Plus One(结伴婚礼)[2019]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：结伴婚礼
英文名称：Plus One
年代：2019

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时间	英文	中文
[00:31]	This is gonna be tough.	还真挺不舍的
[00:35]	My sister means a lot to me.	我姐对我来说特别重要
[00:40]	I feel incredibly lucky and blessed to have you	上天把你赐给我 我何其幸运
[00:42]	not only as my daughter but as my very best friend.	我们是母女 也是挚友
[00:46]	While Devery was growing up, many doubted	在戴芙瑞成长的过程中
[00:48]	that the words “Devery” and “wedding”…	很多人都觉得她嫁不出去
[00:51]	…would ever be used simultaneously.	觉得她是个婚姻绝缘体
[00:56]	If there’s one important lesson my parents have taught me	老爸老妈教给我一个
[00:59]	to a great life and a happy marriage,	拥有幸福人生和美满婚姻的秘诀
[01:01]	it’s to always have a drink in your hand.	那就是”将进酒 杯莫停”
[01:05]	And since Seth is one of my best friends	塞斯是我的好哥们
[01:08]	and you just embarrassed Seth,	刚刚他被你怼了
[01:10]	I got his back, and I’m about to embarrass Jillian.	我必须挺他啊 那我来怼一下吉莉安好了
[01:12]	And I saw Camille laugh, then I knew you were the one.	卡米尔的笑容让我确信你就是她的意中人
[01:16]	God bless you both. I love you.	上天保佑你们 我爱你们
[01:19]	I would like to propose a toast.	我想敬一杯酒
[01:21]	– Raise your glasses. – Cheers.	-请大家举起酒杯 -干杯
[01:23]	Cheers.	干杯
[01:30]	So… here you are…	于是 你就要
[01:34]	getting married.	结婚了
[01:35]	Ugh.	天呐
[01:38]	You always said I’d be the first to go,	你总说我会最早成家
[01:40]	but…I guess this makes sense.	真没想到 不过也合情合理
[01:43]	It’s just like the sleepovers we used to have.	就像从前咱们在家里办的过夜聚会
[01:47]	We were young…	当年我们少不更事
[01:48]	– but we were kings. – Ben.	-却活得随心尽兴 -本
[01:50]	A group of guys trying to stay up as late as we could.	一帮人都想熬到越晚越好
[01:52]	Nothing could make us surrender our freedom.	无论如何都不会放弃自由
[01:55]	– Ben. – Yes. Alice.	-本 -怎么了 爱丽丝
[01:56]	Sorry, but I have a question.	不好意思 我有个问题
[01:58]	Why is this whole thing about sleeping children?	这事和小朋友睡觉有什么关系
[02:00]	It’s an allegory. Can you just let me finish?	我是在打比方 听我讲完好吗
[02:02]	Oh! Okay. Well, as an allegory, then this is amazing.	哦 原来是在打比方啊 那就太精彩了
[02:05]	You promised you’d be supportive.	你说过会鼓励我的
[02:06]	I am! I just told you it’s amazing.	没错 我刚说了这很精彩啊
[02:08]	Keep going.	请继续
[02:09]	See, there are a couple of phases to every sleepover.	每场过夜聚会都有以下阶段
[02:13]	First there’s the beginning of the night,	首先是入夜时分
[02:15]	when everything’s perfect	一切都很美好
[02:16]	and it seems like no one’s ever going to bed.	人人都觉得能熬个通宵
[02:18]	Then a few guys pass out, and everyone makes fun of them	然后有些人撑不住睡着了 大家都笑他们
[02:22]	for being weak and soft.	弱爆了 软透了
[02:23]	– Soft? – Okay.	-软透了 -对
[02:25]	But slowly, the rest pass out, and before you know it,	可慢慢地大家都睡着了 没过多久
[02:29]	it’s down to you and one other person.	就只剩你和另一个家伙了
[02:33]	That was always me and Matt.	没睡的往往就是我和马特
[02:35]	Brothers in arms.	患难与共的好兄弟
[02:38]	Well, that was fuckin’ weird.	这画面太特么诡异了
[02:40]	All right. The speech is good.	好吧 我的稿子挺好
[02:41]	– You’re just being a dick. – Um, I’m sorry, Ben.	-是你太毒舌了 -不好意思 本
[02:44]	Do you know what a best-man’s speech is?	你到底知不知道伴郎致辞是什么
[02:47]	It is one man’s heartfelt truth spoken publicly to another man	是伴郎对一个男人公开说出的肺腑之言
[02:51]	who happens to be getting married	那个男人就要结婚了
[02:53]	and leaving me behind forever.	就要把我永远抛下了
[02:54]	– Eesh. – I’m fine.	-天呐 -我没事
[02:56]	– Yeah? – I know how that sounded.	-你确定 -我听上去也许挺崩溃
[02:58]	I’m fine. I’m happy for Matt.	但我真没事 我为马特感到高兴
[02:59]	– Clearly. – No, I-I really am.	-可不是嘛 -没骗你 我真挺高兴
[03:01]	And plus, I got someone to look forward to.	再说我今晚也有盼头啊
[03:04]	Jess Ramsey’s in the house tonight.	杰茜·兰姆丝也会来
[03:05]	Who?	谁啊
[03:07]	Jess Ramsey. You know who she is.	杰茜·兰姆丝 你认识她
[03:09]	Remember she came to visit our dorm freshman year?	大一时她去我们宿舍玩过
[03:12]	She almost spent the night in my room.	她差点儿就要在我房间过夜了
[03:13]	We did that play in high school where we had to kiss,	高中戏剧演出时我俩有场吻戏
[03:15]	but then, at the after-party, we actually kissed.	演出后的派对上我俩又吻上了
[03:17]	I’m really sorry, Ben.	不好意思啊 本
[03:19]	I must have cleared out the memory of her	我对她毫无印象
[03:20]	to make space for something else.	我脑子里要记的正事儿太多了
[03:22]	– Okay. This has been great. – I agree.	-好吧 刚才挺顺利的 -没错
[03:24]	But I think it’s time for you to go back to your room.	可你现在该回房间了
[03:27]	I don’t like my room.	我不喜欢我的房间
[03:28]	I got to get to my best-man duties.	我得去尽伴郎义务了
[03:29]	– Come on. – Duties? What duties?	-走吧 -义务 什么义务
[03:31]	Pictures, mingling. There’s a lot of mingling.	照相 应酬 各种应酬
[03:33]	– Well, I’ve got zero duties. – Come on.	-我没啥义务要尽 -快走吧
[03:35]	Ben, I’m trying to help you, okay?	本 我是真心想帮你 好吗
[03:36]	A wedding speech is just making people laugh.	婚礼致辞关键是要有”笑果”
[03:39]	This Ramsey girl doesn’t want to hear	兰姆丝可不想听到
[03:41]	your weird, jealous sendoff for Matt.	你对马特这番满怀醋意的诡异道别
[03:43]	I’m not jealous.	我根本没吃醋
[03:45]	You’re a little jelly.	你肚子里当然有醋
[03:47]	You’re a little jellybean. Boop-boop-beep.	你就是个醋罐罐 嘟嘟噗噗
[03:49]	Okay. Bye, Alice.	好啦 拜拜 爱丽丝
[03:50]	Okay. Bye.	拜拜
[03:52]	Your speech sucked.	你的稿子真的好烂
[03:53]	Just tell them a funny story.	你应该讲段好玩的趣事
[03:55]	You’ll thank me later.	总有一天你会感谢我的
[03:58]	Fuck.	见鬼
[04:00]	But somehow Amanda still thought Matt was attractive after that.	即便如此 阿曼达还是觉得马特帅呆了
[04:07]	So I’d like to raise a glass…	那就让我们举杯
[04:12]	…to Matt and Amanda.	敬马特和阿曼达这对新人
[04:14]	I love you guys so much. Congratulations.	我爱你们 祝你们幸福
[04:20]	– Great speech. – Thank you. Appreciate it.	-讲得太好了 -谢谢 过奖了
[04:22]	Dude, get over here. That was amazing.	快过来 兄弟 真是太精彩了
[04:25]	– Thank you so much! – You liked it? You liked it?	-太谢谢了 -你喜欢我讲的吗
[04:27]	– Loved it. – Oh, good.	-爱得不行 -那就好
[04:28]	That was so good, Ben!	讲得太好了 本
[04:30]	– Thank you. – Oh, my God.	-谢谢你 -天呐
[04:31]	Oh, it was so good.	真的好精彩
[04:32]	I can’t believe you told the hot dog story.	没想到你讲了热狗那段趣事
[04:34]	I had to tell it.	那段必须得讲啊
[04:36]	I’m sure Bubbe loved the hot dog story.	布比肯定喜欢热狗那个故事
[04:37]	– I think she kind of did. – She had to hear it.	-她好像挺喜欢的 -那故事她可不能错过
[04:39]	– Maybe? – All right.	-是吗 -好了
[04:41]	Let’s get that bride and groom out on the dance floor.	下面有请新郎新娘步入舞池
[04:43]	We’ll see you in a second.	我们待会儿再聊
[04:45]	Yes. Go. Go. Have fun.	没问题 去吧 好好跳
[04:53]	– Oh. Thanks, guy. – Dude, great speech.	-谢谢了 -兄弟 致辞说得真好
[04:56]	Thank you. Thank you.	谢谢 非常感谢
[04:58]	– There he is. – Best speech of the night.	-他回来了 -所有致辞就数你的最精彩
[05:01]	Yeah. Thanks, guys, really.	多谢 真的谢谢大家
[05:04]	Looks like it wasn’t such a bad speech after all.	看来我的致辞也没那么差劲啊
[05:07]	You changed the whole thing ’cause of me.	你听了我的话 把致辞全改了
[05:10]	I saved the speech.	是我化腐朽为神奇
[05:11]	I’m a hero. Mm.	我是大英雄
[05:14]	Did you get blackout while I was up there?	我致辞的时候你是不是喝得烂醉
[05:17]	Did you get blackout when you were up there?	你在台上致辞时是不是喝得烂醉
[05:19]	Fucking hell.	见鬼
[05:20]	Ben, that was so good.	本 你讲得太好了
[05:22]	Oh, my God. Thanks, Kelly.	天呐 谢谢了 凯莉
[05:23]	– It was so sweet. – Really? It was?	-真的好感人 -是吗
[05:25]	Okay.	好啊
[05:36]	Whoo. Watch out.	哎呀 当心
[05:40]	Alice.	爱丽丝
[05:42]	You’re dancing all alone over here.	你一个人在跳舞啊
[05:44]	That’s the name of my new book.	这句话是我新书的书名
[05:47]	Hey. Hey. I know.	嘿 我知道
[05:48]	I have been so completely wrapped up	我最近实在太忙
[05:50]	in all this wedding shit.	筹办婚礼忙得要死
[05:52]	I was meaning to call you. But I heard about you and Nate.	本想打你电话 可听说你和奈特分了
[05:53]	– I’m so sorry. – Oh, fine.	-太遗憾了 -没事
[05:55]	Let’s not talk about it here.	咱今晚不提这个
[05:57]	Oh, my God. Anne! My God!	天呐 安妮 我的天
[06:00]	Congratulations!	恭喜你
[06:02]	Ben King!	本·金
[06:03]	Jess Ramsey.	杰茜·兰姆丝
[06:04]	I have been trying to talk to you all night.	我一整晚都在找机会和你聊聊
[06:06]	Here’s the thing.	要知道
[06:08]	I’m the best man, so I’m a little busy.	我是伴郎 实在是很忙
[06:09]	– I have a lot going on. – I noticed. I did.	-忙得不可开交 -看出来了
[06:12]	– And the speech was so good. – Oh, my God. Thank you so much.	-你的致辞非常精彩 -天呐 非常感谢
[06:15]	Yeah, thanks. Took us forever to write it.	多谢 我俩花了好久才把稿子写好
[06:17]	– Oh, you helped with the speech? – Yeah.	-你有帮他写稿子 -对啊
[06:18]	– No. – Just the good parts, though.	-并没有 -精彩的部分全是我写的
[06:20]	The pedophilia shit was all this guy.	恋童癖那段破玩意是他写的
[06:23]	Alice, I think there’s another dance floor in the basement.	爱丽丝 地下室里也有场舞会
[06:26]	What?	说啥
[06:27]	There’s another dance floor in the basement.	地下室里也有场舞会
[06:29]	You should go find it.	你快去那儿跳吧
[06:30]	You’re a bad person.	你真是个烂人
[06:34]	Is that your girlfriend?	她是你女友吗
[06:36]	Her? N-No. No. That’s just Alice.	她 怎么可能 爱丽丝只不过是
[06:37]	She’s my friend from college.	我大学时的朋友罢了
[06:39]	We’re gonna slow things down here.	下面请大家来跳段慢舞
[06:42]	Uh, shall we?	我们来跳一段吧
[06:43]	Oh. Sure.	好啊
[06:45]	I got to warn you, I got some pretty great moves.	事先告诉你 我有几个舞步真的很赞喔
[06:50]	– How you been? – Good. I’ve been good.	-你过得还好吗 -好啊 过得挺好
[06:52]	You know, it’s wedding season, so I’ve been kind of…	现在是结婚旺季 所以我有点
[06:54]	Depressed? Totally.	郁闷 说得太对了
[06:55]	I was gonna say busy.	我想说的是我有点忙
[06:57]	Yes. Busy. Busy is the word.	对 忙 我也正想这么说
[06:59]	– Yeah. – Ben!	-没错 -本
[07:01]	Ben!	本
[07:03]	Oh.	哇
[07:04]	Looks like Alice found a new boyfriend.	貌似爱丽丝找到新男友了
[07:06]	Ben, come touch this kid’s arm. He’s so soft.	本 来摸摸这个小男生的胳膊 真嫩啊
[07:10]	She’s not usually like this. She’s going through a breakup.	她平常不这样 她刚和男友分手了
[07:12]	Is she okay? I mean, should you go help her?	她没事吧 你要不要去照顾一下她
[07:15]	Um, I-I think she’s fine.	她应该没事的
[07:17]	Ben, come touch him!	本 快来摸他啊
[07:19]	Oh, my God. It’s gorgeous out here.	天呐 外面景色好美
[07:21]	– Yeah. – I thought the inside was great.	-是啊 -里面已经美轮美奂了
[07:23]	Then I saw the outside and I’m like,	出来一看才知道
[07:25]	“What have I been doing inside?”	我干吗要呆在里面啊
[07:27]	It’s fantastic.	太漂亮了
[07:28]	Are you sure Alice is gonna be okay?	你确定爱丽丝没事吗
[07:30]	Yeah, yeah. She got in the shuttle back to the hotel.	对 她上摆渡车回酒店了
[07:33]	As long as she can make her way to her room, she should be fine.	只要她能顺利走回房间 应该没事
[07:36]	I feel like that might be a challenge for her.	感觉她要走回房间可不那么容易
[07:38]	Oh, it’s definitely up for grabs. Yes.	肯定有点踉踉跄跄 没错
[07:41]	You totally could have stayed with her.	你要想去陪她也没问题
[07:43]	I’m just gonna get a car and head home.	我自己叫辆车回家
[07:44]	No, no, no. I mean, I feel like I so rarely get to see you.	别啊 咱们好不容易见一次面
[07:47]	This was so great to just catch up.	一起聊聊天真的挺开心
[07:49]	– Yeah. – Yeah.	-对啊 -对
[07:50]	Alice and I, we’re not even really that close.	爱丽丝和我走得也不算近
[07:52]	She just needs a shoulder to cry on right now.	她只是想找个肩膀靠着哭一场
[07:54]	And you get to be the lucky shoulder.	你的肩膀幸运地被她选中了
[07:55]	Yeah. I feel really, um, blessed and honored.	没错 确实幸运 也很荣幸
[08:00]	That’s one of the many gifts of being at the singles’ table.	这就是坐在单身宾客席的好处
[08:02]	You get all the singles that come with it.	和你打交道的全都单着呢
[08:05]	Yeah. It sounds like you need a new table.	看来你该去其他桌坐一坐了
[08:07]	Well, you got to be in a relationship for that.	要有伴侣才有资格去啊
[08:09]	That can’t be a problem for you.	对你来说是小事一桩
[08:11]	You’re cute and charming and funny.	你可爱又风趣 魅力十足啊
[08:13]	– Go on. – Oh, stop.	-接着夸 -好啦
[08:17]	– Oh, my God. – Oh, God. Oh, uh…	-天呐 -我的天
[08:19]	I’m s– Was that —	抱歉 你是
[08:20]	Did I– What just happened?	怎么了 发生什么了
[08:22]	Did I just do something horrible?	我做错了吗
[08:23]	It’s okay. Just, um, I’m engaged.	没事 只是 我已经订婚了
[08:25]	Jesus. I…Okay. Was that there the whole time?	天呐 订婚戒指一直就戴在你手上
[08:29]	– Yeah. – Okay.	-对 -好吧
[08:30]	I guess I got to start looking out for those.	以后我得睁大眼睛看仔细了
[08:32]	Um, I’m so sorry.	真是对不起
[08:33]	– I had no idea. – It’s okay.	-我真的不知道 -没事
[08:35]	Uh, I should get a car, though,	我得赶紧叫辆车
[08:36]	’cause I have this crazy day tomorrow and I need to…	我明天还有好多事要处理
[08:38]	Yeah. Yeah. For sure.	对 没错
[08:43]	It was so nice seeing you, though.	见到你真的很高兴
[08:45]	Yeah! Yeah. This, um, this — this was great.	是啊 咱们聊得 挺开心的
[08:47]	– Yep. – Yeah.	-对 -没错
[08:48]	Oh. Okay.	好 好吧
[08:50]	Well…	那么
[08:52]	– Yeah. Bye, Jess. See ya. – Bye, Ben.	-拜拜了 杰茜 -拜 本
[09:00]	Oh, fuck, yeah.	真爽啊
[09:08]	Oh, God. Oh.	天呐
[09:09]	What are you doing?	你在这干什么
[09:11]	I’m catching up on old episodes of “Bones.”	我在补老剧《识骨寻踪》
[09:14]	– Oh, fuck! – How did you get in here?	-天呐 操 -你怎么进来的
[09:17]	I stole one of your key cards this morning.	今天早上我拿了你的一张房卡
[09:19]	Well, that’s just a huge violation of privacy.	你的行为可是严重地侵犯了我的隐私权
[09:22]	I’m sorry!	我很抱歉
[09:23]	Yeah.	就是这样
[09:25]	How’d it go with blondie?	你和金发美女怎么样了
[09:27]	I ate shit.	我吃了闭门羹
[09:28]	Went in for the kiss. Did not go well.	我凑过去亲她的时候 没亲到
[09:31]	Apparently, she’s engaged, because of course she is.	显然 她订婚了 她当然订婚了
[09:35]	Though I feel a little led on	但是我被她误导了
[09:37]	’cause she touches me a lot	她和我有很多肢体接触
[09:39]	for someone with a fiancé.	结果她有未婚夫
[09:42]	Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.	怎么了 怎么了 嘿 嘿
[09:44]	Hey.	嘿
[09:46]	All right?	还好吗
[09:48]	What’s wrong?	怎么了
[09:52]	Is this a Nate thing?	是因为奈特吗
[09:53]	No, it’s not a Nate thing! God!	不 不是因为奈特 天呐
[09:55]	Okay, okay.	好吧 好吧
[09:57]	It’s just why does everyone have to get married now?	为什么每个人都在这时候结婚
[10:01]	So it is a Nate thing.	所以还是因为奈特
[10:03]	My little sister’s getting married before me.	连我的妹妹都结婚了
[10:06]	And I have four more to do this year.	今年我认识的还有四对要结婚
[10:08]	Four!	四对
[10:09]	Yeah.	是啊
[10:10]	I got you beat.	我比你多
[10:12]	Six.	六对
[10:15]	I feel like once everybody saw 30 on the horizon,	曾经每个人都觉得30岁遥不可及
[10:18]	they were like, “Hey, guys.	如今他们却说 嗨 朋友
[10:19]	Um, you know what? I would like to get engaged.”	你知道吗 我要订婚了
[10:23]	– Hey, Ben? – Here.	-本 -给
[10:25]	Will you come to Jason and Sarah’s wedding	下周末你可以和我参加
[10:27]	with me next weekend?	杰森和莎拉的婚礼吗
[10:29]	Alice, I’m not looking to go to more of these.	爱丽丝 我不想再去别人的婚礼了
[10:32]	I already told them I was bringing someone	可是我已经和他们说了 有人陪我去
[10:33]	when Nate and I were still together,	那时候我和奈特还没分手
[10:35]	and I really don’t want to go alone.	我真的不想一个人去
[10:40]	There’s gonna be a lot of cute girls there.	那里会有很多迷人的单身妹子
[10:42]	You might meet someone,	说不定你能遇到
[10:44]	someone even better than Jen Rimbly.	甚至比詹·瑞姆莉还要好
[10:46]	Jess Ramsey, but yeah, I hear you.	是杰茜·兰姆丝 但是我懂你的意思
[10:48]	Please.	拜托了
[10:50]	Please, Ben.	求求你 本
[10:54]	I promise you’re gonna meet someone,	我保证 你肯定会碰到对的人
[10:57]	and if you don’t,	如果没有
[10:58]	I will pay someone to take care of you.	我付钱让人来找你
[11:01]	No. No deal.	不 不行
[11:02]	So we have a deal.	成交了
[11:09]	Oh.	不是吧
[11:10]	Oh, shit. Um, okay.	该死 这可不妙
[11:13]	Here. Here. Here.	给 给 给
[11:17]	Okay. Okay.	好了 好了
[11:23]	You’re okay.	没事的
[11:58]	Hey.	嘿
[12:00]	Alice.	爱丽丝
[12:03]	– You’re home. – What the fuck?	-你到家了 -什么鬼
[12:07]	You’re such an asshole.	你可真混蛋
[12:10]	♪ Every night I’m down ♪	♪ 每晚我倒地躺下 ♪
[12:13]	Bye.	再见
[12:13]	♪ Got my face on the floor ♪	♪ 把脸贴地 ♪
[12:17]	♪ Where there once was sound ♪	♪ 这里曾经热热闹闹 ♪
[12:20]	♪ There isn’t anymore ♪	♪ 现在冷冷清清 ♪
[12:22]	♪ Now you’re falling through ♪	♪ 如今你倒地不起 ♪
[12:27]	♪ The leak in your pool ♪	♪ 泪流不止 ♪
[12:31]	♪ I can see the stars ♪	♪ 我看见满天的星星 ♪
[12:34]	♪ Spinning over you ♪	♪ 在你的身旁 ♪
[12:36]	♪ And falling too ♪	♪ 也黯然失色 ♪
[12:52]	Y’ello. What’s up, T.J.?	唷 近来如何啊 T.J.
[12:53]	How are you, man? Um, listen.	最近怎么样 听我说
[12:57]	I was wondering.	我在想
[12:58]	You and me tonight, going out like old times.	今晚我们出去喝一杯 像往常一样
[13:00]	What do you think?	你觉得呢
[13:02]	♪ I was once a young man, but I’m not anymore ♪	♪ 我曾是少年 如今年华不再 ♪
[13:05]	Wait. Wait. What?	等等 你说什么
[13:06]	That’s crazy!	真是不敢相信
[13:08]	Since when are you in a relationship, dude?	兄弟 你什么时候谈的恋爱
[13:11]	With — With Dry Lips?	和那个干嘴唇吗
[13:14]	No. You called her that, man.	你先这么叫她的
[13:15]	♪ I can see the stars ♪	♪ 我看见星星 ♪
[13:17]	All right. Well, cool. Let’s chill soon, huh?	好吧 我们之后再联系
[13:21]	Later.	再会
[13:25]	Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!	该死 该死 该死
[13:40]	Hey, Dad. Uh, are you free tomorrow?	嗨 老爸 明天有空吗
[13:43]	You want to meet up in the morning?	我们早上见个面怎么样
[13:45]	Yeah, 7:00 works.	7点 没问题
[14:13]	Dad, you here?	老爸 你在吗
[14:16]	Stranger! Stranger!	陌生人 陌生人
[14:18]	Hey. Hey, guys.	小家伙们
[14:20]	Stranger! Stranger!	陌生人 陌生人
[14:21]	I’m not — I’m not a stranger.	我不是陌生人
[14:23]	Boys, boys, boys, boys!	孩子们 孩子们
[14:24]	– Hey. – Mom, a stranger.	-你好啊 -妈妈 我们不认识他
[14:26]	No, it’s Ben.	他不是陌生人 这是本
[14:27]	You know Ben.	你们认识的呀
[14:28]	– Hi, Ben. – Hi, Gina.	-嗨 本 -嗨 吉娜
[14:29]	Come here, sweetie. Come on.	宝贝 过来
[14:30]	Sorry. We had a little sleepover last night.	抱歉 我们昨晚有聚会
[14:33]	Chuck! You know what?	查克 好了
[14:34]	Your dad should be down in a minute.	你爸一会就下来了
[14:36]	– He’s a stranger. – He is not a stranger.	-他是陌生人 -他不是
[14:38]	Come on, boys. We’re gonna get some naps today.	孩子们 过来 我们得小睡一会了
[14:40]	Um, Ben, it was good to see you.	本 很高兴见到你
[14:41]	– Good to see you, too, Gina. – Guys, come on.	-我也是 吉娜 -孩子们 过来
[14:43]	Let’s not hit Mommy with the duck, okay?	不要用鸭子打妈妈 好吗
[14:45]	Dad?	老爸
[14:46]	All right. Get ready for the magic.	来吧 见证奇迹的时刻
[14:54]	Am I on the green?	球上果岭了吗
[14:56]	No.	没有
[14:57]	Are you lying?	你撒谎了吗
[14:58]	Yeah, Dad, I’m lying.	是的 爸爸 我骗你的
[15:01]	Oh, drat.	真不妙
[15:04]	Don’t say “drat.” You’re not 100.	别用这个词 你没那么老土
[15:06]	I like “drat.” It feels classic.	我喜欢这词 感觉很传统
[15:10]	– My God. – How’s work?	-我的天呐 -工作顺利吗
[15:11]	Yeah. It’s, uh, it’s fine. It’s not great.	马马虎虎 也没有非常好
[15:14]	Honestly, I’m thinking of moving on to something else,	老实说 我想转行
[15:16]	maybe getting into teaching, maybe writing.	也许转行去教书 或者写作
[15:19]	Maybe astronaut? Okay.	或者宇航员 行啊
[15:21]	I just don’t think my heart’s in this anymore, you know?	我只是觉得我不是干这块的料
[15:23]	I miss the days when we were just a scrappy start-up.	我很怀念起初我们充满斗志的那些日子
[15:26]	It’s a job.	工作就是这样的
[15:27]	What is it with you young people having to love your work?	年轻人非要做自己喜欢的工作才行吗
[15:30]	I don’t have to love my work. It’s just	我没说必须做我喜欢的工作才行
[15:31]	I don’t know.	只是 我不知道
[15:32]	It’d be great if I wasn’t miserable while I was there.	我也不想做一份让我苦不堪言的工作啊
[15:35]	Sometimes I wonder how you got so picky.	有时候 我很想知道你为何如此挑剔
[15:38]	You spoiled me?	大概是你太溺爱我了吧
[15:40]	So it seems like Gina’s been staying over a lot lately.	看样子吉娜最近常常留宿
[15:42]	Yeah. That’s getting pretty serious.	是啊 我们是认真过日子的
[15:46]	– We are horrible today. – Yeah.	-我们今天打得可真烂 -是啊
[15:49]	What’s uh, what’s “pretty serious” mean?	你说你们”认真”是什么意思
[15:51]	Well, I just proposed to her.	我向她求婚了
[15:54]	What?	什么
[15:55]	Yeah. We’re getting married end of October.	我们准备10月底结婚
[15:57]	Jesus Christ!	我的天呐
[15:59]	When were you gonna tell me?	你原本打算什么时候告诉我
[16:00]	Now. This is it — me telling you.	就现在啊 我不就在告诉你了吗
[16:02]	Dad, Gina’s like half your age.	老爸 你的岁数是吉娜的两倍
[16:04]	So? She makes me happy, Ben.	那又怎样 和她在一起我很开心 本
[16:05]	Yeah. So did Mom once.	是啊 以前和妈妈在一块你也很开心
[16:08]	Yeah, and we gave it our best shot for 16 years.	我们一起度过了美好的16年
[16:11]	Dad, I-I just feel like maybe marriage…	爸爸 我只是觉得 婚姻的话
[16:14]	isn’t your thing, you know?	可能不太适合你
[16:16]	I mean, you’ve already had two that have failed.	我是说 你已经有两段失败的婚姻了
[16:18]	I don’t view either of them as failures.	我从不认为任何一段婚姻是失败的
[16:21]	I’m just asking you… to pace yourself	我只是想让你悠着点
[16:24]	so you don’t make the same mistakes you have before.	这样你才不会再犯同样的错误
[16:26]	Gina would like to get to know you over dinner this weekend.	这周末吉娜想和你吃个饭
[16:29]	All of us. I’d like you to come by.	我们所有人都在 希望你能来
[16:33]	You know what? I-I actually can’t.	你知道吗 这周末我没空
[16:34]	I told a friend I’d go to a wedding with her.	我答应一个朋友陪她去参加婚礼
[16:37]	Maybe next weekend?	那下个周末呢
[16:38]	Yeah. We’ll see.	到时候再说吧
[16:43]	I know. It’s — I know. I got it. I got it.	我就知道 我来 我来
[16:45]	So Sarah may not know how to jet ski…	莎拉也许不会玩水上摩托艇
[16:49]	…but she’s a pretty good little sister.	但她是个好妹妹
[16:52]		五月11日-13日 杰森与莎拉的婚礼
[16:52]	Anyway, the question will always remain which came first,	不管怎样 你们首先会想到的问题肯定是
[16:57]	Jason’s proposal… or Sarah’s pregnancy?	是杰森先求婚了还是莎拉先怀孕了
[17:01]	Real chicken-or-the-egg situation there.	先有鸡还是先有蛋的问题
[17:05]	But we’re all, uh, super excited	但现在 我们都感到无比开心
[17:07]	to have a ba– new baby in the family.	一名新生儿即将在这个家庭出生
[17:09]	So…congrats, you guys.	无论如何 祝福你们
[17:16]	♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪	♪ 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 ♪
[17:20]	♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪	♪ 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 ♪
[17:22]	♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪	♪ 嘟 嘟 嘟 ♪
[17:24]	Nate took all the books when he moved out.	奈特搬走的时候带走了所有的书
[17:26]	Like what? Like I don’t read?	就好像我从来不看书
[17:28]	You don’t read.	你本来就不看书
[17:29]	It’s like he doesn’t think I’m smart,	这让他认为我很笨
[17:30]	like he’s the reader.	就好像他很博学
[17:33]	Oh. And I didn’t tell you.	我还没告诉你呢
[17:34]	He’s fucking somebody else.	他已经有女朋友了
[17:36]	He is?	是吗
[17:37]	He’s fucking Shaina from accounting.	就是那个会计赛娜
[17:40]	God. How do you not just fire her?	天呐 你怎么没开除她
[17:43]	I should! I should fucking fire her.	我就应该开除她
[17:45]	Do it. Put her on the streets!	就这么做 让她流落街头
[17:48]	You promised me you’d introduce me to someone here,	你答应要给我介绍对象
[17:51]	but I haven’t had a single meet-cute.	但我没遇到让我觉得有意思的人
[17:54]	What is a meet-cute?	什么叫有意思的邂逅
[17:56]	It’s like when two people meet each other	这种感觉是 两人刚认识
[17:58]	and they instantly fall in love,	就立马来电
[17:59]	like when you reach for the same cereal	就像在杂物店
[18:01]	at the grocery store	你们同时伸手去拿同样的麦片
[18:02]	and it’s adorable,	这就是有意思的邂逅
[18:03]	and you’re like, “Oh, my God.	你会惊呼 我的天呐
[18:04]	You like Lucky Charms, too? That’s amazing.	你也喜欢幸运符麦片吗 不可思议
[18:06]	I’m Ben, by the way.”	对了 我叫本
[18:07]	♪ Goodbye ♪	♪ 再见 ♪
[18:09]	Okay. All right.	好 我懂了
[18:11]	How about that girl?	那个女孩怎么样
[18:12]	She looks like she likes cereal.	她看起来挺喜欢麦片的
[18:15]	Uh, yeah.	是的
[18:16]	Yeah? Yeah, I’m down.	行吗 好吧我试试
[18:17]	All right. Good luck.	行 祝你好运
[18:19]	Oh, my God.	噢 我的天
[18:21]	Sorry.	抱歉
[18:22]	– Are you okay? – Yeah, I’m good.	-你还好吗 -我没事
[18:23]	I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s — That was my friend.	抱歉 抱歉 那是我的朋友
[18:26]	She has a social disorder.	她不太懂礼貌
[18:28]	I think I feel a connection happening!	我感觉你两之间会发生点什么
[18:31]	She’s funny.	她好幽默
[18:33]	No. No, no, no. She is not.	不 不 不 她不幽默
[18:35]	– I’m Ben. – Hi. I’m Kara.	-我是本 -嗨 我是卡拉
[18:37]	Hi. Uh, how do you know Jason and Sarah?	嗨 你怎么认识杰森和莎拉的
[18:42]	Yo.	哟
[18:43]	Hey. How’d it go?	嘿 进展如何
[18:46]	Got a number, baby.	我拿到了她的号码 宝贝
[18:48]	Yeah, baby. You’re welcome.	宝贝 不客气
[18:51]	Totally microwaved that hot meet-cute.	绝对是你要的有意思的邂逅
[18:54]	Yeah. I hate to say it, but thank you.	是啊 我不想说 但谢谢你
[19:00]	You know…we could, actually, like, do this	你知道 事实上 我们可以
[19:03]	for all the weddings.	在所有的婚礼上都这么做
[19:05]	Do what?	做什么
[19:06]	I take you, you take me. Win-win.	我带你 你带我 双赢
[19:10]	You’re suggesting doubling down on weddings?	你是说组队去婚礼吗
[19:13]	– Like, on purpose? – No.	-就是 故意的吗 -不
[19:14]	I’m suggesting teaming up	我在建议我们合作
[19:16]	to take on the love marathon together —	一起参加这些爱情马拉松
[19:18]	just like gang-bang it.	就像轮奸它们一样
[19:20]	That’s 10 weddings between us.	我们有10场婚礼要参加
[19:22]	And I got some rough ones coming up.	而且有一些还挺难对付的
[19:24]	Come on. How else are you gonna find single girls like that?	来吧 不然你去哪找其他单身妹子啊
[19:27]	You know, I actually do just fine	你知道吗 没有你整天把我当成女人
[19:29]	without you body-checking me into women.	我其实挺舒服的
[19:31]	– Ben. – Yeah.	-本 -咋了
[19:33]	Ben, this is actually a great idea.	本 这其实是个无与伦比的好主意
[19:35]	– Oh, is it? – Yeah.	-是吗 -是啊
[19:36]	What just happened —	刚刚发生的事
[19:38]	that is proof that I can close for you, buddy.	就是我可以助你一臂之力的证据 伙计
[19:40]	Oh, you’re right here.	你站的可真近啊
[19:42]	– Yeah. – Okay. A little bit of space?	-是啊 -好了 能给点儿私人空间吗
[19:44]	I’m gonna tee it up for you with the ladies.	我会帮你去和妹子们打头阵
[19:46]	I’ll be your wingman.	我可以做你的僚机
[19:47]	I’ll set you up so you can do your thing, you know?	我会帮你把路铺平 你懂吧
[19:52]	What is happening here?	你这是在干嘛
[19:53]	This is you… getting pounded by a pussy.	这就是你和逼撞打时的样子
[19:57]	Jesus Christ.	上帝啊
[19:59]	– You know, Alice… – What?	-你知道吗 爱丽丝 -什么
[20:01]	…as enticing as that sounds,	尽管你的条件听起来很诱人
[20:02]	I’m not really looking to go around just banging bridesmaids.	但我真不想四处闲逛 满脑子想着睡伴娘
[20:05]	I know. I’m not saying that.	我知道 我不是这个意思
[20:07]	This is about exposure to relationship opportunities.	这是擦出火花坠入爱河的机会啊
[20:10]	Move.	挪挪
[20:11]	Your wingmen are gone.	你的僚机没了
[20:13]	W-What are you gonna do?	你打算怎么办
[20:14]	You gonna hit the club solo	你要一个人在公寓里喝完一杯
[20:16]	after pounding vodka Red Bulls in your apartment by yourself?	伏特加红牛 再一个人去酒吧孤军奋战吗
[20:20]	Ooh. That is bleak, man.	这听起来太惨了 兄弟
[20:23]	Why do you want this so much?	你怎么对这件事这么迫切
[20:25]	‘Cause…	因为
[20:27]	Ben, this is gonna be so much worse	本 如果我们各走各路的话
[20:28]	if we do it on our own.	情况会更糟
[20:29]	We’ll be stuck at singles’ tables	我们会被永远地困在婚礼上的单身席位里
[20:32]	and shelling out for hotel rooms to sleep in — alone.	只能一个人孤零零地回酒店房间睡觉
[20:38]	At least I’d have a bed to myself.	那样至少我自己还能有张床
[20:40]	– Oh, my God. Come on. – I’d rather not share.	-天呐 你别这样 -我宁愿自己睡
[20:43]	I share beds with my girlfriends all the time.	我也会和我的女朋友同床共枕啊
[20:44]	Well, I’m not a girl, Alice.	我不是女的 爱丽丝
[20:46]	I’m a full-blown man.	我是个实打实的硬汉
[20:49]	A full-blown —	还实打实
[20:51]	I’m not going to any more weddings with you.	我不会再和你去参加任何婚礼了
[20:52]	– No! – Go to bed.	-别啊 -睡觉吧
[20:56]	I’m not tired.	我不困
[21:07]	What are you doing? You’re on my side.	你在干嘛 你都到我这边来了
[21:09]	– I just want to cuddle. – No.	-我只是想抱抱 -不
[21:11]	No cuddling.	不要抱抱
[21:12]	What? You don’t like cuddling?	怎么 你不喜欢抱抱吗
[21:14]	I love cuddling.	我喜欢抱抱
[21:15]	I just don’t want to cuddle with you.	我只是不想和你抱
[21:19]	No. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Line.	别 别 划清界线
[21:21]	Line of demarcation right here,	分界线就在这里
[21:23]	right down the middle of the bed.	就在床中央
[21:25]	You cross this line, you’re entering foreign airspace	你穿过这条线 就进入了他国领空
[21:27]	and you’ll be shot out of the sky.	然后你就会被击落
[21:28]	It’s just cuddling.	只是想抱抱而已
[21:30]	No.	不
[21:31]	No way. No.	不可能 不
[21:32]	– Not fair. – Not fair?	-不公平 -还不公平
[21:34]	If I get a boner,	如果我勃起了
[21:35]	you’ll think I think you’re attractive,	你就会觉得我觉得你很有魅力
[21:36]	and you’ll never let me live that down.	我在你这儿就彻底没尊严了
[21:37]	Oh, my God. Okay.	天哪 好了
[21:39]	I promise I won’t read any subtext into your boner.	我保证不会向你暗示什么了
[21:41]	– You’re gonna read the boner. – I’m not.	-你在暗示我勃起 -我没有
[21:43]	Well, let’s say I don’t get a boner	好吧 假设我没有勃起
[21:45]	and you can’t fall asleep	而你睡不着的原因
[21:46]	because my flaccid penis is making you feel ugly.	正是我那根松弛的老二让你难堪了
[21:48]	Jesus. Are you always this big of a spaz in bed?	上帝啊 你在床上都这么混蛋吗
[21:52]	No. I just — I just don’t want to cuddle with you, okay?	不 我只是不想跟你抱而已 好吗
[21:56]	Cuddling doesn’t have to be sexual.	抱抱不一定都跟性有关啊
[21:58]	It can be about feeling close to someone.	它可以代表与某人亲近
[22:00]	I feel close enough to you over here.	我感觉在这儿已经够亲近的了
[22:07]	What if I’m big spoon?	那熊抱如何啊
[22:09]	No. No. No.	不 不 不
[22:10]	You’re not cradling my body. That’s horrifying.	别碰我的身体 太吓人了
[22:15]	What about tickle scratching?	挠痒痒怎么样
[22:16]	What the fuck is tickle scratching?	什么是挠痒痒
[22:19]	We, like — We scratch each other’s backs in a gentle way,	就是 我们互相温柔地挠对方的背
[22:23]	but it’s not weird.	但是并不尴尬
[22:24]	It’s like…	就像
[22:26]	What?	什么
[22:27]	Oh, God damn it.	死直男
[22:39]	Alice.	爱丽丝
[22:41]	What?	什么
[22:42]	I’ll do the wedding thing with you.	婚礼的事我陪你去
[22:46]	Really?	真的吗
[22:49]	Yeah.	是的
[22:51]	Thank you, thank you, thank you!	谢谢 谢谢 谢谢
[22:52]	Oh. Okay.	好了
[22:56]	Ben?	本
[22:57]	Yeah.	怎么了
[22:58]	– Can you feel my boner? – No.	-你能感受到我勃起了吗 -不能
[23:00]	Um, Paul…	保罗
[23:03]	Oh, God. Great times.	天哪 好时光啊
[23:05]		五月18日-20日 保罗与玛丽莎的婚礼
[23:05]	Paul, remember the late-night	保罗 还记得大学时的
[23:07]	taco trips in college?	深夜玉米卷之旅吗
[23:08]	We used to — I don’t know if you guys know.	我们以前 我不知道你们知不知道
[23:11]	We used to go — We used to walk through the drive-through	我们以前 我们以前常常走着去穿梭餐厅
[23:15]	and, like, uh, and order… all of these tacos.	就是 去 买那些玉米卷
[23:21]	Uh…you know?	你们懂吧
[23:24]	Uh…Sorry.	对不起
[23:28]	I lost my place.	我忘了讲到哪儿了
[23:30]	Oh, one second.	稍等一下下
[23:48]	What is that smell?	这是什么味道
[23:50]	I tried to warn you.	我警告过你的
[23:51]	And look at this. It’s got two beds.	看看这个 有两张床呢
[23:54]	My dear, look at this.	亲爱的 看看这个
[23:56]	Two whole beds for two human adults.	整整两张独立的单人床呐
[24:00]	Yeah. Yeah, this chateau is marvelous.	是啊 是啊 这城堡可舒服了
[24:04]	– Benjy — – What is this voice?	-本吉 -这是什么口音
[24:06]	– What is it? – It’s Australian.	-什么口音 -澳大利亚的
[24:07]	– Is it? – Yeah.	-是吗 -是啊
[24:09]	Do you join me for some caviar on the veranda.	要一起去阳台吃鱼子酱吗
[24:13]	Whatever.	什么鬼的
[24:14]	This place is fucking disgusting.	这地方真他妈恶心
[24:15]	I’m gonna change and go to the pool.	我要换衣服去游泳池了
[24:17]	Okay.	好的
[24:24]	Hey, man.	你好啊 伙计
[24:27]	Okay.	好的
[24:28]	Joshua.	约书亚
[24:30]	Joshua, will you not do that, please?	约书亚 请你不要这样做好吗
[24:31]	You freak people out when you do that.	你这副模样的时候很吓人
[24:34]	That little fucker’s gonna kill someone someday.	那个小混蛋总有一天要杀人的
[24:36]	I just know it.	我已经预测到了
[24:37]	You know, the other day, he asked me for my teeth	你知道吗 前几天 他问我要我的牙
[24:39]	so that he could eat them.	他想吃它们
[24:44]	I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to laugh.	我很抱歉 我无意笑的
[24:46]	No. It’s fine.	不 没关系
[24:47]	I do. I have a demon child.	不过我确实有个恶魔孩子
[24:51]	– I’m Ellie, by the way. – Hi.	-顺便说一下 我是艾莉 -你好
[24:52]	– This is, uh, Maggie. – Hey.	-这是玛姬 -你好
[24:54]	I’m Alice.	我是爱丽丝
[24:55]	– You here for the wedding? – Yeah.	-你来参加婚礼吗 -是啊
[24:56]	You friends with Paul or Marissa?	你是保罗还是玛丽莎的朋友
[24:58]	Uh, neither.	都不是
[24:59]	I’m, uh, I’m that guy’s plus one.	我是 我是跟着他来的
[25:04]	– So you’re one of those girls. – One of what?	-所以你是那种女孩 -哪种
[25:07]	One of those Asian girls that only dates white guys.	那种只和白人约会的亚洲女孩
[25:09]	Oh, my God. No, I’m not. That’s insane.	天哪 不是 疯了吧
[25:11]	I — My ex was Asian.	我 我的前夫以前是亚洲人
[25:13]	“Was”? Did he die?	以前 你前夫死了吗
[25:15]	Yeah. I’d like to think that he did.	是吧 我倒挺希望他死了
[25:17]	Seems to me like you’re due for a white guy.	在我看来 你就是咬定白人了
[25:19]	– Am i? – It’s the Ping-Pong Effect.	-是吗 -这就是乒乓球效应
[25:21]	You always date the opposite of the person you just dated.	你总是想和和你旧爱相反的人约会
[25:25]	Are Asians and whites opposite?	亚洲人和白人是对立的吗
[25:27]	Oh, my God. You’ll have to excuse my sister.	天哪 你得原谅我妹妹
[25:29]	She has a tendency to be racist.	她有种族歧视倾向
[25:31]	I just want to know if she’s smashing that hot guy	我只想知道她和泳池里的
[25:33]	in the pool.	那个帅哥是不是一对
[25:34]	What, Ben?	什么 本吗
[25:36]	– God, no. – Why not?	-当然不是啊 -为什么不是呢
[25:38]	‘Cause Ben doesn’t date people. He dates ideas.	因为本不跟人约会 他只跟理想约会
[25:41]	And trust me, I’m not his type of idea. Blah.	相信我 我不是他的理想型
[25:44]	Well, what is his type of idea?	那他的理想型是啥
[25:46]	Why? Are you interested?	怎么 你有兴趣吗
[25:48]	I haven’t talked to him, but he’s cute.	我还没跟他说过话 但他看起来挺帅的
[25:50]	Well, I can totally hook that shit up.	我完全可以帮你们牵线哟
[25:52]	– Oh, yeah? – Yeah, for sure.	-是吗 -是啊 当然了
[25:57]	It has not been an easy ride.	我们一路走来历经了不少磕磕碰碰
[26:01]	And I know that.	我十分清楚这一点
[26:02]	And I know what I’ve put you through.	我也明白 是我让你受这么多苦
[26:05]	And I know how I can be.	我也清楚我能成为怎样的人
[26:07]	I can be tough.	我能很坚强
[26:10]	But you’re always there…	但你永远在那儿
[26:12]	It’s so fucking hot.	太他妈热了
[26:13]	…always ready to catch me when I fall.	时刻准备着在我撑不住时扶住我
[26:15]	Always my best friend.	永远是我最好的朋友
[26:18]	– I need to pee. – If we can just sit on the couch	-我想去尿尿 -如果我们余生都能
[26:20]	and eat Chinese food and watch “The Great British Bake Off”	舒舒服服地坐在沙发上 吃着中餐
[26:22]	– for the rest of our lives… – I’m gonna make a run for it.	-看着”英国烘焙大赛” -我要溜了
[26:24]	No. Wait. Wait. Wait. I think we’re nearing the end.	不 等等 我觉得快结束了
[26:26]	…because we’re gonna raise beautiful babies!	因为我们会抚养出好多漂亮的孩子
[26:28]	He’s fucking talking about babies.	他还在他妈的说孩子
[26:29]	I’m literally gonna piss myself.	我真的快要尿裤子了
[26:32]	Can you tell your girlfriend to keep it down?	你能让你女朋友小点儿声吗
[26:33]	I’m sorry, but she’s literally gonna piss herself.	对不起 她真的是能尿在裤子里的人
[26:35]	And I’m not his girlfriend.	还有我不是他的女朋友
[26:37]	That’s disgusting and presumptuous.	那太恶心太放肆了
[26:39]	May the blessings of life and the joy of love	愿生命的祝福与爱的喜悦
[26:41]	be your constant companion.	能永远相伴于你们
[26:43]	You may now seal your union with a kiss.	现在你们可以用一个吻来锁定终身啦
[26:46]	Let’s go.	走吧
[26:48]	Yes!	太好了
[26:49]	Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.	抱歉 抱歉 抱歉
[26:51]	Ah! Ben, this is Maggie. She’s into you, okay?	本 这是玛姬 她喜欢你 好吗
[26:54]	Have fun. Don’t fuck it up. Excuse me. Excuse me.	玩得高兴 别搞砸了 借过 借过
[26:57]	That was…unexpected.	真是 猝不及防啊
[26:58]	Yeah. She does that.	是啊 她就是这种人
[27:00]	Uh, do you want to get a beer?	你想来杯啤酒吗
[27:03]	Yeah. I’d love to.	好啊
[27:05]	Maybe just let them finish up first.	要不等他们完事先吧
[27:06]	Of course. Yeah.	当然 是啊
[27:08]	Great job, guys.	干得好 伙计们
[27:11]	All right.	好吧
[27:13]	Everybody — Everybody, on your cups!	每个人 每个人 准备好你们的杯子
[27:15]	Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!	来吧 来吧 来吧
[27:16]	Ready! Go!	预备 开始
[27:42]	♪ Oh, I know it’s hard, but you stay with me ♪	♪ 我知道这很难 但你有我相伴 ♪
[27:49]	I’m just gonna say it.	我就直说了啊
[27:50]	You look like someone who would do okay on “Survivor.”	你看起来像幸存者玩得很好的那种人
[27:54]	Really?	真的吗
[27:55]	Like, you think I’d win?	你觉得我会赢吗
[27:57]	You’re good-looking enough to get far	你是那种很耐看的帅气
[28:00]	but not good-looking enough to win.	但还达不到拿冠军奖金程度的美貌
[28:02]	What does good-looking have to do with “Survivor”?	为什么长得好看非要跟幸存者扯上关系
[28:04]	You got to be built.	你肯定得要好好打扮修整一番
[28:06]	You got to be fuckin’…	你他妈得
[28:08]	and survive.	幸存下来
[28:11]	The question was how are you so bad?	问题是 你怎么这么菜
[28:13]	– It was — Okay. – How are you so bad?	-明明是 好吧 -你怎么这么菜
[28:15]	I — Look. Okay. I’m bad at flip cup.	我 好吧听着 翻杯游戏我很菜
[28:17]	I’m — I’m saying it. I’m admitting it.	我 我说了 好吧 我认了
[28:19]	I’m bad at flip cup!	翻杯游戏我玩得太垃圾了
[28:20]	– He’s bad at flip cup. – I’m bad at flip cup.	-他翻杯游戏玩得超烂 -翻杯我超烂
[28:23]	Uh, hey, truth or dare.	来吧 真心话还是大冒险
[28:28]	Truth.	真心话
[28:28]	Okay. I truth you to close your eyes.	好 真心话请闭眼
[28:52]	– This is bad. – Oh, really?	-真难吃 -是吗
[28:55]	The diner tilapia wasn’t a winner?	罗非鱼竟然没赢到你的胃
[28:57]	That’s a shocker.	这新闻真劲爆
[28:59]	How was Maggie?	玛姬怎么样
[29:00]	Um…she was good.	她挺好的
[29:03]	Yeah, you know, she was… she was really —	没错 她很 她很
[29:06]	Yeah. She was cool.	对 她挺好的
[29:08]	Wow. You must really like her.	你一定很喜欢她喽
[29:11]	I don’t — I don’t know. I just, um…	我 我不知道 我只是
[29:13]	I don’t think we have that long-term potential,	我觉得我们可能保持不了长期关系
[29:14]	but I had a fun time with her.	但我跟她在一起很开心
[29:16]	You spent one night with her.	你和她只呆了一晚上
[29:18]	How can you possibly know what kind of potential you have?	你怎么就知道你们是哪种潜质呢
[29:20]	Alice, when you’ve been single as long as I have,	爱丽丝 等你单身时间和我一样久
[29:22]	you know what you want.	你就知道你想要什么了
[29:25]	And when you know what you want,	等你知道你自己想要什么了
[29:26]	you can cut bait way quicker.	你切断诱饵的方式就能更利落
[29:27]	Yeah, but you don’t know what you want.	没错 但你不知道你想要什么
[29:29]	You have the worst standards.	你的标准太低了
[29:30]	I have realistic standards.	我的标准很实际
[29:32]	I do.	真的
[29:34]	What about Jess Ramsey?	杰茜·兰姆丝呢
[29:36]	I would date her, but she’s engaged.	我挺愿意跟她约会的 但人家订婚了
[29:38]	Why do you always say her first and last name	为什么你总是像一些连环杀手一样
[29:39]	like some sort of serial killer?	把她连名带姓地叫
[29:41]	‘Cause she’s a firsty-lasty.	因为我暗恋她
[29:42]	It’s the same thing with me. I’m Ben King.	我也一样 我是本·金
[29:44]	You’re just jealous ’cause you’re not a firsty-lasty —	你嫉妒了 因为没有人喜欢你
[29:47]	– Alice Mori. – All right. Fine.	-爱丽丝·莫里 -行了 行了
[29:48]	Let’s pretend, for the sake of this argument,	我们就这个论点来假设一下
[29:51]	Jess Ramsey gets divorced tomorrow.	要是杰茜·兰姆丝明天离婚了
[29:53]	She shows up on your doorstep, and she’s like,	然后走到你门前 她说
[29:55]	“Oh, my God, Ben King! Let’s be together! Unh!”	天哪 本·金 我们在一起吧
[30:00]	That’s not an impression of anything.	这能说明些啥啊
[30:02]	You wouldn’t last two weeks.	你对她的爱不会超过两星期的
[30:03]	You would find something wrong with her,	你会鸡蛋里头挑骨头
[30:05]	– and then you would bail. – That is not true.	-然后你就会脱身离去 -不对
[30:07]	– Yes, it is. It’s so true! – You don’t know that.	-这就是真的 -你不懂
[30:09]	I’m just trying to make sure the person I end up with is right.	我只想保证和我共度余生的是对的人
[30:13]	I’m trying to find, you know…	我想找到
[30:14]	– Do not say “the one.” – …the one.	-别说唯一 -唯一
[30:16]	Oh, my God.	天哪
[30:17]	You’re just…so stupid.	你简直太蠢了
[30:21]	I don’t think I am.	我可不这么觉得
[30:22]	Someone as grotesquely tall and gangly as you	像你这样高得离奇还瘦成这样的人
[30:25]	doesn’t have the right to be picky.	是没有挑剔的权力的
[30:27]	Wow. Thank you so much, Alice.	爱丽丝 谢谢夸奖
[30:29]	And what about you? How was Trevor?	那你呢 特雷弗怎么样
[30:31]	Oh, yeah. Nothing happened. I just got his number.	什么都没发生 我就要了个电话
[30:34]	– Okay. – But I just…	-好吧 -但我只是
[30:36]	I got to do a little personal maintenance first.	我得先做个保养
[30:38]	– Yeah. Sure. – You know what I’m saying?	-当然 -你知道我要说什么吗
[30:39]	Got to run the raccoons… out of the trash cans.	把小浣熊从垃圾桶里放出来
[30:43]	I know — Alice, I know.	我知道 我知道 爱丽丝
[30:45]	– I got to mow the back lawn. – I got it.	-我要修剪一下黑色的草地 -我知道
[30:47]	I’ve got a hairy ass and vagina.	我有一个毛茸茸的屁股和一个阴道
[30:49]	I heard you.	我听懂了
[30:50]	Alice, these are just excuses.	爱丽丝 都是借口
[30:52]	– You know that. – They’re not excuses.	-你心里清楚 -才不是借口
[30:54]	I’m not in the mood to go on dates right now. That’s it.	我现在没心情约会 就是这样
[30:57]	Are you gonna spend the rest of your life moping about Nate?	你余生都要因为奈特闷闷不乐吗
[31:00]	I’m not moping about Nate.	我没有因为他闷闷不乐
[31:03]	Fuck! What the — It’s just I…	去他妈的 只是因为我
[31:07]	It takes me a while to open up to people,	我对别人打开心门需要一点时间
[31:09]	and I just don’t want to give anyone that time right now.	而且现在我也不想对人敞开心扉
[31:12]	Okay?	懂了吗
[31:14]	How do you not think that you’re moping about Nate?	你为什么觉得你不是因为奈特而不开心
[31:16]	Every time I’ve seen you, you’ve just been like “Nate!”	每次我见你 你都像在哭着找奈特
[31:20]	– “Nate!” – I hate when you do my voice.	-奈特 -我讨厌你模仿我的声音
[31:22]	I literally hate it.	真的很讨厌
[31:23]	– “Nate!” – Stop saying it so loud.	-奈特 -别叫那么大声
[31:25]	Someone here can know who you’re talking about.	别人都知道你说的是什么了
[31:27]	– Can you not say — – Does anyone here know Nate?	-你能别说 -这有谁认识奈特的吗
[31:29]	Shut the fuck up.	你他妈给老子闭嘴
[31:38]		六月1日-3日 悠悠与太池的婚礼
[31:57]	Do you happen to have a reservation?	你们有预约吗
[31:58]	No, we don’t, actually, because someone	没有 其实是因为某人
[32:00]	forgot to book the hotel room this weekend.	忘记订周末的房间了
[32:01]	I didn’t forget.	我没忘
[32:03]	I was distracted when I made the reservation.	我只是订房间的时候有点分心
[32:04]	Why were you distracted?	你为什么分心了呢
[32:05]	Do you have any rooms available?	请问你们还有空房吗
[32:10]	Yes.	有
[32:10]	– Ah! See? It works out. – It all works out.	-看到了吗 解决了 -都解决了
[32:12]	We’ve got one of our, uh, Brown Bear rooms…	我们有一间 棕熊套房
[32:14]	– Cool. – …which have two twin beds,	-棒极了 -配有两张单人床
[32:16]	or the Grizzly Suite, which is completely orange	或者灰熊套房 全橘色装修
[32:20]	and has a vibrating king-size bed.	还有震动特大床
[32:24]	– I think Brown Bear. Yeah. – The Brown Bear Room…	-我要棕熊套房 -棕熊套房
[32:26]	– …sounds good. – Yeah. That’s the…Yeah.	-听起来不错 -对 那很可
[32:28]	Okay. That’ll be $83.50 plus resort tax.	好了 税后是83.5美元
[32:32]	Ooh. She’s got it.	她付钱呀
[32:35]	– I got it. – Yeah.	-我出钱 -对啊
[32:36]	So what brings you guys out here?	你们来这干什么
[32:38]	We’re just here for a wedding.	我们来这参加婚礼
[32:40]	God, I love weddings.	天哪 我喜欢婚礼
[32:41]	I’m trying to get married myself.	我想跟自己结婚
[32:44]	Have you asked your girlfriend?	你问过你女朋友了吗
[32:45]	I don’t have a girlfriend.	我没有女朋友
[32:47]	– Okay. Yeah, okay. – Yeah. All right.	-好吧 -好吧
[32:49]	Yeah. There you go.	好了
[32:51]	Just take a right, a left, a right,	就右拐 再左拐 再右拐
[32:52]	another right, you’ll be right there.	再右拐一下 就到了
[32:54]	– Did you get that? – It says 304.	-你听清了吗 -上面写着304房呢
[32:55]	Enjoy. Thank you.	多谢
[32:56]	Thanks, Steve.	谢了 史蒂夫
[32:57]	Have a great stay.	住得愉快
[33:01]	I still can’t believe you took the Communion.	我还是不相信你领过圣餐
[33:03]	What? Why? I wanted the cracker.	什么 怎么了 我想要那儿的薄脆饼干
[33:05]	Oh, my God. Look at this. Mm.	天哪 看看这个
[33:07]	– Here we go. – Oh, baby.	-来了 -真是小孩子
[33:09]	“Mm. Bully.”	欺负人
[33:11]	“Yes, Johnson, I’m very happy we could sign this merger today.”	约翰森 今天很高兴我们能签署合并合同
[33:14]	“Me too, Mr. Phillips.	我也是 菲利普斯先生
[33:16]	I’m very excited to commit fraud with you!”	和你一起诈骗很激动
[33:18]	– Here we go. – Yes. Yes, yes, yes.	-来来来 -对对对对
[33:20]	“Hi. We are Umlaut.	你们好啊 我们是变音符
[33:22]	We are the new Swedish boy-band sensation.”	我们是轰动瑞典的新晋男孩乐队
[33:26]	“Yes, our new hit single, ‘My Stepdad’s House,’	是的 我们的新单曲”我继父的房子”
[33:28]	is climbing the charts.”	正在攀登热歌榜
[33:30]	– What is this? – What is this?	-这在搞什么啊 -在搞什么
[33:34]	– Okay, guys. – What…	-你们来吧 -什么鬼
[33:36]	Here we go.	走起
[33:37]	What?	什么
[33:38]	I have no idea what’s going on.	我完全猜不出来他们在干嘛
[33:45]	All right. What have we got?	我们有什么乐子
[33:47]	I see cuties, cuties everywhere.	我看见了美人 到处都是美人
[33:49]	Yeah. Let’s see.	来看看吧
[33:51]	Red dress with the boots.	穿靴子的那个红礼服女士
[33:54]	Mm, no. No, she looks mean.	不不不 她看起来很刻薄
[33:56]	What? She just looks serious. That doesn’t mean mean.	什么 她只是看起来很严肃 不是刻薄
[33:58]	It means mean. Um, let’s see.	它就是刻薄 再来
[34:01]	Okay. What about, um, green with the glasses?	那 穿绿裙子戴眼镜的那个怎么样
[34:05]	– Where? Rotate. – Okay.	-在哪 转一下 -好
[34:09]	Her?	就她
[34:10]	Geez. God, you like them fresh and young.	天哪 你喜欢这么年轻新鲜的吗
[34:13]	What — She’s normal age.	什么 她明明是个成熟的女性
[34:15]	Ben, I can hear the sirens coming for you.	本 我听到了警笛大作声
[34:17]	Fuck off.	去你的
[34:19]	Okay. All right. Let’s see.	好吧 接着看看 下一个
[34:21]	okay. Bridesmaid with the braid.	有了 那个编辫子的伴娘
[34:25]	You’re gonna have to spin me out.	你得松松手了
[34:26]	Okay. Ready? One, two, three.	准备好了吗 一 二 三
[34:30]	– Yeah. Yeah, she’ll do. – Cool.	-对 好 她可以 -好极了
[34:32]	I’m gonna spill a drink on her when the song ends,	等这首歌放完了我就洒杯喝的到她裙子上
[34:35]	and you’re gonna go up to her	你就准备好你的餐巾纸和开场白
[34:36]	with some napkins and a good opening line.	施施然向她走去
[34:38]	Can you maybe not assault this one?	你能不能不要搞这种突击
[34:40]	It’s not assault. I just —	这不是袭击 我只是
[34:41]	I have a very physical style of breaking the ice.	我对人际交往间的破冰行动很有一套
[34:44]	That’s one of the definitions of assault.	那就是袭击的众多定义之一
[34:46]	Whatever. It’s been working, has it not?	不管怎么样 这是有效的 不是吗
[34:48]	Yeah. Yeah, it has.	没错 的确有效果
[34:52]	– Somehow it has. – Thank you.	-的确有那么一点用 -谢谢
[34:54]	Oh, this is hot.	这对可真热烈
[34:57]	Oh, you guys better stop, drop, and roll.	你们真应该直接就地开滚
[35:01]	Too hot. Too hot.	太烫了[热烈] 太烫手了
[35:06]	Please stop.	请停下来
[35:09]	Uh, this has been kind of a tough year for me.	今年对我来说有点难熬
[35:11]		6月15到17日 凯尔&芭芭拉的婚礼
[35:12]	Um, you guys know that. But, um, this is not about me.	你们都知道的 但今天不是我的主场
[35:15]	Today’s about Barb and Kyle.	今天的主角是小芭和凯尔
[35:18]	I’m so proud of you guys. I love you.	我为你们感到骄傲 我爱你们
[35:22]	♪ When I’m alone ♪	♪ 当我孤身一人时 ♪
[35:23]	♪ I find it hard to breathe ♪	♪ 我难以呼吸 ♪
[35:28]	♪ She walked out and she took half of me ♪	♪ 我的心也随她离去 ♪
[35:48]	What a ceremony, huh?	婚礼真盛大 不是吗
[35:50]	Loved the vows.	我太喜欢他们的誓词了
[35:52]	Cried. Cried like a baby.	我哭了 痛哭流涕
[35:53]	Anybody else cry?	你们有哭吗
[35:56]	Yeah. I cried.	对 我也哭了
[35:57]	but I cry every day, so it doesn’t mean anything.	但我每天都哭 所以这说明不了什么
[36:01]	Crying can be very therapeutic.	哭泣是一个放松精神的好办法
[36:03]	Not the way I do it.	对我来说不是的
[36:06]	So you two met in college?	你们两个是在大学里认识的吗
[36:08]	– Yeah. – Yeah.	-是的 -没错
[36:09]	Ben, you know, he basically used me	本 他通过我
[36:11]	to get close to my roommate so they could date.	来接近我的室友好约她们出去
[36:13]	This is not true.	这不是真的
[36:15]	– It’s a little true. – Uh-oh. Intrigue.	-有一部分是真的 -有点儿意思
[36:17]	– Go on. Go. – I’m just kidding.	-继续说啊 说啊 -开玩笑的
[36:19]	It’s fine. It’s fine. No.	好了好了 不讲了
[36:20]	They only dated for a couple of months.	他们只交往了几个月
[36:21]	But our friendship, that lasts a lifetime.	但是我们两个的友谊是终生的
[36:27]	– She should come to the wedding. – Of course.	-她应该来参加我们的婚礼 -当然
[36:29]	Alice, you should come to our wedding.	爱丽丝 你应该来参加我们的婚礼
[36:32]	Oh. Uh, I didn’t know you guys… When is it?	我不知道你们 是什么时候
[36:36]	October 21st.	十月二十一号
[36:38]	– It’s on a Sunday. – Cool.	-在星期天 -太好啦
[36:40]	You’re getting an invite, young lady,	我们邀请你了噢 年轻的小姐
[36:41]	and that’s the end of it.	就这么说定了
[36:42]	Okay. Great.	好的 太好了
[36:44]	Um, you know what? I’m gonna grab a drink.	我要去拿杯喝的
[36:47]	– Do you guys want anything? – Mnh-mnh.	-你们还需要什么吗 -不用了
[36:49]	Shots? Shots? Shots all around?	来点烈酒怎么样 都来点儿呗
[36:51]	Shots for Gina?	为吉娜干一杯
[36:52]	– No. – I’m fine with my wine.	-不了 -我喝红酒就好
[36:54]	– Okay. – Thanks!	-好吧 -谢谢啦
[36:56]	She’s adorable.	她真讨人喜欢
[36:59]	Ben, I see a lot of potential there.	本 我看好这支潜力股
[37:00]	No. It’s not — It’s not like that.	不 不是 不是你们想的那样
[37:02]	We’re just — We’re just friends.	我们只是 只是朋友而已
[37:05]	Ben.	本
[37:06]	Oh, you’re coming over. Awesome.	你这是要坐过来吗 真棒棒
[37:08]	Sorry we got off on such a bad foot last month.	我很抱歉我们上个月开始时闹矛盾了
[37:11]	Yeah. Um… can we not talk about this here?	是的 但 现在能不能不聊这个话题
[37:15]	Well, you won’t return my texts.	可你都不回我信息了
[37:17]	You only text me at the 5:00 in the morning.	你那是在凌晨5点给我发信息啊
[37:18]	– I’m an early riser. – Okay.	-我就是这么早睡早起嘛 -好的吧
[37:20]	Ben…I want you to be my best man.	本 我想让你做我的伴郎
[37:26]	– Dad. – No.	-爸 -不要拒绝我
[37:28]	Buddy, there’s nobody else I would want to do this.	小子 除了你我没有考虑过其他人
[37:31]	– What about Hanon? – What about him?	-哈农怎么样 -他怎么了
[37:32]	Make your best friend your best man.	让他做你的伴郎
[37:34]	Hanon? That’s ridiculous.	哈农吗 开什么玩笑
[37:36]	He was Joe’s best man, and his entire speech was about	他曾经做过乔的伴郎 他整个演讲
[37:38]	how there wasn’t enough cheese at the wedding.	通篇都是关于婚礼上芝士不够的问题
[37:41]	Ben…you’re my son.	本 你是我儿子
[37:48]	Uh, I’ll — I’ll think about it.	那 我考虑一下
[37:56]	What can I get you?	您需要什么
[37:57]	Can I get a tequila straight up?	我要一杯龙舌兰 不加冰
[38:00]	Fill it up like a gas tank.	像油罐子一样把它灌满
[38:02]	– That’s a first. – Yeah.	-头一次碰见这样的要求 -是啊
[38:05]	Oh, my God. Alice.	天哪 是爱丽丝
[38:07]	– Oh, my God. Hi, Jenna! – Hi!	-我的天 嗨 珍娜 -嗨
[38:10]	Hey. How are you?	最近怎么样
[38:12]	– Good. How are you? – So good.	-挺好的 你呢 -我很好
[38:13]	I had no idea that you were gonna be here.	想不到你也在这
[38:15]	Yeah. I didn’t know you were gonna be here.	是啊 我也没想到你也在这
[38:18]	Yeah. This is Alice. This is Nate Lam’s girlfriend.	对啊 这是爱丽丝 奈特·拉姆的女朋友
[38:20]	– Oh. – Oh, my God. I love Nate.	-那个 -真的吗 我很喜欢奈特
[38:22]	We, uh, we interned at Merrill together.	我们在美林证券一起做过实习生
[38:24]	How is that stupid bastard?	那傻小子最近怎么样
[38:26]	Um, he’s g– You know, I don’t know.	他还可 我也不知道
[38:28]	We — We broke up.	我们 分手了
[38:29]	– No. – Yeah.	-不会吧 -就是的
[38:31]	Shit.	妈的
[38:31]	– No. – Yeah.	-怎么会 -就是这样的
[38:33]	Are you kidding?	你一定是在开玩笑
[38:34]	No.	没有
[38:35]	What happened? I loved you guys together.	发生了什么 我很看好你们的
[38:38]	You guys were like yin and yang.	你们就像阴和阳一样互补
[38:40]	– I loved them together. – Yeah.	-我真的很喜欢他们这对 -是的
[38:42]	Yeah. I bet I-I would have.	对啊 我也这么觉得
[38:44]	Alice?	爱丽丝
[38:46]	Okay. What the fuck was that?	好吧 这他妈到底是个什么事啊
[39:10]	Wait, wait.	等一下 等一下
[39:11]	That shadow looks just like Jay Leno’s face.	这影子看起来像杰·雷诺的脸
[39:14]	You’re absolutely right.	你说得对
[39:15]	That’s his nose. That’s his chin.	这是他鼻子 这是他下巴
[39:18]	– His nose and his chin. – And the chin.	-鼻子和下巴 -和下巴
[39:20]	Benjamin!	本杰明
[39:21]	– Uncle Davis. – Ben!	-戴维斯叔叔 -本
[39:23]	– Hi. Hey, guys. – Come on, Ben.	-你们好啊 -快过来 本
[39:25]	Get in on this doobie, buddy.	尝尝这个爽玩意儿吧 小伙子
[39:26]	Yeah, Ben. Get in on this doobie.	对啊 本 尝尝这个爽玩意儿
[39:29]	Uh, no, thanks. I’m all good on doobies for the night.	不了 谢谢 我不吸了
[39:32]	Where’s your dad? He used to love this stuff.	你爸去哪了 他以前挺喜欢这些的
[39:35]	– He’s inside. -Ah.	-他在里面 -这样啊
[39:36]	Here you go, Jimmy. Your turn.	给你 吉米 轮到你了
[39:41]	Oh, okay. All right, guys.	好 好吧 朋友们
[39:43]	I’m gonna — I have to take off.	我得走了
[39:44]	– Oh. – I know!	-这么快 -我知道
[39:46]	It’s a tragedy. I know.	真是个悲伤的故事 我知道
[39:48]	Oh! Ben’s got to run off with his little girlfriend.	噢 本要带着他小女朋友溜了
[39:54]	– All right. -You guys got to —	-好吧 -你们
[39:55]	You got to take it down a notch, Uncle Davis.	你要少抽点 戴维斯叔叔
[39:57]	You having fun, huh?	你们玩得开心
[40:00]	Everything okay?	都还顺利吗
[40:02]	Yeah. Yeah. Um, can we go get fucked up?	还不错 我们要不要去做点坏事
[40:05]	Oh, Ben, I want you to know something.	本 我要告诉你一件事
[40:07]	I’m never gonna say no to that.	在这个问题上 我从来没说过不
[40:09]	Come on. Let’s go find some people our own age.	走吧 我们去找些同龄人
[40:28]	♪ In no solid state ♪	♪ 没有任何一个稳定的平台 ♪
[40:32]	♪ You know we can’t cop to ♪	♪ 能让我们停下 ♪
[40:35]	♪ The frequency of your inner debate ♪	♪ 内心频繁的斗争 ♪
[40:42]	♪ You’re all out of tune ♪	♪ 你已经完全不在调上啦 ♪
[40:57]	What was that?	多久
[40:59]	– That was 12 seconds. – What? That was five minutes.	-12秒 -什么 5分钟才对
[41:02]	You think you can hold your breath for five minutes?	你真觉得你能憋5分钟气吗
[41:03]	I know I can.	我知道我可以
[41:05]	I feel like you vastly overestimate your abilities.	我觉得你远远高估了你的能力
[41:10]	I think I perfectly estimate my everything, Ben.	我觉得我一切都尽在掌握之中 本
[41:14]	Okay. Fine.	那好吧
[41:16]	Can I ask you something?	我可以问你点事吗
[41:18]	Yeah.	可以
[41:19]	Why didn’t you tell me your dad got engaged?	你为什么没告诉我你爸爸订婚了
[41:23]	I don’t know. I don’t know.	我不知道 我不知道
[41:25]	I really didn’t want to tell you something	我不想告诉你一些
[41:27]	that I don’t really want to think about.	我不想去考虑的事情
[41:30]	Okay.	好吧
[41:32]	He, uh, he asked me to be his best man tonight.	今晚他跟我说想让我做他的伴郎
[41:35]	Oh.	这样
[41:36]	Yeah.	对
[41:39]	What’d you tell him?	那你怎么说的
[41:41]	I just kind of ran off.	我就溜了
[41:43]	Classic Ben move.	果然是本呐
[41:45]	I don’t know. I panicked. I don’t know.	我不知道啊 这件事这么突然 我哪知道
[41:47]	What am I supposed to do, you know?	我还能怎么办
[41:49]	Like, plan his bachelor party?	给他办单身派对吗
[41:50]	Hire him a stripper?	给他雇一个脱衣女郎
[41:52]	– That’s insane. – It is insane.	-这很奇怪 -确实很奇怪
[41:54]	– Yeah. – No, I get it.	-对吧 -我想到了
[41:56]	I was bugged out at first	我第一次落荒而逃时
[41:57]	when Lily asked me to be her maid of honor.	是莉莉叫我做她的伴娘那会儿
[41:59]	Yeah, but that’s your sister.	但那是你姐姐
[42:01]	It’s perfectly normal for you to be her maid of honor.	你做她的伴娘很合理啊
[42:04]	– Yeah. – It’s just…	-是这样没错 -只是
[42:06]	I feel like he’s trying to start over with this new family	我感觉 他在努力地重新创建一个新家庭
[42:10]	’cause he fucked ours up.	因为他把我们原本的家搞砸了
[42:14]	Well, at least he’s happy.	但至少他很快乐
[42:16]	Yeah. For now.	没错 但也只是目前而已
[42:21]	Ben, my parents don’t like each other.	本 我父母也不喜欢对方
[42:25]	I mean, my mom, she’s just — she’s always yelling at my dad.	我妈 她就 一直在吼我爸
[42:30]	And he’s kind of checked out, you know?	我爸工作也不太想干了
[42:33]	He just takes it.	他就先干着
[42:35]	They didn’t want my sister and I to have to go through a divorce,	为了姐姐和我 他们也不想离婚
[42:37]	so they just stuck it out.	所以他们就这样僵着
[42:39]	And it’s just — It’s made them so sad.	这样就是 对他们都不太好
[42:45]	I think about the two of them sometimes in that house,	我一想到他们有时候在家里
[42:48]	just having dinner in silence, white-knuckling it.	吃饭都不说话 紧张兮兮的
[42:58]	I’m sure it broke your heart when your parents split up,	我知道父母离异会让小孩很难过
[43:01]	but at least they’re not miserable.	但至少他们不痛苦
[43:04]	I can guarantee you would like that a lot less.	我敢保证你不会喜欢的
[43:10]	– Hey. – Hmm?	-嘿 -怎么了
[43:12]	Come here.	过来
[43:14]	Come here.	到我这来
[43:22]	– Hey, Ben? – Yeah.	-本 -怎么了
[43:24]	I’m totally reading your boner right now.	我现在感受到你勃起了
[43:27]	– God damn. No. – Relax.	-该死的 不要 -放轻松
[43:37]	Where — Where’d everybody go?	人 人们都去哪了
[43:38]	I don’t — I don’t know.	我不 不知道
[43:42]	– Shit. -Should we —	-糟糕 -我们是不是应该
[43:44]	– We should get out, right? – Yeah.	-我们得出去了 -是的
[43:48]	Yeah. Let’s go.	好的 走吧
[43:49]	Fuck. It’s cold.	他妈的 太冷了
[43:54]	Are they out here?	他们都在外面吗
[43:55]	No. We must have missed the shuttle.	没有 我们肯定错过班车了
[43:57]	Oh, shit.	靠
[43:58]	Let’s call a car.	我们叫辆车吧
[44:00]	My phone’s dead.	我手机没电了
[44:01]	Mine too.	我的也是
[44:02]	Oh, fuck.	操
[44:04]	Where’s our hotel?	我们酒店在哪
[44:05]	Uh, it’s about 10,000 miles that way.	大约 一万六千米开外吧
[44:09]	Only 10,000 miles?	才一万六千吗
[44:10]	We’re gonna die out here.	再呆在这里 我们会死掉的
[44:12]	Let’s just walk. Come on.	那只能走了 走吧
[44:16]	Come on, grumps. Let’s do it.	快走 臭小子 走就是了
[44:18]	Forward ho!	走起来
[44:21]	Are you serious?	你认真的吗
[44:22]	I’m not saying I always do it.	你看我都走起来了像是开玩笑吗
[44:23]	That is so gross.	太恶心了
[44:25]	Ben, don’t pretend like you don’t let	本 别说得好像
[44:27]	a little dribble come out of that ‘nanner	你在洗澡的时候
[44:29]	when you’re in the shower.	一滴尿都不会放出来
[44:31]	I don’t let a little dribble	我在洗澡的时候
[44:32]	come out the ‘nanner when I’m showering —	一滴尿都不会放出来
[44:35]	If you pee in a shower,	如果你在洗澡的时候尿尿
[44:36]	it, by definition, becomes a toilet.	那不就成在上厕所了吗
[44:39]	Oh, look at these.	看看这些花呀
[44:41]	So pretty.	好漂亮
[44:42]	I never understood flowers.	我一直都理解不了花的美
[44:45]	I’m sorry. You don’t understand them?	我没听错吧 你居然欣赏不来
[44:48]	They just — They don’t make sense to me	它们对我没有任何意义
[44:50]	as, like, a symbol of love, you know?	只是爱的象征 而已
[44:52]	Why not?	怎么没意义呢
[44:52]	Because as soon as you get them,	因为从你一开始拿到它们
[44:54]	they’re on this withering, downward spiral.	它们就开始枯萎凋零
[44:55]	It’s not about how long they last.	这和它们能绽放多长时间没有关系
[44:57]	It’s about how it feels to get a big fuckin’ sack of tulips.	重点是你收到一大捧花时的那种感觉
[45:00]	Yeah. Gifts shouldn’t die on you.	是啊 礼物到你手上都死不了
[45:02]	– That’s all I’m saying. – Okay. Wh–	-我说的是这个意思 -好吧 那个
[45:04]	You said you knew where our hotel was.	你之前说你知道酒店在哪的
[45:06]	And I do.	我现在也知道
[45:08]	– Where are we? – Um…	-我们现在在哪 -我看看
[45:10]	You don’t know where we’re going.	你都不知道我们要去哪里
[45:12]	Let’s — Let’s go this way.	我们 走这边
[45:17]	Oh, we’re so lost.	我们真的迷路了
[45:19]	I think we might need to start hitchhiking.	我觉得我们可能需要搭便车
[45:21]	My feet hurt.	我脚痛
[45:23]	I’m carrying you.	我现在不是正背着你嘛
[45:27]	I can see the whole world from up here.	在你背上我可以看见整个世界
[45:29]	Wait. Hold on.	等等 稍等一下
[45:31]	Look. Look.	你看 你看
[45:36]	Spooky.	阴森森的
[45:38]	– Wait. Wait. – What?	-等一下 等一下 -怎么了
[45:39]	I can hear the highway over there.	我听见那里有马路汽车开过的声音
[45:41]	Let’s go.	我们走
[45:41]	– Oh. Hold on. – What?	-欸 等一下 -怎么了
[45:43]	You got to hold your breath when you go through a cemetery.	你穿过墓地的时候要屏住呼吸
[45:45]	Oh, yeah, yeah. Right. ‘Cause we’re 6.	啊是的是的 因为我们才6岁
[45:47]	No. Ben. I’m not fucking around here.	才不是 本 我不是故意逃避
[45:49]	I’m serious.	我认真的
[45:51]	Oh, my God.	我的天
[45:52]	What?	什么
[45:53]	You actually believe in ghosts.	你居然真的相信有鬼
[45:55]	No.	才没有
[46:12]	– Aah! Fuck. – Oh, shit. Shit.	-他妈的 -啊糟糕 糟糕
[46:14]	You okay?	你还好吗
[46:16]	Oh, my God. You really ate shit.	我的天 你真的吃屎了
[46:18]	– You all right? – Yeah.	-你还好吗 -还好
[46:19]	You good?	有受伤吗
[46:21]	Look at that.	你看
[46:23]	Oh, you are bleeding. You are bleeding.	你在流血 你在流血
[46:25]	You are not gonna make it. Hold on, hold, on, hold on.	你解决不了 等一下 等一下
[46:28]	– No, it’s fine. I’m fine. – I got it.	-没关系 我可以的 -我来
[46:29]	Let me just get the scrape.	我把它擦掉
[46:31]	It stings.	好疼啊
[47:01]	Ow. Okay. Hold on.	好的 坚持一下
[47:02]	– Ah. Sorry. – You’re good. Yeah.	-不好意思 -你很棒
[47:04]	– Here. Take it. – What?	-这 脱掉它 -什么
[47:05]	– Underwear. – Oh. Okay. Yeah.	-内裤 -对噢
[47:09]	Oh. Oh, don’t —	别
[47:11]	What are you doing?	你笑什么
[47:13]	Fuck.	妈的
[47:14]	– Okay. Okay, okay. – I got it. Okay.	-好了好了 弄好了 -好的
[47:18]	– I want to be on top. – Okay.	-我想在上面 -行
[47:19]	Ow. Okay. You good?	好嘞 你还好吗
[47:21]	– Yeah. – Hold on. Hold on.	-对 -等等 等一下
[47:23]	You ready?	好了吗
[47:34]	Ow! My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. Ow.	我的头发 我的头发 别抓我头发
[47:40]	Cooter’s out.	小穴露出来了
[47:45]	Uh, what?	什么
[47:46]	Cooter’s out.	小穴露出来了
[47:48]	What are you talking about?	你在说什么
[47:49]	Cooter.	小穴
[47:51]	Oh, fucking hell! God!	我日 天哪
[47:52]	It’s out.	它漏在外面了
[47:55]	– Sorry. – Thank you.	-对不起 -谢谢你
[47:59]	– He was talking about my vagina. – Yeah.	-他在说我的阴道 -是 对
[48:01]	Yeah, I put that together after the third “cooter.”	他第三遍说的时候我才明白什么意思
[48:03]	Jesus.	老天爷啊
[48:36]	Oh. Thank you.	谢谢你送我回来
[48:43]	You good?	你没什么事吧
[48:45]	Yeah. You?	当然 你呢
[48:49]	You just asked me that.	你刚刚才问我的
[48:50]	Yeah. You?	当然 你呢
[48:55]	Okay.	行吧
[48:56]	Well, I’ll see you at the next one.	那我们下一场婚礼再见吧
[48:59]	Hey, so, about last night.	所以 关于昨天晚上
[49:01]	No. No.	不 别
[49:03]	We don’t need to talk about it. Let’s just —	我们不要再提了 我们就
[49:05]	Let’s just chalk it up as a whoopsie-daisy.	我们就把它当成是一场意外吧
[49:10]	Okay.	行
[49:12]	– All right. – All right.	-好了 -好咯
[49:16]	It was, uh, cool… cool sex.	非常美好的体验
[49:19]	You got — Sorry. All right. Bring it in.	你很厉害 不好意思 抱一个吧
[49:23]	That was weird.	这也太奇怪了
[49:24]	– You made it weird. – No. You did.	-你把它变奇怪的 -不 是你
[49:35]		六月29日-7月4日 戴夫与茱莉亚的婚礼
[49:35]	For those of you who aren’t sure if you’ve ever seen true love,	如果你们不确定自己碰见的是不是真爱
[49:41]	take a good look at Dave and Julia.	那就好好看看戴夫和茱莉亚吧
[49:46]	Congratulations, you guys.	恭喜你们
[50:00]	– Hey. What’s up? – Uh, I was just calling	-嘿 怎么了 -我打来是想问一下
[50:02]	’cause I forgot when your flight was getting in.	你飞机什么时候到
[50:04]	uh, like 3:00.	三点左右吧
[50:07]	Cool. Thursday?	好的 周四吗
[50:09]	– Friday. – Right.	-周五 -我知道了
[50:11]	– I’ll see you there. – Have a good one.	-到时候见 -一路平安
[50:13]	You know what? Actua–	你知道吗 其实
[50:15]	Okay, you’re gone.	好吧 你已经挂了
[50:37]	Ben?!	本
[50:39]	Ben King?!	本·金
[50:41]	Oh, my God!	我的天哪
[50:42]	Alice? Alice Mori?	爱丽丝 爱丽丝·莫里
[50:44]	– Ha! God, this is crazy! – Is that you?	-天哪 这也太神奇了 -是你吗
[50:46]	– How long has it been? – It has been forever.	-我们有多久没见了 -太久了
[50:48]	Oh, my God. I love what you’ve done with your hair.	天哪 你的头发做得太好看了
[50:50]	Oh, thank you. Yes. Your face-lift is horrifying.	谢谢你 没有错 你脸整得真吓人
[50:54]	Oh, my God. Thank you so much.	老天哪 太谢谢你了
[50:55]	I cannot move my face.	我的脸都不能动了
[50:57]	You know, the last time I saw Ben here,	你知道 上一次我见本
[50:59]	he was putting his little penisaurus inside me in a graveyard.	他在墓地把他的小阴茎插入了我的体内
[51:04]	Isn’t that right?	是吧
[51:07]	All right.	行吧
[51:08]	Thank you.	谢谢你
[51:12]	Holy shit!	我的妈呀
[51:15]	This is a fucking — It’s huge!	这里也太他妈大了吧
[51:18]	Look at this big room. God!	看看这个大房间 天哪
[51:24]	So comfy!	太舒服了
[51:27]	You can’t afford this.	你付不起这间房的房费
[51:29]	– Oh, we’re splitting it. – Okay. Yeah.	-房费我们要对半分的 -好
[51:31]	We’ll see about that.	到时候再说
[51:35]	Did you do this?	这是你搞来的
[51:38]	Okay. Mm-hmm.	好的
[51:43]	Oh, my God! This is fuck–	老天哪 这他妈
[51:47]	This is incredible!	也太不可思议了
[51:49]	– Look at this. – Yeah.	-看看这 -是啊
[51:53]	So, how you been?	所以 你最近怎么样
[51:55]	So fuckin’ awesome. You?	我真是好得不能再好了 你呢
[51:57]	Good. I’ve been crazy busy.	还好 我最近忙到爆炸
[52:00]	Oh, yeah. Totally.	是啊 肯定的
[52:03]	Hey, so, I told a couple of my friends	我跟我几个朋友说了
[52:05]	I’d meet them by the pool in a little bit.	一会在泳池边和他们见面
[52:06]	You’re welcome to come if you want,	如果你想的话 我们很欢迎你来
[52:08]	or, uh, you can just stay here and get yourself situated.	或者 你可以留在这 好好休整一下
[52:11]	I know you had a long flight.	毕竟你也坐了不短时间的飞机
[52:12]	Mm. Yeah.	是
[52:14]	Yeah, I think I’ll just hang back and situate.	对 我就留在这好好休息吧
[52:17]	Well, fuck you. I’m coming.	去你的 我要去
[52:18]	God!	妈呀
[52:19]	No. It was just really simple. It was kind of out of nowhere.	不 就很简单 这有点出人意料
[52:23]	And he was like, “Do you want to get married?”	他就问 你想结婚吗
[52:25]	Costco? Like, the warehouse place?	好市多 你是说那个跟仓库一样的超市吗
[52:27]	– Yes! – That is amazing.	-没有错 -这也太让人吃惊了
[52:30]	Are you guys talking shit about me again?	你们这些人又在背着我说我的坏话吗
[52:31]	No. We’re talking about your proposal to me.	没有 我们在说你是怎么跟我求的婚
[52:33]	Yeah. Uh, Costco, Brett?	没错 是好市多吗 布雷特
[52:35]	Hell yeah, Costco.	对对对 就是好市多
[52:36]	Real romantic, dude.	兄弟 你可真浪漫
[52:37]	Who gives a fuck?	谁会在乎呢
[52:39]	When did we all decide that this was necessary?	这么做几乎可以说是毫无意义
[52:42]	I mean, I love Dave and Julia,	我的意思是 我是很喜欢戴夫和茱莉亚
[52:43]	but why did we all	但是为什么我们都
[52:44]	have to fly the fuck out to Hawaii for this?	他妈要飞到夏威夷来举办婚礼呢
[52:47]	I mean, it’s ver– It’s nice here.	我觉得 这里很 这里很好啊
[52:49]	– It’s nice. – No, but Brett has a point.	-很好 -不 布雷特说的有道理
[52:51]	This is way less special than a-a grocery…emporium?	这里不比杂货店或者商城特殊到哪里去
[52:54]	– What do you call Costco? -Oh, my God. I– Who cares?	-你怎么形容好市多 -天哪 谁在乎
[52:56]	Straight people o-ver-think-ing it.	你们这些异性恋都想太多了
[53:00]	Yes. That’s true. That’s true.	是 当然 当然
[53:02]	– Especially…this little man. – That one.	-特别是 这个小家伙 -那个小家伙
[53:05]	Oh, he’s the worst of the worst. Wait.	他可是小中之小 等等
[53:07]	Nick, remember, uh, Sally Klum?	尼克 还记得莎莉·克鲁姆吗
[53:09]	Klumshot.	克鲁姆肖特
[53:10]	Klumshot?	克鲁姆肖特是谁
[53:10]	We’re not telling this story.	我们别讲这个故事了
[53:11]	No, we are telling this story.	不 要讲
[53:13]	It’s a Ben King classic.	这可是本·金的经典故事
[53:14]	We have to tell it.	我们一定要讲
[53:14]	– There was this girl Sally Klum. – Klumshot.	-有个女孩叫莎莉·克鲁姆 -克鲁姆肖特
[53:17]	Nick called her Klumshot for no reason.	尼克无缘无故地叫她克鲁姆肖特
[53:19]	– Cause it’s funny. – It is funny.	-因为很有趣 -是很有趣
[53:20]	Anyway, she was wonderful. So fun.	总之 她很棒 而且很风趣
[53:22]	And then Ben dumped her after three weeks	结果本三周之后就把她给甩了
[53:25]	because, and I quote, he couldn’t make her laugh.	因为 原话是 他没办法逗笑她
[53:28]	“She wasn’t responding to my humor.”	“她不懂我的幽默”
[53:31]	I don’t have a tiny little mouth.	我嘴巴没那么小
[53:33]	It’s the only way I can do your voice.	我只有这么做才能模仿出你的声音
[53:34]	Like I talk like this.	就像我这样讲话
[53:36]	“She wasn’t engaging with my…”	“她没有和我的”
[53:37]	Guys. Okay, okay.	好了 好了大家
[53:39]	– Hold on. – “No one makes me laugh.”	-等等 -没有人能让我笑
[53:41]	– That’s kind of close. – Yeah.	-这个就比较像了 -那当然
[53:41]	Can I clarify?	我可以澄清一下吗
[53:43]	She didn’t have a sense of humor.	她没有幽默感
[53:44]	We couldn’t laugh together.	我们的笑点不一样
[53:47]	Straight people…	你们这些异性恋
[53:48]	-…o-ver-think-ing it. -…o-ver-think-ing it.	-都想太多了 -想太多
[53:50]	You’re doing it now?	你现在也这么说吗
[53:51]	Yeah. I’m part of them now.	对 我是他们的一份子了
[53:53]	-O-ver-think-ing it. -O-ver-think-ing it.	-想太多 -想太多
[53:55]	I love her. She’s great.	我喜欢她 她很棒
[53:56]	So, like, what is this? What’s going on with you two?	所以现在是什么情况 你们俩怎么了
[53:59]	– What? – What — What about us?	-什么 -什么 关于我们
[54:01]	You have ridiculous vibes coming off of you,	你们之间有一种很奇妙的氛围
[54:02]	and you’re acting weird about it.	而且你们对此表现得都很怪异
[54:04]	Don’t — Don’t do this.	别说成这样
[54:05]	– Do what? – I’m sorry. What?	-说成什么 -不好意思 什么
[54:07]	– What did we do? – What, do what?	-我们怎么了 -说成啥了
[54:08]	Yeah.	是
[54:09]	We’re — We’re friends. That’s it.	我们 我们是朋友 只是朋友
[54:13]	What?	怎么了
[54:14]	-Y-You’ve fucked. -You fucked?	-你们肯定做过了 -真的吗
[54:16]	– Oh, right here? – They fucked.	-是在这吗 -做过了
[54:17]	They fucked.	做过了
[54:18]	– They really, really fucked. – Oh, my God.	-他们真的做过了 -我的天哪
[54:20]	They fucked. They really, really fucked.	做过了 他们真的做过了
[54:21]	Hey, they fucked.	嘿 他们做过了
[54:25]	– It’s so nice here. – I know.	-这个地方真好 -我知道
[54:28]	I think we can safely say	我觉得可以放心地说
[54:30]	that my friends’ weddings are better than yours.	我朋友的婚礼比你朋友的好
[54:31]	You know, it’s not a competition, Ben.	本 这又不是个比赛
[54:37]	– Yeah. – Everything okay?	-是吧 -还好吗
[54:39]	Yeah, yeah. Just my dad.	没事 还好 就是我爸
[54:41]	Are you still mad at him?	你现在还生他的气吗
[54:43]	I’m not mad. I just… I don’t know.	我不是生气 我就是 我也不知道
[54:46]	I-I don’t know what to tell him about this best-man thing.	我不知道怎么和他说伴郎的事
[54:49]	Why don’t you just be like,	你为什么不直接说
[54:50]	“Yeah, Dad. Sounds great.	好啊 爸爸 听起来不错
[54:52]	Let’s hug now”?	现在我们抱一个吧
[54:53]	Okay.	好吧
[54:57]	Uh, hey.	嘿
[54:59]	So I have been thinking a lot about the last wedding.	我一直在想关于上一场婚礼的事
[55:05]	You know, what, um… what ha– what happened.	你知道的 发生了 发生了些什么
[55:09]	And, um, you know, like, the, uh, the activities	然后 你知道 那项活动
[55:13]	that we engaged in and —	就是我们共同参与的
[55:16]	Okay.	好
[55:18]	– What? – No.	-怎么了 -没什么
[55:19]	I’m sorry. I…	不好意思 我
[55:21]	– What? – I — no.	-到底怎么了 -我 不
[55:22]	I-I have been thinking a lot about it, too.	我也想了很多
[55:29]	In a good way?	朝着好的方向想的吗
[55:31]	Yes.	对
[55:35]	You too — in a good way?	你也是朝着好方向想吗
[55:39]	– Ben! You? – Yeah.	-本 你也是吗 -对啊
[55:43]	Okay.	好
[55:45]	– All right. – All right.	-那就好 -那就行
[55:50]	Oh, I missed you.	我好想你啊
[55:52]	Did you?	真的吗
[55:54]	Wait, wait. Why haven’t we hung out?	等等 那我们之前为什么没约会过
[55:56]	– You didn’t ask me. – You didn’t ask me.	-你没有约我 -是你没有约我
[55:59]	– I told you I was busy. – No, you weren’t.	-我告诉你我很忙 -你才没有
[56:00]	– What? – You were scared.	-什么 -你害怕了
[56:02]	Yeah, you were, you scared little bitch.	对 你就是怕了 你个胆小鬼
[56:04]	– What is this outfit? – It’s a romper.	-这是个什么衣服 -是件连体衣
[56:06]	– How does it work? – Get — Just get it off!	-怎么弄 -脱掉就好了
[56:08]	– Tell me where! – Get it off!	-告诉我怎么脱 -快脱
[56:15]	– Hey, Alice. – What?	-嘿 爱丽丝 -怎么了
[56:17]	I don’t wanna alarm you…	这么说感觉不太好
[56:20]	– …but I think I’m a robe guy. – Oh, wow.	-但我觉得我真的很适合穿长袍 -哇
[56:22]	Can’t believe that fits your lanky body.	难以置信 它居然这么适合你瘦削的身体
[56:25]	I mean, it only kind of does,	我的意思是 它只是刚好合身
[56:27]	but I feel like I’m showing just enough leg.	但我觉得我的腿露得刚刚好
[56:29]	– Right? – Yeah. Yeah.	-对吧 -没错 当然
[56:31]	And the rest is just breezy, and I feel beautiful.	其他部分都很宽松 我也觉得很美
[56:33]	Okay, but, um, are you gonna get dressed?	好 但是 你要换衣服吗
[56:35]	‘Cause it’s in 15 minutes.	就剩下十五分钟了
[56:37]	Oh, no, no, no. This is me now.	不 不 我就这么穿
[56:38]	– This is me for all time. – Forever?	-我要一直这么穿 -永远吗
[56:40]	– Okay. I like it. – Oh, you like it?	-好吧 我喜欢 -真的吗
[56:42]	– Yeah. – That’s good.	-当然了 -那就好
[56:44]	– Hey. – Hi.	-嘿 -嗨
[56:46]	You know, everyone has a point.	你知道吗 大家说得对
[56:47]	I don’t think we look bad together.	我们在一起挺好的
[56:49]	It’s everyone that thinks that?	每个人都这么想吗
[56:51]	– Yeah. – Yeah?	-是啊 -真的吗
[56:52]	I mean, they say it to me a lot.	我是说 他们经常这么跟我说
[56:54]	– Don’t you get the same thing? – No.	-你没听到过类似的话吗 -没有
[56:56]	I mostly get, “Why do you spend so much time	我最常听到的是 你为什么花这么多时间
[56:59]	with that Radio Shack employee?”	和那个无线电器材公司的员工待在一起
[57:01]	Radio Shack is — is not a thing anymore.	那个公司现在已 已经一文不值了
[57:04]	Well, it still looks like you work there.	但是 你看起来还像是在那里工作的
[57:06]	– That makes it sadder, you know? – Yeah.	-听起来更悲催了 是不是 -嗯
[57:08]	Okay. I see it.	好吧 我明白了
[57:15]	Hey, what if we stayed for longer?	要不然我们多待几天吧
[57:18]	– Really? – Yeah.	-真的吗 -对啊
[57:20]	You know, just, just a day or two.	就 就一两天
[57:24]	Seriously?	认真的
[57:26]	Yeah.	是啊
[57:28]	Okay.	好吧
[57:30]	Yeah. Yeah, I could get down with that.	行 我可以答应你
[57:34]	– You could? – I could.	-真的可以 -可以
[57:35]	– Yeah? – Yeah!	-你确定 -确定
[57:36]	– Really? – Yes!	-真的假的 -真的
[57:38]	Well, then I’ll change our reservation.	那我就去改订房的日期了
[57:39]	Okay! Boom-shakalaka!	去吧 嘣嘿哈
[57:41]	No. No	不 不行
[57:42]	We put boom-shakalaka away,	我们不能用”嘣嘿哈”了
[57:44]	– Remember? – No, you said only on special occasions,	-记得吗 -不 你说的是特殊场合才能用
[57:46]	and this is pretty fucking special.	现在就尼玛非常特殊
[57:48]	I-I don’t know if it qualifies.	我 我不这么认为
[57:50]	Boom-shakalaka, baby!	嘣嘿哈 宝贝
[58:05]	Do you guys need a picture?	你们要不要拍一张
[58:05]	– The two of you. Do you have one yet? – No.	-就你们俩 你们有合影吗 -不
[58:07]	We have — We have a few. We have pictures.	我 我们有一些 照片
[58:09]	You don’t have them with this.	里面可没有这样的景色
[58:10]	Yeah. You don’t have that background.	没错 你们没有这样的背景
[58:11]	Give me your phones. Don’t be weird about it.	把你的手机给我 别弄得这么尴尬
[58:13]	– All right. Fine. -You go up — There.	-好 照吧 -你往上来 好的
[58:16]	Two and…	二，一
[58:19]	♪ But when I tell you how I feel ♪	♪ 只是当我向你倾诉所思所想 ♪
[58:25]	♪ Believe me when I say it’s real ♪	♪ 相信我 一切都是如此真实 ♪
[58:30]	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪	♪ 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 ♪
[58:40]	♪ It’s real ♪	♪ 如此真实 ♪
[58:47]	♪ I carved our names into a tree ♪	♪ 我将我们的名字刻在树梢 ♪
[58:52]	♪ I walked on decomposing leaves ♪	♪ 我在腐烂衰败的落叶上徜徉 ♪
[58:56]	♪ I skated on a frozen sea ♪	♪ 我在冰冻的海面滑行 ♪
[59:01]	♪ It’s real as far as I can see ♪	♪ 一切都如我所见的如此真实 ♪
[59:06]	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪	♪ 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 ♪
[59:10]	♪ It’s real ♪	♪ 如此真实 ♪
[59:16]	No, don’t you do it. Don’t you dare pee.	不可以 你不能这样 看你敢尿出来
[59:19]	– I’m doing it. – No. No. Don’t pee.	-我已经开始了 -不要 别尿
[59:21]	It’s warm.	还是热的
[59:21]	No. You can’t leave. You have to face this!	不 你不能逃跑 你必须要面对
[59:24]	No, I don’t.	我才不要
[59:24]	♪ It’s real ♪	如此真实
[59:26]	It feels so good!	真的太爽了
[59:39]	So, Lily was always the better sister.	所以说 莉莉一直都是姐妹中更好的那个
[59:41]	I mean, she did everything perfectly.	她什么事都做得很完美
[59:43]		七月13日-16日 莉莉与乔丹的婚礼
[59:44]	She got a 4.0 GPA.	平均分拿到了4.0
[59:47]	She was the captain of the soccer team.	担任过足球队的队长
[59:51]	She graduated with honors from Harvard.	并且以荣誉学位从哈佛毕业
[59:54]	And then…she decided to marry Jordan.	然后呢 她却决定嫁给了乔丹
[59:59]	Thanks, Dad.	谢了 老爸
[1:00:01]	But yeah. No.	但是 没有啦
[1:00:02]	I’m — I’m very happy that the two of them are together,	我 我非常高兴他们走到了一起
[1:00:05]	and if I can just give one word or two words of advice, to Jordan	如果让我给乔丹一两句忠告的话
[1:00:12]	it would be buckle up.	那就是 前方有猛虎 系好安全带
[1:00:15]	Yeah. And — Yeah.	是的 就这样
[1:00:17]	Thanks, guy– That’s the end of the speech.	谢了 大伙 致辞结束
[1:00:21]	Well, it’s about damn time.	终于 也是时候了
[1:00:23]	– That’s what I say. – Okay. Relax, Mom.	-我必须说出来 -好啦 老妈 放轻松
[1:00:25]	You guys have known each other what, 10 years?	你们俩认识有多久了 十年
[1:00:27]	But it’s not like we were hanging out the entire time.	但我们又不是整天都待在一起
[1:00:29]	But Lily and Jordan just met two years ago,	可是莉莉和乔丹才认识了两年
[1:00:32]	and they’re getting married tomorrow.	明天他们就要结婚了
[1:00:33]	Mom, leave me out of it.	妈 别把我扯进来
[1:00:34]	Well, come on. Ben, I get it.	当然了 本 我非常理解你
[1:00:37]	You were probably heartbroken when she was with Nate.	当她和奈特在一起的时候你估计心都碎了
[1:00:40]	Mom, God!	妈 天呐
[1:00:40]	– I bet you hated Nate. – I didn’t really know him.	-你肯定很嫉恨奈特吧 -我和他不太熟
[1:00:43]	Hey, hon, how much longer before the potatoes are ready?	亲爱的 土豆还要等多长时间
[1:00:45]	They’re done. Why?	已经好了 怎么了
[1:00:46]	I’m just trying to gauge how much longer	我只是在计算多长时间后
[1:00:48]	before I put the branzino on the grill.	开始烤地中海鲈鱼
[1:00:49]	Fifteen minutes ago!	十五分钟前
[1:00:51]	– Whoops. Sorry. I got it. – It never gets any easier.	-抱歉 我能搞定的 -从来都不省心
[1:00:54]	So what’s the problem?	所以到底是什么问题
[1:00:56]	Are you afraid of strong women?	你害怕强势的女人吗
[1:00:58]	What? No. No. N-No. I-I love strong women.	什么 不 才不是 我喜欢强势的
[1:01:01]	Okay. So what took you so long?	好啊 那你怎么等了这么久
[1:01:02]	-Well, I – You don’t have to answer that.	-我 -你不用回答
[1:01:04]	– I can answer that. – No.	-我可以回答的 -不用
[1:01:05]	You have to stop asking so many questions —	你得停止这样的审问了
[1:01:07]	Because you’re asking so many questions!	因为你问的问题太多了
[1:01:09]	– Stop! – Let him answer it!	-快停止 -让他来回答嘛
[1:01:10]	So?	所以呢
[1:01:11]	We were just friends.	我们当年只是朋友
[1:01:12]	Friends? Friends grow on trees.	朋友 朋友树上一长一大片
[1:01:14]	But let me tell you what doesn’t grow on trees. Wives.	可是什么才是最难找到的 老婆
[1:01:17]	Now, this fine piece right here —	现在 这里有块好料
[1:01:19]	Mom, don’t call me a fine piece.	妈 你别这么说我
[1:01:20]	– What? – That’s weird.	-怎么了 -听起来很诡异
[1:01:21]	You’re my daughter.	你是我女儿
[1:01:23]	It’s okay if I think you’re a fine slice.	我就觉得你是上等好货
[1:01:24]	Look. He obviously agrees.	听着 他很明显同意我说的
[1:01:26]	Or he wouldn’t be throwing it into you.	否则他也不会向你投怀送炮
[1:01:29]	– Okay! That’s enough. – Right?	-好了啊 过分了 -不是吗
[1:01:29]	Ben, go see if my dad needs help with the grill.	本 去看看我爸烤肉需不需要帮忙
[1:01:32]	– Yep. – Great.	-好嘞 -很好
[1:01:34]	It’s crazy. You two have nothing in common.	奇怪 你们母女可真是一点也不像
[1:01:36]	Fuck off.	滚
[1:01:38]	– Hey, Mr. Mori. – Hey. How’s it going?	-嘿 莫里先生 -嘿 还好吗
[1:01:40]	Doing good. You need any help?	还不错 你需要帮忙吗
[1:01:43]	No.	不用了
[1:01:47]	I didn’t know you were in band.	我都不知道你加入过乐团
[1:01:49]	Hell yeah. Clarinet.	可不 单簧管
[1:01:51]	Third chair, baby.	我可是三席呢 宝贝
[1:01:54]	Hey, this Jonathan Weiss kid had a crush on you.	这个叫乔纳森·维斯的小孩喜欢过你
[1:01:57]	How do you know that?	你是怎么知道的
[1:01:58]	‘Cause you wrote, “He has a crush on me.”	你自己写的啊 “他暗恋我”
[1:02:03]	Jesus.	老天爷
[1:02:06]	Hey. You ready for ultimate hotness?	你准备好接受终极火辣的性感了吗
[1:02:10]	What?	什么
[1:02:14]	Sexy, sexy.	超级 超级性感
[1:02:17]	Yes.	就是这种
[1:02:18]	This is the full seventh-grade Alice experience.	全方位体验初一的爱丽丝
[1:02:22]	Yes, it is, young man.	没错 小鲜肉
[1:02:23]	Oh, my God.	老天呐
[1:02:24]	I’ve never done this before.	这可是我的第一次
[1:02:31]	You got to…	你得
[1:02:32]	– What? – You got to take it out.	-什么 -你得把它拿出来
[1:02:33]	– Is it too much? – I can feel it.	-是不是太过了 -亲上去很奇怪
[1:02:36]	Hey, Nate texted you.	奈特给你发短信了
[1:02:40]	– Like, just now? – Yeah.	-就刚刚吗 -是的
[1:02:43]	Do you want to — Do you want to check it or…	你要不 你要不要看一眼
[1:02:46]	No. I’m good.	不用了
[1:02:49]	Really?	你确定
[1:02:50]	Yeah.	嗯
[1:02:51]	– Check it. – You want me to check it?	-去看看吧 -你想让我去看他的短信
[1:02:53]	No. I mean, you can. I would.	不 我是说你可以看一眼 是我就忍不住
[1:02:56]	No. I know what it says. I don’t need to check that.	不了 我都知道他会说什么 我不用去看
[1:02:58]	What does it say?	他会说什么
[1:03:00]	Probably like… “Alice.	估计就是 爱丽丝
[1:03:02]	I miss you.	我好想你
[1:03:03]	I made a mistake.”	是我错了
[1:03:07]	That doesn’t mess with you, like, at all?	他这样不会让你很心烦吗 完全不会吗
[1:03:09]	No, dude. I’m with you.	不会 老兄 我现在是和你在一起
[1:03:13]	You know. I’m with you.	你知道的 我和你
[1:03:15]	This guy.	和你这家伙
[1:03:28]	W-wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.	等 等等 等一下 停
[1:03:29]	– I think… – What?	-我觉得 -什么
[1:03:31]	Maybe we wait till we’re back home to do this.	不然我们等到回家后再继续吧
[1:03:37]	– Are you being serious? – Yeah. Yeah.	-你是认真的吗 -是的
[1:03:39]	I don’t want your mom to come in and, like, bop me on the head.	我可不想你老妈进来后 敲我的脑袋
[1:03:43]	Bop you?	敲你
[1:03:44]	Yeah. Bop me.	是啊 敲我
[1:03:47]	– Cool. Yeah. – Yeah.	-行吧 没问题 -那好
[1:03:50]	– No. It’s fine. – No, i…	-没事 我没事 -不 我
[1:03:51]	I just figured maybe the walls are kind of thin,	我就是想起来这面墙可能有些薄
[1:03:54]	maybe your parents can hear us.	你爸妈可能会听到咱们的声音
[1:03:55]	I mean, they can’t, but yeah.	我想说 完全不会 不过算了吧
[1:03:57]	It’s okay. We have to wake up early anyway.	没关系 反正我们得早起
[1:04:01]	Hey, you know what we’re gonna do when we get back home?	嘿 你知道回到家后我们要做什么吗
[1:04:04]	What?	做什么
[1:04:05]	Just sex.	就 纯做爱
[1:04:08]	Just hardcore fucking.	激烈的性爱
[1:04:10]	Okay.	没问题
[1:04:13]	Go to bed.	睡觉吧
[1:04:17]	Hey, I’m totally cool if you want to check that text.	如果你想看一眼那条短信 我完全没意见
[1:04:19]	Oh, my God. Shut up.	天呐 快闭嘴吧
[1:04:21]	Where are the caterers?!	酒席的承办人都去哪了
[1:04:23]	They were supposed to be here an hour ago!	他们一个小时前就应该到了
[1:04:26]	Dolores, please put down those flowers.	德洛丽丝 我求你把那些花放下
[1:04:29]	Mitchell, why aren’t you dressed?	米切尔 你怎么还没换好衣服
[1:04:31]	I need a little help with the collage.	我得找人给我搭把手来拼贴这些照片
[1:04:33]	– It’s taking forever. – Are you kidding?	-怎么都做不完 -你不是在逗我吧
[1:04:35]	– Oh, my God! – I can help.	-老天爷啊 -我可以帮忙
[1:04:38]	Go! Go! Go!	快 动起来 快
[1:04:40]	I hope you’re better with a glue stick	但愿你用胶枪的本事
[1:04:42]	than you are with a helium tank.	比你用氢气桶给力
[1:04:43]	Hey, Mr. Mori, How’s it going?	嘿 莫里先生 怎么样了
[1:04:45]	– What — What can I do? – We’re collaging.	-我 我能帮上什么 -我们要做拼贴
[1:04:46]	Start with that pile. Cut around heads.	从那一堆开始 沿着脑袋剪
[1:04:48]	– Okay. – Leave the ears, though.	-好的 -但是记得把耳朵留着
[1:04:50]	Yeah.	好
[1:04:53]	What am I supposed to do with this?	这个我要怎么弄
[1:04:54]	Just zhush.	就 哗地一下
[1:04:57]	What is zhushing?	哗地一下是什么
[1:04:58]	It’s, like, something.	就是 那么一下
[1:04:59]	– Like that? – Yeah.	-像这样 -没错
[1:05:00]	Okay.	好的
[1:05:03]	Are you nervous?	你紧张吗
[1:05:06]	No.	不紧张
[1:05:09]	Are you jealous?	你是不是很嫉妒
[1:05:12]	Jesus Christ.	我的老天呐
[1:05:15]	You are a monster in this dress.	这裙子让你看起来像个怪物
[1:05:18]	Hey, you’re not allowed to say mean things.	不许你说这些刻薄的话
[1:05:19]	I’m just kidding. I am. I love you.	我开玩笑的 真的 我爱你
[1:05:21]	I love you.	我爱你
[1:05:23]	I can’t believe you made me wear this stupid dress.	我还是不敢相信你让我穿这么愚蠢的裙子
[1:05:28]	You look pretty.	你看着很美
[1:05:30]	Okay.	好吧
[1:05:35]	You can put that one,	你可以把那张放在
[1:05:36]	next to the engagement picture right there.	订婚照片的旁边
[1:05:38]	No problem.	没问题
[1:05:43]	Oh, my God.	天呐
[1:05:47]	– Is this Alice? – Yeah.	-这是爱丽丝吧 -是的
[1:05:49]	Look at that hat.	看看那顶帽子
[1:05:50]	I know. Isn’t she cute?	我知道 她好可爱 是不是
[1:05:57]	Whoops. I don’t know how Nate got in there.	我不知道怎么把奈特给放进来了
[1:06:00]	Probably should have thrown that one out.	应该把这张扔掉的
[1:06:02]	I’m sorry.	抱歉了
[1:06:03]	No. Hey, it happens.	没事 难免的嘛
[1:06:04]	– Yeah. – Right?	-嗯 -是吧
[1:06:08]	I’m really glad you came along, Ben.	本 你能来我真的很高兴
[1:06:12]	Haven’t seen my daughter this happy in a long time.	我已经很久没看到我女儿这么开心了
[1:06:21]	Everybody’s moving so slowly.	大家走得真慢
[1:06:23]	Come on. Dad.	快点 爸爸
[1:06:26]	Oh. This is not good here.	这个放这儿不好
[1:06:28]	Why aren’t the flowers already here?	为什么花还没放在这儿
[1:06:30]	– For God’s sakes. – It’s okay.	-天呐 -没关系
[1:06:31]	It’s all right. It’s beautiful. You’ve done an amazing job.	没关系 很好看 你做得超棒了
[1:06:34]	– I love you. – Okay. I love you, too.	-我爱你 -好的 我也爱你
[1:06:36]	All right.	好啦
[1:06:38]	Okay. Go to work.	好了 继续干活
[1:06:40]	Hi!	嗨
[1:06:42]	Oh, my God. How are you?	我的天呐 你最近怎么样
[1:06:44]	Hi. Ben.	嗨 本
[1:06:45]	– Ben. – This is Ben. Sorry.	-本 -这是本 不好意思
[1:06:47]	I didn’t introduce you. This is Darlene.	我没有介绍你 这是达琳
[1:06:48]	– How’s it going? – Nice to meet you. Ben.	-最近好吗 -很高兴认识你 本
[1:06:50]	Look at you. Oh.	看看你
[1:06:51]	Hello.	你好
[1:06:53]	– Thanks, Uncle Peter. – Thank you, Uncle Peter.	-谢谢 彼得叔叔 -谢谢 彼得叔叔
[1:06:56]	Ben. Ben.	本 本
[1:06:58]	The assistant grill master. Come on.	助理烧烤大师 快来
[1:06:59]	No, no, no, no, no. It’s okay.	不 不 不 不 不 不用啦
[1:07:00]	It’s fine. Just come into the shot.	没事的 来一起合个影吧
[1:07:02]	– Okay, okay, okay. – Now I need to recheck the —	-好吧 好吧 -我要重新看一下
[1:07:04]	All right. All right. I need to look.	好啦 好啦 我要看一下
[1:07:06]	How tall are you? You’re too tall.	你有多高 你太高了
[1:07:08]	– Six foot. – Stand in back.	-1米83 -站在后排
[1:07:09]	– Okay. – Right here.	-好的 -就在这里
[1:07:10]	– Here? – Yes. Perfect.	-这里吗 -对 完美
[1:07:11]	Okay. Ready.	好啦 准备
[1:07:13]	So, um, to wrap it all up	所以 总结一下
[1:07:16]	uh, Jordan, don’t get drunk	乔丹 别喝醉了
[1:07:18]	because, um, you’re gonna have to perform tonight, right?	因为今晚你还得演出呢 对吗
[1:07:24]	Thanks to Kit and Kate for the wonderful flowers.	谢谢姬特和凯特准备的这么漂亮的花儿
[1:07:28]	They were amazing.	它们太棒了
[1:07:30]	And, um, a round of applause for Ben,	还有 给本一点掌声
[1:07:32]	Alice’s new boyfriend.	爱丽丝的新男友
[1:07:34]	We like him ’cause he’s cute.	我们很喜欢他 因为他很可爱
[1:07:36]	Okay. No.	好吧 不是的
[1:07:38]	– Yeah, Ben. – Thank you.	-没错本 -谢谢大家
[1:07:40]	So, uh, you know, enjoy the food.	所以 享受美食吧
[1:07:42]	Celebrate. Congratulations, Lily.	一起庆祝 恭喜你莉莉
[1:07:44]	Okay. Okay. That’s…	好了 好了 差不多了
[1:07:46]	Yeah, Mom, yeah. Whoo!	好耶 妈妈 太棒了
[1:07:51]	– She — She’s on fire tonight. – She is freaking…	-她 她今晚状态真不错 -她真的
[1:07:53]	– She’s killing it. – …a bullet.	-她说得太好了 -太棒了
[1:07:55]	Um, are you doing okay?	你还好吗
[1:07:57]	Yeah. Yeah. No, I’m good.	好 好 我很好
[1:07:58]	Okay.	好的
[1:08:00]	It’s more than you could have possibly imagined, right?	来的人比你想象的多多了 对吗
[1:08:03]	No, no, no. No, no. It’s great.	没有 没有 这很棒呀
[1:08:05]	– Alice. – All right.	-爱丽丝 -好吧
[1:08:06]	– Get over here. – Okay.	-来这里 -好的
[1:08:08]	– Say hi to your cousins. – Okay!	-和你亲戚打个招呼 -好啦
[1:08:10]	You’re doing great. Oh.	你今晚很棒
[1:08:12]	Hurry.	快点
[1:08:14]	I’m coming.	我来啦
[1:08:22]	As Nick’s best man	作为尼克的伴郎
[1:08:24]	I could tell you all the stories	我可以告诉你们
[1:08:26]	about his past boyfriends.	他前男友们的所有故事
[1:08:27]		8月17-19日 布雷特与尼克的婚礼
[1:08:28]	And as Brett’s best man,	作为布雷特的伴郎
[1:08:29]	I could tell you	我也可以告诉你们
[1:08:30]	all the stories about his ex-girlfriends.	他前女友的所有故事
[1:08:32]	But we’re not gonna do that.	但我们不会这么做
[1:08:34]	No, we are not.	不 我们不会
[1:08:34]	Because we love each other.	因为我们彼此相爱
[1:08:36]	Yes. And because my ex is here.	没错 也因为我的前女友在这里
[1:08:39]	– Hi, Chloe. – Hi, Brett.	-嗨 克洛伊 -嗨 布雷特
[1:08:40]	Oh, don’t you talk to him, bitch!	不许和他讲话 小婊砸
[1:08:50]	Ben, let’s go.	本我们走吧
[1:08:51]	What are you doing?	你在干嘛呢
[1:08:53]	Writing a card for Brett and Nick.	在给布雷特和尼克写贺卡
[1:08:55]	Okay.	好吧
[1:09:00]	Oh, God, what are these pillows?	天呐 这些枕头是哪儿来的
[1:09:03]	I think it was a gift.	我觉得是别人送的
[1:09:04]	Okay, I’m gonna buy you new ones.	好 我要给你买几个新的
[1:09:06]	– You don’t have to do that. – Yes, I do.	-你不用这么做的 -我要换
[1:09:08]	– They’re burning my eyes. – Well, I like them.	-它们有点辣眼睛 -我挺喜欢它们的
[1:09:10]	How much longer?	你还要多久
[1:09:12]	Love, Alice and Ben. There we go.	爱你们的 爱丽丝和本 写完了
[1:09:16]	All right.	好啦
[1:09:17]	Okay. You ready?	好的 你准备好了吗
[1:09:18]	Yeah. Been ready.	早就准备好了
[1:09:20]	Do you have the gift in your car?	礼物在你车里吗
[1:09:27]	Alice.	爱丽丝
[1:09:28]	– I’m so sorry. – Seriously?	-真抱歉 -不是吧
[1:09:29]	I left it at my house.	我把它落在我家了
[1:09:31]	We can swing by and pick it up.	我们可以路过一下再去买点礼物
[1:09:32]	No, no. We don’t have time for that.	不 不 我们时间不够了
[1:09:35]	Fuck. Okay. Come on. We — All right, let’s go.	该死 好吧 走吧 我们走吧
[1:09:37]	Okay.	好啦
[1:09:41]	Oh, I hate this.	我不喜欢这样
[1:09:43]	I hate showing up empty-handed.	我不喜欢空着手来
[1:09:44]	It’s fine. I promise you they don’t give a shit.	没关系的 我保证他们肯定不会在乎
[1:09:47]	I give a shit.	我在乎
[1:09:49]	Hand-delivering a gift. It’s a — It’s a classic move.	亲手送上礼物 这是个传统
[1:09:51]	Okay, well, I never give a gift.	好吧 我从来不送礼物
[1:09:53]	You never give a gift? What does that mean?	你从来不送礼物 什么意思
[1:09:55]	No. They should give me a gift for coming to this shit.	不 我来这破地方他们应该送我礼物
[1:09:58]	– Do you hear yourself right now? – Yeah.	-你听听你自己说的话 -怎么了
[1:10:00]	That’s the most selfish thing I’ve ever heard	我这辈子都没听过
[1:10:01]	in my entire life — my entire life.	这么自私的事 整一辈子
[1:10:04]	Shouldn’t it be refrigerated?	这不应该放冰箱里吗
[1:10:05]	No, we’re already going to the roof.	不 我们马上就要上屋顶了
[1:10:06]	Oh. Are you friends of Brett and Nick?	你们是布雷特和尼克的朋友吗
[1:10:08]	Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.	是的 是的
[1:10:10]	Uh, I’m Ben. This is Alice.	我是本 她是爱丽丝
[1:10:11]	I can introduce myself.	我自己能介绍我自己
[1:10:13]	I’m Alice. This is Ben.	我叫爱丽丝 他是本
[1:10:14]	Oh. Pleased to meet you guys. I’m Jackie.	很高兴见到你们 我是杰姬
[1:10:16]	– Greg. – We’re the downstairs neighbors.	-我是格雷格 -我们是楼下邻居
[1:10:18]	You guys know if there’s gonna be food at this thing?	你们知道一会儿会有吃的吗
[1:10:20]	I already told you that there isn’t food.	我告诉过你了 不会有吃的
[1:10:21]	I don’t know. Never been wrong.	我不知道 你从来没有错过
[1:10:23]	Never, ever been wrong in your life?	这辈子从来都没有犯过错吗
[1:10:24]	See? They have a gift.	你看 他们带了礼物
[1:10:26]	Okay. You know what?	好吧 你知道吗
[1:10:28]	Can you just — Can you let it go?	你就不能 不能随他去了吗
[1:10:29]	I really don’t want to go through the whole party in a fight.	我真的不想整个派对都和你吵架
[1:10:31]	I’m not doing anything.	我没想和你吵架
[1:10:33]	You’re being a little shitty.	你这样很讨厌
[1:10:35]	Don’t do that.	别这样
[1:10:36]	-Do what? -Don’t do that.	-别怎样 -别这样
[1:10:38]	Don’t make me feel crazy because you messed up.	别用你的错把我逼疯
[1:10:39]	I’m not. I literally left a present at home.	我没有 我只是把礼物落在家了
[1:10:42]	It should not be this big of a deal.	这不应该是个大问题
[1:10:44]	Are you kidding me? It’s a big deal.	你在开玩笑吗 这是个大问题
[1:10:46]	I asked you to pick it up like, what, three times?	我提醒了你好几次要拿礼物了 三次
[1:10:48]	Who cares that you’re literally the only person	谁管你是唯一一个
[1:10:51]	who doesn’t use gift registration.	不用礼物登记的人
[1:10:53]	Yeah, that’s what’s special	是啊 这就是为什么
[1:10:55]	about actually hand-delivering a gift.	亲手送礼物很特别
[1:10:56]	You get to see their reaction.	你能看到他们的反应
[1:10:58]	You get to see the joy. It’s amazing.	你能看到他们很开心 这很棒
[1:10:59]	Well, we got them a Keurig.	我们送了他们一台咖啡机
[1:11:00]	I don’t think the two of them	我不觉得他们俩
[1:11:01]	will exactly come with enthusiasm.	会兴高采烈地来
[1:11:03]	Well, we’re never gonna know now, are we?	我们现在也不得而知了 不是吗
[1:11:04]	– Okay. Hey! – Hi.	-好吧 嘿 -嗨
[1:11:07]	Oh, my God. Hi, buddy.	天呐 你好老兄
[1:11:10]	Hey, congratulations, dude.	祝贺你 老兄
[1:11:13]	You guys, I am so sorry we don’t come bearing gifts.	我很抱歉 我们没带礼物来
[1:11:15]	Bozo here left it at home.	这个傻瓜把礼物落在家里了
[1:11:16]	– Seriously? – I’m joking.	-搞什么 -我开玩笑的
[1:11:18]	I’m joking! It was me.	开玩笑的 是我
[1:11:20]	I’m the monster who left your Keurig at home.	我就是把你们的咖啡机落在家里的恶人
[1:11:22]	I’m sorry. A Keurig?	什么 一个咖啡机
[1:11:23]	It’s a little coffee thing with the pods.	就是一个胶囊咖啡机
[1:11:25]	Oh! Nice!	噢 真不错
[1:11:26]	It’s nice. Thank you so much.	这很棒 谢谢你们
[1:11:28]	Yeah. See, you get to see the excitement.	你看 你还是能看到他们的兴奋
[1:11:29]	Yeah, yeah. Well, you blew the surprise.	好吧 好吧 你打破了惊喜
[1:11:31]	Okay? She blew the surprise. I’m sorry.	好吧 我很抱歉她把惊喜都打破了
[1:11:34]	Well, for the record, I don’t give a shit	不过说真的 我不在乎
[1:11:35]	that you left it at home.	你把它落家里了
[1:11:36]	Okay, well, forget it.	好吧 算了
[1:11:38]	Congratulations, you guys.	恭喜你们
[1:11:39]	Oh. I’m so happy to see you.	见到你们我真是太开心了
[1:11:42]	– Let’s get shitfaced. Yeah? – Please, yes.	-我们开始吧 好吗 -太好了
[1:11:43]	Please, please, please.	请开始吧
[1:11:56]	Okay. So they ran out of beer,	好吧 他们啤酒喝光了
[1:11:58]	so I had to settle for whatever was in the plastic jug.	塑料桶里还剩什么我就喝什么吧
[1:12:05]	Ugh. That’s awful.	这太难喝了
[1:12:06]	– Will you hold this? – Yeah.	-能帮我拿一下吗 -好
[1:12:10]	Hey, for Jacob and Anna’s wedding,	嘿 在雅各布和安娜的婚礼上
[1:12:11]	I was thinking that we just do the same thing	我在想我们可以像上次
[1:12:13]	that we did at the beach	在沙滩边那次一样
[1:12:14]	and stick around a couple extra days.	在那里再待几天
[1:12:16]	Um, yeah. I — I don’t know.	好呀 我也不知道
[1:12:19]	I-I don’t know if I can make it to that one.	我不知道我能不能去参加他们的婚礼
[1:12:20]	What? Why?	什么 为什么
[1:12:22]	I just — I have a thing.	我就 我有点事
[1:12:24]	– A thing? – Yeah. It’s a work thing.	-有点事 -是的 工作上的事
[1:12:26]	– I can’t move it. No. – You’re not making me go	-我没法重新安排 -你不能让我
[1:12:28]	to Jacob Cartelli’s wedding by myself.	一个人去雅各布·卡尔泰利的婚礼
[1:12:31]	I’m…	我
[1:12:32]	pretty sure you can handle it.	我相信你一定能处理好的
[1:12:34]	Ben, you’re coming to the wedding.	本 你一定要来参加婚礼
[1:12:36]	You don’t get to just bail ’cause you’re in a mood.	你不能因为你心情不好就不去
[1:12:38]	-I’m not in a mood. -Yes, you are.	-我没有心情不好 -你就是
[1:12:41]	You’re in a little bitch mood ’cause of the coffeemaker.	你因为咖啡机的事心情不好
[1:12:42]	It’s not the coffeemaker!	不是因为咖啡机
[1:12:50]	Sorry. I just — I-I need a second.	对不起 我需要静一静
[1:13:03]	There you are.	你在这里
[1:13:06]	Jesus.	天啊
[1:13:07]	Hey.	嘿
[1:13:09]	Are you smoking?	你在抽烟吗
[1:13:11]	Yeah. Bummed it off of somebody.	对 因为某人不太开心
[1:13:14]	You look like a fucking idiot smoking that thing.	你抽这东西看起来就像个傻屌
[1:13:16]	Yeah.	是啊
[1:13:20]	What’s going on with you?	你到底怎么了
[1:13:22]	Nothing. I’m just thinking.	没什么 我就在想
[1:13:25]	About?	想什么
[1:13:27]	I don’t know. Stuff.	我也不知道 想事情
[1:13:28]	Oh. Stuff. Okay.	事情 好吧
[1:13:29]	In that case, I’ll leave you be.	这样的话 我就不打扰你了
[1:13:30]	Hey. Stop. Talk to me.	等等 告诉我
[1:13:34]	I just — I don’t —	我就是 我不
[1:13:35]	I’ve been thinking about us, you know?	我在想我们俩之间的事 你知道吗
[1:13:38]	About what this is.	我在想我们俩之间怎么回事
[1:13:39]	We were dating.	我们在约会
[1:13:41]	It’s not a huge fucking mystery.	这不是个很他妈难懂的事
[1:13:42]	It’s not weird to you,	你不觉得奇怪吗
[1:13:45]	you know, that we’re all of a sudden, like, this couple?	就是突然之间我们成了情侣
[1:13:47]	No.	不
[1:13:48]	Ben, this isn’t sudden.	本 这一点都不突然
[1:13:50]	We’ve been doing this for a while.	我们已经在一起一段时间了
[1:13:52]	I mean, Jesus	我的意思是 天呐
[1:13:53]	you came to my sister’s wedding with me.	你和我一起参加我妹妹的婚礼
[1:13:54]	Yeah. Yeah. Because that’s — that was the deal.	对 对 因为 我们约好了
[1:13:57]	That’s what we do.	那就是我们要做的事
[1:14:00]	Are you fucking serious right now?	你现在他妈是认真的吗
[1:14:02]	I just — I-I never —	我就是 我从来没有
[1:14:04]	I never saw us as — as a thing.	从来没觉得我们俩会在一起
[1:14:05]	So? Neither did I.	所以呢 我也没觉得
[1:14:07]	Quite frankly, I was repulsed by the idea of you.	说实话 我本来一想起你就反感
[1:14:09]	-Thanks. -But it changed,	-谢谢你告诉我 -但后来变了
[1:14:11]	and it just — it happened.	然后 感觉就来了
[1:14:15]	I can just — I can feel you settling in.	我能感觉到 感觉你安顿下来了
[1:14:19]	-And I’m having doubts. -Okay.	-但是我还有疑虑 -好吧
[1:14:23]	That’s okay.	那没有关系
[1:14:24]	I-I mean, you’re allowed to have doubts.	我的意思是 你当然可以有疑虑
[1:14:26]	It’s just I don’t think we have…	只是我认为我们还没有
[1:14:29]	…you know, what, like, Brett and Nick have.	像布雷特和尼克之间拥有的那种
[1:14:32]	– What, two dicks? – No. Just…	-有什么 两个丁丁吗 -不 只是
[1:14:35]	Alice, I look at some of these couples,	爱丽丝 我见过一些情侣
[1:14:37]	and they’re not like us.	他们不像我们这样
[1:14:39]	They just — They — They have this… this…	他们之间有那种 有那种 那种
[1:14:44]	Love?	爱吗
[1:14:44]	Yeah.	是这样
[1:14:45]	Yeah, well, I love you, dumbass.	可是我爱你啊 笨蛋
[1:14:55]	Do you love me?	你爱我吗
[1:14:59]	I don’t know.	我不知道
[1:15:06]	– So that’s a no. – It’s an I don’t know.	-那就是不爱了 -我只是说我不知道
[1:15:08]	-Okay. – Alice, I just need to be…	-好吧 -爱丽丝 我只是需要
[1:15:09]	-That’s fucking great.	-可真是太他妈棒了
[1:15:10]	– …100% certain with you.	-我需要百分之百确定我爱的人是你
[1:15:11]	And I’m not. I’m not right now.	但我现在还不确定
[1:15:12]	Oh, my God.	我的天呐
[1:15:13]	I-I’m sorry. I’m sorry.	抱歉 真的很抱歉
[1:15:15]	I-I-I should have stopped this a long time ago.	我应该早些就结束我们的关系的
[1:15:17]	Ben, don’t do this. Stop, stop doing this.	本 不要这样做 别这样做
[1:15:19]	I’m serious. We have a good thing, okay?	我是认真的 我们在一起明明很好 好吗
[1:15:22]	I-I’m not — I’m not asking you to marry me.	我没有 我没有让你娶我
[1:15:24]	I’m not asking you to move in.	我不是要你和我住在一起
[1:15:26]	I mean, what? What do you need? What —	我的意思是 你究竟需要什么
[1:15:29]	This is good. You just have to give it a chance.	我们在一起很好 你应该给我们一个机会
[1:15:31]	-Just — Just try it for me. – I can’t. I can’t.	-为了我试一试吧 -我不能 我不能
[1:15:33]	Why can’t —	为什么不能
[1:15:34]	I can’t just say “Fuck it”	我不能直接说”去你的吧”
[1:15:36]	and then hurt you the way that Nate did.	然后像奈特那样伤害你
[1:15:37]	I’m sorry, but that would kill me if I did that to you.	抱歉 但如果我这样对你 就是在要我命
[1:15:40]	Don’t say that to me.	别对我说这些
[1:15:42]	You are hurting me way more than Nate ever hurt me.	你比奈特伤我伤得还要深
[1:15:47]	God, Ben, you talk about how you want love.	天呐 本 是你在说你多么想要一份爱情
[1:15:50]	You’re always looking for love, and I’m here.	你一直在寻找爱情 而我就在这里
[1:15:53]	It’s standing right in front of you, and you can’t —	爱就站在你面前 你不能
[1:16:00]	Alice, I’m so sorry.	爱丽丝 我真的很抱歉
[1:16:01]	Don’t — Don’t fucking say you’re sorry.	不要 你他妈别老把抱歉挂在嘴上
[1:16:05]	You are not sorry, Ben.	你不必抱歉 本
[1:16:07]	You think you’re this good guy, and you’re not.	你认为你是个好人 可你并不是
[1:16:11]	You are not.	你不是
[1:16:14]	– You’re a fucking asshole. – Alice.	-你他妈真是个混蛋 -爱丽丝
[1:16:16]	I don’t fucking give a shit. Honestly.	说实话 我他妈才不在乎你呢
[1:16:19]	I’m cool.	我很好
[1:16:34]	Before the wedding,I sat down with Josh and Allison	在婚礼开始之前
[1:16:38]	and had them each tell me what they thought about one another,	我让他们分别告诉我 他们对彼此的看法
[1:16:41]	what makes up their love,	是什么让他们相爱
[1:16:43]	what makes them soul mates and there for one another.	是什么让他们成为灵魂伴侣 彼此依靠
[1:16:47]	I am always very impressed with your love.	我为你们的爱情感动不已
[1:16:50]	You may now kiss the bride.	现在你可以亲吻新娘了
[1:16:53]	Mazel tov! Mazel tov!	恭喜 恭喜
[1:17:03]	The first time that Allison met Josh,	艾莉森第一次遇到乔希时
[1:17:06]	she just straight-up farted.	她放了个屁
[1:17:08]	And then she blamed me for it.	事后她竟为此事责备我
[1:17:12]	Didn’t you, Allison?	是不是 艾莉森
[1:17:21]	Yeah, I’m — I’m a VP at a start-up.	是的 我是一家新成立的公司的副总裁
[1:17:25]	That doesn’t sound very interesting.	听起来不是很有趣
[1:17:26]	It’s not. It’s not. That’s the thing.	不是的 可事情就是这样
[1:17:28]	– Excuse me. – My God. Hi.	-打扰一下 -天呐 嗨
[1:17:30]	Oh, my God. So good to see you.	我的天呐 见到你真的是太好了
[1:17:32]	Somebody call about their dirty pool?	有人告诉你他们的泳池很脏吗
[1:17:34]	My pool is so wet.	我的”泳池”很湿
[1:17:36]	Those tits look delicious.	你的乳头看起来很美味
[1:17:38]	Okay.	好吧
[1:17:39]	Oh, yeah. That’s where I like it.	是的 这是我喜欢的地方
[1:17:42]	♪ …to see the day ♪	♪ 看到这一天 ♪
[1:17:45]	Michael, Kara, I have one last thing to say to you both.	迈克尔 卡拉 我还有最后一件事要对你们说
[1:17:51]	Flash mob!	快闪族
[1:17:57]	♪ How might I live to see the day? ♪	♪ 我如何看到这一天 ♪
[1:18:01]	How many keys you want?	你想要几把钥匙
[1:18:02]	Just one.	一把就行
[1:18:07]	– There you go. – Thank you.	-给你 -谢谢
[1:18:15]	You here alone?	你一个人在这吗
[1:18:16]	Sort of. I’m Michael’s cousin.	是啊 我是迈克尔的表妹
[1:18:18]	No, uh — No boyfriend?	没有男朋友吗
[1:18:21]	♪ But I can’t ♪	♪ 但我不能 ♪
[1:18:24]	♪ So I’m rolling on ♪	♪ 所以我在期待着 ♪
[1:18:30]	Uh, Ben.	本
[1:18:32]	Yikes.	天呐
[1:18:33]	Hey. Hey, Ben.	嗨 嗨 本
[1:18:35]	Ben, let’s get you some water, bud.	本 我们去给你拿点儿水 老兄
[1:18:37]	What? Come on. I’m just dancing.	什么 拜托 我在跳舞呢
[1:18:39]	No, you’re being that idiot at the wedding.	不 你在婚礼上像一个白痴
[1:18:41]	– What? – Being that guy.	-什么 -就像那种家伙
[1:18:43]	– That guy? – Yeah.	-那样的家伙 -是啊
[1:18:45]	It’s not great.	这样不好
[1:18:46]	Come on. Take a seat.	来吧 坐吧
[1:18:50]	What are you doing?	你在干嘛呢
[1:18:51]	What? I’m having a good time.	什么 我玩得很开心
[1:18:52]	No, you aren’t. That’s not fun.	你没有 那不叫开心
[1:18:54]	That did not look like you’re having fun.	看起来你并不开心
[1:18:56]	I’m having — I’m having a ball.	我玩得高兴着呢
[1:18:57]	I’m having a regular old ball of a time.	我就跟平时一样开心
[1:18:59]	I’m flying solo, buddy.	我独来独往 老兄
[1:19:00]	Uh, sure.	当然了
[1:19:02]	– It’s great. – Where’s Alice?	-这很棒 -爱丽丝在哪
[1:19:03]	I mean, I thought you guys	我的意思是 我以为你们
[1:19:05]	were doing all these weddings together.	会一起参加这些婚礼
[1:19:06]	We sort of, um…	我们有点
[1:19:08]	W-We sort of imploded.	我们有点冲突
[1:19:13]	I imploded it.	是我的错
[1:19:14]	Mm-hmm. Why?	为什么
[1:19:16]	‘Cause, man, I don’t know.	因为 老兄 我也不知道
[1:19:17]	I don’t know if I can be with her, you know, forever.	我不知道我会不会和她永远在一起
[1:19:21]	What?	什么
[1:19:24]	– You know how you’re a dumb guy? – Yeah.	-你知道你是个笨蛋吗 -知道
[1:19:26]	I think these weddings are making you dumber.	我觉得这些婚礼让你变得更傻了
[1:19:30]	Yeah. Maybe. No more weddings.	是啊 或许吧 我不会再参加婚礼了
[1:19:32]	They’re bad for me.	它们对我没什么好处
[1:19:34]	If I get invited to another one,	如果我再被邀请去参加婚礼
[1:19:36]	I’m gonna be like, “Hey, no, thank you,” okay?	我会说”嘿 不了 谢谢你” 好吧
[1:19:37]	I can’t go. I can’t do it.	我不能去 我做不到去参加婚礼
[1:19:40]	It’s just like, why is everybody so in love	这就好像 为什么每个人都如此相爱
[1:19:42]	and just so — just sure?	而且非常确定他们相爱
[1:19:46]	Dude, they’re not.	老兄 他们并不
[1:19:47]	What are you talk– What are you talking about?	开什么玩笑 你在说什么呢
[1:19:49]	You have never had doubts about Amanda.	你从来没有对和阿曼达在一起有疑虑吧
[1:19:51]	Why would you say that?	你为什么这样说
[1:19:52]	How do you know?	你怎么知道的
[1:19:54]	Do you, like, watch us, like, all the time?	你有在监视我们吗
[1:19:55]	Do you have a camera set up in our house?	你在我们家安装了监控吗
[1:19:57]	Jesus.	天呐
[1:19:58]	I have doubts about Amanda all the time.	我一直对和阿曼达在一起有疑虑
[1:20:00]	We’re not perfect.	我们并不完美
[1:20:02]	Me and Amanda getting married, we’re just going for it.	我和阿曼达结婚了 我们只是放手一搏
[1:20:05]	We don’t know.	我们也不确定
[1:20:08]	So what’s the point?	那这有什么意义呢
[1:20:10]	Because it’s fun.	因为这很有趣
[1:20:11]	You know? It is. It’s a really fun party.	你知道吗 这是一个非常有趣的派对
[1:20:14]	And it’s nice to tell someone that you’re in	告诉某人你愿意和她在一起
[1:20:19]	and to say it to their face	并当着满屋子的人的面告诉她
[1:20:21]	in front of this room full of people.	是件很美好的事
[1:20:24]	And it’s nice to hear it back.	听到对方的回应 你也会觉得很美好
[1:20:28]	Look, man, I love you.	听着 伙计 我喜欢你
[1:20:31]	You’re the best.	你很优秀
[1:20:32]	But you’re not that great.	但你没有那么出色
[1:20:35]	Right now you’re kind of like that guy	现在的你有点像一个
[1:20:37]	in an ice cream store who, like, samples every single flavor	要先在冰淇淋店尝遍每一种口味
[1:20:40]	before he picks one.	才肯挑出来一个的那种人
[1:20:41]	That guy sucks.	那样的人很不好
[1:20:42]	But how can I know what’s best, though?	但我怎么知道哪一个是最好的呢
[1:20:45]	You won’t.	你永远也不会知道的
[1:20:52]	Shit.	可恶
[1:20:53]	I fucked up.	我搞砸了
[1:20:57]	Yes, you did.	是的 你搞砸了
[1:21:02]	And it’s — it’s not —	这 这并不
[1:21:04]		九月7日-9日 雅各布与安娜的婚礼
[1:21:04]	it’s not easy, you know, because…	这并不容易 因为
[1:21:06]	– Louder! – …I’m the older brother	-大点声 -我是个哥哥
[1:21:08]	and I don’t even have a girlfriend.	而我甚至没有女朋友
[1:21:10]	Louder!	大点声
[1:21:33]	Ben. How are you?	本 你好吗
[1:21:36]	Hey, Mr. Ricciardi, how are you?	嘿 里恰尔迪先生 你好吗
[1:21:37]	I saw your dad yesterday.	我昨天看见你父亲了
[1:21:39]	He said you might be looking for a new line of work.	他说你可能在找新工作
[1:21:42]	Is that true?	这是真的吗
[1:21:43]	Yeah, yeah. I don’t really know.	是啊 事实上我也不确定
[1:21:45]	I really think you should consider the flavor business.	我真的认为你可以考虑调料生意
[1:21:48]	We could use smart people like yourself.	我们需要像你这样的聪明人
[1:21:49]	Yeah.	好的
[1:21:51]	Just yesterday,	就在昨天
[1:21:52]	my associate perfected a new jalapeño pomegranate flavor.	我的同事做出了一款胡椒石榴调料
[1:21:56]	Have you ever heard of such a thing?	你有听过吗
[1:21:58]	No, no, no. I haven’t.	不 没听过
[1:21:59]	Hey, Mr. Ricciardi,	嘿 里恰尔迪先生
[1:22:00]	have you seen Alice Mori today?	您今天有见到爱丽丝·莫里吗
[1:22:01]	No. We also found a way to make barbecue sprinkles.	没 我们还找到了制作烤肉调料的方法
[1:22:06]	Not very good.	现在做的还不太好
[1:22:07]	– Ben? – Alice.	-是本吗 -爱丽丝
[1:22:10]	– Nate. – Ben.	-奈特 -本
[1:22:12]	How you doing, dude?	老兄 最近怎么样
[1:22:19]	I’m good. Yeah.	我很好
[1:22:20]	– Harry Ricciardi. – Nate Lam.	-我是哈里·里恰尔迪 -奈特·拉姆
[1:22:23]	I thought you couldn’t come to this one.	我以为你不会来呢
[1:22:26]	Yeah. I, uh, moved my thing.	是啊 我把手边的事情推开了
[1:22:30]	Well, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go find the missus.	失陪 我要去找我的妻子了
[1:22:37]	So those flowers for me, big guy?	所以那些花是给我的吗 兄弟
[1:22:39]	Oh. Uh, no. No.	不 不是的
[1:22:41]	Th-They’re — They’re for, um…	花是 花是给
[1:22:44]	uh, they’re — they’re for her.	花是给她的
[1:22:48]	Cartelli’s stepmom?	卡尔泰利的继母吗
[1:22:49]	Yeah, she — she loves flowers.	是的 她 她喜欢花
[1:22:50]	Here you go.	给您
[1:22:52]	All right.	好了
[1:22:54]	What — What’s this?	这是怎么回事
[1:23:13]	Oh, take care. Come here, come here.	噢 小心 过来 来这里
[1:23:18]	Oh! Yes. This guy. King Ben.	是你 伙计 金·本
[1:23:22]	The B-Zone!	本的地盘
[1:23:24]	Mm! Bensanity.	本疯狂
[1:23:26]	Hey, Cartelli, how are you?	嘿 卡尔泰利 你好吗
[1:23:27]	I’m great, man. This is…	我很好 伙计 这
[1:23:33]	Man, my little brother just got married.	小伙 我的弟弟结婚了
[1:23:36]	I mean, it is — Faah! It’s the best.	我的意思是 这太棒了
[1:23:45]	Do you think it’ll ever happen for us?	你觉得这会发生在我们身上吗
[1:23:50]	This?	这样的事
[1:23:54]	– I don’t know. – I don’t know, either.	-我不知道 -我也不知道
[1:24:00]	Is this crazy? You and me should go out	这很疯狂吗 我们应该出去玩
[1:24:02]	one of these nights, you know?	在哪天的晚上出去 你懂吗
[1:24:03]	Because I need a wingman, you know?	因为我需要一个僚机
[1:24:05]	‘Cause I haven’t had sex in, like, six y– six years.	因为我已经六年没有体验过性爱了
[1:24:13]	Hi.	嗨
[1:24:16]	Hey, Cartelli, I’ll be right back.	嘿 卡尔泰利 我马上回来
[1:24:18]	Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah.	好的 哥们
[1:24:20]	Hey, I’m here for you whenever, so just hit me up.	好 我会一直等你 随时和我联络
[1:24:22]	Throw up the Bat Signal!	给我打电话哦
[1:24:30]	Let’s go fucking party.	我还是去享受派对吧
[1:24:40]	– Hey. – Hi.	-嘿 -嗨
[1:24:45]	Do you need to use the girls’ room?	你需要用女洗手间吗
[1:24:49]	No.	不用
[1:24:52]	Those flowers were for you, by the way.	那些花是给你的
[1:24:54]	Yeah. I know. Yeah.	是啊 我知道
[1:24:57]	I was surprised.	我很惊讶
[1:24:58]	I thought you didn’t like the concept of flowers.	我以为你不会喜欢花
[1:25:01]	Yeah, but I know you do.	是啊 但我知道你喜欢
[1:25:04]	Uh, does he — does he know about me?	他 他知道有关我的事吗
[1:25:07]	Yeah. Huh.	是啊
[1:25:08]	Mm. He doesn’t love it.	他不喜欢
[1:25:11]	But, you know, the whole Shaina from accounting thing kind of cancels out.	之前赛娜会计的那一套没什么用了
[1:25:14]	Right. Yeah.	是的 没错
[1:25:17]	Um, hey, can I — can I say something?	我能 我能跟你说个事吗
[1:25:21]	Uh, no.	不能
[1:25:22]	Just — I just need to say one thing,	就 就一件事
[1:25:24]	and I’ll — I’ll leave you alone, I swear.	然后我就再也不说了 我发誓
[1:25:26]	I really can’t handle a big speech right now, Ben.	我现在没办法听长篇大论 本
[1:25:27]	It’s not a big speech.	不是什么长篇大论
[1:25:30]	It’s a medium — medium speech.	是一个中篇 中论
[1:25:34]	Alice, you were right.	爱丽丝 你是对的
[1:25:36]	You were right about me.	你对我的那些看法是对的
[1:25:39]	I’m an asshole.	我是个混蛋
[1:25:42]	And you were right about these weddings.	你对这些婚礼的看法也是对的
[1:25:44]	I-I can’t do them on my own. It’s impossible.	我没办法自己完成 那是不可能的
[1:25:47]	It’s ’cause you’re lonely.	因为你寂寞
[1:25:48]	No. It’s because you’re not there.	不是 是因为你不在那里
[1:25:51]	You’re not there to — to insult everything that I do.	你不在那里 唠叨我做事
[1:25:55]	You’re not there to make fun of groomsmen photos	你不在那里 取笑伴郎的照片
[1:25:57]	and — and — and vows and all the other bullshit.	誓言以及其他那些乱七八糟的东西
[1:26:02]	You’re not there to order fish at a fucking diner.	你不在那里的晚餐点鱼
[1:26:06]	And the worst part about all this is that	而这一切里最糟糕的是
[1:26:09]	you’re not there because I hurt you.	你不在那里 是因为我伤害了你
[1:26:13]	I hurt the one person that never deserved it.	我伤害了一个不该被伤害的人
[1:26:16]	And I pushed you away	我推开了你
[1:26:18]	because I’m dumb and I’m selfish,	因为我是个笨蛋还很自私
[1:26:21]	and fuck me for being too late, but I love you, Alice.	我知道有点迟 但是我爱你 爱丽丝
[1:26:27]	You love me?	你爱我
[1:26:29]	Of course.	当然
[1:26:33]	Ben, I really…	本 我
[1:26:35]	Everything okay over here?	这里一切还好吗
[1:26:37]	Uh, yeah.	还好
[1:26:39]	Sorry. Nate, can we just get five minutes?	抱歉 奈特 能给我们五分钟时间吗
[1:26:42]	Um, I should really go back inside.	我要回去了
[1:26:46]	Bye, Ben.	再见 本
[1:27:04]	Alice?	爱丽丝
[1:27:05]	Ben! Help!	本 帮个忙
[1:27:07]	Dad? What’s wrong?	爸爸 怎么了
[1:27:08]	I’m fucking high.	我喝高了
[1:27:10]	Jesus. Where are you, Dad?	天 你在哪里 爸爸
[1:27:12]	Golf course!	高尔夫课
[1:27:13]	What? Golf course?	什么高尔夫课
[1:27:15]	It’s so goddamn wet over here.	这里也太他妈的湿了
[1:27:17]	I love you, Chuck.	我爱你 查克
[1:27:18]	What are you doing at a golf course at 1:00 in the morning?	你凌晨一点在高尔夫课干嘛
[1:27:20]	Help me, Ben.	帮帮我 本
[1:27:21]	Okay, okay. I’m coming.	好好好 这就来
[1:27:23]	What the fuck?	什么鬼
[1:27:32]	Ah! Ben. Thank God you’re here.	本 感谢上帝你来了
[1:27:35]	Dad, what the hell happened?	爸爸 这是怎么回事
[1:27:36]	It’s a whole big thing, Ben.	发生了一件大事 本
[1:27:38]	We ate all this acid, and we went nuts.	我们吃了所有的迷幻药 然后就疯了
[1:27:40]	Why? Why’d you do any of that?	为什么 为什么你们要这么做
[1:27:41]	It’s my bachelor party, Ben.	这是我的单身派对 本
[1:27:43]	It’s his bachelor party, Ben.	是他的单身派对 本
[1:27:47]	Can I interest you gentlemen in a quick trip to the diner?	先生们有兴趣去吃个晚餐吗
[1:27:50]	– Yeah. – No, no.	-有 -不 不
[1:27:52]	I’m dropping everyone off at home.	我要把你们都送回家
[1:27:54]	Aw. Aw, Benjamin bummer.	本杰·泼冷水·明
[1:27:56]	Bummer.	泼冷水
[1:27:59]	Guys, where am I going?	先生们 往哪里走
[1:28:00]	Drop them at Hanon’s.	把他们放到哈农那儿
[1:28:02]	You got it, man. You know where to go.	你可以的 你知道要去哪
[1:28:04]	– I I don’t know where to go. – Follow your heart.	-我不知道 -遵从内心的选择
[1:28:06]	– I don’t know where to go. – Just trust for one second.	-我不知道去哪 -就这一次相信内心
[1:28:08]	– Hanon. – Don’t get into maps.	-哈农 -别跟地图
[1:28:11]	And I need to hear from some expert…	我想想听听专家的
[1:28:13]	– Dad. – Just do it yourself.	-爸 -自己搞定
[1:28:14]	Yes. Do it yourself, Ben.	没错 自己搞定 本
[1:28:16]	– Do it yourself. – I’m doing this by myself.	-自己搞定 -我在自己搞定
[1:28:19]	– Do it yourself. – Dad, what is Hanon’s address?	-自己搞定 -爸 哈农的地址在哪
[1:28:22]	Thanks, Ben. You’re the best.	谢谢你 本 你最好了
[1:28:25]	Thank you. Whoo!	谢谢
[1:28:27]	No, this way. Hey. Hey. Hey.	不 这边
[1:28:28]	Follow the light. -Just —	跟着灯走
[1:28:29]	Uh, here. Come on, guys.	这边 伙计们
[1:28:31]	Get in the house. Get in the house.	进去吧 快进房子
[1:28:34]	Time to lie down.	是时候躺下了
[1:28:36]	Dad, I’m — Dad, I’m driving.	爸 我在 爸 我在开车
[1:28:38]	– Bad energy from the seat. – Okay, just — just —	-座椅上有负能量 -好吧 那
[1:28:40]	– I got to get back here. – Can you tuck —	-我要到后面去 -你能挤
[1:28:42]	tuck back there?	挤到后面吗
[1:28:45]	Ben, I’m so glad you’re my best man.	本 你能做我的伴郎我很高兴
[1:28:49]	I’m not your best man, Dad.	我不是你的伴郎 爸爸
[1:28:51]	You’re so cool.	你太好了
[1:28:53]	You are the best, man.	你是最棒的
[1:28:58]	Best man.	最棒的人[伴郎]
[1:29:00]	Now I get why it’s called that.	现在我知道为什么那么叫伴郎了
[1:29:05]	I can’t wait for your wife.	我等不及看你妻子是谁了
[1:29:07]	Yeah, here we go.	又来
[1:29:09]	You think it’s gonna be Alice?	你觉得会是爱丽丝吗
[1:29:12]	– No, Dad. – Why?	-不会 爸 -为啥
[1:29:14]	She’s so wacky.	她够奇怪了
[1:29:16]	We broke up.	我们分手了
[1:29:17]	Oh, no. That’s too bad.	不 太糟了
[1:29:21]	– Hey. Hey, Ben. – Yeah.	-嘿 本 -咋
[1:29:24]	– Ben. – Yeah, Dad.	-本 -咋了 爸
[1:29:28]	Do you hate Gina?	你恨吉娜吗
[1:29:30]	– No. No, Dad. – Tell me the fucking truth.	-不 爸爸 -说实话
[1:29:32]	– Do you hate Gina? – I don’t hate Gina.	-你恨吉娜吗 -我不恨吉娜
[1:29:34]	Then why are you so mad about us?	那你为什么对我们那么生气
[1:29:37]	I’m not mad, Dad. I just —	我不生气 爸爸 我只是
[1:29:40]	Dad, you’re a little bit hard to root for sometimes.	爸 你有时候有点太浪子了
[1:29:46]	When you and Mom split, it really messed me up.	你和妈妈的分开 真的让我很难过
[1:29:50]	And I just decided I didn’t want to be like you guys.	那时我就决定了 我不要活成你们那样
[1:29:52]	I just wanted to find the one	我要找一个人
[1:29:53]	and — and hang on to her forever.	伴她一生
[1:29:58]	And now I’m completely alone.	而现在我却完全是一个人了
[1:30:00]	So…	所以
[1:30:02]	And you’re just moving on to your next family.	而你就要有下一个家庭了
[1:30:05]	Ben.	本
[1:30:06]	I’m sorry that your mother and I splitting up	很抱歉我和你妈妈分开的这件事
[1:30:09]	hurt you so much.	让你这么受伤
[1:30:12]	What she and I had was great.	我和她所拥有的曾经非常美好
[1:30:15]	I’d be nothing if I hadn’t met her,	倘若没有遇到过她 我会一无是处
[1:30:17]	and I wouldn’t have you.	我也不会有了你
[1:30:20]	And, buddy…	而且 孩子
[1:30:23]	…as long as I’m alive, you will never be alone.	只要我还活着 你永远不会独行
[1:30:34]	Hey, Ben?	嘿 本
[1:30:35]	Yeah, Dad.	怎么了 爸爸
[1:30:37]	Can we do drive-through?	我们能去穿梭餐厅吗
[1:30:39]	Sure. Is there somewhere you want to go?	当然 你有哪家想去的吗
[1:30:42]	Zapburger.	炸浦汉堡
[1:30:44]	Where is — What — What is Zapburger?	炸浦汉堡在哪 是什么
[1:30:47]	They get a patty made with organic soy meat,	他们有种肉饼 是用有机大豆和肉做的
[1:30:52]	and they cook it with lasers.	然后用激光烤熟
[1:30:56]	It’s a perfect burger.	非常好吃的汉堡
[1:30:59]	Okay, Dad.	好的 爸爸
[1:31:03]	Don’t take the freeway. Take surface streets.	别走高速公路 走地面街道
[1:31:09]	Holy shit.	操
[1:31:14]	Hey, everyone.	大家好
[1:31:15]	Thanks for coming.	感谢光临
[1:31:17]		十月 21日 查克与吉娜的婚礼
[1:31:17]	I’m Ben,	我是本
[1:31:19]	and most of you here probably know me as Chuck’s son.	你们大多数人可能都知道我是查克的儿子
[1:31:22]	And if you’re wondering why I’m up here	如果你好奇为什么是我在这里
[1:31:24]	giving his best man speech, so am I.	进行伴郎演讲 我也一样好奇
[1:31:30]	Truth is, I put up a pretty big stink about all this.	实际上 我对这一切都很反感
[1:31:36]	I-I just didn’t want to do it.	我压根不想做这件事
[1:31:40]	To me, a third marriage was ill-advised.	对我来说 第三次婚姻不怎么明智
[1:31:44]	I mean, hell, even a second one was hard to swallow.	其实 即使是第二次婚姻也很难忍受
[1:31:49]	But also, I just didn’t get it.	但这 也只是我自己不理解
[1:31:53]	Ah. Thank you.	谢谢
[1:31:54]	I believed in things like fate and love at first sight,	我原本相信当你找到另一半时
[1:31:58]	that once you found the one…	一定是命中注定 一见钟情
[1:32:00]	Yay.	茄子
[1:32:01]	…that was the ballgame.	就大局已定了
[1:32:03]	Chuck.	查克
[1:32:05]	But the truth is,	但事实上
[1:32:07]	if you spend your whole life looking for perfect…	如果你穷尽一生 去寻找完美的另一半
[1:32:15]	…you wind up with nothing.	你就会什么也得不到
[1:32:25]	See, there are many innings to this ballgame.	人生如棋 棋有很多局 人生亦如此
[1:32:29]	And I don’t think love is about chance run-ins or cute accidents.	我认为爱无关偶然的遭遇亦或美丽的意外
[1:32:34]	It’s simpler than that.	爱比那些简单
[1:32:36]	It’s about finding someone you want to hang out with	爱是找一个你想要相处的人
[1:32:40]	as long as humanly possible and just…	相处得愈久愈好
[1:32:46]	…just trying not to screw it up.	尽力不去搞砸它
[1:32:52]	Keep going.	继续
[1:32:55]	But you will mess up.	但你一定会搞砸的
[1:32:59]	No matter how hard you try, you’ll get in your own way.	无论你多么努力 你都会搞砸的
[1:33:07]	But if you can learn from your mistakes…	但如果你能从错误中学习
[1:33:12]	You know you don’t deserve a second chance, right?	你知道你不配得到第二次机会吧
[1:33:15]	Oh, yeah.	是的
[1:33:19]	…you might just build something…	你可能会收获
[1:33:23]	…even better.	更多
[1:33:26]	So I’d like to raise a glass.	所以 我提议大家举杯
[1:33:30]	Gina, Dad, congratulations.	吉娜 爸爸 恭喜你们
[1:33:44]	You, get in here. Yeah.	你 快进来
[1:33:46]	Come on, come on, come on.	快来
[1:33:47]	Hoo. All right. I’m in. I’m in.	好吧 我来 我来
[1:33:54]	Oh, my God. I have heard so much about you.	我听过很多关于你的事
[1:34:09]	That’s it?	就这样吗
[1:34:10]	What do you — What do you mean, that’s it?	你什么意思 什么叫就这样吗
[1:34:13]	You cannot shout out your dad’s divorces.	你不应该到处嚷嚷你爸离过婚
[1:34:15]	That’s insane. Gina’s gonna kill you.	那简直有病 吉娜会弄死你的
[1:34:17]	I’m just trying to be honest.	我只是想真诚一点
[1:34:18]	Then be honest.	那就真实诚恳一点
[1:34:19]	Say, “I learned about love	说 “我在伤害了爱丽丝”
[1:34:22]	after I hurt Alice and then came crawling back.”	“再爬回来找她之后 学会了爱”
[1:34:25]	I did not come crawling back to you.	我没爬回来求你
[1:34:27]	Oh, you fucking crawled. You crawled, Benjamin.	你怎么没爬 你爬了 本杰明
[1:34:31]	If anything, you crawled back.	如果真有谁爬了 一定是你
[1:34:33]	Don’t you fucking dare.	你他妈的再说一句
[1:34:35]	You did. You literally waited for me to come home,	你爬了 你还跑到家门口等我
[1:34:37]	and then you kissed me real good.	然后吻得我昏天黑地
[1:34:38]	That’s not how I remember it.	我记不起来了
[1:34:40]	Alice, are you actually gonna help me with this speech?	爱丽丝 你要帮我做演讲吗
[1:34:42]	Yes. Okay, Ben. Why don’t you end it with “boom-shakalaka”?	好啊 本 你不如以”嘣嘿哈”结尾
[1:34:45]	Hell, yes.	好啊
[1:34:47]	I didn’t expect that!	这我还真没想到