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| [00:00] | Previously on “Felicity”, | |
| [00:02] | He sinks it, baby. Your friend just made two Gs. | |
| [00:06] | – What’s the deal?. – No deal. You want some?. | |
| [00:09] | OK, 100 bucks on Chicago. | |
| [00:11] | You’re quitting?. You can’t leave. You’re the RA. | |
| [00:15] | Look, I don’t know what we are, or what we are going to be, | |
| [00:20] | or what we were, or even what we want. | |
| [00:24] | If you leave, we probably won’t resolve it at all. | |
| [00:36] | OK, go ahead, | |
| [00:39] | What do you want me to say? | |
| [00:41] | Just talk about college, | |
| [00:44] | Talk what about college? There’s a million things, What do you want? | |
| [00:48] | You can talk about anything in college, | |
| [00:52] | Like, talk about cute girls in college, Just start talking, | |
| [00:59] | This is stupid, I gotta go, I got a letter from the Financial Aid office, | |
| [01:04] | Ben, you said you’d be in my documentary, | |
| [01:06] | What’s the point of this documentary? | |
| [01:09] | – Just sit, You said you’d help, – Sean, I don’t want to do this, | |
| [01:13] | Come on, Please, | |
| [01:16] | Know what? If you sit down, you don’t have to pay me rent next month, | |
| [01:22] | Are you serious? | |
| [01:23] | I really, really would like your help, | |
| [01:28] | Great, OK, | |
| [01:31] | Alright, nice, | |
| [01:34] | – OK, don’t rock like that, – I’m not, | |
| [01:37] | OK, we’ll cut all that part out, Here we go, | |
| [01:47] | OK, start talking, | |
| [01:49] | I still wanna know what it’s about, besides you making money, | |
| [01:54] | It’s a documentary about the people I interview, | |
| [01:57] | There’s no script, no story, It’s about the people, | |
| [02:01] | How do you know how to make a documentary | |
| [02:03] | You’re the one meant to be talking, so start talking, | |
| [02:07] | Talk about college, What’s it like? | |
| [02:09] | I don’t think you know how to make a documentary, | |
| [02:12] | Neither did the guy who made one about his father in the steel mill, | |
| [02:16] | He sold it for half a million plus first-dollar gross, | |
| [02:20] | I don’t know what that means, | |
| [02:22] | It means this will be professional, | |
| [02:24] | – Fine, – OK, Start talking, please, | |
| [02:30] | – What’s that sound? – I don’t know, | |
| [02:32] | It sounds like the camera, | |
| [02:34] | No, I just got this thing, | |
| [02:37] | – You need a new camera, Look at it, – No, it’s fine, | |
| [02:41] | There’s smoke coming out of it, I think you need a new camera, | |
| [02:44] | Oh, God, | |
| [02:46] | I sat down, though, That was the deal, so I pay no rent next month, | |
| [03:39] | Dear Sally. Sorry I didn’t send a tape last week. | |
| [03:42] | Homework’s been crazy. | |
| [03:44] | I knew it would be, because Monday there was lasagne. | |
| [03:47] | I told you my theory. | |
| [03:49] | That my class workload | |
| [03:51] | is directly related to the cafeteria menu on Mondays? | |
| [03:54] | Sounds ridiculous, But when there’s a pasta special on Monday, | |
| [03:58] | I know that week will be hell, | |
| [04:06] | So, Noel decided not to move, but still, we haven’t really talked. | |
| [04:14] | He lives right down the hall and we haven’t talked. | |
| [04:18] | Between you and me, I miss him. | |
| [04:23] | I’d probably miss him more if I didn’t have so much work. | |
| [04:26] | That McGrath seminar has been especially tough. | |
| [04:30] | – He doesn’t hate you. – He acts like he does. | |
| [04:33] | McGrath acts like he hates everyone. | |
| [04:35] | Except you. | |
| [04:37] | – That’s not true. – It’s absolutely true. | |
| [04:40] | He calls everyone by their last name. Miss Porter, Mr Brown. | |
| [04:43] | But you?. You’re Elena. | |
| [04:46] | You’re mad. | |
| [04:47] | If it weren’t for what happened with Dr Garibay, I would be mad. | |
| [04:51] | – I won’t take it personally. – You take everything personally. | |
| [04:55] | Yes. | |
| [04:56] | – Mail-order bride?. – Two tickets to Late Night, | |
| [04:59] | The Conan O’Brien show?. | |
| [05:01] | I sent for these last year. I assumed they lost my letter. | |
| [05:04] | – Last year?. – Yeah. | |
| [05:07] | Genius. I got two tickets, so you know what this means?. | |
| [05:10] | You’ll be rejected by a whole series of girls. | |
| [05:13] | Exactly. | |
| [05:22] | Kelvin Hall, | |
| [05:23] | That’s the dorm, Kelvin Hall, | |
| [05:26] | Let’s go inside, see what’s up, | |
| [05:28] | Best thing about college must be the amazing friends that you make, | |
| [05:33] | Your first day, you feel like you’ll never meet anyone, | |
| [05:37] | Then, months go by and you have all these amazing friends, | |
| [05:41] | and you’re sitting in front of this weird guy making a documentary, | |
| [05:45] | Leave me out of your answers. | |
| [05:48] | Come in. | |
| [05:52] | – Hi. Dorm meeting tonight. – OK. | |
| [05:55] | You’ve finally succumbed to the world of pornography. | |
| [05:58] | No, I’m making a documentary. | |
| [06:01] | This guy made a documentary, | |
| [06:03] | sold it for tons of money and I realised I’m sitting on a gold mine. | |
| [06:07] | Documentary about college students?. | |
| [06:09] | What about them?. | |
| [06:10] | The whole experience. Kids venting about college. | |
| [06:16] | You should call it Docuventary, | |
| [06:17] | Hey, you want to do a little docuventary graphic for me?. | |
| [06:21] | – It’ll be great exposure for you. – Really?. | |
| [06:24] | I’ll come by later. | |
| [06:25] | – Yeah, OK. – Cool. | |
| [06:28] | Do you know where Felicity is?. | |
| [06:30] | She’s uptown with Elena. Then she has her seminar. | |
| [06:34] | OK, thanks. I’ll see you later. | |
| [06:38] | – Noel’s so nice. – Yeah, generally. | |
| [06:40] | What do you mean, generally?. | |
| [06:43] | That’s the flip side of making friends. | |
| [06:46] | Hold it one second. | |
| [06:47] | Let me just… OK. Action. Whatever. Talk. | |
| [06:53] | It’s just that, you make these friends | |
| [06:57] | and then one day, you kiss with them, | |
| [07:01] | Or somebody you used to date before you met them comes back, | |
| [07:07] | It’s just complicated having great friends, | |
| [07:10] | For you, what’s it like being in college? | |
| [07:13] | It’s the greatest, You know, being away, having just one roommate, | |
| [07:18] | Unbelievable, | |
| [07:20] | I come from a big family, Seven kids, | |
| [07:26] | I was number four, right smack in the middle, | |
| [07:29] | Which was great, he says sarcastically, | |
| [07:35] | The possibilities are endless, There’s no boundaries, | |
| [07:40] | No limitations, | |
| [07:43] | I mean, you wanna study brain surgery, hey, go ahead, | |
| [07:47] | You wanna study cosmetology, have a nice day, | |
| [07:52] | Go with God, | |
| [07:57] | We didn’t receive your final tuition payment. | |
| [07:59] | – You didn’t?. – We contacted your parents. | |
| [08:04] | And what did they say?. | |
| [08:08] | Your father said that we should talk to you. | |
| [08:13] | Yeah, he’s trying to teach me a lesson, or something. | |
| [08:17] | I don’t know what exactly. | |
| [08:19] | I guess when I’m 35, I’ll look back and go, “That was a great lesson”‘ | |
| [08:24] | But, I don’t know. I’m doubtful, for some reason. | |
| [08:29] | You could take out loans, or apply for financial aid. | |
| [08:34] | Yeah. | |
| [08:36] | But until you do, you still have an outstanding loan of $3,200. | |
| [08:46] | Yeah, that is an outstanding loan. | |
| [08:57] | I can’t believe we’re talking about the final project | |
| [09:00] | – It’s happened so fast. – It’s crazy. | |
| [09:04] | I got your message. You’re right. We need to talk. | |
| [09:09] | I’ll meet you at McGrath’s. | |
| [09:15] | I’m OK. | |
| [09:24] | Where do you want to go?. | |
| [09:27] | I was going to move until you talked to me. | |
| [09:33] | You were right, what you said. | |
| [09:36] | If I left, I’d just have been running away. | |
| [09:39] | You know, from dealing with whatever it is you and I have. | |
| [09:43] | I didn’t buy that part about me being a good RA, though. | |
| [09:50] | I’m glad you stayed, for whatever reason. | |
| [09:55] | Yeah. | |
| [09:57] | Look, we had a horrible thing happen,… | |
| [10:02] | .. and we both made bad decisions and hurt each other a lot. | |
| [10:07] | But that doesn’t mean we can’t try again?. | |
| [10:10] | – Can we do that?. – I keep asking myself | |
| [10:13] | why this all happened. | |
| [10:16] | I mean, why you needed to be with Hanna | |
| [10:21] | and why I went off with Eli. | |
| [10:24] | What was wrong with us that that happened?. | |
| [10:28] | I don’t know. | |
| [10:31] | Well, whatever it is, whatever we end up being, | |
| [10:36] | unless we decide to forget it and end up never talking again,… | |
| [10:43] | .. I think we’ve got to start over and just try and be friends again. | |
| [10:48] | Yeah. | |
| [10:54] | Yeah, friends. | |
| [10:59] | I’m not even here. Do you mind?. | |
| [11:03] | – Yeah. – Yeah, we mind. | |
| [11:04] | Tomorrow, then?. | |
| [11:06] | – This is a private… – I said I’d talk, but not now, | |
| [11:10] | Sorry, Cut, OK, I’m sorry, | |
| [11:15] | This is about theoretical research, so don’t be too bookish. | |
| [11:20] | Sometimes, great ideas come when you’re not being pragmatic. | |
| [11:26] | Alright, I’ll need the outlines for your final projects by Friday. | |
| [11:31] | I’ll go over them with you, | |
| [11:33] | then schedule your presentations for the week of the 23rd. | |
| [11:39] | No extensions, no excuses. | |
| [11:45] | See you all in conference. Thank you. | |
| [11:48] | What did I miss?. | |
| [11:50] | – He assigned the final project. – What?. | |
| [11:52] | Everyone has a partner. Where were you?. | |
| [11:55] | With Noel. So, who’s my partner?. | |
| [11:58] | – You don’t have one. – There are ten of us. | |
| [12:00] | He paired Carla with me and Josh. You’re solo. | |
| [12:07] | Excuse me, Doctor?. Elena said she’s paired with Carla and Josh. | |
| [12:12] | I was curious if maybe I could partner with Elena. | |
| [12:16] | Do you know what I just spent the last two hours discussing?. | |
| [12:20] | No, sir. | |
| [12:22] | I warned you that unless you were committed… | |
| [12:24] | I am committed. It was a personal thing. | |
| [12:27] | .. unless you were committed, this won’t work. | |
| [12:30] | So, now I have to do twice the work?. | |
| [12:34] | – You’re not whining, are you?. – No, I was, but I’ll stop. | |
| [12:42] | When I first got here, I was certain about who I’d be, who I wouldn’t be, | |
| [12:47] | I’d made all these rules for myself, | |
| [12:50] | “Don’t let ’em see you’re not from money”‘ | |
| [12:52] | “Don’t let ’em see how scared you are, Don’t let ’em pity you”‘ | |
| [12:58] | But once I realised everybody was as terrified as I was, | |
| [13:02] | I loosened up, | |
| [13:04] | I wasn’t in any clique in high school, | |
| [13:06] | Socially, I wasn’t really connected, | |
| [13:09] | I wasn’t the least popular guy, but I wasn’t that popular, | |
| [13:14] | Is college different? | |
| [13:17] | No, Not really, | |
| [13:21] | I like it better here though, You can’t get good pizza in Buffalo, | |
| [13:25] | Some people, they think I’m like a cliché, | |
| [13:29] | Every time I think about that, | |
| [13:31] | I think, “You know what? You’re the clich锑 | |
| [13:33] | “You know why? Just because you think I got a bit of an accent, | |
| [13:38] | you gotta throw me into some preordained stereotype, or whatever”‘ | |
| [13:44] | I’m smart, man, You know, I read, | |
| [13:47] | I mean, I know who Ayn Rand is, | |
| [13:49] | I know about the bell curve, I have friends in France, | |
| [13:53] | I love being a librarian, | |
| [13:55] | There’s something transcendent | |
| [13:59] | about being surrounded by books all day, | |
| [14:02] | It’s kinda like working in a graveyard, | |
| [14:05] | except everyone who is buried can still talk to you, | |
| [14:10] | Does that make sense? | |
| [14:14] | – You are so cute, – What? | |
| [14:23] | We’ll cut this out later, I couldn’t help myself, OK, | |
| [14:29] | How has coming here affected your family? | |
| [14:33] | How has coming here affected my family? | |
| [14:41] | Well, my parents split up, | |
| [14:43] | – What? – Yeah, | |
| [14:47] | How come you never told me? Are you serious? | |
| [14:50] | Yeah, I’m serious, It happened a couple of weeks ago, | |
| [14:55] | Mom finally got up and left, which… I dunno, I think it’s the best thing, | |
| [15:00] | It’s about time she did it, | |
| [15:07] | Are we done yet? | |
| [15:09] | I decided to become an RA for a few reasons, | |
| [15:13] | One, I need the money, It helps pay my tuition, | |
| [15:16] | Two, I wanted to help students, | |
| [15:18] | When I was a freshman, I had this real jerk for an RA, | |
| [15:21] | Harrison, He was on some sick power trip, | |
| [15:24] | He ignored every guy and slept with every girl, | |
| [15:27] | Like you slept with Felicity? | |
| [15:30] | – I never slept with Felicity, – How come? | |
| [15:35] | How are these questions about college? | |
| [15:37] | Didn’t she sleep with some other guy? | |
| [15:40] | Can we not do this right now? | |
| [15:42] | I’m sorry. Look, we can start over, if you want. | |
| [15:47] | I’m not in the best mood now anyway, OK?. | |
| [15:51] | OK. | |
| [15:54] | Yes, Felicity slept with someone else and it’s making me crazy. | |
| [16:00] | I did a really bad thing. | |
| [16:04] | My ex-girlfriend came back. | |
| [16:08] | And she said she was still interested. | |
| [16:12] | We went out for, like, two years, you know?. | |
| [16:16] | I don’t know, the whole thing threw me. | |
| [16:18] | I started questioning everything, including me and Felicity. | |
| [16:23] | Nothing should have made me question what I had with Felicity. | |
| [16:29] | – I can’t believe I’m telling you. – I wish I had my camera going. | |
| [16:33] | What?. | |
| [16:34] | This is what the documentary is about, you and Felicity. | |
| [16:38] | You’re not doing a movie about me and Felicity. | |
| [16:41] | So what’s the problem?. You can’t forgive her?. | |
| [16:48] | I don’t know. I can’t get this image out of my mind. | |
| [16:51] | You know?. Felicity and Eli. | |
| [16:56] | When I was with Hanna, | |
| [16:58] | Felicity went off and slept with this other guy. | |
| [17:01] | Some artist. This Mr Cool Artist jerk. | |
| [17:08] | I don’t know. | |
| [17:10] | I thought about going to health services and talking to a counsellor. | |
| [17:15] | I even thought about calling a hypnotist. | |
| [17:18] | – See, that’s a great idea. – What is?. | |
| [17:21] | – A hypnotist. – Come on. | |
| [17:22] | No, my Uncle Paul smoked three packs a day, | |
| [17:25] | then he went to see this guy in Midtown. Hypnotist. | |
| [17:28] | Now, not only does he not smoke, | |
| [17:32] | he lobbies for anti-tobacco legislation. | |
| [17:35] | Yeah. | |
| [17:37] | If you want to resolve this Felicity-Eli situation, | |
| [17:40] | a hypnotist is your answer. | |
| [17:42] | – You think?. – I’ll get the guy’s number. | |
| [17:50] | You know what’s great about this guy?. His hair. | |
| [17:54] | – Look at it. – Lynn, shut up. | |
| [17:56] | Nobody serves a muffin on a plate better than this guy. | |
| [18:00] | Still worried about dry skin?. | |
| [18:02] | For a while, he didn’t wash his hands. | |
| [18:05] | Sir, he’s kidding this. | |
| [18:07] | $5 is not too much for that. That’s a really big pastry. | |
| [18:12] | – If you get me fired, I’ll kill you. – You love me. | |
| [18:16] | – Yes, I know. – Get me a coffee and a free brownie. | |
| [18:20] | – You swam good today. – I’m a better swimmer than you. | |
| [18:24] | You look cuter, but I kick your ass in the pool. | |
| [18:28] | I was gonna ask you, Nicole and I are bowling tonight. | |
| [18:32] | – What do you think?. – I gotta close up tonight. | |
| [18:35] | Yeah, you love coffee so much?. Where’s my freakin’ brownie?. | |
| [18:40] | Look at this. | |
| [18:44] | You got paid. Sort of. | |
| [18:47] | – I know. Can you believe that?. – It’s disturbing. | |
| [18:50] | – I know. – It’s unfortunate. | |
| [18:52] | Yeah. I want you to put that on the Minnesota-Clippers game. | |
| [18:56] | No, Barry’s not gonna take something that paltry. | |
| [19:00] | Then just double it. I can do it. | |
| [19:02] | – You’re not good for a brownie. – I’m serious. | |
| [19:06] | – Who do you want?. – The Clippers. | |
| [19:10] | – The Clippers?. – Yes, the Clippers, yes. | |
| [19:14] | Come bowling with us later. | |
| [19:18] | – Nine o’clock. It’s on me. OK?. – Alright, thank you. | |
| [19:22] | Good. I’m not going to thank you because I got no brownie. | |
| [19:30] | What are you doing? | |
| [19:31] | – A docuventary, – A what? | |
| [19:34] | I really need to talk to you, | |
| [19:37] | No, thanks, I’ll see you, | |
| [19:43] | There she goes, Felicity Porter, the unknowing co-star, | |
| [19:48] | I’m very complex, and I think that makes it hard for… | |
| [19:53] | I think girls don’t understand me, | |
| [19:56] | I think I’ll be one of those guys who when I’m like 30 or like older | |
| [20:00] | gets tons of chicks, | |
| [20:02] | That’s gonna be me, I won’t know what to do, I’ll have so many, | |
| [20:06] | Let me ask you, what do you think of Hanna? | |
| [20:11] | I don’t know, Some people said that she was manipulative, | |
| [20:15] | I think she was lonely, | |
| [20:16] | I’ve made some good friends here, | |
| [20:18] | Felicity, for example, That’s my girl, | |
| [20:21] | I’m with her all the time, going through her stuff like it’s mine, | |
| [20:25] | When it’s hard for her, it’s hard for me, I can’t help it, | |
| [20:33] | Richard, if that’s you… | |
| [20:36] | Hi. | |
| [20:41] | – Can I come in?. – Sure. | |
| [20:49] | God, I feel like I haven’t been here in so long. | |
| [20:53] | I know. So, what’s up?. | |
| [20:58] | – You know my pasta theory?. – I saw it was linguini. I’m sorry. | |
| [21:03] | Yeah. When we were out talking yesterday, | |
| [21:06] | apparently, I missed the most crucial McGrath seminar so far. | |
| [21:11] | That sucks. | |
| [21:13] | I have this whole final project to do, | |
| [21:16] | involving graphs, charts and models | |
| [21:18] | and things that you’re much better at than most people. | |
| [21:22] | – I know things are still awkward. – No, it’s OK. | |
| [21:26] | – What do you need?. – Photoshop, when you don’t need it. | |
| [21:30] | – Here, go ahead. – Now?. Are you sure?. | |
| [21:33] | – Yeah. – Really?. | |
| [21:35] | I was just fooling with stuff for Sean’s movie. Go ahead. | |
| [21:39] | Thanks. | |
| [21:52] | Are you sure now is not a bad time?. | |
| [21:54] | We can’t keep having this conversation. | |
| [21:57] | – I’ve got reading to do. Thackeray. – OK. | |
| [22:07] | – Do you need a new layer?. – Yeah. | |
| [22:14] | Alright. | |
| [22:23] | – There you go. – Thanks. | |
| [22:46] | – OK, this isn’t going to work. – What?. | |
| [22:50] | You and me sitting here pretending nothing happened. | |
| [22:53] | – I wasn’t pretending. – Then I was. | |
| [22:56] | I was pretending and I can’t pretend that nothing happened | |
| [23:00] | with you and Eli. | |
| [23:02] | – You know he meant nothing. – Which maybe makes it worse. | |
| [23:06] | I’m not sure, but it doesn’t make it better. | |
| [23:10] | I’m not trying to make you feel guilty. I hurt you, too, I know that. | |
| [23:15] | I’ve been soul searching for weeks, | |
| [23:18] | trying to figure out how to get past this. | |
| [23:22] | I just don’t have the capacity, like you do, | |
| [23:26] | to just start over, to just be friends again. | |
| [23:30] | I can’t. | |
| [23:38] | Yeah. | |
| [23:45] | So, I’m sorry, I just… I… | |
| [23:51] | I can’t be a very good friend right now. | |
| [24:17] | – Will you talk to me now? – Get away from me, God! | |
| [24:26] | We’ll get her tomorrow, | |
| [24:37] | What do you think about what happened with Felicity and Noel? | |
| [24:41] | Man, I could never forgive that girl, | |
| [24:46] | Getting down with another guy? Forget it, | |
| [24:49] | Yeah, but Noel went off with his ex-girlfriend first, | |
| [24:53] | Yeah, yeah, But he didn’t get down with her, | |
| [24:57] | As far as I see it, Felicity’s out, | |
| [25:01] | How does it feel to be replaced by Eli? | |
| [25:06] | – What do you mean, replaced by Eli? – Come on, | |
| [25:09] | – What? – It used to be Ben or Noel, | |
| [25:13] | Right? Now it’s Eli or Noel, | |
| [25:18] | – So what? – You’re not jealous? | |
| [25:22] | Jealous? No, I’m not jealous, | |
| [25:27] | I’m not, | |
| [25:33] | Richard, go away. | |
| [25:38] | You watch Conan O’Brien, right?. | |
| [25:40] | Yeah, it’s the best show on TV. | |
| [25:42] | I wouldn’t go that far, but I have two tickets for next Tuesday night. | |
| [25:47] | – Want to go with me?. – You serious?. It’d be awesome. | |
| [25:50] | How many people did you ask before me?. | |
| [25:52] | Guys, none. Girls, like, 12. | |
| [25:58] | – Where are you going?. – Hypnotist. | |
| [26:02] | You said that like it was a normal answer. | |
| [26:04] | I know. I’ll explain it all to you on Tuesday. | |
| [26:07] | Wear something cool, because we could get on TV. | |
| [26:10] | OK. | |
| [26:14] | What I am proposing researching | |
| [26:17] | is the idea that love is a genetic condition. | |
| [26:22] | Genetic?. | |
| [26:24] | The idea being that the various components of love, | |
| [26:28] | including, but not limited to, attraction, respect, trust, stamina, | |
| [26:34] | the ability to communicate, | |
| [26:36] | that all these parts are genetically determined. | |
| [26:39] | That maybe we are pre-programmed | |
| [26:41] | to connect with someone else who’s programmed in a compatible way. | |
| [26:46] | – Do you subscribe to this theory?. – Not really. | |
| [26:51] | I think it’s interesting | |
| [26:53] | why some people stay together and others break up. | |
| [26:57] | What’s your methodology?. | |
| [26:59] | Theoretical genetic analysis of 40 couples. | |
| [27:02] | 20 that are successful, | |
| [27:04] | basing success on a partnership of ten years or more, | |
| [27:08] | and 20 that are divorcing or splitting up after two years or less. | |
| [27:13] | You’ll present the genetic markers that identify these traits?. | |
| [27:17] | That’s the idea. | |
| [27:21] | – Can I make one last plea?. – No. | |
| [27:24] | – Let me partner with Elena?. – Miss Porter. | |
| [27:27] | I’ve talked to her and… | |
| [27:28] | If you’d come to class, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. | |
| [27:34] | I know this is a silly lesson to you, but it’s my lesson to teach. | |
| [27:40] | Yes, sir. | |
| [27:45] | So, you don’t really have an addiction to anything, | |
| [27:50] | No, | |
| [27:53] | Did you tell him I have an addiction? | |
| [27:57] | I said you were sort of addicted to this girl, | |
| [28:00] | I don’t… | |
| [28:03] | I’ve never really had a patient addicted to a person, | |
| [28:10] | – This is insane, – Tell him about the image, | |
| [28:21] | My ex-girlfriend… She went off with another guy, | |
| [28:32] | Yeah, | |
| [28:34] | I have this image in my head of Felicity with this guy, | |
| [28:38] | It’s haunting me, | |
| [28:42] | I might be able to help you with that, | |
| [28:46] | Really? | |
| [28:48] | Eyelids are too heavy to open, | |
| [28:52] | Your whole body feels heavy like lead, | |
| [28:57] | The next time you think of the two of them together, | |
| [29:00] | you will feel calm | |
| [29:03] | as if you’re in a garden of beautiful blooming flowers, | |
| [29:12] | This boy is so full of anger that he can only see a symptom, | |
| [29:18] | He can’t see the problem, | |
| [29:21] | As a professional hypnotist, | |
| [29:24] | my job is to put him into a highly suggestible state | |
| [29:30] | to help him see the problem, | |
| [29:34] | Can you make him think water is lemon juice? | |
| [29:39] | That’s easy, | |
| [29:51] | – Come on, please talk to me, – God, | |
| [29:53] | So, what’s this movie even about? | |
| [29:56] | College, Relationships in college, | |
| [29:59] | Excellent, | |
| [30:02] | Can you just talk a little bit about your experience? | |
| [30:06] | Yeah, I really… I mean, Sean, | |
| [30:10] | honestly, I don’t think I have one valuable thing to say here, | |
| [30:14] | OK, so far, what’s the biggest lesson you’ve learned? | |
| [30:19] | The biggest lesson? | |
| [30:25] | What the hell is this? | |
| [30:27] | I’m making a movie, You wanna talk? | |
| [30:31] | Wait a minute, Did you just ask me to be in your movie? | |
| [30:35] | – Yeah, – No, | |
| [30:44] | Interesting, What were we talking about? | |
| [30:50] | Lessons, | |
| [30:51] | OK, I wanna make sure I get this, | |
| [30:55] | Relationships are hard I think is the biggest lesson, | |
| [30:59] | You’re dating someone and you’re doing the best you can, | |
| [31:05] | Then, all of a sudden, this thing happens, | |
| [31:08] | like this tornado that comes out of nowhere, | |
| [31:13] | It might not even be anyone’s fault, you know, | |
| [31:17] | Or maybe… | |
| [31:22] | …it even had been brewing for a while… | |
| [31:27] | …and neither ofyou knew it, | |
| [31:30] | Anyway, all of a sudden… | |
| [31:35] | …everything is just ripped apart, I mean, like, everything that… | |
| [31:43] | It’s all blown open, | |
| [31:48] | and you’re just kinda left there to figure out what goes where, | |
| [31:58] | I guess, sometimes… | |
| [32:02] | …the person you thought you’d be with for a long time… | |
| [32:11] | I don’t know, sometimes you’re wrong, | |
| [32:19] | Relationships are hard, They just are, | |
| [32:27] | Come on, come on. | |
| [32:29] | – My day was good, thanks. – One sec, OK, please?. | |
| [32:34] | – Come on, come on. – OK. | |
| [32:39] | Damn it! | |
| [32:43] | – How much did you lose?. – I didn’t lose much. | |
| [32:46] | – How much?. – Not much. | |
| [32:51] | – Have you got a minute?. – Sean, please, not right now. | |
| [32:55] | I’ll be right back. | |
| [33:00] | So, what do you think about Felicity and Noel?. | |
| [33:05] | The Clippers lost. | |
| [33:07] | I didn’t have a good feeling about it. I should have said. | |
| [33:11] | I need to go again. Will Barry lend me some cash?. | |
| [33:14] | You don’t want to do that. Go to the ATM, take some out. | |
| [33:18] | No, you don’t understand. I need a loan. I need this. | |
| [33:21] | – What, are you wiped clean?. – Yes. | |
| [33:26] | That cheque you gave me, that’s all you’ve got?. | |
| [33:30] | Who’s more to blame?. Felicity or Noel?. | |
| [33:33] | Sean, wait. | |
| [33:34] | I owe money for school, I’ve no money for food | |
| [33:37] | and I won’t borrow from Julie. I can’t do it. | |
| [33:40] | You don’t put down money unless you’ve got spare. That’s a rule. | |
| [33:44] | I appreciate the rule. I just need one win and I’m set. | |
| [33:48] | I’m talking 500 bucks. I need this. | |
| [33:54] | That’s not gonna happen, man. | |
| [33:56] | It’s not gonna happen?. What, you’re not gonna call Barry?. | |
| [34:00] | – I’m not. – Gimme the number. I’ll call. | |
| [34:02] | Forget it. I’m not gonna call Barry. Don’t give me that look. | |
| [34:07] | – I need to get out of this hole. – You’ll get deeper. | |
| [34:10] | Would you please give me the number, please?. | |
| [34:13] | – I can’t. – I’ll find somebody else. | |
| [34:18] | I’ll see you at the loft. | |
| [34:20] | What’s going on?. You’re acting crazy. | |
| [34:22] | – Nothing. I’ll explain later. – Don’t do it. | |
| [34:25] | Don’t worry about me. | |
| [34:27] | I do. I can’t help it. I worry about my dumb friend Ben. | |
| [34:31] | Get off me. | |
| [34:32] | Ben?. Ben! | |
| [34:36] | Stop it! | |
| [34:41] | So, what’s your biggest fear? | |
| [34:44] | That this interview goes on for more than three minutes, | |
| [34:48] | – Can I ask you about relationships? – I don’t know, can you? | |
| [34:53] | Hanna comes back and Noel just runs off with her, | |
| [34:56] | I’m, like, “I thought I knew that guy”‘ | |
| [34:59] | And Felicity? She sleeps with that art student, | |
| [35:02] | What the hell was that? I’m, like, “Who are these people?” | |
| [35:07] | I don’t know, | |
| [35:09] | I guess if I was Felicity, I’d have done the same thing, | |
| [35:12] | What’s it like living with Felicity? | |
| [35:15] | It’s like living with a TV | |
| [35:17] | that’s always playing “Little House on the Prairie “, | |
| [35:21] | only with more sweaters, | |
| [35:23] | I liked it better when Felicity and Noel were dating, | |
| [35:26] | Back in the old days I used to bribe him, | |
| [35:29] | because RAs aren’t supposed to fraternise, | |
| [35:32] | I got away with all sorts of stuff, | |
| [35:34] | Got an opinion on Felicity and Noel? | |
| [35:37] | Yeah, First of all, no one could care less than me, | |
| [35:41] | Second, get over it, Noel, | |
| [35:42] | She slept with an artist, It doesn’t matter, | |
| [35:45] | That’s the most painful thing, | |
| [35:47] | When the person you’re dating takes off with someone else, | |
| [35:52] | Happened to me once, | |
| [35:55] | – It did? – Yeah, | |
| [35:57] | Summer camp, | |
| [36:01] | – The guy was a minnow, – A what? | |
| [36:04] | Anything else? | |
| [36:06] | Yeah, if Noel asks me one more time if I’ve seen Felicity, | |
| [36:10] | I’m gonna kill him, Are you listening, Mr RA? | |
| [36:13] | Here’s the answer for the rest of your life, | |
| [36:16] | I haven’t seen Felicity, | |
| [36:19] | I can move on, I mean, it’s not like I need Felicity in my life, | |
| [36:25] | I survived 19 years without her, | |
| [36:28] | So, next, Move on, | |
| [36:32] | The problem is, I need a happy ending, | |
| [36:35] | What? | |
| [36:37] | The guy who sold the documentary about his father?. | |
| [36:40] | It was a happy ending. The steel mill didn’t close. | |
| [36:45] | He didn’t lose his job. It was a whole teary-ending thing. | |
| [36:49] | You want me to change my life for your documentary?. | |
| [36:52] | – Would you mind?. – Would I mind?. | |
| [36:54] | You guys mean more to each other than you think. Go talk to her. | |
| [37:00] | Try and make this better. Fight for that relationship. | |
| [37:05] | – And let me videotape it. – No. It’s over, OK?. | |
| [37:11] | The fact is, even if you forget for just a second | |
| [37:16] | that we both did horrible things to each other, | |
| [37:19] | Felicity never felt for me what I felt for her. | |
| [37:24] | And that’s just the truth. | |
| [37:35] | – What are you doing?. – Look at this. | |
| [37:44] | I guess sometimes | |
| [37:47] | the person you thought you’d be with for a long time… | |
| [37:53] | …I don’t know, sometimes you’re wrong, | |
| [37:58] | Relationships are hard, They just are, | |
| [38:05] | Like, you know that cliché… | |
| [38:10] | …that you don’t appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone? | |
| [38:17] | You know? | |
| [38:19] | God, I feel like I’m in a Barbara Walters interview, | |
| [38:25] | Thanks, | |
| [38:38] | The thing that I realise now, of course, now… | |
| [38:46] | …is that I love him, | |
| [38:55] | Which one are we talking about? | |
| [38:58] | Noel, Of course, Noel, | |
| [39:09] | Yeah, can we just stop doing this now? | |
| [39:37] | What are you doing?. | |
| [39:42] | I thought you were going to The Late Show, | |
| [39:46] | Yeah, I told Guy I couldn’t go. He invited a girl he met on the street. | |
| [39:51] | He invited a stranger?. | |
| [39:56] | Anyway, we were walking to the subway, | |
| [40:00] | and I had this vision of my life after college. | |
| [40:08] | When I wouldn’t have this amazing opportunity… | |
| [40:14] | .. to live right down the hall from someone like you. | |
| [40:27] | Not someone like you. You. | |
| [40:36] | I didn’t feel the way I did about you because you hadn’t slept with anyone. | |
| [40:45] | All I’m saying is,… | |
| [40:49] | .. that if we can’t figure out a way to get through this, | |
| [40:55] | then I underestimated what we are. | |
| [41:07] | I love you. | |
| [41:13] | I have since I met you. | |
| [41:18] | I’m just sorry that it took all this for me to say it. | |
| [41:38] | Of course I hope Felicity and Noel get back together, | |
| [41:42] | There’s no other way I’ll be allowed | |
| [41:45] | to install this surround-sound system, | |
| [41:47] | You gotta hear this baby, THX, Lucas, Man, | |
| [41:52] | – Sounds great, – It’s unbelievable, | |
| [41:54] | Think Felicity and Noel will get back together? | |
| [41:57] | I hope so, They’re a cute couple, | |
| [42:00] | They’re good together, They seem they have destined chemistry, | |
| [42:05] | They seem to like each other a lot, | |
| [42:08] | because they have those ridiculous little fights all the time, | |
| [42:12] | Noel’s always stressed out about her, | |
| [42:15] | so I figure he likes her and I think she likes him, too, | |
| [42:19] | You think he’s gonna forgive her? | |
| [42:24] | Then Noel’s either more of a man than I am, or much less, | |
| [42:29] | You make the call, | |
| [42:30] | So, you guys are together again? | |
| [42:33] | We don’t know, | |
| [42:36] | Yeah, we’re just gonna, kind of, see how things go, | |
| [42:40] | Just for my happy ending, could you give each other a little kiss? | |
| [42:45] | Just a little one? | |
| [42:48] | – Sean? – I told you we weren’t going out, | |
| [42:51] | Come on, This has got to get steamy, I gotta sell it, | |
| [42:54] | – Turn that thing off, – What? | |
| [42:57] | If they get back together, I’ll throw up, | |
| [43:00] | I’ll vomit on this carpet, You can video it, |