大学生费莉希蒂(Felicity)第3季第4集台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

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[00:03]	I want to be here with you guys… with my friends.
[00:06]	I do care about you enough to let you go.
[00:08]	I mean, if that’s what you really need.
[00:12]	Thank you.
[00:13]	As you guys probably already know, I’m leaving.
[00:16]	I just don’t think
[00:18]	that New York is the place for me right now.
[00:20]	And I’m sorry that we fought last night.
[00:22]	I’m so sorry.
[00:25]	But I know that we’re better friends than that.
[00:27]	And I know that you know that too.
[00:29]	So I’ll see you when I see you.
[00:35]	Hey.
[00:37]	I thought you were strictly Mac.
[00:39]	Oh. Yeah, I am.
[00:41]	I’m… I’m up for this gig at the university computer center.
[00:43]	Like an on-call repairman for students whose computers crash.
[00:46]	So I got to learn how to use the PC.
[00:48]	Wow. That sounds great.
[00:50]	Yeah.
[00:51]	So, when’s the next “Star Trek” convention?
[00:54]	No. See, that’s a cliché, man.
[00:55]	Not… not all computer guys are trekkies, you know? Okay.
[00:58]	Look, I’m gonna make a lot of money if I get this, too.
[01:01]	I’m sure you are. Good luck to you.
[01:03]	Look, it’s a great extracurricular for my résumé.
[01:05]	And I won’t be late with the rent. Please don’t be late on the rent, okay?
[01:07]	Don’t… don’t be like Ben.
[01:08]	Every month, it’s like… It’s like…
[01:10]	[Laughs] Rent?
[01:11]	[Door opens, closes]
[01:13]	That is him. Tomorrow? Hmm?
[01:15]	What? [Dial tone]
[01:18]	Morning. Hey.
[01:19]	No, I’m not using the phone.
[01:21]	Wow.
[01:22]	Well, I won’t be late.
[01:23]	I’ve got the next few weeks planned out.
[01:25]	And if I can stick to it,
[01:26]	by the time Natalie gets back from oktoberfest,
[01:28]	my life should be, uh, should be almost back on track.
[01:31]	Good. That’s… Hi.
[01:33]	My name’s misty, and last week was my 18th birthday.
[01:37]	But I’m as naughty as a horny housewife.
[01:41]	Oh, I’m wearing short shorts and a tank top.
[01:43]	Are you hearing that? With nothing on underneath.
[01:44]	Uh… hmm? With nothing on underneath.
[01:45]	I don’t know.
[01:46]	My girlfriends say I have a nice body.
[01:48]	Okay, who the hell is she talking to? I…
[01:50]	Excuse me. I… [Giggles]
[01:53]	No, I don’t wear a bra.
[01:55]	[Giggles] I don’t have to.
[01:59]	Hey.
[01:59]	Hey, uh, who are you talking to?
[02:01]	Oh. Shh! It’s my boyfriend.
[02:03]	Hold on. I don’t want him to hear.
[02:05]	Can this wait? You’re gonna cost me 20 bucks.
[02:08]	What? Wait a minute.
[02:09]	This is the new job that you got? Phone sex?
[02:10]	Okay. I don’t want you doing that on my phone.
[02:12]	You know what? Let me just slip that off.
[02:14]	Hold on one second.
[02:16]	I cannot believe this bothers you.
[02:17]	Why? Wouldn’t it bother you? No.
[02:19]	Why not? This is… this is…
[02:20]	Okay. Yeah. I have ’em off now.
[02:23]	Tell me what you want me to do.
[02:24]	[Inhales sharply]
[02:25]	Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
[02:28]	Uh-huh.
[02:30]	Can we have this conversation later?
[02:31]	Oh, yeah. Sure. Just let me know when he’s done.
[02:33]	Uh, that’s… Oh, that’s just my boyfriend.
[02:36]	Um, Patrick.
[02:38]	What?
[02:40]	Okay. Hold on.
[02:42]	He wants to talk to you.
[02:44]	What? No, no, no.
[02:46]	Talk to him.
[02:48]	Hello.
[02:50]	Yes, this is… Patrick.
[02:54]	What? You want me to what?
[02:57]	Oh. Okay.
[02:59]	[Gasps]
[03:00]	Customer’s always right.
[03:02]	Ow!
[03:04]	Hello?
[03:07]	Hello?
[03:13]	♪ Can you become
[03:16]	♪ can you become
[03:19]	♪ a new version of you♪
[03:23]	♪ new wallpaper
[03:25]	♪ new shoe leather
[03:27]	♪ a new way home
[03:30]	♪ I don’t remember
[03:33]	♪ new version of you
[03:37]	♪ I need a new version of me
[03:43]	♪ new version of you
[03:47]	♪ I need a new version of me.
[04:08]	What are you doing out here?
[04:13]	I couldn’t sleep in that bed.
[04:16]	Couldn’t stop thinking about Julie.
[04:18]	Here.
[04:21]	Thanks.
[04:22]	I couldn’t really sleep either.
[04:24]	That tape she made.
[04:27]	I watched it again last night.
[04:30]	Something about that goodbye just… seemed so final.
[04:34]	I know. I just don’t know what else we can do.
[04:37]	I mean, everything can’t just stop.
[04:39]	I know. And I’ve got this poli sci paper.
[04:42]	I’ve never worked so hard.
[04:43]	Did I tell you about this French exam I have?
[04:45]	Oh, my god.
[04:46]	You want me to come cheer you on? [Telephone rings]
[04:48]	No, thanks.
[04:50]	Hello?
[04:53]	Hi.
[04:55]	Yeah. Can you hang on a second?
[04:58]	It’s Julie’s mom. She wants to know if she’s here.
[05:00]	Her birth mom? No. Mrs. Emrick.
[05:02]	It doesn’t sound like she knows she’s gone. What do I tell her?
[05:04]	You can’t tell her anything. Why not?
[05:06]	Because Julie obviously wants to tell her herself
[05:08]	in her own way, and we’ve got to respect that.
[05:15]	Hi.
[05:16]	Julie’s not here right now.
[05:19]	In class, I guess.
[05:20]	Uh, can I take a message?
[05:23]	All right. Yeah.
[05:25]	Thanks.
[05:27]	[Telephone beeps]
[05:28]	I think it was the right thing to do.
[05:31]	Yeah.
[05:33]	I know!
[05:34]	Would you relax, please? [Moans]
[05:36]	Look at me. Look at me. You’re gonna be fine.
[05:38]	Benjamin, this is how I get when I get put to the test, okay?
[05:41]	I panic.
[05:43]	He’s got his citizenship test.
[05:44]	Can you ditch it, please? Ditch the camera.
[05:46]	Javier, you’re gonna do great.
[05:47]	What was I thinking?
[05:49]	Inviting everyone to… To my swearing-in ceremony.
[05:52]	Did you get the invitation? Yes. It was so beautiful.
[05:54]	Of course I’m gonna be there.
[05:56]	Oh, I even bought a new suit.
[05:57]	And it looks like a Prada, you know?
[05:59]	But I think it’s a rip-off, ’cause the label says “prapa.”
[06:01]	Okay, look. [Laughs]
[06:02]	I only have paper midterms.
[06:04]	And they’re not due till next week, so I’ll help you.
[06:07]	No.
[06:08]	You have to take care of your father
[06:10]	and nurse him back to health. No, no.
[06:11]	My, uh, my… We’re gonna be fine.
[06:14]	Oh. Thank you, Benjamin.
[06:16]	You’re welcome.
[06:20]	[Door closes]
[06:22]	Does he know a thing about American history?
[06:25]	Um, yeah. I-I mean, I’m…
[06:27]	[Moans] Oh, my god.
[06:29]	I got the pain again in my chest.
[06:31]	Oh.
[06:33]	I think I got vangina.
[06:34]	[Laughing] Oh, you have what?
[06:36]	[Belches, moans]
[06:38]	Uh, okay.
[06:39]	So I’ve learned a few tricks over the years, you know?
[06:41]	A little, uh, p-ram zap.
[06:45]	And it’s back.
[06:46]	That was okay. Do me a favor.
[06:49]	Don’t call her an “it.”
[06:51]	I’m sorry. I don’t…
[06:52]	They’re not appliances.
[06:54]	No. I mean, it’s an incredibly advanced machine.
[06:56]	They have souls.
[06:59]	I can see that. Yeah.
[07:00]	I mean, one could equate the…
[07:02]	The whole cyber thing with…
[07:03]	Don’t say “cyber.”
[07:05]	No?
[07:06]	No. It’s empty.
[07:08]	It doesn’t even begin to describe the flow.
[07:10]	It’s not just bits and bytes of raw data
[07:12]	floating around out there.
[07:14]	It’s a mass psyche.
[07:16]	An interconnected consciousness.
[07:18]	Uh, yeah. I can see that.
[07:20]	All right. Let’s see you open up the firmware and reset the board.
[07:22]	Yeah, yeah. Uh, no problem.
[07:27]	Macs are like guys.
[07:29]	Buddies.
[07:30]	But pcs, they’re like pretty girls.
[07:33]	See, I disagree. I think macs are much sexier.
[07:35]	That’s not what I mean.
[07:37]	What I meant is that pcs aren’t so easy to get to know.
[07:41]	And 70% of our patients are windows-based.
[07:45]	I’m fine with that. When, uh, when do I start?
[07:47]	Mm. Confidence. That’s good.
[07:50]	You’ll need that for the challenge.
[07:52]	The what?
[07:53]	A series of tests. More of a trial, actually.
[07:57]	Some call it an ordeal.
[07:59]	I like to think of it as a, um, rite of passage.
[08:02]	A purification.
[08:04]	I believe that true mastery demands blood.
[08:07]	Are we still talking about computers?
[08:09]	Friday afternoon, I’ll put you through your PC paces.
[08:12]	Many apply, but few are taken.
[08:13]	So don’t be surprised if you wang.
[08:15]	I won’t wang. I’m not a… I’m not a wanger.
[08:18]	Until Friday afternoon.
[08:31]	The thing about these philosophy questions,
[08:34]	you have to go absolutely crazy.
[08:36]	[Laughs] Like what?
[08:38]	Like, “is there any knowledge in the world so certain
[08:41]	that no reasonable person could doubt it?”
[08:43]	Yes.
[08:45]	Yes? Like what?
[08:46]	Like you snore.
[08:49]	I do not snore. Yes, you do.
[08:50]	[Laughing] No, I don’t.
[08:51]	[Laughing] Yes, you do. I do? I snore?
[08:53]	Hey, so wish me luck.
[08:55]	Uh, you don’t need luck on your French midterm.
[08:57]	Philosophy. Oh. well, then, good luck.
[09:06]	What… what does this look like to you?
[09:10]	Um, is that Molly’s?
[09:13]	I’ll… I’ll be right back.
[09:17]	Hey.
[09:19]	Do you want some baked beans and toast?
[09:21]	Oh, no, thanks.
[09:22]	Um, can I ask you a question?
[09:26]	I-I found this i-in our closet.
[09:31]	[Exhales deeply]
[09:34]	Wow.
[09:36]	Kind of looks like crystal meth.
[09:40]	Oh, my brother used to be addicted to this stuff
[09:42]	while I was living with him, which was fantastic.
[09:47]	Molly, just so you know… I mean, I have to tell you…
[09:50]	I-I do not care if it’s yours.
[09:52]	Well, I kind of thought you would care.
[09:54]	But no, it’s definitely not mine, Felicity.
[09:57]	I mean, I wouldn’t touch the stuff.
[09:58]	It’s… it’s horrible.
[09:59]	Hey!
[10:00]	Hey.
[10:02]	I found this in the top of Julie’s closet.
[10:10]	You think this is Julie’s?
[10:11]	I don’t know. What do you think? Well, you found it in the closet.
[10:14]	It could be anybody’s. It could’ve been there for a year for all we know.
[10:17]	The only thing I’m thinking is it could explain the way she’s been acting lately.
[10:19]	Yeah. We even talked about that, remember?
[10:21]	How she would be happy one minute and then quiet
[10:23]	and then belligerent the next.
[10:25]	Yeah. My brother used to be like that when he was using.
[10:27]	But they get really good at hiding it.
[10:33]	Sean: All right.
[10:35]	So tell us about that new job you got.
[10:40]	I am working as a phone-sex operator.
[10:43]	And I am providing what I think is an important service.
[10:47]	I fulfill fantasies for men across the country.
[10:50]	Mm. So you turn them on.
[10:52]	Well, yeah.
[10:54]	I mean, but I get a bonus if I keep them on longer.
[10:57]	So it’s not as simple as it sounds.
[11:00]	So, do you ever get turned on?
[11:03]	What do you mean?
[11:04]	I mean do you ever get, uh, you know, excited…
[11:08]	Providing this… This important service?
[11:13]	I don’t know.
[11:14]	I mean, a little. Yeah.
[11:15]	What?
[11:17]	I-i… no. I’m kidding, Sean.
[11:19]	Do you get turned on? I’m just kidding.
[11:21]	Do you? Come on. No.
[11:22]	Yes, you do. Okay. Cut.
[11:24]	Elena: So how was the midterm?
[11:26]	Horrible. I couldn’t focus.
[11:28]	I know. I couldn’t stop thinking about Julie.
[11:30]	I know. What about Julie’s mom?
[11:32]	Oh, god. I feel so bad about that.
[11:35]	I know. We lied. I mean, that’s basically what we did.
[11:38]	Instead of protecting her, I think we did just the opposite.
[11:40]	Wait. Wait. Are you calling her mom?
[11:41]	Do you not think I should?
[11:43]	I think you should,
[11:44]	but are you gonna tell her about the drugs?
[11:47]	No, but I think…
[11:48]	I think we have to tell her that Julie dropped out.
[11:59]	Hi. M-Mrs. Emrick?
[12:01]	It’s Felicity Porter.
[12:03]	Good. Yeah, things are going well.
[12:05]	Um, I-I was just curious if Julie had called you.
[12:11]	No, I-I don’t think so. I just, um…
[12:15]	When we talked before,
[12:17]	uh, I didn’t tell you this because I’m…
[12:20]	I’m pretty sure Julie wanted to tell you herself.
[12:22]	Um…
[12:25]	Julie dropped out.
[12:28]	She left New York.
[12:32]	S-she took a bunch of her stuff and, um…
[12:35]	No, she… She didn’t say where.
[12:43]	What?
[12:46]	She’s crying.
[12:53]	[Door opens, closes]
[12:57]	Hey.
[12:58]	This PlayStation 2 thing is a real problem.
[13:01]	I might never leave the apartment.
[13:03]	How did, uh, how’d the French exam go?
[13:06]	Oh, philosophy.
[13:07]	Philosophy.
[13:09]	How’d it go?
[13:10]	Uh, not good.
[13:12]	Oh, it couldn’t have been that bad.
[13:16]	I called Julie’s mom.
[13:20]	Oh.
[13:23]	She was really scared.
[13:26]	I mean, her voice was… All shaky and…
[13:33]	It was just scary.
[13:37]	I guess, uh, Julie hadn’t told her
[13:39]	about what really happened with her father.
[13:41]	So I did.
[13:45]	Was she all right?
[13:47]	No.
[13:50]	She, um, got off the phone
[13:54]	and, uh, talked to her husband.
[13:56]	And when she called back, she was so angry.
[14:00]	She was really mad.
[14:01]	And, uh…
[14:04]	She asked me how I could’ve let her daughter go
[14:08]	and how I could be living with her and not notice
[14:11]	babe, that… There was such a problem, there was something wrong.
[14:13]	That is not fair. Why not?
[14:15]	I mean, the last time I talked to her I was horrible to Julie.
[14:17]	You were not horrible. Julie was acting nuts.
[14:19]	And I should have realized something was wrong with her.
[14:22]	Instead I just made it worse.
[14:23]	Look, the only reason Julie’s mother is saying all that stuff.
[14:26]	Is ’cause she’s upset and you know that.
[14:27]	Julie is gone, okay?
[14:29]	I was obviously too wrapped up in my own life to realize,
[14:32]	you know, what was going on with her.
[14:34]	I know. But none of us saw that.
[14:36]	I mean, I waited four days before I even called her mom.
[14:38]	But some people wouldn’t have called them at all. You have to realize that.
[14:42]	Come on.
[14:44]	[Voice breaking] You just… You don’t understand.
[14:46]	I do understand. Listen to me.
[14:49]	What happened with Julie is not your fault.
[14:53]	If I… If I’ve learned anything.
[14:54]	From what happened with my dad, it’s that, all right?
[14:59]	What happened is not your fault.
[15:05]	Come here.
[15:15]	[Siren wailing]
[15:16]	Sean: Noel? Yeah.
[15:18]	Where are you going right now? What’s going on?
[15:19]	Well, I got, uh, I got the challenge in two days.
[15:21]	The challenge? Yeah. The PC Olympics.
[15:24]	Tracy got a new laptop, so he’s gonna use his old one
[15:25]	to, uh, to test me, you know?
[15:27]	Screw up the operating system, see if I can get the thing to work again.
[15:29]	Okay. I got a little bit of advice for you.
[15:32]	All right.
[15:33]	Let the wookie win.
[15:35]	Ha. That’s funny. That’s a good one.
[15:37]	Where you going?	Where you going?
[15:45]	Can’t do it, can you?
[15:46]	I can fix anything. I’m Hercules, god of strength.
[15:50]	Right. Just admit that I got you, okay?
[15:53]	That word processor is never opening again.
[15:58]	[Chimes sound]
[16:03]	How did you do that?
[16:05]	Oh, it’s just a… It’s a little trick I learned.
[16:07]	It’s called “being a genius.”
[16:08]	[Chuckles] Okay. You’re good.
[16:10]	The geek’s gonna hire you. You’re in.
[16:12]	Mnh-mnh. You don’t understand.
[16:13]	This guy, he’s a… He’s a real peen, all right?
[16:16]	He’s gonna test me hard, so I got to know this stuff backwards.
[16:18]	I got you.
[16:19]	Yeah. So here.
[16:20]	Sit down and, um… And do it again.
[16:23]	Just make it… make it a little harder this time, okay?
[16:26]	Right. Make it a little harder.
[16:27]	Uh-huh.
[16:32]	This is nice.
[16:33]	Hey.
[16:34]	Please don’t touch my Porsche. I just got it.
[16:36]	I’m just looking, all right?
[16:38]	It’s not bad for a… A non-Mac.
[16:40]	[Chuckles] Well, Elena just happens to be writing
[16:42]	her poli midterm on that non-Mac.
[16:44]	And if you lose that file, I guarantee you
[16:46]	she will kick your ass back to Boston.
[16:47]	[Chuckles]
[16:56]	What was that?
[16:58]	[Laughs]
[17:00]	If you can fix this, you’re supernerd.
[17:03]	Matter of fact, if you can fix this, you’re super meganerd.
[17:06]	Thank you. Give me back my good one.
[17:09]	It’s all yours.
[17:11]	[Mid-tempo march plays]
[17:16]	Sean: His I.N.S. Test two days away,
[17:18]	Javier clemente quintata heads to the library.
[17:21]	With his mentor, Benjamin coving…
[17:22]	Can you… can you do the narration later, please?
[17:24]	Just pretend like I’m not here, man. That’s impossible.
[17:26]	You’re narrating everything we do. That’s only my job. Go ahead.
[17:28]	Okay. Who were the pilgrims?
[17:30]	Uh, pilgrims.
[17:31]	Um, the… Earliest permanent, uh,
[17:35]	British settlers in America.
[17:37]	That’s great. There you go. You’re gonna do good, man.
[17:39]	Oh, look at this. Oh.
[17:40]	Isn’t the American flag beautiful?
[17:43]	Are you planning on voting?
[17:44]	Yes. Well, yes.
[17:46]	But not in this election, darling.
[17:47]	My friend here is helping me with my citizenship test.
[17:51]	But I won’t be registered in time.
[17:52]	Well, good luck with the test. Hope you pass it.
[17:54]	Oh, thank you so much! I love you for that!
[17:57]	Good luck! Good luck. We got a lot of studying to do.
[17:58]	What about you? Are you planning on voting?
[18:00]	Uh, no. Let’s go.
[18:01]	What did you say, Ben? What? Nothing.
[18:03]	I just said I wasn’t gonna vote.
[18:04]	Sean: In an ironic twist, Javier’s mentor,
[18:06]	unpoliticized himself… Hey, will you shut up?
[18:08]	It’s not about me. I can’t believe that… Wait.
[18:10]	This is your first national election,
[18:12]	and you’re not planning on voting? J-Javier…
[18:14]	You… do you realize what a privilege it is
[18:15]	to be able to vote? Javier, man…
[18:17]	Okay, look, politicians are so full of crap, all right?
[18:19]	Look, it doesn’t matter who’s gonna be president anyway, okay?
[18:21]	Let’s just go. Let’s go to the library.
[18:23]	You coming?
[18:24]	Can you believe this pineapple head?
[18:26]	I mean, you know,
[18:28]	studying American history and then not voting?
[18:31]	If he does vote, he should vote hypocrat.
[18:33]	[Laughs]
[18:34]	[Speaking French]
[18:36]	Uh, Felicity Porter?
[18:50]	[Clears throat]
[18:52]	Um…
[18:54]	[Speaking French]
[19:04]	[Speaking haltingly]
[19:34]	I’m sorry.
[19:35]	I’m… I’m… I’m just not prepared.
[19:40]	Mitchell crowley.
[19:58]	Yeah.
[19:59]	[Exhales deeply] Mm-hmm.
[20:00]	Hey. Hey.
[20:02]	Oh, god. You’re not gonna believe it.
[20:04]	Again, this week, the documentary has no hook.
[20:07]	Uh-huh.
[20:08]	Javier’s story is really sweet and everything.
[20:10]	But I don’t think it’s compelling enough… Oh, god, yes.
[20:12]	Oh!
[20:13]	Mmm! That’s what I like. Mmm!
[20:15]	Okay, I’m your boyfriend. Can I talk to you for a second?
[20:17]	Okay. Oh, yeah. Go.
[20:19]	Go! Hey!
[20:20]	Hey! Slimy. Weasel. How ya doin’?
[20:22]	This is not your apartment, Sean! [Telephone beeps]
[20:24]	I really don’t want you doing this anymore. Excuse me?
[20:26]	Listen to me.
[20:27]	At first I didn’t like this.
[20:29]	But I tried to be mature about it and deal with it.
[20:31]	But it’s not working, and I’ll tell you why. Because you’re uptight?
[20:33]	No, because you’re cheating on me. What?
[20:35]	Every time you make a call to one of these guys
[20:37]	it’s like you’re having a little mini fling, okay?
[20:39]	And it’s enough. I can’t deal with it anymore. I have news for you, Sean.
[20:42]	I’m not like the girls you used to date.
[20:44]	I’m not like Chloe the librarian.
[20:46]	Yeah. Obviously. She could read.
[20:48]	You know what?
[20:50]	Talking to these guys is like having sex with you
[20:52]	because it’s over real fast and I do all the work!
[20:55]	Good luck with your career!
[21:00]	Hey.
[21:01]	Hey.
[21:03]	[Mid-tempo march plays]
[21:06]	Javier: Well, yes.
[21:07]	I am nervous about taking the test.
[21:09]	But I am very… Feeling very confident
[21:11]	about my chances of becoming a cit… [Cellphone rings]
[21:13]	Sean: Oh. Sorry.
[21:14]	Ah. Sorry.
[21:16]	[Exhales deeply]
[21:18]	Blumberg prod…
[21:20]	Uh… what?
[21:22]	It’s this damn phone-sex company.
[21:23]	Calling for Meghan again.
[21:24]	Let me… let me talk to him.
[21:25]	No. Just give me the phone.
[21:28]	Give it to… okay. All right.
[21:29]	All right. Okay.
[21:31]	[Clears throat]
[21:33]	[High-pitched voice] Hello, this is Amber. Yes. Oh.
[21:36]	I’m, um, I’m a luscious blonde.
[21:40]	Um, with a 44 triple “d.”
[21:47]	I think I used to be roommates with this guy.
[21:49]	You’re kidding.
[21:54]	Francis? Can we just get on with this, please?
[21:56]	We’re wasting time. Let’s go.
[21:57]	Whoa. Excuse us, Mr. Non-voter.
[21:59]	Zip it. All right.
[22:01]	When did the, uh, civil war begin?
[22:04]	When did the civil war begin?
[22:06]	What civil war?
[22:09]	Let it go, crane.
[22:11]	No. I can get this, all right?
[22:12]	I’m channeling Kevin mitnick.
[22:14]	This is like E.R., man.
[22:16]	Eventually you’re gonna have to stop cpr
[22:18]	and let the patient die.
[22:19]	Just reformat the hard drive. Mnh-mnh.
[22:22]	Two midterms down, two to go.
[22:23]	Hey, baby.
[22:24]	Hey, Noel. Hey.
[22:25]	Hey, hey. Hey.
[22:26]	Ah. I think you’re right.
[22:28]	I think it’s dead.
[22:29]	Checkmate, crane.
[22:30]	[Laughs] What’s dead?
[22:32]	My crappy old laptop.
[22:35]	The one I was using?
[22:38]	No. Baby, remember?
[22:39]	Y-you put, um… it all in here. This was the one you were using.
[22:43]	No, I didn’t touch that one.
[22:44]	My poli sci paper is on that one.
[22:47]	Did you back your work up?
[22:49]	Would I be freaking out like this if I had backed up my stuff?
[22:51]	You know, y-you really should back all your data up.
[22:53]	It took me a month to finish that paper,
[22:55]	and it was harder than all my pre-med classes,
[22:57]	and it’s due tomorrow… Do you know what that means?
[22:59]	Yeah. I have an idea.
[23:00]	Hey, Elena.
[23:02]	Can I talk to you for a sec?
[23:04]	You guys better get my paper.
[23:10]	Okay.
[23:11]	Now, you know I’m not one to get…
[23:14]	You know…
[23:15]	Nice.
[23:16]	Worried about people.
[23:19]	But Felicity has been in her room for hours.
[23:21]	She’s just sitting on her bed,
[23:23]	staring off into space like a stuffed animal.
[23:25]	What the hell is going on with her? It’s Julie’s mom.
[23:27]	She made her feel like Julie’s leaving was her fault.
[23:30]	What? Yeah.
[23:31]	I-I think we just need to get her out of this house.
[23:33]	Yeah, but I’m not going anywhere till Noel saves my paper.
[23:36]	Hey. What’s going on?
[23:38]	Um, we’re going out.
[23:42]	Oh. Have fun.
[23:44]	Oh, no.
[23:45]	Uh, we’re going out with you to have fun.
[23:47]	Yeah. You got to stop moping around the house.
[23:49]	It’s irritating.
[23:50]	Meghan’s right, and I never say, “Meghan’s right.”
[23:55]	Maybe I should go out.
[23:58]	Good.
[23:59]	Wait. Where are you going?
[24:01]	When you were Leon, what’s the most out-there club you went to?
[24:04]	Meghan, I’m busy. This is important.
[24:05]	The places I went this summer are too out-there, even for you.
[24:08]	Tell me where you partied.
[24:10]	You can’t handle where I partied.
[24:12]	You’re worthless.
[24:15]	[Knock on door]
[24:17]	Hey.
[24:18]	Yeah? We need a party right now.
[24:21]	Well, there’s a rager down at the beta theta xi house tonight.
[24:23]	Yeah. Okay. You need a date?
[24:25]	Not a chance.
[24:28]	Okay, we’re going to a… A frat party.
[24:33]	Yes. Of course. I feel terrible about what happened.
[24:35]	What the hell else was I supposed to do?
[24:37]	The only reason I took her to the party in the first place
[24:39]	was because she was upset about the whole Julie thing.
[24:42]	And then, on our way there, she plopped down on the steps that we passed.
[24:45]	And she was like, “I don’t want to go to the party.”
[24:47]	I have never seen her so depressed. Sean: Mm.
[24:49]	That’s not true. I’ve seen her more depressed.
[24:52]	But the thing is, I just… I-I looked at her,
[24:54]	and I go, “look, you’re gonna go to this party.
[24:56]	“Get your ass to the party.
[24:57]	“You’re gonna have a good time
[24:59]	or I’m gonna tell everybody your dirty, little secrets.”
[25:01]	Whoa. what dirty, little secrets?
[25:03]	She went to the party. I can’t tell you.
[25:06]	Hey. You guys, what time is it?
[25:08]	I have a phone-sex shift at midnight.
[25:10]	Oh, you’ve got an hour. You’re fine.
[25:11]	Okay. Well, let me know when it’s 12:00.
[25:13]	Okay. Ew.
[25:15]	There’s nothing like sticky floors and the smell of puke.
[25:18]	My god. Is it rush week or something?
[25:19]	It’s not even the weekend.
[25:22]	Ladies.
[25:24]	Jello shots.
[25:25]	Yeah?
[25:27]	Thanks.
[25:29]	Okay, these things will kick your ass.
[25:33]	Cheers. Cheers.
[25:35]	You’re eating yours.
[25:37]	Eat it. Eat it.
[25:40]	They’re actually kind of good.
[25:41]	They’re good.
[25:42]	They’re big.
[25:46]	[Computer beeps] Damn!
[25:47]	This is bad.
[25:49]	You know, I don’t want to hear that this is bad.
[25:50]	I don’t want to hear that my paper,
[25:52]	my life’s work, has been erased.
[25:54]	Maybe you should call the guy…
[25:55]	No. Wait. There’s a guy?
[25:57]	I can’t. Sort of. Yes.
[25:58]	And you didn’t call him right away?
[25:59]	Look, he’s supposed to hire me for a job that involves fixing
[26:02]	these exact same problems, okay?
[26:03]	How would it look if I called… I don’t care how it looks.
[26:06]	Call the guy.
[26:07]	It’s suicide if I do that.
[26:08]	It’s murder if you don’t.
[26:14]	Um, I’ll call the guy, okay? I’ll call the guy.
[26:17]	[Crowd shouting]
[26:27]	[Crowd cheering]
[26:32]	We need some new victims. You guys up for a game?
[26:35]	N. What’s the deal?
[26:37]	Strip ping-pong.
[26:38]	You lose a point, you lose a piece of clothing.
[26:41]	We’re undefeated so far.
[26:42]	Yeah. No, thanks.
[26:43]	Let me explain one thing to you.
[26:45]	We don’t… We don’t want to play.
[26:46]	We are gonna kick your little Greek asses.
[26:50]	[Laughs] Bring it on, girls.
[26:51]	Uh, I mean… Yeah, you two can play.
[26:53]	I’m not… Oh, no. No.
[26:55]	I’m going to the loo. You can play.
[26:57]	I’m really good at this. No, no, no. You guys…
[26:59]	Don’t worry. Come on. That’s not, uh, as reassuring.
[27:01]	Please don’t go! Don’t go.
[27:03]	Shut up! Don’t puss out on me.
[27:05]	Come on.
[27:07]	All right.
[27:08]	No, it’s, uh, it’s right there.
[27:13]	So, you know, thanks for coming over so late.
[27:14]	I know it’s… you know.
[27:15]	You wanged.
[27:17]	No. No, no, no. It’s… it’s not my fault.
[27:18]	I mean, he did something to the computer that… Hey.
[27:20]	Yeah, I wanged.
[27:22]	Can you fix it?
[27:24]	Save the attitude for your blender, honey.
[27:25]	Excuse me? Okay. Baby. Baby.
[27:27]	Baby, let’s remember that he’s here to help, okay?
[27:33]	I have few but crucial requirements.
[27:35]	Soda. Jolt would be ideal. Coke or Pepsi will do.
[27:38]	Ho hos. Ding dongs. Yo yos. Anything in that family.
[27:42]	And doritos. If you have any.
[27:44]	We don’t.
[27:45]	Get some.
[27:46]	You know what?
[27:54]	I’ll get the doritos.
[27:56]	You got the…? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
[28:01]	Aah! Yeah!
[28:02]	[Moans]
[28:03]	We rule!
[28:04]	And you drool. Take off your socks.
[28:06]	Yes!
[28:08]	[Laughs]
[28:09]	Whoa. Hey. Oh! Yes.
[28:11]	More?
[28:12]	We’ll take these two. Yes.
[28:14]	Oh, my god. For the…
[28:15]	For the soon-to-be champions.
[28:19]	Why does your voice sound so… familiar?
[28:25]	Walk away from me.
[28:29]	[Laughs]
[28:30]	Why aren’t you naked?
[28:31]	‘Cause we’re so good.
[28:33]	‘Cause we rule the school.
[28:34]	[Laughs]
[28:36]	Um, it’s… it’s… it’s…
[28:38]	Oh, my god! My phone sex!
[28:41]	You were supposed to remind me, damn it.
[28:43]	You’re… you’re supposed to go and do your thing.
[28:46]	Here. You take over for me.
[28:48]	No. I can’t.
[28:49]	Come on. This is so much fun.
[28:51]	We are doing so good. There’s a guy. He’s over there.
[28:53]	And he’s reading my palm, and he’s so good.
[28:55]	But we’re doing so good. And I have to go back and let him finish.
[28:57]	You have to stay. And I’m allergic to these balls.
[28:59]	Oh. I have to go.
[29:01]	Okay. Bye.
[29:02]	Bye!
[29:03]	[Crowd shouting]
[29:06]	Um… okay.
[29:09]	Uh, who’s good?
[29:13]	You ready?
[29:13]	How many states broke away from the union,
[29:17]	starting the civil war?
[29:18]	Okay. Let me see.
[29:19]	I know this. I know this.	I know this.
[29:21]	Um, I should know this.
[29:23]	It’s, um, um… eight.
[29:27]	No, it’s not eight.	No, it’s not eight.
[29:28]	It’s, um… it’s, um…	It’s, um…
[29:31]	It’s 10. No, it’s not 10. It’s 11.
[29:33]	Javier, we’ve been over this so many times. Oh, I’m going to fail!
[29:37]	What was I thinking?
[29:38]	The ceremony is tomorrow.
[29:41]	Now everyone’s going to see… See what a, you know,
[29:43]	what a non-American I am.
[29:45]	This is so humiliating.
[29:47]	Sean: Come on.
[29:50]	Help him. Do something. Come on.
[29:53]	What am I supposed to do? I don’t know what to do.
[29:58]	All right. Come on, Javier.
[29:59]	What’s the worst that can happen?
[30:02]	So you don’t become a citizen, all right?
[30:04]	I mean, it’s just a card.
[30:06]	It’s not like you’re gonna get deported or anything.
[30:08]	You’re not gonna lose your job or anything.
[30:09]	It’s not that big a deal. All right. Okay. Okay. Hold on.
[30:14]	Do not take offense to what I am about to say to you.
[30:18]	You are one spoiled little man.
[30:22]	This is not about a card, Benjamin, okay?
[30:27]	This whole thing is about being a part [Mid-tempo march plays]
[30:30]	Of the greatest family in the world.
[30:32]	The American family.
[30:34]	The American Democratic system,
[30:36]	which you take for granted with your lack of voting,
[30:40]	exists because of people like me.
[30:42]	People who care.
[30:43]	People who want to be a part of the process.
[30:47]	And if you don’t understand that or can’t…
[30:51]	Then maybe you should be the one taking this test
[30:53]	instead of me.
[30:55]	[Paper crinkles, march ends]
[30:58]	I’m going to be in the bathroom, and I want to be alone, okay?
[31:01]	Wow, man. [Chuckles] yeah. Wow.
[31:03]	I could sell that as a p.S.A.
[31:06]	[Crowd shouting]
[31:09]	[Up-tempo rock music playing]
[31:19]	[Shouting intensifies]
[31:28]	Crowd: [Chanting] Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
[31:48]	Mmm. Yeah, baby. [Chuckles]
[31:51]	Yeah, you can put the custard anywhere you want.
[31:56]	[Sighs] Mm-hmm!
[31:59]	Mm-hmm.
[32:00]	Yeah, baby. Hey.
[32:02]	I’m on the phone here.
[32:03]	Uh, we kicked your friend’s butt.
[32:05]	And it was a cute butt, too.
[32:07]	She lost?
[32:08]	Yeah.
[32:10]	Hey, you left pretty early. I wanted to get your number.
[32:13]	Hold on one second, baby.
[32:14]	Listen, uh, scooter, I have a boyfriend.
[32:18]	My naked friend and I have boyfriends.
[32:20]	Oh.
[32:22]	Okay.
[32:24]	Someone should tell Randy. [Chuckles]
[32:26]	Who’s Randy?
[32:28]	The guy your naked friend ran off with.
[32:30]	She left? Where’d she go?
[32:31]	I don’t know.
[32:33]	She doesn’t drink a lot, does she?
[32:35]	Hey, come on. I just…
[32:37]	Wait.
[32:43]	Hello?
[32:45]	You want to do what to me?
[32:52]	[Exhales deeply]
[32:56]	[Door opens]
[33:00]	Sean. Good morning.
[33:01]	I really screwed up.
[33:03]	Look, you are an entrepreneur, okay?
[33:05]	And if that’s the job that you want… No, no, no.
[33:06]	I’ll quit. I’ll quit. I don’t care.
[33:09]	You’re not quitting for me. I’m not…
[33:10]	What… what happened to your arm?
[33:12]	Nothing. I-I fell down stairs. I was drunk.
[33:14]	It’s terrible! It’s nothing.
[33:16]	No, it’s not… Sean, can I say something?
[33:17]	Yes.
[33:18]	I lost Felicity.
[33:55]	Oh, my god.
[34:06]	[Snoring]
[34:13]	[Keys clicking, computer beeping]
[34:24]	I told you not to do that.
[34:26]	Baby, please give the man some room.
[34:31]	Come on. Be strong. Fight.
[34:33]	You can do this. I know you can, honey.
[34:44]	It’s gone?
[34:45]	I’m afraid we have to zz top.
[34:47]	No!
[34:49]	Uh, what does that mean?
[34:50]	It means that everything on her brain
[34:53]	will be wiped out forever.
[34:55]	She’ll revert to plain vanilla.
[34:58]	Oh, my god.
[34:59]	There’s no other way?
[35:00]	I can wake her up.
[35:02]	She won’t be the same little one you knew and loved.
[35:04]	But she’ll reinstall.
[35:05]	And in time… You’ll grow to love her again.
[35:09]	Oh, my god. I’m gonna get my first “f.”
[35:11]	It’s not easy on me, either, all right?
[35:13]	I don’t believe this.
[35:25]	Wait.
[35:27]	Uh, I want to try something.
[35:29]	It’s no use, man. Let her go.
[35:31]	Move.
[35:40]	Oh, no.
[35:43]	You’re reinstalling the io. Sys file.
[35:45]	Oh, my god.
[35:46]	It was missing from the config. Sys.
[35:49]	That’s so damn simple.
[35:50]	Wait a minute.
[35:52]	Does this mean I can get my paper back?
[35:53]	Uh…
[35:57]	Uh, it… I just fixed it for you. [Laughs]
[35:59]	Yes.
[36:01]	[Laughs] Noel!
[36:02]	Wait. Let me save it.
[36:04]	Oh, my god. Yes.
[36:05]	Back it up.
[36:06]	You thought he wasn’t good.
[36:08]	You were gonna give him the mind meld.
[36:10]	But you can’t. You want to know why?
[36:11]	‘Cause he’s good. He’s good!
[36:13]	Are you okay?
[36:14]	I lost touch with the flow.
[36:16]	No, it’s… it’s, uh…
[36:18]	It’s okay. You know, I mean, everyone has off days.
[36:20]	Sometimes it’s the… It’s the most obvious solution
[36:22]	that, uh, that we tend to forget about.
[36:24]	No.
[36:25]	I was cocky. Arrogant.
[36:28]	But you had it.
[36:29]	The flow was with you.
[36:31]	I’d be proud to have you on the team.
[36:36]	I don’t do that.
[36:38]	That… that hand signal. I don’t… I don’t…
[36:42]	Oh. Okay.
[36:44]	Yeah. That’s cool.
[36:46]	[Introduction to Jo Davidson’s “alone in my room” plays]
[36:50]	[Laughs]
[36:59]	♪ When times are the worst
[37:03]	♪ you see who you’ve got
[37:07]	♪ you know what is real
[37:09]	♪ and you find out what is not ♪
[37:13]	♪ I thought I had something.
[37:16]	Elena: Hey.
[37:17]	Hey. Is Felicity here?
[37:18]	No. Um, she’s not at the loft?
[37:21]	No.
[37:22]	We were just there.
[37:23]	What happened to your arm?
[37:24]	Nothing. I was drunk. I fell.
[37:26]	[Chuckles]
[37:28]	Felicity got drunk and disappeared.
[37:30]	What do you mean, Felicity disappeared?
[37:31]	I’m sure she’s just sleeping it off somewhere, okay?
[37:34]	[Door opens] Hey.
[37:35]	Guys, I’m here.
[37:38]	Hey. What happened to you?
[37:41]	Um…
[37:44]	I don’t know.
[37:47]	Did you have fun?
[37:49]	Um…
[37:55]	God. I never should’ve left her alone.
[37:56]	Hey, you know, if, uh, Julie’s leaving wasn’t my fault,
[38:00]	then this definitely wasn’t yours.
[38:01]	Don’t worry about it.
[38:06]	[Exhales deeply]
[38:12]	[Knock on door]
[38:17]	Hey.
[38:22]	Are you okay?
[38:24]	Yeah.
[38:31]	Oh, not really.
[38:33]	I’ve got something that might help.
[38:37]	It’s a bindi.
[38:40]	This one is a blessing
[38:42]	to help all of the negative things go away.
[38:48]	It’s a prayer for self-acceptance.
[38:53]	We are who we are, and it’s wonderful.
[39:02]	That should help you out.
[39:10]	I woke up in some guy’s bed this morning.
[39:14]	Oh. Okay.
[39:20]	Did anything happen?
[39:23]	I don’t know.
[39:27]	I must’ve blacked out or something.
[39:29]	I can’t even remember.
[39:36]	I don’t know what I’m gonna tell Ben.
[39:39]	[Telephone ringing]
[39:42]	It might take a little bit of time
[39:45]	for the bindi to work its magic.
[39:49]	It’s Julie.
[39:50]	What?
[39:52]	Here you go.
[39:54]	Hello?
[39:56]	Oh, my god. Julie, are you okay?
[39:59]	But you’re all right? Everything’s okay?
[40:02]	God. We’ve been so worried about you.
[40:06]	I think you should call your parents.
[40:10]	She already called them.
[40:16]	Julie, it’s so good to hear your voice.
[40:21]	Yeah, I’m okay.
[40:23]	I’m okay.
[40:26]	[Bell chimes, doors open]
[40:30]	My stomach is like a tractor pull.
[40:32]	I know. You’re just nervous. Just take a deep breath.
[40:35]	I don’t think I can do this.
[40:37]	I know you can do this. You’re gonna do fine.
[40:39]	37?
[40:44]	Sean: Ben, do it now.
[40:46]	Do what now?
[40:49]	Show him.
[40:50]	Show him what?
[40:51]	[Chuckles] “Show him what?” Come on.
[40:53]	It’ll be great. Show him right now.
[40:55]	Javier.
[40:57]	Because of all your, uh, bitching about privilege.
[41:05]	What is it? It is a voter’s…
[41:07]	Uh, you inspired me with your stupid speech.
[41:10]	You’re going to vote?!
[41:12]	Yeah. Ow!
[41:13]	Oh, I’m so proud of you!
[41:15]	[Laughs] Hey. [Laughs]
[41:17]	You don’t got to hug me.
[41:19]	Oh, that way you’re gonna be a part of history now.
[41:21]	That’s fantastic. Yeah. It is.
[41:23]	Oh, that is exactly what I need
[41:25]	to… to, you know, make me feel confident.
[41:28]	Good. Well, I’m glad.
[41:29]	Javier quintata.
[41:32]	Here we go.
[41:34]	What are the 49th and 50th states of the union?
[41:42]	Alaska and Hawaii.
[41:46]	Okay. [Clears throat]
[41:48]	Uh, this, uh, next question is on the civil war.
[41:53]	In what year did the civil war begin?
[41:56]	[Mid-tempo march plays]
[42:02]	1861.
[42:04]	“…that I will support and defend the constitution.
[42:08]	And laws of the United States of America.”
[42:10]	All: That I will support and defend the constitution.
[42:14]	And laws of the United States of America.
[42:17]	“…against all enemies, foreign and domestic.”
[42:20]	Against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
[42:23]	“…that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same.”
[42:26]	That I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same.
[42:31]	“…that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States.
[42:34]	When required by law.”
[42:35]	That I will bear arms… Hey.
[42:37]	Hey.
[42:39]	You okay? You almost missed it.
[42:40]	Yeah, yeah.
[42:41]	I mean actually, no. We had a little too much to drink.
[42:44]	Yeah. I heard you guys went out.
[42:45]	Yeah.
[42:47]	And, uh, and Julie called? Yeah.
[42:49]	Yeah? Did you ask her?
[42:50]	About what?
[42:51]	About the drugs.
[42:52]	Oh, yeah. She, uh, said they weren’t hers.
[42:55]	So, uh, I guess they were just in the closet.
[42:59]	[Chuckles] Oh. That’s good.
[43:00]	Do you, uh, you feel better?
[43:03]	Yeah. Yeah, I do.
[43:08]	You okay?
[43:09]	Yeah. I’m just… you know.
[43:11]	Yeah.
[43:18]	Man: “…So help me god.”
[43:20]	All: So help me god.
[43:21]	Congratulations.
[43:42]	[Instrumental music plays]
[44:10]	[Music ends]

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