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| [00:00] | Previously on “Felicity”… | |
| [00:02] | I was preparing for tonight, and it just really hit me | |
| [00:05] | … what a complete and total jerk I was to you. | |
| [00:08] | – It’s fine. We got over it. – Yeah, we did. | |
| [00:10] | So why aren’t you preparing for your big party? | |
| [00:12] | Because I am here… | |
| [00:15] | inviting you to it. | |
| [00:18] | NoeI’s gonna give me a walking tour of Bleecker Street. | |
| [00:21] | Do you want to come? | |
| [00:23] | No, thanks. I have a lot of work to do. | |
| [00:25] | Then I will see you in class next week. | |
| [00:27] | Definitely. | |
| [00:28] | OK. | |
| [00:44] | I thought you were going out with Ruby tonight. | |
| [00:46] | Oh, she left. She had to… She had to go home for a few days. | |
| [00:51] | How’s that goin’? | |
| [00:52] | It’s fine, it’s nothing. | |
| [00:54] | Can you, uh, pass the ketchup? | |
| [00:57] | Thank you. | |
| [00:59] | What about you? You got any action to talk about? | |
| [01:03] | I mean, I’m not meeting anybody because | |
| [01:05] | I’m swamped with pre-med classes. | |
| [01:08] | What’s your excuse? | |
| [01:16] | Can we not talk about this? | |
| [01:18] | Well, we have to talk about something. | |
| [01:26] | OK, this is crazy. What is? | |
| [01:28] | The weirdness, the awkwardness… | |
| [01:30] | the little looks you keep giving each other. | |
| [01:35] | – That is so untrue. – Yeah, come on, you’re being ridiculous. | |
| [01:38] | I’m putting a stop to it right now. | |
| [01:40] | Ruby told her that she thought you were hot… | |
| [01:42] | and it’s driving her crazy. | |
| [01:45] | Elena… | |
| [01:46] | Oh. And he’s going nuts worrying about the next guy you’re gonna date. | |
| [01:54] | Look, the two of you can sit here all night and not talk to each other. | |
| [01:58] | I’ve gotta study. | |
| [02:08] | – Talk about someone who needs a date. – No kidding. | |
| [02:27] | Serious sexual frustration. | |
| [02:29] | Totally. Mm-hmm. | |
| [03:19] | You bought a what?! A PlayStation. Only $99. | |
| [03:22] | These things are like time vacuums. They take hours of the day and suck them away. | |
| [03:26] | I’ve seen it happen. And it’s not pretty. | |
| [03:28] | Didn’t you ever have any video games when you were growing up? | |
| [03:30] | No, but I had a little doctor’s set… | |
| [03:33] | with little tongue depressors and fake stethoscope… | |
| [03:35] | I remember my first time. It was Atari, and I was 8 years old. | |
| [03:39] | Those little stick figure men playing basketball… | |
| [03:42] | There was something so simple and primitive about it. | |
| [03:44] | And then. Of course. There was Nintendo which | |
| [03:46] | suddenly opened up a whole new world to me. | |
| [03:48] | I could sit and play Super Mario Brothers for hours… | |
| [03:50] | like the jumping and the spinning and the squashing. | |
| [03:52] | This is pathetic. No wonder you never get any action. | |
| [03:55] | Whoa, I get plenty of action. | |
| [03:58] | OK, maybe plenty’s an exaggeration but it’s not because of video games. | |
| [04:01] | All right, I’m not watching you play this stupid game… | |
| [04:04] | No, wait, it’s not stupid. | |
| [04:05] | See, the goal is to collect as many gems… | |
| [04:07] | and crystaIs and relics as possible… | |
| [04:10] | and then you move on to different worlds where you pass blimps… | |
| [04:12] | and robots and dinosaurs. | |
| [04:16] | OK, it sounds a little stupid. It does. But it’s not. | |
| [04:19] | I mean, look at these graphics! | |
| [04:21] | Whatever. Just turn it down so I can get some work done… | |
| [04:23] | because this song is driving me crazy. | |
| [04:26] | All right, OK. | |
| [04:33] | Dear Sally… | |
| [04:34] | so Elena says that NoeI’s going nuts | |
| [04:36] | worrying about the next guy I’m gonna date… | |
| [04:38] | which I think is really sweet. | |
| [04:41] | Except he doesn’t have anything to worry about since I’m not dating. | |
| [04:44] | Which actually is fantastic. | |
| [04:47] | Seriously, dating no one is the greatest feeling. | |
| [04:50] | There’s no pressure, no expectations, no trouble. | |
| [05:04] | Felicity… | |
| [05:05] | can I talk to you for a second? | |
| [05:12] | Um, I took a look at your drawing last night. | |
| [05:15] | I wasn’t sure, really which way to go with the shading… | |
| [05:18] | and I probably could have spent a little more time on it. | |
| [05:20] | Whatever you did, keep it up. | |
| [05:23] | Really? | |
| [05:24] | You seem surprised. I thought it was very good work. | |
| [05:29] | Wow. Professor Sherman, this means so much to me. | |
| [05:33] | It means a lot to me, too. | |
| [05:34] | It means that you’re really learning something. | |
| [05:37] | Yeah, I guess so. | |
| [05:39] | Can I ask you a favor? | |
| [05:41] | This may seem a little unusual… | |
| [05:43] | and forgive me if it’s too personal a question… | |
| [05:46] | but, uh… | |
| [05:48] | do you have a boyfriend? | |
| [05:53] | Not right now. | |
| [05:55] | Then I’d like you to meet my son. | |
| [05:57] | He’s a grad student here. | |
| [05:59] | He’s a photographer. | |
| [06:00] | He’s funny and sweet and very attractive. | |
| [06:03] | Oh. That, um… | |
| [06:04] | I mean, he sounds really great. | |
| [06:06] | I know, it seems a little unprofessional but I have an instinct about this. | |
| [06:09] | Really? | |
| [06:10] | So will you do it? | |
| [06:17] | So what’d you say? | |
| [06:18] | Obviously, I said no. | |
| [06:20] | I told her I had a boyfriend… | |
| [06:22] | after I’d already told her I didn’t have one. Oh, God. | |
| [06:25] | Well, why are you getting all worked up? | |
| [06:27] | She asked you if you wanted to go out with her son. | |
| [06:29] | You said no. End of story. | |
| [06:31] | No, not end of story. She’s totally changed her attitude about me. | |
| [06:34] | Last week, she was tearing apart my drawing… | |
| [06:36] | and now, all of the sudden, she gives me an “A.” | |
| [06:39] | Do you think she gave you a grade you didn’t deserve? | |
| [06:42] | All I’m saying is, she asks me for a favor… | |
| [06:44] | and then gives me the best possible grade she could give me. | |
| [06:48] | Well, I wouldn’t worry about it. | |
| [06:50] | I mean, setting people up is just something old people like to do. | |
| [06:53] | – Really? – Oh, yeah. | |
| [06:54] | Every time I see my aunt she’s got a different fix-up for me. | |
| [06:58] | I mean, no matter how much I tell her I | |
| [07:00] | am not interested she keeps pressing me. | |
| [07:02] | “Go out with Danny, go out with James.” | |
| [07:05] | I mean, if it were up to her… | |
| [07:06] | all I would be doing is going out on blind dates. | |
| [07:09] | – Hey. – Hi. – Hi. | |
| [07:11] | – Who’s going on a blind date? – No one. | |
| [07:15] | Felicity’s teacher tried to set her up with her son. | |
| [07:20] | I hate to eat and run. But I have a meeting. | |
| [07:22] | I have to meet with my lab partner to prep for next Thursday’s experiment. | |
| [07:26] | I’ll see you guys. | |
| [07:27] | Bye. | |
| [07:36] | Where’s Noel? | |
| [07:38] | I don’t know. I think he had some important work to do in the apartment or something. | |
| [07:47] | So… | |
| [07:49] | So… | |
| [07:52] | I have muffins. | |
| [07:53] | We could stay and have breakfast. | |
| [07:56] | Yeah, OK. | |
| [08:01] | Thanks. | |
| [08:03] | So you gonna go? | |
| [08:05] | You don’t want to stay? | |
| [08:06] | No, I mean on your blind date. | |
| [08:10] | – Oh. No. – Really? I like blind dates. | |
| [08:14] | Actually, I just like dates. | |
| [08:19] | I just don’t really think I’m in the frame of mind for dating right now. | |
| [08:23] | Yeah. | |
| [08:25] | That’s why you should only date B – list people. | |
| [08:28] | B- list? | |
| [08:30] | Guys that you wouldn’t go out with normally. | |
| [08:32] | – So, as in not A-list? – Exactly. | |
| [08:36] | ‘Cause after you break up, you’re kinda disoriented. | |
| [08:39] | I don’t think you would even recognize an A-list guy for, like, 2 months. | |
| [08:42] | But B-list guys… they’re there to go out with… | |
| [08:45] | and exercise the muscle. | |
| [08:48] | What muscle? | |
| [08:50] | The dating muscle. | |
| [08:54] | That’s what I did after… | |
| [08:56] | my Ben break-up. | |
| [09:09] | Hey, you, uh, you need a hand? | |
| [09:11] | Oh, hey. | |
| [09:14] | Yeah, are you working this shift? | |
| [09:15] | Yeah, Javier asked me. I guess someone called in sick or something. | |
| [09:19] | Why, is it a problem… you and I working together? | |
| [09:21] | No, no. | |
| [09:22] | Uh, I’m glad you’re here, actually. | |
| [09:24] | There are 4 more of these, and they each weigh more than I do. | |
| [09:27] | Ready? | |
| [09:33] | – Right here is fine. – OK. | |
| [09:36] | Excuse me. Could I… | |
| [09:38] | Yeah, I’ll be there in just a second. | |
| [09:40] | Actually, I was kind of hoping he could help me. | |
| [09:44] | – Hi. | – Hi. |
| [09:46] | I’d like a poppy seed muffin and a coffee, black. | |
| [09:49] | OK. | |
| [09:50] | – I’ll be back in one second. – Sure. | |
| [09:53] | Hey. | Hey. |
| [09:54] | What are you doing here? | |
| [09:55] | Trying to get a coffee and a muffin. This is the right place. Isn’t it? | |
| [09:58] | Yes. Good. | |
| [10:00] | I tried calling you. | |
| [10:01] | Uh, yeah, my pager isn’t working. Sorry about that. | |
| [10:06] | You want a poppy seed muffin? | |
| [10:08] | – And a coffee. – OK. There you go. | |
| [10:10] | Uh, how about a cappuccino? I make a pretty good cappuccino. | |
| [10:13] | I’m sure they are terrific but I know what I like. | |
| [10:17] | OK. One coffee. | |
| [10:19] | To go. | |
| [10:31] | There you go. | |
| [10:32] | But I was wondering, you seem to be pretty good with muffins, | |
| [10:35] | and I’m trying something new. I could use your opinion. | |
| [10:38] | On your muffins? | |
| [10:39] | Trust me. I don’t think you’ve ever tasted homemade muffins like this before. | |
| [10:42] | Maybe you could stop by my office tomorrow afternoon? | |
| [10:46] | Um, I have class tomorrow afternoon. | |
| [10:49] | – Oh, my God, class. – Yeah. | |
| [10:51] | Um, OK, how about tomorrow night? You don’t have class then, do you? | |
| [10:54] | – No. – No, OK. | |
| [10:55] | Um, that’s the address. | |
| [10:57] | – OK. | – OK. |
| [10:59] | Bye. | Bye. |
| [11:07] | Sorry about that. I’ll go get the other sacks. | |
| [11:10] | – Thanks. – OK. | |
| [11:15] | So. Maybe I should start dating. | |
| [11:16] | I mean, I know what I said before… that not dating was great… | |
| [11:20] | but, you know, I mean, Ben’s obviously doing it. So is Noel. | |
| [11:25] | Maybe Julie is right. Maybe I should just get out there. | |
| [11:29] | Yeah, out there. | |
| [11:32] | So, what do you think is out there? | |
| [11:37] | Shouldn’t you be in class? | |
| [11:38] | Only in theory. Look, I’m on level 20. | |
| [11:40] | I have 5 more to go, then I get the speed shoes… | |
| [11:42] | and the Relic Time Warp Chamber opens up. | |
| [11:45] | Can’t you just save the game go get an education, and then come back? | |
| [11:49] | I could. | |
| [11:50] | I just… | |
| [11:51] | I want to finish this game. | |
| [11:55] | Uhh, please? | |
| [12:02] | Hello? | |
| [12:05] | Who is it? | |
| [12:07] | Ah, hello? Hello? | |
| [12:09] | Hey, Ruby. Yeah, what’s going on? | |
| [12:15] | Right. | |
| [12:19] | Yeah, yeah. No, no, I’m listening. | |
| [12:23] | Hold on, I dropped the phone, Ruby! | |
| [12:25] | Hold on, I’m coming! | |
| [12:27] | I’m coming. I am. Hold on, I can’t find the phone! | |
| [12:30] | Hold on! | |
| [12:33] | Hey, you there? No, I’m sorry, I was, uh… | |
| [12:35] | I was in the middle of something. Um… | |
| [12:37] | Yeah. | |
| [12:38] | Yeah, so what’s going on? | |
| [12:42] | Oh. Well. When do you get back? | |
| [12:45] | Well. Then… | |
| [12:46] | Right. Maybe we can go out next weekend? | |
| [12:50] | Really? Great! | |
| [12:53] | OK. | |
| [12:54] | – You’re ruining my lives! – What? – No, not you! | |
| [12:57] | – Uh, re-pause! Re-pause! – What? | |
| [12:59] | Re-pause! | |
| [13:01] | Yeah. No, OK. OK. | |
| [13:04] | Yeah, I’ll talk to you later. OK, bye. | |
| [13:07] | What the hell is re-pause supposed to mean? | |
| [13:09] | Re-pause! | |
| [13:12] | OK. So. Bring up the depth over here… | |
| [13:15] | comparable to this. Right? OK. | |
| [13:17] | And a little bit more definition here. | |
| [13:20] | – Thanks. – Great. | |
| [13:22] | – Hi! – Hi. Um, | |
| [13:25] | I’ll do it. | |
| [13:26] | Which assignment? | |
| [13:28] | No, your son. I’d like to meet him if you’re still offering. | |
| [13:31] | Great! I really think you two are gonna hit it off. | |
| [13:34] | So, how ’bout tomorrow night? | |
| [13:37] | Oh, that’s fine. | |
| [13:39] | Um, shouldn’t we maybe ask David first? | |
| [13:43] | I’ll call him. | |
| [13:44] | And, could you wear something light? | |
| [13:46] | I mean, you have a beautiful face… | |
| [13:48] | and it should be lit. | |
| [13:49] | And a little color on your lips would be great. | |
| [14:02] | I’m telling you, it’s food poisoning. | |
| [14:04] | Carl, everyone eats the same food and you’re the only one who’s sick. | |
| [14:08] | I have a very weak constitution. | |
| [14:10] | I feel like throwing up all the time. | |
| [14:13] | Here’s what you do: Get your rich parents to send you some money. | |
| [14:15] | – My parents aren’t rich. – Take that money | |
| [14:17] | buy yourself a refrigerator get your own food, got it? | |
| [14:21] | Now leave. | |
| [14:29] | Do you even listen to what you say to people? | |
| [14:31] | Not really. | |
| [14:33] | Oh, that reminds me, some guy named David called. | |
| [14:35] | He said to meet him somewhere at 8:00. | |
| [14:37] | Or 8:30… something. | |
| [14:39] | So which was it, 8:00 or 8:30? And meet him where? | |
| [14:41] | I don’t remember. It was on the machine. | |
| [14:44] | But I deleted it… | |
| [14:45] | by semi-accident. | |
| [14:47] | So I have a date tonight, and now I have no idea what time to be there? | |
| [14:50] | – Don’t have a hissy, just call him. – I can’t. I don’t know him. | |
| [14:55] | Wait, you’re going on a blind date? | |
| [14:58] | That is so pathetic. | |
| [14:59] | Do you realize that you’ve reached a new sub-basement of pathetic? | |
| [15:02] | He’s a grad student here, and his mother is my art teacher. | |
| [15:06] | Oh, God. | |
| [15:08] | What? | |
| [15:09] | Let me just see if I can spell this out for you: | |
| [15:10] | Grad student plus mother plus blind date equaIs gay. | |
| [15:14] | He’s not gay. | |
| [15:15] | G- a-y. Have fun! | |
| [15:30] | If you need to go to the bathroom… | |
| [15:33] | go ahead. I can wait. | |
| [15:36] | I’m fine. | |
| [15:37] | You should go, though. | |
| [15:39] | Um, I don’t have to go. | |
| [15:42] | Huh. Well, good. | |
| [15:46] | – Elena, come on! – Why can’t I play? It’s our living room, right? | |
| [15:49] | OK, whatever happened to video games being stupid… | |
| [15:51] | a waste of time, a vacuum? | |
| [15:53] | I can suck away my hours any way I choose. | |
| [16:02] | – Wait a second, you’ve been practicing. – What makes you say that? | |
| [16:05] | You killed that 2-headed blond guy pretty easily. | |
| [16:08] | Beginner’s luck. | |
| [16:12] | All right, I tutored this guy from my chem class. | |
| [16:16] | He had PlayStation. He worked while I played. | |
| [16:18] | – Watch out for the frog! – Oh. Sorry! | |
| [16:21] | – Let me try that again. – No, look, look… | |
| [16:22] | the only way we’re gonna get past this spot and finish the game is if we work together. | |
| [16:26] | Noel. | |
| [16:28] | I think it’d be good for us. You know, we’d learn how to deal | |
| [16:31] | with each other, to share, to be unselfish, like roommates. | |
| [16:33] | – What do you mean, like take turns, or something? – Yeah. Good idea. | |
| [16:39] | OK, so this is a little exciting. | |
| [16:43] | I mean, it’s my first post-Ben date. | |
| [16:47] | I hope I look pretty enough. | |
| [16:50] | Oh. My God. I’m nervous. I mean. I’m excited. | |
| [16:53] | Excited about getting out there. | |
| [16:55] | I can’t keep still. | |
| [16:57] | So. have you ever been on a blind date? | |
| [17:00] | Can they actually be fun? | |
| [17:02] | I hope so. | |
| [17:05] | What if we like each other? Wouldn’t that be amazing? | |
| [17:07] | I mean, I always have this feeling like I’m gonna click with the right person. | |
| [17:15] | Maybe that person’s Professor Sherman’s son. | |
| [17:21] | – Are you… – David, yeah. | |
| [17:23] | Hi, I’m Felicity. | |
| [17:25] | Yeah. So, um… | |
| [17:28] | I guess let’s go get a table. | |
| [17:37] | So, welcome to Maggie’s Catering. | |
| [17:39] | It’s nice. A lot of flour. | |
| [17:41] | Thank you. | |
| [17:43] | Seriously, though, this place… It’s impressive. | |
| [17:45] | When I started, I ran the whole business out of my own kitchen. | |
| [17:48] | Really? So, you actually cook? | |
| [17:50] | Ha ha! For 6 years, I did everything myself… | |
| [17:53] | cooked, baked, delivered. | |
| [17:55] | My oven was so small, it used to take 6 hours | |
| [17:57] | to make a decent-sized batch of cookies. | |
| [17:59] | – Don’t touch that, please! – I’m sorry. I’m sorry. | |
| [18:01] | – It’s OK, I forgive you. – OK. | |
| [18:06] | So, is it usually this quiet? | |
| [18:09] | The staff just went home. | |
| [18:10] | Really? Mm-hmm. | |
| [18:15] | What about those muffins? | |
| [18:17] | I’m actually all out. | |
| [18:19] | You’re all out of muffins? | |
| [18:21] | So that was just like a little trick? | |
| [18:24] | Well, why don’t you try an apple tart? | |
| [18:26] | – Oh, I’m OK. – No, come on. | |
| [18:27] | – No, I… – Come on, just a bite. | |
| [18:31] | – OK. | – OK. |
| [18:36] | It’s good. | |
| [18:37] | You got something on your… | |
| [18:48] | It’s Maggie’s Catering. Please leave a message. | |
| [18:52] | Maggie, it’s me | |
| [18:54] | Dr. Simmons wants to totally change his order. | |
| [18:56] | You’ve got to get your pager fixed. This is a disaster. | |
| [18:59] | I’m here. What’s up? | |
| [19:02] | Oh. God. | |
| [19:05] | Uh, hold on. | |
| [19:06] | I have to deal with this. I’m sorry. | |
| [19:08] | Oh, that’s OK, that’s OK. I got a free tart, so… | |
| [19:13] | Maybe we can finish this another time. | |
| [19:15] | – Yeah, do you want to go out for dinner tomorrow night? – I’d like that. | |
| [19:19] | – OK. | – OK. |
| [19:20] | All right, bye. | |
| [19:26] | So, when did he decide this? | |
| [19:38] | So, did, um… | |
| [19:40] | you always want to be a photographer? | |
| [19:43] | I guess. | |
| [19:46] | I always liked pictures. | |
| [19:54] | Your mom’s a great teacher. | |
| [19:57] | Growing up with her, it must have been interesting. | |
| [20:01] | Uh, yeah. | |
| [20:05] | Right. | |
| [20:08] | Are your parents still married, or? | |
| [20:10] | Nope. | |
| [20:15] | How is everything? | |
| [20:17] | Well, the food is delicious. | |
| [20:30] | I’ll bring one right away | |
| [20:33] | Would you excuse me for a second? | |
| [20:36] | You two can chat while I go use the bathroom. | |
| [20:42] | – You want coffee or dessert maybe – Thanks, but no. | |
| [20:45] | – No. Chocolate mousse? – It’s very good, thank you. | |
| [20:59] | – Will you watch out for the bombs? – Those aren’t bombs! | |
| [21:01] | No, you have to jump faster than that! | |
| [21:05] | – Hey. It’s Noel and Elena. – It’s Elena and Noel. | |
| [21:07] | Leave a message! | |
| [21:09] | Hello? Are you there? | |
| [21:11] | I’m in hell here. Where are you guys? | |
| [21:31] | – Hello. – Hey. It’s Felicity. Do you have a second? | |
| [21:34] | Oh. Um, yeah, sure. | |
| [21:37] | – Ahh, this is a nightmare. – What is? | |
| [21:40] | My date. My B-list date. | |
| [21:42] | Now I finally know what “B” stands for. | |
| [21:44] | Oh, come on. It can’t be that bad. | |
| [21:46] | He’s barely speaking to me. | |
| [21:48] | Maybe he’s just shy. | |
| [21:50] | I keep throwing out topics… | |
| [21:52] | and he keeps giving me one-word answers… | |
| [21:54] | or grunts. | |
| [21:55] | I don’t think he understands the concept of a date. | |
| [21:58] | I mean, I barely understand the concept… | |
| [22:00] | but this guy… | |
| [22:01] | What does he look like? | |
| [22:02] | Nothing that makes up for his behavior. | |
| [22:05] | Well, if it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave? | |
| [22:09] | Thank you. I’ll call you later. | |
| [22:11] | OK. | |
| [22:18] | Listen… | |
| [22:32] | Merci. | |
| [22:39] | OK… | |
| [22:42] | Slowly… Uh-huh. | |
| [22:44] | Slowly… | |
| [22:45] | – OK. A little faster. – OK. | |
| [22:47] | To the left. Faster! Faster! | |
| [22:50] | OK, Noel, now. Jump! | |
| [22:53] | Come on. Noel! You have to focus! | |
| [22:55] | All right. We have been stuck at N. Cortex for 4 freaking hours. | |
| [22:59] | Maybe we should just… let’s just take a break. | |
| [23:00] | No way. We’re getting closer. I can feel it. | |
| [23:05] | I don’t want to get your hopes up, but if we get desperate… | |
| [23:07] | we can always call my cousin for help. | |
| [23:09] | He’s got a lot of contacts. | |
| [23:11] | – Contacts? – In the video game world. | |
| [23:13] | Will you get the door? | |
| [23:14] | I am not getting help from some geeky computer programmer. | |
| [23:25] | Hey. Is Elena here? | |
| [23:26] | No! | |
| [23:36] | – Hey. How was your date last night? – It was terrible. | |
| [23:38] | I tried calling you in the middle of it. Where were you? | |
| [23:41] | Here. Sorry, we were busy. | |
| [23:44] | Over, over, over! | |
| [23:45] | This is why you couldn’t talk to me? | |
| [23:46] | I’m on the date from hell, and you two… are playing a video game? | |
| [23:49] | – Ah… – Wait. I wasn’t listening. Huh? | |
| [23:53] | Are you… are you ready to go or what? | |
| [23:54] | Oh, I don’t think I can go out tonight. | |
| [23:56] | Spin him! | |
| [23:59] | OK, you guys have to stop this. | |
| [24:01] | This game is like heroin… | |
| [24:03] | except worse. | |
| [24:05] | Do you want to go downstairs for a bite? | |
| [24:07] | Not really. OK. | |
| [24:09] | What about getting something to eat? | |
| [24:12] | Die, you bastard… | |
| [24:13] | Ha ha! Got him. Nice. | |
| [24:15] | OK, well, this was so much fun… | |
| [24:17] | but I have to go experience the real world. | |
| [24:19] | Outside. | |
| [24:21] | I got it. Oh! | |
| [24:23] | What are you doing? He’s coming back! | |
| [24:40] | – I thought you were going out for the night. I am. – I just need to accessorize. | |
| [24:44] | – That guy Carl hasn’t been around, has he? – Not since I’ve been here. | |
| [24:47] | Good. He’s driving me nuts about how that | |
| [24:48] | stupid refrigerator he bought isn’t working. | |
| [24:52] | So I guess you weren’t ax-murdered by your blind date. | |
| [24:55] | Nope. I survived. | |
| [24:57] | It was terrible, wasn’t it? | |
| [25:00] | Ha! Am I always right or what? | |
| [25:02] | This is perfect. | |
| [25:04] | Later. | |
| [25:06] | Is this Felicity’s room? | |
| [25:11] | Maybe. | |
| [25:13] | I’m sorry to drop by so late. | |
| [25:15] | I’m sure I’m the last person you want to see… after last night, but, uh… | |
| [25:18] | Um… Can we talk alone for a second? | |
| [25:22] | David… what do you want? | |
| [25:25] | I was wondering if you and I can go out again. | |
| [25:28] | – You’re kidding. – No. | |
| [25:30] | You think I don’t want to go out with you again… after last night? | |
| [25:33] | Well… It was horrible. | |
| [25:35] | I mean, seriously, have you ever thought | |
| [25:37] | about asking someone a question for a change? | |
| [25:38] | – I know, and… – There’s a give-and-take involved in conversing with someone. | |
| [25:41] | You seem to have the take part down really well. Just the give that seems to stump you. | |
| [25:45] | You were self-absorbed. Bad-mannered. And bitter. | |
| [25:48] | The answer to your question’s obviously no. | |
| [25:51] | Look. Just so you know. That was the first date I’ve had in a while. | |
| [25:54] | I could tell. | |
| [25:55] | Months. OK? I’ve been sort of a mess. | |
| [26:01] | I was in France on a photo shoot and my girlfriend Jessica… | |
| [26:04] | We’d been going out for a year… | |
| [26:06] | She was supposed to come and meet me at the end so we could travel around together. | |
| [26:09] | And she didn’t show up. | |
| [26:11] | No. She showed and explained how she was sorry but she | |
| [26:13] | was getting married to my best friend since I was 6. | |
| [26:20] | And since then I’ve tried dating a few times… but it was always a disaster… | |
| [26:24] | so if I was a little out of it, it might have something to | |
| [26:27] | do with the fact that my world has been sort of upside-down. | |
| [26:32] | Or… maybe not. Maybe I’m just a jerk. | |
| [26:38] | Probably deserve everything you said. | |
| [26:43] | I know I do. | |
| [26:49] | I’m sorry. | |
| [26:55] | I think you were a little harsh on him. | |
| [27:05] | I love SoHo. I used to live a few blocks from here. | |
| [27:07] | Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. | |
| [27:09] | – Where do you live now? – Uh, Fifth Avenue. | |
| [27:11] | – Fifth Avenue. – Mm-hmm. – It’s a little vague. | |
| [27:13] | Are you afraid I’m gonna come by start harassing your doorman or something? | |
| [27:15] | Yeah, something like that. Sure. | |
| [27:19] | Listen, I live just around the corner. Um… | |
| [27:21] | Do you want to… I don’t know. | |
| [27:23] | Do you want to come up for some… | |
| [27:25] | Coffee? | |
| [27:26] | For some coffee, yeah. | |
| [27:28] | Ha! You don’t have any coffee, do you? | |
| [27:30] | No, I don’t. Ha ha ha! | |
| [27:32] | You still want to come up? | |
| [27:34] | You don’t live with a bunch of frat boys, do you? | |
| [27:36] | – Is that what you think of me? – Yeah. | |
| [27:38] | Sure. | |
| [27:39] | All right. | |
| [27:43] | – You want me to taste that? – No, you don’t have to taste anything. | |
| [27:46] | If we can find a way to work together could be extremely beneficial for both of us. | |
| [27:50] | See, you never should’ve told him what you | |
| [27:52] | do for a living. That was your first mistake. | |
| [27:54] | – Let me give you my theory on… – Sean? – Yeah? | |
| [27:56] | – Don’t you have to be somewhere? – Yeah, in a minute. | |
| [27:58] | – No, it’s OK. I wanna hear this. – OK. | |
| [28:01] | Going to a catered party is like going to jail, right? | |
| [28:04] | Because the people there will eat anything. They have no choice, right? | |
| [28:07] | They’re stuck in one place. They’re starving. | |
| [28:09] | So what you’re saying is that it doesn’t | |
| [28:11] | matter what the food actually tastes like. | |
| [28:13] | No, no, not at all. What I’m saying is… | |
| [28:15] | if you put out this condiment, smoothaise… | |
| [28:17] | people then will be forced to try it. Right? Because it’s there. | |
| [28:20] | Then they’ll ask you where you got it from and then. Boom! | |
| [28:21] | Suddenly, you and I are in the condiment market. | |
| [28:23] | – OK, Sean. – What? – Time to leave. | |
| [28:26] | OK. Before I do, if you just could you do me a favor and just taste this? | |
| [28:29] | That’s all I’m asking for. It’s just a taste. | |
| [28:30] | Sean. Don’t make her taste anything. OK? | |
| [28:33] | – Just a little. – OK. | |
| [28:35] | A little. There. | |
| [28:37] | Yeah. There you go. | |
| [28:42] | It’s early yet. Though. It’s still in the R&D phase. | |
| [28:44] | Why don’t you give her a call when it’s in the edible phase? How about that? | |
| [28:46] | OK. You know what, give me 24 hours, OK? | |
| [28:49] | I’m going to a Russian spice store in Brighton Beach. Open all night. | |
| [28:54] | Ohh… Sorry about that. | |
| [28:55] | That’s OK. I have a strong palate. | |
| [28:58] | Yeah. | |
| [28:59] | I should, uh, I should go, too. | |
| [29:01] | – Really? – Yeah. | |
| [29:02] | I’m sure you have an early class in the morning or something. | |
| [29:04] | No, no. I got, uh… | |
| [29:06] | I got nothing to do. | |
| [29:25] | I, uh… | |
| [29:28] | I think you should stay. | |
| [29:31] | How old are you anyway? | |
| [29:46] | Hey. | |
| [29:50] | I would kill for a cup of coffee right now. | |
| [29:52] | Yeah. | |
| [29:55] | So I really had a nice time last night. | |
| [29:58] | Yeah. Me, too. | |
| [30:01] | When do you think I can see you again? | |
| [30:05] | I really don’t think that that’s such a such a good idea. | |
| [30:09] | What does that mean? | |
| [30:13] | Hello? What does that mean? | |
| [30:16] | Nothing. I just think that we both got caught up in the moment a little. | |
| [30:22] | You know, I really don’t care how much older you are than me. | |
| [30:24] | It’s not that. | |
| [30:26] | Really. It’s not that? | |
| [30:29] | Yeah. Really. | |
| [30:34] | Look, I… gotta go… | |
| [30:35] | but I’II, um… | |
| [30:37] | I’ll call you later. | |
| [30:39] | Sure. | |
| [30:55] | I don’t understand why it needs to be in here. | |
| [30:58] | Because this is where the repairman comes. | |
| [31:00] | – Would you please tell him? – No, no. Do not look at me. | |
| [31:02] | This was your project from the beginning. You talk to him. | |
| [31:06] | – But he freaks me out. – You know I can hear you, right? | |
| [31:09] | And I care about that why? | |
| [31:11] | You’ll make sure it’s cold enough, right? | |
| [31:13] | Do you know what kind of diseases can grow in a broken refrigerator? | |
| [31:17] | I mean, if food is improperly preserved… | |
| [31:19] | it’s… it’s like a breeding ground for bacteria. | |
| [31:22] | Trichinosis. Salmonella. Botulism. | |
| [31:24] | It’ll be fine. | |
| [31:25] | – Check back with me in a few weeks. – A few weeks?! | |
| [31:29] | What’s wrong with the fridge? | |
| [31:30] | Nothing. The thermostat wasn’t turned down but I told | |
| [31:33] | him it was busted so now you and I have separate fridges. | |
| [31:35] | – Meghan. – Hey, problem solved! Right? | |
| [31:55] | For you. | |
| [31:59] | David, you didn’t have to. I… | |
| [32:01] | And cookies in case you don’t like flowers. | |
| [32:03] | Probably not the best idea considering where you work. | |
| [32:07] | I don’t know exactly what I’ve done to deserve this but… | |
| [32:12] | I mean, what would you have done if we’d had a good date? | |
| [32:15] | This is what I would want someone to do if they | |
| [32:17] | treated me the way I treated you the other night. | |
| [32:20] | You know. It was the first time I’d been out in a while… | |
| [32:24] | And everyone my friends, my family they’ve all been on my case to go out. | |
| [32:27] | Which, obviously, is not a reason to do it… | |
| [32:30] | or an excuse for my behavior. | |
| [32:34] | But I am sorry. | |
| [32:39] | Apology accepted. | |
| [32:45] | It’s funny. I guess we’re kind of… | |
| [32:47] | going through the same thing. | |
| [32:48] | I was… I was talking to a friend… | |
| [32:52] | this was before I met you, and… | |
| [32:55] | she was talking about, you know, getting out there… | |
| [32:57] | and how… | |
| [32:59] | how I should only be dating B-list people. | |
| [33:01] | – B- list people? – Yeah, because, uh… | |
| [33:04] | right now, if I met… | |
| [33:06] | the greatest guy in the world I wouldn’t even know it. | |
| [33:10] | So you broke up with someone recently, too… | |
| [33:13] | and I was your B-list person. | |
| [33:15] | That was the plan. | |
| [33:20] | Ah, you know, I was so busy sabotaging the date… | |
| [33:22] | and I was a little drunk… | |
| [33:24] | I never really bothered to look at you or listen to what you were saying. | |
| [33:30] | Now I wish I had. | |
| [33:33] | Is there any way you’ll give me one more chance and go out with me again? | |
| [33:40] | One? | |
| [33:41] | One. | |
| [33:44] | One. | |
| [33:49] | Hold on. Let me get a pen. | |
| [33:56] | Hmm. OK. Go ahead. | |
| [33:59] | Thanks, Alex. | |
| [34:00] | It’s never gonna happen. It’s like Super Mario all over again. | |
| [34:03] | I get so close I can taste it, and it just… | |
| [34:06] | – it just falIs apart. – Not so fast. | |
| [34:08] | I just talked to my cousin and he gave me the number of a guy. | |
| [34:12] | You got a number? He says he can help us get past this level. | |
| [34:17] | Ahh, I guess we should call him. | |
| [34:21] | – No! Forget it! Hang up! – What? | |
| [34:23] | We are gonna do this ourselves or we’re gonna die trying. | |
| [34:32] | Hey. Are you leaving? | |
| [34:35] | Uh. Yeah. My workday is done. So… | |
| [34:37] | Well. Mine’s just starting. It sucks. | |
| [34:40] | I heard that your teacher’s trying to set you up with her son. | |
| [34:44] | You guys ever go out? | |
| [34:47] | Well, yeah. It didn’t go very well… | |
| [34:49] | but, um… | |
| [34:50] | I think we’re gonna try again tonight. | |
| [34:59] | What about you? | |
| [35:00] | Are you seeing anybody? | |
| [35:03] | Yeah… I don’t know if we’re seeing each other. I don’t know. | |
| [35:10] | Was it the woman who came in the other day? | |
| [35:13] | You know, she was kind of… older? | |
| [35:16] | Oh, she’s not… she’s not that old. | |
| [35:18] | No. God. I didn’t mean that in a bad way. | |
| [35:21] | Yeah. | |
| [35:25] | Well… | |
| [35:27] | I hope it works out for you. | |
| [35:30] | Yeah. I hope it works out for you, too. | |
| [35:35] | All right. Well, I’ll see you. | |
| [35:37] | OK. | |
| [35:55] | Hey. | |
| [35:57] | – Hey. – What are you doing? | |
| [35:59] | Just fine-tuning smoothaise. | |
| [36:01] | I think I had a real breakthrough here. | |
| [36:02] | – You wanna taste this? – No. Anyone call for me? | |
| [36:05] | No. Oh, yes. Your mother called. | |
| [36:07] | My mother called? | |
| [36:10] | – Oh, man. Did I just say your mother?- Yeah. | |
| [36:12] | Ha ha! I meant your lover. | |
| [36:15] | Very funny. | |
| [36:17] | Hey, you know what? You’re at your sexual prime she’s at her sexual prime. | |
| [36:19] | – Yeah. – It’s perfect, right? | |
| [36:20] | – Did she leave a number? – Yeah. Her new pager number. | |
| [36:23] | Apparently, she’ll be running around all day. | |
| [36:26] | It’s on the counter over there. | |
| [36:27] | But listen, watch out with her. | |
| [36:29] | I mean. I think she’s a little out of your league. | |
| [36:32] | – OK. – I’m serious! | |
| [36:34] | I don’t want to see you get hurt. | |
| [36:36] | I know. | |
| [36:37] | The magazine needed pictures inside the bridge… | |
| [36:39] | but the guard kept saying no… | |
| [36:41] | till I got to 100. | |
| [36:44] | And then he was like, 100 bucks? No problem. | |
| [36:46] | – So he let you in. – Yeah. | |
| [36:47] | Inside Verrazano Bridge. | |
| [36:49] | It’s like a part of New York no one ever gets to see. | |
| [36:51] | These giant cables that keep the bridge standing. | |
| [36:54] | I got some incredible shots. | |
| [36:57] | Uh, your mom says you’re a great photographer. | |
| [37:00] | Well, don’t trust your source. | |
| [37:02] | My mother has a tendency to exaggerate. | |
| [37:04] | Yeah. Yeah, tell me about it. | |
| [37:06] | OK, when I was in junior high my parents were already | |
| [37:09] | telling everyone what a great doctor I would be. | |
| [37:12] | My mom sent me to Europe to study the great painters. | |
| [37:16] | I’m pretty sure it kilIs her every time she sees me with a camera. | |
| [37:19] | Isn’t it weird how parents have all these expectations for you… | |
| [37:22] | before you can even have them for yourself? | |
| [37:25] | I know. | |
| [37:26] | I feel like such a disappointment. | |
| [37:30] | Isn’t that horrible? | |
| [37:32] | Well, here’s to 2 disappointments. | |
| [37:41] | Is this Gary? | |
| [37:43] | I got your number from Alex and he says you can help us. | |
| [37:46] | We’re on the final boss level. | |
| [37:48] | OK. | |
| [37:50] | He wants you to get ready. | |
| [37:51] | All right. | |
| [37:52] | Now, when he starts throwing firebalIs move all the way to the left. | |
| [38:04] | Now what? | |
| [38:07] | He wants you to rush up behind him and then spin him towards the middle. | |
| [38:13] | – It didn’t work. | – It didn’t work. |
| [38:15] | Now what? | |
| [38:17] | Noel, try it again, but this time, wait 5 seconds… | |
| [38:20] | move back to the middle before you rush him. | |
| [38:24] | 5 seconds, middle. Got it. | |
| [38:37] | Damn it! I died again. | |
| [38:39] | That didn’t work either. | |
| [38:44] | – Did you try the jump-and-spin? – Yes, I tried it! | |
| [38:49] | He doesn’t think you’re very good at this game. | |
| [38:51] | Who is this guy? I don’t think he knows what the hell he’s talking about! Here. | |
| [38:54] | Listen, jackass, do you have any idea what you’re saying… | |
| [38:56] | or are you just some moron who has nothing better to | |
| [38:58] | do with his time than sit around and give bad advice?! | |
| [39:09] | He’s crying. | |
| [39:12] | That’s because he’s 7. | |
| [39:15] | Years old? | |
| [39:23] | Gary? | |
| [39:25] | He didn’t mean that. | |
| [39:26] | * Babe * | |
| [39:29] | * Last call was half an hour ago * | |
| [39:35] | * They’re sweeping the floor * | |
| [39:36] | * But I can’t find the door * | |
| [39:39] | * And I have to go * | |
| [39:44] | * They say move on * | |
| [39:47] | * But they don’t know * | |
| [39:54] | * How it is when there’s nowhere to go… * | |
| [40:05] | So, this is me. | |
| [40:10] | I had a great time tonight. | |
| [40:12] | Yeah. So did I. | |
| [40:17] | Well, good night. | |
| [40:19] | Good night. | |
| [40:22] | Hey. I don’t know if you’re ever gonna want to go out with me again… | |
| [40:26] | but I’ve been thinking about it… | |
| [40:27] | and it’d be an honor to be your B-list person. | |
| [40:44] | Hold on. | |
| [40:51] | Hey. | |
| [40:54] | What? | |
| [40:56] | Oh. I just wanted to make sure you guys aren’t still playing that game. | |
| [40:59] | Oh, no. | |
| [41:00] | No, thank God. We’re, uh… We’re all through. | |
| [41:02] | 4 days was more than enough, I think. | |
| [41:04] | Besides, I decided, uh… | |
| [41:07] | well, I’m a little too mature for video games. | |
| [41:09] | – That’s a relief. – I know, huh? | |
| [41:14] | So, Elena’s not here. | |
| [41:15] | Uh, she went to the library. | |
| [41:17] | Oh. Yeah. | |
| [41:19] | But look. Come in. Hang out. Yeah? | |
| [41:22] | OK. | |
| [41:28] | I’m sorry about the… | |
| [41:30] | um, stuff. | |
| [41:31] | It’s, uh… | |
| [41:33] | What is this? | |
| [41:34] | It’s nothing. | |
| [41:36] | “The It GirI’s Guide to Video”? | |
| [41:38] | Yeah. Um… | |
| [41:41] | It’s actually, uh… | |
| [41:43] | I bought it for Ruby. It’s just this little… | |
| [41:45] | It’s this little thing for renting videos. I don’t know. | |
| [41:49] | It sounds fun. | |
| [41:51] | Yeah, I hope so. | |
| [41:53] | Hope she likes it. | |
| [41:58] | So, what’d you do tonight? | |
| [42:06] | I just went and grabbed dinner. | |
| [42:10] | Well, I was thinking about, uh… going to grab some coffee. You wanna come? | |
| [42:16] | – Yeah. – Yeah? | |
| [42:17] | I would love to. | |
| [42:20] | I don’t know why I didn’t tell him about David. | |
| [42:23] | I guess it just didn’t seem very important. | |
| [42:26] | It’s just weird… | |
| [42:28] | talking about B-list people… | |
| [42:30] | with an A-list guy. |