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| [00:00] | Previously on Felicity: | |
| [00:01] | I have a sore nut. | |
| [00:03] | Huh? It might be… | |
| [00:04] | Infected, and so I’m taking antibiotics. | |
| [00:08] | That’s it? | |
| [00:09] | Ben, I’m so sorry. | |
| [00:10] | I should have told you… | |
| [00:12] | You should’ve, but you didn’t. | |
| [00:14] | All I know is I slept in his room. I don’t remember what happened. | |
| [00:17] | I wanted to find out before I told you… You wanna know what happened?! | |
| [00:20] | You slept with him. You had sex with him. | |
| [00:25] | You take care. You too. | |
| [00:30] | (Piano music) | |
| [00:32] | So, I think my humanities professor | |
| [00:34] | has a little crunch on me. | |
| [00:36] | Every time she says the words “oral exam,” | |
| [00:39] | she looks me in the eyes like this. | |
| [00:41] | Hmm. Yeah. | |
| [00:43] | Thanks. Hey, can I ask you a personal question? | |
| [00:46] | Of course, it’s me. Yeah, um… | |
| [00:48] | Say you had a friend that you found out was… gay. | |
| [00:51] | Is this about Benjamin? | |
| [00:53] | What? Uh, no. | |
| [00:55] | Oh. For a second there I got excited. | |
| [00:57] | No. I’m not gonna mention his name, all right? Ahh. It’s Richard. | |
| [01:00] | Will you let me ask you this question? | |
| [01:02] | Don’t tell me if it’s not Richard. | |
| [01:04] | If you found out someone you knew was gay, | |
| [01:07] | who was pretending that he wasn’t, | |
| [01:08] | would you tell him you knew? | |
| [01:10] | Don’t say a thing to Richard. | |
| [01:12] | I never said that it was Richard. | |
| [01:15] | When he is ready to come out of that walk-in closet of his, | |
| [01:18] | he will, on his own recognizance, reeking of cedar. | |
| [01:21] | I’m afraid this person thinks | |
| [01:23] | his friends won’t accept him if he told us. | |
| [01:26] | Ok, this is what you do: | |
| [01:29] | You say to him, “Richard…” Javier, I… | |
| [01:32] | Ok. Say, “I am your friend, ok? No matter what.” | |
| [01:37] | He’ll be very happy to hear that. | |
| [01:40] | Whoever this person is. | |
| [01:44] | You’re such a sweetheart for caring so much. | |
| [01:48] | Yeah, I mean, he would know, right? | |
| [01:50] | (Man) right. So I wasn’t gonna say anything. | |
| [01:52] | (Man) yeah. Yeah. | |
| [01:53] | But then Richard showed up and he started doing it again. | |
| [01:56] | (Man) doing what again? | |
| [01:58] | Convincing me that he’s straight. | |
| [02:00] | I gotta tell you about this girl I know. She’s so hot. | |
| [02:04] | Who? I met her years ago. | |
| [02:05] | She just moved to New York. She’s truly, the hottest. | |
| [02:08] | Good. No, it’s torture. | |
| [02:11] | Cause, um, I’m thinking of taking it to the next level. | |
| [02:15] | You know? Making my move. Upping the stakes. | |
| [02:17] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [02:19] | The ante, you know? Mm-hmm. | |
| [02:21] | This girl, she’s got brains, a sense of humor, | |
| [02:24] | unbelievable boombas. | |
| [02:26] | Richard… | |
| [02:28] | I’m your friend, ok? No matter what. | |
| [02:33] | And this is a sandwich, ok? No matter what. | |
| [02:35] | What the hell’s gotten into you? Nothing. | |
| [02:37] | B.s. Nothing. You’ve been acting really weird to me lately. | |
| [02:40] | All egg shells, awkward. | |
| [02:43] | Gonna tell me what the problem is? | |
| [02:45] | I don’t wanna talk about it. Talk about what? | |
| [02:47] | See, there is something. Just tell me man. | |
| [02:49] | Don’t puss around so much. Speak your mind. | |
| [02:52] | I know that you’re gay. | |
| [02:54] | Ok? And I just want you to know that I’m ok with it. | |
| [02:58] | It doesn’t bother me. I’m your friend no matter what your preference… | |
| [03:01] | You think I’m gay? | |
| [03:02] | I was fixing this guy’s computer, Jason, | |
| [03:04] | and I saw the picture of you guys with your shirts off | |
| [03:08] | and your arms around each other… | |
| [03:09] | Is that what you think? I’ve got some sexual secret? | |
| [03:12] | That I’m hiding something? That I’m ashamed of something? | |
| [03:15] | I don’t think you’re ashamed… You can just go to hell! | |
| [03:23] | I told you. | |
| [03:32] | ♪ Can you become | |
| [03:35] | ♪ can you become | |
| [03:38] | ♪ a new version of you | |
| [03:42] | ♪ new wallpaper | |
| [03:44] | ♪ new shoe leather | |
| [03:47] | ♪ a new way home | |
| [03:50] | ♪ you don’t remember | |
| [03:53] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [03:56] | ♪ I need a new | |
| [03:59] | ♪ version of me | |
| [04:02] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [04:06] | ♪ I need a new. | |
| [04:08] | Version of me ♪ | |
| [04:27] | (Meghan) what time is your appointment? | |
| [04:29] | 3:15. | |
| [04:31] | But I’m meeting Felicity in about 20 minutes. | |
| [04:35] | You nervous? | |
| [04:36] | Nah. I like Felicity. | |
| [04:38] | Sean, you can tell me if you are. | |
| [04:41] | I’m not nervous. | |
| [04:43] | Hey, look at me. Do you want me to go with you? | |
| [04:47] | Definitely not, this is just a pre-surgery thing. | |
| [04:49] | It’s nothing. Even the surgery’s nothing, | |
| [04:51] | it’s exploratory, it’s out-patient. | |
| [04:53] | How serious can out-patient be? | |
| [04:57] | (Door opens) | |
| [04:58] | Hey? | |
| [05:00] | Wanna do a five minute interview real quick? | |
| [05:02] | No thanks, man. | |
| [05:06] | He’s been like that for a week now. | |
| [05:09] | Well, what do you expect? | |
| [05:10] | How would you feel if you saw a picture of me on the Internet, | |
| [05:14] | naked and drunk? | |
| [05:16] | You wouldn’t be surprised. Not really. | |
| [05:18] | You’d kinda like it. | |
| [05:19] | Yeah. | |
| [05:22] | Have a good appointment. | |
| [05:24] | I will. | |
| [05:27] | (Felicity) it’s for the senior exhibit. | |
| [05:30] | It’s an art show, and, um… | |
| [05:33] | It’ll actually be on sale, which is terrifying. | |
| [05:36] | (Man) you’re kidding? How much you gonna ask? | |
| [05:39] | Um, I don’t… I don’t know. | |
| [05:42] | (Man) what is it, exactly? What’s it gonna be? | |
| [05:44] | I don’t know yet. | |
| [05:47] | (Man) you ok? Seem a little distracted. | |
| [05:50] | Uh, no, I’m fine. | |
| [05:52] | (Man) you wanna talk about the whole Ben thing? Wanna get into that? | |
| [05:55] | No, you said this interview was gonna be about the exhibit. | |
| [05:57] | (Man) I know, but I need some details. Are you guys breaking up? | |
| [06:02] | Gimme something, or else this week’s really gonna suck. | |
| [06:04] | So far, I’ve got nothing. | |
| [06:06] | Um… | |
| [06:08] | Well, yeah, I mean, I did something really stupid. | |
| [06:12] | And Ben is justifiably upset about it. | |
| [06:15] | So… | |
| [06:16] | He asked for his space and I’m trying to give it to him. | |
| [06:23] | There you go. Where’s my muffin? | |
| [06:26] | Your muffin… There’s your muffin. | |
| [06:28] | Javier, can you tell Felicity we need some more soho blend? Nope. | |
| [06:32] | I’ve got a huge line here and Kenny’s out sick, please. | |
| [06:35] | You cannot use me, Benjamin. I’m not using you. | |
| [06:38] | You cannot use me as a means of un-communicating with your girlfriend. | |
| [06:41] | She’s in the back. But you know where she is. | |
| [06:46] | Me, I’m going to take my break now. | |
| [06:56] | Um, we need some more soho blend. Ok. | |
| [07:02] | Want some help? | |
| [07:05] | Yeah, that’d be great. | |
| [07:17] | Do you, maybe, wanna get something to eat tonight? | |
| [07:20] | Uh, no, I’m gonna go play basketball with Sean. | |
| [07:25] | He said he wasn’t feeling that well. He told me he wanted to play. | |
| [07:29] | How many times am I going to have to apologize? | |
| [07:31] | I’m not asking you to. | |
| [07:32] | You’re not talking to me. | |
| [07:34] | You woke up in some guy’s bed. | |
| [07:36] | Nothing happened! You don’t know that. | |
| [07:47] | At the time, I’m working at this bakery. | |
| [07:49] | Kinda like Dean and DeLuca, | |
| [07:51] | but really small and old and in Spain. | |
| [07:53] | And I make-up this cake. | |
| [07:55] | The cake says, “your son is gay.” | |
| [07:58] | I’m going to present it to my parents that night after dinner. | |
| [08:02] | That way, if they kick me out of the house, | |
| [08:04] | at least there’s cake to eat. | |
| [08:06] | Javier, why are you telling me this? | |
| [08:08] | Listen. | |
| [08:10] | So, that night I’m really nervous, | |
| [08:11] | all throughout dinner. | |
| [08:13] | Finally it’s time for dessert. | |
| [08:16] | I go to the kitchen, get the box, | |
| [08:19] | I open it up with grand flourish, | |
| [08:22] | and the cake says “happy 83rd birthday, Maria”. | |
| [08:24] | Why are you telling me a gay story? | |
| [08:27] | Ok. Anyway, p.S. | |
| [08:30] | Maria mendoza, that night had a stroke, | |
| [08:32] | god bless her soul. | |
| [08:33] | I tell my parents flat out that I’m gay | |
| [08:38] | and they’re, like, “uh… duh.” | |
| [08:40] | But in Spanish, it has a different meaning. | |
| [08:44] | And they’re, like, “jota, we love you exactly the way you are.” | |
| [08:50] | Noel talked to you, didn’t he? | |
| [08:52] | Everyone loves you. | |
| [08:53] | You know what? Excuse me. | |
| [08:57] | Don’t be angry at Noel. Richard, come here. | |
| [09:01] | (Tires screech, honks) Hey! | |
| [09:03] | (Sean) I’m filming a movie. Relax. | |
| [09:11] | Sean! (Sean) keep kissing, I’m not here. | |
| [09:14] | Dude, you are here. You’re everywhere. Please. | |
| [09:16] | Let her kiss me goodbye in peace. | |
| [09:19] | (Sean) wait, wait, wait. | |
| [09:21] | “Goodbye”? What’re you talking about? | |
| [09:22] | My church is organizing this thing for habitat for humanity. | |
| [09:26] | All right? We’re building a house in yonkers. | |
| [09:29] | (Sean) oh, that’s so great. | |
| [09:31] | Wanna hear great? This is great: | |
| [09:33] | I got a sociology paper due on Monday. | |
| [09:37] | My girl, here… | |
| [09:38] | Offers to do an all-nighter with my class project. | |
| [09:41] | That’s great. They’re gonna put all the work into the computer. | |
| [09:44] | It’s no big deal, he’d do the same for me. | |
| [09:46] | I so would do the same for her. | |
| [09:49] | You wouldn’t. (Sean) You guys are so in love, aren’t you? | |
| [09:54] | (Elena) it freaked me out. | |
| [09:56] | In love? | |
| [09:58] | Am I in love? | |
| [10:01] | Are you in love? | |
| [10:05] | Half of me is in love. | |
| [10:08] | (Chuckles) what about the other half? | |
| [10:10] | The other half is in trouble. | |
| [10:12] | How so? | |
| [10:14] | Finn. | |
| [10:16] | Ah, the guy next door. | |
| [10:18] | Yeah… the pre-law guy. | |
| [10:21] | I keep seeing him everywhere, | |
| [10:24] | in the park, on the way to class… | |
| [10:27] | So what you’re saying is this “waiting till marriage” thing | |
| [10:30] | is getting really frustrating. | |
| [10:31] | It’s not about sex. | |
| [10:33] | Even if I was sleeping with Tracy, | |
| [10:35] | I’d still be having this problem. | |
| [10:36] | (Doorbell buzzes) I’ll get it. | |
| [10:49] | (Door opens, closes) | |
| [10:58] | It’s Finn, babe. Hey. | |
| [11:05] | I was curious what your plans were tonight. | |
| [11:09] | Uh, Finn, | |
| [11:11] | please don’t take this the wrong way, but… | |
| [11:13] | We can’t hang out. | |
| [11:16] | I admit I was attracted to you at first, | |
| [11:18] | and I might’ve led you on and I’m sorry, | |
| [11:21] | but I’m dating someone. | |
| [11:23] | Tracy. Yes. | |
| [11:25] | I’m his sociology partner. | |
| [11:29] | So we’re gonna be working together tonight. | |
| [11:31] | And I was curious what time you’d like to get started. | |
| [11:47] | Hi. | |
| [11:50] | Uh oh. | |
| [11:51] | I have a favor to ask. What? | |
| [11:53] | I already told my brothers we didn’t do anything. | |
| [11:57] | It’s not about them. Thank you for that, but, um… | |
| [12:01] | Uh… can I sit? | |
| [12:04] | Yeah. | |
| [12:06] | Sure. | |
| [12:09] | Ben, my boyfriend, saw that email, | |
| [12:11] | that picture and he thinks that you and I… | |
| [12:14] | Oh. | |
| [12:15] | Right, so… | |
| [12:18] | Nothing I say or do can convince him | |
| [12:20] | that what really happened happened, and I just… | |
| [12:22] | I saw you and I thought maybe if he heard it from you, | |
| [12:26] | if he could see that you’re actually a person… | |
| [12:28] | A nice person… You want me to talk to him? | |
| [12:31] | I’m probably the last guy on earth that guy wants to talk to. | |
| [12:35] | I know. I just… | |
| [12:36] | I love him and I don’t know what else to do. | |
| [12:46] | You talked to Javier? | |
| [12:48] | You told him I’m gay? | |
| [12:50] | There’s a shock. | |
| [12:51] | I’m not gay, for one. | |
| [12:52] | Then how do you explain the picture? | |
| [12:55] | We work together in Florida. That’s how I know Jason. | |
| [12:59] | Maybe Jason had feelings for me, | |
| [13:02] | but I did not return the sentiment, not in any way. | |
| [13:06] | I know I’m not supposed to be part of this conversation, | |
| [13:10] | but from my point of view he seems very defensive. | |
| [13:12] | Meghan, could you excuse us? | |
| [13:14] | You know what? She can stay. | |
| [13:16] | You wanna know the truth? | |
| [13:25] | I’m not gay. | |
| [13:30] | I’m a virgin. | |
| [13:31] | That’s it. That’s my big secret. | |
| [13:36] | Never been with a girl. | |
| [13:38] | Never even kissed a girl. | |
| [13:40] | Never? I mean… | |
| [13:42] | You know, not like in sixth grade or eighth grade? | |
| [13:46] | No. Never. Not in sixth grade. Not in eighth grade. | |
| [13:49] | Never. | |
| [13:53] | I’ve always been afraid to tell anybody because, you know, | |
| [13:57] | out of fear that people would laugh. | |
| [13:59] | (Meghan giggles) Meghan! | |
| [14:01] | That’s it, I’m outta here. | |
| [14:06] | (Laughing) | |
| [14:07] | He’s just… I’m so… | |
| [14:08] | I just wish I felt compelled to apologize. I don’t. | |
| [14:15] | (Sean) hey, doc. | |
| [14:16] | Hello, Sean. | |
| [14:18] | (Sean) I’m doing the documentary for the independent film channel | |
| [14:21] | where I chronicle everything. | |
| [14:23] | So, if you don’t mind, I’m gonna get this appointment on video | |
| [14:27] | so I have it on record. I don’t think so. | |
| [14:30] | Why’s that? | |
| [14:32] | Your blood work came back. Your hcg is high. | |
| [14:35] | Yeah. | |
| [14:37] | That’s human chorionic gonadotropin. | |
| [14:39] | It’s a marker that we use. So is afp, Alpha-fetoprotein. | |
| [14:43] | Right. | |
| [14:44] | That number was also high. | |
| [14:46] | We won’t know for sure till we get the pathology report back, | |
| [14:49] | but if I had to guess, | |
| [14:51] | I would say you have a non-seminomatous germ-cell tumor. | |
| [14:55] | So I have to ask you to spend the night at the hospital… No, no, no… | |
| [14:59] | This was an outpatient thing. You said that yourself. | |
| [15:01] | Based on these numbers, we’re going to have to remove the afflicted testicle… | |
| [15:05] | And take some pelvic lymph nodes for staining. | |
| [15:08] | I’m also gonna, uh, | |
| [15:10] | take a cat scan before the surgery, but that’s common. | |
| [15:14] | It’ll take three to five days to get the final report back. | |
| [15:23] | Uh… | |
| [15:27] | This was supposed to be an outpatient thing. | |
| [15:35] | How does this sound? | |
| [15:37] | “Dear Richard, I’m so sorry I forced you to admit… | |
| [15:39] | That you’d never had sex with a man or a woman.” | |
| [15:42] | You can’t send that. This is the weirdest e-mail I’ve ever written. | |
| [15:47] | Hey. | |
| [15:49] | Hey. So? | |
| [15:51] | So, uh, you’re not gonna believe this, but… | |
| [15:55] | It was a misdiagnosis. | |
| [15:56] | What? What? | |
| [15:58] | The doctor looked at my blood test, | |
| [16:00] | and then he redid the ultrasound, and it said I’m totally fine. | |
| [16:03] | That is the best news. | |
| [16:04] | I know. God. When I didn’t hear from you, I was… | |
| [16:09] | Can you turn around? Yeah. | |
| [16:13] | When I didn’t hear from you, I was… | |
| [16:15] | Worried? Worried, yes. | |
| [16:18] | (Phone rings) | |
| [16:19] | Sean, you wanted me to tell you when I got a computer call? | |
| [16:22] | Oh, right. Right now? Yeah. | |
| [16:25] | Great. Can I come? Mm-hmm. | |
| [16:27] | I’m gonna go videotape this. | |
| [16:28] | But we’ll have dinner tonight? Yeah, ok. Yeah, whatever. | |
| [16:32] | Yeah? Yeah. | |
| [16:46] | (Sean) what are these usually like? You never know. | |
| [16:49] | Recently there’s been a glut of guys | |
| [16:51] | with really bad acne and corrupt hard drives due to nonstop napster downloads. | |
| [16:54] | (Sean) napster downloads? Yeah, ’cause it’s… yeah. | |
| [16:57] | Hi. Hi. | |
| [16:59] | (Sean) whoa. Are you the computer guy? | |
| [17:02] | (Sean) apparently Noel has had a system error. | |
| [17:05] | What is this? This? Well, this can go away really quickly… | |
| [17:08] | (Sean) no. This is a documentary I’m doing, and if it’s cool with you… | |
| [17:10] | What’s it about? Uh, it’s nothing… | |
| [17:12] | (Sean) actually, it’s turning out like computer geeks is what I’m calling it. | |
| [17:16] | Really? (Noel) well, not on me. Uh… | |
| [17:19] | I love documentaries. (Sean) Is that right? | |
| [17:23] | It boots up fine, right? | |
| [17:24] | Like when I go to print, like this, | |
| [17:27] | the whole thing just freezes up on me. Right. | |
| [17:30] | (Noel) maybe you just didn’t choose the right printer. | |
| [17:33] | My integrated polynomials report is on there. | |
| [17:36] | So, whatever you can do, just… thank you. Yeah. | |
| [17:39] | Lisa, can we get some pizza tonight? | |
| [17:44] | Why you trippin’? We’ll just workout twice as hard tomorrow. | |
| [17:48] | She smells so good. | |
| [17:50] | You’re married. | |
| [17:52] | Don’t you have somewhere to be? | |
| [17:54] | Aren’t you supposed to meet Felicity? Yeah, damn it. | |
| [17:57] | Hey. Uh, thanks a lot. | |
| [18:02] | I’ll see you later, ok? | |
| [18:03] | Yeah. I’ll be at Natalie’s. Ok. | |
| [18:06] | Sean, come on. | |
| [18:08] | Professor Morton. | |
| [18:10] | Hey, down to the wire. Yeah. | |
| [18:12] | Hello. | |
| [18:14] | He’s, uh, making a documentary. | |
| [18:16] | This is you. | |
| [18:19] | Come on. Let’s see it. | |
| [18:21] | Ok. Just know if this is wrong in any way, you can just tell me. | |
| [18:24] | Did you see the piece out front, “blood wedding”? | |
| [18:27] | No. There is no way anything could be wrong. | |
| [18:30] | Ok. Let’s see it. | |
| [18:35] | Wow. | |
| [18:37] | I don’t know why I’m so nervous, but… | |
| [18:39] | It’s people seeing your work, judging it. | |
| [18:41] | First time’s always scary. Yeah. | |
| [18:43] | It’s not about selling. Not every piece sells. Right. | |
| [18:46] | It’s about… Putting it up there. | |
| [18:49] | Mm-hmm. I’ll see you tomorrow night. | |
| [18:50] | All right. Terrific work. | |
| [18:52] | Thank you. Bye. | |
| [18:53] | (Felicity chuckles) | |
| [18:57] | Palms are all sweaty. | |
| [18:59] | (Elevator bell dings) | |
| [19:03] | Hey, sweetheart. Hey. | |
| [19:04] | By the way, I guess Sean got back some good news from the doctor’s | |
| [19:08] | ’cause Meghan is throwing him a dinner tonight. | |
| [19:10] | Can you come? Yeah. | |
| [19:12] | It’s gonna be at the loft, and I think Ben might be there. | |
| [19:15] | Right. Um… | |
| [19:21] | Yes, of course I’ll come. Yeah? | |
| [19:23] | Yeah. Ok, cool. | |
| [19:25] | I’ll see you there. Yeah. Bye. | |
| [19:39] | (Woman) ♪ took my time the other day | |
| [19:45] | (song continues) | |
| [19:50] | Ben, right? | |
| [19:52] | You got a minute? | |
| [19:54] | Um… for what? | |
| [19:57] | To talk. | |
| [20:00] | No, I don’t think I do. Ok? | |
| [20:03] | Just 30 seconds then? Please? | |
| [20:07] | Listen, man. I just want you to understand something. | |
| [20:11] | The other night, nothing happened between me and your girlfriend. | |
| [20:14] | It was just a party. People had a little too much to drink. | |
| [20:18] | So she just ended up sleeping in your bed? | |
| [20:20] | That’s right, but nothing happened. | |
| [20:22] | Let me ask you something. Why are you here? | |
| [20:24] | Tonight, you’ve been drinking. Did you kiss her? | |
| [20:27] | Do you hear what I’m saying? Nothing happened. | |
| [20:29] | I think you’re full of crap. You wanna talk to me? | |
| [20:33] | (Screaming) (man?1) oh, whoa, whoa! | |
| [20:36] | (Man?2) stop! Come on! Stop! | |
| [20:42] | Hi. | |
| [20:45] | Am I allowed inside? | |
| [20:47] | Yeah. Sorry. | |
| [20:55] | (All laughing) | |
| [20:56] | Oh, god help you. | |
| [20:58] | I just wanna say, ok, how relieved I am | |
| [21:01] | that, you know, it’s nothing serious ’cause… | |
| [21:04] | My uncle jedlow, he had a really bad, um, nut experience, | |
| [21:09] | and I was just nervous for you, so… | |
| [21:11] | Oh. Well, thanks. What happened to your uncle? | |
| [21:14] | He had a really bad pain in his nether regions, | |
| [21:17] | and a few months later he was dead. (Meghan) Oh, my god. | |
| [21:19] | (Door opens) | |
| [21:22] | Does no one lock their door anymore? | |
| [21:24] | (All) hey. Hey. | |
| [21:26] | Hey, Sean, good news about your nut. Thanks. | |
| [21:29] | Noel? Can I talk to you for a second? | |
| [21:31] | Sure. | |
| [21:35] | Hmm? Um… | |
| [21:36] | Yeah. So, uh… so, uh, I got your e-mail. | |
| [21:40] | Yeah? Which was horribly written. | |
| [21:42] | I’m sorry. It wasn’t easy to write… Don’t worry about it. | |
| [21:44] | Look, uh… I’m not gonna drag this on and be a drama queen about it. | |
| [21:48] | I’m gonna be the big guy. The big guy? | |
| [21:51] | Because you know what? Obviously, | |
| [21:53] | being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. You’re right, damn right. | |
| [21:56] | Even though I want you to keep it top secret. Oh. Fine, right. | |
| [22:00] | If you tell anybody, I’ll kill you. No problem. | |
| [22:02] | Oh, hey, you know, Molly’s here. | |
| [22:05] | Uh, you still into her? Nah. | |
| [22:07] | I’m over the brit, but that doesn’t mean I’m gay. | |
| [22:11] | No, I understand. I understand. Ok. | |
| [22:13] | I have a real dilemma. | |
| [22:15] | Yeah? What’s that? | |
| [22:17] | Well, uh… | |
| [22:21] | Yeah, I like Tracy. | |
| [22:24] | Tracy’s a great guy, you know. | |
| [22:26] | We’re… we’re friends. | |
| [22:30] | But I like you, too. | |
| [22:34] | I’ve liked you since we first met. | |
| [22:40] | Tracy is a good guy, | |
| [22:43] | and I’m not an option. | |
| [22:48] | Hey, Sean, I heard the news. | |
| [22:50] | Thank your ass it wasn’t serious, man. | |
| [22:53] | My cousin Aaron had a problem down there. | |
| [22:55] | Turns out it wasn’t just an infection. | |
| [22:58] | Long story short, he lost both his gumballs. | |
| [23:00] | Aah. | |
| [23:02] | Family tragedy. | |
| [23:04] | (Clears throat) I’m gonna go get some air. | |
| [23:06] | Are you ok? Yeah. | |
| [23:10] | Could you shut up about that? | |
| [23:16] | (Phone rings) | |
| [23:19] | (Sighs) um, uh, blumberg productions. | |
| [23:22] | Is Felicity there? Yeah, what’s up? | |
| [23:24] | Just put her on the phone, please. Yes, ma’am. | |
| [23:26] | Elena. | |
| [23:28] | Hello? I cannot think straight. | |
| [23:31] | What’s wrong? | |
| [23:33] | Finn is here, and we’re in my room. | |
| [23:35] | And we’re on the floor doing all this work, | |
| [23:37] | and he keeps looking at me with those eyes. | |
| [23:40] | J-just relax. Ok, wait… | |
| [23:43] | I met the perfect girl. | |
| [23:45] | Yeah, her computer’s broke. I’m gonna fix it. | |
| [23:48] | And other great stories. Yeah. | |
| [23:51] | Hey, uh, I apologize | |
| [23:53] | for, uh, last week. | |
| [23:55] | I’ve been under a lot of stress. | |
| [23:57] | Oh, no. Please. | |
| [23:59] | I totally understand why you were so nervous. What does that mean? | |
| [24:03] | Well, no… I’m just saying that it’s fine. | |
| [24:06] | I was a virgin once myself. | |
| [24:08] | Noel! It wasn’t me. | |
| [24:12] | Meghan! Richard! | |
| [24:13] | Damn it. | |
| [24:16] | Just a sec. | |
| [24:19] | Hey. (Ben) Hey. | |
| [24:22] | You know what? I’m gonna put you on with Meghan. | |
| [24:25] | It’s… it’s Elena. | |
| [24:29] | Hello? I am so attracted to Finn. | |
| [24:33] | Who cares? Just sleep with him. Jeez, you’re in college. | |
| [24:36] | I called for support, for some strength, not for license to cheat. | |
| [24:39] | (Call waiting beep) Wait. Hold on. | |
| [24:42] | Hello? | |
| [24:43] | Is Sean blumberg there, please? This is Dr. Leonard. | |
| [24:46] | Oh. Um… | |
| [24:48] | He’s… I can take a message for him. | |
| [24:50] | Will you tell him he needs to call me back? | |
| [24:53] | We need to reschedule his surgery. | |
| [25:02] | Ben, you can’t keep treating me like this. | |
| [25:04] | That’s funny, you saying that to me. | |
| [25:12] | Listen. I talked to Randy, and I just wanted him… I know what you wanted. | |
| [25:16] | Did he call you? No, he saw me at Epstein bar. | |
| [25:19] | And did he tell you that nothing, absolutely nothing… | |
| [25:22] | Yes, he did, ok? | |
| [25:25] | Yeah, he started to give me the whole speech. All right? What happened? | |
| [25:29] | Nothing. Did you get in a fight with him? | |
| [25:33] | Did you hurt… oh, my god! | |
| [25:35] | Don’t defend him! Don’t start defending him to me! | |
| [25:38] | All right? | |
| [25:47] | (Door slams shut) | |
| [25:54] | Hey. Hey. | |
| [25:58] | I just… I needed a breather, you know. | |
| [26:01] | Dr. Leonard needs to reschedule your surgery? | |
| [26:04] | (Chuckles) he just called. | |
| [26:06] | He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He’s a doctor. | |
| [26:08] | I want to get another opinion. You got another opinion. | |
| [26:10] | They both said you can’t afford to screw around. I’m not having that surgery. | |
| [26:14] | I’m not having it. Ok? | |
| [26:15] | It’s amputation, what he wants to do. | |
| [26:17] | I’m way too healthy, way too young for that. I’m not doing it. | |
| [26:21] | You’re not ok. You’re sick. | |
| [26:26] | Look at me for a second. Look at me. | |
| [26:33] | I don’t wanna tell you some story | |
| [26:35] | about how… | |
| [26:38] | Someone I once loved could’ve gotten help and didn’t. | |
| [26:44] | I will tell you that I don’t wanna have a story like that. | |
| [26:47] | What are you… Are you saying you love me? What’re you saying? | |
| [26:50] | Sean, you’re so good at fooling yourself… | |
| [26:54] | That things are gonna come true for you | |
| [26:56] | and that your inventions are gonna make you rich | |
| [26:59] | and, and that your movie is gonna be a success. | |
| [27:04] | But you can’t do that now. | |
| [27:07] | You have to deal with this. You have to call that doctor. | |
| [27:13] | Listen. If you don’t wanna do it for yourself, | |
| [27:16] | if you can’t think of a good reason, then… | |
| [27:19] | Then do it as a favor to me, ok? | |
| [27:39] | I’m, uh, turning the camera on myself for the first time here, | |
| [27:44] | uh, because tomorrow morning i, Sean blumberg, | |
| [27:48] | am, uh, gonna… | |
| [27:51] | Enter Lennox hill hospital to have surgery, | |
| [27:54] | which I’m sure will go absolutely fine. | |
| [27:56] | My doctor thinks that I have, or might have, cancer. | |
| [28:00] | Um, actually, he’s pretty sure of it. | |
| [28:03] | I currently have two testicles. Tomorrow I’ll have one, which is… | |
| [28:07] | You know, that’s 50 percent of the amount of testicles that I currently have. | |
| [28:11] | And they’re taking lymph nodes, too, to see if the cancer spread, | |
| [28:16] | which, you know, | |
| [28:18] | can’t really, obviously, be the best sign, | |
| [28:21] | because, uh… | |
| [28:22] | I don’t know, maybe they you know, have reason to believe… | |
| [28:25] | That the cancer already has spread. | |
| [28:28] | Um… | |
| [28:31] | I mean, doctors don’t tell you everything, right? So… | |
| [28:41] | I could really… I could be in… | |
| [28:43] | Some, uh, pretty serious trouble here. | |
| [28:45] | This could actually be one of the last Thursday nights that I ever see. | |
| [28:54] | This could be it. | |
| [29:35] | Um, I wasn’t just staring at you. | |
| [29:39] | That’s ok. | |
| [29:41] | I was just about to wake you up. Well, I’m up. | |
| [29:44] | So you said we finished last night. | |
| [29:47] | No, we didn’t. Oh. | |
| [29:50] | But you said we recorded all the numbers. | |
| [29:55] | That’s not what I meant. | |
| [30:12] | So, he didn’t stay at the hospital? | |
| [30:16] | Uh, no, no. I’ll just… I’ll call back later. | |
| [30:19] | Thanks. | |
| [30:26] | Finn just left. | |
| [30:28] | He kissed me. What? | |
| [30:31] | Yeah, and I did this horrible thing. | |
| [30:37] | I kissed him back. | |
| [30:40] | It was a real kiss. | |
| [30:42] | It wasn’t just this passing thing. | |
| [30:48] | What’s wrong? | |
| [30:50] | Ben beat up Randy last night. What? | |
| [30:53] | Yeah. I just called the frat and talked to Randy’s roommate. | |
| [30:56] | It’s pretty serious. They thought he had a concussion. | |
| [31:00] | (Door shuts) Hey. | |
| [31:01] | Hey. | |
| [31:03] | Come here. Come here. | |
| [31:04] | I don’t wanna do another interview right now. That’s not what this is. | |
| [31:07] | This is important. Come here. | |
| [31:12] | What’s up? | |
| [31:14] | Sit down. | |
| [31:21] | (Sighs) | |
| [31:29] | Uh, this is a pen. | |
| [31:32] | Uh, it was my grandfather’s pen. | |
| [31:36] | (Chuckles) | |
| [31:38] | He gave this to me when I was six. | |
| [31:43] | This is probably one of the most important things that I own, | |
| [31:47] | and, um… | |
| [31:55] | I want you to have it. | |
| [32:01] | Why? | |
| [32:03] | Because if I die on the table… | |
| [32:04] | You’re not gonna die. Let me finish. | |
| [32:06] | If I die tomorrow, in a month, whatever, I just… | |
| [32:12] | I would like to know you have my pen. | |
| [32:14] | I can’t take your pen. Please. | |
| [32:16] | I can’t. Ok, if I live, give it back to me. | |
| [32:18] | All right? But if I die… | |
| [32:21] | Which, uh, might very well happen… | |
| [32:23] | This is how you refill it, like that. | |
| [32:29] | Ok. | |
| [32:31] | Thank you. | |
| [32:33] | Thanks. | |
| [32:36] | You’re going tonight, right? ‘Cause Meghan’s making me go. | |
| [32:38] | No, I’m not going. | |
| [32:40] | What? Hey, I’m having surgery in the morning. | |
| [32:44] | I’m going and you’re not? To Felicity’s art show? No, I’m not gonna go. | |
| [32:49] | Hey, wait a minute. | |
| [32:53] | Listen to me. I have cancer. | |
| [32:56] | You don’t have cancer. Yeah, I do. I do. | |
| [32:59] | And, uh, you don’t have to have cancer very long… | |
| [33:04] | To see the whole world differently, | |
| [33:06] | and to see your friends differently. | |
| [33:09] | What, you see me differently? | |
| [33:11] | Yeah, I do. What do you see? | |
| [33:13] | I see a guy who’s out of control, Ben, | |
| [33:15] | and I see a guy who is not very good at handling a bad situation. | |
| [33:18] | You’re talking about that guy? That guy deserved to be hit. | |
| [33:22] | He did. | |
| [33:26] | Changed my mind about the pen. I didn’t want the pen. | |
| [33:28] | You got a problem, Ben, ok? | |
| [33:31] | You’ve got this anger that has nothing to do with Felicity, | |
| [33:33] | and you’re taking it out on her. | |
| [33:35] | If you’re willing to let… | |
| [33:38] | One drunken night break up the two of you, | |
| [33:40] | then maybe you don’t deserve her anyway. Sean, you don’t… | |
| [33:44] | Ben? We’re the same guy right now. | |
| [33:47] | Ok? We’re both in trouble. | |
| [33:50] | I want to hide. | |
| [33:52] | Just like you, I wanna hide, too, | |
| [33:54] | but I am not gonna push away the people that are closest to me. | |
| [34:00] | Hey. | |
| [34:02] | It’s a really good pen. | |
| [34:20] | I, uh, have reason to believe that I can fix your computer. | |
| [34:26] | You are saving my life. Get in here. All right. | |
| [34:30] | (Soul music) So, what year are you? | |
| [34:32] | I’m a junior. I transferred from Florida state. | |
| [34:35] | Oh, yeah? Uh-huh. | |
| [34:37] | I’m a senior. | |
| [34:38] | Graduating this year, so this is it for me. | |
| [34:41] | I’m graduating this year. | |
| [34:45] | What are you studying? | |
| [34:48] | I’m a dance major. | |
| [34:50] | It’s really nice of you to come back and help me out like this. | |
| [34:56] | Yeah. It was nothing. It was just, uh… | |
| [35:01] | Of course. | |
| [35:03] | Wait, if you’re a dance major, | |
| [35:06] | why are you taking integrated polynomials? | |
| [35:08] | Just an elective. | |
| [35:10] | You took integrated polynomials as an elective? | |
| [35:12] | Are you crazy? Yes. | |
| [35:14] | And I’ll never do it again. | |
| [35:16] | I don’t blame you. | |
| [35:42] | Aw! (Girl) What was that? | |
| [35:45] | Ha-ha! Nothing. | |
| [35:47] | It’s just the, uh… There was a… | |
| [35:53] | You all right? | |
| [35:54] | (Lounge music) | |
| [35:56] | This is like a bigger deal than you said it was gonna be. | |
| [35:59] | I can’t believe how many people showed up. | |
| [36:01] | What are the red dots for? Those are the ones that sold. | |
| [36:04] | Yours doesn’t have one. Thanks, Richard. | |
| [36:07] | Who cares? People are stupid. No one has good taste. | |
| [36:10] | It’ll sell. Don’t worry about it. | |
| [36:13] | Trust me, it’ll make you feel better, | |
| [36:15] | get your mind off the surgery. | |
| [36:17] | Thanks for bringing it up. I’d forgotten about it. | |
| [36:19] | I’m gonna throw up now. | |
| [36:25] | Hey! | |
| [36:27] | How you doin’? What’s up, guys? | |
| [36:29] | Hey, man. Hi. | |
| [36:30] | Thank you very much. I can’t thank you enough. | |
| [36:34] | It was nothing, really. | |
| [36:35] | Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a second? | |
| [36:38] | You ok? No. Follow me? | |
| [36:42] | He has surgery tomorrow. | |
| [36:45] | Will somebody get a drink with me? Yes. | |
| [36:48] | (Noel) oh, yeah. | |
| [36:50] | Don’t let what Richard said worry you. | |
| [36:52] | About your painting? There are so many others without red dots. | |
| [36:55] | I don’t care about that. | |
| [36:58] | I just wish Ben and I weren’t in such a weird place. | |
| [37:01] | Especially tonight. You know? | |
| [37:04] | Yeah. | |
| [37:06] | Yeah, I know. Thanks. | |
| [37:08] | (Crowd noise) | |
| [37:17] | Felicity. | |
| [37:19] | I want you to meet some friends of mine. | |
| [37:21] | Professor piskin. Hi. | |
| [37:22] | Pleasure. Nice to meet you. | |
| [37:23] | (Woman) and Dr. Morris. | |
| [37:25] | (Felicity) hi. (Woman) Having a good time? | |
| [37:27] | It’s exciting, but nerve-racking. | |
| [37:29] | (Woman) it’s her first art show. | |
| [37:30] | Is that right? | |
| [37:32] | (Woman) she’ll get used to it. | |
| [37:34] | (Morris) lots of students are nervous on their first show. | |
| [37:36] | (Piskin) I’ve seen your piece, and you have nothing to be nervous about. | |
| [37:39] | It’s absolutely wonderful. | |
| [37:42] | You believe in god, right? You know I do. | |
| [37:44] | And he can perform miracles. He’s been known to. | |
| [37:47] | Good, ’cause that’s what I need. | |
| [37:49] | I’m a Jew, and I’m not practicing, | |
| [37:52] | so I’m sort of a bad Jew. | |
| [37:54] | But I was just wondering, how do I talk to god? | |
| [37:58] | Where do I find him? | |
| [38:01] | Is it just, you know, prayer? | |
| [38:03] | It’s about grace. | |
| [38:05] | It’s about his mercy. | |
| [38:08] | It’s about your faith. | |
| [38:10] | There’s a reason this is happening to you. | |
| [38:13] | It’s like the alarm’s going off… | |
| [38:15] | And you can’t hit the snooze button. | |
| [38:18] | You know? You’ll ask him what you need to and, | |
| [38:22] | he’ll do what he does and, | |
| [38:25] | if you make it through this… | |
| [38:27] | And you know I have faith that you are gonna make it through this… | |
| [38:33] | Maybe you’ll realize that you don’t have to find god… | |
| [38:36] | ‘Cause god’s already found you. | |
| [38:44] | (Soothing music) | |
| [38:49] | So you made it. Yeah. | |
| [38:52] | If I could sit up I’d kiss you. | |
| [38:56] | Ok, so we wouldn’t be giving these to you… | |
| [39:00] | If the surgery hadn’t gone so well. | |
| [39:02] | Replacement nuts. Ha-ha. | |
| [39:05] | (Richard) you get it? You get it? Peanuts. | |
| [39:08] | When I’m all healed up, I’m gonna kill you. | |
| [39:11] | It was Noel’s idea. No. | |
| [39:15] | (All laugh) Ow, ow. | |
| [39:17] | (Laughter continues) | |
| [39:21] | You know what’s really amazing about hospitals? | |
| [39:24] | Is, like, it really makes you think of the really scary crap. | |
| [39:27] | You know? Like, some things are terrifying. | |
| [39:30] | You think they’re terrifying, like getting a bad grade… | |
| [39:34] | Or not getting a job, being rejected by someone. | |
| [39:37] | But life and death is… Life and death. | |
| [39:43] | Is it true you’ve never kissed a girl? | |
| [39:46] | Oh, you know what? | |
| [39:48] | Meghan has gotta learn to zip it, ok? | |
| [40:04] | Well, now she’s wrong. | |
| [40:08] | Don’t get any ideas, ok? We’re just friends. | |
| [40:12] | But I’m sure that one day you are gonna make some girl… | |
| [40:14] | Just mad with happiness. | |
| [40:18] | I can’t move anymore. | |
| [40:20] | Ha-ha. Come on. | |
| [40:27] | (Door knock) | |
| [40:33] | Hey. | |
| [40:34] | I just wanted to say, about that kiss? | |
| [40:37] | It can never happen again. Because I have a boyfriend. | |
| [40:39] | I understand. | |
| [41:00] | There’s one thing I’m not doing when Sean comes home. | |
| [41:02] | Taking him to the bathroom, that is your gig. | |
| [41:05] | No, I’m not doing it. | |
| [41:06] | Then we’re gonna have to hire someone… | |
| [41:09] | Because I gotta draw the line somewhere, and that’s where. | |
| [41:12] | Bye. (Ben) Bye. | |
| [41:15] | (Door opens and closes) | |
| [41:21] | I just wanted things to go back to the way they were. | |
| [41:24] | Me too. | |
| [41:28] | Can’t you just believe me? | |
| [42:07] | Felt like me… Just running into walls. | |
| [42:13] | Acting like an idiot. | |
| [42:16] | I don’t know if you were thinking about me when you did it, but… | |
| [42:21] | Anyway, I love it. | |
| [42:26] | You bought my picture. | |
| [42:34] | You’re the one person that I can trust. | |
| [42:40] | And I need that. | |
| [42:52] | Let’s set up your email account, ok? | |
| [42:54] | So just, um, enter your address and your password. | |
| [42:58] | Ok. | |
| [42:59] | (Computer beeps) | |
| [43:01] | I don’t know my password yet. It’s still in my registration. | |
| [43:03] | Ok. Sorry. | |
| [43:05] | Hello? I’ll look that way. | |
| [43:11] | Ok. Yeah? | |
| [43:13] | (Phone rings) Excuse me. | |
| [43:17] | Hello? | |
| [43:19] | Are we still on for tonight? | |
| [43:21] | You are not getting rid of me, I don’t care what you say. | |
| [43:24] | (Girl) so where we going? | |
| [43:27] | I’m hungry too. | |
| [43:30] | You know I hate Chinese food. Where are we going? | |
| [43:34] | All right, that’s cool. What ya wearin’? | |
| [43:39] | Don’t wear that. | |
| [43:43] | Don’t wear that. Hmm-mmm. | |
| [43:47] | All right, I’ll see you then, ok? Bye. | |
| [43:57] | You wanted… what did you want? Milk, rice, banana, what else? | |
| [44:01] | And ice cream. | |
| [44:03] | Ice cream, almost forgot. | |
| [44:05] | I’ll be back in about five minutes. | |
| [44:07] | All right. Ok. | |
| [44:09] | (Door opens and closes) | |
| [44:11] | (Street noise) | |
| [44:15] | There he goes. | |
| [44:26] | (Punches) |