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| [00:04] | Previously on Felicity… | |
| [00:05] | Honey, for your first time, | |
| [00:07] | all I can say is, “oh, my god.” | |
| [00:11] | (Laughs) | |
| [00:14] | Uh-huh. | |
| [00:17] | He pulled a gun on you? Are you kiddin’ me? | |
| [00:18] | He had no idea that it was me. He was really, really high. | |
| [00:21] | That doesn’t matter. That’s not an excuse, Molly. | |
| [00:23] | Get your things. You’re coming with me. | |
| [00:25] | She doesn’t want to go! This is not your problem! | |
| [00:28] | (Molly) I can’t just walk away from him. | |
| [00:34] | Here? | |
| [00:35] | Um, a little to the left. | |
| [00:37] | How’s this? This is good. | |
| [00:38] | That’s perfect right there. Thank you. | |
| [00:40] | Hey, you guys. These fliers are great. | |
| [00:43] | Um, but what does “cocktail attire” mean exactly? | |
| [00:48] | Um, dressy but not so dressy. | |
| [00:51] | Oh. Well, I wish I felt like celebratin’. | |
| [00:53] | Come on, it’s Christmas. | |
| [00:55] | I feel like such an idiot. Going back with James, that was just so stupid. | |
| [00:59] | Wait a second. You realized that was the wrong decision | |
| [01:01] | and you left, and you’re back in rehab. | |
| [01:04] | Yeah, I know. | |
| [01:05] | And Sean’s better. We survived finals. We should all celebrate. | |
| [01:10] | Hey, when do you guys go to Florida? | |
| [01:12] | Um, Monday, uh, if Sean can get us the car. | |
| [01:15] | He’s gonna get the car. We’re goin’. | |
| [01:16] | Unless my mom stays a day later, and then we’ll leave Tuesday. | |
| [01:19] | I’ve always wanted to go to Florida, | |
| [01:21] | ever since I saw Miami vice. | |
| [01:24] | I don’t think Florida is so much like Miami vice. | |
| [01:27] | Felicity. Mm-hmm? | |
| [01:31] | Um, do you realize I can actually see my reflection in this countertop? | |
| [01:35] | I know. I kind of cleaned up. I just wanted my mom to feel… | |
| [01:39] | Clean? Comfortable. | |
| [01:41] | (Phone rings) | |
| [01:43] | Hello? | |
| [01:46] | (No audio) | |
| [01:49] | Um, Molly’s not here. | |
| [01:54] | No, I’m… I’m not lying to you. | |
| [01:57] | Gimme the phone. Hey, it’s, uh, Ben. | |
| [02:01] | Yeah, she’s not here, ok? | |
| [02:04] | She’s not here. No. | |
| [02:07] | Listen to me. I really think it’d be a good idea | |
| [02:10] | if you just stopped calling here so much, ok? | |
| [02:13] | No, I’m not gonna argue with you. Listen to me. This is a waste of time. | |
| [02:16] | She’s gonna call you when she wants to call you. You understand me? | |
| [02:20] | Wh… he’s just… He’s crazy. Hang up on him. | |
| [02:24] | All right, just shut up for a second, ok? | |
| [02:27] | Calm down. Cal… | |
| [02:29] | Oh, that’s great. Thank you very much. Thank you. | |
| [02:32] | I don’t understand how you spent a second with that guy! | |
| [02:35] | The guy’s not just a crackhead or an addict or a dealer. | |
| [02:37] | He’s a total dick. No, I’m serious! | |
| [02:40] | If that guy didn’t have a gun, that would’ve been a whole different conversation! | |
| [02:44] | (Woman) hi, sweetheart. Hi. | |
| [02:46] | How long… Did you just get here? | |
| [02:49] | No, we came in somewhere between “crackhead” and “had a gun.” | |
| [02:52] | Hey. | |
| [02:55] | Um, this is Molly, and you remember Ben. | |
| [02:59] | Hey. | |
| [03:01] | Uh-huh. | |
| [03:09] | ♪ Can you become | |
| [03:12] | ♪ can you become | |
| [03:14] | ♪ a new version of you♪ | |
| [03:19] | ♪ new wallpaper | |
| [03:21] | ♪ new shoe leather | |
| [03:23] | ♪ a new way home | |
| [03:26] | ♪ I don’t remember | |
| [03:29] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [03:32] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
| [03:38] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [03:43] | ♪ I need a new version of me ♪ | |
| [03:57] | Congratulations. For what? | |
| [03:59] | Ice box. They love us. They want us to write the first episode? | |
| [04:02] | Yeah, “hans the turtle arrives at the pet store.” | |
| [04:05] | So what’s wrong? Are you sick? | |
| [04:08] | No, I’m just depressed. Why? They love us. | |
| [04:10] | I know. It’s christmastime, though, you know? | |
| [04:12] | Like holiday events, cocktail parties… | |
| [04:15] | Everyone has a girlfriend or a boyfriend, even my wife. | |
| [04:18] | Yeah, aren’t you supposed to be getting an annulment? | |
| [04:21] | Well, I called her about that last night, | |
| [04:24] | and, um, you know, she’s still in Germany, and, uh, Ludwig answered. | |
| [04:29] | He’s actually a nice guy. We talked for, like, a half an hour. | |
| [04:31] | Noel… | |
| [04:33] | Ok, enough about my life. What’s going on with you? | |
| [04:36] | Well, my mom’s in town. She stopped by this morning. | |
| [04:38] | Oh, that’s nice. Yeah. | |
| [04:41] | I’m-I’m just worried she doesn’t like Ben. | |
| [04:45] | Why not? What happened? | |
| [04:46] | Nothing really happened. | |
| [04:47] | I don’t know, it’s just this feeling I have. | |
| [04:50] | It could totally just be me. | |
| [04:53] | Oh, yeah, it’s probably you. | |
| [04:54] | It’s probably just me. Mm-hmm. | |
| [04:55] | But, listen, we’re having this Christmas party at the apartment, | |
| [04:58] | and you’re coming. | |
| [05:00] | Oh, good, great. I’ll bring Ludwig. | |
| [05:06] | (Door closes) | |
| [05:09] | Santa’s here and he’s got trees, baby. What? | |
| [05:11] | We’re sellin’ Christmas trees, man. | |
| [05:13] | Some of the money is goin’ to the free pizza fund. | |
| [05:16] | The extra toppings are killin’ me. | |
| [05:18] | Classic supply-and-demand economics. | |
| [05:19] | Each tree cost us, like, 14 bucks today. | |
| [05:21] | The three days before Christmas, | |
| [05:23] | we can get upwards of… what? 50 bucks. | |
| [05:25] | 50 bucks for each tree! Wow. | |
| [05:27] | We need someone to help us load up the truck. What truck? | |
| [05:30] | Downstairs, double-parked. My cousin’s. | |
| [05:32] | He had a couple guys that were gonna help us, but they got strep throat. | |
| [05:35] | Little white dots. It’s bad. | |
| [05:36] | I can’t. I got this play tonight with Felicity’s mom. | |
| [05:39] | It’s Copenhagen. I can’t do it. Sorry. | |
| [05:41] | You still want to borrow my uncle’s car for your little trip to Florida, don’t ya? | |
| [05:45] | Are you extorting the car? | |
| [05:47] | I put a big deposit down on these trees, ok? | |
| [05:50] | If we don’t go back and get these trees, | |
| [05:52] | I lose everything. Come on. | |
| [05:54] | All right, I got three hours. Three hours, that’s all… | |
| [05:57] | Three hours? No problem! We can do tons. | |
| [05:59] | Come on, let’s go. You’re my little elf. | |
| [06:01] | I’m not your little elf. Don’t touch me. | |
| [06:03] | (Elena) what is the deal? | |
| [06:05] | I don’t know. | |
| [06:07] | It was a mistake, wasn’t it, having sex with me? | |
| [06:11] | Oh. | |
| [06:13] | Was the experience good? Yeah, it was good. | |
| [06:16] | I… I don’t know. | |
| [06:17] | I’m just sitting here mourning the whole situation. | |
| [06:21] | So now you hate me? | |
| [06:23] | No. | |
| [06:26] | Well, you’ve been quiet all week. | |
| [06:28] | For the last couple days, you’ve barely said a word. | |
| [06:31] | I’m trying to respect that, but what do you want me to do? | |
| [06:34] | Elena, I got accepted to crossroads Africa. | |
| [06:37] | They send volunteers to… Wow. | |
| [06:40] | …set up clinics | |
| [06:42] | and educate people about HIV. | |
| [06:44] | Honey, that’s great. That’s all medical schools look for! | |
| [06:47] | When are you going… This summer? | |
| [06:49] | No, in three weeks. | |
| [06:53] | It’s for next semester. | |
| [06:55] | I applied when you and I weren’t talking. | |
| [06:58] | Kinda adds to the equation of what’s gonna happen to us, doesn’t it? | |
| [07:11] | Hey, dino. What’s up? | |
| [07:13] | How are you, man? All right. Good. | |
| [07:15] | What’s up, guys? Which ones are ours? | |
| [07:17] | All of ’em. What? This is like a forest! | |
| [07:20] | Guys, no. We gotta come back tomorrow. | |
| [07:22] | I got another shipment tonight. | |
| [07:24] | I need all these twigs outta here. | |
| [07:26] | Ok, we’re gonna need a bigger boat. | |
| [07:29] | It’s got me! It’s got me! I gotta go, man. | |
| [07:32] | (? Cello) | |
| [07:34] | (Mother) afterwards, we can go to dinner. | |
| [07:36] | Have you ever been to la goulue? | |
| [07:38] | (Felicity) um, no, but I’ve heard of it. | |
| [07:40] | You know, I’m just wondering if maybe I should call Ben. | |
| [07:44] | Well, he still has a few minutes. | |
| [07:46] | So I decided to splurge. | |
| [07:48] | When we get home, | |
| [07:50] | we’re gonna go to the Stanford hotel. | |
| [07:53] | Mom… They just redid their whole spa. | |
| [07:55] | You got my letter, right? | |
| [07:58] | What letter? | |
| [07:59] | I thought… I just thought we talked about this, | |
| [08:02] | about my plans. | |
| [08:04] | No. | |
| [08:06] | Uh, Ben and I are driving to Florida for Christmas. | |
| [08:10] | Oh! I thought… | |
| [08:14] | I thought we were flying back together. | |
| [08:19] | (Phone rings) | |
| [08:23] | Hello? | |
| [08:25] | Molly? | |
| [08:27] | I wanna see you. | |
| [08:30] | James, I told you not to call me. | |
| [08:34] | You wanna see me, too. No. No, I don’t. | |
| [08:36] | You called me. | |
| [08:39] | Baby, I got caller ID. | |
| [08:41] | Ok, you know what? | |
| [08:43] | That was a moment of weakness, | |
| [08:45] | and, um, I’m sorry if that confused you. | |
| [08:48] | Um, but I’m in rehab now, James, | |
| [08:50] | and I’m getting clean, | |
| [08:52] | and that means I cannot see you anymore. | |
| [08:55] | I need to see you. | |
| [08:56] | Just tomorrow, please, meet with me. | |
| [09:00] | I’m gonna hang up the phone now. | |
| [09:03] | Don’t hang up on me! | |
| [09:07] | (Phone beeps) | |
| [09:14] | Ok, dino, thank you so much. I’ll have it back in the morning. | |
| [09:17] | Don’t worry about it. | |
| [09:19] | Listen, if she starts to smoke, just turn the heater on. | |
| [09:21] | The heater? That cools the engine down. | |
| [09:23] | Guys, we’re back in business. Here. Man, I can’t drive stick. | |
| [09:26] | Give me the keys. I can’t miss the play. | |
| [09:29] | Listen, drive carefully. Follow me. Ok? | |
| [09:31] | You’re gonna make it. You’ll be fine! | |
| [09:38] | (Starter turns over, engine dies) | |
| [09:44] | (Starter turns over, engine dies) | |
| [09:47] | Goddamn! Goddamn it! | |
| [09:51] | Hey. | |
| [09:52] | Hi, I’m so sorry. I had to go to Jersey to load trees, | |
| [09:55] | and then the truck wouldn’t start. | |
| [09:57] | But whatever. I’m really sorry. | |
| [09:59] | The play’s started, so… Mrs. Porter, I’m so sorry. | |
| [10:01] | Ms. Hunter. That’s all right. | |
| [10:03] | Let’s just go while we can. You have the tickets, right? | |
| [10:07] | Oh, my god, no. I don’t… | |
| [10:10] | I don’t have ’em. | |
| [10:12] | Ok! You know, we can go to the restaurant. | |
| [10:15] | You know what? This actually works out better. | |
| [10:17] | Mom, we can still go eat. | |
| [10:20] | I have a headache. I’m just gonna go back to the hotel. | |
| [10:23] | We’ll go back with you, and we’ll get room service. | |
| [10:26] | That’ll be fun. Sure, that’d be great. | |
| [10:28] | Why don’t you guys go by yourselves? | |
| [10:30] | Just have some quality time together. | |
| [10:32] | Well, would you like to come with us? | |
| [10:35] | No, seriously, you guys go. | |
| [10:37] | I’m-I’m really sorry for the screwup. | |
| [10:39] | That’s ok. | |
| [10:40] | We’ll see you tomorrow, I’m sure. | |
| [10:43] | Ok. I’m sorry. | |
| [10:46] | Bye. | |
| [11:00] | So tell me something. | |
| [11:03] | Um, does Ben get into fights a lot? | |
| [11:06] | What do you mean? Nothing. | |
| [11:09] | It’s just, this morning, we ran into a friend of his, | |
| [11:12] | and he referred to some… incident, | |
| [11:14] | that somebody was injured? | |
| [11:16] | Sean? Yeah, he broke his nose, but it wasn’t intentional. | |
| [11:21] | No, this wasn’t Sean, I don’t think. | |
| [11:23] | How many fights has Ben been in? | |
| [11:25] | Mom, there were just these two things. | |
| [11:28] | Oh. | |
| [11:31] | So, how’d finals go? | |
| [11:34] | Really good. | |
| [11:35] | There was this one philosophy class | |
| [11:37] | I was a little nervous about, but I survived. | |
| [11:39] | Plus, it fulfills a requirement for my major, so that’s good. | |
| [11:43] | Good. Good. | |
| [11:46] | What’s Ben’s major? | |
| [11:48] | Uh, technically… | |
| [11:50] | Well, actually, he doesn’t have one yet. | |
| [11:52] | Isn’t he gonna be a senior next year? | |
| [11:55] | Yeah, but no one, you know, sticks to their majors. | |
| [11:58] | Like, I’m in art, but I can still be pre-med. | |
| [12:01] | What subject is Ben interested in? | |
| [12:03] | Mom, I think you’re getting the wrong impression of Ben. | |
| [12:06] | Really? Ok, what… | |
| [12:10] | Give me the right one. | |
| [12:13] | I love him. | |
| [12:20] | (Grunting) hey! | |
| [12:23] | Hey. Merry Christmas. | |
| [12:25] | Oh, my god. | |
| [12:30] | Hi. I guess your mom kinda wants to kill me, huh? | |
| [12:34] | No, she’s all right. Don’t worry about it. | |
| [12:37] | I think you’ve got some sap on that… | |
| [12:39] | You need turpentine to get it off. | |
| [12:41] | She said that you ran into a friend or something? | |
| [12:44] | Yes. Casey. Can you believe that? | |
| [12:48] | Yeah, she was kinda curious what that was about. | |
| [12:51] | At least she didn’t find out about the impromptu nose job. | |
| [12:53] | She did kind of hear about that. | |
| [12:55] | That’s great. I just feel bad for her. | |
| [12:57] | I mean, this is her first Christmas alone, | |
| [13:02] | and I wasn’t even thinking about that. | |
| [13:05] | And I wrote that letter, and… | |
| [13:08] | What’d you say in the letter? | |
| [13:10] | (Sighs) | |
| [13:14] | You know, she went back to her maiden name. | |
| [13:18] | It’s just so weird. I mean, Ms. Hunter? | |
| [13:25] | That’s my mom… Ms. Hunter. | |
| [13:31] | Yeah, I… she’s just gonna be alone, | |
| [13:34] | and I, uh… | |
| [13:38] | I told her that maybe I might change my plans | |
| [13:41] | and maybe spend the holidays with her. | |
| [13:48] | It’s just something I wanna think about. | |
| [13:54] | Ok. | |
| [13:57] | So the parrot’s dyslexic? Yeah. | |
| [13:59] | That’s why she can’t read the cryptic love messages | |
| [14:02] | that the turtle keeps sending her. | |
| [14:03] | Oh, the turtle’s also agoraphobic. | |
| [14:05] | Oh, look at his little walk. | |
| [14:07] | Well, that’s all Felicity. She’s like a genius with movement. | |
| [14:10] | She’s really good at this. | |
| [14:12] | I showed this to my graphics professor, and he was blown away. | |
| [14:15] | I’m really glad Felicity’s working on this with you. You work well together. | |
| [14:18] | Yeah, I honestly don’t know what I’d do without her. | |
| [14:20] | Hey! Hey. | |
| [14:23] | Oh, god, we were supposed to work on that today, weren’t we? | |
| [14:25] | Honey, Noel has been showing this to me. It’s fabulous. | |
| [14:28] | Thank you. We can do this later. | |
| [14:30] | No, don’t be crazy. You two work. | |
| [14:32] | I’ll just go on my annual pilgrimage to Bergdorf’s. | |
| [14:35] | Are you sure? Absolutely. | |
| [14:38] | Um, so we’re still having dinner tonight, though, right? | |
| [14:40] | Yes, we are. Hey, Noel, why don’t you join us? | |
| [14:43] | Oh! Uh… | |
| [14:44] | Come on, can’t say no to a free meal. | |
| [14:46] | Uh, yeah, that’d be good. | |
| [14:49] | That’d be great. | |
| [14:52] | (? Vince guaraldi’s “o Tannenbaum”) | |
| [14:54] | Hello? | |
| [14:57] | Sean? | |
| [15:00] | Is anyone home? | |
| [15:03] | Ho-ho-ho! (Laughs) | |
| [15:05] | What the hell is this? | |
| [15:07] | This? I got these babies cut rate | |
| [15:09] | from a little connection I finessed. | |
| [15:12] | Do you smell the cash in here, or what? | |
| [15:15] | Huh. Unbelievable. | |
| [15:16] | It is pretty great, isn’t it? Yeah. | |
| [15:18] | Look at that. | |
| [15:20] | When I told you this idea months ago, you said it was idiotic. | |
| [15:22] | What are you talkin’ about? Hello! | |
| [15:25] | My list of legal and barely legal sources for quick holiday cash. | |
| [15:29] | Pre-threaded unpopped popcorn. Topless Santa photos. Trees. | |
| [15:34] | This is an old gem from my idea book, remember? | |
| [15:37] | Blumberg’s deep-discount holiday tree emporium. | |
| [15:38] | Show me that book. Why? | |
| [15:42] | What, are you accusing me of stealing from it and then lying to you? | |
| [15:46] | Yeah. | |
| [15:48] | Well, you know what? | |
| [15:49] | I would show you the book, but it was stolen. | |
| [15:52] | Oh, well, that’s fine. | |
| [15:55] | I mean, you can just cut me in on the profits, 50/50. | |
| [15:58] | What, are you out of your mi… Are you serious? | |
| [16:01] | No, Richard’s already taken 20. | |
| [16:03] | 20 to Richard? | |
| [16:05] | All the money’s gonna be spent on you anyway. | |
| [16:08] | What do you care where the profit’s going? | |
| [16:10] | Ok, well, then have a good holiday season… | |
| [16:13] | Single. | |
| [16:15] | Oh, sing… hey! | |
| [16:19] | Thanks for walking me home. It’s no problem. I should go. | |
| [16:24] | And I meant what I said in the meetin’ tonight. | |
| [16:26] | I mean, you guys, you’ve been my lifesavers. | |
| [16:29] | I don’t know how I’d have got through the holidays without you. | |
| [16:32] | Hey. | |
| [16:34] | I knew I could find you. | |
| [16:37] | James, what are you doin’ here? | |
| [16:39] | You called me. | |
| [16:41] | Molly, you know you wanna talk to me. | |
| [16:44] | Uh, yeah, I know I called you, | |
| [16:46] | and I’m sorry, ’cause it was a mistake. | |
| [16:50] | I can’t talk to you, James. Why not? | |
| [16:53] | Let’s just go inside… Stay outta this. | |
| [16:55] | No, I’m-I’m not gonna stay outta this. | |
| [17:27] | Hey, I’m sorry… | |
| [17:29] | Hey! What happened? | |
| [17:32] | Um, I just walked Molly home. | |
| [17:36] | Oh, that was nice. | |
| [17:38] | Yes. Hey, Noel. I didn’t know you were comin’. | |
| [17:41] | Yeah, yeah. Hey, you want some? | |
| [17:42] | No, I’m fine. I’ll order something. | |
| [17:45] | So Noel was just telling me about the animation project he and Felicity are doing. | |
| [17:50] | Have you seen it, Ben? | |
| [17:52] | Yeah, I have. It’s great. It’s really great. | |
| [17:55] | Um, is Molly ok? Yeah, I think so. | |
| [17:58] | Hey, how is rehab goin’? | |
| [18:00] | It’s going good, as far as I know. | |
| [18:04] | So Molly’s in rehab? | |
| [18:07] | Yeah, but everything’s a lot better. | |
| [18:10] | She’s not dating James anymore, and it’s… Everything’s better. | |
| [18:13] | That’s part of the reason I was late, actually. We ran into James. | |
| [18:16] | It took forever for him to leave, but it was fine. | |
| [18:20] | Everything was absolutely fine. | |
| [18:22] | (Chuckles) which means he wasn’t armed this time. | |
| [18:24] | Oh, this was the young man with the gun. | |
| [18:27] | Yes, but there was no gun. | |
| [18:32] | Well, that’s nice. | |
| [18:40] | Mom… | |
| [18:43] | Did I just blow it somehow? | |
| [18:46] | (Sighs) I’m sorry. I’m just not comfortable, | |
| [18:50] | you having all these conversations about weapons. | |
| [18:52] | Mom, listen. There’s only one guy… James. | |
| [18:54] | The only reason that came up was because Ben is protecting us. | |
| [18:57] | He’s a college student, not a police officer. | |
| [18:59] | And now I found out Molly’s been using drugs. | |
| [19:02] | Ok, just stop, ’cause you’re jumping to all these conclusions. | |
| [19:04] | I don’t recognize your life anymore. | |
| [19:06] | I am worried about you! | |
| [19:10] | I look at the guy you’re with, the one you claim to love, | |
| [19:13] | and I see somebody who doesn’t know | |
| [19:15] | what he wants to do with his life, | |
| [19:17] | who gets into fights… Often, it seems… | |
| [19:19] | And who associates with drug users and people who use guns… | |
| [19:22] | Listen, mom, you do not know Ben. | |
| [19:24] | I do know him. His name was Paul Conrad. | |
| [19:27] | My father forbid me to see him, | |
| [19:29] | and I spent the whole summer before college | |
| [19:31] | running around, sneaking out of the house. | |
| [19:33] | I thought he was so sexy and dangerous, | |
| [19:37] | but, honey, these guys are trouble. | |
| [19:41] | Ok, so if you don’t want me to date these guys, | |
| [19:44] | who do you want me to date? | |
| [19:47] | Noel? | |
| [19:48] | What? | |
| [19:50] | He’s focused. He’s smart. | |
| [19:51] | He’s adorable! And he’s obviously in love with you. | |
| [19:55] | Mom, are you crazy? | |
| [19:57] | Come on, the whole pet store thing. | |
| [19:58] | The turtle is obviously in love with the parrot. | |
| [20:02] | What? | |
| [20:03] | Noel is so obviously the turtle. | |
| [20:06] | Ohh! I can’t believe I’m having this conversation right now! | |
| [20:10] | Do you not like him anymore? | |
| [20:12] | Mom! I’m gonna go sit with my friend Noel and my boyfriend Ben, | |
| [20:16] | and I’ll see you at the table. | |
| [20:18] | (Sighs) | |
| [20:24] | Yes, I agree, she was being really annoying. | |
| [20:27] | Well, you know what pissed me off the most, | |
| [20:29] | is when Noel finally shut up | |
| [20:31] | about his future in graphic design or whatever | |
| [20:34] | and she looked right at me and said, “what about you?” | |
| [20:37] | Like we hadn’t just been talkin’ about what my plans are. | |
| [20:40] | Wait a second. What are you saying? | |
| [20:42] | I think that she set me up. | |
| [20:44] | Ok, my mom is a lot of things. She is not a cruel person. | |
| [20:47] | I don’t think you have to be a cruel person to be cruel. | |
| [20:50] | I had to say in front of you and her and Mr. Graphic genius | |
| [20:53] | that I have no plans. | |
| [20:54] | She just got divorced. Just give her a break. | |
| [20:57] | Yeah, maybe she’s being a little demanding. | |
| [20:59] | There’s a big difference between demanding and obnoxious. | |
| [21:02] | Yeah, and there’s a difference between being compassionate and being selfish. | |
| [21:08] | That’s great, defend your mother. That’s great. | |
| [21:10] | That’d be great if I just turned around and defended my dad. | |
| [21:12] | Why are you so angry… Because my mom made you admit that you have no plans, | |
| [21:15] | or because you have no plans? | |
| [21:21] | (Phone ringing) | |
| [21:36] | Hello. | |
| [21:37] | Just listen to me. | |
| [21:39] | I love you. | |
| [21:42] | James, will you just stop? | |
| [21:44] | You know you love me. | |
| [21:46] | I can’t do this anymore. Goodbye! | |
| [21:52] | Don’t hang up. I’m warning you. | |
| [21:54] | Don’t threaten me, ok? | |
| [21:56] | I’ve told you this. Stop callin’ me. | |
| [21:59] | I don’t want to talk to you anymore. I don’t want to see you anymore. | |
| [22:01] | Goodbye! | |
| [22:08] | I know it’s early, but just open it. | |
| [22:10] | Well, no, it’s not that. | |
| [22:12] | It’s just I hope it’s not something dumb. | |
| [22:18] | A leather whip? | |
| [22:21] | Wow. | |
| [22:24] | It was either that or a leather bra and panties. | |
| [22:27] | No, that’s not even an option. Leather panties don’t breathe. | |
| [22:29] | That’s what the guy said. | |
| [22:31] | Oh! Thank you. | |
| [22:36] | Hey, at the risk of sounding lame… Yeah? | |
| [22:39] | …and I will kill you | |
| [22:41] | if you ever mention to anyone that I brought this up… | |
| [22:44] | But have you ever been to radio city | |
| [22:46] | at christmastime? | |
| [22:48] | No. No, and I can’t tonight | |
| [22:50] | ’cause Richard and I are doing the trees… | |
| [22:52] | What? | |
| [22:53] | Yeah, I told you that. | |
| [22:54] | You guys are-are doing the trees? | |
| [22:56] | Yeah, I told you that. | |
| [22:58] | Are you gonna cut me in? | |
| [23:00] | Megan… | |
| [23:01] | I’m holding a whip. | |
| [23:03] | No. It was my idea. | |
| [23:06] | Get your greedy little ass outta here. | |
| [23:09] | You’re kickin’ me out of a restaurant? Yes. | |
| [23:11] | For having a good idea? No, because you’re a thief. | |
| [23:14] | You’re a cheapskate. You freak me out. Go. I’m not kidding. | |
| [23:17] | What?! Megan… Wait a minute. | |
| [23:19] | Do you know how much this whip costs? | |
| [23:21] | Get out of this restaurant! Unless, of course, you want me to go. | |
| [23:24] | Which would mean you’d have to pay the bill… | |
| [23:27] | Fine, I’ll go. What a shock. I knew that would work. | |
| [23:30] | Merry Christmas. | |
| [23:44] | Hi. Uh, can I get the number | |
| [23:46] | for the New York fire department, please? | |
| [23:48] | No, I don’t want to report a fire. | |
| [23:50] | I want to report a fire hazard. | |
| [23:52] | So I was thinking we could do a flashback right here | |
| [23:54] | of the first time that Marty goes into the pet store. | |
| [23:57] | And you can meet his first owner. | |
| [23:59] | I didn’t think about that, but that’s a really good idea. | |
| [24:02] | We could introduce a whole new character. | |
| [24:04] | Maybe we could use that guy that I drew | |
| [24:06] | in the first scene with the turtle. | |
| [24:08] | Whatever happened to that guy? Here. | |
| [24:12] | Let’s see. Right there. | |
| [24:13] | He’s here, right? | |
| [24:14] | Yeah. Ok, there you go. | |
| [24:16] | Ok. Mm-hmm. | |
| [24:18] | Hey, so, last night, | |
| [24:21] | my mom was a little tough on Ben, | |
| [24:24] | but she-she lightened up in the end, right? | |
| [24:27] | No. | |
| [24:28] | Are you serious? | |
| [24:30] | Yeah, it was really uncomfortable. | |
| [24:32] | That’s why I was talking so much. Did you think I was talking too much? | |
| [24:35] | Yes. Really? | |
| [24:36] | So, does she hate me, too? | |
| [24:38] | You? Are you kidding me? My mom loves you. | |
| [24:40] | Yep, moms love me. It’s the curse of the cranes. | |
| [24:42] | Yeah, maybe you could bring my mom to the party. | |
| [24:45] | Oh, that’s funny. Maybe I could bring a noose to the party. | |
| [24:48] | Hey! No, she’s cute. It’s just, you know… | |
| [24:50] | She’s my mom. She’s your mom. | |
| [24:52] | Yeah. Mm-hmm. | |
| [24:53] | Hey, you think the turtle looks ok there? | |
| [24:56] | Yeah, why? | |
| [24:58] | I don’t know. He’s… He’s such a loser. | |
| [25:05] | He is not. | |
| [25:10] | Yeah… I think he is. | |
| [25:15] | We’ve all fallen short of the glory of god. | |
| [25:17] | We’re human, and we’re weak. | |
| [25:19] | God doesn’t want us to feel bad about it. | |
| [25:22] | He wants to take this opportunity to forgive you, | |
| [25:25] | and the first step in forgiveness | |
| [25:27] | is to take responsibility for our sins, | |
| [25:30] | which is why you’re here today, the both of you. | |
| [25:34] | I told you she was cool. | |
| [25:36] | You are cool. | |
| [25:38] | But I… | |
| [25:41] | I don’t feel like I’ve-I’ve sinned. | |
| [25:44] | I’m here today because I love Tracy, | |
| [25:46] | and I want our relationship to work through this. | |
| [25:49] | Premarital sex is lust, not love. | |
| [25:55] | With all deference to the church, | |
| [25:58] | the Bible won’t tell you what’s in my heart. | |
| [26:00] | Well, maybe it should. | |
| [26:02] | You’ve come to a crossroads in your relationship. | |
| [26:05] | It’s time to make a decision. | |
| [26:07] | What do you want separately? What do you want together? | |
| [26:21] | Whoa, whoa. What the hell’s goin’ on? | |
| [26:23] | Someone ratted us out big time. | |
| [26:25] | I think it was your neighbor, that thin guy with the lazy eye. | |
| [26:28] | I’m gonna kill you. | |
| [26:32] | You Sean bloomberg? | |
| [26:34] | Uh, blumberg, yeah. You’re… fire marshal Howard? | |
| [26:37] | Storing these trees in a private residence, | |
| [26:39] | you might as well be storing gasoline. | |
| [26:42] | There goes that idea. Shut up, Richard. | |
| [26:43] | What if I donate to the fire marshal fund? | |
| [26:46] | If you wanna avoid a fine, you’ll get these trees outta here immediately. | |
| [26:53] | Ok, this sucks. | |
| [26:56] | So what now, tree master? | |
| [26:57] | We gotta get these trees down to my cousin’s lot. | |
| [27:00] | I can’t. | |
| [27:01] | We can’t do it without you, so… Well, I can’t. | |
| [27:04] | I mean, these trees have ruined my clothes, my chair, my life. No. | |
| [27:07] | Ben, I need you. You can’t have me. | |
| [27:09] | Ben, please… Sean! | |
| [27:11] | What the hell’s going on? Why are you in such a bad mood? It can’t just be the trees. | |
| [27:15] | A large part of it is the trees. | |
| [27:17] | These trees are a huge investment for me. | |
| [27:19] | Me. Just me, ok? | |
| [27:22] | The same guy who allows you to be late on the rent | |
| [27:24] | more times than you pay it. | |
| [27:26] | So, come on, man, just this one time. | |
| [27:29] | Ok, yes. Yes. | |
| [27:31] | Thanks, man. Um, let’s get these down to the sidewalk. | |
| [27:34] | Come on. | |
| [27:44] | What’s goin’ on now? | |
| [27:46] | Oh, somebody called the fire department, | |
| [27:50] | and we have to move all the trees. | |
| [27:54] | Are you all right? | |
| [27:56] | No, I’m not all right. | |
| [27:58] | Now I’ve gotta go to the east side and deliver the trees. | |
| [28:01] | What about the party? | |
| [28:03] | I don’t know. This is gonna take a long time. | |
| [28:06] | Are… you’re not gonna go to the party? | |
| [28:08] | Can you not make feel guilty about this? I don’t know. | |
| [28:12] | Yeah, I just… I really wanted you to come. | |
| [28:18] | When you asked me if I was pissed off | |
| [28:20] | that your mother made me admit that I have no plans | |
| [28:23] | or that I actually have no real plans, | |
| [28:25] | that sounded a lot like a judgment coming from you. | |
| [28:28] | I didn’t mean it to come out like a judg… | |
| [28:30] | Yeah, but it bothers you. It doesn’t bother me. | |
| [28:32] | Felicity, I know you. | |
| [28:33] | When your mother was asking questions I didn’t have answers for | |
| [28:36] | and Noel did, you were disappointed. | |
| [28:38] | I was uncomfortable for you in that moment. | |
| [28:40] | Then don’t defend your mother when we get home! | |
| [28:43] | She put me on the spot. You could admit that. | |
| [28:46] | Maybe you should. | |
| [28:48] | Maybe you go spend Christmas with her. | |
| [28:53] | Ben… | |
| [28:55] | I mean, maybe she needs you. | |
| [28:57] | Maybe that’s where you should be. | |
| [29:17] | (Knock on door) | |
| [29:25] | Hey. | Hey. |
| [29:28] | Ok, you’re here four hours early, | |
| [29:31] | and you knew that I would be studying, | |
| [29:33] | so… this must be serious. | |
| [29:38] | Let me say it. | |
| [29:42] | For 20 years, I believed what the Bible said about sex, | |
| [29:46] | that it should be shared between a husband and his wife, | |
| [29:49] | and nothing has ever made me doubt that before… nothing. | |
| [29:53] | And then I met you. | |
| [29:55] | You say you’re ok with who I am in that way, | |
| [29:59] | but we both know that you are not ok with who I am in that way. | |
| [30:05] | So I’ve been goin’ over this the past few days, | |
| [30:08] | trying to figure out what to do, | |
| [30:10] | analyzing it this way and then analyzing it that way. | |
| [30:13] | And then I realized | |
| [30:16] | that if I’m struggling so hard to find the answers that I need inside, | |
| [30:19] | and I’m not finding them there, | |
| [30:21] | then… I must be lookin’ in the wrong place. | |
| [30:26] | I gotta get out of my own head. | |
| [30:29] | So you’re going. | |
| [30:31] | So I’m going. | |
| [30:45] | Thanks. Thanks for coming to meet me. | |
| [30:48] | I know it was last minute. It’s no problem. | |
| [30:52] | Um, well, you probably have a lot of… | |
| [30:56] | Shopping and stuff… Stuff to do, so… | |
| [31:00] | Really, it’s fine. | |
| [31:03] | Look, I’m not, uh… I’m not very good at all this small talk, | |
| [31:07] | so I’m just gonna jump in, if that’s ok. | |
| [31:09] | Ok. | |
| [31:12] | I think you’re pretty worried about me and Felicity. | |
| [31:18] | And at first, I have to admit that it-it | |
| [31:21] | it-it kind of bothered me. | |
| [31:23] | It’s because I’m like any other guy. | |
| [31:25] | I… I like to think people are takin’ | |
| [31:27] | a really good look at me | |
| [31:30] | before they make up their minds. | |
| [31:33] | But then I thought, “you know what? Ok. You know what? | |
| [31:35] | I-i… I gotta look at this from her perspective.” | |
| [31:39] | Here’s this guy who… | |
| [31:41] | He doesn’t know what he wants to be yet. | |
| [31:44] | He doesn’t have a major yet. | |
| [31:46] | He’s got this dad who’s this dark character, | |
| [31:49] | has a… Has a drinking problem. | |
| [31:53] | I’m not really sellin’ myself here, am I? | |
| [31:57] | Go on. | |
| [31:59] | Look, I… I understand | |
| [32:03] | why you’d rather see Felicity with someone like Noel, | |
| [32:06] | someone who’s obviously gonna make it | |
| [32:09] | and probably long before, I mean, I figure out | |
| [32:13] | what I’m going to be doing with my life. | |
| [32:20] | But I always remember | |
| [32:21] | this-this one thing a teacher said… | |
| [32:24] | Which was… | |
| [32:27] | All the interesting people she knew, | |
| [32:29] | they had no idea what they were gonna do with their lives | |
| [32:31] | when they were 20. | |
| [32:34] | So chances are, | |
| [32:36] | I’m-I’m gonna turn out to be a pretty interesting guy. | |
| [32:44] | Look… for some reason, Felicity cares about me. | |
| [32:50] | And on a good day, | |
| [32:54] | I feel like I might become everything she sees in me. | |
| [32:59] | And it’s because of that | |
| [33:02] | and it’s because of about a million other reasons | |
| [33:05] | that she means… | |
| [33:10] | …she means pretty much the world to me. | |
| [33:16] | That’s about as much as I’ve ever said at one time in my entire life, so… | |
| [33:20] | I’m-I’m just gonna stop. | |
| [33:31] | That’s gonna look lovely. | |
| [33:34] | I didn’t hear you come in. | |
| [33:35] | Megan let me in. | |
| [33:37] | I just wanted to stop by to let you know that I made plans | |
| [33:40] | to go to Santa fe with Carol Stillman for the holidays, | |
| [33:43] | so you’re off the hook. | |
| [33:45] | Oh… ok. | |
| [33:47] | Well, I guess that means I’m spending Christmas alone, then. | |
| [33:50] | What do you mean? | |
| [33:52] | Um, I don’t know. | |
| [33:55] | Ben and I got into a fight, so… | |
| [33:59] | I don’t know what we’re doing. | |
| [34:01] | Well, I have a feeling you’ll work it out. | |
| [34:04] | You do? | |
| [34:06] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [34:08] | I was thinking. | |
| [34:11] | It was unfair to compare Ben to Paul Conrad. | |
| [34:17] | I’m sorry about that. | |
| [34:23] | That guy must have really broken your heart. | |
| [34:26] | (Chuckles) | |
| [34:28] | Ultimately, I think it was my fault. | |
| [34:32] | I had all these expectations. | |
| [34:34] | But that’s not your fault. | |
| [34:36] | You gave your heart to someone. | |
| [34:38] | He should’ve taken better care of it. | |
| [34:41] | I keep thinking I should have taken better care | |
| [34:44] | of who I gave my heart to. | |
| [34:51] | The one thing I can say is, | |
| [34:55] | even though Ben and I are in a fight right now, | |
| [34:59] | he and Paul Conrad have nothing in common. | |
| [35:02] | I know that. | |
| [35:14] | Do you remember that first week | |
| [35:16] | when we came to see you here? | |
| [35:18] | Yeah. | |
| [35:22] | You looked so scared. | |
| [35:27] | But look at you now. | |
| [35:32] | How did that happen? | |
| [35:47] | Isn’t she a beaut? We love this one. | |
| [35:50] | It’s gonna be hard to say goodbye to her. | |
| [35:52] | But you have to after a while. | |
| [35:54] | That’s why I’m thinkin’ you can have her… | |
| [35:58] | Hi, Richard. For $30… | |
| [35:59] | Jerk. Hey. | |
| [36:00] | Hey. Um, is Ben here? | |
| [36:03] | He just left. Oh, excuse me. Potential tree buyers. | |
| [36:07] | Right. Merry Christmas. | |
| [36:09] | Hey, merry Christmas. You want a tree? | |
| [36:12] | No. Do you know when Ben will be back? | |
| [36:14] | Yes. Ben went to go get some coffee, | |
| [36:16] | ’cause it’s cold as crap out here. Yeah. | |
| [36:18] | Uh, listen, I know he was supposed to go to your thing tonight, | |
| [36:21] | so thanks for letting me have him. | |
| [36:24] | Yeah, sure. How’s it goin’? | |
| [36:28] | Well, uh, we’re zeroing in on the profit zone, so… | |
| [36:32] | Oh, yeah? | |
| [36:33] | No, no, no, not really. | |
| [36:34] | It’s actually terrible. | |
| [36:36] | Listen, will you tell Ben that I stopped by? Yeah, sure. | |
| [36:39] | Anything? | |
| [36:40] | Zero. Zero? | |
| [36:42] | I’m tellin’ ya, it’s too late for this crap. | |
| [36:44] | No, no, no. Hey! I have a gorgeous blue spruce right here. | |
| [36:48] | It’s got your name on it! | |
| [36:50] | What’s your name? (Boy) Oscar. | |
| [36:53] | I have an uncle in Pittsburgh named Oscar. Do you know him? | |
| [36:55] | I don’t think I do. Good, ’cause I owe him money. | |
| [36:58] | Hey, Oscar’s dad, come here. | |
| [37:00] | What do you think, huh? It’s big enough for him to climb. | |
| [37:02] | Take it home tonight. 50 bucks. | |
| [37:04] | No, thanks. | |
| [37:05] | We’re looking for something a little smaller. | |
| [37:09] | Dad, can we get this one? I mean, look at it. | |
| [37:12] | It’s just so pretty. | |
| [37:14] | I mean, it’s the perfect tree. | |
| [37:16] | Not tonight, o. It’s just way, way too much. | |
| [37:21] | Bye. | |
| [37:23] | Hey, you know what? | |
| [37:25] | Um, as an incentive this year, uh, | |
| [37:27] | I’m gonna let you have the tree for free. | |
| [37:29] | Hey, what? Yeah. | |
| [37:31] | Come on. Come on. | |
| [37:32] | No, no. Hey, hey, take the tree! | |
| [37:34] | Take the tree. It’s got his name all over it. | |
| [37:37] | Take the tree. | Take the tree. |
| [37:39] | Right? Look at this. (Imitates monster) Oscar! | |
| [37:42] | (Sean and Oscar laugh) | |
| [37:46] | (? Rock) | |
| [37:55] | Megan, I just saw Sean. | |
| [37:57] | Oh, yeah? Is he rich yet? | |
| [37:59] | I think he could use a little cheering up. | |
| [38:02] | Oh, really? Trees aren’t selling? | |
| [38:04] | Um… I don’t think so. | |
| [38:08] | I gotta see this. | |
| [38:11] | Hey. | Hey. |
| [38:12] | ♪ You gotta give it up | |
| [38:15] | mm-hmm. | |
| [38:16] | ♪ Oh, you’ve got to give it up | |
| [38:21] | ♪ if you want love… | |
| [38:23] | Hey! | Hey! |
| [38:24] | You look amazing! Oh, thanks. Go on, yeah. | |
| [38:26] | See, what did I tell you? You can’t be dressed up and depressed. | |
| [38:29] | Ah, you know. Oh, want a drink? Sure, thanks. | |
| [38:31] | No problem. How’s it goin’ in here? | |
| [38:33] | It’s good. It’s busy. Are you having fun? | |
| [38:35] | Yeah, look… | |
| [38:43] | Now that is one foxy lady. | |
| [38:46] | I was starting to think I’d been stood up. | |
| [38:48] | Oh, no, baby. This look takes time. | |
| [38:51] | Ok, honestly, did I pull this look off? | |
| [38:58] | (Howls) shut up! | |
| [39:01] | (Barks) | |
| [39:03] | Let’s dance. | |
| [39:04] | ♪ Give it up | |
| [39:06] | ♪ if you want love | |
| [39:08] | ♪ you gotta give it up… | |
| [39:11] | Merry Christmas! Everybody gets a free tree, ’cause it’s… | |
| [39:13] | Free… …Trees. | |
| [39:14] | Free… …Trees. | |
| [39:16] | Come on up, come on up. | |
| [39:17] | Enjoy, enjoy. My pleasure. (Woman) Merry Christmas. | |
| [39:21] | Hey, you want a free tree? | |
| [39:26] | No, but I need a date to a stupid holiday party. | |
| [39:34] | (? Slow dance music) | |
| [39:36] | I’m gonna miss you. | |
| [39:38] | I’m gonna miss you, too. | |
| [39:49] | You know, I actually kinda like bein’ here by myself. | |
| [39:52] | I mean, everything’s an opportunity. | |
| [39:54] | Oh, yeah? Who do you like? | |
| [39:56] | I’m kinda diggin’ the young miss Kennedy over there. | |
| [40:03] | Are you the turtle? | |
| [40:09] | Yes. | |
| [40:11] | Yeah, and, you know, obviously, | |
| [40:14] | the parrot is… | |
| [40:19] | She’s Ruby. | |
| [40:21] | Oh. | |
| [40:24] | Yeah. | |
| [40:26] | Yeah, I guess I’m still not over her. | |
| [40:30] | Yeah, of course, the, um… | |
| [40:33] | Yeah, the parrot is… Yeah, of course that’s Ruby. | |
| [40:36] | That makes sense. | |
| [40:40] | I’m gonna get something else to drink. | |
| [40:42] | Do you want anything? Ok, yeah. No, thanks. | |
| [40:44] | I’m good. All right. | |
| [41:04] | I’m sorry for being late and everything I said… | |
| [41:20] | (? Techno) | |
| [41:25] | Hey! You, uh… You wanna… | |
| [41:28] | Ok. Yeah? | |
| [41:29] | Yeah. All right, let’s go! | |
| [41:32] | Ok, I have to warn you, I am the world’s worst dancer. | |
| [41:36] | Careful. Merry Christmas! | |
| [41:39] | Ho-ho-ho! | |
| [42:37] | (Gunshot) |