英文名称：Monster House
年代：2006
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [02:04] | Hello, fence. | 你好，篱笆 |
| [02:16] | Hello, leaves. | 你好，树叶 |
| [02:22] | Hello, sky. | 你好，天空 |
| [03:28] | Get off my lawn! | 给我滚出去 |
| [03:32] | Trespasser. | 闯入者 |
| [03:34] | Do you want to be eaten alive? | 要我活活把你打死吗? |
| [03:37] | No. Then get out of here! | 不要 那就给我滚啊 |
| [03:44] | My trike. | 我的车 |
| [03:51] | Stay away from my house! | 离我家远一点 |
| [04:17] | DJ! We’re gonna be late. | DJ! 要迟到了 |
| [04:19] | Yeah, Mom, I’m coming. I’m coming. | 好，妈我来了 |
| [04:22] | October 30th: Another tricycle. | 又有一辆三轮车 |
| [04:25] | I’m coming. | 我来了 |
| [04:31] | Mom. | 妈 |
| [04:33] | Mom, he did it again. He took another tricycle. | 妈，他又抓狂了 他又拆了一辆三轮车 |
| [04:36] | Okay, honey, we’ve talked about this. | 好了，儿子 你不要多管闲事 |
| [04:39] | You cannot stay up in your room all day… | 你不可以整天都待在你的房间里头 |
| [04:42] | …staring at an old man through a telescope. | 用望远镜盯着那个老头子看 |
| [04:44] | But, Mom, there’s something wrong with that house. | 可是那栋房子真的很诡异 |
| [04:46] | I’m serious. | 是真的 |
| [04:48] | What was that? | 你是怎么回事? |
| [04:52] | I’m serious. | 是真的 |
| [04:54] | His voice sounds funny. | 你儿子声音怪怪的 |
| [04:56] | Someone is hitting puberty. | 有人要进入青春期了 |
| [04:58] | “What’s happening to my body?” Right, buddy? | “我的身体是怎么了?” 对不对啊? |
| [05:02] | Maybe you should come with us. | 我看啊，你还是跟我们去好了 |
| [05:03] | Oh, the boy’s too busy. He’s got his spying to do. | 这小子太忙了 他要进行监视任务 |
| [05:07] | I’m not spying. | 我才没有 |
| [05:09] | Well… | 我… |
| [05:11] | “Well…” That’s okay, buddy. | “我…” 没关系，儿子 |
| [05:14] | When I was your age, I did exactly the same thing. | 我在你这个年纪也做过同样的事 |
| [05:16] | Of course, it was with binoculars and involved the lovely Jensen twins. | 我用的是双眼望远镜 看的是可爱的双胞胎姐妹 |
| [05:20] | Neither of which was as lovely as your beautiful mother. | 不过她们都比不上你那美丽的妈咪 |
| [05:23] | Will you be an angel and help me bring out the incisor? | 请你做个好人 帮我把假门牙拿出来 |
| [05:26] | The incisor. Hold this. | 帮我拿一下，儿子 假门牙 |
| [05:27] | Yeah, you don’t wanna forget that. | 你就不能忘了那个 |
| [05:37] | Elizabeth will be here in a few hours. | 杨莉花姐姐等一下就会过来了 |
| [05:40] | If anything happens, call the police and hide. | 要是有什么事 打电话报警，躲进衣柜里 |
| [05:42] | He knows that. | 他知道啦 |
| [05:44] | See you tomorrow night. | 明天晚上见了 |
| [05:46] | What have you done? Just let me drive this thing, will you? | 你搞什么? 我没事 |
| [05:49] | Where is DJ? Where’s DJ? I’m fine. | DJ呢…? 我没事… |
| [05:51] | You would be so happy if he was under the car, wouldn’t you? | 你是不是希望 儿子就躺在车子底下? |
| [05:55] | Sorry. It’s hard to see with the mask on. | 抱歉，戴上面具视线不太好 |
| [06:00] | Then why don’t you keep it off, Chowder? | 那就把面具拿下来，巧达 |
| [06:02] | Why did you put up your window? | 你为什么关上车窗? |
| [06:04] | Chowder. It’s aerodynamic. | 巧达 我关上车窗，冷气才会冷 |
| [06:06] | Hi, DJ. We’ve got to make time. | 嗨，DJ 我们要赶时间 |
| [06:08] | The children. The children. | 孩子 |
| [06:10] | What children? Bye-bye, baby. | 什么孩子? 拜拜，宝贝 |
| [06:12] | Tell him you love him, dear. He knows that. | 快跟他说你爱他，拜托 他知道啦 |
| [06:14] | Tell your son you love him. I don’t wanna tell him. | 快跟儿子说你爱他 我不想跟他说我爱他 |
| [06:17] | He knows I love him. He’s your son. | 他知道我爱他 他是你儿子 |
| [06:19] | You have to say it. Roll it down. We’re gonna be late. | 你不说他不会知道的，把车窗摇下来 我们要迟到了 |
| [06:23] | We both love you. | 我们都爱你 |
| [06:24] | That includes your dad. That’s right. | 你爸也爱你哦 没错 |
| [06:29] | He’s had enough kisses. Blow him a kiss. | 你吻他吻够了 给他一个飞吻 |
| [06:31] | Blow him a kiss. Goodbye. | 给他一个飞吻嘛 再见，孩子 |
| [06:37] | Cheer up. It’s almost Halloween. | 开心点，万圣节快到了 |
| [06:40] | In one day and three hours, it’s candy time. | 一天又3小时后 就有糖吃啰 |
| [06:44] | Okay? | 好吗? |
| [06:47] | Check it out, I got a new ball. Cool. | 你看，我有个新篮球 酷… |
| [06:52] | Oh, speaking of which, have you decided? | 提到万圣节 你决定没有? |
| [06:54] | Skullzor or Crypt Keeper? | 恶灵战警… 还是地狱怪客? |
| [06:59] | Chowder. | 巧达 |
| [07:02] | I don’t think I’m going trick-or-treating this year. | 我今年不想一家一家要糖果了 |
| [07:05] | What? | 什么? |
| [07:06] | Come on, you’re gonna break a six-year streak. | 拜托，这样会中断六年来的传统 |
| [07:09] | Yeah, six years of being jumped and egged. | 超幼稚又无聊的六年传统 |
| [07:12] | Maybe I’m getting too grown-up. | 也许我只是长大了吧 |
| [07:24] | Three seconds on the clock. | 终场前的三秒钟 |
| [07:26] | I’m playing basketball. | 我在打篮球 |
| [07:32] | It’s time for an in-your-face disgrace. | 今年你一定会输得很难看 |
| [07:39] | Are you okay? My nose is in my brains. | 你没事吧? 我的鼻子凹进脑袋里了 |
| [07:42] | Let me see. Oh, my God. | 我看看 天哪 |
| [07:44] | What? You’re a dork. | 怎么样? 你是驴蛋 |
| [07:47] | Where’s my ball? | 我的球呢? |
| [07:54] | Oh, no. | 惨了 |
| [08:12] | Sorry, man. Wait, wait. DJ. | 不要难过 等等…DJ |
| [08:16] | You’re a grownup now, you go get it. | 你长大了，你去帮我捡 |
| [08:18] | Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker’s lawn. | 巧达 你的球滚进了史老猴家的草坪 |
| [08:22] | It doesn’t exist anymore. | 那就等于永远消失了 |
| [08:29] | I paid $28 for that ball. | 那颗球花了我一千块钱耶 |
| [08:32] | I raked 10 yards and asked my mom for a dollar 26 times. | 我除了10次草 跟我妈要了20次50块 |
| [08:37] | I never worked that hard in my life… | 我这辈子没那么努力过… |
| [08:41] | Nebbercracker hasn’t come out yet. | 史老猴还没出来发飙 |
| [08:43] | So? So maybe he’s sleeping. | 所以? 也许他在睡觉 |
| [08:49] | All right, I’ll do it. | 好吧，我去捡 |
| [08:51] | I’ll never forget this. Hurry, though. | 你真是够朋友，快去快回 |
| [08:59] | Go. | 走 |
| [09:10] | You. | 你… |
| [09:11] | No. DJ, run! | 不要… DJ，快跑 |
| [09:16] | Get the ball and run! | 快去捡球 |
| [09:20] | You’re so close. | 就差那么一点点了 |
| [09:22] | What have you done? | 你做了什么? |
| [09:24] | Just nudge it over here. I’m so sorry. | 快把球抱过来 真是抱歉 |
| [09:26] | Oh, I’m so, so, so sorry. I didn’t mean… | 我真的很抱歉 我不是故意的，我… |
| [09:29] | You are dead. | 你死定了 |
| [09:30] | DJ, come on, come on! | DJ，快跑 快跑… |
| [09:34] | Chowder. Come on, DJ. | 巧达 DJ，快跑 |
| [09:36] | Help. Chowder. | 巧达，救命… |
| [09:37] | Help. Help. | 救命啊，救命 |
| [09:40] | You think you can terrorize my lawn? No, I’m sorry. | 你以为你可以破坏我的草坪? 不，对不起 |
| [09:44] | You wanna be a dead person? No. I love life. | 你活得不耐烦了 不，我想活命 |
| [09:47] | This place is not a playground for children. | 这里不是你们这些臭小鬼的游乐场 |
| [09:50] | Got it from now on. This is my house! | 我现在知道了 这里是我的家 |
| [09:53] | Why can’t you respect that? | 为什么不尊重我? |
| [09:55] | Why can’t you just stay away from…? | 你为什么要跑来这里搞破…? |
| [11:20] | Push. | 推啊 |
| [11:49] | No siren. Never a good sign. | 警鸣没响不是好现象 |
| [12:03] | I’m a murderer. | 我是个凶手 |
| [12:04] | No, you’re not. I’m not? | 你不是啦 真的? |
| [12:07] | When it’s an accident, they call it manslaughter. | 那是个意外 叫过失杀人 |
| [12:11] | I think I’m gonna throw up. | 我好像快吐了 |
| [12:16] | Great. Babysitter’s here. | 烦耶，保母来了 |
| [12:18] | See you, DJ. | 拜了，DJ |
| [12:21] | Perfect. | 完美 |
| [12:25] | Stop. | 停 |
| [12:26] | DJ DJ. | |
| [12:28] | Hey, DJ, I just saw an ambulance. Did I miss anything interesting? | DJ，我刚看到救护车 我是不是错过什么精彩好戏了? |
| [12:35] | DJ Hello? | |
| [12:38] | Elizabeth… | 杨莉花 |
| [12:40] | …can I talk to you about something? | 我可以跟你讲一件事情吗? |
| [12:42] | Oh, yeah, of course you can, cantaloupe. | 可以，当然可以了 小甜心 |
| [12:45] | We are gonna have the bestest time. | 我们今天要共度美好的时光 |
| [12:48] | Got tons of neat activities planned. They already left. | 我安排了好多好酷的活动哦 他们出门了 |
| [12:51] | They did? They’re gone? Yes, and I need to talk to you. | 真的?走人了? 对，所以我有话想跟你说 |
| [12:54] | So the usual deal: Indoors by 9, in your room by 11. | 好，那就老规矩 9点前回家，11点进房间 |
| [12:57] | Lights out, your call. Elizabeth. | 关灯、睡大觉 杨莉花，等等 |
| [12:59] | And it’s Zee. “Zee”? | 叫我莉莉 “莉莉”? |
| [13:02] | Now, listen up. I control the TV, the stereo and the phone. | 给我听好，小甜心 我要掌控电视、音响还有电话 |
| [13:05] | I don’t do board games, Shrinky Dinks or tuck-ins. | 我不玩什么游戏 也不说床边故事 |
| [13:09] | I’m not your mother. I’m not your friend. | 我不是你妈也不是你的朋友 |
| [13:11] | Don’t talk to me like I’m a baby, okay? I am practically a grownup. | 不要把我当三岁小孩，好不好? 我现在已经长大成人了耶 |
| [13:16] | I don’t even need you here, Elizabeth. | 我根本不需要保母 杨莉花 |
| [13:27] | Gosh, DJ, why’d you break that? But I didn’t. | 天啊，DJ，你怎么这样呢? 不是我丢的 |
| [13:31] | Yeah, let me ask you something. Who are they gonna believe? | 对，不过请问你 他们会相信谁呢? |
| [13:34] | Go to your room. Fine. | 进房去吧 好啦 |
| [15:26] | Hello? | 喂… |
| [15:30] | Hello? | 喂… |
| [15:35] | Hello? | 喂… |
| [15:37] | Yeah, very funny. See how you like it. | 好，很好笑 看我怎么整你 |
| [16:17] | Happy Halloween, doofus. | 万圣节快乐，智障儿 |
| [16:21] | Nice one, Bones. | 不错哦，骨头 |
| [16:23] | Look at his face. That’s funny. | 看他的表情，超好笑 |
| [16:26] | You’re not supposed to have friends over. Who’s this? | 你不可以找朋友来我家的 他是谁? |
| [16:29] | This is Bones. What’s up? | 他叫骨头 怎么样? |
| [16:31] | He’s in a band. That’s right. | 他是玩Band的(搞乐团的) 没错 |
| [16:33] | And, anyway, cantaloupe, let’s not open up the rulebook, okay? | 你给我听好，小甜心 我们打开天窗说亮话 |
| [16:37] | Since you’re up way past your bedtime. | 你上床的时间早就已经超过了 |
| [16:40] | No, no, no, this is different. Listen. | 不…有特殊状况，你听 |
| [16:51] | You called the neighbors. Good for you. | 打电话给邻居，你还真棒 |
| [16:54] | I used star-69. He called me. | 这是自动回拨的 他先打来的 |
| [16:56] | Who called you? Nebbercracker. | 谁先打来? 史老猴 |
| [16:58] | P.S., he died today. | 而且，他今天挂了 |
| [17:01] | You lie. Do not. | 骗人 没有 |
| [17:02] | He died, and now I’m getting phone calls from his house. | 他死了我却接到他家打来的电话 |
| [17:06] | A phone call from beyond the grave. | 来自地狱，死人打来的电话 |
| [17:14] | Guys, come on. I’m serious. | 不要这样，是真的 |
| [17:18] | Oh, he’s serious. Did you know he was serious? | 是真的耶 知道他说的是真的吗? |
| [17:20] | Come on, man, give her back. Oh, “her”? You mind? | 把它还我 是喔?你介意吗? |
| [17:24] | Oh, come on. Gross. | 拜托，超恶心的 |
| [17:26] | Come on, Bones. Wait, hold on, dude. I th… | 好了啦，骨头 等等，老弟 |
| [17:29] | She’s having trouble breathing. Might have something in her throat. | 她好像喘不过气来 有东西卡住她喉咙耶 |
| [17:32] | All right, I’ll look into it. | 放心，我会救她 |
| [17:34] | No. Elizabeth. No. Okay, Bones, knock it off. | 不，杨莉花 好了，骨头，别闹了 |
| [17:36] | Downstairs, now. | 你现在快点给我下楼去 |
| [17:40] | Sorry, kid, can’t play anymore. | 抱歉，小子 我不能陪你玩了 |
| [17:45] | You are so funny. | 你好爆笑哦 |
| [17:47] | I know. It’s like I don’t even try and it just happens. | 对啊，我天生就是这么爆笑 没办法 |
| [18:14] | God, stop doing this. | 不要吓自己了 |
| [18:19] | Oh, yeah? What you gonna do? | 来啊，你想怎么样? |
| [18:23] | Homicide. Chowder, where are your parents? | 命案组 巧达，你爸妈在哪? |
| [18:26] | My dad’s at the pharmacy… | 我爸爸在药房里 |
| [18:28] | …and my mom’s at the movies with her personal trainer. | 我妈和她的健身教练去看电视了 |
| [18:31] | Meet me at the Danger Zone now. Fine. | 好，去危险特区找我 好 |
| [18:35] | Bones, I said, knock it off. Come on, man. | 骨头，我跟你说不要再闹了 |
| [18:40] | No, I’m creeped out. | 不，我吓坏了 |
| [18:44] | You know, I saw an ambulance here today. | 我今天看到救护车来过 |
| [18:47] | So? | 所以呢? |
| [18:48] | So maybe Nebbercracker really did die. | 所以… 也许史老猴真的挂掉了 |
| [18:52] | We should be so lucky. The guy is evil. | 那算我们命大 那个家伙超邪恶的 |
| [18:55] | No, he’s just a crotchety old dude. | 不，他只是个怪老头而已 |
| [18:58] | Oh, really, Zee? | 是吗，莉莉? |
| [19:01] | When I was 10 years old, I had a kite. Awesome kite. | 我十岁那一年 我有个风筝，超酷的 |
| [19:07] | I could fly it so high you couldn’t see it. | 它可以飞得好高，看都看不到耶 |
| [19:11] | One day, it crashed down. | 有一天它掉下来了 |
| [19:14] | I followed the string and it ended right over there… | 我跟着线找 发现它… |
| [19:20] | …across the street, right at the edge of his lawn. | 就掉在那里 掉在对街他家的草坪上面 |
| [19:29] | Did he take your kite? | 他没收风筝了? |
| [19:31] | Yeah, he takes whatever lands on his lawn. | 对啊，什么掉在那里 他通通没收 |
| [19:35] | But that’s not the point. | 那不是重点 |
| [19:37] | The point is, is that I saw him talking to his house… | 重点在于… 我看到他跟房子说话 |
| [19:42] | …and kissing it. | 还亲了它 |
| [19:46] | Besides… | 还有… |
| [19:48] | …everybody knows what he did to his wife. | 大家都知道他老婆死得很惨 |
| [19:50] | Why? What…? What did he do to her? | 什么?他对他老婆做了什么? |
| [19:53] | He ate her. Bones. Get off. Stop it! | 吃掉她 骨头，走开啦，住手 |
| [19:59] | Bones, enough. Come on, Zee. | 骨头，够了 过来啦，莉莉 |
| [20:01] | Bones, I’m so sick of you. | 骨头，我受不了你了啦 |
| [20:03] | I was just… You have no respect for women. | 我只是… 你不懂得尊重女生 |
| [20:06] | What? What does that mean? | 什么?什么意思? |
| [20:08] | Get out. | 出去 |
| [20:10] | Fine. | 好 |
| [20:16] | Prude. | 假正经 |
| [20:25] | What are you looking at? | 你看什么看啊? |
| [20:29] | Nebbercracker. | 死老头子 |
| [20:51] | You really are dead, aren’t you? | 你真的挂掉了吗? |
| [20:59] | I’m on your lawn, Nebbercracker. | 我在踩你的草坪，史老猴 |
| [21:03] | What are you gonna do about it, Nebbercracker? | 你能拿我怎么样啊，史老猴? |
| [21:07] | Nebber-snapper-flipper-dipper… | 装神弄鬼的臭老头子 |
| [21:23] | My awesome kite. | 我的酷风筝 |
| [22:27] | Chowder. | 巧达… |
| [22:30] | Chowder. | 巧达 |
| [22:37] | Chowder? | 巧达? |
| [22:40] | Chowder. | 巧达 |
| [22:53] | Heat seeker. | 热导弹 |
| [22:54] | Chowder, what are you doing? | 巧达，你干嘛啦? |
| [22:57] | Shut up. | 闭嘴啦 |
| [22:59] | What? | 干嘛? |
| [23:00] | Nebbercracker’s back from the dead. | 史老猴死而复活了 |
| [23:03] | No way. Yeah. | 你骗人 真的 |
| [23:06] | They leave the keys in here. You dare me? | 他们没带走钥匙 敢不敢玩? |
| [23:09] | Chowder, you’re not listening to me. | 巧达，你没有在听我说话 |
| [23:12] | Nebbercracker’s haunting me, all right? His blood is on my hands. | 史老猴回来找我 害死他的人是我 |
| [23:16] | And now he’s coming back for revenge. | 他回来找我报仇了 |
| [23:18] | You’re really crazy right now. Have you noticed that? | 你真的头壳坏了，你知不知道? |
| [23:22] | I think you’re just freaking out because you killed a guy today. | 你会有点抓狂 是因为你今天杀了一个人 |
| [23:25] | Life goes on. | 没什么啦 |
| [23:28] | For you. | 你无所谓啦 |
| [23:30] | Try and relax. Be cool, like me. | 兄弟，放松一点 跟着我装酷 |
| [23:35] | Chowder, what are you doing? | 巧达，你搞什么鬼? |
| [23:37] | Make it stop. | 快停下来 |
| [23:39] | Quit screwing around. | 别耍白痴了啦 |
| [23:42] | I need your help. | 你要帮我 |
| [23:44] | Fine. | 好 |
| [23:46] | You want my help? | 要我帮你? |
| [23:47] | Yeah. I got three words for you: | 对 让我送你三个字 |
| [23:50] | “Trick or treat.” | “要糖吃” |
| [23:56] | Okay. Whatever. Let’s go. | 好啦，随便啦 我们走 |
| [24:03] | Hold on. | 等等 |
| [24:09] | Chowder, come on. | 巧达，快点 |
| [24:18] | The haunting is subtle… | 闹鬼超无聊 |
| [24:21] | …yet really, really boring. | 真的无聊到爆 |
| [24:22] | Can I go home now? Chowder, he’ll hear you. | 我可以回家没…? 巧达，他会听见的 |
| [24:24] | DJ DJ… | |
| [24:27] | …this is why nobody will sit next to us at lunch. | 这就是没有人要跟我们做朋友的原因 |
| [24:31] | I’ll go Ding Dong Ditch the house and you’ll see. No ghost. | 我要去按他家的电铃了，等着瞧 没有鬼 |
| [24:35] | Chowder, stop, please. | 巧达，不要闹了啦 |
| [24:37] | Chowder, I’m serious. | 巧达，我说的是真的 |
| [24:38] | Chowder, come back. Come back here, please, Chowder. | 巧达，回来 拜托快回来，巧达 |
| [24:41] | Come on. | 回来 |
| [24:50] | Chowder. Come back. | 巧达 快回来 |
| [24:57] | Oh, no. A bottle. Chowder, put that down. | 你看，酒瓶 巧达，放回去 |
| [25:01] | Come back, please. Bottle. | 求你快回来 酒瓶 |
| [25:23] | Hey, DJ, who am I? | 嘿，DJ，我是谁? |
| [25:25] | Get off my lawn. | 给我滚出去 |
| [25:28] | Don’t. Come on. | 不要闹了 |
| [26:05] | Run. Chowder, get out of there. | 巧达，快点 快回来，快跑 |
| [26:08] | Chowder, come here. Mommy. | 快跑，逃命啊 妈啊 |
| [26:10] | This way. This way. | 快跑，快跑到我这边来 |
| [26:11] | Help. | 救命啊 |
| [26:12] | Come on, Chowder! Chowder, this way! | 巧达，快点 这边 |
| [26:23] | Don’t look back. | 不要回头 |
| [26:27] | I looked back. | 我回头了 |
| [26:44] | Bones? | 骨头? |
| [26:46] | Coming. | 来了 |
| [26:48] | Don’t even think about crawling back here… | 你别想求我让你回来 |
| [26:54] | Trick or treat. | 不给糖就捣蛋 |
| [27:03] | What? | 干什么? |
| [27:06] | Good morning, ma’am. | 早安，小姐 |
| [27:07] | You witnessed a simulation of what you’ll face this evening. | 这就是你今天晚上会遇见的出糗状况 |
| [27:10] | Studies show that households that run out of candy… | 研究显示在万圣节当天的晚上 |
| [27:13] | …are 55 percent more likely to be TP’d. | 有五成的家庭都没有事先准备糖果 |
| [27:16] | To help avert this tragedy… | 为了帮你挽救悲剧 |
| [27:18] | …I’m here selling Halloween candy for my school, Westbrook Prep. | 我要为学校义卖万圣节糖果 威斯布学院 |
| [27:21] | Good school. I got kicked out of there. | 好学校，他们开除了我 |
| [27:25] | Now, what do you want? | 现在你想要怎么样? |
| [27:27] | Just trying to get a head start on life and secure a successful future. | 我只是想早点做好准备 趁早创造成功的未来 |
| [27:31] | You want a successful future? | 你想要成功的未来 |
| [27:34] | When a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive-through… | 当满身刺青的男人来跟你买汉堡的时候 |
| [27:37] | …give him his burger, not your phone number. | 卖汉堡给他，千万别给他电话 |
| [27:41] | Thank you for the advice. I’ll be sure to make a note of it. | 感谢你的忠告 我一定会铭记在心的 |
| [27:44] | But back to business. Eggs, shaving cream, toilet paper. | 我们来谈生意 奶油、臭鸡蛋、卫生纸 |
| [27:49] | Without candy, I’m afraid your house is a bull’s-eye with shingles. | 没有糖果，你家就会受到… 臭小鬼的大破坏 |
| [27:53] | Nice try. It’s not my house. | 很可惜，这不是我家 |
| [27:57] | Babysitter? | 保母啊? |
| [27:59] | Okay, let’s cut the crap. | 好吧，废话少说 |
| [28:01] | Maybe the parents you work for left you $40 in emergency money. | 家长应该有留下几千块钱 当做紧急状况救命钱吧? |
| [28:06] | Maybe they left me 30. | 他们只留下了一千块 |
| [28:08] | Maybe you give me 20, I write a receipt for 30 and you pocket 10. | 那你就给我五百 我开一千块收据给你让你A五百 |
| [28:13] | Maybe. | 好啊 |
| [28:14] | And I want two extra bags of peanut clusters. | 不过你要送我两大袋的花生奶油糖 |
| [28:18] | One bag and I’ll toss in a licorice whip. | 一袋 我可以再送你一袋棒棒糖 |
| [28:23] | You’re good. | 了不起 |
| [28:36] | Eight a.m. No detectable movement. | 八点钟 没有任何风吹草动 |
| [28:39] | No detectable movement. | 没有风吹草动 |
| [28:41] | Hey, DJ, I brought you some chocolate. | 嗨，DJ 我拿巧克力来给你 |
| [28:47] | Cover blown? | 有动静吗? |
| [28:57] | No detectable movement. | 没有风吹草动 |
| [28:58] | What are you two weirdoes up to? | 你们两个怪胎到底在干什么? |
| [29:01] | Oh, nothing. | 没有啊 |
| [29:02] | Just something in the house across the street just tried to eat us. | 只是在监视刚才差点 吃掉我们的那栋怪怪屋 |
| [29:05] | Yeah. We’ve been watching all night. We haven’t even left this room once. | 对啊，我们两个熬夜监视它 一整晚都没有离开房间 |
| [29:09] | Not even to go to the bathroom. Don’t drink that. | 连厕所都没去上过 不要喝它 |
| [29:12] | Oh, gross. | 好恶哦 |
| [29:15] | Whatever disease you guys have… | 不管你们两个怪胎到底有什么毛病 |
| [29:17] | …I’m sure it’s got letters and that they make pills for it. | 我会去找医生帮你们两个拿药的 |
| [29:20] | Zee, it’s true. There’s something evil going on across the street. | 莉莉，是真的 对面那个房子真的有问题 |
| [29:24] | That’s excellent. I’m really happy for you. | 你好棒哦，我真为你高兴 |
| [29:26] | Anyway, have you two astronomers seen Bones? | 对了 你们两个有没有看到骨头? |
| [29:32] | He left last night unexpectedly… | 他昨天晚上说走就走 |
| [29:36] | …and he never came back. | 然后…就没再回来过 |
| [29:38] | Never came back? | 没再回来过? |
| [29:42] | Bottle. Of course. | 酒瓶 说的对 |
| [29:44] | Oh, okay, you know what? I don’t have time for this. | 这样子好了 我没时间陪你们玩 |
| [29:48] | Listen, Zee, I don’t know how to tell you this… | 听着，莉莉 我不知道该怎么说… |
| [29:51] | Your boyfriend has most likely been eaten alive. | 你男朋友可能被怪怪屋吃掉了 |
| [29:55] | Sherry Klausen. | 莎莉小浪女 |
| [29:57] | I gotta go. | 我要走了 |
| [29:59] | Breakfast. | 吃早餐去 |
| [30:00] | Happy Halloween, losers. | 万圣节快乐，败类 |
| [30:26] | Hello. | 哇塞 |
| [30:28] | What? | 什么? |
| [30:29] | What is it? | 怎么了? |
| [30:30] | Oh, nothing. | 没事 |
| [30:32] | Let me see. | 让我看看 |
| [30:53] | Oh, no. Oh, no. | 惨了… |
| [30:55] | No. No. Hey. Hey, wait. Hey. | 等等，快点回来 等等，那里很危险耶 |
| [30:58] | DJ, that’s your phone. | DJ，快接电话 |
| [31:00] | No, stop. Girl. Hey. | 不要过去，等一等 小女孩，快点回来 |
| [31:03] | Don’t go in there. Hold it. | 那里好危险不要过去 不要再过去了，快回头 |
| [31:06] | Don’t go any further. | 不要再过去了 |
| [31:07] | Come here. Yes, over here. | 快点回来 对啊，过来这里 |
| [31:11] | Are you guys mentally challenged? | 你们脑袋有问题啊? |
| [31:14] | If you are, I’m certified to teach you baseball. | 没关系，我有办法可以救你们的 |
| [31:18] | Detectable movement. | 怪怪屋有动静了 |
| [31:30] | What do we do? What do we do? Come on. | 怎么办?我们怎么办啊? 快来 |
| [31:36] | Guys. | 两位… |
| [31:38] | Run, Chowder. I’m running. | 快跑，巧达 我在跑啊 |
| [31:41] | Help, please. | 救我啊 |
| [31:45] | Got her. No, I got her. | 救到了，我抓到她了 是我抓到她，是我啦 |
| [31:49] | Hello? | 喂 |
| [31:56] | Hey. Oh, my God. | 嘿 我的天啊 |
| [31:59] | There’s an angry dad on the phone looking for the one called Chowder. | 电话里面有一个很生气的老爸 在找一个叫做巧达的 |
| [32:05] | Hello? | 喂 |
| [32:07] | Losers, I’m talking to you. | 败类，我在跟你讲话 |
| [32:13] | He’s worried about you. | 他很担心你哦 |
| [32:15] | He should be. | 他活该 |
| [32:18] | Start explaining. All right, the house, it tried to eat us. | 开始解释吧 那栋怪怪屋想吃掉我们 |
| [32:21] | Stop explaining, I’ve had enough. Wait, wait, where are you going? | 好了，不要再说了，我现在不想听 等等，你要去哪里? |
| [32:25] | To see what’s happening with that stupid house of yours. | 我要去看看你说的那栋笨房子 到底在搞什么鬼 |
| [32:27] | No, no, no. You can’t. What is your problem? | 不…不能过去那里，很危险 DJ，你现在是怎么了? |
| [32:32] | Puberty. Yeah, I’m having lots and lots of puberty. | 青春期 对，我进入了青春抓狂叛逆期 |
| [32:38] | No more Mountain Dew. Right. | 不要再耍白痴了 好 |
| [32:41] | I’m going to find Bones. | 我要去找骨头 |
| [32:42] | All right, you have fun. Don’t worry about us, we’ll be fine. | 好好玩，好吗? 不用担心我们，我们会很乖 |
| [32:45] | And you tell him I said hey, okay? Safe driving. | 帮我跟他打个招呼，好不好? 小心开车 |
| [32:48] | See you. | 再见 |
| [32:53] | Oh, hi. | 嗨 |
| [32:55] | You wanna tell me what’s going on? | 快说这怎么回事 |
| [32:57] | Oh, yeah. I made the whole puberty thing up. | 对，青春期的事是我编的啦 |
| [33:00] | Hi, I’m JD. DJ. | 嗨，我叫JD，不，DJ |
| [33:05] | Yes, Dad, I meant to call you, but I forgot. | 爸，我要打给你的 但是我忘了 |
| [33:09] | Okay, I’m sorry. | 好啦，对不起嘛 |
| [33:12] | Okay. | 好啦 |
| [33:14] | Absolutely. | 没问题 |
| [33:16] | Affirmative. | 我知道了 |
| [33:17] | Okay, love you. Bye. Yeah. | 好，我爱你，拜拜 |
| [33:19] | And this is our little observation post… | 这里就是… 我们的小小监视站 |
| [33:25] | …such as it were. | 就是这样 |
| [33:28] | Yeah, posters are stupid. | 对啊，贴海报很不酷 |
| [33:29] | I was gonna tear them down and put up some art. | 我本来要撕下来的 挂上几幅划 |
| [33:32] | Well, Dad, why don’t you kiss my hairy butt? | 够了，爸 我不想再听你碎碎念了 |
| [33:35] | Hey, DJ, you got any beer? | DJ，有啤酒吗? |
| [33:38] | Well, hello there. | 嗨，你好啊 |
| [33:40] | This is Chowder. | 这位巧达 |
| [33:41] | Charles, to the ladies. | 你可以叫我巧哥 |
| [33:43] | Jenny Bennett. | 我叫珍妮 |
| [33:44] | Two-term class president at Westbrook Prep. | 威斯布学院的学生会连任会长 |
| [33:47] | That’s a tough school to get into. Yeah, I got in, but decided not to go. | 要进那学校不容易 对，我考取了后来不去了 |
| [33:51] | It’s a girls’ school. | 那是间女校耶 |
| [33:55] | Which is why I didn’t. | 所以我才…不去 |
| [33:59] | You know, there’s a… There’s a great taco stand near there. | 对了，城里有一家很不错的卷饼店 |
| [34:02] | I hate Mexican food. | 我恨墨西哥食物 |
| [34:03] | Me too. Me too. | 我也是 我也是 |
| [34:10] | Fascinating, isn’t it? | 满酷的，对吗? |
| [34:13] | Just sits there waiting… | 他就等在那里 |
| [34:16] | …mocking us with its… | 盯着我们、嘲笑着… |
| [34:20] | …houseness. | 我们 |
| [34:22] | May I please use your phone? Yeah, sure. | 可以借用一下电话吗? 好啊，拿去 |
| [34:24] | Here. Who you calling? | 要打给谁? |
| [34:25] | My mother. Rude. | 我妈 没礼貌 |
| [34:27] | She’s probably not gonna believe you. | 你跟她说她也不会相信你的啦 |
| [34:28] | It’s too much for the adult mind to comprehend. | 这种事大人搞不懂的 |
| [34:32] | Is this pee? Because if it is, that’s really gross. | 这是尿吗? 如果是的话，那就太恶了 |
| [34:38] | DJ? It’s… DJ? | |
| [34:40] | You pee in bottles? | 你尿在瓶子里? |
| [34:42] | What are you talking about? That one’s your pee. | 你在哈啦什么? 明明是你尿的 |
| [34:44] | It’s yours. It’s his. | 你尿的 |
| [34:46] | May I speak with Allison? Unsanitary. | 麻烦请接艾莉森好吗? 真的很不卫生耶 |
| [34:47] | Her daughter. Thank you. It’s his pee. | 她女儿，谢谢 是他尿的 |
| [34:50] | Excuse me. | 不要吵 |
| [34:51] | I was selling chocolates in Mayville, and, well, it’s kind of confusing. | 妈，我本来在义卖巧克力的 后来出了点状况… |
| [34:58] | So you hate Mexican food, huh? | 你…讨厌墨西哥食物? |
| [35:01] | Yeah. You too, huh? | 是啊，你也是 |
| [35:03] | Yeah, in fact, you might say I started hating it first. | 刚才明明是我先说 讨厌墨西哥食物的 |
| [35:06] | Outside in front of the house? | 要不要去屋外解决啊? |
| [35:09] | Fine. Let’s get technical. Okay. | 好，来解决一下吧 很好 |
| [35:12] | I started hating it through the telescope. | 是我看望远镜先看到她的 |
| [35:14] | Can’t call dibs on a girl through a telescope. | 你先看到她不代表你可以把她 |
| [35:17] | You can’t call dibs on a girl. | 交女朋友不能用把的 |
| [35:18] | Just did. Me too. | 可以 我也可以啊 |
| [35:20] | She didn’t believe me. | 我妈她不相信我 |
| [35:21] | Authority can be so: | 那些大人就是这样… |
| [35:30] | Okay. Normally I don’t spend time with guys like you. | 好吧 平常我不会跟你们这种人混的 |
| [35:34] | But a house just tried to eat me, so you’ve got one hour. | 不过刚才怪怪屋想吃掉我 给你们一个小时 |
| [35:44] | Oh, a puppy. | 小狗 |
| [35:54] | Didn’t see that coming. | 它连狗都吃 |
| [35:56] | Okay… | 够了 |
| [35:58] | …I think it’s time to call the police. | 我们应该要报警才对 |
| [36:09] | Do you realize what’s gonna happen tonight? | 知道今晚会发生什么事吗? |
| [36:11] | Hundreds of kids walking right up to that house. | 几百个小孩 走进怪怪屋的血盆大口 |
| [36:15] | Wait, wait, wait. Come on. Guys, I think we’re overreacting. | 等等，等一下 不要傻了，我们反应过度了 |
| [36:18] | Think about it. | 仔细想一想 |
| [36:19] | Only a total moron would walk up to old man Nebbercracker’s house. | 只有没脑袋的笨小孩 才会靠近史老猴他家 |
| [36:29] | Hey, my ball. Chowder. | 我的球 巧达 |
| [36:30] | No. | 别去 |
| [36:38] | It’s gonna be a bloodbath. | 会是场大屠杀 |
| [36:43] | Good news. The cops are here. | 好消息，警察赶到了 |
| [36:45] | All right, kids, this better be good. | 好了，小朋友，最好真的有事 |
| [36:47] | I was in the forest wrestling with a bear claw when we got the call. | 接到报案的时候 我正在森林中大战野熊呢 |
| [36:55] | I was eating a doughnut. | 我在吃甜甜圈啦 |
| [36:57] | All three of you, step to the car now. | 你们三个人 都给我站过来 |
| [37:01] | My ears. They’re at the car. | 我的耳朵 他们已经站过来了 |
| [37:03] | He’s a rookie. First week on the job. | 他是菜鸟，上班才一个星期 |
| [37:05] | Officer, we have reason to believe… | 警官，我们有理由相信 |
| [37:07] | …there’s a dangerous creature inside that house. | 那栋房子里存在着危险的吃人怪物 |
| [37:10] | It may have killed a man. And a dog. | 它吃掉了一个人 还吃狗 |
| [37:12] | Doggy down? We’ve got a situation. | 狗被吃了，发生紧急状况 |
| [37:14] | We’ve got a situation. What are you doing? | 发生紧急状况 你在搞什么啊你? |
| [37:17] | Calling for backup. Didn’t you hear the kid? | 请求支援啊 你没听见他说的话吗? |
| [37:19] | There’s a dangerous creature inside that house. | 那栋房子里有危险的怪物 |
| [37:22] | We don’t have backup. It’s just Judy at the station. | 我们…并没有支援 局里只剩下茱蒂一个人 |
| [37:26] | And this is no situation. | 没什么紧急状况 |
| [37:27] | It’s just a couple Tater Tots hopped up on too many Pixy Stix. | 只是三个小朋友 在玩警察抓小偷的恶作剧 |
| [37:30] | I bet you the dead dog would beg to differ. | 可是狗被吃掉很严重耶 |
| [37:32] | What was that? | 你说什么? |
| [37:34] | Nothing. | 没事 |
| [37:37] | All right. Time’s up, peewees. | 好了 小朋友 |
| [37:38] | It’s Halloween. We got things to do. We do? | 万圣节到了信不信由你，我们忙翻了 有吗? |
| [37:42] | No, wait, you can’t. All right, this thing, it has a mouth… | 等等，别走，是这样的… 它有张大嘴巴 |
| [37:45] | …and it comes out and grabs things and pulls them in and eats them. | 它会伸出舌头 来把他们卷进去，然后吃掉 |
| [37:49] | Yeah, like this: | 对，像这样 |
| [37:50] | Okay, okay, okay. The thing is… | 够了… 事情是这样的 |
| [37:55] | …we’re trying to make this sound more real than it normally would. | 我们的说法 可能会让你们没有办法相信我们 |
| [37:59] | Problem is it sounds kind of not real. | 问题是我们…本来就不信 |
| [38:01] | So we’ll see you later. No. | 没事我们走了 别走 |
| [38:04] | All right. I’ll show you. But if things get out of hand… | 好吧，看好了 要是发生危险状况… |
| [38:08] | We’ll aim for Bigfoot. | 我们会开枪的 |
| [38:11] | That’s loaded. | 那枪已经上膛了 |
| [38:20] | He’s hopping. | 他在跳舞 |
| [38:28] | Smart house. | 算你聪明 |
| [38:32] | Hey. | 嘿 |
| [38:34] | You… Both of you. Come here. | 你…你们两个，都过来 |
| [38:37] | Bring it to the car. | 站到警车旁边 |
| [38:38] | Come on. | 好了 |
| [38:40] | I’m gonna forget you throwing that rock because that dance was pretty funny. | 我就当做没有看到你丢石头 因为他跳舞跳得不错 |
| [38:43] | But next time any of you mess with this guy’s house… | 下次你们再来骚扰这个房子的屋主的话 |
| [38:46] | …all three of you are going in the hole, you got it? | 你们都要去坐牢，懂吗? |
| [38:48] | Now, I’ll give you 10 seconds to march. | 我给你们十秒钟走人 |
| [38:50] | But we need your help. | 你们要帮我们 |
| [38:52] | It’s your job to help us. | 那是你们的工作耶 |
| [38:54] | One. Come on. | 一… 走啦 |
| [38:56] | Two. | 二 |
| [38:57] | Three. | 三… |
| [38:59] | Four. | 四 |
| [39:00] | Five. | 五 |
| [39:02] | That’s tender. | 轻一点啦 |
| [39:04] | My house is right over there. | 我家就在对面那里 |
| [39:07] | So much for relying on the government. | 这些有关单位真是够了 |
| [39:10] | Yeah, I know. I hate the government. | 就是啊，我恨有关单位 |
| [39:12] | Dude, we’re screwed. No, we’re not. | 我们毁了 并没有 |
| [39:14] | We’ll go to an expert. | 我们现在去找专家 |
| [39:19] | You’re looking at the three-time, tri-state… | 你们现在看到的是全美国 |
| [39:22] | …over-14 “Thou Art Dead” champion. | 最厉害的“你去死”电玩总冠军 |
| [39:25] | His name is Reginald Skulinski. But they call him Skull. | 他的大名叫瑞金史卡林基 他们都叫他骷哥 |
| [39:29] | Who’s “they”? Me and DJ. | “他们”是谁啊? 我和DJ |
| [39:31] | Yeah. He’s the smartest guy on earth. | 对 他是史上最聪明的人 |
| [39:34] | So let’s go talk to him. | 那就去问他啊 |
| [39:36] | Hey, Jenny, Jenny. Hey, Jenny, Jenny, hold on. Hold up. | 珍妮… 珍妮，等等，珍妮，等一下 |
| [39:39] | Skull is in the game zone right now. | 骷哥现在正在大战中 |
| [39:41] | You don’t wanna mess with him when he’s in the game zone. | 聪明人绝不会在这个时候去烦他 |
| [39:44] | Fine, so how long is he gonna be playing? | 好，那他还要玩多久呢? |
| [39:47] | Die. Die. | 我宰了你 死… |
| [39:50] | Who knows? He once played for four days straight… | 天知道 他有一次投十块钱硬币 |
| [39:54] | …on one quarter, a gallon of chocolate milk and an adult diaper. | 玩了四天 只喝巧克力牛奶跟包成年尿布 |
| [39:58] | The man’s a legend. | 他是个传奇 |
| [40:00] | Well, if he’s not coming out of the game zone, then we are going in. | 要是他不从大战中走出来的话 我们去找他 |
| [40:03] | What? Hey, what are you…? What? Jenny, no. | 什么? 珍妮，你干什么，珍妮? |
| [40:08] | It’s like you’re not gonna… You’re not gonna do it. Like… | 好了，你不会这么做的 我谅你也不敢 |
| [40:11] | You’re gonna die. You’re gonna die. | 你死定了… |
| [40:13] | Watch out. | 小心 |
| [40:15] | Did you see that? I just chopped off your head again. | 你看到没有? 我要把你的头砍下来 |
| [40:17] | Your head’s rolling. You can’t see it, your eyes are on your head. | 你的头在地上滚，你看不到 因为你的眼睛还在头上 |
| [40:20] | Sir? What? | 大哥 干嘛? |
| [40:22] | I’m busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen. | 我在忙着打电动 看都不看就可以打 |
| [40:26] | What? | 干嘛? |
| [40:28] | Old man Nebbercracker’s house is possessed. | 是这样的，史老猴的房子闹鬼了 |
| [40:30] | I need to know how to destroy it before it kills people. | 我要知道怎么摧毁它 免得它跑出来吃掉更多人 |
| [40:33] | Calm down. You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it. | 冷静，你害我好想吐 我的巧克力牛奶呢 |
| [40:37] | Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It’s so cold. | 你喜欢我的大钢刀吗?好无情哦 |
| [40:44] | Possessed house, you say? | 房子闹鬼是吗? |
| [40:48] | In my travels to the video store and comic-book conventions… | 我前几次去参观电动漫划大展的时候 |
| [40:52] | …I’ve seen many strange and wondrous things. | 看到很多很诡异的怪事 |
| [40:55] | And I’ve heard tell of man-made structures… | 我听说有些人造的结构体 |
| [40:58] | …becoming possessed by a human soul… | 会被人类的恶灵附身 |
| [41:01] | …so that the spirit becomes merged with wood and brick… | 恶灵已经融入了木材和砖块里 |
| [41:05] | …creating a rare form of monster… | 创造出很奇特的异兽 |
| [41:09] | …known as Domus mactabilis. | 就叫做杜魔斯怪怪屋怪兽 |
| [41:17] | The house is Mr. Nebbercracker. | 那栋房子就是史老猴 |
| [41:20] | We’re its murderous enemies. | 就是我们害死他的耶 |
| [41:23] | Have fun getting killed. | 那就准备去死吧 |
| [41:25] | Run, coward. | 跑啊，胆小鬼 |
| [41:28] | Look at that blood. | 好多血啊 |
| [41:31] | So how do we kill it? | 要…要怎么杀死它? |
| [41:34] | You’ve gotta strike at the source of life: The heart. | 你们要重击生命力来源 心脏 |
| [41:38] | But houses don’t have hearts. | 可是房子没有心脏 |
| [41:40] | Yes! | 好耶 |
| [41:43] | Oh, yeah. | 好耶 |
| [41:45] | Yeah. You might be right about that. | 对，你说得没有错 |
| [41:50] | Sorry, children, but I’ve got some very important business to take care of. | 抱歉，小子 现在我有很重要的事要去处理了 |
| [41:55] | I won’t be seeing you later. | 我们不会再见了 |
| [42:05] | Thou art dead. | 你去死 |
| [42:17] | So we need to strike at the heart. | 我们要攻击它的心脏 |
| [42:18] | Yeah, but where are we gonna find a heart inside a house? | 对，可是怪怪屋的心脏 在什么地方? |
| [42:25] | Ever since Nebbercracker died… | 我记得史老猴死了之后 |
| [42:27] | …there’s been smoke coming out of that chimney. | 怪怪屋的烟囱就不断冒烟出来 |
| [42:34] | The furnace. The furnace is the heart. | 是壁炉 壁炉就是她的心脏 |
| [42:38] | If we wanna put out the fire, we’re gonna have to go inside. | 我们必须把火灭了 但是要先进到屋里 |
| [42:41] | Without getting chewed to pieces. | 还不能被它给吃掉 |
| [42:46] | Dummy. Hey, I was just doodling. | 呆瓜 我只是随便划划 |
| [42:48] | No, Chowder, this is it. First, we build a dummy. | 不，巧达，就是这样 先弄个呆瓜人偶 |
| [42:51] | We fill the dummy with a few gallons of cold medicine. | 然后把一大堆感冒药塞进人偶里 |
| [42:53] | Borrow it from your dad’s pharmacy. Say what? | 你可以向你爸的药局借药 什么? |
| [42:56] | Feed the dummy to the house, house eats the medicine, goes to sleep. | 拿人偶去喂怪怪屋 它吃下一堆药就会睡着 |
| [42:59] | Look at this. We get in, douse the fire and get out. | 你看他说的 我们再进去把火灭了，就走人 |
| [43:06] | Questions? Yes, are you nuts? | 有疑问吗? 没错，你疯了吗? |
| [43:09] | I don’t wanna steal drugs from my father… | 我才不会偷我老爸的感冒药呢 |
| [43:11] | …I don’t wanna go inside a monster and I don’t wanna die. | 我不想跑进怪物的体内 因为我不想死 |
| [43:14] | I say it’s worth a shot. Yes, I agree, let’s do it. | 我觉得值得一试 好，我同意，就这么办 |
| [43:47] | Hey, but I wanted that one. | 可是…我想要那把 |
| [43:50] | You’ve gotta be kidding me. Yes. | 你不要闹了好不好 太棒了 |
| [44:22] | Chowder. Quiet. Sorry. | 巧达，安静 抱歉 |
| [44:31] | Go. | 快 |
| [44:42] | Whoopsie-daisy. | 上来吧 |
| [44:52] | All right, little vacuum-cleaner dummy, I’m gonna move you into position. | 好了，吸尘器人偶 我要让你就定位了哦 |
| [44:58] | You don’t be scared. | 你不要害怕 |
| [45:00] | That’s not how I trained you. | 我们会保护你的 |
| [45:02] | I love you, vacuum-cleaner dummy. | 我爱你，吸尘器人偶 |
| [45:05] | Chowder, come on. | 巧达，快啦 |
| [45:15] | Okay. | 好了 |
| [45:26] | Yes. | 神准 |
| [45:30] | Trick or treat. | 给糖或捣蛋 |
| [45:33] | Plug it in. | 插上去 |
| [46:19] | So close. | 就差一点点 |
| [46:25] | Littering,loitering,vandalism,vagrancy… | 丢垃圾、擅闯民宅 骚扰老人、闲逛… |
| [46:29] | And treason. No,not treason. | 闯空门 没有闯空门 |
| [46:31] | You sure? Because in the book… I’m sure. | 真的吗？因为法律规定… 我说了算 |
| [46:33] | All right,kids,out of the trash cans. Let’s go. | 好吧好了，小鬼离开垃圾桶 快点 |
| [46:35] | Come on. You heard the big guy. You see the light. Walk towards it. | 快点，你们听见了 看到了光，就走出来 |
| [46:40] | Come on,keep it moving. | 快点，快点给我出来 |
| [46:41] | All right,drop your weapons. | 好了，放下武器 |
| [46:44] | Pass them to me. Come on. | 拿来给我，快点 |
| [46:49] | I will shoot you. Well,lookie we got here. | 我开枪了 是什么人在搞鬼啊？ |
| [46:57] | You stay here,I’m checking this out. | 你在这里看着他们 我过去看看 |
| [47:00] | I am on it. | 没有问题 |
| [47:17] | Y’all think something’s funny? You testing me? Huh,tough girl? | 很好笑是不是 你在笑我吗，小女孩？ |
| [47:21] | You disrespecting the badge? | 你敢不尊敬警察？ |
| [47:22] | You don’t want none of this. I’m telling you. Test me. Please. | 你最好不要乱来哦 我跟你说，来考验我啊 |
| [47:26] | Y’all wanna test me? | 想考验我是不是？ |
| [47:28] | I am the police. | 我可是个警察耶 |
| [47:31] | I know you’re a thug. Them brown eyes… | 我知道你是贼 这一身打扮是骗不了我的 |
| [47:34] | I see it in your eyes. | 看你的眼神就知道 |
| [47:36] | That’s it. That is it. | 好了，我全都知道了 |
| [47:38] | You got something to say,Porky,huh? | 你有什么话要说，小胖子？ |
| [47:41] | That’s it,we’re taking them in. That’s what I’m talking about. | 够了，全部抓回去 这样做就对了 |
| [47:44] | Where we taking them? To jail. Let’s go. | 抓回去哪里？ 监狱里，快走 |
| [47:47] | You hear that? You guys are going to jail. | 听见没有？ 你们要去坐牢了 |
| [47:50] | But,officer,you’ve gotta believe us. | 可是，警官，你们要相信我们 |
| [47:52] | Yeah,2-percent,you got the right to shut up. | 好…臭小子 你有权闭上嘴巴 |
| [47:55] | Okay,the house is a monster. And to think I believed you. | 可是那房子是个怪物耶 我很好骗是不是？ |
| [47:58] | Hey,listen,I’m with you guys. My cousin’s a cop in Milwaukee. | 大哥，我挺你们 我表哥是密瓦基警察 |
| [48:02] | I mean,kind of a cop. He has a gun. | 应该…算是吧 他有把枪哦 |
| [48:05] | Yeah. They’re gonna love you downtown,Jughead. | 好啊，警察局会很欢迎你 |
| [48:11] | We are supercops. | 我们是超级警察 |
| [48:13] | Yeah. That’s why I live in a condo. | 对啊，所以我住在破公寓 |
| [48:15] | Supercop. Super-duper-duper-cop. Super… | 超级警察，超级厉害 超猛的警察 |
| [48:20] | You hear that? That’s my stomach. I’m starving. | 听见没有？ 有，我胜子叫，我饿坏了 |
| [48:22] | No,no. That sounds like the dangerous creature. | 不…不对 听起来像是个危险的怪物 |
| [48:26] | I’m gonna go check it out. Oh,my gosh. | 我要过去看看 老天啊 |
| [48:30] | This is like trying to wrangle a puppy. All right,I’ll be back. | 真是麻烦 好吧，我马上回来 |
| [48:33] | You guys,stop. Hey,guys. | 危险啊，不要去… 不行啊，有危险 |
| [48:35] | No. Get out of there. No,don’t go in there. | 很危险，不要过去 不要去… |
| [48:49] | What? | 干嘛？ |
| [48:52] | I tell you. Super-roll. | 超级警察、超级翻滚 |
| [48:57] | Stop. Stop. Hey. Hey. Come on. | 站住，不要去… 不，不要去 |
| [49:00] | You don’t know what’s up with that house. | 你不知道它有多可怕… |
| [49:06] | Where you at,spooky creature? | 你在哪里，恐怖怪物？ |
| [49:09] | I’m gonna find you. | 我要找到你 |
| [49:16] | Freeze… | 不要动 |
| [49:17] | …tree. | 大树 |
| [49:21] | Hey,what you doing? You can’t do that. | 你干嘛？ 不要这样 |
| [49:24] | Not to an officer,brother. That is illegal. | 不要这样，我是警察耶 这是犯法的 |
| [49:29] | I’m coming,buddy. Put me down! | 我来了，兄弟 放开我 |
| [49:33] | I’m gonna go get backup. I thought there was no backup. | 我来请求支援 你不是说没有支援吗？ |
| [49:36] | I’m getting Judy. | 我叫茱蒂来 |
| [49:40] | Judy! | 茱蒂 |
| [49:43] | Help! | 救命啊！ |
| [49:46] | Mama! | 妈啊 |
| [49:51] | Oh,my God,oh,my God,oh,my God. | 天啊…老天啊 不得了，老天啊… |
| [49:54] | I think I’m having a stroke. Just try to stay calm,okay? | 我好像快中风了 大家…保持冷静，好吗？ |
| [49:58] | We’ll be all right if we just stay calm. | 只要保持冷静就不会有事了 |
| [50:13] | I’m too young to die! | 我还小，我不想死啊 |
| [50:24] | Jenny. I’ve always loved you. | 珍妮，我会永远爱你 |
| [50:28] | Chowder! Sorry. | 巧达 抱歉 |
| [50:31] | Mama! | 妈… |
| [50:33] | I can’t look. | 我不敢看 |
| [50:41] | Guys,come on. Let’s go. | 快点，快跑 |
| [51:26] | We’re dead. You’ve killed us and now we’re dead. | 死定了 你害死我们，我们死定了 |
| [51:30] | I don’t think the house knows that we’re in here. | 怪怪屋好像不知道我们进来了 |
| [51:33] | I bet it thinks we’re still in the car. | 它还以为我们在车子里 |
| [51:36] | Listen. | 你们听 |
| [51:37] | It sounds like it’s sleeping. | 它好像睡着了 |
| [51:40] | The only way that we’re gonna get out of here alive… | 我们要活着离开唯一的方法 |
| [51:43] | …is if we find the heart,we put out the fire. | 就是找到心脏 把火给灭了 |
| [51:45] | Maybe we should examine our other options. | 也许我们该试试别的方法 |
| [51:48] | Sure. Other option: | 对，别的方法 |
| [51:50] | We wait here and do nothing until it wakes up and eats us. | 什么都不要做 在这里等它醒来吃掉我们 |
| [51:54] | Find the heart,put out the fire. Got it. | 找心脏，把火灭了 了解 |
| [52:09] | Explosives. That’s so cool. | 是炸药耶 超酷的 |
| [52:30] | He was watching me. DJ. | 他一直在监视我 DJ |
| [52:34] | Did you ever see a wife? | 你看过他老婆吗？ |
| [52:37] | People used to say he had one… | 听说他有一个老婆 |
| [52:41] | …but he fattened her up… | 他把她养胖之后 |
| [52:44] | …and he ate her. | 吃掉了她 |
| [52:52] | “Demolition squad.” | 爆破特攻队 |
| [52:59] | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| [53:02] | Come on. | 走吧 |
| [53:07] | Be quiet. | 安静点 |
| [53:08] | Don’t worry,I have a very light step. | 安啦 我的脚步声很轻的 |
| [53:19] | There. Right there. Shoot it. | 那边 在那边，射它 |
| [54:01] | What? I thought if I shot the heart,that… | 干嘛看我？我以为那是它的心脏… |
| [54:04] | That’s not the heart. Then what is it? | 那不是心脏 不然是什么？ |
| [54:06] | Well,if those are the teeth and that’s the tongue… | 我看，如果那是牙齿 那个就是舌头 |
| [54:10] | …then that must be the uvula. | 那一定就是小舌 |
| [54:16] | So it’s a girl house. | 这房子舌头真多啊 |
| [54:18] | What? No. | 你说什么？ 你不懂 |
| [54:20] | It stimulates the gag reflex. Everyone has a uvula. | 它会引起作呕的反应 每个人都有小舌 |
| [54:24] | Not me. | 我现在就没有 |
| [54:42] | No. | 小心 |
| [54:48] | Okay. Let’s move. | 好了，走 |
| [54:56] | We need to move quickly and quietly. | 我们要安静迅速的行动 |
| [54:59] | Don’t touch anything. | 什么都不要碰 |
| [55:00] | And stay together… | 不要走散了 |
| [55:03] | DJ! Wait. | DJ 等等 |
| [55:05] | DJ DJ. | |
| [55:12] | I’ll save you. | 我来救你了 |
| [55:28] | Chowder,knock it off. | 巧达，不要闹了 |
| [55:30] | Sorry. I thought you were… DJ! | 抱歉，我以为你是… DJ！ |
| [55:33] | Chowder,it’s a toy. Oh,yeah. | 巧达，那是玩具 是哦 |
| [55:36] | Where’s DJ? | DJ人呢？ |
| [55:38] | DJ. Over here. | DJ 我在这里 |
| [55:44] | Look at all these toys. | 好多玩具哦 |
| [55:48] | This must be where Nebbercracker kept his stash. | 史老猴一定把战利品 都藏在这里 |
| [55:52] | “Stash.” | “战利品” |
| [55:56] | I think you guys should have a look at this. | 你们两个最好过来看看 |
| [56:17] | The key. Come on,we don’t have time for this. | 钥匙 快点，DJ，我们没时间鬼混了 |
| [56:20] | Yeah,we’ve gotta find a way out of here. | 对啊，一定要想办法逃出去 |
| [56:29] | What are you doing? | 你在干什么？ |
| [56:40] | We have a Ping-Pong table in our basement. | 我们家地下室放的是乒乓球桌 |
| [56:49] | Constance. | 康丝坦 |
| [56:51] | Holy moly. He really did eat her. | 我的老天爷啊 他真的把她给吃了 |
| [56:55] | Couldn’t have. | 不可能 |
| [56:57] | Her whole body is buried in cement. | 她全身都已经被水泥给封死了 |
| [57:08] | Look at all this stuff. | 你们看这些东西 |
| [57:11] | Why would he build her a shrine if he murdered her? | 如果他吃了她 为什么还要祭拜她？ |
| [57:23] | I always knew you were hiding something,Mr. Nebbercracker. | 我就知道你隐藏了什么秘密，史老猴 |
| [57:31] | DJ DJ. | |
| [57:35] | Way to go,big nose. | 你好棒，大鼻子 |
| [57:49] | It’s awake. Run! | 它醒来了 快跑 |
| [57:59] | Hide. | 躲起来 |
| [58:19] | Hey,I know that sound. | 好耳熟哦 |
| [58:26] | My ball. | 我的球 |
| [58:28] | Where are you going? Come here. | 你要去哪里？快过来 |
| [58:32] | Chowder,come back. You get back here. | 巧达，回来 给我回来 |
| [58:38] | Gotcha. | 抓到你了 |
| [58:42] | Killer Slinkys! | 杀手怪弹簧 |
| [58:46] | Chowder. Leave me alone! | 巧达 快放开我 |
| [58:58] | DJ! Help! | DJ… 救命… |
| [59:04] | Oh,no. | 惨了 |
| [59:13] | Get off. | 放开我 |
| [59:27] | Jenny. | 珍妮 |
| [59:29] | Chowder. | 巧达… |
| [59:34] | Come on,Chowder,grab on. | 快点抓紧我，抓住我 |
| [59:38] | Gotcha. | 抓紧 |
| [59:41] | DJ,look out! | DJ，小心 |
| [59:48] | No! | 不要 |
| [59:50] | The uvula. | 小舌 |
| [1:00:09] | DJ… Chowder. | DJ… 巧达 |
| [1:00:12] | Mommy! | 妈咪 |
| [1:00:28] | Gross. | 好恶心哦 |
| [1:00:30] | Did we just get upchucked? | 我们刚刚被吐出来的吗？ |
| [1:00:32] | The uvula,nature’s emergency exit. | 那是小舌，天然的紧急逃生口 |
| [1:00:39] | That’s it. Another great idea,DJ. Brilliant. | 够了 你真是太聪明了，DJ |
| [1:00:43] | What do you want from me,Chowder? | 不然你想怎么样，巧达？ |
| [1:00:45] | I don’t see you coming up with any big ideas. | 你现在也没有想出什么好点子来啊 |
| [1:00:47] | Oh,yeah? Yeah? Do you wanna hear my big idea? | 是吗？好啊 你想听我的好点子吗？ |
| [1:00:50] | I’m going home to make a pretzel sandwich. See you. | 告诉你 我现在要回家去做三明治狂吃一顿 |
| [1:00:54] | Chowder,the house is still alive and you’re gonna wuss out? | 巧达，那怪怪屋还没有挂掉 你就想退缩了 |
| [1:00:57] | I risked my life for you. I stole drugs for you… | 我为你出生入死 我还为你去偷药 |
| [1:01:00] | …and I could’ve died in there. Yeah,me too. | 我也有可能死在里面耶 我也是 |
| [1:01:03] | You’re the one that killed Nebbercracker in the first place. | 可是一开始害死史老猴的人 明明是你 |
| [1:01:05] | Getting your ball back. You guys. | 我是为了帮你捡球 你们两个 |
| [1:01:07] | Stop fighting. You’re acting like babies. | 不要吵了 像两个小孩子一样 |
| [1:01:10] | We are babies. | 我们就是小孩子 |
| [1:01:12] | What were we thinking? | 我们在想什么？ |
| [1:01:14] | We tried to put a house to sleep with cold medicine. | 我们居然想用感冒药让怪怪屋睡着 |
| [1:01:17] | How lame can you get? Where are you going? | 真是笨到爆 你要去哪里？ |
| [1:01:20] | I’m going home. I suck. | 我要回家 我太逊了 |
| [1:01:26] | DJ DJ. | |
| [1:01:28] | At least it’s an ambulance. | 幸好救护车来了 |
| [1:01:34] | DJ DJ? | |
| [1:01:54] | It’s a ghost. | 有鬼啊 |
| [1:01:58] | Begone. Fie. | 走开… |
| [1:02:00] | Begone yourself. Get away. | 你给我滚，快滚 |
| [1:02:05] | He’s not a ghost. | 他不是鬼 |
| [1:02:07] | He’s not dead. I’m not a murderer. | 他没死，我没害死人 |
| [1:02:10] | Of course I’m not dead. Who said I was dead? | 我当然没死了 谁说我死了？ |
| [1:02:14] | You’ll be dead if you don’t scram. | 你们要再不滚，那你就死定了 |
| [1:02:16] | Come on,DJ. Let’s hurry. | 快走，DJ 走 |
| [1:02:18] | Don’t you know what day this is? | 知道今天是什么日子吗？ |
| [1:02:24] | I’m running out of time. I’m running out of time. | 快要来不及了 快要来不及了 |
| [1:02:32] | Honey… | 老婆 |
| [1:02:35] | …I’m home. | 我回来了 |
| [1:02:40] | Oh,look at you,dear. | 看看你，亲爱的 |
| [1:02:43] | Your shingles are all ruffled… | 你的瓦片都散落了 |
| [1:02:47] | …and your windows are cracked. | 你的窗户也裂掉了 |
| [1:02:52] | Oh,but it’s no problem,sweetheart. It’s no problem at all. | 没问题，甜心 你不会有事的 |
| [1:02:56] | It’s her. The house is her. | 是她，怪怪屋就是她 |
| [1:02:59] | DJ,what are you doing? Wait. Come on. | DJ，你要干什么？ 等等 |
| [1:03:01] | Come back. Where you going? | 回来、回来 你要去哪里？ |
| [1:03:02] | Nothing paint and varnish can’t handle. | 我只要粉刷一下就没有问题了 |
| [1:03:04] | Mr. Nebbercracker. | 史老猴伯伯 |
| [1:03:08] | I know about Constance. | 我知道康丝坦的事 |
| [1:03:10] | You what? | 什么？ |
| [1:03:12] | What do you know? You don’t know anything. | 你懂什么？你什么都不懂 |
| [1:03:20] | You were in my house? You… | 你们进去过了？ |
| [1:03:26] | You didn’t kill her,did you? | 你没有杀死她，对吗？ |
| [1:03:33] | I love her so much. | 我真的好爱她 |
| [1:04:04] | Hello? | 你好 |
| [1:04:08] | It’s okay. | 不要怕 |
| [1:04:11] | I can take you away from here. | 我可以带你离开这里 |
| [1:04:13] | Would you like that? | 你想走吗？ |
| [1:04:19] | Yes. | 想 |
| [1:04:22] | There we go. | 没问题 |
| [1:04:24] | Won’t be long now. | 一下就好 |
| [1:04:33] | All right. | 好了 |
| [1:04:37] | Okay,open your eyes. | 张开眼睛吧 |
| [1:04:41] | Now,it’s not much,I know,but just… Darling. | 不是什么豪宅，可是… 亲爱的 |
| [1:04:50] | Get away from my house! | 离我的房子远一点 |
| [1:04:53] | I’m gonna rip them to bits. | 我要把他们给宰了 |
| [1:04:57] | Help. | 救命啊… |
| [1:04:59] | Constance. Help. Help. | 康丝坦 救命啊 |
| [1:05:01] | What’s wrong? Are you hurt? Hurt? | 怎么了？受伤没？ 受伤？ |
| [1:05:03] | Yes,I’m hurt. Those criminals are attacking our house. | 对啊，我好受伤 那些坏人在攻击我们的房子 |
| [1:05:06] | Trick or treat. Now,now… | 给糖或捣蛋 好了… |
| [1:05:08] | …they’re just kids,dear. | 他们只是小孩子，亲爱的 |
| [1:05:11] | It’s Halloween. No,no,no. | 万圣节嘛 不是… |
| [1:05:12] | It’s my house,and they’re hurting me. | 我的房子 他们在伤害我 |
| [1:05:15] | Constance,look at me. Look at me. | 康丝坦，你看着我… |
| [1:05:18] | As long as I’m here,I will never let anyone hurt you. | 只要有我在，我不会让任何人伤害你的 |
| [1:05:23] | Constance. Sucker. | 康丝坦 白痴 |
| [1:05:24] | You vandals. | 坏小孩 |
| [1:05:26] | Eat this. You hooligans. | 看我的 你死定了 |
| [1:05:28] | I’ll get you. Constance,no! | 纳命来 康丝坦，不要啊 |
| [1:05:45] | So I finished the house. | 后来我盖好了房子 |
| [1:05:48] | She would’ve wanted that. | 她会很高兴的 |
| [1:05:52] | She died,but she didn’t leave. | 她死了，可是她没有走 |
| [1:06:00] | And that night… | 那一晚… |
| [1:06:02] | …that one night of every year… | 每…每一年的那一个晚上 |
| [1:06:07] | …I had to take precautions. | 我要特别小心 |
| [1:06:09] | Trick or treat. I had to. | 不给糖就捣蛋 一定要 |
| [1:06:11] | Sucker. I had to. | 败类 一定要 |
| [1:06:17] | Hey! Get a… | 给我… |
| [1:06:20] | Stay away from my house! | 给我滚出去 |
| [1:06:25] | She attacks anyone who comes near. | 她会攻击靠过来的人 |
| [1:06:28] | Go. | 快走 |
| [1:06:29] | I’m coming,dear. | 我来了，亲爱的 |
| [1:06:32] | Go. | 快走 |
| [1:06:34] | No,no,no,wait. I can’t let you do this,Mr. Nebbercracker. | 不…等等 我不能丢下你不管，史伯伯 |
| [1:06:37] | I know that you’ve been protecting us all these years. | 我知道这些年都是你在保护我们 |
| [1:06:40] | But now it’s our turn to protect you. | 现在轮到我们来保护你了 |
| [1:06:42] | Let her go. | 放她走吧 |
| [1:06:49] | But if I let her go… | 要是我放她走 |
| [1:06:51] | …then I’ll have no one. | 我就没亲人了 |
| [1:06:54] | That’s not true. | 不会的 |
| [1:07:09] | Constance,no! | 康丝坦，不要 |
| [1:07:20] | Come on. | 快跑 |
| [1:07:22] | The house is alive! | 怪怪屋…复活了 |
| [1:07:33] | This way. This way. Come on. | 快点，这边 |
| [1:07:36] | You guys,come on. | 快走 |
| [1:07:43] | What are you doing? Trying to slow the house down. | 你在做什么？ 挡住怪怪屋的去路 |
| [1:07:45] | Move it,pork chop. | 快走吧，小胖子 |
| [1:07:51] | Come on,come on. | 快点 |
| [1:08:08] | Come on,Mr. Nebbercracker. Come on. | 快点，史老猴伯伯 快点走啊 |
| [1:08:12] | I can’t. | 我不行了 |
| [1:08:17] | Mr. Nebbercracker. Hurry. | 史老猴伯伯，快点走 |
| [1:08:19] | Go on. I’ll be all right. | 你走，我不会有事的 |
| [1:08:22] | Oh,man. | 我的天啊 |
| [1:08:36] | What are you waiting for? Come on. | 快走啊，你们还在等什么？ |
| [1:09:03] | You stay away from those children,Constance! | 你不可以伤害小朋友，康丝坦 |
| [1:09:32] | Constance. | 康丝坦 |
| [1:09:35] | Mr. Nebbercracker. | 史老猴伯伯 |
| [1:09:39] | Oh,now… | 好啦 |
| [1:09:42] | There,there,girl. | 好啦，乖女孩 |
| [1:09:47] | My sweet. | 小宝贝 |
| [1:09:50] | You’ve been a bad girl,haven’t you? | 你今天很不乖，是不是？ |
| [1:09:53] | You’ve hurt people. | 你伤害别人 |
| [1:09:56] | Oh,Constance. | 康丝坦 |
| [1:09:59] | Oh,we’ve always known this day would come. Haven’t we? | 我们都知道会有那么一天，对不对？ |
| [1:10:09] | I have to make things right. | 我必须要做弥补 |
| [1:10:15] | I have to make things right. | 我必须要做弥补 |
| [1:10:21] | Constance. | 好了，康丝坦 |
| [1:10:26] | I’ve always done what’s best for you,haven’t I? | 我做什么都是为了你好，对不对？ |
| [1:10:31] | Haven’t I,girl? | 对吗，老婆？ |
| [1:10:36] | Come on,let’s move. | 快，我们走 |
| [1:10:39] | Oh,Constance. | 康丝坦 |
| [1:10:44] | Let this be the right thing to do. | 你不能再伤害别人了 |
| [1:10:54] | Leave him alone! | 快放开他 |
| [1:10:55] | Yeah,get your grubby branches off the old man! | 对，放开你的脏手，放了老头 |
| [1:11:01] | Take that! | 看招 |
| [1:11:04] | And that! | 看我的 |
| [1:11:08] | Mr. Nebbercracker. | 史老猴伯伯 |
| [1:11:12] | Oh,kid,come here. | 孩子，过来 |
| [1:11:16] | Take this. What? | 这给你 什么？我… |
| [1:11:18] | You have to help me. Please. | 你一定要帮我，求求你 |
| [1:11:20] | I know you can do it. | 我知道你做得到 |
| [1:11:25] | Go on. Go. Hurry. | 快啊，快去啊 |
| [1:11:30] | How do you know how to drive this thing? | 知道怎么操作推土机吗？ |
| [1:11:32] | I don’t. | 不知道 |
| [1:11:37] | The chimney. The chimney leads to the heart. | 烟囱 烟囱下去是心脏 |
| [1:11:46] | Jenny! | 珍妮！ |
| [1:11:59] | Jenny. Are you all right? | 珍妮，你没事吧？ |
| [1:12:02] | I’m not sure. | 不确定 |
| [1:12:08] | DJ,get rid of that thing. | DJ，快点把它丢掉 |
| [1:12:11] | I’m working on it. | 我在快了 |
| [1:12:13] | Chowder,I need you to get the house down under that crane. | 巧达 我要你把怪怪屋引到吊车下方 |
| [1:12:17] | Think you could do that? | 你办得到吗？ |
| [1:12:18] | Piece of cake. | 小意思 |
| [1:12:22] | Come on. | 快啊 |
| [1:12:29] | You think you can just mess with my friends? | 谁叫你这样欺负我的朋友 |
| [1:12:39] | DJ,look. | DJ，你看 |
| [1:12:56] | Mommy. | 妈咪… |
| [1:13:03] | Chowder. | 巧达 |
| [1:13:05] | Come in,Chowder. | 回答，巧达 |
| [1:13:07] | Chowder,buddy? | 巧达兄弟，回答 |
| [1:13:18] | Hey,guys. | 嘿嘿，DJ |
| [1:13:19] | Look who just won. It’s me,the screwup. | 看谁打赢了？ 是我，大胖呆 |
| [1:13:23] | Way to go,Chowder,you did it! | 巧达，你好棒哦 你好酷 |
| [1:13:27] | Look at me. Look at Chowder. Oh,yeah. | DJ，看我 看我 |
| [1:13:31] | Sorry. Guys,come on. | 对不起 快啊，你们 |
| [1:13:34] | Yes. Look at me. | 太棒了，你看我 |
| [1:13:41] | You can’t do that. | 不能这样啦 |
| [1:13:43] | That’s not fair. | 不公平 |
| [1:14:04] | No. Get on the top. Help! | 救命 |
| [1:14:10] | That’s it,Chowder. Keep her coming. | 很好，巧达 引她过来 |
| [1:14:18] | You ain’t nothing. You’re a shack. You’re an outhouse. | 你算什么，破房子 破烂房子 |
| [1:14:28] | No! | 不！ |
| [1:15:17] | I can’t. Yes,you can. | 我不行了 你可以的 |
| [1:15:23] | Go. | 快去 |
| [1:15:24] | I kissed a girl. | 我亲了女生 |
| [1:15:26] | I kissed a girl on the lips. | 我亲了女生的嘴了 |
| [1:15:31] | Guys. Any time now. | DJ…快一点啦 |
| [1:15:40] | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| [1:15:44] | DJ,hurry. | DJ，快点 |
| [1:15:54] | I’m flying! | 我在飞了 |
| [1:15:56] | On three,light the dynamite. Okay,I got it. | 我数到三，你把炸药点燃 好的，没问题 |
| [1:16:04] | One. Come on,come on,come on. | 一 快啊… |
| [1:16:06] | Two. Yes. | 二 点着了 |
| [1:16:09] | Thr… | 三 |
| [1:16:11] | DJ！ DJ! | |
| [1:16:20] | Three! | 三 |
| [1:17:20] | Do you guys hear something? | 有听到什么声音吗？ |
| [1:17:25] | It’s over there. Come on. | 那边传来的，快点 |
| [1:17:29] | Oh,my dear. | 亲爱的 |
| [1:17:44] | Goodbye. | 永别了 |
| [1:18:05] | I’m sorry,Mr. Nebbercracker,about your house… | 我很难过，史老猴伯伯 你失去了你的房子 |
| [1:18:10] | …and your wife. | 还有爱妻 |
| [1:18:16] | Your house-wife. | 你的…怪怪屋爱妻 |
| [1:18:21] | Forty-five years. | 45年了 |
| [1:18:26] | We have been trapped for 45 years. | 我们受困了45年了 |
| [1:18:31] | And now… | 现在… |
| [1:18:36] | …we’re free. | 我们自由了 |
| [1:18:41] | We’re free. | 自由了 |
| [1:18:43] | Thank you,friend. | 谢谢你，朋友 |
| [1:18:48] | Thank you all. | 谢谢你们 |
| [1:18:51] | We’re free. | 自由了 |
| [1:19:06] | Thank you. Thanks. | 谢谢 谢谢 |
| [1:19:07] | Happy Halloween. | 万圣节快乐 |
| [1:19:11] | Trick or treat. Trick or treat. | 不给糖就捣蛋 不给糖就捣蛋 |
| [1:19:14] | Here you go. | 糖果来了 |
| [1:19:15] | Thanks. Thanks. | 谢谢 |
| [1:19:17] | Happy Halloween. | 万圣节快乐 |
| [1:19:18] | Next. | 下一个 |
| [1:19:22] | What happened to Nebbercracker’s house? | 史伯伯的房子出了什么事？ |
| [1:19:26] | It turned into a monster,so I blew it up. | 它变成了一个大怪物 我把它炸碎了 |
| [1:19:31] | Trick or treat. | 不给糖就捣蛋 |
| [1:19:33] | We’re gonna need a tricycle. | 我们需要一辆三轮车 |
| [1:19:35] | One tricycle,coming up. | 一辆三轮车来了 |
| [1:19:38] | Tricycle. | 三轮车 |
| [1:19:41] | Tricycle. | 三轮车 |
| [1:19:43] | Tricycle. Hello,tricycle. | 三轮车 三轮车 |
| [1:19:45] | I missed you so much. | 我好想你哦 |
| [1:19:47] | Thank you,mister. Goodbye,now. | 谢谢，先生 好，我们回家了 |
| [1:19:49] | Happy Halloween. Come on. | 万圣节快乐 |
| [1:19:53] | Mom. There’s my mom. Jenny! | 珍妮 我妈来了 |
| [1:19:56] | One second. Okay. | 等一下 好 |
| [1:19:58] | So… | 我们… |
| [1:20:00] | We should hang out again. | 再约时间出来玩 |
| [1:20:03] | Soon. | 很快 |
| [1:20:06] | Yeah. Yeah. | 好 好 |
| [1:20:08] | See you. | 再见 |
| [1:20:14] | Good luck with the puberty. | 祝青春期好运哦 |
| [1:20:17] | She grabbed my butt. | 她摸我的屁屁 |
| [1:20:20] | That’s nice,Chowder. | 你好棒，巧达 |
| [1:20:22] | Hey,Mr. Nebbercracker. It’s time to go. | 史老猴伯伯 我们该走了 |
| [1:20:25] | Oh,you go on. I’ve got some work to do. | 你们先走 我还有事要做 |
| [1:20:30] | All right. Thanks. | 谢了 |
| [1:20:32] | I’ll see you around. All right. Bye. | 回头见了 拜拜… |
| [1:20:34] | Hey. | 嘿 |
| [1:20:36] | Stay off my lawn. | 给我滚出去 |
| [1:20:39] | I’m just kidding. | 开玩笑的 |
| [1:20:41] | You think he’ll be okay? Yeah. He’ll be fine. | 他不会有事吧？ 对，他很好 |
| [1:20:44] | He’ll go on vacation,get some color,maybe he’ll meet someone new. | 他要去渡假，晒晒太阳 也许会认识新朋友 |
| [1:20:48] | This time,maybe a nice beach house. | 这次也许会是栋海滩小屋 |
| [1:20:52] | Hey,DJ,look who’s here. | DJ，看谁回来了 |
| [1:20:53] | Yes,I can see that,thank you. No biggie. | 是啊，我看到了，谢了 不客气 |
| [1:20:55] | Hey,boys. Hey,Dad. | 嗨，孩子们 嘿，爸 |
| [1:21:01] | What the heck kind…? No,don’t tell me. Let me guess. | 这什么装…？ 不…不要说，让我来猜 |
| [1:21:04] | It’s… | 是… |
| [1:21:08] | Dirty pirates? That’s it. Dirty pirates. | 肮脏海盗？ 没错，肮脏海盗 |
| [1:21:13] | Fun,fun. Oh,you look adorable. | 好玩… 你们好可爱哦 |
| [1:21:16] | Have fun tonight. | 今晚好好玩哦 |
| [1:21:33] | You know,you were right. | DJ，你说得对 |
| [1:21:37] | We’re definitely too old for trick-or-treating. | 我们太老了，不该再去要糖吃了 |
| [1:21:40] | Oh,yeah. No question about it. | 是啊 你说得都对 |
| [1:21:47] | On the other hand… | 不过，话又说回来 |
| [1:21:50] | …we’ve been working all night. | 我们辛苦了一天 |
| [1:22:00] | Candy time? | 要糖吃？ |
| [1:22:02] | Candy time. | 要糖吃 |
| [1:22:04] | We’re back. Yes. | 太棒了，超酷的 |
| [1:22:06] | Candy. | 糖果 |
| [1:23:45] | Did we just get…? Yeah,yeah,yeah. | 我们是不是被…？ |
| [1:23:50] | It’s Halloween,right? | 万圣节，对吗？ |
| [1:23:52] | What do you say you and I go out… | 我们一起… 你跟我… |
| [1:23:57] | …and “inspect” some candy,huh? | 一起去巡视要糖的状况 |
| [1:24:03] | We should go eat some candy too. | 我们一起去要糖果吧 |
| [1:24:07] | That’s a good idea. | 好主意 |
| [1:24:08] | Okay. All right. Let’s go eat some candy. | 好，好了，我们去吃糖吧 |
| [1:24:13] | Lots of yummy candy. | 好多好吃的糖果 |
| [1:24:16] | Like carrots. | 像红萝卜 |
| [1:24:19] | All right,where’s the car? | 对 警车怎么不见去了 |
| [1:24:21] | And that is how I slayed that mystical dragon. | 我就是这样宰掉那头魔龙的 |
| [1:24:24] | Oh,yeah? That’s great. | 真的？太棒了 |
| [1:24:27] | Come on,baby. We’re out of here. | 走吧，宝贝 |
| [1:24:30] | Not so fast,Bones. | 你在作梦，骨头 |
| [1:24:33] | Times have changed. | 情况不同了 |
| [1:24:35] | Skull’s not like you. | 骷哥才不像你 |
| [1:24:37] | He gives me the respect I deserve… | 他会给我应得的尊重 |
| [1:24:40] | …and makes time for me. | 花时间陪我 |
| [1:24:42] | Whatever. | 随你便了 |
| [1:24:45] | Bones! | 骨头！ |
| [1:29:57] | Hello,fence. | 你好，篱笆 |
| [1:30:08] | Hello,leaves. | 你好，树叶 |
| [1:30:14] | Hello,sky. | 你好，天空 |
| [1:30:40] | Hey,DJ,look who’s here. | DJ，看谁回来了 |
| [1:30:41] | Yes,I can see that,thank you. No biggie. | 是啊，我看到了，谢了 不客气 |
| [1:30:43] | Hey,boys. Hey,Dad. | 嗨，孩子们 嘿，爸 |
| [1:30:49] | What the heck kind…? No,don’t tell me. Let me guess. | 这什么装…？ 不…不要说，让我来猜 |
| [1:30:52] | It’s… | 是… |
| [1:30:56] | Dirty pirates? That’s it. Dirty pirates. | 肮脏海盗？ 没错，肮脏海盗 |
| [1:31:01] | Fun,fun. Oh,you look adorable. | 好玩… 你们好可爱哦 |
| [1:31:04] | Have fun tonight. | 今晚好好玩哦 |
| [1:31:21] | You know,you were right. | DJ，你说得对 |
| [1:31:25] | We’re definitely too old for trick-or-treating. | 我们太老了，不该再去要糖吃了 |
| [1:31:28] | Oh,yeah. No question about it. | 是啊 你说得都对 |
| [1:31:35] | On the other hand… | 不过，话又说回来 |
| [1:31:38] | …we’ve been working all night. | 我们辛苦了一天 |
| [1:31:48] | Candy time? | 要糖吃？ |
| [1:31:50] | Candy time. | 要糖吃 |
| [1:31:52] | We’re back. Yes. | 太棒了，超酷的 |
| [1:31:54] | Candy. | 糖果 |