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| [00:01] | Previously on Felicity… | |
| [00:03] | OK. Good-bye. | |
| [00:06] | Apparently, this was all a big misunderstanding. | |
| [00:09] | – What? – They’re backpedaling. You won. | |
| [00:11] | – We won?! – We won. | |
| [00:14] | Oh, God! | |
| [00:21] | I sent a letter to the Independent Film Channel… on that docuventary thing | |
| [00:24] | that I did last year. And they want to see it, so I’m sending’em a copy. | |
| [00:27] | – The thing I was in? Please don’t send it.- Oh, I’m sending it. | |
| [00:32] | Hi there. The name’s Sean Blumberg. | |
| [00:37] | I’m a documentarian. | |
| [00:39] | How do I look? | |
| [00:41] | Fat. | |
| [00:43] | – Really? – Yeah. | |
| [00:45] | Maybe because you’re so close. Take a couple steps back. | |
| [00:51] | See? | |
| [00:52] | No. You still look fat. | |
| [00:55] | Give me the camera. | |
| [00:58] | Are you sure you know how to make a documentary? | |
| [01:00] | – Yes. Hey! – No. | |
| [01:02] | Listen to me. I talked to the guy… at the Independent Film Channel. | |
| [01:05] | – Can you tell me this without filming me? – He wants me to continue my documentary | |
| [01:08] | but he wants me to add scope and context so this year. | |
| [01:10] | I’m gonna ask everybody what they wanna do with the rest of their lives. | |
| [01:13] | I hate that question. It’s my worst nightmare. | |
| [01:15] | That’s what I’ m lookin’ for. That’s emotion. Baby. | |
| [01:17] | Hey. Why is that such a tough question. Ben? | |
| [01:20] | I really don’t like being interviewed, especially by you. | |
| [01:22] | – I don’t like it, so… – Ben. It’s cool, man. Don’t worry about it. | |
| [01:25] | This time, I’m workin’ with him. | |
| [01:29] | So. Will you sit down with us over the next couple of… – No. I’m busy. | |
| [01:31] | I’m getting all my community service out of the way. | |
| [01:33] | I got 6 jobs over 72 hours, and then I’m done, so… | |
| [01:36] | Good. We’ll come visit you at those jobs. | |
| [01:38] | You’re not comin’ to visit me at those jobs, all right? | |
| [01:40] | Oh. OK. Hey. Listen. | |
| [01:43] | Do you think Felicity will want to participate? | |
| [01:45] | No! | |
| [01:46] | Really? Will you help us convince her? | |
| [01:48] | No-o-o! | |
| [01:50] | – I think they’ll do it. – Of course they’ll do it. | |
| [01:53] | Hey, tilt the camera back and forth. | |
| [01:55] | – What? – Yeah. | |
| [01:58] | Scotty, divert the warp drive into the shield. | |
| [02:01] | No, I can’t do it, Captain. | |
| [02:04] | The shield’s at 30%. She just doesn’t have the power. | |
| [02:10] | Heh heh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is gonna be fun. | |
| [02:55] | You want to interview me? Yeah. | |
| [03:00] | Uh, you know what? No, no, I can’t. | |
| [03:02] | – No, forget it. – Why? | |
| [03:04] | No. Because… | |
| [03:06] | I heard that the camera adds fifty pounds. | |
| [03:10] | No. The camera adds ten pounds. | |
| [03:13] | – Only ten? – Yeah. | |
| [03:15] | That’s not so bad. | |
| [03:20] | OK, I’ll do it. All right, go ahead. | |
| [03:23] | – OK, so the first ques… – Oh, now? | |
| [03:25] | Wait one second. Felicity. Can l- – | |
| [03:29] | Hey! Wait. Wait. Hey! Hey! Felicity. | |
| [03:31] | Here we go. | |
| [03:33] | Felicity. Please. Come on. | |
| [03:37] | It got so personal last year. That was the point. | |
| [03:40] | A major subplot was your love life. Huh? | |
| [03:42] | You gotta continue that story line. | |
| [03:44] | It’s not a story line. It’s my life. | |
| [03:46] | Yeah. Hold this for a second. | |
| [03:50] | Dick. Hold this. Hold the camera. | |
| [03:54] | Listen… | |
| [03:56] | this is the first real chance I’ve | |
| [03:58] | ever had, right… at something legit. | |
| [04:01] | But this is an ongoing documentary, right… | |
| [04:03] | so I have to interview the same people from last year… | |
| [04:05] | which includes you… | |
| [04:07] | my star, right? | |
| [04:10] | So, please, come on. | |
| [04:12] | I don’t even have a love life. | |
| [04:13] | I don’t care. I don’t. And Ben already agreed to do it. | |
| [04:16] | – He did? – Yeah, he’s psyched, right? | |
| [04:19] | Oh. My God. He’s totally psyched. | |
| [04:21] | Totally psyched. | |
| [04:22] | I’m gonna shove that camera up your ass. I’m not kiddin’. | |
| [04:24] | Felicity said… – No, she didn’t. | |
| [04:26] | – Yes, she did. – No, she didn’t. – Yes. She did! | |
| [04:30] | Fine. Just hurry up and get it over with. | |
| [04:34] | Just ask me some questions and get it over with. | |
| [04:36] | Start off by tellin’ us just what you’re doing here? | |
| [04:40] | I’m doing community service. | |
| [04:42] | Felicity and I got caught doing a very naughty thing. | |
| [04:44] | We broke into the campus pool which apparently | |
| [04:46] | is like murdering somebody around here. | |
| [04:49] | OK. Now that you’re a sophomore what are you gonna do | |
| [04:51] | with the rest of your life… besides dry these dishes? | |
| [04:55] | – When are you gonna do this with Felicity? – We’ re goingthe re next | |
| [04:58] | – She and Greg are gonna do the interview. – Oh, that’ll be good. | |
| [05:02] | A lot of statistics. That’ll be entertaining. | |
| [05:05] | – Oh, my God. – What? | |
| [05:08] | Look at that. | |
| [05:11] | – It’s a retainer. – Oh. Dear God. | |
| [05:14] | I’m never gonna break into the campus pool again. | |
| [05:21] | Hey! | |
| [05:22] | Sorry. I had to get the wire through. | |
| [05:25] | Guys, thanks again for doin’ this. | |
| [05:27] | See if you still want to thank us after the interview. | |
| [05:30] | Uh, we are just gonna put up a couple of lights… | |
| [05:33] | – then we’ll be all set. – OK. | |
| [05:35] | Come on. | |
| [05:36] | No. Don’t say, “Come on,” like I work for you. – Come on. | |
| [05:39] | – I’m not kidding. – Come on! – Sean, cut it out! | |
| [05:42] | Come on. | |
| [05:45] | I’m sorry, but did you kiss me in here the other day? | |
| [05:50] | Uh, yeah. I guess I did. | |
| [05:53] | I… I thought so. | |
| [05:54] | I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. | |
| [05:58] | All right, this’ll only take a second. | |
| [06:01] | So I guess I owe you one. | |
| [06:06] | Wait, wait, wait. | |
| [06:08] | What? | |
| [06:09] | Nothing. | |
| [06:12] | Perfect. Beautiful, beautiful. | |
| [06:14] | Good. Good. Good. Good. Ohh. | |
| [06:20] | What’s that smell? | |
| [06:21] | Are you gonna, uh, interview Julie? | |
| [06:24] | Yeah. | |
| [06:26] | See, I think she should interview you. | |
| [06:28] | OK. Shut up. | |
| [06:29] | You’re never gonna tell her you love her, are you? | |
| [06:32] | – You know what? – What’s he talking about? | |
| [06:34] | Nothing. Nothing. | |
| [06:37] | So. Tell me about Felicity and her friends. | |
| [06:39] | Does this look stupid or fantastic? | |
| [06:42] | – Is this good? Because… It’s good. | |
| [06:44] | It hurts a bit in the back. | |
| [06:47] | Felicity is my favorite. She’s the sweetest thing. | |
| [06:50] | She’s optimistic, and she’s so romantic… | |
| [06:53] | and she’s an autumn, too, you know. | |
| [06:56] | A who? | |
| [06:58] | Autumn. It’s a season. | |
| [07:00] | Like what colors look good on you? | |
| [07:03] | Like, she’s an autumn, and I’m an autumn, also. | |
| [07:06] | You know? So that we’re kind of like sisters. | |
| [07:09] | Noel. Noel is… is a sweetheart. | |
| [07:13] | He’s a cutie pie. | |
| [07:16] | If Noel was gay, my boyfriend | |
| [07:19] | would be in big trouble, OK? | |
| [07:23] | Pack your bags and move out. | |
| [07:25] | You know, I don’t care if it’s rent control. | |
| [07:27] | Move out. Guess who’s coming to dinner. | |
| [07:30] | – And. Action. No. Don’t look at me. – Sean. Shut up. | |
| [07:33] | – OK. When I tell you to begin… – Don’t look at me. – Sean. | |
| [07:36] | I’m sorry. It’s all right. Go ahead. | |
| [07:38] | When I tell you guys to begin you’ll have | |
| [07:40] | 45 minutes to answer 3 essay questions. | |
| [07:43] | Um, remember to keep your responses clear and concise. | |
| [07:46] | And remember… pace yourselves, OK? | |
| [07:50] | Any questions? | |
| [07:52] | Good luck. Ben. | |
| [07:54] | Teaching was never something that I thought about doing. | |
| [07:58] | But I’ve been a T.A. For a few months now… | |
| [08:01] | and I think I’ve really got the hang of it. | |
| [08:04] | What exactly are you? | |
| [08:06] | Uh, it’s a T.A. I, like, I assist the teacher. | |
| [08:09] | So he doesn’t have to show up. I come in. | |
| [08:11] | You went from an R.A. To a T.A. | |
| [08:13] | That’s good. – Isn’t that good? | |
| [08:18] | Did you hear? | |
| [08:19] | What? | |
| [08:21] | About Maureen. | |
| [08:22] | No. What happened? | |
| [08:24] | Let’s just say her punch card’s missing. | |
| [08:26] | What? | |
| [08:27] | Yeah. Her sack lunch won’t be in the fridge anymore. | |
| [08:30] | – What are you talking about? – Have you seen Maureen today? | |
| [08:32] | – No. – Well, you won’t see her tomorrow, either. | |
| [08:34] | – What are you saying? Did she quit? – You didn’t hear it from me. | |
| [08:37] | Hey, what do you think of this sweater? | |
| [08:39] | My sister sent it to me. | |
| [08:43] | Totally. | |
| [08:54] | I really want that job. | |
| [08:56] | Why? | |
| [08:57] | Because it’d be a great experience… | |
| [08:59] | and plus, a little more money. | |
| [09:01] | And it’d also be good to have on my resume. | |
| [09:05] | Now, last year, you were straddling art and medicine. | |
| [09:10] | Yeah. You were also straddling Noel. | |
| [09:12] | Richard! | |
| [09:14] | I’m sorry. | |
| [09:15] | Uh, Ben. Oh, Ben. | |
| [09:18] | He’s like… he, uh, | |
| [09:20] | he’s so confused, you know? | |
| [09:23] | He’s like this… this sweet dumb guy. | |
| [09:26] | But the thing is, the twist… | |
| [09:29] | is he’s not dumb at all, you know? | |
| [09:32] | He just comes off that way. | |
| [09:38] | I’d just really like to say for the record that | |
| [09:40] | I really enjoy working in the admissions office. | |
| [09:44] | Leonore and I have a lot in common. | |
| [09:51] | But what’s your job here exactly? | |
| [09:53] | Oh, I, uh… I file classified student files. | |
| [09:58] | Yeah. If there’s a problem with the system… | |
| [10:00] | somebody like me has access to your classified student files. | |
| [10:04] | And what do you want to do with the rest of your life? | |
| [10:08] | Come on. Dick. Dick. | |
| [10:10] | Come on, man. I see more of the mike than his head. | |
| [10:13] | Excuse me. My arms aren’t made of steel. | |
| [10:15] | Yeah. You need arms of steel to hold a microphone. Come on. | |
| [10:17] | Hey, how’d that interview go with Greg and Felicity? | |
| [10:21] | The interview went… it was fine. It was great. | |
| [10:23] | – Great. – Really good, yeah. | |
| [10:25] | Man. You really hate that guy. Huh? | |
| [10:27] | Yeah, I do. I do hate that guy. | |
| [10:30] | But her hours are almost up there and then | |
| [10:32] | I’ll never have to think about him again, so… | |
| [10:34] | You’re the one with the access to the classified files. | |
| [10:36] | Why don’t you just. I dunno. Change his G.P.A.? | |
| [10:39] | You’ll feel a lot better. | |
| [10:48] | You seem nervous. | |
| [10:52] | Um, I am nervous. | |
| [10:54] | I’m… I’m about to make a pitch. | |
| [10:58] | For what? | |
| [11:01] | For me. | |
| [11:04] | Um… I heard that Maureen quit and I think I could take her place. | |
| [11:08] | You? | |
| [11:10] | I know that I’ve only been here for a few months… | |
| [11:13] | but I think I’ve shown real dedication here… | |
| [11:16] | and despite the sit-in which completely disrupted service for two days… | |
| [11:19] | I’m always on time, if not early… | |
| [11:22] | and I’ve basically been shadowing you, so I know how you work. | |
| [11:25] | Plus, I have prior experience. I worked at my dad’s office for two summers… | |
| [11:29] | and I also volunteered at the Stanford hospital the pediatric unit. | |
| [11:34] | I wondered if you’d want to stay on here… after your community service is over. | |
| [11:38] | Well, only if I’m right for the job. | |
| [11:40] | I mean, I don’t want favoritism. | |
| [11:43] | – Why would there be favoritism? – Well, you know what I mean. | |
| [11:46] | Am I wasting your time? Have you already found a replacement? | |
| [11:49] | No, no, no. You’re not wasting your time. | |
| [11:51] | Good. Well, then, please officially consider me. | |
| [11:57] | I will. | |
| [12:51] | – Call me later? – Yeah, I will. | |
| [12:57] | Hey. | |
| [13:01] | So, what do you know about that guy Greg? | |
| [13:07] | Oh, um… Ruby and I went to see him. He seemed really nice. That’s about it. | |
| [13:10] | What about Greg and Felicity? | |
| [13:13] | – What do you mean? – I mean, you know if they’re getting together? | |
| [13:19] | Greg and Felicity? | |
| [13:20] | Yeah. She hasn’t said anything about that yet? No? | |
| [13:23] | – No. Are they dating? – I think so, yeah. I think maybe. | |
| [13:28] | I had no idea. | |
| [13:29] | I just learned somethin’ pretty interesting about that guy. | |
| [13:33] | Two years ago, he was busted for cocaine possession. | |
| [13:39] | That guy? Are you sure? | |
| [13:41] | – Yeah, I’m sure. – He works in the health center. | |
| [13:43] | I know. I thought that was pretty screwed up, too… | |
| [13:45] | and so now I don’t know what to do. Do I tell her? | |
| [13:47] | Do I not tell her? I don’t know. | |
| [13:50] | Well, we’re not sure that they’re getting together, right? | |
| [13:53] | That’s true, but if I find out that they are, I gotta tell her. | |
| [13:57] | OK, but until then, we can’t overreact. | |
| [14:01] | She’s an adult, so we should probably just stay out of this. | |
| [14:08] | Yeah, she’s an adult. | |
| [14:12] | There was somethin’ about that guy I didn’t like. | |
| [14:14] | Tell me about it. | |
| [14:25] | Dear Sally… | |
| [14:31] | OK, this isn’t gonna work. | |
| [14:33] | Oh, no, no. Come on. It’s like a day in the life. We need this. | |
| [14:38] | Oh, good. You guys. | |
| [14:40] | Hey, how about that tour of the dorm? | |
| [14:42] | I’m gonna be late for work. Maybe Meghan can do it. | |
| [14:45] | Oh, yeah, ’cause I do everything Felicity says now. | |
| [14:47] | Have a good day, master. | |
| [14:52] | You want a tour? | |
| [14:56] | Yeah. | |
| [14:57] | How much you got? | |
| [15:02] | Uh… 50. | |
| [15:03] | – 75. – 60. | |
| [15:04] | – 75. – OK, wait. Just… | |
| [15:09] | – Deal. – 90. | |
| [15:12] | – You just said 75. – I meant 90. | |
| [15:14] | OK. | |
| [15:17] | Now get out. | |
| [15:19] | You take American Express? | |
| [15:24] | Well, do you? | |
| [15:29] | Elena. Oh, I love Elena. She’s so sassy. | |
| [15:32] | You know, Elena… I love what she dresses all the time. | |
| [15:35] | She’s very sassy. She rarely wears brassieres and stuff like that. | |
| [15:39] | I knew I wanted to be a doctor ever since I was six. | |
| [15:42] | Wow. What about you? | |
| [15:44] | Five. | |
| [15:48] | What are you doing to ensure that you get into a good med school. | |
| [15:51] | I ran blood drives. I took CPR courses. | |
| [15:55] | I entered in science fairs. | |
| [15:57] | And last summer, I assisted a professor here. | |
| [16:01] | A Dr. McGrath. | |
| [16:03] | McGrath? | |
| [16:05] | What’s wrong with him? | |
| [16:07] | He’s a prince of darkness. I don’t like him. | |
| [16:11] | Hey, you’ll cut that out, right? | |
| [16:13] | Uh. Yeah. We can… | |
| [16:17] | They’re gone. | |
| [16:19] | What’s gone? | |
| [16:20] | The blue books. The tests I’m supposed to be grading. | |
| [16:24] | The exams. You guys are everywhere. | |
| [16:27] | Hey, what’s up here, man? | |
| [16:28] | Did you check your backpack? | |
| [16:30] | No, I hadn’t thought of that. Yes, genius, like five times! | |
| [16:33] | – Don’t give me tone. – No, I’m sorry. | |
| [16:35] | But look, if I don’t find ’em, my life is over, OK? | |
| [16:39] | God. | |
| [16:48] | – Hey. | – Hey. |
| [16:52] | I’m already about ten minutes late for a staff meeting… | |
| [16:56] | so we don’t have time to iron out the detaiIs right now but | |
| [17:00] | would you be at all interested in having dinner with me tomorrow night? | |
| [17:02] | Please say yes because the staff meeting’s gonna take | |
| [17:05] | forever and a yes would really help me get through it. | |
| [17:09] | I thought you had a massively messed-up past… | |
| [17:12] | and should never be in a relationship again, legally. | |
| [17:14] | Good point. Um… | |
| [17:16] | I’m, uh… I’m asking you out anyway. | |
| [17:22] | Um, yes. | |
| [17:24] | Yes? | |
| [17:27] | OK, great. | |
| [17:29] | Um, OK. | |
| [17:32] | And I swear to God that your response… had nothing to do with this, by the way. | |
| [17:37] | Yeah. Where do you want it? I don’t. It’s for taxes. | |
| [17:40] | You need to fill one out when you get a new job. | |
| [17:44] | Oh, my God. Thank you. | |
| [17:47] | Thank you. | |
| [17:54] | – Cheers to Felicity’s new job. – To Felicity’s new generosity. | |
| [17:58] | Hey! I just couldn’t afford to take you guys out before. | |
| [18:01] | – Mm-hmm. – Yeah, right. | |
| [18:02] | Hey, Ben. | |
| [18:04] | Hey. Come sit down. We’re celebrating. | |
| [18:08] | OK, girls… keep interacting socially as if we’re not even here. | |
| [18:11] | – What is wrong with you? – Get in closer. Get in closer. | |
| [18:18] | Hey, you should stay for dinner because it’s my treat. Why is it your treat? | |
| [18:20] | Because she’s the new assistant to the director… | |
| [18:22] | of the health center. Thank you very much. | |
| [18:26] | – You’re, uh, you’re Greg’s assistant? – Yeah. | |
| [18:31] | So, uh… are you not gonna be working at Dean & DeLuca? | |
| [18:36] | I don’t know what the schedule’s gonna be yet… | |
| [18:38] | but I probably can’t afford to quit that job. | |
| [18:41] | That’s great. Um, congratulations. | |
| [18:43] | Thank you. | |
| [18:48] | So, this is the glamorous life of the assistant to the director. | |
| [18:52] | So. What are you copying? | |
| [18:54] | A pamphlet. | |
| [18:57] | “Scabies: Effective treatments.” | |
| [18:59] | Nice. | |
| [19:02] | Dr. Tannen is coming today instead of Dr. Blaine. | |
| [19:05] | Uh, yeah. Thank you. I got the message. | |
| [19:07] | Doug’s a new guy here. I’m giving him the tour. | |
| [19:09] | That must be exciting. | |
| [19:13] | What do you mean? | |
| [19:15] | Oh, just that it’s not really that exciting. | |
| [19:21] | Oh. OK. | |
| [19:23] | OK. This way. | |
| [19:26] | How’s 8:00 sound? | |
| [19:27] | Yeah. That sounds great. | |
| [19:29] | Great. Hello again. | |
| [19:31] | Hi. Hey. Sorry again about your computer files. | |
| [19:35] | Ahem. Don’t worry about it. | |
| [19:38] | Wait a second. This is great! | |
| [19:40] | If the two of you are goin’ out. Can we come along? | |
| [19:42] | – Sean. – What? | |
| [19:44] | Come on. I gotta ask. Right? | |
| [19:46] | OK, that means one thing… | |
| [19:50] | – we gotta spy on her. – Richard. I- – | |
| [19:51] | What? We’re documentarians, man. | |
| [19:55] | It’s our job. | |
| [20:06] | Campus security. | |
| [20:09] | – OK. – Try it. | |
| [20:14] | Campus security. | |
| [20:16] | OK, try it again… | |
| [20:18] | with more emphasis on “campus.” | |
| [20:25] | Campus security. | |
| [20:28] | Better. | |
| [20:35] | Oh. God. I cannot believe we’re doin’ this. | |
| [20:37] | Come on. This is fantastic. This is what we need for our movie. | |
| [20:39] | Sophomore year… Felicity’s new love interest. | |
| [20:41] | – I know that. – It’s our subplot! | |
| [20:42] | – I know. But Ben’s gonna hate this. – Why? | |
| [20:45] | He just doesn’t like that guy. | |
| [20:46] | Yeah. No kidding. What’s his problem? | |
| [20:48] | Oh. Yeah. She’s totally lovin’ it. | |
| [20:53] | And he’s layin’ it on thick. Too. Oh. Whoo! | |
| [20:57] | We really shouldn’t be doin’ this. | |
| [21:04] | OK. Here it is. The moment of truth. | |
| [21:08] | Oh. Man. I hope she doesn’t kiss him. | |
| [21:10] | – Why not? – Just Ben. Ben’ll hate that. | |
| [21:14] | Why does Ben hate Greg so much. Anyway? | |
| [21:17] | I don’t know. | |
| [21:21] | What? She doesn’t see us. | |
| [21:23] | Sean! | |
| [21:25] | Oh. Crap. | |
| [21:26] | I’m gonna kill you! | |
| [21:27] | OK. Let’s go. This is bad. | |
| [21:29] | – This is like “Blair Witch” bad. – Keep runnin’! Keep runnin’! | |
| [21:36] | So. What’s your major now? | |
| [21:37] | Um, I’m art history. | |
| [21:40] | Yeah, um, when I was twelve… | |
| [21:43] | my parents took my brother and I to Italy… | |
| [21:46] | and we went to the Uffizi Gallery… | |
| [21:48] | and saw this painting called “The Sacrifice | |
| [21:51] | of Isaac” by Caravaggio. Have you ever seen it? | |
| [21:55] | – Um. No. – Nope. | |
| [21:57] | It’s amazing. | |
| [21:58] | I mean, I couldn’t stop staring at this painting. | |
| [22:00] | It was… so beautiful. | |
| [22:03] | Anyway, so I… I just love museums… | |
| [22:06] | and one day, I’m gonna be a curator. | |
| [22:09] | But before I’m anything, I’m gonna be a mother. | |
| [22:13] | Yeah, I’m pregnant. | |
| [22:15] | Is that something you wanna talk about? | |
| [22:16] | Not really. No, I, uh… | |
| [22:20] | About one out of every 2,000 people I talk to… | |
| [22:23] | actually understands why I’m doing this. | |
| [22:26] | How did your parents react to you being pregnant? | |
| [22:30] | I haven’t even told them yet. | |
| [22:32] | But I’m going to Colorado next week to tell them. | |
| [22:36] | Yeah. Noel convinced me of that. | |
| [22:40] | He’s the greatest. | |
| [22:44] | I never thought I’d choose | |
| [22:47] | to do something like this… | |
| [22:49] | have a baby. | |
| [22:53] | But… | |
| [22:55] | but actually… | |
| [22:58] | being pregnant… | |
| [23:00] | it’s changed something inside of me. | |
| [23:03] | Are you and Ruby still dating? | |
| [23:06] | Uh, no. | |
| [23:08] | Ruby seems to really miss you. | |
| [23:09] | Do you think that if she didn’t decide to keep | |
| [23:11] | the baby the two of you would still be dating? | |
| [23:15] | I don’t know. | |
| [23:18] | I got to go find those tests. | |
| [23:23] | Lloyd, I promise you don’t need the patch no matter what the commercial says. | |
| [23:27] | Because you don’t smoke. | |
| [23:32] | Um, you’re welcome. You be safe, too. | |
| [23:41] | Jim, are you OK? | |
| [23:43] | Yeah, just another manic Monday. | |
| [23:47] | Well, hey, did I do something? | |
| [23:48] | Uh, let me think. Yes. | |
| [23:51] | Well, tell me. Whatever it is, I didn’t mean to do it. | |
| [23:55] | Well, let’s put it this way… | |
| [23:57] | Miss Assistant to the Director of the Health Center… | |
| [24:00] | I have work-studied here for two years. | |
| [24:03] | You wanted the job. | |
| [24:04] | Well, I didn’t want to not get the job, you know? | |
| [24:07] | And now, apparently there’s no room for me here… | |
| [24:11] | so next Friday is my last day. | |
| [24:14] | What? | |
| [24:15] | I guess I just wasn’t Greg’s type. | |
| [24:31] | Yeah? | |
| [24:34] | Hey. | |
| [24:38] | I have a question. | |
| [24:40] | I had a great time last night. | |
| [24:45] | Yeah. Me, too. | |
| [24:50] | Did you lobby for me to get this position because you like me? | |
| [24:55] | – Yeah. – Yes? | |
| [24:58] | I like you. I can’t help that. | |
| [25:01] | Now… now Jim’s leaving the health center. | |
| [25:04] | Well, we lost a work-study slot. There’s nothing left for him. | |
| [25:06] | – But he’s been here for two years. – I know. It’s too bad. | |
| [25:10] | – So he should have gotten the assistant position. But he didn’t. – You did. | |
| [25:13] | – But I’m not more qualified than he is. – No, not by a long shot. | |
| [25:18] | Where are you going? | |
| [25:24] | What’s goin’ on? | |
| [25:25] | This is the person who should be the assistant to the director. | |
| [25:28] | No, no, no, no. | |
| [25:30] | Jim, if you could just give us a moment, please. | |
| [25:32] | Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| [25:41] | Do not put me on the spot like that. | |
| [25:43] | You said there wouldn’t be any favoritism. | |
| [25:45] | What can I say? You’re unbelievably hard-working. | |
| [25:47] | Jim could do the job at least as well as I could. | |
| [25:50] | True or false? | |
| [25:51] | Hands-down true. | |
| [25:52] | – Then I don’t want the job. – It’s too late. It’s already yours. | |
| [25:56] | I’ll go back to being a volunteer. | |
| [25:57] | You never were a volunteer. You were a comm-serv. | |
| [26:01] | The number of staff that we can have here is limited by the university. | |
| [26:06] | You met the new volunteer. We’re maxed out. | |
| [26:09] | So I have to take the job or leave? | |
| [26:11] | – How can you turn down a volunteer? – I don’t make the rules. | |
| [26:15] | Look. I had to call Simmons… | |
| [26:18] | and make a real hard sell for you. OK? | |
| [26:20] | And now, you’re just being ungrateful. | |
| [26:22] | If you don’t want the job, then quit. | |
| [26:23] | Fine. Yeah. I quit. | |
| [26:33] | Does college ever become so overwhelming that, you know, you can’t take the pressure? | |
| [26:37] | No. Not really. | |
| [26:41] | Well, you know, for me it does. | |
| [26:44] | Um… I can run, play basketball… | |
| [26:47] | but, uh, what really gets me through it when I’m stressing is I got | |
| [26:50] | this little stuffed rabbit doll that I got from when I was a kid… | |
| [26:53] | and I, uh, toss it into my backpack… | |
| [26:57] | and just knowin’ it’s there. | |
| [27:00] | Well, um… I guess I have a little somethin’. | |
| [27:06] | I had this… this name tag made up. | |
| [27:11] | Uh, Dr. Elena Tyler. | |
| [27:15] | I never told anybody this but | |
| [27:18] | sometimes I feel like I’m just not gonna make it… | |
| [27:22] | and I rub it, | |
| [27:24] | and like a mantra I say… | |
| [27:27] | “Yes, I am. | |
| [27:28] | Yes, I am Dr. Elena Tyler.” | |
| [27:35] | – Baby, uh… – What? | |
| [27:37] | I was kidding about | |
| [27:40] | the rabbit thing, but… | |
| [27:43] | You know, I’ve had enough of you. | |
| [27:46] | Sorry. | |
| [27:47] | – Hey, have you found my, uh… – No! | |
| [27:50] | It’s in a big manila envelope. | |
| [27:52] | Nobody’s seen your blue books, man. | |
| [27:57] | So. What happens if you don’t find those tests? | |
| [27:59] | Then I am a dead man! | |
| [28:01] | – For a first draft. It’s OK. It’s fine. – I think it’s pretty darn good. | |
| [28:04] | I think it was a good try on your part. | |
| [28:05] | Let’s now do what we’ll probably keep. | |
| [28:08] | Which is, you know, my version. | |
| [28:10] | You’re so controlling. | |
| [28:12] | Someone has to, you know, be the, you know… I thought it was a joint project. | |
| [28:17] | No. OK. You know what? Let’s… let’s… let’s, uh… | |
| [28:21] | let’s do this transition here. | |
| [28:23] | And that’s called a dissolve. | |
| [28:25] | OK, and that’s called condescending. I know what a dissolve is. | |
| [28:29] | – No, you did a… you did a flash frame. – Hey. | |
| [28:33] | Hey. How’s my little security guard? | |
| [28:35] | That old guy turned out to be pretty cool, actually. | |
| [28:38] | Is he still alive? | |
| [28:39] | Yeah, he’s still alive. His name’s Al. | |
| [28:41] | The guy fought in two wars. | |
| [28:42] | He’s got this 4-inch metal plate in his head. He let me feel it. | |
| [28:45] | – That’s a pleasant thought. – How’s your stupid movie? | |
| [28:48] | Don’t say “Stupid movie.” It’s not a stupid movie. | |
| [28:50] | – No, it’s a great movie. – Yeah. | |
| [28:52] | – Now, we have a subplot, too. – A what? | |
| [28:53] | – Felicity and Greg. – What do you mean? | |
| [28:55] | – Nothing. – Nothing? | |
| [28:56] | Oh. My God. Check it out. We left the camera runnin’… | |
| [28:59] | and they didn’t know. Check this out. | |
| [29:05] | I’m sorry, but did you kiss me in here the other day? | |
| [29:09] | Uh, yeah. I guess I did. | |
| [29:12] | Yeah. I- -I thought so. Uh… | |
| [29:16] | I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. | |
| [29:20] | You know what? I think Ben gets the idea. | |
| [29:22] | No, no, no, no. You’ve got to wait and see this. | |
| [29:25] | Sophomore year a new romantic interest for Felicity Porter… | |
| [29:29] | Greg Stinson. | |
| [29:31] | – Look at her. Look at how into him she is. – It’s not a big deal. | |
| [29:36] | She digs this fella. | |
| [29:39] | Look at her. Heh heh. | |
| [29:41] | No, wait. Ben. | |
| [29:44] | What’s his problem? | |
| [30:05] | Hey, is, uh, Felicity around? | |
| [30:10] | Excuse me. Is Felicity around? | |
| [30:12] | I don’t think so. | |
| [30:14] | – So, she’s not here? – I just said, I don’t think so. | |
| [30:17] | She said that she was workin’, so, what? Did she leave? | |
| [30:21] | Ben, if she’s not here, | |
| [30:23] | then she must have left, right? | |
| [30:26] | – Thanks. – Sure. | |
| [30:47] | What the hell are you doing? | |
| [30:49] | – I know about you. – You know what? | |
| [30:50] | I know about the cocaine, I know about the arrest… | |
| [30:52] | and I know that… that she is too good for you. | |
| [30:54] | – Get outta here. – If you hurt her in any way… | |
| [30:57] | I’ll kill you. Got it? | |
| [31:12] | I don’t understand the problem. | |
| [31:16] | How could you not understand? | |
| [31:18] | You asked for the job. You got the job. | |
| [31:21] | Now, you refuse to keep the job, and now you’re blaming Greg? | |
| [31:24] | Because he gave me the job for the wrong reasons. | |
| [31:27] | He gave you the job. | |
| [31:28] | Because he has a crush on me, or whatever it is… | |
| [31:31] | and the guy who deserves the job lost his job. | |
| [31:33] | You know, you could argue… | |
| [31:38] | I could arg… I am arguing… | |
| [31:40] | that you’re sabotaging an opportunity. | |
| [31:42] | What? | |
| [31:43] | You are too afraid to commit to this job… | |
| [31:47] | to take a step forward. | |
| [31:49] | That’s not the point. I went out to dinner with this guy. | |
| [31:52] | We were starting to see each other outside of work… | |
| [31:54] | and he gave me the job, even though I don’t deserve it. | |
| [31:57] | Deserve it? Deserve it how? | |
| [32:01] | What planet are you from that even the most remote | |
| [32:04] | accomplishment has gotta pass some squeaky-clean test? | |
| [32:07] | You deserve an opportunity. That’s what this is. | |
| [32:10] | – But this guy Jim has worked there for over two years. – Two years. I heard you. | |
| [32:13] | I’ve got nothing against this Jim. | |
| [32:16] | Whoever this kid is, I give him the full benefit of the doubt… | |
| [32:19] | but if he were sitting here instead of you bitching about how some girl got | |
| [32:22] | the job after he’d worked there for two years do you know what I’d say to him? | |
| [32:26] | Yeah. Grow up. | |
| [32:28] | Grow up. | |
| [32:34] | Look, in the grand scheme of things… | |
| [32:38] | there’s gonna be 2,000 Jims in your life. | |
| [32:42] | And you know what? Most of the time they’re | |
| [32:44] | gonna get the opportunities that you won’t… | |
| [32:46] | because they’ve got a penis, and you don’t. | |
| [32:52] | Well, I don’t agree with that comment. | |
| [32:54] | You don’t need to agree with it. That’s the beauty part. | |
| [32:58] | You have finished your community service. | |
| [33:12] | Congratulations. | |
| [33:15] | Thanks. | |
| [33:25] | – So, anyway, I decided against the lipo. – That’s good. | |
| [33:29] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean played me back some of my | |
| [33:31] | interview and two things struck me in the face. | |
| [33:33] | One… I am not so bad-looking… | |
| [33:35] | and two… my English is fantastic. | |
| [33:40] | Felicity. | |
| [33:42] | You got a minute? | |
| [33:48] | I’m not the most revealing person, uh… | |
| [33:51] | …about anything. | |
| [33:54] | Has Ben talked to you yet? | |
| [33:57] | No. | |
| [34:03] | I had a drug problem… for a while. | |
| [34:07] | It was, uh… just one of those things. | |
| [34:11] | I, uh… I was so lost in it… | |
| [34:14] | that I didn’t even realize I had a problem until I got arrested. | |
| [34:20] | Anyway, when things couldn’t get any worse, they didn’t… | |
| [34:23] | and, uh, I finally got some help. | |
| [34:28] | And I’m clean now. I’ve been clean for years. | |
| [34:32] | Why are you telling me this? | |
| [34:34] | Because I wanted to tell you before Ben could. | |
| [34:37] | Ben? | |
| [34:39] | He found out about it somehow. I don’t know. | |
| [34:41] | He came to see me… | |
| [34:44] | and, uh, he was just being protective of you. | |
| [34:49] | – What did he say to you? – Nothing. | |
| [34:53] | Look, I work at that health center 40 hours a week… | |
| [34:58] | and it’s a lot of running around, making up for resources we don’t have… | |
| [35:01] | uh, doing all the doctors’ grunt work. | |
| [35:04] | It’s, uh, tedious, it’s exhausting… | |
| [35:06] | and… and until recently, rarely exhilarating. | |
| [35:11] | Having you there has changed that. | |
| [35:15] | I see you in the hall, and it makes me happy. | |
| [35:23] | I’m good at running that place, but… | |
| [35:27] | having you there… makes me better. | |
| [35:40] | I think I figured out a way to hire you and Jim. | |
| [35:43] | How? I thought you only had the budget for one assistant. | |
| [35:46] | Don’t worry about it. | |
| [35:48] | So, where’s the money coming from? | |
| [35:50] | I’m taking care of it. | |
| [35:52] | You’re not… you’re not gonna take a pay cut? | |
| [35:55] | – Look, I want you there. – No, Greg. I won’t take your money. | |
| [35:58] | I’ll come back. Believe me, I want to, but I’ll come back as a volunteer. | |
| [36:03] | With that new kid, the volunteer slots are full. | |
| [36:16] | Hey. I just wanted to come by and say… that I know it’s your first day here… | |
| [36:20] | so if the blood gets to you don’t worry about it. It’s normal. | |
| [36:25] | What blood? | |
| [36:26] | All the blood. I mean, there’s a lot of blood working here. | |
| [36:31] | From what? | |
| [36:33] | Well, the emergencies, mostly. Last week a guy came in… | |
| [36:35] | and, you know, his hand was almost entirely severed. | |
| [36:40] | Yeah. It was hanging on by the skin. | |
| [36:45] | Are you serious? | |
| [36:50] | Well, no, I mean… | |
| [36:53] | No. There’s not a lot of blood. | |
| [36:57] | Doug, here’s the thing. | |
| [37:00] | I really want to volunteer here but you just took the last available position. | |
| [37:04] | I don’t know you. I don’t know what I could offer you, but I’ll owe you, | |
| [37:07] | and that way you can go through life… | |
| [37:09] | knowing that a stranger owes you a favor… | |
| [37:12] | and whenever you need it… you | |
| [37:14] | can just call me, and I’ll repay it. | |
| [37:19] | What do you mean, “volunteer” position? | |
| [37:22] | You thought this was a paying job? | |
| [37:26] | It’s not? | |
| [37:30] | How do you do it? | |
| [37:32] | I mean. How do you… how do you handle it? | |
| [37:33] | You know. You’re pre-med. Right? That’s tough. | |
| [37:37] | You know, the truth, it is tough… | |
| [37:39] | being pre-med and having a social life. | |
| [37:44] | I never really cared much about it before… | |
| [37:47] | until I met… Miss Competitive. | |
| [37:51] | Why do you think she’s so competitive? | |
| [37:54] | I don’t know, you know? Uh… | |
| [38:00] | all I know is, uh, she’s the one person who tries to prove herself to everyone… | |
| [38:05] | but in my mind, she’s the one person who doesn’t have to. You know? | |
| [38:13] | Yeah, we… | |
| [38:15] | – we need some emotion. – Yeah. | |
| [38:18] | – You know, we really, really need, oh, we need some tears. – Yes. | |
| [38:26] | I am a free man. | |
| [38:28] | I am done with community service. | |
| [38:31] | Well, hallelujah. | |
| [38:32] | Yeah, but I’m sort of gonna miss working with Al. | |
| [38:36] | Is that guy still alive? | |
| [38:37] | Will you quit sayin’ that? That’s not funny. | |
| [38:39] | What is that? | |
| [38:40] | Ah, some girl brought this into | |
| [38:42] | lost-and-found but it’s got NoeI’s name on it. | |
| [38:45] | What? | |
| [38:47] | Yeah. | |
| [38:48] | There, uh… Noel Crane. | |
| [38:51] | – Uh, I think we have our tears. – Pay dirt. Ha ha ha ha! | |
| [38:59] | I’ll just tell Professor Boyden that I, uh… | |
| [39:03] | That I lost the mid-term essay exams… | |
| [39:07] | and that with those exams went my future. | |
| [39:11] | What if you could get them back? | |
| [39:17] | It would save my life, but… | |
| [39:21] | yeah, I’d give almost anything to get’em back. | |
| [39:30] | Let’s just say we’re not just documentarians. | |
| [39:33] | We’re your guardian angels. | |
| [39:45] | – You guys had these all along? – Get a close-up. | |
| [39:52] | All you have to do is say thank you. | |
| [40:01] | Thank you. | |
| [40:02] | Hey. Hey! Ow! Oh. My eye! My eye! | |
| [40:07] | Julie. Julie, her body’s like a muffin… | |
| [40:10] | and she is so cute and little. | |
| [40:13] | You just want to, like, eat her up, you know? | |
| [40:15] | I mean, if… if I were not gay… | |
| [40:20] | No, I still would like her, but, you know, she’s cute. | |
| [40:23] | What are you looking for in a guy? | |
| [40:26] | I guess, somebody who understands me. | |
| [40:29] | Which means he’d probably have to be from Mars. | |
| [40:32] | No. Seriously. | |
| [40:37] | Oh. Looking for in a guy. I don’t know. Somebody… somebody who loves me… | |
| [40:41] | in spite of all the obvious problems. | |
| [40:45] | I don’t think I’m gonna find that guy. | |
| [40:48] | No. I think you will. | |
| [41:01] | Hey. | |
| [41:03] | Where did you find out about Greg? | |
| [41:05] | – What do you mean? – Don’t say “What do you mean” like you don’t know what I’m talkin’ about. | |
| [41:11] | – Listen to me, that guy is trouble… – I didn’t ask for your opinion. | |
| [41:15] | I want to know where you found that out. | |
| [41:19] | In his file. His student file. | |
| [41:21] | He was arrested. | |
| [41:24] | Yeah, I know. He told me. | |
| [41:29] | What are you doing looking in his file? | |
| [41:31] | Because I didn’t trust the guy and now I know why I felt like that. | |
| [41:34] | You have no right to go investigating who he is. | |
| [41:38] | What are you talkin’ about? That’s exactly what you did to me. | |
| [41:43] | – Well, that was last year. – So what? | |
| [41:45] | So that doesn’t count. That doesn’t… | |
| [41:47] | That was stupid and irrational and I did that because I was in love with you. | |
| [42:01] | Yeah. Yeah. You know what? You do whatever you want. | |
| [42:03] | I don’t care. Do whatever you want. | |
| [42:15] | How you doin’? | |
| [42:22] | Lloyd. Hiccups go away. You know that. | |
| [42:31] | OK, I’m hanging up now. Good-bye. | |
| [42:37] | I’m glad you’re back. | |
| [42:39] | So am I. | |
| [42:48] | Now we’re even. | |
| [43:06] | I think… | |
| [43:09] | this is a bagel. | |
| [43:13] | OK, OK. Come over here, Doug. | |
| [43:15] | I’m going to introduce you to Mr. Mop. | |
| [43:17] | Yes, OK. All right. | |
| [43:20] | He’s new. | |
| [43:22] | To whom it may concern at the Independent Film Channel… | |
| [43:25] | we hope you agree that what we’ve sent you… | |
| [43:27] | could be an extremely compelling documentary… | |
| [43:29] | on what it’s like to be a student going to college and… | |
| [43:35] | Hey. | |
| [43:36] | I don’t want to talk about it. | |
| [43:43] | You see that? Drama unfolding all the time. | |
| [43:45] | It’s an ongoing process. We’re gonna keep shootin’ it. | |
| [43:48] | So, we hope you enjoyed it, and we hope | |
| [43:50] | you’re interested and you get back to us soon. | |
| [43:53] | – Oh. God. What was my question? – About her being an R.A. And what not? | |
| [43:56] | – An R.A.? – Yeah. A resident advisor. | |
| [43:58] | Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. Uh. What made you decide to be a resident advisor? | |
| [44:04] | You want to know the truth? I made a bet with someone. | |
| [44:07] | Really? What do you get for being an R.A. For a year? | |
| [44:10] | What do I get? | |
| [44:12] | This is what I get. I lost the bet. | |
| [44:16] | What about. Uh. Meghan? | |
| [44:19] | Mmm. Meghan. | |
| [44:21] | She scares me to death. |