Hot Tub Time Machine(热浴盆时光机)[2010]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：热浴盆时光机
英文名称：Hot Tub Time Machine
年代：2010

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时间	英文	中文
[00:31]	Turn it up!	大点声
[00:54]	Turn up the radio	收音机开大声
[00:58]		热澡盆时光机
[00:59]	I need the music, and give me some more	我需要音乐 再猛烈些
[01:03]	Come on, Boots, you have three minutes left.	坚持 布茨 还有三分钟
[01:05]	You can do this. You came to me, remember?	你可以的 是你来找我的 记得吗
[01:08]	It’s not about losing weight. It’s about a lifestyle change.	这不是为了减肥 是为了换一种生活方式
[01:12]		[呃 好吧]
[01:15]		卢
[01:18]	Nick, you have a customer.	尼克 有客人了
[01:21]	Like we practiced.	别忘了待客技巧
[01:22]	Right away, Terry.	就来 特里
[01:27]	‘Sup, Dawg?	呷狗公司[谐音:狗怎么了]
[01:30]	Oh. Ha! Funny.	真有趣
[01:32]	It’s the name of the store.	原来说的是商店的名字
[01:34]	What can I do for you, man?	能帮你什么吗
[01:35]	Bono has been doing this for three days.	博诺这样子已经三天了
[01:39]	It’s fucking disgusting.	真他妈恶心
[01:40]	Bring him up here.	把它拿上来
[01:41]	Bono, Bono, come.	博诺过来
[01:43]	Bono, up!	博诺 上去
[01:44]	Don’t yell at him like that.	别这样对它吼
[01:46]	Okay. Okay. Cool. You’re gonna…	好吧 真酷 你打算
[01:48]	I might just look…	我还是看别的地方吧
[01:56]	Do I know you?	我认识你吗
[01:58]	I know you.	我认识你
[01:59]	You’re the singer from Chocolate Lipstick.	你是”巧克力口红”乐队的歌手
[02:01]	You guys used to play at the Jam Shack on Friday nights.	你们周五晚上经常在果酱酒吧表演
[02:03]	– Damn! You remember that? – You were so good. Yeah.	-该死 你居然还记得 -你很棒 是的
[02:06]	Oh, my God, you still singing?	天哪 你还在唱歌吗
[02:07]	Nah. That was a long time ago.	不 那是很久以前了
[02:10]	Wow! What are you doing now?	那你现在干什么工作
[02:13]	You get shit out of dogs’ asses.	你在从狗的屁眼里掏狗屎
[02:16]	That’s great.	很好
[02:18]	You own a BMW?	你有一辆宝马吗
[02:20]	Yeah, can you tell?	是的 能看出来吗
[02:26]	Good boy.	好孩子
[02:28]	Adam, it’s Lou. Don’t hang up, okay?	亚当 我是卢 先别挂好吗
[02:30]	It’s not about money. It’s about making money.	跟钱无关 是关于赚钱的
[02:32]	You and me, buddy.	你和我 伙计
[02:34]	Hi, it’s me.	喂 是我
[02:35]	So, I did everything according to your stupid fucking plan.	我彻底执行了你那愚蠢的计划
[02:38]	I took everything with the yellow stickers	我拿走了所有贴着黄色标签的东西
[02:40]	and I left you everything with the red stickers.	把所有贴了红色标签的都留给你
[02:45]	There was some stuff in your closet with no stickers,	你的壁橱里还有些没贴标签的东西
[02:47]	so I threw that in a pile and burned it in the backyard.	我把它们堆成一堆在后院烧了
[02:50]	Seemed like the right thing to do.	看来我没有做错
[02:52]	And thank you for claiming that empty plastic bottle.	谢谢你要了那个空塑料瓶
[02:55]	I was prepared to fight you on that one.	我本来想用它来揍你的
[02:58]	Anyway, I left you something on the counter.	无论如何 我在餐台上给你留了点东西
[03:00]	It’s from the heart.	是真心的
[03:03]	What do you think of this plan	你觉得这个计划怎么样
[03:04]	Go fuck yourself.	像个逼一样
[03:05]	Oh, and one last thing. Um…	最后一件事
[03:08]	The TV had a red sticker on it, but I took it anyway.	电视机贴了红色标签 但我还是拿走了
[03:14]	Bye.	再见
[03:16]	Just keeping my head down.	我要保持冷静
[03:21]	Not getting shivved today. Let’s knock these reps out.	今天不刮胡子 做些俯卧撑
[03:30]	Turn on a light, Jake. Open a window.	把灯打开 杰克 打开窗子
[03:33]	Go outdoors. Jesus Christ!	别老宅了 我的天哪
[03:35]	Why don’t you get out of the house this weekend, huh?	你这个周末为什么不出门逛逛呢
[03:37]	What should I do out of the house, Uncle Adam?	我出门干什么呢 亚当舅舅
[03:40]	I don’t know. Anything that corresponds with reality.	我不知道 干点跟现实有关的事吧
[03:43]	Apply for a job. Maybe try to go to college.	找工作 或者去读大学
[03:45]	I don’t know. That all sounds kind of overrated.	我不知道 这些我都做不来的
[03:47]	You don’t like it, you can move back in with your Mom.	你不喜欢的话 可以回家跟你妈住
[03:48]	No, I can’t actually. She moved in with her new boyfriend.	不可能的 她已经跟新男友同居了
[03:51]	I will not be anywhere near that.	我不会去当电灯泡的
[03:52]	She moved in with him?	她跟他同居了吗
[03:54]	Yeah, the taxidermist.	正是那个做动物标本的
[03:56]	The taxidermist is stuffing my mother.	他正在用东西塞我的妈妈
[03:58]	Ugh! Kelly.	噢 凯莉
[04:00]	She’s your sister.	她是你妹妹
[04:00]	You should call her once in a while. Check in.	你应该时常联系她 关心一下
[04:02]	Well, maybe she should check in with me. Ever think of that?	也许应该是她关心我才对 你说呢
[04:04]	Yeah. That’s interesting.	是的 那很有趣
[04:05]	Listen, I’ve got a big court date in a few minutes.	听着 几分钟后我有场大赛
[04:07]	If I miss it, I’m kind of screwed.	如果错过了我就惨了
[04:08]	Why do you waste your time with that Second Life bullshit?	你为何总为第二人生这种垃圾浪费时间呢
[04:11]	Look at you, you’re still in jail. You were in jail last week.	看看你 你居然还在服刑 你上周就进去了
[04:13]	Yeah. I’m a prisoner. It’s called “Doing hard time.”	是的 我是囚犯 这叫做度过难关
[04:15]	Can’t you be like a warrior or a shaman	你就不能当个战士 僧人
[04:17]	or an Orc or some shit like that?	半兽人 或者类似的东西吗
[04:18]	No, no. In life, you make choices,	不 在生活中你要做出抉择
[04:20]	and if you screw up you have to pay for those choices.	如果你搞错了就得为此付出代价
[04:22]	You’re 20 years old,	你都二十岁了
[04:23]	you haven’t made an important choice in your life.	却还从没做过任何人生的重大抉择
[04:24]	What are you mad about? What is this?	你为什么这么生气 到底怎么了
[04:28]	I don’t know if you noticed, but Lily moved out.	不知你注意与否 但是莉莉搬出去了
[04:31]	Is that what all the shuffling was?	就是因为这个 刚才才那么吵杂吗
[04:32]	Uh-huh.	是的
[04:34]	What did you do?	你做了什么
[04:37]	I didn’t do anything.	什么都没做
[04:57]	No fucking way!	他妈的不可能吧
[05:05]	You know I’m a dreamer	我是个梦想家
[05:08]	But my heart’s of gold	但是我有金子般的心
[05:12]	I had to run away high	我不得不远走高飞
[05:15]	So I wouldn’t come home low. Just when things went…	所以不会回家 只有当事情发生了
[05:25]	…song. And you’ll never be left all alone	带着这首歌 你永远不会孤独
[05:30]	I’m on my way	我走我的路
[05:36]	Home sweet home	家 甜蜜的家
[05:41]	Tonight, tonight I’m on my way	今晚 今晚我走我的路
[05:46]	Home sweet home	家 甜蜜的家
[05:50]	Even among the gentle prairie squirrels,	即使是在温顺的美洲草原黄鼠中
[05:53]	the mate-less male is subjected to a humiliating ritual.	没有配偶的雄性也受到歧视
[05:56]		尼克
[05:59]	Hello.	喂
[06:01]	What?	什么
[06:06]	Fuck!	该死
[06:11]	Hey. Adam.	亚当
[06:13]	What’s happening, man?	伙计 发生什么事了
[06:15]	You all right?	你还好吗
[06:18]	– Hi, Courtney. – Hey, how you doing?	-考特尼你好 -你好
[06:20]	– Nice to see you. – You, too.	-很高兴见到你 -我也是
[06:22]	Yeah. Not here.	当然不希望在这看到你
[06:23]	Long time.	好久不见
[06:25]	Yeah. You know…	是的 你知道
[06:27]	Work’s been crazy and…	工作快把他逼疯了 而且
[06:29]	I know. I called a couple of times.	我知道 我打了好多电话
[06:32]	Yeah. Yeah.	是的
[06:33]	Very, very busy.	非常忙
[06:35]	You think this is a real situation	你觉得他是真的很忙
[06:38]	or just one of his bullshit episodes?	或者只是胡说的
[06:40]	I don’t know.	我不知道
[06:42]	You never know with Lou.	你从来不了解卢
[06:43]	Well, hey, Adam, how’s your girlfriend?	好吧亚当 你女朋友好吗
[06:45]	Oh, really bad.	非常糟糕
[06:48]	Okay.	好吧
[06:51]	Happy times.	真是欢乐时光
[06:52]	Hi, folks. I’m Dr. Jeff. Lou’s resting.	大家好 我是杰夫医生 卢在休息
[06:55]	He’s denying that it was	他否认这是自杀
[06:56]	a suicide attempt and medically he’s stable,	从医学上来说他状态稳定
[06:59]	so legally we can’t keep him here.	所以从法律上来说他必须出院了
[07:00]	But we do think that he should be monitored for a few days.	但是我们真的认为应该监控他几天
[07:03]	Does he have any family?	他有家人吗
[07:04]	Lou’s family all kind of hate him.	卢的家人都恨他
[07:06]	Okay. Well, then I guess it’s up to you guys, his friends.	好吧 看来要靠你们了 他的朋友们
[07:09]	You are his friends, right?	你们是他的朋友 对吗
[07:13]	It’s like that friend who’s the asshole.	我们是那种虽然他很操蛋
[07:15]	but he’s our asshole, you know?	我们却不能不管他的朋友 懂吗
[07:16]	Right.	是的
[07:18]	Yeah.	没错
[07:23]	Dr. Jefferies to radiology.	杰弗瑞医生请到放射科
[07:26]	Lou. Why would he do this?	卢 他为何要这样做
[07:29]	Why? I mean, make a list.	为什么 原因数不胜数
[07:31]	He’s an alcoholic, he’s divorced.	他是个酒鬼 他离婚了
[07:33]	Wife ran off with that Jamaican guy.	老婆跟个牙买加人跑了
[07:35]	He’s failed at every jive-ass money hustle he’s ever tried.	他总是忙于骗钱可每次都是失败
[07:38]	He’s in a mountain of debt.	他欠了一屁股债
[07:40]	He hates his mother.	他恨他妈妈
[07:41]	He hates himself. He hates everybody.	他恨他自己 他恨每个人
[07:42]	He has erectile dysfunction.	他还阳痿
[07:44]	He’s got halitosis.	他有口臭
[07:45]	He’s got that runt ball.	他有一个发育不良的睾丸
[07:47]	Huh.	是啊
[07:48]	He said one of his balls was shriveled up…	他说是其中一个萎缩了
[07:50]	Oh, yeah.	是啊
[07:51]	…like a spoiled grape.	就像变质的葡萄
[07:53]	Wasn’t it that quarterback on the Bears	其实是那个熊队的四分卫
[07:55]	who had his ball crushed on the field, right?	在球场上把他的睾丸撞碎了 对吗
[07:58]	Yeah. Yeah.	是的
[07:59]	– Right, right. – ’82? Yeah, yeah.	-没错 -八二年对吗
[08:02]	He came back from that, though.	但是他挺过来了
[08:03]	Strong as ever.	像以前一样强壮
[08:04]	Fuck yeah.	没错
[08:06]	But I don’t know about Lou.	但是我不了解卢
[08:07]	– It’s just like… – No.	-这就像 -不
[08:08]	It’s just like an accumulation of punishment.	就像恶有恶报一样
[08:11]	Fuck you guys.	你们这些该死的
[08:14]	There he is. Hey.	他醒了 还好吗
[08:16]	I can fucking hear everything you’re saying, all right?	我他妈的能听到你们说的一切 明白吗
[08:18]	Look who’s awake. What’s up, man?	看看谁醒了 怎么了伙计
[08:22]	Hey. Hey, man.	伙计
[08:23]	What’s up?	你怎么了
[08:25]	You look just like my friend Nick.	你很像我的朋友尼克
[08:28]	And you look like my friend Adam.	而你很像我的朋友亚当
[08:30]	But you wouldn’t be those guys because	但是你们肯定不是
[08:31]	I’ve been calling and calling them,	因为我给他们打了无数电话
[08:32]	and they haven’t returned my calls.	他们从没回过
[08:33]	So, listen, violator.	那么听着 捣蛋鬼
[08:36]	Me and Nick got a little surprise for you.	尼克和我有个惊喜要告诉你
[08:38]	Something special that the three of us can do.	我们三人能执行的特别计划
[08:41]	Come on. You guys.	得了吧 你们
[08:43]	– Are you curious? – No!	-你想知道吗 -不想
[08:44]	I didn’t fucking try and kill myself.	我他妈的没想自杀
[08:46]	If I wanted to kill myself, I’d fucking kill myself.	如果我想自杀的话 我他妈的早就死了
[08:49]	I’d be awesome at it.	我肯定会有些新意的
[08:50]	A shotgun to the dick.	比如对着自己的老二开一枪
[08:53]	I’m glad you didn’t do it.	我很高兴你不是自杀
[08:54]	It’s good to see you guys, anyway.	无论如何 很高兴见到你们
[08:58]	So, just out of curiosity, what’s the surprise?	我并不好奇 只是想问问到底是什么惊喜
[09:02]	Tell him.	告诉他
[09:04]	Ko-di-ak…	科迪亚克
[09:07]	…Valley.	山谷
[09:08]	No fucking way!	他妈的不可能
[09:09]	– Yes, sir. – Yeah.	-是的 先生 -没错
[09:10]	Fucking K-Vals? Holy shit!	该死的科迪亚克山谷吗 天哪
[09:12]	Yes, sir. Bang!	是的 先生
[09:14]	We fucking ski, right? We fucking rage.	我们可以他妈的滑雪肆虐
[09:17]	Chimney point at the end of the night	烟囱指向黑夜的尽头
[09:18]	with a bottle of Scotch to wash it all down. Oh!	用一瓶威士忌把它全抹掉
[09:22]	And you guys are paying for the whole thing?	你们替我出所有费用吗
[09:25]	– Sure. – Yep.	-是的 -当然
[09:26]	Let’s go tonight.	我们今晚就出发吧
[09:27]	We go tomorrow.	我们明天再去
[09:28]	Let’s go now. Let’s go now.	马上就走 马上就走
[09:29]	I just got to get rid of this thing. It’s really uncomfortable.	我要弄掉这些操蛋玩意 太不舒服了
[09:32]	You should wait for the nurse or something.	你应该等护士什么的来吧
[09:33]	I got it. I got it.	我拿出来了
[09:34]	– Hold on, Lou. – No, no, no, no.	-卢 等一下 -不 不用
[09:35]	Let somebody do that for you.	让谁来帮帮你
[09:46]	Oh, shit. God.	该死 天哪
[09:48]	Did I get that on you?	是我溅到你身上的吗
[09:49]	Yes, you did. Damn it!	是的 该死的
[09:50]	It’s only pee. Relax, it’s only pee.	只是尿而已 放松点 只是尿
[09:58]	There’s Lou.	那就是卢
[09:59]	Good, he’s drinking already.	好的 他已经在喝了
[10:00]	Look at this shit.	看看这个该死的
[10:02]	Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me?	你还记得我十二岁的时候 他想咬我吗
[10:04]	Yeah, but he… You had that coming.	是的 但是他 你还记仇啊
[10:08]	– Hey, violator. – Lou.	-你好 捣蛋鬼 -卢
[10:10]	What the fuck is he doing here?	他在这里干什么
[10:12]	It’s nice to see you, too, Lou.	卢 我也很高兴见到你
[10:13]	“Nice to see you, too, Lou.” Fuck you, Jacob.	卢 我也很高兴见到你 操你妈雅各布
[10:16]	You suck and you know it.	你就像一坨屎一样
[10:18]	You just ruined my fucking weekend.	你已经把我愉快的周末给毁了
[10:30]	Hey, Lily will come back. Trust me.	莉莉会回来的 相信我
[10:33]	– No, she won’t. – No, she won’t.	-不 不会的 -不 她不会
[10:35]	– No, she won’t. – No, she won’t.	-不 她不会 -她不会的
[10:36]	She basically thinks I’m an asshole, you know?	她从心里认为我是个混蛋 你知道吗
[10:38]	Like a completely self-absorbed, delusional…	认为我无比自私 狂妄
[10:40]	– She’s got a point. … – narcissistic.	-她抓住了重点 -还有自恋
[10:42]	– Fuck you. – You’re better off.	-去他妈的 -你会好起来的
[10:44]	Take my word for it. Look at me.	相信我 看看我的情形
[10:46]	Fuck wives, man. Fuck kids.	该死的前几任老婆 该死的孩子们
[10:48]	Lock it down or they will take everything from you.	甩掉他们把 否则他们会拿走你的一切
[10:52]	God damn it! Who the fuck are you texting with?	该死的 你在给谁发短信
[10:55]	Just a friend of mine.	只是一个朋友
[10:56]	Male or fucking female?	男人还是该死的女人
[10:58]	For your information, I’ve had a lot of girlfriends.	只是让你知道一下 我有很多女朋友
[11:01]	Hot ones.	都很性感
[11:02]	You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones.	你有很多男朋友 都是同性恋
[11:09]	Hey, hey, hey, check this out.	喂 来看看这个
[11:11]	I brought a regulation bar for tubbing tonight.	我为今晚的盆浴买了好多酒
[11:13]	Nice.	很好
[11:15]	I’ve got Vodka, fucking Tequilles O’Neals.	有伏特加 龙舌兰
[11:18]	You guys are gonna love this. Check this out.	你们会喜欢的这个的 看清楚了
[11:21]	Chernobly.	切尔诺贝利
[11:22]	It’s like the Russian Red Bull.	它就像俄罗斯红牛
[11:24]	It’s got shit in it that’s not even legal here.	它里面的料很猛 含有非法成分
[11:25]	Like what shit?	什么猛料
[11:27]	How the fuck am I supposed to know, dude?	我他妈的怎么会知道 伙计
[11:28]	But it’s illegal.	但是违法的
[11:30]	Hey, why didn’t we just go to pinnacle?	我们为什么不去顶峰呢
[11:32]	It would have taken, like, half the time.	只需要一半的时间就能到了
[11:33]	You wanna go to Kodiak Valley, trust me.	你们会喜欢科迪亚克山谷的 相信我
[11:35]	You’re at the right age for it.	像你这样的年纪正合适
[11:36]	Really?	真的吗
[11:38]	Yeah. Nobody gets carded and everybody gets laid.	是的 没人单身 所有人都能找到床伴
[11:41]	K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! K-Val! K-Val!	科迪亚克山谷
[11:45]	Oh, shit! K-Val!	该死的科迪亚克山谷
[11:53]	This? This is the coolest town ever?	这个吗 这就是最棒的小镇吗
[11:56]	Fuck! That used to be Papa Enzo’s.	该死 那以前是恩佐爸爸酒吧
[11:59]	I broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer there.	我是在那里和詹妮・丝黛梅尔分的手
[12:02]	What made you break up with her, again?	再问一次 为什么分手来着
[12:03]	I don’t know. We swapped virginities junior year.	不知道 我们大三的时候就互换了童贞
[12:06]	All we did was listen to records and have sex.	我们当时唯一的活动就是听磁带和做爱
[12:07]	And she was epic, I mean she was… She was epic.	她那时很棒 我是说 她真的很棒
[12:10]	Yeah, man. She was hot.	是的 伙计 她很性感
[12:11]	And then when I broke up with her, she was so mad,	我跟她断绝关系的时候 她都快疯了
[12:13]	she practically stabbed me in the eye with a fork.	她用叉子刺伤了我的眼睛
[12:15]	Actually, she did stab me in the eye with a fork.	真的 她真用叉子刺了我的眼睛
[12:18]	She was a one-percenter, man.	她是百里挑一的美女
[12:19]	Yeah.	是的
[12:20]	All downhill from there.	从那之后你就一蹶不振
[12:22]	That was a big one. First love.	那可是大事 初恋啊
[12:25]	The one that got away.	已经消逝的初恋
[12:26]	The great white buffalo.	巨大的白水牛啊[天生一对]
[12:28]	Yeah. Yeah.	是的
[12:29]	The great what?	大什么
[12:31]	Great white buffalo.	大白水牛
[12:33]	Why are you guys whispering?	你们干嘛要那么小声
[12:35]	Great white buffalo.	大白水牛
[12:37]	That was really helpful, you guys. Thank you.	我他妈依旧不明白 谢谢你们
[12:46]	Look at this place.	看看这个地方
[12:48]	I’m gonna make a prediction right now.	我现在就可以预言一下
[12:50]	One of us is gonna start writing a novel,	我们中某人会开始写小说
[12:52]	and then we all get snowed in,	之后我们都会被大雪困住
[12:53]	and then Lou’s gonna ax murder all of us.	然后卢会用斧子把我们都杀了
[13:01]	Motherfuck.	妈了个逼的
[13:02]	What’s that smell?	那是什么味道
[13:04]	Fucking cats.	是该死的猫
[13:06]	– Kind of a lot of cats. – That sucks.	-这么多猫 -真恶心
[13:09]	– Hi. – Hi.	-你好 -你好
[13:11]	You got a reservation	我预约过的
[13:12]	for Webber-Agnew?	名字是韦伯・艾格纽
[13:14]	Sorry. What was that name again?	对不起 我没听清那名字
[13:16]	Webber-Agnew. Webber and Agnew.	韦伯・艾格纽 韦伯和艾格纽
[13:19]	I got a “Nick Webber-Agnew.”	我这里只有一个尼克・韦伯・艾格纽
[13:20]	I’m sorry, excuse me. What? What did you just say?	对不起 什么 你刚才说什么
[13:23]	Webber-Agnew?	韦伯・艾格纽吗
[13:24]	Webber-fucking-Agnew?	该死的韦伯・艾格纽吗
[13:27]	You took your wife’s last name? You’re a fucking hyphenate?	你用了你老婆的姓吗 真他妈听话
[13:30]	A lot of dudes are doing it. It’s progressive.	很多家伙都这么干 这很时髦
[13:32]	No. No dudes are doing it.	不 根本没人这么干
[13:34]	You look like a progressive guy. Is that progressive?	你看上去很时髦 你觉得那样时髦吗
[13:35]	– Would you do that? – No.	-你会那么干吗 -绝对不会
[13:37]	No. And he has a goatee.	听到了吗 他有山羊胡子
[13:42]	Does this guy seem a little imbalanced to you?	这家伙是不是有点不协调呢
[13:44]	No. Come on.	别说了
[13:45]	He’s right there. Shut up.	他能听的见 闭嘴吧
[13:48]	Let me give you a hand with that.	我来帮你一把
[13:50]	Hey!	嗨
[13:51]	I am not going to tell you again!	我不想再重复一遍了
[13:57]	I can handle it.	我能行
[13:59]	This guy’s a fucking dick.	这个家伙好冲
[14:01]	– Shh. He’s disabled. – He can hear you.	-嘘 他残废了 -他能听见的
[14:03]	So what? He’s exempt from common fucking courtesy	那又怎样 因为他没法鼓掌了
[14:05]	’cause he can’t start a round of applause?	就必须得去同情他吗
[14:08]	He’s gotta jerk off one-handed?	他打算用一只手自慰吗
[14:10]	I mean, I certainly don’t take my hands	我当然不会用自己的手
[14:12]	and I put them together and oil them up…	把双手放在一起涂好润滑油
[14:14]	Hey, 420. Our old room. Check it out.	是420 我们的旧居 快来看看
[14:18]	That’s okay man. Oh! Those are mine.	没事的伙计 那些是我的
[14:20]	I’ll just get those.	我只想拿一下那些
[14:28]	This is the part where you tip the guy that helped you out.	你们应该给帮过你们的人一些小费
[14:32]	I’m not the guy that…	我可不是那样的人
[14:35]	Nick, pay the man something.	尼克 给这个家伙一点报酬
[14:36]	I got it. Don’t worry.	明白了 别担心
[14:37]	This place looks like shit!	这地方看上去一团糟
[14:39]	What happened to that guy?	那哥们到底怎么弄的
[14:41]	Check this shit out. It’s still there.	快来看看 它还在这儿
[14:44]	Adam Sux Cox ‘n’ Dix.	亚当唆老二和鸡鸡
[14:47]	It’s your best work.	这是你最好的作品
[14:49]	Fucking burned you.	当时令你焦头烂额
[14:51]	Burned!	焦头烂额
[14:52]	Hey, guys, come take a look at this.	伙计们 过来看看这个
[14:53]	We got a hot tub.	这有个热水浴缸
[14:57]	– Sweet Jesus! – Poor little fella.	-天哪 -可怜的小家伙
[14:59]	This is obviously unacceptable, right?	真让人无法接受 对吗
[15:02]	We call downstairs, get somebody to fix this?	我们给楼下打电话 找人来修修这个
[15:04]	Is anybody else hungry?	有人饿了吗
[15:08]	A little school spirit this time, huh?	来点学员精神嘛
[15:10]	– We’re in, man. – Just play it like you fucking mean it.	-好吧 算上我们把 -你他妈敢认真点吗
[15:12]	Like that. Yeah.	就像这样 喂
[15:15]	Yes, I would like to get a hooker to fuck me and my friends.	是的 我想找个妓女让我和我的朋友日
[15:20]	What? Adam, I’m not doing that.	什么 亚当 我不会那么做的
[15:22]	Whatever, semantics.	无论如何 我的意思是
[15:23]	I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina.	我想找个人能让我用老二捅她的阴道
[15:28]	I want the girl in the picture, too.	我还想要个照片中的女孩
[15:30]	No tomfoolery. Wake her up, I don’t care.	别扯淡了 叫醒她吧 我不介意
[15:33]	Will you listen to him?	你准备听他的吗
[15:34]	Does she do four?	她能同时伺候四个吗
[15:35]	What about three?	三个怎么样
[15:37]	– Okay. Jacob, you’re out. – Okay. Good.	-好吧雅各布 你可以滚了 -好吧
[15:39]	I need $3,000.	我需要三千美元
[15:41]	I’m not in. I’m married.	我不参加 我已经结婚了
[15:42]	Adam, I need $2,000. Me and you, buddy. Come on.	亚当 我需要两千美元 就我和你 来吧
[15:45]	I’m out there, Violator.	我退出 捣蛋鬼
[15:46]	Can I call you back, sir?	先生 我等会再打给你行吗
[15:48]	– Okay. Thank you. Bye. – Sir?	-好的 谢谢你 再见 -先生
[15:50]	Let’s do something fun. Let’s create a memory, huh?	我们干点有趣又值得回忆的事吧 怎么样
[15:52]	Let’s get some cocaine and break into a school.	弄些可卡因 然后闯入一所学校
[15:55]	Or steal a cop car or some shit, huh?	或者偷一辆警车啥的 怎么样
[15:58]	– Do you have Ritalin? – No.	-你有兴奋剂吗 -没有
[15:59]	Don’t fucking lie to me. Every one of you people have Ritalin.	别他妈对我撒谎 每个人都有兴奋剂
[16:03]	No, I don’t.	不 我没有
[16:04]	I’m sorry. You probably do have Ritalin.	抱歉 你或许应该有兴奋剂
[16:06]	I have some Ativan, but it’s different.	我有些镇静剂 但是不一样的
[16:08]	– Just give it to him. – Let’s stick it up our asses.	-你就给他吧 -我们用它来塞屁眼吧
[16:09]	No. It’s not a suppository.	才不要 这又不是栓剂
[16:11]	It doesn’t matter. You crush it,	这不要紧 你把它拍碎了
[16:12]	you put it in a warm paper towel,	把它用温暖的纸巾包着
[16:13]	run it under warm some water	放些温水
[16:14]	and you stick it right up your ass. That works.	然后把它塞进屁眼里 很奏效的
[16:16]	You put the paper towel up your ass, too?	你把纸巾也塞屁眼里去吗
[16:18]	– You crush up the… – Hey, I got an idea.	-你就拍碎 -我有办法了
[16:19]	– Why don’t we just play quarters? – What?	-我们还是玩硬币吧 -你说啥
[16:20]	I don’t know what the fuck I’m gonna do.	我都不知道我他妈该怎么办了
[16:22]	I’m getting really sad.	我他妈真要伤心死了
[16:23]	You know what I’m talking about?	你懂我在说什么吗
[16:25]	I’m gonna go to the bathroom	我要一个人去厕所
[16:26]	and be alone with my own thoughts.	好好清静一下
[16:27]	Who knows what’s gonna happen up there.	谁知道那里会有什么好事
[16:29]	Who knows what’s gonna happen.	谁知道有什么好事
[16:30]	You better plan something fun.	你们最好想点好玩的东西
[16:33]	Jesus!	该死
[16:35]	Pussies. I’m going dancing.	一帮娘们儿 我要去跳舞了
[16:37]	I don’t know, man. Maybe coming here was a bad idea.	搞不懂了 可能到这来本身就是错的
[16:39]	Yeah. If he kills himself, can we go home?	对啊 他要是自杀了 我们能回家吗
[16:43]	Hard to believe this is the very room	真想不到我们就在这间屋子里
[16:45]	we had some of the best weekends of our lives.	度过了这辈子最开心的几周
[16:47]	Really? In this room right here?	真的吗 就这间屋子吗
[16:51]	How?	什么样啊
[16:52]	We were young. We had momentum. We were winning.	当时年少轻狂 冲劲十足 意气风发
[16:57]	We were best friends.	我们过去是死党
[16:59]	What do you mean, “were” best friends?	什么叫”过去是”死党
[17:00]	You know what I mean, man. Everybody seemed to care more,	你懂的 现在大家都有很多烦心事
[17:03]	everything seemed to matter more back then.	相对而言更加重要的 都是过去的事
[17:05]	Whatever.	管它呢
[17:18]	Check it out. They must have fixed it.	进去看看 肯定有人来修过了
[17:21]	Come on!	来吧
[17:23]	– How’s the water, violator? – Oh, man.	-水温如何 捣蛋鬼 -爽啊
[17:25]	You guys gotta get in here. It’s gonna fucking change you.	你们一定要进来 保证让你他妈重获新生
[17:28]	Wait, why are you naked?	等等 你干嘛要裸着
[17:30]	You’re all getting naked?	你们全都要裸体吗
[17:31]	Yep.	对
[17:32]	You don’t think it’s a little weird,	你们不觉得这样很奇怪吗
[17:33]	a bunch of guys just piling up	一群大男人堆在
[17:35]	in a big bathtub together, naked?	同一个浴盆里 还全裸
[17:36]	Are you afraid that some of these people might see you?	你还怕会有人看到你吗
[17:38]	I’m sorry. If I’m being honest,	不好意思 实话实说的话
[17:40]	I’m not totally comfortable being around	我真的觉得跟几个全裸的
[17:42]	a bunch of other naked dudes.	大男人待在一起很不爽啊
[17:43]	It’s called male bonding, okay?	这就叫作兄弟情谊 好不好
[17:45]	Haven’t you even seen Wild Hogs?	你没看过《荒野大飚客》吗
[17:46]		《荒野大飚客》:四个老男人寻求改变原有生活的成人童话片
[17:47]	Fine, get us some snacks.	好啦 给我们拿点吃的来吧
[17:49]	You know what? Fuck it.	猜我怎么说 去你妈的
[17:51]	I’m leaving my underwear on.	我还是要穿着内裤
[17:53]	– Yeah. Yeah. Very nice. – Shut up!	-好啦 好啦 这就对了 -闭嘴
[17:57]	Damn, it’s good to be here with you all again, man.	操 又跟你们到这来了 真他妈爽啊
[18:00]	– It’s good to be back here with you guys. – Yep.	-我们又团聚了 真好 -没错
[18:02]	I want to toast to the good times.	为美好的时光干杯
[18:04]	And you, too, young blood. Come on in, here.	还有你 年轻人 来吧
[18:11]	This style seems wild	这种作派看起来很野蛮
[18:13]	Wait before you treat me like a stepchild	怕你不给我好脸色看
[18:15]	Let me tell you why they got me on file	先来告诉你为什么我被留校查看
[18:17]	‘Cause I give you what you lack	因为我给了你你的缺憾
[18:18]	Come right and exact I stand accused of doing harm	平白无故说我犯事我忍受屈辱
[18:21]	‘Cause I’m louder than a bomb	就因为我说话大声响如擂鼓
[18:23]	Come on Come on, louder	一起来 一起来 大声喊
[18:25]	Come on Come on	一起来 一起来
[18:27]	– Go, Violator! – I’m gonna throw up.	-加油啊 捣蛋鬼 -我要吐了
[18:28]	Snap out of it! Out the tub! Out the tub!	你振作一点 出去吐 出去吐
[18:31]	I’m good. I’m good. I’m good.	我没事 没事没事
[18:33]	God damn.	该死的
[18:34]	I am a rock hard trooper to the bone, the bone, the bone	我是摇滚奇兵酷到极点 极点 极点
[18:37]	Full grown consider me stone	大人们觉得我只有一张 呆脸
[18:39]	Once again and I say it for you to know	重申一遍 跟你说的你要了解
[18:42]	The troop is always ready I yell “Geronimo”	全军随时候命 听我大呼”印第安首领”
[18:44]	Your CIA, you see I ain’t kiddin’	你在中情局 看得出我是认真滴
[18:46]	Both King and X they got rid of both	马丁路德金和马尔科姆叉 统统被干掉
[18:51]	And not the braggin’ or boastin’ and plus	不是吹嘘 并非夸耀
[18:53]	It ain’t no secret why they’re tappin’ my phone	他们打我电话的原因也不是什么秘密
[18:55]	Although I can’t keep it a secret	虽然我本来就不会保密
[18:57]	So I decided to kick it, yo	所以我只好戒了它 哟
[18:58]	And yes it weighs a ton	没错 这有够沉重
[19:00]	I say it once again	我最后重申一遍
[19:01]	Tappin’ my phone. They never leave me alone	打我电话 他们从不让我孤独
[19:04]	‘Cause I’m louder than a bomb	因为我说话大声响如擂鼓
[19:23]	Hey, little buddy.	嘿 小家伙
[19:34]	Dude.	老兄啊
[19:38]	Where did the squirrel go?	小松鼠上哪去了
[19:44]	This is the black diamond? Terrifying.	这就是传说中的黑钻吗 好可怕
[19:46]	That’s all you got?	这就是你找的地方吗
[19:47]	– I don’t remember this. – What do you think, boys?	-我可不记得还有这个 -你们怎么想
[19:49]	Tips down.	下去咯
[19:50]	Tips fucking down,	妈的当然要下啊
[19:51]	right away.	立刻 马上
[19:52]	Let’s ride.	我们去征服山巅
[20:06]	I feel 19 again!	我又找回青春活力啦
[20:11]	What is that?	那是什么东西啊
[20:14]	Stop it, Lou.	别闹 卢
[20:15]	Stop it, Lou!	别闹了啦 卢
[20:22]	Coming through!	霹雳大穿梭
[20:23]	You goddamn kids!	这帮死孩子
[20:29]	– Slow down! – Hey!	-减速 -喂
[20:31]	Yard sale, bitches!	大甩卖啦 贱人们
[20:56]	Fuck!	操
[21:00]	We dead.	死翘翘了
[21:01]	Are you guys alive? Holy fuck.	你们还活着吗 操了
[21:05]	By all counts we should be pretty fucked up right now,	不管怎么说我们现在都够糗的
[21:07]	but I…	可是我
[21:08]	I kind of feel great.	我倒觉得相当不错啊
[21:10]	I feel crazy right now.	我现在觉得太疯狂了
[21:11]	I feel fantastic!	我觉得爽呆了
[21:13]	I wanna fuck something!	我要大干一场
[21:20]	There they are.	他们在那边
[21:21]	I see it, Chaz. Thanks.	看到了 谢了 查兹
[21:24]	What is that one plank thing that guy’s got?	那家伙脚上的木板子是什么东西
[21:26]	I don’t care. It’s going up his ass.	管它呢 都要塞进他屁眼里去了
[21:31]	Way to go, rookie!	学着点 菜鸟
[21:34]	Wow! Nice.	哇 帅
[21:39]	Those are the kind of ski shenanigans	在我的山头上决不允许
[21:41]	I don’t allow on my mountain.	你们玩那种滑雪恶作剧
[21:43]	Yeah. Come on, guys.	没错 你们小心点
[21:45]	What are you looking at, Nancy?	看什么看 死丫头
[21:47]	No. I mean…	没 没看什么
[21:49]	Hey, look, it’s the douche bag from Karate Kid III.	这就是《威龙小子3》里那个衰仔的招势
[21:57]	I know that guy.	我认识那个人
[22:21]	Hey, guys.	各位
[22:22]	Is there some kind of weird retro thing	本周末是不是要玩什么
[22:23]	going on this weekend?	怪异复古的庆典啊
[22:24]	Can’t get any bars.	别再去什么酒吧了
[22:26]	Morty! Yeah, it’s Chuck.	莫蒂 对 我是恰克
[22:28]	You’re never gonna believe where I’m calling you from, man.	你一定想不到我是在哪里打给你的
[22:31]	I’m on a mountain on my phone! Yeah.	我在山上给你打电话 对
[22:35]	Yeah, well, a bet’s a bet. I want my $2.	就是 说话要算数 你欠我两块钱
[22:43]	I’m telling you, something weird is going on.	我跟你说了 这里不太对劲吧
[22:45]	Demand your MTV.	就要你的Mtv
[22:48]	I want my MTV.	我要我的Mtv
[23:02]		毒药乐队 86年科迪亚克谷冬令营
[23:06]	I love your hair.	发型好帅哦
[23:10]	I have a question.	我有个问题
[23:11]	…can still tell me that’s true.	依旧能够告诉我那是真的
[23:14]	But the facts and the evidence tell me it is…	然而事实和证据却让我了解到
[23:19]		最新 超级马里奥兄弟
[23:27]	Dude is rocking a cassette player.	大哥 这是卡带式随身听
[23:28]	Just relax. I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation	放松 这种怪事肯定会有个
[23:30]	– for all this shit. – Don’t fucking tell me to relax.	-合理的解释的 -别他妈叫我放松
[23:32]	I said relax for a minute.	我让你放松已经一分钟了
[23:33]	Leg warmers?	暖腿袜套
[23:35]	Jheri curl?	稀松卷
[23:36]	“Where’s the beef?”	“谁动了我的牛肉”
[23:37]		“谁动了我的牛肉”流行于80年代的美国 牛肉亦指实质
[23:38]	Excuse me, miss, what color is Michael Jackson?	打扰一下 小姐 Mj是什么肤色的
[23:42]	Black.	黑的啊
[23:48]	Hold on! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.	等一下 不好意思 打扰了 抱歉
[23:52]	Nick, come on, man! Nick! Nick!	尼克振作起来啊 尼克 尼克
[23:54]	Who the fuck is that?	谁他妈的在敲门
[23:55]	That’s probably Ashton Kolchak right now	很可能是阿什顿・高察克
[23:57]	telling us we’ve been punked or whatever.	跑来告诉我们玩过朋克什么的
[23:59]	– Okay. Come on. – Come on.	-好 大家过来 -过来
[24:05]	Hey. Hey, guys. I’ve got your luggage.	嘿 你们好 我把你们的行李带来了
[24:08]	– He’s got both arms. – Get him!	-他怎么有两条胳膊 -放倒他
[24:14]	– What? – Check his arm.	-怎么回事 -检查他胳膊
[24:16]	– Are you raping? – Wait! Hold on! Are we raping him?	-你们强奸我妈 -我们是要强奸他吗
[24:18]	Nobody’s raping anybody!	谁都没想强奸谁
[24:19]	Where’s your missing arm, motherfucker?	你不是少了一条胳膊吗 操蛋玩意儿
[24:21]	Hey! God! That’s my arm!	嘿 天哪 我的胳膊啊
[24:24]	– It’s fake! – It’s real!	-是假肢 -是真的
[24:25]	It’s got freckles on it and shit!	上面有雀斑 还有屎
[24:36]	Do I really got to be the asshole that says	我真的要相信那个鸟人说的什么
[24:39]	we got in this thing and went back in time?	进了这玩意儿就会时光倒流吗
[24:41]	It must be some kind of hot tub time machine.	这肯定是什么热浴盆时光机之类的
[24:47]	Wow, my old stuff.	哇 我的旧货啊
[24:49]	Look at this shit, man.	看看这些破玩意儿啊
[24:50]	You have a bong?	你还带水烟吗
[24:51]	I did.	有过
[24:53]	“Eddie Lives.” This shirt got me so much fucking pussy.	《叛逆狂热2》 这衣服怎么那么女
[24:55]	You wanna see what got a lot of pussy?	你想看看更女的东西吗
[24:56]	What’s the tape recorder for?	这录音机拿来干嘛用的啊
[24:57]	– Recording tape. – I gotta take a piss.	-录磁带呗 -我要去尿个尿
[24:59]	– This jacket right here, baby. – Holy fuck!	-原来夹克在这里啊 -操了
[25:00]	– What are you, Hunter S. Thompson? – I thought I was.	-你当自己是亨特・汤普森啊 -曾经梦想过
[25:02]	Is that coke?	这是可卡因吗
[25:04]	What the fuck you think it is? Baby powder?	那你他妈的以为是什么 婴儿爽身粉吗
[25:06]	Wait. How is this happening?	等下 这到底怎么回事啊
[25:07]	Can we talk about this for a minute?	我们能谈谈这件事吗
[25:13]	Holy fuck! Winterfest ’86.	我操 86年的冬令营
[25:16]	We were here, man.	我们来过
[25:17]	– Guys. – We are here.	-兄弟们 -我们现在又来了
[25:19]	What if we run into ourselves?	要是我们碰到自己怎么办
[25:20]	Guys!	兄弟们
[25:21]	We see ourselves and we blow up and	我们看到自己 然后大发雷霆
[25:23]	explode or some shit.	然后自爆了什么的
[25:24]	Get in here!	都给我过来
[25:25]	Didn’t you all fucking see Timecop?	你他妈没看过《时空特警》吗
[25:27]	God damn it! Get the fuck in here right now!	妈的 都他妈的立刻给我滚过来
[25:29]	Nobody wants to see your giant shit, Lou.	没人想看你拉的巨便 卢
[25:30]	What, man?	怎么了
[25:43]	Yeah, we’re not gonna run into ourselves.	对 我们不会撞见自己了
[25:46]	We are ourselves.	我们就已经是我们自己了
[25:47]	Why are we in our young bodies	为什么我们都是年轻版
[25:49]	and you in your regular body?	你却是正常版
[25:50]	I don’t know.	我不懂啊
[25:51]	Shouldn’t you be invisible?	你不是应该隐形了吗
[25:52]	Or swimming around some guy’s ball sack?	或者应该在某个男人的阴囊里四处游动
[25:54]	I know. Because you guys exist here and I don’t.	我懂 因为在当年我还没出生
[25:58]	Hey, why are you flickering?	你闪频了是怎么回事
[26:00]	– What? – What? What? Who flickered?	-什么啊 -啥 啥 谁闪频了
[26:02]	He did. He’s flickering.	他啊 他在闪
[26:04]	I need you to touch my arm or something	我需要你们碰碰我手臂之类的
[26:05]	to see if I’m still real, okay?	以确保我还存在 行吗
[26:06]	Just see if you can put your hand through me.	看看你们能不能用手穿过我
[26:12]	Okay.	好了
[26:13]	That’s good.	很好
[26:15]	I’m physically still here. That’s good, I think.	我实打实地还在这 真不错 我觉得
[26:20]		美国80年代Hiphop组合
[26:20]	You look like Kid ‘N Play.	你看着像孩玩乐团一样
[26:22]	That’s actually two people.	他们其实是两个人
[26:27]	I knew this trip was a bad idea.	我就知道不该来旅游的
[26:28]	Every time I hang out with you, man,	每次我跟你出来玩 臭小子
[26:30]	it’s some kind of shit storm.	我都像遇上了暴风屎一样
[26:31]	I got guilted into coming on this trip	自从踏上这次旅程 我就开始自责不已
[26:33]	and now I’m back in the fucking ’80s.	现在我还回到了他妈的80年代
[26:34]	And I hate this decade!	我痛恨这个年代
[26:35]	Maybe it’s your fucking fault!	怎么他妈的就不能是你的错呢
[26:37]	You’re a fucking insurance salesman,	你他妈的还是个卖保险的呢
[26:38]	you’re practically the devil.	事实上就是个魔鬼啊
[26:40]	Guys! This is scientifically possible.	兄弟们 这在科学上来说是可行的
[26:42]	Oh, my God. Okay,	哦 天哪 好吧
[26:43]	Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice	霍金教授 请用您的语音机器告诉我
[26:45]	how this is scientifically possible.	在科学上这些为什么可行吧
[26:47]	All right, I write Stargate fan fiction,	好 我可是写过《星际之门》同人文的
[26:49]	so I think I know what I’m talking about right now.	所以我知道我现在在说什么
[26:51]	I seriously almost passed out, you’re such a dork.	我真的真的快要晕了 你个白痴
[26:54]	Okay. The tub is obviously	好吧 这个浴盆明显
[26:55]	some kind of energy vortex, right?	是某种能量旋涡 对吧
[26:56]	Like a black hole.	相当于黑洞
[26:57]	But, instead of being in space,	但不是在宇宙中的
[27:00]	it’s in a hot tub.	只是在一个热浴盆里
[27:02]	Time is not linear, we just perceive it that way!	时间不是线状的 只不过感觉上是罢了
[27:05]	– What? – Like The Terminator!	-怎么了 -就像《终结者》
[27:07]	It’s cyclical, right?	是循环的 对吗
[27:09]	The machines send Schwarzenegger back	那个机器把施瓦辛格送回去
[27:11]	to kill Sarah Connor	刺杀莎拉・康纳
[27:12]	so that John Connor could never be born.	这样约翰・康纳就没办法出生了
[27:14]	But if John Connor don’t send Michael Biehn	但如果约翰・康纳没派迈克尔・比恩回去
[27:16]	back to protect her, then they never fuck,	保护她 他们就没法做爱
[27:18]	and John Connor ain’t born in the first place!	那一开始就不会有约翰・康纳了
[27:22]	– It checks out. – Yeah, that’s pretty good.	-就是这个意思 -非常好
[27:23]	Wait, wait, check the fucking drawer.	等一下 等一下 检查那个抽屉
[27:25]	See if the carving’s there. Check the fucking drawer.	看看我刻的字还在不在 看看抽屉
[27:29]	Fuck!	操
[27:33]	It’s gone.	不见了
[27:35]	This shit is real.	这他妈的的确是真的
[27:36]	The carving you made 20 years ago,	你20年前刻的那些破烂
[27:38]	about me sucking cocks and dicks, it’s not there.	关于我唆鸡鸡和老二的 没在那里
[27:42]	Wait. Is “Cocks” still there?	等一下 “鸡鸡”还在吗
[27:45]	Nothing. I mean, it’s not there.	没有了 我是说 不在那里了
[27:47]	What about “Dicks”?	那老二呢
[27:48]	Neither “Cocks,” Nor “Dicks,” Nor “Sucks.”	没有鸡鸡 没有老二 也没有唆
[27:51]	Oh, God!	老天爷啊
[27:53]	That’s it. We stuck in the fucking ’80s!	我们被困在该死的80年代了
[27:57]	How am I supposed to get a job?	我要怎么找工作啊
[28:00]	I’m so scared.	人家好怕怕
[28:03]	Looks like you burned out your…	听说你们烧坏了那个
[28:05]	Heck, you fried your timing crossover.	见鬼了 你们烧坏了时光转线路
[28:09]	Would you mind putting that down, sir,	您可以把那东西放下来吗 先生
[28:11]	that coal shovel, before somebody gets hurt?	您手上的煤铲 免得有人受伤
[28:15]	Did somebody call you?	有谁打电话让您来的吗
[28:16]	Excuse me, one minute.	不好意思 等一下
[28:23]	Who ever calls us?	谁会给我们打电话呀
[28:26]	And who answers when the call comes from within? Huh?	从里面打来的电话谁又会接呢 是吧
[28:31]	I thought maybe I could	我本以为也许我可以
[28:32]	pull the part from one of the other tubs.	从其它浴盆取个零件调换
[28:35]	But it turns out	但结果发现
[28:36]	this is a very special model that you have here.	你们的这个非常特别啊
[28:39]	You’ve got to be very careful, I tell you.	我劝你们可得小心点
[28:41]	One little thing is changed,	要是有个小东西改变了
[28:43]	the whole system can go haywire.	整个系统都会失常
[28:46]	Do you understand what I’m saying?	你们明白我在说什么吗
[28:48]	The whole system can go haywire	要是你更换某个小零件的话
[28:50]	if you change one little thing.	整个系统都会失常
[28:53]	Wait a minute. We need that to get back in time?	等一下 我们要靠那个小东西回去吗
[28:56]	Well, you’re back here.	你们现在已经回来了呀
[28:57]	I mean, I can tell you’ve all been to Kodiak Valley before.	我是说 你们之前都来过科迪亚克谷
[29:01]	– I haven’t. – Maybe not her,	-我没来过 -可能这个妞没来过
[29:02]	but I know that you were here.	但我知道其实你是来过的
[29:05]	You know what’s going on here, don’t you, old man?	你知道这件事的来龙去脉 对吧 老头
[29:07]	Yes, I do.	是啊 我知道
[29:09]	Your tub is on the fritz. It’d behoove you to fix it.	你们的浴盆出问题了 你们理应修好它
[29:13]	What?	什么情况
[29:14]	It’s working.	有反应了
[29:19]	Damn. I think it’s still broke.	该死 我觉得它还是坏的
[29:21]	Shit.	操
[29:24]	Where’d he go?	他死哪去了
[29:25]	That motherfucker’s in on it, man.	那个混账东西是要整我们吧
[29:27]	What was all that cryptic shit he was saying	他神秘兮兮地说的那些
[29:28]	about not changing one little thing?	换一个小零件的屁话是什么啊
[29:30]	I know exactly what he meant.	我知道他想说什么了
[29:31]	He was talking about the butterfly effect.	他说的是蝴蝶效应
[29:32]	That was a great fucking movie.	那部影片真他妈的赞
[29:34]	One little change has a ripple effect	一个小小的改变会引起连锁反应
[29:36]	and it affects everything else.	然后其它所有的东西都会受其影响
[29:38]	Like, a butterfly floats its wings	就像蝴蝶扇动了翅膀
[29:40]	and Tokyo explodes, or there’s a tsunami in,	然后东京就爆炸了 或者什么地方
[29:42]	like, somewhere.	发生海啸了
[29:43]	Dude, yes, exactly. Or you step on a bug	说对了 老兄 或者你踩到臭虫
[29:45]	and the fucking Internet’s never invented.	然后他妈的互联网就没有被发明出来
[29:47]	Then you have to talk to girls with your mouth.	然后你还得跟女孩用嘴来聊天
[29:50]	Yeah. I was more concerned about bigger consequences,	对 我更关心更为严重的后果
[29:53]	like me not being born.	比如 我可能从没出生过
[29:54]	Oh, yeah. No, I don’t care about that.	好吧 不 我不介意那样
[29:55]	The point is, what did we do 20 years ago?	关键是 20年前我们都干了什么
[29:58]	Let’s figure it out right now.	我们必须马上弄清楚
[29:59]	We gotta do the exact same thing.	我们得和当时完全一样才行
[30:02]	– I had that gig. – That’s right.	-我上台演出来着 -没错
[30:04]	You got up on stage	你站在舞台上
[30:05]	and you were wildly mediocre.	像个十足的二流演员
[30:07]	And that led to nothing of a career.	然后你就什么工作都找不到
[30:09]	Okay, first of all, fuck you, motherfucker!	好吧 首先呢 滚 操你妈逼
[30:11]	I could have had a career,	我本可以有一番事业的
[30:12]	but I got married and I went a different way.	但我结婚了 生命的轨道就此改变了
[30:14]	Which way is that? The way that sucked?	哪条道 很衰的那条吗
[30:16]	Didn’t you also bang that groupie?	你不是还上了那个女粉丝吗
[30:17]	– What was her name? – Tara.	-叫什么来着 -塔拉
[30:19]	You banged her. You got to go do that again.	你上了她 你还得再去上一次
[30:22]	I did do that. But, fuck, no, I’m married!	真的啊 可是不行 我都结婚了
[30:26]	I can’t go around banging girls in hot tubs.	我可不能在热水浴盆里和人乱搞
[30:27]	Nick, it’s 1986.	尼克 现在是1986年
[30:29]	You can’t cheat on someone you don’t know yet.	你还不认识你老婆呢 就不能算劈腿
[30:31]	You haven’t even met Courtney.	你都还没见过考特尼呢
[30:33]	Lucifer, itinerary please.	路西法 拜托你回想你的行踪
[30:35]	Uh… Nothing really happened.	呃 其实什么也没发生
[30:36]	I actually fucked a chick, too. So I’ll just do that.	我好像也干过一个妞 所以我会照做的
[30:38]	I seem to remember you getting your ass whooped.	我好像记得你被胖揍了一顿
[30:42]	– Oh, yeah. – That’s right.	-哦 对哦 -没错
[30:43]	That ski patrol dude pummeled you like it was his job.	那个滑雪救护队员打你就像为民除害似的
[30:46]	Yeah, no. I don’t remember it that way.	没 我不记得有这种事
[30:47]	I do.	我记得
[30:48]	Yeah. He fucked you up. You cried and peed.	对 他把你打得屁滚尿流的
[30:51]	Fuck this, man! This is fucking bullshit!	去你的 别胡说八道
[30:54]	Would you just think of somebody other than yourself, man?	你能不能不要光想着自己啊
[30:56]	There’s four of us.	这里有四个人
[30:57]	It’s the fucking ’80s, guys!	现在是他娘的80年代啊 弟兄们
[30:59]	Let’s do what we wanna do. Free love!	我们为所欲为吧 自由性爱万岁
[31:02]	That’s the ’60s, dipshit.	那是60年代的口号 傻缺
[31:04]	No, we had, like, Reagan and AIDS.	80年代有里根和爱滋病
[31:06]	Let’s get the fuck out of here, okay?	我们快他妈离开这里吧 行吗
[31:08]	Do the right thing, Violator.	给我好好做事 捣蛋鬼
[31:09]	God damn it! This is fucking bullshit!	该死的 太他妈扯淡了
[31:12]	Tonight’s the night you broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer.	今晚你要跟詹妮・丝黛梅尔分手
[31:14]	– Yeah. – Shit.	-对 -操
[31:15]	You got stabbed in the fucking eyeball tonight!	还有今晚你的眼珠子被刺伤了
[31:18]	Hey, man, do you want backup?	嘿 老兄 你想备份吗
[31:20]	I can’t, the butterflies won’t let me.	我备份不了 蝴蝶不让
[31:22]	Yo, Adam? You guys in there?	亚当在吗 大家在里面吗
[31:23]	Oh, shit.	我靠
[31:28]	There you are. Hey!	你们在啊 大家好
[31:30]	– Jenny? – How come you guys didn’t meet us at	-詹妮 -今早你们怎么没在
[31:31]	the chair lift this morning?	牵引索道那里等我们呢
[31:32]	Nick, you were going to show me some moves.	尼克 你还说要给我秀秀滑步呢
[31:33]	Hi, baby. I missed you.	嗨 宝贝 人家好想你
[31:38]	I must have forgot.	我肯定是忘记了
[31:40]	Perv. That’s from Mandy.	变态 这是替曼蒂打的
[31:43]	– Hey, new guy. What’s up? – Hey.	-你好 新人 还好吗 -你好
[31:44]	So we’re in 214. I’m gonna go get ready.	我们住214号房间 我要去准备一下
[31:47]	– Okay. – Meet me in my room, okay?	-好 -去我房间找我好吗
[31:48]	– Okay. – Okay.	-好 -好
[31:50]	Love the PJs, Nick. You look hot.	这身睡衣不错 尼克你好帅哦
[31:54]	Poison’s tonight.	今晚毒药乐队要来哦
[31:57]	I don’t remember her being that fucking beautiful.	我都不记得她原来真他妈的那么漂亮
[31:59]	– And tight. – She’s so tight.	-而且还很紧 -超紧的啊
[32:02]	She’s really fucking tight!	她可真他妈的紧
[32:04]	She’s the great white buffalo, man.	她真是个大白水牛啊
[32:05]	– Great white buffalo. – Great white buffalo.	-大白水牛啊 -大白水牛啊
[32:06]	Don’t start that.	你们又来了
[32:08]	– Great white buffalo. – Great white buffalo.	-大白水牛啊 -大白水牛啊
[32:10]	Why did I ever break up with her?	我为什么要跟她分手来着
[32:11]	Why would I break up with her?	我干嘛跟她分手
[32:12]	Doesn’t matter. Doesn’t matter.	不要紧 不要紧
[32:13]	‘Cause you have to do it again. Right?	反正你又得再分一次 对吧
[32:15]	Right, right, right.	对 对对对对
[32:16]	All right. We’re all gonna meet back here.	好吧 我们回头在这里碰头
[32:18]	Hopefully that hot tub’s	但愿浴盆修好了
[32:18]	fixed and we can get the fuck out of here.	然后我们可以滚蛋了
[32:20]	Okay, let’s party like it’s 1986.	好 就让我们像86年时候那样派对吧
[32:21]	All right. On three?	好的 数3下
[32:23]	One, two, three… One, two, three…	一 二 三
[32:24]	Hot tub time machine! Wait…	热浴盆时光机 等等
[32:25]	What are we… What’s the…	我们 说什么
[32:27]	Who said, “Hot tub time machine?”	我们说 热浴盆时光机
[32:28]	We didn’t tell you about the new thing, with our hands?	我们没告诉你击拳要说什么吗
[32:29]	– No. – On three, we always…	-没有 -我们总是数3下
[32:30]	From now on, we’re gonna say, “Hot tub time machine.”	从现在开始 我们要说 热浴盆时光机
[32:32]	I told you, I think that’s fucking stupid.	跟你说 我觉得这太他妈傻了
[32:33]	You were in the bathroom.	你没得选择
[32:34]	No, but this is a real bonding event for us.	这对我们来说是种真正团结的表现
[32:35]	This doesn’t happen all the time.	很难得的
[32:36]	– Come on. – I’m telling you, it’s stupid.	-拜托 -跟你说 这样真傻
[32:38]	– Do it once. – Do what you want to do.	-就做一次 -随你便吧
[32:39]	It would have been 3-to-1 anyway.	反正也会是3比1的
[32:41]	One, two, three…	一 二 三
[32:42]	…hot tub time machine!	热浴盆时光机
[32:43]	It felt good. Admit it.	感觉真好 承认吧
[32:58]	Let’s get this party started!	派对狂欢吧
[33:01]	Who is carrying me home tonight?	今天谁带我回家
[33:03]	Mom?	妈
[33:04]	Sweet fucking Lord.	老天
[33:06]	Kelly.	凯莉
[33:07]	Hey, bro, Nicholas.	嘿 老兄 尼古拉斯
[33:08]	Hey, girl.	美女
[33:10]	Who’s the geek?	这傻子是谁
[33:11]	He’s your son.	他是你儿子
[33:13]	That’s not appropriate.	这样说可不合适
[33:15]	I’m sun… Sunshine.	我是阳阳光
[33:16]	Sunshine.	阳光
[33:17]	‘Cause I’m here to brighten your day.	我来这就是为了照亮你的世界的
[33:18]	That’s Jacob. Your…	他是雅各布 你的
[33:21]	He’s totally cool.	他很酷的
[33:22]	He doesn’t look cool.	看起来可不酷
[33:23]	– He’s not that cool. – Hey, Kelly.	-不是那种酷法 -凯莉
[33:26]	Lou Dorchen. Yeah…	卢・东臣 就是我
[33:28]	You don’t remember this?	你不记得这些吗
[33:30]	I don’t remember everything.	我什么都不记得
[33:31]	What the fuck, man? This is freaking me the fuck out.	搞什么鬼 这把我吓疯了
[33:33]	You freak out every time you leave the basement.	你每次离开地下室都会吓着的
[33:34]	All right, kiddies, get your snow boots on	好了 小鬼们 把雪地靴穿上
[33:35]	because tonight there is gonna be a blizzard.	因为今晚将会有场暴雪
[33:38]	Really? It looked pretty clear out.	真的吗 天气看起来很晴朗啊
[33:40]	Anybody wanna go for a little sleigh ride?	有人想去爽一下吗
[33:42]	You can’t do cocaine! It’s so unhealthy for you.	你不该吸可卡因 对你的健康不好
[33:45]	Kelly, in public?	凯莉 在公共场合吗
[33:47]	Whatever.	随便
[33:48]	I’m gonna go to a party at the ski patrol house,	我准备去滑雪巡查屋的派对
[33:50]	I’m gonna find a sexy instructor	找个性导师
[33:51]	and I’m gonna wax his fucking pole.	给他的”杆子”上蜡
[33:54]	Later, homos. Don’t drink my fucking drink.	再会了 基佬们 别他妈喝我的酒
[33:59]	Hey, Adam?	亚当
[34:00]	What she means is that she works at the ski rental place, right	她是指她在滑雪屋工作吧
[34:03]	And that’s her job, is cleaning the poles.	她的工作 就是擦桌球杆
[34:05]	I could be off, but I think it’s in reference to blowing a dude.	我可以不说 但我觉得那是指给人吹萧
[34:08]	Thank you, Nick. But that’s… You don’t need to…	谢了 尼克 但 你不必
[34:11]	Or fucking a dude. Because the wax,	或许是找人做爱 因为上蜡的话
[34:12]	it can be interpreted either way.	2种理解都可以
[34:15]	She was a free spirit, you know?	她是个无拘无束的人 你知道的
[34:17]	Or maybe she’s the pole and	又或许她是杆子
[34:19]	there’s two dudes that she’s waxing.	给2个人上蜡
[34:21]	Let’s just get it done, man. Come on.	把事情搞定就行了 速度
[34:24]	– Hey, Lou. – What?	-卢 -怎么了
[34:26]	Did my mom, like, sleep with a bunch of dudes?	我妈是不是和一堆男人睡过
[34:29]	I don’t know. Shut up.	我不知道 闭嘴
[34:30]	But she seems kind of slutty, right?	但她看起来挺贱的 不是吗
[34:31]	Does she seem that way to you?	你这样看你的母亲吗
[34:34]	It’s just, she never told me who my dad is.	是她从没告诉我 我爸是谁
[34:35]	It could be any one of these guys.	很可能是这些男人中的一个
[34:37]	‘Cause I was born, like, nine months from now.	因为我就是在9个月后出生的
[34:39]	Yeah? So what does that mean?	那么 那是什么意思
[34:41]	It means do the math, dipshit.	意思就是算一算吧 猪头
[34:42]	I could have been conceived this weekend.	我可能是在这个周末被怀上的
[34:44]	Oh, shit. Check this out.	该死 看那边
[34:46]	That’s that fucking bellhop. I hate that guy.	是那个该死的侍者 我恨这家伙
[34:50]	This must be where he loses the arm!	他肯定就是在这里断臂的
[34:56]	– Shit! – Thank you!	-靠 -谢谢捧场
[34:58]	I think we should tell him. This is gruesome.	我觉得我们该告诉他 这太恐怖了
[35:00]	Don’t you dare fucking tell him.	你他妈敢
[35:01]	You’ll screw the time thing up.	你会搞乱时空的
[35:19]	What the fuck?	搞什么鬼
[35:24]	Boo! We just got fucking robbed.	我们他妈的被耍了
[35:27]	What are you talking about?	你说什么呢
[35:29]	He’s great, man. Come on!	他真的很棒 拜托
[35:31]	Jenny.	詹妮
[35:33]	Jenny?	詹妮
[35:34]	I’m in the bathroom. Come in.	我在浴室 进来吧
[35:37]	What do you think?	觉得如何
[35:39]	Oh, my God.	我的天
[35:40]	What? Do I look fat?	怎么 我看起来很胖吗
[35:43]	No. You look really beautiful.	不 你看起来真的好漂亮
[35:47]	Aw! Thank you.	谢谢
[35:53]	How about me, do I look different?	那我呢 看起来是不是不太一样
[35:54]	Do I look kind of older?	是不是有点老
[35:57]	No.	不
[35:59]	You look cute, though.	不过你看起来很帅
[36:01]	God, I can’t stop thinking about last night.	天 我一直都在回想昨晚
[36:03]	It was like frigging hot.	太他妈爽了
[36:05]	It was? What did we do? I don’t remember.	是吗 我们干什么了 我不记得了
[36:08]	You lasted, like, 10 minutes.	你持续了 大概 10分钟
[36:13]	Good, good.	很好
[36:15]	And I was good.	我也很棒
[36:16]	I think I came. I think. I can’t even tell you what it was like.	我觉得我高潮了 我无法形容那种感觉
[36:20]	I got some vague recollection of that.	我有些模糊印象
[36:23]	Wanna maybe just sit and talk for a minute?	想坐下来聊一聊吗
[36:25]	“Talk.”	“聊”
[36:26]	Well, I mean, you know, it’s just so good to see you again.	我是想说 你知道 我很高兴再见到你
[36:34]	It’s not you. It’s me.	不是你的问题 是我
[36:41]	Lamp.	台灯
[36:43]	You know what, I think we should go to Poison now.	我觉得我们该去看毒药乐队了
[36:46]	You’re weird today.	你今天很怪
[36:47]	I know. You are funny.	我知道 你很有趣
[36:49]	Let me just get dressed.	我穿上衣服就走
[36:50]	Okay.	好
[36:58]	Oh, man!	老兄
[37:00]	This is trippy.	这真是幻境
[37:02]	What’s up?	你好吗
[37:03]	Man, I can’t even remember the last time I saw you guys.	我都不记得上次见到你们是什么时候了
[37:08]	Yesterday.	昨天而已
[37:10]	Oh, yeah. Yesterday.	是啊 昨天
[37:15]	Yep.	很好
[37:21]	It’s not cheating. It’s not cheating. It’s 1986.	这不是偷欢 现在是1986年
[37:25]	You don’t even know Courtney yet.	你都还不认识考特尼呢
[37:28]	You know, it’s okay if you’re scared, Lou.	就算你害怕也没关系的 卢
[37:30]	I’m not scared, idiot. I’m fucking pissed.	我不是害怕 白痴 我是他妈愤怒
[37:33]	I have a full head of hair and a functioning penis,	我有毛发旺盛功能健全的阴茎
[37:35]	and I’m looking for some guy to drill me in the fucking jaw.	却想找某个人打掉我的下巴
[37:37]	We’re not gonna find him here, anyway.	反正我们不会在这找到他
[37:38]	I don’t even remember what he looks like.	我都不记得他的样子了
[37:44]	– Walk much, faggot? – Sorry.	-他妈怎么走路的 基佬 -你说什么
[37:46]	What? No, don’t touch me. The fuck, you’re sorry.	什么 别碰我 你他妈找死吗
[37:48]	You scuffed up my Jordans.	你擦到我的乔丹鞋了
[37:51]	You wanna go for it? Come on, take a shot,	你想试下吗 来啊
[37:53]	pussy. Wanna party?	懦夫 想玩玩吗
[37:54]	Wanna be a hero?	想当英雄吗
[37:56]	And here it comes.	就是现在了
[38:02]	Yeah, you gonna cry? You gonna cry, titty baby?	要哭吗 喝奶的宝宝
[38:06]	You gonna fucking cry? Look at him he’s crying.	你他妈要哭吗 看 他哭了
[38:09]	Your fucking bag is mine now.	你的包现在他妈的归我了
[38:12]	Is that it?	就这样吗
[38:14]	No.	不
[38:15]	No, I yell back at him	不 我冲他吼
[38:17]	and I challenge him to a rematch at midnight saying,	并提出午夜再战 我说
[38:19]	“You bring your friends and I’ll bring mine.”	你带上你的朋友 我带上我的
[38:20]	And my friends don’t fucking show up.	但我朋友没来
[38:22]	So I get pummeled by six guys instead of one.	所以我不是被1个 而是6个家伙狠揍
[38:24]	All right, fantastic. Let’s do this.	很好 漂亮 干吧
[38:29]	Lou, come on. You have to.	卢 拜托 你必须做
[38:33]	Hey, Blaine.	布莱恩
[38:35]	Is that all you got? Pussy.	你就这点本事吗 懦夫
[38:41]	Oh, God. Yeah.	上帝
[38:45]	I’ll never go back. I’ll never go back.	我绝不停下
[38:50]	Are you crying?	你在哭吗
[38:52]	No.	不
[38:53]	It’s the water splashing my face from all the fucking.	是干的时候溅到脸上的水
[38:56]	Okay, good.	很好
[38:58]	Because I thought you were crying, and I was like…	因为如果你哭 我就
[39:02]	I’m sorry, Courtney.	对不起 考特尼
[39:04]	– It’s Tara. – Courtney!	-我叫塔拉 -考特尼
[39:06]	Tara. Tara.	塔拉 塔拉
[39:07]	Courtney! Courtney!	考特尼 考特尼
[39:08]	No, seriously, my name is Tara.	不 严肃的跟你说 我名字是塔拉
[39:11]	No, my wife, my wife.	不 是我老婆
[39:15]	You’re married?	你结婚了吗
[39:16]	No, I’m not married. Not now, anyway.	没结 反正不是现在
[39:18]	I will be. She’s nine right now.	我以后会结 她现在才9岁
[39:27]	Can I tell you something that I haven’t told anybody?	我能告诉你些我从没告诉过别人的事吗
[39:30]	She cheated on me.	她背着我偷欢
[39:33]	I found a e-mail.	我发现了一封电邮
[39:36]	And now every time I look at her,	现在每当看到她
[39:38]	all I can see is her getting rammed by	我所看到的都是她被一些身材魁梧
[39:40]	some faceless dude with a better body and a bigger dick.	有着大老二 看不见脸的家伙猛干的场景
[39:43]	Truth of it is, I can’t even bring myself to say anything	事实是 我他妈如此爱她
[39:46]	because I just love her so fucking much.	所以对这些我唯有只字不提
[39:50]	I don’t even know if I can live without her cheating ass.	我都不知是否能离开她那偷欢的屁股
[39:53]	Hey, what’s an e-mail?	什么是电邮
[39:54]	That’s not the point!	这不是关键所在
[39:57]	Seems like you might’ve took one defensive swing against him.	似乎你接了他1记防守挥击
[40:00]	I mean, honestly, what the fuck, man? That was…	说实话 你搞什么 刚才
[40:03]	I don’t know how you’ve lived with yourself all these years.	我不知这些年你自己是怎么挺过来的
[40:07]	It was pathetic.	真可悲
[40:08]	It was pathetic.	真可悲
[40:09]	You couldn’t have kicked him from the ground?	你不能把他打得落花流水吗
[40:11]	What happened?	发生什么了
[40:17]	This is a crazy story. I got hit by a truck.	说来有点荒唐 我被辆卡车撞了
[40:21]	Yeah, yeah.	是的
[40:22]	Trying to save a baby deer, if you can believe that.	只是想救只鹿宝宝 你能相信吗
[40:25]	Oh, my God!	我的天
[40:26]	Is there anything that I can do? Are you okay?	我可以帮什么忙吗 你没事吧
[40:30]	Oh, my God. No, I’m fine. This is nothing.	上帝 我没事 这没什么
[40:33]	You know what? Come with me. I’m gonna take care of you.	跟我来 我来照顾你吧
[40:36]	And bring your friend.	把你朋友也带上
[40:37]	No, we can’t.	我们不能
[40:38]	– We’d love to, but we can’t. – We can, we can.	-我们很想去 但我们不能 -可以 可以
[40:40]	We should probably go check on that deer, actually.	实际上 我们该去看下那鹿怎样了
[40:42]	No, we can go. We can go.	不 我们可以去的
[40:45]	I know you cannot wait	我知道你也迫不及待
[40:47]	Wait to see me, too	要见我
[40:49]	Oh, my God!	天哪
[40:51]	This is like the best song ever!	这真是有史以来最棒的歌
[40:53]	Maybe not ever.	或许不是最棒的
[40:56]	At the drive-in	在汽车电影院
[40:57]	God, he’s so hot!	上帝 他真性感
[40:59]	In the old man’s Ford	在老爸的福特车里
[41:02]	Behind the bushes	在灌木丛后
[41:04]	Can I get 3,000 beers?	能给我来3000啤酒吗
[41:12]	Who’s next? Who’s next for the beer luge?	下位是谁 下轮啤酒雪橇赛谁来
[41:14]	This guy! This guy’s next! He wants it so bad.	这家伙 这家伙是下一个 他非常期待
[41:16]	You can do it, man.	你行的 老兄
[41:17]	He wants it.	他想来
[41:21]	Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge!	喝 喝 喝 喝
[41:28]	That was so lame. That wasn’t, like, even violent a little bit.	太差劲了 一点都不够劲
[41:32]	Who are you, and why did you do that to me?	你是谁 为什么这样对我
[41:34]	Why? Because you looked like you needed a luge.	因为你看起来需要啤酒竞赛
[41:37]	– I’m Adam. – I’m April.	-我是亚当 -我是艾波儿
[41:39]	How are you doing?	你玩得怎样
[41:40]	All right.	还好
[41:41]	What brings you here?	什么风把你吹来的
[41:43]	Hot tub.	热浴盆
[41:45]	– You? – Poison.	-你呢 -毒药乐队
[41:47]	– Right. – That band. Poison.	-好吧 -就是那个乐队 毒药
[41:49]	I’m a journalist. I’m covering the band for Spin magazine.	我是记者 为疾驰杂志报道这乐队
[41:53]	You don’t really look like you’re the type.	你看起来不像这种类型
[41:54]	The Poison type? God, no. I’m not. I’m really not.	毒药的歌迷吗 天 我根本不是
[41:57]	I basically just got onto this bus	大致上我只是上了车
[41:59]	and it took me here, to goddamn Winterfest.	然后就被带到这该死的冬令营来了
[42:03]	Adam!	亚当
[42:07]	You know what? I can’t talk to you.	知道吗 我不能和你说话
[42:09]	You can’t?	不能
[42:10]	But I’m awesome. I can guarantee that.	但我很棒的 我可以保证
[42:12]	I’m sure. You see, I have to walk in the exact same footsteps.	我相信 我得丝毫不差地走原路
[42:15]	This didn’t happen.	这些未曾发生过
[42:17]	Well, it kind of happened.	但它似乎已经发生了
[42:18]	I wish it did.	我希望如此
[42:19]	– I just saw it happen. – It really didn’t.	-我看见它发生了 -真没有
[42:21]	Yeah. No, I contributed.	但是是我促成的
[42:23]	I wish it did.	我希望如此
[42:24]	All right.	好吧
[42:26]	See you.	再会
[42:32]	I brought you some ice. It’ll make you feel better.	我给你弄了些冰块 会让你好过些
[42:36]	Let’s see that.	试试看
[42:38]	Feel better?	感觉好些没
[42:39]	That ice does make me feel better.	那冰块确实让我感觉好些了
[42:43]	Butterflies.	蝴蝶
[42:45]	Hey, you know what? I just remembered I gotta meet a guy.	嘿 我刚记起我得见个人
[42:48]	No, no. Wait.	不 等等
[42:50]	No, you can’t go.	不 你不能走
[42:52]	‘Cause guess what?	知道为什么吗
[42:54]	What?	什么
[42:55]	I only do two at a time.	我每次都是伺候两个的
[42:58]	What do you mean?	什么意思
[42:59]	What do I mean?	我什么意思
[43:04]	There those are.	就是它们了
[43:06]	Yeah, let’s do this.	来吧
[43:08]	Him first? Okay.	他先 好
[43:10]	It’s your thing. I don’t wanna tell you what to do.	你决定吧 我不想命令你
[43:12]	Hold on, I gotta get the phone.	等等 我得接电话
[43:15]	Hello? Mom?	喂 妈
[43:19]	What?	搞什么
[43:20]	I wanna know what the doctor said.	我想知道医生怎么说的
[43:21]	Lou? Lou, we can’t do this.	卢 我们不能这么做
[43:23]	Yes, we can.	我们能
[43:25]	No, this didn’t happen.	不能 这没发生过
[43:26]	– We can’t do this. – Yes, we can.	-我们不能这么做 -我们可以
[43:27]	– This didn’t happen in the past. – Yes, it did. Shut up.	-这在过去没发生过 -发生过 闭嘴
[43:29]	This did not fucking happen in the past.	这他妈在过去没发生过
[43:31]	You shut the fuck up, please.	拜托你他妈的闭嘴
[43:32]	We’re gonna make, like, Hitler president or something.	我们这就像让希特勒做总统一样
[43:34]	We can’t do this.	我们不能这么做
[43:36]	Look, can you be fucking normal? Please?	听着 请你他妈的正常点行吗
[43:40]	Every young man’s fantasy is to have a three-way.	每个年轻人都幻想着3P
[43:42]	– Not with another fucking guy. – It’s still a three-way.	-但是是和两个女人 -这样也是3P啊
[43:44]	What about the policy of the butterfly effect?	那蝴蝶效应原则怎么办
[43:46]	The butterfly effect can suck my nuts!	蝴蝶效应给我吹萧去吧
[43:49]	Look, we’re gonna have sex with this girl, okay?	听着 我们要和这女孩做爱 好吗
[43:52]	You, me, together.	你 我 我们一起
[43:55]	Enough of this queer shit. Let’s get the mood right.	受够这娘娘腔了 把气氛修正过来
[43:59]	All right. Look, right there.	好了 看着 就这
[44:00]	What?	什么
[44:01]	You don’t wanna seem overzealous with a full-on rager.	完全勃起看上去会太过热情
[44:04]	You don’t want to insult the woman, either.	你没有侮辱这女孩的意思
[44:06]	You’re gonna wanna get at least a half-a-chub going, right?	你至少要半勃起 对吧
[44:09]	– Look at me. – No.	-看看我 -不看
[44:10]	– Look at that. – No.	-看看这个 -不
[44:11]	Look at how, like, perfect that is.	看看有多完美
[44:13]	I’m not gonna fucking look.	我他妈的才不看
[44:16]	Look, look. Here.	看看这
[44:17]	What the fuck, man?	搞什么
[44:20]	– I’m out of here. – Come on, Jake,	-我要走了 -拜托 杰克
[44:22]	– I was just getting you started. – Don’t care!	-我只是在帮你热身 -无所谓了
[44:23]	Guys do that.	男人就这样
[44:24]	No one does that!	没人这样
[44:26]	Hey. Onesies?	单干吗
[44:31]	Sorry.	抱歉
[44:33]	Okay, cool. I’m out of here.	好 没事 我走了
[44:42]	How did it go with Jenny?	詹妮的事怎样了
[44:46]	Oh, my God.	我的天
[44:49]	Oh, my God. Whoo! Why aren’t you dancing?	我的天 你怎么不跳舞
[44:53]	Whoa! What’s your name?	你叫什么名字
[44:54]	That’s Jacob. That’s Jenny.	这是雅各布 这是詹妮
[44:58]	What the fuck are you doing?	你他妈在搞什么
[45:00]	– You’re supposed to break up with her! – I know.	-你应该和她分手 -我知道
[45:01]	No, no, no. Just check it out, okay?	我只是先核实下 好吗
[45:03]	Maybe she’s the key to something.	也许她是事情的关键
[45:05]	And I messed it up when I broke up with her before,	以前和她分手时 我搞得一塌糊涂
[45:07]	and now the universe is giving me another crack at it.	现在上天给了我补救的机会
[45:10]	And if you thought you could really start over	如果有机会可以从头再来
[45:13]	and do something totally different,	可以作出完全不同的选择
[45:14]	you wouldn’t even consider it?	难道你不会考虑一下吗
[45:16]	You’re absolutely right.	你说的一点没错
[45:17]	You think so? Really?	你真的这么认为吗
[45:18]	No. Fuck, no!	操 当然不是
[45:20]	Come on!	拜托
[45:23]	What do you mean, you didn’t do it?	你没有做是什么意思
[45:25]	I’m getting to it.	我正在努力
[45:26]	No, we were supposed to do everything that we did.	不 你应该做每一件曾做过的事
[45:28]	That’s what I remember.	我记得是这样
[45:29]	Yeah, Adam, what the fuck, man?	是的 亚当 你搞什么
[45:31]	You were supposed to fucking dump her.	你该他妈的把她甩了
[45:32]	You think I liked getting	你以为我喜欢
[45:33]	my ass fucked up and down the entire street?	在大街上让人猛揍吗
[45:35]	– Because I didn’t. – It’s not that I’m not gonna do it,	-其实我不喜欢 -我不是不做
[45:36]	I just haven’t done it yet. There’s a big difference.	只是还没做成而已 这有很大的区别
[45:38]	Look at my face, dude.	老兄 看看我的脸
[45:39]	Look at my fucking face! Drink me in.	看看我这张猪头脸 好好欣赏下
[45:41]	You think I wouldn’t have liked to have changed this?	你觉得我不想改变这些吗
[45:43]	Shut the fuck up, Lou.	快他妈闭嘴吧 卢
[45:44]	You tried to rope me into a three-way.	你还想把我骗去搞3P
[45:46]	– What? – Did you?	-什么 -真的吗
[45:47]	– No. – Yes.	-没有 -是的
[45:48]	Lou! Did you?	卢 真的吗
[45:50]	I didn’t fuck that girl. Okay?	我没有上那女孩 好吗
[45:53]	Because I’m committed to not changing the past.	因为我承诺过不改变过去
[45:56]	Right. It had nothing to do with her	是啊 这和她想做中国手指陷阱
[45:58]	wanting to be a Chinese finger trap.	一点关系都没有[3P一方式]
[45:59]	And I’m not saying that because she was Asian.	而且我这么说不是因为她是亚洲人
[46:01]	So you’re telling me I cheated on my wife for no reason.	你的意思是我背叛了我老婆却颗粒无收吗
[46:05]	Just relax, okay?	放松 好吗
[46:06]	I’m gonna do it. I just haven’t done it yet!	我会做的 我只是还没做成而已
[46:08]	You’re unbelievable.	你太不可靠了
[46:09]	– Hey, Nick, can I ask you a question? – Yes.	-尼克 我能问你个问题吗 -可以
[46:11]	Does this seem like it’s all about Adam again?	这次是不是又变成亚当的问题了
[46:12]	Yeah, just like Cincinnati.	对 就像在辛辛那提一样
[46:15]	– What? – You gonna bring that up?	-什么 -你想算旧账吗
[46:17]	We said we weren’t gonna talk about Cincinnati ever, okay?	我们说过 绝不再提辛辛那提的 好吗
[46:19]	Is this why you have that	这就是为什么柜子里
[46:20]	shoebox in your closet that says “Cincinnati”?	有个鞋盒上写着辛辛那提对吗
[46:22]	Yeah.	没错
[46:23]	What? That’s fucking admissible!	什么 真他妈的不能接受
[46:25]	You keep it in the closet?	你把它保存在柜子里吗
[46:26]	What was I supposed to do with it?	我该把它怎样
[46:27]	You can’t bury those things.	又不能把这些东西埋了
[46:29]	And you wrote “Cincinnati” on it?	你还在上面写辛辛那提吗
[46:30]	How do I know which one it’s supposed to be?	我怎么知道是哪一个
[46:34]	Is it a fetus?	是个胎儿吗
[46:35]	My friends are ridiculous.	我的朋友都太荒唐了
[46:36]	Why are we still talking about this?	为什么我们还在谈这个
[46:38]	Okay, we said we would never talk about that.	我们说过不再提起那件事的
[46:40]	By the way, where does it say	还有 他妈的
[46:41]	in the fucking friendship handbook	友谊手册里哪里写着
[46:43]	that you are the only one who is allowed	只有你们才
[46:45]	any fucking problems?	有权去犯错误
[46:47]	I forgot that it says in the asshole handbook	我倒是忘了混蛋手册里写着
[46:49]	that you can just fuck over your friends whenever you want!	你可以随便欺骗你的朋友
[46:52]	Actually, it would say that in the asshole handbook	实际上 混蛋手册里会写着
[46:53]	if it was, like, guidelines for being an asshole,	如何去当一个混蛋
[46:55]	– that’s what it would say. – Why wouldn’t it say that	-上面会写这类的 -为什么混蛋手册里
[46:56]	– in the asshole handbook? – Yeah, it would say	-不会写这些呢 -是啊 上面会写着
[46:58]	– to fuck your friends. – “Fuck over your friends.”	-去玩弄你的朋友吧 -欺骗你的朋友
[46:59]	– No, no, no. – Have you ever read a book?	-不 不 不 -你看过书吗
[47:00]	You’re right. I’m sorry, my bad.	你们是对的 对不起 我的错
[47:03]	You guys are right.	你们是对的
[47:04]	But if you’re changing the fucking past, okay,	但既然你他妈要改变过去
[47:06]	then I’m changing the fucking past, all right?	那我也要去改变过去 明白吗
[47:08]	No! Lou!	不行 卢
[47:10]	Okay! We’re in the game! I like this.	好了 我们可以随便玩了 我喜欢
[47:13]	I didn’t change anything yet, I just didn’t do it.	我还没改变任何事 我只是还没有做
[47:14]	And if we’re changing shit,	如果我们改变了些什么的话
[47:16]	you better be there at midnight to get my fucking back.	你最好他妈的午夜前给我回来
[47:18]	– Done. – I’ll be there.	-好了 -我会去的
[47:19]	Guys! Guys!	伙计们 伙计们
[47:20]	Come on, man. Talk to me about this!	等等 伙计们 我们再谈谈
[47:22]	– Fuck off. – Fuck!	-你滚开 -妈的
[47:23]	– I’ll be back in a minute. – Where are you going?	-我一会儿回来 -你要去哪儿
[47:25]	I gotta go. I’m getting out of here.	我得走了 我要离开这里
[47:26]	No, no, Adam, listen to me, please.	别 别 亚当 求你听我说
[47:28]	Jenny Stedmeyer is not your fucking destiny, okay?	詹妮・丝黛梅尔不是你的真命天女 好吗
[47:30]	She’s just some girl.	她只是一个普通女孩
[47:31]	Some girl you dated in high school, okay?	跟你高中时约过会的普通女孩 好吗
[47:33]	I know! I just got some emotions coming up.	我知道 我只是有点激动
[47:35]	I got some feelings that I got to deal with.	我得去稳定一下情绪
[47:37]	I’m gonna do it. I believe in you. You’re awesome.	我会做的 我相信你 你棒极了
[47:39]	You know what? That’s fine. Everybody just take off!	你知道吗 这没问题 全都走人吧
[47:40]	I don’t need to be born.	我不需要被生下来
[47:42]	I’ll just go find the repairman myself and fix the time machine.	我要自己找修理工来修好时光机
[47:46]	That’s the dumbest thing I’ve said in a while.	这是我说过的最蠢的话
[47:50]	You made the best decision of your life,	你做了人生中最好的决定
[47:52]	choosing me as your friend over Adam.	选我做你的朋友 而不是亚当
[47:54]	I’m pretty sure that’s not what’s going on here.	我很确定事实不是这样的
[47:55]	Don’t be afraid. I’m gonna treat you right.	别害怕 我会好好待你的
[47:57]	Daddy’s gonna take care of you.	老爸来照顾你
[48:00]	Here we go. It’s like a slow-motion guillotine.	你看 这就像切纸机的慢镜头
[48:05]	What the F-ing fuck?	他妈的怎么回事
[48:15]	Here we go. Here we go. Round two.	又来了 又来了 第二回合
[48:19]	Should we help him?	我们该帮他吗
[48:20]	No. No. This is his destiny.	不 不行 这是他命中注定的
[48:29]	Fuck you!	去你妈的
[48:30]	– Did it happen? – No.	-发生了吗 -没有
[48:35]	If that guy doesn’t lose his arm soon,	如果那家伙的胳膊等会还没断
[48:37]	I’m gonna fucking take it from him myself.	我就他妈的自己帮他剁下来
[48:39]	Man!	伙计
[48:45]	Blaine!	布莱恩
[48:47]	Come on down, man. Have a brewski with us.	下来吧 伙计 跟我们一起喝啤酒
[48:49]	There’s a party.	下面在开派对
[48:50]	“No foreign army has ever occupied American soil.”	没有外国军队能侵占美国的领土
[48:53]	“Until now.”	直到现在
[48:55]	Watching Red Dawn again, or…	又在看”天狐入侵”了吗 还是
[48:56]	Wolverines!	狼獾
[48:59]	They’re Ruskies.	他们是”俄国佬”
[49:01]	And these are their secret Commie weapons.	这些是他们共产党员的秘密武器
[49:03]	What are you talking about?	你在说什么
[49:04]	Look at this stuff, man.	看看这个 伙计
[49:06]	They could be spies or something.	他们可能是间谍或者什么
[49:09]	I don’t know, Blaine. I mean, they seem a little young	我不知道 布莱恩 他们要做间谍
[49:11]	to be spies, you know.	可能还年轻了点儿
[49:12]	Come on, Chaz.	得了吧 查兹
[49:14]	They could be some kind of 21 Jump Street	他们可能来自”龙虎少年队”
[49:17]	spy battalion-type dudes.	里的那种间谍营
[49:21]	Yeah. Yeah. Or not at all,	是啊 是的 或者根本不沾边
[49:23]	you know? There’s also that.	你知道 还有别的可能
[49:25]	What the fuck is this?	这他妈的是什么
[49:28]	There’s something I wanna talk to you about.	我有事要跟你说
[49:29]	It’s something I’m supposed to do but I don’t wanna do.	我本不想的 但我必须这么做
[49:31]	You know why?	你知道为什么吗
[49:32]	Okay, Adam. But…	好的 亚当 但是
[49:33]	Because I was thinking about	因为我一直觉得
[49:34]	how good we are together, right?	我们在一起真是棒极了 对吗
[49:36]	– Don’t you think? I really think so. – Okay.	-你不认为吗 我真这么想的 -好的
[49:38]	And I was talking about the future and I was thinking about,	我是说我一直思考的未来
[49:41]	well, my future is this way and maybe it could be this way.	我的未来是这样的 也许可以是那样
[49:43]	I know I’m rambling now. God, you’re so beautiful.	我知道我现在跑题了 上帝啊 你太美了
[49:45]	But we got along so great and…	但我们在一起是那么美好
[49:46]	What is that?	那是什么
[49:49]	It’s a note I wrote to you. You should read it.	是我给你写的一个纸条 你该读一读
[49:51]	– Right now? – Yeah.	-现在吗 -是的
[49:53]	Okay.Just a second.	好的 等一下
[49:53]	“Dear Adam, you’re a super-terrific guy and I love you.”	亲爱的亚当 你是一个超级好的人 我爱你
[49:59]	“And that’s why this is so hard for me.”	所以我很难开口
[50:00]	“You’re one of the most	你是我认识人当中
[50:01]	amazing people that I’ve ever met. I can’t…”	最好的一个 我不能
[50:04]	Are you breaking up with me?	你这是要跟我分手吗
[50:05]	That’s what this… this is a break-up note?	这是什么 这是封分手信吗
[50:07]	I’m sorry, Adam.	对不起 亚当
[50:09]	All these years!	这么多年了
[50:10]	You stabbed me in the eye with a fucking fork	你他妈的把叉子刺进我的眼睛里
[50:11]	and you were gonna break up with me anyway?	而你反过来又要跟我分手了吗
[50:13]	Is that what you’re saying to me?	这就是你想跟说的吗
[50:14]	I did what?	我做了什么
[50:15]	Why are you breaking up with me? That’s not how this works.	为什么是你跟我分手 事情不是这样的
[50:19]	You’re such a great guy and you’re gonna find the right girl,	你是个好人 你会找到适合你的女孩的
[50:21]	but it’s not me.	但不是我
[50:23]	And you know, everybody knows what a big deal	而且你知道 所有人都知道
[50:25]	you’re gonna be some day.	你将来会出人头地的
[50:27]	No, I’m not. I’m not. I’m not anybody.	不 我没有 我没有 我什么也不是
[50:31]	Adam, okay. It’s not you, it’s me.	亚当 好了 原因不在你 是我
[50:36]	I say that to you. You don’t say that to me.	我对你说这些才对 不是你对我说
[50:39]	That’s not how this works.	事情不是这样的
[50:41]	Do you know what happens to you if we don’t go back?	你知道如果我们不回来 会发生什么吗
[50:45]	– You end up with Billy Lavatino. – I like him.	-你会和比利・拉瓦蒂诺在一起 -我喜欢他
[50:47]	You may like him, but then	你可能喜欢他 但后来
[50:48]	you end up pregnant with, like, trucker hips,	你怀孕了 肚子大得像卡车的屁股
[50:50]	and you have a baby with Billy Lavatino,	你和比利・拉瓦蒂诺有了孩子
[50:52]	and you’re addicted to Weight Watchers, you little bitch.	而你会沉迷于减肥中心 你这个小骚货
[50:54]	– What did you just call me? – Take this fucking back!	-你叫我什么 -把这个他妈的收回去
[50:56]	Don’t you… Jesus!	难道你 上帝啊
[51:01]	I don’t get fat!	我才不会变胖
[51:03]	Gross!	太恶心了
[51:09]	If we’re changing shit,	如果我们可以改变过去
[51:10]	we gotta be taking advantage of shit.	我们也可以利用过去
[51:12]	– No. – Mulligan.	-不行 -重新发球
[51:14]	– No mulligan. – Come on!	-不能重新发 -得了吧
[51:16]	– You had, like, five mulligans. – Dude.	-你已经重新发球五次了 -老兄
[51:17]	I’m not talking about bad stuff, either, okay?	我也没说要做什么坏事 对不对
[51:20]	I’m just talking about good stuff.	我在说好事
[51:21]	Like keeping Manimal on the air, you know?	就像可以让”变身神探”继续播放 你知道
[51:24]	Or preventing Miley Cyrus.	或者阻止麦莉・赛勒斯
[51:26]	Preventing her from what?	阻止麦莉・赛勒斯干什么
[51:28]	Just preventing her.	就是阻止她
[51:29]	And there’s the catch! First down!	球被截住了 首攻
[51:36]		丹佛队-克里夫兰队 13-13
[51:37]	Oh, shit!	妈的
[51:39]	I know this game.	我知道这场比赛
[51:40]	Yeah?	是吗
[51:41]	Yeah. This is the Denver-Cleveland playoff game.	是的 这是丹佛对克里夫兰的决赛
[51:43]	This is the fucking Drive, man.	激烈无比 伙计
[51:45]	Yeah?	是吗
[51:48]	I know what we’re gonna do.	我知道我们该做什么了
[51:56]	Adam, hey. You’re back. Awesome.	亚当 你回来了 太好了
[51:59]	What’s going on here? Where are the guys?	怎么了 他们哪儿去了
[52:03]	– What’s this? – Read it.	-这是什么 -自己读吧
[52:05]	“Dear Adam, you are a super-terrific guy and I love you,	亲爱的亚当 你是一个超级好的人 我爱你
[52:07]	“Which is why this is so hard for me. I cherish our friendship.”	所以我很难开口 我珍视我们的友谊
[52:13]	She broke up with you?	她把你甩了
[52:15]	And you still fucking got stabbed in the eye?	而你的眼睛还是他妈的被刺了
[52:17]	Leave me alone. Get out of here.	让我一个人待会 出去
[52:19]	What are you doing here? You writing poetry?	你在这儿干什么呢 你在写诗吗
[52:21]	Just leave me alone and get out of here. No.	别管我了 出去 我没有
[52:23]	You’re writing fucking break-up poetry.	你他妈的在写分手诗吗
[52:25]	All right, I’m writing break-up poetry, okay?	是的 我是在写分手诗 行了吗
[52:28]	Because my heart hurts.	因为我的心碎了
[52:30]	She stabbed me in my heart and my eye.	她刺伤了我的心和眼
[52:31]	Holy shit, you’re wasted.	真他妈的 你真没用
[52:32]	Look, I’ve had like two wine kills,	你看 我这里有两杯酒精杀手
[52:34]	Captain Buzzcooler.	布兹库勒尔长官
[52:36]	– God. – You’re fucked up.	-上帝啊 -你太颓废了
[52:39]	“Jenny’s eyes, like a gypsy’s lies	詹妮眼眸像吉卜赛人的谎言
[52:41]	cut right through the night	划破漆黑的夜
[52:41]	“Now those eyes are another guy’s	现在这眼眸已属于别人
[52:43]	and I’m alone with my pain”	我带着痛苦独自伤悲
[52:44]	That was clean.	结尾原来是”干净”
[52:45]	Are you shitting me with this, Adam?	你他妈的是在耍我吗 亚当
[52:48]	Look, you can recite it straight	你可以直接朗诵
[52:50]	or to the tune of Sweet Child O’ Mine.	或者用”我恬美的爱人”的旋律吟唱
[52:51]	It doesn’t matter.	都可以
[52:52]	Are these mushrooms?	这些是蘑菇吗
[52:53]	Did you eat these mushrooms, Adam?	你吃了这些蘑菇吗 亚当
[52:56]	I like to eat them, you know? A couple of them.	我喜欢吃 我吃了一些
[52:58]	Holy fuck, man, you gotta stay straight!	去你妈的 伙计 你得清醒点儿
[53:00]	– You gotta help me get the guys back! – Just relax.	-你得帮我把他们找回来 -放松
[53:02]	You know, it’s not always about my emotional journey.	你要知道 并非总是我的感情出问题
[53:04]	– It could be about yours. – Put the coke down!	-你也可能会遇到 -把可乐放下
[53:05]	– God damn it, you little fucker! – Give it to me!	-该死的 你这个小混蛋 -把它给我
[53:07]	Don’t you fucking get it? I’m not gonna be fucking born!	你他妈的不明白吗 我他妈的不会出生了
[53:13]	How much worse can it get?	还能比这更糟糕吗
[53:16]	What? The ’80s?	什么 八十年代吗
[53:18]	New part shorted out another part.	新的零件让另一个零件短路了
[53:20]	I hope we can get that thing working before dawn.	我希望能在黎明前修好它
[53:22]	Wait, wait, hold on,	等等 等一下
[53:23]	is that when the time portal closes, at dawn?	那就是时光入口关闭的时间吗 黎明时
[53:25]	That’s when the party’s over.	那是派对结束的时间
[53:27]	Fuck you, man. Listen.	去你吗的 伙计 听着
[53:28]	I am at my wit’s end with him,	他已经把我的智慧都磨光了
[53:30]	so you gotta level with me.	所以你得说实话
[53:31]	Are you the mystical time-travel guide-guy or not?	你到底是不是时光旅行的神秘引导者
[53:33]	Don’t you put your hands on me, young lady!	别用手抓着我不放 年轻的女士
[53:37]	I’m just trying to do my job, here.	我正试着完成我的工作
[53:39]	Fuck, hold on. Quit eating mushrooms, man!	妈的 等一下 别再吃蘑菇了 伙计
[53:41]	I wanna have a few more.	我还想再吃点儿
[53:45]	What the fuck is happening to me? I can’t…	我到底是怎么了 我不能
[53:49]	Dawn.	黎明
[53:53]	Hey, Adam.	嘿 亚当
[53:55]	All right, so anyway, the repairman’s doing his thing.	好了 反正修理工会继续工作
[53:58]	I’m gonna go find Nick and Lou,	我要去找尼克和卢了
[53:59]	and you stay right here. Okay?	你就待在这里 好吗
[54:00]	I’m gonna stay.	我留下
[54:01]	You got it, but you can’t leave.	你懂了 但是你不能离开
[54:03]	I can’t move, because I’m broken.	我动不了 因为我心碎了
[54:06]	Man, you and my mom are so fucked.	伙计 你和我妈都糟透了
[54:11]	Hungry.	饿了
[54:14]	Evening.	晚上好
[54:15]	You’ve got two arms.	你有两只胳膊
[54:17]	But you’re not going to. You’re gonna lose one.	但是你将来不再有了 你会失去一只
[54:19]	What?	什么
[54:20]	You’re gonna lose that arm.	你会失去那只手臂
[54:24]	You’re one of those joker guys.	你跟那些爱开玩笑的人一伙的
[54:25]	Right. Right.	是的 是的
[54:26]	I don’t care if you put that arm	我不管你是不是把那只胳膊
[54:28]	in a steel fucking vault,	放进钢制保险柜里
[54:29]	that arm’s coming off!	那只胳膊就要没了
[54:31]	You’re gonna lose your arm.	你要失去你的胳膊了
[54:32]	You’re gonna lose your arm!	你要失去你的胳膊了
[54:34]	I’m gonna rape you.	我要扁你
[54:35]	I’m gonna rape you!	我要扁你
[54:35]	– I’m gonna rape you. – I’m gonna rape you.	-我要扁你 -我要扁你
[54:37]	– Have a great night. – Okay.	-祝你晚上愉快 -好的
[54:39]	…to the end zone. Touchdown Cleveland!	到了得分区 克里夫兰触地得分
[54:44]	Pay up, suckers! Pay up!	付钱 衰人们 付钱
[54:46]	How does he do it? How is he right all the time?	他怎么做到的 他怎么老是对的
[54:49]	Let me ask you something, McFly.	我来问你 小飞侠[乐队名]
[54:52]	How you getting so lucky?	你怎么这么幸运
[54:53]	I know the fucking future, douche bag.	我知道未来 混蛋
[54:55]	Really? One more bet.	真的吗 再赌一次
[54:57]	Ricky, come on.	瑞奇 走吧
[54:58]	You said one more and then you’d be done.	你说过再赌一次就走的
[55:00]	I also said to shut the fuck up. Remember that?	我还说了快他妈的闭嘴 记得吗
[55:02]	Okay, I love you. Shut the fuck up.	好了 我爱你 快他妈闭嘴吧
[55:04]	By the way, I love your coat.	插一句 我喜欢你的大衣
[55:06]	I don’t give a shit about animals, either, so…	我也从不在动物身上花一分钱 所以
[55:08]	One more bet. High stakes.	再赌一次 玩把大的
[55:09]	All right. All right. Bring it on, Spader.	好的 好的 拿出你的本事来吧 二逼
[55:12]	Bring it on, Jo-Jo.	来吧 傻缺
[55:14]	I bet Elway throws a touchdown pass	我赌埃尔维会在比赛结束前
[55:16]	with 37 seconds left on the clock.	37秒时触地得分
[55:18]	Fat chance, asshole.	机会渺茫啊 混蛋
[55:19]	Elway’s done nothing all day.	埃尔维今天什么也没干
[55:20]	Well then, in the spirit of high stakes,	是啊 这才是冒险精神
[55:22]	let’s make it interesting.	让它变得有趣点吧
[55:23]	Let’s make it interesting.	你想赌什么
[55:24]	If I win, your wife gives me a blowjob.	如果我赢了 你的妻子就得给我口交
[55:28]	Really?	真的吗
[55:30]	A classy one.	质量高的
[55:34]	– Hey, screw you, kid. – Hey, okay,	-去你的 小子 -嘿 好吧
[55:35]	and if you win, name your price.	如果你赢了 你说要什么
[55:39]	Touchdown pass at 37 seconds, exactly?	就在37秒整时触地得分吗
[55:41]	Exactly.	准确无误
[55:44]	Fine.	好的
[55:45]	You lose, I take all your winnings.	你输了 我就拿走你所有赢的钱
[55:47]	Done.	成交
[55:48]	And you give your buddy a blowjob.	而且你得给你的哥们口交
[55:49]	What? Hell, no.	什么 见鬼 不行
[55:52]	– Deal. – Deal?	-成交 -成交
[55:53]	Well done. I like your style.	干得漂亮 我喜欢你的作风
[55:55]	I like your style.	我喜欢你的作风
[55:55]	He’s very creative.	他很有创意
[55:56]	I don’t like you taking liberties with my dick.	我不喜欢你冒犯我的老二
[55:59]	Relax, okay?	放松 好吗
[56:01]	We know the fucking future. We can’t lose.	我们他妈的知道未来 我们不会输的
[56:06]	Hey. Hey, there. What are you doing?	嘿 嘿 你在干什么
[56:13]	Okay, how’s the view from down there?	好的 躺下后视野怎么样
[56:19]	It’s nice.	美极了
[56:22]	Adam, right?	你叫亚当 是吗
[56:24]	Yeah.	是的
[56:25]	Why are you bleeding in the snow?	为什么你在雪地里还流着血
[56:27]	That? No, I…	那个吗 不 我
[56:28]	I got stabbed in the face with a fork.	有人用叉子刺伤了我的脸
[56:31]	I saw it coming and I avoided it.	我知道这会发生所以我想避免它
[56:33]	I mean, I didn’t avoid it.	我的意思是 我还是没躲开
[56:35]	It just happened again to me	只是还是以相似的
[56:36]	in a slightly different way.	另一种方式发生了
[56:38]	Boy, I really wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about.	我真希望我明白你他妈的在说些什么
[56:43]	All the choices we make in our life,	我们生活中做的所有选择
[56:44]	they’re pointless.	都是没有意义的
[56:45]	There’s no escaping the inevitable.	都无法逃脱这种必然性
[56:48]	I don’t know, man.	我不知道 伙计
[56:52]	So, you’re saying that your	所以 不管你做什么
[56:53]	whole entire life is predetermined to suck,	你是说你的整个人生
[56:55]	no matter what you do?	都是注定了要糟透透顶吗
[56:57]	It’s not the way I want it, but…	我不想这样 但是
[56:58]	Kind of seems like a really, really good excuse	听起来我们真的该在今夜
[57:01]	to do something totally amazing right now, tonight.	干一些彻底疯狂的事情
[57:06]	Like what?	例如什么
[57:07]	Like perhaps hang out with a girl that you just met	就像也许跟你刚刚认识的女孩一起玩
[57:12]	before her bus has to leave in two hours?	而她的公车两个小时后就会离开
[57:15]	Right-o.	马上来
[57:17]	I thought you said we were going to get some food.	我以为我们要去弄点吃的点呢
[57:19]	Yeah, we are. We’re about to get some food.	是啊 马上就找到吃的了
[57:22]	I’m pretty hungry, actually.	我已经饿坏了
[57:24]	Damn it. They forgot to leave the key.	该死的 他们忘了留下钥匙
[57:27]	Who did?	谁
[57:28]	Carol and Stan Stapleton. They’re my friends.	卡罗尔和斯坦・斯泰普尔顿 他们是我的朋友
[57:31]	They live here,	他们住这儿
[57:31]	and I housesit for them when they go to Nepal, sometimes.	他们去尼泊尔时 我帮他们看房子
[57:34]	I thought you said you came in here on a bus.	你好像说过你是坐公车来的
[57:36]	They usually do leave, like, a side door open.	他们通常会留一个侧门的
[57:40]	– They do? – So let me… I’ll be right back.	-是吗 -让我 马上回来
[57:42]	Okay.	好的
[57:44]	Yep, it’s unlocked.	太好了 这没锁
[57:51]	Cheers.	干杯
[57:53]	So which one’s Carol?	哪个是卡罗尔
[57:58]	Carol’s on the left.	卡罗尔是左边那个
[58:00]	Elway’s last stand. 45 seconds left on the clock.	埃尔维的垂死挣扎 还有45秒比赛结束
[58:03]	I’m really good at getting head. You’ll see.	我勃起得很快 你会知道的
[58:07]	– Elway takes the snap. – Go, baby.	-埃尔维迅速反应 -冲啊 宝贝
[58:08]	He fades back. Elway fires.	他后退传球了 埃尔维燃烧了
[58:10]	He’s got Jackson open.	他摆脱了杰克逊的防守
[58:11]	He’s impossibly open!	难以置信 竟然无人防守他
[58:13]	Wait, what’s this? Vermin?	等一下 这是什么 害鼠吗
[58:15]	No, no, no! I know this squirrel.	不 不 不 我知道这只松树
[58:16]	That’s a magic fucking squirrel. This doesn’t count.	这只是一只他妈的松树 没关系
[58:19]	He’s distracted by a wild squirrel!	他被一只野生松鼠分散了注意力
[58:20]	What the fuck?	他妈的怎么回事
[58:21]	Incomplete! Game’s over! Cleveland wins!	没有成功 比赛结束 克里夫兰队获胜
[58:24]	The Dawg Pound is going to the Super Bowl.	耶・庞德入围超级杯赛
[58:26]	Oh, yeah!	太好了
[58:28]	I’ve never seen anything like it!	我从没见过这样的事
[58:30]	He did it. Got to go!	他赢了 该走了
[58:32]	Congratulations. Look at all that money.	恭喜 看这些钱啊
[58:33]	I was kidding about the blowjob thing.	口交的事我是开玩的
[58:35]	Obviously, we’re comedians.	显然我们是喜剧演员
[58:36]	Hey, guys. Guys.	嘿 伙计们 伙计们
[58:39]	A bet’s a bet.	打赌就是打赌
[58:42]	Motherfucker!	他妈的
[58:45]	So you’re a Time Lord?	这么说你是时间的主宰
[58:48]	And a Jacuzzi is your spaceship?	浴缸就是你的飞船
[58:52]	That is correct, madam.	正确 女士
[58:53]	That’s the only part of this whole thing	这真是整个事件中
[58:55]	that doesn’t make sense to me.	唯一对我来说毫无意义的事了
[58:57]	You’re not the only one. Believe me.	你不是唯一一个 相信我
[58:59]	I mean, the whole thing is just totally insane.	整件事都让人无法置信
[59:05]	So, how’s the future working out for you?	那未来你怎么样
[59:07]	I mean, are you like a happy grownup?	我是说你是个幸福的大人吗
[59:10]	Not particularly, no.	不算了 不是
[59:11]	Yeah.	是吗
[59:12]	My friends actually think I ended up being	实际上我的朋友认为我是
[59:14]	a completely selfish, fucked-up person.	一个非常自私和糟糕的人
[59:17]	And they may have a point, actually, if I think about it.	仔细想来 实际上他们确实有些道理
[59:21]	I’ll tell you something I haven’t told somebody for a long time.	诉你一件事 已经好久没跟别人提过了
[59:23]	When I was a kid,	当我还是孩子时
[59:24]	every Friday night,	每周五的晚上
[59:25]	my father used to take my sister Kelly and me	我父亲总会带着我和我妹妹凯莉
[59:28]	to this place called Flatirons	到一个叫”福莱特艾伦斯”的地方
[59:30]	for steak sandwiches.	吃牛排三明治
[59:31]	It was a family tradition.	这是家庭的传统
[59:33]	That’s sometimes a good thing.	这是件好事啊
[59:35]	But one year, we saw this commercial	但有一年 我们看见了一个广告
[59:38]	for this place called The Enchanted Forest of Pizza.	叫做”比萨饼的魔幻森林”
[59:41]	So the next Friday, my dad’s loading us up into the car.	所以下个星期五 我的父亲开车载着我们
[59:45]	We’re like, “Daddy, we	我们就说 爸爸 我们
[59:46]	want to go to The Enchanted Forest of Pizza.”	想要去”比萨饼的魔幻森林”
[59:48]	And he’s like, “What are you talking about?	他就说 你们在说什么
[59:50]	“We always go for steak sandwiches.”	我们一直都是吃牛排三明治的
[59:52]	But we just stay at him	但我们不停吵闹
[59:54]	and we’re whining, and we’re badgering, and finally he relents.	我们哭嚷 我们缠着他 最终他答应了
[59:57]	Nice. So, you win.	很好 这么说你赢了
[59:58]	You deviated from the plan in a really big way. That’s good.	你以厉害的方式脱离了束缚 这很好
[1:00:02]	33 people died of E. Coli.	33人因为大肠杆菌死了
[1:00:05]	Including my father.	包括我的父亲
[1:00:07]	Before he died, he looked at me and he said,	在他死之前他看着我说
[1:00:09]	“Adam, you did this.”	亚当 这是你的错
[1:00:11]	No, he didn’t.	不 他没这么说
[1:00:13]	Yes, he did,	是的 他这么说了
[1:00:14]	with his eyes.	眼神里说的
[1:00:15]	I don’t think that that’s what he meant with his eyes.	我不认为他的眼神是这个意思
[1:00:18]	The point is that Kelly and I	重点是凯莉和我
[1:00:19]	dealt with the guilt of this in very different ways.	用不同的方式应对我们的罪恶感
[1:00:22]	She went wild, right?	她变得很野性
[1:00:24]	She didn’t want to have control over anything.	她不想控制任何事
[1:00:26]	But I vowed to master the chaos,	但我却发誓要掌控一切混乱
[1:00:28]	to impose order.	让人唯命是从
[1:00:29]	Adam, I really don’t think	亚当 我真的不认为
[1:00:30]	that you can let a poison pizza ruin the rest of your life.	一块有毒的比萨饼能够毁了你余生
[1:00:34]	You got to embrace the chaos. You have to.	你应该接受这些混乱 你必须这么做
[1:00:37]	That way, life might just astonish you.	这样 生活才可能给你惊喜
[1:00:50]	– I had so much fun tonight. – I know!	-我今晚很开心 -我知道
[1:00:52]	Fuck! Game on.	妈的 好戏开始了
[1:00:56]	– You look so hot, by the way. – Thanks.	-你看起来辣极了 -谢谢
[1:00:58]	I said, start sucking, gaylord.	我说了 开始吸啊 同性恋
[1:01:01]	Yeah! Suck!	对 口交
[1:01:03]	Suck that shit, man!	快吸啊 伙计
[1:01:04]	Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!	口交 口交 口交 口交
[1:01:07]	Who are you people?	你们是什么人
[1:01:09]	God, who are you people?	天哪 你们还是人吗
[1:01:12]	Let’s get on with this. My fondue’s getting cold.	我们继续 我的奶酪火锅要凉了
[1:01:14]	Choke on that horn, man!	快吹那管子 伙计
[1:01:20]	Good for you.	你很棒啊
[1:01:22]	I know, right?	我知道好吧
[1:01:23]	It’s like Gary Coleman’s fucking forearm.	这就像是加里・科尔曼该死的前臂
[1:01:26]	It’s so black!	这太黑了
[1:01:28]	It’s so impossibly black.	真是黑的不可思议
[1:01:32]	– I love you, buddy. – Don’t say that!	-我爱你 兄弟 -别这么说
[1:01:34]	I’m sorry, I do.	抱歉 我爱你
[1:01:36]	– No, no, no! – Fuck, fuck…	-不 不 不 -操 操
[1:01:46]		香烟
[1:01:50]	You.	你
[1:01:52]	Maybe what you need isn’t in here, after all.	可能你要找的东西根本不在这里
[1:01:55]	Maybe what you need has always been in here.	可能你要找的一直都在这里
[1:01:59]	– Really? – No.	-真的吗 -不
[1:02:04]	The tub? Is it fixed yet?	浴缸呢 修好了吗
[1:02:06]	Can be. Ready to go?	快了 准备出发了吗
[1:02:08]	Wait, go where?	等等 去哪儿
[1:02:10]	To the room, check it out. I’ve got the part right here.	去房间看看 我在这找到了零件
[1:02:12]	Yeah. Yeah, let’s go.	好啊 好 我们走吧
[1:02:13]	– Let’s go. – Right.	-走啊 -好
[1:02:19]	– Where did he go? – Who?	-他去哪了 -谁
[1:02:21]	This fucking guy.	他妈的混蛋
[1:02:24]	Nicholas.	尼古拉斯
[1:02:28]	Nicky. Nicholas.	尼克 尼古拉斯
[1:02:31]	There he is!	醒了啊
[1:02:34]	– What? – What the fuck?	-干嘛 -这是他妈的怎么回事
[1:02:36]	What? What?	什么 什么啊
[1:02:38]	What, do I still have some on my face?	什么 我脸上还有吗
[1:02:41]	God!	天哪
[1:02:43]	Damn!	该死
[1:02:45]	Did you have pineapple today?	你今天吃了菠萝吗
[1:02:47]	I can’t go home. What the fuck?	我没脸回家了 什么鬼事
[1:02:50]	I’m fucking with you, dude.	我他妈和你开玩笑呢 兄弟
[1:02:51]	It’s hand soap.	这是洗手液
[1:02:54]	Oh, my God. Relax.	天哪 放轻松
[1:02:56]	It’s like you haven’t seen a little come	你搞得像从没见过
[1:02:58]	on your friend’s face before, or something.	这玩意儿射在你朋友脸上一样
[1:03:00]	What the fuck is wrong with you, man?	你他妈有病吗 伙计
[1:03:02]	I’m just kidding. It’s what friends do. God!	开个玩笑嘛 朋友之间正常的 天哪
[1:03:04]	You didn’t?	你没有吗
[1:03:06]	Gargle your hog? No, man.	吸你的管子吗 当然没有
[1:03:09]	After they pulled you off of me,	他们把你从我身上挪开后
[1:03:10]	me and Rick talked it out.	我和瑞克讲清楚了
[1:03:11]	He’s actually a pretty cool guy.	他真是一个很酷的人
[1:03:12]	We have a lot in common.	我们有很多共同点
[1:03:13]	We both love tits and Motley Crue.	我们都喜欢咪咪和豹纹装
[1:03:16]	It’s cool?	这很酷吗
[1:03:17]	Yeah, I just told him a bunch of shit	对啊 我还告诉他很多能让他
[1:03:19]	that’s gonna make him rich in the future.	以后发大财的屁事
[1:03:21]	I saved the good stuff for us.	不过我把好东西留给我们自己了
[1:03:23]	Let’s go to the bar, plan our empire.	我们去酒吧规划一下我们的帝国吧
[1:03:31]	Fucking iPods, you know? Fucking Prius.	去他妈的苹果 去他妈的丰田
[1:03:35]	Match. com. Anything. com. Fucking Internet. com!	交友网站 什么网站 去他妈的互联网
[1:03:38]	Fucking Zac Efron. Nobody invented him yet.	该死的扎克・埃夫隆 他还没出生呢
[1:03:43]	What about Twitter? Whatever the fuck that is.	那微博呢 管他妈的是什么
[1:03:46]	We could combine Twitter with fucking Viagra.	我们能把微博和伟哥结合在一起
[1:03:51]	Twitt-agra.	微哥
[1:03:54]	What’s the matter, dude? Come on.	怎么回事 兄弟 来啊
[1:03:56]	I’m sorry, man. I’m just preoccupied.	抱歉 伙计 我有点心事
[1:03:59]	You just kind of down about being black and out of shape?	你因为是黑人而且有点胖就郁闷了吗
[1:04:02]	What the fuck is wrong with you? No.	你他妈的怎么回事 不是
[1:04:05]	Because you look good, you know?	你看起来很不错 知道吗
[1:04:06]	This is a great time for black people.	你正处于黑人的鼎盛时期
[1:04:09]	I mean our time, not this time.	我是说我们的时代 不是现在的
[1:04:10]	This is a terrible time for black people.	现在这时代对黑人不妙
[1:04:11]	I don’t see one other black person in here.	在这我一个黑人也没看见
[1:04:15]	Talk to me, man.	和我聊聊 伙计
[1:04:16]	I found out she fucking cheated.	我发现她他妈的有外遇
[1:04:18]	What? Courtney’s fucking cheating on you?	什么 考特尼他妈的背叛你了吗
[1:04:21]	I gave her my life, I gave up my passion.	我为她放弃了生活 放弃了我的爱好
[1:04:24]	And she’s just out there…	但她却在外面
[1:04:26]	Why the fuck didn’t you say something, man?	为什么你他妈什么都不说呢 伙计
[1:04:28]	That’s just it! I never see you guys anymore.	问题就在这 我再也没见过你们
[1:04:31]	I don’t have my music, I barely have friends.	我失去了音乐 我朋友也不多
[1:04:34]	Without Courtney,	没有了考特尼
[1:04:36]	I’m nothing.	我什么也不是
[1:04:38]	You’re just fucking Courtney’s bitch right now.	你现在他妈的成了考特尼的随从了
[1:04:40]	You need to be your own man, you know?	你得做自己 知道吗
[1:04:43]	“Nick Webber Agnew”?	尼克・韦伯・艾格纽
[1:04:44]	What the fuck is that?	这他妈的是什么
[1:04:44]	– It’s terrible. – It doesn’t work.	-是很糟 -这不管用
[1:04:46]	No. Nick Webber, that’s who you are.	不 尼克・韦伯 才是你自己
[1:04:49]	That’s who I was.	那是过去的我
[1:04:51]	Maybe you gotta find him again.	看来你得把他找回来
[1:04:53]	You know, she’s getting hers, you go get yours.	她去找乐子了 那你也找找乐子
[1:04:57]	I can’t, man.	伙计 我不行
[1:04:59]	It means something to me to be married.	结婚对我来说是一份责任
[1:05:01]	You’re not fucking married. It’s 1986.	现在是1986年 你他妈的还没结婚呢
[1:05:03]	In my heart I am.	在我心里我已经结了
[1:05:04]	Your heart’s a fucking liar.	你的心是个他妈的骗子
[1:05:14]	You know what? You know what you got to do?	你知道你该做什么吗
[1:05:17]	What?	什么
[1:05:19]	You gotta get your ass up on that stage.	你该重回舞台
[1:05:23]	You’re right.	说得对
[1:05:26]	I’m gonna do it.	我就要这么做
[1:05:27]	Yeah. Do it.	对 去做吧
[1:05:28]	Do it fucking quickly, okay?	你他妈的速度点好吗
[1:05:31]	You better be at that fight with me.	你最好能赶上和我一起去打那场架
[1:05:32]	Don’t leave me hanging this time.	这次别把我留下了
[1:05:33]	– I won’t. I promise. – All right.	-我不会的 我保证 -好的
[1:05:35]	Adam. Fuck.	亚当 该死
[1:05:41]	Guys?	伙计们
[1:05:48]	You’re good to go.	你们可以走了
[1:05:50]	Holy shit. Really?	真神了 真的吗
[1:05:51]	Some sort of sticky liquid got into	某种粘稠的液体
[1:05:53]	the crossover housing, I don’t know.	流进了转换器里 我不清楚
[1:05:56]	Must have had some nitratriminium in it.	肯定有化学成分在里面
[1:05:59]	It’s Chernobly.	是切尔诺贝利
[1:06:00]	Whatever it was, it ravaged the hell out of the electronics.	不管是什么 它破坏了电子部件
[1:06:03]	Worked out for you and the boys, though.	不过在你们身上起作用了
[1:06:05]	Wait, hold on, are you saying that	等等 你是说
[1:06:07]	that’s the key to the whole thing?	这就是关键吗
[1:06:08]	We need the Chernobly to get back?	我们需要有切尔诺贝利才能回去吗
[1:06:09]	All I’m saying is, whatever your poison,	我在说的是 不管是什么毒药
[1:06:11]	I wouldn’t tub without it.	没有它就无法启动
[1:06:13]	Especially after dawn.	尤其是在天亮以后
[1:06:15]	It’d kill you to give me a straight answer?	直接告诉我答案你会死吗
[1:06:18]	You know, you’re kind of a dick.	你就是个蠢货
[1:06:20]	Everybody, you ready to jam?	大家好 你们准备好了吗
[1:06:23]	All right.	好
[1:06:25]	Ladies and gentlemen, help me welcome to the stage	女士们先生们 让我们欢迎
[1:06:28]	Nick Webber!	尼克・韦伯上台
[1:06:31]	Hi.	大家好
[1:06:33]	It’s been a long time.	很久没见了
[1:06:41]	No, I’m never gonna dance again.	不 我不会再舞蹈
[1:06:43]	Guilty feet have got no rhythm.	罪恶的双脚已没有节奏
[1:06:55]	Jessie is a friend.	杰西是我朋友
[1:06:59]	Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine.	对 他一直都是我的好友
[1:07:03]	But lately something’s changed It ain’t hard to define.	但最近发生一些事 让我很难去定义
[1:07:06]	Jessie’s got himself a girl. And I want to make her mine.	杰西找到了女友 但我也爱那女孩
[1:07:12]	These guys are dangerous. Look at this stuff.	这些人很危险 看看这玩意
[1:07:14]	Blaine, it looks like a skinny soda can.	布莱恩 这像瘦身版的易拉罐汽水
[1:07:16]	No, a soda-can bomb!	不 是易拉罐汽水型炸弹
[1:07:18]	This stuff’s straight out of Moscow.	这玩意是从莫斯科来的
[1:07:20]	Let’s go kick that Commie’s ass!	我们去把那些共产党狠揍一顿
[1:07:22]	Chaz.	查兹
[1:07:23]	Shouldn’t we call the cops or the FBI or something?	我们不该报警或报告联邦调查局吗
[1:07:26]	No, we’re gonna handle this internally.	不 我们要内部解决
[1:07:39]	I wish that I had	我想得到
[1:07:40]	Jessie’s girl.	杰西的女友
[1:07:42]	I wish that I had	我想得到
[1:07:44]	Jessie’s girl.	杰西的女友
[1:08:00]	This song is from the future, but since you’ve been good,	这首歌来自未来 因为你们表现不错
[1:08:03]	you get it early.	所以让你们先睹为快
[1:08:04]	Just like we rehearsed.	就像我们排练的那样
[1:08:07]	Let’s get it started	让我们就在这里
[1:08:10]	in here.	开始
[1:08:16]	And the bass keep runnin’ runnin’ And runnin’ runnin’,	让低音继续响着
[1:08:19]	and runnin’ runnin’ And runnin’ runnin’.	响着 响着 响着 响着
[1:08:26]	In this context There’s no disrespect.	这里没有不尊重
[1:08:28]	So when I bust my rhyme You break your necks.	我把韵律弄糟 让你受不了
[1:08:30]	We got five minutes For us to disconnect.	用5分钟暂停思想
[1:08:33]	From all intellect Collect the rhythm effect.	好像那扩散反映
[1:08:35]	So lose your inhibition Follow your intuition.	不要压制 跟着感觉走
[1:08:37]	Free your inner soul And break away from tradition.	解放你们的灵魂要打破常规
[1:08:40]	‘Cause when we beat out Girl, it’s putting heat out.	我们一出来 女孩们有些失望
[1:08:42]	You wouldn’t believe How we wow shit out.	你无法相信我们的情绪有多么高昂
[1:08:44]	Burn it till it’s burned out.	燃烧你的热情直到疲倦
[1:08:45]	Turn it till it’s turned out.	开启你的热量直到停下
[1:08:46]	Act up from north, west, east, south.	大家一起来 每一个人
[1:08:49]	Everybody, everybody, let’s get into it.	让我们都来 让我们进入角色
[1:08:52]	Get stupid, get it started.	做个笨小孩 现在开始
[1:08:55]	Get it started, get it started.	现在开始 现在开始
[1:08:57]	Let’s get it started..	现在开始
[1:09:02]	Let’s get it started in here.	现在开始
[1:09:07]	Everybody, everybody, let’s get into it.	让我们都来 让我们进入角色
[1:09:11]	Get stupid, get it started.	做个笨小孩 现在开始
[1:09:13]	Get it started, get it started.	现在开始 现在开始
[1:09:15]	Let’s get it started.	让我们进入角色
[1:09:17]	Where’s the Kodiak Club?	科迪亚克酒吧在哪
[1:09:19]	Down the street, dude.	沿着这条街走 兄弟
[1:09:20]	Okay. Okay, thank you.	好 好 谢谢你
[1:09:22]	Listen, me and my boys got some shit-kicking to do.	听着 我和我的朋友们还有些事要做
[1:09:25]	But this	但这个
[1:09:30]	ain’t over.	还没结束
[1:09:32]	Get out of my way, stool.	别挡道 凳子
[1:09:34]	Transmit hits with no delusion.	跟着节拍 不要迷惑
[1:09:37]	The feeling’s irresistible and that’s how we moving.	这感觉无法抗拒 我们就是这样启动
[1:09:39]	Everybody, everybody,	每个人 每个人
[1:09:41]	let’s get into it.	让我们进入角色
[1:09:43]	That’s my boy, right there.	那个是我朋友
[1:09:44]	– The singer? – Yeah.	-唱歌的那个吗 -对
[1:09:46]	Let’s get it started	开始吧
[1:09:48]	I’ll be back. My friends are over there. I’ll come right back.	我一会回来 我朋友在那 马上就好
[1:09:52]	Lose control of body and soul.	失去控制 我们的身体和灵魂
[1:09:54]	Don’t move too fast, people just take it slow.	不要舞动太快 慢慢来
[1:09:56]	I’m caught right in the middle of a thing right now,	我朋友在舞台中间 我现在要去找他
[1:09:59]	but can I text you later?	之后可以给你发信息吗
[1:10:01]	– Can you what? – Are you online at all?	-你要什么 -你上网吗
[1:10:02]	I have no idea what you’re saying.	我不明白你在说什么
[1:10:04]	How do I get a hold of you?	我怎样与你联络
[1:10:05]	You come find me.	你来找我
[1:10:07]	That just sounds	听起来
[1:10:10]	exhausting.	有点累
[1:10:11]	With no delusion	不要迷惑
[1:10:12]	The feeling’s irresistible And that’s how we moving	这就是我们前进的方式
[1:10:15]	There he is. Where are your boys?	你来了 你的兄弟呢
[1:10:17]	I thought they were gonna hold your sack.	我想他们正在赶来帮你收尸
[1:10:18]	Let’s kick his ass, Blaine.	布莱恩 我们揍他
[1:10:22]	Where are my fucking friends?	我该死的朋友都滚哪去了
[1:10:24]	Let’s get	让我们一起
[1:10:26]	In here	在这里
[1:10:28]	Let’s get	一起
[1:10:30]	While I get	在我
[1:10:32]	– You like that song? – Yeah, it’s great.	-你喜欢这歌吗 -是的 棒极了
[1:10:34]	It’s gonna be a hit.	会成为金曲的
[1:10:52]	Thank you. Thank you.	谢谢 谢谢
[1:10:56]	Yes.	太好了
[1:10:58]	That was sweet.	真棒
[1:10:59]	All right. All right, man.	好了 好了 伙计
[1:11:03]	Good to have you back, see you back up there, man.	真高兴你复出 重返舞台
[1:11:05]	Hey, it’s coming back. I should have done this years ago.	是 激情回来了 我早该这样
[1:11:07]	– Guys. Adam. Guys! – About time.	-伙计 亚当 伙计 -正是时候
[1:11:10]	Did you see him? Did you see him rock out?	你看到了吗 看到他劲爆的演出了吗
[1:11:12]	Shut up! Okay,	闭嘴 好了
[1:11:13]	we gotta find the Chernobly to get out of here.	我们要找到切尔诺贝利一起离开这儿
[1:11:15]	Chernobly? Why?	切尔诺贝利 为什么
[1:11:16]	I don’t know, exactly.	详情我也不知道
[1:11:17]	But the repairman said it’s got nitro-trainium…	但修理工说它里面有三硝
[1:11:21]	– Nitratrinanium. – Thank you.	-硝三甘油 -谢谢
[1:11:22]	Or some shit in it that’ll fix the time machine.	还是什么狗屁玩意 能修好时间机器
[1:11:25]	– That makes sense. – Where’s Lou?	-很合理 -卢在哪
[1:11:27]	Where is… What time is it?	在哪 几点了
[1:11:30]	Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Shit!	妈的 妈的 可恶 可恶
[1:11:36]	Lou!	卢
[1:11:38]	Where is he?	他在哪
[1:11:42]	Oh, my God! We missed it again!	天哪 我们又错过了
[1:11:45]	Well, where do you think he went?	你觉得他去哪了
[1:11:49]	Same place as last time?	和上次一样吗
[1:11:52]	Keeps me together at the seams	能将我的裂缝缝合
[1:11:56]	I’m on my way	我走我的路
[1:11:59]	Shut up, you flamer!	闭嘴 疯子
[1:12:01]	I’m on my way	我走我的路
[1:12:05]	Hey, go home! Loser!	废物 回家吧
[1:12:08]	Hey, John Lennon gets shot!	约翰・列侬会被枪杀
[1:12:10]	Wait, did that already happen?	等会 难道已经发生了吗
[1:12:14]	Lou!	卢
[1:12:19]	They made it, everybody! Whoo! Best friends in the world!	他们做到了 伙计们 世上最好的朋友们
[1:12:23]	Almost just in time!	来的正好
[1:12:26]	My buddies.	兄弟们
[1:12:28]	Fucking Chimney Point, right? Here we are.	该死的烟筒小屋 终于来了
[1:12:31]	Bottle of scotch, end of the night.	威士忌 深夜
[1:12:35]	Where were you?	你们去哪了
[1:12:37]	We were just… We came…	我们只是 我们去
[1:12:38]	Not tonight. Every fucking night.	不是今晚 他妈的每晚都这样
[1:12:41]	Huh? What happened? We were gonna do shit together, man.	怎么了 我们该有难同当的
[1:12:44]	We were gonna conquer the fucking world. Me and you.	我们要他妈的征服世界的 我和你
[1:12:47]	And then you cut me off.	然而你却丢下了我
[1:12:49]	What was I gonna do, man?	兄弟 我让我怎么办
[1:12:50]	I was gonna let you drag me down into your bullshit, Lou?	卢 你总把我拖进你的麻烦事
[1:12:53]	Yeah. Yes, because that’s what friends do.	是啊 朋友就该如此
[1:12:55]	No, they don’t, man!	兄弟 不是的
[1:12:56]	Because then there’s two people stuck in the bullshit	因为那只是一人犯事
[1:12:58]	instead of your sorry ass.	两人遭殃
[1:12:59]	You should stick by your friends through thick and thin!	你应该和朋友同甘共苦
[1:13:07]	Okay, great. I got two things to say to you.	好吧 我有两件事要对你说
[1:13:11]	– Okay. – Okay?	-好 -好吗
[1:13:12]	Number one, I hate you.	第一 我恨你
[1:13:15]	Got it.	了解
[1:13:16]	Our friendship means nothing.	我们的友谊一文不值
[1:13:19]	All right, is that the first thing or the second thing?	这是第一件事 还是已经算第二件了
[1:13:21]	What? No, clearly that’s still part of the first thing.	什么 不是 这很明显属于第一件事
[1:13:23]	– I mean, am I the asshole? – Did you get that?	-我是混球吗 -你听明白了吗
[1:13:25]	– No, I didn’t get it. – I thought…He didn’t get it.	-不 没明白 -我认为 他没明白
[1:13:26]	He said A and B…	他说是事情一和事情二
[1:13:28]	Let’s agree to disagree about the “First” Thing.	让我们达成共识吧 刚才是”第一”件事
[1:13:30]	Lou, where is the Chernobly? We need it to get back.	卢 切尔诺贝利在哪 我们要找回它
[1:13:34]	“Where’s the Chernobly at, Lou?”	“卢 切尔诺贝利在哪”
[1:13:36]	That’s all you ever fucking care about.	你只他妈关心这个
[1:13:38]	It’s the first time he mentioned it.	这是他第一次提起这事
[1:13:39]	Yeah, and even if we had mentioned it before,	即使我们以前提到过
[1:13:41]	it’s kind of a fucking big deal, okay? I wanna go home.	这他妈的非常重要 我要回家
[1:13:44]	Come on, Lou. Let’s talk about this inside.	好了 卢 我们进去说吧
[1:13:45]	You got no shoes on. It’s cold out.	你没穿鞋 外边冷
[1:13:47]	Who took my fucking shoe?	谁拿了我的鞋
[1:13:48]	Blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you,	很明显是布莱恩打掉的
[1:13:51]	which I don’t even know how that could fucking happen.	虽然我根本不知道这是他妈怎么发生的
[1:13:53]	Okay, fuck it! Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!	好吧 去死 去死 你们都去死吧
[1:13:57]	Easy, man.	放松 伙计
[1:13:58]	Whoa, Lou!	卢
[1:14:04]	I got you.	我抓住你了
[1:14:06]	Oh, my God!	哦天哪
[1:14:07]	Is Lou dead? Shit!	卢死了吗 妈的
[1:14:08]	There he is.	他还在这
[1:14:11]	I can’t hold on.	我抓不住了
[1:14:12]	Yes, you can!	你能抓住的
[1:14:13]	Yes, you can hang on!	你能坚持的
[1:14:15]	– I’m slipping. – No, hold on.	-我在下滑 -不 坚持住
[1:14:16]	No, Nick. Hold on. Guys!	尼克 坚持 伙计
[1:14:21]	Phil! Phil!	菲尔 菲尔
[1:14:25]	Oh, fuck!	妈的
[1:14:26]	We’re dead!	我们要死啦
[1:14:27]	This is how it happens! This is how he loses it!	他胳膊会断的 就是这样
[1:14:29]	Fuck it!	妈的
[1:14:30]	Fuck it, we’re dead men! Just let me go.	妈的 我死定了 松手吧
[1:14:33]	Lou, be positive.	卢 要乐观
[1:14:37]	The roof is scraping my nut!	房顶在磨我的蛋
[1:14:39]	Damn, you strong.	妈的 要坚强
[1:14:44]	All right.	好了
[1:14:45]	You’re all right? I’m glad you guys are all right.	你们还好吗 真高兴你们安然无恙
[1:14:50]	My fault.	我的错
[1:14:52]	Why do you do shit like that?	你为什么这么做
[1:14:54]	I’m sorry! Jesus! Thank you, Phil.	抱歉 上帝 谢谢你 菲尔
[1:14:56]	All right, here’s the second fucking thing, okay?	好吧 下面是第二件事
[1:14:59]	Blaine’s got the Chernobly.	布莱恩拿走了切尔诺贝利
[1:15:00]	Let’s just get it from him,	我们把他要回来
[1:15:02]	so we can get back to the present	然后才可以回到现在
[1:15:03]	so I can start never seeing you bitches again.	那样我就永远不用看到你们了
[1:15:09]	I was looking for you. Where’d you go?	我在找你呢 你去哪了
[1:15:11]	I had to go… My friend got in trouble, but I had to…	我得去 我朋友正在麻烦中 但我
[1:15:13]	I’m leaving right now.	我现在得走了
[1:15:15]	You’re leaving right now?	你现在就要走吗
[1:15:16]	– Yeah. – That’s not good.	-是 -那样不好
[1:15:17]	I told you, I had two hours. I gotta go.	我告诉你 我只有两个小时 我该走了
[1:15:20]	Uncle Adam, come on! Who the fuck is that chick?	亚当叔叔 过来 那妞是谁
[1:15:24]	Do you wanna come with me?	要一起吗
[1:15:25]	Get her fax number and let’s go. Come on.	记下他的号码就走吧 走吧
[1:15:26]	– I can’t. – Yes, you can.	-我不能 -不 你能
[1:15:27]	You can do whatever you want, man. It’s your life.	做你想做的 这是你的生活
[1:15:30]	I want to.	我也想啊
[1:15:31]	Good. Then come on.	好吧 那就来吧
[1:15:32]	But I can’t because my	但我不能 因为
[1:15:33]	friends need me and I gotta show up for them,	朋友需要我 我要去帮他们
[1:15:36]	so I really can’t.	所以我真的不能
[1:15:38]	Okay.	好吧
[1:15:40]	So what are we… I mean, do we…	那么我们之间 我们
[1:15:43]	– What happens? – I don’t know.	-我们的关系是 -不知道
[1:15:45]	I’m not really making any plans.	我没想过这些
[1:15:47]	I’m just sort of letting the universe surprise me, right?	我也很想不遵守宇宙法则
[1:15:49]	I like that. I like that a lot.	我欣赏那点 非常喜欢
[1:15:50]	That’s the sign of a happy man.	这是阳光男的象征
[1:15:51]	April, let’s go!	艾波儿 该走了
[1:15:53]	Shit.	可恶
[1:15:56]	Maybe the universe will bring us together again.	也许宇宙会让我们再次相遇
[1:16:00]	I hope.	希望如此
[1:16:08]	Casanova, let’s do this!	情圣 我们快走吧
[1:16:19]	Just turn it around and keep it running, okay?	掉个头 别熄火 明白吗
[1:16:21]	Yeah, sure thing.	好 没问题
[1:16:24]	Okay. You go this way, I’ll go this way?	你这边 我那边
[1:16:26]	No, I’m gonna do the opposite of everything you say.	我偏要和你对着来
[1:16:27]	Great.	很好
[1:16:31]	Wonder which one’s Blaine’s room.	不知道哪个是布莱恩的房间
[1:16:36]	Housekeeping.	清扫房间
[1:16:45]	Go, go, go.	快 快 快
[1:16:59]	Let’s try in here. Where is it?	找找这 它在哪呢
[1:17:03]	Come on! Come on, come on.	出来 出来 出来
[1:17:09]	Panties, panties, panties!	一堆内裤
[1:17:12]	What the fuck are you doing?	你他妈干什么呢
[1:17:13]	Why don’t you shut your slut mouth	闭上你那淫嘴
[1:17:16]	and mind your own fucking business?	管好你自己的事
[1:17:17]	You disgust me.	你真恶心
[1:17:25]	I love how much you hate you.	你多恨自己 我就多爱你
[1:17:30]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:17:36]	– Here, come on. – Fuck!	-快 他们快来了 -妈的
[1:17:37]	“Fuck” As in, “The Chernobly’s here and we’re all good”?	“妈的”是指切尔诺贝利找到了吗
[1:17:39]	No, “Fuck” As in, “Fuck!”	不 “妈的”就是指”妈的”
[1:17:41]	Where’s Nick?	尼克在哪
[1:17:42]	Admit it! You sucked his balls, you licked his booty,	承认吧 你吸他的搞完 舔他的屁股
[1:17:45]	you sucked his toes.	吸允他的脚趾
[1:17:47]	Was his dick bigger than mine?	他那家伙比我大吗
[1:17:48]	You wore the heels, didn’t you?	你当时穿着高跟鞋吧
[1:17:50]	Admit it, bitch!	婊子 快承认
[1:17:52]	There’s gonna be some changes, all right?	该有些改变了 好吗
[1:17:54]	First, I’m dropping “Agnew” from my name.	首先 我放弃艾格纽这个名
[1:17:56]	No more hyphenate.	不要连字符了
[1:17:57]	Next, I’m getting back on stage.	其次 我要返回舞台
[1:17:59]	I’m going back to music because I jam.	我要去玩音乐 因为我深爱它
[1:18:01]	But you wouldn’t know nothing about that	不过你肯定什么都不知道
[1:18:03]	because you’re probably somewhere	那时你正和某个傻逼
[1:18:05]	sucking a motherfucker’s dick!	在床上操逼吧
[1:18:06]	Excuse me?	你说什么呢
[1:18:08]	Hang up the phone, Jerry. This shit don’t concern you.	杰瑞 把电话挂了 不关你的事
[1:18:12]	How do you know my name?	你怎么知道我叫什么
[1:18:13]	Hang up the phone, motherfucker!	把电话挂了 你这个傻逼
[1:18:15]	This is between me and my wife!	这是我和我老婆的问题
[1:18:17]	Hey! Give me that phone!	嘿 把电话给我
[1:18:19]	Give him the phone, Nick.	尼克 把电话给我
[1:18:21]	I know what I’m doing. I know what I’m doing!	我知道自己在干什么 我知道
[1:18:23]	No, you don’t, man. Let it go! Let it go, man.	兄弟 你不明白 别想了 都过去了
[1:18:26]	Wrong number.	打错了
[1:18:28]	But you’re a bad girl and you hurt him.	但是你女儿心太狠 彻底伤到他了
[1:18:30]	Were you just yelling at your 9-year-old wife?	你老婆才9岁 你喊什么喊
[1:18:33]	Yes.	对呀
[1:18:36]	God damn it. I’m gonna go nuclear on these guys.	妈的 我得赶快弄死这帮人
[1:18:39]	They couldn’t have gone far, man.	他们应该还没有走远
[1:18:42]	Lou! Come on, we gotta go.	卢 别搞了 我们得撤了
[1:18:48]	Mom?	老妈
[1:18:49]	Hey, did you find the Chernobly?	找到那个汽水罐了没
[1:18:50]	You motherfucker!	你他妈的混蛋
[1:18:53]	– Where did he go? – Jacob?	-他去哪了 -雅各布
[1:18:55]	– What the fuck? – What’s happened?	-妈的这怎么回事 -出什么事了
[1:19:00]	Oh, my God. I get it.	我的天哪 我知道了
[1:19:03]	I’m his father.	原来我是他爸
[1:19:05]	What?	什么
[1:19:09]	Wait,	等等
[1:19:09]	So what do we do?	我们到底干了些什么
[1:19:10]	Oh, my God.	我的天哪
[1:19:14]	Hit that.	懂了吧
[1:19:17]	You finish this.	弄完吧
[1:19:20]	Okay.	好的
[1:19:21]	Lay down. We got a stupid baby to make right now.	快躺下 我们很快就会生下个蠢孩子
[1:19:26]	I’m back inside of you.	我们重新插入了
[1:19:28]	I can’t believe I’m fucking Adam’s sister!	我真没想到我在和亚当的妹妹做爱
[1:19:32]	I’m doing it! I’m doing it!	我在用力 很快
[1:19:36]	It’s gonna take me a while ’cause I’m a little drunk.	这次可能多花几分钟 因为我有点醉了
[1:19:39]	Oh, no, it’s not. Here I come.	还没感觉 再来
[1:19:40]	Oh, my God, I’m gonna come! I’m gonna…	要射了 我要射了
[1:19:43]	Oh, Shia LaBeouf!	噢 希安拉博夫[变形金刚2男主角]
[1:19:46]	Dropping loads!	射的好多啊
[1:19:48]	So much fucking semen. Little tiny Jacobs!	那么多的精子 小雅各即将登场
[1:19:56]	There’s my boy.	我儿子来了
[1:19:59]	It was so beautiful. You sack of shit!	你的姿势很美嘛 你这狗杂种
[1:20:04]	I knew there was a reason I fucking hated you.	我就知道我肯定不会无缘无故的讨厌你
[1:20:06]	And now I know why.	现在我终于知道原因了
[1:20:07]	I’m gonna tell everybody in prison that	我会告诉监狱里的伙伴们
[1:20:10]	I traveled back in time	我回到过去
[1:20:11]	to kill my own father!	杀了我老爸
[1:20:12]	Jacob, get off him. Come on! Time out, young man.	雅各布 放开 快 没时间了
[1:20:14]	Get the fuck off of me! You’re a fucking dead man!	你们他妈的放开我 你他妈死定了
[1:20:17]	Jacob!	雅各布
[1:20:18]	Nobody fucks my mother in the past!	没人能在过去碰我老妈
[1:20:20]	I feel pregnant.	我好像怀孕了
[1:20:23]	You’re welcome.	不用谢
[1:20:33]	You Commies looking for this?	你们这帮共产党的是在找这个吗
[1:20:34]	Yes, actually. Yes, we are.	是的 没错
[1:20:35]	That’s what we’re looking for.	我们就在找它
[1:20:37]	You think we could get that back?	你介意把它还给我们吗
[1:20:38]	No, you may not.	不行
[1:20:39]	But bad news for you, sport. I’m a patriot.	运动裤 告诉你个坏消息 我很爱国
[1:20:43]	And I’m not about to let some Ruskie fucks	我绝对不允许路俄国佬
[1:20:44]	come into my town	待在我们这镇上
[1:20:45]	and blow shit up with some red-soda-can bomb.	还拿着这种红色苏打炸弹想炸飞我们
[1:20:48]	Just give it to us, turtleneck.	高领毛衣 快把它还给我们
[1:20:49]	Yeah, okay, you can have it back.	好吧 要我给你们也行
[1:20:52]	As long as that sack over there comes and takes it from me.	不过要那个白痴亲自过来找我拿
[1:20:56]	I think he’s talking about you. He’s talking about you.	我觉得他说的是你 他在说你
[1:20:58]	He’s obviously talking about me.	废话 说的当然是我
[1:21:02]	Blaine, hello.	布莱恩 你好
[1:21:06]	Can I please get the soda back?	我能把这罐汽水拿回去吗
[1:21:08]	Yeah, sure you can.	当然可以
[1:21:11]	Okay.	太好了
[1:21:15]	Fuck me in the face.	妈的 居然打我的脸
[1:21:16]	Get him a body bag, Blaine!	布莱恩 弄死他
[1:21:18]	Give us a minute, okay? Listen to me, man.	给我们一分钟好吧 听我说
[1:21:21]	That guy, that guy has pummeled you again and again.	这小子 揍了你一次又一次
[1:21:26]	He made you his little bitch.	把你当成婊子随打随骂
[1:21:28]	He’s humiliated you, emasculated you.	他羞辱你 践踏你
[1:21:30]	The wheel of fate has stopped and dumped you here again,	所幸命运之轮将你送了回来
[1:21:34]	utterly defeated.	这个你曾彻底失败的地方
[1:21:36]	None of this is helping me at all.	可是命运之前从未正眼瞧过我
[1:21:37]	I know, it’s coming. It’s coming right now.	我知道 不过它现在开始了
[1:21:39]	Patience.	耐心
[1:21:40]	Maybe you’re supposed to do something different.	你可能会干出惊天动地的事情
[1:21:42]	What is this, girl talk? Let’s go here, come on.	你们这些娘娘腔地说什么呢 快点
[1:21:44]	You’re better than him.	你绝对比他强
[1:21:46]	America!	美国佬
[1:21:47]	Maybe not by a lot, but a little.	就算不是厉害很多 也有一点点
[1:21:49]	You’re the patron saint of the totally fucked.	你可是全世界所有操逼的守护神
[1:21:52]	You’re completely toxic. There’s nothing you can’t kill.	你已经喝了禁药 你现在战无不胜
[1:21:56]	You’re the fucking Violator!	你他妈是无敌的捣蛋鬼啊
[1:21:58]	The moment’s over. Let’s go!	时间到了 来吧
[1:21:59]	You can do this! You can get us the fuck out of here!	你行的 你肯定能让我们离开这儿的
[1:22:03]	You can be the hero!	你就是英雄
[1:22:05]	Enrique-fucking-lglesias.	你他妈的就是拉丁天皇安利奎
[1:22:06]	You love that song, don’t you?	你不是很喜欢安利奎的歌吗
[1:22:08]	I love that fucking song!	我他妈的就爱这首歌
[1:22:10]	Give me your best shot. Come on, buddy.	小子 让我瞧瞧你的厉害 快
[1:22:13]	I can be your hero, baby	宝贝 我可以做你的英雄
[1:22:18]	I can kiss away the pain	我的吻会带走你的痛
[1:22:25]	I will stand by you forever	我永远支持你
[1:22:30]	You can take my breath away	你让我叹绝
[1:22:36]	Shit.	妈的
[1:22:37]	God damn it! None of what you said worked at all.	见鬼 你们说的都没用
[1:22:42]	Let’s kick these guys’ ass,	我们弄死这些笨蛋
[1:22:43]	get the shit and go home.	然后把东西拿回来吧
[1:22:44]	Done.	好的
[1:22:45]	No, no!	不 不
[1:22:54]	Fuck you! Feels so good!	去你妈的 太爽了
[1:22:57]	The Chernobly.	切尔诺贝利
[1:23:09]	Martina Navratilova.	那夫拉蒂诺娃[美国女网运动员]
[1:23:10]	Smirnoff Ice.	史米莫夫冰酒
[1:23:14]	That’s right, we are Russians! Spies.	对 我们是俄罗斯人 是间谍
[1:23:17]	Yeah, because I was just speaking Russian.	因为我刚说的就是俄语
[1:23:18]	He pulls that top, and this whole fucking place blows.	要是他拉开拉环 这里就会夷为平地
[1:23:21]	You guys count backwards from 50,	你们都退后 数五十下
[1:23:23]	then pull up the carpet and jump around.	然后裹上毯子在原地跳
[1:23:25]	Or I’ll fuck you up.	要不你们就都完蛋了
[1:23:31]	Hi, Phil. Can we go back to the hotel, lodge?	菲尔 能回那个酒店吗
[1:23:34]	– Sure. – Thank you so much.	-当然 -谢了
[1:23:38]	Five, four, three…	五 四 三
[1:23:40]	Blaine, please stop counting.	布莱恩 别数了
[1:23:42]	Chaz, this is an Acorn 5 situation.	查斯 现在情况很危险
[1:23:46]	If we stop counting, they’re gonna blow us sky-high.	如果我们不数 他们会把我们都炸飞
[1:23:48]	Look, if it is a bomb, they’ve got it with them, all right?	就算那是炸弹 他们也已经带走了
[1:23:51]	If anyone’s gonna blow up, it’s them.	就算有人会被炸死 也是他们自己
[1:23:52]	Chaz, stop!	查斯 闭嘴
[1:23:55]	How long did our talking just take?	我们刚刚说话占了几秒
[1:23:57]	I don’t know. I wasn’t keeping track.	不知道 没数
[1:23:58]	Fuck it, let’s risk it!	妈的 我们危险了
[1:24:00]	Move out!	跟我走
[1:24:02]	Now that you’re with me, you gotta cover up your belly.	既然你要跟我 就得把肚子遮住
[1:24:05]	Let’s get the fuck out of here.	我们赶紧离开这破地儿吧
[1:24:06]	What are you talking about? We only had sex once.	你在说什么呢 我们只睡过一次而已
[1:24:08]	Let’s go. Come on. Kelly, you can talk about it later.	走吧 拜托凯莉 你们一会儿再商量
[1:24:10]	You guys are all right?	你们还好吗
[1:24:11]	Thank you, Phil. Enjoyed it.	谢谢 菲尔 好好玩儿
[1:24:13]	Have a good rest of your vacation.	祝你们假期愉快
[1:24:15]	We’d love to have you come back here	希望你们能再一次
[1:24:17]	to the Silver Peaks Lodge.	入住银顶小屋
[1:24:19]	– Thanks. Bye-bye. – Thanks, Phil.	-谢谢 再见 -菲尔 谢啦
[1:24:21]	Take care.	保重
[1:24:21]	Be careful.	小心
[1:24:22]	Hey, watch out!	当心
[1:24:26]	God, you guys see that?	上帝啊 你们看到了没
[1:24:28]	Come on, man!	嘿 兄弟
[1:24:30]	Why would you fucking take that from me?	你为什么不让我欣赏这些
[1:24:32]	I didn’t take it from you.	我没不让你欣赏啊
[1:24:33]	You guys…	你们
[1:24:36]	Oh, my God!	天哪
[1:24:37]	It happened! It happened!	来了 来了
[1:24:44]	Why the fuck are you laughing? Gross!	妈的 你笑什么啊 真恶心
[1:24:50]	Man down, man down! Code 11.	成功了 成功了 看 特别编码
[1:24:53]	All right, everybody grab your gear, we gotta move!	好了 同志们拿好家当 我们行动
[1:24:57]	Later, Kelly.	凯利 一会儿见
[1:24:59]	Bye, Mom. Love you.	妈妈 再见 我爱你
[1:25:01]	Don’t do drugs, okay?	别吸毒 好吗
[1:25:02]	Hey, bye.	再见啦
[1:25:04]	Aren’t you coming to my room with me?	你和我回屋上床吗
[1:25:06]	No, I gotta take my clothes off	不 我得脱下衣服
[1:25:07]	and get in a hot tub with these guys.	和他们一起躺进热浴盆里
[1:25:09]	Then I’m totally over you.	接下来我会彻底忘了你的
[1:25:10]	Kelly, listen. It’s been an interesting trip.	凯莉 听我说 这是段有趣的旅行
[1:25:12]	You’re my sister and I love you.	你是我妹妹 我爱你
[1:25:15]	I love you, too.	我也爱你
[1:25:17]	And don’t steal that Caboodle makeup thing from JCPenney	还有别在彭尼百货偷化妆品
[1:25:19]	and you won’t do any hard time.	那就没有后顾之忧了
[1:25:21]	I’ll see you in 20 years.	二十年后再见
[1:25:23]	Uh. You’re giving me a ride in the morning, right?	早上你会来接我吧
[1:25:28]	Hallelujah!	哈利路亚
[1:25:31]	Cannonball!	抱膝跳水
[1:25:35]	Yeah! Let’s get this party started!	太棒了 开始狂欢吧
[1:25:38]	Young blood.	年轻人 给你
[1:25:43]	Holy shit!	我的神哪
[1:25:44]	Hey, look, it’s happening.	看 启动了
[1:25:46]	Here it comes!	启动了
[1:25:50]	Hurry up. I can see the ’90s.	快 快 我看到九十年代了
[1:25:52]	Why are you taking off your clothes?	你脱衣服干嘛
[1:25:54]	I don’t know, man. It just feels right, you know?	我也不知道 就觉得应该这么做
[1:25:56]	Fuck it.	快 快
[1:25:58]	Adam! Adam! I’m not gonna go!	亚当 我不能走
[1:26:02]	– What? – I’m gonna stay!	-什么 -我要留下来
[1:26:04]	Don’t fuck around, Lou. Let’s go!	卢 别扯淡啦 快来吧
[1:26:07]	I’m good here, man.	我在这儿感觉很好
[1:26:09]	I had a good day!	我过的很开心
[1:26:10]	I beat the shit out of that guy, finally!	我终于把那个贱人打得落花流水了
[1:26:13]	I fucked your sister!	我和你妹妹上床
[1:26:14]	I could be a good dad!	我有机会当个好爸爸
[1:26:16]	I love you, Jacob!	雅各布 我爱你
[1:26:18]	Fuck you!	去你妈的
[1:26:21]	Little scamp. They say the damndest things, man.	小家伙 在这儿说话毫无顾忌
[1:26:24]	Come on, Lou, let’s go!	卢 别傻了 快走吧
[1:26:26]	We’ll talk about it when we get home!	我们回去再说这些吧
[1:26:28]	I was trying to kill myself!	我曾经尝试自杀
[1:26:33]	I know, man.	我知道 兄弟
[1:26:34]	That’s why we came here!	所以我们才来了这里
[1:26:35]	If I go back, I’m just gonna kill myself all over again, man.	可如果回去 我还会不断尝试自杀的
[1:26:40]	– I can’t. – You’re gonna stay?	-我不想这样 -你真的想留下
[1:26:42]	Guys, let’s go.	我们走吧
[1:26:44]	All right, well, if you’re gonna stay, I’m gonna stay!	好吧 要是你真想留下 那我也不走了
[1:26:45]	You’d really do that for me?	你真想为了我那么做吗
[1:26:47]	We’re best friends! If you’re staying, I’m staying!	我们是好朋友啊 你留下我就留下
[1:26:50]	Your bullshit’s my bullshit, right?	我们要有难同当 不是吗
[1:26:52]	I’m your best friend?	我是你最好的朋友吗
[1:26:54]	You are one of my best friends!	是最好的朋友之一
[1:26:56]	I’ll take that!	我会记住的
[1:26:57]	Where you going on me?	我这是要去哪呢
[1:26:58]	Thank you!	谢谢
[1:26:59]	Oh, my God!	天哪
[1:27:01]	All right, man. Come on!	兄弟 来抱一个
[1:27:47]	Holy shit.	天哪
[1:27:48]	This better be the last time my ass travels through time.	希望这是我最后一次的时光机旅行
[1:28:15]	It is so good to see you.	看到你真好
[1:28:19]	Are we rolling?	你们还晕吗
[1:28:21]	Welcome back, bitches!	伙计们 欢迎回来
[1:28:24]	Is that Lou?	这是卢吗
[1:28:25]	What took you so long? All right, zoom out.	你们怎么用了那么久 好的 镜头拉远
[1:28:28]	Yeah, that’s a weird hair choice.	他的发型怎么那么怪
[1:28:29]	Uh-oh. Look what Daddy did.	看你老爸干了些什么
[1:28:32]	He looks like a lion.	他真像狮子
[1:28:34]	Oh, hi. Didn’t see you there.	没看到你们在这儿
[1:28:37]	Here’s a question.	问你们个问题
[1:28:38]	Was it morally wrong for me	道德上来说
[1:28:39]	to exploit my knowledge of the future	我用未来世界的智慧
[1:28:41]	for personal financial gain?	在这赚钱是错误的吗
[1:28:43]	Perhaps.	也许吧
[1:28:45]	Here’s another question.	下一个问题
[1:28:46]	Do I give a fuck?	我会鸟这些吗
[1:28:48]	That’s my father.	这是我爸啊
[1:28:49]	Hey, check out my girl.	看看我的妞儿
[1:28:51]	You burned the fucking crab cakes again.	你他妈的又把蛋糕烤糊了是吧
[1:28:53]	No, I didn’t burn them because I like them that way!	不 我就喜欢那样 我成心的
[1:28:57]	I fucking hate you, Louis.	路易斯 我恨死你啦
[1:28:59]	I hate you, too, baby.	亲爱的 我也恨你
[1:29:01]	I love that woman, man.	伙计们 我爱那个女人
[1:29:03]	Those are my parents.	这两个人是我父母
[1:29:04]	But seriously, a lot has changed.	不过说实话 变化还挺大的
[1:29:06]	So, whatever happens, stay the fuck calm.	所以 无论发生什么 麻烦你们冷静
[1:29:11]	It’ll all make sense soon.	很快就会见分晓了
[1:29:22]	Good morning.	早上好
[1:29:23]	Holy shit, Phil, you got both your arms.	妈的 菲尔 你有两只胳膊
[1:29:26]	Oh. Yeah, I do.	是啊
[1:29:28]	That’s incredible.	真难以置信
[1:29:29]	Yeah, what happened was a snowplow came along	事实是一辆扫雪机开过
[1:29:32]	and it took my arm right off.	砍掉了我的手臂
[1:29:34]	But the ski patrol came along and they put it on ice.	但是冰上巡查队来了 并把我的手臂冻起来
[1:29:37]	Blaine and Chaz. Blaine and Chaz saved his arm!	布莱恩和查斯 他们挽救了他的手臂
[1:29:39]	We got 15 minutes before that thing dies, all right.	在器官坏死前我们有15分钟的时间
[1:29:42]	We’re gonna put that back on you!	我们会帮你安上的
[1:29:43]	I’m pretty happy.	我非常开心
[1:29:45]	It looks great.	看起来真不错
[1:29:46]	Anyhow, I have instructions on how to get home.	不管如何 我这有份如何回家的指示
[1:29:48]	We know how to get home.	这个我们都知道
[1:29:50]	Yeah. We know…	我们知道的
[1:29:51]	Mr. Dorchen anticipated that you might say that,	东臣先生早料到你们会这么说了
[1:29:54]	so I took the liberty of printing up some Lougle maps for you.	所以我给你们印了份卢歌地图
[1:29:57]	– You mean “Google”? – Lougle maps.	-你说的是谷歌吧 -卢歌地图
[1:29:59]	What’s the matter with you guys?	你们几个到底怎么了
[1:30:05]	Fuck me.	我的妈呀
[1:30:06]	So, Phil, if you wanna find, you know, like porno	菲尔 如果你想上网搜 色情电影
[1:30:09]	or a restaurant review or anything like that, you use Lougle?	餐馆评价或是别的什么 也是用卢歌吗
[1:30:12]	Correct.	当然
[1:30:13]	I bet he’s on the Statue of Liberty and shit, too.	我打赌他起码会被记入国家图书馆
[1:30:20]	You want me to go in there?	你想让我进去吗
[1:30:22]	That’s what it says on the map.	这是地图上标示的
[1:30:27]	Call me later.	一会儿打给我
[1:30:31]	Hello.	有人吗
[1:30:36]	Welcome back, Mr. Webber.	韦伯先生欢迎回来
[1:30:38]	How was your time away?	玩的怎么样啊
[1:30:43]	Hey, how was the trip?	这趟旅行如何啊
[1:30:51]	Good.	很好
[1:30:53]	Letting the days go by	让时间流走吧
[1:30:55]	Let the water hold me down	就让我躺在水里
[1:30:57]	Letting the days go by	让时间流走吧
[1:30:59]	Water flowing underground	水往地下流淌
[1:31:01]	Into the blue again	又回到了蓝色的海洋
[1:31:03]	After the money’s gone	在没钱了以后
[1:31:05]	Once in a lifetime	人生值此一次
[1:31:07]	Water flowing underground	水往地下流淌
[1:31:10]	Motherfucker.	真他妈给劲啊
[1:31:12]	Nick?	尼克
[1:31:14]	Baby, how was your weekend?	宝贝 周末过的怎么样啊
[1:31:16]	I wasn’t expecting you today.	没想到今天会见到你
[1:31:19]	Baby. Baby. I got something to tell you.	亲爱的 我有点事想告诉你
[1:31:22]	I know about what you did with a guy named Steve.	我知道你和史蒂夫做的事情
[1:31:26]	Steve? Our receptionist?	哪个史蒂夫 那个前台吗
[1:31:29]	That Tyrese-looking motherfucker out there?	那个长的像泰森的混球还在这吗
[1:31:31]	Baby, wait a minute. What are you talking about?	亲爱的 等等 你说什么呢
[1:31:35]	You think I’m fooling around?	你以为我和他有一腿吗
[1:31:36]	First of all, I would never screw around.	首先 我绝对没和谁乱搞过
[1:31:40]	And you remember I told you about	还有 你记得我跟你说过
[1:31:41]	that crazy wrong number I got when I was nine.	我九岁时接到的那个打错的奇怪电话吗
[1:31:43]	– That man was so… – I love you, Courtney.	-那个男人太 -我爱你 考特尼
[1:31:45]	I love you so much.	我真的很爱你
[1:31:47]	I love you, too, Nick Webber.	我也爱你 尼克・韦伯
[1:31:50]	Nick Webber?	尼克・韦伯
[1:31:52]	That’s your name.	那是你的名字
[1:31:54]	Yeah, it is my name.	对 是我的名字
[1:31:57]	You know my name. Say it again.	你知道我的名字 再说一次
[1:32:00]	Nick	尼克
[1:32:01]	Webber.	韦伯
[1:32:03]	Grab that. I’ll take this one.	抓稳了 我要拿这个出去
[1:32:06]	Hey, Mom. I made you a drink.	妈 我给你调了杯喝的
[1:32:08]	Is there alcohol in that?	有酒精吗
[1:32:09]	Yeah, I believe there’s still alcohol in Scotch.	当然 我想威士忌也算是酒吧
[1:32:13]	Talk about your lost weekend, huh?	说说你离开的这个周末吧
[1:32:15]	I know, right? Man.	我应该解释一下 对吗
[1:32:17]	Hey, family.	我亲爱的家人们
[1:32:20]	What are you faggots talking about?	你们在聊什么呢
[1:32:22]	My two handsome men.	说我家的两大帅哥呀
[1:32:24]	Let me get you another drink, Dad.	爸 我再给你倒杯酒吧
[1:32:27]	Daddy’s little buddy.	真是老爸的好儿子
[1:32:30]	You know what I can’t believe?	你知道我最不能相信的是什么吗
[1:32:32]	I can’t believe we’re all here.	我不敢相信我们还能在此再相聚
[1:32:34]	I can’t believe we all made it.	我不敢相信我们愿望成真了
[1:32:36]	Made it together.	大家一起努力的结果
[1:32:38]	A toast.	干杯 为了
[1:32:39]	A toast.	干杯
[1:32:39]	Approximately three days ago, or 20 years,	为了三天前 或者说20年前
[1:32:41]	depending on your	基于你
[1:32:42]	understanding of the time-space continuum, Jacob,	对时空的理解 对吧 雅各布
[1:32:45]	sitting here with you guys	与你们坐在一起
[1:32:47]	would have been my worst nightmare.	曾是我最大的噩梦
[1:32:48]	It’s true.	我说真的
[1:32:49]	But I can honestly say right now	但是老实说 现在已经不是了
[1:32:52]	I’m very happy to be right here in this moment with you,	我很高兴此时此刻我们大家在此相聚
[1:32:56]	– my best friends – Hear, hear.	-与你们 我最好的朋友 -干杯
[1:32:58]	To friends.	敬朋友
[1:32:59]	And family.	还有家人
[1:33:00]	All right. Cheers!	干杯
[1:33:01]	To past, present and future.	为了过去 现在 和未来
[1:33:03]	Cheers!	干了
[1:33:05]	So, “Lougle,” Huh?	那卢歌 是吧
[1:33:06]	Yeah.	是啊
[1:33:07]	Lougle.Just this multibillion-dollar thing I did for a while.	卢歌 只是我的亿万身家的一小部分
[1:33:11]	My real passion’s music, though.	尽管我真正想做的是音乐
[1:33:13]	So pissed the band broke up.	所以随便挑了个乐队
[1:33:15]	Band? What band were you ever in?	乐队 你加入过什么乐队啊
[1:33:29]	You know I’m a dreamer	我是个梦想家
[1:33:32]	But my heart’s of gold	但是我有金子般的心
[1:33:36]	I had to run away high	我不得不远走高飞
[1:33:39]	So I wouldn’t come home low	所以不会回家
[1:33:42]	Just when things went right	只有当事情都按部就班
[1:33:45]	Doesn’t mean they were always wrong	也不代表他们总是错的
[1:33:48]	Just take this song and you’ll never feel	只是听下这歌 你就永远不会感到
[1:33:52]	Left all alone	被遗弃的失望
[1:33:54]	Take me to your heart	让我住进你心里
[1:33:58]	Feel me in your bones	用灵魂去感受我
[1:34:00]	Just one more night	再给我一夜的时间
[1:34:03]	And I’m coming off this long and winding road	我会让这喧闹的长路安静下来
[1:34:10]	I’m on my way	我走我的路
[1:34:16]	Home sweet home	家 甜蜜的家
[1:34:21]	Tonight, tonight	今晚 今晚
[1:34:23]	I’m on my way	我走我的路
[1:34:29]	Home sweet home	家 甜蜜的家
[1:34:35]	You know that I’ve seen	你知道我见过
[1:34:39]	Too many romantic dreams	太多罗曼蒂克的梦想
[1:34:42]	Up in lights	在聚光灯下上演
[1:34:44]	falling off the silver screen	从荧幕上走到结局
[1:34:48]	My heart’s like an open book	我的心就像一本翻开的书
[1:34:51]	For the whole world to read	让整个世界来解读
[1:34:54]	Sometimes nothing keeps me together	有时 没有什么能把我
[1:34:58]	at the seams	的裂缝缝合
[1:35:00]	I’m on my way	我走我的路
[1:35:06]	Home sweet home	家 甜蜜的家
[1:35:13]	I’m on my way	我走我的路
[1:35:16]	Just set me free	就让我自由吧
[1:35:19]	Home sweet home	家 甜蜜的家