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[00:02] | Hey! how are you?.. | |
[00:03] | [Both laughing] | |
[00:05] | Oh, I missed you. Yeah, I missed you, too. | |
[00:07] | You okay? | |
[00:08] | I would really like to be alone right now, okay? | |
[00:12] | What about college? I mean, I don’t understand. | |
[00:14] | I’m not going back. | |
[00:16] | I decided to let the good times roll. | |
[00:17] | Aaahh! [Laughs] | |
[00:20] | Don’t drop me! | |
[00:21] | Aah! | |
[00:23] | [Laughs] | |
[00:24] | I would never drop you… Ever… | |
[00:26] | Mrs. Crane. | |
[00:27] | Oh, Mr. Crane. | |
[00:30] | [Up-tempo jazz music plays] | |
[00:33] | [Grunts] | |
[00:39] | [Grunts] | |
[00:40] | How’s this? | |
[00:42] | No, it’s… Uh, I’m not… I’m not really happy. | |
[00:44] | I don’t… I don’t really… Nah. | |
[00:47] | Um, why don’t you, um, try it over there? | |
[00:49] | Yeah. Yeah. | |
[00:51] | Yeah, no problem. | |
[00:53] | Ohh, I’ll go over here… This way. | |
[00:56] | Hey, did you guys see Dave Matthews is playing Madison square garden? | |
[01:00] | What’s going on? | |
[01:01] | Um, they’re moving the furniture. | |
[01:03] | [Sighs] | |
[01:05] | This any better? | |
[01:06] | Um… I don’t know. | |
[01:07] | Um, what do you think? | |
[01:12] | Um… yeah, t-that’s no good there. | |
[01:16] | Yeah, all right. | |
[01:18] | [Grunts] | |
[01:21] | Do you want to help us hang some curtains? | |
[01:23] | Yeah! | |
[01:24] | Uh… | |
[01:26] | Yeah, you know, later, for sure. | |
[01:27] | Um, but we got a class right now. | |
[01:29] | I should probably get dressed first. | |
[01:31] | Oh, why bother? | |
[01:32] | Half joking. | |
[01:33] | [Laughter] | |
[01:35] | Hey, look, uh, you know, come by our place anytime. | |
[01:37] | We’re always here to help, all right? | |
[01:39] | Okay. | |
[01:40] | See ya. Bye. | |
[01:41] | Bye. Bye. | |
[01:43] | [Giggling] God! | |
[01:45] | Was I, like, looking at his butt way too much? | |
[01:47] | Oh, my god! Was it totally obvious? | |
[01:49] | That towel was this far from falling off, I swear to god. | |
[01:52] | Elena: It must have been velcroed on or something. | |
[01:53] | Did something happen to Tracy and Sean? | |
[01:56] | I love Tracy. | |
[01:57] | He’s the best abstinent partner a girl could have. | |
[02:01] | [Breathing heavily] Oh, great! | |
[02:03] | Great, you’re all here. That’s my boyfriend. | |
[02:05] | What’s wrong with you? I think I’m having a stroke. I just ran all the way… | |
[02:08] | You can’t keep barging in here and videotaping. | |
[02:10] | Are you out of your mind? I’m gonna make you all famous! | |
[02:12] | Like jervis, Colleen, Rudy. | |
[02:14] | [Door opens] Okay, here we go! | |
[02:16] | Here we go! All right, whoa, whoa, wait. | |
[02:18] | Let me get autofocus. Wait a minute. | |
[02:20] | Nice shirt. | |
[02:21] | Thanks. [Laughs] | |
[02:22] | You like? This is gonna be great. | |
[02:25] | Hey. Come on in. | |
[02:26] | Hey. Hey. | |
[02:27] | Hi. Hey. | |
[02:29] | Stay in the light. | |
[02:30] | All right, all right, go for it. | |
[02:31] | Yeah? Show ’em. | |
[02:33] | Elena: What is that? | |
[02:34] | Meghan: What is this, charades? | |
[02:36] | I got married. | |
[02:38] | What?! What? | |
[02:39] | Yeah. You got what?! | |
[02:41] | Yeah, Natalie and I… We got… we got married. | |
[02:44] | Sean: [Laughing] The network is gonna love this! | |
[02:49] | Married?! Oh, Jesus, Mary, and St. Joseph! | |
[02:52] | What can you tell me about Natalie? | |
[02:54] | Like, has she been married before? | |
[02:55] | Not that I know of, but you know, | |
[02:57] | nothing could surprise me vis-à-vis Natalie. | |
[02:58] | Well, she’s your cousin. | |
[03:00] | What has she done that I can tell Noel about | |
[03:02] | that will help him realize the huge mistake he’s just made? | |
[03:05] | Tell Noel to check her scalp for three little sixes. | |
[03:08] | Javier. | |
[03:09] | Natalie is trouble. | |
[03:12] | She has no caution to the wind, okay? | |
[03:14] | Did I ever tell you that she gave her father | |
[03:16] | a series of three heart attacks? | |
[03:18] | Yeah, because she was running away all the time, | |
[03:21] | and she’s been arrested at least one time. | |
[03:23] | She’s been arrested? Really? What for? | |
[03:25] | Well, I don’t know, but it was years ago, | |
[03:27] | and her father calls me up with chest pains again. | |
[03:30] | It’s like she has this need for adventure. | |
[03:32] | It’s like… it’s like a drug. | |
[03:33] | You know? | |
[03:35] | I can’t stand that she manipulated Noel into marriage. | |
[03:38] | I feel so guilty. | |
[03:40] | No, Javier, it’s not your fault. | |
[03:42] | It… well, she’s my flesh and my bones, okay? | |
[03:46] | If it wasn’t for me, Noel crane would still be a single guy. | |
[03:49] | Married! This is armageddon. | |
[03:57] | ♪ Can you become | |
[03:59] | ♪ can you become | |
[04:02] | ♪ a new version of you♪ | |
[04:06] | ♪ new wallpaper | |
[04:08] | ♪ new shoe leather | |
[04:11] | ♪ a new way home | |
[04:13] | ♪ I don’t remember | |
[04:17] | ♪ new version of you | |
[04:20] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
[04:27] | ♪ new version of you | |
[04:30] | ♪ I need a new version of me. | |
[04:42] | I mean, we can’t just do nothing. | |
[04:44] | What can we do, though? | |
[04:45] | It’s not like the guy’s engaged. He’s already married. | |
[04:47] | He’s not just married. He’s brainwashed. | |
[04:49] | Javier did say she was bad news. | |
[04:51] | Bad news? No, John rocker is bad news. | |
[04:53] | People, Natalie… And I refuse to say “crane”… | |
[04:56] | Is catastrophic news. | |
[04:58] | She’s like a drug he can’t kick. | |
[04:59] | I mean, our boy’s become an addict, | |
[05:01] | and I say we treat him as such… | |
[05:02] | Have a little intervention. | |
[05:03] | Okay, I think you guys are overreacting. | |
[05:05] | He got married. B.F.D. | |
[05:07] | No. No, not b.F.D. | |
[05:09] | This quicksand bitch has sucked the lifeblood out of our buddy. | |
[05:11] | We got to suck him back. | |
[05:13] | What do you think? You haven’t said anything. | |
[05:15] | I just think we should mind our own business. | |
[05:17] | What? Guy wants to get married, let him get married. | |
[05:19] | I just… I don’t know why you care so much. | |
[05:21] | Can we talk for a while about Noel’s hair? | |
[05:23] | Well, if that’s not a cry for help, I don’t know what is. Okay, you guys, | |
[05:25] | this is not about his hair or about him getting married. | |
[05:27] | I mean, he’s quitting college his senior year. | |
[05:30] | The Noel we know would never do something like that. | |
[05:32] | And that’s where it occurred to me… Jacob perlmutter. | |
[05:34] | Sean: Who? | |
[05:35] | He was this hasidic Jew in my junior high school. | |
[05:38] | He started hanging out with the whip-it crowd. | |
[05:41] | He was so boring before, he couldn’t handle getting wild. | |
[05:44] | He lost his mind. | |
[05:45] | Supposedly, he’s still in a… | |
[05:46] | A mental institution in Hartford. | |
[05:48] | Jacob perlmutter. | |
[05:50] | What? | |
[05:51] | Who? | |
[05:52] | Nothing. | |
[05:54] | Uh, you know what? You guys are right. | |
[05:56] | This is serious. We got to do something. | |
[05:58] | Yeah. | |
[06:07] | Mm. Okay. | |
[06:09] | Okay, baby, stop. No, no, come here. | |
[06:10] | Stop it. Come here. | |
[06:11] | Mm. | |
[06:17] | Okay, stop. Stop. Stop. | |
[06:19] | Stop. | |
[06:20] | Please, stop. Oh. | |
[06:22] | [Sighs] | |
[06:24] | [Sighs] | |
[06:25] | Okay. [Sighs] | |
[06:27] | Wait a minute, now… | |
[06:29] | Tell me about god. | |
[06:31] | What about him? | |
[06:33] | Well, why does he want us to stop? | |
[06:35] | Oh, baby. Ohh. | |
[06:36] | Why are we stopping again? How many times… | |
[06:38] | How many times can we have this conversation? | |
[06:40] | As many times as I want to. | |
[06:41] | What if you go through your premarried life. | |
[06:43] | Depriving yourself like this and then you realize. | |
[06:45] | There’s no god or he doesn’t even care? | |
[06:47] | There is a god. How do you know? | |
[06:49] | Because I am standing up and walking away from this moment of temptation. | |
[06:53] | That’s a sure sign there’s a god. | |
[06:55] | [Door opens, closes] | |
[06:59] | Well, I need a sign! | |
[07:00] | Sean: So, wait… You’re thinking about breaking up with Tracy? | |
[07:03] | I love Tracy, but he’s a far holier person than I am, | |
[07:06] | I promise you that. | |
[07:07] | [Sighs] I can’t break up with Tracy. | |
[07:10] | I mean, his smile breaks my heart. | |
[07:14] | Would you ever cheat on him? | |
[07:16] | As if I would answer that question on videotape. | |
[07:19] | What’s it like living with Elena? | |
[07:21] | Elena keeps asking me questions about my dad, | |
[07:23] | like she’s suspicious, and she’s, like, | |
[07:25] | trying to crack me open or something. | |
[07:27] | What do you tell her? | |
[07:29] | Nothing. I tell her… | |
[07:31] | That I-I was tested, and I wasn’t a match, | |
[07:33] | and that I’m just really grateful | |
[07:35] | I got to know my dad as much as I did before he died. | |
[07:39] | And that’s it? Nothing else? | |
[07:41] | No. | |
[07:44] | My, uh, my father called. | |
[07:47] | What? | |
[07:48] | Yeah, last night. | |
[07:52] | Well, what’d he say? | |
[07:54] | Um, I don’t know. I-I guess he wants to see me. | |
[07:57] | So he’s in town? | |
[07:59] | Yeah, I guess he is, yeah. | |
[08:02] | When was the last time you talked to him? | |
[08:05] | I don’t know. Like, uh… | |
[08:07] | I don’t know. Like six months ago. | |
[08:12] | So this is kind of a big deal, huh? | |
[08:15] | No, it’s just… it’s… I know it. | |
[08:16] | It’s just gonna be the same crap as always. | |
[08:18] | You don’t know that. | |
[08:20] | I mean, his calling could be a good thing. | |
[08:24] | What? | |
[08:26] | Everything’s always a possibility | |
[08:27] | of something good with you. | |
[08:29] | I just… I don’t… | |
[08:30] | I don’t think my dad applies to that. | |
[08:38] | It’s not that I don’t want to talk about it. | |
[08:40] | Just say, “Elena, I don’t want to talk about it,” | |
[08:41] | but don’t pretend… God, I’m not pretending. | |
[08:43] | [Elevator dings] | |
[08:45] | Hey. | |
[08:46] | Hey. Hi. | |
[08:48] | So… you know, | |
[08:50] | we’ve all been feeling a little rejected lately. | |
[08:53] | I mean, you haven’t called us over to move furniture in a long time. | |
[08:57] | Well, that’s all about to change. | |
[09:01] | Hey, you know, you guys should… should come out with us tonight. | |
[09:04] | Fuller is deejaying over at Cooper’s. | |
[09:05] | You busy? | |
[09:07] | Um… | |
[09:09] | Y-yeah, I… | |
[09:11] | I gotta study. | |
[09:12] | All right. | |
[09:13] | Bye. Yeah. Had to try. | |
[09:16] | Oh, uh… | |
[09:17] | [Chuckles] | |
[09:18] | Um, do you, uh, have a boyfriend? | |
[09:23] | No. | |
[09:26] | Great. | |
[09:30] | I can’t believe I said that. Oh, my god! | |
[09:33] | Okay, I downloaded the intervention materials | |
[09:35] | and customized the process for the sake of ease. | |
[09:37] | Oh, this is a fantastic font. What is this? I don’t know. | |
[09:40] | It’s weird to be in an intervention and be one of the interveners. | |
[09:42] | Sean, put the camera down. | |
[09:44] | Sean: This is the pregame warm-up. | |
[09:45] | Can I see that? | |
[09:48] | “The anti-Natalie intervention”? Richard: Yes. | |
[09:51] | Are you kidding me? | |
[09:52] | Listen, guys, once he realizes what this is, | |
[09:54] | he’s gonna be like a rat scrambling for the exit. | |
[09:56] | [Doorbell rings] So… | |
[09:57] | Oh, wait, wait. I’ll get it! | |
[09:58] | Sean: This is it, everybody. This is it. | |
[10:00] | Everybody stay calm. | |
[10:01] | Okay, we’re gonna get this in one take. | |
[10:04] | Stay there! | |
[10:05] | Sean: Yeah, right, okay. | |
[10:07] | Act natural. Just… | |
[10:08] | I’m not even here, okay? | |
[10:10] | Whew. | |
[10:13] | Hey. | |
[10:15] | Hey. | |
[10:16] | Oh, yeah, wow. Come on in. | |
[10:18] | Thanks. You really don’t stop with that video stuff, do you? | |
[10:20] | Well, it’s independent film channel. | |
[10:22] | We’re doing a… thing. | |
[10:23] | I want to talk to you about the opening… | |
[10:25] | Well, we’ll talk later. | |
[10:28] | Those pants are pleather. | |
[10:30] | You know, I’m kind of attracted to him right now. | |
[10:34] | What is this? This is an intervention or… | |
[10:38] | Yes. | |
[10:39] | Yes, it is. | |
[10:42] | Noel, we just… we just all wanted a chance. | |
[10:44] | To talk to you because we’re concerned. | |
[10:47] | Did you ever see “invasion of the body snatchers”? | |
[10:49] | Richard. what? That’s a fantastic analogy. | |
[10:51] | Noel, we’re just scared you’re making a mistake. | |
[10:53] | How? How? By what, marrying Natalie? | |
[10:56] | No, not just that. | |
[10:57] | We just feel like you’re… | |
[10:59] | You’re letting everything else go in the process. | |
[11:01] | Just think about what you’re doing. | |
[11:03] | I mean, letting the good times roll? | |
[11:04] | How long can you let that last? | |
[11:05] | Not to mention that you’re married to somebody | |
[11:07] | with a police record. | |
[11:08] | And I’m not talking about “zenyatta mondatta.” | |
[11:11] | This is your life, buddy boy, | |
[11:13] | so I want you to come here. | |
[11:14] | Come in here. | |
[11:17] | Just sit down. You sit down. | |
[11:20] | Okay, stand there. | |
[11:22] | You guys, for your information, it was my idea to get married. | |
[11:25] | All right? Not Natalie’s. | |
[11:26] | And yes, yes, Javier, she has been arrested… | |
[11:29] | Three years ago… | |
[11:31] | For protesting an oil tanker. | |
[11:33] | With Greenpeace off the coast of Iceland. | |
[11:35] | You know, god! I’ve only known her a few m… | |
[11:37] | [Sighs] | |
[11:38] | I’ve only known her a few months… | |
[11:41] | But she is by far the most… | |
[11:44] | The most worldly and exciting and adventuresome person | |
[11:47] | I’ve ever known. | |
[11:48] | Is she preggers? | |
[11:49] | Is this Ruby redux? Is that what this is? | |
[11:56] | You know, we’re going… | |
[11:57] | We’re going to Germany in three days for oktoberfest. | |
[12:03] | I don’t know if I ever want to see you guys again. Move. | |
[12:06] | Move. | |
[12:07] | Noel. | |
[12:11] | That went well. | |
[12:12] | Richard. Oh, god. | |
[12:14] | Please. That was bad. | |
[12:16] | [Door slams] | |
[12:23] | Noel, come on. | |
[12:25] | Answer the door. | |
[12:26] | Please? [Sighs] | |
[12:29] | Look, I’m not gonna leave until I talk to you. | |
[12:32] | I’ll sleep out here if I have to, and you know I would. | |
[12:38] | Fine. Just, uh, make it quick, all right? | |
[12:43] | What a disaster, huh? | |
[12:47] | I’m sorry. | |
[12:49] | I’m so sorry. | |
[12:51] | I mean, you and I have been through so much, | |
[12:54] | and I would hate it if you let me down | |
[12:56] | the way I let you down today. | |
[12:59] | The way we all did. | |
[13:00] | It was presumptuous and immature… | |
[13:06] | And insulting to you and Natalie. | |
[13:09] | Yeah, it was. | |
[13:13] | I guess I just freaked out. I mean… | |
[13:17] | When I think of you, | |
[13:18] | I think of the guy I used to go out with, | |
[13:20] | the guy who had that plan. | |
[13:22] | I remember that 4-year plan and that notebook. | |
[13:25] | Yeah, that was a long time ago. | |
[13:28] | I know, but it was so important to you. | |
[13:36] | But, uh, people change, you know? | |
[13:39] | Mm-hmm. | |
[13:40] | And that’s obviously what’s going on with you. | |
[13:45] | But anyway, we all talked after you left, | |
[13:47] | and decided to do what we should have done from the beginning, | |
[13:51] | which is say “congratulations” | |
[13:53] | and celebrate what you’ve done | |
[13:54] | instead of trying to tear it down. | |
[13:56] | And we would love to have a dinner for you and Natalie. | |
[14:00] | And that way, we can all just hang out | |
[14:02] | and… get to know your wife. | |
[14:05] | Wow. | |
[14:06] | What? | |
[14:07] | Wife. | |
[14:10] | I know. | |
[14:16] | All right. | |
[14:17] | Let’s do it. | |
[14:19] | Great. | |
[14:21] | Good. | |
[14:23] | [Indistinct conversations] | |
[14:45] | Hi. Hey. | |
[14:47] | Thanks for coming. | |
[14:48] | Yeah, of course. | |
[14:51] | Here, sit down. | |
[14:56] | You look good. Yeah. | |
[14:58] | Your hair is short. | |
[15:00] | Yeah, it’s been that way for a while. | |
[15:02] | [Sighs] | |
[15:05] | Thanks. | |
[15:11] | [Upbeat music plays] “‘D’ squared yx over dx squared. | |
[15:15] | Equals angular velocity squared yx.” | |
[15:18] | Squared yx… | |
[15:21] | The solution satisfies what given differential equation? | |
[15:25] | [Doorbell rings, knock on door] Chill out. | |
[15:28] | Uh, look it up. | |
[15:29] | I don’t need the book, baby. | |
[15:31] | Oh, look it up. | |
[15:35] | Hey. [Gasps] | |
[15:36] | Um… | |
[15:38] | Can I come in? No, i-i-I’m studying right now. | |
[15:42] | Okay. Uh, yeah, no problem. | |
[15:44] | Look, I just dropped by to see if, uh, you were available for dinner. | |
[15:47] | No, no, I… | |
[15:49] | “C” equals angular velocity squared, baby. | |
[15:51] | That’s right. I know. | |
[15:53] | Um… study partner. | |
[15:55] | [Laughs nervously] | |
[15:57] | Lunch tomorrow? | |
[15:58] | Yeah, lunch tomorrow. | |
[16:00] | Great. Okay. | |
[16:05] | [Indistinct conversations] | |
[16:08] | How’s the, um… | |
[16:12] | How’s your burger? | |
[16:14] | Oh, it’s, uh, it’s good. It’s, um, a little rare. | |
[16:17] | Oh, you want to send it back? | |
[16:19] | No. Let’s send it back. | |
[16:20] | Dad, dad, dad, dad. It’s fine. My food’s fine. | |
[16:22] | You sure? Yeah. | |
[16:23] | I’m just… I’m… I’m not that hungry. | |
[16:25] | Okay. | |
[16:27] | [Clears throat] | |
[16:31] | Did your mother tell you I’ve started a program? | |
[16:34] | I’m in a program… 12-step. | |
[16:37] | No, she didn’t. Uh… | |
[16:40] | She didn’t… No, she didn’t say anything. | |
[16:42] | I, uh… | |
[16:44] | I finally had to admit that… | |
[16:47] | There is a power greater than me. | |
[16:49] | That’s step number 2. | |
[16:50] | The first one’s a lot tougher. | |
[16:53] | If you can imagine that. | |
[16:54] | It’s… admitting that, um… | |
[17:01] | I’m powerless over alcohol, | |
[17:04] | that my life had become unmanageable. | |
[17:09] | Yeah, I didn’t even know you guys were talking at all. | |
[17:12] | Oh, I called her last week. | |
[17:14] | See, we’re supposed to make amends | |
[17:17] | with the people that we’ve harmed. | |
[17:23] | Step number 9. | |
[17:24] | And, um, that’s why I’m here. | |
[17:28] | That’s why you’re here… | |
[17:29] | ‘Cause you’re supposed to be here? | |
[17:31] | Ben, please. Is that why? | |
[17:33] | I’m trying. | |
[17:35] | So, y… | |
[17:53] | Dad… | |
[17:57] | I am glad that you called. | |
[18:15] | Hey. | |
[18:17] | What do you think about this shirt? | |
[18:19] | Oh, it’s… great. | |
[18:21] | Really? Because I just don’t want them to think it’s too… | |
[18:24] | No, no, no, they won’t. It’s great. | |
[18:26] | What’s that? | |
[18:28] | Oh, nothing. It’s just… It’s my 4-year plan. | |
[18:31] | You know, it’s… Let me see this. | |
[18:32] | Okay. It’s sort of like a… A road map for my college years. | |
[18:39] | So, what’s wavefront? | |
[18:40] | Uh, it’s a 3-d animation program. | |
[18:44] | It’s called “Maya” now. | |
[18:45] | Oh, you used to be such a geek. | |
[18:49] | [Chuckles] | |
[18:50] | No kidding. | |
[18:51] | Oh, oh, wait, listen. | |
[18:54] | Wear this shirt tonight. | |
[18:55] | It’s so cool. | |
[18:59] | Richard: I’ve goo state unequivocally. | |
[19:01] | That although this dinner is in support of the nuptials, | |
[19:04] | in my heart of hearts, Natalie’s a harpy. | |
[19:07] | Hey, Richard. | |
[19:08] | [Door opens] | |
[19:10] | Hey. Sorry I’m late. Hey. | |
[19:11] | That’s okay. Noel’s not even here yet. | |
[19:13] | How did it go? | |
[19:14] | Um, it was okay. | |
[19:15] | He, uh, wants to see me tomorrow night. | |
[19:18] | So it went well? Yeah, it was not bad. | |
[19:20] | That’s so good. | |
[19:23] | Hey. Hey! | |
[19:25] | Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Noel crane! | |
[19:30] | Thanks, man. | |
[19:31] | Cuba was amazing, wasn’t it? | |
[19:34] | Yeah, it was. There’s this Hemingway museum. | |
[19:37] | Yeah, it was only like 5 miles from Havana. | |
[19:39] | It was this little whitewashed house. | |
[19:41] | Where Hemingway used to live for like 20-something years, | |
[19:44] | but now it’s a museum. | |
[19:45] | But they don’t even let anybody inside. | |
[19:47] | Yeah, which Natalie objected to. | |
[19:49] | Well, I just thought it was, like, unacceptable, | |
[19:51] | so I snuck in through the window, | |
[19:54] | and I got in Hemingway’s bed, | |
[19:56] | which was, like, the most visceral feeling. | |
[19:59] | “Visceral” means “feeling.” | |
[20:01] | You know what she means… It was exciting. | |
[20:03] | So, you guys are going to Germany? | |
[20:05] | Mm-hmm. We’re leaving day after tomorrow. | |
[20:07] | Yeah, what the hell’s going on there? | |
[20:09] | Celebrating October something? | |
[20:11] | It’s oktoberfest. It’s a beer festival in Munich. I always wanted to go there. | |
[20:14] | Oh, really? Yeah. | |
[20:16] | Yeah? | |
[20:17] | Well, what’s the plan after oktoberfest? | |
[20:19] | Yeah, what is the plan? | |
[20:20] | There is no plan. You know that I hate plans. | |
[20:23] | Are you guys gonna live in New York? | |
[20:26] | Um… I don’t know. | |
[20:28] | What do you think of the United States? | |
[20:30] | Oh, um… I like it. | |
[20:33] | You know, I don’t know, | |
[20:34] | because the only plan I know that I do have. | |
[20:36] | Is that I never want to live in the same city for more than two years. | |
[20:39] | Sean: What about work? | |
[20:41] | [Slurping] | |
[20:42] | How do you keep a job if you’re always running around? | |
[20:45] | I have this theory that money always works itself out. | |
[20:48] | Yeah, there’s relativity, and then there’s that one. | |
[20:51] | Excuse me. | |
[20:53] | Whoa. | |
[20:54] | Oh, hey, hey. | |
[20:56] | Whoa, whoa. Hey. | |
[20:59] | [Door opens] | |
[21:09] | [Sighs] | |
[21:10] | [Water running] | |
[21:12] | Okay, surprise! | |
[21:14] | Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! | |
[21:17] | Oh! Sorry I am so tardy. | |
[21:20] | What is that? | |
[21:21] | You know, I feel like a stewardess with this thing. | |
[21:23] | It’s like, “hi, I’m Javier. Fly me.” | |
[21:25] | Hi, Natalie. Hi. | |
[21:27] | Where’s Noel? | |
[21:28] | I want to present this to the two of you. | |
[21:31] | He’s in the can. | |
[21:32] | [Cellphone rings] Oh. | |
[21:35] | From mama. [Smooches] | |
[21:37] | Bonjour. Comment etes-vous? | |
[21:39] | It’s a first-aid kit. | |
[21:42] | It’s got bandages and… | |
[21:45] | And a defibrillator just in case of heart attacks. | |
[21:49] | Uh, excuse me, do you have a pen anywhere in here? | |
[21:52] | Um, yeah, I-I think I saw one on the back table there | |
[21:55] | by the notebook. Oh, thanks. | |
[21:59] | Yeah. | |
[22:03] | Oh, no. | |
[22:04] | [Speaking French] | |
[22:07] | That… that’s my notebook. | |
[22:09] | Hey! Hey, please don’t use my notebook. | |
[22:11] | Richard. The thing’s in there. | |
[22:12] | What thing? The form! | |
[22:14] | The intervention form. | |
[22:19] | [Cellphone hangs up] | |
[22:39] | Where’s my coat? | |
[22:40] | Natalie. | |
[22:44] | I want my coat. | |
[22:48] | I’ll get it. | |
[23:01] | [Exhales sharply] | |
[23:13] | Where’s Natalie? | |
[23:21] | No, we don’t know where she is. | |
[23:24] | What? | |
[23:25] | Consuela, I can’t understand you. | |
[23:27] | You’re slurring. | |
[23:28] | I actually thought Natalie was pretty cool. | |
[23:31] | You also chose to get a nose ring. | |
[23:33] | Wait, okay, you know what? Never… never mind. | |
[23:35] | Okay, forget it. I got to go. | |
[23:37] | Okay, so if you hear from Natalie, call me, okay? | |
[23:40] | Okay, bye. | |
[23:42] | Can you imagine going to a dinner party | |
[23:44] | and then finding out that everyone there had conspired against you? | |
[23:47] | Yes, sadly. | |
[23:50] | [Door opens] | |
[23:52] | I couldn’t find her anywhere. | |
[23:54] | Noel, she’s probably at a friend’s. No, she’s not. She’s nowhere. | |
[23:58] | Well, after what we did, she probably needs to be alone. | |
[24:01] | Is there anything we can do for you, Noel? | |
[24:02] | Yeah, you need a place to stay? You can crash here tonight. | |
[24:04] | No, I’m… I’m fine. Thanks. | |
[24:08] | Can I talk to you, please? | |
[24:09] | For a second, please? | |
[24:11] | Y-yeah, sure. | |
[24:16] | [Door opens] | |
[24:18] | [Catie Curtis’ “troubled mind” plays] | |
[24:21] | ♪ I’ve been getting down last year in the beginning… | |
[24:24] | ♪ About all the runaround | |
[24:26] | ♪ about all the pushing I was so mad at you. | |
[24:30] | ♪ And the standing in line just… I needed something… | |
[24:33] | ♪ But like my friends say to escape, and, uh… | |
[24:36] | ♪ You gotta do it anyway Ruby, well, she came along at the perfect time. | |
[24:40] | ♪ It just gets harder | |
[24:44] | ♪ when you ask why then all of a sudden, like in a flash… | |
[24:47] | ♪ And I’m tired I was done with junior year. | |
[24:49] | ♪ From all the weight all of a sudden, I was a senior. | |
[24:54] | ♪ I’m tired how the hell did I become a senior♪ | |
[24:56] | ♪ of being strong. | |
[24:59] | It’s like I was… I was running out of time. | |
[25:01] | ♪ So won’t you come and stay♪ you know, I was in a panic. | |
[25:05] | And then… | |
[25:06] | ♪ And let me lay uh, Natalie appeared, | |
[25:09] | ♪ down in your arms and when I’m with her, it’s like I can ignore everything. | |
[25:13] | ♪ Down in your arms it’s like I wasn’t me anymore. | |
[25:16] | Yeah. | |
[25:17] | I guess I haven’t really been me since, uh… | |
[25:21] | ♪ I’ve been getting up early since sophomore year. | |
[25:24] | ♪ I’ve been getting my coffee | |
[25:28] | ♪ and I’m tired | |
[25:30] | ♪ from all the weight I just don’t know if I can get my life back on track. | |
[25:34] | Noel. | |
[25:35] | ♪ Tired | |
[25:37] | ♪ of being strong look, I don’t want to move every two years. | |
[25:42] | ♪ So won’t you come and stay♪ I don’t want to take a vacation once a month. | |
[25:46] | I want to be here with you guys… | |
[25:48] | ♪ Let me lay down in your arms ♪ with my friends. | |
[25:53] | ♪ Down in your arms I got to end this thing with Natalie. | |
[25:57] | I mean, if that’s what you think is the best thing. | |
[26:03] | ♪ I’ve got a troubled I do. | |
[26:06] | ♪ Troubled mind | |
[26:09] | ♪ and you’ve got a heart I really do miss you. | |
[26:12] | ♪ A heart so kind I miss you, too. | |
[26:16] | ♪ So kind. | |
[26:26] | So you’re having lunch with towel guy | |
[26:28] | so you can test god? | |
[26:30] | That’s right. I need a sign. | |
[26:31] | If god exists, he’ll show me. | |
[26:33] | Ugh, that is such a load. | |
[26:34] | No, it’s not! | |
[26:36] | Tracy gets signs all the time. Why can’t I? | |
[26:38] | You’re not testing god. | |
[26:40] | You’re going out to lunch with a hot guy. | |
[26:42] | Don’t turn a whatever into a virtue. | |
[26:45] | God isn’t gonna help me with this, is he? | |
[26:47] | No. | |
[26:49] | [Sighs] | |
[26:50] | Well, towel guy is too cute. Don’t go. | |
[26:52] | Did you see his butt? | |
[26:54] | I need you to go with me. | |
[26:56] | I am not going to lunch with you because of some guy’s butt. | |
[26:58] | You’ll be the buffer. | |
[27:00] | Otherwise, I might lose control. | |
[27:02] | You lost control when you said you didn’t have a boyfriend. | |
[27:05] | I was there. | |
[27:06] | Look, this would be perfect. We’ll go to lunch. | |
[27:08] | He’ll turn out to be a raving idiot. | |
[27:10] | I’ll lose interest, and this whole thing will be over. | |
[27:12] | And what if he’s not an idiot? No guy could be that hot and not be. | |
[27:15] | What if he is? Well, then I’ll need you as a buffer for sure. | |
[27:18] | [Sighs] | |
[27:30] | How you doing? Okay. | |
[27:32] | Good to see you. | |
[27:34] | I-I got you something. Oh, wow. | |
[27:36] | Thank you. | |
[27:37] | It’s not much. | |
[27:39] | Do you know them? Uh, no. | |
[27:42] | The guy at the store said they’re really good. | |
[27:43] | Thanks. Sure. | |
[27:45] | Uh, do you want to go in? | |
[27:46] | This it? Yeah. | |
[27:50] | I forgot what this city’s like… | |
[27:52] | All the people and the noise. | |
[27:54] | You forget when you’re away for so long… Yeah. | |
[27:57] | How wild it is. Yeah. | |
[27:59] | Well, you should… You should come out more often. | |
[28:01] | Yeah, I will. Yeah. | |
[28:10] | You know what? Don’t do that. | |
[28:12] | Huh? | |
[28:13] | I just… | |
[28:16] | [Sighs] | |
[28:17] | I’ve been through this enough times with you | |
[28:19] | to know that what you say is gonna happen | |
[28:20] | and what actually does happen | |
[28:22] | are two totally different things. | |
[28:24] | Well, Ben, sometimes you say things… | |
[28:26] | Just don’t say you’re gonna be here when you’re not, | |
[28:28] | when you know that you’re not. | |
[28:30] | Please don’t do that. | |
[28:33] | All right. | |
[28:38] | You know how old I am, Ben? | |
[28:42] | Like, uh, 40-something? | |
[28:44] | 48. | |
[28:46] | And when I look back… | |
[28:50] | I can’t remember one thing about your childhood. | |
[28:53] | How about that? | |
[28:55] | All I remember was this little boy… | |
[28:59] | …and me not being there. | |
[29:09] | So, what was I doing? | |
[29:10] | What was I doing that was so damned important? | |
[29:16] | What could possibly have been so important? | |
[29:23] | I just… | |
[29:25] | It goes so fast, you know? | |
[29:32] | People tell you that, but you don’t believe it. | |
[29:34] | But I’m… I’m telling you, | |
[29:37] | [voice breaking] It just all goes so fast. | |
[30:15] | Pre-law? | |
[30:15] | Really? | |
[30:17] | Yeah. You know, I’m thinking criminal defense. | |
[30:20] | I truly believe everybody deserves a fair trial. | |
[30:23] | You know, this is one of only six countries in the world | |
[30:26] | where capital punishment is legal. | |
[30:28] | Really? Yeah. | |
[30:29] | And studies have consistently proven. | |
[30:31] | That it doesn’t deter people from committing crimes. | |
[30:34] | Um, you two want another slice? | |
[30:35] | No. I’d love one. | |
[30:37] | [Laughs] | |
[30:38] | Okay, you got it. | |
[30:40] | [Sighs] | |
[30:42] | He is not an idiot. I definitely need a sign from god. | |
[30:45] | Well, here’s a sign… I’m leaving. | |
[30:47] | No, no, I need you. | |
[30:49] | Why? It seems like you’re doing fine on your own. | |
[30:51] | He’s pre-law. I can’t help it. | |
[30:53] | I’m always the third wheel, and I hate it. | |
[30:55] | I… it’s humiliating. | |
[30:57] | I’m begging you. I need a buffer now more than ever. | |
[30:59] | [Sighing] Oh, my god. | |
[31:03] | All right, here we go. | |
[31:10] | I got you one just in case. | |
[31:12] | Thank you. | |
[31:18] | So, uh, where were we? | |
[31:20] | Criminal defense. | |
[31:22] | Noel: Yeah, Lola, it’s Noel. | |
[31:26] | Noel crane. | |
[31:28] | Leon? Right. | |
[31:29] | Um, look, have you… Have you heard from Natalie? | |
[31:32] | Because she hasn’t come home, | |
[31:34] | and I’m starting to get a little worried. | |
[31:36] | [Door opens] I’m afraid she… | |
[31:38] | Never mind. | |
[31:39] | [Cellphone hangs up] | |
[31:42] | Hi. | |
[31:46] | Uh… | |
[31:48] | Where were you? I’ve been worried about you. | |
[31:51] | [Scoffs] | |
[31:53] | Look, I know that you’re angry about last night. | |
[31:56] | I do. I… | |
[31:57] | Actually, about the other night… | |
[31:59] | The intervention… I know that. | |
[32:00] | Um, but, look, my point is that I-I totally understand, | |
[32:04] | and I want to try to explain, okay? | |
[32:06] | [Sighs] | |
[32:07] | It’s actually kind of sweet when you think about it. | |
[32:10] | [Water running] | |
[32:11] | Okay, maybe it’s not sweet, but it was… | |
[32:13] | Natalie, it was well-intentioned, all right? | |
[32:15] | They’re concerned about me. | |
[32:16] | They’re afraid that maybe I’m acting a little too impulsive, | |
[32:19] | that maybe I’m throwing my life away | |
[32:20] | by getting married to you, you know? | |
[32:22] | I… | |
[32:24] | Of course, I totally disagreed with them. | |
[32:27] | Initially… I did. | |
[32:28] | Uh, but… | |
[32:30] | You know, then… Then I started thinking. | |
[32:32] | Um, not that I’m throwing my life away, | |
[32:35] | but… you know, maybe this isn’t the right situation for me, | |
[32:38] | or for either of us. | |
[32:40] | You know, I mean, we’re both young. | |
[32:42] | We haven’t finished school, and… | |
[32:44] | And recent studies show that, you know, | |
[32:45] | to be competitive in today’s job market, | |
[32:47] | you need a college education. | |
[32:49] | And… [sighs] | |
[32:51] | This whole summer has just been an unbelievable wild ride | |
[32:55] | that I wish could last forever, | |
[32:57] | but summer can’t last forever. | |
[33:00] | It’s fall now. You know, look, look, look. | |
[33:04] | I know… okay. | |
[33:06] | I know that we promised each other “till death do us part,” | |
[33:09] | and those are sacred, sacred vows… they are… | |
[33:12] | But, you know, we said them in a casino, | |
[33:14] | and… and I’d… I’d just had that snifter of cognac before, | |
[33:18] | so I wasn’t quite in my right mind. | |
[33:20] | Um… | |
[33:21] | [Sighs] | |
[33:22] | What I’m… What I’m trying to say, | |
[33:24] | and I’m sure… I’m sure that you agree with me, | |
[33:28] | is that obviously we shouldn’t be married. | |
[33:31] | Oh! Oh! | |
[33:43] | Hey. Hi. | |
[33:45] | How are you? I’m good. | |
[33:46] | You haven’t talked to Noel, have you? No, I haven’t. | |
[33:48] | The last time I talked to him, | |
[33:49] | he was going to break up with Natalie. | |
[33:51] | I want to make sure he’s okay. | |
[33:52] | No, I-I haven’t talked to him. I haven’t seen him. | |
[33:54] | What’s that? Uh… | |
[33:56] | My dad got it for me. | |
[33:58] | That’s sweet. Yeah. | |
[33:59] | It’s a little weird, but it’s, uh, it’s nice. | |
[34:03] | Uh, that’s not all, actually. | |
[34:05] | What do you mean? | |
[34:07] | Well, um, he got tickets to tonight’s Yankees game. | |
[34:11] | Um, apparently his law firm | |
[34:13] | gets really great seats behind, like, home plate, | |
[34:14] | so I was just wondering if, uh, you wanted to go. | |
[34:18] | I would love to go. | |
[34:20] | Okay. That’s so great. | |
[34:21] | Yeah, it is. Yeah. | |
[34:25] | Yeah, I guess Noel’s breakup attempt with Natalie didn’t go so well. | |
[34:28] | Sean: Yeah, she coldcocked him. | |
[34:31] | Yeah. He was freaking out. | |
[34:32] | He wanted a lawyer and all this stuff, | |
[34:34] | so I told Elena that. | |
[34:36] | I told him I knew someone in pre-law. | |
[34:38] | Well, you know, the best thing would be an annulment. | |
[34:41] | So not an idiot. | |
[34:43] | But that would require a mutual agreement from both parties. | |
[34:46] | Stating that the marriage can be voided for legal reasons. An agreement? | |
[34:49] | Does it look like this is a woman | |
[34:51] | who is capable of having an agreement? | |
[34:53] | Okay, annulment’s out. | |
[34:55] | Uh, well, then we’re talking no-fault divorce. | |
[34:59] | No-fault? No, no way! | |
[35:00] | These guys will tell you… It was her fault! | |
[35:02] | All right, she manipulated this entire situation. Noel. | |
[35:05] | Look, okay, how about accumulated assets? | |
[35:07] | That’s always a tough issue. | |
[35:09] | Yeah, yeah, a plate. | |
[35:11] | A plate? | |
[35:13] | A plate… we bought a very expensive plate together with my money. | |
[35:16] | The plate is mine. | |
[35:17] | Is… um, what about mediation? | |
[35:19] | No! The plate is not being mediated! | |
[35:21] | No mediation, okay? | |
[35:23] | Um, Noel… | |
[35:25] | I completely understand this is incredibly upsetting, | |
[35:28] | and if this were me, I’d probably be acting the exact same way, | |
[35:32] | but I-I think it might help if you can… stay calm. | |
[35:37] | Calm down? | |
[35:38] | Yeah. | |
[35:39] | C… | |
[35:41] | She hit me in the face! | |
[35:43] | She could have broken my eye socket! | |
[35:45] | Right, but getting back at Natalie. | |
[35:47] | Isn’t gonna help you get back on track, | |
[35:49] | [alarm beeps] And that’s the whole point of this, right? | |
[35:50] | Oh, I gotta get to class, guys. | |
[35:52] | Look, uh, Noel, | |
[35:53] | if you want to talk about this some more, | |
[35:55] | feel free to give me a call, all right? | |
[35:56] | Uh, Elena’s got my number. Thanks, man. | |
[35:58] | I’ll walk you out. | |
[36:00] | Great. | |
[36:05] | Look, man, you need a place to live, | |
[36:07] | I got plenty of space at the loft. | |
[36:09] | No, you don’t have to do that. It’s not a problem, seriously, Noel. | |
[36:11] | Hey, I’ll give you the first night free. | |
[36:12] | Huh? Think about it. | |
[36:14] | [Door closes] | |
[36:15] | Are you okay? | |
[36:20] | My eye hurts. | |
[36:22] | Julie was supposed to be my buffer, okay? | |
[36:24] | So, we’re just… The three of us… | |
[36:26] | Hanging out in my room listening to music. | |
[36:28] | And she left. My buffer just left. | |
[36:30] | I gotta go. What? | |
[36:33] | I have religious studies class in like 10 minutes. | |
[36:35] | It’s the only class that I like. | |
[36:37] | Julie, I need you to stay. | |
[36:39] | Bye. | |
[36:42] | [Sighs] | |
[36:44] | [Door closes] So… | |
[36:46] | [Robynn ragland’s “love, love, love, love” plays] Thanks for… For talking to Noel. | |
[36:50] | No, no, you don’t have to thank me. | |
[36:52] | Who’s Leon? | |
[36:54] | It’s his alter-ego thing. | |
[36:56] | He’s been a little confused, um, lately. | |
[37:00] | But who isn’t? | |
[37:02] | Yeah. | |
[37:07] | [Sighs] | |
[37:08] | ♪ Sweet sweet letting go | |
[37:12] | ♪ how it scares my heart so [Clattering] | |
[37:16] | Oh, my god! | |
[37:17] | Oh, god. | |
[37:19] | Oh! | |
[37:20] | Oh, my god! | |
[37:21] | What? | |
[37:23] | Oh! This is my boyfriend. | |
[37:25] | But you said you didn’t… I know. I know. | |
[37:27] | I-I lied. I’m sorry. | |
[37:29] | Um, i-I’ve got to go. | |
[37:32] | Um, I’m sorry. [Laughs] | |
[37:36] | ♪ No one’s gonna whisper in your ear ♪ | |
[37:40] | ♪ this is it | |
[37:43] | ♪ what you’ve got here | |
[37:50] | ♪ all I know is. | |
[37:53] | What’s going on? I believe in god. | |
[37:54] | What? | |
[37:55] | Yeah, I just decided. | |
[37:57] | Oh, uh, I thought you said that… | |
[37:58] | Never mind what I said. I’m a believer. | |
[38:01] | Why? | |
[38:02] | I-I just am. | |
[38:03] | Mm. Okay. | |
[38:05] | Okay. You go back to class now. | |
[38:07] | Okay. | |
[38:09] | ♪ I don’t know why | |
[38:12] | ♪ is it love♪ | |
[38:15] | [Door opens] | |
[38:26] | Hi. | |
[38:28] | I got breakfast. | |
[38:30] | I already ate. [Sighs] | |
[38:32] | It’s your favorite, though. | |
[38:33] | It’s pepperoni and mushrooms from Johnny’s. | |
[38:36] | I still already ate. | |
[38:40] | Sean, uh, Sean said that I could stay at the loft. | |
[38:46] | So, what are we gonna do now? | |
[38:49] | I guess there’s some sort of paperwork we need to sign, right? | |
[38:52] | Yeah, um… I’ll take care of it. | |
[38:55] | I-I found a… website. | |
[38:57] | It’s “annulment something dot-com.” | |
[38:58] | It’s, uh, it’s a pretty good site. | |
[39:01] | You know, they got a nice interface. | |
[39:03] | So, it’s… | |
[39:06] | How’s your eye? | |
[39:10] | It’s okay, you know. | |
[39:11] | Uh… | |
[39:13] | Javier’s wedding gift came in handy. | |
[39:15] | There was… a salve. | |
[39:20] | You know, it wouldn’t be so hard annulling this marriage | |
[39:23] | if you weren’t so adorable. | |
[39:26] | Look, I don’t think this is such a good idea, | |
[39:28] | considering… you know. | |
[39:32] | Considering what? | |
[39:35] | That I’m going to oktoberfest alone? | |
[39:38] | That you’re going to have to throw away | |
[39:41] | all the cool clothes I got you? | |
[39:45] | That you’re gonna forget about me? | |
[39:47] | No, I’m… | |
[39:48] | I won’t. I won’t forget about you. | |
[39:51] | I mean… | |
[40:09] | You’ll always be my first husband… | |
[40:12] | Leon. | |
[40:14] | Oh, god. | |
[40:18] | [Humming] | |
[40:27] | [Door opens] | |
[40:30] | Oh, hey. | |
[40:33] | Hey. | |
[40:36] | Hey. | |
[40:40] | I’ll… I’ll call you later. | |
[40:42] | Okay. | |
[40:44] | Bye. | |
[40:51] | Wow! What a buffer. | |
[40:53] | I don’t need your attitude right now, okay? | |
[41:02] | [Spits] | |
[41:04] | [Joe 90’s “truth” plays] | |
[41:11] | What time does the game start? | |
[41:12] | Uh, about 20 minutes. | |
[41:14] | Probably gonna miss the first inning, but it’s no big deal. | |
[41:17] | No. | |
[41:18] | He’s probably just stuck in traffic. | |
[41:20] | Yeah. | |
[41:30] | ♪ Truth | |
[41:32] | ♪ always deceiving | |
[41:35] | ♪ never believing | |
[41:39] | ♪ in yourself | |
[41:42] | ♪ whoa, oh, oh | |
[41:43] | ♪ truth | |
[41:45] | ♪ not what you’re giving | |
[41:49] | ♪ not what is living | |
[41:52] | ♪ inside of you | |
[41:56] | ♪ and doubt is a traitor | |
[42:06] | ♪ to you | |
[42:09] | ♪ whoa, oh, oh | |
[42:10] | ♪ truth | |
[42:12] | ♪ is not a flower | |
[42:16] | ♪ the highest power | |
[42:19] | ♪ but not for you | |
[42:22] | ♪ whoa, oh, oh | |
[42:24] | ♪ truth | |
[42:26] | ♪ isn’t a savior | |
[42:29] | ♪ not your creator | |
[42:32] | ♪ so don’t give me your truth | |
[42:36] | ♪ and if you want to be | |
[42:39] | ♪ what you always try to be you okay♪ | |
[42:41] | The little league bleachers, the steps outside the pool, | |
[42:44] | those stupid plastic chairs at graduation. | |
[42:46] | I promised myself I wasn’t gonna sit in another chair | |
[42:49] | waiting for him, just knowing he’s not gonna show up. | |
[42:52] | But it’s the same thing every time with him… | |
[42:54] | Every single time. | |
[42:57] | It’s different this time. | |
[42:59] | It’s not different. | |
[43:03] | This time you have me. | |
[43:30] | ♪ And if you want to be | |
[43:32] | ♪ what you always try to be | |
[43:37] | [instrumental music plays] | |
[44:05] | [Music ends] |