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| [00:01] | Previously on Felicity. | |
| [00:02] | You slept with Noel. | |
| [00:04] | You want to be with Ben, but you also want to be with Noel. | |
| [00:07] | I’m just kind of confused right now, I guess. | |
| [00:12] | Maybe we need to spend some time apart. | |
| [00:14] | I want to spend the rest of my life with you. | |
| [00:17] | I need to know if you feel the same way. | |
| [00:19] | There’s not going to be a wedding today. | |
| [00:22] | What if you and I were each other’s servants for life? | |
| [00:25] | I’d like to welcome you to the wedding of two very close friends. | |
| [00:32] | No? Okay, well, let’s not go over the limit. | |
| [00:35] | What if we go down… a quarter karat? | |
| [00:37] | What do I get? | |
| [00:42] | No, you must have the wrong credit card number. | |
| [00:44] | I’m not close to my limit. What about the ring? | |
| [00:47] | Let’s go down another half karat. | |
| [00:49] | What do I get then? | |
| [00:51] | Oh. You’re kidding me. | |
| [00:54] | [door opens] | |
| [00:56] | Hey. How’d it go with your parents? | |
| [00:59] | Great. They were thrilled. | |
| [01:01] | – Really. – No. We got married without them. | |
| [01:04] | They want to know who I’m married to and your family. | |
| [01:07] | lf they knew my family, they wouldn’t want to know my family. | |
| [01:10] | They want a dinner. | |
| [01:12] | Since when do you care what they want? | |
| [01:14] | What? I’m all about family. | |
| [01:16] | – You are? – I don’t know. | |
| [01:18] | I mean, God forbid someday we have kids. | |
| [01:21] | I want them to have a relationship with their grandparents. | |
| [01:24] | – Are you pregnant? – No. | |
| [01:26] | We are all having dinner tomorrow night at 7:30. | |
| [01:29] | That’s too soon. Okay? Tomorrow night? | |
| [01:31] | You’re my husband. They want to make sure you’re responsible. | |
| [01:34] | – Dinner tomorrow night. 7:30. – I… | |
| [01:36] | You… | |
| [01:41] | [knocking] | |
| [01:49] | Hey. | |
| [01:54] | – I think this is crazy. – I know. | |
| [01:58] | – I don’t want to be broken up. – I don’t, either. | |
| [02:04] | Why don’t we forget everything and start the year over? | |
| [02:08] | That would be really good. | |
| [02:23] | (sing) Can you become | |
| [02:25] | (sing) Can you become | |
| [02:29] | (sing) A new version of you | |
| [02:32] | (sing) New wallpaper | |
| [02:34] | (sing) New shoe leather | |
| [02:37] | (sing) A new way home | |
| [02:39] | (sing) I don’t remember | |
| [02:43] | (sing) New version of you | |
| [02:47] | (sing) I need a new version of me | |
| [02:52] | (sing) New version of you | |
| [02:56] | (sing) I need a new version of me (sing) | |
| [03:18] | [Felicity] If you cheated on Samuel, | |
| [03:20] | could you stay with him if it was just, like, | |
| [03:24] | one time, an isolated thing? | |
| [03:28] | lf it was a mistake, but you had gotten away with it. | |
| [03:33] | Why are we talking about this? | |
| [03:35] | Is there something you are knowing that I should be knowing? | |
| [03:42] | I cheated on Ben. | |
| [03:43] | – [gasps] – With Noel. | |
| [03:47] | He doesn’t know. | |
| [03:52] | Wow. I… ls… | |
| [03:55] | That’s why things have been so crazy with you two. | |
| [03:58] | Javier, no one knows. Please, you cannot tell anyone. | |
| [04:02] | I would never. I know that’s why you chose me. | |
| [04:05] | My lips are like two glue sticks. | |
| [04:11] | Oh… | |
| [04:13] | So what are you gonna do? | |
| [04:16] | I don’t know. I’m just trying to get it out of my head. | |
| [04:22] | I want things to go back to the way they were before. | |
| [04:26] | Do you remember anything about this? Ketone synthesis? | |
| [04:31] | Not really. Elena’s good with o-chem if you want me to talk to her for you. | |
| [04:36] | No, it’s okay. I’ll figure it out. | |
| [04:40] | [sighs] You think it’s stupid of me, trying to do this stuff? | |
| [04:44] | No. I think you’re gonna be great. | |
| [04:46] | – I really do. – Okay. | |
| [04:50] | I gotta go. | |
| [04:51] | Hey, Say Anything’s playing all week at the student union. | |
| [04:55] | Do you wanna go? | |
| [04:56] | Yeah, sure. If I finish my work, yeah. | |
| [04:59] | – That’ll be great. – Yeah. | |
| [05:10] | [Felicity] The hardest part is kissing him. | |
| [05:14] | It’s like I can’t get myself to stop thinking. | |
| [05:19] | [Javier] You poor thing. | |
| [05:21] | It’s like you’re stuck in a triangle… | |
| [05:25] | …or a rhomboid | |
| [05:27] | near the coast of Florida and some of the Caribbean islands. | |
| [05:33] | – I’m glad you told me. – Yeah, so am I. | |
| [05:39] | I’m sorry, but I’m more or less 1 00°/. certain | |
| [05:42] | we haven’t gotten any checks from you since July. | |
| [05:48] | Okay, you know what? | |
| [05:49] | Clearly this is an oversight. I’ll speak with my business manager. | |
| [05:53] | – That would be wonderful. – Okay. | |
| [05:58] | – Oh, thanks for the soda. – Okay. | |
| [06:05] | Oh, Sharon, Meghan. Meghan, Sharon. | |
| [06:07] | – Sharon’s with the co-op board. – [Sharon] Hi. | |
| [06:10] | – [Meghan] Hi. – Nice to meet you. See you later. | |
| [06:12] | [Meghan] Bye. So. | |
| [06:14] | Dinner’s on for 7:30. Your parents can’t wait to come. | |
| [06:17] | Wait a minute. You called my parents? | |
| [06:19] | Yeah. If I didn’t, who would? You? No. | |
| [06:22] | – I don’t want to do this. – You have no choice. | |
| [06:24] | – I’m wearing the pants in the family. – My father is going to embarrass me. | |
| [06:29] | – Everyone’s father embarrasses them. – You don’t understand. | |
| [06:31] | He will embarrass us. He will embarrass you. | |
| [06:34] | You have no idea what you’re getting into. | |
| [06:37] | I’m not scared. | |
| [06:41] | l-l don’t understand. | |
| [06:43] | This check is for $ 75. | |
| [06:47] | Tuition is 8,000. | |
| [06:49] | You applied late. | |
| [06:50] | The government allocates a fixed amount of funds for aid. | |
| [06:53] | It’s then distributed based on an applicant’s need… | |
| [06:56] | and his or her timing. | |
| [06:57] | So the government’s run out of money? | |
| [07:00] | You’ll have a better shot at spring semester. | |
| [07:02] | But what am I gonna do for this semester? | |
| [07:08] | Not that you care, but I got into a fight with my dad | |
| [07:11] | and told him I would do this on my own. | |
| [07:14] | I’m just trying to go to school. | |
| [07:17] | – Maybe this’ll help. – Please. Anything would help. | |
| [07:24] | ”Guide to Scholarships”? | |
| [07:29] | – Thank you. – I’m sorry. | |
| [07:32] | That book’s $35. | |
| [07:38] | [Javier] Ooh. Look a this one. | |
| [07:40] | ”Sunrise Surprise Beauty Pageant.” | |
| [07:43] | First prize: $1 0,000. | |
| [07:44] | – I’m not gonna do a beauty pageant. – You should. | |
| [07:47] | You and your silky-smooth skin are ”shoe-ons.” | |
| [07:50] | Look at this one. Liz Weinstein Scholarship for Young Women in Art. | |
| [07:54] | That could solve all my problems. | |
| [07:56] | Well, not all your problems. | |
| [07:58] | My academic problems. | |
| [08:00] | Okay. Well, you get Liz Weinstein, | |
| [08:02] | and I’ll get Don Quixote, and we’ll be like peas in a blanket. | |
| [08:05] | Oh, yeah. When are your auditions? | |
| [08:07] | Oh, tomorrow. I’m terrified. | |
| [08:09] | – Here you go. – [woman] Thanks. | |
| [08:12] | It’s why I came to this country. | |
| [08:15] | To be an actor. | |
| [08:16] | Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| [08:18] | I only went on one audition. For Grease. | |
| [08:23] | I blew it so bad. | |
| [08:26] | I was three notes in, and then, ”Next!” lt was horrible. | |
| [08:29] | I never did it again until now. | |
| [08:31] | – You’re gonna do great. – So are you. | |
| [08:34] | And if Liz Weinstein is not available, I think I’m looking at a beauty queen! | |
| [08:39] | That’s silly. | |
| [08:40] | Hi. | |
| [08:41] | Has anybody asked for me today? | |
| [08:45] | No. Why? | |
| [08:46] | I’m meeting Natalie’s lawyer. He said he had news for me. | |
| [08:51] | – Natalie’s lawyer? – Yeah. | |
| [08:53] | I don’t know. What? | |
| [08:57] | Something wrong, Javier? | |
| [08:59] | My lips are like glue sticks. | |
| [09:03] | Okay. Um… I think this could be the guy. | |
| [09:10] | Oh, my God. That was so awkward. Wasn’t that awkward? | |
| [09:13] | Yes, it was a little awkward. | |
| [09:16] | He was weird. | |
| [09:17] | All right. Here’s the deal. | |
| [09:21] | To me, organic chemistry is lab work. | |
| [09:25] | The bulk of your grade will hinge on your performance in here. | |
| [09:28] | Last year, nearly 40°/. of my students either failed or dropped. | |
| [09:35] | Production of Phena… | |
| [09:37] | I think I just became part of that 40°/.. What is this? | |
| [09:40] | – That’s Phenacyclene. – I know what it says. What is it? | |
| [09:45] | I don’t know. | |
| [09:47] | – I’m Trevor. – Ben. | |
| [09:49] | – Nice to meet you. | – Nice to meet you. |
| [09:51] | We need lab partners. I can’t see spending time with most of these people. | |
| [09:54] | – What do you think? – Yeah, sure. | |
| [09:56] | Cool. If 40°/. fail, you know what that means? | |
| [10:00] | – This teacher must suck. – [chuckles] | |
| [10:04] | Spectroscopic studies of the molecular complexes of Phenacyclene. | |
| [10:15] | $50,000? | |
| [10:19] | All I did was stay married for a year. | |
| [10:22] | – I didn’t earn this. – You didn’t have to. | |
| [10:24] | Do you know where Natalie is? Maybe I can call her. | |
| [10:27] | I have no idea. | |
| [10:29] | But I can tell you, she had no problem taking the money. | |
| [10:35] | Here’s the thing. Um… | |
| [10:39] | I have this cousin, Jerry, | |
| [10:41] | and a few years ago, he got hit by a cab on Commonwealth Avenue, | |
| [10:44] | and now all he does is he sits at home and counts the settlement checks. | |
| [10:49] | It’s pathetic. He’s the family joke. | |
| [10:52] | I don’t want to be the next Cousin Jerry. | |
| [10:55] | Then the funds revert back to the… | |
| [10:58] | executor of the state, my firm, | |
| [11:01] | hopefully into the bonus pool. | |
| [11:03] | Well, I… I mean, if it’s between me… | |
| [11:06] | and… me and the law firm, then… | |
| [11:12] | – I could use a new apartment. – Wonderful, Mr. Crane. | |
| [11:15] | lf you’d just sign the receipt, | |
| [11:18] | our business will be concluded. | |
| [11:21] | Maybe I could get a two-bedroom. Separate place for an office? | |
| [11:25] | I’m so nervous. | |
| [11:27] | I don’t remember ever being this nervous. | |
| [11:29] | Could you relax? You’re freaking me out. | |
| [11:32] | I think it’s my dad. It’s like a reflex. | |
| [11:35] | He… says all these inappropriate things. | |
| [11:38] | He tries so hard to impress, and it drives me nuts. | |
| [11:41] | I get into a fight with him. | |
| [11:43] | lf you can’t control yourself, I will. Okay? | |
| [11:46] | We’ll think of a code or something. Like, um… | |
| [11:49] | lf… Okay. | |
| [11:51] | lf I say ”Rice Krispies,” you know to clam it. | |
| [11:54] | – Rice Krispies? – Yes. Then clam it. | |
| [11:57] | – Okay. – Good. | |
| [12:00] | [knocking] | |
| [12:02] | Oh. | |
| [12:08] | Hi. I’m Meghan. | |
| [12:10] | Manny Blumberg. Nice to meet you. | |
| [12:13] | Oh… lsn’t she gorgeous? | |
| [12:15] | She’s gorgeous! | |
| [12:17] | You know, when we heard about the wedding– | |
| [12:20] | that we weren’t invited to our own son’s wedding– | |
| [12:24] | it was a shock. | |
| [12:25] | We were in shock. | |
| [12:27] | But now, meeting you, I can tell… | |
| [12:31] | it was meant to be. | |
| [12:33] | – lt was meant to be! – Oh! | |
| [12:35] | Yes, she’s lovely. You’re gorgeous. | |
| [12:37] | – Wow. – I love your earrings. | |
| [12:39] | – Thanks. – She’s gorgeous. How’s my baby? | |
| [12:42] | Good. | |
| [12:43] | Oh, this is… | |
| [12:45] | He’s wearing a suit. | |
| [12:46] | – Why is he dressed up? – Rice Krispies. Let’s go. | |
| [12:50] | Everything is wonderful, Meghan. | |
| [12:53] | I hope the dinner’s as good as these hors d’oeuvres. | |
| [12:55] | I’m sure it will be. | |
| [12:57] | We’re looking forward to meeting your parents. | |
| [13:00] | – I’m glad we did this. – [Meghan] Me, too. | |
| [13:03] | This has been fun. We should get going if we’re gonna make the train. | |
| [13:07] | [Manny] Come on. I’ll get your coat. | |
| [13:09] | Here you go. | |
| [13:11] | Hey. It’s a nice stereo, Sean. Is that a Sony? | |
| [13:16] | Uh, no, Dad. It’s Audiovox. | |
| [13:19] | That’s good. How much did you pay for it? | |
| [13:22] | He got the guy down to 400. | |
| [13:24] | – Oh. Good deal. – No, that’s good. | |
| [13:26] | – My guy could have gotten it for 300. – Oh… | |
| [13:30] | Yeah. We should go. | |
| [13:31] | Why’d you have to wear a suit? | |
| [13:34] | What? I like it. | |
| [13:36] | I know you like it, Dad. But it’s a casual dinner. | |
| [13:40] | You don’t have to wear a suit. | |
| [13:42] | – He’s trying way too hard. – Rice Krispies. | |
| [13:45] | – Trying too hard for what? – To impress, Dad. | |
| [13:47] | People see through it. They’re still gonna know you’re from Flushing. | |
| [13:51] | I embarrass you? | |
| [13:52] | No, it’s just the Rotundis are a little different. | |
| [13:54] | They wouldn’t ask how much something costs. | |
| [13:57] | What is this? Whoa. I get this now. | |
| [13:59] | So, they don’t embarrass you. Is that what it is? | |
| [14:02] | – Helen, let’s go. – Don’t go. He didn’t mean it. | |
| [14:05] | Meghan, you’re very sweet, and we had a good time, | |
| [14:08] | but I know my son, and he meant it. | |
| [14:11] | Helen, let’s go. Please. | |
| [14:13] | Meghan, I’m sorry. | |
| [14:14] | We’ll reschedule it. I’m so sorry. | |
| [14:16] | Helen, let’s go, now! | |
| [14:19] | [Helen] I’ll call you, okay? | |
| [14:26] | Are you satisfied? Now you call my parents and explain. | |
| [14:29] | Happily. | |
| [14:34] | This is good. | |
| [14:36] | You’re gonna get that scholarship. | |
| [14:38] | – Do you think so? – Yeah. Definitely. | |
| [14:44] | By the way, I… I called Tracy. | |
| [14:47] | His roommate answered the phone, and I hung up. | |
| [14:51] | I don’t even know why I’m calling him. | |
| [14:55] | I hate that I’m never gonna see him again. | |
| [14:57] | I can’t even get rid of this sweatshirt of his. | |
| [15:02] | You gotta give him some time. | |
| [15:04] | It just happened, you know? You’re gonna see him again. | |
| [15:08] | You will. | |
| [15:10] | I hope so. | |
| [15:13] | Losing a fiancé is hard. | |
| [15:16] | Not to mention a lab partner. | |
| [15:19] | Maybe Ben and I will team up. He asked me to help him with Hodges’s class. | |
| [15:24] | I know. That was sort of my idea. | |
| [15:26] | I’m sorry. I know you’re busy. | |
| [15:28] | It’s no problem. I don’t know what I can do. It’s a tough class. | |
| [15:32] | [Felicity] I know, but Ben really wants this. | |
| [15:35] | [Elena] Remember Gary Fenton? He wanted it, too. | |
| [15:38] | He burned out in six weeks. I don’t want to see that happen to Ben. | |
| [15:42] | He didn’t know what alkane was. | |
| [15:44] | – [Felicity] I know. – [Elena] That is as basic as it gets. | |
| [15:48] | You don’t think he can do it? | |
| [15:50] | [Elena] I don’t know if he’s disciplined. Premed is a full-time job. | |
| [15:54] | [Felicity] I know. I refuse to believe Ben is a six-weeker. | |
| [15:57] | I feel like, if he wants to, he’ll make a great doctor. | |
| [16:04] | This belongs in your portfolio. This reminds me of sophomore year. | |
| [16:10] | Hey, you guys. Sorry to interrupt. | |
| [16:12] | – I got the equation, so… – I can help. | |
| [16:15] | – No, I’m good. – I told you you’d get those. | |
| [16:19] | I’m going to the library. I’ll see you. | |
| [16:21] | [Elena] Cool. | |
| [16:25] | Very cool. | |
| [16:43] | Fathers and Sons. What? What is this? | |
| [16:46] | It’s what it says. | |
| [16:47] | Do you think your picture’s in this book? | |
| [16:50] | – No, I don’t think so. – Right. | |
| [16:52] | With the way you’re acting, it never will be. | |
| [16:54] | You went and wasted 25 bucks to make a stupid point? | |
| [16:57] | It’s not stupid. | |
| [16:59] | I’m telling you, as your wife, you gotta talk to your dad. | |
| [17:02] | – I’m trying to enjoy… – Two years ago, | |
| [17:04] | I got sick of going home as Meggy. | |
| [17:06] | So I went as myself. At first it sucked, but it got better. | |
| [17:10] | – My parents and I get along. – Congratulations. | |
| [17:12] | Clothes are the least of my father’s problems. Except for that suit. | |
| [17:15] | – And the fact that his son’s an ass. – Wow! | |
| [17:18] | Now I know why I married you. My self-esteem’s skyrocketing. | |
| [17:20] | I don’t love doing it. I talk to my dad, though. | |
| [17:24] | We don’t always get along, but we talk. We have a relationship. | |
| [17:27] | Can you say the same? | |
| [17:39] | I don’t understand. It was listed in this book. | |
| [17:45] | – Okay. Well, thanks anyway. – (sing) La la la la la la la | |
| [17:49] | [singing, indistinct] | |
| [17:51] | – Liz Weinstein’s dead. – Oh, no. What happened to her? | |
| [17:55] | No, her scholarship doesn’t exist anymore. | |
| [17:57] | Oh. | |
| [18:01] | Hey. I saw Noel again. | |
| [18:04] | And I pretended I didn’t know so well. | |
| [18:07] | You would have been really proud. | |
| [18:10] | Is it still really awkward? | |
| [18:13] | Yeah. I haven’t been to the loft in days. | |
| [18:16] | Oh. Well, it’s okay. He’s moving anyway. | |
| [18:19] | – What? – Yeah. That’s why he came in. | |
| [18:22] | He’s moving. He needed a reference for his new apartment. | |
| [18:28] | I’m sorry to bother you again, | |
| [18:30] | but I’m getting a lot of pressure from the co-op board. | |
| [18:34] | Hey, Sean. I wanted to tell you that I found a new place. | |
| [18:38] | It’s incredible. I don’t want to jinx it yet. | |
| [18:41] | Wait. You’re moving? | |
| [18:42] | lf the paperwork goes through, which I’m sure it will. | |
| [18:45] | But I wanted to give you my 30 days notice. | |
| [18:48] | Did you get a job or something? | |
| [18:50] | Actually, it’s kind of embarrassing. | |
| [18:52] | The Natalie inheritance came through. So… | |
| [18:57] | Wow. Congratulations. That’s great. | |
| [19:00] | Oh. Yeah, thanks. Not that I deserve it, but… | |
| [19:04] | Yeah. | |
| [19:08] | Oh. The check. | |
| [19:10] | – Can I mail that in? – No. | |
| [19:12] | – That’s why I’m here in person. – Okay, Sharon… | |
| [19:17] | I’m going to be honest. I’m in the middle of a bind. | |
| [19:20] | Can you give me a couple days to get my finances in order? | |
| [19:26] | – I can hold them off for two more days. – That’s great. | |
| [19:29] | But they are gonna hire a lawyer if you don’t come through. | |
| [19:39] | Do you know anybody who’s looking for a sublet? | |
| [19:42] | I’m sorry. | |
| [19:49] | [sighs] | |
| [19:51] | – Dude, it’s still brown. – Yeah, I know. | |
| [19:56] | – So, try more of this? – No, we tried that like six times. | |
| [20:01] | – Okay. Then what are we missing? – Brains? | |
| [20:05] | Face it, game over. We’ve been at this six hours. | |
| [20:08] | We’re nowhere close to getting a… What? | |
| [20:11] | ”A black crystalline compound.” | |
| [20:14] | Look, I respect this whole ”gotta win” thing. I do. | |
| [20:17] | But, man, tonight is Molson Night at the Stillwater. | |
| [20:21] | Two for a buck. | |
| [20:23] | Come on. Let’s take a break. | |
| [20:25] | Let’s go throw a few back and try later. Huh? | |
| [20:28] | – Come on. – I don’t know. | |
| [20:30] | A few beers ain’t keeping us out of med school. | |
| [20:33] | I can’t. I’m gonna stay and try to finish this. You go ahead. | |
| [20:39] | – Just go. – All right. Okay. | |
| [20:43] | Later. | |
| [20:44] | – Okay. – Mm-hmm. | |
| [20:48] | [man on TV] Good start. Keep it going. | |
| [20:51] | ”Before and After” is our category. | |
| [20:53] | Dad’s really pissed. | |
| [20:55] | [woman on TV] All right. Let’s go. | |
| [20:57] | – [game show host] 400. – [woman] Um, ”L. ” | |
| [21:00] | Nice work. | |
| [21:07] | [host] Watch that arrow in front of you. That one pointing at $600. | |
| [21:15] | ”S, ” she says. There’s one ”S. ” Yeah. | |
| [21:18] | – [woman] All right. – She should buy a vowel. | |
| [21:20] | – A ”T. ” – Two T’s. | |
| [21:23] | All right. | |
| [21:29] | What you got in the boxes? | |
| [21:31] | [host] Watch that arrow pointing at $600. | |
| [21:33] | – You’re sitting on it. – [woman] ”L. ” | |
| [21:35] | – [host] There’s no ”L. ” – A chair? | |
| [21:37] | – Lance, your turn. – The Screwless Chair. | |
| [21:40] | – What do you mean? – It’s this idea I had. | |
| [21:43] | It’s a chair you assemble, but you don’t use screws. | |
| [21:47] | [host] 300. | |
| [21:49] | [Lance] ”K. ” | |
| [21:50] | – [Sean] Hmm. – ”K. ” | |
| [21:52] | – Screwless Chair? – Yeah. | |
| [21:54] | Wow. | |
| [21:55] | Unfortunately, it didn’t hit. | |
| [21:57] | Come on. It’s gonna hit big. It’s all about marketing. | |
| [22:00] | Oh, please. | |
| [22:06] | – [host] 600. – So Meghan rescheduled the dinner. | |
| [22:09] | [host] Is there a ”B”? Yeah. $ 1,500. | |
| [22:11] | It’s now brunch, tomorrow, around 1 1 :00. | |
| [22:14] | You’re not afraid I’m gonna embarrass you? | |
| [22:16] | – You’re coming? – [Lance] ”W. ” | |
| [22:18] | [host] Three W’s. | |
| [22:21] | Your mother would like to be there. | |
| [22:23] | Of course. | |
| [22:25] | I have plans. So don’t worry about me. | |
| [22:28] | [Lance] ”Get your ducks in a row, row, | |
| [22:30] | – Right. – row your boat. ” | |
| [22:33] | Hi. | |
| [22:35] | Hi. My name is Javier Quintata, and… | |
| [22:38] | I hope you will consider me for the role of Don Quixote. | |
| [22:42] | However, I may be persuaded to take the role of Sancho Panza. | |
| [22:45] | Can you lose the accent, please? | |
| [22:48] | [intro to ”The lmpossible Dream” plays] | |
| [22:56] | (sing) To dream the impossible dream | |
| [22:59] | [man] Great. Thanks. | |
| [23:01] | That was lovely. Thanks for coming in. Next. | |
| [23:06] | Thank you. | |
| [23:08] | I missed the intro. | |
| [23:16] | Hey, excuse me. Who are you? | |
| [23:18] | Canarsie Collections. We’re here for the furniture. | |
| [23:20] | How did you guys get in? What’s going on? | |
| [23:23] | Landlord let us in. You’re past due. | |
| [23:25] | Wait a second. You’re taking everything that I own. | |
| [23:29] | You got bigger problems. Super says they’re getting ready to evict you. | |
| [23:34] | What? | |
| [23:45] | – [knocking] – Yeah. | |
| [23:49] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [23:50] | – What’s going on? – Oh… I don’t know. | |
| [23:53] | Sean left a note saying that the… | |
| [23:55] | the floors are being redone. | |
| [23:57] | Do you think he’ll be back soon? I have a question for him. | |
| [24:02] | Mm-mm. I don’t know. | |
| [24:07] | I heard you’re moving. | |
| [24:10] | Yeah. Yeah, I… | |
| [24:13] | found a place in Chelsea. | |
| [24:15] | I figured I’d just… get out of here. | |
| [24:21] | So you want me to leave a message or… | |
| [24:24] | Just tell him I stopped by. | |
| [24:26] | I just have a financial question for him. | |
| [24:29] | For Sean? You must be pretty desperate. | |
| [24:32] | Yeah, I know. I know. | |
| [24:36] | Well, what’s the problem? | |
| [24:38] | Um… | |
| [24:40] | You know how I’m paying for my tuition now. | |
| [24:43] | I went by the bank to get a loan, and they said | |
| [24:46] | I didn’t have enough collateral. | |
| [24:48] | So I was thinking… | |
| [24:50] | I always get those preapproved credit card applications | |
| [24:55] | in the mail, and… | |
| [24:58] | I was just thinking… maybe I could charge my tuition. | |
| [25:02] | No. | |
| [25:04] | – Don’t do that. – Why not? | |
| [25:06] | Because those cards charge you 300°/. interest. | |
| [25:09] | Don’t charge anything on those cards. | |
| [25:12] | – Yeah. – You know, if… | |
| [25:14] | lf you need money, maybe I could help you. | |
| [25:17] | How? | |
| [25:20] | That thing with Natalie, the inheritance, it came through. | |
| [25:24] | That’s why I was meeting her lawyer. | |
| [25:26] | Oh. | |
| [25:27] | Yeah, it’s $50,000. | |
| [25:32] | And I don’t need it or want it. | |
| [25:35] | Um… And I can just get a smaller apartment. | |
| [25:40] | Noel… | |
| [25:42] | – I can’t take money from you. – No. It’d be like a loan. | |
| [25:46] | Okay? You can pay me back whenever. | |
| [25:49] | With no interest. | |
| [25:54] | No, I have to do this on my own. Sort of the point. | |
| [26:00] | But seriously, Noel, thank you. | |
| [26:05] | You’re… You’re you. | |
| [26:07] | [chuckles] You’re amazing. | |
| [26:20] | [chattering] | |
| [26:28] | Don’t tell me you were here all night. | |
| [26:30] | – Yeah. – Did you figure it out? | |
| [26:32] | – Yeah, I think so. – That looks black to me. Nice work. | |
| [26:36] | Thank you. | |
| [26:38] | All right, first lab. | |
| [26:41] | Let’s see how you did. | |
| [26:43] | Anyway, Molson Night… | |
| [26:45] | Next time, you’re not missing it. | |
| [26:48] | Hey, we got it. Right here. | |
| [26:50] | No. Afraid not. | |
| [26:52] | He was here all night. It’s black. | |
| [26:54] | Yes, and gooey. Phenacyclene should be shiny and crystalline. | |
| [26:58] | Maybe sleep would have helped avoid this common error. | |
| [27:01] | – What was the error? – Telling you how to do it won’t help. | |
| [27:05] | lf you’re gonna complete the next lab, you have to figure this out on your own. | |
| [27:10] | lf you don’t, there won’t be a next lab. | |
| [27:18] | You were right. This guy sucks. | |
| [27:20] | lf you have a problem, no one’s forcing you to stay. | |
| [27:28] | – Flavored pen caps? – Right. Right. Okay. | |
| [27:31] | Seriously think about this. | |
| [27:32] | People all day long doing this. | |
| [27:34] | Right? Waiting for the bus, doing whatever. | |
| [27:37] | Studying. Okay? | |
| [27:41] | What if this was a treat? | |
| [27:45] | This is about the Natalie money, isn’t it? | |
| [27:48] | Yes, but… | |
| [27:50] | let me explain to you what I need. | |
| [27:52] | It’s just a simple investment plan. | |
| [27:54] | – I’m just looking for seed money. – Yeah. | |
| [27:57] | It just seems risky for me. | |
| [27:59] | Try this and tell me… Go ahead. It’s… | |
| [28:03] | – It’s safe? – Yeah. Just chew it. | |
| [28:07] | You chewing it? | |
| [28:09] | Yeah. What is it? | |
| [28:11] | – It’s blackberry. – Oh. | |
| [28:13] | – It’s good, right? – Mm-hmm. | |
| [28:14] | I don’t need an answer now. Think about it. | |
| [28:17] | – Yeah. – Try the cherry. | |
| [28:19] | – Is the cherry better? – Yeah. Thank you. | |
| [28:22] | – I’ll try it. – Thank you. | |
| [28:27] | – I’m sure it wasn’t that bad. – lt was worse. | |
| [28:30] | The dream is definitely dead. | |
| [28:32] | Well, I’m sorry. I know the feeling. | |
| [28:36] | – Did you and Benjamin break up? – No, I didn’t get the loan. | |
| [28:40] | Oh. For a second there, I got so scared. This omelette will make you feel better. | |
| [28:47] | Thanks. | |
| [28:49] | So, basically, my options are call my dad and grovel, or drop out. | |
| [28:55] | Where’s that book? | |
| [28:56] | I looked through the whole thing. There’s nothing left. | |
| [28:59] | Uh-huh. | |
| [29:05] | I’m not gonna enter a beauty pageant. Do you know how ridiculous that is? | |
| [29:09] | Okay, that’s misperception. It’s not all beefcake. | |
| [29:12] | – There’s an academic portion. – There is not. | |
| [29:14] | Yes, there is. | |
| [29:16] | All you have to do is send in a recent photo and application, | |
| [29:19] | due in one week. | |
| [29:22] | It says that pageants | |
| [29:24] | are the number one source of scholarship money for young women. | |
| [29:28] | – Come on. – Okay. | |
| [29:30] | Why you being so judgmental, huh? Look. | |
| [29:32] | Do me a favor. Just read this. It’s $1 0,000. Come on. | |
| [29:37] | [doorbell ringing] | |
| [29:43] | Hi, Parker. Thanks. | |
| [29:47] | – [Meghan] Good luck. – [Sean] You, too. | |
| [29:51] | [woman] It’s nice to have you here. | |
| [29:53] | Hi, Ma. | |
| [29:54] | – Meg! – There they are. | |
| [29:57] | – Dad. You look good. – Well, thanks. You, too. | |
| [30:00] | You don’t compliment your mother? | |
| [30:02] | – You look stunning. – There we go. That’s my boy. | |
| [30:05] | Can I have one of those? Thanks. | |
| [30:13] | Hey, is Felicity around? | |
| [30:18] | What’s the matter? | |
| [30:19] | I got a letter from Tracy. He’s gone. | |
| [30:23] | Says he needs to forget about me for a while. | |
| [30:26] | So he’s taking a semester off. | |
| [30:30] | He went on another one of his church missions in Zambia. | |
| [30:34] | Meanwhile, I was… I was hoping that we could | |
| [30:37] | figure this out and fix it. | |
| [30:41] | How stupid am l? | |
| [30:43] | You’re not stupid. Don’t say that. | |
| [30:47] | I just feel… | |
| [30:49] | I feel like I made the biggest mistake of my life. | |
| [30:53] | What are you talking about? | |
| [30:56] | You’re supposed to marry the guy even though it’s a mistake? | |
| [30:59] | – You can’t do that. – But now I’ve lost him. | |
| [31:02] | Yeah, maybe. And that’s hard. | |
| [31:05] | But marrying somebody for the wrong reasons, | |
| [31:07] | that’s even worse. | |
| [31:09] | That’s crazy. | |
| [31:11] | So, you think I did the right thing? | |
| [31:15] | Yeah, I do. I do. | |
| [31:20] | Okay. Thanks. | |
| [31:22] | I hope so. | |
| [31:27] | Yeah, not bad for a six-weeker. | |
| [31:32] | Oh, God. That’s not what I meant. I’m sorry. | |
| [31:35] | I don’t know if I’m gonna make it, either. Don’t worry about it. | |
| [31:39] | – Oh, God. – It’s okay. | |
| [31:41] | – Tell Felicity I dropped by. – Yeah, sure. | |
| [31:49] | I did not know you were that Rotundi. Rotundi elevators. | |
| [31:53] | I ride ’em all the time. Never got stuck once. | |
| [31:56] | – Never. – [Sean, Manny laughing] | |
| [32:01] | – You got quite a place, Walter. – Adorable. | |
| [32:04] | You must be in the market. | |
| [32:06] | What kind of return do you get? Fifteen, twenty percent? | |
| [32:09] | What about the Yanks? See the game last night? | |
| [32:11] | Yeah, it was good. Give me a ballpark. | |
| [32:14] | – I’d have to check on that. – I could get you 30°/.. | |
| [32:17] | Oh, that’s… | |
| [32:19] | – I don’t know what to say. – Don’t talk business. | |
| [32:22] | You know how every time you put together a chair, | |
| [32:25] | you get annoying screws left over? | |
| [32:26] | I figured out a way to solve that problem. | |
| [32:29] | – I invented a screwless chair. – Chair? | |
| [32:32] | That’s it. | |
| [32:33] | What about dessert, Dad? | |
| [32:35] | Those Swedish put-it-together-yourself deals? | |
| [32:38] | – Screw those. – [Helen] Manny! | |
| [32:40] | – No pun intended. – We’re having brunch. | |
| [32:42] | That’s the sales pitch. ”Screw other chairs.” | |
| [32:45] | – What do you think? – [Walter] That’s interesting. | |
| [32:48] | Do you have a prospectus, or a business plan? | |
| [32:51] | As a matter of fact, I do. Got it in my coat. | |
| [32:55] | Manny, not now. We’re having brunch. | |
| [32:57] | – Dad. – Sean. | |
| [32:59] | – All I need is seed money. – Dad, can I talk to you? | |
| [33:02] | It’s bad enough that you used to ask my friends’ parents for money. | |
| [33:06] | – These are my in-laws. – I’m offering him an opportunity. | |
| [33:09] | To lose money. He doesn’t want to invest. | |
| [33:11] | He’s too classy to tell you what he really thinks. | |
| [33:14] | – You’re embarrassing yourself. – What? You think I’m a loser? | |
| [33:18] | When is the last time one of your ideas worked? | |
| [33:21] | Don’t do this. You’re embarrassing… | |
| [33:28] | Excuse me. | |
| [33:42] | – Hey. | – Hey. I was… |
| [33:44] | I was thinking about what I had said earlier. | |
| [33:47] | Yeah… | |
| [33:50] | Yeah, me, too. Look. | |
| [33:52] | Sean, I’m sorry, but the whole… | |
| [33:54] | flavored pen cap thing, it’s not… for me. | |
| [33:57] | No, hey, that’s okay. | |
| [33:59] | Even though I do think flavored pen caps are gonna be huge, I… | |
| [34:03] | Well… | |
| [34:04] | The truth is, that’s not the reason why I… | |
| [34:07] | you know, came to you. | |
| [34:10] | I figured something was up. | |
| [34:12] | There was an air of desperation in your pitch. | |
| [34:14] | I’m really… | |
| [34:17] | I’m… | |
| [34:22] | I’m in trouble with my finances, | |
| [34:24] | and… you know, I thought that maybe | |
| [34:27] | that was a way for me to get out of the hole, but it was… | |
| [34:31] | I never should have tried to take advantage of you. | |
| [34:34] | Oh, it’s okay. | |
| [34:40] | Just because I’m not interested in investing | |
| [34:43] | doesn’t mean that I’m not interested in helping. | |
| [34:48] | No. I can’t just take money. | |
| [34:50] | I’m not giving it to you. It’s a loan. I expect you to pay it back. | |
| [34:56] | But I need a lot. | |
| [34:57] | That’s all right. You’d be doing me a favor. | |
| [35:00] | This is… blood money, and… | |
| [35:03] | I want no part of it. | |
| [35:09] | [grunts] | |
| [35:12] | Good. I’m glad I could help. | |
| [35:14] | Good. | |
| [35:16] | [Sean sobs] | |
| [35:24] | – Thanks for doing this. – [Elena] No problem. | |
| [35:26] | You can’t let one stupid lab turn you off to the whole thing. | |
| [35:30] | Besides, I would have done anything to get my mind off of Tracy. | |
| [35:34] | Why would anyone want to get married at 20? | |
| [35:37] | Because I love the guy. | |
| [35:39] | This color is changing. I’m gonna pour it out. | |
| [35:42] | There will be others, ’cause look at you. | |
| [35:45] | You’re… Damn. | |
| [35:49] | Take it easy, man. | |
| [35:52] | Okay. Now, is that it? | |
| [35:54] | – That is it. – That’s it. | |
| [35:56] | Oh, my God. That is cause for celebration. | |
| [35:59] | All right. | |
| [36:00] | Mug night at Vayzak’s. | |
| [36:02] | What the hell is mug night at Vayzak’s? | |
| [36:05] | It’s on Seventh and B. Bring your own mug, free refilIs all night. | |
| [36:08] | I can’t. I gotta go find Felicity. | |
| [36:10] | Of course. Come on. lf anyone needs a mug night, it’s you. | |
| [36:14] | I don’t have a mug. | |
| [36:16] | You’re right. You’re right. | |
| [36:20] | Now you do. | |
| [36:21] | [laughs] What? | |
| [36:22] | Come on. What do you say? | |
| [36:26] | – Okay, one drink. – That’s a deal. | |
| [36:29] | Okay, have fun with Felicity. | |
| [36:31] | – Am I really supposed to take this? – Yes. Let’s go. | |
| [36:34] | – Seventy-three. – Yeah. [muttering] | |
| [36:36] | We’re doing okay. Five twenty. | |
| [36:39] | Well, let’s see. [muttering] | |
| [36:42] | -We’re gonna make it this month. -Yeah, sure. | |
| [36:44] | Hey. | |
| [36:49] | Look, Dad, about brunch… | |
| [36:52] | I can’t wait to hear this. | |
| [36:54] | Joey? Please. Just give us a second. | |
| [37:00] | – If you need me, I’ll be in my room. – Thanks. | |
| [37:12] | I get it. I embarrassed you. | |
| [37:14] | No, it’s not that. Okay? | |
| [37:16] | It’s… lt wasn’t about you. It was about me. | |
| [37:20] | It was, and I am not ashamed of you. | |
| [37:23] | I wanted them to accept me. I wanted them to think that I was somebody. | |
| [37:27] | Like Mr. Rotundi? | |
| [37:31] | Yeah. | |
| [37:36] | There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be a successful guy. | |
| [37:39] | You have nothing to worry about. You already are somebody. | |
| [37:44] | Yeah. I’m 27 years old, Dad. | |
| [37:47] | I’ve never been to college, I don’t have a job, | |
| [37:50] | and all my friends are younger than me. | |
| [37:52] | Now I got a wife to support. I’m a loser. | |
| [37:55] | Are you crazy? | |
| [37:57] | Will you take a look at how successful you are? | |
| [38:00] | You got that great apartment. You always come up with great ideas. | |
| [38:04] | Hey. Remember? | |
| [38:07] | – [rattling] – Are those Lact-O’s? | |
| [38:09] | Yeah, and not a week goes by we don’t have ’em for breakfast. | |
| [38:16] | I’m proud of you, Sean. | |
| [38:24] | So… So, you working on anything new? | |
| [38:29] | Uh… Yeah. | |
| [38:31] | I actually… | |
| [38:35] | I got these, these pen caps. | |
| [38:38] | – What? Flavored? – Yeah. | |
| [38:41] | I had the same idea. | |
| [38:43] | What? | |
| [38:45] | – People are always… – Chewing on pens. | |
| [38:47] | Exactly. | |
| [38:49] | This could be huge. | |
| [38:54] | Wait a minute. It’s my idea. Okay? | |
| [38:56] | Hey, Dad, it’s Felicity. Could you call me back, please? | |
| [39:00] | – I want to talk to you about something. – I did it! | |
| [39:03] | – The dream is alive! I got it! – Don Quixote? | |
| [39:06] | No, the chorus. | |
| [39:07] | Javier, congratulations. | |
| [39:09] | Oh, thank you. To dream the impossible dream! | |
| [39:12] | [giggles] Okay. Hurry up. | |
| [39:14] | Finish your call so I can tell you about it. | |
| [39:18] | Sorry, Dad. Um… | |
| [39:20] | You know what? Never mind. | |
| [39:22] | Don’t worry about it. Okay. Bye. | |
| [39:33] | [knocking] | |
| [39:36] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [39:37] | What are you doing? | |
| [39:39] | Looking for a picture for this scholarship application. | |
| [39:42] | What kind of scholarship needs a picture? | |
| [39:45] | – I’ll tell you if it works out. – Okay. | |
| [39:48] | Hey, do you want to go see that movie? | |
| [39:52] | Yeah, I’d love to. | |
| [40:04] | [woman singing] (sing) I’m shaken to the core | |
| [40:08] | (sing) I’ve picked this scab once more | |
| [40:13] | (sing) You want me to know | |
| [40:16] | (sing) How happy you’ve grown to be | |
| [40:21] | (sing) I’m not above going down | |
| [40:25] | (sing) The roller coaster | |
| [40:27] | (sing) The go-round | |
| [40:30] | (sing) Anything but how | |
| [40:33] | (sing) Happy you’ve grown to be | |
| [40:37] | (sing) Happy without me | |
| [40:40] | (sing) Without me, without me | |
| [40:44] | (sing) Without me | |
| [40:47] | (sing) How happy without me | |
| [40:51] | (sing) Without me, without me | |
| [40:55] | (sing) How happy | |
| [41:00] | [door opening] | |
| [41:03] | [door closing] | |
| [41:05] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [41:06] | – How’d it go with your parents? – lt was great. | |
| [41:09] | – Really? – Oh, yeah. | |
| [41:11] | I had breakfast with my dad who told me how great I am, | |
| [41:15] | how much he loves me, and then he threatened to disown me. | |
| [41:18] | – What? – Yeah. | |
| [41:20] | It was a real lovefest. Juice? | |
| [41:22] | No. Thanks. What do you mean he threatened to disown you? | |
| [41:26] | l… I don’t know. | |
| [41:28] | I guess that if I don’t annul my marriage to Sean, I’m cut off. | |
| [41:34] | Are you serious? | |
| [41:36] | Yeah. | |
| [41:39] | – Don’t tell Sean. – No, no, I won’t. | |
| [41:47] | – Hey… | – Hey. |
| [41:50] | I know I owe you my life, but right now I need my wife. | |
| [41:54] | Yeah, yeah. She’s all yours. | |
| [41:56] | [Sean clears throat] | |
| [41:59] | Come here. | |
| [42:02] | I know that traditionally | |
| [42:04] | this is supposed to come before the proposal, | |
| [42:07] | and certainly before the wedding, but… | |
| [42:10] | What are you doing? | |
| [42:12] | [exhales] | |
| [42:15] | – What is this? – Just open it. | |
| [42:17] | (sing) Without me | |
| [42:19] | (sing) Without you | |
| [42:21] | – (sing) Maybe I’m the one… – It’s cubic zirconia. | |
| [42:23] | I promise that when I can afford the real thing, I’m gonna get it for you. | |
| [42:30] | You don’t like it. | |
| [42:31] | – Okay. – No, no, Sean. | |
| [42:33] | – Hey… – I love it. | |
| [42:35] | Yeah? | |
| [42:37] | (sing) Without you (sing) | |
| [42:42] | [woman vocalizing] |