| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:03] | Don’t say you’re gonna be here when you’re not, Ty”… | |
| [00:05] | When you know that you’re not. | |
| [00:06] | Please don’t do that. | |
| [00:08] | I tell her… | |
| [00:09] | That I-I was tested, and I wasn’t a match | |
| [00:12] | and that I’m just really grateful | |
| [00:13] | I got to know my dad as much as I did before he died. | |
| [00:17] | Sean: And that’s it? Nothing else? | |
| [00:19] | No. | |
| [00:20] | I want to be here with you guys… | |
| [00:21] | With my friends. | |
| [00:26] | I got to end this thing with Natalie. | |
| [00:27] | Obviously we shouldn’t be married. | |
| [00:30] | Oh! Oh! | |
| [00:31] | [Up-tempo pop music plays] | |
| [00:37] | All right, what about mental incompetence? | |
| [00:40] | No, I don’t think so. All right. Incest? | |
| [00:42] | I thought you said you were gonna help. Hey, it’s on the list. | |
| [00:44] | God. | |
| [00:45] | When did this become my life, huh? | |
| [00:46] | I mean, how did I get so off track? | |
| [00:48] | Come on. Sean gave you a great deal on the room. | |
| [00:50] | It’s not that bad. Oh, not that bad. | |
| [00:52] | I can’t get any of the classes I want. | |
| [00:53] | I-I don’t even know how I’m gonna pay for college | |
| [00:55] | since Natalie and I blew my tuition check. | |
| [00:57] | And now we’re sitting here | |
| [00:58] | rinsing blond streaks out of my hair, | |
| [00:59] | preparing strategies for my upcoming annulment. | |
| [01:02] | My life blows, okay? | |
| [01:03] | Ow! Ow! Is it supposed to sting like that? | |
| [01:05] | Stop being such a baby. Well, no offense, | |
| [01:07] | but you don’t have the best track record when it comes to hair. | |
| [01:09] | What’s that supposed to mean? Hey. Nothing. | |
| [01:11] | Hey, uh, Elena, what do you think? | |
| [01:13] | Definitely better without the streaks. | |
| [01:15] | No, no. Not the hair. The… the… here, look. | |
| [01:17] | We still haven’t figured out the legal reason for annulment. | |
| [01:19] | You can’t just ask for an annulment. | |
| [01:21] | I have to have a reason, so I have to come up with something. | |
| [01:22] | Isn’t that perjury? Well, would you rather I stay married? | |
| [01:25] | Oh, this is perfect… “Inability to have sexual relations.” | |
| [01:28] | [Chuckles] I’m not saying I’m impotent. | |
| [01:30] | Okay, “incest,” “mental incompetence”… | |
| [01:31] | I think impotence is the way to go. | |
| [01:33] | No, I’m not saying that, though. | |
| [01:35] | Do you want this annulment or not? | |
| [01:36] | You know what? I think she’s right. | |
| [01:38] | Really? | |
| [01:39] | Why not? What’s the big deal? | |
| [01:40] | It’s not like anyone’s gonna actually know. Who cares? | |
| [01:43] | Yeah. Maybe you’re right. | |
| [01:44] | [Door closes, footsteps approach] | |
| [01:46] | Okay, good. I’m impotent. | |
| [01:48] | Yeah, I can say that. I am impotent. [Laughter] | |
| [01:50] | [British accent] I’m Molly. | |
| [01:52] | I’m your new roommate. | |
| [01:54] | Oh, hi. | |
| [01:55] | Hey! Hey, I’m not really impotent. | |
| [01:56] | Uh, yes, he is. | |
| [01:57] | Come on. We’ll show you the new place. Okay. | |
| [01:59] | I’m Felicity. This is… Elena. Hi. | |
| [02:01] | Come on in. No, I’m not. Yes, he is. | |
| [02:03] | Guys, hey. | |
| [02:03] | Hey, tell her I’m not. Guys? | |
| [02:05] | Ow. Ow! | |
| [02:10] | ♪ Can you become | |
| [02:13] | ♪ can you become | |
| [02:16] | ♪ a new version of you? | |
| [02:20] | ♪ New wallpaper | |
| [02:22] | ♪ new shoe leather | |
| [02:24] | ♪ a new way home | |
| [02:27] | ♪ I don’t remember | |
| [02:31] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [02:34] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
| [02:41] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [02:44] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
| [02:56] | [Mechanical whirring] | |
| [02:58] | Oops. | |
| [03:08] | All right, so Sean wants to hear about my summer. | |
| [03:12] | Okay. | |
| [03:13] | My great summer. | |
| [03:17] | My summer was, um… | |
| [03:22] | Actually, it was terrible. | |
| [03:26] | And if you guys… | |
| [03:29] | Really knew what happened… [Sighs] | |
| [03:32] | Forget this. | |
| [03:35] | [Tape rewinding] | |
| [03:40] | [Sighs] | |
| [03:44] | Okay, so Sean wants to know about my summer. | |
| [03:47] | My great summer. | |
| [03:49] | It was great. [Chuckles] | |
| [03:51] | Um… | |
| [03:53] | You know, I’d never met my birth father before | |
| [03:56] | and he was so much better than I ever expected. | |
| [03:59] | He was this kind, amazing guy. | |
| [04:02] | And they wanted me to be tested | |
| [04:05] | to see if I was a match, to see if I could be a donor, | |
| [04:08] | and I wasn’t. | |
| [04:09] | But they… They were so nice to me | |
| [04:12] | and they just treated me like I was part of the family. | |
| [04:17] | So, you know, spending all that time with my birth parents | |
| [04:20] | and… and us just… | |
| [04:22] | Getting close and learning more about each other, | |
| [04:24] | it was… it was probably the best summer I ever had. | |
| [04:37] | [Grunts] | |
| [04:40] | What? | |
| [04:41] | I just had this dream. | |
| [04:43] | What happened? | |
| [04:44] | You were wearing a suit, | |
| [04:45] | and I had this really long dress on and… | |
| [04:48] | As we were going up the escalator it got caught, | |
| [04:50] | and I was pulling on it, and then you were pulling on it. | |
| [04:53] | And then all of a sudden we were being chased | |
| [04:55] | by these, like, rabid monkeys. | |
| [04:56] | [Laughs] | |
| [04:58] | It wasn’t funny. It… Was scary. Oh. | |
| [05:00] | And you didn’t defend me very well. | |
| [05:02] | I didn’t? | |
| [05:04] | Oh. So, you’re… you’re… Are you mad at me? | |
| [05:07] | For something I didn’t do in your dream? | |
| [05:10] | Okay. | |
| [05:12] | Next time… I promise that the next time that… | |
| [05:14] | That we get attacked by monkeys on an escalator… | |
| [05:18] | I-I will save you. | |
| [05:21] | You better. I promise. | |
| [05:23] | You better. | |
| [05:27] | [Telephone rings] | |
| [05:30] | We better get that. No. | |
| [05:32] | Yes. | |
| [05:33] | [Both giggle] | |
| [05:36] | Hey, don’t steal the covers. Hey, hey. | |
| [05:39] | Hello. Hello? | |
| [05:42] | Hey, ma. | |
| [05:46] | What do you mean? | |
| [05:49] | How long? | |
| [05:52] | Um… okay, slow down. | |
| [05:54] | When was the last time you talked to him? | |
| [05:57] | [Sighs] Okay. | |
| [05:59] | Okay. | |
| [06:00] | Okay, okay. I’ll talk to you later. Bye. | |
| [06:04] | Is everything okay? | |
| [06:09] | Yeah. | |
| [06:11] | What did she want? Nothing. | |
| [06:13] | It’s just some, uh, crap with my dad. | |
| [06:16] | I don’t even want to talk about it. | |
| [06:18] | Okay. | |
| [06:19] | I don’t even care anymore, to be honest. | |
| [06:26] | You know when you do want to talk about it, you can. | |
| [06:28] | Yeah, I know. | |
| [06:34] | I’m, uh… | |
| [06:37] | I’m going to play basketball with Sean, okay? | |
| [06:40] | [Smooches] I’ll see you later. | |
| [06:42] | Okay. | Okay. |
| [06:47] | [Door opens, closes] Now, Mr. Crane… | |
| [06:50] | I see you’ve left “grounds for annulment” blank. | |
| [06:52] | Yes. Yes, your honor. True. | |
| [06:55] | The thing is, it’s… it’s a delicate situation. It’s… | |
| [06:58] | It’s not something I like to… | |
| [06:59] | To run around screaming to the world. | |
| [07:01] | Uh, in… in fact, I’m… I’m not proud of it. | |
| [07:04] | You’re claiming impotence. | |
| [07:06] | Yes. Yes. Uh… um… | |
| [07:08] | Apparently there’s a… | |
| [07:09] | A slight problem with my equipment. | |
| [07:11] | Your equipment? | |
| [07:13] | Yeah. And I think, uh, technically, | |
| [07:15] | um… | |
| [07:17] | That you could say I’m fairly impotent. | |
| [07:19] | You know, and while obviously embarrassing to me, | |
| [07:23] | it’s… it’s a fantastic reason for an annulment. | |
| [07:25] | Judge amann… | |
| [07:26] | Noel crane is the best lover I’ve ever had. | |
| [07:28] | What are you doing? He’s not impotent. | |
| [07:31] | You know, as a matter of fact, if anything, he’s potent. | |
| [07:33] | I mean, I could go into detail, | |
| [07:35] | but that wouldn’t be appropriate. | |
| [07:37] | That’s all I have to say. | |
| [07:42] | [Door opens, closes] | |
| [07:45] | Feel free to come back when you have your stories straight. | |
| [07:51] | [Indistinct talking, shouting] | |
| [07:57] | I think this exercise program’s really helping out. | |
| [08:00] | I feel a lot quicker. | |
| [08:01] | Do you? Yeah. Do I look quicker? | |
| [08:07] | Not really. | |
| [08:08] | [Exhales sharply] That’s funny. | |
| [08:10] | What’s the score? 6-1. | |
| [08:11] | Listen, it doesn’t make me a real bad guy that I’m charging Noel | |
| [08:14] | like $25 more a month than I did Julie, is it? | |
| [08:16] | I mean, inflation, right? | |
| [08:17] | [Grunts] Hey! | |
| [08:20] | Take it easy, man. What’s your problem? | |
| [08:22] | Will you just shut up and play? | |
| [08:23] | Oh, that’s good. Nice attitude. | |
| [08:26] | Nice. | |
| [08:29] | Hey, studs. Hey! | |
| [08:31] | What’s happening? | |
| [08:32] | Nothing much. How’s that Julie confessional video going? | |
| [08:35] | Oh, it’s, uh… it’s good. I’m done. | |
| [08:37] | You’re done? Uh-huh. | |
| [08:38] | I rented that camera for like a week. | |
| [08:40] | You’ve only had it for a day. Are we gonna play or what? | |
| [08:42] | Let’s play. Yeah, we’re playing. Take it easy. | |
| [08:49] | Take it easy, man. What’s your problem? Nothing. | |
| [08:55] | What? | |
| [08:59] | Come on. | |
| [09:02] | Oh, god! | |
| [09:03] | Oh, man! | |
| [09:06] | Sorry, man. | |
| [09:07] | Yeah, I think you broke my nose, you dick. | |
| [09:10] | Thanks for a great game. | |
| [09:12] | That was a lot of fun. | |
| [09:14] | Sean, are you okay? | |
| [09:15] | No. | |
| [09:22] | Hey. | |
| [09:23] | What’s wrong with you? | |
| [09:25] | Nothing. That was an accident. | |
| [09:27] | You were acting like you were gonna rip his head off. | |
| [09:29] | [Sighs] | |
| [09:30] | It has nothing to do with Sean, all right? | |
| [09:32] | Then what is your problem? | |
| [09:34] | [Sighs] | |
| [09:35] | My mom called and told me that my dad was missing. | |
| [09:38] | What do you mean? | |
| [09:39] | How long? Like four days. | |
| [09:42] | She… she wants me to file a missing persons report. | |
| [09:43] | You know what? It’s like… | |
| [09:45] | It’s like everything’s reversed. | |
| [09:48] | What is? | |
| [09:49] | Freshman year I was looking for my mom, | |
| [09:51] | and you were there for that. | |
| [09:52] | And now your dad. | |
| [09:54] | I think this is a little different, okay? | |
| [09:57] | I know, I know. But… | |
| [09:59] | You were just really great back then. | |
| [10:02] | I don’t think I could’ve done it without you. | |
| [10:05] | I miss that. | |
| [10:12] | What’s this movie for? | |
| [10:14] | Sean: Uh, it’s a reality TV series that I’m working on. | |
| [10:16] | And, uh, so far this week I have no hook. | |
| [10:19] | So, uh, talk about yourself. Give me a hook. | |
| [10:21] | Oh. Oh, right. Okay. | |
| [10:23] | Well, um, I’m Molly. Hi. | |
| [10:26] | Hi. uh… [laughs] | |
| [10:28] | And I’m here on my junior year abroad from London. | |
| [10:30] | And I’m studying fashion and photography | |
| [10:33] | and orgasmology. | |
| [10:35] | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| [10:36] | Orgasmology? oh, yeah. | |
| [10:38] | Yeah, it’s the study and the science | |
| [10:41] | of the human orgasm. | |
| [10:42] | [Laughing] Okay. Thank god for you. | |
| [10:44] | That’s wonderful. Talk about that, okay? | |
| [10:46] | I mean, as much detail as you want. | |
| [10:48] | You can be graphic, too. Go ahead. | |
| [10:50] | Um, I’m so just kidding you about that one, Sean. | |
| [10:53] | Um, I’m trying to give you that hook. | |
| [10:56] | You know? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| [10:57] | Uh-huh. | |
| [11:01] | What happened to your nose? | |
| [11:06] | He just closed up. He didn’t want to talk. | |
| [11:08] | Well, it’s not like his behavior is surprising. | |
| [11:10] | Yeah, I know. | |
| [11:11] | This is your boyfriend? Mm. | |
| [11:12] | Well, you know… | |
| [11:14] | Guys are like Venus flytraps. | |
| [11:16] | Something emotional lands on them, and they snap shut. | |
| [11:19] | Oh, can I get the onions, please? | |
| [11:20] | Sure. | |
| [11:21] | I’m just worried about him. | |
| [11:23] | I mean… and not just the thing with his dad… | |
| [11:24] | Whatever that is. I’m just… | |
| [11:26] | I mean, I’m worried about him. | |
| [11:27] | Like, he can’t hold this all in forever. | |
| [11:29] | As long as he doesn’t start hitting you. | |
| [11:31] | Hitting me? What do you mean? | |
| [11:33] | Well, you know, like the way he broke Sean’s nose. | |
| [11:35] | Hey… | |
| [11:36] | Should I not do those interviews? | |
| [11:38] | You know, for his independent film channel thing? | |
| [11:40] | Sean kind of… You said that Ben hit Sean? | |
| [11:42] | Well, yeah. A basketball game. | |
| [11:44] | I-I thought you knew. | |
| [11:45] | Julie: Hey. Hey. | |
| [11:47] | Hey, where you been? | |
| [11:48] | Molly’s making us, um… What do you call that again? | |
| [11:50] | Oh. Bubbles and squeak. | |
| [11:52] | ‘Cause that’s the sound the vegetables make when they cook. | |
| [11:54] | Yeah. I was with Ben. | |
| [11:57] | Where did you see him? | |
| [11:59] | We were hanging out. He’s just trying to deal with everything. | |
| [12:02] | What’s everything? | |
| [12:04] | With his father. He didn’t tell you? | |
| [12:06] | No, he didn’t. | |
| [12:08] | His dad’s missing. | |
| [12:09] | Tomorrow’s gonna be like five days. | |
| [12:11] | Are you kidding? No. | |
| [12:12] | And his mom is trying to get him to file | |
| [12:14] | a missing persons report, and he doesn’t want to. | |
| [12:16] | That smells really good. | |
| [12:17] | Thanks. Felicity… | |
| [12:19] | Ben didn’t tell you anything? | |
| [12:21] | Uh, no. | |
| [12:23] | Well, you know Ben. | |
| [12:25] | He and I, we have a sort of history with this. | |
| [12:27] | Remember when I was looking for my birth mother, | |
| [12:29] | he was there to help me, so… | |
| [12:31] | I wouldn’t take it personally. | |
| [12:37] | Julie told me your dad’s missing… | |
| [12:39] | That your mom wants you to file a police report. | |
| [12:42] | [Sighs] | |
| [12:45] | Is that true? | |
| [12:48] | Yeah, that’s true. | |
| [12:51] | So, did you do it? | |
| [12:53] | No, I’m not doing it. I’m not doing anything. | |
| [13:00] | Why? | |
| [13:01] | ‘Cause I don’t want to. | |
| [13:03] | ‘Cause that’s what my dad deserves. | |
| [13:06] | [Sighs] | |
| [13:09] | Ben, I know you’re really upset right… | |
| [13:10] | Can you not tell me what to do, please? Don’t do that. | |
| [13:13] | That’s not what I’m doing. I… | |
| [13:15] | Is that why you didn’t tell me this? | |
| [13:17] | ‘Cause you think I’m gonna judge you or something? | |
| [13:19] | God, I only want to help. | |
| [13:21] | I know. And you’re only asking ’cause you care. | |
| [13:23] | But I don’t want to talk about this right now, okay? | |
| [13:26] | [Sighs] | |
| [13:28] | I just… I just want some space to… | |
| [13:30] | To think about this. | |
| [13:32] | I-it doesn’t… It has nothing to do with you. | |
| [13:36] | Space? | |
| [13:38] | Yeah. | |
| [13:40] | Okay. | |
| [13:43] | I understand. | |
| [13:56] | [Door closes] | |
| [14:01] | So, I was already pissed off at Natalie, you know, | |
| [14:03] | for not saying that I was impotent. | |
| [14:05] | Sean: Right. But then… | |
| [14:06] | God, to add insult to injury, | |
| [14:08] | while I’m studying for this upcoming test | |
| [14:09] | on the earth’s shifting plates, I get the phone call. | |
| [14:13] | What phone call? Well, it’s Javier. | |
| [14:14] | And he… he tells me that he just learned | |
| [14:17] | that Natalie has a… An inheritance. | |
| [14:20] | What? | |
| [14:21] | Yeah, an inheritance that she can only collect | |
| [14:23] | if she’s married. | |
| [14:25] | Can you believe it? Can you stand it? | |
| [14:27] | I was a pawn. | |
| [14:28] | You are not a pawn. | |
| [14:29] | Marrying someone | |
| [14:30] | to get an inheritance? | |
| [14:31] | That’s called using, Natalie. | |
| [14:32] | It’s called lying and it’s called using. | |
| [14:34] | I didn’t ask you to marry me. | |
| [14:36] | You asked me. You remember? | |
| [14:38] | You asked me, and I said yes. | |
| [14:39] | Yeah! Yeah! Which was part of some sick, perverse, psychological plan. | |
| [14:43] | That’s not true. | |
| [14:44] | All right, then why didn’t you tell me | |
| [14:45] | about the money in… In the beginning, huh? | |
| [14:47] | Because I knew you’d feel that way. | |
| [14:48] | You’d think that’s what it was all about. | |
| [14:50] | What? You’re not making any sense. Listen to me. | |
| [14:52] | When you asked me if I wanted to get married, | |
| [14:55] | I had never wanted to say yes to that question before. | |
| [14:58] | Had you been asked before? | |
| [15:00] | Well, yeah. | |
| [15:02] | Listen, the only reason that I said yes… | |
| [15:06] | The only reason… | |
| [15:08] | Was because of this time that we’ve spent together. | |
| [15:10] | I mean, think about it. We had a good summer, didn’t we? | |
| [15:12] | Yes, we had… We had an incredible summer. | |
| [15:15] | I was always uncle Frederick’s favorite. | |
| [15:18] | And in his will he left me… | |
| [15:22] | On the condition of me being married… | |
| [15:24] | A quarter of a million dollars. | |
| [15:28] | A quarter-million dollars? | |
| [15:30] | Yeah. and that’s not all. | |
| [15:32] | You see, my husband… Of a year or longer… | |
| [15:35] | Receives $100,000. | |
| [15:39] | Sean: Oh, ho! This is so good! | |
| [15:40] | This is our hook! | |
| [15:42] | No, this is not our hook, okay? This is my life. | |
| [15:44] | So what are you gonna do now? | |
| [15:46] | God… | |
| [15:47] | I don’t know. You know, I mean, that… | |
| [15:48] | That money could pay for all my student loans | |
| [15:50] | and it could set me up for… | |
| [15:52] | I don’t know how long. | |
| [15:53] | I mean, Natalie, she’s… | |
| [15:55] | She’s your wife. | |
| [15:57] | She’s my wife. | |
| [15:59] | Ow. | |
| [16:00] | Ow, ow. I thought you were gonna be gentle. | |
| [16:02] | This is gentle. No, this is not gentle. | |
| [16:04] | Okay, that’s pain. Ow. | |
| [16:05] | Could you be a bigger wimp? What are you… | |
| [16:07] | Hey, I hurt my nose playing basketball, okay? | |
| [16:09] | That nurse said this is as close to broken as it gets. | |
| [16:11] | If that’s not manly, I don’t know what is. | |
| [16:13] | You’re kind of right. It is manly. Yeah? | |
| [16:15] | Yeah, you’re kind of turning me on right now | |
| [16:17] | with your manliness. Am I? | |
| [16:18] | You know, I could take this opportunity to get a nose job. | |
| [16:21] | [Chuckles] | |
| [16:23] | Really? You’d consider that? | |
| [16:26] | Why? | |
| [16:28] | Well, when I was 14, | |
| [16:31] | this kid, Kyle… Yeah. | |
| [16:33] | He, uh, came to school one day | |
| [16:34] | with this big bandage on his nose. | |
| [16:36] | And he told everyone he fell off a ladder. | |
| [16:38] | But we all knew he was full of crap, | |
| [16:39] | that he was just making up some lame excuse. | |
| [16:42] | Ah! But the great thing is | |
| [16:43] | you don’t need a lame excuse. | |
| [16:45] | You already have one. | |
| [16:47] | Okay, you know I was kidding, right? | |
| [16:50] | Oh. | |
| [16:51] | I don’t understand. What, you hate my nose? | |
| [16:53] | I never said that. | |
| [16:55] | No, basically you did. | |
| [16:56] | Basically, you just said you hate my nose. | |
| [16:57] | [Groans] I don’t want to talk about your nose. | |
| [16:59] | A second ago you were very verbose about my nose. | |
| [17:01] | You were talking about fixing it like that Kyle guy. | |
| [17:03] | You just said that. I didn’t know that your nose was such a soft spot! | |
| [17:12] | [Indistinct talking] | |
| [17:15] | Hey. | |
| [17:18] | Hey. | |
| [17:20] | How’s it going? | |
| [17:21] | It’s all right. | |
| [17:23] | Did you file that report? | |
| [17:25] | No. | |
| [17:28] | Have you called any hospitals? | |
| [17:29] | Nope. | |
| [17:31] | You know, I can help you do that if you want. | |
| [17:33] | No, it’s fine. Thank you. | |
| [17:38] | You can’t do nothing. | |
| [17:39] | You know, I’ve already heard all the speeches, okay? | |
| [17:42] | It’s not a speech. My dad died this summer. | |
| [17:44] | I know. | |
| [17:45] | But it’s really not the same thing. | |
| [17:47] | It’s not. | |
| [17:51] | I know you didn’t know your dad, | |
| [17:52] | and I know that was really hard for you, but… | |
| [17:54] | Sometimes not knowing your dad is a better thing. | |
| [18:01] | I gotta go. | |
| [18:08] | Sean: So, tell me about your mother. | |
| [18:10] | My mom’s a psychic. | |
| [18:12] | Aha. | |
| [18:13] | Wait, wait. She’s a professional psychic? | |
| [18:16] | No. No, she sells corporate real estate. | |
| [18:18] | But in her spare time she’s an actual psychic. | |
| [18:21] | Wait a minute. Are you making this up too? | |
| [18:23] | No, I’m not. I swear, Sean. I’m not. | |
| [18:25] | Look, when I told her I was thinking of coming to New York, | |
| [18:28] | she said, “I know.” | |
| [18:30] | [Laughs] | |
| [18:31] | And then she says, | |
| [18:32] | “New York is where you’ll find your love.” | |
| [18:35] | Do you believe that? | |
| [18:39] | I don’t know. I mean, I certainly hope so. | |
| [18:42] | But it’s kind of hard believing what your parents say. | |
| [18:44] | You know? Even when they’re clairvoyant. | |
| [18:48] | What would you guys do? | |
| [18:49] | I mean, if you wanted to get a divorce | |
| [18:51] | but knew that you could profit enormously if you didn’t. | |
| [18:55] | And it’s just for a year? Just for a year. | |
| [18:57] | If you stay married to her, I’ll never talk to you again. | |
| [18:59] | Mmh, reason enough to stay married. | |
| [19:00] | Would it somehow make me a cheaper person if I did it? | |
| [19:03] | And don’t ask how I could become cheaper, please. | |
| [19:05] | Wait a second. Last week you were telling me | |
| [19:07] | that you had to break up with Natalie. | |
| [19:09] | Last week she hit you. Yeah. | |
| [19:10] | Well, that was sort of for all of us. | |
| [19:12] | You know, for the intervention. | |
| [19:13] | It was more of a communal right hook. | |
| [19:15] | But now that there’s money involved, | |
| [19:16] | you’re actually considering staying married? | |
| [19:18] | Well, she made a good point, um… | |
| [19:21] | Separate from the money… | |
| [19:22] | Which is that we have fun together. | |
| [19:24] | I mean, do I really want to throw away | |
| [19:26] | my entire relationship with Natalie | |
| [19:27] | just so I can finish college? | |
| [19:29] | That is a lot of money. | |
| [19:30] | I mean… This is a tough one. | |
| [19:32] | Marriage is sacred. Noel, I’m telling you. | |
| [19:34] | Run, don’t walk. You cannot stay married to her. | |
| [19:36] | What do you think, Ben? | |
| [19:39] | What? | |
| [19:41] | Are you okay? | |
| [19:42] | [Exhales deeply] Um… | |
| [19:44] | Uh, I’m sorry. I got to get out of here. | |
| [19:52] | [Door opens] | |
| [19:53] | [Door closes] | |
| [20:02] | Ben… | |
| [20:05] | Ben, can you wait a second? | |
| [20:06] | I just needed to get out of there, okay? | |
| [20:09] | Look, I know this is really hard for you. | |
| [20:11] | You can’t keep shutting me out. It’s not about you. | |
| [20:12] | It is about me. It’s about us. | |
| [20:14] | Not everything needs to be talked about, all right? | |
| [20:17] | Just imagine for a second that I was going through something. | |
| [20:20] | Something painful and personal and I wanted my space. | |
| [20:23] | I’d give you your space, all right? At first you would. | |
| [20:25] | I hope you would, but… | |
| [20:26] | At some point, like, if I looked as sad as you are | |
| [20:29] | and if I was, you know, going through as much | |
| [20:31] | as you are, suffering, you would try to help me. | |
| [20:32] | I don’t need a bunch of people who have no idea what it feels like | |
| [20:35] | trying to figure out why I’m not running around the city looking for my father, okay? | |
| [20:38] | It didn’t help the first time, it’s not gonna help now. | |
| [20:42] | What was the first time? | |
| [20:43] | I was in seventh grade. My dad disappeared for two days. | |
| [20:46] | He just vanished. | |
| [20:47] | I went with my mom to the police station. | |
| [20:49] | Tried to help her fill out the reports. | |
| [20:51] | Then we called the hospitals and then we called the morgues | |
| [20:54] | and then we just waited. | |
| [20:55] | For hours. | |
| [20:56] | You want to know where he was, | |
| [20:58] | this man I’m supposed to be worried about? | |
| [20:59] | He was in his car. | |
| [21:01] | He’d driven like 45 minutes to some parking lot in Sacramento | |
| [21:05] | and just gotten crazy drunk. | |
| [21:06] | When he got home, | |
| [21:07] | he didn’t say anything, not a thing. | |
| [21:09] | Acted like nothing had happened. | |
| [21:11] | Like he hadn’t done a thing to us. | |
| [21:12] | Yeah, if that was the worst thing he’d ever done, | |
| [21:15] | I would have forgiven him, but it wasn’t. | |
| [21:17] | So you want to know why I’m not calling anybody? | |
| [21:19] | Want to know why I’m not doing anything? | |
| [21:21] | ‘Cause this time I hope he’s dead. | |
| [21:35] | I know we barely know each other… | |
| [21:37] | I’m sorry about all this drama your first couple days. | |
| [21:39] | Oh, no. No, don’t be. Not at all. | |
| [21:41] | What I was gonna say was… | |
| [21:43] | That while you were out, I spoke to my mom. | |
| [21:46] | Yeah? | |
| [21:47] | Yeah. | |
| [21:48] | And she says that Ben feels really, really bad | |
| [21:51] | about yelling at you just now. | |
| [21:54] | On the street. | |
| [21:55] | She said she saw you two arguing on the street. | |
| [21:59] | Where… Where is your mom? | |
| [22:00] | London. | |
| [22:02] | She also said that he was going to apologize to you. | |
| [22:08] | [Laughs] | |
| [22:11] | Well, tell your mom… | |
| [22:12] | Oh, she says you’re very welcome. | |
| [22:16] | [Laughs] | |
| [22:18] | It’s not about the money. It’s about burnout. | |
| [22:20] | Did I tell you about Jacob perlmutter? | |
| [22:22] | Mnh-mnh. Who? | |
| [22:23] | I knew him when I was a kid. | |
| [22:25] | He was this total loser. | |
| [22:27] | Started running with the fast crowd, | |
| [22:29] | couldn’t deal… Went mental. | |
| [22:30] | Okay, well… well, first of all, I’m not a loser. | |
| [22:32] | Okay. Says you. | |
| [22:34] | My point is, Natalie runs at a different speed… | |
| [22:37] | A speed dangerous to persons such as yourself. | |
| [22:40] | 12 months from now, [Door opens, closes] | |
| [22:41] | $100,000 won’t even cover medication costs | |
| [22:44] | at a place like bellevue, let alone room and board. | |
| [22:47] | Honey, can I talk to you for a second? [Groans] | |
| [22:49] | Not if it’s about your nose. | |
| [22:51] | Hey, what’s going on with my hook? | |
| [22:53] | You guys staying married? | |
| [22:54] | I don’t know. | |
| [22:55] | What do you think about my nose? | |
| [22:58] | Well, you got stuff… | |
| [23:00] | No, no, no… Not this. | |
| [23:01] | You know, when it’s normal, what do you think about it? | |
| [23:04] | Oh, well, I really don’t think about it. | |
| [23:05] | Well, think about it. Focus. Concentrate. | |
| [23:08] | I mean, you don’t think it’s too big, do you? | |
| [23:10] | I mean, not too, uh, crooked? | |
| [23:12] | Are you thinking about getting a nose job? | |
| [23:14] | Did you say something to him? | |
| [23:15] | Okay! Let’s talk. Come here. | |
| [23:20] | More plates. | |
| [23:26] | You know, I think I know what Julie’s problem is. | |
| [23:28] | She hasn’t dealt with her father yet. | |
| [23:31] | I was the same way when my mother died. | |
| [23:33] | I was acting out like a fool and angry at the world and… | |
| [23:37] | You know, and now that Ben is going through | |
| [23:38] | this thing with his father… | |
| [23:41] | She’s reliving the summer. | |
| [23:42] | You know? | |
| [23:44] | [Chuckling] At least that’s the Elena Tyler theory. | |
| [23:49] | You don’t agree? | |
| [23:52] | No, I do. I just, uh… | |
| [23:54] | I’m just more concerned about Ben right now. | |
| [23:56] | I cannot believe you’re still upset | |
| [23:57] | about that stupid nose-job comment. | |
| [23:59] | It was a compliment. A c… a what? | |
| [24:01] | A compliment! If you had listened… I was listening. | |
| [24:03] | Can I say something? No, I heard you. | |
| [24:05] | You don’t listen. What did I say? | |
| [24:06] | You said that you fully support a nose adjustment. | |
| [24:08] | It’s ridiculous. [Groans loudly] | |
| [24:09] | Hello? [knocking] | |
| [24:11] | Um, the door was open. | |
| [24:16] | Can I talk to you? | |
| [24:17] | Yeah, I’ll just, um… | |
| [24:19] | No, we can, like, go… | |
| [24:20] | No, no, no, the place is big enough for all of us, so… | |
| [24:23] | Okay. | |
| [24:25] | Hi. Hi. | |
| [24:29] | You know what? I’m gonna go get some ice cream. | |
| [24:32] | Do you guys want anything? | |
| [24:33] | Mmm. Mmm. Chocolate-chip mocha? | |
| [24:35] | Okay. Anything chocolate. | |
| [24:36] | All right. Thank you. | |
| [24:38] | Natalie: I looked through your notebook. | |
| [24:41] | Before you left. Your four-year plan. | |
| [24:45] | And I want you to know I don’t care if you’re a geek. | |
| [24:49] | Okay, Natalie… wait, wait. Look. | |
| [24:52] | I bought you this. | |
| [24:55] | What is it? | |
| [24:56] | Open it. | |
| [25:05] | It’s ram. | |
| [25:06] | You bought me ram? | |
| [25:13] | [Elevator dings, doors open] | |
| [25:19] | Hey. | |
| [25:20] | Hi. | |
| [25:22] | Um… | |
| [25:25] | I shouldn’t have done that, | |
| [25:27] | uh, just walked away from you like that. | |
| [25:31] | I just… I-I shouldn’t take things out on you. | |
| [25:33] | I mean, you’re not the one that made life growing up so awful. | |
| [25:35] | So… | |
| [25:38] | I just… I hate seeing you so upset. | |
| [25:43] | I know. | |
| [25:52] | Just say that you love my nose, damn it. Just say that. | |
| [25:55] | Oh, my god! That’s what you should’ve said from the beginning… | |
| [25:57] | “I love your nose, Sean, and I wouldn’t change a thing.” | |
| [25:59] | I’ll tell you what. Why don’t you just give me the girlfriend script, | |
| [26:01] | and I’ll do and say everything you want. | |
| [26:02] | My nose is the one perfect thing about me, okay? | |
| [26:04] | It’s the blumberg nose, and it’s been around for centuries. | |
| [26:06] | Just because it’s old doesn’t mean it’s good. [Gasps] | |
| [26:11] | Natalie, we can’t stay married. | |
| [26:15] | Look, this is sweet, | |
| [26:16] | this gift, uh… | |
| [26:19] | But the truth is that I thought we should split up | |
| [26:21] | even before I learned that you needed to be married | |
| [26:23] | to collect the money. | |
| [26:24] | That is not why… Well, wait. Let me finish. | |
| [26:26] | Okay? | |
| [26:29] | Now, whatever we had was fun. | |
| [26:33] | But it’s over now. | |
| [26:36] | I want to go back with you tomorrow, | |
| [26:38] | to the judge, | |
| [26:40] | and I want to get the annulment. | |
| [26:50] | You know what? I can’t deal with you when you’re like this. | |
| [26:53] | Well, thank you for being so supportive. | |
| [26:54] | Why don’t you and your nose go home? Fine! | |
| [26:57] | Good! we will! | |
| [26:58] | Finally! | |
| [27:04] | [Door slams] | |
| [27:11] | Ben, I need to talk to you. | |
| [27:13] | Uh, sure. What? | |
| [27:14] | Alone, okay? Please? | |
| [27:17] | No, we don’t have to be alone. Just tell me what it is. | |
| [27:23] | What? St. Vincent’s hospital called, and your dad’s there. | |
| [27:26] | What? He has alcohol poisoning, and he’s unconscious. | |
| [27:28] | What do you mean? I filed the missing persons report. | |
| [27:30] | You did what? I know you didn’t want to do that… | |
| [27:32] | Yeah, I told you I didn’t want you to do anything. | |
| [27:34] | I don’t want to see him, | |
| [27:35] | I don’t want to know where he is, what’s wrong with him. | |
| [27:37] | No, you don’t mean that, though. | |
| [27:39] | Can you give us a second? I’m not talking to you. | |
| [27:41] | Why would you file that report? | |
| [27:42] | This is none of your business. You understand that? | |
| [27:44] | Ben, you need to go down there, and you need to see him. | |
| [27:46] | No, I don’t want to see him. You say that right now, | |
| [27:48] | but you’re gonna hate yourself later. Julie, what happened with your father | |
| [27:51] | and what’s going on with Ben is totally different. | |
| [27:53] | You don’t know what you are talking about! | |
| [27:55] | Hey, just because I haven’t lost a parent | |
| [27:56] | doesn’t mean I can’t understand what you’re going through. | |
| [27:58] | The hospital said that I was a match, okay? | |
| [28:03] | I lied. | |
| [28:05] | I lied about everything. | |
| [28:12] | [Sighs] | |
| [28:14] | I could’ve saved my father’s life. | |
| [28:18] | And I said no. | |
| [28:25] | And he died and… | |
| [28:29] | And that’s why my father died. | |
| [28:32] | Julie… | |
| [28:34] | So do what you want. | |
| [28:37] | Julie… | |
| [28:47] | Woman on p.A! Dr. Moran to O.R., stat. | |
| [28:49] | Dr. Moran to O.R., stat. | |
| [28:51] | I keep thinking about that look on her face. | |
| [28:54] | Julie’s? Yeah. | |
| [28:56] | It was so guilty. | |
| [28:58] | Yeah. And afraid. | |
| [29:00] | I guess if something happened, even to my dad, and… | |
| [29:04] | I didn’t do anything… | |
| [29:06] | Whatever little I could… That, yeah, I might… | |
| [29:10] | I might have that look too. | |
| [29:13] | I’m glad you decided to do this. | |
| [29:16] | [Footsteps approach] | |
| [29:19] | Woman: Ben Covington? | |
| [29:20] | Yeah. he’s awake now. | |
| [29:21] | You’re welcome to come back. | |
| [29:23] | Okay. Um… | |
| [29:26] | Does he know that I’m here? | |
| [29:29] | No. | |
| [29:38] | You wait here, okay? | |
| [29:40] | Okay. | |
| [30:48] | [Sighs] | |
| [31:12] | [Blender whirring] | |
| [31:21] | [Whirring intensifies] | |
| [31:23] | [Whirring stops] | |
| [31:25] | Hey, I’m blending. What do you want? | |
| [31:28] | Here. | |
| [31:30] | What? Is this picture supposed to mean something to me? | |
| [31:32] | What is this? Does it look familiar? | |
| [31:34] | I have no idea who this is. Just look at it. | |
| [31:38] | Look harder. | |
| [31:39] | [Sighs] | |
| [31:45] | No way. | |
| [31:47] | Yes. [Exhales sharply] | |
| [31:49] | So, that, uh… That kid, when I was 14… | |
| [31:54] | That was me. | |
| [31:55] | Wait, you’re Kyle? | |
| [31:57] | The kid that fell off the ladder? | |
| [31:58] | No, there was no Kyle. | |
| [31:59] | I mean, there was a Kyle, | |
| [32:01] | but he, um… | |
| [32:03] | He didn’t have a nose job and lie about it. | |
| [32:05] | I did. | |
| [32:07] | Okay, but why? I don’t… that’s so not you. | |
| [32:10] | Because I wasn’t always the together girl you know now. | |
| [32:13] | When I was younger, I was a little insecure. | |
| [32:16] | And maybe I still am. | |
| [32:19] | And so are you. | |
| [32:21] | Yeah, maybe a little. | |
| [32:24] | Anyway… I just wanted to say… | |
| [32:28] | You know… | |
| [32:30] | What? | |
| [32:31] | You’re sorry? | |
| [32:33] | Yes. | |
| [32:36] | I like your nose. | |
| [32:39] | I love your nose. | |
| [32:41] | [Chuckles] | |
| [32:42] | Now, can we drop your nose? | |
| [32:48] | You are so beautiful now. | |
| [32:50] | And you were so beautiful then. Stop it. [Groans] | |
| [32:53] | I’m not kidding. Seriously. | |
| [32:55] | Come here. | |
| [33:00] | Just be careful. | |
| [33:03] | Mmh. Ah! | |
| [33:05] | Noel: Your honor… | |
| [33:07] | This time I have a true, concrete reason. | |
| [33:09] | No perjury whatsoever. | |
| [33:10] | Excuse me? | |
| [33:11] | Nothing. No, um… | |
| [33:13] | The… the fact of the matter is, sir, | |
| [33:15] | that I was lured into this marriage under false pretenses. | |
| [33:18] | Just what pretenses were those? Well… | |
| [33:20] | I believe that a leading reason for this woman marrying me | |
| [33:22] | was that so that she could collect an inheritance | |
| [33:24] | from her great uncle Frederick. | |
| [33:26] | It appears that this was a marriage based solely | |
| [33:28] | on monetary gain of which I knew nothing about. | |
| [33:31] | Well, did you keep the inheritance | |
| [33:32] | a secret from Mr. Crane? | |
| [33:34] | Yes, your honor. | |
| [33:35] | Well, then, that would be grounds for an annulment. | |
| [33:38] | But, your honor, there’s one more thing. | |
| [33:40] | No, there’s no thing. Yeah. | |
| [33:41] | I’m not keeping the money. | |
| [33:42] | Why not? | Why not? |
| [33:43] | I already called my uncle’s estate, | |
| [33:45] | and I asked that the money be donated | |
| [33:46] | to a children’s charity in Texas. | |
| [33:48] | And I told them that I’m rejecting my inheritance | |
| [33:50] | out of love for my husband. | |
| [33:52] | Oh, my god. | |
| [33:53] | No, and I wanted to say this here | |
| [33:55] | to prove to the court unequivocally | |
| [33:57] | that this marriage is not based on a lie or on money, | |
| [34:00] | but rather on love. | |
| [34:02] | Why are you doing this? | |
| [34:03] | I am making a sacrifice | |
| [34:04] | in the name of our sacred bond. | |
| [34:07] | That’s all I have to say. | |
| [34:11] | [Door opens] | |
| [34:12] | I’m sorry, your honor. I had… I had no idea. [Door closes] | |
| [34:15] | Mr. Crane… | |
| [34:16] | Yes, sir. I’m… I’m leaving. | |
| [34:18] | I won’t come back until we get this all figured out. | |
| [34:20] | Don’t come back. | |
| [34:22] | Uh, well, sir, I-I have to. | |
| [34:24] | Get a different judge. | |
| [34:29] | Okay. Fine. | |
| [34:31] | Fine, I see what you’re doing. | |
| [34:32] | You just… you said all that stuff at the judge’s to try to manipulate me | |
| [34:35] | so that I would think that you actually cared about me | |
| [34:37] | so that I would reconsider staying with you | |
| [34:38] | so you could get your money. | |
| [34:40] | Fine. Well, I’m calling your bluff. | |
| [34:42] | Let’s stay married and not take the money. | |
| [34:44] | Noel, it wasn’t a bluff. That’s what I want. | |
| [34:48] | Wait. No, that… that wasn’t the reaction I expected. | |
| [34:50] | I meant everything I said to you before. | |
| [34:52] | And if I have to give up | |
| [34:53] | hundreds of thousands of dollars to prove it to you, | |
| [34:56] | then I will. | |
| [34:57] | Like I said, I’m not worried about money. | |
| [35:00] | You know, that stuff just always kind of works itself out. | |
| [35:03] | And all I’m saying to you is let’s just… | |
| [35:06] | You know, let’s just see where this goes. | |
| [35:11] | Okay. | |
| [35:14] | Okay. Um… | |
| [35:19] | If this is… if this is not about the money… | |
| [35:21] | If this is really about us… | |
| [35:24] | Then there’s only one way that I can stay with you. | |
| [35:28] | We have to get the marriage annulled | |
| [35:30] | and start from scratch. | |
| [35:31] | It’s… look, it doesn’t mean that we’re breaking up. | |
| [35:34] | It just means… It means we’re starting over. | |
| [35:36] | Okay? That’s what I need. | |
| [35:45] | Well, if that’s the way it has to be, | |
| [35:47] | then I guess I understand. | |
| [35:50] | Because I do care about you enough to let you go. | |
| [35:53] | I mean, if that’s what you really need. | |
| [35:56] | Thank you. | |
| [35:59] | So we’re, uh… We’re starting over. | |
| [36:05] | We’ll start over. | |
| [36:10] | Mmh. | |
| [36:13] | Mmh. You know, um… | |
| [36:15] | About what you said at… | |
| [36:17] | At our first annulment attempt. | |
| [36:19] | You know, about how I was the best lover you ever had. | |
| [36:22] | That’s not true, is it? | |
| [36:25] | You pretty much put everyone else to shame. | |
| [36:27] | Yeah? | |
| [36:28] | Yeah. [Chuckles] | |
| [36:39] | He’s, uh… he’s gonna fly home tomorrow. | |
| [36:42] | How did your mom sound? | |
| [36:44] | Relieved. She just sounded really relieved. | |
| [36:49] | What about you? | |
| [36:50] | [Over the rhine’s “latter days” plays] | |
| [36:53] | I guess I’m relieved too. | |
| [36:55] | ♪ What a beautiful piece of heartache ♪ | |
| [37:04] | ♪ this has all turned out to be ♪ | |
| [37:10] | What’s going on? | |
| [37:13] | Hey, have you seen Julie? | |
| [37:16] | Oh, I… I thought you guys knew she was leaving. | |
| [37:18] | I mean, she packed up all her stuff and she left. | |
| [37:22] | No, we had no idea. | |
| [37:25] | What is that? | |
| [37:26] | Um… | |
| [37:33] | So, Sean wanted me to… | |
| [37:35] | He keeps bugging me to talk into this stupid camera, | |
| [37:38] | so I’ll, uh, take advantage of it. | |
| [37:42] | [Exhales deeply] | |
| [37:43] | As you guys probably already know, I’m leaving. | |
| [37:52] | [Sighs] | |
| [37:55] | I just want to say that I am so sorry for being difficult. | |
| [38:02] | It’s just that… | |
| [38:05] | I’ve been going through some stuff | |
| [38:07] | that you guys didn’t know about. | |
| [38:14] | And, Elena, I know you were just trying to be a good friend. | |
| [38:19] | And I’m sorry that I shut you out. | |
| [38:21] | I hope you can forgive me. | |
| [38:24] | And, Noel, I… I really want you to know that I’m so happy | |
| [38:28] | you’re getting your life back together again. | |
| [38:32] | And, Sean… | |
| [38:36] | I’m really gonna miss you. | |
| [38:40] | Thank you… | |
| [38:42] | For giving me a home for the last two years. | |
| [38:46] | And I’m really glad that you and Meghan are happy together. | |
| [38:50] | And, Meghan, be nice to him. He deserves it. | |
| [38:58] | And, Ben… | |
| [39:02] | I didn’t mean to meddle in your business. | |
| [39:06] | I’m sorry. | |
| [39:08] | And I just… I want to thank you… | |
| [39:11] | For everything. | |
| [39:14] | I’ll never forget it. | |
| [39:17] | You know how there’s some people | |
| [39:18] | in your life that you meet | |
| [39:20] | that you feel like you’ve known forever? | |
| [39:22] | Well, for me… | |
| [39:25] | That’s you. | |
| [39:27] | So… | |
| [39:32] | And, Felicity… | |
| [39:38] | I don’t think I could’ve made it this far without you. | |
| [39:43] | I’m sorry that we fought last night. | |
| [39:45] | I’m so sorry. | |
| [39:48] | [Exhales deeply, sniffles] | |
| [39:50] | But I know that we’re better friends than that. | |
| [39:52] | And I know that you know that too. | |
| [39:56] | See, the thing is, is I… | |
| [39:57] | I came to New York | |
| [39:59] | to learn more about my birth parents. | |
| [40:01] | And… | |
| [40:04] | I ended up just making more of a mess… | |
| [40:12] | I just don’t think that New York is the place for me right now. | |
| [40:20] | And I don’t even know where I’m going. | |
| [40:25] | But… | |
| [40:29] | Hopefully, this time, I’ll… | |
| [40:32] | I’ll learn more about myself. | |
| [40:40] | I’m really gonna miss you guys. | |
| [40:49] | And this isn’t goodbye forever. | |
| [40:50] | This is just goodbye for right now. | |
| [40:56] | So I’ll see you when I see you. | |
| [40:58] | ♪ Tell them it’s real | |
| [41:03] | ♪ tell them it’s really real | |
| [41:09] | ♪ I just don’t have much left to say ♪ | |
| [41:16] | [Instrumental music plays] | |
| [41:46] | [Music ends] |