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| [00:01] | Previously on “Felicity”… | |
| [00:02] | You didn’t say anything to anyone about that, did you? | |
| [00:05] | No. I didn’t. I didn’t. | |
| [00:06] | Your new co-presidents are… | |
| [00:08] | Carol Nanning and Richard Coad. | |
| [00:10] | – Ben was a huge help. – What are you talking about? | |
| [00:14] | Ben was the one who gave me the drug information about Greg. | |
| [00:16] | – I want to go. – Go where? | |
| [00:18] | Away for the weekend. We can still do it, right? | |
| [00:20] | – I thought you said it was too soon. – I thought about it… | |
| [00:22] | and I just… I really got to get out of here. | |
| [00:27] | Uh, I need a ticket to Rhinebeck. | |
| [00:50] | Oh, my God. This is beautiful. | |
| [00:59] | Ah. Was this the best idea. Or what? | |
| [01:01] | Oh, my God. How is this only two hours away from the city? | |
| [01:04] | I feel like I’m on another planet. | |
| [01:07] | That’s the idea. Mm. | |
| [01:12] | I’m so happy we’re here, just… away from everything. | |
| [01:17] | So am I. Mm. | |
| [01:40] | – Ahh… OK. That’ll be 12 bucks. – 12 bucks? OK. | |
| [01:45] | Thanks, Jerry. Here you go. | |
| [01:48] | OK. And, uh, listen, good luck with the girl. | |
| [01:50] | Thanks, Jerry. Thanks a lot. | |
| [01:54] | Come on. Is that her? | |
| [01:56] | Yeah. Yeah. That’s her. | |
| [02:05] | Thanks, Jerry. | |
| [02:07] | – Acream? – No. Ashream. | |
| [02:09] | It’s one cube with sugar and cream mixed in. | |
| [02:16] | Oh, shream. Oh, that sounds fantastic. | |
| [02:19] | So, you’d buy these? | |
| [02:23] | Dean & Deluca. | |
| [02:24] | Oh, yes! Hold on. Oh, it’s Benjamin. He’s up in the wild green yonder. | |
| [02:28] | – Hello. – So, I found them. | |
| [02:30] | – OK. So what’d she say? – Well, I haven’t talked to her yet. | |
| [02:32] | I just saw them walking off, but she looked pretty happy. | |
| [02:36] | Ben, are you on a cell phone? | |
| [02:38] | Yeah. Let me give you a call back ’cause I don’t wanna lose them, OK? | |
| [02:41] | – Are you on my cell phone? – Yes. | |
| [02:43] | OK. I take your shift, you take my phone. That doesn’t work, Ben. | |
| [02:47] | Oh, by the way, Benjamin, Sean is, like a ten times better worker than you are. | |
| [02:51] | – He’s here on time, he’s clean… – I’m expecting an important call… | |
| [02:54] | from the Independent Film Channel on that phone, Ben. | |
| [02:56] | Fine. I’ll take a message. Ben, listen to me. | |
| [02:58] | It’s very, very important you answer professionally, OK? | |
| [03:00] | Blumberg Productions. Just answer the phone. “Blumberg Productions.” | |
| [03:03] | Guys, I gotta go. | |
| [03:04] | This is so romantic that I can’t stand it. | |
| [03:06] | – Just tell her you love her. – Fine. | |
| [03:08] | Blumberg Productions! | |
| [03:11] | Cut off. | |
| [04:37] | So. Where’s Noel? | |
| [04:39] | Uh, meeting Ruby at the library. | |
| [04:42] | Oh. They’ve been spending a lot of time together don’t you think? | |
| [04:45] | Yeah. I think he still likes her. | |
| [04:47] | – You do? – What do you think? | |
| [04:50] | I mean, you’ve been hanging out with him more than I have. | |
| [04:53] | Noel doesn’t really like to talk about Ruby with me. | |
| [04:56] | Yeah, it’s tough. | |
| [04:57] | I mean, if she wasn’t pregnant, they’d still be going out. | |
| [05:00] | Yeah, probably. | |
| [05:05] | – Surprise. – Surprise what? | |
| [05:09] | This is Vincent. | |
| [05:11] | Uh, Vincent, that’s Elena, and that’s Julie. | |
| [05:15] | Hey. Right on. How’s it goin’? | |
| [05:16] | Good. | |
| [05:18] | So. What’s up is… | |
| [05:20] | Vincent and I are gonna take down this wallpaper and paint your apartment. | |
| [05:24] | – Wow. – What? | |
| [05:25] | Well, if we don’t do it, it’s never gonna get done, baby. | |
| [05:28] | – He’s right about that one. – No, he’s not. | |
| [05:30] | Tracy, thank you very much, but I got it under control. | |
| [05:33] | No, you don’t have this under control. | |
| [05:35] | Now, if I don’t take a step forward and make this | |
| [05:37] | happen you’re gonna let this slide and lose your deposit. | |
| [05:39] | Vincent’s uncle owns an industrial renovation company, OK? | |
| [05:42] | This is the type of crap he does all day. | |
| [05:45] | This is my apartment, and you don’t get to decide what color it’s gonna be painted | |
| [05:48] | when it’s gonna be painted, or who’s gonna paint it. | |
| [05:50] | I know. That’s why I want you to pick a color. | |
| [05:53] | I was thinking this yellowish tone right here… | |
| [05:55] | or we could go with that violet. | |
| [05:58] | – Violet’s always nice. – You’re not doing this. | |
| [06:01] | Yes, I am, and you’re gonna be very happy | |
| [06:03] | with me when I’m done. I promise, OK? | |
| [06:05] | This is gonna be so fine that people are gonna come here and be, like… | |
| [06:09] | “You mean this isn’t a Fifth Avenue penthouse? What? What?” | |
| [06:12] | You cannot make a mess in here. Noel and I still have to live in here. | |
| [06:14] | “Mess”? There will be no mess, all right? | |
| [06:18] | It will be, like, three clean-up days and that’s it, right? | |
| [06:20] | – Right on. – See? Three. | |
| [06:28] | OK, fine. | |
| [06:30] | Wow. Nobody ever bosses Elena around like that. | |
| [06:35] | – He is not bossing me around. – Yeah, I am. You’re right. | |
| [06:38] | – I’m the man. – What? | |
| [06:39] | – Hey. Vince. Who’s the man? – You are. | |
| [06:45] | Yeah. I see them. And they’re having a good time. | |
| [06:47] | They’re. Like. In a boat… like in, like. You know, a canoe. | |
| [06:51] | Great. Ben. Did I get any messages? | |
| [06:53] | Sean. Do you hear what I’m saying? I think she really likes him. | |
| [06:56] | I think I’m gonna come home. This is stupid. | |
| [06:58] | No, no. You’re not coming home, OK? You went there with a mission. | |
| [07:00] | – You’re gonna complete that mission, Ben. – He hasn’t completed the mission yet? | |
| [07:03] | I know, but what am I supposed to do, just barge in on them? I can’t do that. | |
| [07:05] | Do you have any idea how much this phone call is costing me? | |
| [07:08] | I mean, they round off to the minute those cell phone guys, and you’re roaming. | |
| [07:11] | – I know what roaming is. – Just complete the mission. | |
| [07:13] | And don’t forget, answer the phone… “Blumberg Productions.” OK. Ben? | |
| [07:15] | I know. You told me that. I got it. | |
| [07:17] | – Blumberg Productions. Just answer the phone… – I said, I got it. I got it. | |
| [07:21] | Ben? | |
| [07:24] | – That boy has to get his duck in a row. – Unbelievable. | |
| [07:29] | So, do you think you can set up a meeting for me… | |
| [07:31] | with Mr. Dean or Mr. Deluca or whoever that is? | |
| [07:33] | Well, you know, Seany, usually I would, you know, normally… | |
| [07:36] | but I don’t know if I should be asking for favors right now. | |
| [07:39] | Why not? | |
| [07:41] | – Can you keep a secret? – Yeah. | |
| [07:44] | OK. I don’t know how much longer I’m going to be working here. | |
| [07:48] | I’m applying for college next year. | |
| [07:50] | – Really? – Yes. | |
| [07:52] | – Wow. College? – Yeah, I know. I know. | |
| [07:54] | It’s about time, you know, I get higher education. | |
| [07:57] | Yeah, that’s a… | |
| [07:59] | That was fun. | |
| [08:00] | The studying part was not fun, though. | |
| [08:02] | – That’s true, but the rest of it was. – Yeah. | |
| [08:05] | – Thank you for catching me up on class. – Of course. | |
| [08:09] | You haven’t mentioned Wade all day. | |
| [08:12] | – Is he still coming? – Yeah. Yeah, Sunday. | |
| [08:17] | I didn’t think I’d be this nervous. | |
| [08:22] | We talked on the phone a few times. It’s so weird. | |
| [08:26] | I mean, we make this small talk, you know… | |
| [08:29] | how my classes are, how work is for him. | |
| [08:34] | It’s like these two people who don’t even know each other… | |
| [08:36] | are going through the most important thing in the world. | |
| [08:39] | Yeah. | |
| [08:43] | Well, um, what’s your plan? I mean, have | |
| [08:46] | you guys talked about what the next step is? | |
| [08:48] | No. I guess that’s why I’m so nervous. | |
| [08:53] | Yeah. | |
| [09:12] | You know… | |
| [09:15] | you can call me with anything, | |
| [09:17] | anytime. | |
| [09:19] | I know. | |
| [09:23] | What was that? | |
| [09:25] | Ahh! God… | |
| [09:32] | Oh! A pipe just blew up. | |
| [09:35] | Damn it. Ugh! | |
| [09:46] | So, if this whole medical thing doesn’t work out for you | |
| [09:50] | then you have to open a restaurant. | |
| [09:52] | Or my sister does. Last night, I called | |
| [09:55] | her and I had her fax over the recipe. | |
| [09:58] | Well, regardless, it was amazing. | |
| [10:07] | I know that, um, we both agreed that we wouldn’t rush things… | |
| [10:12] | and we both know what that means, but… | |
| [10:17] | I still think that we should have a fire in here. | |
| [10:20] | Well, I looked, and there’s no firewood. | |
| [10:24] | I think they might have some at the main house. | |
| [10:27] | Don’t go anywhere. | |
| [10:30] | I hear there’s a madman out there in the forest. | |
| [10:51] | Oh, my God! | |
| [11:00] | – What are you doing here? – I came here to tell you something. | |
| [11:02] | What, that you told Richard Greg had a drug problem? | |
| [11:05] | – Yes, but… – What you did was disgusting. | |
| [11:07] | – I know that. – What did Greg ever do to you? | |
| [11:09] | – Nothing. Just wait… – No. You lied to me. | |
| [11:11] | Ben, I asked you if you told anyone. You said “no.” | |
| [11:13] | – Can I say something, please? – Listen. I came up here with Greg, OK? | |
| [11:17] | I’m trying to make this thing work with him, all right? | |
| [11:19] | – I know. – I want you to leave. | |
| [11:20] | – Listen. Can you just wait a second and let me just say… – No. I don’t… | |
| [11:22] | …want you in my life anymore! | |
| [11:51] | – Blumberg Productions. – Good. I just wanted to make sure you’re | |
| [11:53] | answering the phone the right way. How’s it going up there? | |
| [12:04] | So the guy at the front desk said there’s incredible hiking, too. | |
| [12:09] | And he’ll even make us a picnic if we want. | |
| [12:12] | Isn’t this great? A classic romantic cliché. | |
| [12:14] | Yeah. | |
| [12:34] | – This is OK? – Yeah, of course. Yeah. | |
| [12:48] | If you’re not comfortable with this, you know, we can stop. | |
| [12:50] | Oh, no, no. I’m fine. Of course I’m fine. | |
| [13:03] | I’m sorry. I’m… | |
| [13:06] | I’m sorry. I’m not fine. I’m… I’m sorry. | |
| [13:11] | I swear to God. Felicity. There’s no expectations. | |
| [13:15] | I’ll sleep on the couch tonight. | |
| [13:17] | – No. It’s not you. – It’s obviously me. | |
| [13:20] | – No. It’s… – What? | |
| [13:25] | It’s Ben. He showed up. | |
| [13:28] | – What do you mean, “He showed up”? – Ben was here. | |
| [13:33] | – Ben was here? In this place? – Yes. He came to see me. | |
| [13:38] | When? When I went to get firewood? | |
| [13:41] | – Is he still here? – No, no. I told him to leave. | |
| [13:44] | I cannot believe that he came up here. | |
| [13:46] | That’s psycho. You know what? That’s a reason to call the police. | |
| [13:48] | OK. You’re overreacting. Yes, Ben did a | |
| [13:50] | bad thing. That doesn’t make him psycho. | |
| [13:52] | He’s threatened by you, and that’s all it is. | |
| [13:55] | – Why are you defending him? – I’m not defending him. | |
| [13:57] | Look, I told him I don’t want him in my life anymore. | |
| [14:00] | Then why aren’t you celebrating? | |
| [14:05] | Why aren’t you happy about that? | |
| [14:09] | Why did you stop kissing me? | |
| [14:11] | Why did you say “no” when I asked if you were OK? | |
| [14:18] | I just can’t stop thinking about it. | |
| [14:22] | Um… I don’t know. | |
| [14:27] | You can’t stop thinking about… him. | |
| [14:32] | This weekend was supposed to be time away… | |
| [14:35] | from the melodrama of the election… | |
| [14:38] | the health center. The campus. It was supposed to be time for us… | |
| [14:43] | but, uh. Now’s probably not the best time. | |
| [14:50] | I’ll be in the car. | |
| [14:59] | So Tracy’s doing this all for free. | |
| [15:01] | Yeah. He’s got a friend who’s an expert or something. | |
| [15:02] | – He really likes you, huh? – Yeah. I know. | |
| [15:05] | Oh, God. | |
| [15:09] | I’m gonna kill him. | |
| [15:13] | Is this a joke? | |
| [15:15] | This used to be our apartment. | |
| [15:18] | Ugh. What’s that smell? | |
| [15:19] | – The death of a relationship. – OK, what exactly is this friend an expert in? | |
| [15:23] | Hey, baby! | |
| [15:25] | Don’t “hey, baby” me. What is this? | |
| [15:27] | Uh, nothing. Don’t worry. Everything’s great now. | |
| [15:31] | Vincent went to get some more emulsifier. | |
| [15:33] | – What the hell is that? – You guys, I’m starting to feel dizzy. | |
| [15:36] | Wait. Emulsifier? Yeah. | |
| [15:38] | You said it was gonna be clean in here. – You promised. – It is gonna be clean. | |
| [15:41] | We just made a couple of mistakes… | |
| [15:43] | put the wrong cleanser in the machine. | |
| [15:45] | Everything’s fine now, though. | |
| [15:47] | Where do you keep the aspirin? | |
| [15:49] | So what are we supposed to do? We can’t stay in here. | |
| [15:52] | – You guys could stay at my place. – I don’t wanna stay at your place. | |
| [15:54] | – I wanna stay at my place. – You can stay at the loft. – Thank you. | |
| [15:58] | – You both can stay there, if you want. – I accept. | |
| [16:00] | You’ll probably have to remind me later that I accepted. | |
| [16:03] | Baby, your place is gonna look good. I promise. | |
| [16:05] | It’s gonna look awesome. | |
| [16:07] | All right, this is bad. I can’t feel my tongue. | |
| [16:09] | That’ll pass. | |
| [16:10] | You know. I’m gonna go pack up my stuff and this is not funny, Julie. | |
| [16:14] | – Unbelievable. – Are you mad at me, baby? | |
| [16:16] | What do you think? Look at this mess. | |
| [16:55] | Meghan, what’s going on? | |
| [16:58] | I’m no plumber, but I think there’s a leak. | |
| [17:00] | So where’s everyone going? | |
| [17:02] | You’re all staying in the cafeteria for at least two weeks. | |
| [17:06] | – What, you’re not coming? – Hell, no. I’m staying at Swayne’s. | |
| [17:09] | – Who’s Swayne? – He works in the mail room. | |
| [17:13] | Wait. That weird little guy? | |
| [17:15] | Hey, who’s staying in the cafeteria? | |
| [17:18] | So, whatever happened with Greg? | |
| [17:22] | – Um… nothing. – Oh… | |
| [17:25] | Really? | |
| [17:44] | OK. Now, this is just a prototype. | |
| [17:46] | The actual production marshmallow rotisserie is gonna have ten spits. | |
| [17:49] | It’s gonna be motorized with a built-in heat source… | |
| [17:52] | and it’ll be portable. | |
| [17:55] | Yeah. | |
| [17:56] | So, why would anybody need, like, a $40 marshmallow roaster? | |
| [18:00] | Why does anybody need an in-the-shell egg scrambler? | |
| [18:03] | – They don’t. – But they buy them, don’t they? | |
| [18:05] | No one buys those. Have you ever seen anyone buy that? | |
| [18:08] | Hey. Any calls? | |
| [18:11] | No. No? | |
| [18:13] | What, mission failure? | |
| [18:14] | I don’t wanna talk about the mission. | |
| [18:16] | – How’s it goin’? – What’s up? – Great. We’re homeless. | |
| [18:19] | Yeah. They’re gonna be staying here for a few days while their place gets renovated. | |
| [18:23] | – “Renovated.” Jeez. – Want a s’more? | |
| [18:26] | – Yeah. Sure. – Yeah? OK. | |
| [18:29] | Watch the ease with which the’mallow glides off the Teflon skewer. | |
| [18:33] | Yeah. You don’t have to narrate it for me. Just give it to me. | |
| [18:37] | – All right. – Thanks. | |
| [18:38] | So Felicity didn’t accept your apology? | |
| [18:42] | You guys all know where I was? | |
| [18:45] | What, she called from up there to tell you what an idiot I am? | |
| [18:48] | No. She called from down here to tell us what an idiot you are. | |
| [18:52] | She came back? | |
| [18:54] | And then there was this pipe explosion at the dorm. | |
| [18:57] | Yeah. A water main burst. | |
| [18:59] | Anyway. She’s staying at the cafeteria… | |
| [19:01] | with all of her advisees and stuff. | |
| [19:03] | – But I wouldn’t go down there if I were you. – No, I’m not gonna go down there. | |
| [19:10] | She came back? | |
| [19:29] | * Time can dive and whirl * | |
| [19:32] | Confetti | |
| [19:35] | It can lead you on though it blows away | |
| [19:42] | I don’t think I know | |
| [19:46] | I’m just a needle in the high tide | |
| [19:50] | * Waiting for kids to play * | |
| [19:56] | *I can’t wait for someone to come * | |
| [20:01] | * No. No. God. I can’t wait for someone * | |
| [20:06] | OK. All better. | |
| [20:08] | * No. No. God I can’t wait for someone * | |
| [20:13] | * Love * | |
| [20:17] | * Faces on the bridge * | |
| [20:19] | * Lovers and places that you know * | |
| [20:23] | * They bring comfort to your soul * | |
| [20:26] | Hey. | |
| [20:29] | So, the minute I got home they paged to get me to come help out. | |
| [20:33] | So I guess it was probably for the best that we came back. | |
| [20:37] | No, it wasn’t. I feel awful about tonight. | |
| [20:41] | Don’t. Don’t worry about it. | |
| [20:43] | I mean, you get us this amazing cabin. | |
| [20:46] | You cook us this… | |
| [20:47] | or your sister cooks us this incredible meal. | |
| [20:50] | Uh, that was me cooking. | |
| [20:54] | I mean, instead of this relaxing weekend… | |
| [20:56] | you drive two hours back to the city… | |
| [20:58] | to, basically, start working for the Red Cross. | |
| [21:02] | Well, it was my choice to come help out. | |
| [21:06] | Yeah, I know. | |
| [21:09] | Can I take you to dinner tomorrow night, please? | |
| [21:15] | What about Ben? | |
| [21:17] | Ben is from my past, and he’s over… | |
| [21:20] | and he’s not gonna get in the way of my life anymore. | |
| [21:24] | So, please, can I take you to dinner? | |
| [21:32] | – OK. – Good. | |
| [22:00] | Did you really follow Ben to New York? | |
| [22:07] | Sort of. Why? | |
| [22:09] | That’s what Noel told me… | |
| [22:11] | but I didn’t really understand because he said you guys weren’t even friends. | |
| [22:17] | Well, the story’s a little embarrassing. | |
| [22:24] | I, uh… | |
| [22:27] | I always knew who Ben was in high school. | |
| [22:32] | I always saw him and thought… | |
| [22:37] | if we knew each other, we would love each other. | |
| [22:41] | And, uh… | |
| [22:44] | graduation… he signed my yearbook… | |
| [22:48] | and what he wrote… | |
| [22:52] | just confirmed what I thought about him. | |
| [22:58] | So I jettisoned my whole life plan… | |
| [23:01] | and came to New York. | |
| [23:03] | You don’t seem like the kind of person who’d follow a guy like that. | |
| [23:09] | Yeah, well… of course, now I’ve realized… | |
| [23:12] | that I was running away from things… | |
| [23:15] | as much as I was running towards something. | |
| [23:21] | Yeah, Ben was just… | |
| [23:23] | it was just a silly fantasy that I had. | |
| [23:26] | Who you ended up dating. That’s cool. | |
| [23:29] | How many girIs get to date their fantasy? | |
| [23:32] | Yeah, but the fantasy is beautiful and shallow. | |
| [23:36] | The actual relationship’s a whole different thing. | |
| [23:41] | Wow. | |
| [23:44] | Whatever he wrote in your yearbook must have been pretty great. | |
| [23:48] | Yeah. | |
| [23:51] | It was. | |
| [23:56] | – Well, good luck falling asleep. – You, too. | |
| [24:56] | What is that? Yoga? Praying to Mr. Sun? | |
| [24:58] | I told you, I slept in the cafeteria last night. | |
| [25:01] | You poor thing. | |
| [25:03] | I could never spend the night in a smelly cafeteria. | |
| [25:06] | Hey, why don’t you come stay with me and Samuel? | |
| [25:09] | Oh, yeah. You could sleep in between us. And we’ll make a sophomore sandwich. | |
| [25:12] | – It’ll be fun. – No, thanks. I’m OK. | |
| [25:17] | So, I can’t believe you didn’t forgive Benjamin right on the spot. | |
| [25:20] | He shouldn’t be apologizing to me. He should talk to Greg. | |
| [25:23] | The whole reason he went up there was to make | |
| [25:25] | himself feel better. It was ultimately selfish. | |
| [25:27] | Oh, OK, so he goes to the train station… | |
| [25:30] | buys a ticket, spends over two hours trying to reach you… | |
| [25:33] | just to say he’s sorry, and that’s selfish. | |
| [25:36] | OK. That is not selfish, honey, OK? | |
| [25:38] | That is the opposite of selfish. That’s… buy-fish. | |
| [25:42] | – Can I, uh, take my break now? – No, you cannot take your break right now. | |
| [25:46] | Benjamin has changed a lot in the last few months… | |
| [25:48] | and you cannot tell me that you have not noticed. | |
| [25:51] | – I’m sure he has, but that doesn’t mean… – But nothing! | |
| [25:53] | You are blind to the new Benjamin for some reason. | |
| [25:57] | You… you need glasses, like me. | |
| [26:00] | – Take mine. – Javier, I don’t… | |
| [26:03] | Take mine. Go ahead. Put them on. | |
| [26:05] | OK. You look nice, I think. | |
| [26:07] | Now, do you see him? You see the new Benjamin? | |
| [26:10] | – This is… – It’s funny but I am not kidding. | |
| [26:16] | Now, Benjamin came in here before you went off to that godforsaken place… | |
| [26:18] | and he felt so bad about the whole thing with Greg and Richard. | |
| [26:23] | He was almost in tears. | |
| [26:25] | Are you serious? | |
| [26:30] | – Nice look. – Hey. Thanks. | |
| [26:33] | – Oh, hello, you. – Hi. | |
| [26:38] | Julie. | |
| [26:39] | Julie, hi. Sorry. Sorry. So sorry. | |
| [26:42] | Well, now you are on your break and I’m taking my eyebalIs back. | |
| [26:50] | So, how’s the cafeteria? | |
| [26:51] | It’s fine. You know, wood floors… | |
| [26:54] | hundreds of people snoring, echoing all night. | |
| [26:56] | – It’s fine. – Hmm. OK. Well, there’s a couch at the loft waiting for you. | |
| [27:00] | And Elena and Noel are both staying there so there’s | |
| [27:02] | a huge crowd and you’ll barely have to even see Ben. | |
| [27:06] | I just don’t think I could stay there after what happened last night. | |
| [27:09] | Well, maybe this is a good time for you guys to make up. | |
| [27:12] | I mean, you’re gonna forgive each other eventually, right? | |
| [27:16] | I was pretty hard on him. | |
| [27:18] | Good! You’re staying there. Done deal. | |
| [27:20] | OK. Then do you mind if Ruby stays there, too? | |
| [27:22] | I mean, she’s, like, five months pregnant sleeping next to a Coke machine. | |
| [27:25] | Oh, my God. Of course she can. Yeah. | |
| [27:28] | OK. You want a coffee? I’m on break now. | |
| [27:31] | Yes, please. Decaf. | |
| [27:40] | – OK, seriously, how is this comfortable? – You are never to touch my underwear. | |
| [27:45] | We have some new guests. Let me take your bags. | |
| [27:48] | Hey. | |
| [27:49] | – Did you guys hear about Calvin? – Yeah, the pipes broke? | |
| [27:54] | Hey. Uh. Is Wade here. Yet? | |
| [27:55] | – Oh, um, his flight got delayed. – Oh. | |
| [28:03] | – Hey. – Hi. | |
| [28:08] | Thanks for, you know, letting us stay here. | |
| [28:10] | – Sure. – Yeah, thank you so much. | |
| [28:12] | Yeah, sure. No problem. | |
| [28:15] | OK. Who’s got plans tonight? | |
| [28:18] | – Uh, I do. – Mmm, so do I. | |
| [28:21] | No. No. No. Come on. It’s game night. OK? | |
| [28:23] | I got Boggle, Twister, Masterminds, Scruples, Battleship. | |
| [28:27] | Boggle. God, I feel like I haven’t played that in a million years. | |
| [28:31] | – I so kicked your ass in Boggle. – No, you did not. | |
| [28:33] | Well, I will kick anybody’s ass in Mastermind. | |
| [28:37] | Not mine, you won’t. | |
| [28:40] | – What are you doing here? – Don’t worry about it. I got somebody working on it. | |
| [28:43] | – You guys, your place is gonna look good. – There’s strangers in our apartment? | |
| [28:46] | – Hey, do you play? – Uh, Battleship? No. | |
| [28:49] | Mastermind? Watch out, now. | |
| [29:00] | – Hey, where are you going? – I got a paper due. | |
| [29:03] | Oh. OK. Uh. Who likes s’mores? | |
| [29:09] | Me. | |
| [29:12] | – You got room for one more? – What happened to Swayne? | |
| [29:15] | Swayne is a giant son of a bitch. | |
| [29:19] | You, uh, still owe me for the tour of the dorm. I figured this way, we’d be even. | |
| [29:22] | Welcome to game night. | |
| [29:28] | OK. OK. | |
| [29:31] | I don’t think you can do that. | |
| [29:32] | – I’m taking orders. Who wants s’mores? – I do. – I do. | |
| [29:35] | – Yeah? – Yeah, I do. – I do. I do. – Want s’mores? Julie? Julie? | |
| [29:38] | Yeah! Aah! | |
| [31:06] | It’s a fair game. It’s competitive. | |
| [31:08] | You play this better than I do. I can’t play this that well. | |
| [31:26] | Blumberg Productions. | |
| [31:32] | Yeah? Uh-huh. | |
| [31:35] | Right. Right, right, right. | |
| [31:39] | Uh, yeah. Sure. | |
| [31:43] | Wow. No. I… I… | |
| [31:45] | Yeah. Tomorrow’s fantastic. First thing is. Uh- – | |
| [31:49] | OK. | |
| [31:52] | Thank you. | |
| [31:54] | Hey. Uh… | |
| [31:57] | the Independent Film Channel wants to buy “Docuventary.” | |
| [32:04] | Oh, my God! That is so great. | |
| [32:25] | Um, that’s the documentary we’re all in, right? | |
| [32:28] | Uh, yeah. Yeah, isn’t that great? | |
| [32:30] | No. | |
| [32:32] | Oh, there’s nothing to be afraid of. I mean, everybody comes off really great. | |
| [32:35] | Julie, you… you saw it. Is… is it good? | |
| [32:41] | It’s… uh… um… Sean just kissed me. | |
| [32:47] | Oh, God. What time is it? | |
| [32:49] | – 8:15. Do you have any lipstick I can borrow? | |
| [32:51] | Yeah. | |
| [32:53] | I got to go. | |
| [32:57] | – I’m Wade. – Hey. Wade. Come on in. | |
| [33:01] | – You want a drink or something? – No, no. I’m OK. | |
| [33:06] | Hello. | |
| [33:07] | – Hi. | – Hi. |
| [33:09] | Is, uh, Ruby here? | |
| [33:11] | Yeah. She’s… she’s getting ready. | |
| [33:12] | – Cool. Thanks. – Yeah. | |
| [33:19] | – So, you’re the guy that knocked her up. – Meghan! – What? | |
| [33:22] | Someone has to say what we’re all thinking. | |
| [33:26] | Forgive Meghan. She hasn’t learned yet that being | |
| [33:28] | rude and being charming aren’t the same thing. | |
| [33:30] | – I’m Noel. – Hi. Oh. You’re Noel. | |
| [33:33] | Yeah, and you’re Wade. | |
| [33:35] | Yeah. | |
| [33:39] | I’ll get it. As if anyone else would offer. | |
| [33:43] | – Hey. – How you doing? | |
| [33:45] | – Good. How you doing? | – Good. |
| [33:50] | Richard. We sold it. Call me. | |
| [33:53] | Hi. What are you doing here? | |
| [33:57] | I’m meeting Felicity. | |
| [34:00] | She’s getting dressed. | |
| [34:02] | – Hi. – Hey. | |
| [34:05] | – I’m Greg. – Wade. | |
| [34:07] | – How you doing? – Hey, sorry. | |
| [34:09] | Yeah. Hey, take your time. | |
| [34:11] | Hi. I’m… I’m Felicity. | |
| [34:14] | – Oh, Ruby’s R.A., right? – Right. | |
| [34:16] | Well, she loves you. | |
| [34:17] | Oh, you must… you must be Wade. | |
| [34:25] | – Wade. – Hi. | |
| [34:33] | Hi. | |
| [34:40] | Somebody leave. | |
| [34:43] | – Uh, we should get going. – Yeah, we should be. | |
| [34:48] | I’ll see you guys later. | |
| [35:04] | Hey, you hungry? | |
| [35:05] | Starved. Yeah. | |
| [35:14] | – You want to play? – Uh, no, thanks. | |
| [35:21] | – Ben… want to play? – Uh… no. No, thanks. | |
| [35:40] | Operation? | |
| [35:43] | What the hell. | |
| [35:53] | I got it. I got it. | |
| [35:56] | Hey! | |
| [35:58] | You got to tell me what the hell she sees in the | |
| [36:00] | guy because, seriously, Greg can kiss my ass. | |
| [36:01] | Mine, too. Whenever he wants. | |
| [36:03] | You know what? Just calm yourself down, OK? Roast yourself a few marshmallows. | |
| [36:06] | – I don’t want marshmallows. – You want Felicity. – Yes. | |
| [36:09] | Then go get her, because she wants you, too. | |
| [36:13] | What? Wait a sec. What does that mean? What do you mean? | |
| [36:16] | I am her roommate. Think about it for a second. | |
| [36:18] | Roommates pick up on all the subtleties… | |
| [36:21] | all the insignificant details that tell you things about | |
| [36:24] | the person you’re living with you don’t even want to know. | |
| [36:27] | So I have one thing you don’t have. | |
| [36:30] | I have a lot of things you don’t have but one of them… | |
| [36:33] | is insight into Felicity Porter. | |
| [36:38] | This is how I know Felicity still likes you. | |
| [36:41] | – Are you ready? – Yeah, what… what is it? | |
| [36:44] | – Sarah McLachlan. – What? | |
| [36:49] | When Felicity showed up last year head over heeIs for you… | |
| [36:51] | Sarah McLachlan was all she listened to. | |
| [36:54] | If “Fumbling Towards Ecstasy” wasn’t in the CD player… | |
| [36:57] | it was only so “Solace” could get a little airplay. | |
| [36:59] | I started calling it Ben music… | |
| [37:01] | not to her face, but behind her back. | |
| [37:04] | But then, it went away and I thought Sarah was gone for good. | |
| [37:06] | I almost started celebrating, and then you showed up again. | |
| [37:09] | You offered Felicity this cross-country trip of a lifetime… | |
| [37:12] | which means I got to memorize every lyric from “Surfacing”… | |
| [37:15] | all ten songs. | |
| [37:17] | This year started off McLachlan heavy… | |
| [37:20] | until the big break-up. And then, all | |
| [37:22] | Felicity’s hair went away, and so did Sarah… | |
| [37:25] | until you guys broke into the pool. | |
| [37:28] | Now, maybe it was a coincidence but guess who started to make a comeback. | |
| [37:31] | It was gradual but constant, and now, | |
| [37:34] | if you want me to… I can sing any song from | |
| [37:36] | “Mirrorball”… which really annoys the hell out of me. | |
| [37:40] | So, if you’re ever curious about whether Felicity | |
| [37:42] | has the hots for you just check her boom box. | |
| [37:53] | That’s the dumbest theory I’ve ever heard. | |
| [37:55] | No. I buy it. | |
| [37:58] | Let me put it this way. Greg knows how to work it. | |
| [38:02] | If she spends too much time with him Sarah’s going back on the shelf. | |
| [38:19] | Is that Sarah McLachlan thing true? | |
| [38:22] | I got to pee. | |
| [38:37] | – So, what do you think? – I don’t know. I haven’t decided yet. | |
| [38:45] | You know, I wish I knew you well enough to tell you… | |
| [38:47] | that it just drives me insane that Ben’s your new roommate. | |
| [38:49] | Look, I’m only staying there because Julie invited me. | |
| [38:57] | You know, he came by my work today. | |
| [39:00] | – Who? – Ben. | |
| [39:02] | – He came by to apologize. – Good. You deserve it. | |
| [39:11] | So, what did he say? | |
| [39:14] | That, uh, he was sorry. | |
| [39:18] | – Hmm. Good. – Yeah. | |
| [39:33] | So, what, um… | |
| [39:37] | what exactly was that kiss? | |
| [39:43] | Uh, I don’t know. Sorry. I got excited… | |
| [39:47] | about, you know, my movie. | |
| [39:50] | OK. | |
| [39:52] | So that’s, you know, that’s all… that that was? | |
| [40:00] | No. No. There’s a little more to it than that. | |
| [40:09] | I am totally, madly, insanely, passionately in love with you. | |
| [40:14] | I have been for a long time. | |
| [40:16] | And before you ask, no, I’m not kidding. | |
| [40:32] | – What? | – What? |
| [40:35] | You were staring off. | |
| [40:36] | Oh, I was… I was just thinking about Ruby. | |
| [40:40] | You know, being out with… | |
| [40:42] | – Wade. | – Wade. Heh. |
| [40:45] | I’ve got to say something. So, please, just let me say it. | |
| [40:47] | You’ve got to be… I… I thought you said… you were | |
| [40:49] | gonna stop screwing up my life. I know. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. | |
| [40:51] | What was the apology for? I’m sorry. | |
| [40:55] | I’ve made a lot a lot of mistakes and nobody knows that more than you do. | |
| [41:00] | But the biggest mistake I ever made was letting you go. | |
| [41:04] | What I should have done is realize that being | |
| [41:06] | with you made me the luckiest guy on the planet. | |
| [41:09] | What I should have done is treat you with respect. | |
| [41:11] | I should have done a lot of things I didn’t do | |
| [41:13] | and I didn’t do them because I was afraid. | |
| [41:15] | – I was scared. – Ben, I’m on a date right now… | |
| [41:17] | I know, please, just… just let me finish. | |
| [41:20] | You and I should be together. | |
| [41:23] | And the reason I’m saying this now the reason I’m not | |
| [41:25] | waiting is because I don’t want to risk losing you again. | |
| [41:27] | I mean. The only difference now is that this time you’re the one who’s afraid. | |
| [41:30] | – I’m afraid? – Yeah, because you don’t trust me anymore. | |
| [41:33] | – Why do you think that is, Ben? – Please, can you just give us a second? | |
| [41:35] | – No, you know what? You had your chance. – Felicity, I will do whatever it takes… | |
| [41:38] | because the only thing I’m afraid of now is | |
| [41:40] | that you’re not willing to take the chance, too. | |
| [41:41] | – Ben, you can’t do this. – I can’t do what? | |
| [41:44] | Just show up and make these little speeches. | |
| [41:46] | I mean, that’s not how it works, OK? | |
| [41:48] | – You did the exact same thing last year. – No. That’s not what I did last year. | |
| [41:51] | – It’s not the same thing at all. – This is exactly the same thing. | |
| [41:53] | I was leaving to go with Noel and you just show up and you make these overtures. | |
| [41:57] | I mean. This is how you operate. | |
| [41:58] | It’s not how I operate. It’s how I feel about you. | |
| [42:01] | No. It’s this thing you do. It’s this pattern, you know? | |
| [42:03] | It’s not about me, it’s about the chase… | |
| [42:05] | – That’s not true. It’s not. – It is true. That’s all this is. | |
| [42:07] | – Why don’t you just get the hell out of here? – Because we’re not done. | |
| [42:09] | No, you know what? You are done. Greg, come on. | |
| [42:11] | Please, just, please… you know… | |
| [42:14] | Stop it, you guys. Oh, my God! | |
| [42:18] | Is he gonna show up every time we go out? | |
| [42:21] | Oh, my God. Are you OK? | |
| [42:24] | That guy really knows how to hit. | |
| [42:26] | Can we go, please? | |
| [42:39] | You should, um, put some ice on that. | |
| [42:47] | Greg. Wait. |