| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:01] | – Previously on Felicity… – I care about your dad. | |
| [00:04] | You’re not going out or anything? | |
| [00:06] | No. | |
| [00:08] | Wait! I love you. | |
| [00:13] | I’m really starting to hate that word. | |
| [00:15] | I’ve tried to understand why you do this. | |
| [00:18] | Every time I think about you and Noel… I’m sorry. I just… | |
| [00:23] | I can’t do it right now. | |
| [00:25] | I just can’t. | |
| [00:37] | [phone rings] | |
| [00:43] | – Hello? – Hey. It’s Meghan. | |
| [00:45] | This weekend, you and Ben are getting back together. | |
| [00:48] | – What are you talking about? – I’m doing a spell. | |
| [00:51] | Oh, my God. | |
| [00:52] | – Do I mock your beliefs? – Sorry. | |
| [00:54] | – What’s the spell? – Unicorn root, | |
| [00:57] | pansy flower, your hair, Ben’s hair, couple other things. | |
| [01:01] | Uh-huh. | |
| [01:02] | You’re laughing, but you’re gonna feel stupid when it happens. | |
| [01:06] | This, I used to get the Spice GirIs back together. | |
| [01:09] | – They’re not together. – They will be. | |
| [01:13] | – What are you doing for Thanksgiving? – When is it? | |
| [01:15] | Tomorrow. | |
| [01:16] | – [door opens] – Hold on. | |
| [01:19] | – What the helI’s that? – A turkey. | |
| [01:22] | I was the hundredth customer at La Food. | |
| [01:24] | Sean just stole a turkey, so we’re doing Thanksgiving. Wanna come? | |
| [01:28] | – Sure. – Okay. Cool. | |
| [01:29] | – Felicity’s in. – What? | |
| [01:33] | – What about Ben? – What about him? | |
| [01:34] | He’s not gonna come if she’s here. | |
| [01:37] | – He’s right. – Then he won’t come. | |
| [01:39] | He lives here. | |
| [01:41] | I just remembered the oven’s broken. | |
| [01:43] | – lt is? – You broke it making heated shoes. | |
| [01:46] | – Oh, right. – So, can we do it at your house? | |
| [01:50] | No. I think Sean’s right. | |
| [01:52] | It’s just gonna make everyone uncomfortable, especially Ben. | |
| [01:56] | – Have you heard a word? – Yes. | |
| [01:58] | But I’m not thinking about getting back together. | |
| [02:00] | – Yeah, right. – I’m not. | |
| [02:04] | But it would be nice to have Thanksgiving. lt is our last one. | |
| [02:08] | You’re gonna be there. Ben’s gonna be there. | |
| [02:11] | This spell works. | |
| [02:12] | I’ll talk to you later. | |
| [02:14] | Bye. | |
| [02:18] | Mmm. Mmm. This is good. | |
| [02:20] | – Don’t eat that. – What? | |
| [02:26] | (sing) Can you become | |
| [02:29] | (sing) Can you become | |
| [02:33] | (sing) A new version of you | |
| [02:36] | (sing) New wallpaper | |
| [02:38] | (sing) New shoe leather | |
| [02:41] | (sing) A new way home | |
| [02:43] | (sing) I don’t remember | |
| [02:47] | (sing) New version of you | |
| [02:50] | (sing) I need a new version of me | |
| [02:56] | (sing) New version of you | |
| [02:59] | (sing) I need a new version of me (sing) | |
| [03:14] | There you go. | |
| [03:16] | Yeah. | |
| [03:22] | Nice. Nicely done. | |
| [03:24] | Yeah. Well, I should’ve taken the train. | |
| [03:28] | It is good to see a friendly face. | |
| [03:31] | – What’s going on? – Nothing. Just… It’s good to see you. | |
| [03:35] | Here. From Mom. | |
| [03:37] | – Strudel? – It’s great. | |
| [03:38] | – I had a piece in Yonkers. – Oh, wow. | |
| [03:41] | – You should call her. She’s worried. – About me? | |
| [03:43] | You know how she is. She’s ready to send out the bloodhounds. | |
| [03:47] | – Just been busy. – How’s that fancy new graphics job? | |
| [03:50] | – It’s good. – Yeah? | |
| [03:52] | Yeah. It’s good. | |
| [03:54] | So, can I… can I park here? | |
| [03:56] | Um… | |
| [03:58] | Monday… Thursday… | |
| [04:01] | Eight… | |
| [04:02] | – Leave it. – Yeah? | |
| [04:04] | – Yeah. – I’ll leave it. | |
| [04:06] | You should tell her this stuff | |
| [04:08] | instead of letting her think your life is a disaster. | |
| [04:11] | – My life is not a disaster. – So call her and tell her that. | |
| [04:19] | – He’s gonna say no. – I’ll get him to say yes. | |
| [04:21] | How are you gonna do that? | |
| [04:25] | What? | |
| [04:26] | We’re having Thanksgiving dinner. You wanna come? | |
| [04:29] | – Uh, yeah. Sure. – That’s it? | |
| [04:31] | It’s a little more complicated than that. | |
| [04:33] | We’re having it at Felicity’s. | |
| [04:36] | – Oh. – So I left out a few details. | |
| [04:39] | I’m just gonna go to the hospital, see my dad. | |
| [04:42] | We’re gonna be hanging out, | |
| [04:44] | maybe open that case of imported beer. | |
| [04:46] | – lmported? – New Jersey makes great beer. | |
| [04:48] | It sounds good, but I was gonna go see my dad anyway. | |
| [04:55] | What’s going on? | |
| [04:58] | Uh, nothing. | |
| [04:59] | I don’t know if you guys have met my brother Ryan, but… | |
| [05:06] | That was Ben. This is Sean. Meghan. | |
| [05:09] | – Nice to meet you. – You, too. | |
| [05:11] | – Hi. | – Hi. |
| [05:14] | So, you two have plans for the holiday? | |
| [05:18] | Yeah. We’re going to this place on Eighth. | |
| [05:21] | – We are? – Yeah. It’s great. | |
| [05:22] | That’s cool. | |
| [05:24] | We were gonna invite you to dinner. | |
| [05:28] | Maybe we should just have dinner with your friends. | |
| [05:31] | You came all this way, so I wanna spend some time with you. | |
| [05:36] | All right. We’ll see you in a bit, okay? | |
| [05:39] | – Have a good dinner. – You, too. | |
| [05:43] | [Javier] lt was a calamity. | |
| [05:45] | Because Samuel didn’t want raisins in his stuffing? | |
| [05:48] | Because we fight all the time about raisins in the stuffing | |
| [05:51] | or who broke the butter dish. | |
| [05:53] | Our home is like CNN, | |
| [05:55] | but instead of news 24 hours a day, it’s bitching and moaning. | |
| [06:00] | So I just needed to change the channel. I took Mommy and we left the house. | |
| [06:05] | She likes milk and two sugars. | |
| [06:08] | Okay. | |
| [06:11] | What are you doing for Thanksgiving? We’re having a dinner at the place. | |
| [06:15] | – Can we put raisins in the stuffing? – Sure. | |
| [06:19] | You, I love. | |
| [06:21] | See what Aunt Felicity made for you? She’s a caffeine addict. | |
| [06:28] | Hey. | |
| [06:33] | Benjamin and Samuel should spend the holiday together. | |
| [06:40] | I’ll be right back. | |
| [06:47] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [06:50] | – You’re not coming to Thanksgiving? – Yeah. | |
| [06:53] | Ben, look, I know you’re angry, but… You shouldn’t be alone on the holiday. | |
| [06:59] | Who said I was gonna be alone? | |
| [07:01] | – Oh. I… No. I just meant… – No. I’m gonna see my dad.. | |
| [07:08] | – Oh. Okay. – Okay. | |
| [07:16] | [sighs] | |
| [07:19] | – Trevor. – Hmm? | |
| [07:20] | This application is due Monday. I’m never gonna finish if you keep sighing. | |
| [07:24] | – Was I sighing? – Yeah. | |
| [07:25] | I’m sorry. I’m reading this book. I have no idea what is happening. | |
| [07:30] | You’re not reading a book. You’re reading Cliff Notes. | |
| [07:33] | – Why do they make this hard? – Cliff Notes? | |
| [07:36] | College. This is English One, and it’s harder than it was last time. | |
| [07:41] | – What last time? – I failed it freshman year. | |
| [07:43] | You failed English One? | |
| [07:46] | It wasn’t my fault. The books they assign are too long. | |
| [07:49] | Five hundred characters. | |
| [07:50] | They all have these Russian names that sound the same. | |
| [07:54] | College is supposed to be the time of your life, but this sucks. | |
| [07:59] | – Hey. – [both] Hey. | |
| [08:01] | – This is Taffy and Gammy’s room. – They’re in Florida. | |
| [08:04] | Thank God. I couldn’t deal with them through dinner. | |
| [08:07] | What dinner? | |
| [08:09] | Thanksgiving. We’re having it here. You’re invited. | |
| [08:12] | To my own apartment? Thanks. | |
| [08:14] | – So are you. – Oh. | |
| [08:16] | – lsn’t he? – Yeah. You should come. | |
| [08:20] | Okay. Thanks. I will. But… first I have to go see | |
| [08:24] | if I can find Cliff Notes on these Cliff Notes. | |
| [08:27] | – Bye. | – Bye. |
| [08:29] | – Bye, Meghan. – Bye. | |
| [08:33] | Why did you do that? | |
| [08:35] | – What? – lnvite him. | |
| [08:38] | Because I thought you liked him. | |
| [08:40] | I do, but I don’t know how smart he is. Is that horrible? | |
| [08:44] | The only thing worse than dating a dumb guy | |
| [08:47] | is dating a dumb guy who doesn’t brush his teeth. | |
| [08:49] | – Give him the test. – What test? | |
| [08:51] | This thing I made up. It screens out idiots. | |
| [08:55] | – I am not giving Trevor a test. – I’ll bring it to dinner. | |
| [08:59] | This is a weird holiday. Cranberries? Pumpkin? Yams? | |
| [09:03] | Who thought up this stuff? | |
| [09:06] | Oh, and that is always a crowd-pleaser. | |
| [09:09] | I can’t believe how much better he’s doing. | |
| [09:12] | – It’s like he’s a different person. – I know. | |
| [09:17] | What? | |
| [09:18] | I just wanted to say something. It’s Thanksgiving, so… | |
| [09:23] | – What is it? – Just… Thank you. | |
| [09:28] | – For what? – Well, for coming here. | |
| [09:32] | Not just today. Yeah. lt makes it easier. | |
| [09:36] | Yeah. For me, too. | |
| [09:43] | Do you wanna go to the cafeteria and get something to eat? | |
| [09:48] | – It’s Thanksgiving. – I know. They probably have turkey… | |
| [09:51] | – No. That’s so depressing. – Yeah. I guess so. | |
| [09:54] | I want a real Thanksgiving dinner. | |
| [09:57] | My family throws one every year. It’s huge. | |
| [10:00] | The whole neighborhood comes. It’s fun. Don’t you have one to go to? | |
| [10:06] | Yeah. I was invited, but I’m not gonna go. | |
| [10:09] | Why? | |
| [10:11] | I don’t know. It’s just gonna be kinda weird. | |
| [10:16] | Let’s go. Oh, come on. I don’t mean to invite myself. | |
| [10:20] | I don’t know anybody else. It’s either that or I eat alone. | |
| [10:25] | I swear I won’t pick my nose or do anything to embarrass you. | |
| [10:29] | It’s not that at all. It’s gonna be at my ex-girlfriend’s place. | |
| [10:35] | lf that’s gonna be weird, then… | |
| [10:39] | Let’s just go. | |
| [10:42] | – Yeah? – It’ll be fine. | |
| [10:43] | – You sure? – Yes. Yeah. Let’s go. | |
| [10:46] | [Lauren chuckles] | |
| [10:54] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [10:55] | The reservations aren’t until 8:00, so we can do whatever you want. | |
| [10:59] | – It’s your call. I’m up for anything. – Okay. | |
| [11:03] | Tell me about this job. | |
| [11:07] | Truth is, I sort of got fired last week. | |
| [11:11] | Why? What happened? | |
| [11:13] | Just this little thing with me and the boss’s daughter. | |
| [11:17] | I don’t wanna talk about it. | |
| [11:20] | – Is everything okay? – Yeah. Everything’s fine. | |
| [11:24] | Because, you know, things seemed a little tense over at your place. | |
| [11:29] | – Do we have to talk about this? – Noel, what happened? | |
| [11:35] | Nothing. It’s not a big deal. | |
| [11:39] | [sighs] Felicity and I slept together. | |
| [11:42] | What? Are you guys getting back together? | |
| [11:45] | No. She was still with Ben when it happened. | |
| [11:49] | – Things are still pretty tense. – Well, I can see why. | |
| [11:54] | – What? – Look. Nothing. I… | |
| [11:57] | What? Say it. | |
| [12:01] | You’ve been in love with her forever. Okay? But I don’t know. lt just… | |
| [12:06] | It seems like you’re not making the smartest moves. | |
| [12:09] | You always do this. | |
| [12:10] | You act like I’m an idiot and you have all the answers. | |
| [12:15] | – You asked me. – I didn’t even wanna talk about this. | |
| [12:19] | I wanted someone on my side. | |
| [12:21] | – I am on your side. – Okay. | |
| [12:24] | I’m going for a walk. I’ll meet you at the restaurant. | |
| [12:27] | – Noel, come on. – I’m fine. | |
| [12:37] | They give you a test before they let you drive. | |
| [12:39] | – Shouldn’t it be the same with dating? – Guys are different from cars. | |
| [12:45] | [sighs] Not really. | |
| [12:50] | Just checked on Mommy and she’s fast asleep in your bed. | |
| [12:53] | – Oh. – Is that a problem? | |
| [12:55] | No. Not at all. | |
| [12:58] | I can’t believe Ben hasn’t shown. | |
| [13:01] | I’m glad we’re doing this. It feeIs like we’re a family. | |
| [13:04] | A divorced family. | |
| [13:06] | – [doorbell rings] – Who is that? | |
| [13:09] | – Benjamin? – I told you this spell is kick-ass. | |
| [13:12] | – Hi. – My friend Lauren. This is Sean. | |
| [13:15] | How are you? | |
| [13:16] | Who’s that? | |
| [13:17] | I have no idea. | |
| [13:19] | – [Lauren chuckles] – [Sean] Hope you’re hungry. | |
| [13:32] | Lauren, this is Meghan. | |
| [13:34] | – Hi. | – Hi. |
| [13:36] | And this is Javier. | |
| [13:37] | – Hi. I love your blouse. – Oh, thank you. | |
| [13:41] | – What? – And this is Felicity. | |
| [13:44] | – It’s nice to meet you. – You, too. | |
| [13:47] | Thank you for letting me crash your dinner. | |
| [13:49] | – Of course. – Guess you changed your mind. | |
| [13:52] | Yes. You wanna sit down? | |
| [13:54] | Yeah. That’d be nice. | |
| [14:02] | I am so sorry about the blouse comment. | |
| [14:05] | – It’s okay. – Who is she? | |
| [14:07] | – She’s in A.A. with Ben’s dad. – Ben’s dating a drunk. | |
| [14:11] | She’s a recovering alcoholic, and they’re not dating. | |
| [14:14] | Cross your fingers. | |
| [14:15] | I invited Ben, not Ben and some woman from A.A. | |
| [14:19] | It’s nice that he brought her. She has nowhere else to go. | |
| [14:23] | Just admit you wanna wring her neck. | |
| [14:26] | He’s allowed to be with whoever he wants. | |
| [14:34] | She’s so strong, like Joan of Arch. | |
| [14:38] | Here you go. | |
| [14:40] | Hold on. So, you’re going with Dallas? They’ve got nobody. | |
| [14:43] | I always go with the underdog. | |
| [14:46] | Yeah. So do I. | |
| [14:48] | I love Dallas. Their cheerleaders are hot. | |
| [14:50] | Yeah. | |
| [14:52] | Don’t tell Meghan I said that. | |
| [14:55] | Can I get you anything? | |
| [14:58] | No. We’re fine. | |
| [15:03] | I’ll be right back. | |
| [15:14] | (sing) Lately I’ve been thinkin’ ’bout what’s goin’ on with me | |
| [15:19] | (sing) If my life were a picture I wouldn’t like what I’d see | |
| [15:25] | (sing) Seems like my dreams have become a thing of the past | |
| [15:31] | (sing) I’ve been losin’ focus I’ve been fadin’ real fast | |
| [15:36] | (sing) I woke this mornin’ My mind felt so free | |
| [15:45] | Can I buy you a drink? | |
| [15:48] | Yeah. Sure. | |
| [15:50] | Sure. | |
| [15:55] | I’m Dana. | |
| [15:56] | – Hi. | – Hi. |
| [15:58] | – I’m Noel. – Hi, Noel. | |
| [16:02] | (sing) I’m on my way Gonna turn it around | |
| [16:07] | (sing) And I’m starting today (sing) | |
| [16:13] | [cat meows] | |
| [16:14] | Oh, Mommy. Say hello to Benjamin. Hi. | |
| [16:17] | – Hi, Mommy. – [meows] | |
| [16:21] | – Your new girlfriend seems very nice. – She’s not my girlfriend. | |
| [16:26] | Uh-huh. | |
| [16:27] | – She’s not. But so what if she was? – Uh-huh. | |
| [16:31] | Hey, I don’t owe Felicity anything. | |
| [16:36] | Uh-huh. | |
| [16:37] | Is that all you’re gonna say, ”Uh-huh”? | |
| [16:42] | It’s what I say when I don’t have anything nice to say. | |
| [16:45] | – Oh. – Look, | |
| [16:47] | I don’t wanna take sides. | |
| [16:48] | I know you want to hurt her, but this is not the way. | |
| [16:52] | – I’m not trying to hurt her. – Uh-huh. | |
| [16:57] | You can believe what you want. I don’t care. | |
| [17:03] | [cat meows] | |
| [17:06] | Don’t take his side. I’m just trying to help. | |
| [17:10] | Now I’m getting a silent treatment. Fantastic. | |
| [17:12] | So Ben telIs me that his ex-girlfriend lives here. | |
| [17:16] | – Is that you? – Yeah. Yeah. | |
| [17:20] | How long you go out? | |
| [17:23] | About a year and a half. | |
| [17:32] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [17:34] | Lauren said that your dad’s doing really well. | |
| [17:37] | Yeah, he is. | |
| [17:43] | I’m gonna help Meghan. It was nice talking to you. | |
| [17:47] | Yeah, you, too. | |
| [17:57] | Just a sec. | |
| [18:00] | – Applications? – Yeah. What’s up? | |
| [18:03] | Thought maybe you’d like to come join the party. | |
| [18:07] | – Oh. – Or I can… bring the party to you. | |
| [18:11] | Oh, that’s so sweet. | |
| [18:14] | You. | |
| [18:16] | [giggles] | |
| [18:19] | Wait! What are you doing? No! Oh, you! | |
| [18:24] | That’s more like it. Oh, hey, I finished those Cliff Notes, | |
| [18:27] | and War and Peace is actually pretty good. | |
| [18:33] | What’s wrong? | |
| [18:34] | Nothing. I… I’m just working on this essay. | |
| [18:38] | There are a few questions I can’t figure out. | |
| [18:41] | Like what? | |
| [18:42] | ”What planets are between the Sun and the Earth?” | |
| [18:46] | You have to know that to get into med school? I’m a dead man. | |
| [18:50] | You know the answer? | |
| [18:52] | Yeah. Yeah. It’s Mars and Venus. | |
| [18:58] | I’m sure you can get it off the lnternet. | |
| [19:01] | Yeah, but that’s not the point. | |
| [19:03] | [sighs] | |
| [19:05] | Okay, what is the point? | |
| [19:39] | [dinging] | |
| [19:41] | Okay, before we begin stuffing our faces, | |
| [19:44] | I would like to say a few words. | |
| [19:48] | It occurred to me while I was brushing Mommy’s hair | |
| [19:51] | that this may be our last Thanksgiving together. | |
| [19:55] | [sighs] Are you trying to bring down the room? | |
| [19:59] | I know. Makes me wanna cry, too. | |
| [20:04] | But we all know, especially now with all the craziness in the world, | |
| [20:09] | that nothing lasts forever. | |
| [20:11] | Well, nothing but the love that we have for each other. | |
| [20:16] | So forgetting all about our little soap-opera dramas– | |
| [20:21] | and I’m not pointing any fingers– let’s all give thanks for each other. | |
| [20:27] | – Cheers. – [Elena] Cheers. | |
| [20:38] | – Did you give him the test? – He’s zero for one. | |
| [20:41] | [Lauren] I went by that place that you work. | |
| [20:44] | It was very funny. I can’t believe how much they charge. | |
| [20:48] | Everything. Eight dollars… | |
| [20:50] | Ben, could you please pass the gravy? | |
| [20:53] | Ben. | |
| [20:55] | [Ben chattering, Lauren laughing] | |
| [20:57] | Hey, Ben! | |
| [20:58] | – Yes? – Pass Felicity the damn gravy. | |
| [21:01] | Sorry. Yeah. I’m sorry. | |
| [21:04] | Thanks. It’s okay. | |
| [21:06] | – So what’s the capital of Washington? – Washington the state, right? | |
| [21:11] | I’m trying to remember it for this essay that I’m writing. | |
| [21:15] | What’s the damn capital? | |
| [21:17] | This end of the table’s so boring. | |
| [21:20] | – Olympia. – Really? I was gonna say Seattle. | |
| [21:23] | – That’s what everybody would say. – Well, not most people. | |
| [21:26] | What about the sale at Barney’s? Doesn’t anyone care about that? Barney’s. | |
| [21:35] | – You don’t like it? – No, I do. I guess I’m not hungry. | |
| [21:42] | – [Lauren] Thanks for having me over. – No problem. | |
| [21:46] | Hey, Lauren. I’m sorry to interrupt. | |
| [21:50] | Do you have a boyfriend? | |
| [21:52] | I have a great guy I’d love to set you up with. | |
| [21:56] | No. I just got out of a long-term relationship. | |
| [21:58] | You guys’d be perfect together. He’s in A.A., too. | |
| [22:02] | – What are you doing? – What? | |
| [22:03] | You have no idea how difficult it is for women out there. | |
| [22:07] | Actually, it’s not that easy for guys either. | |
| [22:10] | I’ve never had any problems. | |
| [22:12] | Thank you so much for your interest, | |
| [22:15] | but I’m…I’m really not ready. | |
| [22:18] | You seem ready to me. | |
| [22:19] | Well, it was one of those really excruciating breakups. | |
| [22:24] | I’d been in love with this guy since high school… | |
| [22:26] | Whoa. That was a long-term relationship. | |
| [22:29] | – What’s your problem? – I think you know. | |
| [22:31] | – No. I don’t. – Meghan, back off. | |
| [22:34] | – You’re on his side? – He didn’t do anything. | |
| [22:37] | – Please! – What did I do? | |
| [22:40] | – Wanna play Yahtzee? – You didn’t do anything. | |
| [22:42] | Except waste the last year and a half of my life. | |
| [22:59] | Nice. | |
| [23:10] | Yahtzee? | |
| [23:17] | I get it, okay? But I don’t know how many more times I can say I’m sorry. | |
| [23:22] | – I am sorry. – Fine. | |
| [23:24] | Obviously it’s not fine. | |
| [23:26] | Is that why you came, to get back at me? | |
| [23:29] | – Are you serious? – Well, is it? | |
| [23:31] | – No, it’s not. – Then why? If you hate me so much… | |
| [23:35] | lf being with me was a waste of your time, why come? | |
| [23:40] | You’re right. I have no idea. Clearly, it was a mistake. | |
| [23:56] | Let’s get outta here. | |
| [24:02] | [Lauren] Thanks. | |
| [24:14] | [phone ringing] | |
| [24:23] | You’ve reached Blumberg Productions, home of Schmeghan Shirts. | |
| [24:26] | Press ”1” for Customer Service, ”2” for Investor Relations, | |
| [24:28] | or ”3” for Schmeghan-By-Mail. | |
| [24:30] | [beep] | |
| [24:32] | Hey. It’s Noel. | |
| [24:35] | Is anyone there? | |
| [24:37] | Ryan, are you there? | |
| [24:40] | Yeah. It’s me. | |
| [24:44] | You’re where? | |
| [24:46] | – Ryan? – Yeah. It’s me. | |
| [24:51] | Hey. Could you wait outside for a second, please? | |
| [24:56] | – You live long enough, you see it all. – Thank you. | |
| [25:01] | [snickering] | |
| [25:04] | Hey. | |
| [25:14] | – Thank you. – [both chuckle] | |
| [25:16] | – Talk about embarrassing. – Yeah. | |
| [25:20] | – So, what happened? – You don’t wanna know. | |
| [25:22] | Yeah, I do. I waited around for you all day. | |
| [25:27] | I know. I’m sorry. | |
| [25:31] | I met this woman in a bar, and we came back here, and… | |
| [25:37] | and she robbed me. | |
| [25:39] | – [scoffs] – I know. Can you believe it? | |
| [25:44] | What’s the matter with you? | |
| [25:47] | I came here so we could spend Thanksgiving together. | |
| [25:50] | And what, you’re picking up some woman at a bar? | |
| [25:59] | [sighs] He’s all yours. | |
| [26:11] | [chuckles] Don’t worry. This won’t hurt a bit. | |
| [26:23] | – [Ben] I am really sorry. – [Lauren] lt was my idea to go. | |
| [26:27] | It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving if there wasn’t somebody fighting. | |
| [26:30] | I thought your Thanksgivings were fun. | |
| [26:32] | They were, but they always ended up with a brawl. | |
| [26:35] | I have three immature brothers who also like to drink a lot. | |
| [26:47] | You and Felicity still have kinks to iron out. | |
| [26:50] | – No, we don’t. – Yeah. You do. | |
| [26:54] | But it’s okay. I get it. | |
| [26:57] | I really do. Believe me. | |
| [27:05] | You should call her. | |
| [27:08] | Yeah. Maybe I should. | |
| [27:10] | Yeah. | |
| [27:13] | I’ll call you. | |
| [27:15] | Happy Thanksgiving, Ben. | |
| [27:18] | Yeah. You, too. | |
| [27:27] | I know one thing. I’m putting a hex on Lauren. | |
| [27:32] | Meghan practices Wicca. | |
| [27:34] | It’s earth science that’s tied to cycles like the changing of seasons. | |
| [27:39] | For example, the winter solstice. | |
| [27:41] | Elena sounds like Jacques Cousteau | |
| [27:43] | without the accent or the underwater camera. | |
| [27:48] | – When is the winter solstice exactly? – Hell if I know. | |
| [27:53] | – December 22. – There you go. | |
| [27:55] | Wait a minute. What are you doing? | |
| [27:57] | – Sean, they’re having a conversation. – Oh. [scoffs] | |
| [28:01] | The capital of Washington? The winter solstice? | |
| [28:04] | – You’re giving him the test. – Whoa. Whoa. What test? | |
| [28:07] | Meghan’s got this test to see if guys were smart enough to date. | |
| [28:11] | – Which, clearly, you’re not. – Oh. | |
| [28:19] | Hey. I’m sorry about that, you guys. | |
| [28:22] | You’re okay? | |
| [28:23] | Yeah, but I don’t think Mommy’s feeling well. | |
| [28:25] | – She was making some weird noises. – Maybe it was all those sweet potatoes. | |
| [28:29] | She does look a little peaked. I’ll take her home to Samuel. | |
| [28:34] | lf you want me to fire Benjamin, say the word. | |
| [28:37] | – I’m gonna go, too. Thanks for dinner. – I’ll be right back. | |
| [28:45] | Oh. We’re going home. | |
| [28:49] | – Want some pie? – Yeah. | |
| [28:54] | – Are you trying to prove I’m an idiot? – No. | |
| [28:56] | I’m sorry that I’m not as smart as you. | |
| [29:00] | But why should it bother you? | |
| [29:02] | – It’s not that. – What is it? | |
| [29:04] | Why is it important that I know when the winter solstice is? | |
| [29:08] | I don’t know. | |
| [29:10] | I was just trying to figure out if we were right for each other. | |
| [29:14] | Oh. Well, that’s one question I do know the answer to. | |
| [29:21] | [sighs] | |
| [29:29] | I hate Thanksgiving. | |
| [29:33] | – Sean, where’s Felicity? – Where’s your brain? | |
| [29:35] | You moron. You walk out… | |
| [29:37] | Meghan, shut up. Can I talk to you for a second? | |
| [29:43] | Yeah. Sure. | |
| [29:51] | My spelI’s gonna work. | |
| [29:56] | – You don’t shut up when I tell you to. – ‘Cause nothing you say matters. | |
| [30:13] | I’m sorry I brought her. I shouldn’t have done that. | |
| [30:18] | – No. lt was a nice thing to do. – That’s not why I did it. | |
| [30:30] | When somebody hurts you, you wanna hurt ’em back. | |
| [30:34] | But then I look at you, and no matter how mad I am… | |
| [30:41] | I want the hurting to stop. | |
| [30:49] | [sighs] | |
| [30:54] | – I’m gonna get outta here. – Stay. | |
| [31:03] | Five minutes. | |
| [32:16] | He had zero outta three right? Whoa. That’s sad. | |
| [32:19] | [knocking] | |
| [32:21] | – [shouting] I’ll get it! – Shh! | |
| [32:23] | Like they’re paying attention to us. | |
| [32:26] | – Maybe he’s right. – Sean hasn’t been right in three years. | |
| [32:28] | – No. I mean Trevor. – He definitely hasn’t been right. | |
| [32:31] | What difference does it make if he’s smart? He’s fun, funny… | |
| [32:35] | lf fun, funny, dumb guys are your thing, go for it. | |
| [32:43] | – Are they really in there? – It’s been over an hour. | |
| [32:46] | Can’t believe it, although it’s so uplifting. | |
| [32:49] | Do I need an uplift, and I’m not talking about my face. | |
| [32:53] | – Why? What happened? – I left Samuel. | |
| [32:56] | – You leave Samuel every week. – This time, it’s for good. | |
| [32:59] | I brought Mommy home and told him she was sick. | |
| [33:01] | He didn’t bat an eyelash. Then it hit me like a tsunami. | |
| [33:05] | I’m with some guy who doesn’t care that my cat is sick? I packed and we left. | |
| [33:11] | – If you need a place to stay… – You can’t stay there. | |
| [33:14] | So, they’re really back together? | |
| [33:16] | – Yep. – Oh, yeah. | |
| [33:20] | Just gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling all over. | |
| [33:23] | – Doesn’t it, Mommy? – [meows] | |
| [33:25] | You’re always warm and fuzzy. | |
| [33:36] | – I guess we got the signs wrong, huh? – Fifty bucks. | |
| [33:40] | Fifty bucks. | |
| [33:43] | Look, I’m… I’m gonna call Mom. | |
| [33:48] | I don’t know what’s going on. | |
| [33:50] | I keep saying everything’s great, but it’s just not. | |
| [33:55] | It’s hard… when you’re not with the person you love, and… | |
| [33:59] | Yeah, but that’s not what this is. | |
| [34:04] | I know what that feeIs like, and that’s not this. | |
| [34:10] | You know when we were kids… | |
| [34:13] | and Dad would shut off after the evening news… | |
| [34:16] | and, like, this black cloud | |
| [34:20] | would settle over the house? | |
| [34:24] | Yeah. | |
| [34:27] | It wasn’t just the news. | |
| [34:32] | Maybe what you’re going through isn’t just your personal life or your job. | |
| [34:38] | You know? lt wasn’t for me. | |
| [34:44] | I don’t know. l… I think I got it from Dad. | |
| [34:48] | Like my nose and the way I walk… | |
| [34:53] | and the way that… sometimes… | |
| [34:57] | I’m so depressed I can’t even get outta bed. | |
| [35:01] | Well, I’m… Well, I’m not depressed. | |
| [35:04] | I know. I just… | |
| [35:07] | Now when I get that way… I talk to somebody. | |
| [35:13] | And it really helps me. | |
| [35:21] | You are a good person, Noel. | |
| [35:26] | Yeah. | |
| [35:28] | Well, look. I’m… I’m sorry I ruined your Thanksgiving. | |
| [35:33] | Ah. I’ll get you back someday. | |
| [35:36] | I know you will. | |
| [35:40] | – I love you, Ryan. – I know. | |
| [35:46] | – Call Mom. – I will. | |
| [36:13] | Hey. Your roommates told me you were here. | |
| [36:17] | – I want you to look at this. – Another test? | |
| [36:20] | No. It’s my med school application. | |
| [36:24] | 3.8 G.P.A. Congratulations. | |
| [36:33] | Look at the last page. | |
| [36:40] | ”Please list any extracurricular activities or interests | |
| [36:43] | that have had a major effect on you in the last four years.” | |
| [36:49] | I’ve been trying to answer that question all week, and… | |
| [36:52] | I have nothing, because all I’ve done is study for the last four years. | |
| [36:58] | – Good for you. – No, it’s not. | |
| [37:01] | I spent so much time studying that l forgot to have a life. You were right. | |
| [37:05] | Stupid facts and making good grades isn’t everything. | |
| [37:08] | It’s just… all I have. | |
| [37:15] | I’m the stupid one, not you. | |
| [37:18] | You should write about your tutoring. | |
| [37:22] | You’re really good at it. | |
| [37:24] | You explain things clearly, and… you don’t make people feel stupid. | |
| [37:31] | – I don’t? – Well, not usually. | |
| [37:36] | Hey, I felt stupid way before I met you. | |
| [37:43] | That’s a good idea. | |
| [37:46] | – Thanks. – Sure. | |
| [37:48] | Hey, I got another one. | |
| [37:50] | You tutor me in chemistry, and… I’ll tutor you in darts. | |
| [37:55] | – Come on. – What? | |
| [37:57] | Yep. Come on. Here you go. Just hold it like that. | |
| [38:01] | Get the little wrist in it and let it fly. You got it. | |
| [38:05] | – [Elena laughs] – That’s not bad. | |
| [38:07] | That was bad. | |
| [38:09] | (sing) Maybe I should take the ride | |
| [38:12] | (sing) To know the light you have to know the dark | |
| [38:18] | (sing) What am I waitin’ for? | |
| [38:23] | (sing) Maybe I should look inside | |
| [38:26] | (sing) To know what’s right you have to know your heart | |
| [38:32] | (sing) What am I livin’ for? | |
| [38:36] | (sing) I don’t know how | |
| [38:38] | (sing) To turn this life around | |
| [38:42] | (sing) Please help me | |
| [38:43] | (sing) Let me out, take me in | |
| [38:47] | (sing) And give me some direction (sing) | |
| [38:49] | Hi, Dr. Pavone. This is Noel Crane. I’m one of the guidance counselors. | |
| [38:54] | I work right down the hall from… from your office. | |
| [38:58] | I’m calling because I was hoping to get a referral. | |
| [39:02] | It’s not a big deal. Nothing urgent. I… | |
| [39:07] | When you get this call, give me a call. I’d appreciate it. | |
| [39:11] | My extension at work is… | |
| [39:15] | I’m sorry… is… is 7089. | |
| [39:17] | Okay. Thanks. | |
| [39:20] | Happy Thanksgiving to you. Bye. | |
| [39:28] | (sing) ‘Cause you’ve got my attention | |
| [39:32] | (sing) Tell me somethin’ good | |
| [39:35] | (sing) Tell me somethin’ (sing) | |
| [39:44] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [39:45] | What are you doing? | |
| [39:47] | I’m gonna go. | |
| [39:54] | – You don’t have to. – No. I know. | |
| [39:57] | This was a mistake. | |
| [40:01] | Guess I thought it would make me forget about things, but I can’t. | |
| [40:10] | I love you. | |
| [40:15] | lf this had happened a year ago, I would’ve understood. | |
| [40:19] | I would’ve felt like I deserved to be cheated on. | |
| [40:24] | But I don’t. I don’t deserve it. | |
| [40:28] | I know. | |
| [40:30] | I know. | |
| [40:38] | I’ll call you. | |
| [40:43] | Okay. |