Men in Black III(黑衣人3)[2012]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：黑衣人3
英文名称：Men in Black III
年代：2012

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时间	英文	中文
[00:39]		鲍里斯
[00:57]		探访证
[00:58]	Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor.	瞧啊 居然有人来看鲍里斯这个孽畜
[00:58]	Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor.	瞧啊 居然有人来看鲍里斯这个孽畜
[01:01]	I guess one every 40 years is okay.	40年来 这是头一回
[01:01]	I guess one every 40 years is okay.	40年来 这是头一回
[01:07]	It’s a cake.	就是个蛋糕
[01:07]	It’s a cake.	就是个蛋糕
[01:08]	I decide what it is.	是什么我说了算
[01:08]	I decide what it is.	是什么我说了算
[01:10]		扫描结果 陶瓷炊具占 6% 有机物质占 94% 可通行
[01:14]	Looks like some kind of cake.	看来就是个蛋糕
[01:14]	Looks like some kind of cake.	看来就是个蛋糕
[01:16]	She’s clean.	她是干净的
[01:16]	She’s clean.	她是干净的
[01:18]	Well, not clean, but you know…	当然不是那个意思 你懂的
[01:18]	Well, not clean, but you know…	当然不是那个意思 你懂的
[01:57]	Oh, God.	我的天哪
[01:57]	Oh, God.	我的天哪
[02:07]	Boris the Animal,	孽畜鲍里斯
[02:07]	Boris the Animal,	孽畜鲍里斯
[02:10]	you’ve got a visitor.	有人看你来了
[02:10]	you’ve got a visitor.	有人看你来了
[02:11]	It’s just Boris.	叫我鲍里斯
[02:11]	It’s just Boris.	叫我鲍里斯
[02:20]	Your letters have been a soul-nourishing tonic.	你的来信 一直都是我的心灵鸡汤
[02:20]	Your letters have been a soul-nourishing tonic.	你的来信 一直都是我的心灵鸡汤
[02:26]	And you are much more	你可比照片要来得
[02:26]	And you are much more	你可比照片要来得
[02:29]	unconventionally handsome than your photos.	骨骼清秀 英俊脱俗
[02:29]	unconventionally handsome than your photos.	骨骼清秀 英俊脱俗
[02:44]	This ain’t a conjugal visit.	这不是配偶探访
[02:44]	This ain’t a conjugal visit.	这不是配偶探访
[02:46]	So quit your conjugating.	你们还是停止交配行为吧
[02:46]	So quit your conjugating.	你们还是停止交配行为吧
[02:48]	When’s the last time you conjugated anything?	你上次交配是什么时候的事了
[02:48]	When’s the last time you conjugated anything?	你上次交配是什么时候的事了
[02:52]	I see you’ve brought me a treat, darling.	亲爱的 我看到你给我带礼物了
[02:52]	I see you’ve brought me a treat, darling.	亲爱的 我看到你给我带礼物了
[02:55]	Would you mind cutting this up for us?	能帮忙切一下吗
[02:55]	Would you mind cutting this up for us?	能帮忙切一下吗
[02:56]	It’s a special day.	今天是个特殊的日子
[02:56]	It’s a special day.	今天是个特殊的日子
[02:58]	I’m a romantic like that.	我就是这么浪漫
[02:58]	I’m a romantic like that.	我就是这么浪漫
[03:06]	Oh, I wouldn’t do that.	你最好别这样
[03:06]	Oh, I wouldn’t do that.	你最好别这样
[03:07]	Why’s that?	为什么
[03:07]	Why’s that?	为什么
[03:08]	It’ll ruin your figure.	会毁了你的
[03:08]	It’ll ruin your figure.	会毁了你的
[03:55]	You complete me.	这下我才完整了
[03:55]	You complete me.	这下我才完整了
[04:16]	The big one.	大的那个
[04:16]	The big one.	大的那个
[04:22]	Boris! You promised to take me with you!	鲍里斯 你答应过要带我一起走的
[04:22]	Boris! You promised to take me with you!	鲍里斯 你答应过要带我一起走的
[04:24]	We had a deal!	我们说好了的
[04:24]	We had a deal!	我们说好了的
[04:28]	Obadiah Price.	俄巴底亚·普莱斯
[04:28]	Obadiah Price.	俄巴底亚·普莱斯
[04:31]	Yes. I did make you a promise.	没错 我的确答应过你
[04:31]	Yes. I did make you a promise.	没错 我的确答应过你
[04:43]	Wait. I smell something.	等一下 有点不对劲
[04:43]	Wait. I smell something.	等一下 有点不对劲
[04:52]	You can’t win, Boris.	束手就擒吧 鲍里斯
[04:52]	You can’t win, Boris.	束手就擒吧 鲍里斯
[04:54]	Let’s agree to disagree.	我可不这么想
[04:54]	Let’s agree to disagree.	我可不这么想
[04:56]	There’s too many of us.	我们人多势众
[04:56]	There’s too many of us.	我们人多势众
[04:57]	Rather hot in here. Mind if I open a window?	这儿真热 开个天窗怎么样
[04:57]	Rather hot in here. Mind if I open a window?	这儿真热 开个天窗怎么样
[05:19]	Sorry, darling. We did love the cake.	对不住了 亲爱的 谢谢你的蛋糕
[05:19]	Sorry, darling. We did love the cake.	对不住了 亲爱的 谢谢你的蛋糕
[05:29]		月桂冠监狱
[05:45]	Let’s rewrite history, shall we, K?	K 我们来重写历史吧 怎么样
[05:45]	Let’s rewrite history, shall we, K?	K 我们来重写历史吧 怎么样
[06:00]		黑衣人3
[06:10]	Good afternoon.	下午好
[06:10]	Good afternoon.	下午好
[06:11]	Please give your attention to my associate, Agent J.	大家注意 我的同事特工J有话要说
[06:11]	Please give your attention to my associate, Agent J.	大家注意 我的同事特工J有话要说
[06:14]	He’s going to demonstrate	他将给你们示范一个
[06:14]	He’s going to demonstrate	他将给你们示范一个
[06:15]	an electro-biomechanical neural-transmitting,	利用电生理零突触机制的
[06:15]	an electro-biomechanical neural-transmitting,	利用电生理零突触机制的
[06:17]	zero-synapse repositioner.	神经传导复位器
[06:17]	zero-synapse repositioner.	神经传导复位器
[06:19]	We call it the neuralyzer.	我们称之为神经分析仪
[06:19]	We call it the neuralyzer.	我们称之为神经分析仪
[06:21]	– Keep it simple, slick. – Thanks a lot.	-速战速决 小子 -多谢提醒
[06:21]	– Keep it simple, slick. – Thanks a lot.	-速战速决 小子 -多谢提醒
[06:23]	Thank you, Agent K.	谢谢 特工K
[06:23]	Thank you, Agent K.	谢谢 特工K
[06:24]	Ladies and gentlemen, if you will look right here.	女士们先生们 请看这里
[06:24]	Ladies and gentlemen, if you will look right here.	女士们先生们 请看这里
[06:30]	You know how you’re on an airplane	大家知道 在飞机上
[06:30]	You know how you’re on an airplane	大家知道 在飞机上
[06:31]	and a flight attendant asks you to turn your cellphone off?	乘务员会请你把手机关掉 对吧
[06:31]	and a flight attendant asks you to turn your cellphone off?	乘务员会请你把手机关掉 对吧
[06:33]	You’re like, “I ain’t turning my cellphone off.	你肯定会说 我才不关呢
[06:33]	You’re like, “I ain’t turning my cellphone off.	你肯定会说 我才不关呢
[06:35]	That don’t have nothing to do with no damn plane.”	手机又不会影响该死的飞机
[06:35]	That don’t have nothing to do with no damn plane.”	手机又不会影响该死的飞机
[06:37]	Well, this is what we get. That’s what happens.	结果就这样了 后果很严重
[06:37]	Well, this is what we get. That’s what happens.	结果就这样了 后果很严重
[06:39]	It gets up there, bounces around on the satellites and… bang!	飞机出轨 扰乱卫星 接着就相撞了
[06:39]	It gets up there, bounces around on the satellites and… bang!	飞机出轨 扰乱卫星 接着就相撞了
[06:43]	So it’s that just turn your damn phone off.	所以说还是乖乖地把手机关了
[06:43]	So it’s that just turn your damn phone off.	所以说还是乖乖地把手机关了
[06:44]	Now you’re gonna drive off a cliff tonight	晚上开车小心点 你们会冲下悬崖
[06:44]	Now you’re gonna drive off a cliff tonight	晚上开车小心点 你们会冲下悬崖
[06:46]	because your GPS don’t work.	没了卫星 全球定位系统就没用了
[06:46]	because your GPS don’t work.	没了卫星 全球定位系统就没用了
[06:49]	Check the composition of the fuel units and surface deposits.	检查一下燃料成分和表层沉积物
[06:49]	Check the composition of the fuel units and surface deposits.	检查一下燃料成分和表层沉积物
[06:52]	I wanna know who was driving.	我要知道是谁的飞行器
[06:52]	I wanna know who was driving.	我要知道是谁的飞行器
[06:54]	Yes, sir.	遵命 长官
[06:54]	Yes, sir.	遵命 长官
[06:55]	– What are you gonna say tonight? – Don’t worry.	-你今晚准备如何致辞 -别担心
[06:55]	– What are you gonna say tonight? – Don’t worry.	-你今晚准备如何致辞 -别担心
[06:58]	No, I’m very worried. This is important.	不 我可担心了 这很重要
[06:58]	No, I’m very worried. This is important.	不 我可担心了 这很重要
[07:00]	– I’m hungry. You hungry? – K.	-我饿了 你呢 -K
[07:00]	– I’m hungry. You hungry? – K.	-我饿了 你呢 -K
[07:02]	Seriously, I’m not even sure that’s meat.	说真的 我看那压根就不是肉
[07:02]	Seriously, I’m not even sure that’s meat.	说真的 我看那压根就不是肉
[07:05]	I think I just saw a tooth in that thing. Or a claw. Or a hoof.	里面好像有颗牙齿 也许是爪子或者脚趾
[07:05]	I think I just saw a tooth in that thing. Or a claw. Or a hoof.	里面好像有颗牙齿 也许是爪子或者脚趾
[07:09]	Thanks, Manny.	谢谢 曼尼
[07:09]	Thanks, Manny.	谢谢 曼尼
[07:10]	That does not belong in a pita,	皮塔饼里不该有那玩意儿
[07:10]	That does not belong in a pita,	皮塔饼里不该有那玩意儿
[07:12]	it belongs in a casket.	放在棺材里还差不多
[07:12]	it belongs in a casket.	放在棺材里还差不多
[07:13]	You know what would go good with this would be silence.	你要是安安静静的 该多好
[07:13]	You know what would go good with this would be silence.	你要是安安静静的 该多好
[07:16]	See, here’s the problem.	问题就在这儿
[07:16]	See, here’s the problem.	问题就在这儿
[07:17]	You can’t smell it	你闻不出来
[07:17]	You can’t smell it	你闻不出来
[07:18]	because your nose already smells like that,	因为你久在鲍鱼之肆不闻其臭
[07:18]	because your nose already smells like that,	因为你久在鲍鱼之肆不闻其臭
[07:21]	but my nose doesn’t.	但是我 出淤泥而不染
[07:21]	but my nose doesn’t.	但是我 出淤泥而不染
[07:22]	Silence goes good with a lot of things.	沉默是金 雄辩是银
[07:22]	Silence goes good with a lot of things.	沉默是金 雄辩是银
[07:23]	You ever try or is talking the way you breathe?	你尝试过沉默吗 还是你不说话就会死
[07:23]	You ever try or is talking the way you breathe?	你尝试过沉默吗 还是你不说话就会死
[07:26]	If you hate me, just say you hate me.	你要是讨厌我 直说就是了
[07:26]	If you hate me, just say you hate me.	你要是讨厌我 直说就是了
[07:27]	Don’t take it out on the car.	别拿车子出气
[07:27]	Don’t take it out on the car.	别拿车子出气
[07:29]	Let me enjoy this.	让我享受一下美味吧
[07:29]	Let me enjoy this.	让我享受一下美味吧
[07:30]	Whoa, enjoyment.	还享受呢
[07:30]	Whoa, enjoyment.	还享受呢
[07:32]	So that’s what enjoyment looks like on that face.	原来你享受的时候 表情是这样的
[07:32]	So that’s what enjoyment looks like on that face.	原来你享受的时候 表情是这样的
[07:35]	I like that emotion.	你自我陶醉的样子 我喜欢
[07:35]	I like that emotion.	你自我陶醉的样子 我喜欢
[07:36]	I keep emotion out of it.	我从不自我陶醉
[07:36]	I keep emotion out of it.	我从不自我陶醉
[07:38]	Out of what, K? Life?	为什么 K 为了”正常”生活吗
[07:38]	Out of what, K? Life?	为什么 K 为了”正常”生活吗
[07:43]	You don’t wanna run it by me?	你今晚真不打算让我代言吗
[07:43]	You don’t wanna run it by me?	你今晚真不打算让我代言吗
[07:44]	– Let me know what you’ll say? – Don’t worry.	-跟我说说你要讲什么吧 -别担心
[07:44]	– Let me know what you’ll say? – Don’t worry.	-跟我说说你要讲什么吧 -别担心
[07:46]	Oh, no, I’m worried. Very worried.	不行 我很担心 非常担心
[07:46]	Oh, no, I’m worried. Very worried.	不行 我很担心 非常担心
[07:49]	It’s the man’s eulogy. You have to show some feeling.	这可是悼词啊 你得表现出感情来
[07:49]	It’s the man’s eulogy. You have to show some feeling.	这可是悼词啊 你得表现出感情来
[07:52]	You know that thing that human people do	就是正常人利用面部的变化
[07:52]	You know that thing that human people do	就是正常人利用面部的变化
[07:53]	when they change the expression on their face?	来反应情感的行为
[07:53]	when they change the expression on their face?	来反应情感的行为
[07:56]	I worked with Zed for 40 years. A hell of an agent.	我和Z共事了40年 他是个牛逼的特工
[07:56]	I worked with Zed for 40 years. A hell of an agent.	我和Z共事了40年 他是个牛逼的特工
[07:59]	And I have written a hell of a speech for him.	我也为他定制了一个牛逼的悼词
[07:59]	And I have written a hell of a speech for him.	我也为他定制了一个牛逼的悼词
[08:02]	People will be moved.	会很感人的
[08:02]	People will be moved.	会很感人的
[08:09]		基督教歌曲 《奇异恩典》
[08:20]		悼念Z 19XX-2012
[08:24]	And now a few words from Agent K.	现在 由K来致辞
[08:24]	And now a few words from Agent K.	现在 由K来致辞
[08:27]	I worked with Zed for over 40 years,	我和Z共事了40多年
[08:27]	I worked with Zed for over 40 years,	我和Z共事了40多年
[08:30]	and in all that time he never invited me to dinner.	可他从没请我吃过饭
[08:30]	and in all that time he never invited me to dinner.	可他从没请我吃过饭
[08:32]	He never asked me to his house to watch a game.	从没邀请我去他家里看比赛
[08:32]	He never asked me to his house to watch a game.	从没邀请我去他家里看比赛
[08:36]	He never shared a single detail of his personal life.	他对自己个人生活 讳莫如深
[08:36]	He never shared a single detail of his personal life.	他对自己个人生活 讳莫如深
[08:40]	Yeah, he was weird.	说得对 他是个怪人
[08:40]	Yeah, he was weird.	说得对 他是个怪人
[08:47]	Thank you.	谢谢大家
[08:47]	Thank you.	谢谢大家
[08:50]	And now we will hear from our new chief, Agent O.	现在有请我们的新主管 特工O
[08:50]	And now we will hear from our new chief, Agent O.	现在有请我们的新主管 特工O
[08:54]	Thank you, Agent K. That was very moving.	谢谢特工K 感人至深的致辞
[08:54]	Thank you, Agent K. That was very moving.	谢谢特工K 感人至深的致辞
[08:56]	– That was your eulogy? – He was a good man.	-你的悼词就这样吗 -他是个好人
[08:56]	– That was your eulogy? – He was a good man.	-你的悼词就这样吗 -他是个好人
[08:59]	Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms.	女士们先生们 异型朋友们
[08:59]	Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms.	女士们先生们 异型朋友们
[09:03]	When I told the Finucian Zyglot about Zed’s passing,	我把Z的讣告传达给菲努斯星球的齐洛特
[09:03]	When I told the Finucian Zyglot about Zed’s passing,	我把Z的讣告传达给菲努斯星球的齐洛特
[09:07]	she said something that I’m going to repeat.	她深表哀悼 让我来转述一下
[09:07]	she said something that I’m going to repeat.	她深表哀悼 让我来转述一下
[09:10]	And I’m paraphrasing.	具体如下
[09:10]	And I’m paraphrasing.	具体如下
[09:35]	That’s just so Zed.	客观地评价了Z的一生
[09:35]	That’s just so Zed.	客观地评价了Z的一生
[09:38]	Thank you.	谢谢各位
[09:38]	Thank you.	谢谢各位
[09:51]	You lose something over here, Hondo?	你是不是丢了魂魄 二愣子
[09:51]	You lose something over here, Hondo?	你是不是丢了魂魄 二愣子
[09:53]	Can you promise, if I go first,	能不能答应我 如果我先走一步
[09:53]	Can you promise, if I go first,	能不能答应我 如果我先走一步
[09:55]	you’ll do better than that at my funeral?	在我的葬礼上说得更好些 行不
[09:55]	you’ll do better than that at my funeral?	在我的葬礼上说得更好些 行不
[09:57]	You know, something like,	比如 可以说
[09:57]	You know, something like,	比如 可以说
[09:59]	“J was a friend.	J是我的好朋友
[09:59]	“J was a friend.	J是我的好朋友
[10:01]	Now there’s a big part of me that’s gone.	他如今驾鹤西去 空余我惆怅独悲
[10:01]	Now there’s a big part of me that’s gone.	他如今驾鹤西去 空余我惆怅独悲
[10:04]	Oh, J, all the things that I should have said	J 我有好多话想对你说
[10:04]	Oh, J, all the things that I should have said	J 我有好多话想对你说
[10:08]	except I was too old and craggy and surly and just tight.	但是我老了 脾气又臭又倔强
[10:08]	except I was too old and craggy and surly and just tight.	但是我老了 脾气又臭又倔强
[10:14]	I was too tight.	我是个老顽固
[10:14]	I was too tight.	我是个老顽固
[10:16]	Now I’m gonna just miss your caramel-brown skin.”	我只能临风缅怀 缅怀你焦褐色的皮肤
[10:16]	Now I’m gonna just miss your caramel-brown skin.”	我只能临风缅怀 缅怀你焦褐色的皮肤
[10:20]	I’ll wing something.	放心 我会临时发挥的
[10:20]	I’ll wing something.	放心 我会临时发挥的
[10:24]	K, it’s O. We have reports of	K 我是O 我们接到报告
[10:24]	K, it’s O. We have reports of	K 我是O 我们接到报告
[10:27]	several humans suffering from intestinal worms of alien origin.	有人感染了外星蛔虫
[10:27]	several humans suffering from intestinal worms of alien origin.	有人感染了外星蛔虫
[10:31]	Thank you, O.	谢了 O
[10:31]	Thank you, O.	谢了 O
[10:34]	How did you get to be like you?	你是怎么变成这副德性的
[10:34]	How did you get to be like you?	你是怎么变成这副德性的
[10:36]	Seriously, something happened, K. What happened?	肯定事出有因 到底怎么了 K
[10:36]	Seriously, something happened, K. What happened?	肯定事出有因 到底怎么了 K
[10:38]	You know how I live such a happy life?	想知道我为什么能这么快乐吗
[10:38]	You know how I live such a happy life?	想知道我为什么能这么快乐吗
[10:40]	How you live such a happy life?	你还自以为”这么快乐”
[10:40]	How you live such a happy life?	你还自以为”这么快乐”
[10:43]	I don’t ask questions I don’t want to know the answer to.	对于不愿面对的问题 我从来不问
[10:43]	I don’t ask questions I don’t want to know the answer to.	对于不愿面对的问题 我从来不问
[10:47]	That’s deep.	真深刻
[10:47]	That’s deep.	真深刻
[11:00]	Jeffrey.	杰弗里
[11:00]	Jeffrey.	杰弗里
[11:04]	Do I know you?	我们认识吗
[11:04]	Do I know you?	我们认识吗
[11:05]	Your services are legendary.	这家店的服务是无所不能的
[11:05]	Your services are legendary.	这家店的服务是无所不能的
[11:07]	So says your father, Obadiah.	听说从你爸开始就这样了
[11:07]	So says your father, Obadiah.	听说从你爸开始就这样了
[11:10]	You were in Lunar-Max.	你在月桂冠监狱待过
[11:10]	You were in Lunar-Max.	你在月桂冠监狱待过
[11:12]	There is no prison that can hold me.	没有哪个监狱能关得住我
[11:12]	There is no prison that can hold me.	没有哪个监狱能关得住我
[11:16]	Cool for you. What do you need from me, man?	帅呆了 你想要什么呢 大哥
[11:16]	Cool for you. What do you need from me, man?	帅呆了 你想要什么呢 大哥
[11:19]	The device.	时光穿梭仪
[11:19]	The device.	时光穿梭仪
[11:20]	I’m going back in time to kill a man	我要穿越回去杀个人
[11:20]	I’m going back in time to kill a man	我要穿越回去杀个人
[11:22]	before he takes my arm.	在他把我的手臂打掉之前
[11:22]	before he takes my arm.	在他把我的手臂打掉之前
[11:35]		吴园酒家 钻石花园海鲜饭店
[11:41]	K, J!	K J 你们好啊
[11:41]	K, J!	K J 你们好啊
[11:43]	So happy to see you. Mr. Wu get you your regular table?	真高兴又见面了 坐老位置吗
[11:43]	So happy to see you. Mr. Wu get you your regular table?	真高兴又见面了 坐老位置吗
[11:54]	You no hungry?	不吃点东西吗
[11:54]	You no hungry?	不吃点东西吗
[11:55]	Show us the tanks, Wu.	我们要看看货仓
[11:55]	Show us the tanks, Wu.	我们要看看货仓
[11:56]	Oh, sure, sure. You look. Very fresh.	没问题 你们随便看 都是新鲜的
[11:56]	Oh, sure, sure. You look. Very fresh.	没问题 你们随便看 都是新鲜的
[11:59]	Show us the tanks in the back.	我们要看最里面的那些
[11:59]	Show us the tanks in the back.	我们要看最里面的那些
[12:02]	So sorry. No speak English. You come back later, okay?	对不起 我英文不好 欢迎下次惠顾
[12:02]	So sorry. No speak English. You come back later, okay?	对不起 我英文不好 欢迎下次惠顾
[12:05]	Save the chop-socky bullshit for the tourists, Wu.	省省吧 这种骗旅客的废话 吴
[12:05]	Save the chop-socky bullshit for the tourists, Wu.	省省吧 这种骗旅客的废话 吴
[12:10]	Hey, what you guys wanna bust my balls for, huh?	你们百般刁难 让我蛋疼 为什么
[12:10]	Hey, what you guys wanna bust my balls for, huh?	你们百般刁难 让我蛋疼 为什么
[12:13]	You don’t have no balls.	疼什么疼 你又没有蛋蛋
[12:13]	You don’t have no balls.	疼什么疼 你又没有蛋蛋
[12:18]	Man, you look like you come from the planet…	朋友 看来你像是来自
[12:18]	Man, you look like you come from the planet…	朋友 看来你像是来自
[12:21]	Damn.	混蛋星球
[12:21]	Damn.	混蛋星球
[12:22]	And Bob here is a clear violation of	鲍勃 这一次你明显违反了
[12:22]	And Bob here is a clear violation of	鲍勃 这一次你明显违反了
[12:25]	Health Ordinance 32.	健康法规第32条
[12:25]	Health Ordinance 32.	健康法规第32条
[12:26]	Selling unlicensed extraterrestrial	出售未经许可的
[12:26]	Selling unlicensed extraterrestrial	出售未经许可的
[12:32]	foodstuffs.	外星食材
[12:32]	foodstuffs.	外星食材
[12:33]	That is an Earth fish.	那鱼可是地球品种
[12:33]	That is an Earth fish.	那鱼可是地球品种
[12:35]	Very traditional in China.	中国的传统菜肴
[12:35]	Very traditional in China.	中国的传统菜肴
[12:38]	You arrest me, that’s a hate crime!	你要是抓我 就是憎恨犯罪
[12:38]	You arrest me, that’s a hate crime!	你要是抓我 就是憎恨犯罪
[12:38]		憎恨犯罪 以种族或者其它憎恨理由实施犯罪行为
[12:39]	It would be if you were Chinese.	那也得有个前提 你是中国人
[12:39]	It would be if you were Chinese.	那也得有个前提 你是中国人
[12:42]	K, come on. I got larvae to feed.	K 拜托了 我还得养家糊口呢
[12:42]	K, come on. I got larvae to feed.	K 拜托了 我还得养家糊口呢
[12:46]	Who is the Spiky Bulba for?	刺钉鱼是给谁准备的
[12:46]	Who is the Spiky Bulba for?	刺钉鱼是给谁准备的
[12:48]	Nobody.	没给谁
[12:48]	Nobody.	没给谁
[12:49]	Who’s it for?	给谁
[12:49]	Who’s it for?	给谁
[12:50]	I keep them in case!	我放着以备不时之需
[12:50]	I keep them in case!	我放着以备不时之需
[12:51]	– In case what? – I don’t know!	-谁有这个需求 -我不知道
[12:51]	– In case what? – I don’t know!	-谁有这个需求 -我不知道
[12:53]	Anybody!	谁都有可能啊
[12:53]	Anybody!	谁都有可能啊
[12:54]	All right, you slug.	好吧 你个鼻涕虫
[12:54]	All right, you slug.	好吧 你个鼻涕虫
[12:59]	Wu, he and I are having issues in our relationship right now,	吴 他和我闹别扭 正在气头
[12:59]	Wu, he and I are having issues in our relationship right now,	吴 他和我闹别扭 正在气头
[13:01]	but you shouldn’t have to suffer for that.	不该让你受到牵连
[13:01]	but you shouldn’t have to suffer for that.	不该让你受到牵连
[13:03]	Thank you, J.	谢了 J
[13:03]	Thank you, J.	谢了 J
[13:04]	So if you don’t like getting fish-slapped,	所以要想不被”鱼”扇耳光
[13:04]	So if you don’t like getting fish-slapped,	所以要想不被”鱼”扇耳光
[13:05]	I’m gonna need you to keep to our agreement.	就给我乖乖地配合调查
[13:05]	I’m gonna need you to keep to our agreement.	就给我乖乖地配合调查
[13:07]	Earth people get Earth fish. Real Earth fish.	给地球人上真正的地球鱼 别耍花招
[13:07]	Earth people get Earth fish. Real Earth fish.	给地球人上真正的地球鱼 别耍花招
[13:10]	On behalf of my pathetic self and worthless children,	可怜可怜我和卑微的孩子们
[13:10]	On behalf of my pathetic self and worthless children,	可怜可怜我和卑微的孩子们
[13:13]	you stay.	请你们留下
[13:13]	you stay.	请你们留下
[13:14]	Allow me most honorable benefit	让我以无上的光荣
[13:14]	Allow me most honorable benefit	让我以无上的光荣
[13:15]	of serving you favorite noodles, K?	为你们煮一碗心爱的面条吧 K
[13:15]	of serving you favorite noodles, K?	为你们煮一碗心爱的面条吧 K
[13:18]	Don’t nobody want your nasty-ass noodles, Wu.	谁要吃你那烂面条 吴
[13:18]	Don’t nobody want your nasty-ass noodles, Wu.	谁要吃你那烂面条 吴
[13:20]	You’re a piece of shit, Wu.	你他妈的就是一坨屎 犯贱
[13:20]	You’re a piece of shit, Wu.	你他妈的就是一坨屎 犯贱
[13:21]	Shrimp and bok choy.	加点虾和白菜
[13:21]	Shrimp and bok choy.	加点虾和白菜
[13:23]	We’re gonna be here for a while.	我们要在这儿待上一会儿
[13:23]	We’re gonna be here for a while.	我们要在这儿待上一会儿
[13:40]	That was just mean.	有点儿过了
[13:40]	That was just mean.	有点儿过了
[13:42]	What you did to Wu back there.	你刚才对吴做的
[13:42]	What you did to Wu back there.	你刚才对吴做的
[13:45]	Snatched his skirt off.	把他的裙子都给剥了
[13:45]	Snatched his skirt off.	把他的裙子都给剥了
[13:47]	That’s just disrespectful.	真是无礼
[13:47]	That’s just disrespectful.	真是无礼
[13:50]	I used to play a game with my dad.	我以前和我爸玩过一个游戏
[13:50]	I used to play a game with my dad.	我以前和我爸玩过一个游戏
[13:52]	What’ll You Have For Your Last Meal.	叫做 “最后的晚餐吃什么”
[13:52]	What’ll You Have For Your Last Meal.	叫做 “最后的晚餐吃什么”
[13:55]	You could do worse than this.	比起这个来 可好多了
[13:55]	You could do worse than this.	比起这个来 可好多了
[13:59]	Okay.	这么说来
[13:59]	Okay.	这么说来
[14:02]	I used to play a game with my dad,	我也和我爸爸玩过一个游戏
[14:02]	I used to play a game with my dad,	我也和我爸爸玩过一个游戏
[14:03]	called catch.	叫做 “接球”
[14:03]	called catch.	叫做 “接球”
[14:05]	Except I’d throw the ball and it’d just hit the wall	只不过 我是把球对着墙壁扔
[14:05]	Except I’d throw the ball and it’d just hit the wall	只不过 我是把球对着墙壁扔
[14:07]	because he wasn’t there.	因为他是个虚拟人
[14:07]	because he wasn’t there.	因为他是个虚拟人
[14:09]	Don’t badmouth your old man.	别说你老爸的坏话
[14:09]	Don’t badmouth your old man.	别说你老爸的坏话
[14:12]	I’m not badmouthing him. I just didn’t really know him.	我没在说他坏话 我只是从来不了解他
[14:12]	I’m not badmouthing him. I just didn’t really know him.	我没在说他坏话 我只是从来不了解他
[14:15]	It’s not right.	不对
[14:15]	It’s not right.	不对
[14:16]	Damn right it’s not. A little boy needs a father.	当然不对了 哪个小孩不需要父亲
[14:16]	Damn right it’s not. A little boy needs a father.	当然不对了 哪个小孩不需要父亲
[14:19]	Table one hasn’t ordered a thing.	1号桌什么都没点
[14:19]	Table one hasn’t ordered a thing.	1号桌什么都没点
[14:21]	Table three over there just drank his fourth cup	3号桌一直在喝鸭酱
[14:21]	Table three over there just drank his fourth cup	3号桌一直在喝鸭酱
[14:21]		鸭酱 一种鸭血制成的调味品
[14:23]	of duck sauce.	喝第四杯了
[14:23]	of duck sauce.	喝第四杯了
[14:29]	K, the crashed ship from this morning was stolen from	K 今天上午坠地的飞船 是来自
[14:29]	K, the crashed ship from this morning was stolen from	K 今天上午坠地的飞船 是来自
[14:32]	Lunar-Max Prison.	月桂冠监狱
[14:32]	Lunar-Max Prison.	月桂冠监狱
[14:33]	Boris the Animal.	孽畜鲍里斯干的
[14:33]	Boris the Animal.	孽畜鲍里斯干的
[14:34]	How did you know?	你怎么知道的
[14:34]	How did you know?	你怎么知道的
[14:35]	He has a taste for Spiky Bulba.	他对刺钉鱼情有独钟
[14:35]	He has a taste for Spiky Bulba.	他对刺钉鱼情有独钟
[14:37]	Give us a minute, will you, chief?	容后再议 头儿
[14:37]	Give us a minute, will you, chief?	容后再议 头儿
[14:40]	We’re in a situation.	我们有活干了
[14:40]	We’re in a situation.	我们有活干了
[14:43]	Oh, yeah.	是啊
[14:43]	Oh, yeah.	是啊
[14:44]		营业 [背面为”下班”]
[14:45]	I take the Chloropod.	我去干掉克罗洛普
[14:45]	I take the Chloropod.	我去干掉克罗洛普
[14:46]	You take the Tarantabee.	你对付塔兰塔比
[14:46]	You take the Tarantabee.	你对付塔兰塔比
[14:47]	And the Hydronian over there.	还有那儿的海德洛尼安
[14:47]	And the Hydronian over there.	还有那儿的海德洛尼安
[14:49]	I’ll take the kitchen.	我负责厨房
[14:49]	I’ll take the kitchen.	我负责厨房
[14:50]	Meet you on the street.	然后在街上会合
[14:50]	Meet you on the street.	然后在街上会合
[14:52]	This is a very confusing time in my life.	我正处在人生中的迷惘期呢
[14:52]	This is a very confusing time in my life.	我正处在人生中的迷惘期呢
[15:31]	Keep your mouth closed, keep your head down.	把嘴闭上 把头低下
[15:31]	Keep your mouth closed, keep your head down.	把嘴闭上 把头低下
[17:01]	Hello, K.	你好 K
[17:01]	Hello, K.	你好 K
[17:05]	Boris the Animal.	孽畜鲍里斯
[17:05]	Boris the Animal.	孽畜鲍里斯
[17:07]	It’s just Boris.	叫我 鲍里斯
[17:07]	It’s just Boris.	叫我 鲍里斯
[17:09]	You haven’t changed very much.	你还是老样子
[17:09]	You haven’t changed very much.	你还是老样子
[17:11]	I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.	我打断的胳膊 还是当初的样子
[17:11]	I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.	我打断的胳膊 还是当初的样子
[17:14]	Yes, my arm.	是啊 我的胳膊
[17:14]	Yes, my arm.	是啊 我的胳膊
[17:18]	We’ve thought about that moment	40年了 我们彼此都对那一刻
[17:18]	We’ve thought about that moment	40年了 我们彼此都对那一刻
[17:21]	every day for the last 40 years.	每天念念不忘呢
[17:21]	every day for the last 40 years.	每天念念不忘呢
[17:23]	Well, that’s just not living a full life.	这可不是积极的生活态度
[17:23]	Well, that’s just not living a full life.	这可不是积极的生活态度
[17:26]	I can promise you it will be longer than yours.	我保证会比你活得更长
[17:26]	I can promise you it will be longer than yours.	我保证会比你活得更长
[17:28]	Lonelier too.	也更孤单
[17:28]	Lonelier too.	也更孤单
[17:30]	Since you’re the last Boglodite standing.	你是最后一个伯格罗蒂特人了
[17:30]	Since you’re the last Boglodite standing.	你是最后一个伯格罗蒂特人了
[17:32]	We’ll see about that.	这可不好说
[17:32]	We’ll see about that.	这可不好说
[17:34]	But first, I want the pleasure of killing you.	不过 我要先杀你为快
[17:34]	But first, I want the pleasure of killing you.	不过 我要先杀你为快
[17:38]	Yo, K.	喂 K
[17:38]	Yo, K.	喂 K
[17:41]	– Where the hell have you been? – Fishing.	-你上哪儿去了 -钓鱼
[17:41]	– Where the hell have you been? – Fishing.	-你上哪儿去了 -钓鱼
[18:01]	You don’t know it, K, but you’re already dead.	你可能还不知道 K 你早就死了
[18:01]	You don’t know it, K, but you’re already dead.	你可能还不知道 K 你早就死了
[18:10]	You all right?	你没事吧
[18:10]	You all right?	你没事吧
[18:23]	May I have everyone’s attention, please?	各位 请注意
[18:23]	May I have everyone’s attention, please?	各位 请注意
[18:29]	Thank you.	谢谢
[18:29]	Thank you.	谢谢
[18:30]	You know how your kid	你们的孩子
[18:30]	You know how your kid	你们的孩子
[18:31]	won the goldfish in that little baggie from the school fair	从学校跳蚤市场赚回一条金鱼
[18:31]	won the goldfish in that little baggie from the school fair	从学校跳蚤市场赚回一条金鱼
[18:35]	and you didn’t want that nasty thing in your house,	但你们觉得恶心 不想把它放在屋里
[18:35]	and you didn’t want that nasty thing in your house,	但你们觉得恶心 不想把它放在屋里
[18:36]	so you told your kid it ran away	于是就骗孩子说它跑了
[18:36]	so you told your kid it ran away	于是就骗孩子说它跑了
[18:38]	but what you really did was flush it down the toilet?	而事实上是把金鱼扔进马桶冲掉了
[18:38]	but what you really did was flush it down the toilet?	而事实上是把金鱼扔进马桶冲掉了
[18:40]	Well, this is what happens.	看吧 这就是后果
[18:40]	Well, this is what happens.	看吧 这就是后果
[18:42]	Okay? See what I’m talking about? Don’t lie to your kids.	明白吗 所以说 别骗小孩子
[18:42]	Okay? See what I’m talking about? Don’t lie to your kids.	明白吗 所以说 别骗小孩子
[18:51]	Man, I am getting too old for this.	老兄 我老了 干不动了
[18:51]	Man, I am getting too old for this.	老兄 我老了 干不动了
[18:54]	I can only imagine how you feel.	你的感受 我只能想象
[18:54]	I can only imagine how you feel.	你的感受 我只能想象
[18:56]	Boris the Animal.	孽畜鲍里斯
[18:56]	Boris the Animal.	孽畜鲍里斯
[18:59]	I put him away a long time ago.	我把他关在牢里很久了
[18:59]	I put him away a long time ago.	我把他关在牢里很久了
[19:00]	It’s the worst mistake I ever made.	这是我犯的最大错误
[19:00]	It’s the worst mistake I ever made.	这是我犯的最大错误
[19:02]	Why? Was he innocent?	怎么了 他是无辜的吗
[19:02]	Why? Was he innocent?	怎么了 他是无辜的吗
[19:05]	Should have killed him.	我早该把他处决的
[19:05]	Should have killed him.	我早该把他处决的
[19:08]	Well, shit, let’s go get him.	既然这样 我们这就去把他干掉
[19:08]	Well, shit, let’s go get him.	既然这样 我们这就去把他干掉
[19:10]	No.	不
[19:10]	No.	不
[19:11]	– No. – Leave it alone.	-不吗 -你别插手
[19:11]	– No. – Leave it alone.	-不吗 -你别插手
[19:13]	It’s above your pay grade.	这超出了你的执行级别
[19:13]	It’s above your pay grade.	这超出了你的执行级别
[19:14]	We’re partners. We have the same pay grade.	我们是搭档 等级不是一样的吗
[19:14]	We’re partners. We have the same pay grade.	我们是搭档 等级不是一样的吗
[19:16]	It has nothing to do with you. Mind your own business.	这和你没关系 别管闲事
[19:16]	It has nothing to do with you. Mind your own business.	这和你没关系 别管闲事
[19:20]	Okay, first of all,	好 首先
[19:20]	Okay, first of all,	好 首先
[19:21]	let’s get a little bit of that bass out your voice.	别用这种语气跟我说话
[19:21]	let’s get a little bit of that bass out your voice.	别用这种语气跟我说话
[19:23]	And secondly, as long as Spikey Boy is running around town,	其次 只要那刺钉佬还在这里
[19:23]	And secondly, as long as Spikey Boy is running around town,	其次 只要那刺钉佬还在这里
[19:25]	this is my whole business.	我就管定了
[19:25]	this is my whole business.	我就管定了
[19:27]	You’ll forget about Boris	最好别碰鲍里斯的案子
[19:27]	You’ll forget about Boris	最好别碰鲍里斯的案子
[19:28]	or my report will reflect	不然我就在报告里说
[19:28]	or my report will reflect	不然我就在报告里说
[19:30]	that your conduct has been unbecoming.	你行为不当
[19:30]	that your conduct has been unbecoming.	你行为不当
[19:32]	Well, maybe my report is gonna reflect some shit too, K.	那我也可以在报告里”检举”你 K
[19:32]	Well, maybe my report is gonna reflect some shit too, K.	那我也可以在报告里”检举”你 K
[19:35]	– You are suspended for two weeks. – Bullshit.	-你被停职两周 -才怪
[19:35]	– You are suspended for two weeks. – Bullshit.	-你被停职两周 -才怪
[19:38]	Four weeks.	那就四周
[19:38]	Four weeks.	那就四周
[19:41]	How about I quit?	我干脆辞了算了
[19:41]	How about I quit?	我干脆辞了算了
[19:42]	There are things out there you do not need to know.	有些事情你不需要知道
[19:42]	There are things out there you do not need to know.	有些事情你不需要知道
[19:45]	That’s not the lie you told me when you recruited me.	你当初招我的时候可没说这种鬼话
[19:45]	That’s not the lie you told me when you recruited me.	你当初招我的时候可没说这种鬼话
[19:58]	What up, pops? Lose your partner?	怎么了 潮男 搭档不理你了
[19:58]	What up, pops? Lose your partner?	怎么了 潮男 搭档不理你了
[20:01]	Yeah.	是的
[20:01]	Yeah.	是的
[20:03]	Next shuttle to Afazumba	前往阿法尊巴的下一班飞船
[20:03]	Next shuttle to Afazumba	前往阿法尊巴的下一班飞船
[20:06]	leaving in 22 minutes.	将在22分钟后起飞
[20:06]	leaving in 22 minutes.	将在22分钟后起飞
[20:21]	Search	检索
[20:21]	Search	检索
[20:22]	Boris the Animal.	孽畜鲍里斯
[20:22]	Boris the Animal.	孽畜鲍里斯
[20:23]	Boris the Animal, Boglodite assassin.	孽畜鲍里斯 伯格罗蒂特杀手
[20:23]	Boris the Animal, Boglodite assassin.	孽畜鲍里斯 伯格罗蒂特杀手
[20:25]	Boglodites were a rogue alien race	伯格罗蒂特人为凶残的外星种族
[20:25]	Boglodites were a rogue alien race	伯格罗蒂特人为凶残的外星种族
[20:27]	that consumed all planets in their path.	杀人毁星 无恶不作
[20:27]	that consumed all planets in their path.	杀人毁星 无恶不作
[20:29]	Boris the Animal was the only suspect	发生在地球上的外星人系列谋杀案
[20:29]	Boris the Animal was the only suspect	发生在地球上的外星人系列谋杀案
[20:31]	in a series of alien murders committed on Earth.	孽畜鲍里斯是唯一的嫌犯
[20:31]	in a series of alien murders committed on Earth.	孽畜鲍里斯是唯一的嫌犯
[20:34]	Incident report.	我要看案件报告
[20:34]	Incident report.	我要看案件报告
[20:35]	Boris the Animal was convicted	作为69年7月15日连环谋杀案的凶手
[20:35]	Boris the Animal was convicted	作为69年7月15日连环谋杀案的凶手
[20:37]	for the following murders that occurred on July 15, 1969.	孽畜鲍里斯被判有罪
[20:37]	for the following murders that occurred on July 15, 1969.	孽畜鲍里斯被判有罪
[20:41]		康尼岛 纽约市布鲁克林区的半岛 著名的海上度假胜地
[20:41]	Murder number one, Coney Island, 10: 37 a.m.	凶案一 发生于康尼岛 10:37
[20:41]	Murder number one, Coney Island, 10: 37 a.m.	凶案一 发生于康尼岛 10:37
[20:43]	Roman the Fabulist.	受害人 寓言家罗曼
[20:43]	Roman the Fabulist.	受害人 寓言家罗曼
[20:45]	Murder number two, the factory.	凶案二 工厂
[20:45]	Murder number two, the factory.	凶案二 工厂
[20:48]	Refine search.	精确检索
[20:48]	Refine search.	精确检索
[20:48]	Agent K.	特工K
[20:48]	Agent K.	特工K
[20:50]	Junior Agent K apprehended and arrested Boris the Animal	特工新人K逮捕孽畜鲍里斯
[20:50]	Junior Agent K apprehended and arrested Boris the Animal	特工新人K逮捕孽畜鲍里斯
[20:53]	on July 16, 1969,	时间 1969年7月16日
[20:53]	on July 16, 1969,	时间 1969年7月16日
[20:55]		卡纳维拉尔角 著名的航空海岸 美国航天飞机的发射地点
[20:55]	at Cape Canaveral, Florida.	地点 佛罗里达州 卡纳维拉尔角
[20:55]	at Cape Canaveral, Florida.	地点 佛罗里达州 卡纳维拉尔角
[20:57]	Cape Canaveral…	卡纳维拉尔角
[20:57]	Cape Canaveral…	卡纳维拉尔角
[20:58]	Agent K received highest commendation for heroic action	K特工被授予最高表彰 因为他的英勇
[20:58]	Agent K received highest commendation for heroic action	K特工被授予最高表彰 因为他的英勇
[21:01]	including implementation of the Arc Net Defense System	以及启用了天网防御系统
[21:01]	including implementation of the Arc Net Defense System	以及启用了天网防御系统
[21:04]	which protected the Earth from Boglodite invasion	保护地球免遭伯格罗蒂特人入侵
[21:04]	which protected the Earth from Boglodite invasion	保护地球免遭伯格罗蒂特人入侵
[21:07]	and led to the race’s extinction.	并成功消灭该种族
[21:07]	and led to the race’s extinction.	并成功消灭该种族
[21:09]	Details.	给我详细资料
[21:09]	Details.	给我详细资料
[21:10]	Access restricted.	访问受限
[21:10]	Access restricted.	访问受限
[21:13]	Excuse me? Clearance level senior agent,	开玩笑吧 我是J
[21:13]	Excuse me? Clearance level senior agent,	开玩笑吧 我是J
[21:15]	class one. J.	资深特工 权限一级
[21:15]	class one. J.	资深特工 权限一级
[21:18]	Access denied.	访问被拒绝
[21:18]	Access denied.	访问被拒绝
[21:20]	What?	怎么回事
[21:20]	What?	怎么回事
[21:36]	So why this sudden interest in your partner’s old exploits?	怎么突然对搭档的既往史感兴趣了
[21:36]	So why this sudden interest in your partner’s old exploits?	怎么突然对搭档的既往史感兴趣了
[21:40]	What happened between Boris and K?	鲍里斯和K到底怎么回事
[21:40]	What happened between Boris and K?	鲍里斯和K到底怎么回事
[21:42]	That’s easy.	很简单
[21:42]	That’s easy.	很简单
[21:43]	K imprisoned Boris. He put up the Arc Net.	K让鲍里斯蹲监狱 并布置了天网
[21:43]	K imprisoned Boris. He put up the Arc Net.	K让鲍里斯蹲监狱 并布置了天网
[21:45]	He protected the Earth from the Boglodites.	他使地球免于受伯格罗蒂特人的屠戮
[21:45]	He protected the Earth from the Boglodites.	他使地球免于受伯格罗蒂特人的屠戮
[21:48]	He did his job.	恪尽职守
[21:48]	He did his job.	恪尽职守
[21:51]	You know that’s not what I’m asking.	你知道我问的不是这个
[21:51]	You know that’s not what I’m asking.	你知道我问的不是这个
[21:53]	Cape Canaveral, what happened?	卡纳维拉尔角发生了什么
[21:53]	Cape Canaveral, what happened?	卡纳维拉尔角发生了什么
[21:55]	Something that changed him.	让他从此改变的事情
[21:55]	Something that changed him.	让他从此改变的事情
[21:58]	Leave it at that.	别再问了
[21:58]	Leave it at that.	别再问了
[22:01]	So you two go way back, huh?	你们俩是不是原来有过一腿
[22:01]	So you two go way back, huh?	你们俩是不是原来有过一腿
[22:09]	That’s classified.	这是机密
[22:09]	That’s classified.	这是机密
[22:12]	A word of advice, Agent J.	一点建议 特工J
[22:12]	A word of advice, Agent J.	一点建议 特工J
[22:14]	Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.	别问那些你不想面对的问题
[22:14]	Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.	别问那些你不想面对的问题
[22:20]	That’s funny. That is exactly what K said.	有意思 K也是这么说的
[22:20]	That’s funny. That is exactly what K said.	有意思 K也是这么说的
[22:27]	He’s a very wise man.	他是个睿智的男人
[22:27]	He’s a very wise man.	他是个睿智的男人
[22:29]	Take the rest of the night off.	今晚好好休息吧
[22:29]	Take the rest of the night off.	今晚好好休息吧
[22:48]	What?	怎么了
[22:48]	What?	怎么了
[22:49]	Guess I owe you some answers, hoss.	我想我该给你解释些什么
[22:49]	Guess I owe you some answers, hoss.	我想我该给你解释些什么
[22:52]	What, you’re feeling chatty all of a sudden?	怎么 突然就想开聊了
[22:52]	What, you’re feeling chatty all of a sudden?	怎么 突然就想开聊了
[22:54]	I can’t talk right now.	我现在不方便说话
[22:54]	I can’t talk right now.	我现在不方便说话
[22:55]	I’ve got secret cases of my own I’m working on.	我有点私事要做
[22:55]	I’ve got secret cases of my own I’m working on.	我有点私事要做
[22:58]	I hate to tear you away from your video game.	我也不想打扰你玩游戏
[22:58]	I hate to tear you away from your video game.	我也不想打扰你玩游戏
[23:01]	All right, I’m hanging up.	好了 我要挂了
[23:01]	All right, I’m hanging up.	好了 我要挂了
[23:03]	You know the most destructive force in the universe?	你知道宇宙中破坏力最强的是什么吗
[23:03]	You know the most destructive force in the universe?	你知道宇宙中破坏力最强的是什么吗
[23:07]	Sugar?	糖吗
[23:07]	Sugar?	糖吗
[23:09]	Regret.	是悔恨
[23:09]	Regret.	是悔恨
[23:13]	You don’t have to wait. Just talk.	别停啊 接着说
[23:13]	You don’t have to wait. Just talk.	别停啊 接着说
[23:15]	I promised you the secrets of the universe. Nothing more.	我只想告诉你宇宙的秘密 没别的了
[23:15]	I promised you the secrets of the universe. Nothing more.	我只想告诉你宇宙的秘密 没别的了
[23:18]	So there’s secrets out there that the universe don’t know about?	你是说 宇宙还有连自己都不知道的秘密吗
[23:18]	So there’s secrets out there that the universe don’t know about?	你是说 宇宙还有连自己都不知道的秘密吗
[24:40]	Mommy.	妈妈
[24:40]	Mommy.	妈妈
[24:58]	Can I help you?	请问有什么事
[24:58]	Can I help you?	请问有什么事
[25:03]	K?	K在不
[25:03]	K?	K在不
[25:05]	5k.	这里可是5K
[25:05]	5k.	这里可是5K
[25:11]	I’m sorry, is that chocolate milk?	不好意思 那是巧克力奶吗
[25:11]	I’m sorry, is that chocolate milk?	不好意思 那是巧克力奶吗
[25:13]	Can I–? I’m so sorry.	可以让我尝一口吗 真是抱歉
[25:13]	Can I–? I’m so sorry.	可以让我尝一口吗 真是抱歉
[25:14]	I don’t know what….	我不知该怎么…
[25:14]	I don’t know what….	我不知该怎么…
[25:17]	Mommy, the president is drinking my milk.	妈妈 总统在喝我的奶茶
[25:17]	Mommy, the president is drinking my milk.	妈妈 总统在喝我的奶茶
[25:17]		小孩以为J是奥巴马总统
[25:23]	I’m sorry.	真对不起
[25:23]	I’m sorry.	真对不起
[25:27]	He didn’t say please.	他没说”请”
[25:27]	He didn’t say please.	他没说”请”
[25:43]	K get in yet?	K来了吗
[25:43]	K get in yet?	K来了吗
[25:45]	Who?	K是谁
[25:45]	Who?	K是谁
[25:46]	You new?	你新来的吧
[25:46]	You new?	你新来的吧
[25:47]	Very funny, Agent J.	真会开玩笑 特工J
[25:47]	Very funny, Agent J.	真会开玩笑 特工J
[25:58]	J, everything you told me yesterday, you were right as rain.	J 你昨天跟我说的 真是对极了
[25:58]	J, everything you told me yesterday, you were right as rain.	J 你昨天跟我说的 真是对极了
[26:01]	Thank God for that 10-hour stakeout.	幸好盯了10小时梢 收获匪浅
[26:01]	Thank God for that 10-hour stakeout.	幸好盯了10小时梢 收获匪浅
[26:03]	Who are you?	你是哪位啊
[26:03]	Who are you?	你是哪位啊
[26:04]	Exactly. I feel like a whole new man today.	没错 我也觉得自己完全换了个人
[26:04]	Exactly. I feel like a whole new man today.	没错 我也觉得自己完全换了个人
[26:07]	Like this great weight has been lifted.	浑身一下子轻松了许多
[26:07]	Like this great weight has been lifted.	浑身一下子轻松了许多
[26:08]	I’ve had anger issues my entire life,	过去我一直都暴躁易怒
[26:08]	I’ve had anger issues my entire life,	过去我一直都暴躁易怒
[26:11]	but now I see I was mad at myself,	现在我明白了 我气的是自己
[26:11]	but now I see I was mad at myself,	现在我明白了 我气的是自己
[26:12]	and my stepmom.	还有我后妈
[26:12]	and my stepmom.	还有我后妈
[26:13]	Sir, I’m gonna need you to stop talking.	先生 我要你现在就闭嘴
[26:13]	Sir, I’m gonna need you to stop talking.	先生 我要你现在就闭嘴
[26:15]	It’s like I closed this emotional window.	这就好像 我曾把情感封闭起来
[26:15]	It’s like I closed this emotional window.	这就好像 我曾把情感封闭起来
[26:18]	But yesterday I threw a brick through that window.	但昨天 我用砖头砸开了封闭的窗户
[26:18]	But yesterday I threw a brick through that window.	但昨天 我用砖头砸开了封闭的窗户
[26:20]	I just want to thank you for handing me that brick, J.	J 谢谢你给我那块砖头
[26:20]	I just want to thank you for handing me that brick, J.	J 谢谢你给我那块砖头
[26:23]	Ok, whoever you are, I need you to give me five feet	不管你是谁 离我远点儿
[26:23]	Ok, whoever you are, I need you to give me five feet	不管你是谁 离我远点儿
[26:25]	or I’ll pluck you in your throat.	否则把你的声带扯断
[26:25]	or I’ll pluck you in your throat.	否则把你的声带扯断
[26:28]	Ok, I’m gonna go to the little Men’s-in-Black room	好吧 温馨的黑衣人办公室再见
[26:28]	Ok, I’m gonna go to the little Men’s-in-Black room	好吧 温馨的黑衣人办公室再见
[26:30]	then we’ll go find those morons from Pox Ethera.	我们一起找出那些来自灾星的白痴
[26:30]	then we’ll go find those morons from Pox Ethera.	我们一起找出那些来自灾星的白痴
[26:32]	Lunch is on me.	午饭我请
[26:32]	Lunch is on me.	午饭我请
[26:35]	Who was that?	他是谁
[26:35]	Who was that?	他是谁
[26:37]	Double A? Your partner.	双A吗 你的搭档啊
[26:37]	Double A? Your partner.	双A吗 你的搭档啊
[26:42]	I need you to go get me some chocolate milk, all right?	帮我去拿杯巧克力奶茶 谢了
[26:42]	I need you to go get me some chocolate milk, all right?	帮我去拿杯巧克力奶茶 谢了
[26:45]	Just a really big glass. And have you seen K?	要一大杯 还有你看见K了吗
[26:45]	Just a really big glass. And have you seen K?	要一大杯 还有你看见K了吗
[26:48]	Did he call in sick or anything?	他病休了还是怎么的
[26:48]	Did he call in sick or anything?	他病休了还是怎么的
[26:49]	Who’s K?	K是谁
[26:49]	Who’s K?	K是谁
[26:52]	All right, all right, go ahead, go ahead.	好吧 好吧 你去吧 去吧
[26:52]	All right, all right, go ahead, go ahead.	好吧 好吧 你去吧 去吧
[26:54]	K	K!
[26:54]	K	K!
[26:57]	All right.	行了
[26:57]	All right.	行了
[26:58]	You got me.	你们赢了
[26:58]	You got me.	你们赢了
[26:59]	I’ll give it to you. It’s funny, very elaborate.	我承认 非常有趣 非常到位
[26:59]	I’ll give it to you. It’s funny, very elaborate.	我承认 非常有趣 非常到位
[27:02]	Oh, and all of you, fantastic performances.	你们各位 演得棒极了
[27:02]	Oh, and all of you, fantastic performances.	你们各位 演得棒极了
[27:05]	Can’t believe you waited 14 years	真不敢相信 14年了
[27:05]	Can’t believe you waited 14 years	真不敢相信 14年了
[27:06]	to develop a sense of humor,	你们才开始有一点幽默感
[27:06]	to develop a sense of humor,	你们才开始有一点幽默感
[27:08]	but this is a good one.	不过这次真绝了
[27:08]	but this is a good one.	不过这次真绝了
[27:10]	But K, I need you to come out here now	但是K 我要你马上给我出现
[27:10]	But K, I need you to come out here now	但是K 我要你马上给我出现
[27:12]	because I’m starting to get a little pissed off.	再不出来 我要生气了
[27:12]	because I’m starting to get a little pissed off.	再不出来 我要生气了
[27:15]	Agent J, would you mind keeping your voice down	特工J 请你把嗓门放低点
[27:15]	Agent J, would you mind keeping your voice down	特工J 请你把嗓门放低点
[27:17]	and telling me who it is you’re looking for?	告诉我你在找谁 好吗
[27:17]	and telling me who it is you’re looking for?	告诉我你在找谁 好吗
[27:19]	I’m looking for K.	我在找K
[27:19]	I’m looking for K.	我在找K
[27:21]	Who is K?	K是谁
[27:21]	Who is K?	K是谁
[27:24]	You too? You too.	怎么搞的 连你也这样
[27:24]	You too? You too.	怎么搞的 连你也这样
[27:26]	I mean, who is he to you?	我是说 他是你什么人
[27:26]	I mean, who is he to you?	我是说 他是你什么人
[27:28]	My partner.	他是我搭档
[27:28]	My partner.	他是我搭档
[27:29]	Older gentleman, 110…	老头子 110岁了吧
[27:29]	Older gentleman, 110…	老头子 110岁了吧
[27:32]	…maybe 111 years old.	或者 111岁了
[27:32]	…maybe 111 years old.	或者 111岁了
[27:33]		猫王 埃尔维斯·普雷斯利 美国摇滚乐史上影响力最大的歌手
[27:33]	Sort of a surly, Elvis thing happening with him.	阴沉不定 又有点猫王的气质
[27:33]	Sort of a surly, Elvis thing happening with him.	阴沉不定 又有点猫王的气质
[27:36]	He smiles like this.	笑起来这个样子
[27:36]	He smiles like this.	笑起来这个样子
[27:39]	Seen him around?	有印象了吗
[27:39]	Seen him around?	有印象了吗
[27:43]	I’ll take you to K.	我带你去见他
[27:43]	I’ll take you to K.	我带你去见他
[27:44]	Thank you.	谢了
[27:44]	Thank you.	谢了
[27:53]	– What is that supposed to be? – That’s K.	-这什么玩意 -这就是K
[27:53]	– What is that supposed to be? – That’s K.	-这什么玩意 -这就是K
[27:55]	He’s been dead for over 40 years.	他死了40多年了
[27:55]	He’s been dead for over 40 years.	他死了40多年了
[27:58]	Okay, see, the prerequisite for a joke is that it be funny.	行了 你要开玩笑 也得有个笑点吧
[27:58]	Okay, see, the prerequisite for a joke is that it be funny.	行了 你要开玩笑 也得有个笑点吧
[28:02]	It’s never been funny.	这根本就不是玩笑
[28:02]	It’s never been funny.	这根本就不是玩笑
[28:09]	Computer, Agent K and Boris the Animal.	资料检索 特工K和孽畜鲍里斯
[28:09]	Computer, Agent K and Boris the Animal.	资料检索 特工K和孽畜鲍里斯
[28:13]	Men in Black incident report, July, 1969.	黑超特警组案件报告 1969年7月
[28:13]	Men in Black incident report, July, 1969.	黑超特警组案件报告 1969年7月
[28:16]	Location, Cape Canaveral.	地点 卡纳维拉尔角
[28:16]	Location, Cape Canaveral.	地点 卡纳维拉尔角
[28:17]	Perpetrator Boris the Animal escaped and fled Earth.	凶犯孽畜鲍里斯逃离地球
[28:17]	Perpetrator Boris the Animal escaped and fled Earth.	凶犯孽畜鲍里斯逃离地球
[28:19]	Assumed to have returned	被认为已返回
[28:19]	Assumed to have returned	被认为已返回
[28:21]	to planet Boglodotia 20 light-years away.	20光年之外的伯格罗蒂亚星球
[28:21]	to planet Boglodotia 20 light-years away.	20光年之外的伯格罗蒂亚星球
[28:23]	Agent K pronounced dead at scene.	特工K在案发现场壮烈牺牲
[28:23]	Agent K pronounced dead at scene.	特工K在案发现场壮烈牺牲
[28:24]	Awarded posthumous commendation for action	被追授荣誉表彰
[28:24]	Awarded posthumous commendation for action	被追授荣誉表彰
[28:26]	which prevented greater loss of human life.	其行动使人员伤亡降至最低
[28:26]	which prevented greater loss of human life.	其行动使人员伤亡降至最低
[28:29]	That’s not what happened.	这不是事实
[28:29]	That’s not what happened.	这不是事实
[28:31]	I looked at this report. K put Boris away–	我看过这报告 是K把鲍里斯抓起来的
[28:31]	I looked at this report. K put Boris away–	我看过这报告 是K把鲍里斯抓起来的
[28:33]	Agent K is dead.	K已经死了
[28:33]	Agent K is dead.	K已经死了
[28:35]	Well, I just talked to him last night.	可我昨晚还和他通话
[28:35]	Well, I just talked to him last night.	可我昨晚还和他通话
[28:36]	– You are imagining. – I’m not imagining anything.	-你在胡思乱想 -我才没有乱想
[28:36]	– You are imagining. – I’m not imagining anything.	-你在胡思乱想 -我才没有乱想
[28:38]	– I need a psych team up here right now. – Yes, ma’am.	-马上呼叫心理医疗队 -遵命 长官
[28:38]	– I need a psych team up here right now. – Yes, ma’am.	-马上呼叫心理医疗队 -遵命 长官
[28:40]		韦尔瓦须后水 美国Combe公司出品的男士用品
[28:40]	Aqua Velva aftershave.	他刮完脸用的是韦尔瓦须后水
[28:40]	Aqua Velva aftershave.	他刮完脸用的是韦尔瓦须后水
[28:42]	I didn’t imagine that.	这可不是我能乱想出来的
[28:42]	I didn’t imagine that.	这可不是我能乱想出来的
[28:44]	Every stakeout, endless hours of cowboy music.	每次盯梢 他都不停地放牛仔音乐
[28:44]	Every stakeout, endless hours of cowboy music.	每次盯梢 他都不停地放牛仔音乐
[28:49]	Every morning with his coffee, he’d say,	每天早晨喝咖啡 他都会说
[28:49]	Every morning with his coffee, he’d say,	每天早晨喝咖啡 他都会说
[28:52]	“I’ll tell you something, slick.	小子 我告诉你
[28:52]	“I’ll tell you something, slick.	小子 我告诉你
[28:53]	This coffee tastes like dirt.”	这咖啡喝起来有股土渣味
[28:53]	This coffee tastes like dirt.”	这咖啡喝起来有股土渣味
[28:55]	And I was supposed to say, “What do you expect?”	我就会说 知足吧
[28:55]	And I was supposed to say, “What do you expect?”	我就会说 知足吧
[28:57]	– “It was ground this morning.” – “This morning.”	-可是今天早上刚磨的 -刚磨的
[28:57]	– “It was ground this morning.” – “This morning.”	-可是今天早上刚磨的 -刚磨的
[28:59]	How do you know that?	你怎么会知道
[28:59]	How do you know that?	你怎么会知道
[29:01]	Chocolate milk, sir?	先生 巧克力奶茶
[29:01]	Chocolate milk, sir?	先生 巧克力奶茶
[29:03]	Where you been, man? It was like an hour ago.	你死哪儿去了 都有一个小时了
[29:03]	Where you been, man? It was like an hour ago.	你死哪儿去了 都有一个小时了
[29:08]	Wait.	等等
[29:08]	Wait.	等等
[29:09]	How long have you been craving chocolatized dairy products?	你什么时候开始喜欢喝巧克力奶的
[29:09]	How long have you been craving chocolatized dairy products?	你什么时候开始喜欢喝巧克力奶的
[29:12]	Just today.	就今天
[29:12]	Just today.	就今天
[29:14]	Are you experiencing headaches? Dizziness?	你现在是不是有点头痛 头晕
[29:14]	Are you experiencing headaches? Dizziness?	你现在是不是有点头痛 头晕
[29:16]	Loss of balance?	腿脚不稳
[29:16]	Loss of balance?	腿脚不稳
[29:18]	Agitation? Depression?	情绪激动 郁闷
[29:18]	Agitation? Depression?	情绪激动 郁闷
[29:19]	Hell, yeah.	对
[29:19]	Hell, yeah.	对
[29:22]	Two possibilities.	有两种可能
[29:22]	Two possibilities.	有两种可能
[29:24]	One is you’ve been bitten by a Hovartian brain tick	一是你被霍瓦蒂脑虫咬了
[29:24]	One is you’ve been bitten by a Hovartian brain tick	一是你被霍瓦蒂脑虫咬了
[29:26]	and could die in horrible agony at any moment.	随时可能剧痛而死
[29:26]	and could die in horrible agony at any moment.	随时可能剧痛而死
[29:30]	Damn it. It’s not the tick.	糟糕 不是脑虫
[29:30]	Damn it. It’s not the tick.	糟糕 不是脑虫
[29:33]	“Damn it, it’s not the tick”?	没被脑虫咬还糟糕
[29:33]	“Damn it, it’s not the tick”?	没被脑虫咬还糟糕
[29:35]	It’s something worse than the tick?	难道还有比这更糟糕的
[29:35]	It’s something worse than the tick?	难道还有比这更糟糕的
[29:39]	Your obsession with chocolate milk	你对巧克力奶的痴迷
[29:39]	Your obsession with chocolate milk	你对巧克力奶的痴迷
[29:42]	indicates that you might be involved in a temporal fracture.	表明你可能曾被吸入时空裂口
[29:42]	indicates that you might be involved in a temporal fracture.	表明你可能曾被吸入时空裂口
[29:44]	I don’t know what you’re talking about.	我不知道你在说什么
[29:44]	I don’t know what you’re talking about.	我不知道你在说什么
[29:46]	Chocolate milk relieves temporal-fracture headaches.	巧克力奶可以缓解时空碎裂造成的头痛
[29:46]	Chocolate milk relieves temporal-fracture headaches.	巧克力奶可以缓解时空碎裂造成的头痛
[29:49]	What’s a temporal fracture?	什么时空裂口
[29:49]	What’s a temporal fracture?	什么时空裂口
[29:51]	A break in the timeline.
[29:51]	A break in the timeline.
[29:52]	I don’t know what you’re talking about.	我不知道你在说什么
[29:52]	I don’t know what you’re talking about.	我不知道你在说什么
[29:53]	Time travel! Time travel.	时空旅行 历史穿越
[29:53]	Time travel! Time travel.	时空旅行 历史穿越
[29:55]	There’s no such thing as time travel.	哪里有什么时空旅行
[29:55]	There’s no such thing as time travel.	哪里有什么时空旅行
[29:58]	– Well, there is. – No.	-这就是啊 -不
[29:58]	– Well, there is. – No.	-这就是啊 -不
[29:59]	There’s not.	不可能
[29:59]	There’s not.	不可能
[30:01]	Because if there were.	如果真有这种事情
[30:01]	Because if there were.	如果真有这种事情
[30:02]	A class-one senior agent such as myself	像我这样资深的高级探员
[30:02]	A class-one senior agent such as myself	像我这样资深的高级探员
[30:05]	would have been aware of it, wouldn’t he have?	难道一点都没感觉吗 更不用说K了
[30:05]	would have been aware of it, wouldn’t he have?	难道一点都没感觉吗 更不用说K了
[30:08]	Were it not classified and way above his pay grade.	除非他也没达到级别
[30:08]	Were it not classified and way above his pay grade.	除非他也没达到级别
[30:12]	You know, I need a raise.	我要求升级
[30:12]	You know, I need a raise.	我要求升级
[30:13]	There was one man, scumbag, Obadiah Price.	有个龌龊的人 名叫俄巴底亚·普莱斯
[30:13]	There was one man, scumbag, Obadiah Price.	有个龌龊的人 名叫俄巴底亚·普莱斯
[30:16]	He figured it out, we busted him,	他想搞时空旅行 被我们阻止了
[30:16]	He figured it out, we busted him,	他想搞时空旅行 被我们阻止了
[30:20]	we made time travel illegal throughout the universe	我们以非法穿越时空罪将他逮捕
[30:20]	we made time travel illegal throughout the universe	我们以非法穿越时空罪将他逮捕
[30:21]	and he is serving life on Lunar-Max.	他现在月桂冠监狱服刑
[30:21]	and he is serving life on Lunar-Max.	他现在月桂冠监狱服刑
[30:23]	No, that’s where Boris was locked up.	天哪 鲍里斯就关在那里
[30:23]	No, that’s where Boris was locked up.	天哪 鲍里斯就关在那里
[30:28]	If Boris worked out how to time jump	如果鲍里斯掌握了穿越技术
[30:28]	If Boris worked out how to time jump	如果鲍里斯掌握了穿越技术
[30:30]	he could seriously change the course of history.	会严重地改变历史进程
[30:30]	he could seriously change the course of history.	会严重地改变历史进程
[30:34]	Attention. Early warning system engaged.	注意 早期预警系统启动
[30:34]	Attention. Early warning system engaged.	注意 早期预警系统启动
[30:37]	Inbound hostile warships entering solar system.	有侵略战舰进入太阳系
[30:37]	Inbound hostile warships entering solar system.	有侵略战舰进入太阳系
[30:39]	Boglodite markings and language detected.	经探测 发现了伯格罗蒂特标识及语言
[30:39]	Boglodite markings and language detected.	经探测 发现了伯格罗蒂特标识及语言
[30:42]	Boglodite.	伯格罗蒂特
[30:42]	Boglodite.	伯格罗蒂特
[30:43]	Boris is a Boglodite, but they’re extinct.	鲍里斯就是伯格罗蒂特人 他们早灭绝了
[30:43]	Boris is a Boglodite, but they’re extinct.	鲍里斯就是伯格罗蒂特人 他们早灭绝了
[30:45]	Apparently not.	显然还没有
[30:45]	Apparently not.	显然还没有
[30:47]	Catastrophic Earth attack imminent.	地球即将遭受灾难性攻击
[30:47]	Catastrophic Earth attack imminent.	地球即将遭受灾难性攻击
[30:50]	Put up the Arc Net.	启动天网
[30:50]	Put up the Arc Net.	启动天网
[30:52]	The what?	启动什么
[30:52]	The what?	启动什么
[30:53]	The Arc Net. The defense system.	天网 防御系统
[30:53]	The Arc Net. The defense system.	天网 防御系统
[30:55]	K got it for the Boglodites.	K为防御伯格罗蒂特人设置的
[30:55]	K got it for the Boglodites.	K为防御伯格罗蒂特人设置的
[30:58]	There is no K.	K早就不在人世了
[30:58]	There is no K.	K早就不在人世了
[30:59]	He’s been dead for over 40 years.	他已经死了40年了
[30:59]	He’s been dead for over 40 years.	他已经死了40年了
[31:02]	No K. No defense system.	没有K就没有防御系统
[31:02]	No K. No defense system.	没有K就没有防御系统
[31:06]	Boris jumped back and killed him.	鲍里斯穿越回去杀了他
[31:06]	Boris jumped back and killed him.	鲍里斯穿越回去杀了他
[31:07]	If you wanna save the world, stop that from happening.	如果你要拯救世界 就必须阻止这件事发生
[31:07]	If you wanna save the world, stop that from happening.	如果你要拯救世界 就必须阻止这件事发生
[31:11]	You have to find Jeffrey Price. He’s Obadiah’s son.	你得去找杰弗里·普莱斯 俄巴底亚的儿子
[31:11]	You have to find Jeffrey Price. He’s Obadiah’s son.	你得去找杰弗里·普莱斯 俄巴底亚的儿子
[31:13]	Let’s hope the little squirt hasn’t skipped town.	希望那小子还没有穿越回过去
[31:13]	Let’s hope the little squirt hasn’t skipped town.	希望那小子还没有穿越回过去
[31:18]	– Good luck, J! – This planet’s toast.	-祝你好运 J -这个星球没救了
[31:18]	– Good luck, J! – This planet’s toast.	-祝你好运 J -这个星球没救了
[31:29]		清仓大处理
[31:39]	How can I help you?	有什么需要吗
[31:39]	How can I help you?	有什么需要吗
[31:40]	We’re having an amazing sale on batteries.	现在电池正惊爆促销中
[31:40]	We’re having an amazing sale on batteries.	现在电池正惊爆促销中
[31:42]	Okay, we got other stuff,	别激动 我们还有其他商品
[31:42]	Okay, we got other stuff,	别激动 我们还有其他商品
[31:44]	like headphones, adapters or…	耳机 适配器…
[31:44]	like headphones, adapters or…	耳机 适配器…
[31:45]	You helped Boris the Animal time jump.	是你帮鲍里斯穿越时空的
[31:45]	You helped Boris the Animal time jump.	是你帮鲍里斯穿越时空的
[31:47]	Okay, I had to. That dude’s a freak.	的确 但我没得选 那家伙是个怪物
[31:47]	Okay, I had to. That dude’s a freak.	的确 但我没得选 那家伙是个怪物
[31:49]	He killed my partner.	他杀了我搭档
[31:49]	He killed my partner.	他杀了我搭档
[31:50]	I want to know when and where you sent him.	我要知道他穿越的时间和地点
[31:50]	I want to know when and where you sent him.	我要知道他穿越的时间和地点
[31:53]	What, you think I keep, like, a logbook?	什么 你当我是记事本吗
[31:53]	What, you think I keep, like, a logbook?	什么 你当我是记事本吗
[32:02]	Target vector, July 16 1969	发送目标 1969年7月16日
[32:02]	Target vector, July 16 1969	发送目标 1969年7月16日
[32:03]	All right.	好吧
[32:03]	All right.	好吧
[32:05]	That’s a real bummer about your buddy.	你朋友的不幸我深表遗憾
[32:05]	That’s a real bummer about your buddy.	你朋友的不幸我深表遗憾
[32:07]	I’m sure he was a great guy.	我确信他是个好人
[32:07]	I’m sure he was a great guy.	我确信他是个好人
[32:09]	But in terms of the space-time continuum	但对于整个时空连续体来说
[32:09]	But in terms of the space-time continuum	但对于整个时空连续体来说
[32:09]		时空连续体 时间与空间共同组成的四维时空结构
[32:11]	your friend was a little blip on the historical radar!	他只是雷达屏幕上的一个小小光点
[32:11]	your friend was a little blip on the historical radar!	他只是雷达屏幕上的一个小小光点
[32:17]		雷达屏幕上出现的是伯格罗蒂特人的侵略战舰
[32:18]	That’s a big blip.	还真是个大光点
[32:18]	That’s a big blip.	还真是个大光点
[32:21]	Okay. What’s the plan?	好吧 你是什么计划
[32:21]	Okay. What’s the plan?	好吧 你是什么计划
[32:23]	You’re gonna send me.	把我传回到
[32:23]	You’re gonna send me.	把我传回到
[32:24]	Back to July 15th, 1969.	1969年7月15日
[32:24]	Back to July 15th, 1969.	1969年7月15日
[32:26]	No, that’s a stupid plan,	不 这很愚蠢
[32:26]	No, that’s a stupid plan,	不 这很愚蠢
[32:27]	because I sent Boris to July 16th.	因为我把鲍里斯传回了7月16日
[32:27]	because I sent Boris to July 16th.	因为我把鲍里斯传回了7月16日
[32:29]	I’m not worried about that one.	我才不担心那个
[32:29]	I’m not worried about that one.	我才不担心那个
[32:31]	I’ll kill the younger Boris before the older one shows.	我要赶在老鲍里斯出现前杀掉小鲍里斯
[32:31]	I’ll kill the younger Boris before the older one shows.	我要赶在老鲍里斯出现前杀掉小鲍里斯
[32:34]	That way, neither of them will even exist.	那样他们两个就都不存在了
[32:34]	That way, neither of them will even exist.	那样他们两个就都不存在了
[32:36]	That’s why you get to wear the black suit.	怪不得你能穿上这黑西装
[32:36]	That’s why you get to wear the black suit.	怪不得你能穿上这黑西装
[32:41]	You’re gonna leave me hanging? Okay.	不来碰一下手吗 好吧
[32:41]	You’re gonna leave me hanging? Okay.	不来碰一下手吗 好吧
[32:43]	Oh, I just thought of something.	还有个问题 即使你回去了
[32:43]	Oh, I just thought of something.	还有个问题 即使你回去了
[32:45]	Even back then New York was like a big-ish city.	纽约当时也算是数一数二的大都市
[32:45]	Even back then New York was like a big-ish city.	纽约当时也算是数一数二的大都市
[32:48]	So how are you gonna really find him?	你打算怎么找到他
[32:48]	So how are you gonna really find him?	你打算怎么找到他
[32:50]	On July 15th, Boris killed an alien,	7月15日 鲍里斯在康尼岛上
[32:50]	On July 15th, Boris killed an alien,	7月15日 鲍里斯在康尼岛上
[32:52]	Roman the Fabulist, at Coney lsland.	杀了一个外星人 寓言家罗曼
[32:52]	Roman the Fabulist, at Coney lsland.	杀了一个外星人 寓言家罗曼
[32:55]	You’re gonna get there first and be waiting?	你想守株待兔
[32:55]	You’re gonna get there first and be waiting?	你想守株待兔
[32:57]	Dude, they should give you two black suits.	伙计 他们得给你两套黑西装
[32:57]	Dude, they should give you two black suits.	伙计 他们得给你两套黑西装
[32:59]	My man, for real?	兄弟 正经点行吗
[32:59]	My man, for real?	兄弟 正经点行吗
[33:01]	Oh, right. Sorry.	对 抱歉
[33:01]	Oh, right. Sorry.	对 抱歉
[33:04]	This is the real deal. Time-jump gear.	这是真家伙 时空跳跃器
[33:04]	This is the real deal. Time-jump gear.	这是真家伙 时空跳跃器
[33:08]	Very rare, very old.	非常稀有 非常古老
[33:08]	Very rare, very old.	非常稀有 非常古老
[33:10]	But first, we gotta get high.	但先得去个 很高的地方
[33:10]	But first, we gotta get high.	但先得去个 很高的地方
[33:12]	Hey. No.	不行
[33:12]	Hey. No.	不行
[33:14]	No. No, I mean, really high.	我可不是开玩笑
[33:14]	No. No, I mean, really high.	我可不是开玩笑
[33:38]	Hey, man? A little help here?	伙计 拉一把
[33:38]	Hey, man? A little help here?	伙计 拉一把
[33:44]	Thank you.	多谢
[33:44]	Thank you.	多谢
[33:47]	You know the rules of time jumps?	知道时空穿越的规矩吧
[33:47]	You know the rules of time jumps?	知道时空穿越的规矩吧
[33:49]	Give me the short version.	给我概括一下
[33:49]	Give me the short version.	给我概括一下
[33:51]	Okay. You wanna save your partner, word of advice.	如果想救你搭档 奉劝你一句
[33:51]	Okay. You wanna save your partner, word of advice.	如果想救你搭档 奉劝你一句
[33:53]	Stay away from him.	离他远点
[33:53]	Stay away from him.	离他远点
[33:55]	Yeah, got it. Stay away from K. Just kill Boris.	明白了 远离k 杀了鲍瑞斯就行
[33:55]	Yeah, got it. Stay away from K. Just kill Boris.	明白了 远离k 杀了鲍瑞斯就行
[33:58]	Now, take these.	对 拿好这个
[33:58]	Now, take these.	对 拿好这个
[34:00]	It gets pretty windy on the way down.	下去的路上风相当大
[34:00]	It gets pretty windy on the way down.	下去的路上风相当大
[34:03]	The way down?	下去的路上
[34:03]	The way down?	下去的路上
[34:04]	With eyes tearing up, it’s hard to read the dial.	如果迎风流泪就没法读数了
[34:04]	With eyes tearing up, it’s hard to read the dial.	如果迎风流泪就没法读数了
[34:07]	Plus, it helps you look like a real time traveler,	这会让你看上去像真正的穿行者
[34:07]	Plus, it helps you look like a real time traveler,	这会让你看上去像真正的穿行者
[34:09]	which is cool.	酷毙了
[34:09]	which is cool.	酷毙了
[34:10]	I am not jumping off of this building!	我才不从这个鬼地方跳下去呢
[34:10]	I am not jumping off of this building!	我才不从这个鬼地方跳下去呢
[34:13]	Time jump.	时空跳跃的关键在于”跳”
[34:13]	Time jump.	时空跳跃的关键在于”跳”
[34:16]	Okay, now I gotta set this thing to the 15th.	好吧 现在把时间设定到15日
[34:16]	Okay, now I gotta set this thing to the 15th.	好吧 现在把时间设定到15日
[34:22]	That seems right-ish.	看起来差不多了
[34:22]	That seems right-ish.	看起来差不多了
[34:26]	Now… all you gotta do is jump.	万事俱备 只欠一跳
[34:26]	Now… all you gotta do is jump.	万事俱备 只欠一跳
[34:29]	Hey, hey, stop. Stop it.	等下 等一下
[34:29]	Hey, hey, stop. Stop it.	等下 等一下
[34:32]	When you’re moving fast enough	只要下落的速度够快
[34:32]	When you’re moving fast enough	只要下落的速度够快
[34:34]	that circle is gonna fill	那个圆圈就会被某种
[34:34]	that circle is gonna fill	那个圆圈就会被某种
[34:35]	up with some sort of green time-travel liquid	绿色的时空穿梭液填满
[34:35]	up with some sort of green time-travel liquid	绿色的时空穿梭液填满
[34:38]	and it’s gonna glow really bright.	然后会变得很亮
[34:38]	and it’s gonna glow really bright.	然后会变得很亮
[34:39]	As soon as that happens, break that blue laser line	那时候 你就要切断蓝色镭射线
[34:39]	As soon as that happens, break that blue laser line	那时候 你就要切断蓝色镭射线
[34:42]	with your thumb to complete the circuit.	用大拇指划一圈就行
[34:42]	with your thumb to complete the circuit.	用大拇指划一圈就行
[34:44]	At this height, that should be…	目前的高度应该是…
[34:44]	At this height, that should be…	目前的高度应该是…
[34:47]	Let’s see,	我算算
[34:47]	Let’s see,	我算算
[34:47]	mass of Earth and 30-something feet per minute…	地球的重力加速度大约是每分钟9米
[34:47]	mass of Earth and 30-something feet per minute…	地球的重力加速度大约是每分钟9米
[34:50]	It’s 32 feet per second. Per second.	是9.8米每秒 每秒
[34:50]	It’s 32 feet per second. Per second.	是9.8米每秒 每秒
[34:52]	That sounds right-ish.	你说得对 差不多吧
[34:52]	That sounds right-ish.	你说得对 差不多吧
[34:54]	So that would be,	那么大概就是
[34:54]	So that would be,	那么大概就是
[34:56]	I guess, about two feet off the ground.	我猜猜 大概是离地0.6米左右吧
[34:56]	I guess, about two feet off the ground.	我猜猜 大概是离地0.6米左右吧
[34:59]	I break the laser line?	在那儿阻断镭射线吗
[34:59]	I break the laser line?	在那儿阻断镭射线吗
[35:00]	No, don’t break it!	不 不要碰它
[35:00]	No, don’t break it!	不 不要碰它
[35:02]	– No, when I’m fast enough! – Sounds good!	-不 当我够快时 -说的没错
[35:02]	– No, when I’m fast enough! – Sounds good!	-不 当我够快时 -说的没错
[35:04]	Do I break the laser line or do I not break the laser line?	那到底要不要阻断镭射线
[35:04]	Do I break the laser line or do I not break the laser line?	那到底要不要阻断镭射线
[35:07]	Do not lose that time device	千万别丢了时空穿越器
[35:07]	Do not lose that time device	千万别丢了时空穿越器
[35:09]	or you will be stuck in 1969!	不然你就回不来了
[35:09]	or you will be stuck in 1969!	不然你就回不来了
[35:13]	It wasn’t the best time for your people.	1969对你可不是什么好年代
[35:13]	It wasn’t the best time for your people.	1969对你可不是什么好年代
[35:17]	I’m just saying. It’s, like, a lot cooler now.	我是说 如今的世界多精彩
[35:17]	I’m just saying. It’s, like, a lot cooler now.	我是说 如今的世界多精彩
[35:20]	How will I know if it works?	我怎么知道它能不能工作
[35:20]	How will I know if it works?	我怎么知道它能不能工作
[35:22]	You’ll either know	成功了就能知道
[35:22]	You’ll either know	成功了就能知道
[35:25]	or you won’t.	要么就是死翘翘了
[35:25]	or you won’t.	要么就是死翘翘了
[35:32]	You must really love this guy to do this.	你肯定是很喜欢他 才会这么做
[35:32]	You must really love this guy to do this.	你肯定是很喜欢他 才会这么做
[35:35]	Oh, wait. How come I remember K, but nobody else does?	等等 为什么就我记得K 其他人却不记得
[35:35]	Oh, wait. How come I remember K, but nobody else does?	等等 为什么就我记得K 其他人却不记得
[35:41]	– That means you were there! – I was where?	-那就是说你已经在那儿了 -那儿是哪儿?
[35:41]	– That means you were there! – I was where?	-那就是说你已经在那儿了 -那儿是哪儿?
[35:44]	If you survive, you gotta come back and tell me everything.	如果你没死 回来要把一切都告诉我
[35:44]	If you survive, you gotta come back and tell me everything.	如果你没死 回来要把一切都告诉我
[35:47]	Where was I?	我去哪儿了
[35:47]	Where was I?	我去哪儿了
[35:49]	You gotta go!	你该走了
[35:49]	You gotta go!	你该走了
[35:51]	Just go, go, go!	快走 走
[35:51]	Just go, go, go!	快走 走
[36:34]	Come on!	快啊
[36:34]	Come on!	快啊
[36:54]		华尔街崩盘 新一轮金融危机蒸发亿万资金[1929年10月]
[37:00]		战争结束了[1945年8月]
[38:00]		报纸上刊登的是1969年7月16日人类即将首次登月的消息
[38:10]	– My man, what’s today? – Tuesday.	-老兄 今天星期几 -星期二
[38:10]	– My man, what’s today? – Tuesday.	-老兄 今天星期几 -星期二
[38:13]	– The date? – The 15th.	-日期呢 -15号
[38:13]	– The date? – The 15th.	-日期呢 -15号
[38:15]	– Of? – July.	-几月份 -7月
[38:15]	– Of? – July.	-几月份 -7月
[38:17]	– Dog, the year. – 1969.	-哪一年呢 朋友 -1969
[38:17]	– Dog, the year. – 1969.	-哪一年呢 朋友 -1969
[38:19]	Thank you.	谢谢
[38:19]	Thank you.	谢谢
[38:21]	Look at me like I’m crazy.	看我怎么跟看疯子似的
[38:21]	Look at me like I’m crazy.	看我怎么跟看疯子似的
[38:44]		阿姆斯特朗 1930年8月5日-2012年8月25日 第一个登上月球的宇航员 登月是人类的梦想 阿姆斯特朗准备好了
[38:48]		罗斯福饭店
[38:53]	– Get us checked in. – Yeah, yeah.	-给我们办入住登记 -好的 好的
[38:53]	– Get us checked in. – Yeah, yeah.	-给我们办入住登记 -好的 好的
[38:56]	Hey. Hey, do me a favor, all right?	拜托认真些好吗
[38:56]	Hey. Hey, do me a favor, all right?	拜托认真些好吗
[38:58]	– Be careful with the luggage. – Absolutely, sir.	-搬行李小心点 -我会的 先生
[38:58]	– Be careful with the luggage. – Absolutely, sir.	-搬行李小心点 -我会的 先生
[39:01]	I paid a lot of money for that luggage.	那个行李箱可花了我不少钱
[39:01]	I paid a lot of money for that luggage.	那个行李箱可花了我不少钱
[39:04]	– We’ll take good care. – Last time, it got scuffed up.	-我会小心的 -上次我住这儿就蹭花了
[39:04]	– We’ll take good care. – Last time, it got scuffed up.	-我会小心的 -上次我住这儿就蹭花了
[39:07]	Here you go, sir. Just call down when you need it.	我来吧 先生 有什么需要就打电话
[39:07]	Here you go, sir. Just call down when you need it.	我来吧 先生 有什么需要就打电话
[39:11]	There’s more in the trunk.	后备箱里还有行李呢
[39:11]	There’s more in the trunk.	后备箱里还有行李呢
[39:13]	Yeah, it’ll be in your room, sir. Just go in.	会给您送到房间的 先生 您只管进去
[39:13]	Yeah, it’ll be in your room, sir. Just go in.	会给您送到房间的 先生 您只管进去
[39:16]	Excuse me. Excuse me, who is that? Who are you?	请问… 那个谁 你是哪位
[39:16]	Excuse me. Excuse me, who is that? Who are you?	请问… 那个谁 你是哪位
[39:26]	Let’s go!	快走啊
[39:26]	Let’s go!	快走啊
[39:45]	Far out, man!	帅呆了 伙计
[39:45]	Far out, man!	帅呆了 伙计
[39:47]	If you want to keep that, I wouldn’t.	再乱摸 剁了你的手
[39:47]	If you want to keep that, I wouldn’t.	再乱摸 剁了你的手
[39:50]		美国上世纪60年代反主流文化口号 最初被用于反越战游行
[39:50]	Make love, not war.	要做爱 不要作战
[39:50]	Make love, not war.	要做爱 不要作战
[39:53]	I prefer to do both.	我两样都要
[39:53]	I prefer to do both.	我两样都要
[40:24]		康尼岛
[40:30]	How are you, officers? What can I do you for?	你们好 长官 有什么需要帮忙的
[40:30]	How are you, officers? What can I do you for?	你们好 长官 有什么需要帮忙的
[40:33]	Well, look at this. Power windows, power seats.	看看这个 高档车窗 高档座椅
[40:33]	Well, look at this. Power windows, power seats.	看看这个 高档车窗 高档座椅
[40:36]	I’ll bet you it cost 6 grand.	我打赌这至少值六千美元
[40:36]	I’ll bet you it cost 6 grand.	我打赌这至少值六千美元
[40:38]	Yes, and it has a roof, but it’s hidden.	没错 它还有个顶篷 收起来了
[40:38]	Yes, and it has a roof, but it’s hidden.	没错 它还有个顶篷 收起来了
[40:42]	Hey, what kind of work do you do?	你是干什么的
[40:42]	Hey, what kind of work do you do?	你是干什么的
[40:44]	An individual of your particular ethnic persuasion?	鸡窝里飞出的凤凰吗
[40:44]	An individual of your particular ethnic persuasion?	鸡窝里飞出的凤凰吗
[40:50]	Maybe he’s a noted athlete.	说不定他是个体育明星
[40:50]	Maybe he’s a noted athlete.	说不定他是个体育明星
[40:53]	Yes. Starting forward for the Detroit Darkies.	对 底特律黑人队的首发前锋
[40:53]	Yes. Starting forward for the Detroit Darkies.	对 底特律黑人队的首发前锋
[40:58]	– Where’d you get the car? – And the suit?	-你从哪儿弄来的这辆车 -还有这行头
[40:58]	– Where’d you get the car? – And the suit?	-你从哪儿弄来的这辆车 -还有这行头
[41:00]	I stole them both.	都是我偷的
[41:00]	I stole them both.	都是我偷的
[41:01]	Car from your wife suit from your grandmother.	车从你老婆那儿 行头从你奶奶那儿
[41:01]	Car from your wife suit from your grandmother.	车从你老婆那儿 行头从你奶奶那儿
[41:08]	What do we have here? Concealed weapon?	看我们找到了啥 私藏武器
[41:08]	What do we have here? Concealed weapon?	看我们找到了啥 私藏武器
[41:10]	Hey, it’s his grandmother’s suit.	这是他奶奶衣服里的
[41:10]	Hey, it’s his grandmother’s suit.	这是他奶奶衣服里的
[41:12]	– Hey, what’s this? – Probably drugs.	-这是什么 -嗑药用的吧
[41:12]	– Hey, what’s this? – Probably drugs.	-这是什么 -嗑药用的吧
[41:14]	I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer	请不要乱碰上面的按钮
[41:14]	I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer	请不要乱碰上面的按钮
[41:16]	before you press that small button on the side firmly.	我有权利先召见我的律师
[41:16]	before you press that small button on the side firmly.	我有权利先召见我的律师
[41:19]	Press it.	按吧
[41:19]	Press it.	按吧
[41:25]	That, gentlemen, is a standard-issue neuralyzer.	先生们 那是标准记忆消除器
[41:25]	That, gentlemen, is a standard-issue neuralyzer.	先生们 那是标准记忆消除器
[41:28]	You’re not gonna remember that.	但你们不会记得它的
[41:28]	You’re not gonna remember that.	但你们不会记得它的
[41:30]	And just because you see a black man driving a nice car	不能仅仅因为看见黑人开了辆好车
[41:30]	And just because you see a black man driving a nice car	不能仅仅因为看见黑人开了辆好车
[41:33]	does not mean it’s stolen.	就怀疑他是小偷
[41:33]	does not mean it’s stolen.	就怀疑他是小偷
[41:38]	I stole that one. But not because I’m black.	我是偷了这辆车 可不因为我是黑人
[41:38]	I stole that one. But not because I’m black.	我是偷了这辆车 可不因为我是黑人
[41:45]	I’ll be done with the car in a minute!	这车我马上就用完 待会儿你们找到车
[41:45]	I’ll be done with the car in a minute!	这车我马上就用完 待会儿你们找到车
[41:47]	Just find it and take it back to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel.	就还给罗斯福饭店的那个蠢货吧
[41:47]	Just find it and take it back to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel.	就还给罗斯福饭店的那个蠢货吧
[42:05]	Where is the Archanan?	那个阿卡南人在哪儿
[42:05]	Where is the Archanan?	那个阿卡南人在哪儿
[42:07]	You are too late.	你来得太晚了
[42:07]	You are too late.	你来得太晚了
[42:08]	He is going to give the humans the Arc Net.	他要把天网送给人类
[42:08]	He is going to give the humans the Arc Net.	他要把天网送给人类
[42:14]	Let’s agree to disagree.	我可不这么想
[42:14]	Let’s agree to disagree.	我可不这么想
[42:47]	We’ll take it from here.	我们会抓住他的
[42:47]	We’ll take it from here.	我们会抓住他的
[42:49]	K	K?
[42:49]	K	K?
[42:52]	K K K! K!
[42:52]	K K K! K!
[43:10]	Dad, I’m on Earth.	老爸 我在地球上
[43:10]	Dad, I’m on Earth.	老爸 我在地球上
[43:12]	I need bail.	我需要保释
[43:12]	I need bail.	我需要保释
[43:23]	Will the owner of a blue warp-speed cruiser	开蓝色飞行舰的旅客
[43:23]	Will the owner of a blue warp-speed cruiser	开蓝色飞行舰的旅客
[43:26]	please report to the front desk.	请到前台报道
[43:26]	please report to the front desk.	请到前台报道
[43:31]	You need to turn the electricity down on that damn thing.	你该把那玩意的电压调低点
[43:31]	You need to turn the electricity down on that damn thing.	你该把那玩意的电压调低点
[43:36]	Can’t taste my fricking tongue, K.	我舌头都木了 K
[43:36]	Can’t taste my fricking tongue, K.	我舌头都木了 K
[43:38]	How do you know my name?	你怎么知道我名字
[43:38]	How do you know my name?	你怎么知道我名字
[43:42]	What? Because I called you “K”?	什么 因为我叫你K吗
[43:42]	What? Because I called you “K”?	什么 因为我叫你K吗
[43:45]	No, I call everybody K.	我管谁都叫K
[43:45]	No, I call everybody K.	我管谁都叫K
[43:47]	It’s kind of my thing.	这是我的癖好
[43:47]	It’s kind of my thing.	这是我的癖好
[43:48]	What up, K?	怎么了 K
[43:48]	What up, K?	怎么了 K
[43:50]	All right, I sort of… K	好吧 我有点… K
[43:50]	All right, I sort of… K	好吧 我有点… K
[43:53]	Yeah, that’s kind of my thing. I just… Some people like it.	对 这是我的个性 有些人喜欢这样
[43:53]	Yeah, that’s kind of my thing. I just… Some people like it.	对 这是我的个性 有些人喜欢这样
[43:57]	Most people.	大多数人
[43:57]	Most people.	大多数人
[43:59]	Now that I know what you look like when you’re lying.	现在我知道你扯谎时的样子了
[43:59]	Now that I know what you look like when you’re lying.	现在我知道你扯谎时的样子了
[44:02]	Show me what you look like when you’re telling the truth?	何不让我看看你讲真话是什么样
[44:02]	Show me what you look like when you’re telling the truth?	何不让我看看你讲真话是什么样
[44:06]	I won those at Coney Island on the ring toss.	这些是我在康尼岛游乐场套圈赢的
[44:06]	I won those at Coney Island on the ring toss.	这些是我在康尼岛游乐场套圈赢的
[44:08]	I won a stuffed bear once, but never one of these.	我在那赢过泰迪熊 但从没赢过这些
[44:08]	I won a stuffed bear once, but never one of these.	我在那赢过泰迪熊 但从没赢过这些
[44:11]	Must be good, slick.	运气不错嘛 小子
[44:11]	Must be good, slick.	运气不错嘛 小子
[44:13]	All right, sir, I was minding my own business.	好吧 长官 我还有正经事要做呢
[44:13]	All right, sir, I was minding my own business.	好吧 长官 我还有正经事要做呢
[44:16]	I was waiting for my girl, who,	我是在那儿等女朋友
[44:16]	I was waiting for my girl, who,	我是在那儿等女朋友
[44:18]	by the way is probably worried sick looking for me right now.	现在她可能正着急找我呢
[44:18]	by the way is probably worried sick looking for me right now.	现在她可能正着急找我呢
[44:21]	So I just need my things and I need to get back to her.	所以 我需要拿上我的东西回去见她
[44:21]	So I just need my things and I need to get back to her.	所以 我需要拿上我的东西回去见她
[44:24]	What’s her name?	她叫什么名字
[44:24]	What’s her name?	她叫什么名字
[44:27]	Your gal, what’s her name?	你女友 她叫什么名字
[44:27]	Your gal, what’s her name?	你女友 她叫什么名字
[44:29]	Schtaron.	史泰伦
[44:29]	Schtaron.	史泰伦
[44:33]	Schtaron?	史泰伦
[44:33]	Schtaron?	史泰伦
[44:39]	I bet Schtaron likes that suit of yours.	我打赌史泰伦很喜欢你的黑西装
[44:39]	I bet Schtaron likes that suit of yours.	我打赌史泰伦很喜欢你的黑西装
[44:42]	What, it’s a crime to wear a black suit?	怎么 穿黑西装有罪吗
[44:42]	What, it’s a crime to wear a black suit?	怎么 穿黑西装有罪吗
[44:45]	All right, listen. I haven’t done anything wrong.	废话少说 我又没做什么错事
[44:45]	All right, listen. I haven’t done anything wrong.	废话少说 我又没做什么错事
[44:48]	And I need to get out of here. I cannot be with you.	干嘛要呆在这里陪你聊天
[44:48]	And I need to get out of here. I cannot be with you.	干嘛要呆在这里陪你聊天
[44:50]	Terribly sorry.	非常抱歉
[44:50]	Terribly sorry.	非常抱歉
[44:51]	X is frightfully upset about the whole Coney Island incident.	X对康尼岛的事已经很不爽了
[44:51]	X is frightfully upset about the whole Coney Island incident.	X对康尼岛的事已经很不爽了
[44:54]	Thanks for the heads-up.	多谢你的提醒
[44:54]	Thanks for the heads-up.	多谢你的提醒
[44:58]	Oh, man, this coffee tastes like dirt.	这咖啡喝起来有股土渣味
[44:58]	Oh, man, this coffee tastes like dirt.	这咖啡喝起来有股土渣味
[45:00]	What do you expect? It was…	知足吧 这咖啡…
[45:00]	What do you expect? It was…	知足吧 这咖啡…
[45:02]	Just ground this morning.	可是早上刚磨的呢
[45:02]	Just ground this morning.	可是早上刚磨的呢
[45:04]	O	O?
[45:04]	O	O?
[45:09]	No, I call ladies “O”.	这个 我统称女士为O
[45:09]	No, I call ladies “O”.	这个 我统称女士为O
[45:11]	To me, O is feminine, K is masculine.	对我来说O是女士 K是男士
[45:11]	To me, O is feminine, K is masculine.	对我来说O是女士 K是男士
[45:15]	You know, I see a couple, I’m like, “O-K.”	如果我见到小两口就会说O-K
[45:15]	You know, I see a couple, I’m like, “O-K.”	如果我见到小两口就会说O-K
[45:19]	What a mess. Any casualties?	什么乱七八糟的 有伤亡吗
[45:19]	What a mess. Any casualties?	什么乱七八糟的 有伤亡吗
[45:22]	Yes, Roman the Fabulist.	有 寓言家罗曼
[45:22]	Yes, Roman the Fabulist.	有 寓言家罗曼
[45:24]	Any human casualties?	人类伤亡呢
[45:24]	Any human casualties?	人类伤亡呢
[45:27]	No, sir.	没有 长官
[45:27]	No, sir.	没有 长官
[45:29]	Who the hell is this?	这家伙是谁
[45:29]	Who the hell is this?	这家伙是谁
[45:31]	Look, I was…	我是…
[45:31]	Look, I was…	我是…
[45:32]	Stray human caught in the net.	抓到的闲杂人员
[45:32]	Stray human caught in the net.	抓到的闲杂人员
[45:33]	Code 43 him and throw him back.	给他编码43 再扔回去
[45:33]	Code 43 him and throw him back.	给他编码43 再扔回去
[45:36]	You’re late for a meeting with the Viagrans.	长官 您与瓦格兰星人的会议要迟到了
[45:36]	You’re late for a meeting with the Viagrans.	长官 您与瓦格兰星人的会议要迟到了
[45:38]	They have a revolutionary new pill.	他们研制出了开创性的新药
[45:38]	They have a revolutionary new pill.	他们研制出了开创性的新药
[45:40]	It’s really…	那可真是…
[45:40]	It’s really…	那可真是…
[45:43]	Okay, slick.	接着说 小子
[45:43]	Okay, slick.	接着说 小子
[45:47]	I was waiting for my girl.	我在等我的妞
[45:47]	I was waiting for my girl.	我在等我的妞
[45:48]	Schtaron.	史泰伦
[45:48]	Schtaron.	史泰伦
[45:50]	Yes, she’s Greek.	对 她是希腊人
[45:50]	Yes, she’s Greek.	对 她是希腊人
[45:53]	Okay. Just one last thing. An eye exam.	好吧 还剩最后一件事 眼睛检查
[45:53]	Okay. Just one last thing. An eye exam.	好吧 还剩最后一件事 眼睛检查
[46:03]	That’s not an eye exam, K.	这可不是眼科检查 K
[46:03]	That’s not an eye exam, K.	这可不是眼科检查 K
[46:04]	That’s a big-ass neuralyzer!	这是大号记忆消除器
[46:04]	That’s a big-ass neuralyzer!	这是大号记忆消除器
[46:06]	You have a lot of information	你知道很多事情
[46:06]	You have a lot of information	你知道很多事情
[46:07]	for a fella who doesn’t know anything.	一个普通人不会知道这么多事情
[46:07]	for a fella who doesn’t know anything.	一个普通人不会知道这么多事情
[46:09]	I see what you’re saying.	我懂你意思
[46:09]	I see what you’re saying.	我懂你意思
[46:11]	You know, K, we need to hold up a second.	K 我们得暂停一下
[46:11]	You know, K, we need to hold up a second.	K 我们得暂停一下
[46:16]	Let’s get this bite guard in here.	把这个护齿咬嘴里
[46:16]	Let’s get this bite guard in here.	把这个护齿咬嘴里
[46:17]	Hey, back up, back up.	退下 退下
[46:17]	Hey, back up, back up.	退下 退下
[46:20]	K, listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot, all right?	K 我想我们刚才有些误会
[46:20]	K, listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot, all right?	K 我想我们刚才有些误会
[46:23]	So let’s just stop for a second and talk.	我们得再谈谈
[46:23]	So let’s just stop for a second and talk.	我们得再谈谈
[46:26]	Don’t put me in here, K!	别把我放进这里 K
[46:26]	Don’t put me in here, K!	别把我放进这里 K
[46:28]	Too late, hoss.	太晚了 伙计
[46:28]	Too late, hoss.	太晚了 伙计
[46:29]	K, no, listen to me. I can help you with this case!	别这样 K 这案子我能帮上忙
[46:29]	K, no, listen to me. I can help you with this case!	别这样 K 这案子我能帮上忙
[46:33]	K	K!
[46:33]	K	K!
[46:36]	I’m doing the truth face! You’re missing it!	我现在表情很真诚 你会后悔莫及的
[46:36]	I’m doing the truth face! You’re missing it!	我现在表情很真诚 你会后悔莫及的
[46:38]	I’ll just use my imagination.	现在我看不到你的脸 只能想象了
[46:38]	I’ll just use my imagination.	现在我看不到你的脸 只能想象了
[46:43]	K, the killer you’re looking for.	K 你在追捕的杀手
[46:43]	K, the killer you’re looking for.	K 你在追捕的杀手
[46:44]	I’m after the same guy. A Boglodite.	也就是我在追捕的那个伯格罗蒂特人
[46:44]	I’m after the same guy. A Boglodite.	也就是我在追捕的那个伯格罗蒂特人
[46:47]	His name is Boris.	他叫鲍里斯
[46:47]	His name is Boris.	他叫鲍里斯
[46:49]	Ship has sailed, amigo.	马上就开始了 伙计
[46:49]	Ship has sailed, amigo.	马上就开始了 伙计
[46:50]	If we don’t get him, there’ll be two.	如果我们不干掉他 就会出现两个本体
[46:50]	If we don’t get him, there’ll be two.	如果我们不干掉他 就会出现两个本体
[46:52]	You had my undivided attention.	我在认真听着呢
[46:52]	You had my undivided attention.	我在认真听着呢
[46:54]	One will have one arm	一个只有一个胳膊
[46:54]	One will have one arm	一个只有一个胳膊
[46:55]	and one’s gonna have two. K!	另一个肢体健全
[46:55]	and one’s gonna have two. K!	另一个肢体健全
[46:57]	Listen to me!	K 听我说
[46:57]	Listen to me!	K 听我说
[46:58]	If you erase me	如果你清除我的记忆
[46:58]	If you erase me	如果你清除我的记忆
[47:00]	you erase the world!	就等于清除了整个世界
[47:00]	you erase the world!	就等于清除了整个世界
[47:03]	Fifteen seconds to neuralyzation	消除记忆 15秒倒计时
[47:03]	Fifteen seconds to neuralyzation	消除记忆 15秒倒计时
[47:04]	14 Fourteen.
[47:04]	14 Fourteen.
[47:07]	13 12 Thirteen. Twelve.
[47:07]	13 12 Thirteen. Twelve.
[47:09]	11 10 9 Eleven. Ten. Nine.
[47:09]	11 10 9 Eleven. Ten. Nine.
[47:12]	When you see Boris tomorrow,	明天见到鲍里斯 杀了他
[47:12]	When you see Boris tomorrow,	明天见到鲍里斯 杀了他
[47:14]	K, kill him. Do not arrest him, kill him!	不要逮捕 直接干掉
[47:14]	K, kill him. Do not arrest him, kill him!	不要逮捕 直接干掉
[47:18]	4 3 2 Four. Three. Two.
[47:18]	4 3 2 Four. Three. Two.
[47:27]	Is this thing off? Hey, I don’t think it’s all the way off, K!	这机器停了吗 我觉得还没停
[47:27]	Is this thing off? Hey, I don’t think it’s all the way off, K!	这机器停了吗 我觉得还没停
[47:31]	It’s whirring and buzzing.	还在嗡嗡作响的 K
[47:31]	It’s whirring and buzzing.	还在嗡嗡作响的 K
[47:34]	I don’t know if I don’t know nothing.	我不知道我是不是什么都不记得了
[47:34]	I don’t know if I don’t know nothing.	我不知道我是不是什么都不记得了
[47:40]	I knew Roman.	我认识罗曼
[47:40]	I knew Roman.	我认识罗曼
[47:42]	His wife cooked me dinner once.	他老婆曾为我做过晚餐
[47:42]	His wife cooked me dinner once.	他老婆曾为我做过晚餐
[47:45]	While it was not pleasant, he was my friend.	虽说过程不怎么愉快 但他是我朋友
[47:45]	While it was not pleasant, he was my friend.	虽说过程不怎么愉快 但他是我朋友
[47:47]	Last chance, who are you and what do you know?	最后机会 你是谁 你都知道什么
[47:47]	Last chance, who are you and what do you know?	最后机会 你是谁 你都知道什么
[47:55]	I’m an agent from the future.	我是来自未来的黑超特警
[47:55]	I’m an agent from the future.	我是来自未来的黑超特警
[47:56]	We’re partners.	我们是搭档
[47:56]	We’re partners.	我们是搭档
[47:58]	In 25 years, you’ll recruit me	25年后 你召我入局
[47:58]	In 25 years, you’ll recruit me	25年后 你召我入局
[48:00]	and 1 4 years after that,	接着14年后
[48:00]	and 1 4 years after that,	接着14年后
[48:01]	the guy you didn’t let me kill today	你阻止我杀的那个人
[48:01]	the guy you didn’t let me kill today	你阻止我杀的那个人
[48:03]	escapes from prison,	鲍里斯 逃出监狱
[48:03]	escapes from prison,	鲍里斯 逃出监狱
[48:04]	jumps to the past and unleashes an invasion of Earth.	穿越回过去然后对地球发动大规模入侵
[48:04]	jumps to the past and unleashes an invasion of Earth.	穿越回过去然后对地球发动大规模入侵
[48:07]	We got about 19 hours to kill him.	我们还剩下19个小时时间干掉他
[48:07]	We got about 19 hours to kill him.	我们还剩下19个小时时间干掉他
[48:09]	So, really, we need to go right now.	所以现在我们真的得抓紧了
[48:09]	So, really, we need to go right now.	所以现在我们真的得抓紧了
[48:20]	All right.	好吧
[48:20]	All right.	好吧
[48:26]	So that’s the story you believe.	你就这么信了啊
[48:26]	So that’s the story you believe.	你就这么信了啊
[48:28]	That one was the truth.	这是真的
[48:28]	That one was the truth.	这是真的
[48:29]	Wasn’t the whole truth, but it’ll do for now.	可能不全是真的 但是现在只能这样
[48:29]	Wasn’t the whole truth, but it’ll do for now.	可能不全是真的 但是现在只能这样
[48:31]	What are you talking about? Of course it’s the whole truth.	你在说什么 当然都是真的
[48:31]	What are you talking about? Of course it’s the whole truth.	你在说什么 当然都是真的
[48:35]	The problem with a lie	问题是 一旦你开始说谎
[48:35]	The problem with a lie	问题是 一旦你开始说谎
[48:36]	is once you start lying you put yourself…	别人就不怎么相信你了
[48:36]	is once you start lying you put yourself…	别人就不怎么相信你了
[48:42]	Agent K.	特工K
[48:42]	Agent K.	特工K
[48:44]	What’s he still doing here?	他怎么还在这里
[48:44]	What’s he still doing here?	他怎么还在这里
[48:45]	I might have cooked him too long. Thought I’d walk him out.	我审问他太长时间了 送他出去
[48:45]	I might have cooked him too long. Thought I’d walk him out.	我审问他太长时间了 送他出去
[48:48]	I put my pants on.	我穿裤子了
[48:48]	I put my pants on.	我穿裤子了
[48:56]	Okay, future man, where to?	好了 未来人 现在去哪儿
[48:56]	Okay, future man, where to?	好了 未来人 现在去哪儿
[48:59]	I don’t know.	我不知道
[48:59]	I don’t know.	我不知道
[49:00]	What do you mean?	什么意思
[49:00]	What do you mean?	什么意思
[49:03]	I don’t know. Go wherever you went last time.	我不知道 去你上次去的地方
[49:03]	I don’t know. Go wherever you went last time.	我不知道 去你上次去的地方
[49:07]	I haven’t been here. I didn’t tell you where I went?	我还没去呢 我告诉你去哪里了吗
[49:07]	I haven’t been here. I didn’t tell you where I went?	我还没去呢 我告诉你去哪里了吗
[49:10]	No. I mean, we don’t really talk.	没有 我们不常交流
[49:10]	No. I mean, we don’t really talk.	没有 我们不常交流
[49:14]	What kind of partners sit in	这是什么搭档啊
[49:14]	What kind of partners sit in	这是什么搭档啊
[49:16]	a car every day for 14 years and don’t talk?	14年来每天都坐同一辆车却不说话
[49:16]	a car every day for 14 years and don’t talk?	14年来每天都坐同一辆车却不说话
[49:18]	Exactly. And this is the type of problem it causes.	的确如此 问题就是这么造成的
[49:18]	Exactly. And this is the type of problem it causes.	的确如此 问题就是这么造成的
[49:23]	It’s dysfunctional.	这太不正常了
[49:23]	It’s dysfunctional.	这太不正常了
[49:24]	All right, sport, you better get useful real quick	哥们 你最好能赶紧帮上点忙
[49:24]	All right, sport, you better get useful real quick	哥们 你最好能赶紧帮上点忙
[49:26]	or you go back in room 43.	不然我送你回43号
[49:26]	or you go back in room 43.	不然我送你回43号
[49:30]	Man…	不是吧
[49:30]	Man…	不是吧
[49:34]	There was something in the file about a factory.	档案里好像提到了什么工厂
[49:34]	There was something in the file about a factory.	档案里好像提到了什么工厂
[49:37]	Something happened at a factory.	在工厂里发生了一些事情
[49:37]	Something happened at a factory.	在工厂里发生了一些事情
[49:41]	Hey, look, man, you can put your Jedi Knight on me all you want.	你可以把你招数都使出来
[49:41]	Hey, look, man, you can put your Jedi Knight on me all you want.	你可以把你招数都使出来
[49:45]	That’s all I got.	但我就知道这么多
[49:45]	That’s all I got.	但我就知道这么多
[49:52]	That spark something?	这让你想起什么了
[49:52]	That spark something?	这让你想起什么了
[49:53]	Roman had this on his person when he was murdered.	罗曼被杀的时候身上带着这个
[49:53]	Roman had this on his person when he was murdered.	罗曼被杀的时候身上带着这个
[49:59]	It’s a matchbook.	是个火柴盒
[49:59]	It’s a matchbook.	是个火柴盒
[49:59]	No, it’s a clue.	不 这是个线索
[49:59]	No, it’s a clue.	不 这是个线索
[50:01]	He didn’t smoke.	他不抽烟
[50:01]	He didn’t smoke.	他不抽烟
[50:33]	You lose something over here, Hondo?	你是不是丢了魂魄 二愣子
[50:33]	You lose something over here, Hondo?	你是不是丢了魂魄 二愣子
[50:35]	No.	没有
[50:35]	No.	没有
[50:37]	Hey, man, how old are you?	伙计 你今年贵庚
[50:37]	Hey, man, how old are you?	伙计 你今年贵庚
[50:42]	29 Twenty-nine.
[50:42]	29 Twenty-nine.
[50:44]	You got some city miles on you.	还真是显老
[50:44]	You got some city miles on you.	还真是显老
[50:46]	I’m starting to understand why we don’t talk.	我开始明白我们为什么不说话了
[50:46]	I’m starting to understand why we don’t talk.	我开始明白我们为什么不说话了
[50:49]		宇宙保龄球馆
[50:56]	– How well do you know this place? – I know its reputation.	-你怎么知道这个地方 -它很出名
[50:56]	– How well do you know this place? – I know its reputation.	-你怎么知道这个地方 -它很出名
[50:59]	I don’t like it. I hate going in blind. I’m gonna need my gun.	我不喜欢这样瞎打瞎撞 我要我的枪
[50:59]	I don’t like it. I hate going in blind. I’m gonna need my gun.	我不喜欢这样瞎打瞎撞 我要我的枪
[51:03]	Sure thing, slick.	当然可以 小子
[51:03]	Sure thing, slick.	当然可以 小子
[51:05]	K! Wait, no, I gotta go in with you!	K 等等 我得跟你一起去
[51:05]	K! Wait, no, I gotta go in with you!	K 等等 我得跟你一起去
[51:08]	You sit tight. I’ll be fine.	老实坐着 我没问题的
[51:08]	You sit tight. I’ll be fine.	老实坐着 我没问题的
[51:10]	Wait, no! No!	等等 别
[51:10]	Wait, no! No!	等等 别
[51:13]	K, don’t go in by yourself!	K 别一个人进去
[51:13]	K, don’t go in by yourself!	K 别一个人进去
[51:18]	Hi, fellas.	伙计们
[51:18]	Hi, fellas.	伙计们
[51:21]	Need to see the boss.	我要见老板
[51:21]	Need to see the boss.	我要见老板
[51:23]	He’s busy.	他忙着呢
[51:23]	He’s busy.	他忙着呢
[51:26]	Well, I’m gonna just take a look around.	好吧 那我就自己看看了
[51:26]	Well, I’m gonna just take a look around.	好吧 那我就自己看看了
[51:33]	Looks like we have ourselves a standoff.	看来我们要僵持一下了
[51:33]	Looks like we have ourselves a standoff.	看来我们要僵持一下了
[51:36]	Looks that way.	看来是的
[51:36]	Looks that way.	看来是的
[51:42]	Still keep the key under the ashtray.	还是把钥匙藏在烟灰缸下面
[51:42]	Still keep the key under the ashtray.	还是把钥匙藏在烟灰缸下面
[51:44]	Lucky guess.	让你猜到了
[51:44]	Lucky guess.	让你猜到了
[51:45]	Now, where were we?	刚才我们谈到哪了
[51:45]	Now, where were we?	刚才我们谈到哪了
[51:47]	I was about to tell you to screw off.	我正要告诉你滚开
[51:47]	I was about to tell you to screw off.	我正要告诉你滚开
[51:49]	Hey, slick, you bowl in the future?	小子 你在未来打保龄球吗
[51:49]	Hey, slick, you bowl in the future?	小子 你在未来打保龄球吗
[51:51]	MIB league champ, three years running.	我可是蝉联三届的黑超联赛冠军
[51:51]	MIB league champ, three years running.	我可是蝉联三届的黑超联赛冠军
[51:53]	Well, let’s see it.	那来露一手吧
[51:53]	Well, let’s see it.	那来露一手吧
[51:56]	You did not walk into my establishment	你不能就这么闯进我的地盘
[51:56]	You did not walk into my establishment	你不能就这么闯进我的地盘
[51:57]	and rip my head off!	还拧下我的脑袋
[51:57]	and rip my head off!	还拧下我的脑袋
[51:59]	My man, we don’t have a lot of time.	伙计 我们没多少时间
[51:59]	My man, we don’t have a lot of time.	伙计 我们没多少时间
[52:01]	You really need to tell him something.	你还是老实交代吧
[52:01]	You really need to tell him something.	你还是老实交代吧
[52:03]	I’ll tell him this!	我会让你们吃点苦头的
[52:03]	I’ll tell him this!	我会让你们吃点苦头的
[52:05]	All right, your head.	好吧 就用你的头了
[52:05]	All right, your head.	好吧 就用你的头了
[52:06]	Wait. Hey, if you do this,	如果你敢扔我的头
[52:06]	Wait. Hey, if you do this,	如果你敢扔我的头
[52:08]	I am gonna hunt you down	我不会放过你的
[52:08]	I am gonna hunt you down	我不会放过你的
[52:10]	and make sure you walk funny for the rest	我会让你在地球的下半生
[52:10]	and make sure you walk funny for the rest	我会让你在地球的下半生
[52:13]	of your miserable last days on Earth!	都过得很惨
[52:13]	of your miserable last days on Earth!	都过得很惨
[52:16]	Tough spare, slick.	吹牛了吧 小子
[52:16]	Tough spare, slick.	吹牛了吧 小子
[52:17]	You messed with the wrong head!	你们惹错人了
[52:17]	You messed with the wrong head!	你们惹错人了
[52:19]	His head’s a little…	他的头有点…
[52:19]	His head’s a little…	他的头有点…
[52:20]	You gonna tell us where Dom is?	你得告诉我们多姆在哪
[52:20]	You gonna tell us where Dom is?	你得告诉我们多姆在哪
[52:23]	I’ll kill you both. I’ll kill both of youse!	我会杀了你们两个的 你们两个
[52:23]	I’ll kill you both. I’ll kill both of youse!	我会杀了你们两个的 你们两个
[52:28]	Your hook’s a little off. Want me to clean her?	球没拿稳是吧 需要我擦擦吗
[52:28]	Your hook’s a little off. Want me to clean her?	球没拿稳是吧 需要我擦擦吗
[52:30]	– Sure thing. – No, no, no.	-当然了 -别 别
[52:30]	– Sure thing. – No, no, no.	-当然了 -别 别
[52:32]	Come on, I just cleaned the bathroom with this thing!	我用这玩意儿清理过洗手间
[52:32]	Come on, I just cleaned the bathroom with this thing!	我用这玩意儿清理过洗手间
[52:36]	No cleaning! No cleaning!	别擦了 别擦了
[52:36]	No cleaning! No cleaning!	别擦了 别擦了
[52:37]	Okay! Okay, all right! All right, he’s in the back.	好吧 我投降 他在后面办公室
[52:37]	Okay! Okay, all right! All right, he’s in the back.	好吧 我投降 他在后面办公室
[52:41]	But he’s not gonna talk to Men in Black scum like you.	但是他不会和你们黑衣人渣说什么的
[52:41]	But he’s not gonna talk to Men in Black scum like you.	但是他不会和你们黑衣人渣说什么的
[52:44]	Now give me back my head.	把我的头还我
[52:44]	Now give me back my head.	把我的头还我
[52:46]	K, I call this one “Low Hanging Fruit.”	K 我把这个叫低手球
[52:46]	K, I call this one “Low Hanging Fruit.”	K 我把这个叫低手球
[52:49]	That ain’t a finger hole	那个不是球洞
[52:49]	That ain’t a finger hole	那个不是球洞
[52:51]	you sick bastard!	你这混蛋
[52:51]	you sick bastard!	你这混蛋
[52:53]	I’ll pop your head off	我会把你的头拧下来
[52:53]	I’ll pop your head off	我会把你的头拧下来
[52:54]	and see how you like it.	让你也尝尝这滋味
[52:54]	and see how you like it.	让你也尝尝这滋味
[52:58]	I’m gonna kill both of you!	我会把你们两个都杀了的
[52:58]	I’m gonna kill both of you!	我会把你们两个都杀了的
[53:00]	I’m gonna kill the both of youself!	杀了你们俩
[53:00]	I’m gonna kill the both of youself!	杀了你们俩
[53:02]	I’ll kill you both!	你们两个
[53:02]	I’ll kill you both!	你们两个
[53:07]	Well, we’re on the right track.	我们路线没错
[53:07]	Well, we’re on the right track.	我们路线没错
[53:08]	Just the wrong train.	只是选错了车
[53:08]	Just the wrong train.	只是选错了车
[53:10]	If he had any secrets…	如果他有任何秘密
[53:10]	If he had any secrets…	如果他有任何秘密
[53:12]	I’m guessing he spilled them.	估计已经被鲍里斯榨出来了
[53:12]	I’m guessing he spilled them.	估计已经被鲍里斯榨出来了
[53:13]	A smart man figures out what victims have in common.	聪明人会找出受害者的共同点
[53:13]	A smart man figures out what victims have in common.	聪明人会找出受害者的共同点
[53:16]	A smart man would.	说得没错
[53:16]	A smart man would.	说得没错
[53:18]	That’s a big-ass phone.	这电话屁股真大
[53:18]	That’s a big-ass phone.	这电话屁股真大
[53:20]	Don’t put that up to your head.	你怎么能把它往脸上贴
[53:20]	Don’t put that up to your head.	你怎么能把它往脸上贴
[53:22]	Agent O.	O探员吗
[53:22]	Agent O.	O探员吗
[53:23]	How’s your day been, Agent K?	还好吗 特工K
[53:23]	How’s your day been, Agent K?	还好吗 特工K
[53:26]	Fair to middling.	凑合吧
[53:26]	Fair to middling.	凑合吧
[53:27]	How are things going?	你那边怎么样
[53:27]	How are things going?	你那边怎么样
[53:28]		航天员向祖国汇报 “一切就绪 期待发射”
[53:28]	Very good, thank you.	很好 多谢关心
[53:28]	Very good, thank you.	很好 多谢关心
[53:29]	Hey, you saw her like an hour ago.	你们不是一小时前才见过面吗
[53:29]	Hey, you saw her like an hour ago.	你们不是一小时前才见过面吗
[53:31]	I need cleanup and containment at Cosmic Lanes.	找人清理一下宇宙保龄球馆
[53:31]	I need cleanup and containment at Cosmic Lanes.	找人清理一下宇宙保龄球馆
[53:34]	Listen, I got a dead Parlaxian.	我们发现了一个被杀的帕拉星人
[53:34]	Listen, I got a dead Parlaxian.	我们发现了一个被杀的帕拉星人
[53:36]	Now Roman was a Byvoid,	罗曼是巴沃德星人
[53:36]	Now Roman was a Byvoid,	罗曼是巴沃德星人
[53:37]	correct me if I’m wrong…	和帕拉星属于同一个星群
[53:37]	correct me if I’m wrong…	和帕拉星属于同一个星群
[53:39]	…from the same planetary grouping?	我说的对不对
[53:39]	…from the same planetary grouping?	我说的对不对
[53:40]	Yes, a three planet system in the Triangulum Galaxy	没错 它们都是三角星系的成员
[53:40]	Yes, a three planet system in the Triangulum Galaxy	没错 它们都是三角星系的成员
[53:42]	wiped out by the Boglodites.	被伯格罗蒂特星人悉数消灭了
[53:42]	wiped out by the Boglodites.	被伯格罗蒂特星人悉数消灭了
[53:44]	The third planet, wasn’t it…?	那第三个星球是不是
[53:44]	The third planet, wasn’t it…?	那第三个星球是不是
[53:45]	– Glamouria? – Glamouria.	-格莱美亚星 -格莱美亚星
[53:45]	– Glamouria? – Glamouria.	-格莱美亚星 -格莱美亚星
[53:49]	Thank you, Miss O.	谢谢 O小姐
[53:49]	Thank you, Miss O.	谢谢 O小姐
[53:51]	I know where Boris is headed to next.	我知道鲍里斯下面要去哪儿了
[53:51]	I know where Boris is headed to next.	我知道鲍里斯下面要去哪儿了
[53:54]	You were close, slick.	你之前说对了 小子
[53:54]	You were close, slick.	你之前说对了 小子
[53:56]	It’s not a factory, it’s the Factory.	不过不是普通厂房 是”梦”工厂
[53:56]	It’s not a factory, it’s the Factory.	不过不是普通厂房 是”梦”工厂
[54:02]	Look, if Boris turns out to be here, I’m gonna kill him.	如果鲍里斯真的在里面 我要杀了他
[54:02]	Look, if Boris turns out to be here, I’m gonna kill him.	如果鲍里斯真的在里面 我要杀了他
[54:05]	I need my gun.	把枪给我
[54:05]	I need my gun.	把枪给我
[54:06]	No deal.	做梦吧你
[54:06]	No deal.	做梦吧你
[54:10]	I’ve been an agent for 14 years.	我已经做了14年的探员了
[54:10]	I’ve been an agent for 14 years.	我已经做了14年的探员了
[54:11]	Which means I’m the senior agent on this case.	所以在这个案子上我是老手
[54:11]	Which means I’m the senior agent on this case.	所以在这个案子上我是老手
[54:14]	Now, I hate to pull rank…	我不想拿职位压你
[54:14]	Now, I hate to pull rank…	我不想拿职位压你
[54:15]	but I am instructing my junior agent	但我这是在要求新人
[54:15]	but I am instructing my junior agent	但我这是在要求新人
[54:17]	that’s you, to give me my gun right now. That’s an order.	也就是你 立刻把枪给我 这是命令
[54:17]	that’s you, to give me my gun right now. That’s an order.	也就是你 立刻把枪给我 这是命令
[54:27]	No, no, no, space gun.	不是这个 太空枪
[54:27]	No, no, no, space gun.	不是这个 太空枪
[54:29]	You’re welcome.	不用谢
[54:29]	You’re welcome.	不用谢
[54:31]	I didn’t say thank you.	我也没说要谢你啊
[54:31]	I didn’t say thank you.	我也没说要谢你啊
[54:39]	For such an ungainly species, they’ve thrived on Earth.	这样的丑八怪也能在地球上活得人模人样
[54:39]	For such an ungainly species, they’ve thrived on Earth.	这样的丑八怪也能在地球上活得人模人样
[54:41]	I was an agent for three years	我是在做探员3年后
[54:41]	I was an agent for three years	我是在做探员3年后
[54:43]	before I realized all models were aliens.	才知道这些模特都是外星人
[54:43]	before I realized all models were aliens.	才知道这些模特都是外星人
[54:45]	Found out the hard way.	还是通过很崎岖的方式
[54:45]	Found out the hard way.	还是通过很崎岖的方式
[54:48]	Password?	口令
[54:48]	Password?	口令
[54:49]	Hey, look, funky ’60s dude,	听着 60年代土俗的小子
[54:49]	Hey, look, funky ’60s dude,	听着 60年代土俗的小子
[54:51]	we don’t have a lot of time.	我们没空跟你啰嗦
[54:51]	we don’t have a lot of time.	我们没空跟你啰嗦
[54:52]	Janis Joplin.	詹尼斯·乔普林
[54:52]	Janis Joplin.	詹尼斯·乔普林
[55:01]	Is there anybody here who’s not an alien?	这里有不是外星人吗
[55:01]	Is there anybody here who’s not an alien?	这里有不是外星人吗
[55:09]	Very nice.	很好
[55:09]	Very nice.	很好
[55:11]	Blink. That’s good.	眨眼 不错
[55:11]	Blink. That’s good.	眨眼 不错
[55:12]	Look in the camera.	看镜头
[55:12]	Look in the camera.	看镜头
[55:13]		安迪·沃霍尔 20世纪艺术界最有名的人物之一 波普艺术的倡导者和领袖
[55:13]	Is that Andy Warhol?	那不是安迪·沃霍尔吗
[55:13]	Is that Andy Warhol?	那不是安迪·沃霍尔吗
[55:17]	Yep.	没错
[55:17]	Yep.	没错
[55:20]	Excuse me, Mr. Warhol, could we have a minute?	打扰了 沃霍尔先生 能借一步说话吗
[55:20]	Excuse me, Mr. Warhol, could we have a minute?	打扰了 沃霍尔先生 能借一步说话吗
[55:24]	Now is not a good time. This is a be-in.	我现在没空 我正在进行中
[55:24]	Now is not a good time. This is a be-in.	我现在没空 我正在进行中
[55:27]	Just a few questions.	就问几个问题
[55:27]	Just a few questions.	就问几个问题
[55:30]	No questions. No answers.	不问 不答
[55:30]	No questions. No answers.	不问 不答
[55:33]	Just being.	我正在进行
[55:33]	Just being.	我正在进行
[55:35]	We have an urgent matter to discuss with you	我们有急事需要问您
[55:35]	We have an urgent matter to discuss with you	我们有急事需要问您
[55:38]	regarding one of your party guests.	关于您这次聚会的一个客人
[55:38]	regarding one of your party guests.	关于您这次聚会的一个客人
[55:41]	Why don’t you come back	你们下周再来吧
[55:41]	Why don’t you come back	你们下周再来吧
[55:42]	next week, after the happening	等发生的事情
[55:42]	next week, after the happening	等发生的事情
[55:45]	has happened.	发生了以后
[55:45]	has happened.	发生了以后
[55:47]	Sorry, Mr. Warhol.	对不起 沃霍尔先生
[55:47]	Sorry, Mr. Warhol.	对不起 沃霍尔先生
[55:49]	You like talking slow. We got stuff to do.	您说话速度太慢 但我们时间紧任务重
[55:49]	You like talking slow. We got stuff to do.	您说话速度太慢 但我们时间紧任务重
[55:51]	I’ve got a planet to save.	有个星球还等着我去救呢
[55:51]	I’ve got a planet to save.	有个星球还等着我去救呢
[55:53]	You’re distressing.	你好烦人
[55:53]	You’re distressing.	你好烦人
[55:53]	Everything about you upsets me.	我讨厌你 讨厌你的一切
[55:53]	Everything about you upsets me.	我讨厌你 讨厌你的一切
[56:00]	Damn it, K! Are you trying to blow my cover?	该死的K 你要让我身份曝光吗
[56:00]	Damn it, K! Are you trying to blow my cover?	该死的K 你要让我身份曝光吗
[56:02]	Agent W, your cover is safe.	特工W 你的身份安全得很
[56:02]	Agent W, your cover is safe.	特工W 你的身份安全得很
[56:04]	Whoa, Andy Warhol is one of us?	什么 安迪·沃霍尔是我们的人
[56:04]	Whoa, Andy Warhol is one of us?	什么 安迪·沃霍尔是我们的人
[56:06]	Safe?	安全什么
[56:06]	Safe?	安全什么
[56:07]	You out of your mind? I’m so out of ideas.	你疯了吗 我已经无计可施了
[56:07]	You out of your mind? I’m so out of ideas.	你疯了吗 我已经无计可施了
[56:09]	I’m painting soup cans and bananas for chris sakes.	现在只能画画罐头 描描香蕉了
[56:09]	I’m painting soup cans and bananas for chris sakes.	现在只能画画罐头 描描香蕉了
[56:12]	Actually, Mr. Warhol, I gotta tell you,	沃霍尔先生 你得知道
[56:12]	Actually, Mr. Warhol, I gotta tell you,	沃霍尔先生 你得知道
[56:13]	I love your work.	我特喜欢你的作品
[56:13]	I love your work.	我特喜欢你的作品
[56:15]	Oh, thank you.	是吗 谢谢
[56:15]	Oh, thank you.	是吗 谢谢
[56:16]	Who’s the dumb-ass?	这个蠢货是谁
[56:16]	Who’s the dumb-ass?	这个蠢货是谁
[56:18]	How about a little professional courtesy here?	您能有点儿职业礼节吗
[56:18]	How about a little professional courtesy here?	您能有点儿职业礼节吗
[56:20]	– What’s that, dumb-ass? – Say it again.	-你说啥 蠢货 -再说一遍试试
[56:20]	– What’s that, dumb-ass? – Say it again.	-你说啥 蠢货 -再说一遍试试
[56:22]	– Want me to? – I dare you.	-你想听吗 -你敢说吗
[56:22]	– Want me to? – I dare you.	-你想听吗 -你敢说吗
[56:23]	Dumb-ass.	蠢货
[56:23]	Dumb-ass.	蠢货
[56:24]	Agents.	两位
[56:24]	Agents.	两位
[56:25]	You know I have no problem	就算你是名人
[56:25]	You know I have no problem	就算你是名人
[56:26]	pimp-slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol.	照样揍得你面目全非屁滚尿流
[56:26]	pimp-slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol.	照样揍得你面目全非屁滚尿流
[56:29]	What?	你说什么
[56:29]	What?	你说什么
[56:35]	Why are you looking at me?	你干嘛看我
[56:35]	Why are you looking at me?	你干嘛看我
[56:39]	Oh, all right. You know what? Agent K.	那么这样吧 特工K
[56:39]	Oh, all right. You know what? Agent K.	那么这样吧 特工K
[56:42]	Why don’t you see what information you can get from Agent W	何不让你和特工W单独交流一下心得
[56:42]	Why don’t you see what information you can get from Agent W	何不让你和特工W单独交流一下心得
[56:45]	and I’ll go case the perimeter.	我出去转转
[56:45]	and I’ll go case the perimeter.	我出去转转
[56:47]	– That work for everybody? – Go do that.	-这样总行了吧 -行了
[56:47]	– That work for everybody? – Go do that.	-这样总行了吧 -行了
[56:49]	– How about that? – Oh, cute.	-怎么样 -算你识相
[56:49]	– How about that? – Oh, cute.	-怎么样 -算你识相
[56:50]	– Okay. – Very nice.	-是吧 -这就对了
[56:50]	– Okay. – Very nice.	-是吧 -这就对了
[56:53]	Someone forget his nap?	傻不拉几的
[56:53]	Someone forget his nap?	傻不拉几的
[57:03]	Hey, how you doing?	你好吗 帅哥
[57:03]	Hey, how you doing?	你好吗 帅哥
[57:06]	Chilling.	好得很
[57:06]	Chilling.	好得很
[57:13]	Who’s that guy?	他是谁
[57:13]	Who’s that guy?	他是谁
[57:13]	Don’t tell me he’s your new partner.	不会是你的新搭档吧
[57:13]	Don’t tell me he’s your new partner.	不会是你的新搭档吧
[57:15]	Actually, he’s my old partner.	事实上 我们是老搭档
[57:15]	Actually, he’s my old partner.	事实上 我们是老搭档
[57:17]	He traveled back from the future to save the planet…	他从未来穿越回来拯救地球
[57:17]	He traveled back from the future to save the planet…	他从未来穿越回来拯救地球
[57:19]	Jesus, stop, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.	停 别扯了 我不想知道
[57:19]	Jesus, stop, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.	停 别扯了 我不想知道
[57:21]	Andy, Yoko’s here.	安迪 洋子来了
[57:21]	Andy, Yoko’s here.	安迪 洋子来了
[57:23]	Yoko’s here.	洋子来了
[57:23]	Yoko’s here.	洋子来了
[57:26]	Tell her that I’m filming this man eating a hamburger.	告诉她我正在拍吃汉堡的男人
[57:26]	Tell her that I’m filming this man eating a hamburger.	告诉她我正在拍吃汉堡的男人
[57:31]	It’s transcendent.	效果太棒了
[57:31]	It’s transcendent.	效果太棒了
[57:34]	All right, now the pickle.	行了 现在换泡菜
[57:34]	All right, now the pickle.	行了 现在换泡菜
[57:43]	What are you doing on my turf, K?	你想在我场子上干嘛 K
[57:43]	What are you doing on my turf, K?	你想在我场子上干嘛 K
[57:45]	Tracking a killer. Boglodite.	追捕一个杀手 来自伯格罗蒂特星
[57:45]	Tracking a killer. Boglodite.	追捕一个杀手 来自伯格罗蒂特星
[57:47]	We have reason to believe he’s gonna hit here next,	我们认为他下一个目标在这里
[57:47]	We have reason to believe he’s gonna hit here next,	我们认为他下一个目标在这里
[57:48]	a Glamourian.	是个格莱美亚星人
[57:48]	a Glamourian.	是个格莱美亚星人
[57:49]	Glamourian? Right solar system, wrong planet.	格莱美亚星人 你找对了星系 找错了星球
[57:49]	Glamourian? Right solar system, wrong planet.	格莱美亚星人 你找对了星系 找错了星球
[57:53]	He’s gotta be after the Archanan.	他肯定是在找阿卡南人
[57:53]	He’s gotta be after the Archanan.	他肯定是在找阿卡南人
[57:54]	Archanans are extinct.	阿克南星人已经死光了
[57:54]	Archanans are extinct.	阿克南星人已经死光了
[57:56]	Apparently they are not. One washed ashore last week.	不可能 上周还有一个被冲上了岸
[57:56]	Apparently they are not. One washed ashore last week.	不可能 上周还有一个被冲上了岸
[57:59]		罗斯威尔 美国墨西哥州城市 曾发生过著名的”飞碟事件”
[57:59]	The whole Roswell circuit’s all buzz about it.	罗斯威尔那边一直有他们的消息
[57:59]	The whole Roswell circuit’s all buzz about it.	罗斯威尔那边一直有他们的消息
[58:02]	Alien unicorn. Last of its species.	是一只外星独角兽 仅存的一只了
[58:02]	Alien unicorn. Last of its species.	是一只外星独角兽 仅存的一只了
[58:05]	His name’s Griffin.	他叫格里芬
[58:05]	His name’s Griffin.	他叫格里芬
[58:07]	Griffin the Archanan.	阿卡南人格里芬
[58:07]	Griffin the Archanan.	阿卡南人格里芬
[58:11]	How’s it going?	你好
[58:11]	How’s it going?	你好
[58:12]	Going? How’s it going? That depends.	好 我好吗 这得看情况
[58:12]	Going? How’s it going? That depends.	好 我好吗 这得看情况
[58:13]	For me, personally, it’s good, things are good.	就我个人来说 一切都很好
[58:13]	For me, personally, it’s good, things are good.	就我个人来说 一切都很好
[58:15]	Unless we’re in the possible future	但是 几秒钟以后就不好了
[58:15]	Unless we’re in the possible future	但是 几秒钟以后就不好了
[58:17]	where the muscle boy argues with his girlfriend.	那个肌肉男跟他的女朋友吵架
[58:17]	where the muscle boy argues with his girlfriend.	那个肌肉男跟他的女朋友吵架
[58:20]	She storms off and	她怒气冲冲地离开
[58:20]	She storms off and	她怒气冲冲地离开
[58:21]	bumps the guy with the stuffed mushrooms	撞到端着一盘填馅蘑菇的服务生
[58:21]	bumps the guy with the stuffed mushrooms	撞到端着一盘填馅蘑菇的服务生
[58:23]	who dumps the tray on the sailors on leave.	他把托盘扣到那个正要离开的水手身上
[58:23]	who dumps the tray on the sailors on leave.	他把托盘扣到那个正要离开的水手身上
[58:25]	A shoving match breaks out.	东西一个接一个被推倒
[58:25]	A shoving match breaks out.	东西一个接一个被推倒
[58:26]	They crash into the table.	然后撞向这张桌子
[58:26]	They crash into the table.	然后撞向这张桌子
[58:27]	In which case, I gotta move my plate like right now.	所以我应该把碟子拿走 立刻
[58:27]	In which case, I gotta move my plate like right now.	所以我应该把碟子拿走 立刻
[58:33]	Or it’s the future where the pastrami sandwich I’m eating	还有 在我吃了这个熏肉三明治之后
[58:33]	Or it’s the future where the pastrami sandwich I’m eating	还有 在我吃了这个熏肉三明治之后
[58:36]	causes me gastric distress.	一阵胃疼
[58:36]	causes me gastric distress.	一阵胃疼
[58:38]	Thankfully, your friend offers the antacids he carries	幸好你朋友给了我他随身携带的胃药
[58:38]	Thankfully, your friend offers the antacids he carries	幸好你朋友给了我他随身携带的胃药
[58:41]	in his right pocket, so good. I’ll be good.	所以我很好 会很好
[58:41]	in his right pocket, so good. I’ll be good.	所以我很好 会很好
[58:44]	Except in the future where I have to leave in two and a half minutes	除非 我两分半钟后就得离开
[58:44]	Except in the future where I have to leave in two and a half minutes	除非 我两分半钟后就得离开
[58:47]	just before he has a chance to offer me the antacids,	等不到他把药给我
[58:47]	just before he has a chance to offer me the antacids,	等不到他把药给我
[58:50]	so on the whole, I’d have to say not good. I am not good.	因此整体来说 不好 我不好
[58:50]	so on the whole, I’d have to say not good. I am not good.	因此整体来说 不好 我不好
[58:55]	But that depends.	但还得看情况
[58:55]	But that depends.	但还得看情况
[58:59]	K	K!
[58:59]	K	K!
[59:00]	How will we find this guy?	我们怎么才能找到他
[59:00]	How will we find this guy?	我们怎么才能找到他
[59:02]	What am l, a schmuck?	别担心 我又不是笨蛋
[59:02]	What am l, a schmuck?	别担心 我又不是笨蛋
[59:04]	He’s here?	他就在这儿
[59:04]	He’s here?	他就在这儿
[59:05]	“Here” is a relative term.	“在这儿”是一种相对的说法
[59:05]	“Here” is a relative term.	“在这儿”是一种相对的说法
[59:06]	He’s a fifth dimensional being.	他是第五维空间的高级生命体
[59:06]	He’s a fifth dimensional being.	他是第五维空间的高级生命体
[59:08]	They can live in and visualize an infinite set	他们可以以各种不确定的形态存在
[59:08]	They can live in and visualize an infinite set	他们可以以各种不确定的形态存在
[59:11]	of time-space probabilities simultaneously.	在不同的时空同时出现
[59:11]	of time-space probabilities simultaneously.	在不同的时空同时出现
[59:13]	Sounds like fun. Good work.	真有意思 干得好
[59:13]	Sounds like fun. Good work.	真有意思 干得好
[59:15]	Whoa, whoa, K, K, K.	等等 K
[59:15]	Whoa, whoa, K, K, K.	等等 K
[59:18]	You gotta fake my death, okay?	你得把我弄”死” 退出卧底 懂不
[59:18]	You gotta fake my death, okay?	你得把我弄”死” 退出卧底 懂不
[59:20]		西塔琴 最具代表性的印度古典乐器 被广泛应用于全世界的摇滚乐中
[59:20]	I can’t listen to sitar music anymore.	我再也受不了西塔琴的聒噪了
[59:20]	I can’t listen to sitar music anymore.	我再也受不了西塔琴的聒噪了
[59:23]	All right, I’ll see what I can do. I’ll talk to X.	好吧 我尽量 我会跟X说的
[59:23]	All right, I’ll see what I can do. I’ll talk to X.	好吧 我尽量 我会跟X说的
[59:26]	K, I can’t tell the women from the men.	K 我根本分不清他们是男是女
[59:26]	K, I can’t tell the women from the men.	K 我根本分不清他们是男是女
[59:28]	May I see your watch?	我能看看你的表吗
[59:28]	May I see your watch?	我能看看你的表吗
[59:30]	Oh, it is 7:18.	现在是7:18
[59:30]	Oh, it is 7:18.	现在是7:18
[59:31]	No, no, your other watch, the one your father gave you.	不是这个 你爸爸给你的那个
[59:31]	No, no, your other watch, the one your father gave you.	不是这个 你爸爸给你的那个
[59:36]	How do you know about my father’s watch?	你怎么知道那个表的
[59:36]	How do you know about my father’s watch?	你怎么知道那个表的
[59:41]	Oh, dear.	完了
[59:41]	Oh, dear.	完了
[59:43]	This is the one where Roman is dead	这说明罗曼已经死了
[59:43]	This is the one where Roman is dead	这说明罗曼已经死了
[59:45]	and the gentleman at the bowling alley. So much death.	保龄球馆的那个人也死了 死了这么多人
[59:45]	and the gentleman at the bowling alley. So much death.	保龄球馆的那个人也死了 死了这么多人
[59:48]	Such an infinitesimal small chance for success.	成功的几率无穷小啊
[59:48]	Such an infinitesimal small chance for success.	成功的几率无穷小啊
[59:52]	K	K!
[59:52]	K	K!
[59:53]	Griffin, right?	你是格里芬吧
[59:53]	Griffin, right?	你是格里芬吧
[59:55]	We’re here–	我们来这儿
[59:55]	We’re here–	我们来这儿
[59:56]	Because of Boris the animal.	因为孽畜鲍里斯
[59:56]	Because of Boris the animal.	因为孽畜鲍里斯
[59:57]	Correct. We think he’s coming–	我们认为他要
[59:57]	Correct. We think he’s coming–	我们认为他要
[59:59]	To kill me. He’ll be here in two minutes	来杀我 两分钟以内
[59:59]	To kill me. He’ll be here in two minutes	来杀我 两分钟以内
[1:00:00]	unless we’re in	除非
[1:00:00]	unless we’re in	除非
[1:00:01]	the possible future where he made all the lights unbarring	他一路冲过来 没遇上一个红灯
[1:00:01]	the possible future where he made all the lights unbarring	他一路冲过来 没遇上一个红灯
[1:00:03]	and got here early and is just about	提前到达此地
[1:00:03]	and got here early and is just about	提前到达此地
[1:00:04]	to discharge weapon from the doorway	站在门口就开火
[1:00:04]	to discharge weapon from the doorway	站在门口就开火
[1:00:06]	in which case we’re all dead in two seconds.	那样的话 我们两秒钟后就会死光光
[1:00:06]	in which case we’re all dead in two seconds.	那样的话 我们两秒钟后就会死光光
[1:00:09]	Good, that was a close one.	太好了 差一点儿
[1:00:09]	Good, that was a close one.	太好了 差一点儿
[1:00:12]	K, I need a space gun.	K 太空枪给我
[1:00:12]	K, I need a space gun.	K 太空枪给我
[1:00:14]	The Boglodites	伯格罗蒂特星人
[1:00:14]	The Boglodites	伯格罗蒂特星人
[1:00:15]	consume any planet in their path.	杀人毁星 无恶不作
[1:00:15]	consume any planet in their path.	杀人毁星 无恶不作
[1:00:16]	Mine, Roman’s, the Parlaxians’.	我的星球 罗曼的 帕拉星人的
[1:00:16]	Mine, Roman’s, the Parlaxians’.	我的星球 罗曼的 帕拉星人的
[1:00:18]	I tried to stop them,	我试着阻止他们
[1:00:18]	I tried to stop them,	我试着阻止他们
[1:00:19]	but if we stop them here,	如果我们这次成功了
[1:00:19]	but if we stop them here,	如果我们这次成功了
[1:00:20]	if we deny them Earth…	让他们在地球上铩羽而归
[1:00:20]	if we deny them Earth…	让他们在地球上铩羽而归
[1:00:22]	we can stop them forever. They’ll starve before	自绝而亡 我们就能一劳永逸
[1:00:22]	we can stop them forever. They’ll starve before	自绝而亡 我们就能一劳永逸
[1:00:24]	they reach the next planet.	阻止他们危害其他星球了
[1:00:24]	they reach the next planet.	阻止他们危害其他星球了
[1:00:28]	Sixty-three seconds.	还剩63秒
[1:00:28]	Sixty-three seconds.	还剩63秒
[1:00:29]	How do we do that? Stop them?	那我们该怎么办 如何阻止
[1:00:29]	How do we do that? Stop them?	那我们该怎么办 如何阻止
[1:00:31]	What?	什么
[1:00:31]	What?	什么
[1:00:34]	Sorry. I have something for you.	抱歉 我有东西要给你们
[1:00:34]	Sorry. I have something for you.	抱歉 我有东西要给你们
[1:00:36]	A gift. It can protect you.	一个礼物 它会保护你们
[1:00:36]	A gift. It can protect you.	一个礼物 它会保护你们
[1:00:39]	I had to hide it from Boris,	鲍里斯一直不知道它的存在
[1:00:39]	I had to hide it from Boris,	鲍里斯一直不知道它的存在
[1:00:40]	but if you find me again	不过得等到下次见面的时候
[1:00:40]	but if you find me again	不过得等到下次见面的时候
[1:00:43]	I’ll give it to you.	我再把它交给你们
[1:00:43]	I’ll give it to you.	我再把它交给你们
[1:00:45]	Thank you. What a game! Amazing! It’s a real miracle!	谢谢 比赛棒极了 厉害 真是奇迹
[1:00:45]	Thank you. What a game! Amazing! It’s a real miracle!	谢谢 比赛棒极了 厉害 真是奇迹
[1:00:49]	What do you mean? What miracle?	什么意思 什么奇迹
[1:00:49]	What do you mean? What miracle?	什么意思 什么奇迹
[1:00:50]	Thirty seconds. I have to go.	30秒 我得走了
[1:00:50]	Thirty seconds. I have to go.	30秒 我得走了
[1:00:52]	No, we got you.	不行 你走不了
[1:00:52]	No, we got you.	不行 你走不了
[1:00:53]	Negative possibilities are multiplying as we speak.	我们纠缠得越久 负面效应就越大
[1:00:53]	Negative possibilities are multiplying as we speak.	我们纠缠得越久 负面效应就越大
[1:00:56]	– Okay. – Twenty seconds.	-知道了 -20秒
[1:00:56]	– Okay. – Twenty seconds.	-知道了 -20秒
[1:00:57]	All right.	好吧
[1:00:57]	All right.	好吧
[1:00:58]	We got it, relax.	有我们呢 别担心
[1:00:58]	We got it, relax.	有我们呢 别担心
[1:00:59]	If your watch is broken and I have gastric–	如果你的表坏了 我又吃了熏肉
[1:00:59]	If your watch is broken and I have gastric–	如果你的表坏了 我又吃了熏肉
[1:01:02]	Fly! Find your place in the world!	飞吧 自由地飞翔
[1:01:02]	Fly! Find your place in the world!	飞吧 自由地飞翔
[1:01:05]	Oh, dear.	天哪
[1:01:05]	Oh, dear.	天哪
[1:01:06]	This is the one where Boris is coming through that door	鲍里斯就要从那扇门进来了
[1:01:06]	This is the one where Boris is coming through that door	鲍里斯就要从那扇门进来了
[1:01:09]	in 12,	12秒
[1:01:09]	in 12,	12秒
[1:01:09]	11 10 11, 10,
[1:01:09]	11 10 11, 10,
[1:01:11]	Wait!	等一下
[1:01:11]	Wait!	等一下
[1:01:12]	Did you have chocolate milk this morning?	你今早是不是喝了巧克力奶
[1:01:12]	Did you have chocolate milk this morning?	你今早是不是喝了巧克力奶
[1:01:15]	Yes.	没错
[1:01:15]	Yes.	没错
[1:01:17]	Cindy.	辛迪
[1:01:17]	Cindy.	辛迪
[1:01:19]	K	K!
[1:01:19]	K	K!
[1:01:20]	– Griffin! – Got him.	-格里芬跑了 -交给我
[1:01:20]	– Griffin! – Got him.	-格里芬跑了 -交给我
[1:01:30]	Damn it!	该死
[1:01:30]	Damn it!	该死
[1:01:51]	I’m good, I’m good.	我没事 没事
[1:01:51]	I’m good, I’m good.	我没事 没事
[1:01:53]	What you got?	你怎么样
[1:01:53]	What you got?	你怎么样
[1:01:55]	Damn it! We had him!	该死 让他跑了
[1:01:55]	Damn it! We had him!	该死 让他跑了
[1:01:57]	Relax, Cochise. We’ll find him.	冷静 科奇斯 我们会找到他的
[1:01:57]	Relax, Cochise. We’ll find him.	冷静 科奇斯 我们会找到他的
[1:02:00]	First of all, my name is J, okay?	声明一下 我的名字叫J 明白吗
[1:02:00]	First of all, my name is J, okay?	声明一下 我的名字叫J 明白吗
[1:02:02]	It’s not “Son,” It’s not “Slick”.	不是什么 孩子 小子
[1:02:02]	It’s not “Son,” It’s not “Slick”.	不是什么 孩子 小子
[1:02:03]	And it damn sure ain’t no “Cochise.”	更加不是科奇斯
[1:02:03]	And it damn sure ain’t no “Cochise.”	更加不是科奇斯
[1:02:05]	I’m not gonna relax	我怎么能冷静得下来
[1:02:05]	I’m not gonna relax	我怎么能冷静得下来
[1:02:06]	because we’re running out of time, we are runninng out of clues	没时间了 又找不到别的线索
[1:02:06]	because we’re running out of time, we are runninng out of clues	没时间了 又找不到别的线索
[1:02:08]	and there’s an invasion coming.	入侵者就要来了
[1:02:08]	and there’s an invasion coming.	入侵者就要来了
[1:02:10]	You’re not really recognizing my voicial intensity.	你难道没听出我声音里的紧张感吗
[1:02:10]	You’re not really recognizing my voicial intensity.	你难道没听出我声音里的紧张感吗
[1:02:14]	But there was one guy who could help.	本来有个人能帮我们的
[1:02:14]	But there was one guy who could help.	本来有个人能帮我们的
[1:02:16]	Hey, Griffin! Griffin! Where’s Griffin?	格里芬 格里芬呢
[1:02:16]	Hey, Griffin! Griffin! Where’s Griffin?	格里芬 格里芬呢
[1:02:19]	Griffin. Where’s Griffin at, K?	格里芬 格里芬哪儿去了 K
[1:02:19]	Griffin. Where’s Griffin at, K?	格里芬 格里芬哪儿去了 K
[1:02:22]	He’s gone.	消失了
[1:02:22]	He’s gone.	消失了
[1:02:22]	If Boris gets to him before we do, that’s no bueno.	如果鲍里斯在我们之前找到他 就完了
[1:02:22]	If Boris gets to him before we do, that’s no bueno.	如果鲍里斯在我们之前找到他 就完了
[1:02:26]	We need pie.	我们需要吃点东西
[1:02:26]	We need pie.	我们需要吃点东西
[1:02:27]	– What? – My granddaddy always said,	-什么 -我爷爷总说
[1:02:27]	– What? – My granddaddy always said,	-什么 -我爷爷总说
[1:02:30]	“If you got a problem you can’t solve,	当你面临难题焦头烂额之时
[1:02:30]	“If you got a problem you can’t solve,	当你面临难题焦头烂额之时
[1:02:32]	it helps to get out of your head.” Pie.	吃个派 可以帮你找到解决方法
[1:02:32]	it helps to get out of your head.” Pie.	吃个派 可以帮你找到解决方法
[1:02:35]	-Pie? -Yeah.	-派 -没错
[1:02:35]	-Pie? -Yeah.	-派 -没错
[1:02:36]	Your granddaddy, heavyset man?	你爷爷 很壮的那个
[1:02:36]	Your granddaddy, heavyset man?	你爷爷 很壮的那个
[1:02:38]	– A little bit. – Yeah, you know what?	-有一点儿 -是啊 你看
[1:02:38]	– A little bit. – Yeah, you know what?	-有一点儿 -是啊 你看
[1:02:41]	We’ve been doing smart stuff.	咱们一直都行事明智
[1:02:41]	We’ve been doing smart stuff.	咱们一直都行事明智
[1:02:42]	We’ve been following clues, doing real police work.	顺着蛛丝马迹 做好本职工作
[1:02:42]	We’ve been following clues, doing real police work.	顺着蛛丝马迹 做好本职工作
[1:02:45]	It might be time we do something stupid.	的确也该干几件蠢事了
[1:02:45]	It might be time we do something stupid.	的确也该干几件蠢事了
[1:02:47]	Something that ain’t got nothing to do with nothing.	来做点毫无意义的废动作吧
[1:02:47]	Something that ain’t got nothing to do with nothing.	来做点毫无意义的废动作吧
[1:02:50]	Now, I want some pie, K. I want some pie.	我还真想吃几个派 K 我的确想吃
[1:02:50]	Now, I want some pie, K. I want some pie.	我还真想吃几个派 K 我的确想吃
[1:02:52]	Let’s go get dumb-ass pie.	咱们就傻乎乎地吃派去吧
[1:02:52]	Let’s go get dumb-ass pie.	咱们就傻乎乎地吃派去吧
[1:02:54]	Sounds good.	好主意
[1:02:54]	Sounds good.	好主意
[1:03:26]	Have any specials?	有什么特别推荐吗
[1:03:26]	Have any specials?	有什么特别推荐吗
[1:03:28]	He’ll have the same thing he always	他还是只会点那几样
[1:03:28]	He’ll have the same thing he always	他还是只会点那几样
[1:03:29]	has after he reads the menu for 10 minutes	就算他盯着菜单看个10分钟
[1:03:29]	has after he reads the menu for 10 minutes	就算他盯着菜单看个10分钟
[1:03:31]	and asks about specials twice.	就算他问完两遍特别推荐
[1:03:31]	and asks about specials twice.	就算他问完两遍特别推荐
[1:03:33]	A slice of apple pie with a nasty piece of cheddar.	给他一份苹果派 再加一份切达干酪
[1:03:33]	A slice of apple pie with a nasty piece of cheddar.	给他一份苹果派 再加一份切达干酪
[1:03:35]	I’ll have the strawberry-rhubarb.	我要一个草莓大黄派
[1:03:35]	I’ll have the strawberry-rhubarb.	我要一个草莓大黄派
[1:03:37]	Since it’s my last meal, I’m gonna splurge a little bit.	这是我最后一顿了 我得多吃点儿
[1:03:37]	Since it’s my last meal, I’m gonna splurge a little bit.	这是我最后一顿了 我得多吃点儿
[1:03:42]	World-class serial killer out there	超级连环杀手逍遥法外
[1:03:42]	World-class serial killer out there	超级连环杀手逍遥法外
[1:03:44]	and we’re having pie.	我们却在这里吃派
[1:03:44]	and we’re having pie.	我们却在这里吃派
[1:03:46]	What do you do in your spare time, stretch?	你平常都干些什么啊 紧张男
[1:03:46]	What do you do in your spare time, stretch?	你平常都干些什么啊 紧张男
[1:03:50]	See, I sense you’re not embracing the concept here.	我觉得你没有深入理解吃派的真谛
[1:03:50]	See, I sense you’re not embracing the concept here.	我觉得你没有深入理解吃派的真谛
[1:03:53]	Pie don’t work unless you let it.	心诚派才会显灵
[1:03:53]	Pie don’t work unless you let it.	心诚派才会显灵
[1:03:56]	I’m gonna let it.	我的心很诚了
[1:03:56]	I’m gonna let it.	我的心很诚了
[1:03:57]	And you say we don’t talk?	那你怎么不愿意开口聊呢
[1:03:57]	And you say we don’t talk?	那你怎么不愿意开口聊呢
[1:03:59]	You go ahead. Ask me any question. Anything you want.	你先来 问什么问题都行 随便问我
[1:03:59]	You go ahead. Ask me any question. Anything you want.	你先来 问什么问题都行 随便问我
[1:04:02]	As long as it doesn’t have to do with the case. Just let her rip.	只要跟案件无关的都行 放马过来吧
[1:04:02]	As long as it doesn’t have to do with the case. Just let her rip.	只要跟案件无关的都行 放马过来吧
[1:04:08]	What’s up with you and O?	你跟O什么状态
[1:04:08]	What’s up with you and O?	你跟O什么状态
[1:04:11]	Me and O?	我和O
[1:04:11]	Me and O?	我和O
[1:04:13]	Yeah, you and O.	没错 你们俩
[1:04:13]	Yeah, you and O.	没错 你们俩
[1:04:15]	All right, all right.	行啊 行啊你
[1:04:15]	All right, all right.	行啊 行啊你
[1:04:16]	All right, this is it.	好吧 听好了
[1:04:16]	All right, this is it.	好吧 听好了
[1:04:19]	A while back, I was assigned to keep tabs on a musician.	从前 我接到任务监视一个音乐家
[1:04:19]	A while back, I was assigned to keep tabs on a musician.	从前 我接到任务监视一个音乐家
[1:04:23]		米克·贾格尔 英国摇滚乐手 1969年担任滚石主唱 酷爱酗酒吸毒和滥交
[1:04:23]	Mick Jagger?	米克·贾格尔
[1:04:23]	Mick Jagger?	米克·贾格尔
[1:04:24]	He’s in this British band, the Rolling Stones.	他是一个英国乐队的主唱 滚石
[1:04:24]	He’s in this British band, the Rolling Stones.	他是一个英国乐队的主唱 滚石
[1:04:26]	Rings a bell.	有点儿印象
[1:04:26]	Rings a bell.	有点儿印象
[1:04:27]	We believed he was on the planet to breed with Earth women.	我们认为他来地球是为了繁衍后代
[1:04:27]	We believed he was on the planet to breed with Earth women.	我们认为他来地球是为了繁衍后代
[1:04:31]	So I was in London and that’s when I met O.	所以我去了伦敦 在那里遇到了O
[1:04:31]	So I was in London and that’s when I met O.	所以我去了伦敦 在那里遇到了O
[1:04:34]	Just smart. Funny. A great smile.	她很聪明 风趣 笑起来很美
[1:04:34]	Just smart. Funny. A great smile.	她很聪明 风趣 笑起来很美
[1:04:39]	And we find ourselves in this pub, which is a bar, all right?	后来我们就去了一个酒馆 就是个酒吧
[1:04:39]	And we find ourselves in this pub, which is a bar, all right?	后来我们就去了一个酒馆 就是个酒吧
[1:04:43]	Warm beer and the worst food you ever ate.	里面的啤酒是温的 食物难吃到死
[1:04:43]	Warm beer and the worst food you ever ate.	里面的啤酒是温的 食物难吃到死
[1:04:47]	We just played darts till the sun came up.	我们在那里玩飞镖 一直玩到天亮
[1:04:47]	We just played darts till the sun came up.	我们在那里玩飞镖 一直玩到天亮
[1:04:51]	Neither of us wanted to leave.	谁也不想走
[1:04:51]	Neither of us wanted to leave.	谁也不想走
[1:05:02]	What the hell happened to you, man?	你们到底发生了什么事 老兄
[1:05:02]	What the hell happened to you, man?	你们到底发生了什么事 老兄
[1:05:04]	I don’t know. It hasn’t happened yet.	不知道 什么都还没发生呢
[1:05:04]	I don’t know. It hasn’t happened yet.	不知道 什么都还没发生呢
[1:05:07]	Come on, what about you, slick?	你呢 小子
[1:05:07]	Come on, what about you, slick?	你呢 小子
[1:05:09]	In the future, you got yourself a girl?	你在未来有女朋友吗
[1:05:09]	In the future, you got yourself a girl?	你在未来有女朋友吗
[1:05:12]	I got you.	我有你
[1:05:12]	I got you.	我有你
[1:05:13]	I cannot believe this, freaking New York Mets.	真不敢相信 没用的大都会棒球队
[1:05:13]	I cannot believe this, freaking New York Mets.	真不敢相信 没用的大都会棒球队
[1:05:16]	Total losers!	一群痿货
[1:05:16]	Total losers!	一群痿货
[1:05:17]	It’s a rough time to be a Mets fan.	做大都会的球迷真不容易啊
[1:05:17]	It’s a rough time to be a Mets fan.	做大都会的球迷真不容易啊
[1:05:19]	Tell me about it. Never gonna catch the Cubs.	是啊 永远赶不上小熊
[1:05:19]	Tell me about it. Never gonna catch the Cubs.	是啊 永远赶不上小熊
[1:05:22]	That’s funny. The Mets actually win it all this year.	说来有趣 大都会其实在今年是赢家
[1:05:22]	That’s funny. The Mets actually win it all this year.	说来有趣 大都会其实在今年是赢家
[1:05:26]	Oh, yeah.	是吗
[1:05:26]	Oh, yeah.	是吗
[1:05:27]	No, I’m serious.	真的
[1:05:27]	No, I’m serious.	真的
[1:05:28]	I’m sure.	我也觉得是
[1:05:28]	I’m sure.	我也觉得是
[1:05:29]	Look, three months from now, your buddies down there…	三个月之后 坐那儿的那位仁兄
[1:05:29]	Look, three months from now, your buddies down there…	三个月之后 坐那儿的那位仁兄
[1:05:32]	are gonna be calling them the Amazing Mets	就会叫他们为神奇大都会
[1:05:32]	are gonna be calling them the Amazing Mets	就会叫他们为神奇大都会
[1:05:34]	and the Miracle Mets.	惊异大都会
[1:05:34]	and the Miracle Mets.	惊异大都会
[1:05:38]	What?	怎么了
[1:05:38]	What?	怎么了
[1:05:40]	What you got there, hoss?	有什么不对吗 伙计
[1:05:40]	What you got there, hoss?	有什么不对吗 伙计
[1:05:43]	The Archanan said, “It’s amazing!	那个阿卡南人说 真神奇啊
[1:05:43]	The Archanan said, “It’s amazing!	那个阿卡南人说 真神奇啊
[1:05:45]	It’s a miracle! I’ll see you at the game.”	这是奇迹 比赛时候见
[1:05:45]	It’s a miracle! I’ll see you at the game.”	这是奇迹 比赛时候见
[1:05:48]	I know where he is.	我知道他在哪了
[1:05:48]	I know where he is.	我知道他在哪了
[1:05:51]	Told you to trust the pie.	早就说过要相信派嘛
[1:05:51]	Told you to trust the pie.	早就说过要相信派嘛
[1:05:57]	If Griffin’s here for a game,	如果格里芬要来看比赛的话
[1:05:57]	If Griffin’s here for a game,	如果格里芬要来看比赛的话
[1:05:59]	he’s either too early or too late.	他来的要么太早 要么太晚了
[1:05:59]	he’s either too early or too late.	他来的要么太早 要么太晚了
[1:06:01]	He’s here.	他在这儿
[1:06:01]	He’s here.	他在这儿
[1:06:02]	We just gotta find him before Boris does.	我们只需赶在鲍里斯之前找到他
[1:06:02]	We just gotta find him before Boris does.	我们只需赶在鲍里斯之前找到他
[1:06:11]	It’s time to give you your things back,	该把你的东西给你了
[1:06:11]	It’s time to give you your things back,	该把你的东西给你了
[1:06:13]	partner.	老搭档
[1:06:13]	partner.	老搭档
[1:06:15]	You get some pie in you, you get all mushy.	吃了点儿派怎么还变粘糊了你
[1:06:15]	You get some pie in you, you get all mushy.	吃了点儿派怎么还变粘糊了你
[1:06:17]	I’m just tired of carrying your stuff.	我只是不想再帮你拿东西了
[1:06:17]	I’m just tired of carrying your stuff.	我只是不想再帮你拿东西了
[1:06:20]	Come on now! All right! Let’s go,	加油啊 好样的 冲啊
[1:06:20]	Come on now! All right! Let’s go,	加油啊 好样的 冲啊
[1:06:23]	Mets!	大都会
[1:06:23]	Mets!	大都会
[1:06:24]	Let’s go, Mets! Let’s go.	冲啊 大都会 冲啊
[1:06:24]	Let’s go, Mets! Let’s go.	冲啊 大都会 冲啊
[1:06:27]	– Mets! Let’s go, Met… – Griffin?	-大都会 冲啊 大都… -格里芬
[1:06:27]	– Mets! Let’s go, Met… – Griffin?	-大都会 冲啊 大都… -格里芬
[1:06:31]	You’re just in time!	时间刚刚好
[1:06:31]	You’re just in time!	时间刚刚好
[1:06:33]	Unless this is the one where	除非罗宾森那一记
[1:06:33]	Unless this is the one where	除非罗宾森那一记
[1:06:35]	Robinson bad-hops it past third, it’s almost over.	三垒球出现重大失误 大都会赢定了
[1:06:35]	Robinson bad-hops it past third, it’s almost over.	三垒球出现重大失误 大都会赢定了
[1:06:40]	Are we missing something?	我们错过什么了吗
[1:06:40]	Are we missing something?	我们错过什么了吗
[1:06:42]	The game.	快来看比赛
[1:06:42]	The game.	快来看比赛
[1:07:12]	So this is how you see things? This is amazing.	你就是这样预知未来的 神了
[1:07:12]	So this is how you see things? This is amazing.	你就是这样预知未来的 神了
[1:07:15]	It’s a gigantic pain in the ass. But it has its moments.	你是站着说话不腰疼 不过还是有好处的
[1:07:15]	It’s a gigantic pain in the ass. But it has its moments.	你是站着说话不腰疼 不过还是有好处的
[1:07:19]	This game doesn’t happen till October.	比赛要等到十月份才开始
[1:07:19]	This game doesn’t happen till October.	比赛要等到十月份才开始
[1:07:21]	It’s always October	十月
[1:07:21]	It’s always October	十月
[1:07:23]	and November and March.	十一月 还有明年三月
[1:07:23]	and November and March.	十一月 还有明年三月
[1:07:25]	So many futures, and all real.	那么多未来发生的事 都是真的
[1:07:25]	So many futures, and all real.	那么多未来发生的事 都是真的
[1:07:26]	Don’t know which will coalesce.	我只是不知道会碰上哪一些
[1:07:26]	Don’t know which will coalesce.	我只是不知道会碰上哪一些
[1:07:28]	Until then, they’re all happening.	但时候一到 都会发生
[1:07:28]	Until then, they’re all happening.	但时候一到 都会发生
[1:07:30]	Like this one, it’s my favorite moment in human history.	像这个 我最爱的人类历史一瞬间
[1:07:30]	Like this one, it’s my favorite moment in human history.	像这个 我最爱的人类历史一瞬间
[1:07:33]	All the things that had to	所有的一切都聚合到一起
[1:07:33]	All the things that had to	所有的一切都聚合到一起
[1:07:34]	converge for the Mets to win the World Series.	推动大都会赢得世界职棒冠军
[1:07:34]	converge for the Mets to win the World Series.	推动大都会赢得世界职棒冠军
[1:07:37]	They were in last place	他们在之前的每一个赛季
[1:07:37]	They were in last place	他们在之前的每一个赛季
[1:07:38]	every single season until they won it all.	都是垫底 结果他们赢得了比赛
[1:07:38]	every single season until they won it all.	都是垫底 结果他们赢得了比赛
[1:07:40]	You said you had a gift.	你说你有个礼物要给我们
[1:07:40]	You said you had a gift.	你说你有个礼物要给我们
[1:07:41]	That baseball	那个在第五场里
[1:07:41]	That baseball	那个在第五场里
[1:07:42]	thrown for the last out of game five,	最后扔出的棒球
[1:07:42]	thrown for the last out of game five,	最后扔出的棒球
[1:07:44]		斯伯丁 体育史传奇人物 棒球大联盟奠基人 并投身专业运动器材的制造
[1:07:44]	manufactured in ’62 by Spalding factory	是斯伯丁公司62年的产品
[1:07:44]	manufactured in ’62 by Spalding factory	是斯伯丁公司62年的产品
[1:07:46]	of Chicopee, Massachusetts,	产于马萨诸塞州奇科皮市
[1:07:46]	of Chicopee, Massachusetts,	产于马萨诸塞州奇科皮市
[1:07:48]	was aerodynamically flawed	它在飞行中存在缺陷
[1:07:48]	was aerodynamically flawed	它在飞行中存在缺陷
[1:07:50]	due to the horsehide being improperly tanned	因为有块马皮在打磨时出了问题
[1:07:50]	due to the horsehide being improperly tanned	因为有块马皮在打磨时出了问题
[1:07:53]	because Shella, the tanner’s wife left him	因为打磨师的老婆谢拉在那个周日
[1:07:53]	because Shella, the tanner’s wife left him	因为打磨师的老婆谢拉在那个周日
[1:07:55]	for a Puerto Rican golf pro that Sunday–	跟波多黎各的高尔夫球员跑了
[1:07:55]	for a Puerto Rican golf pro that Sunday–	跟波多黎各的高尔夫球员跑了
[1:07:56]	The gift?	礼物
[1:07:56]	The gift?	礼物
[1:07:58]	Oh, yes, of course. In the box.	对对对 在盒子里
[1:07:58]	Oh, yes, of course. In the box.	对对对 在盒子里
[1:08:04]	It’s the surprise. To protect the Earth.	是个惊喜 帮你们保护地球
[1:08:04]	It’s the surprise. To protect the Earth.	是个惊喜 帮你们保护地球
[1:08:07]	It’s a shield.	是保护网
[1:08:07]	It’s a shield.	是保护网
[1:08:13]	Shield.	保护网
[1:08:13]	Shield.	保护网
[1:08:15]	Archanan. Arc Net.	阿卡南人 天网
[1:08:15]	Archanan. Arc Net.	阿卡南人 天网
[1:08:16]	That’s what you did. You put up the Arc Net.	就凭这个 你布置了天网
[1:08:16]	That’s what you did. You put up the Arc Net.	就凭这个 你布置了天网
[1:08:18]	How?	怎么布置
[1:08:18]	How?	怎么布置
[1:08:18]	When that ball is pitched to Davey Johnson	球扔向戴维·约翰逊
[1:08:18]	When that ball is pitched to Davey Johnson	球扔向戴维·约翰逊
[1:08:21]	who became a baseball player	他之所以打棒球
[1:08:21]	who became a baseball player	他之所以打棒球
[1:08:22]	because his dad couldn’t	是因为他爸爸
[1:08:22]	because his dad couldn’t	是因为他爸爸
[1:08:23]	find a football to give him for his 8 birthday,	找不到一个足球给他当八岁生日的礼物
[1:08:23]	find a football to give him for his 8 birthday,	找不到一个足球给他当八岁生日的礼物
[1:08:26]	it hits	球打在球棒上
[1:08:26]	it hits	球打在球棒上
[1:08:26]	his bat two micrometers too high	就高了两微米
[1:08:26]	his bat two micrometers too high	就高了两微米
[1:08:29]	causing him to pop out to Cleon Jones	迫使球飞向克里昂·琼斯
[1:08:29]	causing him to pop out to Cleon Jones	迫使球飞向克里昂·琼斯
[1:08:31]	who would’ve been born Clara,	他本来应该是个女孩克拉拉
[1:08:31]	who would’ve been born Clara,	他本来应该是个女孩克拉拉
[1:08:32]	a statistical typist, if his parents	一个统计打字员 如果不是他父母
[1:08:32]	a statistical typist, if his parents	一个统计打字员 如果不是他父母
[1:08:34]	didn’t have an extra glass of wine that night before going to bed.	那天晚上上床前没有多喝那一杯酒的话
[1:08:34]	didn’t have an extra glass of wine that night before going to bed.	那天晚上上床前没有多喝那一杯酒的话
[1:08:40]	A miracle	奇迹
[1:08:40]	A miracle	奇迹
[1:08:41]	is what seems impossible but happens anyway.	看起来不可能 实际上总会发生
[1:08:41]	is what seems impossible but happens anyway.	看起来不可能 实际上总会发生
[1:08:53]	I lost my planet.	我失去了我的家园
[1:08:53]	I lost my planet.	我失去了我的家园
[1:08:55]	I don’t want you to lose yours.	我不希望这一幕在你们身上重演
[1:08:55]	I don’t want you to lose yours.	我不希望这一幕在你们身上重演
[1:08:57]	It’ll take a miracle,	保护地球需要奇迹
[1:08:57]	It’ll take a miracle,	保护地球需要奇迹
[1:08:58]	but if you pull this off	但如果你们能把它发射成功
[1:08:58]	but if you pull this off	但如果你们能把它发射成功
[1:09:00]	you’ll be my new favorite moment	那一瞬间将成为
[1:09:00]	you’ll be my new favorite moment	那一瞬间将成为
[1:09:02]	in human history.	人类历史上我的新爱
[1:09:02]	in human history.	人类历史上我的新爱
[1:09:04]	Oh, dear.	完了
[1:09:04]	Oh, dear.	完了
[1:09:06]	I forgot to see this one coming.	我忘记预测这一刻了
[1:09:06]	I forgot to see this one coming.	我忘记预测这一刻了
[1:09:15]	Damn it!	糟糕
[1:09:15]	Damn it!	糟糕
[1:09:26]	Have these in the future?	未来有这些吗
[1:09:26]	Have these in the future?	未来有这些吗
[1:09:27]	No.	没有
[1:09:27]	No.	没有
[1:09:29]	Get on.	上来
[1:09:29]	Get on.	上来
[1:09:33]	Keep gyro settings at zero gain.	保持罗盘零点位置
[1:09:33]	Keep gyro settings at zero gain.	保持罗盘零点位置
[1:09:36]	Balance pitch and yaw with bursts on the center stalk	将倾斜度和偏航值平衡围绕中心杆
[1:09:36]	Balance pitch and yaw with bursts on the center stalk	将倾斜度和偏航值平衡围绕中心杆
[1:09:38]	between 80 and 100 psi.	设定力度在80到100单位之间
[1:09:38]	between 80 and 100 psi.	设定力度在80到100单位之间
[1:09:40]	I didn’t understand	你说的那些
[1:09:40]	I didn’t understand	你说的那些
[1:09:41]	any of that!	我一窍不通
[1:09:41]	any of that!	我一窍不通
[1:09:43]	– Gyro at zero gain. – lt is.	-罗盘归零 -没错啊
[1:09:43]	– Gyro at zero gain. – lt is.	-罗盘归零 -没错啊
[1:09:45]	Pitch and yaw with short bursts on the center stalk.	倾斜度和偏航值平衡围绕中心杆
[1:09:45]	Pitch and yaw with short bursts on the center stalk.	倾斜度和偏航值平衡围绕中心杆
[1:09:48]	I did!	我绕了
[1:09:48]	I did!	我绕了
[1:09:49]	Between 80 and 100 psi!	设定力度在80到100单位之间
[1:09:49]	Between 80 and 100 psi!	设定力度在80到100单位之间
[1:09:52]	Got it.	明白了
[1:09:52]	Got it.	明白了
[1:09:55]	The Arc Net! Give it to me!	把天网给我
[1:09:55]	The Arc Net! Give it to me!	把天网给我
[1:09:57]	I don’t think this is the one where you get it!	现在还不你得到它的时候
[1:09:57]	I don’t think this is the one where you get it!	现在还不你得到它的时候
[1:09:59]	– All right there, chief? – Hell, yeah.	-还好吧 头儿 -当然了
[1:09:59]	– All right there, chief? – Hell, yeah.	-还好吧 头儿 -当然了
[1:10:02]	It’d be better with four wheels!	要是有4个轮子就好了
[1:10:02]	It’d be better with four wheels!	要是有4个轮子就好了
[1:10:03]	Two is, like, my minimum.	最少也得是2个轱辘吧
[1:10:03]	Two is, like, my minimum.	最少也得是2个轱辘吧
[1:10:12]	What happens if Boris gets the Arc Net?	如果鲍里斯得到了天网会怎样
[1:10:12]	What happens if Boris gets the Arc Net?	如果鲍里斯得到了天网会怎样
[1:10:13]	Boglodite invasion, total destruction of Earth!	伯格罗蒂特入侵 地球会彻底毁灭
[1:10:13]	Boglodite invasion, total destruction of Earth!	伯格罗蒂特入侵 地球会彻底毁灭
[1:10:41]	The box!	给我盒子
[1:10:41]	The box!	给我盒子
[1:10:54]	Good boy.	乖孩子
[1:10:54]	Good boy.	乖孩子
[1:10:55]	We gotta stop this guy!	我们得阻止他
[1:10:55]	We gotta stop this guy!	我们得阻止他
[1:10:59]	I’ve been trying!	我正想办法呢
[1:10:59]	I’ve been trying!	我正想办法呢
[1:11:00]	You haven’t been trying?	难道你不是吗
[1:11:00]	You haven’t been trying?	难道你不是吗
[1:11:02]	Hey, slick.	喂 小子
[1:11:02]	Hey, slick.	喂 小子
[1:11:03]		需要双人配合舞步 这里指声东击西战术
[1:11:03]	In the future, we ever do the Texas two-step?	在未来咱们还跳德州两步舞吗
[1:11:03]	In the future, we ever do the Texas two-step?	在未来咱们还跳德州两步舞吗
[1:11:06]	Yes, sir!	明白了 长官
[1:11:06]	Yes, sir!	明白了 长官
[1:11:33]	Did you get him?	打中他了吗
[1:11:33]	Did you get him?	打中他了吗
[1:11:35]	Give me a sec.	让我瞧瞧
[1:11:35]	Give me a sec.	让我瞧瞧
[1:11:40]	Is he dead?	他死了吗
[1:11:40]	Is he dead?	他死了吗
[1:11:42]	Negative.	没有
[1:11:42]	Negative.	没有
[1:11:44]	He got away.	逃走了
[1:11:44]	He got away.	逃走了
[1:11:48]	I got Griffin. Let’s get out of here.	救了格里芬就行 咱们走吧
[1:11:48]	I got Griffin. Let’s get out of here.	救了格里芬就行 咱们走吧
[1:12:04]	I feel younger already.	昨日重现啊
[1:12:04]	I feel younger already.	昨日重现啊
[1:12:33]	You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh.	枉你身上还流着伯格罗蒂特人的血液
[1:12:33]	You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh.	枉你身上还流着伯格罗蒂特人的血液
[1:12:36]	I’d kill you right now, if I didn’t value my own life.	你若不是我自己 早就被我杀了
[1:12:36]	I’d kill you right now, if I didn’t value my own life.	你若不是我自己 早就被我杀了
[1:12:40]	– Who are you? – Look at you.	-你是谁 -看看你自己
[1:12:40]	– Who are you? – Look at you.	-你是谁 -看看你自己
[1:12:42]	Every mistake I’ve ever made,	我所犯下的每一个错误
[1:12:42]	Every mistake I’ve ever made,	我所犯下的每一个错误
[1:12:43]	just waiting to happen.	都将在你身上出现
[1:12:43]	just waiting to happen.	都将在你身上出现
[1:12:45]	What happened to my arm?	我的手臂怎么了
[1:12:45]	What happened to my arm?	我的手臂怎么了
[1:12:46]	You lose it, shot off by a human.	被一个人类打断了
[1:12:46]	You lose it, shot off by a human.	被一个人类打断了
[1:12:49]	No human could defeat me.	没有哪个人类能够战胜我
[1:12:49]	No human could defeat me.	没有哪个人类能够战胜我
[1:12:51]	You spend the next 40 years in prison,	接下来的40年 你都会像个动物一样
[1:12:51]	You spend the next 40 years in prison,	接下来的40年 你都会像个动物一样
[1:12:54]	chained up like an animal.	被关在监狱里
[1:12:54]	chained up like an animal.	被关在监狱里
[1:12:55]	No prison can hold me!	没有哪个监狱能够关住我
[1:12:55]	No prison can hold me!	没有哪个监狱能够关住我
[1:12:57]	They built one especially for us, on the moon.	他们在月球上专门为我们造了一个
[1:12:57]	They built one especially for us, on the moon.	他们在月球上专门为我们造了一个
[1:13:00]	No human has been to the moon,	人类还没登上月球
[1:13:00]	No human has been to the moon,	人类还没登上月球
[1:13:02]	so they cannot have built it there already.	更不可能在那儿造监狱
[1:13:02]	so they cannot have built it there already.	更不可能在那儿造监狱
[1:13:05]	Stop arguing! You can avoid all of that if you just listen to me!	闭嘴 听我的话就能避免这一切发生
[1:13:05]	Stop arguing! You can avoid all of that if you just listen to me!	闭嘴 听我的话就能避免这一切发生
[1:13:08]	You were defeated! You let it get shot off!	被打败的是你 被打断胳膊的也是你
[1:13:08]	You were defeated! You let it get shot off!	被打败的是你 被打断胳膊的也是你
[1:13:12]	That wasn’t me, that was you!	不是我 是你
[1:13:12]	That wasn’t me, that was you!	不是我 是你
[1:13:20]	What’s your plan?	你有什么计划
[1:13:20]	What’s your plan?	你有什么计划
[1:13:21]	Prevent the Arc Net from being deployed.	阻止他们布置天网
[1:13:21]	Prevent the Arc Net from being deployed.	阻止他们布置天网
[1:13:23]	– Kill anyone who tries. – Good plan.	-杀掉任何要这么做的人 -好计划
[1:13:23]	– Kill anyone who tries. – Good plan.	-杀掉任何要这么做的人 -好计划
[1:13:27]	Didn’t work.	不过没用
[1:13:27]	Didn’t work.	不过没用
[1:13:28]	With my help,	只有在我的帮助下
[1:13:28]	With my help,	只有在我的帮助下
[1:13:29]	we’ll get the Arc Net, kill Agent K,	我们才能拿到天网 杀掉特工K
[1:13:29]	we’ll get the Arc Net, kill Agent K,	我们才能拿到天网 杀掉特工K
[1:13:32]	The invasion will be successful,	入侵地球才会成功
[1:13:32]	The invasion will be successful,	入侵地球才会成功
[1:13:34]	and we’ll get to keep both of our ar…	才能保住我们的胳…
[1:13:34]	and we’ll get to keep both of our ar…	才能保住我们的胳…
[1:13:39]	Stop… staring at it!	别再瞪着它看了
[1:13:39]	Stop… staring at it!	别再瞪着它看了
[1:13:41]	Listen.	听着
[1:13:41]	Listen.	听着
[1:13:58]	You all right?	没事吧
[1:13:58]	You all right?	没事吧
[1:13:58]	Yeah. Thank you for saving my life.	谢谢你们救了我
[1:13:58]	Yeah. Thank you for saving my life.	谢谢你们救了我
[1:14:01]	It’s what we do.	本职工作嘛
[1:14:01]	It’s what we do.	本职工作嘛
[1:14:03]	You still have the Arc Net?	天网还在你手上吗
[1:14:03]	You still have the Arc Net?	天网还在你手上吗
[1:14:07]	When you’re being hunted by Boris the Animal,	当你被孽畜鲍里斯追杀的时候
[1:14:07]	When you’re being hunted by Boris the Animal,	当你被孽畜鲍里斯追杀的时候
[1:14:09]	you get good at hiding things.	藏东西的能力也会突飞猛进
[1:14:09]	you get good at hiding things.	藏东西的能力也会突飞猛进
[1:14:36]	This will save your world.	它能够拯救你们的世界
[1:14:36]	This will save your world.	它能够拯救你们的世界
[1:14:41]	Once it’s outside the atmosphere, it gets a whole lot bigger.	它被发射到大气层外后会变大很多
[1:14:41]	Once it’s outside the atmosphere, it gets a whole lot bigger.	它被发射到大气层外后会变大很多
[1:14:46]	All you have to do is deploy it.	你们只需要将它送上天就行
[1:14:46]	All you have to do is deploy it.	你们只需要将它送上天就行
[1:14:49]	You mean in space? Well, how do you suppose we do that?	送到太空里 怎么做到呢
[1:14:49]	You mean in space? Well, how do you suppose we do that?	送到太空里 怎么做到呢
[1:14:52]		这里隐指阿姆斯特朗登月感想 “这是一个人的一小步 却是人类的一大步”
[1:14:52]	It’s just one small step.	只需要一小步
[1:14:52]	It’s just one small step.	只需要一小步
[1:15:06]		纽约邮政 今日登月
[1:15:09]	The moon launch.	登月计划
[1:15:09]	The moon launch.	登月计划
[1:15:14]	Cape Canaveral.	卡纳维拉尔角
[1:15:14]	Cape Canaveral.	卡纳维拉尔角
[1:15:17]	July 16th, 1969.	1969年7月16日
[1:15:17]	July 16th, 1969.	1969年7月16日
[1:15:20]	We got six hours to get to Florida.	6小时内我们得赶到佛罗里达州
[1:15:20]	We got six hours to get to Florida.	6小时内我们得赶到佛罗里达州
[1:15:22]	Better get a move on, slick.	该走了 小子
[1:15:22]	Better get a move on, slick.	该走了 小子
[1:15:24]	Wait, hold up.	等等 别慌
[1:15:24]	Wait, hold up.	等等 别慌
[1:15:25]	Not us. I’m gonna do this one alone.	不行 这次我得一个人去
[1:15:25]	Not us. I’m gonna do this one alone.	不行 这次我得一个人去
[1:15:27]	He has to be the one…	他得亲自去…
[1:15:27]	He has to be the one…	他得亲自去…
[1:15:28]	Griffin.	格里芬
[1:15:28]	Griffin.	格里芬
[1:15:29]	What do you mean, alone?	什么叫一个人去
[1:15:29]	What do you mean, alone?	什么叫一个人去
[1:15:31]	I’m gonna go to Florida. You gotta stay here.	我去佛罗里达 你待在这里
[1:15:31]	I’m gonna go to Florida. You gotta stay here.	我去佛罗里达 你待在这里
[1:15:33]	I need you to trust me on this one.	这次你得相信我
[1:15:33]	I need you to trust me on this one.	这次你得相信我
[1:15:35]	Trust you? I don’t think so.	相信你 没门
[1:15:35]	Trust you? I don’t think so.	相信你 没门
[1:15:37]	Something you’re not telling me, slick?	有什么瞒着我的就直说吧 小子
[1:15:37]	Something you’re not telling me, slick?	有什么瞒着我的就直说吧 小子
[1:15:39]	I’m telling you that you’re not going to Florida.	反正不准去佛罗里达
[1:15:39]	I’m telling you that you’re not going to Florida.	反正不准去佛罗里达
[1:15:41]	That ain’t gonna happen, partner.	不可能 搭档
[1:15:41]	That ain’t gonna happen, partner.	不可能 搭档
[1:15:42]	Look, K, please, I will not allow you to go to Florida.	K 抱歉 这次我真不能让你去佛罗里达
[1:15:42]	Look, K, please, I will not allow you to go to Florida.	K 抱歉 这次我真不能让你去佛罗里达
[1:15:49]	Stop me.	说服我吧
[1:15:49]	Stop me.	说服我吧
[1:15:55]	You die there!	你会死在那儿
[1:15:55]	You die there!	你会死在那儿
[1:15:59]	Cape Canaveral. Apollo launch.	卡纳维拉尔角 阿波罗计划
[1:15:59]	Cape Canaveral. Apollo launch.	卡纳维拉尔角 阿波罗计划
[1:16:04]	Boris kills you there.	你在那里被鲍里斯杀死了
[1:16:04]	Boris kills you there.	你在那里被鲍里斯杀死了
[1:16:08]	That’s what I’m here for.	这也是我穿越的原因
[1:16:08]	That’s what I’m here for.	这也是我穿越的原因
[1:16:10]	That’s what I came back to stop.	我回来就是为了阻止这一切的发生
[1:16:10]	That’s what I came back to stop.	我回来就是为了阻止这一切的发生
[1:16:12]	Oh, dear. We’re in this one.	天哪 原来我是在这个时空里
[1:16:12]	Oh, dear. We’re in this one.	天哪 原来我是在这个时空里
[1:16:16]	K, I saw the file, I looked at the report.	K 我找过所有的文件档案
[1:16:16]	K, I saw the file, I looked at the report.	K 我找过所有的文件档案
[1:16:20]	I said I told you everything…	我说过我不会瞒着你
[1:16:20]	I said I told you everything…	我说过我不会瞒着你
[1:16:23]	That’s for lying to me.	这一拳是为你瞒着我而打的
[1:16:23]	That’s for lying to me.	这一拳是为你瞒着我而打的
[1:16:25]	Look, I’m sorry, man!	真的很抱歉 伙计
[1:16:25]	Look, I’m sorry, man!	真的很抱歉 伙计
[1:16:29]	That’s for telling me the truth!	这一拳则是因为告诉我真相打的
[1:16:29]	That’s for telling me the truth!	这一拳则是因为告诉我真相打的
[1:16:32]	I’m trying to protect you, man!	我只是想保护你 伙计
[1:16:32]	I’m trying to protect you, man!	我只是想保护你 伙计
[1:16:39]	The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lies.	最苦涩的真话也比最甜蜜的谎言要好
[1:16:39]	The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lies.	最苦涩的真话也比最甜蜜的谎言要好
[1:16:45]	He has to go to Cape Canaveral.	他得和你一起去卡纳维拉尔角
[1:16:45]	He has to go to Cape Canaveral.	他得和你一起去卡纳维拉尔角
[1:16:47]	He must deploy the Arc Net as he did before.	布置天网的只能是他
[1:16:47]	He must deploy the Arc Net as he did before.	布置天网的只能是他
[1:16:50]	There’s no other way.	没别的办法
[1:16:50]	There’s no other way.	没别的办法
[1:16:52]	K is the only hope in saving Earth.	K是拯救地球唯一的希望
[1:16:52]	K is the only hope in saving Earth.	K是拯救地球唯一的希望
[1:16:56]	Can I save him?	那我能救他吗
[1:16:56]	Can I save him?	那我能救他吗
[1:16:59]	Is there any future where I save his life?	我到底有没有救他的机会
[1:16:59]	Is there any future where I save his life?	我到底有没有救他的机会
[1:17:05]	Yes.	有
[1:17:05]	Yes.	有
[1:17:08]	But where there is death, there will always be death.	但注定的死亡总会在注定的时空中发生
[1:17:08]	But where there is death, there will always be death.	但注定的死亡总会在注定的时空中发生
[1:17:32]	According to you, I’ve done this before.	这么说来 我已经这么干过一次了
[1:17:32]	According to you, I’ve done this before.	这么说来 我已经这么干过一次了
[1:17:33]	So we know it’s possible.	所以布置天网是可行的
[1:17:33]	So we know it’s possible.	所以布置天网是可行的
[1:17:35]	If you’re half the agent you say you are,	你要有平时吹嘘的一半本事
[1:17:35]	If you’re half the agent you say you are,	你要有平时吹嘘的一半本事
[1:17:37]	you’ll make sure I don’t get killed doing it.	那就在我行动的时候保护我别被杀掉
[1:17:37]	you’ll make sure I don’t get killed doing it.	那就在我行动的时候保护我别被杀掉
[1:17:44]	So are we partners? You tell me.	咱俩真的是好搭档吗 证明一下
[1:17:44]	So are we partners? You tell me.	咱俩真的是好搭档吗 证明一下
[1:17:49]	Let’s go.	出发吧
[1:17:49]	Let’s go.	出发吧
[1:18:04]	Agent K, how are you?	K特工 你还好吗
[1:18:04]	Agent K, how are you?	K特工 你还好吗
[1:18:05]	I’m good.	我很好
[1:18:05]	I’m good.	我很好
[1:18:06]	Okay, group hug on the way to doing what we’re doing.	有什么话一边办正事一边说吧
[1:18:06]	Okay, group hug on the way to doing what we’re doing.	有什么话一边办正事一边说吧
[1:18:10]	This morning, man is about to	今天早上 人类将
[1:18:10]	This morning, man is about to	今天早上 人类将
[1:18:11]	launch himself on a trip to the moon	进行探月计划
[1:18:11]	launch himself on a trip to the moon	进行探月计划
[1:18:14]	with the expectation of landing there.	并尝试登陆月球
[1:18:14]	with the expectation of landing there.	并尝试登陆月球
[1:18:17]	Look, I gotta ask you.	告诉我
[1:18:17]	Look, I gotta ask you.	告诉我
[1:18:18]	If we pull this off, fix things the way they were.	等解决了这个问题 结案之后
[1:18:18]	If we pull this off, fix things the way they were.	等解决了这个问题 结案之后
[1:18:21]	O and I, are we…?	我和O会不会…
[1:18:21]	O and I, are we…?	我和O会不会…
[1:18:23]	A wise man once told me,	一个智者曾告诉我
[1:18:23]	A wise man once told me,	一个智者曾告诉我
[1:18:24]	don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.	不要问那些你不想面对的问题
[1:18:24]	don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.	不要问那些你不想面对的问题
[1:18:28]	– I said that, didn’t I? – Yes, sir.	-是我说的吧 -是的
[1:18:28]	– I said that, didn’t I? – Yes, sir.	-是我说的吧 -是的
[1:18:36]	Here they are.	我们到了
[1:18:36]	Here they are.	我们到了
[1:18:38]	– What are they? – Jetpacks.	-这是什么 -火箭飞行器
[1:18:38]	– What are they? – Jetpacks.	-这是什么 -火箭飞行器
[1:18:40]	Jetpacks?	火箭飞行器
[1:18:40]	Jetpacks?	火箭飞行器
[1:18:43]	No, no, no. We’re not doing jetpacks.	不不不 我们不坐飞行器过去
[1:18:43]	No, no, no. We’re not doing jetpacks.	不不不 我们不坐飞行器过去
[1:18:46]	There’s a reason we don’t have these in the future.	这玩意在未来被淘汰是有原因的
[1:18:46]	There’s a reason we don’t have these in the future.	这玩意在未来被淘汰是有原因的
[1:18:48]	K, we gotta drive.	K 咱们开车过去吧
[1:18:48]	K, we gotta drive.	K 咱们开车过去吧
[1:18:50]	Can’t drive to Florida from Manhattan in five hours, chief.	5个小时不够从曼哈顿开车去佛罗里达
[1:18:50]	Can’t drive to Florida from Manhattan in five hours, chief.	5个小时不够从曼哈顿开车去佛罗里达
[1:18:53]	Yeah, we can. The red button, standard issue in every MIB car.	够 用超黑警车上标配的红钮就行
[1:18:53]	Yeah, we can. The red button, standard issue in every MIB car.	够 用超黑警车上标配的红钮就行
[1:18:57]	Press the red button, goes into hyperdrive.	按下红钮 就能进入极速模式
[1:18:57]	Press the red button, goes into hyperdrive.	按下红钮 就能进入极速模式
[1:18:59]	No red buttons yet, slick.	那玩意儿还没发明出来呢 小子
[1:18:59]	No red buttons yet, slick.	那玩意儿还没发明出来呢 小子
[1:19:03]	Come on, man.	真是要命
[1:19:03]	Come on, man.	真是要命
[1:19:10]	Do you know how to work this stupid thing?	知道这破玩意儿怎么使吗
[1:19:10]	Do you know how to work this stupid thing?	知道这破玩意儿怎么使吗
[1:19:12]	It’s like with anything.	没什么特别之处
[1:19:12]	It’s like with anything.	没什么特别之处
[1:19:15]	Just have to strap yourself in, hope for the best.	扣好皮带 剩下的就听天由命了
[1:19:15]	Just have to strap yourself in, hope for the best.	扣好皮带 剩下的就听天由命了
[1:19:20]	Isn’t that right, Miss O?	对吗 O小姐
[1:19:20]	Isn’t that right, Miss O?	对吗 O小姐
[1:19:22]	Unfortunately, it is.	很抱歉 就是这样
[1:19:22]	Unfortunately, it is.	很抱歉 就是这样
[1:19:35]	You ready, slick?	准备好了吗 小子
[1:19:35]	You ready, slick?	准备好了吗 小子
[1:19:39]	Let’s get it.	去搞定它吧
[1:19:39]	Let’s get it.	去搞定它吧
[1:19:40]	This is gonna be interesting!	肯定会十分有趣的
[1:19:40]	This is gonna be interesting!	肯定会十分有趣的
[1:19:55]	It’s just minutes to the	距离阿波罗11号
[1:19:55]	It’s just minutes to the	距离阿波罗11号
[1:19:58]	historic launch of Apollo 11	史诗般的发射只有几分钟时间了
[1:19:58]	historic launch of Apollo 11	史诗般的发射只有几分钟时间了
[1:19:59]	with all going well.	到目前为止一切顺利
[1:19:59]	with all going well.	到目前为止一切顺利
[1:20:18]	I’m so glad this isn’t one of the times we explode.	真庆幸没有进入半路爆炸的时空
[1:20:18]	I’m so glad this isn’t one of the times we explode.	真庆幸没有进入半路爆炸的时空
[1:20:22]	One of the times?	爆炸的时空
[1:20:22]	One of the times?	爆炸的时空
[1:20:26]	Oh, we got company.	有人来了
[1:20:26]	Oh, we got company.	有人来了
[1:20:29]		禁区
[1:20:32]	The hell?	这什么玩意儿
[1:20:32]	The hell?	这什么玩意儿
[1:20:35]	Is that a battery belt?	腰带式蓄电池
[1:20:35]	Is that a battery belt?	腰带式蓄电池
[1:20:47]	All right, I got it.	还是我来吧
[1:20:47]	All right, I got it.	还是我来吧
[1:20:52]	No, any reality that gets the shield deployed is one	不行 每一个成功布置护罩的时空里
[1:20:52]	No, any reality that gets the shield deployed is one	不行 每一个成功布置护罩的时空里
[1:20:55]	where you tell the truth.	你们都得实话实说
[1:20:55]	where you tell the truth.	你们都得实话实说
[1:20:57]	The truth?	实话实说
[1:20:57]	The truth?	实话实说
[1:20:58]	The truth is the only path.	照实说是唯一的方法
[1:20:58]	The truth is the only path.	照实说是唯一的方法
[1:21:01]	This is a restricted area!	这里是禁区
[1:21:01]	This is a restricted area!	这里是禁区
[1:21:07]	Yes, sir, it is.	是的 长官
[1:21:07]	Yes, sir, it is.	是的 长官
[1:21:09]	Good day, gentlemen.	你们好 先生们
[1:21:09]	Good day, gentlemen.	你们好 先生们
[1:21:11]	Great day for America, isn’t it?	今天对美国来说真是意义重大的一天
[1:21:11]	Great day for America, isn’t it?	今天对美国来说真是意义重大的一天
[1:21:13]	My name is Agent J. This is Agent K. That’s Griff.	我是特工J 这位是特工K 那位是格里夫
[1:21:13]	My name is Agent J. This is Agent K. That’s Griff.	我是特工J 这位是特工K 那位是格里夫
[1:21:16]	We’re from a secret government organization	我们隶属于一个机密政府组织
[1:21:16]	We’re from a secret government organization	我们隶属于一个机密政府组织
[1:21:19]	that polices and monitors	其主要负责管理
[1:21:19]	that polices and monitors	其主要负责管理
[1:21:20]	alien activity on and off planet Earth.	外星人在地球内外的各种活动
[1:21:20]	alien activity on and off planet Earth.	外星人在地球内外的各种活动
[1:21:24]	Here’s the thing.	事情是这样的
[1:21:24]	Here’s the thing.	事情是这样的
[1:21:25]	We have this special little metal thingy	我们得把这个格里夫给我们的
[1:21:25]	We have this special little metal thingy	我们得把这个格里夫给我们的
[1:21:28]	that Griff gave us	特别的小铁块
[1:21:28]	that Griff gave us	特别的小铁块
[1:21:29]	that we have to get on top of that rocket	放在火箭的顶部
[1:21:29]	that we have to get on top of that rocket	放在火箭的顶部
[1:21:32]	to prevent an alien invasion.	来阻止外星人入侵
[1:21:32]	to prevent an alien invasion.	来阻止外星人入侵
[1:21:39]	That worked.	会相信才怪
[1:21:39]	That worked.	会相信才怪
[1:21:40]	– Like a charm. – Sir, Delta Gate. We have a problem.	-等着瞧 -长官 四号门有情况
[1:21:40]	– Like a charm. – Sir, Delta Gate. We have a problem.	-等着瞧 -长官 四号门有情况
[1:21:43]	Three trespassers. No lDs, but they’ve got weapons, sir.	抓住三个身份不明携有武器的入侵者
[1:21:43]	Three trespassers. No lDs, but they’ve got weapons, sir.	抓住三个身份不明携有武器的入侵者
[1:21:46]	Some kind I’ve never seen before.	这些武器我可从未见过
[1:21:46]	Some kind I’ve never seen before.	这些武器我可从未见过
[1:21:56]	What breed of fool do you have to be	你们敢在人类史上最重要的一天
[1:21:56]	What breed of fool do you have to be	你们敢在人类史上最重要的一天
[1:21:58]	to penetrate my site on the day of the most massive feat	跑到我的地盘上来撒野
[1:21:58]	to penetrate my site on the day of the most massive feat	跑到我的地盘上来撒野
[1:22:01]	attempted by mankind?	真是吃了熊心豹子胆了
[1:22:01]	attempted by mankind?	真是吃了熊心豹子胆了
[1:22:03]	Watched by God, the population of the planet	在上帝 世界人民
[1:22:03]	Watched by God, the population of the planet	在上帝 世界人民
[1:22:04]	and my own firstborn!	还有我儿子的注视之下
[1:22:04]	and my own firstborn!	还有我儿子的注视之下
[1:22:06]	Colonel?	上校
[1:22:06]	Colonel?	上校
[1:22:08]	Colonel, they had these.	上校 这是他们身上找到的
[1:22:08]	Colonel, they had these.	上校 这是他们身上找到的
[1:22:10]	They said they needed to put something on the rocket for an invasion.	他们说要把某物放在火箭上防止外敌入侵
[1:22:10]	They said they needed to put something on the rocket for an invasion.	他们说要把某物放在火箭上防止外敌入侵
[1:22:18]	Thanks.	谢谢
[1:22:18]	Thanks.	谢谢
[1:22:19]	I got 10 minutes to launch.	还有10分钟就要发射了
[1:22:19]	I got 10 minutes to launch.	还有10分钟就要发射了
[1:22:20]	If you pose a threat to that rocket,	你们要是知道什么有关火箭的隐情
[1:22:20]	If you pose a threat to that rocket,	你们要是知道什么有关火箭的隐情
[1:22:22]	you tell me now and do not lie to me.	请立马照实告诉我
[1:22:22]	you tell me now and do not lie to me.	请立马照实告诉我
[1:22:29]	I told the truth last time.	当菜我是照实说的
[1:22:29]	I told the truth last time.	当菜我是照实说的
[1:22:36]	Sir, this man came here from the future to protect me,	长官 这个人从未来回来保护我
[1:22:36]	Sir, this man came here from the future to protect me,	长官 这个人从未来回来保护我
[1:22:39]	so I can attach a shield	这样我才能将一个护罩
[1:22:39]	so I can attach a shield	这样我才能将一个护罩
[1:22:41]	to the top of that rocket and save the world.	附在火箭顶端以拯救世界
[1:22:41]	to the top of that rocket and save the world.	附在火箭顶端以拯救世界
[1:22:43]	I need your help to do that.	需要您的帮助来完成这件事
[1:22:43]	I need your help to do that.	需要您的帮助来完成这件事
[1:22:48]	Take them to the brig.	把他们关进监狱
[1:22:48]	Take them to the brig.	把他们关进监狱
[1:22:50]	You’re slipping, Griff.	这没用啊 格里夫
[1:22:50]	You’re slipping, Griff.	这没用啊 格里夫
[1:22:52]	Sir, if I may.	长官 请允许我让您看看
[1:22:52]	Sir, if I may.	长官 请允许我让您看看
[1:23:09]	Corporal.	下士
[1:23:09]	Corporal.	下士
[1:23:11]	You men are no longer needed.	你和你的人可以走了
[1:23:11]	You men are no longer needed.	你和你的人可以走了
[1:23:13]	I’ll take the prisoners.	我亲自押送这些犯人
[1:23:13]	I’ll take the prisoners.	我亲自押送这些犯人
[1:23:14]	– Sir, are you… – Dismissed.	-长官 您… -解散
[1:23:14]	– Sir, are you… – Dismissed.	-长官 您… -解散
[1:23:25]	Follow me.	跟我来
[1:23:25]	Follow me.	跟我来
[1:23:33]	You did the future thing. What did you show him?	你展示未来 给他看了什么
[1:23:33]	You did the future thing. What did you show him?	你展示未来 给他看了什么
[1:23:36]	Only what he needed to see.	他需要看的部分
[1:23:36]	Only what he needed to see.	他需要看的部分
[1:23:39]	I have to go now.	我得走了
[1:23:39]	I have to go now.	我得走了
[1:23:42]	What? No, no, no. Come on.	什么 不 一起来吧
[1:23:42]	What? No, no, no. Come on.	什么 不 一起来吧
[1:23:44]	You don’t need me anymore.	接下来就没我的事了
[1:23:44]	You don’t need me anymore.	接下来就没我的事了
[1:23:46]	All right, Griff, don’t start flipping on me.	格里夫 我可没工夫和你扯淡
[1:23:46]	All right, Griff, don’t start flipping on me.	格里夫 我可没工夫和你扯淡
[1:23:48]	When Boris’ arm is taken,	当鲍里斯的胳膊被打断后
[1:23:48]	When Boris’ arm is taken,	当鲍里斯的胳膊被打断后
[1:23:49]	the past will be as it was. K will survive.	一切就会回归原样 K也会活下来
[1:23:49]	the past will be as it was. K will survive.	一切就会回归原样 K也会活下来
[1:23:52]	He will not know you were ever here.	他不会记得你曾回来帮过他
[1:23:52]	He will not know you were ever here.	他不会记得你曾回来帮过他
[1:23:55]	All right. Arm gone, got it. Like a reset?	打断胳膊 布置天网 就像系统还原一样
[1:23:55]	All right. Arm gone, got it. Like a reset?	打断胳膊 布置天网 就像系统还原一样
[1:24:00]	When that happens, go home. Leave.	搞定以后回到你的时空就行
[1:24:00]	When that happens, go home. Leave.	搞定以后回到你的时空就行
[1:24:03]	Hey slick, you coming?	小子 该走了
[1:24:03]	Hey slick, you coming?	小子 该走了
[1:24:04]	Yeah, all right!	马上
[1:24:04]	Yeah, all right!	马上
[1:24:08]	Thanks, man. Hey, will I ever see you again?	谢了 伙计 咱们还会见面吗
[1:24:08]	Thanks, man. Hey, will I ever see you again?	谢了 伙计 咱们还会见面吗
[1:24:11]	Anything’s possible.	一切皆有可能
[1:24:11]	Anything’s possible.	一切皆有可能
[1:24:15]	Oh, Griff.	格里夫
[1:24:15]	Oh, Griff.	格里夫
[1:24:23]	I can never bear to watch this part.	我每次都不忍卒视这一部分
[1:24:23]	I can never bear to watch this part.	我每次都不忍卒视这一部分
[1:24:27]	Armstrong and Aldrin are scheduled	阿姆斯特朗和奥尔德林拟定
[1:24:27]	Armstrong and Aldrin are scheduled	阿姆斯特朗和奥尔德林拟定
[1:24:29]	to set foot on the moon	于东部夏令时的周一清晨
[1:24:29]	to set foot on the moon	于东部夏令时的周一清晨
[1:24:31]	on early Monday morning, Eastern Daylight Time.	踏上月球
[1:24:31]	on early Monday morning, Eastern Daylight Time.	踏上月球
[1:24:36]	Where’s Griffin?	格里芬哪儿去了
[1:24:36]	Where’s Griffin?	格里芬哪儿去了
[1:24:37]	Doing his own thing.	忙自己的事去了
[1:24:37]	Doing his own thing.	忙自己的事去了
[1:25:02]	Gentlemen.	先生们
[1:25:02]	Gentlemen.	先生们
[1:25:07]	This elevator will take you to the top.	电梯能载你们到楼顶
[1:25:07]	This elevator will take you to the top.	电梯能载你们到楼顶
[1:25:09]	To get the Arc Net outside the atmosphere	要将天网发射到大气层外
[1:25:09]	To get the Arc Net outside the atmosphere	要将天网发射到大气层外
[1:25:11]	you need to strap it to the escape rocket above the capsule!	你得把它绑在航天舱前面的分离火箭上
[1:25:11]	you need to strap it to the escape rocket above the capsule!	你得把它绑在航天舱前面的分离火箭上
[1:25:14]	You do not want to be anywhere near this rocket when it takes off!	切记要在火箭发射前离开
[1:25:14]	You do not want to be anywhere near this rocket when it takes off!	切记要在火箭发射前离开
[1:25:18]	Questions?	还有问题吗
[1:25:18]	Questions?	还有问题吗
[1:25:19]	No. Thank you for this, colonel.	没了 谢谢 上校
[1:25:19]	No. Thank you for this, colonel.	没了 谢谢 上校
[1:25:21]	Some job you got there.	你们的工作很伟大
[1:25:21]	Some job you got there.	你们的工作很伟大
[1:25:23]	Hey, thanks a lot, bro.	谢了 哥们儿
[1:25:23]	Hey, thanks a lot, bro.	谢了 哥们儿
[1:25:24]	What did Griff show you back there?	格里夫刚才给你看了些什么
[1:25:24]	What did Griff show you back there?	格里夫刚才给你看了些什么
[1:25:27]	He show me how important you are.	他让我知道了你们有多重要
[1:25:27]	He show me how important you are.	他让我知道了你们有多重要
[1:25:28]	You and your partner.	你和你搭档
[1:25:28]	You and your partner.	你和你搭档
[1:25:38]	Hey look, if everything goes right the way we hope it does	要是一切顺利的话
[1:25:38]	Hey look, if everything goes right the way we hope it does	要是一切顺利的话
[1:25:41]	I’m gonna end up getting out of here pretty quick	可能我最后得不辞而别
[1:25:41]	I’m gonna end up getting out of here pretty quick	可能我最后得不辞而别
[1:25:44]	so I’m not gonna have a chance to say a proper goodbye.	这样我就没机会给你说再见了
[1:25:44]	so I’m not gonna have a chance to say a proper goodbye.	这样我就没机会给你说再见了
[1:25:47]	If things go wrong, not gonna have a chance to, either.	要是不顺利的话你同样没机会说
[1:25:47]	If things go wrong, not gonna have a chance to, either.	要是不顺利的话你同样没机会说
[1:25:53]	So I guess win or lose, this is it.	死活都是一拼 豁出去算了
[1:25:53]	So I guess win or lose, this is it.	死活都是一拼 豁出去算了
[1:25:59]	I see why I recruited you.	我知道为什么招募你了
[1:25:59]	I see why I recruited you.	我知道为什么招募你了
[1:26:04]	You’re a good man.	你这人不错
[1:26:04]	You’re a good man.	你这人不错
[1:26:08]	Good man.	很不错
[1:26:08]	Good man.	很不错
[1:26:12]	Man, what the hell happened to you?	伙计 你这是怎么了
[1:26:12]	Man, what the hell happened to you?	伙计 你这是怎么了
[1:26:15]	I told you, it still hasn’t happened yet.	还没到说这些的时候呢
[1:26:15]	I told you, it still hasn’t happened yet.	还没到说这些的时候呢
[1:26:22]	I’ll take this one!	我来对付这个
[1:26:22]	I’ll take this one!	我来对付这个
[1:26:24]	Naughty.	臭小子
[1:26:24]	Naughty.	臭小子
[1:26:28]	Man, get a pedicure if you get a second.	伙计 你真该抽空去做做美甲
[1:26:28]	Man, get a pedicure if you get a second.	伙计 你真该抽空去做做美甲
[1:26:40]	And liftoff.	你也该学学飞行
[1:26:40]	And liftoff.	你也该学学飞行
[1:27:24]	Just passed the two-minute mark in the countdown,	现在进入两分钟倒计时
[1:27:24]	Just passed the two-minute mark in the countdown,	现在进入两分钟倒计时
[1:27:27]	and all is still go as we monitor our status board.	所有数据监控正常
[1:27:27]	and all is still go as we monitor our status board.	所有数据监控正常
[1:27:50]	Astronauts report it feels good. Power transfer is complete.	宇航员报告情况正常 能源传送完毕
[1:27:50]	Astronauts report it feels good. Power transfer is complete.	宇航员报告情况正常 能源传送完毕
[1:27:54]	Neil Armstrong just reported back it’s been a smooth countdown.	尼尔·阿姆斯特朗回报 倒计时顺利
[1:27:54]	Neil Armstrong just reported back it’s been a smooth countdown.	尼尔·阿姆斯特朗回报 倒计时顺利
[1:28:11]	Boris, can you give me a hand?	鲍里斯 来帮我一把啊
[1:28:11]	Boris, can you give me a hand?	鲍里斯 来帮我一把啊
[1:28:21]	You hear me calling you?	听见我喊你了吗
[1:28:21]	You hear me calling you?	听见我喊你了吗
[1:28:23]	Boris the Animal!	孽畜鲍里斯
[1:28:23]	Boris the Animal!	孽畜鲍里斯
[1:28:26]	Boris the Animal!	孽畜鲍里斯
[1:28:26]	Boris the Animal!	孽畜鲍里斯
[1:28:30]	It’s just Boris!	叫我鲍里斯
[1:28:30]	It’s just Boris!	叫我鲍里斯
[1:28:36]	You’re gonna lose.	你输定了
[1:28:36]	You’re gonna lose.	你输定了
[1:28:38]	Let’s agree to disagree.	我可不这样认为
[1:28:38]	Let’s agree to disagree.	我可不这样认为
[1:29:01]	Boris the Animal!	孽畜鲍里斯
[1:29:01]	Boris the Animal!	孽畜鲍里斯
[1:29:12]	Right.	右
[1:29:12]	Right.	右
[1:29:14]	Left.	左
[1:29:14]	Left.	左
[1:29:22]		1969年7月16日 9点30分
[1:29:43]	You’re gonna lose.	你输定了
[1:29:43]	You’re gonna lose.	你输定了
[1:29:44]	Let’s agree to disagree.	我可不这样认为
[1:29:44]	Let’s agree to disagree.	我可不这样认为
[1:29:57]	Boris the Animal!	孽畜鲍里斯
[1:29:57]	Boris the Animal!	孽畜鲍里斯
[1:30:06]	Right.	右
[1:30:06]	Right.	右
[1:30:07]	Left. Left.	左 左
[1:30:07]	Left. Left.	左 左
[1:30:09]	Right.	右
[1:30:09]	Right.	右
[1:30:14]	That’s not possible.	这不可能
[1:30:14]	That’s not possible.	这不可能
[1:30:16]	Let’s agree to disagree.	我可不这样认为
[1:30:16]	Let’s agree to disagree.	我可不这样认为
[1:30:24]	That’s not possible!	不可能
[1:30:24]	That’s not possible!	不可能
[1:30:36]	K	K!
[1:30:36]	K	K!
[1:30:39]	I win! I’m better than me!	我赢了 我比未来的自己要强
[1:30:39]	I win! I’m better than me!	我赢了 我比未来的自己要强
[1:30:48]	That’s my partner.	不愧是我的搭档
[1:30:48]	That’s my partner.	不愧是我的搭档
[1:30:58]	If we call this in, they’ll scrub the launch.	现在报告总部的话他们肯定会取消发射的
[1:30:58]	If we call this in, they’ll scrub the launch.	现在报告总部的话他们肯定会取消发射的
[1:31:00]	I didn’t see anything.	我啥也没看见
[1:31:00]	I didn’t see anything.	我啥也没看见
[1:31:37]	– Where’s your partner? – He went home.	-你搭档呢 -回他的时空了
[1:31:37]	– Where’s your partner? – He went home.	-你搭档呢 -回他的时空了
[1:31:39]	– How does that work? – You got me.	-怎么回去的 -我也不知道
[1:31:39]	– How does that work? – You got me.	-怎么回去的 -我也不知道
[1:31:41]	Come on!	快来
[1:31:41]	Come on!	快来
[1:31:57]	Get down!	卧倒
[1:31:57]	Get down!	卧倒
[1:32:29]	Bingo.	搞定
[1:32:29]	Bingo.	搞定
[1:32:31]	Man, that is some next-level stuff.	伙计 这可真是高科技
[1:32:31]	Man, that is some next-level stuff.	伙计 这可真是高科技
[1:32:43]	You ever want to see more,	想了解更多的话
[1:32:43]	You ever want to see more,	想了解更多的话
[1:32:44]	I know a top-secret organization	我知道有个机密组织
[1:32:44]	I know a top-secret organization	我知道有个机密组织
[1:32:46]	that could use a man like you.	愿意招募你这样的人员
[1:32:46]	that could use a man like you.	愿意招募你这样的人员
[1:32:50]	I wish I could.	乐意之至
[1:32:50]	I wish I could.	乐意之至
[1:32:52]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:32:52]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:32:53]	I’ll see you around, K.	咱们未来见 K
[1:32:53]	I’ll see you around, K.	咱们未来见 K
[1:32:57]	Look out!	小心
[1:32:57]	Look out!	小心
[1:33:03]	Go ahead.	来吧
[1:33:03]	Go ahead.	来吧
[1:33:05]	Arrest me.	逮捕我
[1:33:05]	Arrest me.	逮捕我
[1:33:08]	Not this time.	这次不会了
[1:33:08]	Not this time.	这次不会了
[1:33:20]	“Where there’s death, there will always be death.”	注定的死亡总会在注定的时空中发生
[1:33:20]	“Where there’s death, there will always be death.”	注定的死亡总会在注定的时空中发生
[1:33:32]	Daddy! Daddy!	爸爸 爸爸
[1:33:32]	Daddy! Daddy!	爸爸 爸爸
[1:33:42]	Hey, my name’s K. What’s your name?	我叫K 你叫什么名字
[1:33:42]	Hey, my name’s K. What’s your name?	我叫K 你叫什么名字
[1:33:44]	James.	詹姆斯
[1:33:44]	James.	詹姆斯
[1:33:45]	James? That’s a nice name.	詹姆斯 好名字
[1:33:45]	James? That’s a nice name.	詹姆斯 好名字
[1:33:48]	Where’s my dad?	我爸爸呢
[1:33:48]	Where’s my dad?	我爸爸呢
[1:33:52]	What have you got there? What is that?	你手里拿的是什么
[1:33:52]	What have you got there? What is that?	你手里拿的是什么
[1:33:54]	My dad gave it to me.	爸爸给我的
[1:33:54]	My dad gave it to me.	爸爸给我的
[1:33:56]	We timed the launch.	我们在给火箭倒计时呢
[1:33:56]	We timed the launch.	我们在给火箭倒计时呢
[1:34:05]	Where is my daddy?	我爸爸哪儿去了
[1:34:05]	Where is my daddy?	我爸爸哪儿去了
[1:34:11]	He….	他…
[1:34:11]	He….	他…
[1:34:13]	He went to go do something very special.	他有一些特别的事要忙
[1:34:13]	He went to go do something very special.	他有一些特别的事要忙
[1:34:17]	And he wanted me to stay here and take care of his best pal.	他嘱咐我待在这照顾他最好的哥们儿
[1:34:17]	And he wanted me to stay here and take care of his best pal.	他嘱咐我待在这照顾他最好的哥们儿
[1:34:28]	When is he gonna be back?	那他多久回来呢
[1:34:28]	When is he gonna be back?	那他多久回来呢
[1:34:32]	He….	他…
[1:34:32]	He….	他…
[1:34:48]	James…	詹姆斯
[1:34:48]	James…	詹姆斯
[1:34:51]	If you look right here,	看这里
[1:34:51]	If you look right here,	看这里
[1:34:53]	I will tell you the only thing you ever need to know.	我告诉你你唯一需要记住的事
[1:34:53]	I will tell you the only thing you ever need to know.	我告诉你你唯一需要记住的事
[1:35:01]	Your daddy is a hero.	你爸爸是个英雄
[1:35:01]	Your daddy is a hero.	你爸爸是个英雄
[1:35:03]	My daddy is a hero?	我爸爸是个英雄
[1:35:03]	My daddy is a hero?	我爸爸是个英雄
[1:35:09]	– Want to take a walk with me? – Yes.	-想去散散步吗 -好的
[1:35:09]	– Want to take a walk with me? – Yes.	-想去散散步吗 -好的
[1:35:22]	James?	詹姆斯
[1:35:22]	James?	詹姆斯
[1:35:36]	Concrete jungle where dreams are made of	这个由梦筑成的钢筋混凝土的城市里
[1:35:36]	Concrete jungle where dreams are made of	这个由梦筑成的钢筋混凝土的城市里
[1:35:36]		背景歌曲为美国80后歌手艾莉西亚·凯斯的《帝国之心》
[1:35:40]	Theres nothing you can’t do	你可以随心所欲
[1:35:40]	Theres nothing you can’t do	你可以随心所欲
[1:35:43]	Now you’re in New York	因为你现在身处纽约
[1:35:43]	Now you’re in New York	因为你现在身处纽约
[1:35:47]	These streets will make you feel brand new	街道会让你感觉焕然一新
[1:35:47]	These streets will make you feel brand new	街道会让你感觉焕然一新
[1:35:51]	The lights will inspire you	灯光将启迪你
[1:35:51]	The lights will inspire you	灯光将启迪你
[1:35:54]	Lets here it for New York, New York, New York	这就是纽约 纽约 纽约
[1:35:54]	Lets here it for New York, New York, New York	这就是纽约 纽约 纽约
[1:36:05]	You’re late.	你迟到了
[1:36:05]	You’re late.	你迟到了
[1:36:07]	Sorry. Lost track of time.	抱歉 搞错时间了
[1:36:07]	Sorry. Lost track of time.	抱歉 搞错时间了
[1:36:12]	How do you know that song?	你怎么会唱这首歌
[1:36:12]	How do you know that song?	你怎么会唱这首歌
[1:36:13]	Drink your coffee. We got work to do.	喝你的咖啡吧 我们还有活要干呢
[1:36:13]	Drink your coffee. We got work to do.	喝你的咖啡吧 我们还有活要干呢
[1:36:16]	What do you know and what do you don’t?	你现在到底知道什么 不知道什么
[1:36:16]	What do you know and what do you don’t?	你现在到底知道什么 不知道什么
[1:36:18]	How do I know what I don’t know?	我怎么知道自己不知道什么
[1:36:18]	How do I know what I don’t know?	我怎么知道自己不知道什么
[1:36:20]	That’s a really good question. Did we go to Wu’s last night?	问得好 昨晚咱俩是不是去吴园酒家吃饭了
[1:36:20]	That’s a really good question. Did we go to Wu’s last night?	问得好 昨晚咱俩是不是去吴园酒家吃饭了
[1:36:23]	Yeah.	是的
[1:36:23]	Yeah.	是的
[1:36:24]	Boglodites?	伯格罗蒂特人呢
[1:36:24]	Boglodites?	伯格罗蒂特人呢
[1:36:25]	Extinct for 40 years.	绝迹40年了
[1:36:25]	Extinct for 40 years.	绝迹40年了
[1:36:26]	Perfect. Did we talk on the phone last night?	很好 昨晚咱俩通电话了吗
[1:36:26]	Perfect. Did we talk on the phone last night?	很好 昨晚咱俩通电话了吗
[1:36:29]	You hung up on me.	你挂了我电话
[1:36:29]	You hung up on me.	你挂了我电话
[1:36:30]	Yeah, I did.	是的 我挂的
[1:36:30]	Yeah, I did.	是的 我挂的
[1:36:33]	But that was because of all those secrets the universe doesn’t know about.	那是因为宇宙还有未知的秘密
[1:36:33]	But that was because of all those secrets the universe doesn’t know about.	那是因为宇宙还有未知的秘密
[1:36:43]	But I’ve realized that last night was a long long time ago.	不过昨晚确实是漫长的一夜
[1:36:43]	But I’ve realized that last night was a long long time ago.	不过昨晚确实是漫长的一夜
[1:36:56]	And, really, I just want to say thank you.	对了 我还是想说谢谢你
[1:36:56]	And, really, I just want to say thank you.	对了 我还是想说谢谢你
[1:36:59]	It’s been my privilege.	这是我的义务
[1:36:59]	It’s been my privilege.	这是我的义务
[1:37:11]	You know, there’s a really high possibility now	其实现在很有可能
[1:37:11]	You know, there’s a really high possibility now	其实现在很有可能
[1:37:13]	that I might know some things you don’t know.	我知道一些你不知道的事
[1:37:13]	that I might know some things you don’t know.	我知道一些你不知道的事
[1:37:16]	I doubt it.	不信
[1:37:16]	I doubt it.	不信
[1:37:18]	I bet I know what went down with you and O.	我知道了你和O之间发生了什么
[1:37:18]	I bet I know what went down with you and O.	我知道了你和O之间发生了什么
[1:37:20]	She’s a fine lady, but you know the rules.	她是个贤惠的女人 不过你懂规矩的
[1:37:20]	She’s a fine lady, but you know the rules.	她是个贤惠的女人 不过你懂规矩的
[1:37:22]	There’s no fraternizing amongst agents.	特工之间不能调情
[1:37:22]	There’s no fraternizing amongst agents.	特工之间不能调情
[1:37:25]	I think y’all might have fraternized a time or two.	不过你还是和她调过一两次情
[1:37:25]	I think y’all might have fraternized a time or two.	不过你还是和她调过一两次情
[1:37:30]	This is my new favorite moment in human history.	这是人类历史上我的新爱时刻
[1:37:30]	This is my new favorite moment in human history.	这是人类历史上我的新爱时刻
[1:37:34]	Unless this is the one where K forgot to leave a tip.	除非在这个时空里K忘了给小费
[1:37:34]	Unless this is the one where K forgot to leave a tip.	除非在这个时空里K忘了给小费
[1:37:52]	Almost forgot.	差点忘了
[1:37:52]	Almost forgot.	差点忘了
[1:38:02]	That was a close one.	好险
[1:38:02]	That was a close one.	好险