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| [00:00] | Previously on Felicity: | |
| [00:02] | Whoo! I got the job. I’m moving to Seattle. | |
| [00:05] | We should t.P. The library. That would make Richard crazy! | |
| [00:08] | You’d love if Avery got between me and Felicity. I think she has. | |
| [00:11] | The only person getting between me and Felicity is you. | |
| [00:14] | What is he talking about? She kissed me. | |
| [00:18] | One kiss. | |
| [00:31] | Felicity, look, I’m sorry, ok? | |
| [00:34] | That was completely insensitive of me. I had no right to do that. | |
| [00:37] | Let’s just forget about it. No, that never works. We have to talk about this. | |
| [00:41] | Will you just wait? Otherwise it’s gonna fester. | |
| [00:44] | Then one day all this rage and resentment you’re feeling towards me | |
| [00:46] | is gonna come to the surface and explode, so just talk to me. | |
| [00:50] | There’s nothing to talk about. I’m dating Ben, and… | |
| [00:53] | I don’t have anything to reveal to you. | |
| [00:56] | Unless there’s something you want to tell me. Then you should tell me now. | |
| [01:03] | No. No, there’s nothing. | |
| [01:05] | You just kissed me! | |
| [01:09] | I know. Can we just drop it? Just drop it, please. | |
| [01:13] | It just feels weird to just drop it now. | |
| [01:15] | You were the one who didn’t wanna talk about it. I don’t. | |
| [01:17] | But now I don’t like the way I feel either. | |
| [01:20] | How do you feel? | |
| [01:23] | I feel like I don’t know how to be normal with you again. | |
| [01:26] | You know what the truth is? I don’t know if I even know what that is anymore with you. | |
| [01:29] | Friends! That’s what I mean. | |
| [01:32] | Yeah, I know what you mean, but I don’t know the last time I felt that way. | |
| [01:36] | Then this whole year’s been a lie. | |
| [01:42] | Maybe it has. | |
| [02:05] | ♪ Can you become | |
| [02:08] | ♪ can you become | |
| [02:10] | ♪ a new version of you | |
| [02:14] | ♪ a new wallpaper | |
| [02:17] | ♪ a new shoe leather | |
| [02:19] | ♪ a new way home | |
| [02:22] | ♪ I don’t remember | |
| [02:25] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [02:29] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
| [02:35] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [02:39] | I need a new version of me ♪ | |
| [02:52] | Here you go. | |
| [02:55] | Hey, can I talk to you for a second? | |
| [02:58] | Yeah, sure, yeah. | |
| [03:00] | Come here. Hi. | |
| [03:03] | Listen. I hate that fight we had. I know. So do I. | |
| [03:08] | It doesn’t matter what Noel or Avery wants. I know. It’s what we want. | |
| [03:11] | Exactly. I know, I know, I know. | |
| [03:13] | So, can we just… | |
| [03:15] | What? You wanna make up? | |
| [03:18] | Can we just do that? Yes, please. Yes. | |
| [03:23] | Ok, what does it feel like when I’m having a heart attack? | |
| [03:27] | Javier, you look really pale. | |
| [03:28] | It’s hard for me to breathe. It’s like an elephant sat on my chest. | |
| [03:32] | Call a cab. Ok. | |
| [03:34] | Oh, it’s happening again! Ok. | |
| [03:37] | (Beeping) | |
| [03:38] | Are you there, god? It’s me, Javier. | |
| [03:41] | Look, if I make it through this, | |
| [03:44] | I promise I’ll work out every day… weights and cardio. | |
| [03:48] | And I’ll stop bad-mouthing consuela, | |
| [03:51] | and I’ll tell Samuel about those milky ways I have hidden in the linen closet. | |
| [03:57] | And I’ll go to confession more, even though father John’s got that b.O. | |
| [04:02] | Hey. I reached Samuel. He’s gonna fly back this afternoon. | |
| [04:06] | Ok, good. I hope he makes it in time to say adios. | |
| [04:09] | Listen, if I don’t make it, I want you to have my collection of cashmere sweaters. | |
| [04:14] | Why don’t we wait for the results of the test before you start writing a will, ok? | |
| [04:17] | Ok. (Woman) ok, Mr. Quintata. | |
| [04:19] | I have the results of your cardiac enzymes. | |
| [04:22] | Ok, I can’t take this. It’s ok. | |
| [04:25] | They’re normal, and you didn’t have a heart attack. | |
| [04:28] | But your EKG does show the possibility of an arrhythmia. | |
| [04:31] | Eek! | |
| [04:34] | What does that mean? | |
| [04:36] | It means your heart is beating with an irregular rhythm. | |
| [04:38] | It could be nothing, but we should admit you for observation. | |
| [04:41] | I’ll check in on you later. Ok. That’s it. I’m dead. | |
| [04:44] | No, you’re not. This is good news. She said it could be nothing. | |
| [04:49] | This is my house key, ok? I need you to go home, feed mommy, and bring me a nightgown. | |
| [04:55] | The lilac one. It has a periwinkle collar, very nice. It’s in plastic. | |
| [04:59] | This hospital gown makes me look like I’m as big as a house. | |
| [05:02] | And if I’m going to be observed, I want to be observed looking thin. | |
| [05:08] | This is the manager key to Dean & DeLuca. | |
| [05:13] | You’re the boss now. | |
| [05:14] | Javier, my personal life is a mess right now. | |
| [05:18] | I have finals! I mean, is there anyone else who can do this? | |
| [05:21] | I trust only you. I need you. You heard the doctor. I have a rhythm! | |
| [05:27] | Ok. | |
| [05:32] | How’s it goin’? | |
| [05:34] | Oh, god! It is so hard to write a bar mitzvah speech. | |
| [05:38] | It’s the first public address for me as an actual man. | |
| [05:41] | Uh-huh. What? | |
| [05:45] | Nothing. Good luck with your speech. Thank you. | |
| [05:49] | So I’m gonna see you there later, right? | |
| [05:53] | You know, I don’t really think that we need couples therapy. | |
| [05:57] | Yes, we do. Why? Why? We’re kissing. | |
| [06:01] | We’re talking. We had sex last night. | |
| [06:04] | Wait, no, no, we didn’t. | |
| [06:07] | God, that was an amazing dream. | |
| [06:09] | Ok, we have issues, Megan. We do. We have problems. | |
| [06:13] | Come on! We fight and break up and get back together three times every week! | |
| [06:16] | I dated a guy with a pierced scrotum. | |
| [06:19] | I’m just saying that this is not the most abnormal relationship I’ve ever been in. | |
| [06:22] | We’re going to therapy, ok? We’re going to therapy. We have an appointment. | |
| [06:26] | And you even agreed to it. You said, “Sean, I’ll go.” Remember? | |
| [06:28] | Didn’t you say that? Good. Yes! Fine. | |
| [06:31] | Ohhh! | |
| [06:34] | Bye. | |
| [06:36] | People think they can get away with anything these days. You know? | |
| [06:40] | No one’s willing to suffer the consequences anymore. | |
| [06:43] | Take responsibility for their actions. And you know who takes the fall? | |
| [06:46] | You? | |
| [06:49] | Damn straight. The president. People love kicking me around. | |
| [06:52] | I’m sure whoever did it regrets it. | |
| [06:56] | (Richard) we’re about to find out. | |
| [06:58] | Hey, what’s with all the messages? | |
| [07:00] | This is videotape. | |
| [07:02] | Yes, it is. | |
| [07:04] | It’s not just any videotape. It’s the surveillance tape from this very library. | |
| [07:08] | You’re busted, crane. | |
| [07:12] | I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about. | |
| [07:13] | You’re practically waving at the camera on this thing. | |
| [07:16] | Might as well be your graduation picture. That is, assuming you’re still graduating. | |
| [07:20] | Huh? If it were up to me, this would be in the fire now. | |
| [07:22] | But the administration’s seen it, and they want heads to roll. Preferably yours… | |
| [07:27] | And whoever your partner is. | |
| [07:30] | You can’t see who it is? No. But I’ve got a pretty good idea. | |
| [07:34] | Don’t look at me. I’m not saying anything. | |
| [07:37] | I know you’re covering, man! | |
| [07:40] | And you’re only making it worse. It’s not me, it’s the administration. | |
| [07:43] | Then talk to them. You can do something, all right? Convince them. | |
| [07:47] | ‘Cause I’m not gonna lose everything I’ve worked for over a couple rolls of toilet paper. | |
| [07:53] | All right, I’ll see what I can do, but I’m not gonna make any promises. | |
| [07:59] | All right. | |
| [08:04] | I’m sorry you had to see that. | |
| [08:12] | Hey! | |
| [08:14] | Oh, hey. How’s it goin’? | |
| [08:16] | I’m surviving. God, I spent so much time preparing for the mcats, | |
| [08:20] | I don’t think I’m gonna make it through finals. | |
| [08:28] | Look, um… | |
| [08:32] | I’ve been feeling stupid about… about the kiss. | |
| [08:36] | You shouldn’t feel stupid. | |
| [08:38] | Look, um, | |
| [08:40] | it was… It was a mistake, | |
| [08:44] | and, um, I’m sorry. | |
| [08:47] | I just think maybe we should spend a little time together. | |
| [08:51] | We should hang out, see how things go. | |
| [08:55] | Well, what did you have in mind? | |
| [08:58] | Coffee, a drink. You know. | |
| [09:01] | How do you feel about karaoke? | |
| [09:06] | What are you doing? I’m studying. | |
| [09:09] | You’re eating my cereal. What do you mean, “your cereal”? | |
| [09:11] | I mean I bought it yesterday. | |
| [09:13] | You can have the cereal, but we both know what you’re really pissed off about. | |
| [09:22] | I think I left my French book here. My final’s tomorrow, so… hey. | |
| [09:27] | Hey. | |
| [09:35] | (Sighs) | |
| [09:38] | Your class wasn’t canceled, was it? I wish. Why? | |
| [09:40] | Because I’d drag you back to Dean & DeLuca with me. I called everyone. | |
| [09:44] | Do you know how many people agreed to take an extra shift? How many? | |
| [09:47] | Zero. Yeah, it’s tough being the manager. | |
| [09:49] | I know. I have a whole new respect for what Javier does. | |
| [09:52] | Do you realize that besides you, I’m the only one working this week? | |
| [09:55] | Which screws me for finals. Plus, I forgot to pick up Javier’s nightgown. | |
| [09:59] | The hospital one makes him look fat. | |
| [10:01] | I can pick that up after class if you want. | |
| [10:04] | No, it’s ok. I’ll do it. What can I do? | |
| [10:06] | You know what you can do? What? | |
| [10:10] | I have to ask Noel to work at Dean & DeLuca. | |
| [10:13] | He’s the only one left. He’s worked there before. He knows the place. | |
| [10:16] | He’s in love with you. | |
| [10:18] | Whatever he is with me… I mean… | |
| [10:21] | I’m the manager at that store, and I have to keep it running. | |
| [10:24] | He’s my only hope. Well, ask him. I don’t care. | |
| [10:27] | Not that he’s even gonna say yes, | |
| [10:30] | but in the event that he does, will you promise | |
| [10:33] | to be nice to him? I’m always nice to him! | |
| [10:43] | Can I just get right to the point? | |
| [10:46] | Sure. | |
| [10:48] | Thanks. Um, look, I know things are weird between us. | |
| [10:53] | But I also know us well enough to know that we’re gonna get through this. | |
| [10:57] | Anyway, if there is any way we can get through this together | |
| [11:02] | while you’re helping me out by taking some shifts at Dean & DeLuca, | |
| [11:06] | it would make my life like a thousand times better right now. | |
| [11:08] | Hmm. | |
| [11:12] | Please. If that helps. | |
| [11:15] | It doesn’t help. “Please” doesn’t help. | |
| [11:19] | I can’t do this anymore. Do what? | |
| [11:23] | I don’t wanna be the… The loser guy friend anymore. | |
| [11:26] | You’re not the loser guy friend. | |
| [11:27] | All right. | |
| [11:31] | Next time Ben goes to southampton with Avery | |
| [11:34] | or the next time he beats up a frat guy | |
| [11:36] | or the next time he does something stupid, like he’s bound to do, | |
| [11:40] | I’m not gonna be there for you. | |
| [11:42] | You’re on your own. | |
| [12:04] | ♪ Jessie is a friend | |
| [12:07] | ♪ yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine | |
| [12:12] | ♪ but lately something’s changed, it ain’t hard to define | |
| [12:15] | ♪ Jessie’s got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine | |
| [12:19] | ♪ and she’s watching him with those eyes | |
| [12:22] | god bless him for trying! | |
| [12:25] | Well, whatever you you, don’t let him do “white rabbit.” | |
| [12:27] | It makes him freak out. And this isn’t freaking out? | |
| [12:30] | ♪ I wish that I had Jessie’s girl | |
| [12:34] | ♪ I wish that I had Jessie’s girl | |
| [12:39] | ♪ why can’t I find a woman like that? ♪ | |
| [12:42] | “Jessie’s girl.” All right! Thanks a lot, Richard. | |
| [12:46] | Wait. “Hot blooded” while I still got ’em. Thanks. We appreciate it. | |
| [12:49] | Are we good? Step on. All right. Take it easy. | |
| [12:52] | All right. Hey, you guys, what’s happening? | |
| [12:54] | I’m mighty Mike in the house. And we’re gonna take it back to the old school one time. | |
| [13:00] | I know you all know this one, so sing along as you feel it. | |
| [13:03] | Whoo! | |
| [13:05] | ♪ Hey | |
| [13:08] | ♪ do it now | |
| [13:11] | ♪ uh | |
| [13:13] | whoo! | |
| [13:14] | ♪ Oh | |
| [13:16] | ♪ there was a… | |
| [13:17] | ♪ There once was a boogie singer | |
| [13:22] | ♪ playin’ in a rock ‘n’ roll band | |
| [13:26] | ♪ I never had no problem, yeah | |
| [13:31] | ♪ they’re burnin’ down the one-night stand | |
| [13:35] | ♪ when everything around me, yeah | |
| [13:40] | ♪ got to start to feelin’ so low | |
| [13:44] | ♪ and I decided quickly ♪ yes, I did | |
| [13:49] | ♪ to disco down and check out the show | |
| [13:53] | ♪ yeah, they were dancin’ and singin’ and movin’ to the groovin’ | |
| [13:58] | ♪ and just when it hit me | |
| [14:00] | ♪ somebody turned around and shouted | |
| [14:02] | ♪ play that funky music, white boy | |
| [14:07] | ♪ play that funky music right | |
| [14:11] | ♪ play that funky music, white boy | |
| [14:16] | ♪ lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die | |
| [14:22] | ♪ till you die ♪ until you die | |
| [14:24] | ♪ till you die! | |
| [14:26] | ♪ Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die ♪ | |
| [14:32] | Whoo! Goodness. Oh, my god. You don’t understand. | |
| [14:35] | I have never gotten up in front of people like that. | |
| [14:38] | It was like… it was like I was possessed or something. It’s the power of funk. | |
| [14:43] | And you, you were amazing! I mean, you’re like this karaoke genius. | |
| [14:47] | Well, you know, I like to keep the ladies guessin’. | |
| [14:50] | You definitely do. | |
| [14:56] | I-I still wanna listen to music. Do you wanna come in? | |
| [15:00] | Come on! It’ll be fun. | |
| [15:03] | Of course it’ll be fun. We’re definitely fun together. | |
| [15:06] | But then it’s gonna be proving time again, | |
| [15:09] | where you try to prove to yourself that you’re open-minded about the fat guy. | |
| [15:13] | And I thought we already did that experiment, and it didn’t work. | |
| [15:18] | So just don’t invite me in, and we’ll leave it at that. | |
| [15:21] | Ok. | |
| [15:23] | So, I’ll see you around. | |
| [15:30] | (Sighs) | |
| [15:32] | (Door closes) | |
| [15:34] | Ok, I like to start sessions off with new clients by having them repeat a few phrases | |
| [15:39] | just to make sure we all have our ears on, ok? | |
| [15:42] | You ready? Repeat everything I just said. | |
| [15:46] | Uh, I like to… I like to… | |
| [15:48] | Start off with new clients… with new clients… | Start off |
| [15:51] | In session by having them repeat things that I just said. By having them repeat… | |
| [15:54] | Make sure they’ve got their… Ears on. Make sure they have their ears on. | |
| [15:57] | Ok. | |
| [15:59] | Another point I like to make is that the very fact that you’re here | |
| [16:03] | is evidence that this marriage can survive. | |
| [16:06] | Uh, there’s no marriage. | |
| [16:09] | Oh. Well. Sean, how do you feel about that? | |
| [16:13] | Did you hear what she said? Did that sting or anything? | |
| [16:16] | Um, Megan’s not my wife. | |
| [16:18] | Ok, people, look. Step one… a little optimism doesn’t hurt. | |
| [16:24] | Actually, we’re not married. We’re dating. | |
| [16:26] | Oh. Oh! Then what’s that ring on your ring finger? | |
| [16:29] | An eyeball. | |
| [16:31] | Oh! | |
| [16:34] | Uh, well… | |
| [16:38] | Why don’t we just jump right into some role-playing. Ok? | |
| [16:40] | Megan, I want you to be Sean. | |
| [16:43] | Talk to me as if you were Sean. | |
| [16:45] | So, Sean, what is the problem here? | |
| [16:50] | I don’t… | |
| [16:52] | We fight a lot. | |
| [16:55] | And we break up and then we get back together, and it’s annoying. | |
| [17:02] | Actually, my rabbi suggested that we come see you. It’s true. | |
| [17:07] | That’s good, very good. | |
| [17:09] | Now, Megan, how do you feel about that assessment, huh? You don’t have to agree. | |
| [17:13] | No, I do agree. | |
| [17:17] | Actually, it’s… I’m sorry. | |
| [17:20] | Do you have a problem? Nothing. | |
| [17:23] | It’s just my, uh… It’s my leather panties are riding up again. | |
| [17:27] | Sorry. Ow. | |
| [17:31] | So why do you two think that you fight so much? Because I’m self-centered. | |
| [17:34] | Who are you now? | |
| [17:36] | Sean! Obviously. Oh, you’re self-centered? | |
| [17:39] | Thanks! | |
| [17:41] | I take all my insecurities out on my boyfriend, who happens to have a lot of interests. | |
| [17:45] | Forgive him. (Megan) Oh, ho-ho! | |
| [17:47] | Oh, you wanna come to my bar mitzvah? | |
| [17:49] | You wanna see my movie? You wanna try some smoothaise? That’s… | |
| [17:52] | Smoothaise? Who are you now? Excuse me for being interesting. | |
| [17:56] | Instead of figuring out what makes me happy, I’ll go out and get another tattoo. | |
| [17:58] | Ok. Look, let’s just go back to being who we are, all right? | |
| [18:02] | And repeat after me… “We’ve got problems.” | |
| [18:06] | We’ve got problems. | We’ve got problems. |
| [18:09] | Yes, you guys replaced our nozzle hose last week, and the thing snapped off again. | |
| [18:14] | I don’t know. The… the neck or the head. Whatever you guys call it. | |
| [18:17] | Ow! | |
| [18:18] | Are you ok? No. | |
| [18:20] | Excuse me. I’d like to order, please? We’ll be right there. | |
| [18:23] | What do you mean, turn it off? Your guy specifically told us not to do that. | |
| [18:26] | What about the pump? Ask him about the pump. He said it would break the pump. | |
| [18:29] | That guy doesn’t work there anymore. Turn it off. That sucks! | |
| [18:32] | Ok, not next week! That is completely unacceptable. | |
| [18:34] | Listen, listen, I am the manager at Dean & DeLuca, | |
| [18:37] | and if there’s one thing we need, it’s a functioning steamer. | |
| [18:40] | Yes, 3:00 will be great. Thank you very much. I’ll see you at 3:00. | |
| [18:45] | Ugh! Ok, I’m late for the hospital. | |
| [18:48] | I’ve got to let Javier know that everything is ok here. You’re not the best liar. | |
| [18:51] | I know. While I’m gone, you’re gonna be in charge, ok? No, no, no. That’s not smart. | |
| [18:55] | Come on, I have faith in you. | |
| [19:00] | Hi. | |
| [19:01] | Did you, uh, talk to Richard? | |
| [19:05] | Noel? | |
| [19:06] | Hi. Hey. | |
| [19:09] | Hi. I’m sorry. I was, uh, | |
| [19:12] | just thinking about my upcoming expulsion. | |
| [19:15] | Oh. Well, I’m sure Richard will figure something out for you. | |
| [19:19] | That doesn’t exactly inspire confidence. | |
| [19:24] | Um, I just wanna say that… | |
| [19:28] | The way you’re protecting Felicity is really understanding. | |
| [19:33] | I don’t know what you’re talking about. | |
| [19:35] | Oh, she told me the next day that you’d t.P.’D together. | |
| [19:38] | Oh. | |
| [19:41] | You’re a good friend. | |
| [19:45] | Well… I remember when I first came here. | |
| [19:50] | Elena told me that you two, you know, used to go out. | |
| [19:52] | And now you’re friends. And I thought, | |
| [19:54] | that must be kinda tough, being friends with your ex. | |
| [19:59] | It never worked out for me. | |
| [20:02] | But you two are incredible. You just have this amazing friendship. | |
| [20:08] | Whatever happens, you have each other. | |
| [20:12] | And that’s special. | |
| [20:17] | Yeah, it is. | |
| [20:22] | I couldn’t find your lilac nightgown. | |
| [20:24] | And I didn’t know which slippers you wanted, so I just brought them both. | |
| [20:28] | (Machine beeping) Thank you, my angel. | |
| [20:30] | Javier, you’re gonna be fine. | |
| [20:32] | Not if they don’t stop this crazy beeping! | |
| [20:36] | So, how is Dean & DeLuca without me? | |
| [20:40] | Um, well, everything is actually great. | |
| [20:44] | Everything’s running smoothly, and… I mean, not that we don’t wish you were there, | |
| [20:49] | because we do. Aww. | |
| [20:51] | And when I’m not there, Ben’s in charge. Benjamin? | |
| [20:54] | Ok, I said… I said no stress. | |
| [20:57] | It’s fine. Trust me. (Cell phone ringing) | |
| [20:59] | Am I flat-lining? No, it’s my cell phone. | |
| [21:04] | Hi. You fixed it. | |
| [21:07] | Fixed what? Nothing. Everything’s fine. | |
| [21:10] | Right? | |
| [21:13] | It’s good, it’s good. | |
| [21:15] | Ok, we got the manager here. | |
| [21:18] | (Alarm blaring) Ben, what happened? | |
| [21:20] | This thing caught on fire. How? | |
| [21:22] | I don’t know how! Then the alarm went off. I called the fire department. | |
| [21:26] | Then the sprinklers went off. There has to be some valve… my god! | |
| [21:30] | I know, I know, I know. Where would it be? | |
| [21:32] | Uh, the thing in the back. What about the thing in the back? | |
| [21:35] | Javier is gonna kill us. I know, I know. | |
| [21:37] | Put it on there. Yeah, yeah. Ok. | |
| [21:39] | Ok, wait. Start again. | |
| [21:45] | No way. I’m never… So, how come there are no customers? | |
| [21:48] | Hey! Come here! Come here and help us. | |
| [21:50] | What are we doin’? You gotta pull this. | |
| [21:56] | Ahh! You guys, keep going! | |
| [21:59] | Oh, it’s stopping. Oh, god! | |
| [22:03] | You guys all right? Thank you. | |
| [22:09] | You’re welcome. | |
| [22:12] | (Door opens) | |
| [22:20] | Is that what you really think? That I take out all my personal frustrations on you? | |
| [22:24] | That I’m unhappy in my life and so I try to make you suffer for it? | |
| [22:26] | Dr. Zwick suggested that we not do this at home. | |
| [22:29] | I don’t think we need Dr. Zwick to solve this problem. Is that what you really think? | |
| [22:34] | Do you really think all I care about is myself? | |
| [22:36] | Sean, everyone who knows you thinks that. | |
| [22:37] | I’m an entrepreneur, Megan. If you don’t like that, you can leave it. | |
| [22:39] | That’s my point. I want out. | |
| [22:41] | Oh! If you are so self-involved and shallow | |
| [22:44] | as to think that all the problems in our relationship are my fault… | |
| [22:46] | Wait! Let me guess. You’re breaking up with me. Yes! Finally! | |
| [22:50] | Why am I not shocked by that? The second anything gets a little annoying, you run. | |
| [22:54] | You go straight for the breakup card. | |
| [22:56] | If we’re so miserable, why are we still together? Maybe we shouldn’t be together. | |
| [23:00] | But even I know that a real relationship, with depth and communication, takes work. | |
| [23:05] | So you know what? I dare you not to break up with me and go to our appointment today. | |
| [23:09] | I’ll see you there. Fine. | |
| [23:11] | Fine. Jerk! | |
| [23:19] | (Man) the good thing is your floor is triple-coated and multi-drained, | |
| [23:23] | so you’re not gonna get your waterlogged, oversaturated scenario. | |
| [23:27] | About how long do you think this will take to clean up? | |
| [23:31] | Pump, double fan, blower, | |
| [23:34] | extractor, manual work… I can make this happen by 4:00. | |
| [23:38] | You mean we could reopen today? If the three of you help me out. | |
| [23:41] | My crew’s on another job in tredbeck. This ain’t nothin’. | |
| [23:45] | Did you guys hear that? Can you stick around till 4:00? | |
| [23:48] | I’m not going anywhere. Yeah. I don’t mind the suction cup sensation in my shoes. | |
| [24:00] | I had a great time last night. Ok. | |
| [24:03] | No, it was more than great. It was the best time I’ve had in a long time. | |
| [24:06] | There was chemistry between us. | |
| [24:08] | And don’t you dare say that you didn’t feel it. Ok, maybe I felt it. | |
| [24:11] | Maybe? (Student) shh. | |
| [24:15] | I invited you in because I think that you are amazing and funny and great. | |
| [24:19] | And I didn’t want our date, or whatever you want to call it, to end. | |
| [24:22] | Instead of being honest with me and telling me what was really going on in your messed-up head, | |
| [24:26] | you accused me of being obsessed with your fat… again! | |
| [24:30] | When you’re the only person that’s obsessed with your fat! | |
| [24:33] | (Student) shh. Relax. I’m leaving! | |
| [24:44] | We’re closed. | |
| [24:45] | Oh. | |
| [24:48] | What the hell’s goin’ on? You guys taking a coffee break? | |
| [24:50] | No. The sprinklers went off… Did you talk to the Dean? Yes. | |
| [24:54] | You’re gonna graduate. Yes! Thank god! | |
| [24:57] | No, thank me. I had to pull some serious strings, crane. You owe me huge. | |
| [25:01] | All right. You want a cup of coffee as a token of my appreciation? | |
| [25:04] | I didn’t say you were off scot-free. What are you talking about? | |
| [25:06] | The administration accepted a plea bargain. | |
| [25:08] | You gotta restock the bathrooms in every building on campus. | |
| [25:11] | What do you mean, every building? 40 buildings, 200 bathrooms. | |
| [25:14] | What? You wanna graduate or what? You should be kissing my ass. | |
| [25:18] | Yeah, I know, I know. You’re right. I just… | |
| [25:21] | Noel, can I get a hand back here? | |
| [25:23] | Yeah. Um, thank you. | |
| [25:25] | Really. Yeah. | |
| [25:27] | Hey, Richard. | |
| [25:29] | Don’t “hey” me. I know all about your little library escapade. | |
| [25:32] | All right, Noel’s taking the fall for you. Are you aware of that? | |
| [25:39] | Is he gonna get in trouble or something? | |
| [25:42] | I’m not saying Sean hasn’t been through a lot this year. | |
| [25:45] | Losing a testicle’s a big deal. I get it. | |
| [25:47] | Ok, repeat that. | |
| [25:49] | Losing a testicle’s a big deal. She gets it. (Zwick) Go on. | |
| [25:54] | Our whole relationship, it’s like the “Sean show.” It’s always about him. | |
| [26:00] | All right, we’re gonna play a little game. It’s called “I love my partner, but…” | |
| [26:04] | Megan, you go first. Just finish the sentence. | |
| [26:06] | Why does she get to go first? | |
| [26:09] | Because I’m the one with the ph. D., ok? Ok, go. | |
| [26:13] | I love my partner, but he always has to go first. | |
| [26:18] | Did you see that? It just proves my point! | |
| [26:21] | All he cares about is himself. That’s why he’s having this stupid bar mitzvah. | |
| [26:24] | “Stupid bar mitzvah”? This is really good. I hope you’re getting this. | |
| [26:27] | (Megan) when I say “stupid,” I mean stupid for you. | |
| [26:30] | It’s just another event so we can all focus on Sean. | |
| [26:32] | It’s like that stupid endless documentary. What the hell is that? | |
| [26:36] | You’re like this 27-year-old guy who’s hanging out mostly with college students, | |
| [26:40] | inventing things that don’t work, spending your time making this worthless documentary, | |
| [26:44] | and then finding god and deciding, “oh, I’m gonna have a bar mitzvah. | |
| [26:47] | It’s the only thing in my life that works!” | |
| [27:02] | Thank you for doing this. | |
| [27:04] | You’re welcome. | |
| [27:07] | I just mean, I know that it was uncomfortable for you, sort of. | |
| [27:11] | So… If it was that awkward, I wouldn’t have come. | |
| [27:16] | And thank you for the Richard thing… | |
| [27:19] | For not telling him that I was with you that night. | |
| [27:21] | Don’t worry about it. I just have to restock some toilet paper… | |
| [27:27] | In, like, 200 bathrooms. | |
| [27:29] | Oh, my god. | |
| [27:30] | Yeah. | |
| [27:36] | So, are we really not gonna be friends anymore? | |
| [27:41] | Oh, I think I can put up with you for another three weeks. | |
| [27:45] | Three weeks. Wow. | |
| [27:48] | You know, that job I offered you is still available. | |
| [27:52] | Well, I actually… I’ve kinda… I made some other plans. | |
| [27:57] | Oh. Well, what… What are your plans? | |
| [28:00] | Um, I’m gonna… I’m gonna go to Boulder with Ben. | |
| [28:06] | Oh. | |
| [28:10] | (Zwick) Sean, you still haven’t shared. | |
| [28:15] | I know. | |
| [28:16] | “I love my partner, but…” | |
| [28:26] | I love my partner, | |
| [28:28] | but sometimes she makes it really hard… | |
| [28:32] | To tell her the truth. | |
| [28:34] | What does that mean? | |
| [28:36] | I am… I am too old… | |
| [28:40] | To, you know, for all my friends to be in college. | |
| [28:45] | And all of my inventions really aren’t worth… | |
| [28:49] | Anything. | |
| [28:51] | The independent… The independent film channel isn’t interested. | |
| [28:55] | They saw a rough cut of my movie, and a guy called me, | |
| [28:57] | and he said that they didn’t have time on their schedule. | |
| [29:01] | And when he, uh, when he hung up the phone, he didn’t really hang it up. | |
| [29:06] | So I could hear the conversation. | |
| [29:08] | He was talking to some guy who worked there. | |
| [29:12] | And he was, uh, he was laughing about my movie. | |
| [29:18] | They were laughing about it, about… | |
| [29:20] | About how… | |
| [29:24] | Amateurish it was. | |
| [29:28] | You’re right. | |
| [29:30] | This bar mitzvah thing, it’s a joke. | |
| [29:36] | I have to… I’m just gonna call it off. | |
| [29:45] | I’ll be right back. | |
| [29:58] | Hey, how’s inventory coming? I wanna call the supplier before they close. | |
| [30:03] | Yeah. I’m almost done. What’s wrong? | |
| [30:06] | I just got a call from that guy from Colorado. | |
| [30:08] | They’re pushing that whole job until September. | |
| [30:11] | So what does that mean? No job? Yeah, no job. | |
| [30:14] | I’m sorry. It’s all right. | |
| [30:16] | It would’ve been nice to make enough money for next year. It would’ve been nice. | |
| [30:23] | What? Nothing. | |
| [30:25] | You really wanted to go to Colorado, didn’t you? Yeah, I actually really did. | |
| [30:29] | So what do you wanna do? | |
| [30:33] | You know, Noel mentioned that job thing again in Seattle. | |
| [30:42] | Do you wanna go? | |
| [30:53] | Hey. | |
| [30:55] | Just wanted to talk to you about Seattle. | |
| [30:58] | What about it? | |
| [31:00] | Well, Felicity’s thinking about doing it… | |
| [31:03] | The job, whatever it is, that you offered her. | |
| [31:06] | What? She’s interested? Yeah, she’s thinking about it. | |
| [31:09] | What about Boulder? Uh, Boulder fell through. | |
| [31:15] | So… here’s the thing. | |
| [31:19] | If she does do it, I’m probably gonna go. | |
| [31:22] | And if I do, I just wanna make sure that you and me are gonna be cool. | |
| [31:28] | Yeah. Yeah, we’re cool. | |
| [31:30] | Ok. | |
| [31:36] | I shouldn’t have brought up the job again. It was a mistake. Why? | |
| [31:40] | Because it’s not worth it for me, not if Ben’s gonna be there with you. | |
| [31:44] | But, Noel, if I was going to Seattle, of course I would bring Ben. He’s my boyfriend. | |
| [31:50] | I know. I understand. I’ve been reminded of that a million times lately. | |
| [31:54] | I get it. So you’re only offering me the job | |
| [31:57] | if Ben doesn’t go. | |
| [32:03] | What’s going on? I’m talking to Felicity. | |
| [32:05] | Yeah, I can see that. Do you mind? | |
| [32:07] | Yeah, I kinda do. You’re being a dick. Ben. | |
| [32:10] | What? What’s going on? He’s just talking to me. | |
| [32:12] | You know what? Forget it. No! | |
| [32:14] | I said forget about it! No, let’s not. Let’s not forget it. | |
| [32:16] | What are you doing? (Felicity screams) | |
| [32:20] | What are you doing? Hey. Hey, hey, knock it off. | |
| [32:23] | Listen. You can talk to her all you want, but it’s not gonna change a thing. | |
| [32:25] | You got it? Not a thing. | |
| [32:29] | You all right? | |
| [32:37] | I don’t know. They just hate each other so much and… | |
| [32:44] | I’m not supposed to be bothering you with this stuff. | |
| [32:46] | No, no, no, no. It’s ok. | |
| [32:49] | Look, sweetheart, you know I love you, right? | |
| [32:53] | But you are trying to eat your cake, too. | |
| [32:55] | You want both of these attractive boys in your life, | |
| [32:59] | and you can’t have it that way. You made your choice. | |
| [33:03] | Right? Yeah, but that doesn’t mean… | |
| [33:07] | That shouldn’t mean that I can’t be friends with Noel. | |
| [33:15] | Look at me. Listen to me. | |
| [33:17] | If you want to be with Benjamin, then be with him. | |
| [33:21] | If you want Noel as a friend, that’s ok, but you can’t make him Benjamin’s friend. | |
| [33:31] | Yeah. Yeah, I guess you’re right. | |
| [33:34] | I know it’s not easy. | |
| [33:36] | It’s like that song “growing up is hard to do.” | |
| [33:45] | You know I love you. | |
| [33:48] | You’re free to go. Are you talking to me or her? | |
| [33:51] | You. All your tests are negative. | |
| [33:53] | Negative like, “I’m not going to live” negative? | |
| [33:57] | You had a panic attack. You could lose a few pounds. | |
| [34:00] | Ok, no need to get nasty. Take care. | |
| [34:05] | It’s not my time! | |
| [34:08] | I shouldn’t have said what I did. | |
| [34:09] | No. If you felt it, it was real. | |
| [34:13] | And you have to respect that. | |
| [34:15] | It was kinda harsh, though. | |
| [34:26] | Sorry. | |
| [34:36] | I just had to walk around the block… A few dozen times. | |
| [34:39] | All right, I would like to play another game. | |
| [34:42] | Can I role-play? Just for a second? Can I be Sean? | |
| [34:46] | I got it, Megan. I got it. Just for a second? | |
| [34:48] | (Megan) ok. | |
| [34:53] | My name is Sean. And I’m a loser, ok? This is unbelievable… | |
| [34:57] | Please, can we stop? And my girlfriend… | |
| [35:00] | Can be so… mean. | |
| [35:06] | She says things that… She talks before she thinks. | |
| [35:12] | And she’s so sorry. | |
| [35:16] | She’s so sorry, she doesn’t even have words to express it. | |
| [35:20] | That’s how sorry she is. | |
| [35:24] | But she loves me so much. | |
| [35:28] | Because more than anything else, | |
| [35:31] | I, Sean… | |
| [35:35] | Am brave. | |
| [35:38] | I try. | |
| [35:41] | I put myself out there. | |
| [35:45] | When I have an idea, I do something. I see it through. | |
| [35:52] | And I don’t care what anyone thinks, | |
| [35:56] | especially some doofus at the independent film channel. | |
| [36:03] | And because of that, | |
| [36:07] | I’m more of a man than even I know. | |
| [36:13] | I’m so sorry. | |
| [36:15] | I’m s… | |
| [36:17] | I’m sorry. | |
| [36:22] | All right, a kiss doesn’t mean bliss. | |
| [36:25] | No. You two have a lot of problems. There’s a lot of work to be done. | |
| [36:29] | How is next Wednesday for… | |
| [36:33] | People? Hello? Hello? | |
| [36:36] | (Knock on door) | |
| [36:38] | Yeah? | |
| [36:41] | Hey. | |
| [36:44] | Hi. | |
| [37:01] | Are you ok? Yeah, I’m fine. | |
| [37:06] | I feel so stupid… | |
| [37:08] | That I thought, even for a second, | |
| [37:11] | the three of us could go to Seattle. | |
| [37:13] | I mean, I get it. It’s a great opportunity. | |
| [37:18] | I’m not going. | |
| [37:20] | I wanna spend the summer with you, just the two of us. | |
| [37:24] | Listen, I… | |
| [37:26] | I wanna be clear about this. | |
| [37:29] | I don’t want you to feel like I’m asking you to cut Noel out of your life, ’cause I’m not. | |
| [37:33] | No, I know you’re not. | |
| [37:37] | That’s something I have to figure out. | |
| [37:42] | (Whispering) ok. | |
| [37:43] | (Knock on door) (Elena) Come back after finals. | |
| [37:47] | (Knockingcontinues) | |
| [37:54] | Hey. I have three long essays to read by 9 A.M. tomorrow. | |
| [37:58] | You want me to go? Not if you’re here to apologize. | |
| [38:02] | I am. | |
| [38:04] | Ok. Well, get to it. | |
| [38:10] | Ok. Uh… damn. | |
| [38:14] | I thought about what you said. | |
| [38:17] | And, ok, maybe you were inviting me in because you liked me. | |
| [38:21] | Maybe? | |
| [38:23] | Ok, definitely. | |
| [38:26] | It’s just hard for me to believe that someone like you | |
| [38:29] | could seriously be into someone like me. | |
| [38:33] | Not that it hasn’t happened in the past, you know. | |
| [38:35] | I have had girlfriends before, and they didn’t all look like me. | |
| [38:40] | But the thing is, it’s usually some situation | |
| [38:43] | where she just got dumped by this super stud, | |
| [38:46] | and she looks at me like I’m a safe bet, | |
| [38:50] | and I’m a lot of fun, and she won’t have to care, | |
| [38:54] | because obviously | |
| [38:56] | I should be grateful that she went out with me at all. | |
| [39:01] | And I gotta say, I don’t wanna be that guy anymore. | |
| [39:07] | I don’t want you to be grateful that I go out with you. | |
| [39:12] | Good. | |
| [39:15] | I can’t make any promises about the future. | |
| [39:18] | I got it. | |
| [39:19] | I know that I have baggage from my past relationships, but so do you. | |
| [39:24] | Oh, yeah, that’s true. | |
| [39:29] | And we haven’t even begun to talk about how you feel about… | |
| [39:56] | (Felicity) Noel? Yeah? | |
| [40:01] | Um, it’s… it’s Felicity. Can I come in? | |
| [40:05] | Ok. | |
| [40:15] | I-I just wanted to tell you that I can’t take that job. | |
| [40:21] | I can’t go to Seattle. | |
| [40:33] | This is like the 30th bathroom I’ve been to. | |
| [40:36] | Yeah, me too. | |
| [40:39] | Noel, I don’t wanna lose you. | |
| [40:41] | Our friendship means so much to me. Stop. | |
| [40:44] | Just… don’t say anything else. | |
| [40:50] | Look, I know what you’re gonna say… That, uh, | |
| [40:53] | that I’m your friend, your best friend. | |
| [40:57] | And that we have a history together and that that means something. | |
| [41:00] | It does mean a lot, actually. | |
| [41:06] | I just… I love you too much to be friends right now. | |
| [41:10] | I hope you understand that. | |
| [41:23] | Sorry. | |
| [41:28] | I’ll miss you. | |
| [41:46] | ♪ I met you once before, the first time | |
| [41:54] | ♪ cinema one or two, I noticed you | |
| [42:02] | ♪ standing in line | |
| [42:04] | ♪ your eyes met mine | |
| [42:11] | ♪ and I could not look away | |
| [42:16] | ♪ there we were | |
| [42:22] | ♪ in a perfect moment | |
| [42:26] | ♪ a perfect moment in time | |
| [42:34] | ♪ for a moment you were mine | |
| [42:42] | ♪ I wasn’t ready for the last time | |
| [42:51] | ♪ but wasn’t I supposed to let you go? | |
| [42:58] | Just for a moment you were mine ♪ |