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| [00:00] | Previously on “Felicity”… | |
| [00:02] | …how I could’ve let her daughter go | |
| [00:04] | and how I could be living with her and not notice | |
| [00:07] | there was such a problem. | |
| [00:08] | What happened with Julie is not your fault. | |
| [00:11] | We’re going out with you to have fun. | |
| [00:13] | Ladies. | |
| [00:14] | Jello shots. | |
| [00:17] | I lost Felicity. | |
| [00:28] | Oh, my god. | |
| [00:30] | Do you know how many websites there are under “Texas barbecue”? | |
| [00:33] | Yeah, but we gotta get them for the party. | |
| [00:35] | And you’re aware that it’s tomorrow? | |
| [00:36] | Yes, but she’s crazy about those ribs. | |
| [00:38] | I mean, we stayed an extra day in laredo | |
| [00:39] | just so she could have them again. | |
| [00:40] | Wait, you know the name of the town? | |
| [00:42] | Yeah. Yeah, I do. | |
| [00:44] | It’s, uh, laredo, Texas. | |
| [00:45] | Yeah, so, that helps, right? | |
| [00:47] | Yeah, that definitely narrows it down. | |
| [00:49] | Guys… hmm? | |
| [00:51] | Can I talk to you guys about something? | |
| [00:53] | Yeah. | |
| [00:57] | Uh, I’m not the kind of person who just, you know… | |
| [01:00] | Sleeps with people or has unprotected sex. | |
| [01:03] | I mean, I don’t even know if I had sex last night… | |
| [01:08] | At all. | |
| [01:10] | Have you guys ever had a, uh, like, an achiness? | |
| [01:14] | You know, like down under. | |
| [01:16] | Do you mean like in Australia? | |
| [01:18] | Seriously, guys, I seriously have a dull ache | |
| [01:21] | in… a dull ache in my testicle. | |
| [01:23] | Can you not say that word, please? | |
| [01:24] | What, testicle? What’s wrong with the word “testicle”? | |
| [01:26] | It just… ick! It sounds… | |
| [01:28] | It’s like whenever a woman says labia. | |
| [01:30] | It should be neutral, but it’s not. | |
| [01:32] | Great, you know what? You guys are the ones with the problem. | |
| [01:34] | It’s called hatred of your genitalia. | |
| [01:36] | Oh, jeez, man. | |
| [01:40] | This is a high dosage of the same steroid. | |
| [01:42] | Found in birth-control pills. | |
| [01:44] | They’ll inhibit or delay ovulation, | |
| [01:45] | which will prevent you from getting pregnant. | |
| [01:48] | Of course, they’ll do nothing | |
| [01:49] | to protect you against stds. | |
| [01:52] | Oh, and need I say it? | |
| [01:54] | This is not to be your usual form of birth control. | |
| [01:58] | Emergency contraception means emergency. | |
| [02:00] | I know about the morning-after pill. | |
| [02:03] | So, take 2 now and another 2 in 12 hours. | |
| [02:09] | Oh. | |
| [02:12] | Tomorrow’s your birthday. | |
| [02:14] | Have a happy one. | |
| [02:17] | Thanks. | |
| [02:21] | Noel: Okay. Uh, all right, 48. | |
| [02:24] | Right, 48 ribs. Ben: Yes. | |
| [02:25] | So, the surprise party’s at 5:00? | |
| [02:27] | Yes. [Cellular phone rings] | |
| [02:30] | Oh, look, my first tech-support call. | |
| [02:32] | Look at that. That’s great, man. | |
| [02:35] | Okay, so, this is for real. They’re gonna be here? | |
| [02:37] | Yeah, yeah. Just put your credit-card number in | |
| [02:40] | and heat and serve, and then there you go. | |
| [02:42] | Okay, thank you. | |
| [02:43] | Uh-huh. | |
| [02:50] | Hey. | |
| [02:51] | Hey. You know, I, uh… | |
| [02:52] | I really think it’s swollen. | |
| [02:54] | I really do. What? | |
| [02:55] | Can you just check it? | |
| [02:56] | What? No. No way. | |
| [02:57] | No way. No way! | |
| [02:59] | Please. No. | |
| [03:00] | Come on, just feel my nut. What?! | |
| [03:02] | No, go to a doctor that feels nuts. | |
| [03:04] | Please! Yeah, like a urologist. | |
| [03:06] | Yes, go to one of them. | |
| [03:07] | Urologist. Yes. | |
| [03:08] | Okay. Okay? | |
| [03:14] | ♪ Can you become | |
| [03:17] | ♪ can you become | |
| [03:21] | ♪ a new version of you♪ | |
| [03:25] | ♪ new wallpaper | |
| [03:27] | ♪ new shoe leather | |
| [03:29] | ♪ a new way home | |
| [03:31] | ♪ I don’t remember | |
| [03:35] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [03:39] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
| [03:44] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [03:48] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
| [04:01] | I always thought I’d celebrate turning 20 | |
| [04:03] | in some really grown-up way, like… | |
| [04:08] | Going out with my best friends | |
| [04:10] | and driving to some really fancy restaurant | |
| [04:13] | in San Francisco. | |
| [04:16] | We’d be all dressed up, and… | |
| [04:19] | I don’t know… Order things like escargot | |
| [04:22] | and drink cocktails. | |
| [04:31] | [Smooches] | |
| [04:33] | Happy birthday. | |
| [04:35] | Hey. | |
| [04:36] | Hey. | |
| [04:37] | [Smooching] | |
| [04:42] | You know what? What? | |
| [04:44] | I have to go to epistemology. | |
| [04:46] | Skip it. | |
| [04:47] | Oh, I can’t. | |
| [04:48] | I have a, um… I have a test today. | |
| [04:51] | I think you should drop epistemology. Yeah? | |
| [04:54] | You know why? Why? | |
| [04:55] | ‘Cause it’s got a really stupid name. | |
| [04:58] | Yeah, but it’s a good class. | |
| [05:01] | I’m sorry. I have to go. | |
| [05:03] | You know what? I shouldn’t really drop my shift anyway. | |
| [05:05] | Okay. Okay. | |
| [05:12] | Hey. Here. | |
| [05:15] | Ben, you didn’t have to get… | |
| [05:55] | Hi, this is beta theta xi, right? | |
| [05:57] | Um, yeah, is Randy there? | |
| [06:01] | Do you know when he will be there? | |
| [06:05] | Okay. No, no, that’s okay. | |
| [06:06] | I left a message yesterday. | |
| [06:08] | Yeah, this is Felicity. | |
| [06:10] | Thanks. | |
| [06:22] | Hi. | |
| [06:25] | Morning. | |
| [06:26] | [Chuckles] | |
| [06:31] | Hey. | |
| [06:33] | Hmm? | |
| [06:34] | You want to make it a good morning? | |
| [06:37] | Mm. | |
| [06:40] | You know what? | |
| [06:41] | I-I’ve really got a lot on my mind right now. | |
| [06:44] | I really do. | |
| [06:45] | What do you mean? | |
| [06:47] | It’s just the documentary. | |
| [06:50] | Uh, uh, uh… | |
| [06:53] | Just, the network wants all this footage. | |
| [06:56] | And they’re giving me notes. It’s just a lot of pressure. | |
| [06:58] | Where are you going? | |
| [07:00] | I gotta get dressed. | |
| [07:02] | I gotta go to the video rental place. | |
| [07:04] | The camera broke. I told you that, right? | |
| [07:05] | No. | |
| [07:06] | Yeah. | |
| [07:13] | Drop your pants, please. | |
| [07:21] | Okay. | |
| [07:24] | First I’m holding the healthy testicle, | |
| [07:27] | pressing very gently around the periphery. | |
| [07:30] | Nothing unusual here. | |
| [07:31] | [Chuckles] It tickles a little bit. | |
| [07:33] | That’s perfectly normal. | |
| [07:35] | Now let’s move on to the affected testicle. | |
| [07:38] | Also pressing gently. | |
| [07:39] | Ow. That… | |
| [07:41] | Gentle pressure. | |
| [07:42] | Uhh. | |
| [07:44] | Gentle pressure. | |
| [07:47] | Okay. You can get dressed. | |
| [07:50] | [Exhales] | |
| [07:54] | Okay, so, what is it? | |
| [07:56] | What I’m feeling in that left testicle | |
| [07:59] | may just be an infection. | |
| [08:02] | For that, I’m prescribing a course of antibiotics. | |
| [08:05] | Great, great. I’ll stop by the pharmacy on my way home. | |
| [08:08] | However, it is also possible | |
| [08:11] | that this is not just an infection. | |
| [08:13] | So I’d like to do an ultrasound. | |
| [08:18] | Really? | |
| [08:19] | Why? What for? | |
| [08:21] | To rule things out. | |
| [08:22] | What things? What do you mean? | |
| [08:24] | Sean, we have to be certain that it’s not something more. | |
| [08:27] | Okay, you know what? | |
| [08:29] | The antibiotics will work. It’s fine. | |
| [08:31] | I strongly recommend we do the ultrasound. | |
| [08:33] | It’s a waste of time, doc. | |
| [08:34] | It’s a waste of time. | |
| [08:35] | It’s an infection. That’s what this is. | |
| [08:37] | So I’ll stop by the drugstore, I’ll get my medicine. | |
| [08:40] | Thanks a lot. | |
| [08:41] | Thank you. | |
| [08:44] | So, the senior exhibition is coming up, as you know. | |
| [08:48] | And I was talking to professor Morton about you. | |
| [08:51] | And I suggested | |
| [08:53] | that she might want to, like, open it up a little, | |
| [08:56] | include some other good stuff. | |
| [08:58] | And she’s gonna give you a spot. | |
| [09:02] | Wow. | |
| [09:04] | Thank you. | |
| [09:05] | That’s… | |
| [09:07] | Yeah. | |
| [09:12] | Do you want to know a big downside to smoking? | |
| [09:16] | Dry-cleaning bills. | |
| [09:19] | If somebody had told me when I was 18 | |
| [09:21] | that I was going to have to spend all this money | |
| [09:24] | getting the stink of tobacco out of my clothes… | |
| [09:37] | So, are you going to tell me, or do I have to ask? | |
| [09:46] | [Sighs] | |
| [09:50] | I got really drunk the other night | |
| [09:53] | and woke up in someone’s bed. | |
| [09:56] | I don’t know how I got there or… | |
| [09:59] | What happened between us. | |
| [10:03] | I’m guessing that you understand how completely moronic… | |
| [10:06] | Yes, please, I understand. | |
| [10:12] | Is it possible that somebody | |
| [10:15] | slipped a roofie into your drink? | |
| [10:20] | God, I… | |
| [10:23] | It happens. | |
| [10:24] | I had a lot of drinks that night, and… | |
| [10:26] | It could have been something. | |
| [10:29] | I’m just trying to find out what happened, and… | |
| [10:36] | Just how… I mean… | |
| [10:38] | How do you… | |
| [10:40] | How do I tell Ben that? | |
| [10:43] | You don’t. | |
| [10:47] | As long as you don’t have sex | |
| [10:49] | till you know something, | |
| [10:51] | there’s no reason to tell him. | |
| [10:53] | I have to tell him. | |
| [10:56] | Ben deserves to know the truth about this. | |
| [10:59] | Why? Do you think he tells you everything? | |
| [11:02] | You can’t have a relationship without honesty. | |
| [11:04] | [Inhales, exhales] | |
| [11:06] | Let me tell you something. | |
| [11:08] | Honesty is not the most important thing | |
| [11:11] | in a relationship. | |
| [11:13] | The most important thing is to be kind. | |
| [11:16] | Honesty, in some cases… Like this one… | |
| [11:19] | Is unkind. | |
| [11:21] | Yeah, but I can’t… | |
| [11:24] | It feels horrible, you know, hanging out with Ben | |
| [11:27] | and just pretending like everything’s fine. | |
| [11:29] | And that is the most honest thing | |
| [11:32] | that you’ve said about this whole mess. | |
| [11:36] | What?! | |
| [11:38] | That’s what this whole honesty reflex is about. | |
| [11:41] | It’s not for Ben’s sake. | |
| [11:43] | It’s to make you feel better | |
| [11:45] | so that you don’t have to carry the whole burden by yourself. | |
| [11:49] | You know, if you think of the history of the world. | |
| [11:51] | As one hour, do you know how long human beings | |
| [11:54] | have been around? | |
| [11:55] | Like seven seconds. | |
| [11:56] | I’m so glad you’re liking that class. | |
| [11:58] | Yeah. Geology is pretty great, actually. | |
| [12:01] | Do you want a refill? Yeah, but I’ll go get it. | |
| [12:03] | No, I’ll get it. It’s your birthday. I’ll get it. | |
| [12:19] | Woman: All right, that comes to $14.00. | |
| [12:26] | Hey. Heard you were looking for me. | |
| [12:28] | Yeah, I was, um… | |
| [12:30] | I was thinking. You probably think I lost the ping-pong game… | |
| [12:33] | Listen, I need to know exactly how we got | |
| [12:35] | from the ping-pong table to your bedroom and what happened. | |
| [12:38] | You don’t remember dancing in Marcus’ room? | |
| [12:40] | What? | |
| [12:41] | No.i… What happened? | |
| [12:44] | After the bathroom? | |
| [12:45] | I don’t know. Just, I mean… | |
| [12:49] | You know what? We gotta stop talking about this. Why? | |
| [12:51] | Just, please… just, please. | |
| [12:53] | Hey, this is my boyfriend Ben. | |
| [12:55] | How you doing? Jeez. | |
| [12:57] | I’m so sorry. No, I’ll get it. I’ll get it. | |
| [12:59] | I’m sorry. That’s all right. | |
| [13:01] | This is Randy. Hey, Randy. | |
| [13:03] | We know each other from, uh, a class… epistemology. | |
| [13:06] | Oh, yeah? How did it go for you this morning? | |
| [13:08] | Um… | |
| [13:11] | It was okay. | |
| [13:13] | Oh, yeah? Oh, good, good. | |
| [13:15] | So, listen, I got to get back to my table. | |
| [13:17] | It was nice to meet you, Ben. | |
| [13:18] | Yeah, see you later. | |
| [13:19] | See ya. | |
| [13:24] | [Sighs] I’m sorry. | |
| [13:27] | [Knock on door] | |
| [13:30] | Please, tell me you’re here to save me from computer hell. | |
| [13:34] | Yeah, what’s the problem? | |
| [13:36] | All right. | |
| [13:39] | So, what… you’re a composer? | |
| [13:40] | [Laughs] Supposedly. | |
| [13:42] | Until this thing just decided to eat my entire chamber piece, | |
| [13:45] | which… hello, does anybody write chamber music anymore? | |
| [13:48] | Well, don’t worry. | |
| [13:50] | There’s no such thing as a truly deleted file. | |
| [13:52] | I mean, unless you, you know, reformatted your drive, | |
| [13:55] | it’s in there. | |
| [13:56] | Well, if you can fix this, you’re a miracle worker. | |
| [14:04] | That’s weird. Looks like you got some kind of virus. | |
| [14:07] | Uh… great. | |
| [14:08] | No, it’s okay, you know. | |
| [14:09] | I’ll run Norton, | |
| [14:11] | and usually everything’s retrievable. | |
| [14:13] | You know, you always hear about viruses. | |
| [14:15] | You don’t actually get them. | |
| [14:17] | I know. | |
| [14:20] | [Plays softly] | |
| [14:31] | Did you use to have blond streaks in your hair? | |
| [14:35] | Uh, yeah. | |
| [14:37] | Yeah, it was something I was, uh, trying out. | |
| [14:40] | Well, it looks a lot better now. | |
| [14:43] | Thanks. | |
| [14:45] | Okay, okay. | |
| [14:47] | Here is, um… | |
| [14:48] | Here’s an e-mail that went out to the entire university. | |
| [14:52] | Mass e-mails are usually suspicious. | |
| [14:55] | So just click “run” and then “open” and, uh… | |
| [15:01] | Let’s see. There you go. | |
| [15:03] | Ugh! | |
| [15:05] | It’s one of those std fraternity e-mails. | |
| [15:10] | Whatever. | |
| [15:19] | Hey, how you doing? | |
| [15:20] | Hello, ladies. Please, take one. | |
| [15:23] | “Free pizza and town-hall meeting on Friday.” | |
| [15:26] | Sad, isn’t it? | |
| [15:28] | No, this is a brilliant Democratic strategy. | |
| [15:30] | You know, mass appeal for mass politics. | |
| [15:32] | Hey. You hear that? | |
| [15:34] | Hi, I’m Richard. Mastermind behind the brilliance. | |
| [15:37] | Oh, hello. [Laughs] | |
| [15:40] | I’m Molly. I’m Elena’s new housemate. | |
| [15:42] | Oh. You’re the redcoat that drove Julie away. | |
| [15:44] | Richard! | |
| [15:46] | Hey, all I’m saying is she’s here, Julie’s gone. I’m gonna run. | |
| [15:49] | I don’t want to be late for my American rhetoric class. Adios. | |
| [15:52] | Meet you back at home. 6:00. Okay. | |
| [15:54] | Nice to meet ya. | |
| [15:56] | Hey, come on Friday, would ya? | |
| [15:58] | Maybe. | |
| [15:59] | Now, that is a woman. | |
| [16:01] | As if you would know. | |
| [16:02] | Buxom, fashionably attired, passionate about politics. | |
| [16:05] | Can you make it happen? | |
| [16:06] | Make what happen? | |
| [16:07] | Me and the brit. | |
| [16:08] | Richard, no! | |
| [16:10] | Hey, you don’t think I can handle her? | |
| [16:12] | You don’t think a chick like that would dig a guy like me? | |
| [16:14] | Well, you’re wrong. | |
| [16:15] | One date. That’s all I need. | |
| [16:17] | Make it happen. | |
| [16:18] | Hi, I’m looking for Randy again. | |
| [16:20] | Okay, please, this is important. | |
| [16:22] | Please, just tell him | |
| [16:23] | that I need to talk to him as soon as possible. | |
| [16:27] | Yes, this is Felicity. | |
| [16:29] | From the party, right. | |
| [16:30] | Okay, thanks. Bye. | |
| [16:37] | [Sighs] | |
| [16:39] | Ben: Hey. How’s it going? | |
| [16:44] | Uh, great. | |
| [16:46] | What is that? | |
| [16:47] | It’s a cake. | |
| [16:48] | In theory, it’s a cake. | |
| [16:50] | I took too many shortcuts, though. | |
| [16:52] | How did that doctor go? | |
| [16:55] | Uh… | |
| [16:57] | Well, I have a… an infection, | |
| [16:59] | and I gotta take antibiotics. | |
| [17:01] | That sucks. | |
| [17:02] | You know what I’m thinking about doing? | |
| [17:04] | Man-on-the-street stuff. | |
| [17:06] | You know, for the documentary… Like vox populi. | |
| [17:08] | Oh, yeah. Vox populi? Yeah. | |
| [17:10] | I don’t know what that is. I didn’t think so. | |
| [17:11] | Hey, listen, um… | |
| [17:13] | Meghan came by Dean & DeLuca today to talk. | |
| [17:16] | What? | |
| [17:17] | Yeah, she thinks you not having sex. | |
| [17:19] | Had something to do with her. | |
| [17:20] | Um, so, are you gonna tell her about the infection? | |
| [17:22] | No. No, I’m not gonna tell my girlfriend | |
| [17:25] | that, uh, my testicle’s inflamed. | |
| [17:26] | Why not? | |
| [17:27] | B-because it’s embarrassing. | |
| [17:29] | Because, uh, there’s some things you want to keep to yourself. | |
| [17:32] | All right. | |
| [17:34] | I mean, the last thing a girl wants to hear | |
| [17:36] | is that her boyfriend’s got problems with his package, okay? | |
| [17:38] | Trust me. | |
| [17:41] | [Sighs] | |
| [17:43] | Oh, my god! | |
| [17:45] | H-how can they do that?! Is that legal to do that?! | |
| [17:48] | Apparently, fraternities do this kind of stuff all the time. | |
| [17:52] | Um… | |
| [17:53] | You… you really don’t remember anything that happened? | |
| [17:56] | No! I mean, that’s what I’ve been trying to find out. | |
| [17:58] | How am I gonna tell Ben that… | |
| [18:01] | I can try to, you know, delete it from his e-mail. | |
| [18:03] | I mean, it’s not that hard. | |
| [18:04] | [Keyboard clacking] | |
| [18:07] | I’m just gonna have to tell him. I mean, I have to tell him now. | |
| [18:09] | I’m just gonna tell him about everything… | |
| [18:11] | The std tests, the… The morning-after pill. He’s… | |
| [18:13] | No. Okay, you’re gonna tell him now? | |
| [18:15] | No, you can’t… You can’t tell him now. | |
| [18:17] | Why? Why not? Because. | |
| [18:19] | I mean, you don’t even know what happened. | |
| [18:21] | And besides, it’s your birthday. | |
| [18:24] | You know, happy birthday, if I haven’t said it already. | |
| [18:26] | And… and he’s… he’s got this whole thing planned, | |
| [18:30] | and you wouldn’t want to ruin that. | |
| [18:32] | You know, I know you. I mean, so… | |
| [18:34] | And there’s no way he’s gonna see it tonight. | |
| [18:36] | So you have to wait. | |
| [18:38] | Yeah, at least until tomorrow. | |
| [18:42] | I don’t think I can wait all night. | |
| [18:44] | [Sighs] Look… | |
| [18:46] | Look, I know I haven’t been myself this year, | |
| [18:49] | and [sighs] I’m sure | |
| [18:51] | that my advice-giving license has probably been revoked, | |
| [18:53] | but I’m pretty sure that I’m right about this one. | |
| [18:58] | I have the champagne! | |
| [18:59] | [Indistinct talking] | |
| [19:02] | Definitely. | |
| [19:03] | Everything looks good. Ben’s checking the cake. | |
| [19:06] | Ladies pouring drinks. Okay. | |
| [19:08] | All right, uh… | |
| [19:10] | So, Molly, | |
| [19:12] | what do you want to say to Felicity on her 20th birthday? | |
| [19:15] | Oh, um… Happy birthday, Felicity. | |
| [19:19] | You are living proof that not all scorpios | |
| [19:21] | are manipulative, vengeful, and obsessive. | |
| [19:24] | [Balloon pops] [Laughs] | |
| [19:27] | It’s not me. It’s Sean, isn’t it? | |
| [19:28] | What do you mean? | |
| [19:30] | Well, it just occurred to me that this is how I acted | |
| [19:32] | when I got crabs from that performance artist | |
| [19:33] | and I was still dating that professor. | |
| [19:35] | Yeah, i-i-i don’t need those details. | |
| [19:36] | Is Sean cheating on me? What?! No! Honestly. No way. | |
| [19:39] | He’s never been happier since he’s been with you. Seriously. | |
| [19:41] | [Inhales deeply] Really? | |
| [19:43] | Oh! | |
| [19:44] | I guess I am kind of a mold breaker | |
| [19:46] | for most guys. | |
| [19:50] | Hey! How’s it look? | |
| [19:53] | Not like, uh, birthday cake. | |
| [19:56] | [Doorbell rings] | |
| [19:59] | Those are my ribs. That’s my ribs. | |
| [20:00] | You know what? Let me get this. Wait, wait! | |
| [20:02] | Action. Action. Good. | |
| [20:05] | Hello! Hey. | |
| [20:07] | Hi! Hello. How are you doing? | |
| [20:08] | I’m like Santa claus… I never come empty-handed. | |
| [20:10] | What is this? Okay, that is the birthday tiramisu. | |
| [20:12] | Oh, Javier, that’s amazing. Don’t squeeze that, okay? | |
| [20:14] | I know, I have like a sixth sense for cooking disasters. | |
| [20:17] | Yeah, that’s great, man. | |
| [20:19] | [Coughing] Hey, my god! Okay. [Inhales deeply] | |
| [20:22] | Excuse me. All right. | |
| [20:24] | Uh, where are the ribs? The ribs… they’re gonna be here any minute. | |
| [20:26] | [Knock on door] I bet that’s them. That’s gotta be them. | |
| [20:30] | Hey! Uh, hey. | |
| [20:32] | That’s a nice welcome. | |
| [20:33] | Sorry. I’m sorry. | |
| [20:34] | Don’t feel bad. We were hoping you were ribs. | |
| [20:37] | [Knock on door] That’s gotta be the ribs. That’s the ribs! | |
| [20:40] | Moment of truth! | |
| [20:41] | [Exhales sharply] | |
| [20:42] | I got a rush delivery for a Ben Covington. Yes! | |
| [20:45] | Yes, it’s… it’s me. Sign there. | |
| [20:47] | That’s all you got? That’s it. There you go. | |
| [20:50] | There’s nothing more down in the truck or anything like that? | |
| [20:52] | That’s it. Bon appétit. | |
| [20:56] | Oh, Benjamin. | |
| [20:58] | My sixth sense is tingling. | |
| [21:10] | Oh, you’re screwed! | |
| [21:12] | What is this? No, I don’t know. Don’t look at me. | |
| [21:14] | I clicked “ribs.” I didn’t… Not book, ribs. | |
| [21:16] | I thought I clicked “ribs.” | |
| [21:18] | I gotta go. Sorry. I gotta go. | |
| [21:19] | I gotta go meet Felicity. | |
| [21:22] | Okay, this is called a 30-minute miracle meal, okay? | |
| [21:25] | What I need is a list of ingredients | |
| [21:27] | that are available to me to use, okay? | |
| [21:29] | And, please, clear off all this clutter, okay? | |
| [21:31] | Too much knickknacky stuff, okay? | |
| [21:33] | And please put on some music. | |
| [21:36] | Nothing like classic rock. | |
| [21:38] | No b.T.O. | |
| [21:44] | Hey! Hi. | |
| [21:46] | Happy birthday. | |
| [21:47] | Thank you. | |
| [21:50] | Um… what? | |
| [21:52] | I-I haven’t opened your present yet. | |
| [21:54] | I’m sort of saving it. | |
| [21:55] | That’s all right. Come on. | |
| [21:58] | Ben… um… | |
| [22:00] | You know what? I think I forgot my wallet. | |
| [22:02] | Do you mind if we go back to the loft for, like, 2 seconds? | |
| [22:06] | Uh, sure. | |
| [22:07] | Okay? | |
| [22:08] | Come on. | |
| [22:10] | Okay, folks, we are at “t” minus 10 minutes. | |
| [22:13] | Come on. | |
| [22:14] | Hold on! What are you doing? | |
| [22:15] | No, no. Don’t we have real tomatoes? | |
| [22:17] | No. It’s all we got. | |
| [22:18] | Okay. Use the can. Fine. | |
| [22:20] | Are you kidding me? I love “doctor who.” | |
| [22:22] | I even went to the convention in surrey. | |
| [22:24] | Yeah, but I bet you’re a John pertwee chick. | |
| [22:26] | Oh, please. Is there any other doctor apart from Tom baker? | |
| [22:30] | Tom baker? Oh, yeah. | |
| [22:31] | I have his autograph and everything. | |
| [22:33] | No way! Way. | |
| [22:34] | I can’t believe they’re actually getting along. | |
| [22:36] | I know. And I thought she was just being polite. | |
| [22:39] | Okay, enough with the stirring, okay? | |
| [22:41] | It’s not a witch’s brew. It’s not… | |
| [22:43] | It’s pasta! | |
| [22:44] | So, Meghan, what do you want to say to, uh, Felicity | |
| [22:47] | on her 20th birthday? | |
| [22:49] | I don’t want to say anything. I want to talk to you. | |
| [22:51] | Can you turn that thing off? No. | |
| [22:53] | No, I’m working. Come on. | |
| [22:59] | You know, we don’t have to go out tonight. | |
| [23:01] | What are you talking about? This place is amazing. You’re gonna love it. | |
| [23:06] | [Doorbell rings] Okay, we have arrival, people. Come on, let’s move! | |
| [23:09] | I’m so excited! | |
| [23:12] | You see that? She’s into me. | |
| [23:13] | And it’s not because of my political clout, either. | |
| [23:16] | Move it! Move it! | |
| [23:27] | Ben, I need to tell you something. | |
| [23:28] | Well, sure. What is it? Uh… | |
| [23:31] | Surprise! Surprise! | Surprise! Surprise! |
| [23:32] | Oh, my god. | |
| [23:34] | [Cheering] | |
| [23:36] | Oh, my god. | |
| [23:41] | I can’t believe this. | |
| [23:44] | Happy birthday! Come on, come sit down. | |
| [23:47] | Take your jacket off. | |
| [23:50] | Take off your jacket. | |
| [23:51] | Thanks. You’re welcome. | |
| [23:54] | Sit right here in the special chair. | |
| [23:55] | I can’t believe this. | |
| [23:57] | Happy birthday, sweetheart! | |
| [23:58] | I can’t… oh, my god. Thank you. | |
| [24:00] | Hey, anybody feel like dancing? | |
| [24:01] | Thank you. | |
| [24:03] | [Music plays] I’m gonna take you for your dinner tomorrow night. | |
| [24:05] | Okay. Sure. | |
| [24:08] | Okay, I have to insist. | |
| [24:10] | That we eat now, because cold pasta… | |
| [24:12] | You might as well recycle, you know? | |
| [24:14] | Molly: Come get some food. | |
| [24:15] | Felicity: Okay. Be right there. | |
| [24:17] | You didn’t tell him? No. | |
| [24:19] | I’m really sorry. That’s okay. | |
| [24:22] | Here you go. | |
| [24:23] | Thank you, Javier. Aw, you’re so welcome. | |
| [24:25] | Oh, my gosh. Thanks. | |
| [24:27] | So, you’re 20 now. How does it feel? | |
| [24:30] | Great! It feels great. | |
| [24:32] | Happy birthday. | |
| [24:39] | Oh, under. Oh! | |
| [24:42] | We’re all good. | |
| [24:44] | Do you have crabs? I got the pasta. | |
| [24:46] | No, that’s not what I’m talking about. | |
| [24:47] | Do you have an std and that’s why you won’t have sex with me? | |
| [24:49] | Meghan, no, I don’t have an std. | |
| [24:51] | [Laughs] Why are you making such a big deal out of this? | |
| [24:54] | A guy’s allowed to not be in the mood, right? | |
| [24:57] | Do you want another drink? No. No, thanks. | |
| [24:58] | Are you sure? Yeah. | |
| [24:59] | You want to come sit down? Yeah. | |
| [25:01] | My buddy in Ann arbor will settle this once and for all. | |
| [25:03] | No. I’m sorry. I know for a fact | |
| [25:05] | that Sarah Jane is the only sidekick Tom baker ever had. | |
| [25:08] | You’re so wrong. I’m so right. | |
| [25:10] | W-what are you guys doing? | |
| [25:11] | Uh, Molly, here, thinks the BBC is her birthright, | |
| [25:14] | and I have an e-mail that’s about to prove her wrong. | |
| [25:16] | [Laughs] Do you really think | |
| [25:17] | that now’s the best time to check your e-mail? | |
| [25:20] | Yes. It’ll only take a few seconds. | |
| [25:21] | And then Molly will know who the whomaster really is. | |
| [25:24] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [25:27] | I’ll be back in a second, okay? Okay. | |
| [25:32] | Don’t open that one | |
| [25:34] | ’cause I know there’s a virus going around, so… | |
| [25:35] | I’m not one of your clueless clientele, okay? | |
| [25:38] | I know how to work a computer. | |
| [25:39] | All right, guys, I’m gonna give a little toast, okay? | |
| [25:41] | Okay, man. This will only take a few seconds. | |
| [25:44] | Holy crap! | |
| [25:52] | Ben… | |
| [25:53] | Oh, that’s not real, is it? | |
| [25:55] | Can I talk to you? No, no, no, no, no. What the hell is that? | |
| [25:58] | Can we just go talk outside for a second? | |
| [26:04] | That’s that guy, right? The guy we saw at Epstein bar. What’s his name? | |
| [26:07] | Randy. Yeah, I know. | |
| [26:09] | I-I should have told you this when we saw him. | |
| [26:11] | Tell me now. What happened? | |
| [26:13] | There were these drinks, and I don’t even know what was in them. | |
| [26:15] | Who gave you those drinks? Did Randy give you those drinks? | |
| [26:17] | I-I don’t know. I can’t remember. | |
| [26:18] | And… | |
| [26:19] | Ben, wait. | |
| [26:20] | Ben! | |
| [26:27] | I didn’t… | |
| [26:30] | [Door closes] | |
| [26:37] | What do I do? | |
| [26:38] | Okay, I can handle this, okay? | |
| [26:40] | I think we all need to take a moment. | |
| [26:42] | And… have some tiramisu. | |
| [26:52] | Hey, where’s Randy? | |
| [26:54] | Unless you live here, you should knock. | |
| [26:56] | Where’s Randy?! | |
| [26:57] | Is there some sort of problem? | |
| [26:58] | Yeah, there’s a problem. Where the hell is he? | |
| [26:59] | Randy’s not here. What’s up? | |
| [27:00] | Which one of you guys sent out that e-mail… | |
| [27:02] | That picture of him at the party? | |
| [27:03] | Dude, what’s the issue? | |
| [27:05] | Who sent the picture of my girlfriend naked out to the whole school? | |
| [27:08] | Who did that? Do you mean Felicity? | |
| [27:10] | Did you send that picture, man? You just better back off. | |
| [27:12] | Just tell me who sent out the picture! | |
| [27:14] | Is that your girlfriend? | |
| [27:15] | Yes! | |
| [27:16] | Because she slept with Randy. | |
| [27:18] | What? | |
| [27:20] | I’m sorry, man, but that’s what happened. | |
| [27:22] | Yeah, and she wasn’t exactly acting. | |
| [27:24] | Like she had any other commitments. | |
| [27:27] | [Laughs] | |
| [27:30] | Well, that was a memorable evening. | |
| [27:33] | It gives me a psychic chill. | |
| [27:35] | It gives me physical disgust. | |
| [27:37] | [Sighs] | |
| [27:38] | Felicity and that frat guy? | |
| [27:40] | Some people. | |
| [27:42] | Some people are just stains. | |
| [27:46] | You know what I think? | |
| [27:48] | Hmm? | |
| [27:52] | I think you’re a puritan. | |
| [27:54] | [Chuckles] Really? | |
| [27:55] | Yeah. You… you know, like Arthur dimmesdale. | |
| [28:00] | Maybe I should play hester prynne. You know? | |
| [28:03] | Hey, wait. Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. | |
| [28:06] | Uh, in case it slipped your mind, | |
| [28:08] | I happen to be student-body president. | |
| [28:10] | So? | |
| [28:10] | So, I, uh… | |
| [28:12] | Uh, um… I can’t… | |
| [28:14] | I can’t be involved with a sex scandal. It… | |
| [28:17] | It would ruin me. | |
| [28:18] | Oh, no. No, we can be really discreet, okay? | |
| [28:21] | Hey, wait a minute. I… | |
| [28:23] | You… you don’t know anything about me. | |
| [28:26] | You… you don’t know where I’m from. | |
| [28:29] | You don’t know what my mom does for a living. | |
| [28:31] | You don’t know my middle name. | |
| [28:32] | You can’t just… | |
| [28:35] | Is it Christopher? | |
| [28:36] | Who tipped you off? | |
| [28:38] | [Gasps] Did I get it right? | |
| [28:42] | My enemies are everywhere. | |
| [28:46] | Just… | |
| [28:56] | Listen, I-I know that you’ve been wondering what’s up. | |
| [28:58] | And, uh, I didn’t want to tell you this, but… | |
| [29:02] | I don’t know. After tonight… | |
| [29:04] | After seeing what happened with Felicity and Ben… I… I don’t know. | |
| [29:07] | I don’t think we should have secrets between us. | |
| [29:10] | Yeah, that would be interesting. | |
| [29:14] | I have a sore nut. | |
| [29:16] | Huh? Testicle. | |
| [29:18] | They call them testicles, but, um, whatever. | |
| [29:21] | Anyway, I went and I saw a urologist about it. | |
| [29:23] | And he thinks that, uh, you know, it might be… | |
| [29:27] | Infected, and so, I’m taking antibiotics. | |
| [29:31] | That’s it? | |
| [29:34] | You freak, that’s why you’ve been shutting me out? | |
| [29:37] | [Chuckles] | |
| [29:38] | Yeah, pretty much. | |
| [29:42] | What else did the doctor say? | |
| [29:46] | Uh, nothing. | |
| [29:47] | He just said that he might want to do an ultrasound | |
| [29:50] | just to rule out any… | |
| [29:51] | The emperor. | |
| [29:53] | The emperor. What? | |
| [29:55] | It showed up earlier tonight, upside down, | |
| [29:57] | which means weak character. | |
| [29:59] | It’s the kind of guy who covers the window with a blanket | |
| [30:01] | so he doesn’t see the approaching army… | |
| [30:02] | The guy who doesn’t want to face facts. | |
| [30:04] | Okay, you know what, I’m still here on earth, so… Listen to what I’m saying. | |
| [30:07] | You can’t ignore something that could be serious. | |
| [30:09] | I’m not. I’m not. No, it’s… it’s nothing. Then why don’t you get the ultrasound? | |
| [30:12] | I’m on antibiotics! Are they helping? | |
| [30:15] | Sean! You know what? I’m not taking the damn ultrasound. | |
| [30:17] | I’m not doing it. | |
| [30:18] | Will you do it if I ask you to? | |
| [30:22] | No. | |
| [30:26] | Then you’re an idiot. | |
| [30:27] | First, for not telling me what’s going on | |
| [30:29] | and now for not doing the only smart thing. | |
| [30:31] | I’m going home. | |
| [30:33] | Okay, so, that’s great. You’re going home. | |
| [30:36] | Because of some stupid cards? [Laughs] | |
| [30:48] | [Indistinct conversations, music plays] | |
| [30:57] | Hey. | |
| [31:00] | Uh… a scotch, please. Straight up. | |
| [31:05] | Never ordered that before. | |
| [31:10] | So, what’s up? What are you doing here? | |
| [31:13] | Um… thank you. | |
| [31:18] | You know, regardless of whether we like to admit it or not, | |
| [31:21] | you and I have actually become friends. | |
| [31:26] | I take that silence as a confirmation. | |
| [31:31] | As your friend, I don’t want to see you | |
| [31:34] | make the same mistake that I did. | |
| [31:36] | So, what… you think you know something about me and Felicity | |
| [31:39] | ’cause you dated her two years ago? | |
| [31:42] | ♪ The smiles still on their faces ♪ | |
| [31:46] | Look, we’ve, uh, we’ve both had our share of nights. | |
| [31:49] | You know? | |
| [31:51] | What… what does that mean? | |
| [31:52] | What are you talking about? | |
| [31:54] | Uh, I mean, dumb, drunken nights | |
| [31:56] | where we did some boneheaded thing | |
| [31:58] | that we’d never do if we were sober. | |
| [31:59] | Okay. Thank you. | |
| [32:01] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [32:02] | That’s what this is. It has nothing to do with you. | |
| [32:03] | You know, there are some things that you don’t know about. | |
| [32:06] | Yeah. | |
| [32:07] | Is that it? | |
| [32:08] | Mnh-mnh. | |
| [32:10] | I, uh, I have one more thing to say. | |
| [32:14] | If you push her away because of this, | |
| [32:17] | you’re gonna regret it later. | |
| [32:20] | And that I know for sure. | |
| [32:22] | ♪ What I do | |
| [32:23] | ♪ going under | |
| [32:27] | ♪ getting over you | |
| [32:36] | [knock on door] | |
| [32:38] | ♪ Anything | |
| [32:42] | ♪ is better than this sorrow. | |
| [32:48] | Um… | |
| [32:50] | We should talk about what happened. | |
| [32:52] | I know. | |
| [32:56] | Where… where did you go? | |
| [32:57] | I went to the frat house. | |
| [33:02] | Ben, I’m so sorry. | |
| [33:04] | I know I should have told you. | |
| [33:06] | But you didn’t. You should have, but you didn’t tell me. | |
| [33:09] | I got so drunk at that party. | |
| [33:11] | I can’t. I can’t. | |
| [33:12] | No, Ben. Please, please. I know that’s not an excuse. | |
| [33:14] | Then don’t say it then! Don’t do that! | |
| [33:16] | I completely blacked out. | |
| [33:17] | That’s what you should tell me! Don’t lie to me! | |
| [33:19] | Don’t pretend that that guy you slept with | |
| [33:21] | was some guy from some class! | |
| [33:22] | All I know is that I slept in his room. | |
| [33:24] | I don’t even remember what happened. | |
| [33:25] | You want to know what happened? | |
| [33:27] | You want to know what happened?! | |
| [33:29] | You slept with him. | |
| [33:30] | You had sex with him. | |
| [33:55] | [Indistinct conversations] | |
| [34:09] | [Liquid pouring] | |
| [34:15] | Whoa. | |
| [34:16] | Uh, I-I didn’t see you there. | |
| [34:19] | The… the door was unlocked, so I… | |
| [34:22] | We… we need to talk. | |
| [34:24] | Yeah. | |
| [34:26] | Yeah, your boyfriend came by. | |
| [34:28] | Yeah, you know what? How could you send those pictures to everyone? | |
| [34:31] | I mean, I just introduced you to my boyfriend. Did you do that on purpose? | |
| [34:34] | Hey, I swear to god I didn’t send those things out. | |
| [34:36] | I mean, it wasn’t my decision. Randall! | |
| [34:39] | What’s up, man? | |
| [34:42] | Well, well, well. Look who’s back. | |
| [34:44] | The, uh, ping-pong queen. | |
| [34:47] | So, you coming back for the, uh, championship? | |
| [34:49] | No, no. I don’t think so. | |
| [34:51] | Dude, where’s the coffee at, man? | |
| [34:53] | Could you give us a minute? | |
| [34:56] | You got it, player. | |
| [35:02] | Look, I just want to ask you something, | |
| [35:04] | and then I’ll go. | |
| [35:06] | Were we at least safe? | |
| [35:08] | Yeah, we were as safe as you can get. | |
| [35:10] | I mean, we didn’t have sex at all. | |
| [35:12] | What? | |
| [35:14] | Yeah, you were really sick, so I just put you to bed. | |
| [35:17] | I mean, yeah, you know, I wanted something to happen. | |
| [35:19] | It’s just… But you were a train wreck. | |
| [35:22] | Wait… wait a second. We just slept? | |
| [35:25] | Sadly, for me. | |
| [35:27] | The next morning, the guys… My brothers… | |
| [35:30] | They just assumed, you know, so I thought, “who cares?” | |
| [35:33] | I mean, no one will get hurt, | |
| [35:34] | and they’ll think I’m a wicked stud. | |
| [35:37] | We just slept. | |
| [35:44] | [Door closes] | |
| [35:48] | Hey. | |
| [35:50] | I gotta start locking that door. | |
| [35:52] | Okay, why when I wanted you to take care of my nose, | |
| [35:54] | did you tell me that I was this big baby? | |
| [35:56] | But now that I’m dealing with this on my own… | |
| [35:58] | No, no, no, no. Let’s get something straight. | |
| [36:00] | Pretending something doesn’t exist | |
| [36:01] | does not qualify as dealing with it. | |
| [36:03] | And you know it. | |
| [36:06] | [Sighs] | |
| [36:08] | Okay. You know what? | |
| [36:10] | [Sighs] | |
| [36:11] | I’m sorry about last night. | |
| [36:14] | I’m just having some trouble with the idea | |
| [36:17] | that, uh, you know, | |
| [36:18] | I might actually have some kind of problem. | |
| [36:21] | But I, uh, I made an appointment this morning with that doctor. | |
| [36:23] | I’m gonna do that ultrasound. | |
| [36:27] | And I’m asking if you’ll come with me. | |
| [36:31] | I’m sorry. I can’t. | |
| [36:34] | I’m getting a new tattoo. | |
| [36:37] | What? | |
| [36:38] | Oh, Sean. I’m kidding. Of course I’ll go with you. | |
| [36:43] | Sean: Yeah? Yeah, you do… Thanks, man. | |
| [36:46] | You do get to see an unusual side of student life when you have this job. | |
| [36:48] | I mean, that’s what I like about it… the diversity. | |
| [36:51] | What about that music major? | |
| [36:53] | Oh, yeah, Jason. Well, he, uh… | |
| [36:55] | He’s not really unusual so much. | |
| [36:57] | He just likes me, which is annoying. | |
| [36:59] | You know, there is… there’s one weird thing about him. | |
| [37:01] | It’s like his dorm room | |
| [37:03] | is this zone of disturbing imagery, you know? | |
| [37:07] | I don’t know. Okay, the first time I was there, | |
| [37:08] | I saw that disturbing frat e-mail. | |
| [37:11] | Right. Right? | |
| [37:12] | The last time I was there, i, uh… | |
| [37:14] | I saw something else. | |
| [37:18] | You know, it’s actually illegal | |
| [37:19] | to burn candles in your dorm room. | |
| [37:20] | Oh, god! | |
| [37:23] | Yeah. | |
| [37:24] | I’m sorry. [Chuckles] | |
| [37:26] | No, I’m sorry. I just… | |
| [37:28] | Forget it. You know, I used to be an r.A., so I… | |
| [37:30] | Right! | |
| [37:31] | Yeah. | |
| [37:34] | So, um… | |
| [37:38] | This is bach. Oh, wow. | |
| [37:40] | Yeah, the “fourth cantata.” | |
| [37:42] | It’s nice. | |
| [37:43] | I have two tickets to the philharmonic bach festival | |
| [37:46] | Friday at 7:00. | |
| [37:48] | Do you want to go with me? | |
| [37:50] | Um… do you… Do you have a crush on me? | |
| [37:52] | Yes. [Exhales] | |
| [37:54] | Okay. That’s… See, I’m flattered. | |
| [37:57] | I am, but, uh, I’m also straight. | |
| [37:59] | Uh… | |
| [38:00] | Don’t worry about it. | |
| [38:02] | Okay. | |
| [38:03] | [Chuckles] And, um… | |
| [38:07] | My computer is fine. [Laughs] | |
| [38:10] | Yeah, I-I kind of… | |
| [38:12] | I kind of figured that I was… | |
| [38:16] | So, just, uh… | |
| [38:19] | [Clears throat] | |
| [38:21] | You… you… you take care. | |
| [38:24] | You too. | |
| [38:33] | You see this here? | |
| [38:35] | This darker area? | |
| [38:37] | Yeah. Is that bad? | |
| [38:39] | Well, that definitely means it’s an inter-testicular mass. | |
| [38:44] | Mass? You mean, like a… like a lump? | |
| [38:47] | Some sort of growth, yes. | |
| [38:48] | At this point, I recommend a surgical procedure | |
| [38:50] | to determine whether or not the mass is a carcinoma. | |
| [38:53] | You might want to get a second opinion. | |
| [38:55] | That’s fine. | |
| [38:57] | But, uh… | |
| [38:58] | Do it quickly. | |
| [39:00] | If it is malignant, | |
| [39:01] | we need to take it out as soon as possible. | |
| [39:05] | [Sighs] | |
| [39:07] | Can you… | |
| [39:10] | Can you ask Meghan to come in for a second? | |
| [39:11] | Yeah. Of course. | |
| [40:00] | What the hell’s going on with you? Hmm? | |
| [40:02] | You keep looking at me like I have hair implants. | |
| [40:04] | No, no. Nothing. I’m sorry. | |
| [40:07] | So, hey, how’d it… | |
| [40:09] | How’d it go with Molly last night? | |
| [40:11] | Oh. | |
| [40:12] | Thanks. Thank you. | |
| [40:14] | That chick kind of freaks me out. | |
| [40:15] | Yeah, she was trying to work some kind of voodoo thing on me. | |
| [40:17] | It wasn’t happening. Mm-hmm. | |
| [40:20] | Yeah, well, I guess you’re… | |
| [40:22] | You know, you’re either susceptible to voodoo or you’re not, I guess. | |
| [40:24] | Yeah, hey, don’t get me wrong. | |
| [40:26] | I mean, she’s one hot babe, you know. | |
| [40:28] | I just… I’m not into the ultra-aggressive thing. | |
| [40:30] | Yeah. I get it. I understand. | |
| [40:35] | There you go again. | |
| [40:36] | What? No, I’m not staring at you. I’m not. | |
| [40:38] | Just now. Your eyes went… | |
| [40:41] | Weird. It’s not. No! | |
| [40:43] | We’re talking. | |
| [40:47] | No, come on. | |
| [40:48] | Here we go. I do not care. | |
| [40:51] | Okay. | |
| [40:54] | Now, I-I can’t… I can’t just sit there, you know, | |
| [40:57] | and… and just watch you | |
| [40:59] | throw out the bathwater with the baby. | |
| [41:01] | Javier… no. | |
| [41:03] | No, no, no. Just listen to me, okay? Both of you. | |
| [41:07] | Okay, now you got me all emotional. | |
| [41:09] | [Inhales deeply] | |
| [41:10] | You two have such a rare and special love… | |
| [41:14] | And I can’t stand to watch you just blow it in the wind. | |
| [41:19] | So, Felicity, I’m going to punch you in, | |
| [41:22] | and I’m going to pay you both. | |
| [41:23] | To stand here and talk until you make it up. | |
| [41:28] | Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to call my Samuel. | |
| [41:38] | You can go out the back way if you want. I’m not gonna tell Javier. | |
| [41:40] | Can I just talk to you for a second? | |
| [41:43] | No. I don’t want to talk right now. | |
| [41:44] | Ben, listen, you never talked to Randy. | |
| [41:45] | You only heard from those guys, right? | |
| [41:47] | I said I don’t want to talk right now, okay? | |
| [41:48] | I finally talked to him today. | |
| [41:50] | He said it wasn’t true, that we did nothing. Nothing happened. | |
| [41:53] | And you believe him? | |
| [41:55] | You said you were so drunk you don’t remember anything. | |
| [41:56] | That’s what you said. | |
| [41:57] | I do. Ben, I believe him. | |
| [41:59] | I mean, i-i-i didn’t think anything happened, | |
| [42:03] | and I just wanted to make sure. | |
| [42:04] | I went to that clinic. I took all the tests. | |
| [42:05] | Everything came back negative. | |
| [42:06] | You got wasted, you woke up in some guy’s bed, | |
| [42:09] | and then you lied to me. | |
| [42:10] | All right? You lied to me. | |
| [42:12] | Just let me explain. | |
| [42:14] | Okay, one of us is gonna go. Is it gonna be you or me, huh? | |
| [42:19] | Fine. I’ll go. | |
| [42:24] | ♪ It really is a miracle | |
| [42:28] | ♪ that I have come this far | |
| [42:32] | ♪ without a hope, without a prayer ♪ | |
| [42:36] | ♪ without a guiding star | |
| [42:41] | ♪ in spite of my nativity | |
| [42:45] | ♪ and many dreams betrayed | |
| [42:49] | ♪ I know I would not be here now ♪ | |
| [42:53] | ♪ but for mistakes I made | |
| [42:58] | ♪ but for mistakes I made | |
| [43:03] | ♪ who knows who I might be | |
| [43:08] | ♪ some other heart, some other soul ♪ | |
| [43:11] | ♪ some other destiny | |
| [43:15] | ♪ but for the times I took | |
| [43:20] | ♪ a wrong turn unafraid | |
| [43:25] | ♪ I might have missed it all | |
| [43:28] | ♪ but for mistakes I made | |
| [43:35] | ♪ I might have missed it a-a-a-ll ♪ | |
| [43:41] | ♪ but for mistakes I made | |
| [43:50] | ♪ I made | |
| [43:54] | ♪ I made | |
| [44:02] | [instrumental music plays] | |
| [44:30] | [Music ends] |