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| [00:00] | Previously on Felicity: | |
| [00:05] | Avery. What’s goin’ on, man? She’s in defib. | |
| [00:08] | (Heart monitor buzzing) | |
| [00:11] | Oh, my god. You saved my life that night. | |
| [00:14] | No, I didn’t. You did, so if there’s anything that you want, please tell me. | |
| [00:19] | (Felicity) all of a sudden, Avery’s everywhere, | |
| [00:20] | and when I walked in, she was all over you. | |
| [00:23] | Oh, gimme… Would you stop? | |
| [00:24] | I’ve never felt this way before, Ben. | |
| [00:28] | And I don’t think you have, either. | |
| [00:32] | “‘Loser pet store’ is right. | |
| [00:33] | This animated series gets worse every week.” | |
| [00:35] | Can you stop reading the viewer comments? | |
| [00:37] | They’re only confirming we have no talent. | |
| [00:39] | Come on, it’s funny. They’re talking about our thing. | |
| [00:41] | This guy hates it, but he can’t stop watching, | |
| [00:44] | which means that he really loves it. | |
| [00:45] | You know, episode 4 got over 400,000 web hits. | |
| [00:48] | Hey, tell her about that job. | |
| [00:50] | What job? Oh, nothing. | |
| [00:53] | It’s this Seattle-based Internet firm. | |
| [00:55] | They saw the first five episodes, and they want to set up a meeting. | |
| [00:58] | Are you serious, Noel? They want to meet us? | |
| [01:01] | Uh, me. They want to meet with me. Oh, oh. | |
| [01:05] | Yeah, well, they went onto noelcrane. Com, and they loved my portfolio. | |
| [01:09] | And besides, you got your exhibit up now. | |
| [01:11] | And is either one of us really gonna move to Seattle, right? No. | |
| [01:15] | Although, you know, Avery mentioned that it rains | |
| [01:18] | less in Seattle than it does here in New York, which is good. | |
| [01:24] | What? Are you really still hanging around with her? | |
| [01:28] | Yeah, they are. Will you shut up? | |
| [01:31] | Yes. Yes, we are. Uh, we’re hanging out. | |
| [01:34] | I’m actually gonna meet her in an hour, if you want to come hang out with us. | |
| [01:38] | Uh, no, thanks. You know, you only like her ’cause she looks like Ruby. | |
| [01:42] | (Noel) no, she looks nothing like Ruby. I gotta go to the store. | |
| [01:44] | Chris is gonna be here in a couple hours, | |
| [01:46] | and she likes tomato juice, which is pretty much the extent of my hosting. | |
| [01:50] | Chris? | |
| [01:52] | Oh, yeah, she’s… She’s a filmmaker. | |
| [01:54] | She had this short at the Sundance film festival. And she’s comin’ in. | |
| [01:58] | I’m gonna show her a rough cut of the documentary. You’re all required to be there. | |
| [02:01] | It’s pretty much gonna be the worst weekend ever. Ok, bye. | |
| [02:07] | (Exhales) | |
| [02:10] | Hey. Struggling? | |
| [02:12] | Yes, a little bit, yes. | |
| [02:17] | Noel told me. | |
| [02:18] | Noel told you what? | |
| [02:21] | Just that you weren’t having the best day. | |
| [02:23] | Man, I wish that guy would just shut his mouth sometimes. | |
| [02:26] | Ooh, so it’s not going well. | |
| [02:28] | (Laughing) no, so it’s not going well. | |
| [02:31] | Do you know what? Freshman year, I had this trig class that was… | |
| [02:34] | It was so hard, and I could not get a handle on it. | |
| [02:37] | And it just kept going, and I was in real trouble. | |
| [02:39] | It was the beginning of the semester. I mean, if I started the semester with an f… | |
| [02:43] | Yeah, I don’t think my parents will be too surprised. Oh, it’s that bad? | |
| [02:47] | Yes, it’s that bad. Yeah. Maybe even a little worse. | |
| [02:49] | Hmm. Yeah. | |
| [02:51] | I know a guy that could probably get you last year’s test. | |
| [02:55] | And the year’s before. | |
| [02:57] | Is that what you did? | |
| [02:59] | Yeah. I didn’t have a choice. Want me to call him? | |
| [03:03] | (Laughing) yes, I’d love for you to call him, | |
| [03:06] | but I think I should probably do this on my own. | |
| [03:10] | Yeah. Oh, I understand. I wouldn’t have suggested it. | |
| [03:14] | I just thought, maybe you were desperate. | |
| [03:17] | Why don’t I give you my cell phone number? | |
| [03:20] | And, um, you use it if you need to. Ok. | |
| [03:25] | Ok. Thank you very much. | |
| [03:28] | You’re welcome. See ya. | |
| [03:34] | (Thunder rumbles) | |
| [03:44] | ? Can you become | |
| [03:46] | ? Can you become | |
| [03:50] | ? A new version of you | |
| [03:54] | ? New wallpaper | |
| [03:56] | ? New shoe leather | |
| [03:59] | ? A new way home | |
| [04:01] | ? I don’t remember | |
| [04:05] | ? New version of you | |
| [04:08] | ? I need a new version of me | |
| [04:13] | ? New version of you | |
| [04:17] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
| [04:33] | Megan, Megan, have you seen… | |
| [04:35] | There’s another cord that I brought with red and yellow ties? | |
| [04:38] | Hopefully you left it at the loft. | |
| [04:40] | That’s funny. That’s great. That’s a nice start to my big evening. | |
| [04:46] | Hey, would you keep quiet, man? | |
| [04:48] | You told Avery I was having trouble in class. | |
| [04:51] | Excuse me. She asked me how you were doing. | |
| [04:53] | I said that you seemed a little stressed. | |
| [04:55] | You know, this may come as a shock to you, | |
| [04:57] | but I do have other things to talk about besides you. | |
| [04:59] | Ok, well, just don’t talk about my grades anymore. Never again. | |
| [05:06] | Yes, finger foods. Love the finger foods. Snacks. | |
| [05:10] | I got it. Don’t help me. Just keep eating. That’s fine. | |
| [05:13] | Hey, man, it’s a party. I’m not here to work. | |
| [05:16] | I’m here for the ladies. There are gonna be ladies here, aren’t there? | |
| [05:19] | Not just the same core group, ’cause that could limit my options. | |
| [05:22] | From what, zero to zero? | |
| [05:24] | That’s funny. Hey, who’s this Chris girl, anyway? | |
| [05:28] | She’s an old friend of mine. | |
| [05:29] | Yeah, Megan, uh, grew up with her brother. | |
| [05:32] | I grew up with her sister. Do you listen to anything, ever? | |
| [05:36] | Hey, is she cute? | |
| [05:37] | Not really. | |
| [05:39] | Hey! | |
| [05:41] | Oh, you’re very wrong about yourself. | |
| [05:43] | Oh, I hope you don’t mind, I let myself in. | |
| [05:46] | She’s engaged. For now. Gimme some time. | |
| [05:50] | Oh, can you believe it’s been four years? | |
| [05:53] | I know! Oh, this is… That’s Felicity and Noel and Richard, | |
| [05:57] | and this hovering slob is my boyfriend. | |
| [05:58] | I am so excited to meet you… | |
| [06:00] | Both of us being filmmakers, and everything. | |
| [06:01] | Oh, really? You’re a filmmaker? | |
| [06:04] | You said you told her that I was a filmmaker! I forgot. | |
| [06:07] | I’m a documentarian. Ok. We’re gonna watch his movie later. | |
| [06:09] | Congratulations. On the engagement? Thanks. | |
| [06:13] | So you knew Megan pre-goth? | |
| [06:14] | I knew Megan pre-a-lot-of-things. | |
| [06:16] | Wait, I have to know. Sundance, was it amazing? | |
| [06:19] | Can we just give her a break, please? She just got here. Ok. | |
| [06:21] | Actually, I could use a bathroom. Oh, yeah, ok. | |
| [06:24] | Ok, but don’t take too long. The cam’s plugged in, the popcorn’s popped. | |
| [06:27] | She’s pretty into me. | |
| [06:29] | Hey, Noel, can I ask you a favor real quick? | |
| [06:31] | Could you go talk to Elena for me? She’s here? | |
| [06:34] | Yeah, she’s in the bed, really depressed about Tracy. | |
| [06:36] | I’ve already tried to talk to her. You lived with her a year. | |
| [06:39] | Could you just say something to her? | |
| [06:42] | All right. | |
| [06:45] | (Thunder rumbles) | |
| [06:52] | Hey. Chavez is playing tonight at the knitting factory. | |
| [06:55] | Do you wanna go? It’d be a great excuse not to watch Sean’s movie. | |
| [06:59] | Yeah, that sounds like fun. I should just study, though. | |
| [07:03] | Oh, yeah. How’s it going? Are the cards helping? | |
| [07:06] | Oh, yeah, they’re fine. It’s just a lot to remember. | |
| [07:10] | You’re gonna be fine. It’s gonna be great. Yeah. | |
| [07:14] | I can come in here if you want some company. Bring my sketches and… | |
| [07:17] | No, it’s fine. You should go see the band. | |
| [07:20] | You know what? I’m just gonna stay around here. | |
| [07:22] | But if you need anything, just holler. | |
| [07:25] | Ok. | Ok. |
| [07:26] | (Laughs) thanks. Bye. | |
| [07:29] | I was basically the creative force behind the documentary. | |
| [07:32] | Oh, I’m excited to see it. | |
| [07:34] | Ok, for the record, you probably shouldn’t listen to a word Richard says. | |
| [07:39] | (All laughing) | |
| [07:40] | There’s a comedian in the house. Where? | |
| [07:46] | Hi, Felicity. | |
| [07:48] | Hi. | |
| [07:49] | So, hey, uh, what’s wrong with Ben? | |
| [07:52] | Oh, nothing, he’s just worried about his poli sci class. | |
| [07:56] | Ah. Yeah, he seems a little stressed out. | |
| [07:59] | Or, to use his favorite term, he’s being a dick. | |
| [08:03] | He’s just worried about this test. Right, yeah. | |
| [08:06] | You know what? I’ll be right back. Ok. | |
| [08:14] | What? We’re just hangin’ out. | |
| [08:16] | What did Elena say? Nothing. I haven’t talked to her yet. | |
| [08:19] | Noel! Whatever. I will. Avery just got here. I had to get her a drink. | |
| [08:24] | I’ll go do it. | |
| [08:32] | Hey. | |
| [08:33] | Hey. | |
| [08:36] | How’s it coming? | |
| [08:40] | I just thought I’d check in. | |
| [08:42] | Well, thanks. Thank you. | |
| [08:46] | ‘Kay. | |
| [08:49] | What is wrong with Tracy? I’m smart, right? | |
| [08:54] | (Sighs) definitely. | |
| [08:57] | Funny and nice? | |
| [08:59] | Yes and yes. | |
| [09:01] | Then what is it? I mean, what I’m tryin’ to say | |
| [09:04] | is that I’ve got it goin’ on, right? | |
| [09:06] | I mean, there’s gotta be some reason that Tracy dumped me. | |
| [09:09] | Your boobs. What?! | |
| [09:12] | Oh, come on, I’m kidding. Get your ass outta bed. Let’s go. Come on. | |
| [09:15] | Maybe you’re right. Maybe my boobs are too small. Dear god. | |
| [09:20] | No, you shoulda saw that girl that he was with. It was all about her chest. | |
| [09:24] | Yeah? She had big t… | |
| [09:26] | You see? That’s all guys care about! | |
| [09:28] | No, it’s not. You’ve been readin’ too many of these magazines. | |
| [09:30] | What is that? | |
| [09:32] | I’m gonna prove to you that having a c cup | |
| [09:34] | would make all the difference in the world. | |
| [09:35] | It would change my life. | |
| [09:37] | Ok, well, when you and your boobs are ready to come out, | |
| [09:40] | the normal people will be in there. | |
| [09:44] | (Thunder rumbling, sirens blaring) | |
| [09:48] | Ok, Elena will be out in a minute. Good, thanks. | |
| [09:51] | Do we know where Megan and Chris are? I’m only showing this masterpiece to a capacity crowd. | |
| [09:55] | Hey, hey, you’re not gonna sketch during the entire movie, are ya? | |
| [09:58] | Hey, Avery, are you coming? Yeah, I’ll be right there. | |
| [10:05] | Hey. Hi. | |
| [10:07] | Hey, you know what you said about knowing that guy? | |
| [10:10] | Yeah. You want me to call him? | |
| [10:13] | Well, if it’s as bad as you say it is… Yeah, you have no idea. | |
| [10:18] | Then it’s just a phone call. | |
| [10:20] | Ok. (Elevator dings) | |
| [10:26] | So Sean seems nice. Oh, god. | |
| [10:29] | Wait’ll you get to know him. He is such a pain in my ass, I swear. | |
| [10:34] | It’s really good to see you. Do you like the new look? | |
| [10:38] | I think the goth works for you. Thanks. | |
| [10:41] | You know what? We gotta go back in there. | |
| [10:44] | He’s gonna start freaking out. He wants to show his movie and everything. | |
| [10:47] | Wait, wait, wait a minute. Just wait a minute. | |
| [10:51] | Megan… Yes? | |
| [10:54] | (Exhales) do you ever think about that summer anymore? | |
| [10:58] | I have. Yeah, whenever I hear “the macarena,” which is rare. | |
| [11:02] | So that’s good. (Laughing) | |
| [11:04] | I’m… I’m serious. | |
| [11:09] | Um… sometimes. Yeah. | |
| [11:15] | It’s amazing. | |
| [11:16] | The beginning of that summer, you were just Becky’s friend. | |
| [11:21] | And by September… | |
| [11:25] | There was no one I felt closer to. | |
| [11:27] | Well… yeah. I’m just… | |
| [11:32] | I’m happy for you now, you and Gary. | |
| [11:38] | Um, maybe it’s just me… | |
| [11:41] | Maybe I’m just idealizing our entire relationship. | |
| [11:45] | I-I wouldn’t really call it a relationship. | |
| [11:49] | (Thunder rumbles) | |
| [11:52] | What about that last night? | |
| [11:56] | Well, um, I mean… | |
| [12:00] | Yeah, that was… | |
| [12:02] | It was amazing. | |
| [12:07] | And we just never talked about it. | |
| [12:11] | I mean, tell me if you didn’t think it was amazing. | |
| [12:16] | I… it was… It was four years ago. | |
| [12:22] | It was one summer and just one night. | |
| [12:33] | I was in love with you then. | |
| [12:35] | (Sighs) | |
| [12:39] | And I think I still am. | |
| [12:44] | (Thunder crashing) | |
| [12:51] | What happened? | |
| [12:53] | The storm must’ve knocked out the power. | |
| [12:55] | (Clattering) | |
| [12:58] | I’m good. I’m fine. No reason for panic. | |
| [13:01] | Ok, I found a candle. | |
| [13:04] | The recording at coned said that most of downtown Manhattan’s blacked out. | |
| [13:06] | (Richard) good, we don’t have to watch the movie! | |
| [13:08] | (Sean) no, the show’s gonna go on. We got eight hours’ worth of batteries. | |
| [13:11] | Everybody, it’s gonna be fine. | |
| [13:13] | What, on that miniature screen? Yep. | |
| [13:16] | (Rumbling continues) | |
| [13:20] | This is kinda fun, though, isn’t it? Oh, yeah. | |
| [13:23] | Hey, are you ok? No, not really. | |
| [13:38] | So I was thinkin’ that we could maybe go outside. | |
| [13:41] | There’s this great place I know where we can see the stars. | |
| [13:44] | I don’t know, with the blackout, it’s probably pretty nice. | |
| [13:47] | Oh, that’s sweet. Yeah. But I’m ok staying here. | |
| [13:49] | Yeah, well, that was my backup plan. | |
| [13:52] | Stay here… By myself. | |
| [13:56] | She’s like putty in your hands. | |
| [13:58] | Richard, would you shut your pie hole, please? | |
| [14:01] | Noel, Noel, is your laptop… Is it recharged? Yeah. | |
| [14:04] | (Snaps fingers) Ok. Ok, great. Perfect. | |
| [14:08] | Hey, I thought you were studying. Hey. | |
| [14:10] | I can’t study in a blackout. Come here. (Squeals, giggles) | |
| [14:16] | Plus, you know, I’m feeling better about the test. I think I’ll be ok. | |
| [14:20] | You are? That’s great. Yeah. | |
| [14:22] | So does that mean we can sneak away and not watch the movie? | |
| [14:26] | (Sean) hey, I heard that! Sorry. | |
| [14:28] | Noel, this screen is perfect. You’re a savior, man. | |
| [14:30] | Great. Sorry, everyone. | |
| [14:33] | This is only gonna take a minute. I just gotta plug the camera in. | |
| [14:37] | Chris, you gotta know, this is a rough cut. She knows what that… | |
| [14:41] | Now where the hell’d they go? | |
| [14:44] | Are you even gonna respond to what I said? | |
| [14:46] | Chris, you are being a total freak! | |
| [14:49] | Do you even hear yourself? You’re about to get married. | |
| [14:51] | Look, Gary’s great. He’s sweet and generous, and he’s… | |
| [14:55] | You know, this really sucks. | |
| [14:58] | You can’t just show up here and throw all this stuff at me. | |
| [15:02] | If I had done this back then, | |
| [15:04] | would it have made a difference? | |
| [15:07] | No. Stop it. I don’t know. | |
| [15:10] | I’m about to make the biggest commitment of my life, | |
| [15:13] | and all I can think about is you. | |
| [15:16] | This may sound nuts, but everything reminds me of you… of us. | |
| [15:21] | Chris… I just wish I could know | |
| [15:24] | what would’ve happened back then between us | |
| [15:26] | if I hadn’t left. | |
| [15:29] | I-I’m with Sean now. And you’re happy? | |
| [15:33] | Hey, come on! Quit yappin’ and get out here. It’s show time. Let’s go! | |
| [15:44] | Um, what’s that? | |
| [15:46] | Um, it’s an everything sandwich. Everything in the fridge in a sandwich. | |
| [15:49] | It’s all gonna spoil anyway, so I’m doing you guys a favor. | |
| [15:53] | What is that?! Is it… Is it too much? | |
| [15:55] | Not if you’re nursing triplets. I’m gonna prove to you that you were right. | |
| [15:59] | You’re being ridiculous, ok? I was… I was joking. I mean… | |
| [16:03] | (Richard) hey, where’s that popcorn at? | |
| [16:08] | Did you cut your hair? | |
| [16:09] | No. | |
| [16:10] | You look different. | |
| [16:12] | Ah, good different or bad different? | |
| [16:14] | Definitely good. | |
| [16:18] | Seriously. | |
| [16:24] | It’s the boobs. | |
| [16:26] | This is ridiculous. You cannot base anything on Richard! | |
| [16:29] | You were right. Just deal with it. | |
| [16:31] | Just un-enhance yourself, ok? No! | |
| [16:35] | I might get implants. Yeah, well, I can’t listen to you anymore. | |
| [16:41] | (Noel) I got married! | |
| [16:42] | You got what?! | |
| [16:43] | Yeah, Natalie and I, we got married. | |
| [16:45] | So this whole section’s the “love & sex” section of the film. | |
| [16:50] | I’m gonna have some really cool music there. Funk, but with an edge. | |
| [16:54] | Like Marvin gaye meets the who. Is that even possible? | |
| [16:57] | I’m sorry. Were you speaking? | |
| [16:59] | Anyhoo, you know what I’m talkin’ about, right? | |
| [17:01] | Oh, definitely. | |
| [17:03] | I knew I liked you. | |
| [17:05] | (Ben speaking indistinctly) …I told them to mind their own business. | |
| [17:11] | (Felicity) an intervention. (Sean) For Noel? | |
| [17:15] | Megan, by the way, is a big fan of yours. Sean… | |
| [17:18] | She hasn’t stopped talking about you since she found out you were coming. | |
| [17:21] | I have to pee. | |
| [17:27] | This… this is great. This is fantastic. | |
| [17:30] | Look at the graphics. How do those work for you? Oh, they’re fine. | |
| [17:33] | Good? Yeah. Great, yeah. | |
| [17:35] | ‘Cause if they suck, seriously, you can totally blame Noel. | |
| [17:37] | Thanks, man. Hey. | |
| [17:41] | Um… people are walking out on us. | |
| [17:45] | Oh, look at this! | |
| [17:46] | (Thunder rumbling) | |
| [18:01] | (Whispering) you never told Sean, did you. | |
| [18:03] | (Whispering) no. | |
| [18:06] | He’d freak out. | |
| [18:09] | I don’t know what I was thinking… | |
| [18:11] | When I told you about me and Chris… Was I drunk? | |
| [18:13] | Yeah, you were pretty drunk. | |
| [18:20] | She wants to know if there’s anything left between us. | |
| [18:23] | Is there? | |
| [18:28] | (Whispering) Megan! | |
| [18:30] | I was… I was impressionable. | |
| [18:35] | And I’m confused. | |
| [18:38] | And I have to pee. | |
| [18:47] | (Door closes) | |
| [18:53] | (Sighs) | |
| [19:11] | Did you have any luck? | |
| [19:13] | He has all the tests from the last three years. How much is it? | |
| [19:17] | Don’t worry about it. Avery, no… | |
| [19:19] | It’s ok. He’s waiting for you to call him. | |
| [19:22] | Ok, let’s do it outside. | |
| [19:28] | Are you serious? This is gonna bomb! | |
| [19:30] | I’m supposed to block the door? | |
| [19:32] | (Conversation continues) | |
| [19:41] | (Whispering) Ben is cheating with Avery. | |
| [19:43] | What? Yeah, I just heard ’em in the hallway. | |
| [19:47] | They’re cheating? Not cheating cheating, but on a test… like a copy. | |
| [19:51] | I don’t even know how she found out about it. | |
| [19:54] | Ever since Avery, Ben is withholding stuff from me and telling her instead. | |
| [19:57] | At first I thought I was paranoid, but now I know it’s true. | |
| [20:00] | I can’t believe you’re dating her. No, we’re not dating. | |
| [20:03] | You hang out. You’ve had sex. That’s called dating. | |
| [20:08] | You know, I just want to deal with that. Excuse me. | |
| [20:12] | Hey, can I talk to you for a second? Mm-hmm. | |
| [20:22] | I don’t want this to come out sounding harsh, | |
| [20:25] | but I don’t think it’s gonna work between us. | |
| [20:28] | Oh. Yeah. | |
| [20:30] | Ok. Um, I understand. | |
| [20:34] | You understand? Yeah. | |
| [20:37] | Were you just using me to get close to Ben? | |
| [20:40] | What? That’s a horrible thing to say. | |
| [20:45] | Richard and I chose all the girls. | |
| [20:47] | Yeah, like her, miss January. | |
| [20:49] | She was unbelievable. Loved her. | |
| [20:51] | This calendar was a juggernaut. Yeah, it really was. | |
| [20:54] | The “love & sex” section seems long, but sex sells. That’s what I’ve heard. | |
| [20:59] | There he is. Mr. October. | |
| [21:01] | I gotta go. How’s that? | |
| [21:05] | (Richard) come on. | |
| [21:07] | That was her ex. So Megan chose all the guys. | |
| [21:13] | Can you see me ok? I’ve got a really nice butt. | |
| [21:16] | I’m tellin’ you, she had a blast. | |
| [21:18] | Too much fun doing it, right? | |
| [21:20] | You know what? I’m gonna find Megan. | |
| [21:22] | Really? Yeah. | |
| [21:24] | I can pause this… ok. No, that’s ok. I’ll be right back. | |
| [21:29] | So I’m gonna go. | |
| [21:31] | You’re gonna what? | |
| [21:32] | See you later. | |
| [21:35] | Can anyone sit through this entire film, please? | |
| [21:39] | Where is Megan, anyway? This is ridiculous. | |
| [21:42] | (Megan laughing) | |
| [21:45] | This reminds me of that party at Jonah trilling’s house. | |
| [21:47] | We hid in the bathroom the whole time! (Giggling) | |
| [21:50] | And then Jonah got really sick. | |
| [21:52] | Oh, my god, yeah. What a dick. On my expensive shoes. | |
| [21:56] | I know. Oh, god. | |
| [22:01] | I was afraid that | |
| [22:03] | when I told you I was still interested, | |
| [22:06] | that you’d just laugh at me or tell me I was crazy. | |
| [22:12] | You haven’t done that. | |
| [22:20] | Hello. | |
| [22:25] | Are you spying on me? | |
| [22:30] | What is going on? | |
| [22:38] | What’s up? What’s going on? | |
| [22:40] | I was in the hall before, and I-I heard you and Avery | |
| [22:46] | talking about getting that test. | |
| [22:49] | Oh. | |
| [22:54] | What? I mean, it’s not a big deal. | |
| [22:57] | Every frat has ’em. You just find ’em on the computer. | |
| [23:01] | So if it’s not a big deal, why didn’t you tell me about it? | |
| [23:09] | ‘Cause it’s embarrassing. | |
| [23:11] | But you’re not embarrassed to talk to Avery about it? | |
| [23:14] | Why do you confide in her? I wasn’t confiding in her. | |
| [23:17] | I don’t know what else she’s telling you, but you don’t have to cheat. | |
| [23:19] | Look, maybe I’m not as smart as you. | |
| [23:22] | Maybe I can’t miss a semesterh | |
| [23:24] | then pass a class with two days of studying. | |
| [23:27] | Maybe I’m just stupid. | |
| [23:29] | Ben, where are you going? Ben… | |
| [23:37] | Ben. | |
| [23:39] | Hey. | |
| [23:41] | What are you doin’? | |
| [23:47] | Waiting for you. | |
| [23:54] | It was one night. | |
| [23:56] | You spent one night together? It was a romantic night! | |
| [23:59] | It was four years ago! | |
| [24:01] | Maybe, but you know what? I just walked in on the sequel. | |
| [24:03] | You’re being so ridiculous. Ridiculous?! You know what’s ridiculous? | |
| [24:06] | You keeping this a secret from me! | |
| [24:08] | I didn’t see a reason to tell you. Really! You know what? | |
| [24:11] | If I had one romantic night with a friend who had a penis, | |
| [24:14] | I think you’d probably want to know about that! | |
| [24:16] | Not really! When were you going to tell me you’re gay? | |
| [24:18] | When were you gonna load that on me? | |
| [24:20] | I didn’t tell you because I knew you’d overreact! | |
| [24:23] | Overreact. Ok, over… overreact, you’re gay! | |
| [24:28] | Which would be great if you weren’t my girlfriend! I am not gay, Sean! | |
| [24:32] | It was one night, it was an experiment, and it was four years ago! | |
| [24:35] | What the hell’s going on? Who are you, Megan? | |
| [24:40] | You lied to me, then you almost… almost cheated on me, | |
| [24:43] | and now I find out that you may or may not be straight? | |
| [24:45] | Straight! which is, you know, a really important fact | |
| [24:47] | that I would have loved to have known before about my girlfriend! | |
| [24:50] | Don’t worry, because you don’t have a girlfriend anymore. | |
| [24:53] | I may not, but do you? | |
| [25:01] | Oh, great, a connection to the outside world. Go away. | |
| [25:05] | What? Con ed has a web site, and I can’t watch any more of the documentary. | |
| [25:09] | Wow. Wow. Those are fantastic breasts! What is this? | |
| [25:12] | It’s a web site for women who want breast enlargements. | |
| [25:15] | It tells you everything, like all the possibilities, | |
| [25:17] | the price and that sorta thing. | |
| [25:19] | I gotta add this to my favorite places. | |
| [25:22] | You’re disgusting. Just like before when you wouldn’t stop checking me out. | |
| [25:25] | What? You looked nice. Healthier. | |
| [25:29] | This is the only reason you paid me any attention. Kleenex? | |
| [25:34] | These were my breasts. Looks like you got the flu. | |
| [25:38] | Thanks for proving my point that all men are superficial pigs. | |
| [25:41] | Yeah. Anytime. Can I look at this for a second? | |
| [25:45] | These are… Now that looks familiar. | |
| [25:49] | Not the right one, but the left one. (Sighs) | |
| [25:52] | (Noel) Now that’s me, and that’s Natalie. | |
| [25:53] | It was ridiculous. Yeah. | |
| [25:56] | And then, uh, look, slot machine. | |
| [26:00] | I don’t know. And there we are. | |
| [26:03] | (Continues chatting) | |
| [26:08] | Hey. | |
| [26:11] | Is it me, or does tonight seem like a crazy night? | |
| [26:14] | Pretty crazy night. | |
| [26:16] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [26:18] | Ben just left. He was pretty upset. | |
| [26:22] | About Avery? | |
| [26:24] | Yeah. | |
| [26:27] | When we were going out, | |
| [26:29] | did you think I was difficult to talk to? | |
| [26:32] | I mean… you know, hard to tell things to? | |
| [26:37] | Are you kidding? You’re the easiest person in the world to talk to. | |
| [26:40] | Really? By far. | |
| [26:45] | Yeah. But that’s you. | |
| [26:48] | Ben’s a whole different thing. | |
| [26:51] | (Sighs) | |
| [26:55] | What? | |
| [26:58] | There’s something I want to show you. | |
| [27:35] | Sean ok? | |
| [27:36] | (Exhales) | |
| [27:39] | Sean’s a pig. | |
| [27:42] | We just broke up. | |
| [27:45] | Oh. | |
| [27:50] | Is that good for me? | |
| [27:54] | No. It’s good for me. | |
| [28:01] | We break up all the time. | |
| [28:05] | We always get back together. | |
| [28:08] | And this time, when we did it again, | |
| [28:12] | I realized I can’t wait to make up with him. | |
| [28:20] | Because I love Sean. | |
| [28:24] | (Laughs) I love guys. | |
| [28:28] | I wish I didn’t. They’re such idiots. | |
| [28:36] | There goes my prenuptial fling. | |
| [28:46] | Do you really think that you should be having a prenuptial anything? | |
| [28:53] | I mean, forget about me. | |
| [28:57] | Is marrying this guy really | |
| [28:59] | the way you want to spend the rest of your life? | |
| [29:09] | My testimony will determine how long James goes to jail. | |
| [29:13] | And the whole thing’s tomorrow? Yeah. It’s called a victim impact statement. | |
| [29:19] | Well, do you know what they’re going to ask you? | |
| [29:23] | I think they’re going to ask me questions | |
| [29:25] | about how the crime affected my life. | |
| [29:28] | Just tell the truth. You don’t have to protect James. | |
| [29:31] | Yeah. | |
| [29:33] | I’ll tell them about the operation and the rehab | |
| [29:36] | and the three months of school that I missed | |
| [29:39] | that I’m going to have to make up somehow. | |
| [29:41] | And meeting you. Yeah. Don’t think that’s what they’re looking for. | |
| [29:47] | Well if they want to know how my life’s been affected, | |
| [29:49] | that’s how it’s been affected. | |
| [30:00] | It’s been one hell of a premiere. | |
| [30:03] | Hey, Sean, do you remember the interview you did with Ben | |
| [30:06] | a couple of weeks ago at the loft? | |
| [30:08] | Is that still on here? | |
| [30:10] | Yeah. It’s near the end. | |
| [30:12] | Ok. | |
| [30:24] | Megan ever come on to you? What? | |
| [30:27] | You know, like a kiss or a look in the shower? Uh, no! | |
| [30:34] | Ok. | |
| [30:36] | Remember when Hanna showed up and I-I pushed you away, | |
| [30:39] | and then you went to bed with Eli? | |
| [30:41] | Yeah. | |
| [30:43] | Uh, well, when you were with Eli, you know how I was. | |
| [30:46] | And… and Sean showed me this interview that you did | |
| [30:49] | where you said some great things about me, | |
| [30:51] | and it sort of put everything in perspective, so… | |
| [30:53] | You want to know if I’m tired of being with Felicity? | |
| [30:56] | No, ok? I’m not. | |
| [30:58] | I mean, she’s tough, but that’s a good thing. (Sean) Why? | |
| [31:02] | Because… she has these standards. | |
| [31:06] | And she pushes me, | and she pushes me, |
| [31:08] | and I overreact and I get pissed off at her. | |
| [31:11] | But then the next day I always realize that she’s right. | |
| [31:13] | Always. that’s why I love her. | |
| [31:21] | Can you please not tell her I said that? | |
| [31:24] | Can you erase that, please? | |
| [31:26] | (Sean) Absolutely. Your secret’s safe with me. | |
| [31:29] | (Recording stops) | |
| [31:36] | Thank you. | |
| [31:58] | You ever been to Seattle? | |
| [32:02] | Oh, now, those are nice. | |
| [32:04] | Richard! You’ve liked every pair. What? | |
| [32:07] | Well, yeah! They’re breasts. What do you expect? | |
| [32:10] | This is impossible! | |
| [32:14] | Of course it is. | |
| [32:15] | I mean, Elena, | |
| [32:17] | this is impossible because you don’t need these. | |
| [32:21] | I mean, these are fun to look at, I think I’ve proven that, | |
| [32:24] | but this is a computer… It’s not real. | |
| [32:26] | Seriously, do you want to spend eight grand on something so stupid? | |
| [32:30] | On something that perverts like me can download at will, any time? | |
| [32:33] | I mean, look at you. These things are perfect. | |
| [32:37] | Hi-yah! | |
| [32:40] | Geez! Ahh! | |
| [32:46] | Wow. South Hampton. | |
| [32:47] | Yeah. My mom and dad have a place there on the water. | |
| [32:50] | It’s gorgeous. It’s really relaxing. You should come. | |
| [32:54] | (Laughs) | |
| [32:57] | Yeah, that sounds great, but, uh, I can’t. | |
| [33:00] | Are you saying that because you don’t want to | |
| [33:02] | or because you have a girlfriend? | |
| [33:07] | Tell you what. I’m gonna let you think about that. | |
| [33:10] | I’m going to go to the bathroom. Ok. | |
| [33:18] | (Knock on door) | |
| [33:29] | Hi. Hey. | |
| [33:31] | Listen, can we talk about this? I mean, we can work this out… | |
| [33:34] | Yes, we can talk about this. Yes. | |
| [33:35] | (Door opens) | |
| [33:38] | (Exhales heavily) | |
| [33:41] | Oh. | |
| [33:45] | What’s going on? There’s nothing going on. | |
| [33:47] | I was just helping… Helping Avery | |
| [33:49] | with her victim statement for tomorrow, that’s it. | |
| [33:52] | I’m going to go. | |
| [34:04] | Felicity, there’s nothing going on. | |
| [34:06] | Oh, my god. I mean, I came here to apologize to you. | |
| [34:10] | I told you, I was helping her with her victim statement… That’s it. | |
| [34:14] | Yeah, just the two of you, sitting alone in the dark. | |
| [34:16] | We’re not in the dark. There’s a blackout! | |
| [34:18] | What is going on with you two? You have this whole thing! | |
| [34:21] | I don’t have a thing with her, ok? | |
| [34:22] | I was helping her. I don’t have a thing! | |
| [34:24] | Yeah, like she’s helping you cheat? | |
| [34:25] | Look, I don’t want to cheat; I have to cheat. | |
| [34:28] | What are you talking about? No, you don’t. | |
| [34:30] | Yes, I do, all right? I’m on probation. | |
| [34:33] | I’m on academic probation. | |
| [34:34] | If I fail this test, I fail the class, then I get expelled. | |
| [34:37] | All right? Since when? | |
| [34:41] | Since last year. | |
| [34:43] | You knew this for a year. You haven’t told me for a year? | |
| [34:46] | I haven’t told you. I haven’t told anybody. | |
| [34:48] | I didn’t want anybody to know, ok? God! | |
| [34:51] | What is that? What? | |
| [34:54] | Is that the watch she gave you? | |
| [34:57] | Yes! I’m wearing the watch. She asked me to try it on. | |
| [34:59] | Please, don’t make a big deal about it. | |
| [35:01] | Keep the watch. Help Avery. I don’t care anymore. | |
| [35:11] | (Door slams) | |
| [35:32] | I’ve been awake for an hour. | |
| [35:34] | Was I snoring? | |
| [35:37] | No. | |
| [35:39] | Oh. Was Elena? | |
| [35:41] | Sometimes she talks. | |
| [35:44] | It’s so annoying. | |
| [35:45] | No. | |
| [35:48] | It was just me. | |
| [35:53] | Are you thinking about Gary? | |
| [35:56] | Ending something with a boyfriend | |
| [36:00] | or a girlfriend, | |
| [36:02] | it’s such a hard thing to do. | |
| [36:07] | But ending something with a fiancé… | |
| [36:10] | So, you’re going to do it? | |
| [36:18] | But what words do I use? | |
| [36:20] | How do you even start that conversation? | |
| [36:34] | Hey. | Hey. |
| [36:36] | How was the sofa? | |
| [36:39] | Lumpy, but thanks. The power’s back. | |
| [36:41] | Yeah, I know. All the clocks are flashing. Yeah. | |
| [36:45] | So, uh, I’ve been up all night thinking. | |
| [36:49] | Maybe my time in New York is over. | |
| [36:53] | What? | |
| [36:54] | Yeah. This Seattle Internet thing… | |
| [36:57] | Um, sounds pretty serious. They like me, so… | |
| [37:01] | Wow, so you’d really… You’d move to Seattle? | |
| [37:04] | Yeah, maybe. I mean, why not? | |
| [37:09] | What’s wrong? | |
| [37:13] | I just… | |
| [37:16] | Ben and I got into a huge fight last night. | |
| [37:22] | What happened? | |
| [37:25] | Avery happened. | |
| [37:28] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [37:32] | I’m just afraid that… I don’t know. | |
| [37:37] | There’s just something about this girl. She’s just… | |
| [37:42] | She and Ben have this whole thing together, and… I don’t know. | |
| [37:47] | They have this connection between them. | |
| [37:52] | I don’t know if I can compete with that. | |
| [37:54] | Come on. There’s no way that Ben could like Avery. | |
| [37:58] | What are you talking about? You slept with her. | |
| [38:01] | Yeah, but I’m such a slut. | |
| [38:07] | Yeah, I don’t know. | |
| [38:09] | I mean, you’re moving to Seattle. Everything sucks. | |
| [38:12] | Seattle? No. | |
| [38:14] | No, I didn’t… did I say I was? I’m not moving to Seattle. | |
| [38:18] | No, I didn’t even mean to say it; It was a… no. | |
| [38:21] | I mean, do you know how much it rains there? A lot. | |
| [38:25] | And… and Bill Gates lives in Seattle, and we can’t, obviously. | |
| [38:28] | We can’t live in the same town. So that’s… that’s out. | |
| [38:32] | And… and Jimi Hendrix is from there, but so is Kenny g. | |
| [38:36] | And that nullifies the whole Hendrix vote. | |
| [38:38] | So, um, no. Nuh-uh. | |
| [38:50] | I’m sad. | |
| [38:54] | (Whispers) you’re sad. | |
| [38:56] | I know. | |
| [39:07] | Hey. | |
| [39:08] | I came to apologize. | |
| [39:12] | Um, sometimes my self-defense training kicks in a little fast. | |
| [39:16] | You’re not going to hit me again, are ya? | |
| [39:18] | Is this some kind of trojan horse move? | |
| [39:20] | No. Even though you grabbed my boobs, | |
| [39:23] | I shouldn’t have hit you like that. | |
| [39:25] | So, here. | |
| [39:26] | What the hell’s that? I brought you a breakfast muffin. | |
| [39:30] | Why? | |
| [39:32] | I don’t know. I-I felt like I should bring you something. | |
| [39:36] | Let me see your nose. It’s fine. Hey! | |
| [39:38] | No, let me see it, I’m a pre-med student! | |
| [39:41] | Well, don’t touch it. It’s really killing me. | |
| [39:43] | I mean, you pack quite a wallop! | |
| [39:45] | (Chuckles) | |
| [39:48] | Um… | |
| [39:52] | I’ve been thinking about what you said. About your mammaries? | |
| [39:56] | Yeah. Um, I’m keeping ’em. | |
| [40:00] | If Tracy broke up with me because of my boobs, then he’s not worth it, | |
| [40:04] | and if he broke up with me for another reason… | |
| [40:07] | That’s his loss. Trust me. | |
| [40:10] | Thanks. | |
| [40:13] | Um, if you’re not going to eat that… | |
| [40:15] | No, I’m eating it! | |
| [40:17] | (Laughs) all right. Bye. | |
| [40:21] | I’ll see you, then. | |
| [40:23] | Ok. See ya. | |
| [40:29] | Smells good. | |
| [40:31] | You know what I was thinking? We could do like a spin-off. | |
| [40:34] | What if someone actually… Actually buys Georgia? | |
| [40:37] | Like that old lady you drew… I love that character. | |
| [40:39] | Can we talk about “loser pet store” later? Yeah, sure. | |
| [40:43] | You want to go to a movie or something? Uh… yeah. | |
| [40:46] | Let’s find a… paper. | |
| [40:50] | I’ll check the times. | |
| [40:55] | Oh, god… What? | |
| [40:58] | Ben’s over there. I just don’t want to see him. | |
| [41:02] | A little late now. | |
| [41:04] | Hey. | Hey. |
| [41:06] | Uh, can I talk to you for a second? | |
| [41:08] | You know, I really don’t feel like talking right now. | |
| [41:11] | I think we’re going to go see a movie. | |
| [41:28] | (Beeping) | |
| [41:30] | Sean, I’m really sorry. Mm-hmm. | |
| [41:34] | I don’t care about her like that, and she knows it. | |
| [41:37] | She left this morning. She’s gone? | |
| [41:40] | Yeah. | |
| [41:44] | (Sighs) you still want to break up with me? | |
| [41:47] | No. No? | |
| [41:53] | Because if you ever want to bring a female third party | |
| [41:56] | into the bedroom, for one night or something… | |
| [41:58] | Sean! | |
| [41:59] | It’s a bad idea, you’re right. | |
| [42:02] | No, I’m just saying, if you wanted that, | |
| [42:04] | you should’ve told me before Chris left. | |
| [42:06] | What? Really? | |
| [42:10] | No, not really! Oh. | |
| [42:15] | (Laughing) | |
| [42:16] | I took a shot! | |
| [42:30] | Hey! | |
| [42:33] | Hi. | |
| [42:34] | Hi. You just had your thing. Yeah. | |
| [42:36] | How’d it go? | |
| [42:38] | Good. It was fine. | |
| [42:40] | Good. | |
| [42:43] | I just wanted to see how it went. | |
| [42:46] | How was your exam? | |
| [42:48] | Um, it was fine. It was… it was ok. | |
| [42:51] | Thanks. Did oren help? | |
| [42:53] | Yeah, those things really helped a lot. | |
| [42:55] | (Chuckles) actually, I didn’t use them at all. | |
| [42:59] | I threw them out. | |
| [43:00] | Wow. You still think you did ok? | |
| [43:03] | I don’t know. We’ll see. It’s a gamble. | |
| [43:08] | You know, I really think you’d like it. | |
| [43:14] | What? | |
| [43:15] | South Hampton. |