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| [00:01] | Previously on “Felicity”… | |
| [00:02] | What are you doing tomorrow? You have plans with Wade? | |
| [00:04] | I really don’t want to talk about Wade right now. | |
| [00:06] | What do you want to talk about? | |
| [00:09] | I don’t know anybody that’s waiting until they’re married. | |
| [00:11] | Yeah, you do. | |
| [00:13] | – You don’t need Ben. – No Ben. No. | |
| [00:16] | – No. | – No. I don’t. |
| [00:19] | I don’t need Ben. | |
| [00:21] | You know what that is? | |
| [00:22] | It’s a film canister. | |
| [00:25] | No. It’s a time machine. | |
| [00:32] | You hear that? | |
| [00:34] | What? | |
| [00:36] | That. Sounds like… sheets rustling. | |
| [00:40] | – I don’t hear anything. – All I hear is your breathing. | |
| [00:42] | – Are you about to have a heart attack? – What? | |
| [00:44] | What’s happening? | |
| [00:45] | Oh, Felicity and Ben spent the night together. | |
| [00:47] | Oh, my God! | |
| [00:48] | I so wish we had a camera in there. | |
| [00:50] | You guys are like two creepy pornographers… | |
| [00:52] | – Hey, come on. – Let me finish… that I used to date. | |
| [00:54] | Do you think they had sex? Oh, how great would that be? | |
| [00:57] | Why would that be great? | |
| [00:59] | Oh, for our documentary. Yeah. For the subplot. | |
| [01:01] | You guys are sick! | |
| [01:03] | What’s going on? Shh! | |
| [01:05] | Felicity and Ben are inside. | |
| [01:06] | Yeah, getting it on. Doing the nasty. | |
| [01:08] | You guys are spying on them? That’s disgusting! | |
| [01:10] | Are you sure they’re in there? No. That’s why I’ve got this. | |
| [01:13] | This is a spy cam. That way, we can see inside the room. | |
| [01:16] | – Oh. Bingo. – What? | |
| [01:18] | I see blankets. | |
| [01:20] | – He sees blankets. – Isn’t this illegal? | |
| [01:22] | – Wait a minute! Wait a minute! – What do we got? | |
| [01:25] | Ben. He’s mooning us. | |
| [01:28] | Is Felicity in there? Yeah. She’s flashing us. | |
| [01:32] | That’s my girl. | |
| [02:38] | Dear Sally… | |
| [02:40] | last night was the most romantic night of my life. | |
| [02:48] | We talked about everything. About nothing. | |
| [02:51] | I don’t even know. About… how much we missed each other. | |
| [02:59] | And even though it was exciting and fun… | |
| [03:01] | more than anything. It was a relief. | |
| [03:03] | We both just felt that relief to be together again. | |
| [03:11] | Ben told me about his mom and how | |
| [03:13] | she can’t afford to pay his tuition anymore… | |
| [03:15] | and how his friend Trevor got him this really well | |
| [03:18] | paying construction job in Palo Alto through September. | |
| [03:25] | So we’re gonna spend the summer together which means | |
| [03:28] | this is the happiest tape you’ve ever gotten from me. | |
| [03:34] | I slept maybe twenty minutes last night… | |
| [03:37] | but I’ve never felt this good… ever. | |
| [03:42] | You know, we should do that. | |
| [03:44] | We should get one of those courier tickets… | |
| [03:46] | and just go somewhere nuts. | |
| [03:48] | I’d go anywhere. | |
| [03:58] | How about a desert island? | |
| [04:00] | Yeah, like maybe London. | |
| [04:03] | Or Bali. | |
| [04:04] | Yeah. Maybe… maybe Australia. | |
| [04:07] | When do you have to be back in Palo Alto? | |
| [04:11] | I gotta be back on the 26th. | |
| [04:13] | You know what I could do. | |
| [04:15] | Maybe I could, um, work some overtime and get off early… | |
| [04:18] | and before the summer’s over, we could go to, like… | |
| [04:21] | we could go to, like, Hawaii. | |
| [04:23] | Or Africa. | |
| [04:26] | Yeah, Africa. | |
| [04:33] | But before Africa or Hawaii before the summer can even start… | |
| [04:37] | we have finals. And I’m in trouble. | |
| [04:39] | All I can concentrate on is Ben. | |
| [04:42] | It’s like that feeling at night when you’re lying in bed | |
| [04:45] | and your mind is just bouncing all over the place | |
| [04:48] | and all you want to do is sleep. But you just can’t. | |
| [04:53] | Look at that. Look. Look at that. | |
| [04:59] | That’s kind of distracting, isn’t it? | |
| [05:01] | Yeah. I mean, at least they could | |
| [05:03] | go somewhere private, you know? | |
| [05:14] | – You wanna go somewhere private? – Yeah. Let’s go. | |
| [05:18] | All right. Some, uh, caffeine-enhanced cola… | |
| [05:21] | to help keep you awake while you study. | |
| [05:24] | Oh, some… some, uh, vitamins and some ginkgo biloba… | |
| [05:28] | to keep you brilliant for all your finals. | |
| [05:31] | Some Tums, of course, to keep you settled. | |
| [05:34] | Oh, and some aspirin to keep you pain-free. | |
| [05:37] | You’ll make it through this. And on the way | |
| [05:39] | home we’ll pick up some fresh-ground coffee, too. | |
| [05:41] | I just… I just wish I had more time to study. | |
| [05:45] | Two days from now, it’s gonna be over, and no matter | |
| [05:47] | what you’re gonna feel good just because it’s done. | |
| [05:50] | – You think? – Yeah, I’m sure of it. | |
| [05:51] | It’s the same feeling that I had after I… | |
| [05:54] | told you that, uh… you know. What I told you. | |
| [05:59] | Listen, when finaIs are, uh… | |
| [06:00] | when your finaIs are done, you think maybe… | |
| [06:03] | you could think about going out with me? | |
| [06:10] | OK. | |
| [06:11] | Really? | |
| [06:12] | If I survive. | |
| [06:16] | You’ll survive. | |
| [06:31] | You hungry? | |
| [06:32] | – Yeah. – You wanna order a pizza? | |
| [06:34] | We could Cosmo it and rent a movie to watch | |
| [06:36] | at 2 A. M. when our brains are completely fried. | |
| [06:41] | I can’t. | |
| [06:43] | I’m seeing Wade tonight. | |
| [06:50] | He asked me to marry him. | |
| [06:53] | What? | |
| [06:54] | Then he told me how much he wants to be in the baby’s life. | |
| [06:59] | And that a lot of people get married with less than that. | |
| [07:06] | He said he wants to try and make it work. | |
| [07:12] | Well, as your friend and former perceived father | |
| [07:15] | of this baby… can I just say that’s a crazy idea? | |
| [07:17] | He is a nice guy. | |
| [07:21] | And he could really help support us, you know? | |
| [07:27] | It’s not like my parents have that much money or anything. | |
| [07:31] | I think it would be the best thing for the baby. | |
| [07:38] | Yeah. | |
| [07:41] | So you didn’t say no. | |
| [07:47] | So come on. Give us some dish. | |
| [07:49] | Did you have sex or not? Yes or no? | |
| [07:54] | No, we didn’t have sex. | |
| [07:55] | – What a waste. – We’re just taking our time. | |
| [07:59] | See, but you could have sex. That’s the difference. | |
| [08:01] | You could have sex and don’t. I can’t have sex and would. | |
| [08:04] | I think Sean’s cute. | |
| [08:07] | Oh, but what do I know? | |
| [08:09] | After that whole thing with Greg I’m in the mood for anyone. | |
| [08:13] | – Yeah. So is Julie. – What? | |
| [08:15] | If you like Noel, why are you going out with Sean? | |
| [08:18] | I like Sean, too. He makes me laugh. | |
| [08:20] | And I couldn’t say no when he asked me out. | |
| [08:22] | You can’t do that to him. You’re gonna break his heart! | |
| [08:25] | I don’t want to break his heart. Maybe it’ll work out. | |
| [08:28] | Maybe we’ll just have a really good time. | |
| [08:30] | Yeah. | |
| [08:31] | I think Sean’s cute. | |
| [08:43] | Hey. Hey, so, uh, what are you making there, anyway? | |
| [08:47] | Smart cookies. | |
| [08:48] | Ohh. Smart cookies. | |
| [08:50] | Do you remember the smart powder from last year? | |
| [08:52] | – Meghan thinks it helps you study. – It does help. | |
| [08:56] | It just tasted so bad. Nobody could swallow | |
| [08:58] | it so now it’ll be in tasty cookie form. | |
| [09:00] | Believe me. You guys will be begging for these | |
| [09:02] | puppies when you’re up late cramming for finals. | |
| [09:04] | Damn, I forgot the eggs! | |
| [09:07] | Don’t touch anything. | |
| [09:31] | Let’s have sex. | |
| [09:33] | What? | |
| [09:35] | – I gotta take a test right now. – Wait! You can’t say something like that… | |
| [09:38] | – and go off and take some test! – It’s not just some test. | |
| [09:41] | It’s my North American Indians final. | |
| [09:42] | But what… what about waiting until you get married? | |
| [09:45] | I thought about that, how my parents raised | |
| [09:47] | me my moraIs and ethics and stuff, and… | |
| [09:51] | then I look at that tube top you got on. | |
| [09:53] | So it’s working. | |
| [09:55] | Yeah. | |
| [09:57] | I’m gonna go take some tests, but I’ll call you later. | |
| [10:00] | – All right. – Yeah. | |
| [10:10] | Oh, my God. We’re kidding ourselves! Look at us! | |
| [10:14] | OK, you know what? You’re done with finaIs tomorrow, right? | |
| [10:17] | And I’m done two days after that. | |
| [10:19] | So that’s only three days we need to stay apart. | |
| [10:21] | Yeah, what about work? What about here? | |
| [10:23] | I mean, you’re staying here now. | |
| [10:26] | When we’re not at Dean & Deluca, we won’t hang out. | |
| [10:29] | And when we’re here, uh… | |
| [10:31] | you can stay in your room, and I can stay on the couch. | |
| [10:35] | OK. | |
| [10:40] | Going to the library. | |
| [10:42] | Yep. Yep. | |
| [10:44] | OK. | |
| [10:46] | – Bye. | – Bye. |
| [10:54] | Not only is it Manet’s | |
| [10:56] | finest painting… I think… | |
| [10:59] | and a superb example of the | |
| [11:01] | impressionist rejection of romanticism… | |
| [11:04] | but it is also likely to appear on your final exam. | |
| [11:08] | So we had a plan three days apart until finaIs were over… | |
| [11:11] | and then we’d have the whole summer together in Palo Alto. | |
| [11:16] | OK, so… | |
| [11:18] | guess that’s it. | |
| [11:20] | Good luck. Everybody. | |
| [11:22] | I’ll see you all at the final | |
| [11:27] | Felicity! | |
| [11:33] | When you asked me at the beginning of the semester… | |
| [11:36] | if I knew of any summer internships, I didn’t. | |
| [11:38] | Right. | |
| [11:39] | But I’ve just been asked to assist | |
| [11:41] | at the Metropolitan Museum this summer | |
| [11:43] | for a French impressionism exhibit. | |
| [11:46] | You still interested? | |
| [11:47] | Oh, my God! To assist you? | |
| [11:50] | Well, your work so far this semester has been exceptional. | |
| [11:54] | If you do as well on the final as I expect you will… | |
| [11:57] | yeah, I’d be happy to talk to you about it. | |
| [12:00] | Oh, my God. | |
| [12:06] | so, I’d… I’d be in New York all summer. | |
| [12:08] | Depending on your final grade and how interested you are… | |
| [12:11] | yeah, we’d be in New York all summer. | |
| [12:35] | Yeah, that’s so cool she asked you to do that. | |
| [12:38] | Well, she didn’t ask me. | |
| [12:39] | It all depends on how I do on the final. | |
| [12:41] | But, yeah. I mean, it’d be a pretty… amazing job. | |
| [12:44] | Yeah. | |
| [12:45] | Except, uh… you’d be here all summer. | |
| [12:48] | – Yeah. | – Yeah. |
| [12:53] | Is there any way you could get a job here? | |
| [12:55] | Not like the one I got lined up. I’m gonna make enough | |
| [12:58] | money working on that house to pay for all next year, so… | |
| [13:05] | I don’t want to not see you for three months. | |
| [13:07] | I know. I know but this internship could be really good for you. Just… | |
| [13:11] | like, don’t turn it down before you get it. | |
| [13:13] | Do great on the final, get her to make the offer official… | |
| [13:16] | and we’ll deal with it then. | |
| [13:19] | Thanks. | |
| [13:20] | I’m… I’m not doing anything. | |
| [13:23] | Yeah, you are. Thank you. | |
| [13:29] | Oh, my God, you’re kissing! | |
| [13:31] | It really worked! | |
| [13:33] | I’m like your cupid. | |
| [13:35] | Javier, it’s not that big a deal. | |
| [13:36] | OK, whatever, tough guy. | |
| [13:38] | Now, I have something very important and | |
| [13:41] | very personable to talk to you and ask you. | |
| [13:45] | Um… as you may know… | |
| [13:47] | I am getting married next week. | |
| [13:49] | Samuel and I got a little gift for you. | |
| [13:52] | You got a… a gift for me? | |
| [13:54] | Yes. We’re giving it to all our ushers. | |
| [13:56] | – Your ushers? – Yes. We would like | |
| [13:58] | – you to ush for us. – Yeah! Yeah. | |
| [14:05] | OK, you’re too slow. It’s a watch! Just like this one. | |
| [14:09] | It’s motion sensing thing. You have to wind it like this. | |
| [14:12] | OK, I got it. | |
| [14:14] | And Felicity, um… | |
| [14:16] | I would like you to… | |
| [14:18] | be my best man. | |
| [14:21] | Are you serious? | |
| [14:27] | I’m… | |
| [14:29] | That’s… I’m so flatt… Thank… Yeah, of course! | |
| [14:31] | Oh, good! Oh, I didn’t know what you were gonna say! Oh! | |
| [14:35] | Now I have the best-looking best | |
| [14:37] | man in the history of the world. | |
| [14:39] | Javier. | |
| [14:42] | OK, now go back to work, OK? And please, no more kissing… | |
| [14:45] | ’cause they can see you from outside. OK? | |
| [14:58] | I don’t mind sitting here quietly with you. I mean, I love it. | |
| [15:01] | But if you wanna talk… | |
| [15:06] | I was, uh… I was thinking about Ruby. | |
| [15:09] | Uh-huh. Yeah. | |
| [15:11] | Yeah, Wade asked her to marry him. | |
| [15:13] | Wow! Ha. | |
| [15:15] | I know. That was my reaction, too. | |
| [15:19] | And she’s actually considering it. | |
| [15:22] | You know what I mean? Who is this guy? | |
| [15:24] | Some lame producer that she met on a movie. | |
| [15:27] | They don’t even know each other. And yes, she’s pregnant… | |
| [15:30] | but that doesn’t mean that they’re supposed | |
| [15:31] | to spend the rest of their lives together. | |
| [15:35] | Would you… wanna do that? | |
| [15:37] | I mean, would you think about… | |
| [15:39] | What, marrying her? | |
| [15:41] | If the baby was mine, definitely. | |
| [15:44] | Yeah. Uh, but now… | |
| [15:47] | I don’t know. | |
| [15:50] | Maybe someday. | |
| [15:55] | Well… if you think that you could | |
| [15:57] | be there for her like that, then… | |
| [16:00] | you should tell her that. | |
| [16:04] | Here you go. Julie would love this. | |
| [16:07] | A helicopter tour? That’s ridiculous. | |
| [16:10] | How is that any more ridiculous than a hot-air balloon ride? | |
| [16:13] | I didn’t suggest a hot-air balloon ride. You did. | |
| [16:16] | – Mmm. Those cookies smell unbelievable. – Yeah, I know. | |
| [16:19] | What about a boat ride? | |
| [16:21] | What’s with you and vomit-inducing transportation? | |
| [16:23] | It’s supposed to be romantic. Come on. I need your help. | |
| [16:25] | Fine. Blow it. See if I give a rat’s ass. | |
| [16:30] | Hey. Ben… | |
| [16:31] | this might sound like an incestuous question but | |
| [16:33] | you went out with Julie. Where should I take her? | |
| [16:35] | What’s that? | |
| [16:37] | Julie. Where should I take her on our date? | |
| [16:39] | Oh, on your date. Um, I don’t know. | |
| [16:41] | I mean, it’s not where you go. It’s who you’re with. | |
| [16:45] | Yeah. Yeah, he’s right. Right. OK. | |
| [16:47] | So, Felicity… | |
| [16:52] | uh, she might get this internship job in New York | |
| [16:54] | over the summer, and I gotta be in California… | |
| [16:56] | so I might not get to see her for, like, three months. | |
| [16:59] | What? | |
| [17:01] | – You gotta do something. – Yeah, you gotta do something really romantic. | |
| [17:03] | Have you thought about a helicopter ride? | |
| [17:05] | Hey, you know what? Go nuts. Get a hotel room. Seriously. | |
| [17:09] | Have the most romantic time you can possibly afford. | |
| [17:12] | Yeah. On a chopper. | |
| [17:16] | Wow, these are the best cookies I’ve ever had. | |
| [17:20] | You know, a hotel… I think I’m gonna do that. | |
| [17:28] | Ben and I were both being really responsible. | |
| [17:30] | We kept our distance and everything… | |
| [17:33] | until Thursday when all his finaIs were over. | |
| [17:38] | Hey. How’s it going? | |
| [17:40] | Hey. | |
| [17:41] | I don’t know. There are too many dates and | |
| [17:43] | titles to remember and they’re all in French. | |
| [17:45] | Well, I don’t wanna interrupt, but the Sweetzer Plaza… | |
| [17:48] | Sean has a friend that works there… | |
| [17:50] | and got me a great discount on a room. | |
| [17:52] | – A room? – Yeah! | |
| [17:56] | – What? – I can’t go with you. | |
| [17:58] | Yes, you can. After you finish your exam tonight… | |
| [18:01] | we’ll go over, you know, we’ll celebrate… | |
| [18:03] | we’ll have some time alone. It’s good. | |
| [18:08] | OK. Let’s go. | |
| [18:09] | – What, you wanna go now? – Yeah, come on. | |
| [18:11] | I’m not gonna learn anything new in the next four hours. | |
| [18:14] | This’ll give me a break, let things kinda sink in. | |
| [18:17] | All right, that’s great. Let’s go hang until, like, 5:00. | |
| [18:19] | 10 of 5:00. Then I’m gonna come hang out afterwards, right? | |
| [18:22] | Yeah. We’ll get room service. | |
| [18:24] | – Room service. Oh, my gosh. Let’s go. – OK. | |
| [18:28] | I’ve been thinking about, uh, Wade’s proposal… | |
| [18:31] | and it makes sense, you know? | |
| [18:33] | It’s actually… kind of heroic… | |
| [18:36] | you know, him trying to make this work despite everything. | |
| [18:39] | But the real question is… | |
| [18:42] | if you guys really care about each other. | |
| [18:48] | We barely even know each other. | |
| [18:51] | I… I give him credit for… for wanting to be involved. | |
| [18:54] | I do. But to just… to see you with some guy… | |
| [18:59] | who you’re tied to because of circumstance, it kilIs me. | |
| [19:06] | I don’t think that you should go with him. | |
| [19:12] | I think you should stay here… with me. | |
| [19:17] | And if… if having a father… | |
| [19:19] | I mean… I mean, a husband | |
| [19:22] | is so important to you… | |
| [19:25] | then we can talk about that. | |
| [19:32] | Everything that you just said… | |
| [19:37] | I’ve been wanting to hear for so long. | |
| [19:43] | But I have been talking with my parents… | |
| [19:45] | and they think I should come home. | |
| [19:49] | They want to help take care of me and the baby. | |
| [19:56] | So you’d leave… for good? | |
| [20:01] | After what you just said… | |
| [20:04] | I’m not sure. | |
| [20:16] | Seriously, this is the most comfortable bed of all time. | |
| [20:20] | You like it better than those air mattresses at the loft? | |
| [20:23] | Oh, God, no. Those are… those are great! | |
| [20:25] | They’re the best. | |
| [20:32] | – Wait a sec. – What? | |
| [20:33] | OK. According to your fancy new usher watch, it is 3:30. | |
| [20:37] | That means I have exactly an | |
| [20:40] | hour and a half until my final. | |
| [20:44] | – An hour and a half. – Hour and a half. | |
| [20:48] | Trust me. Don’t do it. | |
| [20:50] | Why not? | |
| [20:52] | Because you don’t know what you’re getting into here. | |
| [20:54] | Tracy wants to sleep with me. I know what I’m dealing with. | |
| [20:56] | Look, guys have enough problems with sex as it is. | |
| [20:59] | You throw God into the picture, they get mental. | |
| [21:02] | Come on. | |
| [21:03] | Let me explain something to you. | |
| [21:05] | You sleep with a religious virgin it’s | |
| [21:07] | like he’s breaking up with God to date you. | |
| [21:09] | And let me tell you from personal experience… | |
| [21:11] | you do not wanna be the Yoko in a man’s relationship with the Lord. | |
| [21:15] | He asked me. It’s not like I’m forcing him to do anything. | |
| [21:18] | Yep. That’s what I said when I slept with Chad Savage. | |
| [21:21] | You slept with a guy named Chad Savage? | |
| [21:24] | Chad suffered a major crisis of faith… | |
| [21:26] | which led to a nervous breakdown and an obsession… | |
| [21:28] | which only now, after two years, is finally coming to an end. | |
| [21:32] | Tracy is not gonna be locked up in a mental | |
| [21:34] | ward because he loses his virginity! | |
| [21:36] | Hey, don’t go to bed with Tracy. Go to church with Tracy. | |
| [21:40] | At least until he gets busy with another girl | |
| [21:42] | and then bone all you want. | |
| [21:55] | What? Do you wanna stop? | |
| [21:57] | No, I just… I don’t wanna feel rushed. | |
| [22:00] | There’s no rush. You go take your test and come back. | |
| [22:02] | We got the room all night, so there’s no rush. | |
| [22:05] | OK. | |
| [22:27] | What time is it? | |
| [22:30] | it’s 10 after 4:00 you got plenty of time. | |
| [22:32] | OK. | |
| [22:37] | That guy was really mad. | |
| [22:39] | I can’t believe no one’s ever hit the exit sign with a dart before. | |
| [22:42] | The exit sign was nowhere near the dartboard. | |
| [22:45] | OK, this is it. This is my last one of these cookies. | |
| [22:47] | They’re starting to make me feel a little weird. | |
| [22:48] | I haven’t tried those yet. Are they good? | |
| [22:51] | Here. | |
| [22:55] | Going out with Julie is a big deal man. | |
| [22:57] | So whatever you decide to wear on the date just don’t go with horizontal stripes. | |
| [23:00] | – Why? – They make your ass look huge. | |
| [23:03] | – OK, my ass or anyone’s ass? – Yours in particular. | |
| [23:06] | You know, I knew it was stupid to ask your advice on fashion. | |
| [23:09] | So have you decided where you’re gonna take her? | |
| [23:11] | Look, man, like Ben said… it’s not where you go. It’s who you’re with. | |
| [23:14] | I got news for ya, pal. You’re no Ben, all right? | |
| [23:16] | You have to take her somewhere special. It’s tomorrow night. | |
| [23:18] | I made a reservation at Cafe des Artiste, OK? | |
| [23:21] | Wow, check out Mr. Fancy Pants! Thank you. Before we go back to the loft will | |
| [23:24] | you stop by my storage unit with me? I got some old suits I wanna pull out. | |
| [23:28] | I should get paid for being your friend. | |
| [23:30] | Am I wrong, or did Professor Reeves specifically say… | |
| [23:33] | there wouldn’t be a question on Grignard reagents? | |
| [23:36] | Baby, I don’t even wanna think about the exam. | |
| [23:38] | FinaIs are over, and we are officially juniors. | |
| [23:40] | I know. I feel more mature already. | |
| [23:50] | So, uh… NoeI’s not here, huh? | |
| [23:56] | Maybe we should finish this in your room… | |
| [23:58] | with the door closed and locked. I mean… | |
| [24:01] | you’re so mature and all. | |
| [24:29] | I’m glad we’re hanging out. | |
| [24:31] | Yeah. This is cheering me up. | |
| [24:35] | Being with you always puts me in a good mood. | |
| [24:38] | Yeah. I know what you mean. | |
| [24:52] | What time is it? | |
| [24:55] | It’s 10 after 4:00. | |
| [24:57] | OK. | |
| [24:58] | Wasn’t it just 10 after 4:00? | |
| [25:01] | Um… I don’t know. I don’t know. | |
| [25:22] | Is something wrong? | |
| [25:23] | Do you have anyone else on your mind? | |
| [25:26] | Any all-powerful entities or anything? | |
| [25:29] | What? | |
| [25:32] | Nothing. | |
| [25:33] | No. I like the gray suit. | |
| [25:34] | – Yeah? – Yeah. Brings out your bone structure. | |
| [25:37] | All right, you’re freaking me out. | |
| [25:39] | – What? – Coming up? | |
| [25:46] | I feel weird. | |
| [25:47] | Me, too. | |
| [26:09] | Are you OK? I can feel your heart beating. | |
| [26:11] | What was in those cookies? I really think there was something in those cookies. | |
| [26:15] | – Chocolate chips? – Yeah. | |
| [26:19] | – I mean, if I can. – You’ll look great. | |
| [26:28] | You sluts! | |
| [26:33] | I can’t do it. | |
| [26:35] | I can’t compete. | |
| [26:38] | Compete with who? | |
| [26:39] | The Lord. | |
| [26:50] | I should probably get going now. What time is it? | |
| [26:55] | It’s 10 after 4:00. | |
| [27:00] | It’s what? | |
| [27:03] | – Oh, my God! It’s after 6:00! – What? | |
| [27:05] | How could you make a move on Julie? | |
| [27:07] | I didn’t make a move. No. She made a move on me. | |
| [27:09] | – She made a move on me. – Is that true? | |
| [27:12] | – Sean, listen to me for a sec. – We had a date. | |
| [27:15] | Oh, crap. Did you eat the smart cookies? | |
| [27:18] | – Uh… smart cookies? – Yeah. There’s beet powder in those things. | |
| [27:21] | But I’m allergic. It makes me… it makes me hyper. | |
| [27:23] | – It makes me really hyper! – Yeah, hypersexual! | |
| [27:26] | – You should be ashamed of yourself! – Oh, no, no. | |
| [27:28] | It’s not his fault. It’s the beet powder. | |
| [27:30] | Does anybody else feel the spinning? | |
| [27:31] | Someone, God, please make it go away. | |
| [27:33] | – You wanna sit down? – No! | |
| [27:35] | Have… have another one. | |
| [27:37] | My thing with God? What does God have to do with this, baby? | |
| [27:39] | This is about you and me! | |
| [27:41] | I don’t want you to end up in a mental institution! | |
| [27:43] | Thanks! What? | |
| [27:45] | You have spring fever. That’s no reason to sacrifice your belief in God! | |
| [27:48] | – What if I want to? – Don’t sacrifice it with me. | |
| [27:51] | Would you rather I sleep with someone else first? | |
| [27:53] | No! Will you stop it? I can’t handle this kinda pressure! | |
| [27:56] | – Did you do this on purpose? – Do what? | |
| [27:58] | – You wanted me to fail this final! – Are you nuts? | |
| [28:00] | You’re the one that wanted to come here before the test! | |
| [28:02] | You purposely didn’t wind the watch! | |
| [28:04] | – You don’t wind the watch! You do this! – Well, you purposely didn’t do this! | |
| [28:07] | – We had a date! – We did not! | |
| [28:09] | No, I know who I have dates with and when I have them! | |
| [28:11] | Not you! Julie! | |
| [28:12] | God, I wish I had a video camera! | |
| [28:14] | Sean, we didn’t have a date until tomorrow. | |
| [28:16] | Because you had to study, right? Not kiss Noel! | |
| [28:19] | You should take her to Cafe de Sluts. | |
| [28:21] | Hey. Who kissed Noel | |
| [28:22] | – Julie. – No! | |
| [28:24] | – Noel! – This just keeps getting better. | |
| [28:27] | Where are you going? This is your place! | |
| [28:28] | That’s how strongly I feel about this! | |
| [28:33] | – Where you going? – Away. | |
| [28:36] | Wait… | |
| [28:42] | Where are you going? | |
| [28:44] | To try and save my Art History grade. | |
| [28:46] | You know I didn’t do this on purpose. | |
| [28:47] | I can’t believe this. It’s a nightmare. | |
| [28:54] | She thinks I did it on purpose like I knew what | |
| [28:56] | time it was like I was sabotaging her final. | |
| [29:00] | But I didn’t. It was that stupid watch Javier gave me. It broke. | |
| [29:04] | Then I realized, you know what? Maybe I did see the clock… | |
| [29:07] | but I didn’t even think about it you know, like it didn’t register… | |
| [29:11] | so maybe it was kinda my fault. | |
| [29:13] | I’m gonna eat all this candy, all right? | |
| [29:16] | Well, it’s kind of expensive. | |
| [29:18] | Well, I’m in an expensive mood. | |
| [29:21] | Oh, man. Don’t be depressed about Julie. | |
| [29:23] | Oh, OK. Don’t breathe air. | |
| [29:29] | Hey. | |
| [29:31] | – What… what happened? – Oh, I got there too late. | |
| [29:34] | The final was already over, and Professor Morton was gone. | |
| [29:37] | Hi. | |
| [29:39] | – Julie kissed Noel. – What? | |
| [29:41] | Um, so what, did you go to her office? | |
| [29:44] | Yeah. Uh, no one was there. | |
| [29:47] | Hey, I’m sorry that I freaked out on you before. | |
| [29:50] | – That’s all right. – It wasn’t your fault. | |
| [29:53] | That’s all right. It’s all right. | |
| [29:55] | Um, what are you gonna do about the final? | |
| [29:57] | Oh, well, I’ll still pass the class. | |
| [29:59] | I mean, actually, in a way, this is kind of better. | |
| [30:02] | That way I know I didn’t get the internship. | |
| [30:05] | Yeah, well, um, I’m really sorry. | |
| [30:07] | No, no, no, no. Don’t be. It was worth it. It was worth it. | |
| [30:15] | You guys want me to wrap all this stuff up? If you want me to leave, | |
| [30:18] | – I can take it with me. – No. Stay. We’ve got the room for the whole night, right? | |
| [30:22] | I’m gonna… I’m gonna go take a shower. | |
| [30:24] | OK. | |
| [30:29] | Lucky bastard. | |
| [30:31] | Dating a girl who’s not gonna turn around and kiss Noel | |
| [30:37] | I guess she used to, so… | |
| [30:44] | – What are you doing? – I’m calling Al… | |
| [30:46] | that old security guard I used to work with. | |
| [30:49] | – That guy’s still alive? – Will you quit saying that? | |
| [30:55] | Hey, Al, it’s Ben Covington. | |
| [31:00] | Yeah, yeah, the kid with the goofy smile, yeah. | |
| [31:03] | Listen, you told me that you had numbers for all the professors on campus. | |
| [31:06] | I was wondering if I could get a number. | |
| [31:08] | Look, no, I won’t tell ’em where I got it from. | |
| [31:13] | OK, thank you. Thank you. It’s Professor Morton. | |
| [31:15] | Professor Mary Morton. Yeah. | |
| [31:18] | Hey, what are you doing? | |
| [31:19] | I can’t believe I did that to Sean. I feel so guilty. | |
| [31:22] | Me, too. I feel like I was taking advantage of Tracy. | |
| [31:25] | I just had to get out of there. | |
| [31:27] | I should have just said no from the start. | |
| [31:29] | – I’m such an idiot. – I told you. | |
| [31:31] | You were right. What was I thinking? | |
| [31:34] | Same thing with me and Tracy. | |
| [31:35] | I mean, I feel like this evil person or something. | |
| [31:37] | You just want to have sex with your boyfriend. | |
| [31:39] | That is not a crime. I say go for it. | |
| [31:42] | – Really? – Definitely. | |
| [31:45] | You’re right. I don’t have to protect him. | |
| [31:47] | If he wants to do it, I’m ready. | |
| [31:51] | That table over there? | |
| [31:52] | OK, thank you very much. | |
| [31:59] | – Professor Morton? – Yes? | |
| [32:01] | Excuse me. I’m real sorry to bother you. | |
| [32:03] | My name’s Ben Covington. I’m a student over at the college. | |
| [32:07] | I tried calling a bunch of people to find your number | |
| [32:09] | and finally got a hold of your daughter. | |
| [32:10] | – She told me you were here. – What’s the problem? | |
| [32:13] | It’s Felicity Porter. She’s in one of your classes. | |
| [32:16] | – I know Felicity. – Yeah, listen… | |
| [32:20] | it’s totally my fault she missed her final today. | |
| [32:23] | You see, we just started dating. | |
| [32:25] | Um… do you have a second? You have one second? | |
| [32:28] | Sure. | |
| [32:29] | OK, thanks. | |
| [32:30] | You see we were… well, we were fooling around… | |
| [32:34] | and we totally lost track of time. | |
| [32:36] | See, I was wearing this watch that I got for being an usher. | |
| [32:39] | My gay boss is getting married. | |
| [32:41] | It’s actually Felicity’s gay boss, too. | |
| [32:44] | But you know what? It doesn’t matter that he’s gay. | |
| [32:46] | It doesn’t matter at all. He’s getting married. | |
| [32:48] | So this watch… if you want to wind it up… | |
| [32:50] | you gotta go like this, which I didn’t do. | |
| [32:53] | I got so caught up in the moment, and so did Felicity… | |
| [32:55] | that time just kind of shot by, you know? | |
| [32:58] | I mean, you know what that’s like, right? | |
| [33:00] | When you first start dating somebody… | |
| [33:02] | and everything tastes better, and everything looks better… | |
| [33:05] | and time just kinda flies by? | |
| [33:08] | Maybe that’s what it was like when you two first met. | |
| [33:12] | James is my brother. | |
| [33:16] | Oh… hey, James. | |
| [33:18] | Look, she’s real interested in this internship you told her about. | |
| [33:22] | And I just had to come by here and make sure that I did | |
| [33:24] | whatever I could to make sure she still had a shot at it. | |
| [33:27] | So… this is my shot. | |
| [33:31] | I see. | |
| [33:33] | – Ben? – Yeah. | |
| [33:36] | Ben… | |
| [33:40] | well, I’ll tell you what. | |
| [33:44] | Here. You give this to Felicity, OK? | |
| [33:49] | – OK. | – OK. |
| [33:51] | Thank you very much. | |
| [33:52] | Um, I’m sorry to bother you. | |
| [34:06] | You throwing all that away? | |
| [34:09] | Uh, well, Richard says I need a whole new wardrobe. | |
| [34:11] | And I haven’t been shopping in about four years. | |
| [34:14] | Hey, is argyle… is that still in? | |
| [34:24] | – Listen… – Wait. | |
| [34:28] | You don’t have to explain anything to me. | |
| [34:30] | OK? About Noel, about me. I mean… | |
| [34:32] | we weren’t even going out. We had a date. | |
| [34:35] | We didn’t even have a date. We were about to have a date. | |
| [34:39] | But I don’t think we should… | |
| [34:41] | I don’t even think we should have a date. | |
| [34:42] | Sean… | |
| [34:43] | No, think about it. If it was meant to be it probably would have happened already. | |
| [34:47] | You know, we both live in the same apartment. | |
| [34:57] | You know I love you, right? | |
| [35:02] | Yeah, I know. | |
| [35:14] | – What are you still doing here? – Waiting for you. | |
| [35:19] | You knew I’d finally come around? | |
| [35:24] | well, actually, um, I think I came around. | |
| [35:28] | – What? – Yeah, um… | |
| [35:33] | I wanted to thank you for stopping things before they went too far. | |
| [35:39] | – Oh. Really? – Yeah. | |
| [35:44] | l… I can’t do it. | |
| [35:47] | Um… I don’t know… | |
| [35:48] | maybe it’s, like, the stress of finaIs or something. | |
| [35:53] | Maybe it’s because I don’t want to lose you. You’re this amazingly smart, | |
| [35:57] | beautiful, sexy… | |
| [36:00] | dynamic, incredible woman… | |
| [36:03] | and you could have practically any guy you want. | |
| [36:06] | I know other guys check you out. | |
| [36:07] | I don’t care about that. | |
| [36:09] | No. When you walked out like you did… | |
| [36:12] | you made me remember why I’m not doing this yet. | |
| [36:19] | You showed me you cared. | |
| [36:21] | I showed you that? | |
| [36:25] | Get over here. | |
| [36:35] | – Hey. – Hi. | |
| [36:46] | I wanted to say good-bye. | |
| [36:47] | Look, Ruby, that kiss with Julie the other night… | |
| [36:50] | No, no, it’s not about the kiss with Julie. | |
| [36:52] | Yeah, actually, in a way, it is. | |
| [36:55] | Because that’s what you should be doing. | |
| [36:57] | You should be kissing girls and dating and having fun. | |
| [37:00] | That’s what college is. | |
| [37:05] | I just don’t fit into that world anymore… | |
| [37:09] | as much as I wish I did. | |
| [37:14] | Look, the truth is… | |
| [37:19] | if I wasn’t pregnant… | |
| [37:24] | we’d have a stupid fight about Julie, and | |
| [37:28] | I’d forgive you, and | |
| [37:31] | And… we’d hang out and grab a bite… | |
| [37:34] | and study and kiss and… | |
| [37:40] | I can’t do that anymore. | |
| [37:43] | I have to go home. | |
| [37:49] | I told Wade the same thing. | |
| [37:54] | When? When are you leaving? | |
| [37:57] | Tomorrow morning. | |
| [38:05] | I didn’t want to lose you. | |
| [38:11] | I didn’t want to lose you, either. | |
| [38:20] | Maybe I’ll send you a care package every now and then, huh? | |
| [38:25] | Yeah, I love those. | |
| [38:42] | Good-bye. | |
| [39:16] | Yeah, don’t worry. I’m done. | |
| [39:19] | By the way, those cookies you made were spectacular. | |
| [39:22] | You mentioned that. | |
| [39:23] | I had no idea you were so talented. | |
| [39:25] | A lot of things about me you don’t know. | |
| [39:26] | Oh, is that so? | |
| [39:38] | – Is that a new shirt? – Why, you like it? | |
| [39:41] | Oh, this is so wrong. | |
| [39:52] | Hey, you’re back. | |
| [39:53] | Hey, yeah. You’re still in your tub. | |
| [39:56] | Well, I figured we shouldn’t let this great bathtub go to waste. | |
| [39:59] | Yeah. | |
| [40:03] | So, the good news is, you can take your final. | |
| [40:07] | What? | |
| [40:08] | Yeah, I didn’t go home to get any clothes. | |
| [40:11] | I got Morton’s phone number, and I got a hold of her daughter. | |
| [40:14] | And she told me where she was having dinner. | |
| [40:16] | – And I went to see her. – Are you kidding? | |
| [40:18] | Just now, you went to see her? | |
| [40:19] | Yeah, I didn’t want to wait till tomorrow. I didn’t know if it’d be too late. | |
| [40:22] | W- what did you say to her? What did she say? | |
| [40:26] | Well, that’s kind of the bad news. | |
| [40:28] | Um… you can take your final, but it’s not exactly a final. | |
| [40:32] | It’s a… you have to write an essay. | |
| [40:37] | An essay on Daubigny due tomorrow? | |
| [40:40] | I don’t know anything about Daubigny. | |
| [41:44] | It wasn’t the most romantic night but it showed me we can work together… | |
| [41:48] | so maybe we can work. | |
| [41:51] | As much as I hoped my teacher would love what I wrote | |
| [41:54] | part of me wanted her to hate it. | |
| [41:56] | I can’t believe we stayed up all night working as hard as we could… | |
| [41:59] | for the chance to spend the whole summer apart. | |
| [42:02] | – Thank you. – OK. | |
| [42:05] | – She loved it. – She did? | |
| [42:07] | That’s our paper! I know. | |
| [42:10] | And, uh, she offered me the museum job. | |
| [42:16] | Oh, that’s great. | |
| [42:20] | What are you gonna do? |