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| [00:01] | Previously on Felicity. | |
| [00:02] | I am not comfortable, and neither is your mother, | |
| [00:05] | subsidizing this lifestyle. | |
| [00:06] | – Fine. I will pay for this myself. – That’s not what I’m saying. | |
| [00:11] | It’s what I’m saying. | |
| [00:12] | ”Sunrise Surprise Beauty Pageant. First prize: $1 0,000.” | |
| [00:16] | I guess that if I don’t annul my marriage to Sean, I’m cut off. | |
| [00:21] | – Are you serious? – Don’t tell Sean. | |
| [00:24] | I cheated on Ben. | |
| [00:25] | – [gasps] – With Noel. | |
| [00:28] | He doesn’t know. | |
| [00:42] | – [Javier] What are you doing? – I’m just getting dressed. | |
| [00:45] | – Hurry up. I gotta do you a makeover. – Yeah, I’m coming. | |
| [00:55] | – Okay, no. – Why? I like this one. | |
| [00:58] | This is a beauty pageant, not the Olympic trials. | |
| [01:01] | You gotta wear a stringy number. | |
| [01:03] | – I don’t wanna wear anything stringy. – [Elena] Hey! | |
| [01:07] | – What’s going on? – Nothing. | |
| [01:10] | – She’s a contestant… – Javier. | |
| [01:13] | in the Miss Sunrise Surprise Beauty Pageant. | |
| [01:17] | You would have told her eventually. | |
| [01:19] | – Don’t tell anyone. – You are in a beauty pageant? | |
| [01:22] | It’s my last chance for scholarship money. | |
| [01:25] | The only reason I’m doing it is because there’s an academic prize. | |
| [01:29] | Oh, my God! | |
| [01:31] | Seriously, this is okay, right? | |
| [01:33] | Do you have something a little more… | |
| [01:35] | – Stringy? – Yeah, stringy. | |
| [01:38] | Stringy. | |
| [01:40] | I’ll look for something a little more stringy. | |
| [01:48] | (sing) Can you become | |
| [01:51] | (sing) Can you become | |
| [01:55] | (sing) A new version of you | |
| [01:58] | (sing) New wallpaper | |
| [02:00] | (sing) New shoe leather | |
| [02:03] | (sing) A new way home | |
| [02:06] | (sing) I don’t remember | |
| [02:09] | (sing) New version of you | |
| [02:12] | (sing) I need a new version of me | |
| [02:18] | (sing) New version of you | |
| [02:22] | (sing) I need a new version of me (sing) | |
| [02:35] | I’m sure you’ve all had an opportunity to review your orientation packets, | |
| [02:39] | so you know that you have only three days to learn the opening number. | |
| [02:43] | Apart from our regular rehearsals, | |
| [02:45] | I strongly suggest that you practice at home. | |
| [02:48] | Also, don’t forget we have a photo shoot at 1 1 :00 sharp. | |
| [02:52] | It’s for promotional purposes, so hair and makeup will be provided. | |
| [03:00] | [chattering] | |
| [03:10] | Wow. | |
| [03:13] | Yeah, it’s really different. | |
| [03:15] | Huh? The colors really make your features pop. | |
| [03:18] | Yeah. | |
| [03:19] | And I’m telling you, a little dab of hemorrhoidal cream | |
| [03:23] | around the eyes gets rid of the puffiness. | |
| [03:26] | – They… Oh, thank you. – I’m gonna go work on some other girls. | |
| [03:30] | – Holler if you need anything. – Okay. | |
| [03:33] | You are beautiful! | |
| [03:38] | Oh, my God. | |
| [03:40] | Hey. | |
| [03:42] | – They go a little overboard, huh? – Yeah. I mean, | |
| [03:45] | I’ve never been this made-up in my life. | |
| [03:47] | Next time, tell ’em, no hairspray, easy on the eye shadow. | |
| [03:51] | ‘Cause they love that stuff. | |
| [03:53] | – I’m Sarah. – I’m Felicity. | |
| [03:57] | Have you been in one of these things before? | |
| [04:00] | One? Try eight. | |
| [04:01] | – Really? – Yeah. | |
| [04:03] | It’s great for me. I’m a singer, so it’s great exposure. | |
| [04:06] | Oh. | |
| [04:08] | I haven’t been in one, so if you have words of wisdom… | |
| [04:11] | [woman] Excuse me. | |
| [04:13] | – I think this is my hairbrush. – I’m sorry. lt was just sitting on… | |
| [04:18] | This happened at Miss Empire State. I never saw my Conair defuser again. | |
| [04:21] | She said she was sorry. | |
| [04:23] | I have to waste 20 minutes cleaning out your hair. | |
| [04:30] | Hi. Have you seen Felic… | |
| [04:33] | – What they do to you? – I don’t know. | |
| [04:36] | See you at the photo shoot. | |
| [04:37] | – All right. Nice to meet you. – Same here. | |
| [04:42] | Now, don’t get too close to these girls. They’re killers. | |
| [04:45] | She was actually nice. | |
| [04:47] | You know I love you, but you are so gullible, you’re like a sea bird. | |
| [04:51] | I scooped out the entire area, | |
| [04:53] | and you are the most gorgeous one by a million miles. | |
| [04:56] | Except for this set decorator, who’s like this Adonis… | |
| [04:59] | – Javier. – I’m just looking. | |
| [05:02] | The point is, you are going to take home the crown. | |
| [05:05] | We just have to do something about this hair. | |
| [05:08] | lf Elvis were alive, believe me, you’d be living in Graceland. | |
| [05:14] | It’s unusual for me to be doing this for a graduate. | |
| [05:17] | I usually only work with current students, | |
| [05:19] | being the school guidance counselor. | |
| [05:22] | I know, and I appreciate it. I just… I didn’t know what else to do. | |
| [05:27] | Outstanding G.P.A. | |
| [05:29] | Lot of extracurricular. | |
| [05:32] | – Oh, you were an R.A. – Yeah, yeah, I was an R.A. | |
| [05:36] | ”Loser Pet Store.” | |
| [05:37] | That’s funny. Why don’t you have a job? | |
| [05:41] | Uh, well the dot-com industry tanked, | |
| [05:44] | and it took down computer graphics with it. | |
| [05:47] | I just need a lead, or a tip or something, to help. | |
| [05:51] | You know, people always need help, Mr. Crane. | |
| [05:56] | Yeah. Well, that’s… Yeah, that’s sort of why I’m here. | |
| [05:59] | No, I mean help as in guidance. | |
| [06:05] | Counsel. | |
| [06:08] | I’m leaving, and this job is wide open. | |
| [06:12] | You’re offering me your job? | |
| [06:14] | Medical, pay’s not bad, and no boss looking over your shoulder. | |
| [06:18] | This chair is a hot seat of opportunities. | |
| [06:21] | Every job that comes in, you’re the first to hear about it. | |
| [06:24] | lsn’t that a conflict of interest? | |
| [06:26] | Great that you’re putting the students ahead of yourself. | |
| [06:29] | I used to do that. | |
| [06:33] | I told you we were cutting you off from the family. | |
| [06:35] | I meant entirely– personally and financially. | |
| [06:41] | I don’t understand. You know Sean. You like him. | |
| [06:46] | He has his own charm, that’s true. | |
| [06:49] | – But what does he do all day? – I don’t know. Things. | |
| [06:53] | Stuff, I… He has a great idea for a shrimp restaurant. | |
| [06:59] | Restaurants are money pits, and shrimp’s packed with cholesterol. | |
| [07:02] | It’s worse than duck. | |
| [07:04] | Fine. He’ll think of something else. He always does. | |
| [07:07] | Honey, I know right now these schemes are fun and amusing. | |
| [07:12] | But ten years from now, | |
| [07:14] | your friends will be married to successful lawyers and businessmen, | |
| [07:17] | and you’ll be with this guy who’s trying to come up with the next can opener. | |
| [07:22] | Speaking of successful lawyers, I ran into John Eisendrath. | |
| [07:25] | Dad… | |
| [07:26] | He’s an associate at Patterson-Belnap. | |
| [07:29] | He gave me his card. Call him. | |
| [07:31] | Dad, I’m married now. Sean is my husband. | |
| [07:33] | You don’t have to decide right away. Take a little time. Think about it. | |
| [07:38] | Make sure this is what you want– | |
| [07:40] | that you’re ready to make this kind of a sacrifice. | |
| [07:44] | Then let me know. | |
| [07:53] | Okay, the interview portion is 40°/., which you’ll ace for sure. | |
| [07:57] | Then the talent portion is 30°/.. Do you know what you’re gonna do? | |
| [08:05] | – What was that? – Hey. | |
| [08:07] | I thought this was important to you. | |
| [08:10] | It is. I just… | |
| [08:13] | I have a lot going on right now. Makes school seem less important. | |
| [08:18] | What are you talking about? | |
| [08:23] | I’m late. | |
| [08:26] | – Do you mean what I think you mean? – Mm-hm. | |
| [08:31] | Well, maybe it’s just stress. | |
| [08:34] | – I don’t think so. – Did you take a pregnancy test? | |
| [08:39] | I bought one yesterday. I just… I’m just too afraid to take it. | |
| [08:44] | Why don’t you take it now? | |
| [08:46] | Not knowing is the hardest part. And I’m here for support. | |
| [08:52] | Yeah, okay. Thanks. | |
| [09:01] | [blender whirring] | |
| [09:02] | Mix it up, baby! | |
| [09:13] | – [whirring stops] – What are you doing? | |
| [09:15] | I’m working on a new shrimp dish, for retail sale. | |
| [09:19] | [whirring] | |
| [09:21] | That’s what you did all day? Blend shrimp? | |
| [09:23] | It’s shrimp yogurt. | |
| [09:24] | I got the greatest idea last night at the market. | |
| [09:27] | There are no savory flavors of yogurt. | |
| [09:29] | They got strawberry, cherry, vanilla. But no shrimp… yet. | |
| [09:35] | Shrimp is a terrible idea. | |
| [09:37] | It’s full of cholesterol, and it’s the duck of the sea. | |
| [09:41] | – Okay. Uh, what’s your problem? – Nothing. I hope ten years from now, | |
| [09:45] | you’re not hunched over blending shrimp. | |
| [09:48] | I won’t be. If this doesn’t hit, I got zillions of ideas. | |
| [09:51] | – You do? – Yeah. | |
| [09:53] | Good. Good. | |
| [09:54] | Write ten of them down. We’ll go over them tomorrow. | |
| [09:57] | Wait. Is this the way our marriage is gonna be now? | |
| [10:00] | – Me writing out lists for you? – Marriage is partnership. | |
| [10:03] | I’m gonna be more involved now. Get used to it. | |
| [10:10] | [Elena] Are you all right? Felicity? | |
| [10:19] | It’s positive. | |
| [10:24] | – Those tests are not 1 00°/.. – Uh, they’re pretty close. | |
| [10:29] | You did use protection, right? | |
| [10:33] | – Yeah, yes. – Then the chances are miniscule. | |
| [10:38] | You can’t panic. You gotta take a blood test. | |
| [10:40] | That’s the only way that you can be sure. | |
| [10:43] | – Oh… I’m not ready for this. – I know, but you’re not alone. | |
| [10:47] | No matter… No matter what happens, | |
| [10:51] | we’re all here for you, and I’m sure Ben will be… | |
| [10:54] | I’m not gonna tell him yet. | |
| [10:56] | He has enough going on now without this. | |
| [10:58] | – So don’t say anything, okay? – Yeah, sure. | |
| [11:03] | – Do you promise? – I promise. | |
| [11:10] | I wonder if the pageant has a category for pregnant women. | |
| [11:21] | [exhales] | |
| [11:22] | What’s the matter? | |
| [11:25] | I’m just… I’m an idiot. | |
| [11:27] | Yesterday was the deadline to drop classes, and I forgot. | |
| [11:30] | So they still think I’m taking classes | |
| [11:32] | I signed up for last year before I was premed. | |
| [11:36] | lf you go to the registrar’s office and beg, they’ll understand. | |
| [11:39] | Yeah, I hope so. Am I gonna see you tonight? | |
| [11:42] | Tonight’s actually not that great for me. | |
| [11:45] | Oh. Okay. | |
| [11:48] | I know I’ve been saying that to you a lot, but there is a reason. | |
| [11:52] | What’s the reason? | |
| [11:54] | You can’t laugh. | |
| [11:56] | I’m not gonna laugh. | |
| [12:00] | The next few days are gonna be crazy, because I’m in a beauty pageant. | |
| [12:07] | What was that? | |
| [12:10] | Yeah. I’m in a beauty pageant. | |
| [12:12] | – You’re in a beauty pageant? – All the other scholarships were taken. | |
| [12:17] | It was the last one. All the deadlines were passed. | |
| [12:20] | Sorry for laughing. I’m having trouble imagining it. | |
| [12:22] | Yeah, I know, believe me. | |
| [12:25] | But the winner gets $1 0,000, which is a big deal. | |
| [12:28] | – Not that I’m gonna win. – You could win. You could. | |
| [12:32] | Please. | |
| [12:34] | There’s an academic portion for $3,000, though. So I thought… | |
| [12:39] | – Yeah, well, could I come watch you? – No! | |
| [12:42] | I’m embarrassed enough already. | |
| [12:45] | I’m sorry for laughing, but don’t be embarrassed. | |
| [12:48] | You can tell me these things. You can. | |
| [12:52] | No, I know. | |
| [12:55] | Just one last autograph for Uncle Sam. I can drop these off on my way out. | |
| [13:01] | Doesn’t anyone need to approve me, or… | |
| [13:04] | Nope. Picking your replacement is the last perk of the job. | |
| [13:07] | Oh. Okay. Good to know. | |
| [13:09] | Uh, I think we’ve gone over everything. | |
| [13:12] | But if you have any questions, the answers can be found somewhere in there. | |
| [13:16] | You know, dealing with schedule changes, housing issues. | |
| [13:21] | Filling T.A. positions. | |
| [13:23] | Oh. Art 1 0 needs somebody. You should get on that. | |
| [13:27] | Art 1 0. Okay. Sure. | |
| [13:28] | – [knocking] – Hey. | |
| [13:30] | – Meet your new guidance counselor. – Are you serious? | |
| [13:35] | Yeah, Mr. Norman was kind enough to offer me his job. | |
| [13:38] | – Kindness had nothing to do with it. – It’s just till I find something else. | |
| [13:42] | – Okay. – Okay, good luck. | |
| [13:46] | – You’re leaving? – My work is done. It’s all yours now. | |
| [13:53] | – Okay. Uh, all right. – I gotta drop some classes. | |
| [13:58] | Drop some classes. Um… | |
| [14:03] | And when can I get the results back? | |
| [14:06] | They’ll be ready tomorrow. You can pick them up at any time. | |
| [14:10] | Actually, I can’t tomorrow. I’m in… a beauty pageant. | |
| [14:15] | – Really? – [laughs] | |
| [14:17] | Okay, here you go. Sign right here. | |
| [14:21] | And bring this back in when you come in, | |
| [14:23] | and I’ll get you some literature you can look over. | |
| [14:27] | Maybe when you come back, you can bring your boyfriend, | |
| [14:29] | and we can discuss your options. | |
| [14:32] | Actually, I’m kind of going through this on my own. | |
| [14:36] | – So… – Okay. | |
| [14:41] | It’s not an elongated stride. Yet it’s not a short stride, either. | |
| [14:46] | Remember, girls, this is about poise and polish, | |
| [14:51] | not bump and grind. | |
| [14:53] | Okay, who wants to try it? Come on. | |
| [14:56] | – What are you doing for your talent? – Uh, I haven’t decided yet. | |
| [15:00] | That’s okay. | |
| [15:02] | Wait. You haven’t picked your talent yet? | |
| [15:06] | You do realize it’s 30°/. of your score, don’t you? | |
| [15:09] | Yeah. Yeah, I know that. | |
| [15:12] | Guess I know where my competition isn’t. | |
| [15:17] | Excuse me. Do you have a problem with me? | |
| [15:19] | I don’t know what you’re talking about. | |
| [15:22] | I haven’t done anything to you. | |
| [15:24] | And if you really want to know, I’m dancing. I’m a dancer. | |
| [15:27] | All of a sudden you’re a dancer. | |
| [15:29] | Actually, she’s a great dancer. | |
| [15:33] | – Thank you. – You’re welcome. | |
| [15:34] | I’ve been doing it since I was ten, so I guess I’m good. | |
| [15:37] | Yeah, she’s won lots of big, big awards. | |
| [15:41] | Mm-hm. | |
| [15:42] | Whatever. | |
| [15:47] | You said ignore her, but it’s getting really hard. | |
| [15:50] | I understand. Last year, at the Miss Coney lsland Pageant, | |
| [15:53] | she put menthol cream in my bathing suit. | |
| [15:56] | – Are you kidding me? – No. | |
| [15:57] | And believe me, the package lied. It’s not soothing or relieving. | |
| [16:05] | Are you really a dancer? | |
| [16:07] | I have no idea. I haven’t done it since I was ten. | |
| [16:10] | Well, I would think that it’s like riding a bike. You never forget. | |
| [16:14] | Yeah, it better be. | |
| [16:16] | [laughing] | |
| [16:17] | She makes me sick. | |
| [16:20] | [R&B plays] | |
| [16:34] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God. | |
| [16:37] | Sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. | |
| [16:43] | I came by to fix Elena’s computer. | |
| [16:46] | – Yeah. – It’s crashing, so… | |
| [16:48] | I’ve never seen you dance before. | |
| [16:50] | – You’re really good. – Yeah, Noel… | |
| [16:53] | [sighs] | |
| [16:57] | So, you’re doing this pageant thing, huh? | |
| [17:00] | – Yeah. – Elena told me that. | |
| [17:08] | You all right? What’s going on? | |
| [17:11] | Um… | |
| [17:14] | I can’t talk about it. | |
| [17:17] | Look, I know that things have been difficult. | |
| [17:22] | But… But what happened between us is… | |
| [17:26] | It’s over. Okay, it’s in the past. So just… | |
| [17:30] | Noel, it’s more complicated than that. | |
| [17:33] | Okay. | |
| [17:38] | I think I may be pregnant. | |
| [17:46] | I’m waiting for the results from the blood test, | |
| [17:48] | but the home test was positive. | |
| [17:57] | I haven’t told Ben. | |
| [18:02] | Okay. And you’re telling me because… | |
| [18:06] | Well, because you think that i-it could be… | |
| [18:10] | Yeah. | |
| [18:14] | Felicity, I’m so sorry. | |
| [18:18] | Noel, you should be looking at my computer. | |
| [18:22] | I didn’t mean to interrupt. | |
| [18:25] | Can I look at it later? | |
| [18:27] | – Yeah. – Yeah? | |
| [18:30] | – Then I’ll, um… – I’ll call you. | |
| [18:33] | Okay. | |
| [18:35] | Bye. | |
| [18:38] | – Are you guys okay? – Yeah. | |
| [18:42] | – You told him what’s going on? – Mm-hm. | |
| [18:45] | – You want to talk about it? – No. | |
| [18:58] | Oh, my God. | |
| [19:09] | Strawberry. | |
| [19:10] | Strawberry. | |
| [19:11] | – Strawberry. No, vanilla. – Charity work. | |
| [19:14] | Taking yoga so I can keep myself centered and balanced. | |
| [19:18] | Charity work. | |
| [19:19] | To keep myself centered and balanced. | |
| [19:21] | – Charity work. – For me, it’s all about the children. | |
| [19:24] | lf we can’t make this world a better place… | |
| [19:26] | for the next generation, | |
| [19:28] | then we haven’t fulfilled our responsibilities… | |
| [19:31] | as citizens of the earth. | |
| [19:33] | Or any planet. | |
| [19:34] | – I can’t believe this. – I know. She’s so good. | |
| [19:38] | I’d have to say Rocky Road. | |
| [19:40] | Joseph told me no matter what they ask, give them a safe answer. | |
| [19:45] | – Don’t offend anyone. – They’re talking about ice cream. | |
| [19:48] | Okay, then say vanilla. | |
| [19:50] | They want to see if you can speak in public. | |
| [19:53] | They don’t want a Miss Sunrise that drooIs when she talks. | |
| [19:56] | Then it doesn’t matter what I say. | |
| [19:59] | Okay. Say whatever you want to say. | |
| [20:01] | Then when it’s all over, you can call your daddy and ask him for the money. | |
| [20:07] | – Fine. Safe answers. – [man] Felicity Porter. | |
| [20:10] | – Oh God. – [Sarah] Good luck. | |
| [20:12] | Break your legs. | |
| [20:15] | I’d be an oak tree. | |
| [20:17] | They’re strong, and they have a lot of character. | |
| [20:20] | And they’re always changing. At least, their leaves are. | |
| [20:23] | And they’re growing. | |
| [20:26] | Miss Porter, what are your plans for the future? | |
| [20:29] | Specifically, how do you see yourself in the next five years? | |
| [20:35] | Um, well, I’m an artist. | |
| [20:38] | Uh, at least that’s what I’m trying to be. | |
| [20:42] | So, it’s kind of hard to know exactly what I’ll be doing… | |
| [20:47] | in the next five years. | |
| [20:51] | I mean, that’s something that I’ve sort of been struggling with recently. | |
| [20:57] | I mean, I never thought I’d be here, like this. | |
| [21:02] | Could you be a little more specific? | |
| [21:10] | No, I can’t. I’m sorry. | |
| [21:15] | – Okay. Thank you, Miss Porter. – Thank you. | |
| [21:19] | [girIs chattering] | |
| [21:21] | [woman] Samantha Wells. | |
| [21:22] | – You were great! – I blew it. | |
| [21:24] | No, don’t be silly. No, they’ll respect your honesty. | |
| [21:31] | Maybe not. But we still have a chance. All the big events are coming up. | |
| [21:35] | All you need is a good night’s beauty sleep, | |
| [21:38] | and tomorrow’s bathing suit and evening gown competitions are ours. | |
| [21:43] | And yours. | |
| [21:46] | Okay, it’s a Lucite, over-the-head reading table. | |
| [21:50] | There you are, just laying there, reading books, on your back, in bed. | |
| [21:54] | Look at that. Huh? | |
| [21:58] | You know? No sore shoulder, no leaning on your elbow. | |
| [22:01] | Okay. | |
| [22:03] | A restaurant. I got a restaurant called Before and After. | |
| [22:07] | We only serve appetizers and desserts. | |
| [22:11] | For those specialty occas… Like the short quick dates. | |
| [22:16] | Yeah. | |
| [22:17] | – No? – It’s good. | |
| [22:19] | Yeah, oh, yeah. Here’s a great one. | |
| [22:21] | It’s a combination sleep mask/alarm clock. | |
| [22:25] | Every mask has its own personal alarm in it. | |
| [22:27] | So, you’re just laying in bed, right? | |
| [22:29] | And b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b… | |
| [22:31] | That’s your face going off. | |
| [22:34] | You’re not bothering the person next to you. You’re just… | |
| [22:37] | Oh! Time to get up. | |
| [22:40] | You asked me for ten ideas, and I gave you more than that. | |
| [22:44] | Why are you being so critical? | |
| [22:47] | I’m not being critical. I’m being discerning. I have to be. | |
| [22:51] | lf I’m gonna make this huge sacrifice, I have to make sure it’s not a mistake. | |
| [22:56] | Did you call me a sacrifice and a mistake in the same sentence? | |
| [22:59] | lf I can remind you, getting married was your idea. | |
| [23:02] | Yes, it was. It’s just that… I’m giving up a lot to be with you. | |
| [23:12] | – What do you mean? – Nothing. Forget it. | |
| [23:15] | No, not ”nothing.” What does that mean? | |
| [23:17] | – It’s nothing. It’s stupid, anyway. – Meghan, what does that mean? | |
| [23:23] | It’s nothing. It’s just that my parents… | |
| [23:26] | threatened to cut me out of the family in every way | |
| [23:30] | if I don’t end this marriage. | |
| [23:32] | Ah. | |
| [23:36] | I can’t believe you didn’t tell me about this before. | |
| [23:39] | Am I supposed to tell you my dad wants me to be with John Eisendrath? | |
| [23:44] | Who’s John Eisendrath? | |
| [23:45] | This dorky guy my dad’s been trying to fix me up with forever. | |
| [23:49] | His dad plays golf with my dad. | |
| [23:53] | I’m… I kind of thought your parents liked me. | |
| [23:57] | The point is, | |
| [24:00] | my dad thinks I’m making a mistake. | |
| [24:05] | Is that what you think? | |
| [24:15] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [24:18] | – I missed you last night. – I had to stay late at the pageant, | |
| [24:22] | and now I got to leave again for rehearsal. | |
| [24:25] | Is that the pageant I’m not allowed to go to? | |
| [24:28] | I don’t want anyone there. | |
| [24:30] | – Okay. – I gotta go. | |
| [24:34] | – Can I stay and do my lab? – Of course. | |
| [24:37] | – All right. – Okay. | |
| [24:40] | – Bye. Good luck. – Thanks. | |
| [25:08] | (sing) There’s been a load of compromising | |
| [25:12] | (sing) On the road to my horizon | |
| [25:17] | (sing) But I’m gonna be where The lights are shining on me | |
| [25:24] | (sing) Like a rhinestone cowboy | |
| [25:29] | (sing) Riding out on a horse In a star-spangled rodeo | |
| [25:36] | (sing) Like a rhinestone cowboy | |
| [25:42] | (sing) Getting cards and letters From people I don’t even know | |
| [25:46] | Ladies, ladies, I’m seeing some tired faces out here, all right? | |
| [25:50] | Remember, no matter what is going on inside, | |
| [25:53] | a beauty queen always smiles. | |
| [25:55] | Always smile. Good girl. | |
| [25:58] | All right, from the top. | |
| [26:00] | – Girls, that’s nice. – Where are we going? | |
| [26:03] | These things are like life. | |
| [26:05] | Sometimes you have to cause a little trouble | |
| [26:10] | in order to get things done. | |
| [26:12] | We’re gonna get caught. | |
| [26:14] | Come on. Don’t you think she deserves the power | |
| [26:17] | of the mentholated, fast, effective relief? | |
| [26:21] | – Yes. – Yes! | |
| [26:31] | – [Ben] Hey, man. – [Noel] Hey. | |
| [26:33] | I didn’t know you came down here. | |
| [26:35] | Yeah, I… I usually don’t. I just had a lot on my mind. | |
| [26:40] | – Mind if I shoot with you? – No. Go ahead. | |
| [26:45] | Nice. Here. | |
| [26:49] | [laughing] | |
| [26:52] | [Sarah] I would pay to see her when she puts on that suit. | |
| [26:55] | I can’t believe we just did that. | |
| [27:01] | You got to admit, though, you had a little fun. | |
| [27:05] | – Okay, fine. I had a little bit of fun. – Thank you. | |
| [27:09] | – So, who’s coming tonight? – What do you mean? | |
| [27:13] | Well, who’d you invite? My entire family’s gonna be here. | |
| [27:16] | – Oh, no, my family’s in California. – Oh. | |
| [27:20] | What about friends? | |
| [27:22] | I didn’t invite any friends. | |
| [27:26] | At least your boyfriend will get to see you in your cowgirl getup. | |
| [27:31] | Actually, I didn’t invite him, either. | |
| [27:35] | Why? | |
| [27:39] | I guess I’m just embarrassed. | |
| [27:43] | Yeah, well, I think that’s why you need him here. | |
| [27:46] | Someone to be with you, root you on. | |
| [27:49] | My family will be here cheering their butts off, and it’s gonna be fun. | |
| [27:54] | But that’s just me. | |
| [27:56] | No, I know what you mean. | |
| [27:58] | It’s just, uh… | |
| [28:03] | You know that guy in high school who’s like the most popular guy on campus? | |
| [28:07] | – Of course. I hate that guy. – That’s my boyfriend. | |
| [28:10] | – No? – Literally. He was voted most popular. | |
| [28:13] | It’s not that I hate the person. I hate the concept. Like a beauty queen. | |
| [28:18] | – Yeah, I know what you mean. – Yeah. | |
| [28:21] | It’s just… I wasn’t popular at all. | |
| [28:25] | And… | |
| [28:27] | even though we’ve changed a lot since then, | |
| [28:30] | it always still kind of feeIs like high school. | |
| [28:33] | Like, I’m waiting for him to realize who I really am, | |
| [28:39] | and once he does, | |
| [28:41] | he won’t want me anymore. | |
| [28:43] | Yeah. | |
| [28:45] | I guess that’s why I didn’t invite him. | |
| [28:49] | I don’t want him to not want me. | |
| [28:53] | Well, look. | |
| [28:55] | Just remember. | |
| [28:57] | No matter what you feel inside, | |
| [29:00] | a beauty queen always smiles. | |
| [29:03] | [laughs] | |
| [29:08] | – Nice shot. – Thanks. | |
| [29:09] | – Thanks for sticking around by the way. – Yeah, I’m having fun. | |
| [29:14] | – I just had to get out of there. – Why? What’s going on? | |
| [29:18] | Just got all that chemistry stuff and the dropladd stuff. | |
| [29:21] | I’ll take care of the dropladd stuff. | |
| [29:23] | – Really? – Yeah. | |
| [29:25] | Thanks, man. | |
| [29:30] | – It’s actually more than that. – Yeah? What’s going on? | |
| [29:35] | Ah… | |
| [29:38] | Felicity might be pregnant. | |
| [29:42] | She told you? | |
| [29:45] | No, I found an invoice. | |
| [29:48] | Oh. | |
| [29:51] | – Did she tell you? – No. No. | |
| [29:55] | She did tell you, didn’t she? | |
| [30:00] | Why would she tell you? | |
| [30:01] | I don’t know. I guess ’cause we’re friends. | |
| [30:08] | I’m gonna go find her. I gotta go talk to her. See you in a bit. | |
| [30:31] | [loud squeal] Okay, who did this? | |
| [30:40] | [man] Good evening. | |
| [30:41] | Excuse me. Have you seen Felicity Porter? | |
| [30:44] | Okay, thanks. | |
| [30:47] | – Hey, I gotta talk to you. – What are you doing here? | |
| [30:53] | Are you pregnant? Are you? | |
| [30:58] | I don’t know. I have to go to the clinic. How do you know that? | |
| [31:03] | I found a form in your room, and I heard it from Noel. | |
| [31:09] | I’m sorry. | |
| [31:10] | I don’t understand why you didn’t tell me. | |
| [31:15] | I know. I should have. I absolutely should have. | |
| [31:20] | I just… I panicked. I mean… | |
| [31:23] | You have so much going on right now, and… | |
| [31:26] | I didn’t want to bother you, and… | |
| [31:28] | I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. | |
| [31:35] | – All right. I’m gonna go now. – Ben, will you stay? | |
| [31:40] | I don’t know. You’re not gonna be too embarrassed? | |
| [31:43] | Yes, I’m gonna be incredibly embarrassed. | |
| [31:48] | But it’ll make me feel better if you stay. | |
| [31:53] | Please? | |
| [31:57] | Okay. | |
| [32:00] | Okay, now go. Go. | |
| [32:02] | Bring home the crown! | |
| [32:04] | Hi, Benjamin. | |
| [32:06] | [cheering] | |
| [32:10] | Hi. I’m Marybeth Allen from Hofstra University. | |
| [32:14] | Hello. I’m Sarah Robinson from The Juilliard School. | |
| [32:17] | Hi. I’m Diane Migliore from Columbia University. | |
| [32:21] | Hi. I’m Felicity Porter from the University of New York. | |
| [32:29] | Just so you know, | |
| [32:31] | you have no chance. | |
| [32:33] | Well, let me tell you something, little girl. You are going down. | |
| [32:37] | We’ll see. | |
| [32:42] | (sing) My heart’s on fire with desire | |
| [32:45] | – [wolf whistle] – (sing) Every time I see you | |
| [32:49] | (sing) My heart’s on fire ’cause you inspire | |
| [32:52] | (sing) Love at its utmost | |
| [32:55] | (sing) You’re what I need the most | |
| [32:58] | – (sing) I’m ready for the test – I’m on fire! | |
| [33:02] | (sing) I’ll show you my best | |
| [33:05] | – (sing) I’m only human anyway – [wolf whistle] | |
| [33:09] | (sing) I’m yours always (sing) | |
| [33:24] | [playing ”Greatest Love of AlI”] | |
| [33:35] | (sing) I believe the children are our future | |
| [33:39] | (sing) Teach them well And let them lead the way | |
| [33:43] | (sing) Show them all the beauty They possess inside | |
| [33:50] | (sing) Give them a sense of pride | |
| [33:54] | (sing) To make it easier | |
| [33:57] | (sing) Let the children’s laughter | |
| [34:03] | (sing) Remind us how we used to be | |
| [34:07] | (sing) Everybody’s searching for a hero | |
| [34:12] | (sing) People need someone to look up to | |
| [34:16] | (sing) I never found anyone Who fulfilled my needs | |
| [34:22] | (sing) A lonely place… | |
| [34:26] | And the award for swimsuit competition goes to… Marybeth Allen. | |
| [34:34] | Congratulations. Good job. | |
| [34:39] | Best evening wear goes to… | |
| [34:42] | Felicity Porter. | |
| [34:46] | Congratulations, Felicity. | |
| [34:48] | – Congratulations. – Thank you. | |
| [34:54] | And the award for academic excellence goes to… Rachel Newstat. | |
| [35:03] | – Congratulations, Rachel. – Thank you. Thanks. | |
| [35:09] | And now for our final two awards, | |
| [35:11] | the first runner-up and Miss Sunrise Surprise 2001 . | |
| [35:15] | Our first runner-up is… | |
| [35:18] | Sarah Robinson. | |
| [35:23] | Congratulations, Sarah. | |
| [35:27] | Thank you. | |
| [35:29] | And the winner of the 2001 Miss Sunrise Surprise Pageant | |
| [35:33] | and the $1 0,000 scholarship | |
| [35:37] | is Miss… | |
| [35:38] | Denise Jensen! | |
| [35:46] | Congratulations, Denise! | |
| [35:54] | Oh! You were fantastic! | |
| [35:57] | Very good. Congratulations. | |
| [36:00] | – [Felicity] Thank you. – You look great, though. | |
| [36:05] | Oh. Who is that? | |
| [36:07] | [laughs] | |
| [36:12] | Hey. | |
| [36:13] | Best evening gown. | |
| [36:16] | You got a $200 gift certificate to The Wiz. That’s good. | |
| [36:19] | It is. | |
| [36:21] | – You want to hear the better news? – Yeah. What? | |
| [36:25] | I’m not pregnant. | |
| [36:31] | Yeah, that is the better news. | |
| [36:36] | – What did you do? Call the clinic? – I didn’t have to. | |
| [36:41] | – I got my period. – Oh. | |
| [36:45] | That’s good. | |
| [36:50] | Hey, I know I already said this, but I’m sorry. | |
| [36:54] | – And I’m glad you stayed. – Glad I stayed, too. | |
| [37:12] | For your information, there are two types of cholesterol. HDL and LDL. | |
| [37:17] | One’s good. lt actually cleans out the bad, and shrimp’s got both. | |
| [37:21] | This isn’t about shrimp. | |
| [37:23] | No. You should have defended me to your dad. | |
| [37:26] | I did defend you. | |
| [37:28] | I may not be some attorney, but I have ideas, hundreds, | |
| [37:31] | and they don’t all have to work. | |
| [37:34] | It’s like marriage. All you need to do is find the right one. | |
| [37:38] | Right. But you can’t wait around. | |
| [37:39] | Some people never stumble on the right one. | |
| [37:43] | Well, I have faith that I have. | |
| [37:47] | lf you don’t, then call John… | |
| [37:51] | what’s-his-name. | |
| [37:54] | You’re so… You’re so cute. | |
| [38:00] | – Cute. Really? – Mm-hm. | |
| [38:03] | Am I cuter than… John what’s-his-name? | |
| [38:08] | Yeah. | |
| [38:11] | I’m gonna call my dad. I’m gonna tell him I don’t want the stupid money. | |
| [38:18] | How much money are we talking about? | |
| [38:21] | – A lot. – That’s too bad. | |
| [38:27] | – Thanks for the call last night. – I didn’t want to leave you hanging, | |
| [38:31] | thinking this thing had happened when it hadn’t. | |
| [38:33] | Yeah. So, I came by because I have a solution to your tuition problem. | |
| [38:39] | Noel, honestly, I can’t take your money. | |
| [38:42] | No, it’s not that. It’s a T.A. position. | |
| [38:44] | Uh, for Art 1 0. | |
| [38:47] | It wouldn’t cover all your expenses, | |
| [38:50] | but it would pay for some of your credits. | |
| [38:52] | The only hitch is it’s down the hall from my new office. | |
| [38:56] | Wouldn’t that be weird? | |
| [38:59] | I don’t think so. | |
| [39:01] | I’m not offering you this because of what happened between us. | |
| [39:06] | This is a position I have to fill. It’s my job. And you’d be great. | |
| [39:11] | I haven’t even taken that class. I mean… | |
| [39:14] | Look, tell me this. | |
| [39:16] | lf we hadn’t slept together, would you take this? | |
| [39:20] | Yeah, I guess. | |
| [39:23] | Because I was being a good friend. | |
| [39:25] | lf you don’t, that means everything’s changed, and I don’t want that. | |
| [39:30] | I don’t want to be somebody you can’t be around. | |
| [39:34] | Just think about it. | |
| [39:37] | Okay. I will. | |
| [39:49] | – What are you doing? – I’m wondering how many layers of paint | |
| [39:52] | they put on to keep Norman from jumping. | |
| [39:54] | lf you hate the job, you’ll quit, right? | |
| [39:56] | Definitely. Did you bring the dropladd form? | |
| [39:59] | – Yeah, here you go. – This is it? Wow. | |
| [40:03] | – Yeah, sorry. Sorry. – It’s okay. | |
| [40:08] | Uh, thanks a lot for doing this. | |
| [40:10] | Don’t worry about it. I fixed the head of poli-sci’s laptop once for free. | |
| [40:17] | Hey, I don’t know if you know or not, but she’s okay. | |
| [40:22] | I mean, Felicity’s not pregnant. | |
| [40:28] | No, no, I didn’t. That’s great, huh? | |
| [40:31] | – Yeah, it is. lt is. – All right, man. Here you go. | |
| [40:35] | – Thanks. – No problem. | |
| [40:37] | – Need some help with that window there? – Uh, no. I’ll get it eventually. | |
| [40:44] | Okay. Maybe we’ll go play some hoops later. | |
| [40:48] | – Yeah, I’d like that. – Okay. I’ll see ya. | |
| [40:57] | [woman] (sing) But when I listen to your voice | |
| [41:02] | (sing) I think you made the wisest choice | |
| [41:07] | (sing) It’s so much better this way (sing) |