| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:04] | ♪ Can you become | |
| [00:06] | ♪ can you become | |
| [00:10] | ♪ a new version of you♪ | |
| [00:14] | ♪ new wallpaper | |
| [00:16] | ♪ new shoe leather | |
| [00:18] | ♪ a new way home | |
| [00:21] | ♪ I don’t remember | |
| [00:24] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [00:28] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
| [00:34] | ♪ new version of you | |
| [00:38] | ♪ I need a new version of me | |
| [01:02] | Felicity: I hadn’t seen him in three months. | |
| [01:04] | Of course I was excited. | |
| [01:06] | And he called me from his cellphone | |
| [01:08] | when he was a block away, so I guess he was excited, too. | |
| [01:13] | [Shouts indistinctly] | |
| [01:16] | [Squeals] | |
| [01:18] | Oh, how are you, doll?! | |
| [01:21] | [Laughing] How are you? | |
| [01:24] | Let me look at you. | |
| [01:25] | You look adorable, as always. | |
| [01:27] | Come here. | |
| [01:28] | Oh! A little sugar! | Oh! |
| [01:30] | Be careful with those. | |
| [01:31] | Javier: So, how are your little friends? | |
| [01:33] | I think everyone’s good, but I haven’t really seen anyone yet. | |
| [01:35] | I’m gonna meet Julie and Elena today. | |
| [01:37] | We’re gonna go check out our new dorm. And Noel? | |
| [01:40] | It’s weird. I haven’t talked to Noel all summer. What?! | |
| [01:43] | Yeah, the last time I saw him was at your wedding | |
| [01:46] | when he left early with your cousin. | |
| [01:51] | What do you mean, my cousin? | |
| [01:52] | Natalie. | |
| [01:54] | Okay, nobody told me Noel and Natalie were a thing, okay? | |
| [01:57] | I did not know that. | |
| [01:58] | Noel has to stay away from Natalie, okay? | |
| [02:01] | I mean, she is… She is a man destroyer. | |
| [02:03] | She leaves behind her a trail of former men. | |
| [02:05] | I’m sure he’s fine. | I’m sure he’s fine. |
| [02:09] | Oh, I hope so, so much. | |
| [02:11] | [Sighs] | |
| [02:12] | So, you excited about your new place? | |
| [02:14] | Oh, my gosh, yeah! | |
| [02:16] | It’s a student apartment. It’s supposed to be amazing. | |
| [02:19] | Okay, well, if you need any furniture, | |
| [02:21] | then you give me a hoot. | |
| [02:23] | Furniture? Mm-hmm. | |
| [02:25] | So the best part was Javier has this friend Mitchell, | |
| [02:27] | who was moving from Brooklyn to Chicago | |
| [02:29] | and needed to get rid of all this furniture. | |
| [02:31] | I mean, this guy was using a whole studio apartment | |
| [02:33] | as a storage room. | |
| [02:35] | Can you believe that? | |
| [02:36] | Mitchell said anything without a blue tag. | |
| [02:38] | Oh, this one has a blue tag. | |
| [02:41] | Oh, too bad. | |
| [02:42] | Javier, don’t. | |
| [02:43] | Don’t worry about Mitchell. | |
| [02:45] | He’s got a huge job at a “dot-comb.” | |
| [02:48] | At a what? | |
| [02:49] | A dot-com, you know. | |
| [02:51] | Uh, www.whatever.com. | |
| [02:54] | The Internet. | |
| [02:55] | So, what time does Benjamin get in? | |
| [02:58] | 5:00. I’m going crazy. | |
| [03:00] | [Knock on door] | |
| [03:01] | Hi. Excuse me. I’m the manager. | |
| [03:02] | We’re putting this place up for rent next week, | |
| [03:04] | and I gotta get some measurements. | |
| [03:05] | Javier: Oh, that’s okay. | |
| [03:07] | We were just leeching off my friend. | |
| [03:15] | Excuse me. I-I’m just curious. | |
| [03:17] | Um, do… do you have someone lined up to rent the place? | |
| [03:20] | Not yet. | |
| [03:23] | Is it gonna be expensive? | |
| [03:27] | Sean: So, tell us where you’re going? | |
| [03:28] | Sean, do we have to do this right now? | |
| [03:29] | I told you… The independent film channel | |
| [03:31] | wants to do “docuventary” as… as a series, | |
| [03:32] | like a weekly thing, so I really need your help. | |
| [03:34] | Right now is not the best time for me, okay? | |
| [03:36] | It is the best time. It’s drama. I need a hook for every episode. | |
| [03:38] | Okay, fine. Look, I’m gonna go meet Elena and Julie, | |
| [03:41] | and we’re gonna look at our new apartment. | |
| [03:43] | Why are you so flustered? Why are you so flustered?! | |
| [03:45] | Because I got to talk to them about something. | |
| [03:47] | Share that with the camera. Share it. | |
| [03:48] | I don’t want to share with the camera. | |
| [03:49] | Okay, great. You got me. | |
| [03:50] | I’ll give you a piece of the profit. No! | |
| [03:52] | Sean… | |
| [03:55] | Wow. This is pretty nice. | |
| [03:57] | This is a dorm? Welcome to college, Mrs. Trump. | |
| [04:00] | Whoo! Oh, my god! | |
| [04:02] | How are you? | |
| [04:03] | How was your summer? | |
| [04:04] | Oh, my god. Tracy… Sean! | |
| [04:07] | What? Forget it. I’m not here. | |
| [04:08] | Just keep reunionizing. Do it. Keep going. | |
| [04:10] | You making another “docuventary”? Yes. | |
| [04:13] | This is gonna be the new reality-based series. | |
| [04:15] | I’m telling you, it’s gonna be hot. | |
| [04:17] | I’m okay. I’m good. | |
| [04:18] | Sean! What?! Julie… | |
| [04:20] | Put the damn camera down! Julie, you’re gonna love this. | |
| [04:22] | The independent film channel wants it as a series now. | |
| [04:25] | Say what you want. I’ll be shooting you for the next couple of months. | |
| [04:27] | And then I’ll be… | |
| [04:29] | That’s beautiful! That was perfect! | |
| [04:31] | So, the other girl isn’t coming for, like, two weeks. | |
| [04:33] | She’s from england. That’s all we know. | |
| [04:35] | Look at the size… Transfer student. | |
| [04:36] | This is the second-largest apartment on campus. | |
| [04:39] | You have to see the guys across the hall. | |
| [04:41] | Oh… my… god. I’ve only seen one… | |
| [04:44] | Look at the size of this place. Oh, my god. | |
| [04:47] | Is this the best place for a party, or what? | |
| [04:50] | Um… | |
| [04:53] | You guys are gonna kill me. | |
| [04:55] | What happened? | |
| [04:57] | I-I might not be living here. | |
| [04:59] | What? | |
| [05:01] | I-I saw this apartment. It’s… it’s this tiny, little place in Brooklyn. | |
| [05:04] | Wait. You’re ditching us? | |
| [05:06] | I just… when I saw this place, I couldn’t help it, you guys. | |
| [05:08] | I just had this vision of what it would be like to live there with Ben. | |
| [05:11] | So I-I took the place. | |
| [05:13] | Wow. I didn’t know you guys wanted to live together. | |
| [05:17] | I mean, he doesn’t… He doesn’t know about it yet. | |
| [05:19] | You took it without telling him? | |
| [05:20] | Well, I-I mean, yeah. | |
| [05:21] | But I can get rid of it if he doesn’t want to live there. | |
| [05:24] | You guys, don’t look at me like I’m crazy. I just… | |
| [05:27] | I just miss him, and when I saw this apartment, | |
| [05:29] | I couldn’t think of anything more romantic | |
| [05:31] | than staying there with him. | |
| [05:32] | Okay. reality check. | |
| [05:35] | I just spent the whole summer with Tracy, and I can tell you, | |
| [05:37] | what you think it’s gonna be like… | |
| [05:39] | It’s not gonna be like that. | |
| [05:40] | Well, he might not even want to do it. | |
| [05:43] | But I just had to warn you guys | |
| [05:45] | that maybe there’s, you know, a chance | |
| [05:47] | that, um, I might be living in Brooklyn this year. | |
| [05:50] | I’m sorry, guys. | |
| [05:52] | Okay, so if you’re leaving us, who’s gonna take your place? | |
| [05:55] | Meghan’s looking… No. No. Unh-unh. | |
| [05:57] | I’m just saying that’s a person who needs a place. | |
| [06:00] | I brought you a… a plant for your place. | |
| [06:04] | Sean: Tell us about your amazing summer. | |
| [06:06] | I-I spent the summer with my… my new boyfriend | |
| [06:09] | who’s amazing in bed. | |
| [06:13] | Okay. that’s very funny. | |
| [06:14] | Um, seriously, tell us where you’ve been. | |
| [06:17] | Um, i-i… you know, I spent the summer with the mak… | |
| [06:21] | The maker of this documentary, in Tuscany, | |
| [06:24] | and it was a mostly good time. | |
| [06:26] | Okay. | |
| [06:27] | [Both chuckle] | |
| [06:28] | What do you mean, “good”? | |
| [06:30] | “Good time”? | |
| [06:31] | What happened to “the most amazing summer of my life”? | |
| [06:33] | I think that was you. | |
| [06:34] | No, that wasn’t me. | |
| [06:36] | So, how was your summer? | |
| [06:38] | I don’t want to talk about it. | |
| [06:40] | Oh, come on, man. What happened? | |
| [06:43] | [Sighs] | |
| [06:44] | I ended up working in Orlando… | |
| [06:46] | At a certain theme park. | |
| [06:47] | Oh, really? How was that? | |
| [06:50] | Let’s just say not every female rodent character you meet | |
| [06:53] | is played by a female park employee. | |
| [06:55] | [Laughing] You’re kidding. | |
| [06:57] | No. Not so much. [Laughing] | |
| [06:59] | Uh, we spent the summer volunteering | |
| [07:01] | at the children’s hospital of buffalo. | |
| [07:03] | It was intense. I loved it. | |
| [07:04] | You should have seen him with those kids. | |
| [07:07] | He’s gonna be an amazing doctor. | |
| [07:09] | Thank you. | |
| [07:10] | Thank you. Thank you very much. | |
| [07:12] | I was gonna say the same thing about you. | |
| [07:14] | [Chuckles] | |
| [07:15] | Okay, wait. Okay. | |
| [07:16] | Sean: Now, last spring, you guys hadn’t had sex | |
| [07:18] | because of Tracy’s religious beliefs. | |
| [07:20] | No, and we still haven’t slept together, which is fine. | |
| [07:23] | Man: Hello! Because it’s not an issue with us anymore. | |
| [07:27] | [Chuckles] Excuse me. | |
| [07:31] | We’re gonna have a kegger across the hall, | |
| [07:33] | if you guys want to come party. | |
| [07:34] | Um… [Chuckles] | |
| [07:37] | Fine. Um, sure. | |
| [07:38] | Maybe later. | |
| [07:40] | Cool. Whenever. | |
| [07:44] | Sean: So, now that you’re back, | |
| [07:46] | are you guys worried about other students? | |
| [07:48] | I mean, you know, temptation. | |
| [07:50] | No. | |
| [07:52] | So, tell me, what about you? | |
| [07:54] | Are you excited to be a freshman? | |
| [07:55] | Oh, yeah. I preregistered and everything. | |
| [07:58] | And you know what? I can’t wait to rush. | |
| [08:00] | Oh, you’re gonna rush? | |
| [08:04] | Well… | |
| [08:05] | Okay, I don’t know what it is, really. | |
| [08:07] | It’s, you know… | |
| [08:08] | I just heard it’s something that freshman people do. | |
| [08:11] | Should I not do it? | |
| [08:12] | The worst part about my summer was towards the end | |
| [08:14] | when I started to look for Noel. | |
| [08:16] | I mean, I miss the guy, you know. | |
| [08:17] | He disappeared last year with Javier’s cousin. | |
| [08:19] | And then it turns out he left some cryptic message | |
| [08:22] | on his brother’s machine in June, | |
| [08:23] | and that’s all anybody knows. | |
| [08:25] | Sean: What? Are you serious? | |
| [08:26] | Yeah, yeah. Remember that girl, looks like the doritos chick? | |
| [08:29] | Wait a minute. This is our hook. | |
| [08:31] | What? There’s no hook here. This is my friend. | |
| [08:34] | No, no, no. That’s the theme of this episode. | |
| [08:36] | Every reality-based show needs a theme. | |
| [08:37] | This is our theme, man. This is it. | |
| [08:39] | It’s a mystery. It’s fantastic. | |
| [08:41] | Yeah, I like how you’re using Noel’s abduction for selfish reasons. | |
| [08:44] | No, that’s nice. What?! No, no, no, no, no. | |
| [08:47] | Richard! No, I’m not! No. Just don’t, Sean. | |
| [08:49] | Hey, it’s a show. I’m going home. | |
| [08:51] | Elena: I’m so mad at Noel. | |
| [08:53] | I don’t care where he is. That’s how mad I am. | |
| [08:56] | I just… [Sighs] | |
| [08:57] | I hope he’s all right. | |
| [08:59] | Wait. no one’s heard from Noel? | |
| [09:01] | Sean: Nope. No one. | |
| [09:02] | Not even Richard? No. | |
| [09:04] | You’re kidding. | |
| [09:06] | No. I was in Maine all summer. | |
| [09:08] | But, you know, I did… I expected to hear from him, | |
| [09:12] | at least get an e-mail or something, but no. | |
| [09:15] | God, what is he gonna do, miss his senior year? | |
| [09:18] | So, what do you think of that graphic? | |
| [09:20] | Felicity: I don’t like it. | |
| [09:21] | Why not? | |
| [09:22] | Because it’s hokey. And it’s not funny. | |
| [09:24] | What if something really happened to him? | |
| [09:26] | [Door opens] | |
| [09:29] | Hey! Hey! | |
| [09:31] | How are you? | |
| [09:32] | [Both giggling] | |
| [09:33] | How you doing? | |
| [09:42] | [Exhales deeply] | |
| [09:43] | I have something to ask you. | |
| [09:45] | Can I just ask you? Yeah. Sure. | |
| [09:47] | Um, I saw this apartment. | |
| [09:48] | It’s just this, uh… The sweetest little place. | |
| [09:50] | It just was a storage room for someone before, | |
| [09:52] | and now they’re gonna rent it out. | |
| [09:54] | And I just thought that… what? | |
| [09:56] | What? Do you… You want to live together? | |
| [09:59] | Is that a stupid idea? I mean… | |
| [10:01] | Or is it… | |
| [10:02] | You already took the place, didn’t you? | |
| [10:04] | You did. | |
| [10:05] | Sort of, but it will be so easy to get rid of. | |
| [10:08] | The manager said that there are a lot of people that wanted it. Yes. | |
| [10:11] | Are you sure? Yeah, let’s do it. | |
| [10:13] | Oh, this is gonna be so much fun. Yeah. | |
| [10:17] | Oh, I missed you. | |
| [10:18] | Yeah, I missed you, too. | |
| [10:20] | This is so heavy… | |
| [10:22] | Impossibly heavy! | |
| [10:24] | Okay. Put it up here. | |
| [10:26] | Aaah! | |
| [10:27] | Ow! | Ow! |
| [10:28] | [Sighs] | |
| [10:29] | Just don’t puss out on me, okay? | |
| [10:31] | We just got one more. Oh, my god. | |
| [10:34] | [Sighs] [Sighs] | |
| [10:35] | Look, I know you guys don’t want me staying here. | |
| [10:37] | That’s not true. [Sighs] | |
| [10:39] | Like crap it’s not true. | |
| [10:41] | Listen, I was supposed to stay with Earl. | |
| [10:43] | You remember Earl? Mm-hmm. | |
| [10:44] | But his parents rented the apartment to some jerk. | |
| [10:48] | I don’t know, my point is, | |
| [10:50] | that I know Sean put you up to this. | |
| [10:52] | I know you’re doing it more for the free furniture than anything, | |
| [10:54] | and I just want to say that… | |
| [10:59] | You know, that… | |
| [11:01] | You’re welcome. | |
| [11:02] | Great. You know what I mean. | |
| [11:03] | Yeah, we do. Okay. | |
| [11:04] | Okay, let’s go get the last heavy trunk. | |
| [11:07] | So, who’s this new girl? | |
| [11:09] | She’s from england. That’s all we know. | |
| [11:11] | She’ll be here in a couple weeks. | |
| [11:14] | [Footsteps approach] | |
| [11:22] | [Hinges creak] | |
| [11:26] | It’s great, isn’t it? | |
| [11:28] | [Laughs] [Sighs] | |
| [11:30] | And look at this over here. | |
| [11:33] | Oh, what… what’s… What… what is that? | |
| [11:35] | The breakfast nook. | |
| [11:37] | Oh, the, uh… The breakfast nook. | |
| [11:41] | [Chuckles] | |
| [11:43] | Yeah, it’s sort of… Sort of a hellhole. | |
| [11:44] | I mean, it definitely needs a good cleaning. | |
| [11:47] | It’s an actual hellhole. | |
| [11:48] | It’s just so… | |
| [11:50] | Dirty. It’s filthy. | |
| [11:51] | It’s so romantic. | |
| [11:53] | The electrical sockets don’t work. They surge. | |
| [11:55] | Has Ben said anything to you about it? | |
| [11:56] | I care way too much about her feelings | |
| [11:58] | to tell her what I really think about it. | |
| [11:59] | Do you think he likes it? I hate it. | |
| [12:01] | Sean: Yeah, he loves it. Really? | |
| [12:02] | Yeah, I hate it. | |
| [12:04] | Look, the interview’s over. | |
| [12:11] | Okay, here’s the latest. Sean: Go. | |
| [12:13] | Noel’s mother gets a phone call in mid-July | |
| [12:15] | wishing her a happy birthday. | |
| [12:16] | But the connection’s so staticky | |
| [12:17] | that when she asks him where he was, | |
| [12:18] | she couldn’t hear what he said. | |
| [12:20] | Oh, this is so good. No, it’s not good. It’s scary. | |
| [12:22] | Three weeks ago, Ryan, brother, | |
| [12:24] | gets a postcard in the mail | |
| [12:25] | of, uh, baseball legend Nolan Ryan | |
| [12:27] | with a handwritten note that says, | |
| [12:29] | “saw this and thought of you, love, Noel.” | |
| [12:31] | It was postmarked from Manhattan. | |
| [12:33] | Oh, I get it. Yeah. Noel and Ryan. | |
| [12:35] | Nolan Ryan. Good. | |
| [12:36] | Okay, I go to the housing office. | |
| [12:38] | Student body president, and I have a little clout over there. | |
| [12:40] | Turns out Noel hasn’t registered for housing | |
| [12:42] | and hasn’t even submitted his first tuition check yet, | |
| [12:45] | which can only indicate that he’s somewhere in the city, | |
| [12:48] | and he has no intention of returning to college. | |
| [12:51] | So, what are you gonna do about it? | |
| [12:53] | I’m gonna find him. | |
| [12:56] | As god is my witness, I’m gonna find him. | |
| [13:01] | [Hinges creak] | |
| [13:03] | Oh, no, no. | |
| [13:05] | Yeah, I know. | |
| [13:06] | Oh, no. | |
| [13:09] | Yeah, I know. | |
| [13:11] | Oh, no. | |
| [13:13] | I know, I know. | |
| [13:14] | You said “yes” to this? | |
| [13:15] | Well, I hadn’t seen it yet. | |
| [13:17] | This is where she wants to live? | |
| [13:18] | Yeah. there it is. | |
| [13:20] | What, the nook? | |
| [13:21] | Yeah, that’s the… That’s the breakfast nook. | |
| [13:23] | [Exhales deeply] | |
| [13:25] | Okay, uh, you got big problems. I know. | |
| [13:27] | And not only that, I got to find a new roommate now. This whole thing… | |
| [13:31] | [Motor rattling] | |
| [13:31] | What is that? That’ll probably go away. | |
| [13:34] | Let’s say it does go away, still, what the hell am I gonna do? | |
| [13:36] | Give me a second, okay? Genius takes a little time. | |
| [13:39] | And look at this. Look at this. | |
| [13:40] | [Water running] | |
| [13:42] | Look at this water. There’s, like, activity in the water. | |
| [13:45] | Oh! Okay. All right. This is bad. | |
| [13:47] | I know, and she loves this place. [Sighs] | |
| [13:49] | Okay, I got… I got one really good idea. | |
| [13:51] | When is Felicity getting back? | |
| [13:53] | Uh, she’s in a seminar, so a couple hours. | |
| [13:56] | A couple hours? Good. Okay. | |
| [13:58] | Javier: Okay. | |
| [13:59] | Ever since I was a little kid, | |
| [14:01] | my, uh, my mama used to say to me… | |
| [14:03] | She’d say, “jota…” Sean: Jota? | |
| [14:05] | Yeah, that’s her little “nickel” name for me. Yeah. | |
| [14:07] | She’d say, “jota, study real hard, okay?” | |
| [14:10] | “Study, study, study, you know, | |
| [14:12] | “so one day you can, you know, | |
| [14:14] | grow up and go to university.” | |
| [14:16] | It was like a big issue with her… | |
| [14:18] | Like huge deal, you know? | |
| [14:20] | Because no one’s ever gone to college in my family. | |
| [14:23] | But the thing was, i-i-i-i didn’t want to go. | |
| [14:26] | Why’s that? | |
| [14:27] | Well, you know, I was young. | |
| [14:29] | I wanted to party and be wild, | |
| [14:31] | and, you know, be experimental and stuff like that, you know. | |
| [14:34] | And, you know, I… | |
| [14:36] | This is back in the day when I had hair, you know? | |
| [14:40] | So… [Exhales deeply] | |
| [14:41] | The day I’m supposed to take the Spanish equivalent | |
| [14:45] | of, um, the s.A.T.S here, | |
| [14:47] | um, I went to the beach instead with Guillermo, yeah. | |
| [14:50] | It broke my mama’s heart, you know. | |
| [14:52] | So that’s why I want to go now. | |
| [14:54] | Your mother must be very proud of you now. | |
| [14:56] | Well, she doesn’t even know. | |
| [14:57] | She doesn’t know I’m going to college. | |
| [14:59] | No. She doesn’t know. | |
| [15:00] | I haven’t told her that I’m a freshman. | |
| [15:01] | Jota, why? | |
| [15:03] | [Laughs] | |
| [15:04] | Well, no… in December is her 65th birthday. | |
| [15:08] | And for her present, | |
| [15:10] | I’m gonna give her one of my report cards… | |
| [15:14] | Uh, assuming that my grades are okay. | |
| [15:21] | Maybe I should go study. | |
| [15:22] | Yeah. okay. | |
| [15:23] | Well, I’ll call you later. | |
| [15:24] | Okay. Good luck. All right. Thank you. Bye. | |
| [15:31] | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| [15:32] | Wait a sec, wait a sec. | |
| [15:34] | Hey, I got, uh, our first major appliance, | |
| [15:36] | so just hold on. | |
| [15:37] | Is it a coffee machine? We need one so desperately. | |
| [15:39] | Hold on a second, babe. | |
| [15:40] | [Laughing] What are you doing? | |
| [15:42] | Okay. Hold on. Hold on. | |
| [15:48] | Huh? | |
| [15:50] | Apparently, the picture on this thing is unbelievable. | |
| [15:52] | And as soon as we get cable, we’re gonna have, like, | |
| [15:54] | our own home-theater system. | |
| [15:57] | And if you want, we can hook up speakers all around the room, | |
| [15:59] | then we can have, like, surround sound. | |
| [16:01] | I think it will be great, you know what I mean? | |
| [16:04] | That, um, I mean, that must have been p-pretty expensive, right? | |
| [16:09] | It was. Yeah. Uh, Sean knew a guy. | |
| [16:12] | Oh. Sean. Yeah. | |
| [16:14] | What did you get? | |
| [16:15] | The, you know, just… You know, shampoo | |
| [16:18] | and cleaning stuff, like that, you know? | |
| [16:20] | I’m glad I saw you. I’m on my… | |
| [16:23] | Mm. | |
| [16:25] | Could you, uh… | |
| [16:27] | Could you be careful? Sorry. | |
| [16:29] | It’s okay. It’s just there was no other place to put it. | |
| [16:31] | Every other socket I plugged it into sparked, so… | |
| [16:36] | You don’t think it’s too big, do you? | |
| [16:40] | Do you? | |
| [16:43] | Um… | |
| [16:45] | No. | |
| [16:46] | You sure? | |
| [16:48] | Yeah. All right, then… | |
| [16:49] | You know what? We’ll watch really romantic movies on it. | |
| [16:52] | Yeah. [Both laugh] | |
| [16:53] | All right, I got to go. I’ll be back in a couple hours. | |
| [16:57] | Bye. | |
| [16:58] | Bye. | |
| [17:01] | [Door opens] | |
| [17:03] | So we hear footsteps outside the door. | |
| [17:05] | And we both freeze. | |
| [17:07] | Oh, stop! [Laughter] | |
| [17:10] | It’s my parents. | |
| [17:11] | They’re stunned, and Sean looks up, and he goes, | |
| [17:14] | “Mr. and Mrs. Rotundi, you have a really comfortable bed.” | |
| [17:17] | [Laughs] [Telephone ringing] | |
| [17:22] | Hello. | |
| [17:23] | Hey, how’s it going with Meghan? Do you hate me? | |
| [17:26] | No. We’re having fun. We’re painting the, uh, kitchen. | |
| [17:29] | It’s gonna look great. | |
| [17:30] | Oh. Well, good. | |
| [17:32] | So, how’s it going over there? Really good. | |
| [17:35] | Um, hey, you know theater five at the angelika? | |
| [17:38] | Yeah. | |
| [17:39] | Well, we have a TV over here that’s bigger than that screen. | |
| [17:42] | I thought you said your place was tiny. | |
| [17:44] | Yeah, I did. | |
| [17:45] | Hey, so I might need to borrow your vcr. | |
| [17:47] | Anytime. so… | |
| [17:49] | Have you guys, uh, christened the apartment yet? | |
| [17:51] | [Laughs] Uh, tonight. | |
| [17:52] | I think we’re gonna have, like, a romant… [feet scuffling] | |
| [17:56] | Hello? What? | |
| [17:57] | Uh, sorry. Nothing. I just thought I saw a bug. | |
| [18:00] | But it couldn’t have been a bug… | |
| [18:02] | That big. | |
| [18:05] | Let me see please, uh… Ooh, that’s pretty. | |
| [18:08] | Nice and plain, right there. That one in there. | |
| [18:10] | Yes, that one. | |
| [18:12] | So, no one of my relatives knows where Natalie is. | |
| [18:17] | Not even Norma, and she’s like the nexislexis of the family. | |
| [18:20] | [Sighs] Wherever Noel is | |
| [18:22] | has become like this unsubstantiated mystery, | |
| [18:25] | and I don’t like it one bit. | |
| [18:29] | This is pretty. | |
| [18:30] | Sean: But you’re not upset enough to not go shopping? | |
| [18:33] | Well, I forgot to get my mother a gift, | |
| [18:35] | so I gotta get her something. Mmm. | |
| [18:37] | Could we… could we, like, inscribe in here | |
| [18:39] | “made in espana”? | |
| [18:41] | Can we do that please? | |
| [18:42] | [Up-tempo music plays] | |
| [18:47] | [Chuckles] What? | |
| [18:54] | [Feet scuffling] Oh, my god! | |
| [18:56] | What? | |
| [18:57] | There’s a bug. A… a giant bug. | |
| [18:59] | Oh, man. You gave me a heart attack. | |
| [19:01] | It’s… it’s so huge. It’s under the TV. | |
| [19:04] | So what? | |
| [19:05] | Not “so what.” You got to go… | |
| [19:06] | Please just go get it. It’s way over there. | |
| [19:08] | The apartment isn’t big enough for “way over there.” | |
| [19:10] | Please, will you just go get it? | |
| [19:12] | [Sighs] | |
| [19:14] | You’re… you’re gonna need a little more than that napkin. | |
| [19:17] | Uh, yeah, the bug can’t be that big. | |
| [19:19] | [Loud whirring] [Clears throat] | |
| [19:22] | Ben, the bug. | |
| [19:23] | Forget the bug. What the hell are they doing down there? | |
| [19:25] | Who cares? Let’s kill the mutant roach. | |
| [19:27] | And then the sound will go away. | |
| [19:29] | See, the sound doesn’t go away. | |
| [19:30] | It went on this afternoon for, like, an hour. | |
| [19:32] | [Whirring, foot pounding] | |
| [19:34] | Excuse me! Excuse me. | |
| [19:36] | Could you… could you cut that out, please?! | |
| [19:38] | I’ll get the bug myself. | |
| [19:39] | Excuse me. | |
| [19:40] | You want to cut that out down there?! | |
| [19:42] | Could you turn it off, please? | |
| [19:44] | Ben, it’s probably the pipes. We’ll call the manager in the morning. | |
| [19:46] | If they keep this up, I swear to god I’m gonna kick someone’s ass. | |
| [19:49] | [Knock on door] | |
| [19:53] | [Russian accent] I live downstairs. | |
| [19:55] | I’m really sorry, but when I turn on my bathtub, | |
| [19:59] | what happens… It’s the pipes go bang. | |
| [20:02] | [Chuckles] | |
| [20:03] | Well, you know, don’t worry about it. I mean… | |
| [20:05] | There’s nothing you can do. | |
| [20:06] | I’ll call the manager again | |
| [20:08] | and tell him to fix it. | |
| [20:10] | Okay. No pressure. | |
| [20:11] | I mean, do it whenever you can, okay? | |
| [20:15] | All right, uh… | |
| [20:17] | Good night. | |
| [20:18] | Good night. | Good night. |
| [20:20] | [Pipes banging] | |
| [20:25] | What? | |
| [20:27] | Nice ass-kicking. | |
| [20:28] | What was I gonna do? | |
| [20:29] | I told you it was the pipes. | |
| [20:30] | I said we could call the manager in the morning. | |
| [20:32] | All of a sudden… Oh, my god! | |
| [20:33] | [Feet scuffling] Jesus, that’s a big bug. | |
| [20:35] | Oh, my god. | |
| [20:36] | Okay, did you get any bug spray? | |
| [20:38] | The cleaning stuff. I just got cleaning stuff. Okay. | |
| [20:40] | Yeah, but that’s not gonna do anything to it. | |
| [20:42] | It’ll disorient him and then he’s… he’s gonna get the shoe. | |
| [20:48] | I can hear him breathing. | |
| [20:51] | Could you grab me the lamp, please? | |
| [21:00] | Oh! Oh, my god! | |
| [21:02] | Whoa! Jeez, okay. Unplug the lamp. | |
| [21:04] | I am, I am, I am. Great. Now we got a fire. | |
| [21:07] | I’ve been through this before. We need a fire extinguisher. | |
| [21:09] | Under the sink. | |
| [21:10] | Oh, my god! | |
| [21:12] | I know, I know. I’m putting it out. | |
| [21:13] | No, there’s more bugs down here. | |
| [21:15] | We got a fire. I think this gets priority. | |
| [21:17] | Okay, watch out. | |
| [21:20] | Oh. | |
| [21:21] | [Groans] | |
| [21:22] | Now what do we do? I don’t know. | |
| [21:24] | [Knock on door] | |
| [21:26] | Hi, guess who came okay to… Fire! Ay! | |
| [21:30] | I don’t… | |
| [21:34] | Ooh, I don’t like that TV. | |
| [21:37] | Clear, clear! Down, down! | |
| [21:41] | Down! | |
| [21:46] | I hear yelling. Is everything okay? | |
| [21:49] | Yeah, just a little fire. | |
| [21:51] | Bugs. Fire and bugs. | |
| [21:54] | Okay, please tell me she doesn’t live in the building. | |
| [21:56] | Drop it. | |
| [22:02] | Elena and I both wanted this one class, | |
| [22:04] | “introduction to emergency medicine research methodology.” | |
| [22:08] | It’s an elective limited to 25 students. | |
| [22:10] | You get in through lottery. | |
| [22:12] | What they do is you get a number sealed in an envelope, | |
| [22:15] | 1 through 25 get the class. | |
| [22:17] | The rest? Sorry for you. | |
| [22:19] | Elena: We both were being real competitive | |
| [22:20] | about getting into the class. | |
| [22:21] | So I said, “let’s wait to open the envelopes”, | |
| [22:23] | let’s go to dinner, and open the envelopes at the restaurant.” | |
| [22:25] | Tracy: So I agreed. | |
| [22:26] | But, uh, you know, there’s too much pressure. | |
| [22:28] | You know, and I got enough pressure going on as it is. | |
| [22:31] | So, uh, I opened the envelopes and, uh, got all sneaky with it. | |
| [22:37] | It had the little gummy seals. | |
| [22:39] | What I saw was that I got in, and Elena didn’t, so… | |
| [22:44] | The plan was if both of us got in | |
| [22:46] | or if neither one of us got in, we would split the dinner. | |
| [22:49] | But if one of us got in, that person would pay. | |
| [22:51] | Tracy: So I switched the numbers. | |
| [22:53] | I gave her my number because I know she really, really wanted that class. | |
| [22:57] | So we ordered way too much food sort of as a joke, | |
| [23:00] | and then we opened the envelopes. | |
| [23:02] | So, when I look at the numbers, I see I got my old number back. | |
| [23:07] | She switched the numbers, see? | |
| [23:09] | My baby switched the numbers. | |
| [23:12] | It just gave me chills, you know. | |
| [23:13] | Elena: He really wanted that class. | |
| [23:15] | I mean, it meant a lot to him. | |
| [23:18] | I mean, he got all teary-eyed and everything. | |
| [23:20] | But don’t tell him I told you. | |
| [23:25] | It was the best free dinner I ever had. | |
| [23:29] | He punched the glass and cut his hand open. | |
| [23:31] | We spent three hours | |
| [23:32] | at the university hospital emergency room. | |
| [23:34] | Oh, my god. | |
| [23:36] | Six stitches. | |
| [23:39] | Six stitches is nothing. | |
| [23:41] | I got 15 in my right ass cheek. | |
| [23:43] | What happened? | |
| [23:44] | None of your business. | |
| [23:46] | [Chuckles] | |
| [23:47] | Maybe living together so soon was a mistake. | |
| [23:50] | Hey, don’t think you’re moving back in here | |
| [23:51] | and kicking me out. | |
| [23:52] | No, I’m just wondering. | |
| [23:54] | I mean, it’s only been one day and already there’s… | |
| [23:57] | There’s just so much stuff to deal with. | |
| [24:01] | Not to mention this woman who lives downstairs. | |
| [24:03] | She’s so… god, she’s so beautiful, and Ben was like… | |
| [24:07] | A guy. | |
| [24:08] | Such a guy. | |
| [24:10] | God. | |
| [24:11] | You should have seen this rat. | |
| [24:13] | I thought you said it was a bug. | |
| [24:14] | No, there is a bug, too. | |
| [24:15] | So, we barely sleep all night, right? | |
| [24:17] | And then this morning, we wake up and we’re just so cranky. | |
| [24:21] | And it’s just not… | |
| [24:23] | Not what I thought it was gonna be, I guess. | |
| [24:25] | You guys haven’t gotten it on yet, huh? | |
| [24:28] | There have been too many distractions to get anything on. | |
| [24:31] | Just like I was saying to Sean, | |
| [24:33] | domestication is the enemy of romance. | |
| [24:35] | That is so not true. | |
| [24:38] | Okay, who wants to take a relationship I.Q. Test | |
| [24:40] | and compare notes? | |
| [24:42] | I agree with Julie. | |
| [24:43] | What are you gonna do? | |
| [24:45] | I’m not gonna give up. | |
| [24:46] | Well, remember you can always move back in here. | |
| [24:48] | Thank you. | |
| [24:52] | I’m not going anywhere. | |
| [24:53] | Don’t bully me. | |
| [24:57] | Okay. | |
| [25:02] | [Sighs] | |
| [25:05] | Do you mind if I lie here for a little bit? | |
| [25:07] | Reminisce about what it used to be like | |
| [25:09] | to live in this… This perfect environment? | |
| [25:12] | Uh, sorry it’s not working out. | |
| [25:14] | There’s just so much crap to deal with. | |
| [25:16] | I mean, it’s not like living here | |
| [25:18] | or in the dorm where everything is taken care of. | |
| [25:20] | There’s just… there’s just so much crap. | |
| [25:22] | Yeah, that’s true. | |
| [25:24] | An “apartment” is really the wrong word for it. | |
| [25:25] | It should be called a hassle. Yeah. | |
| [25:26] | That way if someone says, | |
| [25:28] | “hey, man, you want to get a hassle together,” you’re like, “no.” | |
| [25:31] | The TV really didn’t help at all | |
| [25:32] | because it’s become, like, this fort | |
| [25:34] | for all the animals and insects. | |
| [25:35] | You got to get an exterminator. | |
| [25:36] | I know. I did that. One came this morning. | |
| [25:38] | Good. | |
| [25:39] | But you know what? It’s weird living with somebody. | |
| [25:42] | I mean, it’s not like staying in a motel | |
| [25:44] | where… where again everything’s there and taken care of. | |
| [25:47] | I mean, we had a 20-minute conversation | |
| [25:49] | about where to put the forks. | |
| [25:51] | The forks? | |
| [25:52] | Yeah, the forks. | |
| [25:53] | I mean, it’s like, “you want the forks here?” | |
| [25:55] | “Wherever you want them. Do you want them here?” | |
| [25:57] | “Here’s good.” Do you know what I mean? | |
| [25:58] | It was like… It was like nuts. | |
| [26:00] | Okay, Ben. It’s been one night. | |
| [26:02] | I know, but that… That’s my point. | |
| [26:04] | So you know what? Get a new place. | |
| [26:05] | I can’t. I don’t have the time or the money. | |
| [26:07] | The place is dirt cheap, which is appropriate. Okay, you know what? | |
| [26:09] | You got to approach it the same way I do business ventures, okay? | |
| [26:12] | One step at a time. | |
| [26:14] | Seriously, y-you can’t just do it all at once. | |
| [26:16] | Like with me, step one… Get a great idea. | |
| [26:19] | Step two… Build the prototype. | |
| [26:20] | And step three… testing, | |
| [26:21] | which, by the way, is the crucial phase. | |
| [26:23] | So one step at a time. | |
| [26:25] | Yep. | |
| [26:27] | Well, the sink is leaking. | |
| [26:29] | I could fix the sink. There you go. | |
| [26:31] | Yeah, I’m gonna go fix the sink. | |
| [26:33] | I’m gonna lie down for five more minutes, okay? | |
| [26:36] | Okay? | |
| [26:37] | Yeah, lie down, Ben. | |
| [26:39] | [Sighs] | |
| [26:42] | My… my birth father was sick. | |
| [26:43] | He needed a… a kidney transplant. | |
| [26:46] | So I tested to see if I was a match. | |
| [26:50] | And I wasn’t. | |
| [26:51] | So… | |
| [26:53] | I got to know him a little bit, though. | |
| [26:55] | He was a totally amazing guy. | |
| [26:58] | He, um, died on July 7th. | |
| [27:03] | So… | |
| [27:04] | You know, I’m just really glad I got to know him | |
| [27:06] | as well as I did. | |
| [27:10] | I’m making Rosemary chicken. It’s my mom’s recipe. | |
| [27:13] | Sean: Hey, how are your parents doing? | |
| [27:16] | Uh… | |
| [27:17] | They’re, um… | |
| [27:19] | They’re… they’re getting divorced, so… | |
| [27:22] | But, hey, let’s talk about Rosemary chicken. | |
| [27:24] | That sounds delicious. | |
| [27:26] | Ben’s gonna love it. | |
| [27:29] | [Water running] | |
| [27:32] | [Knock on door] | |
| [27:33] | [Groans] | |
| [27:37] | Excuse me to bother you, | |
| [27:39] | but I spoke with the manager, | |
| [27:41] | and he told me I could not use my bathtub | |
| [27:43] | because the pipes might explode. | |
| [27:45] | But I’m a dancer, | |
| [27:47] | and I really need to take a bath for my back. | |
| [27:49] | Is there any way I can take your bathtub? | |
| [27:51] | Oh, you… you want to use… use my bathtub? | |
| [27:55] | Okay? | |
| [27:56] | Look, look, my girlfriend’s on… on her way home. | |
| [27:59] | I don’t really think so. | |
| [28:00] | Please, please, please. I’ll be very soon. No. | |
| [28:03] | Can I just see if it works? | |
| [28:04] | Um… | |
| [28:08] | Okay. | |
| [28:16] | Hey, what is that? | |
| [28:18] | What? | |
| [28:19] | That light. That red light. | |
| [28:21] | Are you videotaping us? | |
| [28:23] | No. What? No, no, no, no. | |
| [28:25] | You son of a bitch. | |
| [28:27] | Come on, I thought it’d be fun. | |
| [28:29] | That’s not a good place for it. | |
| [28:31] | It’s such a limited angle. | |
| [28:32] | You want it over here on the side, you idiot. | |
| [28:34] | [Cellphone rings] Hey. | |
| [28:35] | You know what? | |
| [28:36] | Don’t call me an idiot, okay? | |
| [28:38] | I’m a documentarian. | |
| [28:40] | I have a little camera-savvy. | |
| [28:43] | Blumberg productions. | |
| [28:44] | She’s in the bathtub. | |
| [28:45] | Hello? I can’t hear you. Hello? | |
| [28:47] | I said, “she’s in the bathtub.” | |
| [28:49] | Who’s in the bathtub? | |
| [28:50] | The… the supermodel. | |
| [28:52] | [Laughing] Your ne… Your neighbor? | |
| [28:53] | Hey, is that Ben? | |
| [28:54] | I heard about that neighbor. She’s in the bathtub? | |
| [28:56] | What the hell’s she doing in the bathtub, man? | |
| [28:58] | I don’t… I don’t know. She just asked to use it. | |
| [29:00] | Let me talk to him. Hey, Ben. | |
| [29:03] | If that girl is in your bathtub, your ass is grass. | |
| [29:05] | You understand me? Can you put Sean back on, please? | |
| [29:09] | Hey, man, listen. I don’t know what to do. | |
| [29:11] | She just came in and started using it. I couldn’t stop her. | |
| [29:13] | Okay, well, I guarantee that excuse is not gonna hold up. | |
| [29:16] | Oh, my god, she’s home. Okay, I gotta go, I gotta go. | |
| [29:20] | Hi. | |
| [29:21] | Hey. | |
| [29:25] | Hi. | |
| [29:26] | Hi. I’m brigette… | |
| [29:29] | Posterchek. | |
| [29:30] | Hello. | |
| [29:38] | Can… can I talk to you for a second? | |
| [29:39] | Yeah. | |
| [29:41] | Okay. | |
| [29:53] | What is she doing in our living room bathtub? | |
| [29:55] | I know. Uh, the manager didn’t want her to use hers. | |
| [29:58] | That’s actually your answer? I know, I know. | |
| [30:01] | She’s gonna be out of here in a couple minutes. I’m sorry. | |
| [30:03] | I was… I was planning on making you a romantic dinner, | |
| [30:07] | but where would you two like it? | |
| [30:09] | In here or would it be better out there? Wait a second. | |
| [30:10] | I’m really sorry. No, seriously, it’ll be fun. | |
| [30:12] | I think I saw a TV out there, too. | |
| [30:14] | Wait a second. I-I didn’t even want to be here at all. | |
| [30:16] | The only reason I said “yes” to this | |
| [30:18] | is because you wanted it, not me. | |
| [30:20] | You never even asked me if living together | |
| [30:21] | was something I’d ever thought about. | |
| [30:23] | I did ask you. You could have said “no” to this place. | |
| [30:25] | How the hell am I supposed to say “no” to you after you already took it? | |
| [30:28] | I mean, there was no saying “no” to moving in with you. | |
| [30:30] | Is that what you wish, that you would have said “no”? | |
| [30:32] | Well, I absolutely never would have taken this place. | |
| [30:35] | Well, that’s a problem that shouldn’t be too hard to fix. | |
| [30:38] | [Cellphone rings] | |
| [30:39] | Look, I was just… | |
| [30:40] | I was trying to make this place work for me. | |
| [30:42] | Yeah, I saw the bathtub. | |
| [30:43] | I was trying to fix the pipes. | |
| [30:45] | You know, I bought a coffee machine. | |
| [30:50] | They found Noel? | |
| [31:04] | Sean: All right, so what do you got? | |
| [31:05] | Okay, so, uh, I went around with these pictures, | |
| [31:07] | uh, asking what people knew. | |
| [31:09] | Um, I finally found a girl who works at the skippy club | |
| [31:12] | who says she, uh, she knows a guy who… who heard | |
| [31:15] | that Natalie was hanging out with a guy named Leon. | |
| [31:18] | Apparently some wild guy. | |
| [31:19] | So, I’m kind of nervous about going there by myself, | |
| [31:22] | so, you know, that’s why I’m calling everybody. | |
| [31:25] | The manager didn’t want her to use hers. | |
| [31:27] | I cannot believe that is what he said. | |
| [31:29] | Then he just walked out with that girl still in the bathtub? Yeah. | |
| [31:32] | What do you know? I saw that woman, okay? | |
| [31:35] | And she remind me a lot of my cousin. | |
| [31:36] | That girl can get anything she wants, no matter what. | |
| [31:39] | He could have said “no.” | |
| [31:40] | Sean: Just don’t be mad at him. | |
| [31:41] | He wasn’t into that girl. He called me. | |
| [31:43] | He was freaked out. He wasn’t happy about it. | |
| [31:45] | Richard: Okay, here we are. | |
| [31:47] | My private dick work has taken us here. | |
| [31:49] | We’ll hear about your dick work later. | |
| [31:53] | [Rock music plays] Man: Yeah? | |
| [31:55] | Yeah, is this Leon? | |
| [31:57] | Yeah. | |
| [31:58] | Could we talk to you for a minute… | |
| [32:01] | About a friend of ours? | |
| [32:10] | Guys! | |
| [32:11] | Oh, it is so good to see you. | |
| [32:14] | Wow! Hey. | |
| [32:15] | Wow, you smell good. | |
| [32:17] | Oh, hey. | |
| [32:18] | What the hell is with this “Leon” crap? | |
| [32:20] | Look at your hair. Man, who are you? | |
| [32:23] | Leon… it’s “Noel” spelled backwards. | |
| [32:25] | It’s just a joke with a circle of people I’m… | |
| [32:27] | Uh, come in. Come on, come on. | |
| [32:29] | ♪ Can’t wait for summer | |
| [32:35] | Noel: Yeah, I’m sorry it’s such a mess. | |
| [32:37] | We’re, uh, we’re packing. | |
| [32:39] | We’re going away for the weekend, so, you know… | |
| [32:42] | Felicity: Noel, what’s going on? | |
| [32:43] | We’ve all been worried about you. | |
| [32:45] | Me? Yeah? Huh. | |
| [32:47] | Why? | |
| [32:48] | You haven’t called anyone all summer. | |
| [32:51] | Because we’re all back in school and you’re not. | |
| [32:53] | Yeah, I meant to call you, I did. | |
| [32:55] | Everything’s just… It’s been so crazy. | |
| [32:57] | It’s been crazy?! | |
| [32:59] | You haven’t called me all summer? | |
| [33:00] | You just took off. You left me in the apartment. | |
| [33:02] | I had to pack and move out by myself. | |
| [33:04] | Hey, where’d you go, man? | |
| [33:05] | Cuba. Yeah, how crazy is that? | |
| [33:07] | I mean, we went through Canada. | |
| [33:08] | We were there for, like, a month, so it was, uh… | |
| [33:10] | Natalie: Oh, hi! Hey. | |
| [33:12] | Hey, Javier. Don’t you “hey” me. | |
| [33:14] | Are you crazy messing around with my friend’s little head? | |
| [33:17] | We should go if we’re gonna make that plane. | |
| [33:19] | We’ll be back, uh, Monday, probably, um… | |
| [33:23] | Can we, like, get together then… | |
| [33:24] | Just wait a second. What about college? | |
| [33:26] | I mean, I don’t understand. | |
| [33:27] | Yeah, I’m not going back. | |
| [33:29] | I decided this summer to let the good times roll, you know. | |
| [33:32] | I mean, I think I see what he’s trying to do. | |
| [33:35] | I mean, Noel’s trying to be impulsive and… and fun. | |
| [33:39] | That’s what I was trying to do with the apartment. | |
| [33:42] | But, god, you saw how different he looked. | |
| [33:46] | Yeah, I don’t know what we should do. | |
| [33:48] | What did I tell you? That Natalie girl is capital “t” trouble. | |
| [33:50] | Tracy: I’m telling you. | |
| [33:51] | It’s like the dude’s been hypnotized or something. | |
| [33:54] | I mean, that is not the guy I met last year. | |
| [33:57] | What’s a Leon, yo? | |
| [33:59] | I’m thinking of calling the police, uh… | |
| [34:01] | I don’t really know what to say. | |
| [34:04] | But I’m going back to my buddy, you know. | |
| [34:08] | It’s like nam. | |
| [34:11] | I’m going back in for my friend. | |
| [34:14] | So, I think I’m gonna give up your friend’s place. | |
| [34:17] | No! Don’t give up on it so fast. | |
| [34:21] | There’s… there’s always things you will need to fix | |
| [34:23] | in a new place. | |
| [34:25] | Samuel and I… we had to get our whole place re-piped up. | |
| [34:29] | No, I know we could, you know, fix it up eventually, but… | |
| [34:33] | [Sighs] | |
| [34:34] | I can just tell, I mean, even after one night. | |
| [34:38] | There’s this pressure living together. | |
| [34:41] | Not just, you know, all the stuff in the apartment, but… | |
| [34:46] | I don’t know. | |
| [34:48] | It’s just going through all of it together. | |
| [34:51] | Mm-hmm. | |
| [34:52] | Yeah, well, that I cannot argue. | |
| [34:55] | Whatever place you get, it’s… It’s tough no matter what. | |
| [35:01] | Well, um, I’ll see you at Dean & DeLuca. | |
| [35:05] | Oh, no. You are not taking the subway. | |
| [35:08] | Javier, I’m fine. | |
| [35:09] | I will not hear that. No, here, please. | |
| [35:12] | Please. | |
| [35:13] | Thank you. | |
| [35:14] | Okay. | |
| [35:15] | [Both chuckle] | |
| [35:16] | I love you. | |
| [35:17] | I love you. | |
| [35:20] | Ooh, there’s a cab for you. | |
| [35:22] | [Whistles] | |
| [35:23] | Come here! [Speaking Spanish] | |
| [35:34] | [Sobs] | |
| [35:35] | Hey. | |
| [35:37] | Hey. | |
| [35:38] | You okay? | |
| [35:40] | Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. | |
| [35:42] | [Sobs] | |
| [35:45] | Thinking about your dad? | |
| [35:46] | [Inhales, exhales deeply] | |
| [35:50] | You know what, um… | |
| [35:52] | I would really like to be alone right now, okay? | |
| [35:56] | Um, okay, well… | |
| [35:58] | If you want to talk… | |
| [36:12] | Sean: So you walked out on her? | |
| [36:14] | Yes. I-I know I shouldn’t have taken off on her. | |
| [36:17] | But I just [sighs]… | |
| [36:20] | I get so… I get so frustrated | |
| [36:22] | with that stupid apartment, you know. | |
| [36:23] | I mean, I don’t get it. | |
| [36:25] | Somehow through all the vermin and the filth, | |
| [36:28] | she sees something beautiful in that place. | |
| [36:29] | Well, I got news for you, pal. | |
| [36:31] | Felicity looks at you through those same eyes. | |
| [36:36] | Wait, wait. | Wait, wait. |
| [36:37] | Can I come? No. | |
| [36:39] | Come on! | |
| [36:44] | Hey. | |
| [36:45] | Hey. | |
| [36:47] | What are you doing? | |
| [36:49] | Uh, just finishing up. One second. | |
| [36:57] | Um, I’m… I’m really sorry about the bath thing. | |
| [37:01] | I, uh… | |
| [37:02] | I wanted to say “no,” and I should have said “no.” | |
| [37:06] | And I really… I-I didn’t even look when she got in. | |
| [37:09] | And, anyway, it doesn’t matter. | |
| [37:11] | There’s no excuses. I’m just… | |
| [37:12] | I’m sorry. | |
| [37:14] | I mean, yes, there are things about this apartment that I hate, | |
| [37:17] | but we’re gonna fix those things, and we’re gonna make this work. | |
| [37:20] | We’re getting rid of the cineplex. I already called the guy. | |
| [37:22] | We’re gonna tell brigette posterchek | |
| [37:24] | that, uh, she has to use her own bathroom. | |
| [37:27] | And we’re gonna fix this, and we’re gonna make this great. | |
| [37:32] | I already gave up the apartment. | |
| [37:34] | What? what do you mean? | |
| [37:36] | Yeah, I saw the manager in the hall and, uh, it’s gone. | |
| [37:40] | So you can move back in with Sean, | |
| [37:43] | and I’ll go back to the dorm. | |
| [37:45] | Are you serious? | |
| [37:46] | You… you really gave it up? | |
| [37:47] | I was just thinking, you know, that… | |
| [37:51] | I mean, the first two years of college were rough enough. | |
| [37:55] | I mean, this year I want to have fun. | |
| [37:58] | You know? | |
| [38:00] | Living together was a romantic idea, but just a lot of work. | |
| [38:04] | Yeah, it was a lot. A little… | |
| [38:06] | A little much. | |
| [38:07] | Yeah, it’s a little much. | |
| [38:09] | Yeah. | |
| [38:11] | We still have the apartment for tonight, though, right? | |
| [38:14] | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| [38:19] | ♪ We get it on most every night ♪ [Felicity laughing] | |
| [38:23] | ♪ When that moon is big and bright ♪ | |
| [38:26] | ♪ it’s a supernatural delight | |
| [38:30] | you know, I was thinking that, um… | |
| [38:34] | You know, maybe one day when we’re out of college | |
| [38:36] | and… and all mature and ready… | |
| [38:39] | [Laughing] Yeah. | |
| [38:41] | You know, if things worked out, it would be fun… | |
| [38:44] | To, uh, to get a place together. | |
| [38:47] | You really want that? | |
| [38:49] | You know I would. | |
| [38:51] | ♪ They keep things loose, they keep it tight ♪ | |
| [38:54] | ♪ everybody’s dancing in the moonlight ♪ | |
| [39:00] | ♪ dancing in the moonlight | |
| [39:02] | ♪ everybody’s feeling warm and bright ♪ | |
| [39:06] | Except we’d get a really bright, sunny place | |
| [39:08] | with no bugs. | |
| [39:10] | Yeah, and, uh, a basketball court on the roof. | |
| [39:13] | And a huge art studio. | |
| [39:15] | Yeah, and a TV bigger than that one. | |
| [39:18] | Ah, that’s impossible. | |
| [39:19] | [Laughs] | |
| [39:20] | [Laughs] | |
| [39:22] | ♪ We like our fun and we never fight ♪ | |
| [39:28] | Something big is going to happen with Noel. | |
| [39:29] | And whatever it is, you know, | |
| [39:30] | it’s gonna be a lot of trouble, you know. | |
| [39:32] | I-I know this, okay. | |
| [39:34] | I’m psychic. | |
| [39:35] | Oh, wait! | |
| [39:37] | Okay, watch my head. | |
| [39:39] | Oh, my gosh. Aaahh! | |
| [39:40] | You all right? | |
| [39:42] | [Laughs] Don’t drop me! | |
| [39:43] | Oh. | |
| [39:44] | Aah! [Laughs] | |
| [39:47] | I would never drop you… Ever… | |
| [39:49] | Mrs. Crane. | |
| [39:50] | Oh, Mr. Crane. | |
| [39:52] | ♪ Dancing in the moonlight | |
| [40:02] | [Instrumental music plays] | |
| [40:32] | [Music ends] |