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| [00:01] | Previously on Felicity… | |
| [00:02] | I miss you. | |
| [00:04] | I hope so. | |
| [00:05] | (Laughing) | |
| [00:08] | I’ve worked so we could be a couple. | |
| [00:10] | But have you tried at all? I lost a testicle. | |
| [00:13] | We have a new roommate. Molly’s boyfriend’s moving in for a while. | |
| [00:16] | Come here. | |
| [00:19] | (Ben) he’s got a gun. Do you know that? | |
| [00:21] | I want you to get help. | |
| [00:24] | You’re gonna help me by kicking me out. | |
| [00:25] | No, Molly, wait. | |
| [00:29] | (Door slams) | |
| [00:31] | (Elevator bell) | |
| [00:44] | What? | |
| [00:56] | (Man) yes? | |
| [00:58] | Professor boyden? Yes. | |
| [01:01] | Hi. I received something, I’m sure it’s a mistake, | |
| [01:03] | from the registrar’s office that said I never dropped your class. | |
| [01:05] | Which class? | |
| [01:07] | Um, “intro to western thought.” | |
| [01:11] | And your name is… Felicity Porter. | |
| [01:13] | I was assigned the class at the beginning of the semester, | |
| [01:15] | but I took professor Fisher’s “drawing” instead. | |
| [01:17] | I sent the drop class form in and everything. | |
| [01:19] | They never got it. | |
| [01:21] | You’re in my class, and you’re going to fail. | |
| [01:23] | I’m gonna what? | |
| [01:26] | You missed three quizzes and a test. | |
| [01:27] | N-n… but… I dropped the class. | |
| [01:30] | I probably need to talk to the office again. | |
| [01:32] | I’m sure this is a mistake. | |
| [01:35] | It’s December. It’s too late to drop a class. | |
| [01:38] | This is a nightmare. Please tell me something I can do. | |
| [01:42] | I don’t know. | |
| [01:46] | Ok, the final. If… how much does the final count for? | |
| [01:51] | What percent of the grade? | |
| [01:53] | 50. | |
| [01:54] | So if I got an “a” on the final, I could pass the class? | |
| [01:59] | You’ve never been to class. | |
| [02:01] | Students that have been to class all semester won’t get an “a.” | |
| [02:13] | Megan? What? | |
| [02:15] | Two and a half months ago, you were going to the post office. | |
| [02:18] | I gave you these two envelopes to put in the mailbox… | |
| [02:20] | A letter to Sally and this university form… | |
| [02:22] | Dropping a class that I had been assigned. | |
| [02:24] | I’m taking a shower. | |
| [02:26] | Did you mail those? You didn’t mail those, did you? | |
| [02:28] | God! This is so exactly what you think of me, isn’t it? | |
| [02:32] | We live together, and we talk more than we used to, | |
| [02:34] | but when it comes down to it, you think I’m just some irresponsible wiccan | |
| [02:37] | who can’t be trusted with the simplest thing. | |
| [02:39] | Did you mail those letters or not? | |
| [02:41] | I was in there. I know. | |
| [02:42] | You gave me your letters. Did you mail them? | |
| [02:45] | Yes! I put them with stuff I had to mail, | |
| [02:47] | including my subscription to wiccan press monthly. | |
| [02:49] | I put them in this drawer, my second desk drawer, | |
| [02:52] | where I put all the stuff I have to do. | |
| [02:54] | I don’t understand what happened. They said they never got it. | |
| [02:56] | Oh. I’m sorry. | |
| [03:00] | Are you kidding? | |
| [03:02] | What? I said I was sorry. | |
| [03:05] | I have to take a final now. | |
| [03:07] | You’re smart, you’ll pass. | |
| [03:08] | I can’t believe you! | |
| [03:12] | Huh. No wonder I never got any issues. | |
| [03:19] | Would you mail this, too? | |
| [03:25] | ♪ Can you become | |
| [03:28] | ♪ can you become | |
| [03:31] | ♪ a new version of you♪ | |
| [03:35] | ? New wallpaper | |
| [03:37] | ♪ new shoe leather | |
| [03:40] | ♪ a new way home | |
| [03:42] | ♪ I don’t remember | |
| [03:45] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [03:49] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
| [03:54] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [03:58] | ♪ I need a new version of me ♪ | |
| [04:12] | No. I took that class. You’re not gonna fail. | |
| [04:15] | Ben, I have to learn a semester’s worth of philosophy in three days. | |
| [04:17] | How does this happen? | |
| [04:19] | Her name is Megan. That’s how it happens. | |
| [04:21] | Plus, I have that meeting for that thing with Noel. | |
| [04:23] | Drop the thing with Noel. | |
| [04:25] | I’m gonna do the thing with Noel. | |
| [04:27] | I gotta talk to someone else at the registrar’s office. It’ll work out. | |
| [04:29] | (Door slams) | |
| [04:36] | I’m just gonna get the rest of my stuff. | |
| [04:48] | Molly, come on, you know we don’t want you to leave. | |
| [04:54] | You went with Ben to get help. Why don’t you do that again? | |
| [04:57] | Mind your own business, ok? | |
| [05:00] | Come on, Molly, what are you doing? | |
| [05:02] | Don’t worry about me. | |
| [05:08] | (Door closes) | |
| [05:16] | Hey, it was only our first try. | |
| [05:22] | We could try again. | |
| [05:33] | Sean, it’s not that big a deal. | |
| [05:35] | We just have to give it some time. | |
| [05:37] | We’ve given it some time. | |
| [05:39] | Well, we have to give it more time. | |
| [05:43] | Yeah, but it’s… Megan, it’s been, like, four weeks. | |
| [05:46] | Ok, that’s the only thing that concerned me. | |
| [05:48] | (Knocking/door opens) | |
| [05:49] | Oh, hi. It’s just me, | |
| [05:51] | the most brilliant president in student body history. | |
| [05:54] | Did you guys just have sex? Are you about to? | |
| [05:56] | What’s up? What? | |
| [05:57] | Ok, great. The student fund is low, right? | |
| [06:00] | I was just thinking, “what can I, student body president, do to help?” | |
| [06:03] | Resign? | |
| [06:05] | A calendar. I’m gonna make a calendar of the hottest, | |
| [06:08] | most scantily-clad chicks at the university. | |
| [06:11] | That’s smart. | |
| [06:13] | The best ideas are so obvious. I’m gonna need some help. | |
| [06:15] | I was kidding. You’re gonna alienate half the population. | |
| [06:18] | You gotta have two calendars, one for women and one for men. | |
| [06:21] | She’s right. | |
| [06:22] | All right. I have no problem picking the female gender, | |
| [06:26] | but I can’t choose the guys. | |
| [06:28] | I don’t know when a guy’s cute, me still not being gay. | |
| [06:31] | I’ll pick the guys. | |
| [06:32] | Right. As if you know when a guy’s cute. | |
| [06:35] | Thanks, Richard. | |
| [06:39] | What’s his problem? | |
| [06:41] | You can be so insensitive. | |
| [06:43] | Hey, what’s going on with you guys? Hey! | |
| [06:46] | Are you gonna help me with this thing or not? | |
| [06:48] | Guys? Can I come up? Oh! | |
| [06:51] | You know what it is? It’s cute. | |
| [06:53] | Which is rare for us. We’re usually offensive. | |
| [06:55] | The stuff on the site, it’s really funny. | |
| [06:57] | Yeah, but it’s offensive. | |
| [07:00] | I love our cartoons, but some of them are just really unpleasant. | |
| [07:03] | Have you seen queer duck? Yes. | |
| [07:05] | You know what I’m talking about. Grab a seat here. | |
| [07:09] | So how long have you two been working as a team? | |
| [07:11] | We’re actually just friends. | |
| [07:13] | This is the first project we’ve ever worked on together. | |
| [07:16] | You should take one of my classes. | |
| [07:17] | Noel showed me the animation you did. It was great. | |
| [07:19] | Thank you. | |
| [07:22] | Anyway, I talked to John, he liked your thing, too. | |
| [07:24] | The problem is, we’ve got one slot left for production | |
| [07:27] | and two other ideas competing for it. | |
| [07:29] | So what do we have to do to get the slot? | |
| [07:31] | The other ideas are presenting on Friday… | |
| [07:34] | That’s a detailed outline of the first cartoon | |
| [07:36] | and two-or three-paragraph descriptions of the next 20 episodes. | |
| [07:40] | 20? | |
| [07:41] | Yeah, we record 21 episodes at a time. | |
| [07:44] | And this is by Friday? | |
| [07:47] | I know it’s a lot. | |
| [07:50] | No problem. Noel… | |
| [07:51] | We can do this. Yeah. We can totally do this. | |
| [07:55] | Good. Ok. Great. | |
| [07:57] | Hope so, ’cause this’ll be fun. | |
| [08:02] | You didn’t get that one right. | |
| [08:04] | Yes, I did. | |
| [08:05] | Oh, no, you didn’t. Oh, yes, I did. | |
| [08:07] | Only you would put carboxylic acid. | |
| [08:09] | Mara talked about carboxylics two weeks ago. | |
| [08:11] | Yeah, once two weeks ago. | |
| [08:13] | I guarantee you, no one here gave that as an answer. | |
| [08:16] | No one here got it right. Right. | |
| [08:28] | So, uh, this is the part where we usually go grab a bite, | |
| [08:33] | and then go to the park and hang out for a while, | |
| [08:36] | then go back to your place or mine | |
| [08:39] | and make out until it drove us insane. | |
| [08:42] | But, uh, right now, it’s a mess, isn’t it? | |
| [08:47] | Doesn’t have to be. | |
| [08:48] | It’s not your place to say. I spoke to my minister about it. | |
| [08:53] | Really? | |
| [08:54] | I had to use all types of creative language | |
| [08:57] | to describe the situation, | |
| [09:00] | but, you know, I think I conveyed the general idea. | |
| [09:02] | What did he say? | |
| [09:04] | She said a mouthful. | |
| [09:06] | But the thing that resonates is I have to decide | |
| [09:09] | whether or not to let go of the past, | |
| [09:12] | and I have to decide whether to forgive or not. | |
| [09:14] | You don’t know how much I hope you do that. | |
| [09:22] | We haven’t had this conversation yet, | |
| [09:24] | so I thought I should say it and make it officially official. | |
| [09:29] | Friends? | |
| [09:31] | Ok, well, that’s a start. Friends. | |
| [09:34] | Right on. | |
| [09:39] | Ok, I’ll see you. Ok. | |
| [09:52] | I have to learn this book on western thought in three days. | |
| [09:56] | I hated that book. | |
| [09:58] | What did you get on that final? | |
| [10:00] | I got a “c.” I sucked it up in that class. | |
| [10:02] | The guy at ice box needs us to come up with 21 ideas by Friday. | |
| [10:06] | You gotta drop that thing with Noel, you have to. | |
| [10:09] | But it’s cool. I kinda like it. | |
| [10:11] | But I know you’re right. | |
| [10:12] | Yeah, I am. I’m right. | |
| [10:15] | I have to say, “Noel, I’m sorry, but I cannot do it. | |
| [10:18] | I can’t do everything.” | |
| [10:20] | No, you can’t do everything. | |
| [10:21] | This sounds all right, right? | |
| [10:22] | You are saving my life. | |
| [10:23] | What do you mean? | |
| [10:25] | I was half-asleep the other night, | |
| [10:27] | and I had this vision of my future apartment. | |
| [10:30] | Brick walls, and a great view of the woolworth building, | |
| [10:33] | my own little home-office graphics company, | |
| [10:35] | and there was this schedule book on the table… | |
| [10:37] | Speaking of schedules… Wait, here’s the good part. | |
| [10:39] | In my vision, there were half a dozen job offers, and I got them all | |
| [10:43] | because “loser pet store” was a phenomenon. | |
| [10:45] | And you were working with me. | |
| [10:47] | Oh. I was? | |
| [10:49] | That’s unbelievable. | |
| [10:51] | Oh, yeah. And we can trace it all back to the moment | |
| [10:53] | you and I decided to do this. | |
| [10:56] | I’m not kidding. I think she’s making my life right now. | |
| [10:59] | That’s amazing. | |
| [11:00] | Yeah. You guys sit tight. I’m buying. | |
| [11:03] | Way to lay down the law. | |
| [11:05] | I gonna tell him, ok? I will. | |
| [11:09] | Oh, hey. | |
| [11:12] | Hey. | |
| [11:14] | Um, look, about this morning, I just wanted to apologize. | |
| [11:20] | I was still really angry. | |
| [11:22] | That’s ok. | |
| [11:24] | And I know that it’s really difficult for you to understand | |
| [11:27] | about me and James. | |
| [11:29] | Do you wanna sit down? | |
| [11:31] | No, thank you. James is coming here to meet me. | |
| [11:34] | I wanted to say that it’s not that I don’t appreciate all you’re trying to do, | |
| [11:41] | but I can’t just walk away from him. | |
| [11:47] | Just as long as you’re taking care of yourself, too. | |
| [11:50] | I know. I will. I promise. | |
| [11:55] | Hey, you. | |
| [11:58] | What are you doing? | |
| [12:00] | Nothing. Let’s go. | |
| [12:03] | Hanging out with your friends | |
| [12:05] | who kicked you out of the apartment? | |
| [12:07] | No. Let’s go. | |
| [12:10] | Yeah, you guys are really good friends. Great friends. | |
| [12:16] | (Noel) what’s going on? | |
| [12:17] | Look, it’s another one of your friends. | |
| [12:20] | Just let it go, man. We were just talking. | |
| [12:22] | She doesn’t need to talk to you, ok? | |
| [12:24] | She doesn’t need any of you. | |
| [12:27] | I’m really sorry about this, guys… | |
| [12:28] | Don’t apologize to them. | |
| [12:30] | Let’s go. | |
| [12:32] | Stay away from her. Don’t even talk to her. | |
| [12:46] | I’m gonna explore that thing a little more with the parrot, the dog… | |
| [12:50] | (Whispers) all right, good night. | |
| [12:51] | We got some good stuff today. Yeah. | |
| [12:52] | Ok, bye. | |
| [12:59] | (Ben) hey. | |
| [13:00] | Hey. I didn’t wanna wake you up. | |
| [13:03] | That’s ok. | |
| [13:05] | Go back to sleep. Ok. | |
| [13:14] | You didn’t tell him, did you? | |
| [13:18] | You saw how important this thing is to him. | |
| [13:21] | What about what’s important to you? | |
| [13:24] | You can’t work with him until 1:30 in the morning and then start studying. | |
| [13:27] | It’s too much. | |
| [13:31] | I know. | |
| [13:34] | Why don’t you tell him you can’t do it? | |
| [13:38] | ‘Cause it’s something I really wanna do. | |
| [13:40] | Ok. Well, then good luck. | |
| [13:44] | Ok. | Ok. |
| [13:54] | (Sighs) | |
| [14:06] | What’s your major? | |
| [14:07] | Poli sci. | |
| [14:08] | Not bad. | |
| [14:09] | Poli sci. | |
| [14:17] | Are these real? | |
| [14:19] | What do you think? | |
| [14:22] | Thanks for coming in. | |
| [14:23] | Would you call the next guy, please? | |
| [14:26] | Hey, how did he feel? | |
| [14:30] | I’m doing my job. You think I like looking at these guys? | |
| [14:34] | No. I think you love it. | |
| [14:35] | It’s for the calendar. Right. | |
| [14:37] | Hey, guys, moving on. Hi. | |
| [14:40] | Your name and year. | |
| [14:42] | Veronica temple, and I’m a senior. | |
| [14:44] | Great. | |
| [14:45] | She’s a senior. | |
| [14:47] | That’s… um… uh… Ok, do you have… | |
| [14:52] | How about your likes and dislikes? | |
| [14:53] | Yes, good. If any. | |
| [14:55] | I love walking barefoot on the beach… | |
| [14:57] | Who doesn’t? | |
| [14:58] | …cuddling… | |
| [14:59] | Cuddling. | |
| [15:01] | …and praying for world peace. | |
| [15:04] | And I don’t like loud people. | |
| [15:06] | Who? Ok! Thanks for coming in. | |
| [15:09] | (Sean) wait one second. | |
| [15:10] | We have to see her in a bikini. | |
| [15:12] | Yeah. It’s for the calendar. Right? | |
| [15:18] | (Stammers) oh, buddy. | |
| [15:23] | Fantastic. | |
| [15:24] | Ok. Pick a month. What’s your favorite month? Name one. | |
| [15:28] | June. | |
| [15:30] | June. Fantastic. That’s great, June. | |
| [15:32] | Summer. | |
| [15:33] | Thanks, June… Uh, Veronica. | |
| [15:35] | Thank you. We’ll call you. | |
| [15:37] | (Richard) June it is. | |
| [15:42] | We have her number, right? | |
| [15:43] | Yeah, I have her number. | |
| [15:45] | Now I know what to get you for hanukkah… a drool cup. | |
| [15:48] | What are you talking about? | |
| [15:49] | Should’ve seen the way you were staring at her boobs. | |
| [15:51] | I wasn’t touching her boobs the way you were touching dirk’s. | |
| [15:54] | Walking barefoot on the beach and praying for world peace are her likes? | |
| [15:57] | Why didn’t she just say oxygen and gravity? | |
| [16:00] | Don’t get mad at me just ’cause she’s hot. Ok? | |
| [16:05] | Then sleep with her. I need a break. | |
| [16:08] | Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| [16:11] | Dude. What the hell’s going on with you guys? | |
| [16:13] | Nothing. | |
| [16:15] | Fine, don’t tell me, but, please, try to act professional. | |
| [16:17] | You’re creepin’ out the models. | |
| [16:19] | And the president. | |
| [16:23] | He’s dealing again. | |
| [16:26] | I overheard him talking with somebody on the phone. | |
| [16:31] | And he’s using again, too. | |
| [16:37] | Sad to say, so am I. | |
| [16:42] | I know that it’s wrong, but when I’m with him, I just… I… | |
| [16:50] | I can’t help myself. | |
| [16:59] | (Chattering) | |
| [17:07] | Hey, can I talk to you for a second? | |
| [17:09] | I can’t. I’m sorry, I’ve gotta go. | |
| [17:11] | Listen, Molly, this is getting stupid. | |
| [17:13] | He’s dealing again. What are you doing? | |
| [17:16] | He’s just doing this temporarily… to get by. | |
| [17:19] | He said that he’s gonna get clean. | |
| [17:21] | He promised me he’s gonna get clean. | |
| [17:23] | And you believe him? | |
| [17:25] | I have to, Ben. I love him. | |
| [17:34] | (Megan) where’s the zoom on this thing? | |
| [17:38] | Can you see me ok? I’ve got a really nice body. | |
| [17:41] | (Megan) oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can all see that. | |
| [17:44] | Hey! Gimme the camera back. | |
| [17:45] | Excuse me. I’m talking to Joe. | |
| [17:48] | Joe? Yeah? | |
| [17:49] | What is your major? | |
| [17:51] | You know what? You’re spending too much time talking to Joe. | |
| [17:54] | No offense, Joe. | |
| [17:55] | None taken. | |
| [17:56] | What do you care how long I talk to Joe? | |
| [17:58] | What’s going on? Nothing. | |
| [17:59] | Thank you, we’ll call you. (Joe) Ok. | |
| [18:01] | No, not nothing. You’re bickering. | |
| [18:03] | You’re like my parents. And when you meet them, you will not be flattered. | |
| [18:06] | Hey. | |
| [18:08] | Hey. What are you guys doing together? | |
| [18:10] | Dropping off your keys. Don’t give us a hard time. | |
| [18:13] | Ooh. How’s the calendar thing going? | |
| [18:16] | Good. It’d be a lot better | |
| [18:18] | if it weren’t for yick and yack here. | |
| [18:21] | Can I check that out, please? | |
| [18:23] | Yeah. Just don’t check it out too much. | |
| [18:26] | I gotta go to class, so I’ll give you a call? | |
| [18:28] | Better do that. | |
| [18:29] | Ok. Bye, guys. | |
| [18:31] | (Megan) bye. | |
| [18:33] | Damn. So all these girls go to this school | |
| [18:35] | and want to be in your calendar? | |
| [18:38] | Mm-hmm. Student fund is low. They’re loyal to their school. | |
| [18:41] | Plus, they’re hot. Look at that one. | |
| [18:44] | Show him that one. | |
| [18:45] | Hey. (Tracy) look at that one. | |
| [18:47] | What? | |
| [18:49] | Take off your shirt. | |
| [18:50] | Megan! | |
| [18:52] | Shut up. Do it. | |
| [19:07] | You’re in. | |
| [19:09] | Ok, another idea I had | |
| [19:11] | was the arrival of the dyslexic parrot. | |
| [19:13] | He’s earnest, well-intentioned, but he gets everything wrong. | |
| [19:16] | That’s good. | |
| [19:17] | I had an idea where he goes to the dog to ask him for advice. | |
| [19:20] | The dog thinks he’s coming on to him | |
| [19:22] | ’cause he’s going through that sexual crisis. | |
| [19:24] | Ok. | |
| [19:25] | Yeah. | |
| [19:28] | Ok. How about your ideas? | |
| [19:30] | Ok, let’s see here. | |
| [19:34] | Maybe one where all the characters meet. | |
| [19:37] | Yeah, I already said that one. | |
| [19:39] | Oh. | |
| [19:42] | Ok, how about one where the dog gets worms? | |
| [19:49] | And they become friends. Said that one, too. | |
| [19:54] | Oh. | |
| [19:55] | (Sighs) | |
| [19:57] | Look, are you ok? | |
| [20:01] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [20:03] | ‘Cause this project is really important to me. | |
| [20:05] | And it seems like you don’t care that much. | |
| [20:09] | (Crying) | |
| [20:11] | What? Look, what’s wrong? | |
| [20:14] | I just didn’t get much sleep. | |
| [20:16] | I just didn’t sleep last night, that’s all. | |
| [20:18] | I’m just… uhh. | |
| [20:20] | I’m sorry. The only reason I’m being pushy about this | |
| [20:22] | is ’cause we’re under such a deadline. I know! | |
| [20:24] | I don’t know what is wrong with you… | |
| [20:26] | Nothing. Let’s just work on “pet store.” Let’s get this stupid thing out of the way. | |
| [20:30] | “This stupid thing”? I’ll just do it myself. | |
| [20:34] | Fine. | |
| [20:41] | Oh… | |
| [20:43] | Noel, wait. | |
| [20:46] | Noel, wait. Wait a second. | |
| [20:52] | Hey. | |
| [20:53] | Hey. | |
| [20:55] | Something happened. | |
| [20:57] | Can I come back, please? | |
| [20:59] | Yeah. Hang on. Ok. | |
| [21:13] | (Door opens) | |
| [21:15] | (Ben) hey. | |
| [21:17] | Hey. | |
| [21:18] | What’s-what’s the problem? | |
| [21:20] | What’s the problem? Yeah. | |
| [21:21] | Felicity’s the problem or Felicity’s got a problem, | |
| [21:24] | or her problem’s become my problem, I don’t know. | |
| [21:26] | Ok, but what happened? | |
| [21:28] | She’s not being a good friend is what happened. | |
| [21:30] | I mean, yes, I’m grateful. The “loser pet store” idea was her concept, | |
| [21:33] | but you know what? | |
| [21:35] | Good ideas only get you so far. They don’t get you the job. | |
| [21:38] | She’s usually so reliable. Now it’s like she’s not even there. | |
| [21:41] | She’s just… I don’t know. She’s, what, overloaded? | |
| [21:44] | No, that’s not it. I don’t have time to figure out what’s going on. | |
| [21:47] | You want to know what happened, what’s going on? | |
| [21:49] | She’s been busting her ass trying to help you | |
| [21:51] | and stay on top of her own classes. | |
| [21:53] | She found out she can’t drop “western thought.” Boyden’s class. | |
| [21:58] | If she wants to pass, she has to get an “a” on the final. | |
| [22:01] | On top of all of her own work, on top of helping you, | |
| [22:03] | she’s been cramming for that test all week. | |
| [22:06] | She has to get an “a” on the final? | |
| [22:09] | Yes. Oh, my god. | |
| [22:10] | She just didn’t wanna abandon you, | |
| [22:13] | even though that’s what I told her she should do. | |
| [22:15] | You told her to abandon me. Yeah. | |
| [22:18] | (Phone rings) That was nice of you. | |
| [22:22] | Hello? | |
| [22:25] | Really. Ok. Um, well, yeah. | |
| [22:28] | Yes, yes, I’ll come over right now. Ok. | |
| [22:31] | I gotta go. | |
| [22:33] | What’s going on? | |
| [22:34] | I’ll tell you later. | |
| [22:35] | You all right? Yeah. | |
| [22:45] | So I walked back into the hotel room where we’re staying, | |
| [22:50] | and, um… | |
| [22:54] | …and he pulls a gun. | |
| [22:57] | He pulled a gun on you. Are you kidding me? | |
| [22:59] | He had no idea it was me. He was really high. | |
| [23:02] | That doesn’t matter. That’s not an excuse, Molly. | |
| [23:04] | I know. He doesn’t even know that I’ve left. | |
| [23:09] | I mean, he’s going to be so mad. | |
| [23:12] | Molly, don’t worry about him. | |
| [23:14] | Is it wrong of me to want to go back to the hotel? | |
| [23:16] | (Ben) you can’t go back to the hotel. | |
| [23:18] | I shouldn’t have left him like that. | |
| [23:21] | Why not? | |
| [23:23] | You know what? I thought I was strong enough to do this, but I’m not. | |
| [23:27] | And I can’t stand it that I cannot make this right. | |
| [23:29] | All right. Just-just… Just try to think about… | |
| [23:33] | Try to think about what Alicia was talking about last week and the week before, | |
| [23:37] | that you can’t fix anybody but you. | |
| [23:39] | All right, you gotta fix yourself here, not him. | |
| [23:41] | You have no idea what this is like… | |
| [23:43] | To love somebody so much, you know, to need them, | |
| [23:49] | to not even know whether you can breathe without them. | |
| [23:52] | Molly, the guy’s carrying a gun. All right, he’s got a gun. | |
| [23:56] | You can’t go back there. | |
| [24:04] | I’m so scared. | |
| [24:06] | Going back to James isn’t going to make that feeling go away. | |
| [24:08] | What if something really bad happens to him? | |
| [24:11] | If you go back there, | |
| [24:13] | something bad might happen to you. | |
| [24:19] | (Megan) what was wrong with the last guy? | |
| [24:21] | The last guy… Um, I don’t know. | |
| [24:23] | He was missing a certain something. Um, brains. | |
| [24:26] | Brains? What about Connie, who you loved? | |
| [24:29] | Connie was smart. Oh, my god, smart! | |
| [24:32] | The only thing smart about that girl was her outfit, which had a certain flair. | |
| [24:35] | But she, however, was a dunce. You know what? You’re wrong. | |
| [24:38] | No, you’re wrong! I’m not wrong! | |
| [24:41] | Shut up! If I have to spend any more time with you two, | |
| [24:43] | I’m gonna cut off my head. | |
| [24:46] | I’m sorry. Just, guys, what the hell is going on? | |
| [24:49] | It’s obvious. | |
| [24:51] | Megan, this is our problem. | |
| [24:52] | It’s called sexual tension. | |
| [24:54] | Oh, all right. I get it. | |
| [24:57] | You guys haven’t had the sex since your surgery. | |
| [25:00] | I don’t want to talk about this in front of Richard, ok. | |
| [25:03] | Thanks a lot. As if I brought it up. | |
| [25:04] | You don’t want to talk with me, either. | |
| [25:07] | That’s because there’s nothing to talk about, ok? | |
| [25:09] | You know, when it’s time, it’s time. | |
| [25:11] | I got news for you. It’s time. | |
| [25:13] | Ok, you know what? I’ll see you guys later. | |
| [25:18] | Hey. | Hey. |
| [25:19] | What’s his problem? | |
| [25:21] | His penis apparently. | |
| [25:22] | Did Tracy tell you where he was going? | |
| [25:25] | No, but, hey, look at this. | |
| [25:28] | Excuse me. What is this? | |
| [25:31] | Yeah, he’s going to be in the school calendar. | |
| [25:34] | Mr. October. Isn’t that great, or what? | |
| [25:36] | No, nuh-uh. This is not gonna happen. | |
| [25:39] | What? No, hey, he was the best chunk of hunk we saw all day. | |
| [25:42] | He’s a sensitive, religious man. | |
| [25:44] | You can’t make a mockery of that. | |
| [25:46] | Ok, I’ll put something really sweet underneath, | |
| [25:49] | like, “virgin… proud of it.” There. Problem solved. | |
| [25:52] | Richard, please. You can’t do that. | |
| [25:54] | Every girl in school will be after him, and I won’t have a chance. | |
| [25:57] | It’s his call. Go talk to him. | |
| [26:01] | It’s not like he’ll have sex with her anyway. | |
| [26:04] | (Phone ringing) | |
| [26:10] | You all right? | |
| [26:11] | Yeah. | |
| [26:15] | I just know that he’s looking for me. | |
| [26:18] | Well, he’s not going to show up at a rehab clinic. | |
| [26:22] | I think you’re safe. | |
| [26:24] | Well, maybe they’ll let me stay here, then, | |
| [26:27] | for like, a couple of years. | |
| [26:29] | (Laughing) | |
| [26:38] | You know what’s funny? | |
| [26:41] | What? | |
| [26:43] | We do these things… We go to the al-anon meetings, | |
| [26:45] | and we come here, but we do that, | |
| [26:49] | but I don’t really know you at all. | |
| [26:52] | Mmm. And you know what’s ironic? | |
| [26:58] | The fact that somebody that doesn’t know me | |
| [27:01] | is probably doing the nicest thing | |
| [27:03] | that anybody’s ever done for me. | |
| [27:12] | You have no idea how horrible I feel. I’m the worst friend. | |
| [27:15] | I was only thinking about myself, clearly, and I’m really sorry. | |
| [27:19] | But the truth is, I should have told you. | |
| [27:22] | True. Yes, you should have. But if you’re mad, I don’t blame you. | |
| [27:25] | I was sort of a jerk, so… | |
| [27:26] | Ok, ok, enough groveling. Apology accepted. | |
| [27:30] | Thank you. You know, the real reason this mattered to me, | |
| [27:33] | I was really looking forward to doing this with you. | |
| [27:36] | That’s all. And I am, too. | |
| [27:38] | Look, I don’t want to blow off “loser pet store.” | |
| [27:42] | Maybe there’s a way Morrison can give us an extension, | |
| [27:46] | even if it was for a few days. | |
| [27:48] | Probably. They can see the others first, and ours, and then make their choice. | |
| [27:54] | Right. ‘Cause then I could do both, which you know I really want to do. | |
| [27:57] | I know. I can tell. | |
| [27:58] | Hi. Professor Morrison. Um, Howard, it’s Noel crane. | |
| [28:03] | Yeah, things are going really good. | |
| [28:05] | We got some really good stuff. | |
| [28:07] | Yeah, we’re really excited, too. | |
| [28:09] | So, actually, that’s the reason I’m calling | |
| [28:11] | is because we have so much good stuff, | |
| [28:12] | I was hoping we could get a slight… extension. | |
| [28:16] | Like until Monday. | |
| [28:17] | No, sorry. Not a chance. We need it by Friday. | |
| [28:21] | Oh. Ok. Sure. | |
| [28:24] | Yeah, that’s fine. | |
| [28:26] | Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, ok, bye-bye. | |
| [28:29] | Well, Monday it is. That’s great. | |
| [28:32] | Yeah, yeah. And I’m going to get you that “a.” | |
| [28:34] | What do you mean? | |
| [28:35] | Boyden. I t.A.’D that class year. | |
| [28:38] | Are you kidding me? You were the teacher? | |
| [28:40] | Well, assistant. | |
| [28:41] | Oh, my god, Noel. Thank you so much. | |
| [28:44] | Thank you so much. Yeah. Uh-huh. | |
| [28:53] | Tracy. | |
| [28:56] | Hey, what are doing here? | |
| [28:58] | Waiting on a hypocrite. | |
| [29:00] | Excuse me? | |
| [29:02] | On a tease. That’s what you are? | |
| [29:03] | Um, look… You’re calling me names. | |
| [29:06] | After what’s gone down, you don’t get to do that for another hundred years. | |
| [29:10] | You say that you’re all about your virginity? | |
| [29:12] | And then you go out and flaunt yourself to the world? | |
| [29:16] | It’s for the student treasury. It’s for a good cause. | |
| [29:19] | I don’t care. I don’t like you | |
| [29:21] | puttin’ yourself out there like that. I can’t help it. | |
| [29:23] | And you didn’t even ask me. | |
| [29:25] | You didn’t ask me what I thought. | |
| [29:27] | Why do I have to ask you what you thought? | |
| [29:29] | Elena, you are not my girlfriend. You’re my friend. | |
| [29:31] | Well, I can’t be that, either. | |
| [29:37] | Ok, with extra points for the Latin… | |
| [29:39] | “Cogito ergo sum.” | |
| [29:40] | I think, therefore I am, descartes. | |
| [29:42] | That’s too easy. Come on. | |
| [29:44] | All right. Double jeopardy. | |
| [29:45] | “Two things fill the mind | |
| [29:47] | “with ever-increasing admiration and awe. | |
| [29:49] | The starry heavens above and the moral law within.” | |
| [29:52] | Yeah, I have no idea. | |
| [29:54] | Come on, you know this. | |
| [29:56] | Um… | |
| [29:59] | No. | |
| [30:00] | Immanuel kant, “categorical imperatives.” | |
| [30:02] | I’m so gonna fail. | |
| [30:04] | No, you’re not. We still have time. | |
| [30:06] | (Door opens) | |
| [30:09] | You guys need to lock your door. | |
| [30:10] | Yeah, I thought I did. | |
| [30:12] | Where is she? | |
| [30:17] | Hello! Is she here? | |
| [30:19] | No, she’s not here. | |
| [30:21] | If you’re lying to me… | |
| [30:23] | Don’t threaten her. | |
| [30:24] | Hey, James, she’s not here. | |
| [30:25] | James! She’s really not here. | |
| [30:29] | (Molly) James. | |
| [30:34] | What the hell, baby? All your stuff is gone. | |
| [30:37] | Yeah. I know. Um… I just needed some time. | |
| [30:42] | For what? | |
| [30:44] | James. | |
| [30:45] | Baby, these people don’t care about you. You know where you belong. | |
| [30:48] | James. I’m not talkin’ to you. | |
| [30:56] | Please don’t do this. | |
| [30:58] | Get your things. No, I… | |
| [31:00] | She doesn’t want to go with you! | |
| [31:02] | This is not your problem. | |
| [31:03] | James. James. I’m sure you’re a nice guy, | |
| [31:07] | and you just… Want her to go with you, I understand that, | |
| [31:09] | but she just wants to sleep. | |
| [31:11] | Ok, she just wants to sleep for a little bit, all right? | |
| [31:13] | Just let her sleep. | |
| [31:16] | Ok, none of us want anything ugly to happen here, ok? | |
| [31:33] | Yeah, ok. | |
| [31:36] | You sleep or whatever, but I’ll see you later. | |
| [31:57] | Are you sure you’re going to be ok here? | |
| [31:59] | Yeah, I’ll be fine. | |
| [32:01] | Will you lock the inside of the doors? I got it covered. | |
| [32:03] | And we’ll be at the library if you need us. | |
| [32:07] | Um… we’re gonna probably be there all night, so… | |
| [32:10] | I know. Go study. I’ll be fine. | |
| [32:13] | Good. | |
| [32:17] | Oh, you’re… I’ll be outside. | |
| [32:23] | Hey. | |
| [32:24] | I was really scared before. | |
| [32:27] | Yeah, so was I. I really was. | |
| [32:34] | I don’t want this to sound stupid, but… | |
| [32:36] | What? | |
| [32:42] | I’m just proud of you. | |
| [32:44] | The way you handled that, that was really… | |
| [32:46] | You were so calm and in control. | |
| [32:50] | That was really great. | |
| [32:52] | Yeah, I was just trying not to wet my pants. | |
| [33:00] | I love you. | |
| [33:01] | I love you, too. | |
| [33:07] | If I don’t see you before tomorrow, good luck on your final. | |
| [33:10] | Ok. | Ok. |
| [33:14] | Ok. Bye. | |
| [33:39] | Give me six underlying concepts of existentialism. | |
| [33:45] | I wanna go to sleep. | |
| [33:46] | Come on, this is gonna be on the test. | |
| [33:49] | Noel, seriously, what’s the use? | |
| [33:51] | This is hopeless. I’m gonna be totally on my own. | |
| [33:54] | Good. | |
| [33:56] | Good what? | |
| [33:57] | Well, that was one. | |
| [33:58] | I was talking about myself. | |
| [34:00] | Well, you were right. | |
| [34:01] | Man is alone in an indifferent and uncaring universe. | |
| [34:04] | Jean-Paul sartre, but he’s the McDonald’s of existentialism. | |
| [34:07] | So you’re gonna have to do better than that if you want an “a,” all right? | |
| [34:10] | I hear words coming out of your mouth. | |
| [34:13] | I just have no idea what they mean. | |
| [34:15] | Ok. Look at me. Look. | |
| [34:17] | (Sighs) | |
| [34:19] | You need to rally. | |
| [34:20] | You need to look deep within yourself | |
| [34:22] | to those reserves that we all have, | |
| [34:24] | that energy that only comes into action when we’re in the trenches. | |
| [34:27] | And you need to use it. | |
| [34:29] | I have no idea where it is. | |
| [34:30] | Then find it. All right? | |
| [34:32] | Because I know you can do this, | |
| [34:34] | not because you’re the smartest student or the most dedicated student. | |
| [34:37] | I am dedicated. | |
| [34:39] | But because I have faith. I have faith in you. | |
| [34:43] | I have ever since I met you. You can do anything you want. | |
| [34:47] | I can’t fly. | |
| [34:49] | That’s just one thing. | |
| [34:51] | All right. All that sarcastic energy… hey. | |
| [34:55] | Focus it. | |
| [34:57] | Ok, ’cause I’m here sacrificing what little time I have | |
| [34:59] | to study for my own finals, | |
| [35:01] | only because I know this isn’t a lost cause. | |
| [35:04] | This is not a waste of time. | |
| [35:05] | A lot of peop… All the people would not get this from me. | |
| [35:09] | But you… I want this to be one of those nights | |
| [35:13] | we look back on when we’re old, | |
| [35:14] | and we say, “remember that all-nighter that we pulled? | |
| [35:18] | “And against all possible odds, we did it. | |
| [35:20] | You passed that class.” | |
| [35:23] | That’s what I want this to be. | |
| [35:26] | Look, you’re saving my ass with “loser pet store.” | |
| [35:30] | I’m gonna save yours with western thought. | |
| [35:33] | Yeah. Let’s do it. | |
| [35:35] | Ok. | |
| [35:37] | Six underlying concepts of existentialism… Let me hear ’em. | |
| [35:51] | Hey. | |
| [35:52] | Hey. | |
| [35:56] | You all right? | |
| [35:59] | Yeah. | |
| [36:06] | I need to break up with him. | |
| [36:09] | Yeah. | |
| [36:11] | I just need to say the words. | |
| [36:16] | And… I wanna do it in person. | |
| [36:19] | I think he deserves that at least. | |
| [36:21] | You really think you should see him again? | |
| [36:24] | James would never hurt me. | |
| [36:28] | He just needs to hear that it’s over. | |
| [36:32] | He needs to hear me say the words. | |
| [36:37] | Um… | |
| [36:40] | If you’re gonna do it, then you should do it in a public place. | |
| [36:44] | Uh, I’ll come with you. | |
| [36:46] | No. No, I don’t know what he’d do if he saw you. | |
| [36:49] | He doesn’t have to see me. I mean, the guy’s dangerous. | |
| [36:53] | I’m-I’m-I’m not gonna let you go alone. | |
| [36:57] | Don’t I have a say? | |
| [36:58] | No. | |
| [37:01] | I’ll stay out of sight, I promise. | |
| [37:04] | Thanks. | |
| [37:27] | (Knock on door) | |
| [37:28] | (Elena) hold on! I’m coming! | |
| [37:30] | (Knocking) | |
| [37:31] | Jeez. | |
| [37:35] | Hi. | |
| [37:37] | Hey. | |
| [37:38] | What’s going on? | |
| [37:41] | You’re right. I don’t think we can be friends anymore. | |
| [37:43] | Oh. Um… | |
| [37:46] | Yeah, you’re probably right. | |
| [37:49] | Yeah. | |
| [37:53] | I probably am. | |
| [38:03] | (Door closes) | |
| [38:04] | Hey. | |
| [38:06] | Hey. | |
| [38:08] | So? Come on. I’m dying. How’d it go? | |
| [38:10] | Amazing. Yeah? | |
| [38:12] | Yeah, I mean, I was barely awake, | |
| [38:14] | but somehow the answers just kept coming. | |
| [38:16] | Yay. I could keep hearing your voice in my head. | |
| [38:19] | It was annoying, but it was helpful. | |
| [38:21] | Good. | |
| [38:23] | You are such a good friend. | |
| [38:26] | No, not really. | |
| [38:27] | Yeah, you are. | |
| [38:28] | No. | |
| [38:30] | Remember how I told you that we had that extension for “loser pet store”? | |
| [38:33] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [38:34] | Yeah, I lied. Morrison didn’t give it to us, | |
| [38:37] | and he wants the stuff by tomorrow, | |
| [38:39] | so, you know, we’ll pull another all-nighter tonight. | |
| [38:43] | You mad? | |
| [38:45] | (Snores) | |
| [38:48] | Felicity? You sleeping? | |
| [38:55] | Well, that’s it, then. | |
| [38:57] | We got ourselves a calendar. | |
| [38:59] | 24 of the hottest babes and boys this school has to offer. | |
| [39:01] | Congratulations. | |
| [39:02] | Terrific, yeah. | |
| [39:04] | Cheer up, you two. | |
| [39:05] | This is gonna be the greatest fund-raiser this school has ever had. | |
| [39:09] | People are gonna be talking about my administration for years to come. | |
| [39:12] | Yeah, it’s the dawning of the age of Richard. | |
| [39:15] | You know what? It is. | |
| [39:17] | And you two are a small part of that history. | |
| [39:20] | You should be proud. | |
| [39:21] | Yeah, something to tell the grandkids. | |
| [39:24] | Grandkids? That’s a bit ambitious, don’t you think? | |
| [39:29] | Maybe we should get our little equipment problem looked at first. | |
| [39:32] | Ok, you know what… | |
| [39:33] | I’m out of here. I have to go find a photographer. | |
| [39:36] | Hey, these are the extras, | |
| [39:38] | if you wanna hold on to them, maybe for the fantasies, | |
| [39:41] | in case things don’t work out? Leave. | |
| [39:56] | He’s right about one thing. | |
| [39:57] | Richard’s not right about anything. | |
| [39:59] | I’m never gonna be one of these guys. | |
| [40:03] | One of the guys that you fantasize about. | |
| [40:05] | What makes you think that any of these guys are part of my fantasies? | |
| [40:09] | Well, with my problem, I sort of assumed that any guy but me | |
| [40:13] | would be part of your fantasies. | |
| [40:15] | You actually thought that? | |
| [40:18] | Yeah, I… yes. | |
| [40:20] | I wanted to be with you since the day after the operation. | |
| [40:24] | I’ve just been scared that if I don’t perform | |
| [40:28] | that you’ll find some guy who can. | |
| [40:32] | God. All this time, I thought that… I thought… | |
| [40:36] | I thought you weren’t into me. | |
| [40:48] | Whoa. Hey, welcome home. | |
| [40:50] | Wow. You wanna get out of here? | |
| [40:52] | Yeah, let’s go. Let’s go. | |
| [40:53] | Can you run with that thing? Right now. Yes. | |
| [40:55] | (Macy gray) ? In my last years with him | |
| [40:57] | ♪ there were bruises on my face | |
| [41:00] | ♪ in my dawn and new day | |
| [41:04] | ♪ I finally got away | |
| [41:08] | ♪ my head’s all messed up | |
| [41:10] | ♪ and he knows just what to say | |
| [41:13] | ♪ no more dawn and new days | |
| [41:17] | ♪ I’m going back to stay | |
| [41:20] | ♪ so why say bye-bye | |
| [41:26] | ♪ when it only makes me cry♪ | |
| [41:33] | ♪ I still light up like a candle burnin’ | |
| [41:37] | ♪ when he calls me up | |
| [41:39] | ♪ I still melt down like a candle burnin’ | |
| [41:44] | ♪ every time we touch | |
| [41:46] | ♪ oh, say what you will | |
| [41:50] | ♪ he does me wrong, and I should be gone | |
| [41:53] | ♪ but I still be lovin’ you, baby | |
| [41:57] | ♪ and it’s much too much | |
| [42:02] | ♪ we are going down | |
| [42:04] | ♪ ’cause you’re always getting high | |
| [42:07] | ♪ and your crumbs of lovin’ | |
| [42:10] | ♪ no longer get me by | |
| [42:14] | ♪ wow! It gets better every time that we get high | |
| [42:20] | ♪ then your crumbs of lovin’ | |
| [42:24] | ♪ they somehow get me by | |
| [42:27] | ♪ why say bye-bye | |
| [42:33] | ♪ when it only makes me cry♪ | |
| [42:39] | ♪ I still light up like a candle burnin’ | |
| [42:44] | ♪ when he calls me up | |
| [42:46] | ♪ I still | |
| [42:48] | ♪ melt down like a candle burnin’ | |
| [42:51] | ♪ every time we touch | |
| [42:54] | ♪ I still light up like a candle burnin’ | |
| [42:57] | ♪ when he calls me up… | |
| [43:00] | Ooh. | |
| [43:01] | (Chuckling) | |
| [43:03] | I knew it would work eventually. | |
| [43:04] | Oh, yeah, you were always really confident. | |
| [43:08] | It was… it was ok, though, right? | |
| [43:10] | Oh, my god, it was great. It was better than ok. | |
| [43:15] | You wanna go again? | |
| [43:17] | Don’t push your luck. Ok. | |
| [43:26] | Honey, for your first time, all I can say is, “oh, my god.” | |
| [43:35] | Uh-huh. | |
| [43:38] | ♪ …these arms you’ll stay | |
| [43:41] | ♪ why♪ | |
| [43:42] | ♪ I should’ve left ya | |
| [43:45] | ♪ and why… |