天呐，你母亲被诊断出是什么病？
[25:26]	Was she schizophrenic or…	是精神分裂吗，还是……
[25:27]	She was schizophrenic, she was depressive, she was…	她是精神分裂，她很抑郁，她……
[25:29]	I see, the full complement of the nasties.	不，我知道，最后是雪上加霜。
[25:32]	It’s funny, ‘Cause in my family nobody ever committed suicide, nobody…	真有意思，我家里从来没有人自杀过，一个都没有……
[25:35]	This was just not a middle-class alternative, you know?	这简直不像个中产阶级家庭应该有的样子，你知道？
[25:38]	My mother was too busy running the boiled chicken	我母亲太忙忙活活用她的…
[25:41]	through the deflavorizing machine	去味机煮鸡肉吃，
[25:43]	to think about shooting herself or anything.	而顾不上拔枪自尽或怎么样了。
[25:45]	God. So did you always want to be an actress?	天，那么你一直想成为一个演员？
[25:49]	No. I’m not really an actress.	不，实际上我并不是演员。
[25:52]	You’re good, Dorrie. You have a…	你很不错，多丽。你有……
[25:54]	You do. You have a real interesting quality on the screen.	你真的有，在银幕上你有真正有趣的气质。
[25:56]	– You know you’re just saying that. – No, you’re wrong. You have…	– 我知道你只是说说而已。 – 不，不对。你有……
[25:59]	It’s not so. You have a real charming quality.	不仅如此，你有真正迷人的气质。
[26:01]	You got a real… You’re a natural.	你有真正…你很有天赋。
[26:03]	I’m a natural. I’m a natural at everything I do,	我很有天赋，我做什么都很有天赋，
[26:04]	and then I wind up not being able to do anything.	可最后的结果是我做什么都做不成。
[26:07]	No, you’re wrong. You’ve got real, genuine charisma on the screen.	不，不对。在银幕上你有真正的、纯正的魅力。
[26:11]	It’s true. You’re sexy.	这是实话。你很性感。
[26:13]	You’ve got no confidence, of course,	当然，你缺了那么点自信，
[26:15]	but you got a real charming quality on the screen.	但是在银幕上，你真的极富魅力。
[26:17]	– What was that? What was that? – A pigeon.	– 那是什么？那是什么？ – 是只鸽子。
[26:20]	– Hey, that’s pretty. A pigeon. – No. It’s not pretty at all.	– 嘿，它很漂亮，一只鸽子。 – 不，它一点也不漂亮。
[26:23]	– They’re wonderful. – They’re rats with wings.	– 它们很棒。 – 它们是长着翅膀的老鼠。
[26:24]	No, it’s probably a good omen.	不，这也许是个好兆头，
[26:26]	– It’ll bring us good luck. – No, get it out of here.	– 它会给我们带来好运。 – 不，把它赶出去。
[26:28]	It’s probably one of those killer pigeons.	它也许是杀人鸽之一。
[26:29]	No. Get something for it to eat. We can coax it down. What are you doing?	不。给它拿点吃的来，我们可以把它哄下来。你这是干什么？
[26:34]	Wait. Wait.	慢着！慢着！
[26:35]	You see, it’s got a swastika under its wing.	你看到没，它翅膀下有个纳粹“�e”字标记。
[26:42]	Stop that.	住手啊！
[26:43]	I just wanna guide it out of the apartment.	我只是想将它引出房间。
[26:46]	Jeez! I don’t want a winged thing in my house.	天呐！我可不想在我的屋子里有个带翅膀的东西。
[26:49]	We can keep it.	我们可以把它养起来。
[27:05]	Oh, I’m sorry. Forgive me.	噢，真抱歉！原谅我，
[27:06]	– I’m in the wrong room. – No, no, no, no, you’re right.	– 我走错房间了。 – 不，不，不，不，你没走错。
[27:08]	This is your room. Isn’t this fun?	这就是你的房间。不好玩吗？
[27:09]	I tipped the porter so I could meet you.	我给了门房一点好处，这样我就可以见到你了。
[27:12]	Oh, Jesus, you’re kidding. You’re telling me they let you in here?	噢，天哪，你开玩笑。你是说是他们放你进来的？
[27:16]	– Well, I know, you get this all the time. – No, I don’t.	– 嗯，我知道，你经常会碰到这样的事。 – 不，不是的！
[27:19]	But, you know, I have a psychic, and I asked her about you,	但是，你看，我认识个通灵的人，我问起她关于你的事，
[27:22]	and she told me that we were destined to make it together.	她跟我说我们注定会在一起的。
[27:24]	Hey, look, whoever you are, please, I’m tired. Go away.	嘿，听着，不管你是谁，我很累了。求你了，请你走吧。
[27:27]	I won’t stay over.	我不会整晚呆在这里。
[27:29]	I mean, I just know you’re a Sagittarius,	我是说，我知道你是人马座的，
[27:31]	and Sagittarians get along really well with Pisces, cause I’m a Pisces.	人马座和双鱼座真的会很和谐，因为我是双鱼座的。
[27:36]	– And I just think that… – Will you get out of the bed, please?	– 我只是想…… – 你能不能下床来，拜托了？
[27:39]	Well, wait, here. And I drove all the way from Bridgeport to make it with you.	等等，给你这个。我从布里奇波特【康涅狄格】一路开车过来就是想和你共度良宵。
[27:42]	Yeah? What is this, the traditional brownies with hash?	是吗？这是什么？传说中的加了大麻的巧克力饼吗？
[27:46]	– Is this what you’re giving me? – No. No.	– 你就是要给我这个？ – 不，不。
[27:48]	Here’s the hash on the side because I didn’t know how much you took.	这个才是大麻，因为我不知道你的用量是多少。
[27:51]	How much I took? What is it, hollandaise sauce?	我的用量是多少？这是什么？荷兰式沙司？
[27:52]	What do you mean, how much I took?	你什么意思，我的用量是多少？
[27:53]	– I mean, you could… – You got in a car	– 我的意思是，你可以…… – 你弄了辆车，
[27:55]	and you drove a long distance	那么长距离你一路开过来，
[27:57]	to go through mechanical sex with a stranger?	就是为了和一个陌生人呆板地做场爱？
[27:59]	– Is this what you do? – My husband drove me.	– 你是想这样吗？ – 我丈夫开车送我来的。
[28:01]	– We have a van. – Your husband? You’re kidding.	– 我们有辆房车。 – 你丈夫？你开玩笑！
[28:03]	Is your husband here?	你丈夫也在这儿吗？
[28:05]	You know, he would be so honored if I could tell him that we made it.	你知道，要是我告诉他我们干成了，他会深感荣幸的。
[28:09]	He’s a great fan of yours.	你是你的大影迷。
[28:11]	– He’s got all your albums. – I’m sure.	– 他收集了你所有的剧照， – 这我可以肯定。
[28:13]	He sees every movie. He talks about you all the time.	他看了你的每一部电影，他总是念叨着你。
[28:15]	– You’re one of his heroes. – Yeah. He’s not insanely jealous?	– 你是他的英雄之一。 – 是啊，他不会嫉妒得发狂？
[28:18]	No. We never have any problems with that.	不，我们不会有这方面的问题。
[28:20]	And exactly where is your husband right now?	那么你丈夫现在究竟在哪儿？
[28:23]	Well, he’s sleeping in the van downstairs.	嗯，他在楼下的房车里睡觉呢。
[28:25]	Hey, look, I don’t feel that well. I’m tired.	嘿，听着，我感觉不太舒服，我很累。
[28:27]	I don’t wanna go through an empty experience. I’ve had…	我可不想有一场空泛的性经历。我曾经……
[28:30]	Listen, empty sex is better than no sex, right?	听着，空泛的性总比没有性要好，不是吗？
[28:33]	Come on, don’t be so angry.	别这样，别那么生气。
[28:42]	ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program to bring you a special bulletin.	我们打断这档节目，向你们特别报道。
[28:45]	Sydney Finklestein’s hostility has escaped.	西德尼・芬克尔斯坦的敌意逃走了。
[28:48]	Finklestein, a short man with glasses,	芬克尔斯坦，一个矮个的男子，戴着眼镜，
[28:50]	told police that he has been fighting to hold his anger in for years,	他告诉警察说他多年以来一直和他的愤怒搏斗着，试图将它强压在体内，
[28:54]	and is very embarrassed that it broke loose while he napped.	但是令他非常不安的是乘他打盹的当儿，它挣脱逃走了。
[28:57]	Police are combing the countryside and warn all citizens to stay indoors.	警察们正沿着乡间严密搜索，并警告说所有的市民都呆在家里。
[29:01]	Oh, my God, look. That’s my schoolteacher, Miss Reilly.	噢，上帝啊，快看！那是我的老师，莱利小姐。
[29:05]	And… Oh, Jeez.	噢，天哪！
[29:06]	Look, that’s my ex-wife and her alimony lawyer,	看，那是我的前妻，和她的离婚律师，
[29:10]	and my brother Alvin.	还有我哥哥艾尔文。
[29:11]	He was the one that they taught to speak up.	就是他，他们教他要勇敢地说出来。
[29:14]	He’d always come downstairs and recite.	于是他总是边下楼梯边絮叨。
[29:17]	Look. That’s my mother.	快看，那是我母亲。
[29:25]	Please. We don’t wanna hurt you. We wanna reason with you.	慢着，我们不想伤害你，我们想和你讲道理。
[29:30]	I’m a psychoanalyst. This is my pipe.	我是心理分析师。这是我的烟斗。
[29:34]	I want to help you.	我想帮助你。
[29:38]	Your films are always psychological, never political.	你的影片一直有心理上的象征，从没有政治上的象征。
[29:41]	– Where do you stand politically? – What can I say to that?	– 那么你的政治立场是什么？ – 这我能说什么呢？
[29:44]	I’m for total, honest democracy, you know.	我拥护完全的、诚实的民主，你知道。
[29:48]	And I also believe the American system can work.	我也相信美国的这套可以行得通。
[29:56]	WOMAN: A lot of people have accused you of being narcissistic.	有许多人指责你很自恋。
[30:03]	I know, people think I’m egotistical and narcissistic, but it’s not true.	我知道，人们认为我很自我为中心、很自恋，但这不是事实。
[30:07]	I… As a matter of fact, if I did identify with a Greek mythological character,	我…实际上，要是一定要把我比作希腊神话中的某个人物的话，
[30:11]	it would not be Narcissus.	那不会是那喀索斯【自恋的美少年】。
[30:13]	– Who would it be? – Zeus.	– 那会是谁？ – 宙斯。
[30:19]	– Mr. Bates, I’m with the Cancer Society. – Right.	– 贝茨先生，我是“抗癌协会”的。 – 好的。
[30:22]	And it would mean so much to so many people if you could appear at our benefit…	对那么多人将非常有意义，如果你能赏光去我们……
[30:25]	I would be glad to.	我很愿意。
[30:26]	Just call me when I get back into town. I do it all the time.	等我回城后给我打电话。我一直这么做的。
[30:29]	– Did you know, Sandy… – Really.	– 你知道吗，桑迪…… – 真的。
[30:31]	Did you know that, as we speak,	你知道吗？在我们谈话的当儿，
[30:32]	Russian scientists are being forcibly detained in insane asylums?	俄国的科学家们正被强行送入精神病院施行拘役？
[30:36]	Yeah, well, I’m on a committee for that. You know what I mean?	是的，我知道，我是与此相关的一个委员会的成员。你知道我的意思吗？
[30:38]	So I’ve signed petitions and all that stuff.	我是说我已经在那些请愿书上签过名了。
[30:39]	You know what? Would you sign this autograph for my wife?	你看，你能不能在这上面给我妻子签个名？
[30:41]	– Oh, yeah. Sure. – Sandy Brockman from Flatbush Avenue.	– 噢，好的，当然。 – 你是弗莱特布什大街来的山迪・布劳赫曼。
[30:44]	– To Hilda. – Jerry Abraham.	– 写上“给希尔达”。 – 我是杰里・亚伯拉罕
[30:46]	– We went to school together, right? – I know. I remember you. I remember.	– 我们一起上的学，还记得吗？ – 我知道，我记得你，我记得的。
[30:48]	You dressed as Superman, you tried to fly.	你曾打扮成超人，你想飞起来。
[30:50]	– Yeah, I remember. – I know you’re busy. When can we talk?	– 是的，我记得。 – 你知道你很忙，我们可以谈谈吗？
[30:52]	– I’ll be here all weekend. – Okay, take care.	– 我整个周末都在这儿。 – 好的，保重。
[30:54]	– What is this? – Don’t read it now. Wait until later.	– 这是什么？ – 现在别读，等会儿再看。
[30:56]	– What is this thing? – My son wrote it. It’s perfect for you.	– 这是什么东西？ – 我儿子写的，非常适合你。
[30:58]	It’s a spoof on jockeys.	拿三角裤头开涮的。
[31:01]	– On jockeys? – Yes, a spoof on jockeys. Little jockeys.	– 三角裤头？ – 对，恶搞三角裤衩，小裤衩。
[31:03]	– Little tiny jockeys? That sounds great. – Yeah.	– 小小的裤衩？听起来不错。 – 是的。
[31:05]	Call. Call, okay?	打电话给我，打电话，行吗？
[31:09]	Sandy. Can I have your autograph?	山迪，你能给我签个名吗？
[31:12]	Oh, sure. There you go.	噢，当然，这就签。
[31:15]	– I was a cesarean. – Oh. That’s great.	– 我是剖腹产生下的。 – 噢，很好啊。
[31:55]	Isobel. My God, what are you doing here?	伊泽贝尔，我的天呐，你来这儿干什么？
[31:58]	– But you called me. You were lonely. – I know. But what a surprise.	– 是你打电话给我的，你很寂寞。 – 我知道，但这也太让人意外了。
[32:02]	What a treat.	多好的款待啊！
[32:03]	Oh, Jesus.	噢，天哪。
[32:05]	Sandy?	山迪？
[32:07]	– Sandy? Hi. I really loved your last film. – Oh, thank you.	– 山迪？我真的非常喜欢你的上一部影片。 – 噢，谢谢。
[32:11]	In English. Speak to me in English.	说英语，用英语和我说。
[32:12]	I had a very erotic dream about you last night.	昨晚我做了个很色情的梦，梦见了你。
[32:16]	You know, I hope you brought your little tiny white cotton socks that I like,	你知道，我希望你带来了你那双小小的白棉袜，我很喜欢。
[32:20]	– you know, because… – Listen, I left my husband.	– 你知道，因为…… – 听着，我离开了我丈夫。
[32:26]	Really?	真的吗？
[32:28]	He knew I was having an affair and I did not want to lie to him.	他知道我有了婚外情，我不想对他撒谎。
[32:34]	I’m stunned.	我很吃惊。
[32:36]	– That makes you nervous, no? – No, no, no. I’m not nervous.	– 那让你紧张了，没有吗？ – 不，不，我没紧张。
[32:42]	I’m just so… I just… I know we talked about it…	我只是…我只是… 我知道我们谈过这……
[32:46]	Sandy, I knitted this sweater for you myself.	山迪，我亲手给你织了件毛衣。
[32:48]	– Thanks very much. Thank you. – You know, you don’t have…	– 非常感谢，谢谢你。 – 你知道，你没必要……
[32:49]	– I just didn’t think it would happen. – You don’t have to worry about it.	– 我只是没料到会这样。 – 你没必要担心什么。
[32:52]	– No, I’m not worried about it. – I’m just going to take care of myself.	– 不，我没担心。 – 我会自己照顾好自己的。
[32:54]	You know, what has that got to… What does that mean?	这是什么话…这是什么意思？你会照顾好……
[32:56]	– We’ve seen all your films. – They suck.	– 我们看过你所有的电影。 – 它们太烂了。
[32:58]	– They’re terrific. – Because I know your face.	– 它们都很棒。 – 因为我可以从你脸上看出来，
[33:01]	I know you are going to be sick.	我知道你要不舒服了。
[33:03]	I’m not going to be sick. I’m just so stunned.	我没有不舒服，我只是有点吃惊。
[33:05]	I can’t… You know, we discussed it and I… And I…	我不能…你知道，我们讨论过这个，我…我……
[33:08]	I think I’m going to stay in a hotel and find an apartment.	我想我会去住旅馆，然后找套公寓。
[33:11]	Honey, you’re not staying in a hotel.	亲爱的，你别去住旅馆。
[33:13]	The whole point was that you would leave your husband and stay with me,	重要的是你离开你丈夫，和我呆在一起，
[33:15]	that we would live together or marry, but be together.	我们生活在一起或结婚，关键是要在一起。
[33:18]	– Can I have your autograph? – That’s the point of it.	– 我能得到你的签名吗？ – 这才是最重要的。
[33:21]	You’re not gonna stay at a hotel.	你别去住旅馆。
[33:22]	– No, I… – That’s ridiculous.	– 不，我…… – 这太荒唐了。
[33:24]	No, I think it would be okay if it is like that.	不，我想那样也不错。
[33:27]	We could marry, but there is no pressure.	我们可以结婚，但是我不会逼你。
[33:29]	I don’t feel pressure. I…	我可没说你会逼我。我……
[33:33]	It’s funny. I had salmon for breakfast, you know, and I feel nauseous a little bit.	有意思，早餐我吃的鲑鱼，你知道，我感到有点恶心了。
[33:38]	– You know, they never serve it fresh. – You know something.	– 你知道，他们的鱼总是不新鲜。 – 你知道吗？
[33:40]	I just brought up a wonderful bottle of wine and my white socks.	我带来了一瓶好酒，还有我的白袜，
[33:45]	You know, the ones you like.	你知道，就是你喜欢的那双。
[33:46]	Isobel. Gee, I feel like such a fool.	伊泽贝尔，天呐，我觉得自己像个傻瓜。
[33:50]	Excuse me, Mr. Bates, could I have your autograph?	对不起，贝茨先生，能请你给我签个名吗？
[33:53]	I’ve seen all of your films. You’re a master of despair.	我看过你所有的电影。你是描写绝望的大师，
[33:57]	– Such a touch of Kafka. – You know, I feel so…	– 很有点卡夫卡的味道。 – 你知道，我觉得自己太……
[33:59]	– I feel sick. – Can you give me 15 minutes?	– 我感到很恶心。 – 你能给我十五分钟吗？
[34:01]	I will have a bath, and you will come to the room.	我要洗个澡，然后你来我房间。
[34:03]	– What about the children? – They are okay. They will come tomorrow.	– 孩子们怎么办？ – 他们很好，他们明天过来。
[34:17]	Hi.	嗨。
[34:19]	– Hi. – What are you doing here?	– 嗨。 – 你在这儿干嘛？
[34:22]	I just came in to be alone for a minute, to think, you know.	我只是想进来单独呆一会儿，思考思考，你知道。
[34:24]	– What are you doing here? – Oh, I… That’s exactly what I was doing.	– 你在这儿干嘛？ – 噢，我…那也正是我想做的。
[34:27]	– I was just sitting around thinking… – Yeah?	– 我也想坐下来思考思考， – 是吗？
[34:28]	– you know, trying to get away. – What are you thinking about?	– 你知道，想独自呆会儿。 – 你要思考什么呢？
[34:31]	Me? Well, I was thinking about, should I change my movie?	我？嗯，我在考虑，是不是应该改变我的电影？
[34:36]	Should I change my life? You know, all kinds of, you know, serious…	是不是应该改变我的生活？你知道，使之更加严肃一点……
[34:41]	– Yeah? – Yeah. What a surprise.	– 是吗？ – 是的。真太意外了。
[34:43]	You know, I had a dream about you last night.	你知道，昨晚我梦到了你。
[34:45]	– Did you? – Yeah.	– 是吗？ – 是的。
[34:47]	– What did you dream? – I can’t tell you.	– 你梦到了什么？ – 我不会告诉你的。
[34:49]	– No, come on. – No. It was really embarrassing.	– 别，别这样。 – 不，真太不好意思了。
[34:52]	– Really? Was it one of those? – Yeah, really. It was.	– 真的吗？是那种梦吗？ – 是的，的确是那种梦。
[34:54]	God, that’s terrible.	天呐，太糟了。
[34:55]	Maybe if I get to know you better, I’ll tell you.	要是我更了解了你，也许我会告诉你。
[34:57]	– Yeah? – But I can’t now.	– 是吗？ – 但是现在我不能。
[34:58]	– Hi. Can I have your autograph? – You’re kidding.	– 嗨，能给我签个名吗？ – 真是搞笑！
[35:00]	– What do you guys do? – Me, too.	– 你们在这儿干嘛？ – 给我也签个。
[35:02]	– Follow me around? – We think you’re so sexy.	– 跟踪着我？ – 我们认为你太性感了。
[35:07]	I’m sexy? They think I’m sexy.	我很性感？她们认为我很性感。
[35:11]	– Come on, Dorrie. – Don’t lie to me. You’re attracted to her.	– 别这样，多丽。 – 别对我撒谎了，你被她迷上了。
[35:14]	I’m not attracted to her. What are you talking about?	我没有被她迷上。你这是什么话啊？
[35:17]	Staring at her all through dinner. Giving each other looks.	吃饭的时候你一直盯着她看，互相眉来眼去的。
[35:19]	– Stop it. She’s 14 years old. – Don’t you think I see it?	– 别扯了，她才十四岁。 – 你以为我没看出来？
[35:22]	She’s not even 14, she’s 13-and-a-half.	她甚至连十四岁都没有，她才十三岁半。
[35:24]	I don’t care. I used to play those games with my father, so I know.	这我不管。我以前和我父亲也玩过这样的游戏，所以我很清楚。
[35:27]	– I’ve been through all that. – What kind of games?	– 这些我都经历过。 – 什么样的游戏？
[35:29]	You think I’m flirting with your kid cousin?	你以为我在和你的小孩表妹调情？
[35:31]	– You can’t take your eyes off her! – She was sitting opposite me.	– 你甚至都不愿意把目光从她身上移开！ – 她就坐在我的对面啊！
[35:33]	– You smile at her! – I smile at her. I’m a friendly person.	– 你冲着她微笑！ – 我冲着她微笑，我对谁都很友好。
[35:37]	What do you want? She’s a kid! This is stupid!	你想干什么啊？她还是个孩子！真太无聊了！
[35:39]	– I don’t wanna have this conversation. – Don’t tell me it’s stupid!	– 我不想继续谈下去了！ – 别跟我说这很无聊！
[35:41]	I used to do that with my father, across the table, all those private jokes. I know.	我以前就是这么和我父亲玩的，隔着桌子，开那些私下里的玩笑，我知道的。
[35:44]	Do what? What private jokes? We were talking about movies.	玩什么啊？什么私下里的玩笑？我们谈的是电影。
[35:47]	She likes funny movies, so we were discussing it.	她喜欢有意思的电影，所以我们在讨论这个。
[35:50]	What? Hey, what’s the matter with you?	你…你，嘿，你怎么回事啊？
[35:52]	Dorrie, what’s the matter with you? You’re nuts.	多丽，你怎么回事？你疯了吗？
[35:56]	You know how ridiculous this sounds? What are you saying?	你知道这听上去有多么荒唐吗？你在说什么啊？
[36:00]	That I’m flirting with your kid cousin?	我和你的小孩表妹调情？
[36:03]	I mean, doesn’t that sound… That’s absurd.	我是说，那听起来不是很…太荒谬了。
[36:06]	Come on.	别这样。
[36:12]	– Oh, my God! – I was in the neighborhood.	– 噢，我的上帝！ – 我正好在附近，
[36:14]	– I had to say hello. – Why didn’t you call me?	– 我应该过来问声好。 – 为什么不打电话给我。
[36:16]	– I’m appearing right near here… – What a surprise? Come on in.	– 我正好路过此地…… – 太惊喜了！快进来！
[36:18]	– This is Isobel, this is my sister. – Hello, Isobel.	– 这是伊泽贝尔，这是我妹妹。 – 你好，伊泽贝尔。
[36:20]	– Hi. – Oh, my God! Sam’s gonna die.	– 你好。 – 噢，我的上帝！山姆要高兴死了。
[36:21]	Come on in.	快进来。
[36:23]	Girls! My brother! Do you believe this?	姑娘们！这是我哥哥！你们能相信吗？
[36:25]	– What are you shouting for? – This is my brother Sam. We’re relaxed.	– 你喊什么啊？ – 这是我哥哥山迪。我们在放松。
[36:27]	– We’re all relaxed, Sandy. – Did I come at a bad time?	– 我们都放松过了，山迪。 – 我来得不是时候吗？
[36:29]	No, you didn’t come at a bad time. We’re all doing yoga. We’re all relaxed.	不，你没来得不是时候。我们在做瑜珈，我们都放松了。
[36:32]	Come on. You know everybody. I know you know Irene.	过来，每个人你都认识。我知道你认识艾琳。
[36:35]	– Oh, yeah. What happened, Irene? – It’s so ironic. Look at her face.	– 噢，是的。你怎么了，艾琳？ – 真是讽刺，瞧瞧她的脸。
[36:38]	We moved here to get away from the crime and garbage, and look at this face.	我们搬到这儿是为了远离犯罪和垃圾，可瞧瞧这张脸。
[36:41]	Someone broke into her house last week, they robbed her, they raped her…	上星期有人闯入了她的家，他们抢劫了她，并强奸了她……
[36:44]	– In the suburbs? – I wish that…	– 在这郊区？ – 我希望……
[36:46]	Isobel, they raped her over and over again.	伊泽贝尔，他们一遍遍地强奸她。
[36:48]	– They tied her to the bed. – It was horrible.	– 他们把她绑在床上。 – 太可怕了，太可怕了。
[36:50]	– Do you believe it? – With my scarf.	– 你能相信吗？ – 用我的围巾。
[36:51]	– Really? – I didn’t even resist.	– 真的吗？ – 我甚至都没反抗。
[36:52]	I’m sure you didn’t resist. Knowing you, Irene, you…	我肯定你没反抗。了解你的，艾琳，你……
[36:55]	Come on in. How about a drink? Isobel? Coffee? Tea?	快进来。要喝点什么吗？伊泽贝尔？咖啡还是茶？
[36:58]	– Sandy, you gotta go see Sam. – Are you all right?	– 山迪，你应该去看看山姆。 – 你现在好点了吗？
[37:01]	– He’s in the bedroom and he’s meditating. – I will. I’ll see Sam. I will.	– 他在卧室里，他正在冥想。 – 我会的，我会去见山姆，我会的。
[37:05]	– Hi. Would you please? – Don’t bother him.	– 嗨，能不能请你？ – 别打搅他了。
[37:08]	– To Kevin and Mendel. – Kevin and Mendel?	– 写上“给凯文和孟德尔”。 – 凯文和孟德尔？
[37:10]	– What are they, children? – They’re my children.	– 他们是谁，你的小孩？ – 他们是我的孩子。
[37:15]	I had two heart attacks before I got the bicycle.	在有了这辆脚踏车之前，我犯过两次心脏病。
[37:19]	– And since then? – I also had two.	– 那么之后呢？ – 又犯过两次。
[37:26]	This is us when we used to go to the seashore every summer.	噢，这是我们去海边时拍的，每年夏天都去。
[37:29]	– This is Sandy? – That’s Sandy.	– 这是山迪？ – 这是山迪。
[37:30]	– And you. Where are you? – That’s me, the baby.	– 你呢，你在哪儿？ – 这个是我，这个婴儿。
[37:32]	– Nice baby. – Yeah. My father stayed in the city.	– 可爱的宝贝。 – 是的。我父亲留在城里。
[37:35]	I think he fooled around. There he is.	我想他到处瞎混，这个是他。
[37:37]	– And your mother? – That’s my mother.	– 你妈妈呢？ – 这是我妈妈。
[37:38]	They were always fighting, always screaming at each other.	他们总是在争吵，总是在相互叫喊。
[37:42]	Once the police had to come. Here’s Sandy in the Hebrew school play.	有一次把警察都招来了。噢，这是山迪在希伯来语学校演戏。
[37:45]	Oh, my God, I haven’t seen this picture in ages.	噢，我的天呐，已经有好多年我没看这照片了。
[37:47]	– He’s so cute. – Yeah, glasses, skinny.	– 他太可爱了。 – 是啊，戴着眼睛，瘦猴似的。
[37:49]	– Look how skinny he was. Always skinny. – Oh, yeah.	– 看看他多么瘦，一直那么瘦。 – 噢，是很瘦。
[37:51]	Remember how you got into that fight? It was awful.	还记得你是怎么打起来的吗？太可怕了。
[37:54]	Yeah, well, I always resented Abraham being so willing to kill his son.	记得，我一直对亚伯拉罕那么坚决地要杀死自己的儿子而耿耿于怀。
[37:57]	– Yeah. – I’m still bothered by it.	– 是啊。 – 我仍然感到不舒服。
[37:59]	I think it was jealousy. You wanted the part of God.	我想那是因为你嫉妒了，你想演上帝这个角色。
[38:05]	– Oh, she’s a lovely girl. – I know. She’s wonderful.	– 噢，她是个可爱的女孩。 – 我知道，她很不错。
[38:08]	– Are you gonna get married? – I guess. You know, I suppose.	– 你要结婚了吗？ – 我想是的，你知道，我想是。
[38:11]	What do you mean, you guess? Yes or no?	你什么意思，你想是的？是还是不是？
[38:13]	I mean, you know, that looks like the direction we’re heading in.	我是说，你知道，看上去正是朝那方向上去了。
[38:16]	– Are you in love with each other? – Yeah, I suppose so.	– 你们相互爱着对方吗？ – 是的，我想是的。
[38:19]	You know, I don’t know what to say because it’s a package deal.	你知道，我不知道该怎么说，因为这是个一揽子的买卖。
[38:23]	I get a wife. I get a French wife and I get two kids, overnight.	我得到个妻子，一夜之间，我有了个法国妻子，我有了两个孩子。
[38:27]	– Yeah? – The question is do I want that?	– 是吗？ – 问题是这是否是我需要的？
[38:28]	I like the idea she’s French. That I find romantic.	我喜欢她是法国人，我觉得这很罗曼蒂克。
[38:30]	But do I want to have two kids suddenly? And, well, you know…	但是转眼之间，我需要两个孩子吗？嗯，你看，你知道……
[38:33]	– Oh, kids are nice, Sandy. – I know, but you have to…	– 噢，孩子很可爱的，山迪。 – 我知道，但是你不得不……
[38:36]	Of course, I never hear from my two older ones.	当然，我自己的两个大孩子，却杳无音信。
[38:38]	– Oh, Sandy, it’s such a terrible… – You still haven’t heard anything at all?	– 噢，山迪，这真太可怕了…… – 你仍然一点消息也没有吗？
[38:41]	They’re 13 and 14. They hitchhiked to Texas.	他们一个13岁一个14岁，他们搭车去了德克萨斯。
[38:43]	– I know. I know. – I had the police.	– 我知道，我知道。 – 我报了警。
[38:45]	– I don’t know their whereabouts. – So they can’t find any trace?	– 我不知道他们的下落。 – 那么他们没找到什么线索吗？
[38:47]	The youngest one is selling stolen cameras. I’m worried. I’m worried.	小的那个说是在倒卖偷来的相机。我很担心，担心死了。
[38:50]	– Take it easy. – Yeah, take it…	– 让它去吧。 – 是啊，让它去……
[38:52]	Well, Sam doesn’t wanna know about it.	噢，山姆不想知道什么。
[38:54]	You know, he keeps having heart attacks. He never gets off the bike.	你知道，他老犯心脏病。他不想从脚踏车上下来。
[38:57]	– Do you hear from our parents at all? – Yeah. You know, they sit in Miami.	– 我们的爸妈有什么消息吗？ – 是的，你知道，他们呆在迈阿密。
[39:02]	– Dad’s gonna be 80. – That’s amazing. Amazing.	– 爸爸有八十了。 – 太了不起了，很了不起。
[39:05]	Good shape. Mom’s blind in one eye, deaf in one ear.	他身体很好。妈妈瞎了一只眼睛，聋了一个耳朵。
[39:08]	I hope the same side of the head, right? Because that’s important. So she’s even.	我希望是在脑袋的同一侧，是吗？因为这很重要，这样她就平衡了。
[39:11]	– Don’t make jokes. – She should be even at that age.	– 别拿这开玩笑。 – 在这样的年纪平衡很重要。
[39:13]	I miss you. I never…	我很想你。我从没……
[39:16]	Sam! That’s enough with that bell!	山姆！真受够了那铃声了！
[39:18]	I bought him a bell for Christmas and I never hear the end of it.	我圣诞节给他买的这个铃，到现在都响个不停。
[39:20]	So I send money to Miami all the time,	我一直在往迈阿密寄钱，
[39:22]	but I don’t know what else I can do for our parents.	但是我不知道我还能为我们的父母做点别的什么。
[39:23]	You’re good like that. You’re good like that. You keep up.	你这样做很好，你这样做很好，继续这样做。
[39:27]	You know, I like your sister. She’s very nice.	你知道，我喜欢你妹妹，她人很不错。
[39:29]	She’s a little screwed up.	她脑子有点问题。
[39:31]	– She’s very funny. – She is.	– 她很有趣。 – 是的。
[39:34]	When you told her that you had been a leftist, you know,	当你跟她说你曾是个左派分子，你知道，
[39:37]	and that you had been in jail, her mouth was hanging open.	还有你曾进过监狱时，我想她的嘴巴都合不拢了。
[39:41]	She’s intensely middle-class, you know.	因为她是个十足的中产阶级，你知道。
[39:44]	I find that extremely difficult to swallow, even now.	我也觉得那极难相信，现在也不信。
[39:47]	But I told you, things were very different in this time, in 68.	但是我告诉过你，那时的情况， 68年的情况和现在大不一样。
[39:51]	I know they were different,	我知道大不一样，
[39:52]	but I can’t see you standing on the streets throwing rocks and bottles.	但是我想象不出你怎么站在大街上，扔石块和瓶子。
[39:56]	I don’t have that image of you. You’re too sweet to ever think of…	我没法想象你这样的形象。你太温柔了，实在想象不出……
[39:59]	I had to… Because we had to.	我必须这么做，因为我们必须这么做。
[40:01]	It was the only way to change the spirit of relationships between people.	这是改变人与人之间关系实质的唯一方式。
[40:06]	George, you’re going too slow. They’re gonna get you.	乔治，你开得太慢了，警察要来抓你了。
[40:09]	I know, but, you know, it’s just such an odd thing.	我知道，但是，你知道，这真是件很奇怪的事。
[40:11]	I can never picture you just hanging in there with the workers,	我永远也想象不出你在那儿，和工人们混在一起，
[40:15]	you know, and storming the…	你知道，袭击……
[40:16]	The workers were not with us.	工人们没和我们在一起。
[40:18]	They were fighting for their own salaries and own conditions of life.	他们为他们自己的薪水和生活条件在那儿战斗。
[40:23]	– Yes. And so what were you… – And we were fighting	– 好的。那么你为什么…… – 我们参加战斗…
[40:25]	for the spirit of the things and for…	是为了事物的本质，为了……
[40:29]	Maybe we were romantic, you know.	也许我们很罗曼蒂克，你知道。
[40:30]	– They thought we were romantic and… – Yes.	– 人们认为我们很罗曼蒂克…… – 是的。
[40:33]	I remember, when I was in jail, I thought it was so romantic.	我记得当我被抓进监狱时，我想这简直太浪漫了。
[40:35]	– Oh, terrific. – I was so excited.	– 噢，太棒了。 – 我非常兴奋。
[40:37]	You met a lot of interesting men in jail?	在监狱里你遇到过很多有趣的男人没？
[40:41]	You know, men and women are separated in jail.	你看，男人和女人是分开关押的。
[40:43]	I find it very, very difficult to have a commitment like that.	我觉得我是坚决不可能去做这样的事情的。
[40:46]	I feel to survive in life, you wanna stay loose, you wanna keep flexible.	我觉得你要生存下去，就别绷得太紧了，你得随遇而安。
[40:51]	What the hell is going on out there? What are they…	外面究竟怎么回事？他们想……
[40:54]	– Hey, what’s going on? – Mr. Bates. How are you?	– 嘿，怎么回事？ – 贝茨先生，你好吗？
[40:58]	– I’ve always enjoyed your films. – Thanks very much. What’s he done?	– 我一直很喜欢你的电影。 – 非常感谢。他怎么啦？
[41:01]	– Well, I’ve got a warrant for his arrest. – You’re kidding!	– 嗯，我这儿有他的通缉令。 – 你开玩笑！
[41:04]	– For what? – I’m sorry. Out of Pennsylvania.	– 因为什么？ – 对不起，是宾夕法尼亚州发出的，
[41:06]	– It’s for mail fraud. – Mail fraud? My chauffeur?	– 涉及邮政诈骗。 – 邮政诈骗？我的司机？
[41:09]	Listen, do you have a license?	听着，你自己有驾照吗？
[41:11]	– Can you drive this car? – I can drive it if I have to.	– 你自己能开车吗？ – 要是非得开的话，我自己可以开。
[41:14]	– Are you gonna take him down? – I have to. I’m sorry.	– 你想怎么…你要逮捕他吗？ – 我不得不这么做，很抱歉。
[41:16]	– Are you sure you got the right guy? – Yes, I do.	– 你肯定没弄错人？ – 是的，我肯定。
[41:19]	By the way, Mr. Bates, the next time you do a film,	噢对了，贝茨先生，你下一次拍片时，
[41:22]	how about doing one about a police sergeant?	拍一个警官的电影怎么样，嗯？
[41:24]	– Jesus. – I got a great story to tell you, okay?	– 天哪！ – 我有个很棒的故事可以告诉你，怎么样？
[41:26]	What happened?	“怎么回事？”
[41:27]	He’s booking my driver for mail fraud, if you can believe that.	他控告我的司机犯有邮政诈骗罪，要是你能相信的话。
[41:31]	Really? You’re kidding. Oh, that doesn’t make sense.	真的吗？你开玩笑。噢，简直岂有此理。
[41:34]	I checked every reference. They’re impeccable.	我检查过所有的证明，没任何漏洞。
[41:37]	How can they be impeccable? I had six chauffeurs in two years.	怎么会没任何漏洞？两年之内我都换了六个司机了。
[41:40]	You get me drunks, guys who can’t understand English.	你给我找来过酒鬼；有的家伙根本听不懂英语；
[41:44]	One guy ran over an old lady with me in the car,	一个家伙碾了个老妇，当时我还在车上；
[41:46]	and now this guy’s wanted for mail fraud.	现在是这个因邮政诈骗而遭到通缉的家伙。
[41:48]	Would you sign my left breast?	能不能在我的左胸上签个名？
[41:50]	By the way, Dr. Melnikoff called.	噢对了，梅尔尼科夫医生来过电话，
[41:53]	He said you should stop using that shampoo solution	他说你应该停止使用他给你的那种洗发溶液，
[41:55]	he gave you to rub in your hair.	他让你抹在头发上的那种。
[41:57]	He says they just found out it causes skin cancer.	他说有人刚发现那会引起皮肤癌。
[42:00]	He’s had me on it for nine months. Now he tells me it causes skin cancer?	他让我擦了九个月，现在他跟我说那会引起皮肤癌啦？
[42:04]	Ed Rich. I’m with the New York City Landmarks Committee.	我叫埃德・里奇，我是“纽约市地标委员会”的，
[42:08]	– We’re having a fundraiser next month. – I’ll be glad to come.	– 下个月我们准备搞个筹款会。 – 我很乐意出席，
[42:12]	– Just, you call me when I get to town. – It’s a wonderful cause,	– 等我回城后给我打个电话。 – 这是一项很好的事业，
[42:15]	– to preserve old buildings. – I’m sure. I’m sure.	– 目的是保护古建筑。 – 当然，我可以肯定。
[42:17]	Just call me when I get back to town. I’ll be happy to make it. Really.	等我回城以后就给我打个电话。我会很高兴去参加的，真的。
[42:20]	– Oh. Oh. Okay. Fine. Thank you. – And cheer up.	– 噢，噢，好的。很好，谢谢你。 – 祝你愉快。
[42:35]	What is that?	这是什么？
[42:37]	What the hell is that? That’s the silliest thing I’ve ever seen.	这究竟是什么玩意儿？这是我见过的最最可笑的东西。
[42:40]	What is that?	这是什么啊？
[42:43]	Those people that are marching in the background.	那些在背景里行走的人们，
[42:45]	Those are all the people from the train that wind up in the garbage dump.	都是那些从那辆火车上下来的人，他们最后都去了垃圾场。
[42:52]	What the hell are they doing here?	他们究竟在这儿干嘛？
[42:59]	They wind up in Jazz Heaven. It’s commercial. It’s upbeat.	他们最后来到了“爵士天堂”。这是商业需要，要乐观向上。
[43:02]	They wind up in Jazz Heaven. It’s upbeat. It’s commercial.	他们最后来到了“爵士天堂”。这是商业需要，要乐观向上。
[43:04]	– It’s stupid. – I thought you’d like it, Sandy.	– 这是愚蠢透顶。 – 我以为你会喜欢呢，山迪。
[43:07]	You love jazz.	你热爱爵士乐。
[43:08]	Who is this guy anyhow to rewrite the end of my movie?	究竟是哪个家伙把我的电影改写成这样的结尾的？
[43:11]	And since when are all these guys involved?	从什么时候开始这些家伙参与进来的？
[43:14]	– What the hell is going on? – These are the new heads of the studio.	– 这究竟他妈的怎么回事？ – 他们是制片场新来的人。
[43:16]	What do you mean? Every six months I meet a new group of studio heads.	你什么意思？每隔六个月我就会遇见一帮制片场的新人。
[43:19]	It’s very disconcerting to me, too,	这让我也很为难，
[43:21]	but, you know, the mortality rate in this business is unbelievable.	但是，你知道，这个行当的死亡率出奇地高。
[43:24]	I’ll say. It’s like the Black Plague. Jesus.	不如这么说，这就像是“黑死病”，天哪……
[43:27]	I think you’re wonderful. Can I have your autograph?	我认为你棒极了。能给我签个名吗？
[43:29]	I don’t want anybody going to Jazz Heaven.	我不想让任何人去什么“爵士天堂”，
[43:32]	That’s a nitwit idea.	这是个笨蛋的主意。
[43:34]	You know, the whole point of the movie is that nobody is saved.	你知道，这部电影的要点就是没人得救。
[43:37]	Sandy, this is an Easter film. We don’t need a movie by an atheist.	山迪，这是“复活节”档的片子，我们不能把它拍成无神论性质的。
[43:41]	To you I’m an atheist. To God I’m the loyal opposition.	对你来说我是个无神论者；对上帝来说我是个忠诚的对立面。
[43:44]	Jesus.	天哪。
[43:45]	You know, I’m your biggest fan. I think you’re terrific.	你知道，我是你最狂的影迷，我认为你棒极了。
[43:48]	Thank you.	谢谢。
[43:49]	– His public adores him. – Yeah, today they adore you,	– 大众们崇拜他。 – 是啊，今天他们崇拜你，
[43:51]	– and tomorrow it’s one of these. – MAN: He’s paranoid.	– 明天就成了我现在这样。 – 他是个妄想狂。
[43:54]	I think you’re being a little paranoid.	我认为你是有点妄想狂。
[43:55]	No, you know what I’m being? I’m being realistic.	不，你知道我是什么吗？我是个现实主义者。
[43:58]	You know, and that’s why you don’t like the movie.	你看，这就是为什么你不喜欢这部电影的原因。
[44:00]	It’s not a matter of what I like.	这不是我喜不喜欢的问题。
[44:02]	Listen, I’ve been on this side of the business for four years now.	听着，到目前我已经在这个行业里干了四年。
[44:05]	Too much reality is not what the people want.	太多的现实并不是人们所需要的。
[44:08]	Jazz Heaven. That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.	“爵士天堂”，这是我听说过的最愚蠢的事情。
[44:11]	You can’t control life. It doesn’t wind up perfectly.	你不能因为生活得不完美，而去控制生活。
[44:13]	Only art you can control. Art and masturbation.	只有艺术你可以控制，艺术和自慰，
[44:17]	Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.	这两个领域我绝对可以算是专家。
[44:25]	– I feel very tired. – Yeah?	– 我感到很疲劳。 – 是吗？
[44:27]	Isobel, I want you to come and live with me.	伊泽贝尔，我想让你和我住在一起。
[44:30]	– Can we not talk about it tonight? – No, I wanna talk about it.	– 今晚我们能不能不谈这个？ – 不，我想谈谈。
[44:34]	I’ve been thinking about it all day. You know, it…	我已经考虑了一整天了，你知道，这……
[44:36]	I was just very, very surprised before, that’s all.	先前我是觉得非常非常意外，就是这样。
[44:39]	But, you know, when I think it over, it’s a very, very important thing to me.	但是，你知道，当我仔细考虑了一下以后，觉得这件事对我非常非常重要。
[44:43]	– You know, you don’t have to say that. – I know I don’t have to say it.	– 你看，你没必要这么说。 – 我知道我没必要这么说。
[44:46]	But, you know, I feel that way.	但是，你知道，我确实是这样觉得的。
[44:48]	I have very, very complicated feelings towards you.	我对你有着非常非常复杂的感情。
[44:51]	You know, I like to be with you and I don’t want to screw up this relationship.	你知道，我喜欢和你在一起，我不想毁了我们之间的关系。
[44:56]	You know that I love you, I trust you, you know.	你知道我爱你，我信任你，你知道。
[44:58]	You’re one of the few people that I really have fun with.	你是我少有的几个能真正获得乐趣的人之一。
[45:03]	Gee, if it wasn’t for you this past year, I’d have been absolutely, you know…	天，要是这过去的一年里不是因为你的话，我绝对会是，你知道……
[45:10]	Isobel, what are you doing?	伊泽贝尔，你在干嘛？
[45:11]	I’m pouring my heart out here and you’re behaving like a crazy person.	我在这儿向你吐露心迹，可你却表现得像个不正常的人。
[45:15]	Isobel, will you stop that for a minute?	伊泽贝尔，你能不能先停一下？
[45:19]	Yes, but I’m just doing my exercise.	是的，可是我在做练习啊。
[45:21]	Yes. But this is important, what I’m saying.	好的，但是这很重要，我说的很重要。
[45:24]	– Can you… – Yes, but my exercise, too.	– 你能不能…… – 是的，但是我的练习也很重要。
[45:26]	– Yes. I know, but… – I need it for my muscle.	– 是的，我知道，但是…… – 我需要做肌肉练习。
[45:28]	– You look like you’re having a fit. – No, I’m not.	– 你看上去像是面瘫了。 – 不，我没有。
[45:31]	Isobel. Isobel, I’m serious. I want you to move in with me.	伊泽贝尔，伊泽贝尔，我是认真的。我想让你搬来和我一起住。
[45:35]	I’m serious.	我是认真的。
[45:37]	I think that you should live with me	我想你应该和我一起住，
[45:39]	and I think we would have a lot of fun together.	我想我们在一起会很有乐趣的。
[45:43]	– I’m not sure about anything, you know? – What do you mean?	– 我不是太能确定，你知道？ – 你什么意思？
[45:47]	I’m just thinking of it. It’s such a big decision for me, too.	我只是考虑了一下，这对我也是一个重大的决定。
[45:51]	I know it’s a big decision for you, too.	我知道这对你也是一个重大的决定。
[45:53]	It wasn’t so easy to leave my husband, and now to think of the children…	离开我丈夫不是件容易的事，现在还要考虑我的孩子们……
[45:57]	It’s good that you left your husband, though.	但是你离开你丈夫是好事情。
[45:59]	– I think it’s a good thing. – Yes, I’m sure of it, too.	– 我认为这是好事情。 – 是的，这我也很肯定。
[46:02]	And I think it would be…	我想这会……
[46:03]	But I’m not sure about the rest, you know.	但是其它的事我就不能那么肯定了，你知道，
[46:06]	It frighten me, too.	那让我很害怕。
[46:11]	I think we have to think about it.	我认为我们还要考虑考虑。
[46:14]	I see. So now that I feel that you should live with me,	明白了。现在当我觉得你应该和我生活在一起时，
[46:16]	now you, all of a sudden, you feel differently, right?	而你却突然之间，不这么想了，是吗？
[46:19]	But it is not so clear.	只是这些都不太明朗而已。
[46:21]	But don’t you see? To me, you may be the perfect woman.	但是你没觉得吗？对我来说，你或许就是那个完美的女人。
[46:31]	You’re mad. You’re a respected, well-known, established New York doctor.	你疯了。你是个受人尊敬的、有名有地位的纽约医生。
[46:35]	How could you get involved in something like this?	你怎么能干出这样的事来呢？
[46:38]	But, you know, I’ve never been able to fall in love.	可是，你知道，我从来没办法爱上什么人，
[46:39]	I’ve never been able to find the perfect woman.	我从来没办法找到个完美的女人，
[46:42]	There’s always something wrong. And then I met Doris.	总是有什么地方出了差错。然后我遇见了多丽丝，
[46:44]	A wonderful woman, great personality.	一个出色的女人，具有伟大的个性。
[46:46]	But, for some reason, I’m just not turned on sexually by her. Don’t ask me why.	但是，出于某种原因，我就是对她提不起性趣。别问我为什么。
[46:50]	And then I met Rita. An animal. Nasty, mean, trouble.	然后我遇见了丽塔，一头野兽，下流、庸俗、而麻烦。
[46:54]	And I love going to bed with her.	但是我喜欢和她上床，
[46:56]	Though afterward I always wished that I was back with Doris.	尽管事后我总是希望回到多丽丝身边。
[46:59]	Then I thought to myself, if only I could put Doris’s brain in Rita’s body.	于是我对我自己说，何不把多丽丝的脑子放入到丽塔的身体里，
[47:03]	Wouldn’t that be wonderful?	那样不就太妙了吗？
[47:04]	And I thought, why not? What the hell? I’m a surgeon.	于是我想，为什么不呢？去他娘的，我就是外科医生啊！
[47:07]	Surgeon? Where’d you study medicine, in Transylvania?	外科医生？你在哪儿学的医？特兰西瓦尼亚【吸血鬼的故乡】？
[47:10]	So I performed the operation and everything went perfectly.	所以我施行了手术，一切都进展顺利。
[47:13]	I switched their personalities and I took all the badness and put it over there,	我交换了她们的个性，我取出了所有恶的东西，将它们放到了这里，
[47:18]	and I made Rita into a warm, wonderful, charming, sexy, sweet,	我把丽塔变成了一个热情的、奇妙的、迷人的、性感的、温柔的、
[47:21]	giving, mature woman.	好施的、成熟的女人。
[47:23]	And then I fell in love with Doris.	可是我却爱上了这个多丽丝。
[47:27]	Do you really feel there’s such a thing as a perfect mate?	你真的觉得存在所谓的完美伴侣吗？
[47:30]	I mean, don’t you think the basis of any mature relationship is really compromise?	我是说，你不认为任何成熟关系的基础其实是相互妥协吗？
[47:35]	I think any relationship is not based on	我认为任何关系的基础…
[47:37]	either compromise or maturity or perfection or any of that.	既不是妥协，也不是成熟，或完美诸如此类的。
[47:40]	It’s really based on luck. You know, that’s the key thing.	它实际上是基于运气。你知道，这才是关键。
[47:43]	People don’t like to acknowledge that because it means a loss of control,	人们只是不愿意承认这一点，因为这就意味着失去控制，
[47:46]	but you really have to be lucky.	但是你真的非常需要运气。
[47:48]	I have a question for Mr. Roberts.	我想问罗伯茨先生一个问题。
[47:50]	Was the scene between you and Sandy Bates at the wax museum	你和山迪・贝茨在蜡像博物馆的那场戏…
[47:53]	a homage to Vincent Prices horror movie the House of Wax?	是不是模仿的文森特・普莱斯的恐怖电影《恐怖蜡像馆》？
[47:57]	An homage? Not exactly. We just stole the idea outright.	模仿？不太确切。我们直截了当地偷取了那个主意。
[48:17]	You set things up so you can play a little golf,	你把事情都安排好了，这样你就可以打点儿高尔夫球，
[48:20]	you get a little poon, you smoke some good grass…	玩点儿女人，吸点儿高品质的大麻…
[48:23]	– Yeah, keep going. – … and that’s what life’s about.	– 是啊，继续说。 – 生活其实就是这么回事。
[48:26]	– It’s shallow. It’s shallow. – Shallow?	– 很浅薄，太浅薄了。 – 浅薄？
[48:29]	Did you see the shallow girl that I’m with?	你见到过和我在一起的那个浅薄的女孩吗？
[48:31]	– No, I haven’t. – Playboy centerfold.	– 没有，我没见过。 – 她是《花花公子》中心插页女郎。
[48:33]	– Perfect. You met her in a hot tub, right? – She’s a lovely girl. She’s very healthy.	– 太好了。你是在热浴盆里碰到她的吧，是吗？ – 她是个可爱的姑娘，她很健康。
[48:37]	– Into massage, right? – She won’t eat meat, sweets,	– 你给她按摩，对吗？ – 她不吃肉和甜的东西，
[48:40]	– just amphetamines. – Yeah. Exactly.	– 只吃安非他明【抗抑郁兴奋剂】。 – 是啊，一点不错。
[48:42]	You don’t make such good picks. A lot of your picks left a lot to be desired.	你挑人的眼光不太对头，你挑的好多人都不尽如人意。
[48:46]	Like what? Like what? Like Dorrie? Dorrie was fabulous.	比如说谁？比如说谁？比如说多丽？多丽很出色的。
[48:48]	– Dorrie was a loony. – Dorrie was great.	– 多丽是个疯婆子。 – 多丽很棒。
[48:50]	– She was bright, she was quick… – She was bright, there’s no question.	– 她很聪明，她很机敏，她非常棒。 – 她很聪明，这没什么疑问。
[48:53]	Yeah. She had a perfect personality.	是的，她具有完美的个性。
[48:55]	She was completely self-conscious out of bed,	在床下她非常害羞，
[48:58]	and when you got her in bed she was completely unselfconscious.	但是一旦你把她弄上床，她就一点也不装腔作势。
[49:01]	I mean, it’s a perfect balance.	我是说，这是一种完美的平衡。
[49:02]	Yeah. Yeah, she could be very fine and funny and bright	是啊，是啊，她可能是很不错、很有趣、很聪明、很奇妙，
[49:05]	and wonderful two days a month.	但是一个月里只有两天。
[49:07]	– The other 28, she was lost. – But what a two days, let me tell you.	– 其余的28天，她就神志无知了。 – 但那是怎样的两天啊，我来告诉你好了。
[49:10]	When she was on, she was a 10. She was dynamite.	当她正常时，她可以打十分，她魅力四射。
[49:14]	TONY: Do you remember when we went to that place with the pipes?	你还记得我们去过的那个有着很多管子的地方吗？
[49:17]	– That was her photography period. – That was hilarious.	– 那一阵子她迷上了摄影。 – 真太好玩了。
[49:20]	I remember you bought her a camera.	我记得是你给她买的相机。
[49:21]	Well, she kept hinting. That’s all she hinted was for a camera.	是的，她老是给我暗示，她一直暗示想要个相机。
[49:24]	And graphics. That’s all she talked about.	还有构图，她开口闭口都是构图。
[49:25]	Yeah, she was obsessed. Well, you like to pose for pictures.	是的，她入迷了。对了，你喜欢骚首弄姿地拍照，
[49:28]	Oh, you were in all your hammy glory.	噢，你总是洋洋得意、举止夸张。
[49:30]	I wanted to go hear jazz, and you guys wanted to go home and rehearse.	有次我想去听爵士乐，可你们俩却想回家排练。
[49:34]	We had to rehearse. We’re artists. We had work to do that night.	我们不得不排练，我们是艺术家，你看，那天晚上我们有活儿要干。
[49:37]	I can imagine.	我可以想象。
[49:46]	Hey, Sandy. Jerry Abraham. Remember me? We grew up together.	嘿，山迪，我是杰里・亚伯拉罕。还记得我吗？我们一起长大的。
[49:49]	Of course. You asked me this the other day.	当然记得，前几天你问过我这个。
[49:51]	Of course, I remember you. Why should I forget you?	当然我记得你，为什么我会忘记你？
[49:53]	Well, you know, people grow up, they become big hotshots, they forget.	呃，你看，大家都长大了，有人成了大腕，他们就忘记了。
[49:56]	– We played stickball together, right? – Yeah. We went to Hebrew school, too.	– 我们一起玩过棍子球，对吗？ – 对，我们也一起上的希伯来语学校。
[49:58]	Yeah. So what are you doing? What are you up to?	是啊。那么你现在干嘛？你现在做什么工作？
[50:00]	You know what I do now? I drive a cab.	你知道我现在干什么吗？我开出租车。
[50:02]	Well, you look good. There’s nothing wrong with that.	嗯，你看起来不错。开出租车没有什么不好。
[50:04]	Yeah, but look at me compared to you.	是啊，但是看看我，再比比你，
[50:07]	– I mean, all those beautiful broads. – Jesus.	– 我是说，那些漂亮的女人。 – 天哪，我感到头疼。
[50:09]	– You know, that’s great. – What do you want me to say?	– 你看，那感觉太爽了。 – 你让我怎么说好呢？
[50:11]	I was the kid in the neighborhood that told the jokes, right?	我是那个从小就在邻里间讲笑话的小孩，对吗？
[50:14]	So we live in a society that puts a big value on jokes, you know?	刚好我们又生活在这样一个社会里，人们离不开笑话，你知道？
[50:19]	Think of it this way.	你这样想好了：
[50:20]	If I had been an Apache Indian, those guys didn’t need comedians at all, right?	如果我是个阿帕契印第安人，那些人一点也不需要喜剧，对吗？
[50:24]	So…So I’d be out of work.	那么…那么我就没饭碗了。
[50:25]	Oh, come on.	噢，得了！
[50:26]	That doesn’t help me feel better, you know.	那不会让我好过一点，你知道。
[50:30]	I don’t know what to say. I got such a headache.	我不知道说什么了。我头疼得厉害。
[50:32]	You know, it’s luck. It’s all luck. I was lucky.	你看，这都是运气，全靠运气，我很幸运。
[50:34]	I’m the first to admit I was a lucky bum.	我是第一个承认自己是个幸运儿的人。
[50:36]	If I was not born in Brooklyn, if I had been born in Poland or Berlin,	要是我不是出生在布鲁克林，要是我出生在波兰或者柏林，
[50:40]	– I’d be a lampshade today, right? – Right.	– 那么我现在就是个人皮灯罩了，对吗？ – 对。
[50:42]	It could happen just like that.	我是说，生死无常。
[50:44]	So, you know, be thankful that you’re not Nat Bernstein.	所以，你看，你应该感谢生活没让你成为纳特・伯恩斯坦。
[50:46]	– Nat Bernstein? – Yeah, wasted away.	– 纳特・伯恩斯坦？ – 是的，他日渐消瘦，
[50:49]	Incurable disease.	病入膏肓。
[50:50]	– It was absolutely terrible. – Oh, wow.	– 那简直太可怕了。 – 噢，哇哦。
[51:23]	Well, yes, of course, Harvey.	噢，是的，当然，哈维。
[51:26]	No, I understand that. Of course.	不，我知道，当然。
[51:28]	The point is it’s immoral for them to touch the end of my film.	我要说的是，他们改动我影片结尾的行为是可耻的。
[51:33]	Jesus. Well, I don’t know what to say.	天哪，那我不知道该怎么说了。
[51:36]	So then we’ll sue them.	那么我们起诉他们好了。
[51:38]	Can you call me back later this afternoon at the hotel and find out?	你能今天下午晚些时候往我旅馆打个电话吗？看看怎么办？
[51:43]	Well, yes, I’ll be… Later this afternoon.	嗯，好的，我会在…下午晚些时候。
[51:47]	Okay, okay.	好的，好的。
[51:50]	No, the thing is, I’m kind of crazy right now.	不，问题是我目前快要疯了。
[51:53]	I guess I just don’t seem to be able to sleep, you know?	我想可能是因为我睡不着觉的关系，你知道吗？
[51:57]	I have to do some practicing on the violin	我必须要练习一下小提琴了，
[51:59]	cause I got to go back to the philharmonic in a couple of weeks.	因为一两个星期之后我就要回交响乐团了。
[52:03]	But, you know…	但是，你看…
[52:06]	Last night I had a migraine, and so I took some Darvon,	昨天晚上我偏头疼得厉害，所以我吃了几片达尔丰【止痛药】，
[52:11]	and that made me so nervous that I took 40 milligrams of Valium, you know.	但是那药使我神经紧张，于是我又吞了40毫克的安定，你知道。
[52:16]	And then I still couldn’t sleep. I was up all night.	之后我依然无法入睡，彻夜未眠。
[52:20]	Yeah, well…	是啊，唔……
[52:22]	Well, I got a message on my service that Sarah called.	嗯，旅馆服务告诉我莎拉给我来过电话，留了条口信。
[52:27]	Yeah, I know. I haven’t talked to her in about a year, you know.	对，我知道。我几乎有一年没和她说过话了，你知道。
[52:30]	And I got upset. I started eating.	我心烦意乱，我开始狂吃东西。
[52:34]	I ate a pound of cookies last night.	昨天晚上我就吃掉了一磅饼干。
[52:37]	Yeah, I’m really fat. Really fat.	是的，我已经很胖了，真的很胖。
[52:40]	Jack was so sweet about it.	杰克很喜欢我胖点。
[52:44]	No, he doesn’t know about my relationship with her.	不，他不知道我和她之间的关系。
[52:47]	I mean, he knows that we lived together in Israel but he doesn’t know the…	我是说，他知道在以色列时我们住在一起，但是他不知道这事。
[52:52]	He was so affectionate last night in bed.	昨晚在床上他特别温柔热情，
[52:55]	You know, he wanted…	你知道，他想……
[52:57]	I told him I had herpes.	我告诉他我有疱疹。
[53:00]	Yeah. No, take the call. I’ll hold on.	好的。不，你先接电话，我等着。
[53:04]	No, I’ll hold on a second.	别挂，我可以等一会儿。
[53:07]	I don’t like the idea of your kids riding on the train alone.	我不希望你的孩子们独自坐火车过来。
[53:10]	– They will be okay, I’m sure. – Who knows what goes on in those things.	– 他们没事的，我可以保证。 – 谁知道路上会发生什么事。
[53:13]	You know, there’s a lot of weird people out there.	你知道，到处都有很多奇怪的人，
[53:15]	A lot of perverts and crazies. They’re liable to get molested or robbed.	有很多变态和疯子。他们会被骚扰或抢窃的。
[53:19]	Not my children. Maybe the other way around.	我的孩子不会，还不知道谁骚扰谁呢。
[53:21]	If I knew exactly when they’re coming, my chauffeur could have picked them up.	如果我知道他们到达的确切时间，我的司机可以来接他们。
[53:24]	He could have broken out of jail and got them.	你知道，他可以越狱而逃，过来接他们。
[53:26]	– Are you Sandy Bates? – No.	– 你是山迪・贝茨吧？ – 不。
[53:28]	– The kids’ll probably be starved. – Yes, you are.	– 孩子们也许会饿着了。 – 是的，你就是。
[53:30]	No, no, no.	不，不，不。
[53:32]	My mother buys meat in the same butcher shop your mother does.	我妈妈和你妈妈在同一个肉店买肉。
[53:34]	– Oh, great. – Can I have your autograph?	– 噢，太好了。 – 能给我签个名吗？
[53:36]	Oh, jeez!	噢，天哪！
[53:38]	Could you just write, ‘To Phyllis Weinstein,	能不能写上：“给菲莉丝・维恩斯坦，
[53:40]	‘You unfaithful, lying bitch’	“你这个不忠的、骗人的贱货”？
[53:46]	Okay, okay.	行，行。
[53:48]	We can sit by the window. It’ll be nice.	我们可以坐在窗子旁，那位子不错。
[53:53]	Okay. We’ll sit by the window and have a nice time.	好的。我们要坐在靠窗的位置，好好玩玩。
[53:56]	Don’t attract attention. Don’t attract too much attention.	别引人注目，别太吸引注意力了。
[54:00]	Okay, okay.	好了，好了。
[54:03]	– Uncle Sandy… – Can I put you down first?	– 山迪叔叔…… – 先把你放下来好吗？
[54:05]	Heavy kid! Jeez, she’s really heavy.	好重的孩子！天呐，她真沉啊。
[54:09]	Uncle Sandy…	山迪叔叔……
[54:14]	Okay, okay.	好的，好的。
[54:18]	We don’t want to attract too much attention.	我们不要太引人注目了喔。
[54:23]	Blonde kids.	金发孩子。
[54:56]	– Thank you. – Happy birthday, boy.	– 谢谢。 – 生日快乐，小子。
[54:58]	You didn’t have to do that.	你没必要这么做。
[55:00]	Wow.	哇噢。
[55:05]	– What are you thinking about? – I’m knocked out by this.	– 你在想什么呢？ – 我完全没有料到。
[55:08]	You know, you really didn’t have to do this.	你知道，你真的没必要这么做。
[55:10]	– I never forget a birthday. – This is so great.	– 我从不忘记生日。 – 这太棒了。
[55:12]	But how did you know it’s exactly what I wanted?	可是你怎么知道这正是我想要的东西？
[55:14]	You always wanted to learn.	你总是想学习新玩意儿。
[55:15]	Yeah. I wanted… Will this play the Mozart Flute Concerto?	是的，我想学…它会演奏莫扎特的长笛协奏曲吗？
[55:18]	You have to do that.	这得你来吹。
[55:19]	Oh, I have to do it? You mean it doesn’t…	哦，这得我来吹？你是说它不会……
[55:21]	Oh, Dorrie, this is a big day for me here.	噢，多丽，今天对我真意义非凡。
[55:25]	The Way of Zen. What are you trying to tell me?	《禅之道》【艾伦・沃茨】。你什么意思？
[55:28]	That I’m not at peace, right? I think I need more than a Zen book.	你是说我内心不够安宁，是吗？我想你与其给我一本有关禅的书，
[55:31]	I need either a good rabbi analyst or interplanetary genius to…	不如给我找一个会精神分析的好拉比，或者是一个外星天才……
[55:36]	What is that?	这是什么？
[55:37]	Oh, Dorrie, what…	噢，多丽，
[55:40]	Unbelievable. How did you get that? I thought the museum was gonna buy it.	不敢相信，你从哪儿弄的啊？我以为博物馆会买走它呢。
[55:45]	– Yeah, well, I knew you loved it. – This must have cost you a fortune.	– 是啊，可是我知道你特别想要。 – 这一定花了你一大笔钱吧。
[55:48]	How could you do that? It’s so extravagant.	你怎么能这么做？这太奢侈了。
[55:52]	That’s… Gee, I…	这…天，我……
[55:54]	You got nothing else for me? I mean, just three?	你没有其它东西给我了吗？我是说，就这三件？
[55:57]	When I was a kid, the thing that I always wanted was an elephant.	在我小时候，我一直想要的东西是一头大象。
[56:00]	You know, and I could never convince my mother to get one for me.	你知道，我总也说服不了我妈妈去给我弄头大象来。
[56:03]	– I would have got you an elephant. – Yeah, but where were you?	– 你不早说，否则我就给你弄一头来了。 – 是吗，可你去哪儿弄呢？
[56:07]	– Hey, look who it is. – Hey, hi.	– 嘿，瞧那是谁？ – 嘿，嗨。
[56:09]	– Hi, you guys. – Hi, Sandy.	– 嗨，你们好。 – 嗨，山迪。
[56:11]	– Hey, there’s the kids. – This is Isobel. And this is Daisy and Jack.	– 嘿，瞧这俩孩子。 – 这是伊泽贝尔，这是黛西和杰克。
[56:15]	We were just at the train station. Her kids just came in.	我们刚去火车站，她的孩子才过来。
[56:19]	– Great-looking kids. – Yeah. They’re wonderful.	– 好漂亮的孩子。 – 是啊，他们很棒。
[56:21]	We’re gonna get them some ice cream.	我们给他们买点冰淇淋。
[56:23]	What have you guys been doing?	你们俩在干嘛？
[56:26]	– We were walking around town. – Yeah, it’s dead, isn’t it?	– 我们去镇上转了转。 – 是吗，死气沉沉的，对吗？
[56:28]	Did you know The Bicycle Thief is playing in town?	你知道镇上在放《偷自行车的人》吗？
[56:30]	– Really? That would be a great… – I’ve never seen it.	– 真的吗？那太好了…… – 我还从没看过。
[56:33]	– You’ve never seen The Bicycle Thief? – It’s a movie I’ve seen five times.	– 你没看过《偷自行车的人》？ – 这是我看过五遍的电影。
[56:36]	Oh, we should see it. Do you wanna see The Bicycle Thief?	噢，我们应该去看看。你们想看《偷自行车的人》吗？
[56:38]	No, no thanks. I have to get the children home.	不，不，谢谢。我得送孩子们回家。
[56:40]	Oh, but she’s never seen it.	噢，可是她还没看过。
[56:41]	Why don’t you guys go see The Bicycle Thief?	你们两个去看《偷自行车的人》好了，
[56:44]	I’ll go home and read my Agatha Christie.	我要回家读我的阿加莎・克里斯蒂。
[56:46]	I would love to see it. I’ve seen it, but I would love to.	我很愿意去看。我已经看过，但是我很愿意去看。
[56:48]	I can take you back in the car if you don’t wanna go.	你不去看的话，我可以用我的车捎你回去。
[57:08]	It’s a great film. I mean, it’s great.	这是一部伟大的电影，我是说，它好极了。
[57:10]	But, you know… But you got to look at it in context.	但是，你知道…你应该和当时的环境结合起来看。
[57:12]	– I mean it’s about survival in postwar Italy. – I was looking at it in context.	– 我是说，这是战后的意大利，有关生存。 – 我是和当时的环境结合起来看的。
[57:15]	Right. But you can’t divorce it from its social roots.	没错，但是你不能将它脱离于它的社会根基。
[57:17]	But it’s much deeper than a social problem.	可是它比社会问题要深刻得多。
[57:20]	I mean, you know, there’s so many wonderful ambiguities in it.	我是说，你知道，那里面有那么多奇妙的、不确定的含义。
[57:22]	– It’s much more profound. – Yeah, but the conflict is clear. Right?	– 它的含义非常深。 – 是的，可是矛盾冲突非常明显，不是吗？
[57:25]	He’s got to have the bicycle or he’s gonna starve to death.	他必须得到那辆自行车，否则就会饿死。
[57:27]	Yes. Of course. But forget about a social problem for a minute.	是的，当然。但是请先忘掉社会问题一会儿。
[57:31]	– Yeah. – I mean, you know, obviously…	– 好的。 – 我是说，你知道，很显然……
[57:33]	What is this place?	这是什么地方？
[57:34]	Obviously if you don’t have enough to eat or something,	很显然，要是你没有足够多的食物等等，
[57:37]	that becomes a major problem.	那么这会成为主要的问题。
[57:38]	I mean, the issues become very clear-cut.	我是说，问题变会得非常尖锐。
[57:40]	But what happens if you’re living in a more, you know, affluent society	但是如果你生活在一个更加富足的社会，你知道，那会怎么样？
[57:43]	and you’re lucky enough to not have to worry about that?	你够幸运不必去担心这些，那会怎么样？
[57:46]	– Let’s say you’re surviving. – Yeah. All right.	– 就说你能够活下去吧。 – 是的，好。
[57:47]	So then your problems become how can I fall in love,	这时你的问题就会变为我怎样才能相爱？
[57:51]	or why can’t I fall in love, more accurately,	或者更准确地说，为什么我不会相爱？
[57:53]	and why do I age and die,	为什么我会变老和死亡？
[57:56]	and what meaning can my life possibly have?	我生活的意义会在何方？
[57:58]	You know, the issues become very complex for you.	你知道，对你来说问题就会变得异常复杂。
[58:02]	You know, for a guy who makes a lot of funny movies,	你知道，就一个拍了那么多喜剧电影的人而言，
[58:04]	you’re kind of a depressive, you know.	你真的有一点压抑，你知道。
[58:06]	I’m not a depressive.	我不压抑。
[58:07]	– I have a good time. I have laughs. Yeah. – Yeah?	– 我也有快乐的时光，我也大笑，是的。 – 是吗？
[58:09]	– Do you? – Why? Do you not think so?	– 真的吗？ – 怎么？你不这样认为吗？
[58:11]	Oh, I don’t know. Like what do you do, for example, for laughs?	噢，我不知道。举个例子，干什么样的事会让你大笑呢？
[58:14]	What do I do? The usual, you know. Read, walk, communicate, all that stuff.	干什么样的事？通常的事，你知道，读书、散步、交谈，诸如此类。
[58:18]	Get undressed and perform the Heimlich maneuver on a loved one.	脱光衣服给心爱的人做“海姆利克疗法【以拳急压上腹部，急救呼吸道被食物卡住的人】”。
[58:23]	You know, I was having a good time this afternoon.	你知道，今天下午我就过得很愉快。
[58:25]	Why, has this been dreary for you? Have I been boring?	怎么，这对你来说很无聊吗？我让你厌烦了吗？
[58:27]	– No. No. – Tell me the truth.	– 不，不。 – 跟我说实话。
[58:29]	No, I’ve been having a really good time. Really.	不，我也过得非常愉快，真的。
[58:32]	Sandy?	山迪？
[58:38]	Charlotte. Charlotte Ames.	我是夏洛特，夏洛特・艾姆斯，
[58:41]	Your mother.	你妈妈。
[58:44]	How you doing? I just knew that was you back there.	你怎么样？我刚得知是你回来了。
[58:49]	– You don’t recognize me, right? – Sure I do.	– 噢，你认不出我了，对吗？ – 我当然认得出。
[58:52]	It’s okay. I had some face work done.	没事的，我脸部整了下容。
[58:57]	You look astounding.	你太让人惊讶了。
[58:59]	Would you believe it?	你能相信吗？
[59:00]	Would you believe I played your mother in a movie?	你能相信我在个片中演过你母亲吗？
[59:03]	– I’m amazed. – Thank you.	– 我太吃惊了。 – 谢谢。
[59:06]	What a funny coincidence.	真是太巧了啊。
[59:08]	I had my face done. I had my breasts done. I had my ass done.	我整过脸部，我整过胸部，我整过臀部。
[59:11]	I got some procaine and silicone, some nipping and tucking.	我打过普鲁卡因【局部麻醉药】和硅脂，这儿掐掉一点，那儿掖进一点。
[59:13]	That’s more work than they do on the West Side Highway.	这比他们对“【曼哈顿】西区公路”整得还要多。
[59:16]	– Well… – But why? I don’t understand you.	– 是啊…… – 可是为什么？我不明白你。
[59:18]	You were always a wonderful-looking…	你一直很光彩照人……
[59:21]	You know. I’m an actress. You got to keep young.	你知道，我是个演员，我必须保持年轻。
[59:25]	– Otherwise the public loses interest. – You always looked great to me.	– 否则的话，公众就会失去兴趣。 – 可你在我看来一直很棒，
[59:28]	– Let me tell you. – Wow. That’s sweet.	– 我这么跟你说。 – 哇，嘴真甜。
[59:30]	Listen, tell me, what the hell are you doing up here?	听着，告诉我，你到这里来究竟是干嘛？
[59:32]	I was just driving through. We were at the movies.	我正好开车路过，我们刚看完电影。
[59:35]	I’m still stunned to see you, I must say.	我仍然很吃惊在这儿见到你，我告诉你。
[59:38]	You got to tell me whatever happened to what’s-her-name? That actress. Dorrie.	你必须告诉我那个叫什么名字来着，她怎么样了？那个女演员，多丽。
[59:43]	Dorrie? Dorrie’s okay.	多丽？多丽不错。
[59:45]	Dorrie’s living in Hawaii, and she’s married, and she’s fine.	多丽现在住在夏威夷，她结婚了，她很好。
[59:49]	– I liked her. She was special. – She was great.	– 我喜欢她，她很特别。 – 她很棒。
[59:52]	I mean, I really dug her.	我是说，我真的很喜欢她。
[59:56]	I can’t play this. I don’t have that kind of flair.	我演不了这个，我没有那样的本事。
[59:58]	Will you stop it? You’re fine. You just refuse to trust yourself.	你能不能先别这么想？你行的，只是你拒绝相信你自己。
[1:00:01]	I’m no good. I don’t know what you see in me.	我一点也没用，我不知道你看上我哪一点了。
[1:00:03]	Will you relax? You’re a bundle of nerves. You’re great.	你能不能先放松一下？你太紧张了。你很棒的。
[1:00:06]	I should be playing Cynthia’s role, she should be playing mine.	我应该演辛西娅演的那个角色，她应该来演我的这个角色。
[1:00:08]	She’s much funnier and a lot more beautiful.	她比我有趣得多，也漂亮得多。
[1:00:10]	She’s fine, but you’re great, too.	她是不错，但是你也很棒的。
[1:00:12]	The crew laughs at her. They can’t take their eyes off her.	剧组的人都被她逗得大笑，他们的目光都被她吸引住了。
[1:00:14]	– Oh, stop it. What are you taking? – My diet pill.	– 噢，别这么说。你吃什么了啊？ – 减肥药。
[1:00:17]	– That’s speed. – I don’t wanna be fat.	– 那是兴奋药。 – 我不想那么胖。
[1:00:19]	Fat? How can you be fat? There’s no chance…	胖？你哪里胖啦？你根本不可能……
[1:00:22]	I am. I’m overweight. You just refuse to see my bad points.	我很胖，我超重了。你只是不愿看到我不好的地方。
[1:00:25]	You’re killing yourself with those diets.	你正在用那些药片杀死你自己。
[1:00:27]	First it’s no pills, then it’s all pills, then it was no steak,	要么什么药都不吃，要么什么药都吃；先是不吃牛排，
[1:00:30]	and then it was six steaks a day and 12 glasses of water.	接着一天吃六块牛排，再喝12杯水。
[1:00:33]	– I’m tired of feeling gross. – You’re not gross.	– 我讨厌臃肿的感觉。 – 我一点也不臃肿。
[1:00:35]	Obviously you’re gonna kill your appetite if you take speed,	显然，如果你吃了兴奋药，你的胃口就被破坏了。
[1:00:38]	but then you can’t sleep nights.	然后在夜里，你会睡不着觉。
[1:00:39]	You got to take those terrible sleeping pills.	你不得不吃那些可怕的安眠药。
[1:00:41]	And you mix that garbage with your antidepressants…	你把那些垃圾的安眠药和你的抗抑郁药混起来……
[1:00:43]	– The doctor said it was fine. – You never asked the doctor.	– 医生说那没关系。 – 你根本没问过医生。
[1:00:45]	Stop telling me. Is she fat? Is she fat? Talk to her.	别跟我这么说。她胖吗？她胖吗？来劝劝她，
[1:00:49]	– Talk to her. I can’t believe… – Listen, Dorrie. Listen to me.	– 过来劝劝她。难以置信…… – 听着，多丽，你听我说，
[1:00:52]	You are such a sweet, young and beautiful…	你是个多么可爱、年轻、漂亮的……
[1:00:55]	Anything you do looks right.	你怎么做都是对的。
[1:00:56]	Honestly, you’re at the age where you can’t do anything wrong.	老实说，你现在这个年龄，做什么事都不会错。
[1:00:59]	Hey, come on.	嘿，高兴点。
[1:01:00]	If you had scar tissue, it would be beautiful.	即使你有条疤痕，也会显得很美。
[1:01:02]	She refuses to believe anything.	她拒绝相信任何事。
[1:01:04]	Listen, I’m the one with crow’s feet on her crow’s feet, huh?	听着，我才是那个眼角上皱纹叠着皱纹的人，嗯？
[1:01:06]	You’re wonderful. The picture’s almost over.	你很棒的。这个片子快拍完了，
[1:01:09]	Why don’t we go away for a while? We could drop out.	之后我们为什么不离开一段时间呢？我们可以暂时息影。
[1:01:11]	We can have a kid or something. Would you like to do that?	我们可以生个孩子什么的，你愿意这么做吗？
[1:01:13]	You know I’d like that.	你知道我愿意。
[1:01:14]	All right. So, of course, we’d have to fool around a little bit,	那么好啊。当然，我们先要好好放松放松，
[1:01:17]	but, you know, you could swing that if you put your mind to it.	但是，你知道，如果你已经下决心了，我们可以马上安排。
[1:01:20]	Oh, shit! Now my skin hurts. That’s a sure sign I’m getting depressed.	噢，见鬼！现在我皮肤感到很疼，这迹象很明确，我马上要抑郁了。
[1:01:26]	So do I really remind you of an old girlfriend?	这么说我真的让你想起你以前的女友了？
[1:01:29]	That’s not bad for a little violinist from Winnetka, you know.	这不错啊，对于一个从温奈特卡来的不起眼的小提琴手来说，你知道。
[1:01:32]	Yeah, I got to give you my one classical music joke	是啊，我要给你讲个我的关于古典音乐的笑话，
[1:01:35]	which I put in every single picture, and I invariably cut it out.	我将它放在每一部片子里了，可是最后我总是又把它剪掉了。
[1:01:40]	I don’t know much about classical music.	我对古典音乐知之不多。
[1:01:42]	For years, I thought the Goldberg Variations	好多年了，我一直以为《哥德堡变奏（变花样）》【巴赫】…
[1:01:44]	were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg tried on their wedding night.	是哥德堡先生和太太在新婚之夜玩的什么花样。
[1:01:47]	Yeah. You see why it goes out of the picture, right?	是的，你看出来了这很不相干，是吗？
[1:01:48]	– Great gag. – Yeah.	– 很搞笑。 – 是啊。
[1:01:50]	So, how do I remind you of Dorrie?	那么，我怎么让你想起多丽来的？
[1:01:52]	– How? – Yeah.	– 怎么让我想起？ – 对。
[1:01:54]	Well, you guys are both, you know, sort of seductive and attractive.	嗯，你们俩都有种，你知道，诱惑力和吸引力。
[1:01:59]	Stop me if this gets nauseating. And, you know, beautiful.	要是你觉得要吐了，就阻止我。还有，你知道，都很美。
[1:02:02]	And there’s a… Not a tragic sense, I wouldn’t say,	你们有种…不是悲剧意义上的，我要说，
[1:02:05]	but there’s kind of, you know, a lost feeling.	但是你们有种，你知道，迷惘的感觉。
[1:02:08]	– Really? – Little bit. Yeah.	– 真的吗？ – 有一点，是的。
[1:02:09]	Yeah. A sort of… I don’t know you well enough to say that,	对。一种…我对你还不足够了解来这样说你，
[1:02:13]	but, you know, I would guess it’s just kind of a lost quality.	但是，你知道，我推测那正是一种迷惘的特性。
[1:02:17]	Yeah?	是吗？
[1:02:18]	Yeah.	是的。
[1:02:20]	– Oh, Jesus. – What’s the matter? What’s going on?	– 噢，天哪！ – 怎么啦？出什么事了？
[1:02:23]	Yeah. The goddamn chauffeur never takes care of the car.	是啊，该死的司机从没好好保养过这辆车。
[1:02:27]	Hang on. Oh, brother! I got to… Yeah.	挺住，噢，哥们！我得…是啊。
[1:02:30]	Oh, Jesus. Really annoying.	噢，天哪。真气人。
[1:02:40]	– No, I know. No. – This is absurd.	– 不，我知道。不。 – 这太荒谬了。
[1:02:42]	You know, it’s starting to get dark, there’s no people, there’s no…	你看，天开始黑下来了，我想附近也没有人，没有……
[1:02:45]	There’s, you know…	没有，你知道……
[1:02:46]	Yeah, well, I’m sure we’re gonna find something very soon.	是的，可是，我肯定我们马上会找到什么东西的。
[1:02:49]	– I don’t know. – There’s got to be something around here.	– 我不知道。 – 这儿附近一定会有什么的。
[1:02:51]	They’re gonna find us wandering in the woods six months from now,	人们会在六个月后发现，我们在丛林里流浪，
[1:02:54]	living on locusts and wild honey.	靠吃蚱蜢和野花蜂蜜维持生命。
[1:02:57]	What the hell is that?	那儿究竟是怎么回事？
[1:03:03]	In the Earth’s trinity there are three signs, the Taurus, the Virgo, the Capricorn.	在地球三一相里，有三个宫：金牛宫、处女宫、和摩羯宫。
[1:03:08]	The Taurean’s are determined, the Virgos analytical,	金牛宫的人坚决，处女宫的人善思，
[1:03:11]	and the Capricornean’s persevering.	而摩羯宫的人坚韧。
[1:03:13]	We’re not discussing astrology. This is science.	我们不是在讨论占星术，这是科学。
[1:03:15]	Oh, come on! Science has failed.	噢，得了！科学没什么用。
[1:03:17]	How can you say it’s failed?	你怎么能说科学没用？
[1:03:18]	Yes, you’re just saying that because it hasn’t solved every problem.	是啊，你这么说只是因为科学没有解决所有的问题。
[1:03:20]	– Yeah, look at penicillin. – And look at space satellites.	– 可是，看看盘尼西林。 – 看看空间人造卫星。
[1:03:22]	Open-heart surgery, heart transplants.	心脏打开手术，心脏移植。
[1:03:24]	My husband’s alive, six months now, using a different person’s heart.	我丈夫还活着，现在有六个月了，用了一颗别人的心脏。
[1:03:27]	It’s a Japanese heart, but he seems happy.	那是一个日本人的心脏，但是他看起来很快乐。
[1:03:30]	Can we get back to the subject of UFOs?	我们能不能回到“不明飞行物”这个主题？
[1:03:31]	I mean, that’s what this party’s for, anyway, isn’t it?	我是说，这才是这次聚会的原因嘛，是吗？
[1:03:34]	– Is it true that you’re a UFO freak? – No, no, no. Our car broke down.	– 你们也是飞碟爱好者吗？ – 不，不，不，我们的车抛锚了。
[1:03:37]	– I really admire your work, sir. – Well, thanks very much.	– 我真的很赞赏你的片子，先生。 – 哦，非常感谢。
[1:03:39]	– You have such a degenerate mind. – Oh, thank you.	– 你的思想非常堕落。 – 噢，谢谢。
[1:03:41]	Listen, they’re in all different sizes and they’re in all different shapes.	听着，它们大大小小，形状各异。
[1:03:44]	– You mean you actually see them? – Every night.	– 你是说你确实看到过它们。 – 每天晚上。
[1:03:46]	Is this your girlfriend?	这是你女朋友吗？
[1:03:48]	– She’s just a friend. – Are you both into Martians?	– 她只是个朋友。 – 你们两个相信有火星人吗？
[1:03:50]	I know you don’t like to do this, but can I kiss you?	我知道你未必喜欢这样，但是我能吻你一下吗？
[1:03:53]	Hey, you know, you should make a film about flying saucers.	嘿，你知道，你应该拍一部和飞碟有关的电影。
[1:03:56]	Yeah, you only make films about people with personality disorders.	是的，你只拍那些有着病态人格的人的电影。
[1:03:58]	– Sandy. – Yeah.	– 山迪。 – 嗯。
[1:03:59]	I can prove that if there’s life anywhere else in the universe,	我可以证明如果宇宙中的任何其他地方有生命的话，
[1:04:02]	they will have a Marxist economy.	那么他们一定实行的是马克思主义经济。
[1:04:04]	– Mr. Bates? Excuse me. – Yes. Yes.	– 贝茨先生？对不起。 – 是的，我是。
[1:04:05]	I’m an occult nutritionist. I was wondering…	我是个超自然营养学家，我在考虑……
[1:04:08]	Mr. Bates? Excuse me. What have you got against intellectuals?	贝茨先生？对不起，你为什么要和知识分子作对呢？
[1:04:11]	– Intellectuals? Nothing. Why? – Mr. Bates, I’ve seen all your films.	– 知识分子？我没作对，为什么这么说？ – 贝茨先生，我可是看过你所有的电影的。
[1:04:14]	– You really feel threatened by them. – Threatened? You’re kidding.	– 你切实体会到了他们的威胁。 – 威胁？你开玩笑。
[1:04:17]	I’ve always said they’re like the Mafia. They only kill their own.	我一直在说他们就像是黑手党，自己人干掉自己人。
[1:04:20]	That’s exactly the attitude I was talking about.	我要说的正是你的这种姿态。
[1:04:22]	You believe in magic. I know, I’ve read all your interviews.	你相信魔法，我知道的，我读过你所有的访谈。
[1:04:25]	No, no, I do… I used to do magic tricks when I was a kid, but no more.	不，不，我是…我过去是变过戏法，在我还是个孩子的时候，但是仅此而已。
[1:04:29]	So what are you guys here for? To see flying saucers land?	那么你们这些人在这儿干嘛呢？想看飞碟着陆？
[1:04:32]	Is that gonna happen tonight?	那会是在今夜吗？
[1:04:33]	When they arrive, it’s gonna be the dawn of a whole new civilization.	当他们来临时，那会是一个全新文明的破晓。
[1:04:35]	Space creatures conspiring with the Soviet government	太空生物和苏联政府阴谋勾结，
[1:04:38]	already control our thoughts by sending out electrical currents	通过从“帝国大厦”顶部发射电流，
[1:04:42]	from the top of the Empire State Building, and I’m the only one that knows.	已经控制了我们的思想，我是唯一一个了解内情的人。
[1:04:45]	If you’re alienated, can you still have children?	如果你已经被异形化了，你还能有孩子吗？
[1:04:48]	Sure. Alienation only affects the mind.	噢，当然，异形化只会影响到精神，
[1:04:50]	It has nothing to do with the rest of your body.	而与你身体内的其他部分毫无关系。
[1:04:53]	Sandy! Sandy, you know, this is exactly like one of your satires.	山迪！山迪，你知道，这正好象你的一个讽刺剧，
[1:04:57]	It’s like we’re all characters in some film	好像我们都成了某个影片中的角色，
[1:04:59]	being watched in God’s private screening room.	而上帝正在他的私人放映室内看着这部电影。
[1:05:03]	– So, I thought I saw a UFO once. – Really?	– 我想我也见到过飞碟一次。 – 真的吗？
[1:05:06]	Yeah. But I had taken a lot of mescaline at the time, so I don’t know.	是的。但是那时我正好服了很多酶斯卡灵【致幻剂】，所以我也不知道。
[1:05:09]	Well, that will do it to you.	嗯，那会使你产生幻觉。
[1:05:10]	Yeah, I was down in Mexico. I was with my English professor.	是的，那时我正在墨西哥，和我的英文教授在一起。
[1:05:12]	We were having an affair, he was married.	我们堕入了情网，可他结过婚。
[1:05:14]	– It was a really terrible situation. – You thought you saw a UFO?	– 那样的情况真的糟透了。 – 你认为你见到了飞碟？
[1:05:17]	Yeah, we both… We really thought we did.	是的，我们俩都…我们真的认为我们见到过。
[1:05:19]	Well, that’s a delusion.	得了，那是幻觉。
[1:05:21]	I didn’t know you did magic tricks.	我不知道你玩过魔术。
[1:05:25]	Yeah, when I was a kid. I always practiced to be popular.	是的，在我小时候。为了讨大家喜欢，我一直在练习。
[1:05:28]	So, I used to…	所以，我过去……
[1:05:29]	– I’m getting drunk. – So can you show me one?	– 我有点醉了。 – 那么你能给我表演一个吗？
[1:05:31]	– You wanna see one? – Sure.	– 你想看一个？ – 当然。
[1:06:00]	Our son’s a genius.	我们的儿子是个天才。
[1:06:01]	He doesn’t take after you, that’s for damn sure.	他肯定不是从你那儿遗传的，这点毫无疑问。
[1:06:03]	Well, he surely doesn’t take after your side of the family.	那他也肯定不是从你们家族那边遗传的。
[1:06:04]	– Go to hell! – Shut up!	– 见你的鬼！ – 闭嘴！
[1:06:06]	If he’s such a genius, how come he can’t make funny movies?	如果他真是这样的天才，为何他拍不出好玩的电影？
[1:06:09]	Sandy, we’ll sue them if they touch one frame of your film.	山迪，要是他们敢动你电影的一个镜头，我们就告他们。
[1:06:12]	I promise you, you won’t win.	我跟你说吧，你告不赢。
[1:06:14]	By the way, Sandy, we got killed by the IRS.	噢对了，山迪，我们被“国税局”盯上了，
[1:06:16]	They started looking at the back taxes.	他们开始查退缴税了。
[1:06:18]	Sandy, you’re my brother.	山迪，你是我哥哥，
[1:06:19]	You got to help me change my life. I’m a mess.	你一定要帮我改变我的生活，我现在一团糟。
[1:06:21]	And Sandy, don’t forget lunch with the editors of those high school newspapers.	山迪，别忘了和那些高中校报的记者们一起吃中饭。
[1:06:24]	And what about the Cancer Foundation, and the leukemia victims,	那“抗癌基金会”和白血病患者怎么办？
[1:06:27]	and the political prisoners all over the world?	全世界各地的政治犯怎么办？
[1:06:29]	What about the Jews, the persecution in Europe, in Russia…	那些在欧洲、在俄国受到排挤的犹太人怎么办？
[1:06:33]	All those silly magic tricks you do couldn’t help your friend Nat Bernstein.	你变的那些可笑的戏法帮不了你的朋友纳特・伯恩斯坦。
[1:06:37]	And what about Dorrie? You know what that was like.	多丽怎么办？你知道她会怎样。
[1:06:39]	Do you remember the last time you saw her?	你还记得最后一次见到她的情形吗？
[1:06:47]	There’s a doctor here that thinks I’m beautiful and interesting.	这里有个医生，认为我很漂亮也很有趣。
[1:06:53]	There’s a doctor here that thinks I’m beautiful and interesting.	这里有个医生，认为我很漂亮也很有趣。
[1:06:59]	Are you seeing anyone?	你没有见别的女孩吗？
[1:07:05]	You look thin.	你看上去很瘦。
[1:07:08]	There’s a doctor here that’s crazy about me.	这里有个医生迷上我了。
[1:07:11]	Are you seeing any… There’s… People’s …	你没有见别的…这里有…人们……
[1:07:16]	…be too close.	…太亲密了。
[1:07:17]	I used to swim a lot. I can’t feel anything. Yeah, me too.	我以前经常游泳。我什么都感觉不到。是的，我也是。
[1:07:21]	I can’t concentrate. There’s no point. Too much. Some fresh air.	我集中不了注意力。没有意义。太过分。一点新鲜空气。
[1:07:24]	I feel better.	我感觉好点了。
[1:07:34]	You were always searching for the perfect woman.	你以前总是在寻觅完美的女人。
[1:07:37]	You wound up falling in love with me.	你最后和我堕入情网。
[1:07:40]	I can’t be alone.	我受不了孤独。
[1:07:45]	But I can’t be too close.	可我也受不了太亲密。
[1:07:49]	It’s not you, I just can’t feel anything.	不是因为你，只是我感觉不到任何东西了。
[1:07:56]	Are you going with anyone?	你没有约别的女孩吗？
[1:08:00]	Are you seeing anyone?	你没有见别的女孩吗？
[1:08:03]	Are you in love with anyone?	你没有爱上别的人吗？
[1:08:14]	How do I look?	我看上去怎么样？
[1:08:31]	Wait a minute. Don’t go. I’ve got some questions.	等一等，先别走，我想问几个问题。
[1:08:34]	We can’t breathe your air.	我们呼吸不了你们的空气。
[1:08:37]	Yeah, at the rate we’re going, we’re not gonna be able to, either.	是啊，以我们消耗的速度，我们也快呼吸不了空气了。
[1:08:40]	You guys got to tell me, why is there so much human suffering?	你们一定要告诉我，为什么人类有如此多的苦难？
[1:08:43]	This is unanswerable.	这是个没有答案的问题。
[1:08:45]	– Is there a God? – These are the wrong questions.	– 上帝存在吗？ – 这些是不正当的问题。
[1:08:49]	Look, here’s my point. If nothing lasts, why am I bothering to make films,	听着，我想说的是，如果没有什么东西是永恒的，我为什么还要去拍那些电影，
[1:08:53]	or do anything, for that matter?	或做任何其他的事情？
[1:08:55]	We enjoy your films. Particularly the early, funny ones.	我们欣赏你的电影，特别是早期的那些喜剧片。
[1:08:59]	But the human condition is so discouraging.	可是人类的现状太令人沮丧了。
[1:09:01]	– There are some nice moments, too. – Yeah, with Dorrie.	– 但是也存在那些很美好的时刻。 – 是的，和多丽在一起的时候。
[1:09:04]	– That’s right. And Isobel. Be honest. – You prefer Isobel?	– 没错，还有伊泽贝尔，说老实话。 – 你更喜欢伊泽贝尔？
[1:09:08]	There’s no comparison. She’s a mature woman.	没什么好比的，她是个成熟的女人。
[1:09:10]	Mature woman? What are you, my rabbi?	成熟的女人？你什么人啊，我的拉比？
[1:09:13]	Hey, look, I’m a super intelligent being. By Earth standards, I have an IQ of 1600,	嘿，听好了，我是个具有超级智慧的人，按照地球的标准，我的智商有1600，
[1:09:17]	and I can’t even understand what you expected	可是连我，都理解不了你希望从你和…
[1:09:19]	from that relationship with Dorrie.	多丽的关系中得到什么。
[1:09:21]	– I loved her. – Yeah, I know.	– 我爱她。 – 是的，我知道。
[1:09:23]	And two days a month she was the most exciting woman in the world.	一个月当中只有两天，她是这个世界上最令人激动的女人，
[1:09:26]	But the rest of the time she was a basket case.	而其他的时候她就是个废人。
[1:09:28]	On the other hand, Isobel is someone that you can count on.	另一方面，伊泽贝尔却是个你可以依靠的人。
[1:09:31]	But shouldn’t I stop making movies and do something that counts,	我应该停止拍电影吗？去做一些有意义的事情，
[1:09:34]	like helping blind people, or becoming a missionary or something?	比如说帮助盲人，或成为一个传教士之类的人？
[1:09:38]	Let me tell you, you’re not the missionary type.	我来告诉你吧，你不是做传教士的料，
[1:09:40]	You’d never last.	你坚持不了多久。
[1:09:41]	And incidentally, you’re also not Superman. You’re a comedian.	顺便说一下，你也不是超人。你是个喜剧演员。
[1:09:44]	You wanna do mankind a real service? Tell funnier jokes.	你想真正服务于人类吗？那就说更有趣的笑话吧。
[1:09:48]	Yeah, but I’ve got to find meaning.	好的，但是我得找到这一切的意义啊。
[1:11:09]	Wouldn’t you know it, that there would be hot air balloons?	你不知道吗，会有热气球出现？
[1:11:12]	– You didn’t really expect saucers, did you? – I did, yeah. I was hoping…	– 你不会真的指望会出现飞碟吧，是吗？ – 不，我真的希望……
[1:11:15]	I had some very, very profound questions that I wanted to ask.	我有几个非常非常深刻的问题想问一下。
[1:11:21]	You know, you look incredibly beautiful to me.	你知道，在我看来，你美得惊人。
[1:11:25]	Well, thanks.	唔，谢谢。
[1:11:27]	We should go back to the hotel, don’t you think?	我们应该回旅馆去了，你说呢？
[1:11:29]	– No, I don’t want to. – Come on.	– 不，我不想回去。 – 别这样。
[1:11:31]	– We’ve been away for hours. – No, no.	– 我们已经在外面很长时间了， – 不，不。
[1:11:32]	– They’re gonna be worried about us. – I never wanna go back to the hotel.	– 大家会担心我们的。 – 我再也不想回旅馆了。
[1:11:35]	Never. I wanna…	再也不想！我想……
[1:11:36]	What I wanna do is run away with you.	我想做的，就是和你一起逃走。
[1:11:38]	I’m serious. I wanna get in the car and just give up everything.	我是认真的。我想钻进一辆车里，就此抛开一切。
[1:11:40]	– You’re just a little drunk. – No, no, no.	– 你只是有点醉了。 – 不，不，不。
[1:11:42]	I just wanna give up everything, and just… We’ll move in together.	我只是想抛开一切，就此… 我们可以搬来一起生活。
[1:11:44]	I would be no fun to live with.	和我一起生活没什么乐趣。
[1:11:46]	You would be nothing but fun. You’d be great.	你会成为我所有的乐趣，你会很棒的。
[1:11:49]	I would be very bad trouble, believe me. You don’t know me.	我会成为大麻烦的，相信我。你不了解我。
[1:11:53]	– Why? What are your problems? – I just… Men.	– 为什么啊？你有什么问题啊？ – 我只是…男人。
[1:11:56]	– I have terrible trouble with men. – Why? Why?	– 我和男人之间有可怕的麻烦。 – 为什么？为什么？
[1:11:59]	It’s just that whenever a man gets close I get crazy.	每当一个男人和我亲近，我就会抓狂。
[1:12:02]	– Well, you go with Jack. – That’s something else.	– 可是，你和杰克在一起。 – 这不是一回事。
[1:12:05]	He’s very sweet, and he really cares about me.	他很温柔，他也真的很关心我，
[1:12:07]	And it’s solid, you know. I need that.	很融洽的感觉，你知道。我需要这样的关系。
[1:12:11]	As soon as I saw you in the lobby,	在大厅里第一次见到你，
[1:12:12]	I thought that you would be absolutely fun for me.	我就想你绝对会给我带来很多乐趣的。
[1:12:15]	You have an incredible sixth sense	你的第六感真不可思议，
[1:12:17]	to pick me out of the whole crowd of people.	在那么一大群人中选中了我。
[1:12:19]	– I’m nothing but trouble. – Nothing but… I can handle it.	– 我只会带来麻烦。 – 只会带来…我可以对付。
[1:12:25]	There they are! What is going on here, Sandy?	他们在那儿！怎么回事，山迪？
[1:12:28]	– You know, we sent the police? – This is disgraceful.	– 你知道，我们报警了。 – 简直太气人了！
[1:12:30]	I thought something terrible had happened.	我以为发生了什么可怕的事了呢。
[1:12:32]	– No. The car broke down. – Out here carousing. I don’t believe this.	– 没有，汽车抛锚了。 – 你在这儿狂欢畅饮，简直不敢相信！
[1:12:35]	What does everybody want from me? Leave me alone.	你们都想在我这儿得到什么啊？别来烦我了。
[1:12:38]	I don’t wanna go back. I’m tired of everything.	我不想回去，我厌倦了一切。
[1:12:41]	I’m tired of my lawyer and my accountant, and I can’t help anybody.	我厌倦了我的律师和我的会计师，我受不了所有的人。
[1:12:45]	I can’t help the Cancer Society,	我受不了“抗癌协会”，
[1:12:47]	and I can’t help the blind people and the kidney victims.	我受不了盲人组织和肾患组织。
[1:12:51]	I can’t help my sister, and I don’t wanna get married, Isobel.	我受不了我的妹妹，我也不想结婚，和伊泽贝尔。
[1:12:54]	It’s the last thing I need now is a family and a commitment and a…	现在我最不需要的东西就是家庭和义务，还有……
[1:12:58]	– Isobel! – Sandy?	– 伊泽贝尔！ – 山迪？
[1:12:59]	– Isobel. – You know you’re my hero.	– 伊泽贝尔。 – 你知道你是我的英雄。
[1:13:20]	Oh, my God! He’s dead!	噢，上帝啊！他死了！
[1:13:26]	It’s a shame. Poor fool, he’s dead,	太可惜了！可怜的傻瓜，他死了，
[1:13:28]	and he never really found out the meaning of life.	他从没有真正发现过生命的意义。
[1:13:36]	I treated him. He was a complicated patient.	我治疗过他，他是个复杂的病人。
[1:13:41]	He saw reality too clearly. Faulty denial mechanism.	他将现实看得太清楚，没有用好拒绝机制，
[1:13:46]	Failed to block out the terrible truths of existence.	忘了屏蔽掉那些生存的可怕的真相。
[1:13:51]	In the end, his inability to push away the awful facts of being in the world	到头来，他再也无法抵挡现实世界的可怕事实，
[1:13:57]	rendered his life meaningless.	这使他觉得生命毫无意义。
[1:13:59]	Or as one great Hollywood producer said,	或者像某位好莱坞大制片人说的那样：
[1:14:02]	‘Too much reality is not what the people want.’	“太多的现实并不是人们所需要的。”
[1:14:06]	Sandy Bates suffered a depression common to many artists in middle age.	山迪・贝茨深受抑郁的折磨，这在中年艺术家中非常普遍。
[1:14:13]	In my latest paper for the psychoanalytic journal,	在我最新的为精神分析杂志写的论文中，
[1:14:16]	I have named it ‘Ozymandias Melancholia.’	我将它称之为“奥兹曼迪亚斯忧郁症”。【古埃及法老，即拉美西斯大帝】
[1:14:21]	Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.	谢谢，非常感谢，谢谢。
[1:14:26]	Well, Sandy Bates works will live on after him.	唔，山迪・贝茨的作品在他身后将会继续活着。
[1:14:30]	Yeah, but what good is it if I can’t pinch any women or hear any music?	是啊，可是我再也不能弄到女人、再也不能听到音乐，还有什么意义？
[1:14:34]	And, now, in this classic scene from his Academy Award winning motion picture…	现在放的是他的学院奖获奖影片中的经典片断，
[1:14:38]	I would trade that Oscar for one more second of life.	我宁愿拿那个奥斯卡换我多活一秒钟的生命。
[1:14:40]	…he deals with the subject of immortality, a subject that plagued him.	他涉及的主题是不朽，一个一直折磨他的主题。
[1:14:45]	In this film, he played the part of God.	在这部影片中，他扮演了上帝的角色。
[1:14:47]	This was not easy, folks, because, you know,	这可不简单，各位，因为，你知道，
[1:14:49]	I didn’t know what the hell I was doing, and I don’t have a good voice for God.	我也不知道我这究竟是在干嘛，还有我的声音听起来也不像上帝。
[1:14:52]	He received an Academy Award nomination	他本人也得到了学院奖的提名，
[1:14:54]	for his convincing portrayal of God,	原因是他令人信服地刻画了上帝，
[1:14:57]	although they had to use another actor’s voice.	尽管他们不得不用其他演员的声音。
[1:15:00]	And though this plaque is not an Academy Award,	尽管这块奖匾不是来自于学院奖，
[1:15:04]	and its presentation is posthumous,	而且是在他死后颁赠的，
[1:15:07]	I want to present it to that great comedian, the late Sandy Bates.	但是我想将它授予这位伟大的喜剧演员，已故的山迪・贝茨。
[1:15:11]	Here you go, Sandy.	请收下，山迪。
[1:15:13]	Thank you very much.	非常感谢。
[1:15:15]	Thank you. Thank you so much.	谢谢，非常感谢。
[1:15:16]	I’m very honored to get this, you can imagine. I…	我非常荣幸获得这个，你们可以想象。我……
[1:15:19]	You know, some time ago I had a love affair that ended sort of unhappily,	你知道，不久以前，我有过一段感情，结束得不怎么美好，
[1:15:24]	and just a little while back, just before I died, in fact,	就在刚才不久，实际上就在我死之前，
[1:15:29]	I was on the operating table,	我躺在手术台上，
[1:15:30]	and I was searching to try and find something to hang on to, you know.	我努力搜寻着，试图找到某些可以紧紧把握的东西，你知道。
[1:15:35]	Cause when you’re dying,	因为你就要死了，
[1:15:37]	your life suddenly really does become very authentic.	你的生命突然之间变得如此真实。
[1:15:39]	And I was reaching for something to give my life meaning,	我想把握住某些能赋予我生命意义的东西，
[1:15:43]	and a memory flashed through my mind.	记忆在我头脑里闪过。
[1:15:51]	It was one of those great spring days, a Sunday,	那是一个美好的春日，一个星期天，
[1:15:55]	and you knew summer would be coming soon.	你知道夏天即将来临。
[1:15:58]	And I remember that morning Dorrie and I had gone for a walk in the park.	我记得那天早晨，多丽和我出去，在公园里散了一会儿步。
[1:16:02]	We came back to the apartment. We were just sort of sitting around.	我们回到房间里，我们好像就坐在那里。
[1:16:06]	And I put on a record of Louis Armstrong, which was music that I grew up loving.	我放了一张路易・阿姆斯特朗的唱片，那是我从小到大一直喜欢的音乐。
[1:16:10]	It was very, very pretty, and I happened to glance over,	音乐非常非常优美，我无意中朝那边看了一眼，
[1:16:14]	and I saw Dorrie sitting there.	我看见多丽趴在那儿。
[1:16:17]	And I remember thinking to myself how terrific she was	我记得我对自己说：她多么美啊，
[1:16:21]	and how much I loved her.	我是多么地爱她。
[1:16:23]	And I don’t know. I guess it was the combination of everything,	我不知道，我想那是由于综合了一切：
[1:16:25]	the sound of that music, and the breeze, and how beautiful Dorrie looked to me.	那音乐的旋律、那微风、多丽在我看来是那么美。
[1:16:32]	And for one brief moment, everything just seemed to come together perfectly,	在那短暂的片刻，一切都显得尽善尽美，
[1:16:36]	and I felt happy.	我感受到了幸福，
[1:16:38]	Almost indestructible, in a way.	可以说是以一种无法抗拒的方式。
[1:16:41]	And it’s funny, that simple little moment of contact	真有意思，那简单而瞬间的对视，
[1:16:44]	moved me in a very, very profound way.	打动了我，深深地、深深地打动了我。
[1:16:49]	Sometimes, I wonder why I spend the lonely night	有时，我会奇怪为何我独守空夜
[1:16:54]	Oh baby, oh I know	噢，宝贝，噢，我知道
[1:16:57]	Dreaming of a song melody in my memory	在我的记忆里梦见歌声的旋律
[1:17:02]	And I am once again with you	我和你重又在一起
[1:17:05]	When our love was new, oh baby	当初我们的爱情如新，噢，宝贝
[1:17:08]	Each kiss an inspiration	每一个吻都是一个感召
[1:17:12]	That was long ago, now my consolation	那已经是很久以前，现在我的安慰
[1:17:17]	Is in the stardust of a song	已深埋于歌声的星尘中
[1:17:20]	Beside a garden wall	在花园的墙边
[1:17:23]	When stars are bright you were in my arms	伴随着璀璨的星空你在我怀中
[1:17:28]	The nightingale tells his fairy tale	夜莺倾诉着童话
[1:17:32]	Of paradise where roses grow	天堂里玫瑰绽放
[1:17:35]	Though I dream in vain, oh baby	尽管我徒做空梦，噢，宝贝
[1:17:38]	In my heart it will remain	在我心中将永存
[1:17:43]	My stardust melody	我的星尘旋律
[1:17:45]	The memory of loves refrain	重复爱的记忆
[1:17:48]	The memory of loves refrain	重复爱的记忆
[1:17:53]	Cop-out artist!	敷衍了事的艺术家！
[1:17:55]	That was so beautiful.	那简直太美了。
[1:17:58]	Why do all comedians turn out to be sentimental bores?	为什么所有的喜剧演员都落得矫情而厌烦？
[1:18:02]	He’s all right. He just fainted.	他没事的，他只是晕过去了。
[1:18:04]	– I’m sure it’s just nervous tension. – Dorrie.	– 我可以肯定，是因为太紧张的缘故。 – 多丽。
[1:18:06]	He had some hallucination about being shot with a .32 pistol by a fan.	他产生了某种幻觉，感觉被一个影迷用一把点32的手枪击中了。
[1:18:10]	Dorrie.	多丽。
[1:18:14]	Isobel. Isobel!	伊泽贝尔！伊泽贝尔！
[1:18:18]	– Come here. I wanna talk to you. – I don’t want to talk to you.	– 过来，我想和你谈谈。 – 我不想和你谈。
[1:18:20]	Isobel, don’t be silly…	伊泽贝尔，别傻了……
[1:18:21]	I came to invite you to my brother’s restaurant.	我来是想邀请你去我兄弟家的餐馆。
[1:18:23]	My brother Ozzy’s got a terrific restaurant.	我哥哥奥齐开了家很棒的餐馆。
[1:18:25]	– Armenian food. My mother’s the cook. – I don’t eat Armenian food.	– 亚美尼亚食物，我哥哥掌勺。 – 我不吃亚美尼亚食物。
[1:18:27]	Mr. Bates?	贝茨先生？
[1:18:28]	We need a picture of you, you know, maybe sitting at a table.	我们需要一张你的照片，你知道，可以坐在桌边照一张。
[1:18:31]	– No, no, no. – It’d really be terrific.	– 不，不，不。 – 那真的会很棒。
[1:18:32]	– What’s the matter? – The Rolls-Royce.	– 怎么回事？ – 劳斯莱斯。
[1:18:35]	Yeah, it’s mine. This is mine. I already went through that.	没错，是我的，这是我的。我已经被检查过了。
[1:18:38]	– Well, we found a .32 caliber pistol. – Yeah, that’s mine, too. I carry a pistol.	– 唔，我们找到把点32口径的手枪。 – 没错，那也是我的，我带手枪。
[1:18:42]	I have a thing about Nazis. It’s a little paranoid weakness I have.	我有点担心纳粹。这是有点儿偏执，我小小的弱点。
[1:18:48]	You have a permit, I’m sure.	我想你一定有持枪证吧。
[1:18:49]	I don’t need a permit. I never shoot the gun or anything.	我不需要持枪证，我从没开过枪。
[1:18:51]	But, you know, I’ve had family that’s had problems,	但是，你知道，我的家庭出了点问题，
[1:18:54]	and that kind of thing, so I keep it.	诸如此类的，所以我一直带着。
[1:18:56]	– I’m sorry, but… – It’s strictly a Nazi…	– 对不起…… – 但是严格地说是因为纳粹……
[1:18:59]	I’m sorry, but we’ll have to have you come down and answer a few questions.	对不起，我们要带你走，去问几个问题。
[1:19:02]	That won’t be necessary. Really.	没有必要，真的。
[1:19:04]	You can make an exception in my case. I’m a celebrity.	对我的情况你们应该能破个例，我是名人。
[1:19:30]	Listen, I want you to come and live with me.	听着，我希望你过来和我一起生活。
[1:19:32]	No, thank you.	不，谢谢。
[1:19:34]	– Really. I don’t want… Don’t be ridiculous. – You make me feel ridiculous.	– 真的。我不想…别傻了。 – 你让我感觉很傻。
[1:19:38]	I’ve been under stress lately. You know what I mean?	最近我压力很大，你明白我的意思吗？
[1:19:40]	The broken romance and the death of a friend.	刚结束了一段感情，一个朋友去世了。
[1:19:43]	– Go find Dorrie. She’s much better for you. – No, no. Dorrie. That’s over, believe me.	– 去找多丽吧，她对你更合适。 – 不，不，多丽已经结束了，相信我。
[1:19:48]	I don’t want to hear you.	我不想再听你说了。
[1:19:53]	I love you. I mean, I’ve really thought everything over.	我爱你，我是说，我真的已经把所有事都考虑过了。
[1:20:10]	I’m telling you, this has been a very, very interesting weekend for me.	我告诉你，这个周末我过得非常非常有意思。
[1:20:13]	A lot of very strange thoughts went through my mind.	有许多非常奇怪的念头掠过我的心头。
[1:20:16]	And I feel very differently about a lot of things.	对许多事情我都有了不同的看法。
[1:20:18]	– I am not your type. – Yes. No.	– 我不是你喜欢的类型。 – 是的。不。
[1:20:20]	You like those dark women with all their problems.	你喜欢那些隐晦的女人，有着各种麻烦。
[1:20:23]	Those dark women? No.	隐晦的女人？不。
[1:20:24]	– They give you a hard time and you like. – And you think I like that? Right?	– 她们让你难过，你喜欢那样。 – 你认为我喜欢那样？是吗？
[1:20:27]	No, you’re wrong.	不，你错了。
[1:20:28]	I’m telling you, I was thinking about a lot of unusual things on the weekend,	我跟你说，这个周末，我一直在想很多非同寻常的事情，
[1:20:32]	and I feel much… I feel lighter. Do you know what I mean?	我感到非常…我感到轻松多了。你知道我的意思吗？
[1:20:35]	And I had a very, very remarkable idea	我有了个非常非常奇妙的主意，
[1:20:39]	for a new ending for my movie, you know?	来为我的影片结尾，你知道？
[1:20:41]	We’re on a train, and there are many sad people on it, you know.	我们在一列火车上，车上有许多伤心的人，你知道。
[1:20:45]	And I have no idea where it’s heading.	我不知道它会驶向何方，
[1:20:47]	It could be anywhere. It could be the same junkyard. And…	可以是任何地方，可以是以前那个垃圾场，可以是……
[1:20:50]	But it’s not as terrible as I originally thought it was	但是那地方并不像我当初想象的那么可怕，
[1:20:53]	because, you know, we like each other,	因为，你知道，我们彼此喜欢对方，
[1:20:55]	and, you know, we have some laughs, and there’s a lot of closeness.	你知道，我们有许多欢笑，彼此间都很亲密。
[1:20:59]	And the whole thing is a lot easier to take.	所以其它的事就容易处理得多了。
[1:21:00]	I don’t like it.	我不喜欢。
[1:21:01]	– You don’t like it? – It’s too sentimental.	– 你不喜欢？ – 太伤感了。
[1:21:03]	So? But so what? It’s the good sentimental.	所以？所以怎样？这是美丽的伤感。
[1:21:05]	That’s what you… You know, it’s … And you’re…	这就是你想…你知道，这…你想……
[1:21:07]	There’s this character that’s based on you that’s very warm and very giving,	还有个角色是以你为基础的，她非常热情，非常好施，
[1:21:12]	and you’re absolutely nuts over me, you’re just crazy about me.	你被我完完全全吸引住了，你疯狂地迷恋上了我。
[1:21:17]	You just think I’m the most wonderful thing in the world.	你所想的就是我是世界上最出色的人。
[1:21:19]	And you’re in love with me, and you’re…	你爱上了我，你……
[1:21:20]	And despite the fact that I do a lot of foolish things,	尽管我做了许多愚蠢的事情，
[1:21:23]	cause you realize that down deep, I’m not evil or anything,	但是在你的心灵深处，意识到我并不是个坏人，
[1:21:27]	you know, just sort of floundering around, just ridiculous, maybe.	你知道，只是有点乱来，也许有点荒唐。
[1:21:31]	– You know, just searching, okay? – I don’t think it’s realistic.	– 你知道，一直在寻找什么，对么？ – 我认为那很不真实。
[1:21:34]	Now? This is… Now you’re gonna bring up realism, after…	现在？这…现在你希望加入真实性？在经过……
[1:21:37]	This is a hell of a time to…	这可正是时候……
[1:21:40]	I know one thing, that a huge, big, wet kiss	有一件事我确定，那就是一个深深的湿吻…
[1:21:43]	would go a long way to selling this idea.	会慢慢地说服你接受我的主意。
[1:21:46]	I’m very serious.	我是认真的，
[1:21:48]	I think this is a big, big finish, you know?	我认为这是个富于寓意的结尾，你知道？
[1:22:24]	– It just killed me. Did you feel that? – I think it was great.	– 我完全折服了，你的感觉呢？ – 我也认为很不错。
[1:22:27]	I just can’t believe the stuff he gets into. It’s so deep.	我只是有点不敢相信他涉及到的东西，太深刻了。
[1:22:32]	All that stuff about life and how everybody should love each other.	那些关于生命意义的探寻，以及为何人与人之间应该彼此相爱。
[1:22:37]	I mean, you know, he’s telling us heavy, original things here.	我是说，你知道，他在这里想告诉我们的是一些非常深沉而新颖的观点。
[1:22:40]	He’s very heavy. He’s always been heavy.	他是很深沉，他总是很深沉。
[1:22:42]	What did you think the significance of the Rolls-Royce was?	你认为那辆劳斯莱斯意味着什么？
[1:22:44]	– I think that’s… It represents his car. – Really?	– 我想那是…那代表他的车吧。 – 真的吗？
[1:22:49]	– I’m fat. I look… – Fat? Come on, you’re not fat.	– 我太胖了，我看上去…… – 太胖？得了吧，你一点都不胖。
[1:22:52]	I am. I mean, it’s just so ridiculous. I’m gonna have to go on another diet.	是很胖。我是说，这太可笑了。我又要开始节食了。
[1:22:56]	And I tried to play the role sympathetically,	我试着很投入地演绎这个角色，
[1:22:59]	but the role was just too thin.	可是这个角色太单薄了。
[1:23:01]	He said to me, ‘Wear this mustache. It’ll be funny.’	他对我说：“戴上这个胡子，那会很有趣。”
[1:23:04]	So I listened to him.	所以我听了他的。
[1:23:06]	– You looked so beautiful. – Thank you. But you can hear me?	– 你看上去太美了。 – 谢谢。你能听见我吗？
[1:23:10]	– Can you hear my English? – Your English was fine.	– 你能听见我的英语吗？ – 噢，你的英语很好。
[1:23:13]	No, it was fine. Did you find… By the way, I wanna ask you.	你的英语很好。你有没有发现… 对了，我想问你一下，
[1:23:16]	Did you find when you did, like, kissing scenes with him, did you not…	你有没有发现当你和他，比如说，拍接吻的戏时，有没有发现…
[1:23:19]	Did he open his mouth with you and wiggle his tongue around?	他会张大着嘴，用舌头在你嘴里乱抖一气？
[1:23:22]	Yes, he did.	是的，他是这样的。
[1:23:23]	– And he never lets you go. – It’s the most irritating thing, right?	– 而且他一直缠着不放。 – 这是最气人的事了，对吗？
[1:23:26]	It’s funny.	很好玩。
[1:23:28]	It’s amazing, Rash. From this he makes a living?	太不可思议了，拉什，他就靠这挣钱？
[1:23:32]	I like a melodrama, a musical comedy with a plot.	我还是喜欢情节剧，或是有故事的歌舞喜剧，不会那么沉重。
[1:25:00]	[ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ]	[ 中文翻译、字幕同步：疯狂弥天大幌 ]
[1:25:16]	[ thanks for watching! ]	[ 谢谢观看！]

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