Love and Death(爱与死)[1975]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：爱与死
英文名称：Love and Death
年代：1975

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时间	英文	中文
[00:01]	[ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ]	[ 中文翻译、字幕同步：疯狂弥天大幌 ]
[00:15]		《爱与死》
[01:45]	How I got into this predicament, I’ll never know.	我怎么也弄不明白我是如何陷入这一困境的。
[01:48]	Absolutely incredible.	简直荒谬至极，
[01:50]	To be executed for a crime I never committed.	因一项我从未犯过的罪行而被处死。
[01:54]	Of course, isn’t all mankind in the same boat?	不过，人类不都在同一条船上吗？
[01:56]	Isn’t all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?	人类最终不都会因一项从未犯过的罪行而被处死吗？
[02:01]	The difference is that all men go eventually,	区别在于，所有人到最后才走，
[02:03]	but I go six o’clock tomorrow morning.	而我却在明天早上六点就要走了。
[02:06]	I was supposed to go at five o’clock, but I have a smart lawyer. Got leniency.	本来是定在五点，但是我有个精明的律师，获得了宽宥。
[02:11]	I’ve a tremendous yearning to be young again.	我现在有一种强烈的渴望，渴望再年轻一回。
[02:14]	A boy. Such happy memories at our summer house.	童年，有那么多幸福回忆留在了我们夏日的住处。
[02:19]	Uncle Nikolai with his wonderful laugh.	尼古拉依大伯和他那奇妙的笑声。
[02:30]	God, he was repulsive.	天哪，他太令人讨厌了。
[02:32]	There was Grandpa and Grandma, who had been married for 50 years	还有爷爷和奶奶，他们结婚已经有50年了，
[02:36]	and still felt as deeply about one another as the day they met.	对彼此的感觉仍然像他们第一天见面时那么深。
[02:41]	And my own father, a handsome and generous man.	我自己的父亲，一个英俊而豪爽的男人。
[02:45]	In addition to our summer and winter estate, he owned a valuable piece of land.	除了我们夏天和冬天的住宅，他还拥有一块珍贵的土地。
[02:49]	True, it was a small piece. But he carried it with him wherever he went.	确实，它只有一小块。但是无论他走到哪里，他都带着它。
[02:55]	Dimitri Pietrovich! I would like to buy your land.	德米特里・彼耶得罗维奇！我想买下你的那块地。
[02:59]	This land is not for sale.	这块土地是不卖的。
[03:02]	Some day, I hope to build on it.	将来，我希望在它上面盖房子。
[03:06]	He was an idiot. But I loved him.	他是个傻瓜，但是我爱他。
[03:08]	Then there was mother, who made the most delicious blintzes in the world.	还有我母亲，她做的薄饼卷是这个世界上味道最好的。
[03:16]	Of course, there was Old Gregor, and his son, Young Gregor.	当然，还有老格雷戈和他的儿子小格雷戈。
[03:19]	Young Gregor’s son was older than Old Gregor.	奇怪的是，小格雷戈儿子的年龄比老格雷戈还要大。
[03:22]	Nobody could figure out how that happened.	没人搞得明白这是怎么回事儿。
[03:25]	My two brothers, lvan and Mikhail, used to play amusing little games.	我的两个哥哥，伊万和米哈依尔经常玩好玩的小游戏。
[03:29]	But I had a completely different concept of myself as a child.	但是我对自己的童年印象却全然不同。
[03:35]	My first experience with death was with one of our serfs, Old Nehamkin.	我对死亡的第一次体验来自于我家的一个农奴，老内汉姆金。
[03:41]	Old Nehamkin was on the roof, putting up a lightning rod, when a storm broke out.	老内汉姆金在暴风雨来临前，想把一根避雷针插到屋顶上去。
[03:46]	After he failed to show up for dinner, Mother went to look for him.	因为该吃晚饭了他还没出现，母亲就去找他。
[03:50]	What is it, Old Nehamkin? You’re not looking well.	这是什么，老内汉姆金？你看上去不太妙啊。
[03:54]	Are you OK? You feel all right?	你还好吗？感觉怎么样啊？
[03:57]	We laid Old Nehamkin to rest,	我们让老内汉姆金入土为安了。
[03:59]	and that night I had a strange and vivid dream.	那天晚上，我做了一个怪异而又鲜活的梦。
[04:26]	I knew that after that dream I would not grow up to be an ordinary man.	我知道做过那个梦之后，我将不会成长为一个普通的人。
[04:31]	I spoke often with Father Nikolai,	我和尼古拉依神父有过许多交谈，
[04:33]	who was always dressed in black with a black beard.	他总是穿着一身黑袍，留着一把大黑胡子。
[04:36]	For years I thought he was an ltalian widow.	多年以来，我一直认为他是意大利鳏夫。
[04:39]	Every action has a cause. The universe exists, therefore it has a cause.	每个行为都有缘由，宇宙存在，那么就有它存在的缘由。
[04:43]	It follows God created the universe, therefore He exists.	既然上帝创造了宇宙，因此上帝就存在。
[04:47]	And yet Spinoza didn’t believe in the Holy Trinity.	可是斯宾诺莎不相信 “圣三位一体”之说。
[04:50]	– Spinoza was a Jew. – What’s a Jew?	– 斯宾诺莎是犹太人。 – 什么是犹太人？
[04:52]	You never saw a Jew? Here. I have some sketches.	你没见过犹太人吗？你看，我有些他们的画像。
[04:58]	– There are Jews. – No kidding.	– 这些就是犹太人。 – 不，开玩笑！
[05:01]	– They all have these horns? – No, this is the Russian Jew.	– 他们都长着犄角吗？ – 不，这是俄国犹太人，
[05:05]	The German Jew has these stripes.	德国犹太人身上有斑纹。
[05:08]	I recall my first mystical vision.	我记得我第一次遇见的神秘幻象。
[05:11]	I was in the woods, thinking about Christ.	我在丛林里，边走边思索着基督。
[05:13]	If he was a carpenter, I wondered what He’d charge for book shelves?	如果他是个木匠，我想知道他做个书架会要多少钱？
[05:17]	Suddenly…	突然之间……
[05:20]	– Who are you? – Death.	– 你是谁？ – 死神。
[05:22]	What happens after we die?	我们死后会怎么样？
[05:25]	Is there a hell? ls there a God?	那里有地狱存在吗？有上帝存在吗？
[05:28]	Do we live again?	我们会有来生吗？
[05:31]	All right. Let me ask one key question.	好吧，让我来问一个关键的问题：
[05:35]	– Are there girls? – You’re an interesting young man.	– 那里有女孩子吗？ – 你是个有意思的年轻人。
[05:40]	We’ll meet again.	我们后会有期。
[05:42]	– Don’t bother. – It’s no bother.	– 不用麻烦了。 – 一点也不麻烦。
[05:46]	I grew to full manhood. Actually, five foot six,	我终于长大成人。实际上我有5英尺6英寸高，
[05:49]	which is technically not full manhood in Russia, but you can own property.	在俄国，从技术上说，这算不上真正的成人，但是你仍然可以拥有自己的财产。
[05:54]	Over 5’3″, you can own land. Under 5’3″, you need permission from the Tsar.	超过5英尺3，你可以拥有土地；而5英尺3之下，你就需要沙皇的特许了。
[06:22]	We were three healthy men.	我们是三个健康的男人。
[06:24]	My brother lvan.	我哥哥伊万，
[06:29]	My brother Mikhail.	我哥哥米哈依尔，
[06:33]	And myself.	还有我。
[06:40]	Finally, there was my cousin Sonja.	最后，还有我表妹索尼亚。
[06:42]	In addition to being the most beautiful woman I had ever seen,	她不仅是我见过的最美丽的女人，
[06:46]	she was one of the few people I could have deep conversations with.	而且还是仅有的几个我能与之深入交谈的人之一。
[06:51]	Boris, look at this leaf. Isn’t it perfect?	鲍里斯，看看这片叶子，是不是很完美啊？
[06:55]	And this one? Look.	还有这片？你瞧。
[06:58]	Oh, yeah. I definitely think that this is the best of all possible worlds.	噢，是的，我绝对认为这是大千世界最好的造化。
[07:03]	– It’s certainly the most expensive. – Isn’t nature incredible?	– 是啊，那它的造价也一定不菲吧。 – 你不认为大自然很不可思议吗？
[07:08]	To me, nature is… I dunno, spiders and bugs and,	在我看来，大自然是…我不知道，蜘蛛啊，虫子啊…
[07:12]	big fish eating little fish.	大鱼吃小鱼啊，
[07:14]	And plants eating plants and animals eating…	植物吃植物啊，动物吃动……
[07:17]	It’s like an enormous restaurant.	这就像是一家巨大的餐馆，我就是这么看的。
[07:20]	Yes, but if God created it, it has to be beautiful,	是的，可是上帝创造了它，那它就应该是美好的，
[07:23]	even if His plan’s not apparent to us at the moment.	即使我们目前看来，他的意图似乎并不很明确。
[07:26]	Sonja, what if there is no God?	索尼亚，要是没有上帝怎么办？
[07:28]	Boris Dimitrovitch, are you joking?	鲍里斯・德米特罗维奇，你开玩笑？
[07:31]	What if we’re just a bunch of absurd people	要是我们只是一堆荒谬的人群，
[07:34]	who are running around with no rhyme or reason?	没有节奏，没有理性地在那里跑来跑去怎么办？
[07:37]	But if there is no God, then life has no meaning.	但是如果没有上帝，生命还有什么意义？
[07:39]	Why go on living? Why not just commit suicide?	为什么还要活着？为什么不干脆自杀算了？
[07:43]	Well, let’s not get hysterical. I could be wrong.	你看，别这么歇斯底里行吗？我可能是不对。
[07:46]	I’d hate to blow my brains out, then see they found something.	但是我可不愿意打爆自己的脑袋，去看看那上面到底有什么。
[07:49]	Boris. Let me show you how absurd your position is.	鲍里斯，我来告诉你你的立场有多么荒谬。
[07:53]	Let’s say there is no God, and each man is free to do exactly as he chooses.	好吧，假如说不存在上帝，那么每个人都可以想干什么就干什么，
[07:57]	What prevents you from murdering somebody?	那么…这样一来，有什么东西可以阻止你不去杀人呢？
[08:00]	– Murder’s immoral. – Immorality is subjective.	– 杀人是不道德的。 – 道不道德是很主观的。
[08:04]	Yes, but subjectivity is objective.	是的，可主观性有其客观的一面。
[08:06]	Not in a rational scheme of perception.	从理性的感知体系看没有客观性。
[08:09]	Perception is irrational. It implies imminence.	感知本身是非理性的，它意味着迫在眉睫的事。
[08:11]	But judgment of any system of phenomena exists	但是对任何系统的判断，或现象之间先验的关系，
[08:15]	in any rational, metaphysical or epistemological contradiction	存在于任何理性的、或形而上学的、或至少是认识论上的，对一个…
[08:19]	to an abstracted empirical concept such as being, or to be, or to occur	…抽象的经验主义的概念――诸如存在、或将要存在、或将要在事物内部发生、
[08:24]	in the thing itself, or of the thing itself.	或与事物本身相联系――的矛盾之中。
[08:27]	Yeah, I’ve said that many times.	是啊，这我说过许多遍了。
[08:29]	Boris, we must believe in God.	鲍里斯，我们必须相信上帝。
[08:33]	If I could just see a miracle, just one miracle.	要是我能看到个奇迹就好了，一个奇迹就够了。
[08:37]	If I could see a burning bush, or the seas part, or…	要是我能看到荆棘烧而不毁，或海水分开成大道，或…
[08:42]	Or my Uncle Sasha pick up a check.	或是我的叔叔沙夏捡到张支票。
[08:46]	We should go back downstairs.	我们应该回到楼下去了。
[08:49]	By now the last golden streaks of the sunset	现在，落日最后的金色余晖…
[08:52]	are vanishing behind the western hills.	…正消失于西山之后，
[08:55]	Soon the dark blanket of night shall settle over us all.	不久，夜幕黑色的毯子将笼罩我们所有人。
[09:00]	Hey, you’ve been going to finishing school.	嘿，你上的是女子精修学校吧？
[09:05]	Hey, are you dating any Russians I should know about?	嘿，你是不是应该把你和俄国人约会的事跟我说说？
[09:10]	Well, Minskov has proposed.	唔，明斯科夫向我求过婚，
[09:12]	And he’s very sweet and wealthy.	他很可爱而且富有。
[09:14]	But the age difference is too great. I’m 28 and he’s 81 .	可是年龄差距太大了，我28岁，他81岁。
[09:18]	– Oh, that is big. – When I’m 50, he’ll be 103.	– 噢，那的确够大。 – 当我50岁时，他有103了。
[09:22]	That’s a bad age for a man. They slow up.	那对男人来说，是个很糟糕的年龄，变得行动迟缓。
[09:24]	And Voskovec has made his intentions clear.	沃斯科维克也向我表露过心迹。
[09:27]	But he deals in herring, and he always smells of it.	但他是做鲱鱼生意的，闻起来老是一股鲱鱼味道。
[09:30]	He even bought me herring-scented cologne.	你知道吗？他甚至买给我鲱鱼气味的香水。
[09:33]	That’s probably why the cat follows you around.	真的吗？那大概是为什么猫老围着你转的原因。
[09:35]	Love is everything, Boris.	爱就是一切，鲍里斯。
[09:37]	I wanna meet some man and scale the heights of passion.	我渴望遇见个男人，一同征服激情的高峰，
[09:41]	Some man who embodies the three great aspects of love.	某个能体现爱的三大要素的男人――
[09:45]	Intellectual, spiritual and sensual.	智力上、精神上、和肉体上。
[09:49]	Well, there’s not too many of us around, but it can be done.	嗯，我们当中这样的人可不多啊，不过，你的愿望可以实现的。
[09:53]	– So many women settle cheaply. – I know. Poor things.	– 那么多女人轻易地就出卖了自己。 – 我知道，可怜的人。
[09:57]	– They marry for money. – Money! Well, money.	– 她们为金钱而结婚。 – 金钱！是啊，金钱。
[10:00]	But I feel as though my life would be wasted	但是，我跟你说，我会觉得那仿佛是在浪费我的生命，
[10:03]	if I didn’t love deeply with a man whose mind I respected,	如果我没有深深地爱上一个男人，一个具有令我尊敬的头脑，
[10:07]	whose spirituality equalled mine,	和在精神上与我相当的男人，
[10:09]	and who had the same lustful appetite	他还与我有着同样的对肉欲的激情所产生的
[10:12]	for sensual passion that drives me insane.	难以抑制的贪恋，那简直让我发疯了。
[10:16]	You’re an incredibly complex woman.	你是个不可思议地复杂的女人。
[10:19]	I guess you could say I’m half saint, half whore.	我想你可以这么说：我一半是圣徒，一半是娼妓。
[10:23]	Here’s hoping I get the half that eats.	希望我得到那个能吃东西的一半。
[10:25]	– Boris. – Yes?	– 鲍里斯。 – 什么？
[10:27]	I have a confession to make.	我要向你坦白一件事。
[10:30]	Ever since you and I were little children,	从你我还是很小的孩子的时候起，
[10:33]	I’ve been in love with your brother lvan.	我就一直爱着你的哥哥伊万。
[10:36]	It’s only nat…	那是自然……
[10:38]	Ivan? You’re kidding! He can barely write his name in the ground with a stick.	伊万？你开玩笑！他甚至不能用根棍子在地上把他的名字写全。
[10:43]	He has true animal magnetism.	他具有真正的动物般的磁性。
[10:45]	All that talk about some perfect love and you’re hot for lvan?	动物般的磁性？你谈论了那么多什么完美的爱情，难道你迷上的就是伊万？
[10:48]	– He kissed me. – Any place I should know?	– 他吻过我。 – 可以告诉我在哪里吗？
[10:51]	– It warmed the cockles of my heart. – Great. Nothing like hot cockles.	– 那让我打心底里觉得温暖。 – 真是好极了！要是烫到了更好。
[10:55]	I think he’s going to propose to me.	我想他会求我嫁给他。
[10:57]	But he’s a gambler and a drinker, with a Neanderthal mentality.	可是他是个赌徒，是个酒鬼，他只有尼安德特人的智力。
[11:01]	I mean, I love him like a brother. Just not one of mine.	别误会我，我爱他像兄长一样，只是不是我的兄长。
[11:04]	Do you hear that commotion? What’s going on downstairs?	你听到那喧闹声了吗？楼下发生什么事了？
[11:08]	Have you heard the news? Napoleon has invaded Austria.	你们听到消息了没有？拿破仑入侵了奥地利。
[11:11]	– Why? ls he out of Courvoisier? – A chance to taste the glories of battle.	– 怎么？他的“无痛性胆囊肿大”好啦？ – 这一下，终于有机会去领略战斗的荣誉了。
[11:15]	Check with me when it’s over…	好吧，等结束了告诉我一声，我去游戏室等着……
[11:17]	– No, Boris. You’re going to fight. – You’re gonna have your head examined.	– 不，鲍里斯，你要去参加战斗。 – 我去参加战斗？你要去检查一下你的大脑了。
[11:22]	– We leave the day after tomorrow. – Fellas, I’m a pacifist.	– 我们后天出发。 – 噢，伙计们，我是个和平主义者。
[11:26]	– I don’t believe in war. – He doesn’t believe in war.	– 我不相信战争。 – 他不相信战争！
[11:30]	Napoleon, he believes in war.	拿破仑，可他相信战争。
[11:32]	What are you going to do when the French soldiers rape your sister?	假如法国士兵要强奸你的姐妹，你会怎么做？
[11:36]	– I don’t have one. – That’s no answer.	– 我没有姐妹。 – 那不是回答。
[11:38]	– They won’t rape lvan. They’d throw up. – Don’t disgrace me in front of my friends.	– 他们会强奸谁？伊万吗？他们会吐的。 – 别在我朋友面前让我丢脸！
[11:43]	What good is war? We kill Frenchmen, they kill Russians, then it’s Easter.	战争有什么好处？我们杀死个把法国人，他们杀死个把俄国人，接下来，就是复活节了。
[11:47]	Boris, you’re talking about Mother Russia.	鲍里斯，你不能严肃点吗？你这是在谈论俄罗斯妈妈！
[11:50]	She’s not my mother. My mother wouldn’t let her youngest get shrapnel in his gums.	她不是我的妈妈。我妈妈就站在这里，她可不会让弹片嵌入她的宝贝小儿子的牙龈。
[11:54]	– Get away from me. – I can’t believe what I’m seeing.	– 你给我躲远一点！ – 我简直不敢相信我眼前发生的事！
[11:59]	– He has a yellow streak down his back. – No, it runs across.	– 我们的弟弟有一条黄色的条纹竖在他背上。 – 不，不是竖着的，是横着的。
[12:03]	– Boris, you’re a coward. – Yes, but a militant coward.	– 鲍里斯，你是个胆小鬼！ – 是的，可我只是战斗起来胆小而已。
[12:06]	Boris. Medals… We’ll get medals.	鲍里斯，勋章…我们会赢得勋章的。
[12:10]	Take it easy, lvan. You’ve got to cut down on your raw meat.	放松点，好吗，伊万？你应该减少点生肉的摄入量了。
[12:13]	He’ll go and he’ll fight.	他会去的，他也会战斗的。
[12:15]	And I hope they will put him in the front lines.	我希望他们把他投放到最最前线去。
[12:19]	Thanks a lot, Mum. My mother, folks.	多谢，妈妈。这是我妈妈，各位。
[12:23]	This is crazy. I can’t shoot a gun. I was meant to write poetry.	这简直疯了。我根本不会开枪，写诗才是我的本行。
[12:27]	Sonja, I’m not the army type. I slept with the light on till I was 30.	索尼亚，我不是当兵的料，我到30岁时还要在房间里开着灯睡觉。
[12:31]	I can’t shower with other men.	我无法和其他男人一块儿洗澡。
[12:33]	Friends. My friends.	朋友们，我的朋友们，
[12:37]	On the eve of this glorious occasion, I have an announcement to make.	值此光荣时刻的前夜，我要宣布一个决定。
[12:42]	Because we go into battle, perhaps never to see our loved ones again,	因为我们要去参加战斗，也许再也见不到我们的爱人了。
[12:48]	I wish to announce that tomorrow I intend to marry.	我想宣布，明天我就要结婚了。
[12:53]	I’m going to take as my bride a woman I have grown up with.	我要娶和我一起长大的女人为我的新娘。
[12:59]	Anna lvanova.	安娜・伊凡诺娃。
[13:03]	Ivan.	伊万。
[13:05]	I’m sorry. I should have told you.	对不起，我应该事先告诉你。
[13:11]	I also have an announcement to make.	我也要宣布一个决定！
[13:13]	Tomorrow, I too get married.	明天，我也要结婚了。
[13:17]	I have been proposed to and have accepted the hand of	是的，有人向我求过婚，我已经决定与他携手，
[13:20]	Sergei lvanovich Minskov.	谢尔盖・伊万诺维奇・明斯科夫。
[13:29]	Yes… I mean Leonid Voskovec, the herring merchant.	是啊，啊…我是说…呃… 列奥尼德・沃斯科维克，鲱鱼商人。
[14:47]	You! Get out here!	你！给我出列！
[14:58]	You’re the worst soldier I ever seen.	你是我见过的最差劲的士兵。
[15:02]	– You ignorammus! – Ignoramus, sir.	– 你个浑��无知之徒！ – 是浑噩无知之徒，长官。
[15:05]	– You want a dishonourable discharge? – Yes, sir. Or a furlough.	– 你想被耻辱地开除军籍吗？ – 好的，长官，或者给个休假也成。
[15:09]	Goddamn you! You love Russia, don’t you?	见你的鬼！你热爱俄罗斯，对吗？
[15:11]	– Yessir. – Louder!	– 是的，长官。是的，长官！ – 大声点！
[15:14]	– You like it here? – Yessir!	– 你喜欢这里，对吗？ – 是的，长官！
[15:16]	– You want to make a career in the army? – Well, let’s not get carried away.	– 你想在军队里出人头地，是吗？ – 呃，最好别缺胳膊少腿。
[15:20]	You can clean the mess hall and the latrine!	从现在起，你将负责打扫食堂和厕所！
[15:22]	Yessir. How will I tell the difference?	好的，长官，可我怎么才能区分它们呢？
[15:24]	OK.	难到我了。
[15:26]	One, two! One, two! One, two!	一，二！一，二！一，二！
[15:29]	Three is next, if you’re having any trouble.	下一个是三，要是你数不下去的话。
[16:21]	Naturally, the war affects the herring industry.	很自然，战争影响到了鲱鱼产业。
[16:25]	The ports are blockaded.	港口都被封锁了，
[16:27]	Fresh shipments of the herring become more difficult to obtain.	要运送新鲜的鲱鱼变得越来越困难。
[16:31]	And, of course, when something hurts herring, it hurts me.	当然，如果有什么东西危害到了鲱鱼，那么也一定危害到了我。
[16:36]	What people don’t understand	你看，人们所不了解的是，
[16:39]	is that there are hundreds of types of herring,	存在着数百种的鲱鱼，
[16:42]	each with its own interesting history.	每一种都有它各自有趣的历史。
[16:46]	Sonja. Are you OK?	索尼亚，你没事吧？
[16:51]	Oh, yes.	噢，没事。
[16:53]	But I’ve talked long enough.	但是我唠叨得太多的。
[16:55]	Why don’t you two play, as I have got some important business to attend to?	你们俩为什么不演奏点什么呢？我还有些重要的生意上的事情要处理。
[17:00]	A capital idea.	这主意好极了！
[17:05]	Ready? And a one and a two…	准备好了吗？一…二…
[17:07]	And…	起……
[17:25]	– You stopped. – What would you think	– 你停下来了。 – 要是我跟你说…
[17:27]	if I told you you were one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen?	…你是我见过的最美丽的女人之一，你会怎么认为？
[17:33]	I’d think what a mad fool he is.	我会认为你真是个疯狂的笨蛋啊。
[17:38]	And what would you say if I suddenly put my arms around you?	要是我突然用我的双臂抱住你，你会怎么说？
[17:42]	I’d think what a mad, impetuous fool he is.	我会认为你真是个疯狂而又冲动的笨蛋啊。
[17:46]	And what would you think if I kissed you?	要是我吻你，你会怎么认为？
[17:50]	I’d think what a mad, impetuous, wonderful fool he is.	我会认为你真是个疯狂而又冲动的奇妙的笨蛋。
[17:55]	– Don’t! – I must!	– 不要！ – 我要！
[17:57]	– We just ate. – Your skin, it is so beautiful.	– 我们刚吃完饭。 – 你的肌肤，真是太美了。
[18:00]	Yes, I know. It covers my whole body.	是的，我知道，它包裹了我的全身。
[18:02]	I must have you.	我必须得到你。
[18:05]	No, not on the piano. It’s a rented piano.	不，别在这里，别在钢琴上，这是租来的钢琴。
[18:08]	Darling, my darling, my…	亲爱的，我亲爱的，我……
[18:11]	Sonja!	索尼亚！
[18:13]	Sonja, did you see a jar of wine sauce?	索尼亚，你有没有见到一罐葡萄酒酱汁？
[18:20]	– Come to my quarters tomorrow at three. – I can’t.	– 明天三点去我的住处。 – 不可能。
[18:23]	– Please! – It’s immoral. What time?	– 求你了！ – 这不道德。什么时间？
[18:25]	– Who is to say what is moral? – Morality is subjective.	– 谁能说说什么是道德？ – 道不道德是很主观的。
[18:29]	Subjectivity is objective.	主观性有其客观的一面。
[18:32]	Moral notions imply attributes to substances	道德观包含了本体的属性，
[18:35]	which exist only in relational duality.	而这些本体仅存在于相互联系的对偶性之中。
[18:37]	Not as an essential extension of ontological existence.	但是不能作为一种本体论存在的本质开拓。
[18:41]	Can we not talk about sex so much?	我们别谈论那么多性，行吗？
[18:44]	– I’m terribly sorry. – You’d better go.	– 我十分抱歉！ – 你最好走吧。
[18:47]	– Sonja, please. – No, I mean it.	– 索尼亚，求你了。 – 不，我是认真的。
[18:54]	Men…	弟兄们，
[18:55]	Next week, we leave for the front.	下星期，我们将开赴前线。
[18:59]	The object will be to kill as many Frenchmen as possible.	你们的目标就是尽可能多地杀死法国人。
[19:03]	Naturally, they are going to try and kill as many Russians as possible.	当然，他们也会设法尽可能多地杀死俄国人。
[19:08]	If we kill more Frenchmen, we win.	如果我们干掉更多的法国人，我们就赢了。
[19:11]	If they kill more Russians, they win.	如果他们干掉更多的俄国人，那他们就赢了。
[19:15]	What do we win?	我们赢了什么？
[19:18]	What do we win, Private?	我们赢了什么，大兵？
[19:21]	Imagine your loved ones conquered by Napoleon	设想一下你所爱的人被拿破仑所征服，
[19:25]	and forced to live under French rule.	被迫生活在法国人的统治之下，
[19:27]	Do you want them to eat that rich food and those heavy sauces?	你希望他们吃那些丰富的大餐和那些重口味的调料吗？
[19:31]	No.	不希望。
[19:33]	Do you want them to have souffle every meal and croissant?	你愿意他们每顿都吃 “疏芙蕾”【一种疏松烤点】和牛角面包吗？
[19:37]	No.	不愿意。
[19:39]	Men, since you are all getting a three-day furlough before going into battle,	好了，弟兄们，由于你们在投入战场之前，都有三天的休假，
[19:44]	we would like to show you this little hygiene play.	我希望你们看一下这出卫生短剧。
[19:50]	Goodbye. I hope you had a good time.	再见。我希望你玩得很开心。
[19:54]	I did. I had a good time.	是的，我是玩得很开心。
[19:57]	What’s this sore on my lip? I’d better see the doctor.	噢，我的嘴唇怎么这么疼？我最好去看一下医生。
[20:03]	Doc, I have this sore on my lip.	大夫，我嘴唇上很疼。
[20:05]	– You have a social disease, my friend. – Oh, my God.	– 你染上了花柳病，我的朋友。 – 噢，我的上帝！
[20:08]	If you do not treat it, you will go blind.	如果你不治疗，你会失明的，
[20:11]	Or insane!	或者发疯！
[20:16]	Well, men. That is the end of the play.	好了，弟兄们，戏就演到这里。
[20:20]	Have a good time on your furlough, but look after yourselves!	祝你们假期愉快，但是千万悠着点！
[20:24]	– Well, what did you think of the play? – It was weak. I was never interested.	– 我说，你觉得这短剧怎么样？ – 呃…很弱，我一点也不感兴趣。
[20:28]	Although the doctor was played with gusto.	尽管那医生的角色演得热情而富有活力。
[20:30]	The girl had a delightful cameo role.	那姑娘演了个令人愉快的小配角。
[20:33]	A satire of contemporary mores, a spoof aimed more at the heart than the head.	这是一出当代习俗的公园讽刺剧，一种滑稽的戏仿，与其用脑子不如用心去看。
[20:37]	I’m planning to spend the next three days in a brothel.	我么，下面三天打算逛逛窑子。
[20:40]	– Can’t you come with me? – No. I went to a brothel once in my life.	– 你不想和我一起去吗？ – 不，不想，我一生中只去过一次窑子。
[20:44]	I got hiccups. It was over like that.	我冷呃打个不停，你知道，没开始就结束了。
[20:46]	And there’s someone I must see in Saint Petersburg.	再者说，我想到圣彼得堡去见一个人。
[20:49]	Well, have fun.	好吧，玩得开心。
[20:54]	I think the Magic Flute is Mozart’s greatest opera.	我认为《魔笛》是莫扎特最伟大的歌剧。
[20:59]	It’s a hell of an opera, isn’t it? Do they sell popcorn?	是啊，这出歌剧实在太棒了，不是吗？这儿有卖爆米花或水果软糖之类的吗？
[21:02]	We’re so delighted you decided to spend your furlough with us.	你决定假期和我们一起过，我们太高兴了。
[21:05]	You were always our favourite nephew.	你知道，你一直是我们最喜欢侄儿，
[21:07]	Even though you are an incredible coward.	即使你是个令人难以置信的懦夫。
[21:10]	Thank you so much.	啊哈，太谢谢你了，谢谢。
[21:13]	Any news of cousin Sonja?	索尼亚表妹有什么消息吗？
[21:15]	Only that she and Voskovec are unhappy and she takes lovers.	只听说她和沃斯科维克过得很不幸福，她有了相好。
[21:19]	– She takes uppers? – Lovers.	– 她有了兴奋剂？ – 情人。
[21:22]	Oh, lovers.	噢，情人，情人。
[21:24]	Hey. Who is that?	嘿，那是谁？
[21:29]	That’s the Countess Alexandrovna.	那是亚历山德罗芙娜伯爵夫人，
[21:32]	One of the most enticing women in Saint Petersburg.	圣彼得堡最迷人的女人之一。
[21:36]	Ample bosoms, yes?	胸部很丰盈，是吗？
[21:38]	I’d say ample for a regiment.	我得说丰盈得足够给一个团的了。
[21:40]	She’s recently widowed.	她最近寡居了。
[21:42]	They say her husband, the Count, died in her arms	他们说她丈夫，那个伯爵，为了满足她那…
[21:45]	trying to satisfy her prodigious sexual desires.	…超常的性欲，而死在了她的怀里。
[21:49]	No kidding! Died smiling, I bet.	别开玩笑！我想他一定含笑而去。
[21:53]	Who’s the character with her with the wry moustache?	那个和她在一起的留着翘胡子的人是谁？
[21:56]	That’s Anton lvanovich Lebedokov, her current lover.	那是安东・伊万诺维奇・列比多科夫，她目前的情人。
[22:00]	Although the way she’s staring at you…	尽管她盯着你看的眼神……
[22:02]	I could work something out with him.	是啊，我知道我可以考虑和他一起完成件事。
[22:04]	I’d let him warm her up. I could come in and finish her.	我让他先用几分钟给她热热身，到最后我再加入进去而让她高潮。
[22:08]	You must be careful of Anton lvanovich. He has a furious temper.	你一定要小心安东・伊万诺维奇，他的脾气非常火爆。
[22:13]	– Really? – He has killed several men in duels.	– 真的吗？ – 他已经在决斗中杀死了好几个人，
[22:16]	All in a jealous rage over the Countess.	都是因为出于对伯爵夫人的嫉妒之火。
[22:19]	Glad you mentioned it. Think I’ll watch the opera.	很高兴你提醒我。我想我要看歌剧了。
[23:18]	Ah, there is something about Mozart!	啊，莫扎特真了不起啊！
[23:21]	Well, I think you’re probably responding to his music.	呃，我想你这大概是对他音乐的反应吧。
[23:26]	Couldn’t you be careful?	你不能当心点吗？
[23:30]	I believe…	我相信……
[23:32]	I believe that the lobby of…	我相信圣彼得堡……
[23:36]	I believe that the lobby of the St Pete…	我相信圣彼得堡歌剧院的…
[23:41]	Opera House is one of the most beautiful in Europe.	…休息厅是欧洲最美的休息厅之一。
[23:47]	Who is this attractive and mysterious soldier?	这个富有魅力的神秘的士兵是谁呢？
[23:50]	Boris Grushenko.	鲍里斯・格鲁申科。
[23:53]	– Sorry. I goosed that lady. – He has quite a sensitive face.	– 对不起。我戳了那位夫人的屁股一下。 – 你长着张相当敏感的脸，是不是？
[23:56]	That’s the part of me that shows.	那是我表露在外的部分。
[23:58]	Grushenko. Isn’t he the young coward all Saint Petersburg is talking about?	格鲁申科？他不是整个圣彼得堡都在谈论的那个年轻的胆小鬼吗？
[24:03]	– Not so young. I’m 35. – The one so afraid for his own safety,	– 不算太年轻，我35岁了。 – 就是那个太担心他自己的安危，
[24:06]	he won’t defend his country?	而不愿意保家卫国的家伙？
[24:08]	He is in a bad mood. Don’t you like your seats?	他现在情绪不好，不是吗？怎么啦，你不喜欢你的座位吗？
[24:12]	You must visit me for tea. I’m sure we’d have a lot to talk about.	你应该抽空来找我喝喝茶，我肯定我们有很多东西可以谈谈。
[24:15]	OK. I’ll bring the tea bags.	我没问题，我会带茶叶袋来。
[24:17]	We could run a check on your erogenous zones.	我们可以快速地检查一下你的性感部位。
[24:20]	– What about the dybbuk? – Why do you always taunt me in public?	– 可这个恶鬼怎么办？ – 你为什么总是当众嘲弄我？
[24:25]	If you so much as come near the Countess,	要是你胆敢再挨近伯爵夫人一步，
[24:28]	I’ll see that you never see daylight again.	我保证你再也见不到日光了。
[24:30]	If a man said that to me, I’d break his neck!	要是一个男人这样跟我说话，我会拧断他的脖子！
[24:33]	– I am a man. – Well, I mean a much shorter man.	– 我就是男人。 – 唔，我是说一个矮得多的男人。
[24:39]	Boris! Boris Dimitrovitch!	鲍里斯！鲍里斯・德米特罗维奇！
[24:42]	Sonja!	索尼亚！
[24:48]	Look at you. You look so handsome in your uniform.	看看你，穿着军装，你看上去帅呆了。
[24:51]	I got a perfect build for clothes. I’m a 28 dwarf.	我的身材穿什么衣服都好看，我是个28号的侏儒【？】。
[24:54]	And you, Sonja, you look more beautiful standing here than you do in person.	你，索尼亚，天哪，你站在这里看上去也比你私下里漂亮得多。
[24:59]	– Oh, Boris, I’m so unhappy. – I wish you weren’t.	– 噢，鲍里斯，我很不幸福。 – 我想也是。
[25:02]	Voskovec and I quarrel frequently.	沃斯科维克和我经常争吵。
[25:04]	– I’ve become a scandal. – Poor Sonja.	– 我已经成了丑闻。 – 可怜的索尼亚。
[25:07]	I’ve been visiting Seretsky in his room.	过去几个星期，我一直去塞雷茨基的房间。
[25:10]	Why? What’s in his room?	为什么？他房间里怎么啦？噢……
[25:14]	And before Seretsky, Alexei. And before Alexei, Alegorian.	塞雷茨基之前是阿历克塞，阿历克塞之前是阿历戈利安，
[25:17]	– And before Alegorian, Asimov. – OK!	– 阿历戈利安之前是阿西莫夫。 – 行了！
[25:20]	Wait! I’m still on the A’s.	别价！“阿”我还没报完呢。
[25:22]	– How many lovers do you have? – In the midtown area?	– 你找了多少个情人啊？ – 仅市中心区的？
[25:26]	– Oh, Sonja. – Boris, my life is ruined. Over.	– 噢，索尼亚。 – 鲍里斯，我的生活毁了，结束了。
[25:30]	I can’t stand Voskovec.	我受不了沃斯科维克。
[25:33]	His mentality has reduced all the beauty of the world to a small pickled fish.	他已经弱智到如此程度，世间所有美好的东西都抵不过一条小小的咸鱼。
[25:38]	Sonja, you need somebody to take you away from Voskovec.	索尼亚，你现在需要的是有个人领着你离开沃斯科维克，
[25:41]	Someone who loves you. Someone who’s always loved you and cared for you.	一个爱你的人，一个一直深深地爱着你并关心着你的人。
[25:47]	How is your brother lvan?	你哥哥伊万怎么样？
[25:50]	– Ivan’s all right. – Yes? lvan is well?	– 伊万…也不错。 – 是吗？伊万不错？
[25:55]	Ivan’s a tiger. He did his basic training in two weeks. Became a major.	你知道伊万很猛，他接受了两星期的基本训练，然后直接晋升为少校。
[25:59]	– Does he ever speak of me? – Sonja, he’s busy.	– 他有提起过我没？ – 索尼亚，他忙得很，你知道。
[26:02]	Well, he must! He must speak of me sometimes.	但是，他应该提起我！他一定时不时地提起我，他一定的！
[26:05]	Take it easy, will you? This is army property.	放松点，行吗？这制服是部队的财产。
[26:08]	He… Once he was sick… He was delirious. He called your name out.	他…他有一次病了，他神志不清，他喊过你的名字。
[26:12]	Really? Then there’s hope.	真的吗？这么说有希望。
[26:15]	Look. Tomorrow, my regiment pulls out. We’re going to the front.	听着，明天，我的部队就要出发了，我们将开赴前线。
[26:19]	We’re outnumbered by the French. It’s unlikely that any of us will come back.	我们的人数远不敌法国人。我们能活着回来的可能性微乎其微。
[26:23]	– Exactly what did he say about me? – Sonja!	– 他究竟说了我些什么？ – 索尼亚！
[26:27]	Now, where did you say you were going? Oh, yes, the war. Well…	噢，你说你要去哪儿来着？噢，对，噢，对，是战争。那么…呃……
[26:32]	Dress warmly, Boris, and have a nice time.	穿暖和点，鲍里斯，祝你愉快。
[26:45]	The idea is not to panic and run, then they shoot you in the back.	重要的是不要惊慌，不要逃跑，不然他们会从背后向你射击。
[26:49]	I don’t want to be trampled by a horse. And you, Boris?	我可不希望被马践踏。你呢，鲍里斯？
[26:52]	I wouldn’t mind. I don’t even want to fight.	是啊，我希望被马践踏。我甚至都不愿意参加战斗！
[26:55]	It’s no different living under the Tsar or Napoleon.	你以为生活在沙皇还是拿破仑之下会有什么区别吗？
[26:58]	They’re both crooks. The Tsar’s taller.	他们都是骗子，只是沙皇个子高点。
[27:01]	If you don’t like Napoleon and you don’t like the Tsar,	既然你既不喜欢拿破仑，又不喜欢沙皇，
[27:04]	who do you think should run the country?	那么你认为谁应该来治理这个国家呢？
[27:06]	– Do you really wanna know? The serfs. – Oh, the serfs.	– 你真的想知道吗？那些农奴。 – 哦，农奴。
[27:09]	Only they know how to do things.	没错，只有他们才懂得去做一些事情。
[27:12]	A fence needs putting up, it’s always the serfs.	哪个篱笆需要扎一下了，哪幅画需要挂一下了，都靠的是农奴。
[27:15]	He wants the serfs to run the country.	哈哈，他希望农奴来治理这个国家。
[27:18]	Why not the criminal element? Or the Jews?	为什么不是那些罪犯？或犹太人？
[27:22]	Some Jews are smart. Though I hear their women don’t practise sex after marriage.	有的犹太人很聪明的，尽管我听说他们的女人结婚后就不再行房事了。
[27:26]	– Are you married, Boris? – Me? No.	– 你结婚了吗，鲍里斯？ – 我？没有。
[27:28]	– You got a sweetheart? – No. I’m in love with a girl. She’s married.	– 你有没有心上人呢？ – 不，没有。我爱上了一个姑娘，她和别的人结婚了。
[27:33]	She’s in love with someone and he’s married. It’s a real healthy situation.	她又爱上了某个人，可是他结过婚，这真是很健康的情形。
[27:37]	Hey, look, Boris. Look.	嘿，你瞧，鲍里斯，瞧！
[27:39]	– What have you got there? – I got a lock of my wife’s hair.	– 你想拿什么？ – 我保存着我妻子的一缕头发，你瞧。
[27:42]	A lock of her hair. Jeez, she’s probably running around bald.	她的一缕头发！天呐，她也许秃着脑袋跑来跑去了吧？
[27:46]	Don’t drop it. Have you got a lock of your sweetheart’s hair?	别弄掉了，别弄掉了！你有你心上人的一缕头发吗？
[27:50]	No. She’s married. But I got a lock of her husband’s hair.	没有，我心上人她结婚了，我最多只能搞到她丈夫的一缕头发。
[27:59]	Boy, this army cooking’ll get you every time.	天呐，这样的军队烹饪法每次都令你心惊肉跳！
[28:02]	There’s Visinksy. He was from my village.	那个是维辛斯基，我们村子上的。
[28:05]	– He was the village idiot. – Yeah, what did you do? Place?	– 他是我们村的头号白痴。 – 是啊，你怎么样？排第二？
[28:09]	Oh, God is testing us.	噢，上帝在考验/测验我们。
[28:13]	If he’s gonna test us, why doesn’t he give us a written?	要是他想测验我们，为什么他不给我们做笔试？
[28:53]	Wow! The battle looks completely different in the middle of it	哇哦！这战场从置身于其间的士兵们的角度…
[28:56]	than it does to the generals up on the hill.	…和从山上将军们的角度看起来完全不一样啊。
[29:21]	Hey, get your red-hots.	嘿，想要热肠卷吗？
[29:24]	– You got anything to drink? – The guy with the beer’s coming.	– 有什么喝的没有？ – 没有，卖啤酒的马上过来了。
[29:28]	You got something smaller than that? I just started.	咳，哥们，你没有小钱吗？我才开张啊！
[29:53]	We started the battle with 12,000 men.	战斗开始时，我们有12000人，
[29:56]	When it was over, we had 14 survivors.	当它结束时，我们只有14名幸存者。
[29:58]	We got a message from the Tsar saying “Keep up the good work.”	我们收到条沙皇的口信，他说：“继续保持良好战绩。”
[30:02]	That night, as I was burying bodies, I had another mystical experience.	那天晚上，在我掩埋遗体时，我又经历了一次神秘的体验。
[30:07]	Mercifully, God was on our side.	感谢仁慈的上帝，他在我们一边。
[30:09]	It could have gone a lot worse if he wasn’t. It might have rained.	是啊，我肯定要是他不在我们一边，情况会糟糕得多，说不定会下雨。
[30:13]	Grushenko!	格鲁申科！
[30:15]	– Vladimir Maximovitch. You’re alive. – No, I’m dead. Look at this hole.	– 弗拉基米尔・马克西莫维奇，你还活着！ – 不，我已经死了。瞧瞧这洞。
[30:20]	– Oh, does it hurt? – I feel nothing.	– 噢，那很疼吗？ – 没什么感觉。
[30:23]	You don’t look so bad for a guy who’s dead. I think it agrees with you.	对一个死人来说，你看上去不算太糟，实际上比你活着的时候精神。我想上帝待你不薄。
[30:28]	– Listen, do me a favour. – Anything.	– 听着，帮我个忙好吗？ – 当然，乐意效劳。
[30:30]	This engagement ring, I was gonna give it to my girlfriend. A surprise.	这枚订婚戒指，我本来是准备给我女朋友的，想给她个意外的惊喜。
[30:34]	– You want me to give it to her? – No, what’s the point?	– 噢，你想让我转交给她？ – 不，为什么要转交给她？
[30:37]	Take it back to the jeweller’s in Smolensk. Vladimir Petroshnik.	把它退还给斯摩棱斯克的珠宝商，弗拉基米尔・彼得罗什尼克，
[30:42]	Tell him I’m dead and get a refund.	告诉他我死了，想要回我的定金。
[30:44]	– OK. What did you give him for this? – 1600 roubles.	– 噢，好的，当然。为此你给了他多少钱？ – 1600卢布。
[30:47]	– For this you gave him 1600 roubles? – This is a diamond with two baguettes…	– 就这你给了他1600卢布？ – 这是钻石的，这儿还有两颗长形宝石……
[30:52]	This is insane! I could have gotten you this ring for 1200.	我知道。这简直疯了！我1200卢布就可以给你搞到枚。
[30:55]	– Never that ring. Never. – The exact same ring.	– 不，不可能是这种戒指，绝不可能！ – 一样的戒指，一模一样！
[30:58]	Anyway. Listen, take the deposit.	听着，算了，你听着，你拿回定金，
[31:01]	– Go to Kiev. – Right.	– 然后去基辅， – 好的。
[31:03]	– Give it to a woman, Natasha Petrovna. – Right. OK.	– 把钱交给一个名叫娜塔莎・彼得罗芙娜的女人。 – 好的，没问题。
[31:06]	Get a receipt. Make sure you get a receipt.	要一张收据，一定要记得要一张收据！
[31:08]	– Why do you need that? You’re dead. – Tax purposes.	– 要收据有什么用？你已经死了！ – 因为税的原因。
[31:11]	Oh! Good thinking.	噢！想得真周到！
[31:15]	– What happened? – He was cleaning his pistol. It went off.	– 出什么事了？ – 他当时正在擦手枪，枪走火了，
[31:18]	– The bullet has lodged in his heart. – Is it serious?	– 子弹射入了他的心脏。 – 严重吗？
[31:22]	With proper medical care, he could last another ten minutes.	在正确的医疗救护下，他大概可以再多活十分钟。
[31:28]	Why were you cleaning your pistol?	为什么？为什么你要擦你的手枪？
[31:32]	I was going to fight a duel to defend your honour.	为了维护你的名誉，我要去决斗。
[31:37]	A Turkish cavalry officer cast aspersions on it.	有个土耳其骑兵军官在恶意诽谤你。
[31:41]	He said you were sleeping around.	他说你人尽可夫。
[31:44]	I knew he was lying, that you were pure.	我知道他在撒谎，我知道你很纯洁。
[32:00]	Yes, well…	是的，呃……
[32:02]	Leonid, I know I could have been a better wife to you.	列奥尼德，我知道作为妻子，我本应该对你更好一点，
[32:05]	Kinder. I could have made love with you more often.	更温柔一点，我本应该和你做爱更频繁一点，
[32:09]	– Or once, even. – Once would have been nice.	– 至少应该一次吧。 – 一次就很好了。
[32:12]	You were a kind and loving husband.	你是个好心的、可爱的丈夫，
[32:16]	Generous and always considerate.	非常大方，总是体贴入微。
[32:19]	What’s he got? About eight minutes?	他还剩多少时间？有八分钟吗？
[32:21]	I think I’m slow. He’s got about three.	我想我的表慢了，他大概还有三分钟。
[32:25]	Swimming out to the open sea like the great wild herring.	我要像伟大的野生鲱鱼那样，游向那宽阔的海洋。
[32:33]	I realise this must be a great blow to you, Sonja.	我知道这对你一定是个沉重的打击，索尼亚，
[32:37]	But you must not allow yourself to be consumed with grief.	但是你千万别沉湎于悲痛而不能自拔。
[32:42]	The dead pass on,	死者已逝，
[32:45]	and life is for the living.	生者要好好活着。
[32:48]	I guess you’re right.	我想你说得对。
[32:50]	Where do you wanna eat?	你们想去哪儿吃饭？
[32:52]	– Let’s go to Rykoffs. – No, no, no.	– 我们去“利考夫饭店”吧。 – 不，不，不。
[32:55]	– Why? – I feel like meat, not a cheese sandwich.	– 为什么不？ – 我想吃肉，而不是什么乳酪三明治。
[32:58]	It’s not good for your health.	那有害你的健康！我不敢相信。
[33:00]	There’s a tavern at the edge of the square makes a sausage that’s wonderful.	广场旁边有家餐馆，那儿做的香肠棒极了。
[33:04]	Meanwhile, the war continued.	与此同时，战争还在继续。
[33:06]	My regiment had been wiped out and I found myself lost behind enemy lines.	我的部队损失惨重，我发现我昏了头，落在了敌后。
[33:13]	I panicked, and hid where I could.	我惊慌失措，找了个能躲的地方躲了起来。
[33:15]	Then I fainted.	然后我就晕了过去。
[33:17]	When I came to, I realised I had made a terrible mistake.	当我醒过来时，我意识到我犯了一个可怕的错误。
[33:59]	As fate would have it, I landed on a group of French generals,	正所谓人算不如天算，我落到了一堆法国将军之间，
[34:02]	causing their immediate surrender, and making me a hero.	致使他们立即投降，而我则成了英雄。
[34:05]	My brother lvan was not so lucky. He was a fatality of war.	我哥哥伊万却没这么幸运，他成了阵亡者之一。
[34:10]	He had been bayoneted to death by a Polish conscientious objector.	他是被一个拒服兵役的波兰人用刺刀捅死的。
[34:21]	You’re praying for lvan?	你是在为伊万祈祷吗？
[34:23]	Yes. Your husband.	是的，你的丈夫。
[34:26]	I loved him, as you know.	我爱他，这你知道。
[34:29]	I wanted you to have some of his possessions.	我想让你保留一些他的遗物。
[34:33]	How kind.	你太好了！
[34:36]	I kept his sword, and gold watch.	我留下了他的剑和金表。
[34:42]	But, here,	但是，这个，
[34:44]	I’m giving you his moustache.	我把他的胡子留给你。
[34:48]	I’ll cherish it.	我会珍惜的。
[34:50]	Also,	还有，
[34:53]	some string.	一些绳子。
[34:55]	Ivan saved string.	伊万喜欢收集绳子。
[34:57]	I know. It was one of the reasons why I loved him.	我知道，这也是我爱他的原因之一。
[35:02]	I understand that.	这我理解。
[35:05]	I loved him for his string, too.	我爱他也是因为他的绳子。
[35:08]	Anything else for me?	还有什么东西给我吗？
[35:12]	I thought we should divide his letters.	我想我们应该分一下他的信件/字母。
[35:17]	Do you want the vowels or the consonants?	你是喜欢元音字母还是辅音字母？
[35:20]	His vowels.	我要元音，
[35:22]	You keep the consonants.	你留着辅音。
[35:26]	Life is unbearable.	世事艰难！
[35:30]	– So we meet again. – Countess Alexandrovna.	– 这么说我们又见面了。 – 亚历山德罗芙娜伯爵夫人。
[35:35]	I wish there was a way to thank you for what you’ve done for Russia.	我希望有什么方式可以让我对你为俄罗斯所做的贡献表示谢意。
[35:39]	– I may be able to think of something. – Maybe we could meet in my room later.	– 我也许可以想到些方式。 – 也许今晚晚些时候可以在我房间里会一会。
[35:44]	As you wish. How’s five minutes?	悉听尊便。五分钟怎么样？
[35:46]	Well. What have we here?	乖乖，我们看到谁啦？
[35:49]	– Still dating laughing boy, huh? – Back from the war, I see.	– 噢，还在和笑柄小子约会，哈？ – 从战场回来啦，我看。
[35:52]	I’d have stayed longer, but they ran out of medals.	是的，我本来可以呆得更久一些，可是他们的勋章不够发了。
[35:55]	I understand your heroism was quite inadvertent.	我知道你的英雄事迹实际上是歪打正着。
[35:59]	You should have such inadvertent heroism.	哼，你倒是歪打正着个这样的英雄事迹看看。
[36:02]	– Are you still talking to this strutting ass? – Careful. It’s a trick question.	– 你想浪费时间和这个洋洋自得的蠢驴谈下去吗？ – 小心，我认为这是个阴险的问题。
[36:07]	Fetch my carriage, Lebedokov. I’ll join you momentarily.	去叫我马车过来，安东・列比多科夫，我马上跟你走！
[36:12]	Nice seeing you again, Quasimodo.	很高兴再见到你，夸西莫多！
[36:15]	– My room at midnight? – Perfect. Will you be there, too?	– 午夜，我的房间？ – 好极了。你也会在那儿吧？
[36:18]	– Naturally. – Until midnight, then.	– 当然。 – 那么午夜见。
[36:21]	Midnight.	午夜见。
[36:24]	– Make it a quarter to twelve. – Midnight.	– 还是十二点差一刻吧？ – 半夜。
[36:27]	– Midnight. – Boris, you hardly touched your blini!	– 半夜，当然。 – 鲍里斯，你怎么在摸你的【俄式】薄煎饼！
[36:30]	Yes, well… I’ve been sick, you know…	噢，是的，嗯…我病了，你知道……
[36:37]	Come in!	进来！
[36:47]	How do you like it?	你觉得怎么样？
[36:49]	It’s all right. I prefer something sexy, but…	还不错，我喜欢性感点的，可是……
[36:53]	Would you like some wine? Something to put you in the mood.	你想喝点酒吗？那能调节一下你的情绪。
[36:58]	Oh, I’ve been in the mood since the late 1700s.	噢，从十七世纪晚期起，我就已经调节好了情绪。
[37:03]	You’re disgusting, but I love you.	你好恶心啊，不过我喜欢你！
[37:06]	Well, my disgustingness is my best feature.	是啊，我的恶心之处正是我的极品特色。
[37:11]	It must be lonely at the front.	在前线一定寂寞难耐。
[37:13]	How long has it been since you’ve made love to a woman?	你多长时间没和女人做过爱啦？
[37:17]	What’s today? Monday, Tuesday…	呃…今天星期几？星期一，星期二……
[37:20]	– Two years.	– Two years. You do remember how? – 有两年了。 – 两年了？你应该还记得怎么做吧？
[37:24]	Well, if you start me, it’ll all come back.	嗯，如果你起个头，一切都会回想起来的。
[37:31]	Remember that?	还记得这个吗？
[37:33]	Yes. That was just like kissing, right?	记得，这是所谓的接吻，对吗？
[37:51]	You’re the greatest lover I’ve ever had.	你是我遇见过的最棒的情人。
[37:54]	Well, I practise a lot when I’m alone.	是啊，我独自一人时练习颇多。
[38:06]	– Shall we say pistols at dawn? – We can say it. What does it mean?	– 在清晨我们说手枪怎么样？ – 我们可以这么说，尽管我不知道这什么意思，但是我们可以这么说。
[38:11]	You have insulted the Countess’ honour.	你玷污了亚历山德罗芙娜伯爵夫人的名誉。
[38:13]	– Why? I let her finish first. – Her seconds will call on you.	– 为什么？我让她先来的高潮。 – 她会要求你给她第二拨。
[38:16]	– Seconds? I never gave her seconds. – My seconds will call on your seconds.	– 第二拨？我没给过她第二拨。 – 作为她的未婚夫，我的第二拨会要求你的第二拨。
[38:21]	My seconds will be out. Have ’em call on my thirds.	唔，我不会有第二拨，要求我的第三拨好了。
[38:24]	If my thirds are out, go to my fourths.	如果第三拨我也没有，直接找我的第四拨。【？】
[38:28]	He’s serious! You must meet him on the field of honour.	鲍里斯，他是认真的！你一定要在决斗场和他会面。
[38:31]	I’m not gonna duel with him. He’s a marksman and a killer.	我才不跟他决斗呢，他枪法很好，是个杀手。
[38:34]	– Your honour is at stake! – Hey, what is this? Slap Boris Day?	– 那你的名誉就完了！ – 嘿，怎么回事？今天是“掴鲍里斯日”？
[38:38]	You are a war hero. Surely a duel with Anton Lebedokov is nothing to fear?	你是战斗英雄，和安东・列比多科夫来场决斗肯定没什么可怕的？
[38:43]	Look, I just don’t wanna waste a good bullet.	噢，你瞧，我只是不想浪费一颗宝贵的子弹。
[38:45]	The kid’s rash. I’ll drop by later, give him a chance to apologise.	这孩子太鲁莽了，他不知道自己说了什么，过后我会去拜访他，给他个道歉的机会，
[38:50]	If he doesn’t, I’ll move to Finland.	要是他不道歉，那我只好移居芬兰了。
[39:01]	Guess who.	猜猜是谁？
[39:04]	Oh, I’d know those hands anywhere.	噢，我应该知道这双手的。
[39:06]	It’s Old Nehamkin.	是老内汉姆金。
[39:08]	No. It’s…	不，我是……
[39:11]	– Boris! – Yes. How are you?	– 鲍里斯！ – 对，你好吗？
[39:13]	– I brought you a present. – What?	– 我给你带了件礼物。 – 什么？噢，什么？
[39:16]	You know those earrings you always wanted? The long ones?	你还记得那对你一直想要的耳环吗？很长的那一对？
[39:19]	Thank you, cousin Boris.	谢谢你，鲍里斯表哥。
[39:21]	Twice removed. By tomorrow morning, I may be removed completely.	隔了两代的。不过到明天早上，我们也许会彻底隔开了。
[39:25]	What is it? You look so worried.	出什么事了？你看上去很焦虑。
[39:28]	Sonja, are you scared of dying?	索尼亚，你害怕死亡吗？
[39:31]	Scared is the wrong word.	“害怕”这词用得不对，
[39:34]	I’m frightened of it.	我恐惧死亡。
[39:36]	It’s an interesting distinction.	这个区别很有意思。
[39:40]	If only God would give me some sign.	要是上帝能给我些暗示就好了，
[39:43]	If he would just speak to me once.	哪怕就跟我谈一次话。
[39:45]	Anything. One sentence. Two words. If he would just cough.	什么都行，一个句子，两个单词，甚至就只咳嗽一声。
[39:50]	Of course there’s a God. We’re made in his image.	上帝当然存在，我们就是按他的模样创造的。
[39:55]	You think I was made in God’s image? You think he wears glasses?	你认为我是按上帝的模样创造的？看看我，你认为他也戴眼镜？
[39:58]	– Not with those frames. – Nothingness.	– 不会用那样的镜框。 – 虚无。
[40:04]	Non-existence.	不存在。
[40:06]	Black emptiness.	黑暗的空虚。
[40:09]	– What did you say? – Oh, I was just planning my future.	– 你在说什么？ – 噢，我只是在规划我的未来。
[40:13]	Why are you so preoccupied with death?	为什么你那么专注于死亡？
[40:15]	Sit down with me for a second.	和我一起坐一会儿。
[40:17]	Sonja, tomorrow morning I’m gonna fight a duel with Anton Lebedokov.	索尼亚，明天早晨，我就要和安东・列比多科夫决斗了。
[40:21]	He’s much better than I am at it and I’ll probably be killed.	他对此比我精通得多，我很有可能被杀死。
[40:26]	In case I don’t see you again, I wanted to say that I love you.	万一我再也见不到你了，我现在就想说我爱你。
[40:30]	– Boris! – I’ve loved you ever since we were kids.	– 鲍里斯！ – 打我们还是孩子起，我就一直爱着你。
[40:32]	I was heartbroken when you loved lvan.	你说你爱伊万，我心都碎了，可我还是爱你。
[40:35]	Why didn’t you say something?	你为什么不说出来？
[40:37]	– Would it have mattered? – Oh, of course not, darling.	– 说出来会有什么用吗？ – 噢，当然也没什么用，亲爱的。
[40:40]	If, by some miracle, I’m not killed tomorrow, would you marry me?	假如出于某种奇迹，我明天没有死，你愿意嫁给我吗？
[40:46]	What do you think the odds are?	你觉得你活下来的可能性有多大？
[40:49]	To die before the harvest…	噢，天哪，在收获来临之前逝去……
[40:53]	The crops, the grains. Fields of rippling wheat.	那庄稼，那谷物，那翻滚着麦浪的田野。
[40:57]	Wheat. All there is in life is wheat.	麦子，只有象征着生命的麦子。
[41:01]	Sonja, here’s your chance to do something kind for a dying boy.	索尼亚，这是你行善的机会，为一个行将死去的人。
[41:05]	But I don’t really love Boris. I mean, I love him, but I’m not in love with him.	可是我并不真爱鲍里斯。我是说，我爱他，但是我现在没有爱上他。
[41:10]	Oh, wheat! Lots of wheat! Fields of wheat.	噢，麦子！有好多麦子！重重的麦田！
[41:13]	A tremendous amount of wheat!	量大得惊人的麦子！
[41:16]	And yet, he loves me. And he would make a devoted husband.	可是他爱我，他会成为一个全心全意的丈夫。
[41:19]	Not too exciting, but devoted. We’d have a family. Maybe we could rent one.	尽管不太令人兴奋，但他会全心全意。我们会有个家庭，也许不是我们自己的，但是我们可以租一个。
[41:24]	I could learn to love him. Me, Boris and six rented children.	我可以学着爱他。我、鲍里斯、还有六个租来的孩子。
[41:27]	Or would I feel trapped? Suffocated? Can’t breathe?	我会感到自己深陷囹圄吗？我会感到窒息、难以呼吸吗？
[41:31]	Open a window! No, not that one! The one in the bathroom.	快把窗子打开！不，不，不是那扇！是卫生间里的那扇！
[41:35]	Yellow wheat. Red wheat. Wheat with feathers. Cream of wheat.	黄色的麦子，红色的麦子，长者羽毛的麦子，麦子的精华。
[41:39]	Poor boy, duelling with Anton Lebedokov.	可怜的孩子，去和安东・列比多科夫决斗。
[41:42]	By tomorrow, my beloved cousin Boris will look like a Swiss cheese.	明天早晨的这个时候，我亲爱的的表哥鲍里斯看上去将会像块“瑞士干酪”般邦邦硬了。
[41:46]	Promise him anything, make him happy for a night.	答应他的一切要求，让他度过幸福的一夜。
[41:49]	Oh! Or would I feel trapped? Suffocated? My youth gone?	噢！我会感到自己深陷囹圄吗？我会感到窒息吗？青春一去不返，
[41:53]	Living with a Swiss cheese and rented children.	同一块“瑞士干酪” 和租来的孩子们生活在一起？
[41:56]	Of course I’ll marry you, Boris. It would be an honour for me.	我当然愿意嫁给你，鲍里斯。对我来说，我深感光荣。
[42:04]	This Anton Lebedokov, he is a good shot, isn’t he?	呃…那个安东・列比多科夫，他的枪法很准，对吗？
[42:08]	– I’m afraid so. – Well,	– 恐怕是的。 – 好吧，
[42:10]	since this may be your last night on earth,	既然这也许是你在这世上的最后一个晚上，
[42:13]	Let’s go back to my room and make love.	让我们回到我的房间里做爱去吧。
[42:17]	Nice idea. I’ll bring the soy sauce.	噢，好主意啊！我去拿酱油来。
[42:53]	At last. You’re late, Grushenko. We thought you weren’t coming.	你终于来了啊！你晚了，鲍里斯・格鲁申科，我们以为你不会来了呢。
[42:57]	– Well, I overslept. – Can you be so relaxed and confident?	– 唔，我睡过头了。 – 你会那么放松而又自信吗？
[43:01]	I hate to shoot anybody before my morning tea.	你知道，我讨厌在我没喝早茶之前开枪打什么人。
[43:04]	I get a lot of bad mail from the serfs.	我收到不少农奴寄来的坏邮件。
[43:06]	I implore both of you, come back to your senses.	我恳求你们两位，恢复你们的理智吧。
[43:09]	It can still be called off, by mutual consent, with no loss of honour.	现在取消还来得及，只要相互达成协议，并不存在名誉上的损失。
[43:13]	Since you put it that way, maybe I will hop back into bed.	好啊，既然你这样说，那么我也许要跑回去接着睡了。
[43:16]	We’ll do it now and to the death.	我们现在就决斗，决斗到死。
[43:19]	Oh, no! I can’t do anything to the death. Doctor’s orders.	噢，不！我不能把什么东西弄死，这是医生的吩咐。
[43:22]	I have an ulcer condition. Dying is one of the worst things for it.	我身上有溃疡，对它来说，死亡是最糟糕的事情之一。
[43:26]	Begin.	开始吧！
[43:29]	You have been challenged. Choose.	你是接受挑战，你选吧。
[43:35]	Sure.	当然。
[43:40]	– All right, I’ll take these. – Just one.	– 好吧，我要这两把。 – 只允许选一把。
[43:43]	Oh, he gets one! That was silly.	噢，他要一把！太可笑了。
[43:47]	Starting back to back, on my signal, you will walk ten paces, turn and fire.	开始时背靠着背，听候我的信号，你们将迈出十步，然后转身射击。
[43:54]	– Is that clear? – Of course.	– 清楚了没有？ – 当然。
[43:56]	Of course.	当然。
[44:00]	Good luck. And God be with you both.	祝你们好运，愿上帝与你们同在。
[44:04]	Are you listening?	你在听没？
[44:13]	One, two,	一，二，
[44:15]	three, four,	三，四，
[44:17]	five, six,	五，六，
[44:19]	seven, eight,	七，八，
[44:21]	nine, ten.	九，十。
[44:47]	Does this come out from dry-cleaning?	这是干洗没洗干净吗？像是肉汤啊。
[44:50]	– You must shoot. – No, no, I don’t wanna shoot.	– 你必须开枪。 – 不，不，我不想开枪。
[44:54]	You must. It’s the law.	你必须开，这是法律。
[44:57]	Well, if it’s the law, then I’ll shoot in the air.	好吧，如果这是法律，那么我朝天开一枪好了。
[45:02]	There. I’ve fulfilled my obligation.	看见啦，我履行了我的义务。
[45:11]	Boris Dimitrovitch.	鲍里斯・德米特罗维奇，
[45:13]	I’ve learnt a great lesson here today.	今天在这里我上了伟大的一课。
[45:15]	Me too. Never shoot up in the air when you’re standing under it.	是的，我也是，那就是当你站在下面时，千万别向空中开枪。
[45:19]	You could have killed me. And you didn’t.	你本来可以杀死我，但是你没有。
[45:22]	How can I ever repay you?	我如何才能报答你呢？
[45:24]	You can start by getting off my toe.	唔，你可以从停止踩我的脚趾头做起。
[45:27]	Oh, I beg your pardon.	噢，我求你原谅。
[45:29]	Boris Dimitrovitch, from this day on, I will lead a new life.	鲍里斯・德米特罗维奇，从今天起，我要重新做人。
[45:33]	I will modify my views.	我要改变我的人生观，
[45:35]	I will preach goodness, perhaps join the church.	我要倡导仁慈，也许会加入教会。
[45:38]	I will lead a righteous life.	我要过一种正直的生活。
[45:41]	Devote myself, as I did in my childhood, to my singing.	就像我小时候那样，全身心地投入我的歌唱事业。
[45:48]	He’s got a great voice, hasn’t he? I should have shot him.	他的嗓音不赖啊，是吗？我应该杀了他的。
[45:52]	And so, Sonja and I married.	于是，索尼亚和我结了婚。
[45:54]	I now pronounce you man and wife.	现在我宣布你们结为夫妻。
[46:00]	I’m so happy. Look at the kid. She’s so happy, she’s speechless.	我太幸福了！瞧这孩子，她太幸福了，幸福得无语了。
[46:04]	He missed. He missed… He missed.	他错过了，他错过…他没打中。
[46:18]	I know you’re worried whether you’ll be stimulating enough for me.	我知道你为什么心烦，你在担心你这个妻子能不能激起我足够的兴趣。
[46:22]	Whether it’s possible to live up to the chores and obligations of married life.	是否能够忍受婚姻生活带来的家庭琐事和义务。
[46:27]	It’s gonna be a cinch, I promise. I have no bad habits at all.	这没什么难做到的，我保证。我一点也没有不良的习惯。
[46:31]	I grant that I have a few eccentricities.	当然，我承认我有一些奇怪的嗜好。
[46:33]	I won’t eat any food that begins with the letter F. Like chicken.	我不吃任何带有反犬旁字的食物，比如说“鸡肉”。
[46:38]	Boris, I just don’t love you.	鲍里斯，问题是我不爱你。
[46:40]	– Oh, Sonja. – I love you. But I’m not in love with you.	– 噢，索尼亚。 – 我是说，我爱你，可是我没有爱上你。
[46:44]	Sonja, do you even know what love means?	索尼亚，你连什么是爱都搞不清楚吧。
[46:47]	There are many different kinds of love, Boris.	世上存在着各种各样的爱，鲍里斯。
[46:50]	There’s love between a man and a woman.	有的是男女之间的爱，
[46:52]	Love between a mother and a son.	有的是母子之间的爱。
[46:55]	Two women. Let’s not forget my favourite.	还有两个女人之间的爱，别忘了我最喜欢的这种。
[46:57]	– And the love I’ve always dreamed of. – Yeah?	– 还有就是这种我从孩提时代起就一直梦想的爱， – 是吗？
[47:02]	The love between two extraordinary individuals.	两个非同寻常的个体之间的爱。
[47:05]	– Sonja. – Oh, don’t, Boris. Please.	– 索尼亚。 – 噢，别这样，鲍里斯，求你了。
[47:09]	Sex without love is an empty experience.	没有爱的性是完全空泛的经历。
[47:13]	Yes, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.	是的，但是在所有空泛的经历里面，这可是最美妙的之一啊。
[47:21]	At first, things were a little tense between us.	一开始，我们之间的关系有点紧张。
[47:25]	But after a while, she relaxed.	但是过了一阵子，她放松了下来。
[47:34]	Don’t. Not here.	不要，别在这里。
[47:39]	Soon, Sonja got more used to me.	不久之后，索尼亚慢慢接纳了我。
[47:42]	Sometimes, she actually had fun.	有时，她还真的很高兴。
[47:45]	Like the time she baked her first souffle.	譬如说她第一次烤“疏芙蕾”的那一次。
[47:55]	Money was scarce, and Sonja learned to make wonderful dishes out of snow.	钱很拮据，所以索尼亚学会了如何用雪来做出美味佳肴。
[48:00]	– Sweetheart, it looks a little rare to me. – I baked it for an hour and a half.	– 亲爱的，我觉得这做得有点欠火候。 – 哦，我在烤箱里放了一个半小时了。
[48:04]	Did you? Cos it looks… What’s for dessert?	是吗？因为这看上去，你知道，都…… 甜点吃什么？
[48:06]	– A surprise, Boris. – Yes? What?	– 你想也想不到，鲍里斯。 – 是吗？什么？
[48:08]	– A nice big bowl of sleet! – Oh, sleet! My favourite! That’s wonderful.	– 一大碗晶莹剔透的雨夹雪。 – 噢，雨夹雪！我的最爱！太好了。
[48:14]	Evenings, we played music together.	在晚上，我们一起演奏音乐。
[48:17]	And as time passed, I won her heart.	随着时间的流逝，我赢得了她的芳心。
[48:20]	Oh, Boris. I’ve never been so happy in my entire life.	噢，鲍里斯，我一生当中从来没有像现在这样幸福过。
[48:23]	I love you, Boris, in a deeper way than I ever thought was possible.	我爱你，鲍里斯，比我能想象得到的还要深得多。
[48:28]	Really?	真的吗？
[48:31]	I wanna have children with you.	我想和你生几个孩子。
[48:33]	– What kind? – Little children.	– 什么样的？ – 小小孩。
[48:35]	Of course. The big ones are mentally slower.	当然，大孩子智力上往往比较迟钝。
[48:38]	– I wanna have three children. – One of each.	– 我想要三个孩子。 – 每个都很小。
[48:41]	Oh, Boris.	噢，鲍里斯，鲍里斯，
[48:43]	I’m actually happy.	我真的很幸福。
[48:45]	Well, I hate to say I told you so, but	是啊，我不愿意说我早知道会这样，但是…
[48:48]	some men have it and some men don’t.	有的人就是有幸福，而有的人没有。
[48:51]	Fortunately, I have so much of it.	幸运的是，我有太多的幸福。
[48:55]	Those next months were the happiest time of my life.	接下来的几个月，是我一生中最快乐的时光。
[49:07]	Then one day, at the height of my sense of wellbeing,	然后有一天，就在我感觉是幸福的巅峰的时候，
[49:10]	I suddenly, and for no apparent reason,	我突然地，无缘无故地，
[49:12]	was seized with an urge to commit suicide.	被一种自杀的冲动所牢牢控制。
[49:15]	You’re healthy, you have a beautiful wife, your work is going well.	不，你很健康，你有个美丽的妻子，你的事业也很顺利。
[49:19]	I know, but something’s missing.	是啊，我知道，但是总缺了点什么东西。
[49:21]	– What? – I feel a void at the centre of my being.	– 是什么？ – 我不知道，在我生命的中心我感到空虚。
[49:24]	– What kind of void? – Well, an empty void.	– 什么样的空虚？ – 唔，空洞的空虚。
[49:28]	An empty void?	空洞的空虚？
[49:29]	I felt the full void a month ago, but it was something I ate.	是的。大约一个月之前，我感到的是饱满的空虚，但那只是我吃下的东西。
[49:32]	Maybe what you have is a sickness of the soul.	也许，是你的灵魂生了毛病。
[49:36]	– Look, there’s Death. – What? Who?	– 快瞧，死神在那儿！ – 什么？谁？
[49:39]	Death! He’s got Krapotkin, the wine merchant.	死神！他抓到克拉波特金了，那个酒商。
[49:42]	– Really? – Yeah, and a woman.	– 真的吗？ – 真的，还有个女的。
[49:44]	– Ooh, it’s not Mrs Krapotkin. – You’re kidding.	– 呜，那不是克拉波特金太太。 – 你开玩笑！
[49:47]	No. I always knew Krapotkin was diddling somebody else.	没开玩笑。我早就知道克拉波特金和其他女人乱搞。
[49:51]	– Where are you taking Krapotkin? – Away! For ever!	– 你要把克拉波特金带到哪里去？ – 离开这里！永远！
[49:55]	Listen, if you run into my wife, tell her I’m with you!	听着，如果你碰到我妻子，告诉她我和你在一起！
[49:59]	Goodbye, Krapotkin. If you get a chance, write.	再见，克拉波特金！你要是有机会，写信吧！
[50:06]	Father Andre, holiest of holies, aged and wise,	安德烈神父，至圣的圣者，年长而又智慧，
[50:10]	you are the most wrinkled man in the entire country.	你是整个国家里最皱皮垃耷的人。
[50:13]	Get off my beard, you little jerk.	别踩着我的胡子，你个小混蛋！
[50:19]	Rise, my child. Rise.	起来，我的孩子，起来。
[50:22]	– I’m standing. – My eyesight is poor.	– 我站着呢。 – 我的眼神很不济。
[50:28]	Everyone says you’re senile with age, but you’re the only one that can help me.	人人都说你年老体迈，但你是唯一能帮助我的人。
[50:32]	I don’t think you’re senile.	我不认为你年老体迈。
[50:35]	Where did you say the fish was caught?	你说你在哪儿抓的鱼？
[50:37]	– What fish? – Didn’t you say something about fish?	– 什么鱼？ – 你没说抓鱼的事吗？
[50:42]	Father, Boris is trying to commit suicide.	神父，鲍里斯试图要自杀。
[50:45]	Last week he contemplated killing himself by inhaling next to an Armenian.	上星期他想要通过吸入他身旁的亚美尼亚人的体味而杀死他自己。
[50:50]	Tell Boris this.	你这么跟鲍里斯说，
[50:53]	I have lived many years	我已经活了好多好多年了，
[50:56]	and, after many trials and tribulations,	历经了许多的考验和磨难，
[51:03]	I have come to the conclusion that the best thing is…	我总结出的结论是：世上最美妙的事物是…
[51:08]	Yes?	什么？
[51:10]	..blonde, 12-year-old girls.	…金发女孩，12岁的金发女孩。
[51:14]	Father!	神父！
[51:15]	Two of them, whenever possible.	要是办得到，最好有俩。
[51:18]	Father, I counted on you.	神父，我全指望你了。
[51:21]	I forgive you. I forgive you.	我原谅你，我原谅你。
[51:25]	Thank you, Your Grubbiness.	谢谢，谢谢，龌龊殿下。
[51:31]	As I dangled at the rope’s end,	当我悬在绳子的一头晃悠的时候，
[51:33]	I was suddenly seized with an urge to live.	我突然被一种求生的冲动牢牢抓住。
[51:36]	All I could think of was Sonja.	我想到的只有索尼亚。
[51:38]	I wanted to hold her close to me, weep tears on her shoulder,	我想紧紧抱住她，在她的肩膀上挥泪，
[51:41]	and engage in oral sex.	并让她替我吹喇叭。
[51:43]	It was then that I made the decision to live,	正是那一刻我决定活下去，
[51:46]	to live and become a great poet.	我要活着成为一个伟大的诗人。
[51:49]	I should have been	我应该会成为…
[51:51]	a pair of ragged claws	…一对粗糙的钳螯
[51:57]	scuttling across the floors	匆匆划过…
[52:03]	of silent seas.	…沉寂的海底。【艾略特《普鲁弗洛克的情歌》】
[52:08]	Too sentimental.	太多愁善感了。
[52:12]	That winter Sonja and I had a wonderful time.	那个冬天，索尼亚和我度过了愉快的时光。
[52:15]	We found a new friend, Berdykov, the village idiot.	我们结识了一位新朋友，伯基科夫，他是村子里的白痴。
[52:19]	Berdykov would sit smiling for days and stroke a little piece of velvet.	伯基科夫会成天坐在那儿傻笑，用一小块天鹅绒抚摸自己的脸。
[52:23]	Sonja would make him happy by feeding him cookies.	而索尼亚则拿着甜饼干喂他，逗他开心。
[52:26]	We looked forward to the spring, when we could have a child of our own.	我们期盼着春天，到那时我们就可以有自己的孩子了。
[52:30]	Little did we know…	天有不测风云……
[52:32]	War! Napoleon has invaded Russia! It’s war!	战争！拿破仑入侵俄罗斯啦！战争！战争来啦！
[52:41]	Oh, what about all our plans? We were gonna be parents this year!	噢，我们的计划怎么办？本来今年我们可以当父母了！
[52:44]	There’s gonna be a slight change. Instead, we’re gonna be refugees.	现在我们的计划不得不做点小小的变动，不当父母，我们可以改当难民。
[52:48]	– That’s terrible! – We have to take everything and flee.	– 这太可怕了！ – 我们得带上所有家当，赶紧逃吧。
[52:52]	I’m very good at that. I was the men’s freestyle fleeing champion for two years.	逃跑是我的强项，我曾连续两年获得过“男子自由式逃跑”冠军。
[52:56]	We have to burn the food so the French don’t get it. But it’s tough to light borscht.	别忘了要把食物烧掉，这样法国佬就得不到了，尽管我知道要点着罗宋汤比较费劲。
[53:01]	– Boris, I have an idea. – What?	– 鲍里斯，我有个主意。 – 什么？
[53:05]	Let’s assassinate Napoleon.	我们去刺杀拿破仑！
[53:07]	Yeah. Interesting. Do you want to start knitting dinner?	是啊，有意思。天有点晚了，你是不是可以开始织饭了？
[53:11]	– I’m serious. – What do you mean?	– 我是认真的。 – 你什么意思，你是认真的？
[53:13]	I mean, let’s you and I kill Napoleon.	我是说，你和我去杀掉拿破仑。
[53:16]	You been drinking from the glass we use for the village idiot?	索尼亚，你一定用我们给村里的白痴准备的杯子喝过水了吧？
[53:19]	– It’s the answer to our problems. – It’s not the answer. It’s an answer.	– 这个办法可以解决我们所有的问题。 – 不，这不是办法，这只是一个办法，
[53:23]	And it’s the wrong answer. The correct answer is flee. F-L-E-A. Flee.	而且是个错误的办法。正确的办法是逃跑，足兆叉虫，跳蚤。
[53:28]	– The French occupy Moscow. He’s there. – Sonja!	– 法国人占领了莫斯科，他的司令部就在那儿。 – 索尼亚！
[53:31]	Two innocent-looking types like us could get in and shoot him.	两个像我们这样天真无辜的人可以想办法见到他然后开枪打死他。
[53:35]	We’d never get near him, and if we did, we’d miss.	我们不可能接近他的，即使能，我们也打不到他。
[53:38]	He’s a tough target. He’s very small.	他是个很困难的目标，他太小了。
[53:40]	Boris, it’s our chance to perform a truly heroic act.	鲍里斯，这是我们完成一个真正的英雄伟业的机会！
[53:43]	Since when is murder a heroic act?	打什么时候起，谋杀成了英雄伟业了啊？
[53:45]	Violence is justified in the service of mankind.	为人类的目的服务，暴力就是正当的。
[53:49]	– Who said that? – Attila the Hun.	– 这是谁说的？ – 匈奴王阿提拉。
[53:52]	You’re quoting a Hun to me?	你在向我引述匈奴人的话？
[53:54]	Don’t you know that murder carries with it	你难道不知道谋杀蕴含了…
[53:56]	a moral imperative that transcends any notion of inherent universal free will?	…一种道德上的专横，它超越了任何意义上的内在的普适的自由意志。
[54:02]	That is incredibly jejune.	啊，你这话胡拽得无边了。
[54:07]	– That’s jejune? – Jejune!	– 胡拽得无边？ – 胡拽！
[54:09]	You have the temerity to say that I’m talking to you out of jejunosity?	你竟然有胆量说我和你谈话是出于胡拽劲？
[54:14]	I am one of the most June people in all of the Russias.	我是所有俄罗斯人当中最拽的人之一！
[54:17]	I have lvan’s old pistol.	我有伊万留下来的手枪。
[54:19]	Sonja! Political assassination doesn’t work.	索尼亚，政治暗杀解决不了问题！
[54:22]	Violence leads to violence. He who lives by the sword dies by the sword.	暴力只会导致暴力。谁倚刀剑而生，谁就会因刀剑而死。
[54:26]	Well, I’m out of cliche now.	好吧，我是有点陈词滥调了。
[54:28]	– Are you suggesting passive resistance? – No, I’m suggesting active fleeing.	– 那么你的建议是消极抵抗？ – 不，我的建议是积极逃跑。
[54:33]	– You can’t run away all your life. – I know, but murder.	– 你不能一生都靠逃跑。 – 我知道，可是谋杀……
[54:36]	The most foul of all crimes.	谋杀是所有罪行中最邪恶的罪行。
[54:38]	And not abstract murder like shooting an unknown enemy on the battlefield,	并非是那种抽象的谋杀，比如在战场上拿把来复枪，射杀某个从未谋面的敌人，
[54:43]	but standing in a closed room with a live human being	而是站在一间封闭的屋子里，面对着面，朝着一个…
[54:46]	and pulling the trigger, face to face.	…活生生的人，扣动扳机。
[54:48]	And a famous human being, a successful one, one who earns more than I do.	而且还是个著名的人物，一个成功者，他挣的钱远比我多。
[54:53]	My God, you figure Napoleon has gotta be good for 10,000 francs a week.	我的上帝，你们猜拿破仑，哇哦，一周应该能挣一万多法郎吧。
[54:57]	That’s minimum. That’s without tips or extras. Nothing like that.	那是往少里说，没有包括小费或加班费，什么都没包括。
[55:02]	And me, what am l? He’s a great man.	而我呢？我算什么人？他是个伟人。
[55:05]	He thinks like the superman and I’m just a worm,	他像超人般地思考，而我…我只是条爬虫，
[55:09]	an insect, some kind of crawling, disgusting, creeping little vermin.	一只昆虫，某种蠕动着的、令人作呕的、到处乱爬的小害虫。
[55:16]	– You know, you can stop me. – I will when I disagree.	– 你知道，要是你听不下去的话，尽管打断我。 – 我会的，要是我不同意的话。
[55:20]	Sonja. Who are we to kill somebody?	噢，索尼亚，我们有什么资格去杀死别人？
[55:22]	Boris, for the first time in my life I feel free. Weightless.	鲍里斯，我生平第一次感受到了自由，浑身轻飘飘的。
[55:26]	I have an exhilarating feeling of human freedom.	我产生了一种人类自由的极其畅快的感觉。
[55:30]	It’s called the guillotine.	断头台的大闸刀可以给你这样的感觉。
[55:32]	Oh, look, Boris.	噢，你瞧，鲍里斯，
[55:33]	The soft golden dusk is already transmogrifying itself	你瞧，那柔和的金色的暮霭已经幻化成了…
[55:37]	into the blue star-sprinkled night.	…撒满星星的蓝色夜空。
[55:41]	Careful, cos that gun may be loaded.	小心点，因为那枪也许装了弹药。
[55:44]	Several days later we set out for Moscow.	三天之后，我们动身去了莫斯科。
[55:47]	We took Berdykov with us partway. He was on his way to Minsk.	半道上我们带上了伯基科夫与我们同行，因为他要去明斯克。
[55:50]	There was a village idiots’ convention in Minsk. Berdykov was planning to attend.	在明斯克有个“乡村白痴大会”，伯基科夫打算去参加。
[55:55]	Village idiots from all over Russia were meeting there.	俄罗斯大地上的乡村白痴们在那里聚会。
[55:58]		“欢迎白痴”
[56:08]	We drove through small villages and tiny hamlets.	我们驾车穿越小村庄和小部落。
[56:11]	We had no great plan, but when we stopped at an inn, fate provided one.	我们没有什么大的计划，但是当我们在旅途中的一家小客栈歇脚时，命运给我们做出了安排。
[56:27]	Pardon me. Could you tell me who those people are behind that screen?	对不起，你能不能告诉我在那屏风后面的是些什么人？
[56:31]	That’s Don Francisco of Spain and his sister.	那是西班牙来的弗朗西斯科先生和他姐姐。
[56:35]	They’re en route to meet Napoleon.	他们在半途中，要去觐见拿破仑。
[56:49]	– Don Francisco, I presume. – Do you know me, senor?	– 我想您是弗朗西斯科先生吧？ – 你认识我，先生？
[56:53]	Oh, let’s just say your name is legend in these parts.	噢，可以这么说：您的大名在这一地区可以说是家喻户晓。
[56:56]	– It is? – Well, perhaps not legend,	– 是吗？ – 唔，也许不那么家喻户晓，
[56:59]	but it never fails to get a big laugh.	但是人们一提到您，都会捧腹大笑。
[57:02]	And you must be the Don’s sister, the noted Spanish countess and mieskeit.	您一定是他的姐姐，著名的西班牙女伯爵加丑八婆。
[57:07]	Who are you?	你是谁？
[57:09]	Just a humble servant who wishes to buy His Excellency a drink.	我只是个卑贱的仆人，我想给您阁下买杯喝的。
[57:13]	I would be honoured.	啊，深感荣幸。
[57:15]	Waiter, a bottle of your best red wine, please, and two straws.	侍者，请上一瓶你们最好的红葡萄酒，在加两根麦杆/吸管。
[57:20]	Two straws.	两根麦杆/吸管。
[57:22]	Word has it the Don is en route to visit Napoleon.	听说先生您这是在去觐见拿破仑的路上。
[57:27]	Word travels fast.	消息传得很快啊。
[57:29]	Not as fast as good news.	好事传千里嘛。
[57:33]	No news is good news.	没消息就是好消息。
[57:36]	Here today, gone tomorrow.	今日在此，明日无踪。
[57:41]	You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.	你可以将马领到水旁，但却不能强按它饮水。
[57:45]	– Your turn. – We would invite you to join us,	– 该您了。 – 我们很乐意邀请你入席，
[57:47]	but the difference in social rank and wealth, it makes it silly.	但是社会等级和财富的差别搞得我们也没辙。
[57:52]	Oh, yes, I threw this on. It’s a knockdown.	噢，我理解，我随便穿了一件，是捡的便宜货。
[57:57]	You guys know Napoleon, or what?	你们俩和拿破仑很熟还是怎么？
[58:00]	Hardly.	几乎不认识。
[58:04]	A joke, Your Nothingness?	是开玩笑吗，废话阁下？
[58:06]	We’re friends with his brother, who arranges the affairs of Spain,	我们是他哥哥的朋友，他现在掌管着西班牙的事务，
[58:10]	but this is our first meeting with the great emperor.	但这是我们第一次去觐见伟大的皇帝。
[58:16]	It’s all I wanted to know.	我就要知道这些。
[58:21]	– Don Francisco? – Pardon me?	– 弗朗西斯科先生？ – 对不起？
[58:24]	I’m having trouble adjusting my belt.	我怎么也弄不服帖我的腰带。
[58:28]	You think you could come over here and hold my bosom for awhile?	您看能不能过来托住我的胸部一会儿？
[58:32]	Of course, senorita.	当然，小姐。
[59:17]	No, no, no, it’s not what I had in mind.	不，不，不，我要的不是这样的。
[59:21]	It should have more cream between the crust and no raisins.	面包片之间应该有更多的奶油，而且不要放葡萄干！
[59:25]	– But at our last meeting you said raisins. – No!	– 可是上次见到您说要放葡萄干。 – 不！
[59:29]	If this pastry is to bear my name, it must be richer! More cream.	如果这种糕点要以我的名字命名，那它必须更加华美！多放奶油。
[59:34]	– Yes, but is there time? – Very little.	– 好的，可是还有时间吗？ – 很紧了。
[59:37]	My spies tell me that my illustrious British enemy	我的密探告诉我，我的杰出的英国对手…
[59:40]	is working on a new meat recipe which he plans to call Beef Wellington.	…正在发明一种新的肉类做法，他打算将它命名为“惠灵顿牛肉”。
[59:45]	It will never get off the ground.	他永远也成功不了的。
[59:48]	We must develop the Napoleon before he develops Beef Wellington.	我们必须在他做出“惠灵顿牛肉”之前做出“拿破仑糕点”。
[59:53]	The future of Europe hangs in the balance.	这样欧洲的未来才能维系平衡。
[59:56]	Yes, Your Highness.	是的，殿下。
[59:59]	We must see you, Your Highness.	我们必须见您，殿下。
[1:00:03]	We believe there is a plot to take your life.	我们有理由相信有人正阴谋策划要暗杀您。
[1:00:06]	Vraiment?	真的吗？
[1:00:07]	So we’ve made up an obscure private from the ranks to look like you. Look.	所以我们从下面找了个无名小卒，他看上去很像您。您瞧！
[1:00:13]	How do you do, Your Highness?	您好啊，殿下！
[1:00:16]	– He looks like me? – You’re seeing him without his rug.	– 他看上去像我？ – 您现在看的是没戴头套的他。
[1:00:27]	– Come. – Just let me get this on, Your Highness.	– 过来。 – 允许我穿戴整齐了，殿下。
[1:00:31]	And now I take your place.	现在我可以替换您的位置了。
[1:00:36]	I will teach you to walk like me. I have a great walk.	我会教你我走路的姿势，我走路的姿势很棒。
[1:00:42]	With the emperor out of the way, all that remains is to kill Don Francisco.	一旦没有了皇帝这个障碍，剩下要做的就是杀掉弗朗西斯科先生。
[1:00:48]	That will destroy His Highness’ stupid dreams of a treaty with Spain.	这样就可以粉碎殿下那愚蠢的和西班牙缔结盟约的梦想。
[1:00:54]	Then I’ll sail to Austria,	然后我就起程去奥地利，
[1:00:57]	and form an alliance with the crown. Not the king, just the crown.	与王冠结成联盟，不是与国王，而是与王冠。
[1:01:04]	They call me mad,	人们会说我疯了，
[1:01:06]	but one day, when the history of France is written,	但是总有一天，当人们书写法兰西的历史时，
[1:01:10]	they will mark my name well.	他们会重重地记下我的名字――
[1:01:13]	Sidney Applebaum.	西德尼・艾珀尔堡姆。
[1:01:29]	We’re here to see the emperor.	我们来觐见皇帝陛下。
[1:01:32]	Who is calling?	你们是谁？
[1:01:39]	– Who? Oh, that’s droll! – Droll, yes.	– 我们是谁？噢，这太滑稽了！ – 滑稽，是的。
[1:01:42]	He’s not familiar with the list of the hundred most important Spanishers.	他不熟悉一百名最重要的西班牙权贵的名单。
[1:01:46]	Yes. It is only Don Francisco and his sister.	是的，我们是弗朗西斯科和他姐姐。
[1:01:49]	Yes, the Donessa.	是的，她是伯爵夫人。
[1:01:51]	We have an appointment with Napoleon.	我们和拿破仑约好的。
[1:01:53]	Napoleon Bonaparte. The noted international tyrant.	没错，拿破仑・波拿巴，那个著名的国际暴君。
[1:01:57]	– You are Don Francisco and his sister? – Oh, for sure.	– 你们是弗朗西斯科和他姐姐？ – 噢，当然。
[1:02:00]	– We have had a long… a hot journey. – A hot journey.	– 我们经历了漫长的…炎热的旅途。 – 炎热的旅途。
[1:02:04]	– Our throats are parched. – They’re parched.	– 我们的嗓子都快冒烟了。 – 都冒烟了。
[1:02:06]	– We seek succour. Succour. – Succour!	– 我们急需救援者，救援者。 – 救援者！
[1:02:09]	Yes. Is Succour here by any chance?	是的，这儿是不是正好有救援者呢？
[1:02:12]	I never knew your name, madam.	我能否知道您的名字呢，夫人？
[1:02:16]	The boys usually just call me Juanita.	噢，大伙儿一般叫我华妮塔。
[1:02:19]	– Wanita? – Jua…Juanita. Jua…Jua…	– 瓦妮塔 – 华…华妮塔，华…华……
[1:02:25]	The emperor appreciates magnificent women.	皇帝是这样的人，他很欣赏华贵的女士。
[1:02:28]	– He’ll be much taken with you. – Oh, good! I wore my flats.	– 他肯定会对您留下深刻印象。 – 噢，很好！我穿的是平跟鞋。
[1:02:31]	We are, of course, all most anxious to hear your proposal for a treaty.	我们当然都急切盼望能听到您带来缔结盟约的建议。
[1:02:35]	Good. I’ve given it a lot of thought and I’ve come up with all the little details.	很好。我已经仔细考虑过了，我已经想好了所有的细节，
[1:02:39]	If I can just think of the main points, we got something!	要是我能再想起主要部分，那我们就差不多了。
[1:02:43]	Let’s leave business, you’ve had a wearing journey.	你们旅途劳顿，先不谈公事。
[1:02:46]	– We should say hello to the emperor. – Shorts gets touchy if we bypass him.	– 不，我们应该先去和皇帝打个招呼。 – 没错，矮子会发怒的，如果我们忽视他。
[1:02:50]	Later. First, you’ll be wined and dined in a manner befitting Spanish nobility.	有的是时间，以后再说。先带你们去住的地方，然后以适当的西班牙贵族礼仪好酒好菜款待你们。
[1:02:56]	Oh, wonderful! But go easy on the champagne. The Donessa has gout.	噢，太好了！不过香槟还是免了吧，伯爵夫人有痛风病。
[1:03:00]	Well, if you’ll proceed, your needs will be attended to.	好的，你们先行一步，马上会有人照顾你们的所需。
[1:03:03]	Thank you.	谢谢。
[1:03:06]	While you’re here with your sister, should you desire a French love dream	您和您姐姐来到这里，您想不想要做一个法兰西式的爱之梦，
[1:03:11]	to be sent to your room, it will be arranged.	要的话可以安排，我们派人送到您的房间。
[1:03:13]	Good. Maybe I’ll have two to keep the symmetry perfect.	好啊，好啊！也许最好送两个来，这样就可以保持完美的对称性。
[1:03:17]	– I prefer two myself. – I prefer three, but it’s hard to get one.	– 我自己也喜欢两个。 – 我喜欢三个，可是我一个都弄不到。
[1:03:32]	Is this room big enough, or would you prefer a suite?	这房间对你来说够大了吗？还是你更倾向一个套间？
[1:03:35]	– Boris, I’m scared. – You? I’m growing a beak and feathers.	– 鲍里斯，鲍里斯，我很害怕。 – 你很害怕？我都快嘴上长喙，浑身长毛了！
[1:03:39]	– What are we gonna do? – I say we get outta here now.	– 我们该怎么办？ – 我说我们现在就离开这里。
[1:03:42]	I’m not leaving here until we shoot Napoleon. Here.	在没有杀死拿破仑之前，我不会离开这里。给你！
[1:03:45]	Oh, I see. Thanks. I’m the hit man.	噢，明白了，谢谢！我是杀手。
[1:03:47]	Remember, you can’t take any chances.	记住，千万不能失手。
[1:03:50]	Now, make sure the barrel of the gun is pressed against his head or his chest.	听着，一定要确定用枪管抵住他的头部或胸部。
[1:03:56]	And don’t pull the trigger, Boris. Squeeze it.	别扣动扳机，鲍里斯，一定要用尽力气猛地一扳。
[1:04:01]	Where did you go to finishing school? On a pirate ship?	嘿，你在哪儿上的女子精修学校？在海盗船上？
[1:04:04]	Let’s just make sure our plans are straight.	我们来讨论下计划，确保万无一失。
[1:04:06]	OK. You flirt with him, bring him back here after dinner,	好吧，我们这样：你和他调情，晚餐后你把他带到这里来，
[1:04:10]	Iull him into a state of satisfaction and I’ll shoot him.	哄他进入一种心满意足的状态，然后我开枪干掉他。
[1:04:13]	“I’ll shoot him.” Can you believe I’m talking like this?	“我开枪干掉他。” 你能相信我竟然说出这样的话吗？
[1:04:19]	Yes. Spain is quite warm this time of year.	对，对，每年这个时候西班牙相当热。
[1:04:23]	Barcelona is warmer than Madrid,	嗯，巴塞罗那比马德里还要热，
[1:04:25]	but, then, the people are so different, the Barcelonians and the Madridniks.	可是，两地的人有很大的不同，一个叫巴塞罗那人，一个叫马德里人。
[1:04:30]	Are all the ladies in Spain as beautiful as you are, madam?	在西班牙是不是所有的女士都像您一样美丽呢，夫人？
[1:04:34]	Well, not all. You gotta have some beasts.	噢，不全是，你也会碰到一些丑八怪的。
[1:04:38]	Oh, General.	噢，将军。
[1:04:39]	Do excuse me, madam.	我失陪了，夫人。
[1:04:42]	Take it easy. You’re making a fool of yourself.	悠着点喝，别到时候出丑了。
[1:04:45]	– Hey, this is good champagne. – Are you gonna drink another case?	– 嘿，这香槟很不错。 – 喝不够吗？要不要再来一箱？
[1:04:49]	I’ll be fine, all I need is a few solids.	我没事的，吃一点固体食物就好了。
[1:04:51]	A few solids? You should drink a blotter.	固体食物？你可以喝记事本啊。
[1:04:53]	Oh, I believe I had the pleasure of meeting your sister once.	噢，我想我有幸与您姐姐见过一次面。
[1:04:57]	– My sister? Which one? – I thought you only had one.	– 我姐姐？哪一个？ – 我以为您只有一个姐姐。
[1:05:01]	One? Oh, no, no.	一个？噢，不，不。
[1:05:03]	Actually, well, I have a half-sister.	实际上，呃，我还有半个【同父/母异母/父】姐姐。
[1:05:06]	Well, no, not exactly half. It’s two-fifths.	噢，不，严格地说不是半个，而是五分之二个。
[1:05:10]	Ladies and gentlemen,	女士们和先生们，
[1:05:11]	His lmperial Highness, the Emperor Napoleon.	帝国皇帝驾到，拿破仑殿下。
[1:05:25]	– So you are Don Francisco? – Yes. I have regards from your brother.	– 你就是弗朗西斯科先生吧？ – 是的，您在西班牙的哥哥让我转达问候。
[1:05:29]	Says you went away, you don’t write. He never hears from you.	他说您跑了，您信也不写，星期五晚上什么都没有，他不知道您的任何消息。
[1:05:33]	You took his razor, you never returned it.	您拿走了他的剃须刀，也不归还。
[1:05:35]	– This is an honour for me. – It’s a greater honour for me.	– 见到你我很荣幸。 – 不，见到您我荣幸之至。
[1:05:38]	– No, a greater honour for me.	– No, a greater honour for me. – 不，见到您我荣幸之至。 – 不，见到您我荣幸之至。
[1:05:41]	– No, a greater honour for me. – Well, perhaps it is a greater for you.	– 不，见到您我荣幸之至。 – 好吧，也许你对，也许是你荣幸之至。
[1:05:45]	– You must be Don Francisco’s sister.	– You must be Don Francisco’s sister. – 你一定是弗朗西斯科先生的姐姐。 – 不，您一定是弗朗西斯科先生的姐姐。
[1:05:49]	– No, you must be Don Francisco’s sister.	– No, you must be Don Francisco’s sister. – 不，您一定是弗朗西斯科先生的姐姐。 – 不，您一定是弗朗西斯科先生的姐姐。
[1:05:53]	– No, it’s a greater honour for me. – Our guests have a sense of humour.	– 不，见到您我荣幸之至。 – 我们的西班牙客人很有幽默感哈。
[1:05:57]	– She’s a great kidder. – No, you’re a great kidder.	– 是的，她很搞笑。 – 不，你很搞笑。
[1:06:00]	No, you’re Don Francisco’s sister.	不，您是弗朗西斯科先生的姐姐。
[1:06:02]	– Shall we dine? – Oh, can we eat first?	– 我们进餐吧。 – 哦，我们总算可以吃了吗？
[1:06:14]	Your sister and His Highness seem to be getting along quite well.	你的姐姐和皇帝殿下看起来相当合得来。
[1:06:19]	Do you find me attractive as a man?	你觉得我作为个男人，有吸引力吗？
[1:06:21]	Yes. I think that’s your best bet.	有，我想那是你最大的优势。
[1:06:24]	How much of your feelings for me are because I rule half of Europe?	你对我有多少感觉呢，因为我统治了半个欧洲？
[1:06:27]	Oh, I’d say half my feelings. It evens out.	噢，我得说有一半的感觉，这样就扯平了。
[1:06:30]	Will you be more difficult to conquer than Russia?	我想知道你会比征服俄罗斯还要困难吗？
[1:06:33]	Well, I weigh less.	唔，我分量轻一点。
[1:06:35]	– I’ll go to your room after dinner. – Good. I’ll go to yours.	– 晚餐后我去你房间。 – 好的，我也要去你房间。
[1:06:46]	Come in.	进来。
[1:06:50]	Sonja, I’ve been thinking about this. It’s murder.	索尼亚，我还在琢磨这件事，这是谋杀啊。
[1:06:54]	If everybody did this, it’d be a world full of murderers.	假如人人都这么做，这世界岂不充满了杀人犯啦！
[1:06:57]	– What would that do to property values? – I know.	– 你知道那会对财产价值产生什么影响吗？ – 我知道。
[1:06:59]	If everybody went to the same restaurant one evening	要是人人都在同一个晚上去同一家餐馆…
[1:07:02]	to eat blintzes, there’d be chaos. But they don’t.	…点薄饼卷，那么肯定混乱不堪。可是他们不会。
[1:07:05]	I tell her murder. She tells me blintzes.	我和她谈谋杀，她却和我谈什么薄饼卷。
[1:07:08]	Hey, you said yourself there is no right or wrong.	嘿，你自己说过没什么对错之分，
[1:07:11]	– It’s what you choose. – That’s right,	– 主要是看你怎么选择。 – 没错，
[1:07:13]	and I choose danger.	那么我选择危险。
[1:07:15]	– Oh, really? – No, but it sounded great tonight.	– 噢，真的吗？ – 不，不过今晚这听上去不错。
[1:07:19]	Oh, Boris. If only we could be children again.	噢，鲍里斯，我真希望我们能返老还童。
[1:07:23]	Yeah, I know. Preferably French children.	是啊，我知道，最好还是法国儿童。
[1:07:26]	Do you know the only truly happy person I know is Berdykov, the village idiot?	你知道吗？我认识的人当中唯一一个真正幸福的是伯基科夫，村里的白痴？
[1:07:30]	It’s easier to be happy if your only concern	是啊，如果你成天所担心的只是你的哈喇子的流量的话，
[1:07:33]	is figuring out how much saliva to dribble.	那么你是容易幸福得多。
[1:07:35]	– Kiss me. – Which one do you want?	– 吻我。 – 你要几号的？
[1:07:38]	– Give me a number eight. – That’s two fours. That’s an easy one.	– 给我个八号的吧。 – 八号？那相当于两个四号，四号的容易。
[1:07:46]	Coming!	来了！我来了！
[1:08:02]	– Are you alone? – Of course.	– 你一个人吗？ – 当然。
[1:08:04]	– I thought I heard voices. – I was praying.	– 我想我听到有声音。 – 我刚才在祷告。
[1:08:06]	– I heard two voices. – Oh, well, I do both parts.	– 我听到有两个声音。 – 噢，是的，我一身兼两角。
[1:08:09]	Champagne! From France.	香槟！法国产的。
[1:08:14]	I see you brought the whole kit.	我看你把整套行头都带来了。
[1:08:31]	– To your eyes. – To the bridge of your nose.	– 为你的眼睛干杯。 – 为你的鼻梁干杯。
[1:08:37]	My lust knows no bounds.	我的欲望无边无际。
[1:08:39]	Shall we… to the bed?	那我们…床上去？
[1:08:42]	Shall we what to the bed?	我们什么床上去？
[1:08:44]	Forgive my haste.	原谅我性急。
[1:08:46]	We have always heard that Spanish blood is the hottest.	我们总是听说西班牙人的血是最滚烫的。
[1:08:51]	– I had mine cooled for the summer. – You may set the pace.	– 因为夏天，我把我的血冷却了一下。 – 你来控制节奏吧。
[1:08:54]	Good. Why don’t we just sit awhile and build slowly?	好的，我们为什么不坐一会儿，慢慢营造气氛。
[1:08:58]	You don’t want to peak too early. You’ll be gone before midnight.	你不希望太早就达到巅峰了吧，你可以在午夜之前回你房间。
[1:09:01]	– You are a temptress. – Oh, please, Excellency.	– 你太诱惑人了。 – 噢，别这样，阁下。
[1:09:05]	– Call me Napoleon. – Good. You can call me Napoleon, too.	– 叫我拿破仑。 – 好的，你也可以叫我拿破仑。
[1:09:09]	I’ve never met a woman like you.	我从没见过像你这样的女人。
[1:09:11]	I could rest my head on your shoulder like this for ever.	真希望我可以一直这样，把我的头靠在你肩膀上。
[1:09:16]	Yes, it sounds like it’d be fun, except for the grease mark.	好的，听上去很有趣，只是会留下油渍。
[1:09:19]	His Excellency.	阁下！
[1:09:28]	– What’s that? – Oh, just a breeze.	– 那是什么？ – 噢，是风吧。
[1:09:31]	A breeze with mice. Mice, what’s the difference?	风吹老鼠，老鼠，有什么区别吗？
[1:09:34]	If I had a woman like you instead of my wife,	假如我拥有一个像你这样的女人，而不是我妻子的话，
[1:09:37]	I would conquer all of Europe.	我一定会征服整个欧洲。
[1:09:41]	– What’s that? – What? Oh, that.	– 那是什么？ – 什么？噢，那个啊。
[1:09:43]	I think that was the old closet door slamming shut.	我想是那个老壁橱的门猛地关上了。
[1:09:46]	One can’t be too careful. The Russian underground would love me dead.	我必须非常小心，地下俄国成员巴不得我死。
[1:09:49]	I take a great chance in an occupied territory.	我在被占领的土地上危险重重，
[1:09:52]	Assassins surround me.	暗杀时刻伴随着我。
[1:09:55]	Every day is another encounter with death.	每一天都会面临着死亡。
[1:09:58]	Yes, well… This is the price one pays for political power.	噢，是的，唔…这是政治强人所必须付出的代价。
[1:10:03]	Yes, life at the top is hell.	是的，地狱般的高高在上的生活。
[1:10:05]	Which is why I relish every minute with you.	这就是为什么我珍惜和你在一起的每一分钟，
[1:10:08]	Every second means something to me.	每一秒钟对我来说都弥足珍贵。
[1:10:11]	That’s why the sooner…	这就是为什么我们越快…
[1:10:13]	The sooner we consummate the act of love, the happier I will be.	…越快完满爱的行动，我就会越加感到幸福。
[1:10:18]	– Go ahead. – I can’t.	– 行动吧！ – 我办不到！
[1:10:21]	– Don Francisco. – Shoot!	– 弗朗西斯科先生！ – 开枪啊！
[1:10:23]	Put down that pistol. She’s over 18.	把枪放下，她已经过18岁了。
[1:10:25]	You’re a tyrant and a dictator and you start wars.	你是个暴君，一个独裁者，你发动的战争。
[1:10:28]	– Why is he reciting my credits? – Kill him!	– 他为什么复述我的功绩？ – 杀了他！
[1:10:30]	– Guards! – No.	– 卫兵！ – 不！
[1:10:38]	Boris, we’re not here on a vacation.	鲍里斯，我们不是来这里度假的。
[1:10:41]	I can’t shoot him. He’s a human being. He’ll bleed on the carpet.	我不能向他开枪。他是个活生生的人，他的血会流到地毯上的。
[1:10:44]	Give me that gun.	把枪给我！
[1:10:47]	See? It’s not so easy.	看见没有？不太容易吧。
[1:10:50]	Why? Why can’t I do it?	为什么？为什么我做不到？
[1:10:52]	Because it’s morally wrong.	因为从道德上说，这是错误的。
[1:10:55]	– I see. Can you define your terms? – There’s a moral imperative here.	– 哦，是吗？你能解释得详细点吗？ – 好的，这里涉及到了道德的底线。
[1:10:59]	– Where? – By killing Napoleon, you kill yourself,	– 哪里？哪里是道德的底线？ – 你不明白吗？杀了拿破仑，你实际上是杀了你自己，
[1:11:02]	because we’re involved in a kind of a total absolute.	因为我们都是绝对整体的某个部分。
[1:11:05]	Come on. We’re not. You’re being pantheistic again.	噢，得了吧，根本不是绝对整体。你又来泛神论的那一套了。
[1:11:08]	How is that pantheistic? We all relate universally to a giant oneness.	这怎么成了泛神论啦？我们都相互关联，无一例外地统一于一个巨大的整体。
[1:11:14]	You wanna hit him? He’s coming to again. Just give him a little shot.	噢，你还是再给他一下，他回过神来了。再给他轻轻地来一下。
[1:11:18]	We’re dealing with an ethical question.	嗯，好。你看，我们这里涉及到了一个伦理问题。
[1:11:20]	You’re not gonna quote Thomas Aquinas again?	噢，得了吧，鲍里斯，你不会又想引用托马斯・阿奎那的话了吧？
[1:11:23]	Absolutely. He said “Never kill a man, particularly if it means taking his life.”	正是！他说：“千万不要杀人，尤其是那种取人性命的。”
[1:11:31]	What?	怎么啦？
[1:11:32]	If we don’t stop him, he’ll burn down half of Europe.	你不明白吗？如果我们不制止他，他会将半个欧洲烧为平地的。
[1:11:36]	Maybe it’ll be the half with our landlord in it.	唔，也许我们运气，也许那烧掉的一半正好我们的房东也在上面。
[1:11:39]	– Boris. For our children. – We don’t have any.	– 鲍里斯，为我们的孩子。 – 我们没有孩子。
[1:11:41]	– For our parents. – They don’t have children.	– 那为我们的父母。 – 他们也没有孩子。
[1:11:44]	– Well, I’m gonna kill him. – Sonja.	– 好吧，我回去杀掉他。 – 索尼亚！
[1:11:46]	– I am. – No. All right. Look,	– 我要去！ – 不！好吧，你听着，
[1:11:48]	pull the carriage out front. I’ll go kill him.	你去弄辆马车到屋前，我去杀掉他。
[1:11:59]	Look at him. If I don’t kill him, he’ll make war all through Europe.	看看他，如果我不杀了他，他就会把整个欧洲拖入战争。
[1:12:04]	But murder?	可是谋杀？
[1:12:06]	What would Socrates say?	苏格拉底会怎么说？
[1:12:09]	All those Greeks were homosexuals.	所有的希腊人都是同性恋。
[1:12:12]	Boy, they must have had some wild parties.	天呐，他们的聚会一定疯狂极了。
[1:12:15]	I bet they all took a house together on Crete for the summer.	我打赌他们一定挤在克里特岛的一间房子里度过夏天。
[1:12:18]	(a) Socrates is a man.	（一）苏格拉底是男人。
[1:12:21]	(b) All men are mortal.	（二）所有男人都会死。
[1:12:23]	(c) All men are Socrates.	（三）所有男人都是苏格拉底。
[1:12:27]	That means all men are homosexuals.	那就是说所有男人都是同性恋。
[1:12:30]	I’m not a homosexual.	我不是同性恋。
[1:12:32]	Once, some Cossacks whistled at me.	当然有一次，几个哥萨克士兵朝我吹口哨。
[1:12:36]	I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions.	我碰巧拥有那样的体形，可以激发起两性的性趣。
[1:12:40]	But, you know, some men are heterosexual,	但是，你知道，有些男人是异性恋的，
[1:12:43]	and some men are bisexual, and some men don’t think about sex at all.	有些男人是双性恋的，而有些男人则根本对性毫无兴趣。
[1:12:49]	They become lawyers.	你知道，他们就成了律师。
[1:12:51]	My problem is that I see both sides of every issue.	我的问题是，对每个问题的两个方面我都看得清清楚楚。
[1:12:55]	I’m too logical. You know, the world is not logical.	我的逻辑性太强，你知道，世界本身是无逻辑可言的。
[1:12:59]	If it was logical, how would Old Nehamkin be younger than Young Nehamkin?	如果它有逻辑，那怎么解释老内汉姆金会比小内汉姆金年轻呢？
[1:13:03]	I knew there was something crazy about that when I was a kid,	当我还是小孩的时候，我就知道这里肯定不对劲。
[1:13:07]	but every time I said something, they’d smack me. So, you know,	可是每一次我这样说，他们都嘲笑我。所以，你知道，
[1:13:10]	I’m just racked with guilt and I’m consumed with remorse	我深受内疚的折磨，我倍受懊悔的煎熬，
[1:13:16]	and stricken with suffering for the human race.	我为人类的苦难而感到筋疲力尽。
[1:13:20]	And not only that, but I’m developing	不仅如此，我还发出了…
[1:13:22]	a herpes on my lip here that is really killing me.	…疱疹，就在我嘴唇上，疼得我要死。
[1:13:28]	What to do?	怎么办啊？
[1:13:44]	Arrest this man for murder. Fortunately, he only killed an impostor.	以谋杀罪拘捕这个人。幸运的是，他只杀掉了一个替身。
[1:13:48]	I didn’t do anything. Hey, take it easy, will you?	我什么都没做。嘿，别那么紧张，好么？
[1:13:51]	You’re bending my throat.	你们把我的喉咙弄弯了。
[1:13:53]	The Spanish government will hear about this.	西班牙政府会知道这件事的。
[1:13:55]	Don Francisco is not a man who takes these things lightly.	弗朗西斯科先生可不会轻易咽下这口气。
[1:13:59]	There’s Don Francisco now.	那个才是弗朗西斯科先生。
[1:14:01]	There’s been a mistake. I know – I made it.	肯定哪里搞错了。我知道――是我搞错了。
[1:14:05]	By some miracle, Sonja managed to elude the French and escape.	出于某种奇迹，索尼亚躲过了法国人，成功出逃。
[1:14:08]	I, with my usual good luck, got thrown in a damp cell to await execution –	我则由于我一贯的好运，被投入一间阴湿的牢房，等着被处死――
[1:14:12]	my favourite pastime.	我最喜欢的消遣。
[1:14:14]	Fortunately, it was a French jail, so the food was not bad.	幸运的是，这是法国人的牢房，所以吃的还不赖，
[1:14:20]	My family was allowed to visit me.	我的家人也被允许来探望我。
[1:14:22]	Remember that nice boy next door? Raskolnikov?	还记得邻居家那个好男孩吗？拉斯柯尔尼科夫？
[1:14:25]	– Yeah? – He killed two ladies.	– 他怎么啦？ – 他杀了两个女人。
[1:14:27]	No! What a nasty story.	不！多么悲惨的故事。
[1:14:30]	Bobick told it to me. He heard it from one of the Karamazov brothers.	博比克告诉我的，他是从卡拉马佐夫兄弟之一那儿听说的。
[1:14:35]	– He must have been possessed. – Well, he was a raw youth.	– 噢，他一定是魔鬼缠身了。 – 嗯，他本来就是个流氓阿飞。
[1:14:38]	– Raw youth? He was an idiot. – And he acted insulted and injured.	– 流氓阿飞？他是白痴。 – 他表现得像是受到了侮辱和损害。
[1:14:42]	– I hear he was a gambler. – You know, he could be your double.	– 我听说他是个赌徒。 – 你知道，他可以成为你的替身。
[1:14:47]	Really? How novel.	真的吗？好奇怪啊。
[1:14:49]	Son,	孩子，
[1:14:51]	for long years I have saved this piece of land for you.	多年以来，我一直为你保留着这块土地。
[1:14:56]	– Look, it has a house on it. – Yes, it’s a nice little house.	– 你瞧，现在在上面有了所房子。 – 是的，一所细巧的小房子。
[1:14:59]	You haven’t wasted your life, I see.	你没有浪费你的生命，我看。
[1:15:02]	Don’t let any strangers come on it.	千万别让任何陌生人踏上这块土地。
[1:15:05]	No, no strangers.	好的，不会有陌生人的。
[1:15:07]	You’re a major loon, you know that?	你是个大号的笨蛋，你知道吗？
[1:15:11]	Next year I’ll expect to build a guest house.	明年，我打算再建一所客人住的房子。
[1:15:16]	Oh, a little tiny guest house with a handball court	噢，一所微小的客人住的房子，再带个手球场，
[1:15:20]	and a little, little swimming pool for fleas or something?	和一个小小的、小小的游泳池，供跳蚤或什么使用的？
[1:15:23]	Yes, well, you’ll want to get some rest in your rubber bedroom now.	好的，很好，你现在应该回到你的橡胶墙面的卧室里去休息一下了。
[1:15:48]	– Who are you? – I am an angel of God.	– 你是谁？ – 我是上帝的天使。
[1:15:53]	– You’re kidding. – Fear not, Boris.	– 你开玩笑！ – 别害怕，鲍里斯。
[1:15:57]	You have led a just life,	你一生都过得很正直，
[1:15:59]	and at the last minute, before the execution,	在行刑前的最后一分钟，
[1:16:03]	the emperor plans to pardon you.	皇帝会计划赦免你。
[1:16:06]	Really?	真的吗？
[1:16:08]	He will make a great personal show of his generosity,	他会将它变成一种显示他的宽宏大量的个人表演，
[1:16:12]	and you will have learned your lesson,	而你则由此汲取了教训，
[1:16:15]	but you will not be executed.	总之，你不会被处死。
[1:16:21]	Then there is a God.	这么说是存在上帝。
[1:16:23]	Incredible.	难以置信！
[1:16:25]	Moses was right.	摩西是对的。
[1:16:27]	He that abideth in truth	谁坚持真理，
[1:16:31]	and will have frankincense and myrrh smeared on his gums in abundance,	谁就将会有厚厚的乳香和没药涂满他的牙龈，
[1:16:37]	and he shall dwell in the house of the Lord	谁就将定居在上帝提供的住所里，
[1:16:41]	for six months with an option to buy.	可以先住六个月，然后再决定是否购买。
[1:16:44]	But the wicked man shall have all kinds of problems.	然而，邪恶的人…邪恶的人将会面临各种各样的问题，
[1:16:49]	His tongue shall cleave to the roof of his upper palate.	他的舌头会粘在他上腭的天花板上，
[1:16:52]	And he shall speak like a woman, if you watch him closely	如果你仔细注意他的话，会发现他说话像个娘们。
[1:16:56]	And he shall…	他会……
[1:16:58]	The wicked man shall be delivered into the hands of his enemy,	邪恶的人会被送到他的敌人的手中，
[1:17:02]	whether they can pay the delivery charge or not.	不管他的敌人能否付得起他的运送费用。
[1:17:05]	And… Wait, I have more	还有…等等，关于邪恶的人…
[1:17:07]	about the wicked man.	…我还没说完。
[1:17:08]	I shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death…	我要走过死亡阴影之山谷……
[1:17:13]	In fact, now that I think of it,	实际上，既然我想到了这点，
[1:17:15]	I shall run through the valley of the shadow of death,	我要跑过死亡阴影之山谷，
[1:17:18]	cos you get out of the valley quicker that way.	因为那样的话可以更快地离开那山谷。
[1:17:21]	And he that hath clean hands and a pure heart is OK in my book.	在我的观念中，拥有一双洁净的手和一颗纯洁的心的人，都没什么问题。
[1:17:27]	But he that fools around with	但是，那些在牲畜棚里和动物…
[1:17:32]	barnyard animals has got to be watched.	…胡搞的人，你就要注意了。
[1:17:35]	I thank you.	我谢谢你！
[1:17:41]	All right, Grushenko, come on. Let’s go.	好了，格鲁申科，快点，我们走吧。
[1:17:44]	You guys are late. I’ve been waitin’ here since 6.30.	你们晚了啊，从六点半起我就一直等在这里了。
[1:17:47]	– You’re awfully cheerful. – You know how it is	– 你兴致颇高嘛。 – 是啊，当你格外勇敢的时候，
[1:17:50]	when you’re extra brave. Probably not.	你就会无所畏惧。也许不会。
[1:17:53]		罗森的婚礼：二楼俄国牙医和畸齿矫正：中层楼格鲁申科行刑：底楼
[1:18:01]	Busy day, huh? Are you guys having a sale?	今天够忙，哈？你们要搞打折促销吗？
[1:18:05]	No blindfold. That’s for losers. I like to see where the bullet hits.	别蒙住眼睛，那是给胆小鬼的。我喜欢看看子弹打中哪儿了。
[1:18:09]	I learned that during the war. I was decorated, you know.	这是我在战场上学会的，我得到过勋章，你知道。
[1:18:13]	Wonder what the emperor’s doing today?	很想知道皇帝今天在忙活些啥？
[1:18:17]	– Ready. – You wanna move closer? Don’t miss.	– 预备！ – 你们想更靠近点吗？别打歪咯。
[1:18:20]	Looks bad on the report.	那样的话，报告就不好写了。
[1:18:22]	Aim.	瞄准！
[1:18:23]	Boy, the emperor’s really cutting it close.	天呐，皇帝真的喜欢玩心跳啊！
[1:18:26]	What a flair for the dramatic… that old slyboots.	他玩戏剧性的本领真是高强…… 那个老奸巨滑的家伙！
[1:18:31]	Fire.	射击！
[1:18:33]	It’s a very complicated situation, cousin Sonja.	这里面的情况非常复杂，索尼亚表姐。
[1:18:37]	I’m in love with Alexei. He loves Alicia.	我爱上了阿历克塞，他爱阿丽西娅。
[1:18:41]	Alicia’s having an affair with Lev.	阿丽西娅和列夫有一腿。
[1:18:45]	Lev loves Tatiana.	列夫爱塔蒂亚娜。
[1:18:47]	Tatiana loves Simkin.	塔蒂亚娜爱辛姆金。
[1:18:50]	Simkin loves me.	辛姆金爱我。
[1:18:53]	I love Simkin, but in a different way than Alexei.	我也爱辛姆金，可是又与爱阿历克塞不同。
[1:18:58]	Alexei loves Tatiana like a sister.	阿历克塞爱塔蒂亚娜像妹妹一样，
[1:19:01]	Tatiana’s sister loves Trigorian like a brother.	塔蒂亚娜的妹妹爱特里戈利安像哥哥一样。
[1:19:06]	Trigorian’s brother is having an affair with my sister,	特里戈利安的弟弟和我姐姐又有一腿，
[1:19:10]	who he likes physically, but not spiritually.	他只是肉体上的喜欢而不是精神上的。
[1:19:13]	Natasha, it’s getting a little late.	娜塔莎，天有点晚了。
[1:19:16]	The firm of Mishkin and Mishkin	“米希金和米希金公司”…
[1:19:18]	is sleeping with the firm of Taskov and Taskov.	…与“塔斯科夫和塔斯科夫公司”合伙上床。
[1:19:22]	Natasha, to love is to suffer.	娜塔莎，爱就是遭罪。
[1:19:25]	To avoid suffering, one must not love.	为了避免遭罪，就不要去爱。
[1:19:28]	But then one suffers from not loving.	但是这样一来又会因为没有爱而遭罪。
[1:19:31]	Therefore, to love is to suffer.	因此，爱是遭罪，
[1:19:33]	Not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer.	不爱也是遭罪，遭罪就是遭罪。
[1:19:37]	To be happy is to love.	要幸福就要去爱，
[1:19:40]	To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy.	要幸福于是就要遭罪，可是一遭罪又不觉得幸福。
[1:19:44]	Therefore, to be unhappy one must love,	因此，要想不幸福就必须去爱，
[1:19:47]	or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness…	或因爱而遭罪，或因太多的幸福而遭罪……
[1:19:50]	I hope you’re getting this down.	我希望你已经记住了这些。
[1:19:54]	I never want to marry.	我从不想结婚，
[1:19:58]	I just want to get divorced.	我只是想离婚。
[1:20:01]	Oh, look. It’s Boris.	噢，看，你看，那是鲍里斯！
[1:20:08]	Boris, what happened?	鲍里斯！鲍里斯，出什么事了？
[1:20:11]	– I got screwed. – How?	– 我被整了。 – 怎么会？
[1:20:14]	I don’t know. Some vision said I was going to get pardoned, and they shot me.	我不知道，有个幻象过来说我会得到赦免，可是他们还是打死了我。
[1:20:18]	You were my one great love.	你曾是我的挚爱。
[1:20:21]	Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m dead.	噢，非常感谢！我很欣赏你这么说。现在，不得不求你原谅，我已经死了。
[1:20:25]	– What’s it like?	– What’s it like? – 感觉怎么样啊？ – 感觉怎么样？
[1:20:28]	You know the chicken at Tresky’s restaurant?	你知道“特雷斯基餐馆”做的鸡肉吗？
[1:20:31]	– Yeah. – It’s worse.	– 知道。 – 比那还糟。
[1:20:39]	Worse than the chicken at Tresky’s.	比“特雷斯基餐馆”做的鸡肉还糟。
[1:20:42]	Oh, well, life must go on.	噢，是啊，生活还得继续。
[1:20:45]	The last traces of the shimmering dusk	微弱的薄暮所闪动着的最后的余晖…
[1:20:48]	are setting behind the quickly darkening evening,	…正迅捷地落到了黑暗的夜幕之后，
[1:20:52]	and it’s only noon.	可现在还是中午。
[1:20:55]	Soon we shall be covered by wheat.	马上，我们就会被麦子所覆盖。
[1:20:59]	Did you say	你是说…
[1:21:01]	wheat?	…麦子？
[1:21:03]	Wheat.	麦子。
[1:21:06]	Wheat. I’m dead, they’re talking about wheat.	麦子。我死了，他们却在谈论麦子。
[1:21:10]	The question is, have I learned anything about life?	问题是，我有没有从生命中学到什么东西？
[1:21:14]	Only that human beings are divided into mind and body.	我只知道人类可以被分为两大块：心灵和肉体。
[1:21:18]	The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy,	心灵拥抱所有高尚的志趣，譬如诗歌和哲学，
[1:21:23]	but the body has all the fun.	而肉体获得所有的乐趣。
[1:21:27]	The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter.	重要的事，我认为是不要痛苦失望。
[1:21:31]	You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil.	你知道，要是果真存在着上帝，我不认为他是个坏蛋。
[1:21:35]	I think the worst you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.	我想你最多可以说他基本上是个力不从心的家伙。
[1:21:40]	After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.	不管怎么说，你知道，生命中有比死亡更糟糕的事。
[1:21:44]	If you’ve ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman,	我是说你要是和一个保险推销员过过一个夜晚，
[1:21:47]	you know exactly what I mean.	你就很明白我的意思了。
[1:21:49]	The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end,	这里的关键是，我认为，不要把死亡看成是终结，
[1:21:53]	but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.	更应该把它看成是一种非常有效的途径，可以用来削减你的开支。
[1:21:59]	Regarding love… You know, what can you say?	至于说到爱…呵…… 你知道，我还有什么好说的呢？
[1:22:03]	It’s not the quantity of your sexual relations that count.	不要计较你发生性关系的数量，
[1:22:08]	It’s the quality.	重要的是质量。
[1:22:10]	On the other hand, if the quantity drops below once every eight months,	从另一方面来说，如果数量降到了每八个月一次以下的话，
[1:22:14]	I would definitely look into it.	那么我肯定要仔细检查一下了。
[1:22:17]	Well, that’s about it for me, folks.	好了，我的故事差不多讲完了，朋友们。
[1:22:20]	Goodbye.	再见。
[1:22:45]		剧终
[1:23:46]	[ Visiontext Subtitles: Julie Clayton ]	[ 英文字幕：朱莉・克莱顿 ]
[1:23:54]	[ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ]	[ 中文翻译、字幕同步：疯狂弥天大幌 ]
[1:24:06]	[ thanks for watching! ]	[ 谢谢观看！]

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