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| [00:01] | Previously on Felicity. | |
| [00:02] | I don’t think you have any idea how hard this year’s gonna be. | |
| [00:06] | – I didn’t mean to be late. – Whatever. | |
| [00:10] | I’m gonna go play some basketball. | |
| [00:13] | Then it occurred to me… that we’re just lost, you know. | |
| [00:55] | – You okay? – Yeah. | |
| [01:08] | – What? – My earring. I just… | |
| [01:11] | Oh. Uh… Well, I’m sure it’s… | |
| [01:15] | – Well, I’m sure it’s… – You know, just forget it. | |
| [01:18] | Hey, hey, hey. Everything’s gonna be okay. | |
| [01:23] | All right? | |
| [01:25] | Honestly, I… I don’t think it is. | |
| [01:33] | Um… | |
| [01:35] | Do you think you could wait just five minutes before you come downstairs? | |
| [01:43] | Sure. | |
| [02:23] | – Hi. – Hey. | |
| [02:25] | – You’re still here. – Yeah. Yeah. | |
| [02:35] | Um, I’m sorry about before. | |
| [02:38] | This whole premed thing’s got me pretty freaked out. | |
| [02:41] | – It’s not your fault. – lt is. I was being a jerk. | |
| [02:46] | I got some food if you wanna stay. | |
| [02:49] | – [whirring] – Um… | |
| [02:51] | Actually I think I’m gonna just, uh… | |
| [02:54] | I’m not feeling very well. I think I’m gonna go back to the dorm, just sleep. | |
| [03:03] | – Hey. | – Hey. I didn’t know you guys were here. |
| [03:07] | – I was at the roof hanging out. Hey. – Hey. How’s it going? | |
| [03:12] | Great. Yeah, I’m just… I should go. | |
| [03:14] | I got to work on my resume. All right. | |
| [03:20] | So you still upset? | |
| [03:22] | No. I’m just tired. I’m gonna just get some sleep. | |
| [03:26] | – You sure? – Yeah. | |
| [03:27] | – Okay. Well, feel better. – Thanks. | |
| [03:58] | (sing) Can you become | |
| [04:01] | (sing) Can you become | |
| [04:05] | (sing) A new version of you | |
| [04:08] | (sing) New wallpaper | |
| [04:10] | (sing) New shoe leather | |
| [04:13] | (sing) A new way home | |
| [04:15] | (sing) I don’t remember | |
| [04:19] | (sing) New version of you | |
| [04:22] | (sing) I need a new version of me | |
| [04:28] | (sing) New version of you | |
| [04:32] | (sing) I need a new version of me (sing) | |
| [04:48] | [knocking] | |
| [04:50] | Hey. | |
| [04:52] | Hey. | |
| [04:56] | Thanks. Um… | |
| [04:58] | – We didn’t wake you? – No. No. | |
| [05:00] | Good, because we’ve got problems. | |
| [05:03] | Yeah. Um, our minister’s overbooked and we need a replacement. | |
| [05:07] | We know how much you believe in love and commitment. | |
| [05:10] | – And fidelity. – Yeah. | |
| [05:13] | Uh-huh. | |
| [05:14] | So… we want you to perform the ceremony. | |
| [05:20] | – Are you joking? – No. This is no joke. | |
| [05:23] | It’s real easy. You go online to the Universal Life Church, | |
| [05:26] | and in five minutes, you become ordained. | |
| [05:32] | – I don’t know anything about… – Well, you can talk to my minister. | |
| [05:37] | My aunt and uncle have been married 50 years. They’ve got a lot to say. | |
| [05:41] | I told them you were gonna call. | |
| [05:43] | They should perform the ceremony if they have experience. | |
| [05:47] | No. They’re nuts. | |
| [05:51] | I don’t wanna ruin your wedding. | |
| [05:53] | You will ruin it if you don’t do it. | |
| [05:57] | Please. lt will make us so happy. | |
| [06:05] | – Okay. – Oh! | |
| [06:11] | Whoa. What you guys been doing? | |
| [06:14] | – What are you talking about? – You got a big-ass hickie on your neck. | |
| [06:19] | Ooh, Tracy. [chuckling] | |
| [06:30] | Oh, my God. Oh, my God. | |
| [06:35] | All right. Prepare to have your minds blown. | |
| [06:39] | You are not gonna believe what’s in this box. | |
| [06:42] | Unless we can practice a wedding in it, I don’t really give a hoot. | |
| [06:46] | I forgot to budget for rehearsal space. | |
| [06:48] | – That was smart, wasn’t it? – Thank you very much, G.l. Joe. | |
| [06:52] | – Hey, man. – I’m asking, Seany. | |
| [06:55] | – Huh? – Can we do it here? | |
| [06:57] | Oh, yeah. Sure. Okay, check these out. | |
| [07:01] | The greatest party favor ever. | |
| [07:07] | – It’s a condom. – Really? I’ve never seen one before. | |
| [07:11] | No, not one of these. | |
| [07:13] | – [”Here Comes the Bride” plays] – Huh? | |
| [07:17] | – [snickering] – Right? | |
| [07:19] | – Does that kill or what? – I got to get to class. I’m late. | |
| [07:24] | I created these. I call them the Rubber Bands. | |
| [07:27] | They play ”Happy Birthday,” ”Pomp and Circumstance,” | |
| [07:30] | uh, you know, all… ”Here Comes the Bride,” all the big occasions. | |
| [07:35] | Okay, listen. Nobody believes more than safe sex than I. | |
| [07:39] | But this is a wedding, not a porno shop. | |
| [07:42] | Yes, but after Saturday Elena and Tracy can finally have sex. | |
| [07:47] | – It’s perfect. – [Meghan] Did I just hear | |
| [07:49] | ”Tracy” and ”sex” in the same sentence? | |
| [07:51] | How about instead of the condoms, you do nothing. | |
| [07:57] | I can’t have carbohydrates. Adios. | |
| [08:01] | – Why do you do that? – Do what? | |
| [08:04] | You’ve been talking about sleeping with Tracy for a week now. | |
| [08:08] | As ridiculous as it is, it’ll never happen in a bazillion years. | |
| [08:12] | But every time I see Tracy, hear the name Tracy, | |
| [08:14] | that’s all I can think about. | |
| [08:17] | – lt could never happen? – Meghan, that’s not the point. | |
| [08:20] | You say things without thinking, and it’s hurtful. | |
| [08:24] | – You don’t think I can get Tracy? – I’m not having this conversation. | |
| [08:27] | – I so easily could. – Okay, whatever. | |
| [08:31] | You wanna bet? | |
| [08:32] | I don’t wanna bet so you could break up a marriage. | |
| [08:36] | I wouldn’t break it up. It would be one kiss. | |
| [08:39] | The loser is the winner’s servant for a day. | |
| [08:42] | Let me make sure I get this right. | |
| [08:44] | lf you don’t get the God-fearing Christian… | |
| [08:47] | …who won’t even sleep with his own fiancee… to kiss you, | |
| [08:50] | then you become my servant for an entire day. | |
| [08:53] | Five-second kiss, full on the lips. | |
| [08:56] | How you gonna prove it? Not that it would happen. | |
| [08:59] | – Honor code. | – Honor code. |
| [09:02] | You’re such a loser. You’re on. | |
| [09:07] | – You’re a loser. – [doorbell rings] | |
| [09:16] | – Look at this. – Ooh. I did that? | |
| [09:18] | – Did you bring the stuff? – Yeah. | |
| [09:24] | – It’s getting worse. – Then you’re not giving it a chance. | |
| [09:27] | Yes, I am. It’s not working. None of these stupid remedies are working. | |
| [09:31] | Okay, um… | |
| [09:33] | – Well… – God. How did this happen? | |
| [09:36] | I mean, Noel, I love Ben. | |
| [09:45] | What am I gonna do? Maybe I should just tell him. | |
| [09:49] | I don’t know if that’s such a good idea. | |
| [09:56] | I’m gonna try the cucumber juice. | |
| [10:02] | And… one, two, three, one, two, three, | |
| [10:06] | one, two, three. | |
| [10:08] | Okay, that’s good. Okay. | |
| [10:10] | And… one, two, three, | |
| [10:13] | one, two, three, one, two, three… | |
| [10:15] | Baby! One, two, three. | |
| [10:19] | We have got to get that. We’ve got to get it. | |
| [10:31] | How about, uh, you and I doing a little… | |
| [10:34] | one, two, three up into the bedroom? | |
| [10:37] | It’s not enough room in there. | |
| [10:39] | I’m talking about waltzing horizontally. | |
| [10:41] | What? I thought the Lord didn’t approve. | |
| [10:45] | The Lord knows we’re about to get married, and the Lord’s psyched. | |
| [10:48] | He said you had to be married. | |
| [10:50] | And we’ve been getting married since we got engaged. | |
| [10:53] | I don’t understand this. I’m offering myself to you. Finally. | |
| [10:57] | You’re saying no. What’s going on? | |
| [11:01] | We’ve got to get ready for rehearsal. So come on. | |
| [11:04] | – Let’s go. – No, but I’m… | |
| [11:06] | Come on. | |
| [11:12] | I mean, I know these things happen. People do this. | |
| [11:17] | All the time this stuff happens. | |
| [11:19] | It’s not like this is the worst thing in the world. | |
| [11:24] | Is it? | |
| [11:27] | I don’t know. What do you think? | |
| [11:36] | Well, yeah. I mean, it’s awful. | |
| [11:38] | I feel like I’m lying… | |
| [11:41] | to the person I love the most, and it’s… | |
| [11:46] | And I know what you’re gonna say. I shouldn’t tell him. But I don’t know. | |
| [11:50] | Wait a minute. I didn’t say that. | |
| [11:54] | You did. Last year. After the nightmare at Theta Xi. | |
| [11:57] | You said it’s better to be kind than to be honest. | |
| [12:00] | The situations are completely different. | |
| [12:03] | You’re saying I should tell Ben? | |
| [12:08] | – lt depends. – On what? | |
| [12:12] | There might be something in the drawer. | |
| [12:16] | The what? | |
| [12:17] | This just happened, so I don’t expect you to have any perspective on it yet. | |
| [12:21] | But I think that there may be another level, | |
| [12:25] | a whole other element to the story that you’re not looking at. | |
| [12:29] | There’s a drawer. | |
| [12:33] | What’s inside the drawer? | |
| [12:35] | I don’t know. | |
| [12:38] | It’s your drawer. | |
| [12:42] | – These chairs should go in the front. – This is from my personal collection. | |
| [12:46] | What’s a wedding without ”l Will Survive”? | |
| [12:48] | That is not playing at my wedding. No disco. | |
| [12:52] | Can I get this chair? | |
| [12:53] | Noel, you can bring yours up front. Thanks. | |
| [12:57] | Start things out with ”Brick House.” | |
| [12:59] | Nothing starts a party like the Commodores. Am I right? | |
| [13:02] | – Uh-huh. – What’s with you, man? | |
| [13:04] | – You’re like M.l.A. – No. No, nothing. | |
| [13:07] | – You got the lady problems? – Richard. | |
| [13:09] | It’s the dry season. Guys like me and you… | |
| [13:12] | Do not have the same kind of problems. | |
| [13:15] | What, did you get some? | |
| [13:18] | – You’re holding out on me? – No. No. I… | |
| [13:21] | – You got some. – No, I didn’t get some. | |
| [13:24] | The N-man always scores. | |
| [13:25] | I did not, and don’t call me the N-man. It’s embarrassing. | |
| [13:29] | Party people, we need some help configurating this aisle. | |
| [13:32] | One second. So, who is she? Is she hot? She sounds hot. | |
| [13:36] | – You don’t know her. – So there is someone. | |
| [13:39] | What’s her name, man? Just give me the 4-1 -1 . | |
| [13:42] | You’re my hero. I got nothing. | |
| [13:45] | Okay, fine. Her name is Sandy. | |
| [13:48] | Oh, nice. Where’d you meet her? | |
| [13:51] | Uh, she works at John’s Pizza. The one on Tenth. | |
| [13:55] | Okay. Right. | |
| [13:57] | She hot? She sounds hot. Sandy. | |
| [14:01] | Okay, um, I know you’re very busy saving the world, | |
| [14:04] | but Tracy’s family is stuck in Buffalo. | |
| [14:07] | I didn’t know there were buffalo left. | |
| [14:09] | – ”Stuck” in Buffalo. – I thought he said ”stalking buffalo.” | |
| [14:12] | So, uh, | |
| [14:15] | Noel, you’re gonna play Tracy’s father. | |
| [14:18] | You’re gonna be his mama. | |
| [14:21] | [Tracy] Hey, Javier, where do you want me? | |
| [14:27] | Okay, Mr. Groom, um, you stand over there. | |
| [14:30] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [14:33] | – What are you doing? – Nothing. | |
| [14:37] | What’s the matter? | |
| [14:39] | – Nothing. – Looks like you’re about to cry. | |
| [14:44] | Come here. | |
| [14:53] | What’s going on? | |
| [14:56] | l… | |
| [14:57] | I’m just emotional, I guess, | |
| [15:00] | with Elena’s wedding and… | |
| [15:03] | And what? | |
| [15:06] | I just feel like everything’s changing. | |
| [15:09] | Like in a second, it could all disappear. | |
| [15:12] | – [knocking] – Yeah? | |
| [15:16] | Hey. Everyone… | |
| [15:17] | Everyone’s wondering where the, uh, minister is. | |
| [15:20] | Are you… You all right? | |
| [15:22] | – Yeah. Yeah. – Can you give us a minute? | |
| [15:24] | No. I’m fine. | |
| [15:32] | Where’s my clergy girl? | |
| [15:37] | Clergy girl! | |
| [15:43] | Does entry-level sales manager at an interactive porn site sound good? | |
| [15:48] | It sounds like Babe City. Yeah. If l were single, I’d take it in a second. | |
| [15:53] | What would you rather get from a wedding? | |
| [15:56] | A CD of the couple’s favorite songs… | |
| [15:59] | or a fortune cookie? | |
| [16:01] | The CD. | |
| [16:02] | CD’s expensive. The cookie. | |
| [16:04] | – Can I borrow this? – Well, just… | |
| [16:07] | Can I talk to you? | |
| [16:10] | Uh, yeah. | |
| [16:17] | – What’s going on with Felicity? – What do you mean? | |
| [16:22] | She hasn’t said anything about us? | |
| [16:26] | No. That she really missed you when you were gone, but, uh… | |
| [16:31] | What about the other night? She didn’t say anything? | |
| [16:35] | Uh, no. No. I mean, I, uh… | |
| [16:38] | I only saw her for that minute with you, but… No. | |
| [16:45] | – Okay. – [beeping] | |
| [16:47] | He’s got my computer. | |
| [16:54] | Oh, yeah. The light’s really much better in here. | |
| [16:58] | – So, which one do you like? – This is about choosing ribbon? | |
| [17:03] | Oh, yeah. Yeah. It’s your wedding, and I don’t want you to be disappointed. | |
| [17:11] | I think they’ll both fine. You can go with either one. | |
| [17:15] | Whichever one is cool. I’m gonna go. I got to meet Elena. | |
| [17:18] | Oh, boy. Whoof! This stuff really works. | |
| [17:22] | It makes your lips tingly. It’s lip venom. | |
| [17:25] | You should… You wanna feel it? | |
| [17:27] | No. No. I’m cool. Thank you. | |
| [17:29] | Why not? Don’t be scared. | |
| [17:31] | Use it on your wedding night, drive Elena nuts. | |
| [17:33] | Okay. What the hell. | |
| [17:41] | – Yeah. | – Yeah. |
| [17:42] | Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? | |
| [17:45] | It’s the only way you can get the full effect. | |
| [17:47] | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| [17:50] | I don’t need to feel any effect. | |
| [17:53] | Take your venom. Here. | |
| [17:55] | Right. I want it to say, ”Elena and Tracy, fortunate to be together.” | |
| [18:00] | – [knocking] – What? | |
| [18:02] | You don’t get it? | |
| [18:03] | ”Fortunate”? ”Fortune.” | |
| [18:06] | Come on. It’s… No? I’ll just come down there. We’ll talk about it in person. | |
| [18:11] | You’ll see. Right. | |
| [18:14] | – Hey. | – Hey. Is Ben home? |
| [18:16] | No. I don’t know where he is. | |
| [18:18] | The minister pushed back our meeting for an hour. | |
| [18:21] | – I can’t meet him until 8:00. – Leave him a note. | |
| [18:24] | I got to deal with this fortune cookie maker with zero sense of humor. | |
| [18:33] | [phone rings] | |
| [18:36] | [ringing] | |
| [18:38] | You’ve reached Blumberg Productions. Leave a message for Sean Blumberg. | |
| [18:41] | Oh. Noel and Ben live here, too. | |
| [18:44] | Hey, Ben. It’s Janet. I was just thinking about you. | |
| [18:48] | I drove by our motel yesterday. | |
| [18:51] | It made me sad you weren’t still here. | |
| [18:53] | I really miss you. | |
| [18:55] | Anyway, that’s why I’m calling. My transfer was approved. | |
| [18:59] | I’m starting at Columbia in two weeks. | |
| [19:01] | [beep] | |
| [19:06] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [19:07] | You didn’t see me the other night, except in the living room. | |
| [19:11] | – That’s our story. – Our story? | |
| [19:13] | Yeah. | |
| [19:14] | – Hey, is anybody home? – That’s what I told Ben. | |
| [19:17] | He was asking me what was going on with you. | |
| [19:20] | I feel like I’m suffocating in these things. | |
| [19:23] | – What do you know about Janet? – Who? | |
| [19:25] | [sighs] She left a message for Ben. | |
| [19:28] | Apparently, they spent a night together in a hotel. | |
| [19:30] | Apparently, she misses him. She’s transferring here to Columbia. | |
| [19:34] | – So you think Ben… – That’s what it sounds like. | |
| [19:37] | I am furious, even though I have no right to be. | |
| [19:40] | [sighs] I can’t talk about this stuff with you, Noel. | |
| [19:44] | – This is ike flying a kite. – Noel… | |
| [19:47] | Don’t. | |
| [19:49] | – Bad timing. – [sighs] | |
| [19:53] | Do you even realize how complicated this is? | |
| [19:58] | lf you wanna tell Ben what happened, | |
| [20:01] | do not worry about me. | |
| [20:03] | I’ll be fine. | |
| [20:09] | Maybe I should just tell him. | |
| [20:13] | [knocking] | |
| [20:20] | Hey, dude. I’ve been looking everywhere for you. | |
| [20:24] | We got to play this song at the wedding. What’s up? | |
| [20:27] | It’s my band. Morse Code. | |
| [20:30] | – You get it? My last name’s Code. – I get it. You have a band? | |
| [20:34] | Yeah, man. Totally. | |
| [20:36] | I went by John’s Pizzeria. There’s no Sandy working there. | |
| [20:41] | – There never was a Sandy. – Who’s Sandy? | |
| [20:43] | – No one. – Oh, my God. What’s up with your neck? | |
| [20:47] | – Nothing. It’s a rash. – B.S. rash. | |
| [20:50] | – That’s a hickie. – Richard, just leave her alone. | |
| [20:53] | Wait a minute. | |
| [20:56] | Sandy. She’s Sandy. | |
| [20:58] | – No. This is not Sandy. – I should’ve known it was you. | |
| [21:02] | – What is he talking about? – Does Ben know about this? | |
| [21:05] | – Stop, Richard. – Poor guy. Actually poor you. | |
| [21:07] | – He’s gonna kick your ass. – You are unbelievable. | |
| [21:10] | Hey, missy. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. Right? | |
| [21:14] | Get a life. | |
| [21:20] | I don’t know. | |
| [21:22] | What I’m gonna say I think you’re gonna hate me… | |
| [21:25] | – Can I go first? Do you mind? – No. | |
| [21:33] | I was at the loft today. I was leaving you a note. | |
| [21:38] | And I overheard… | |
| [21:40] | this message being left for you from this girl Janet. | |
| [21:45] | – Wait. Janet is this girl on my… – I know. You don’t have to explain. | |
| [21:49] | Well, I’m gonna explain. She’s just this girl. | |
| [21:52] | I think I even told you about her. | |
| [21:55] | Remember? She’s the girl from Florida. | |
| [21:57] | We were studying together. I did tell you. | |
| [22:00] | For our final exercise we all got motel rooms, | |
| [22:02] | and she was acting all funny and I cut her off. | |
| [22:06] | I told her that I have a girlfriend that I love and that I’m not interested. | |
| [22:14] | The motel was nothing. It really was nothing. | |
| [22:21] | Oh. | |
| [22:24] | Yeah, but this whole thing, this is not about Janet. | |
| [22:27] | It’s not. Things have been weird long before you heard that message. Right? | |
| [22:33] | Yeah, I know. | |
| [22:36] | I think I know what it is. | |
| [22:40] | I think we switched places in a way. | |
| [22:46] | Freshman year, if somebody said three years from now | |
| [22:49] | that I’d have any direction, any direction, | |
| [22:52] | and that you’d be confused about what you were doing, I wouldn’t believe ’em. | |
| [22:58] | I just… I have to say that I understand | |
| [23:01] | how it must make you feel. | |
| [23:03] | You must feel alone, and that’s what’s making you withdraw from me. | |
| [23:07] | – Ben. – No. Listen. I’ve been busy | |
| [23:10] | with trying to figure out if I can even do this whole premed thing. | |
| [23:14] | And for that, I’m a little bit to blame. | |
| [23:19] | Is that what this is about? | |
| [23:26] | Yeah. | |
| [23:28] | Well, what can I do to help? | |
| [23:34] | Nothing. I’m just, uh… | |
| [23:40] | What? | |
| [23:42] | I’m just kind of confused right now, I guess. | |
| [23:45] | I’ll do anything. What can I do? | |
| [23:50] | You can’t. I mean, I’m just… | |
| [23:55] | I think that maybe… | |
| [23:59] | Maybe we need to just spend some time apart. | |
| [24:05] | Wha… Wait a minute. | |
| [24:07] | You wanna break up with me over this? | |
| [24:10] | I’m sorry. I just think I need to spend some time alone. | |
| [24:16] | I’m sorry. | |
| [24:31] | We do a slow song, a Depeche Mode cover. | |
| [24:34] | Elena wants to stick with the original artist. | |
| [24:36] | – Did you tell her we play live? – lt didn’t come up. | |
| [24:41] | Must be killing you, hey, man. | |
| [24:44] | Keeping this whole Felicity thing bottled up inside. | |
| [24:47] | Don’t you wanna run to the rooftop and scream it out? | |
| [24:50] | ”l finally had Felicity and I feel great.” | |
| [24:54] | I didn’t have Felicity. | |
| [24:56] | You’re such a romantic. You and Sandy. | |
| [24:59] | This isn’t a joke. | |
| [25:01] | I know, man. So noble. | |
| [25:04] | – Richard… – I wish she could see this side of you. | |
| [25:10] | – Oh, hey, Ben. – [Ben] Hey. | |
| [25:14] | – Do you want a beer? – No, thanks, man. I’m gonna take off. | |
| [25:26] | – How’s it going? – Not so good. | |
| [25:30] | – Broke up last night. – Oh. Sorry. | |
| [25:37] | Want a beer? | |
| [25:38] | Uh… Thanks. | |
| [25:54] | – Hey. Did you try and kiss Tracy? – Mm-hmm. | |
| [25:58] | You’re not even gonna deny it? | |
| [26:01] | It was just a stupid bet. | |
| [26:03] | What if I told you I wanted to sleep with Sean? | |
| [26:06] | Okay, first of all, you and Sean. | |
| [26:10] | Second, I wasn’t trying to sleep with Tracy. | |
| [26:13] | I was trying to get him to kiss me. | |
| [26:16] | Don’t blame me for your obvious panic about getting married, | |
| [26:19] | which is totally justified. | |
| [26:21] | Totally justified. What does that mean? | |
| [26:25] | The only reason you’re doing this is sex. | |
| [26:28] | You are so wrong. You have never been more wrong. | |
| [26:31] | Oh, come on. | |
| [26:33] | Do you think if you and Tracy were having sex, he’d be getting married? | |
| [26:38] | You’re disinvited to the wedding. | |
| [26:43] | Fine. | |
| [26:44] | You owe me $1 48 for that hideous bridesmaid dress. | |
| [26:50] | [door slams] | |
| [26:52] | This whole time we talked about me and my problems. | |
| [26:56] | – How are you on all this? – I’m… You know, I’m fine. | |
| [27:02] | Noel, did we just mess everything up? Are we gonna be friends again? | |
| [27:06] | – What are you talking about? – Everything is so weird. | |
| [27:11] | Without taking anything away from what happened because it was great, | |
| [27:16] | um, I have no expectations. | |
| [27:20] | And that’s the last thing you need to be worrying about now. | |
| [27:24] | Thank you, Noel. | |
| [27:29] | I got to meet with Tracy’s aunt and uncle. | |
| [27:32] | Yeah. You all right? | |
| [27:35] | Yeah. Yeah. | |
| [27:37] | Bye. | |
| [27:43] | – I… I… I don’t understand. – What’s to understand? | |
| [27:47] | These are the ribbons for the wedding favors. | |
| [27:50] | One of your best friends threw you out of her wedding. | |
| [27:53] | – She doesn’t wanna hear the truth. – This is what I was talking about. | |
| [27:58] | – What’s that? – You don’t think about other people. | |
| [28:00] | Elena’s getting married tomorrow. | |
| [28:02] | I should’ve waited until after the wedding to tell her? | |
| [28:05] | I love you too much to keep letting you do this to yourself. | |
| [28:08] | – What is this, an intervention? – Stop testing people. | |
| [28:11] | Stop pushing them away to see how far you can go. | |
| [28:15] | lf I’m testing people, they’re all failing. | |
| [28:17] | Not that you’ve lost Elena, just keep it up. | |
| [28:20] | Maybe you’ll drive me away, too, and end up all alone. | |
| [28:28] | [knocking] | |
| [28:33] | – What’s up? – I wanna have sex. | |
| [28:37] | Okay. | |
| [28:40] | [giggling] | |
| [28:50] | Uh, hang on. Hang on. | |
| [29:03] | What’s wrong? | |
| [29:05] | Do you think we’d be getting married if we had sex all the time? | |
| [29:09] | Because Meghan doesn’t think we would. | |
| [29:11] | – Baby, Meghan’s got piercings. – I know. | |
| [29:13] | I just… I keep hearing her voice inside my head. | |
| [29:19] | You’re hearing Meghan’s voice while kissing me? | |
| [29:21] | Is she right? | |
| [29:24] | lf we weren’t getting married, we couldn’t be like this right now. | |
| [29:29] | Baby, we’ve been through this. | |
| [29:35] | I’m crazy about you. | |
| [29:38] | We’re getting married for the right reasons. | |
| [29:41] | We love each other. | |
| [29:45] | You’re right. | |
| [29:52] | What are you gonna say up there? | |
| [29:55] | I’m not really sure. That’s why I’m here. | |
| [29:58] | Um, I just thought | |
| [30:00] | I might be able to get some of your thoughts on love. | |
| [30:04] | You got to be more specific than that, honey. | |
| [30:07] | Love may be a many splendored thing, but it’s a big topic. | |
| [30:11] | Yeah, you’re right. | |
| [30:13] | All right. Um, well, how about the fact that you have been together so long? | |
| [30:19] | – What’s your secret? – Forgiveness. | |
| [30:22] | A bad memory. | |
| [30:24] | People make mistakes. | |
| [30:28] | A lot can happen in 50 years. | |
| [30:31] | You do a lot of things you wish you hadn’t. | |
| [30:34] | But you get past it. And that’s what makes your relationship stronger. | |
| [30:38] | That’s the thing about the heart. It gets stronger the more you use it. | |
| [30:45] | That’s good to hear. You have no idea how good that is to hear. | |
| [30:50] | So the aunt and uncle are right. | |
| [30:54] | I don’t know. I hope so. | |
| [30:57] | But you’re not sure. | |
| [30:58] | I’m not sure if Ben could ever forgive me, no. | |
| [31:03] | And if he did, that would be the solution to all your problems? | |
| [31:11] | No. | |
| [31:13] | Good. Ten points for you. | |
| [31:15] | Why not? | |
| [31:19] | Well, because I still feel bad about what I did. | |
| [31:24] | That’s it? You feel bad? | |
| [31:29] | No. I feel terrible. | |
| [31:32] | – Okay. I get it. – You get what? | |
| [31:36] | You don’t wanna let go of the guilt. You don’t wanna see what’s underneath. | |
| [31:41] | I agree. Guilt is much more sympathetic. | |
| [31:43] | I’m not feeling guilty to get sympathy. | |
| [31:46] | I did a horrible thing. I deserve to feel guilty. | |
| [31:50] | You’re a frightened person. | |
| [31:51] | I literally don’t know what you’re talking about. | |
| [31:54] | You are frightened to look in the drawer. | |
| [31:57] | The drawer. Is that what this is about? | |
| [31:59] | You don’t wanna look into it, fine. | |
| [32:02] | You’ve got a problem. It’s not gonna go away by itself. | |
| [32:05] | The guilt is only gonna hide it for so long. | |
| [32:10] | Okay, fine. Who do you think is in the drawer? | |
| [32:16] | So, it’s a who? | |
| [32:21] | No. | |
| [32:25] | [sighs] | |
| [32:28] | You think it’s Noel. | |
| [32:31] | You chose him for a reason. | |
| [32:38] | – Well, he’s my best friend. – You could have gone to any friend. | |
| [32:43] | You could have gone to your boyfriend. | |
| [32:47] | You slept with Noel. | |
| [32:49] | You have been dancing around this for years. | |
| [32:54] | You wanna be with Ben, but you also wanna be with Noel. Am I wrong? | |
| [33:21] | – I’m sorry about you and Ben. – Yeah, me, too. | |
| [33:25] | Are you sure you can do the ceremony? | |
| [33:28] | Elena, of course. It’s your wedding. | |
| [33:30] | lf you can’t, we can do it another day. | |
| [33:33] | What are you talking about? | |
| [33:35] | I don’t know. I’m just… I’m really nervous. | |
| [33:39] | Hey. What are you nervous about? | |
| [33:47] | I’m gonna say something that’s gonna sound cheesy, but I mean it. | |
| [33:54] | You have to follow your heart. | |
| [33:58] | Hey. Are you done? I wanna talk to the bride before the wedding. | |
| [34:03] | Yeah. She’s all yours. | |
| [34:06] | – Thank you. – You look beautiful. | |
| [34:13] | Hey. | |
| [34:16] | Um, I know you kicked me out of your wedding, but… | |
| [34:21] | where else am I gonna wear this dress? | |
| [34:25] | – You look great, by the way. – So do you. | |
| [34:28] | I wanted to say I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have tried to kiss Tracy. | |
| [34:33] | And I should not have said what I said. It was wrong. I was wrong. | |
| [34:38] | What do I know about marriage anyway? All Sean and I do is break up. | |
| [34:44] | Do you forgive me? | |
| [34:46] | Yeah. Of course. | |
| [34:51] | Thanks for coming. | |
| [34:55] | And don’t worry about you and Sean. You guys are perfect for each other. | |
| [35:00] | That’s just the way you are. You’re the ones who should be getting married. | |
| [35:05] | Oh, God! | |
| [35:09] | – Oh, God. – lt looks good. | |
| [35:11] | – lt does? – Yeah. | |
| [35:21] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [35:23] | – You okay? – Uh… | |
| [35:28] | Hey, let’s, um… let’s make a pact. | |
| [35:33] | Let’s just forget about it. | |
| [35:36] | Let’s pretend it never happened. | |
| [35:39] | Noel, I don’t wanna forget about it. | |
| [35:43] | That’s not what I want. I… | |
| [35:46] | Maybe I do. I don’t know what I want. | |
| [35:55] | – Okay, two minutes, minister. – Okay. How am I gonna do this? | |
| [36:00] | All we need now is, um… | |
| [36:02] | is, uh… uh… the groom. | |
| [36:05] | Um, I’ll go look outside. | |
| [36:07] | [Felicity] Okay. | |
| [36:15] | I don’t have a fantastic feeling about this. | |
| [36:18] | – You’re gonna do great. – [both] Thanks. | |
| [36:30] | Hey. | |
| [36:32] | Honey, everybody’s waiting. | |
| [36:37] | Are you sure this is something you wanna do? | |
| [36:39] | Tracy, we’re about to get married in five minutes. | |
| [36:42] | Well, we don’t have to if you don’t want to. | |
| [37:01] | I thought about that talk we had yesterday. | |
| [37:08] | Why are you doing this? | |
| [37:11] | Are you marrying me because you love me… | |
| [37:18] | or because you don’t wanna lose me? | |
| [37:27] | I’m not marrying you so I can have sex with you. | |
| [37:36] | I love you. | |
| [37:38] | I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. | |
| [37:45] | I just need to know if you feel the same way, so… | |
| [37:48] | just tell the truth. | |
| [37:50] | Please. | |
| [37:55] | How do you feel? | |
| [38:01] | [”Here Comes the Bride”] | |
| [38:15] | I hope I don’t look like that at my wedding. | |
| [38:29] | I’d like to say thank you for your patience. Um… | |
| [38:33] | I guess it’s sort of obvious | |
| [38:35] | that there’s not gonna be a wedding today. | |
| [38:41] | Tracy and I decided | |
| [38:42] | that it’s just not the right thing for us right now. | |
| [38:48] | Elena. Elena. | |
| [38:50] | What happened? What happened? | |
| [39:03] | – Hey. – What? | |
| [39:05] | What if… What if you and I were each other’s servants for life? | |
| [39:12] | Let’s get married. | |
| [39:27] | – Hey. – Elena. | |
| [39:33] | We would, uh… | |
| [39:35] | Remember when I was in the room | |
| [39:37] | and you said that maybe it would be better if Sean and I got married? | |
| [39:42] | – Do you think we could? – Oh! | |
| [39:46] | Yes. Of course. | |
| [39:48] | My God. Congratulations. | |
| [39:51] | Hi. I’m Felicity Porter, and I’d like to welcome you | |
| [39:55] | to the wedding of two very close friends. | |
| [40:01] | When I was first asked to do this, I wasn’t sure I could pull it off, so… | |
| [40:06] | I ended up talking to a lot of people. | |
| [40:09] | They all had different definitions of love… | |
| [40:12] | …what it is and how it works. | |
| [41:06] | (sing) At first I was afraid | |
| [41:08] | (sing) I was petrified | |
| [41:10] | (sing) Kept thinking I could never live Without you by myself | |
| [41:14] | (sing) But then I spent so many nights | |
| [41:16] | (sing) Thinking how you did me wrong | |
| [41:18] | (sing) And I grew strong | |
| [41:20] | (sing) And I learned how to get along | |
| [41:22] | (sing) And so you’re back | |
| [41:24] | (sing) From outer space | |
| [41:26] | (sing) I just walked in to find you here With that sad look upon your face | |
| [41:30] | (sing) I should’ve changed that stupid lock | |
| [41:32] | (sing) I should’ve made you leave your key | |
| [41:34] | (sing) If I’d have known forjust one second | |
| [41:37] | (sing) You’d be back to bother me | |
| [41:38] | (sing) Go on, now go | |
| [41:40] | (sing) Walk out the door | |
| [41:42] | (sing) Just turn around now | |
| [41:45] | (sing) ‘Cause you’re not welcome anymore | |
| [41:47] | (sing) Weren’t you the one who tried To hurt me with good-bye | |
| [41:51] | (sing) Did you think I’d crumble | |
| [41:53] | (sing) Did you think I’d lay down and die |