Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask(性爱宝典)[1972]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：性爱宝典
英文名称：Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
年代：1972

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时间	英文	中文
[00:02]	[ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ]	[ 中文翻译、字幕同步：疯狂弥天大幌 ]
[00:16]		《性爱宝典/情欲奇谭》
[00:24]		“你一直想了解的有关性的一切”*
[00:34]		*但是又羞于启齿
[03:26]		~春药管用吗？~
[03:42]	Excellent feast!	极佳的盛宴！
[03:46]	Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber.	过会儿我们就回王室就寝。
[03:50]	But first…	但是首先，
[03:52]	As I have been victorious in this weekend battle…	由于我在此周末战事中所取得的胜利，
[03:56]	I wish to be amused. Bring me my fool!	我希望开心一下。带小丑上来！
[04:09]	Good evening, your Majesty. It’s great to be back here at the palace.	晚上好，国王陛下！很荣幸又重回宫殿。
[04:12]	You know what the palace is: it’s 24 living rooms and a dungeon.	你知道宫殿是怎么回事：它有24间客厅外加一间地牢。
[04:19]	But seriously, I love the King	但是说真的，我热爱国王。
[04:21]	He’s one of the strongest men here, isn’t he?	他是这儿最强壮的男人之一，不是吗？
[04:24]	He’s the only one amongst us that can swim the moat length twice.	他是我们当中唯一一个能沿着护城河纵向游泳的人。
[04:30]	I know you’re out there. I can hear you breathing.	我知道你们都在看我表演，因为我可以听到你们的喘气声。
[04:33]	But seriously ladies and germs, I want to say that…	但是说真的，女士们线绳们，我要说的是…
[04:36]	that plague is really something, isn’t it?	那瘟疫的确很麻烦，不是吗？
[04:39]	doesn’t everything look black?	所有东西都变得黑黢黢的，
[04:42]	Coz it’s a black plague.	因为这是黑死病啊。
[04:45]	Save it up and let me hear it at the end, big.	给点鼓励，后排的来点大的掌声。
[04:48]	I love the new exercise his Majesty does to keep in shape.	我喜欢国王为保持体形而从事的新的锻炼方式，
[04:52]	It’s called “taxing peasants”.	那就是“向农民课税”。
[04:58]	Seriously, the best thing of …	说真的，这样的好处是……
[05:01]	I can’t stand it any longer! He’s not funny!	我再也受不了了！他一点也不好玩！
[05:06]	I’ve cut men in a half for making jokes as bad as those.	你再说这样糟糕的笑话，我会把你一斩两段。
[05:10]	– But Sire… – Bring me a fool that’s funny!	– 可是陛下…… – 给我找个好玩的小丑来！
[05:13]	the feast is over.	算了，宴会结束了！
[05:15]	Not funny.	不好玩！
[05:17]	Come on. Outside, outside!	行了，出去，都出去！
[05:20]	I do a couple of impressions that you might like, you know…	我准备了一两个滑稽模仿你可能会喜欢，你知道…
[05:23]	I’m one of the few guys that can do the King of France. Not his voice, his walk.	我是少有的几个能模仿法国国王的人之一，不是他的声音，是他的步态。
[05:27]	If you haven’t noticed the funny motions when he walks…	有时你会留意他走路的动作非常滑稽，
[05:30]	going a little bit to the side. Got a kind of…	他会往旁边挪那么一点点，就像这样……
[05:33]	Don’t everybody burst into spontaneous applause, on this.	你们看了可别一齐掌声雷鸣啊。
[05:58]	Madame, I beg your puberty.	请原谅，夫人，我求您花期。
[06:00]	Beg it not, for thou hast thrown the royal rubies and emeralds on floor.	求个头，你把我尊贵的宝石和翡翠都撞到地上了。
[06:03]	I think we’ll pick it up, and we spin it and fain well on my fain.	那么我愿意将它们捡起来，重新别到您的胸前。
[06:06]	– Thy pin. – Yes, extend thy fane, madame.	– 还有别针。 – 好的，把胸挺起来，夫人。
[06:09]	And I, therefore, on the knock of your hands. Perfect.	这样，我就可以帮您挂好。太完美了！
[06:13]	Didst I feel right?	是我的幻觉吗？
[06:14]	or just I feel that thy two hands werest upon my royal body?	你把你的双手按到我高贵的身体上啦，咸猪手袭胸？
[06:19]	Madame, not I, surely…	夫人，我没有，我绝对不敢…
[06:21]	would never lay my hands on the royal tomatoes in mixed company.	在有人的时候用我的双手去摘王家蕃茄。
[06:24]	Hark on me, if my husband, the King, and my son, the doctor…	蕃茄？听着，要是我的国王丈夫和我的医生儿子…
[06:28]	walketh near upon these private paths…	在这儿的幽径路过，
[06:30]	and heareth what thy sayst about copping a feel…	听到说你咸猪手袭胸的事，
[06:32]	thy life would not be worth a black nickle.	你的小命就一钱不值啦！
[06:34]	But, madame, so beautiful do they lay, they’re one on either side.	可是夫人，它们的位置太漂亮了，一边一个啊！
[06:37]	Either side? This way they were made, fool. Away from me!	一边一个？它们就是这样长的啊，笨蛋！别挡我道！
[06:46]	I fell on my bells.	我摔到我铃铛上了。
[06:50]	T.V. …	肺痨…
[06:52]	or not T.V. ?	还是非肺痨？
[06:55]	That is the congestion.	那取决于充血多少。
[06:58]	Con-sumption be done about it?	得了肺痨会怎样？
[07:00]	Of cough, of cough.	咳嗽，咳嗽。
[07:03]	Oh Jesus!	噢，天哪！
[07:05]	My jokes grow stale.	我的笑话越来越乏味了。
[07:08]	I would my life take for a bare bodkin.	我愿意拿我的生命去换一个裸锥。
[07:11]	If only I could see the Queen’s bare bodkin…	要是能看一眼王后的裸锥就好了，
[07:14]	or anybody’s bare bodkin, for that matter.	或任何人的裸锥也不要紧，
[07:17]	Or a bodkin with little clothes on, even.	甚至是稍微穿点衣服的锥子也行。
[07:21]	I’m so melon-choly.	我太郁闷了。
[07:23]	Guildenstern and Rosencrantz are dead.	吉尔登斯特恩和罗森克兰茨已死，【《哈姆雷特》里的俩小角色，同名戏剧】，
[07:26]	their tailor shop is closed.	他们的裁缝店也关了。
[07:28]	Felix?	费利克斯？
[07:30]	Who calls my name?	谁在喊我名字？
[07:34]	No one knows I’m here, not even my service!	没人知道我在这儿，送我来的人都不知道！
[07:38]	I am the ghost of thy father.	我是你父亲的幽灵。
[07:43]	My father.	我父亲？
[07:45]	You, who died in childbirth.	你出生的时候不已经死了吗？
[07:48]	I can’t rest…	我无法安息，
[07:50]	unless thee makest it with the Queen.	除非你能把王后弄到手。
[07:55]	But she is a Queen, and I a baseborn fool.	可她是王后，我只是一个出生卑微的小丑啊。
[07:59]	I can’t screw above my station.	我不可能犯上作乱。
[08:02]	You must know, my son…	你应该知道，我的儿，
[08:05]	that thy uncle…	你的叔父，
[08:07]	my father…	也就是我的父亲，
[08:09]	put hemlock in my ear.	把毒芹灌到我耳朵里。
[08:13]	Why?	为什么啊？
[08:15]	Don’t ask me why.	别问我为什么。
[08:18]	He does that with everybody	他每看到一只耳朵，
[08:20]	whenever he sees an ear…	他都会这么做，
[08:24]	he likes to put hemlock in it.	因为他喜欢往耳朵里灌毒芹。
[08:29]	Oh, father!	噢，父亲！
[08:31]	See the sorcerer, my son.	去见巫师，我的儿。
[08:35]	The sorcerer!	巫师！
[08:42]	He’s gone.	他走了。
[08:44]	Do I dare sleep with the Queen? Will she sleep with me?	我敢和王后睡觉吗？她会和我睡觉吗？
[08:48]	Although she sleeps with the King and he wears leotards.	尽管她和国王睡觉，他还穿着紧身裤。
[08:52]	The sorcerer.	巫师。
[08:55]	Ah, an aphrodisiac.	啊，一剂春药。
[09:01]	Do you want a soft one…	你想要温和一点的呢，
[09:04]	a strong one…	强劲一点的呢，
[09:06]	Or one that will… mmmh?	还是那种会……唔嗯？
[09:10]	I’d like anything I can get without prescription.	怎么的都行，只是别问我要处方。
[09:16]	This, placed softly…	把这药偷偷地…
[09:20]	in the Queen’s drink…	放到王后的饮料里，
[09:22]	will make her blood boil.	定会使她热血沸腾。
[09:24]	Her passion unbridled…	她的欲望会像野马脱缰，
[09:28]	lustful.	淫逸放荡。
[09:30]	– In other words … – The hots for me.	– 换句话说…… – 对我欲火难耐。
[09:35]	Exactly.	正是！
[09:37]	But be cautious.	但是你要小心，
[09:39]	For if his Majesty should get wind of thy intent…	如果国王得知了你的意图，
[09:43]	He will cut off your legs…	他会砍断你的双腿，
[09:46]	your arms…	斩掉你的双臂，
[09:48]	and your head.	剁下你的头颅。
[09:51]	Right, five out of six is not bad.	是啊，六体去掉五体，还不赖哈。【呵呵】
[09:54]	Now, go.	现在去吧。
[09:58]	I think your eggs are done.	我想你的蛋蛋煮得了。
[10:08]	– Halt. Who goes there? – I’m just the fool.	– 站住，你是谁？去哪儿？ – 我是小丑。
[10:11]	What business have you in the royal chambers?	你来王室干什么，小丑？
[10:13]	I’m just bringing her Majesty her orange juice.	我是来给王后陛下送桔子汁的。
[10:16]	But why you? Where is her usual servant?	为什么是你？她原来的仆人呢？
[10:19]	He lies ill on the kitchen floor with a pox,	他得了疱疹，病倒在厨房的地板上，
[10:22]	a terrible pox all over his socks.	他的袜子上长满了可怕的疱疹。
[10:24]	– Get the enter. – Yes, I’ll get in hands, immediately.	– 进去吧，小丑。 – 好的，我这就去，立刻进去。
[10:29]	Did you like the way I fooled these guys?	你喜欢我愚弄这些家伙的方式吗？
[10:45]	Fool, what doest thy in my chamber?	嗨，小丑，你来我房间干吗？
[10:48]	Madame, I felt if upon a chance you might like a drink. A nice soothing potion.	噢，夫人，我觉得你可能正好需要喝点什么，一剂舒心愉悦的饮料。
[10:52]	Well I do confess a thirst. Bring it to me.	嗯，我正好是有点渴。快拿给我。
[10:56]	Yes. Wouldst grab some of this potion before the fizz goes out.	好的。乘着它还在嘶嘶冒气，赶紧把它喝掉。
[11:00]	– Isn’t it wonderful? – It bubbleth greatly.	– 是不是很奇妙啊？ – 有好多泡泡啊。
[11:02]	Bolt some down, my lady.	赶紧喝吧，夫人。
[11:04]	– Cheerst. – And roebuck.	– 干杯。 – 雄獐。
[11:14]	It go down bubblest, but it’s fine.	感觉喝下去不少泡泡，不过味道不错。
[11:18]	Take it away.	拿走吧。
[11:22]	Well, I have to go back now to the dungeon…	那好，我现在要回地牢了，
[11:26]	to get the deposit on the goblet.	去放杯子。
[11:30]	Wait. Fool, come here.	等等，小丑，到这边来。
[11:33]	I have on me this extraordinary warmth…	我感到浑身燥热，
[11:36]	that is flowing through my veins, it makes me wish… nay, longst…	它们在我的血管里流动，使得我希望…不，是渴望，
[11:41]	that you run a mark over my entire body and make love to me now.	渴望你能抚遍我的全身，和我立即做爱。
[11:45]	– Ravage me and take me now, take me. – It will be a pleasure.	– 蹂躏我吧，占有我吧，快占有我！ – 乐意效劳。
[11:48]	– Take me now to the bed. – To the bed?	– 带我去卧榻。 – 去卧榻？
[11:50]	– And make love to me now. – Yes, to the bed.	– 立即和我做爱。 – 好的，去卧榻。
[11:52]	– Lead me there, fool. – Yes, I am.	– 领我上床，小丑。 – 好，这就来。
[11:54]	For this passion groweth within me.	因为我欲火焚身。
[11:57]	– Come quickly. – I cannot walk fast, fool.	– 那就快点过来。 – 我走不快，小丑。
[12:00]	– The passion is so big. – To the bed.	– 欲望太强烈了。 – 上床来。
[12:03]	– Take me to the bed. – Over here.	– 带我上床。 – 到这边来。
[12:08]	The potion will be under the pillow.	我把喝的放在枕下，
[12:10]	So in case you lose your hot, we can refurbish it.	这样如果你的欲火消退了，我们可以重新煽旺。
[12:16]	Come round thy hands upon my body.	天哪，过来用双手抱紧我的身子。
[12:17]	I shall, I shall remind your brakes.	我要，我要给你的刹车换个新的衬面【慢悠着点】。
[12:22]	Nay, I need this feel of naked flesh against flesh.	不，我需要这种赤裸裸的肉贴着肉的感觉。
[12:25]	I’m all out of naked flesh but would the velvet do?	可是我体无完肤，这身天鹅绒装能行吗？
[12:29]	– Now! Kiss me quick! – Yes, where is your quick?	– 立刻！吻我快！ – 好的，可你的“快”在哪儿？
[12:33]	– Canst undress me now? – I am kissing my own arm.	– 能把我的衣服脱了吗？ – 我在吻我自己的手臂。
[12:37]	Yes. Up quickly, and I will remove the royal dress.	是的，很快，我会褪尽你王室的衣服。
[12:45]	Pullst not upon me.	别拉着我。
[12:48]	On my feet, fool. This is not mockery, this is not games.	快站好了，小丑。这可不是闹着玩的，这也不是游戏。
[12:57]	At last!	终于……
[12:59]	What is this? Heavy underwear.	这是什么？重型内裤？
[13:01]	‘Tis the chastity belt that the jealous King hath fastened on me…	这是贞操带，是猜忌的国王给我戴上的，
[13:05]	that no man but him shalst havest the goods of the body.	这样除了他，没有别的男人能够享用我的身体。
[13:09]	That’s a bad a break for all of us here at the palace.	对于我们所有在宫内的人来说，这可是坏运气。
[13:13]	Wait, wait here. I will go.	等着，别动，我去拿……
[13:18]	Here. Now, with most grievous dispatch…	在这儿。现在，担当起这最艰巨的使命，
[13:20]	I will open the latch and get through her snatch.	我将打开门庭，直通她的幽径。
[13:29]	This key is too big for that lock.	开这把锁，这把钥匙太大了。
[13:36]	It just… perhaps…	只是…也许……
[13:41]	Sorry about that.	原谅我这样做。
[13:46]	I must think of something quickly, because before you note…	我必须尽快想个招，因为可能你都来不及注意，
[13:49]	the Renaissance will be here and we’ll all be painting.	文艺将会在此复兴，这样我们都会被绘入画中。
[13:57]	– Her Majesty wishes to borrow this. – What?	– 王后娘娘想借用下这个。 – 什么？
[13:59]	Yes, she has some food stuck between her teeth,	是的，她牙缝里塞了食物，
[14:01]	and I need to pull it down.	我正想办法把它剔除。
[14:04]	Forgive me.	原谅我。
[14:16]	No。	不。
[14:18]	This I wanna call “beaver shooting”.	这我把它称之为“射杀海狸【女人、女阴】”。
[14:28]	Pick this lock.	快开开吧。
[14:34]	There!	好了！
[14:36]	Done.	行了。
[14:38]	– So now I am yours. – At last, the portals of ecstasy.	– 现在我是你的了。 – 终于，极乐之门打开了。
[14:42]	You have the portals of ecstasy, haven’t you?	你拥有极乐之门，是不是？
[14:43]	Be prepared, his Majesty has this day been awake from his nap by a loud banging.	注意，国王大人今天被巨大的砰砰声吵醒了午觉。
[14:48]	Be prepared, his Majesty has this day been awake from his nap by a loud banging.	注意，国王大人今天被巨大的砰砰声吵醒了午觉。
[14:52]	– He will clip thee in twin. – Yes, clip me in twin.	– 他会将你一劈两半。 – 是啊，将我一劈两半。
[14:55]	Twin over here and the other twin on the other side of the room.	一半在这儿，一半在房间的另一头。
[14:58]	On his chopping block.	放在他的剁肉板上。
[15:00]	Yes, I do not look good in twin. My suits are all made for a full person.	是的，一劈两半看上去肯定很糟，我的戏服是为一个完整的人做的。
[15:05]	Then I shall not have this passion fulfilled.	那我不想满足我的欲望了。
[15:07]	Quickly, lock up the thing that you have there.	那么快点，把你的东西锁上。
[15:11]	Lock the royal box. Quickly, before…	锁好这王室的箱子。快，在他没赶到……
[15:15]	– Help me, help me. – I’m helping, but…	– 帮帮我，帮帮我。 – 我是在帮，可……
[15:18]	Just done.	锁好了。
[15:19]	Perfect. Closed solid. More solid than any…	很好，锁得很结实。结实得比任何……
[15:23]	My hand is caught in the chastity belt.	我的手卡在贞操带里了。
[15:26]	I always keep my hand in the cookie jars.	可以这么说，我总是被逮个正着。
[15:30]	The King, what shallst we do?	国王来了，我们怎么办？
[15:31]	The King?	国王？
[15:34]	Yes. Quickly, comest into the dress immediately.	是的。快，立即穿好衣服。
[15:39]	My Queen! Where is my Queen?	王后！我的王后在哪儿？
[15:43]	Very casual, as though nothing had happened.	自然点，装作什么也没发生。
[15:46]	Oh my Queen! A noise, dreadful pounding did awaken me…	噢，我的王后！一阵喧闹，那讨厌的撞击声把我吵醒了，
[15:51]	making my mood most foul.	搞得我情绪恶劣。
[15:53]	My Lord, you did startle me.	我的国王，你吓了我一跳。
[15:56]	Hi Milord. Be a good King, wouldst thou, and bring me a drink of water.	您好，我的国王。作为一个好国王，您快跑去给我取点水来喝。
[16:01]	The fool haveth mean his jest most graceful details in thine absence.	小丑在你不在的时候表演了几个最滑稽可笑的节目。
[16:04]	Haha Milord, tickling the royal funny bones, so to speak.	呵呵，我的国王，正所谓挠挠王室的痒痒肉。
[16:07]	Ay, because you see ’tis most lonely when thou nappest.	是的，因为你瞧，你在睡午觉，我很寂寞。
[16:11]	Ay Milord, for me too.	的确，我的国王，我也很寂寞。
[16:13]	I still…	我依然…
[16:14]	don’t think he is funny.	认为他一点也不可笑。
[16:17]	I got some new ones for you, Milord:	我又有些新的笑话献给您，我的国王：
[16:20]	what’s black and white, black and white, black and white?	什么东东是黑白、黑白、黑白、黑白的？
[16:23]	A nun falling down for the stairs.	答案是一个修女正在滚下楼梯。
[16:28]	Come, give me a kiss.	过来，给我一个吻。
[16:30]	– Course Milord, stick out your tongue. – Not you!	– 当然，我的国王，伸出您的舌头。 – 不是你！
[16:37]	– I’m leaving. – I will accompany thee to the door.	– 我要走了。 – 我送他到门口。
[16:42]	At last.	终于…
[16:44]	At last we are alone.	终于只有我们俩了。
[16:47]	Ay, my Lord.	是的，我的国王。
[16:49]	My Lord, I would…	国王，我想……
[16:55]	The key. Where is it?	钥匙呢，钥匙到哪儿去了？
[16:59]	Ah, here it is.	啊，在这儿。
[17:23]	You tickle me.	你弄得我好痒。
[17:33]	Hi, Milord.	嗨，我的国王。
[17:34]	Remember you said that if was ever in town I should look up your wife?	还记不记得您说过如果我进城的话，就去找您妻子？
[17:42]	I don’t know what everybody’s so upset for.	我不理解为什么人人都如此不忿。
[17:44]	I never humped her.	我又没和她干过。
[17:48]	Just clean up my neck a little, leave the top full.	就在我脖子上干净利落一刀切下，以保持我的头形完整。
[18:03]		~什么是兽交？~
[18:42]	Give me a good “ah”.	说“阿…”，大声点。
[18:45]	In this side of my arm, mostly at night.	是我手臂的这一边，主要是夜里。
[18:48]	I don’t notice the impression in daytime, but at night it bothers me.	白天我倒没什么感觉，但是在夜里让我很难受。
[18:52]	I don’t want to hurt you but how far can you raise it?	我不想弄疼你，可看看你能举多高。
[18:55]	Mr. Milos, would you come with me, please?	米洛斯先生，请跟我过来好吗？
[19:03]	Come in, Mr. Milos. sit down right over here.	请进，米洛斯先生。请坐在那儿。
[19:06]	I just want to get some history first.	我先想了解一下你的病史。
[19:13]	– Your name is… – Stavros Milos.	– 你的名字是… – 斯塔夫罗斯・米洛斯。
[19:16]	– And your address? – Armenia.	– 住址是？ – 亚美尼亚。
[19:19]	– Armenia? – I am from Armenia.	– 亚美尼亚？ – 我从亚美尼亚来。
[19:21]	– I’m visiting my brother. – I see.	– 我来看望我哥哥。 – 是这样。
[19:24]	– Occupation? – Shepherd.	– 你的职业？ – 放牧。
[19:27]	– A shepherd? – My whole family.	– 牧羊人？ – 我全家都是，
[19:31]	Except for my brother over here, who is a rug salesman.	除了在这儿的哥哥，他是个地毯商。
[19:34]	Have you had any major illnesses?	你得过什么大病吗？
[19:38]	None. Good.	没有。好的。
[19:41]	So now, what seems to be the trouble?	那么，你什么地方不对劲呢？
[19:45]	I’m in love with a sheep.	我爱上了一只羊。
[19:47]	I beg your pardon?	你说什么？
[19:49]	I am in love with a sheep.	我爱上了一只羊。
[20:14]	Ah… I see.	哦…是吗？
[20:17]	See, doctor. Up there in the mountains where I tend my flocks…	你瞧，大夫。在那山上，我看护着我的羊群，
[20:21]	it’s so beautiful under the starred skies…	星空下，景色非常壮美，
[20:24]	and I am alone. And sometimes I get so lonely.	但是只有我一个人。有时我会感到特别孤独。
[20:28]	And the hours pass, and soon I desire a woman.	时间慢慢过去，于是我想找个女人。
[20:32]	But doctor, there are no women.	可是医生，那儿没有女人。
[20:34]	I’m not married and…	我也没结婚。
[20:36]	Well, one night, last summer…	于是，有个晚上，去年夏天…
[20:40]	I could stand it no longer.	我实在寂寞难耐，
[20:42]	My body needed to be satisfied.	我的身体需要满足一下。
[20:46]	– And… I saw her – Who?	– 于是，我看见了她。 – 她？
[20:50]	– Daisy. – Sheep?	– 戴茜。 – 一只羊？
[20:52]	I took Daisy off to a little cove…	我把戴茜带到一个小山坳里，
[20:56]	and there, under the Armenian sky, we had sexual intercourse.	在那里，在亚美尼亚的天空下，我们发生了关系。
[21:04]	– With the sheep? – Naturally.	– 和那只羊？ – 自然。
[21:11]	Oh God!	噢，上帝！
[21:14]	It was the greatest lay I ever had.	这是我经历过的最爽的一次嘿咻嘿咻。
[21:19]	Mr. Milos, forgive me…	米洛斯先生，原谅我……
[21:21]	if I seemed all shocked. I’m sorry.	我觉得难以置信。对不起。
[21:26]	Doctor, Mrs. Goldblatt is on the phone about her rupture.	大夫，歌德布拉特夫人打电话来，关于她的疝气。
[21:30]	Later, later.	过会儿，让她过会儿再打。
[21:33]	Mr. Milos…	米洛斯先生…
[21:36]	Of course I’m happy for the two of you…	当然，我很高兴你们两个…
[21:39]	but I do have other patients.	但是我还有其他病人。
[21:43]	And unless there is some…	除非有什么其它的方式…
[21:46]	specific way that I could help you…	我可以帮助你…
[21:49]	Doctor, please. One minute.	医生，求你了，再给我一分钟。
[21:52]	See, the point is…	你看，现在的问题是…
[21:55]	she no longer loves me.	她不再爱我了。
[21:57]	That’s why I’m here.	这就是为什么我来找你。
[21:59]	Because she’s fallen out of love with me.	因为她不肯再爱我了。
[22:03]	How can you tell that?	这你怎么看出来的呢？
[22:06]	Oh, little things. She is cold, indifferent.	唔，一些小事情。她对我冷淡了，漠不关心了。
[22:11]	Speak to her. She’ll listen to you.	跟她谈谈吧，她会听你的。
[22:14]	Mr. Milos…	米洛斯先生…
[22:15]	you are…	你…
[22:18]	crazy.	疯了。
[22:19]	I brought her all the day from Armenia.	我把她从亚美尼亚一路带来。
[22:22]	My brother says you are a great doctor. You saved his life once.	我哥哥说你是个好医生，你救过他一命。
[22:25]	You need a psychiatrist. I am a medical doctor.	你需要个心理医生，我只是个内科医生。
[22:29]	Speak to her, please.	跟她谈谈吧，求你了！
[22:31]	I can’t talk to a sheep. Are you nuts?	我怎么和一只羊谈话。你疯了吗？
[22:34]	She’s outside, in my brother’s truck.	她就在外面，我哥哥的货车里。
[22:36]	Would you get out of my office, please?	快从我办公室出去，请了！
[22:39]	I’m an MD! I’m not a veterinarian!	我是内科医生！我不是兽医！
[22:41]	I’ll bring her in.	我去带她进来。
[22:42]	Don’t bring any sheep in this office! My mother just got finished paying for it!	别带什么羊来我办公室！我母亲才帮我付的租金！
[22:46]	Doctor, I am a simple man. I’m no great man of wisdom.	医生，我是个平凡的人，没有什么大的智慧。
[22:49]	– My brother says you are a great man. – I’m not.	– 我哥哥说你很伟大。 – 我不伟大。
[22:51]	I’m just an ordinary GP, that’s all I am.	我只是一个普通的医生，这就是我。
[22:54]	– I’ll get her. – No, Mr. Milos, what you don’t understand.	– 我去带她上来。 – 不，米洛斯先生，你是真不明白。
[22:57]	It’s not normal…	这是不正常的…
[22:59]	to experience mature love for anything with four legs!	去真正爱上任何长着四条腿的东西！
[23:03]	Wait till you meet her.	等着，你看一下她再说。
[23:05]	I can’t believe that.	真是难以置信。
[23:18]	– I can’t. – This prescription isn’t working.	– 现在不行。 – 医生，你上星期给我开的药一点都不管用。
[23:21]	I’m sorry, I can’t. Would you sit down?	对不起，现在不行。你能不能先坐下？
[23:23]	Would you sit down, Mrs…? I can’t, I’ll talk…	你能不能先坐下，夫人？不行，我会……
[23:29]	Dr. Ross, this is Daisy.	罗斯医生，这就是戴茜。
[23:32]	Ah. Good.	啊，好。
[23:35]	Why don’t you take her right into my office.	快把她带到我办公室里。
[23:39]	You’ll have to excuse me. The sheep has…	对不起了，各位，这只羊患了…
[23:43]	strip throat.	脓毒性咽喉炎。
[23:49]	Mr. Milos, I’m gonna have to call the police.	米洛斯先生，我不得不叫警察了。
[23:52]	Can we talk for a minute? Mr. Milos, don’t put that sheep on my desk, please.	那就先谈谈吧。米洛斯先生，别把那羊放到我书桌上，拜托！
[23:56]	You shouldn’t do that.	你不应该这么做。
[23:59]	– Isn’t Daisy beautiful? – Yes, she is beautiful.	– 戴茜是不是很漂亮？ – 是的，她很漂亮。
[24:03]	Mr. Milos, you are a very nice man.	米洛斯先生，你是个好人。
[24:06]	I don’t want to see you get down to trouble.	我不希望看到你惹什么麻烦。
[24:08]	what I don’t think you understand is that…	我想你不明白的是…
[24:12]	you have…	你有…
[24:14]	a psychiatric problem.	精神方面的问题。
[24:17]	You really need to see a…	你真的需要去看一下…
[24:20]	someone in the psychiatry field.	精神方面的什么医生。
[24:24]	I’m a medical doctor.	我是个内科医生。
[24:37]	I know you didn’t mean any harm…	我知道你并没有什么恶意，
[24:40]	bringing the sheep in here, but…	把一只羊带到这里，但是…
[24:45]	I have patients, you know?	我有其他病人，你明白吗？
[24:47]	Kidney problems and…	肾的问题啊…
[24:50]	heart problems, and…	心脏的问题啊什么的，
[24:52]	seeing a sheep just like that…	像这样给一只羊看病……
[25:00]	Hello, Daisy.	你好，戴茜。
[25:03]	She is…	她太…
[25:05]	wonderful!	奇妙了！
[25:08]	I’m doctor Ross.	我是罗斯医生，
[25:12]	Doug Ross.	道格・罗斯。
[25:28]	Ah, Mr. Milos…I…	唔，米洛斯先生…我…
[25:34]	I’d like to see the two of you again…	我希望你们俩能以后再来…
[25:37]	but right now, you know my office is jammed full.	但是现在，你看我的诊所挤满了人。
[25:41]	Oh I knew you could help.	噢，我知道你会帮我。
[25:44]	Thank you, doctor.	谢谢你，医生。
[25:46]	As a matter of fact…	实际上…
[25:48]	if I could see Daisy alone…	如果我能和戴茜单独……
[25:50]	maybe, you know…	也许，你知道……
[25:53]	Anything. Anything.	请便，请便。
[26:03]	– Darling, what’s the matter? – Nothing.	– 亲爱的，你怎么啦？ – 没什么。
[26:07]	I’m just a little tired, that’s all.	我只是有点累了，没什么。
[26:10]	Why don’t you turn in early.	那你就早点睡吧。
[26:22]	What’re you doing?	你在干嘛？
[26:25]	Well, just nothing.	嗯，没在干嘛。
[26:27]	You’re not doing just nothing. You are fondling your landswool sweater.	你可没有没在干嘛。你在抚摸你的羊毛衫。
[26:32]	I was not fondling my landswool sweater.	我没在抚摸我的羊毛衫。
[26:36]	What would I do something like that for?	我为什么要抚摸我的羊毛衫？
[26:39]	Well, God knows!	鬼才知道！
[26:48]	Doctor…	医生，
[26:49]	Mr. Milos brought in his sheep.	米洛斯先生带他的羊来了。
[26:52]	She’s here?	她在这儿？
[26:59]	Alright, show her in.	好吧，带她进来。
[27:21]	Thank you. You can go.	谢谢。你可以走了。
[27:36]	Hi…	嗨…
[27:39]	darling.	亲爱的。
[27:42]	I know this must all seem very strange to you.	我知道你可能会很不习惯这一切，
[27:47]	You’re from the hills of Armenia, and me from Jackson Heights.	你来自于亚美尼亚山地，我来自于杰克逊高地【纽约】。
[27:50]	And yet…	可是…
[27:52]	I think it could work…	要是能试一下，
[27:55]	if we gave it a chance.	我想我们还是能处得很好的。
[28:06]	A room, please.	请给我一个房间。
[28:14]	Thank you very much. Wait a second.	非常感谢。等一下。
[28:19]	Here you are.	这个给你。
[28:24]	Do you want the “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door?	要在门上挂上“请勿打扰”的牌子吗？
[28:27]	No, that’s alright.	不，不用了。
[28:31]	Ah alright, yes. Thank you very much.	嗯，好的，还是挂上吧。非常感谢。
[28:39]	Room service? This is Dr. Ross in room 525.	客房服务部吗？我是525房间的罗斯医生。
[28:44]	I would like to have some chilled white Burgundy…	我想要一些冰镇白葡萄酒，
[28:48]	a little caviar, and some grass.	再来点鱼子酱和一些草。
[28:52]	Oh, just plain green grass.	嗯，普通的绿草就行。
[28:57]	That’s 525.	525房间。
[29:00]	Thank you.	谢谢。
[29:06]	Daisy, little Daisy.	戴茜，小戴茜。
[29:12]	Let’s be gentle.	我们来温存一下吧。
[29:21]	I’m… I can’t. I’m exhausted.	我…我不行。我筋疲力尽了。
[29:37]	Boy…	天哪…
[29:39]	that was really something.	真太不可思议了。
[29:43]	I never thought it could be like this.	我决不会想到会变成这样，
[29:47]	Never in my wildest imagination.	打死我也想不出来。
[29:52]	You’re really something special.	你真的与众不同。
[29:55]	I love our L-shaped room.	我喜欢L型的房间。
[29:59]	I’ll never forget these afternoons we have together.	我永远也不会忘记我们一起度过的这些午后时光。
[30:04]	I don’t think I’d ever known such peace and happiness in my life.	我想我以前从不知道在我的生命中还会有这样的安宁和幸福。
[30:10]	I hope you feel the same way.	我希望你也有同样的感受。
[30:28]	Sorry, I’m sorry honey. I was out when you phoned.	对不起，对不起亲爱的。你来电话时我出诊了，
[30:31]	Emergency house call. Mmmh you smell good.	被病人家紧急召去了。唔…真好闻。
[30:36]	Darling…	亲爱的…
[30:38]	is it my imagination, or do you always smell from lamb chops?	是我的错觉还是什么，你身上怎么老是有股羊排的味道？
[30:43]	What do you mean, lamb chops?	你什么意思，羊排的味道？
[30:45]	What kind of silly thing is that to say about lamb chops?	真太可笑了，什么羊排味道？
[30:48]	How could I possibly smell of lamb chops? It’s not logical.	我身上怎么会有羊排味道？没道理嘛。
[30:52]	What kind of cheap suit is this?	这都是什么廉价衣服啊？
[30:55]	I’m set with these suits.	以后再也不穿这些烂衣服了。
[31:11]	Ann! Wait a minute. I can explain. We’re just friends!	安妮，等一下！我可以解释。我们只是朋友！
[31:15]	– How could you? – This is Mrs. Bencourse.	– 解释什么？ – 她是班科斯夫人，
[31:18]	One of my patients.	我的一个病人。
[31:20]	She thinks she’s a sheep. That’s so.	她以为自己是一只羊。就这么回事。
[31:24]	It’s nothing to it.	没什么的。
[31:26]	The defendant did commit an adulterous act with a sheep.	被告的确犯下了通奸罪，对象是一只羊。
[31:31]	It’s most distasteful in view of the fact the sheep was under 18 years old.	特别令人感到厌恶的是，那只羊还未满18周岁。
[31:36]	So what?	你想知道什么？
[31:37]	So Ann left me. So she’s taken all my money, all my savings.	安妮离开了我。她拿走了我所有的钱，我所有的积蓄。
[31:42]	My license has been revoked.	我的行医执照也被吊销了。
[31:45]	But I don’t care.	可是我不在乎。
[31:47]	If you are willing, we’ll get by somehow.	如果你也愿意，我们总会有办法的。
[31:51]	I’ll get a job, I don’t know.	我会另找份工作，我不知道。
[32:16]	Don’t be call me a waiter! I’m a doctor!	别叫我侍者！我是医生！
[32:18]	Do you understand? I am not a waiter! I am a doctor!	你们明白吗？我不是侍者！我是医生！
[32:21]	Don’t call me a waiter! I’m a doctor!	别叫我侍者！我是医生！
[32:25]	“Ah”. Say “ah”.	“阿…”，说“阿…”。
[32:29]	Come here. Break your legs apart.	过来，把腿分开。
[32:32]	Could you at least not have eaten this morning?	你能不能至少今天早上空腹呢？
[32:35]	It’s not what I told. What kind of a mess is that in there?	我可没让你这样。那里面真是一团糟！
[32:49]	Daisy? Honey?	戴茜？宝贝？
[32:55]	“I have finally saved up enough money…	“我终于攒够了钱，
[32:58]	to come back to America and take my Daisy home.	回美国带我的戴茜回家了。
[33:02]	You did a terrible thing to me.	你对我干了件可怕的事。
[33:04]	But now I’ve taken Daisy to the mountains…	现在，我已经带戴茜重回山里了，
[33:08]	where you will never find her.	你再也甭想找到她。
[33:12]	Stavros Milos.”	斯塔夫罗斯・米洛斯。”
[33:28]		[（羊毛）洗洁精]
[33:37]		~为什么有些女人很难达到高潮？~
[34:35]	Ho aspettato tanto questo momento.	这一刻我已经期待得太久了。
[34:40]	Fabrizio, amore mio…	噢，法布里奇奥，我亲爱的…
[34:43]	va’ piano col mio imene.	轻柔点，我的处女膜还在。
[34:47]	Il tuo corpo e come una cattedrale.	对我来说，你的身体就像座大教堂。
[34:51]	Ora levati le mutande.	把衣服脱了吧。
[34:57]	Ti e piaciuto?	你还满意吗？
[35:01]	Si.	是的。
[35:04]	Non mi sembra che ti sia divertita.	可我怎么觉得你不太满意。
[35:09]	Si, sei stato bravissimo.	不，你很好。
[35:14]	Tu eri molto passiva,	但是你很被动，
[35:16]	come un salmone freddo.	像条冰冷的大马哈鱼。
[35:20]	Ma… ti e piaciuto?	但是…你满意吗？
[35:24]	A me? E stato piu divertente che ridere.	我？比大笑一通爽多了。
[35:32]	– Forse la prossima volta saro piu rilassata. – Si.	– 也许下次我会更加放松点。 – 是啊。
[35:46]	Marcello, ne capisci di frigidezza?	马切罗，你知道性冷感是怎么回事吗？
[35:52]	Tutto consiste nell’eccitare la donna prima di possederla.	关键是在和女人做之前，你要想方设法激发她。
[35:56]	Quanto tempo?	要多长时间？
[35:58]	Quindici minuti, mezz’ora.	十五分钟，半个小时。
[36:01]	E tua moglie?	你和你妻子呢？
[36:03]	Trenta secondi.	三十秒钟。
[36:05]	Fortunato!	你真幸运！
[36:08]	Non dirmi che tua moglie ha dei problemi!	别告诉我你妻子这方面有问题！
[36:11]	No, non e cosi.	不，不是这么回事。
[36:14]	Ma tu la… la ecciti prima di metterlo dentro?	但是在进入之前你有没有… 有没有激发她呢？
[36:18]	Metterlo dentro… cosa? Oh! No, no.	进入…什么进入？噢，噢！不。
[36:22]	Non voglio parlare di Gina come se fosse una puttana.	我不喜欢这样谈论吉娜，好像她是个妓女似的。
[36:26]	Da quanto tempo siete sposati?	你们结婚多久了？
[36:28]	Sei settimane.	六个星期。
[36:31]	Gioca con lei. Accarezzala. Eccitala.	和她一起嬉戏，爱抚她，激发她。
[36:36]	E sempre colpa dell’uomo. Ogni donna puo essere portata al godimento.	都是男人的不对。每个女人都有可能获得快感。
[36:41]	La settimana scorsa, nel mezzo del…	上个星期，当我们在…
[36:45]	Guardava la televisione!	她却看着电视！
[36:48]	Ma allora devi fare qualcosa di sbagliato!	那么你肯定有哪边做得不对！
[36:52]	Ogni donna ha… delle cose differenti.	每个女人都有与众不同的地方。
[36:57]	Cerca di trovare le parti sensibili.	你要找出她的敏感部位。
[37:01]	Suo padre me ne ha dato una pianta…	她父亲给过我这些部位的图示，
[37:06]	ma purtroppo…	可是……
[37:15]	Ora, girati.	现在翻个身。
[37:18]	Si, girati.	是的，转过去。
[37:20]	Voglio dare uno sguardo alla parte non vista.	我想瞧瞧以前没看过的那些部位。
[37:28]	Si, eccitare…	对，激发…
[37:30]	Eccitare…	激发……
[37:55]	Fabrizio, non c’e niente che la Chiesa possa fare per te.	法布里奇奥，教会对你帮不上什么忙。
[38:00]	Se io potessi, e con molto piacere, tenterei di fare arrivare tua moglie.	要是我能的话，我倒非常乐意，我很愿意使你的妻子获得高潮。
[38:04]	Cio non e possibile.	可那是不可能的。
[38:06]	E allora, tu tenta. Almeno tu godrai!	所以你就接着努力吧，至少你爽到了。
[38:08]	E forse, un giorno, anche lei godra.	没准某一天，她也会爽的。
[38:45]	Qui e il mio nuovo ufficio.	这是我的新办公室。
[38:48]	Cento persone lavoreranno per me.	会有上百人为我干活。
[38:52]	Si, si…	好啊，好啊。
[38:54]	Parlami della sua vita sessuale!	可是跟我谈谈你的性生活吧！
[38:57]	Di tua moglie!	和你的妻子！
[39:01]	Lei geme, urla…	她呻吟，她大叫，
[39:04]	mi graffia la schiena!	她狂抓我的背！
[39:07]	Viene sei o sette volte!	她会来六到七次高潮！
[39:10]	E come una volpe in calore!	简直是一头发情的雌狐！
[39:13]	La mia giace sul letto guardando il soffitto,	可我老婆只会躺在床上，两眼盯着天花板，
[39:17]	come morta!	像是死了一样！
[39:19]	Forse… l’hai piccolo?	也许…你那玩意儿太小？
[39:23]	Piccolo? Come pane francese!	太小？像法式长面包那么大！太小！
[39:28]	Va bene. Allora non capisco.	那好。那我就不明白是怎么回事了。
[39:40]	Sei ancora depresso.	你还在闷闷不乐。
[39:43]	No. Sto bene.	没有，我还好。
[39:49]	No, tu ci pensi ancora.	不，你还在想那事儿。
[39:53]	Perche ti amo. Perche sei cosi bella!	因为我爱你，因为你很漂亮。
[39:56]	E voglio che tu goda con me!	我希望和我在一起你很享受。
[39:59]	Ti prego…	求你了……
[40:18]	Gina, cosa fai?	吉娜，你想干什么？
[40:19]	Prendimi. Dammelo.	占有我，和我做吧！
[40:23]	– Qui?! – Si.. si!	– 在这儿？ – 对！对！
[40:32]	– C’e gente tutto attorno! – Non mi interessa.	– 周围都是人哪！ – 我不管。
[40:38]	Ci potrebbero scoprire!	他们会发现我们的！
[40:40]	Lo so, lo so… Prendimi!	我知道，我知道…快占有我！
[40:46]	Dammelo! Ora!	干我吧！现在！
[40:48]	Mio Dio! Ora lo vuole!	我的上帝！她现在想要！
[41:21]	La vita mi fa strani tiri.	我的生活会怪异地起落。
[41:25]	Lei viene come un treno espresso.	有时她的快感像一列高速列车，
[41:30]	La prossima notte, a letto, stessa storia.	可下一个夜晚在床上，一切又恢复了原样。
[41:35]	Amico mio, senti.	我的朋友，那是刺激。
[41:38]	Io avverto una paura — d’essere scoperto.	我觉得是因为紧张――被人发现的刺激。
[41:42]	Un po’ come essere cattivi d’intenzione, di fatto. Capisci?	有点像非正当的意图。就这么回事，你明白吗？
[41:48]	Se hai bisogno tu…	这就是她需要你做的。
[41:53]	Ascolta le mie parole.	千万小心，记住我的话。
[41:57]	Non c’e dubbio.	毫无疑问，
[42:00]	E una strana citta.	这是座奇怪的城市。
[42:15]	Hai visto Fabrizio?	看见法布里奇奥没有？
[42:23]	Fabrizio, ricorda quello che ti dico.	法布里奇奥，记住我跟你说的。
[42:26]	Sarai scoperto! E pericoloso! Non lo fare!	你会被发现的！太危险了！别再这样做了！
[42:30]	La settimana scorsa siamo stati quasi scoperti.	上个星期，我们几乎被人发现了。
[42:35]	In chiesa, nel confessionale.	在教堂，在忏悔室里。
[42:37]	Ho ancora i crampi alle gambe.	【因逃得太快，】我的腿肚子到现在仍有点绞痛。
[42:43]	Fermati, prima che sia troppo tardi.	别再做了，到时候就太晚了。
[43:17]	Ma che sta facendo?	这是在干嘛？
[43:22]	Ma questa e una cosa da pazzi!	这两家伙疯了！
[43:24]	– Chi e? Che succede? – Lo stava facendo sotto la tavola!	– 谁？怎么回事？ – 他们在桌子底下干那事儿！
[43:29]	Sei arrabbiato con me?	你生我的气吗？
[43:32]	Ti amo. Perlomeno sappiamo che non sei frigida.	我爱你。至少我们知道了你并非性冷淡。
[43:37]	Tu sei un marito meraviglioso.	你是个出色的丈夫。
[43:42]	Andiamo a dormire.	赶紧睡吧。
[43:45]	Perche?	为什么？
[43:47]	Non ti ricordi? Domani andremo al Vaticano!	不记得了吗？明天我们要去梵蒂冈！
[44:31]		~异装癖者是同性恋吗？~
[44:36]	Do we have to jump there that early? Where is it written we have to do it?	我们有必要那么早急匆匆赶去吗？请柬上哪儿写着要那么早去？
[44:40]	Oh Sam, it’s Julie’s fiance’s birthday. D’you wanna be late?	噢，山姆，这是朱莉未婚夫的生日。你不想迟到吧？
[44:43]	Listen, Tess, I haven’t been feeling well lately.	听着，苔丝，最近我感觉不太舒服。
[44:47]	Oh come on, darling. It’s just psychosomatic.	噢，别这样，亲爱的。那只是你的心理作用。
[44:49]	A tension headache, by you, is psychosomatic?	很剧烈的头疼，按你说法，成了心理作用啦？
[44:52]	All of a sudden you become a psychiatrist?	突然之间，你成了心理医生？
[44:55]	Stop complaining, Sam.	别抱怨了，山姆。
[44:57]	It’s Alvin’s parents, so it’s an obligation.	那是艾尔文的父母，所以我们必须去。
[45:00]	Look Sam, I don’t like them any more than you do.	你瞧，山姆，我不见得比你对他们有更多的好感，
[45:03]	Or should I say they send their looks down on us, huh?	可是我也不愿意他们看低我们嘛。
[45:05]	Listen, I heard that, and you know what? I think you’re both a little paranoid.	喂，我都听到了。你们知道吗？我认为你们俩都有点偏执。
[45:09]	Alvin’s parents are lovely people. They like both of you very much.	艾尔文的父母都是很好的人，他们也非常喜欢你们两个。
[45:18]	That’s what I call a lawn. Nice clipped, not like by us, overgrown.	这就是我说的草坪，修剪得很好。哪像我们家的，长过头了。
[45:24]	– Who is your gardener? – Ey, me.	– 谁是你们的园艺工？ – 嗯，是我。
[45:27]	– You are the gardener? – You’re not.	– 你就是园艺工？ – 不会吧？
[45:29]	– Sam, did you see the roses? – I grow them.	– 山姆，你看到那些玫瑰了吗？ – 我种的。
[45:59]	– Excuse me. – So heavenly.	– 失陪一下。 – 太美味了。
[46:01]	– Where’re you going, Sam? – The bathroom.	– 你去哪儿，山姆？ – 卫生间。
[46:03]	It’s upstairs. First door to the left.	在楼上，左边第一道门。
[46:25]	Yes, we prefer Bermuda to Puerto Rico.	是的，我们更倾向去百慕大，而不是波多黎各。
[46:28]	It’s much nicer.	可以这么说，那儿更加漂亮。
[46:35]	Of course, I like…	当然，我喜欢……
[46:38]	I enjoy wearing a formal garment once in a while…	我愿意在偶尔的场合下穿穿正式的衣服，
[46:41]	but when I’m on vacation…	可是如果我在度假，
[46:43]	I like to relax, wear slags…	那么我就喜欢放松，穿宽松的裤子…
[46:45]	or little skirts, or blouses and sweet little hats.	或短裙子，穿宽松的上衣，再戴一顶可爱的小帽子。
[46:49]	Your husband and I had quite a talk.	你丈夫和我聊了不少。
[46:53]	He’s a very gentle man, and very interesting.	他是个很随和的人，很有意思。
[47:04]	I’d love to. I’ve never seen wood carving.	我很乐意一见。我从没见过木雕作品。
[47:06]	Well, I mean, African heads, and we pick them up in…	唔，我是说，非洲式的头雕，我们是在哪儿收集的？
[47:11]	Bimini.	比米尼岛【巴哈马群岛】。
[47:12]	We got them for steal. You won’t believe the price we paid for them.	便宜得跟偷来似的，你不会相信我们付多少钱买的。
[47:16]	You want wood carvings? I’ll show you wood carvings. Tell ’em	你想见见木雕？那我就给你瞧瞧。再聊聊。
[47:20]	You seriously must see these. They are absolutely magnificent.	你真的应该看看。它们绝对很出色。
[47:51]	– George! – Yes, dear?	– 乔治！ – 什么事，亲爱的？
[47:53]	They’re on the top shelf in the closet, I just remembered.	木雕在壁橱的最上面的架子上，我想起来了。
[47:56]	The closet or the bureau?	是壁橱还是衣柜？
[47:58]	Top shelf in the closet, I just remembered.	壁橱的最上面的架子，我记得是。
[48:01]	Top shelf? Right.	最上面的架子？好的。
[48:36]	You know, Bimini is a free port and we got a marvelous buy on…	你知道，比米尼是一座自由港，我们在那儿疯狂购物……
[48:45]	From Bimini, the Bahamas.	来自比米尼，巴哈马群岛。
[48:48]	Beautiful, huh?	很漂亮，对吗？
[48:50]	– Yes. – Look at the details.	– 是的。 – 瞧瞧这些细节。
[48:52]	– Very interesting. – I’d like your husband to see these.	– 非常有意思。 – 我想让你丈夫也来看看。
[48:54]	Thief! Purse snatcher!	小偷！抢包啦！
[48:58]	Help! Help!	帮帮我！抓住他！
[49:07]	– We will send somebody for you. – What happened?	– 我们去找人来帮你。 – 怎么回事儿？
[49:11]	You know? I’m wondering what could be taking Sam so long.	你知道，我在奇怪山姆怎么会去那么长时间。
[49:16]	– Would you excuse me just for a second? – Certainly.	– 抱歉，失陪一下。 – 你去吧。
[49:19]	Are you alright, lady?	你没事吧，夫人？
[49:21]	Nothing, it’s just another crime in the street.	没事，这只是大街上的另一起小案子而已。
[49:24]	An every-day happening, and just happened to me.	每天都会发生，只不过今天落到了我头上。
[49:28]	– You’re very lucky. – Lucky? Well, don’t know.	– 很幸运你没事。 – 幸运？嗯，我不知道。
[49:31]	– Oh sure, I could have been dead, haha!! – Absolutely right.	– 噢，当然，我可能会被杀掉，哈哈！ – 说得太对了。
[49:35]	– Did you have any valuables in your purse? – No, I don’t think so.	– 你包里有什么值钱的东西吗？ – 没有，我想没有。
[49:39]	You’re probably wondering why I wear…	你可能会奇怪我为什么围着这个…
[49:41]	I got a cold, it’s gripping. I don’t feel good altogether.	我感冒了，鼻涕流个不停。总之觉得很不舒服。
[49:46]	These young people today. Are you sure you’re right?	现在的年轻人啊！你确信你没事吗？
[49:48]	What can you do? It’s the society we’re living in.	你能怎么样呢？我们生活的社会就是这样的啊。
[49:53]	Don’t make a fuzz.	没什么大惊小怪的。
[49:55]	Sam, what did you do? Fall in?	山姆，你在干嘛？掉里头啦？
[50:02]	Are you sure you’re right?	你确信你没事吗？
[50:06]	All right, all right. Who’s the lady whose purse was snatched?	好了，好了。哪位女士的包被抢了？
[50:10]	It’s perfectly ok, officer. I forgive the little rascal.	一点也没什么，警官。我原谅了那个小流氓。
[50:14]	I’m sorry, but I have to fill a report.	对不起，可是我需要写个报告。
[50:16]	I don’t want to press charges. Really, silly.	我可不想起诉谁。太小题大作了。
[50:26]	– What’s happening outside, Alvin? – There’s a crowd, and police.	– 外面怎么回事儿，艾尔文？ – 有好多人，还有警察。
[50:30]	– Police? – Exciting!	– 警察？ – 太兴奋了！
[50:32]	Me too. I follow fire engines.	我也是。我喜欢跟着消防车。
[50:36]	Let’s look.	我们出去看看。
[50:38]	– Do you need some money? – I don’t need any money…	– 你需要钱吗？ – 我可不需要什么钱……
[50:46]	Name?	你的名字？
[50:48]	Jasmine.	唔，名字？我叫茉莉。
[50:51]	Jasmine Glitz.	茉莉・浮华。
[50:52]	– That’s a very unusual name. – Oh, you’re sweet.	– 这名字可不常见啊！ – 噢，你真讨人喜欢。
[50:56]	What seems to be the trouble, officer?	出了什么事，警官？
[50:58]	It’s nothing to be alarmed about. It’s just routine purse snatching.	不用太惊慌，只是一般的钱包抢劫案。
[51:00]	Purse…	钱包……
[51:02]	I’m sorry, lady. I’m very sorry.	我很难过，女士，真为你难过。
[51:05]	– If I lose my baby… – Baby? Why don’t you come in and lie down?	– 要是我失去了孩子…… – 孩子？你进屋里躺下休息会儿吧。
[51:08]	– I’m three months’ pregnant. – I’m sorry.	– 我怀孕三个月了。 – 我很难过。
[51:11]	My gynecologist told me to avoid excitement.	我的妇产科医生告诉我要避免激动。
[51:17]	– Please, come inside, let me… – No, no.	– 请进屋吧！让我…… – 不用，不用。
[51:20]	Oh! My god! She’s my husband!	噢，我的天哪！她是我丈夫！
[51:24]	Sam! Sam Waterman?	山姆！山姆・沃特曼？
[51:26]	Yes! Sam Waterman! Yes, I am a man!	是的！我是山姆・沃特曼！是的！我是个男人！
[51:29]	Look! Pull!	瞧！拽拽看！
[51:32]	George! Look! Zip me up! Zip me now!	乔治！看哪！帮我拉下拉链！快点！
[51:35]	Yes, look at this.	是的，看看这个。
[51:37]	And this.	还有这个。
[51:46]	Sam, you should have told me, that’s so.	山姆，你应该告诉我的，早该告诉我。
[51:50]	I would have understood.	我可能会理解你。
[51:52]	It’s not the kind of thing that’s easy to talk about.	这可不是件轻易能启齿的事情。
[51:55]	Sam, we’ve been married for years.	山姆，我们结婚那么多年了。
[51:59]	I love you, you love me.	我爱你，你也爱我。
[52:03]	You could have come to me, and say:	你应该过来对我说：
[52:05]	“Tess, I have a diseased mind.	“苔丝，我的心里有疾病，
[52:09]	I’m a sick individual.	我是一个病人。
[52:12]	I need help. I need treatment.	我需要帮助，我需要治疗。
[52:15]	I’m perverted.	我是个怪人。
[52:17]	I’m unfit to function with normal, decent people.”	我不能像正常得体的人一样生活。”
[52:22]	– I would have understood. – Thanks dear.	– 我可能会理解你。 – 谢谢。
[52:25]	Tess, I’m gonna see Dr. Fillmore next week.	苔丝，下个星期我就去看菲尔莫医生。
[52:30]	– I’m glad. – You’re wonderful.	– 我很高兴。 – 你太好了。
[52:36]	The look on their faces when the police removed your hat…!	噢，看看警察摘掉你帽子时众人的表情！
[52:45]		~什么是性异趣者？~
[52:48]		“我的怪癖是什么？”
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[52:55]	You still use the same old stuff in your hair, huh?	你仍然在你的头发上用那些老玩意儿吗？
[52:57]	Yes. Why?	是的。怎么？
[52:59]	Try this.	试试这个吧。
[53:02]	– Lancer’s, really? – Go ahead.	– “枪骑兵”牌，是吗？ – 抹点试试。
[53:08]	Hey, this is great. No grease or oil.	嗨，这很棒啊！一点也没有油腻的感觉。
[53:10]	That’s right. Grooms and conditions at the same time.	是的。而且它既能定形又能调理。
[53:13]	It smells great too.	味道也好闻。
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[53:39]	Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.	谢谢！非常非常感谢，女士们、先生们！
[53:41]	The most cordial welcome, once again, to “What’s My Perversion?”	最热烈地欢迎，欢迎你们再一次来到 “我的怪癖是什么？”节目。
[53:45]	Panel members, you’re all looking splendid this evening.	小组嘉宾成员，今晚你们看上去都光彩照人。
[53:48]	Pamela and Tony, so beautiful, and Regis and Robert Q., so handsome.	帕梅拉和托妮，那么漂亮；里吉斯和罗伯特，那么潇洒。
[53:51]	We have some very interesting guests with us this evening…	我们还请了几位非常有意思的主嘉宾和我们共度今晚，
[53:55]	and I think we should get right to them this moment.	我想现在就应该把他们请上来。
[53:57]	So, first guest, will you sign in, please.	那么，第一位主嘉宾，请出场写下你的名字。
[54:09]	Bernard…	伯纳德・…
[54:11]	Jaffe.	杰菲。
[54:17]	Jaffe, would you sit down, sir?	杰菲先生，请坐下。
[54:20]	A pleasure to have you with us here on “What Is My Perversion?”	非常高兴你能参加我们的 “我的怪癖是什么？”节目。
[54:23]	– I think you know the rules of our game. – Yes I do.	– 我想你知道我们的游戏规则。 – 是的，我知道。
[54:25]	You’ll get 5$ every time the panel comes up with a “no” answer.	如果对所提问题的回答是“不是”，那么你就可以获得5美元。
[54:28]	And to start the game going, would you be kind enough to…	在游戏开始之前，你能不能先在我耳边…
[54:31]	whisper in my ear what your perversion is.	轻声告诉我你的性怪癖是什么？
[54:34]	And while you’re doing that we’ll all at the studio and the home audience…	这样除了提问的小组嘉宾，我们所有在直播室的和在家里的观众，
[54:37]	know exactly what your perversion is.	就可以知道你的性怪癖是什么。
[54:41]		“喜欢在地铁里暴露他自己”
[54:45]	Good, alright, panel members.	好的，各位小组嘉宾，
[54:48]	Studio audience, the home audience knows what his perversion is.	直播室的观众和家里的观众已经知道他的怪癖是什么了。
[54:50]	– We start the questioning with Robert Q. Lewis. – Thank you, Jack.	– 我们从罗伯特・刘易斯开始提问。 – 谢谢，杰克。
[54:53]	Mr. Jaffe: is this one of those nice perversions…	杰菲先生，这是不是某种不太严重的性怪癖？
[54:56]	that any guy might indulge in?	就是人人都有可能沉缅的那种？
[55:00]	Anybody can do it. I’m sure you could.	人人都可以做。我肯定你也可以做。
[55:02]	– It’s just a matter of wanting to. – I see. Thank you.	– 只是你愿不愿意去做。 – 知道了，谢谢。
[55:05]	Is this one of the perversions that might best be performed in the home…	这是不是某种性怪癖，它最好在家里完成？
[55:10]	– or could you just do it anywhere? – Not necessarily…	– 还是你在任何地方都可以做？ – 不必在家里……
[55:13]	I think that’ll get a “no” answer and 5$ to you, Mr. Jaffe.	我想回答应该是“不是”，这样5美元就归你了，杰菲先生。
[55:17]	And we turn the question over to Pamela Mason.	现在我们把提问权交给帕梅拉・梅森。帕梅拉？
[55:20]	Is it something that is done with the hands?	干这事的时候要用手吗？
[55:23]	– Can you help me with that? – Yes.	– 你能帮我评判下她的问题吗？ – 好的。
[55:26]	I would think that would not necessarily have to play a part in the procedure.	我认为在整个过程中并非一直要用到手。
[55:30]	And we give you a “no” answer on that, and it’s 10$ for you, Mr. Jaffe.	我们对你的问题的回答是“不是”，这样你得了10美元，杰菲先生。
[55:34]	And Regis Philbin is up next.	里吉斯・菲尔宾接着问吧。
[55:37]	When you’re doing your perversion…	在你做这件性怪癖的事的时候，
[55:38]	Do you have any need for…for props?	你需不需要用一些…用一些小道具？
[55:41]	Props?	小道具？
[55:43]	– You know, whips or leather boots. – Oh, no.	– 比如说鞭子啊或皮靴啊什么的。 – 噢，不用。
[55:46]	No no, that’s definitively not necessary. 15$, Regis Philbin. And now Tony Holt.	不，不，那绝对没有必要。 15美元，里吉斯・菲尔宾。现在由托妮・霍尔特提问。
[55:51]	Mr. Jaffe, would a telescope or a pair of binoculars…	杰菲先生，在某些情况下，一架单筒或双筒望远镜…
[55:55]	be helpful to you in any time?	会不会对你有帮助？
[55:58]	It would have to be pointed in the right direction.	那要看它所指的方向对不对了。
[56:02]	But I think we have to object to say that…	但是我想我们得反过来说，
[56:05]	it would not be helpful to you, but rather to somebody else.	那对你没什么帮助，而是对其他人有用。
[56:08]	And in that respect, I think we must give you a “no” answer, Tony.	从这个角度来说，我想我们得给你个否定的回答，托妮。
[56:11]	– Robert Q. Lewis. – Are you…	– 罗伯特・刘易斯。 – 你是个…
[56:14]	I’ll take a wild guess. Are you a rapist?	我胡乱猜一下。你是个强奸者吗？
[56:18]	– Hardly. – No.	– 决不是！ – 不。
[56:20]	Not at all. 25$, and Pamela Mason.	完全不对。25美元了。帕梅拉・梅森提问。
[56:24]	I’ll pass to Regis.	我过了，让给里吉斯吧。
[56:26]	Is it self-contained?	你不用借助外部工具吗？
[56:29]	Yes, I carry it with me at all times.	不用，我一直带在身上的。
[56:32]	I’m gonna take a guess, I think I have it.	我想来猜一下，我想我知道了。
[56:35]	– What is it? – Do you molest children?	– 是什么呢？ – 你性骚扰儿童吗？
[56:38]	No, I’m afraid you’re all at the wrong track.	噢不，恐怕你们都越来越错得离谱了。
[56:40]	Would you like to tell them exactly what your perversion is?	你能告诉他们你的性怪癖究竟是什么吗？
[56:43]	You already have your 50$.	你已经赢得了50美元。
[56:45]	Yes. I like to expose myself on subways.	好的，我喜欢在地铁里暴露我自己。
[56:50]	Sorry, panel members.	对不起，小组嘉宾。
[56:53]	And now, the winner of this week’s contest.	下面要出场的是本周的竞争优胜者。
[56:56]	As you know, each week we’ll give you at home an opportunity to play our game with us.	你们知道，每个星期我们都会给你们在家里的观众一个参与我们游戏的机会。
[56:59]	We ask you to write and tell us exactly what your perversion is.	我们请你们写信告诉我们你们的性怪癖是什么。
[57:03]	We select the most interesting letter, the contestant is flown in…	我们会从中选出最有意思的一封信，然后竞争者坐飞机过来，
[57:06]	and we give that contestant a chance to act out his fantasy here on the program.	我们给那位优胜者一个亲身参与节目的机会，以现场表演实现他的性幻想。
[57:10]	And now, it’s with a great deal of pleasure that I present this week’s winner.	现在，以万分的荣幸，我向大家介绍本周的优胜者。
[57:14]	Ladies, gentlemen and members of the panel…	女士们、先生们、小组嘉宾们，
[57:16]	here from of Muncie, Indiana, is our winner, rabbi Chaim Baumel.	欢迎我们的优胜者，来自印第安纳州曼西市的钱恩・鲍莫尔拉比。
[57:26]	Well, congratulations to you, Chaim Baumel.	祝贺你，钱恩・鲍莫尔。
[57:30]	Excuse me. It’s not Chaim.	对不起，那不念作“钱恩”，
[57:32]	It’s not Caim.	也不念作“凯恩”，
[57:34]	– It’s pronounced “Jaim”. – Jaim.	– 它的发音是“哈伊姆”。 – 哈伊姆。
[57:38]	Very good.	很好。
[57:39]	I understand that, in addition to being a very distinguished clergy…	我了解到你不仅是位非常杰出的犹太牧师，
[57:42]	you have a very, very fascinating fetish.	你还有一种非常非常令人好奇的恋物癖好。
[57:45]	– You mean a hang-up. – Yes.	– 你是说精神障碍。 – 是的。
[57:49]	Yes. Silk stockings.	对的，我迷恋丝袜。
[57:52]	– Silk stockings? – I love silk stockings.	– 丝袜？ – 我喜欢丝袜。
[57:55]	To touch them, to hug them…	喜欢触摸它们，拥抱它们……
[57:59]	Now, you wrote in your letter that what you’d like is to be…	嗯，你在来信中说你愿意被…
[58:03]	tied up.	绑起来。
[58:05]	For this we need the help of one of the members of the panel.	为此，我们需要小组嘉宾中的某一位上来帮你一下。
[58:09]	How about someone to tie him up? Regis Philbin, would you?	有谁愿意上来把他绑起来？里吉斯・菲尔宾，上来好吗？
[58:13]	Excuse me. Must be a girl.	对不起，必须是个女孩。
[58:16]	A girl. Alright, we certainly have two lovely girls.	女孩？好的，当然，我们有两位可爱的女孩。
[58:19]	Pamela, would you do the honors and tie up the rabbi?	帕梅拉，你愿意上来帮忙把拉比绑起来吗？
[58:22]	– I would love to. – Rabbi?	– 我很乐意。 – 拉比？
[58:29]	Now Pamela is going to tie the rabbi Baumel…	现在，帕梅拉将把鲍莫尔拉比绑住……
[58:32]	according to the wishes as expressed in his letter.	根据他在信中所表达的意愿。
[58:36]	I haven’t had a lot of experience, rabbi, but I think I can manage.	我没有这方面的经验，拉比，但是我想我能够做到。
[58:40]	If you have any special instruction, please let me know.	如果你有什么特别的要求的话，请让我知道。
[58:44]	If any special area that you’d like to have tied.	有没有什么特别的部位想让我绑起来？
[58:47]	Not too tight.	别太紧了。
[58:50]	Good. And now a model from the Lucy Jones modelling agency…	很好。现在，来自露茜・琼斯模特公司的一名模特儿，
[58:55]	is going to pretend that she is rabbi Baumel’s governess…	将出场装扮成鲍莫尔拉比的家庭女教师，
[58:59]	and she’s going to spank the rabbi.	她将会鞭打拉比。
[59:04]	– You’ve been a naughty rabbi. – While at the same time…	– 你是个淘气的拉比。 – 与此同时…
[59:07]	Not too hard. I have to be in the synagogue tomorrow.	别太用劲了，我明天还要去犹太教堂呢。
[59:10]	Mrs. Baumel, the rabbi’s wife, who we’ve flown in from Indiana…	鲍莫尔夫人，拉比的妻子，她也从印第安纳飞过来了，
[59:15]	will sit at the rabbi’s feet…	她将坐在拉比的脚边，
[59:17]	and eat pork.	大啖猪肉。
[59:20]	You’ve been bad. Naughty rabbi!	你好坏啊，下流的拉比！
[59:22]	Now, don’t you do that again.	你再敢这样！
[59:25]	Bad!	坏人！
[59:27]	Naughty, naughty!	淘气！下流！
[59:29]	Well, here it is, America.	好了，各位观众，
[59:31]	Another lucky winner gets to act out his fantasy.	又一个幸运的优胜者实现了他的性幻想。
[59:35]	Now this is Jack Barry saying goodbye, and good luck from myself and the panel.	我是杰克・巴里，要说再见了。我和节目组祝各位好运。
[59:40]	And see you next week on “What’s My Perversion?”	下个星期的“我的怪癖是什么？”节目再会。
[59:51]		~从事性的研究和试验的~ ~那些医生和医疗机构的发现准确吗？~
[1:00:18]	Give me 50 cents with regular.	给我加50美分的普通汽油。
[1:00:31]	Excuse me. My car broke down about 2 miles down the road.	对不起，我的车抛锚了，大概在2英里外的路上。
[1:00:35]	– Would you please send somebody to get it? – Sure, madam. Right away.	– 你能派人把它弄回来吗？ – 当然，女士，这就去。
[1:00:37]	Thank you very much.	非常感谢。
[1:00:38]	How far is Dr. Bernardo’s house?	这儿离伯纳多博士的住地有多远？
[1:00:41]	About 7 miles.	大约有7英里。
[1:00:43]	Damn it.	噢，见鬼。
[1:00:44]	– Miss? – Yeah?	– 女士？ – 嗯？
[1:00:46]	Did I hear you say that you’re going to Dr. Bernardo’s house?	我听到你说你要去伯纳多博士的家？
[1:00:49]	Yeah, would you like a lift? ‘Coz I’m going there now.	你想要搭车过去吗？因为我现在也正好去那儿。
[1:00:52]	Jee, that’d be swell.	噢，那太好了。
[1:00:53]	– Yeah? – Yeah.	– 行吗？ – 太好了。
[1:00:54]	Good, come on.	那好，上车吧。
[1:00:59]	Are you a friend of Dr. Bernardo?	你是伯纳多博士的朋友？
[1:01:02]	Not exactly a friend. I’m gonna be working with him, helping with his experiments.	算不上朋友。我是去和他一起工作的，帮他做实验。
[1:01:05]	Are you studying sexual phenomenons too?	你也研究性现象吗？
[1:01:08]	Yes. I was a biology major in school.	是的，我读研究生的专业是生物学。
[1:01:11]	I’ve really been looking forward to working with the doctor, you know.	我一直非常期待着能和伯纳多博士共事，你知道。
[1:01:14]	He’s a great hero of mine.	他是我心中的英雄。
[1:01:17]	I don’t know if you know this or not, but he was the first man…	我不知道你是否知道，他是第一个测到…
[1:01:19]	that ever measured the sound waves produced by an erection.	由阴茎勃起所产生的声波的人。
[1:01:22]	– Yes, I know. – Do you?	– 是的，我知道。 – 是吗？
[1:01:25]	Yes, I’m a reporter for The Globe. I’m going to interview Dr. Bernardo…	是的，我是《环球报》的记者，我是去采访伯纳多博士，
[1:01:29]	for a story on our Sunday supplement.	为我们的星期日增刊写篇报道。
[1:01:31]	A reporter, huh?	记者，哈？
[1:01:33]	You’re kinda cute.	你好像蛮可爱的。
[1:01:35]	Yeah, but mind if you just watch the road, huh?	是啊，还是劳驾多看着点路，行吗？
[1:01:39]	– What’s your name? – Helen Lacey.	– 你叫什么名字？ – 海伦・雷西。
[1:01:41]	– What’s yours? – Victor.	– 你呢？ – 维克多。
[1:01:44]	Victor Shackelpopolous.	维克多・夏卡帕皮利斯。
[1:02:42]	Is Dr. Bernardo here?	伯纳多博士在家吗？
[1:02:45]	I think he wants us to come in.	我想他是想让我们进去。
[1:02:51]	The doctor’s expecting us.	博士在等我们。
[1:02:58]	Look at this place!	瞧这地方！
[1:03:01]	Yes, it’s really great.	是的，太棒了！
[1:03:02]	The decorator’s still living?	装璜的人还活着吗？
[1:03:04]	It’s chilly!	好冷啊！
[1:03:07]	So what do you think? Is Dr. Bernardo here or what?	你想什么呢？伯纳多博士在没在家嘛？
[1:03:11]	I am Dr. Bernardo.	我就是伯纳多博士。
[1:03:16]	You must be Victor…	你们一定是维克多…
[1:03:19]	and Miss Lacey.	和雷西小姐。
[1:03:21]	Igor, I thought I told you to keep to your room.	伊戈尔，我想我告诉过你呆在你自己的屋子里。
[1:03:34]	Forgive me.	原谅他。
[1:03:36]	Usually he keeps to his room.	他一般都呆在他自己的房间里。
[1:03:39]	I know there’s a big problem with domestics nowadays.	我知道现当今，家政成了一个大问题。
[1:03:42]	Come.	来吧。
[1:03:44]	Shall we have dinner?	我们共进晚餐好吗？
[1:03:48]	I understand you’re famous for your potato package.	我知道你做的土豆薄饼很出名。
[1:03:51]	Dr. Bernardo, you don’t know how excited I am to be here.	伯纳多博士，你不知道能来这里我有多兴奋。
[1:03:54]	I’ve waited so long to meet you.	与你见面是我的夙愿。
[1:03:56]	I’m really looking forward to helping you with your experiments.	我真的非常期待我能配合你进行实验。
[1:04:00]	I don’t know if you read my latest book…	不知道你有没有读过我的新书：
[1:04:03]	“Advanced Sexual Positions – How To Achieve Them Without Laughing”…	《高级性姿势――如何掌握它们而不发笑》。
[1:04:06]	but it’s getting to be a classic.	我想它会成为经典。
[1:04:08]	I’m familiar with it.	我很熟悉。
[1:04:10]	I think it’s wonderful how you, men of science, have finally gotten around to sex.	你们搞科学的人终于也研究起性学，我认为这太好了。
[1:04:14]	All the girls at The Globe are so pleased with your work on “Respiration During Orgasm”.	在《环球报》工作的所有女孩都非常喜欢你的书《高潮中的喘息》。
[1:04:19]	A mere trifle compared to my real work.	和我真正的著作相比，它微不足道。
[1:04:21]	Doctor, I read a statement you made that…	博士，我读到过你的一种说法，
[1:04:24]	you felt that the average length of the man’s penis should be 19 inches.	你认为男人阴茎的平均长度应该是19英寸。
[1:04:28]	Doesn’t it seem a little long?	那是不是太长了一点？
[1:04:31]	Long?	太长？
[1:04:33]	My friend, I’m making discoveries you wouldn’t dream of.	我的朋友，我的那些新发现你可能做梦都想不到。
[1:04:36]	Yes I know, but 19 inches, I mean…	是的，我知道，可是19英寸，我是说……
[1:04:39]	– That’s… – Does that sound mad?	– 那有…… – 听起来是不是很疯狂？
[1:04:42]	That’s what they call me at Masters and Johnson’s clinic: mad.	我在马思特斯和约翰逊【性医学家】的诊所工作时，他们正是那样看我的：疯狂。
[1:04:47]	Because I had visions of exploration in sexual areas…	因为我在性学的探索领域，具有人类罕见的、
[1:04:50]	undreamed of by less of human beings.	梦寐以求的洞察力。
[1:04:53]	It was I who first discovered how to make a man impotent by hiding his hat.	是我，第一个发现了如何把一个人的帽子藏起来，就会使得他阳痿。
[1:04:58]	I was the first one to explain the connection…	是我，第一个解释了…
[1:05:01]	between excessive masturbation and entering politics.	过度的自慰和从政之间的关系。
[1:05:04]	It was I who first said that clitoral orgasm should not be only for women.	是我，第一次指出了阴蒂的快感并非女人所独享。
[1:05:10]	They laughed at me, ridiculed me. They said I was mad.	他们嘲笑我、奚落我，他们说我疯了。
[1:05:13]	Haha, but I showed them!	哈哈，但是我证明给他们看了！
[1:05:16]	They threw me out of Masters and Johnson.	他们把我踢出了马思特斯-约翰逊诊所，
[1:05:18]	No severance pay. And I had it coming,	连解雇费都没付。我知道他们会赶我走，
[1:05:21]	but I showed them!	可是我证明给他们看了！
[1:05:26]	We’re having dessert?	我们还有甜食吗？
[1:05:30]	Oh, come. I want to show you my laboratory.	噢，过来。我想给你们看一下我的实验室。
[1:05:34]	Igor!	伊戈尔！
[1:05:38]	Clean up this table. And hurry!	把桌子清理干净，快点！
[1:05:44]	You must forgive Igor.	你们应该原谅伊戈尔。
[1:05:46]	It was part of an experiment of mine that backfired.	他是我某个实验中的角色，可惜发生了意外。
[1:05:50]	Using an electrical generator, I gave him a 4 hour orgasm.	利用发电机，我给了他连续4个小时的高潮。
[1:05:55]	He had fun, but he turned out like this.	他过足了瘾，可结果却成这样了。
[1:06:03]	Posture, posture.	姿态，注意姿态。
[1:06:10]	Here is it.	就是这里。
[1:06:11]	Here is where I’m discovering new facts about sex…	这里是我发现有关性的所有新的事实的地方，
[1:06:15]	that sure will make me a great man one day.	总有一天，那定会使我成为一个伟大的人物。
[1:06:38]	Dr. Bernardo, what is all this?	伯纳多博士，这些都是干什么用的？
[1:06:40]	Come this way and see.	到这边来看看。
[1:06:51]	Here I’m studying the premature ejaculation in a hippopotamus.	这里，我正在研究河马的早泄问题。
[1:06:57]	How often does that problem come up with the hippo?	河马经常会遇到这个问题吗？
[1:07:00]	Here I’m forcing a man to have intercourse with a large rye bread.	这里，我正在使一个男人和一个大黑麦面包进行性交。
[1:07:04]	They’re getting on famously.	他们进展得很好。
[1:07:07]	Here, I’m going to take the brain of a lesbian…	这儿，我正在把一个女同性恋者的大脑取出来，
[1:07:11]	and put it into the body of a man who works for the telephone company.	植入一个在电话公司工作的男人的身体里。
[1:07:15]	But why? What good will this do anybody?	可是为什么啊？这样做对谁有好处啊？
[1:07:18]	It’ll show those fools who call me mad. Come.	我要证明给那帮称我为疯子的人看。到这边来。
[1:07:23]	But, doctor, this is immoral.	可是，博士，这很不道德啊。
[1:07:26]	Bullshit. Human mind is capable of many strange things. Look.	胡说！人类的心智能够做许许多多稀奇古怪的事情。你们看。
[1:07:30]	Each day, to the past year, I give her nothing but silicone.	在过去一年里，每天我只喂她硅脂。
[1:07:33]	She used to be flat-chested.	她以前是太平公主。
[1:07:35]	Give me another year, and watch up.	再给我一年，咱们到时候再看。
[1:07:44]	You are insane.	你疯了啊。
[1:07:46]	That’s what they said at Masters and Johnson.	马思特斯-约翰逊的人就是这么说我的，
[1:07:49]	And all because I built a 400 foot diaphragm.	只因为我建造了一顶400英尺高的子宫帽，
[1:07:54]	Birth control for an entire nation at once!	一劳永逸地解决了整个国家的人口控制难题！
[1:08:00]	You, you will be the subject of my newest experiment.	你，你将成为我最新实验的研究对象。
[1:08:06]	Me?	我？
[1:08:07]	Yes. Look here.	是的。瞧这儿。
[1:08:12]	In here I have 20 scouts.	这里我有20个童子军。
[1:08:15]	I want to measure your respiration when they bang you.	我想测量一下他们一起干你的时候你的呼吸量。
[1:08:19]	No!	不！
[1:08:26]	Get away from her.	放开她。
[1:08:28]	Why don’t you let her relax and enjoy it?	为什么你不让她放松享受一下呢？
[1:08:31]	You shoot this girl, and I’ll sue you for mad practice.	如果你开枪打她，那么我就以疯子行为控告你。
[1:08:34]	Igor!	伊戈尔！
[1:08:39]	Victor, do something!	维克多，维克多，救救我啊！
[1:08:41]	Keep your legs crossed. 【send-up of “keep your fingers crossed”^_^】	海伦，夹紧你的双腿（下帝保佑吧）。
[1:09:09]	Igor!	伊戈尔！
[1:10:02]	Now we owe them a dinner.	现在我们欠他们一顿晚餐了。
[1:10:07]	What’s wrong, Victor?	怎么回事，维克多？
[1:10:10]	I think the battery is dead, we’re out of gas, oil, and water.	我想电池没电了，汽油耗光了，机油风干了，水也用完了。
[1:10:20]	– Are you OK? – Yes.	– 你没事吧？ – 没事，我没事。
[1:10:24]	– What was that? – That sounded like Igor!	– 那又是谁？ – 听起来像是伊戈尔！
[1:10:27]	Victor! Look!	维克多！快看！
[1:10:32]	God!	上帝啊！
[1:10:33]	A gigantic tit!	一只庞然大奶！
[1:10:37]	Oh Victor, what are we gonna do?	噢，维克多，我们该怎么办？
[1:10:40]	What you’re gonna do, I’m going home to get my catcher’s mitt.	不管你想干什么，反正我想回家取我的【棒球手】接球手套。
[1:10:43]	Look, it looks angry. The nipple is getting erect!	你看，它瞧上去很愤怒。奶头都挺起来了！
[1:10:46]	Oh Victor! Come on, let’s go!	噢，维克多！快点，我们走吧！
[1:10:48]	Not so quickly. They’re all boys in my family.	别那么急，我家也都是男孩。
[1:11:08]	Sheriff, I wanna report on a escaped tit.	警官，我想报告，有个奶子逃出来了。
[1:11:10]	A what?	有个什么？
[1:11:11]	It’s already killed two people, Dr. Bernardo and his assistant.	它逃了出来，已经杀了两个人，伯纳多博士和他的助手。
[1:11:16]	– A tremendous tit. – Have you been drinking?	– 一个巨大的奶子。 – 你们喝酒了吗？
[1:11:18]	Listen, we don’t have time to argue here.	听着，我们没有时间在这儿和你争辩。
[1:11:20]	While we’re standing here, the countryside is being ravaged by a colossal boob.	在我们站在此地的当儿，乡间正遭受一个庞硕巨乳的蹂躏。
[1:11:28]	You’ve got the most beautiful brests.	你的胸脯真太美了。
[1:11:35]	There’s something wrong with the radio.	电台好像不怎么对劲。
[1:11:36]	– Don’t worry. – Look, it’s something wrong with the radio.	– 别担心。 – 你听，电台怎么收不到了。
[1:11:39]	See?	听到没有？
[1:11:43]	Oh, my God!	噢，我的上帝！
[1:11:46]	– Jesus Christ! – God!	– 耶稣・基督！ – 天哪！
[1:11:52]	Run!	快跑！
[1:12:05]	Be on the lookout for a large female breast.	请搜寻一个巨大的女性乳房。
[1:12:09]	It’s about 4,000 with an X cup.	它的胸围大约是4000，得用X罩杯。
[1:12:11]	About a 4,000 with an X cup.	胸围大约4000，用X罩杯。
[1:12:14]	Let’s go.	我们走。
[1:12:17]	“Everybody Needs Milk”	“人人需要奶水”
[1:12:29]	We’re too late. He’s dead.	我们来晚了，他已经死了。
[1:12:30]	Yeah I know. The cream slowed him up and the milk killed him.	是啊，我知道。乳脂绊住了他，奶水杀死了他。
[1:12:34]	We’re up against a very clever tit.	我们的对手是一只非常聪明的奶子，
[1:12:36]	It shoots half and half.	它射一半乳脂、射一半奶水。
[1:12:38]	Victor, what are we gonna do to stop this fiendish tit?	维克多，我们想什么办法阻止这只邪恶的奶子呢？
[1:12:41]	I got an idea, but I have to get my hands on some camouflage.	我有了一个主意，可是我需要些迷惑它的东西。
[1:12:45]	You can get all the camouflage you need!	我可以提供给你所需要的各种迷彩服！
[1:12:47]	Oh Victor, please don’t do anything dangerous.	噢，维克多，千万别去干有危险的事情。
[1:12:49]	No worry. I know how to handle tits.	不用担心，对付奶子是俺的强项。【^_^】
[1:14:01]	Victor! I’m so proud of you. You did it!	维克多！我太为你骄傲了！你成功了！
[1:14:05]	I was so worried. Were you scared?	我怕死了，你害怕吗？
[1:14:08]	Are you kidding? Do I look like the kind of guy who gets scared?	开玩笑！我看上去像是那种怂人吗？
[1:14:10]	Oh I was. I thought you were gonna get nursed to death.	噢，我以为你很怂，我以为你会被奶水喂死。
[1:14:12]	Well, everything is all secure now. You don’t have to worry about a thing.	好了，现在已一切尽在掌控之下。你不用再担心什么了。
[1:14:15]	But one thing bothers me though. That’s a single, you sure that was a single?	只是有件事我有点烦心，那只是一个奶子，你确定只有一个吗？
[1:14:19]	– That was a single, yeah. – Yeah, well see, they usually travel in pairs.	– 是啊，是只有一个。 – 可是你看，它们一般都成双入对的。
[1:14:23]	– No, you don’t have to worry about this. – Well I’ve never seen one by itself.	– 不，不，你不用担心这个。 – 我只是从没见过单独活动的。
[1:14:25]	I mean… two? yes. But not just one.	我的意思是…两个？很好。可是只有一个？那就……
[1:14:27]	So what we’re gonna do, we’re gonna take a nipple print…	因此，我们该怎么办呢？我们会纪录下它的奶纹，
[1:14:29]	just so we’ll have a deal of occasion on this, see?	这样一旦有情况出现，我们就可以处理了，明白吗？
[1:14:32]	Now, I think we’ll put her on probation for maybe 90 days…	现在，我想我们会让它假释，也许给它90天时间，
[1:14:36]	and then take her down to the orphanage, because there’s a lot of hungry babies down there.	然后就把它领到孤儿院去，因为那里有许多嗷嗷待哺的婴儿在等着呢。
[1:14:41]	So, you both take care of yourselves now.	那么，你们两个就多保重啦。
[1:14:45]	You were so magnificent up there. I knew then that I wanted you.	那件事你干得太了不起了，那时我就知道我喜欢上了你。
[1:14:50]	Well, I don’t wanna say anything about this, Helen…	嗯，我不想再谈论这件事了，海伦，
[1:14:53]	I kinda had a personal stake in this case.	在这件事情当中，我可能有个人的原因在里面吧。
[1:14:56]	You know, I’d never told anyone this before,	你知道，以前我从没告诉过任何人，
[1:14:58]	but when I was a little child, I was breast-fed with false tits.	当我还是婴儿的时候，喂我奶的胸脯的乳头是假的。
[1:15:02]	The truth is that I’ve learned one thing from this whole situation.	事实的关键是，从整个事件当中，我学到了一件事，那就是…
[1:15:06]	When it comes to sex, there are certain things that should always be left unknown.	就性而言，有些事情还是留有神秘的好。
[1:15:10]	And with my luck, they probably will be.	我够幸运，因为的确有很多事情我还未知。
[1:15:25]		~射精是怎么回事？~
[1:15:36]	Brain room.	我是大脑室。
[1:15:38]	Come in, motor function 12.	请说，机动功能12。
[1:15:40]	Check.	核实。
[1:15:42]	His leg itches.	他的腿痒了。
[1:15:47]	Scratch the left leg.	抓抓左腿。
[1:15:50]	Leg has been scratched.	抓腿完毕。
[1:15:53]	There’s a joke coming in 4-1.	有个笑话从4-1进入。
[1:15:56]	Prepare response for incoming joke.	准备对马上进来的笑话做出反应。
[1:15:57]	Joke response, 18.2.	笑话反应，18.2。
[1:15:59]	– Smile, please. – He is smiling.	– 请微笑。 – 他在微笑。
[1:16:01]	Brain to stomach, brain to stomach.	大脑呼叫胃，大脑呼叫胃。
[1:16:03]	Stomach to brain. Over.	胃呼叫大脑。完毕。
[1:16:05]	– Food coming down. – What kind?	– 有食物下去了。 – 何种食物？
[1:16:07]	– Fettuccini. – Jesus Christ!	– 【意大利】宽扁面。 – 老天啊！
[1:16:10]	– Italian food coming down! – Again?	– 意大利食物下来了！ – 又来啦？
[1:16:13]	Italian food!	意大利食物！
[1:16:19]	Stomach proceeding with breakdown fettuccini.	胃开始分解宽扁面。
[1:16:22]	This is mission control! Mission control!	这是任务控制室，任务控制室！
[1:16:24]	Please stand by the systems’ check.	请做好准备，做系统检查。
[1:16:27]	Well, what do you think?	那么，你怎么想呢？
[1:16:29]	No, thanks.	不，谢谢。
[1:16:31]	Think we’re gonna have intercourse tonight?	你觉得今晚他会发生性关系吗？
[1:16:33]	I’m very optimistic. Dinner date is very good.	我很有信心，晚餐约会进展得很顺。
[1:16:36]	– Have you seen her? – No, I haven’t had the chance.	– 你见过她没有？ – 没有，我还没得到机会。
[1:16:38]	I had a busy day.	我忙了一整天，太疯狂了。
[1:16:41]	She’s lovely. You should take a look.	她很可爱，你应该过来看一眼。
[1:16:45]	Brain to eyes, brain to eyes. Coming!	大脑呼叫眼睛，大脑呼叫眼睛。请接线！
[1:16:47]	Eyes to brain. Over.	眼睛呼叫大脑。完毕。
[1:16:49]	Approach on the dinner date. I want to check out something, please.	请聚焦晚餐约会对象，我想了解一些东西。
[1:16:52]	– You want the whole body? – Yes, please.	– 你想看全身吗？ – 是的，请给我全身。
[1:17:00]	Hey! It would be a shame to lose this one.	嘿！钓不上这个那就太可惜了。
[1:17:03]	Huh!	喔哦！
[1:17:05]	Any indication yet?	有什么迹象没？
[1:17:07]	Brain to ears, brain to ears. Can you throw some voice up here?	大脑呼叫耳朵，大脑呼叫耳朵。你们能送点声音进来吗？
[1:17:13]	Yes. For me,…	是的。在我看来…
[1:17:14]	Norman Mailer has exactly that same sort of relevance,	诺曼・梅勒也正是具有同样的特性，
[1:17:18]	that affirmative-negative duality…	一种肯定-否定双重性，
[1:17:21]	that only Proust or Flaubert could achieve.	这种特性只有普鲁斯特或福楼拜曾获得过。
[1:17:25]	I don’t know whether we’re gonna make it or not. It doesn’t look too good.	我不知道他会不会成功，看上去不太妙。
[1:17:28]	I’m graduate from New York University.	我毕业于纽约大学。
[1:17:31]	We’re gonna make it.	这下有希望了。
[1:17:33]	I’m worried.	我很担心。
[1:17:34]	– For a possible failure, huh? – Yes.	– 可能会失败，哈？ – 是啊。
[1:17:38]	Anyone can have a fiasco now and then…	每个人都会有时运不济的时候，
[1:17:40]	but few in a row could be too a serious loss of confidence.	可是一连串的惨败一定会对自信心产生严重的打击。
[1:17:44]	Well you can see what it’s doing to moral around here already.	是啊，你可以看出那已经对我们周围士气的影响。
[1:17:47]	Don’t worry.	别太担心了。
[1:17:49]	We’re gonna bring this off.	这次我们一定要赢。
[1:17:50]	My place or your place? To me, it doesn’t matter where we’re doing it.	去我那儿还是去你那儿？我不在乎我们在哪儿做。
[1:17:54]	Hey, why do you look so scared?	咳，为什么你看上去那么害怕？
[1:17:56]	God, damn it! Who placed this scared expression?	噢，见鬼！谁把这害怕的表情放上去的？
[1:17:59]	Come on!	是谁？
[1:18:01]	– Anybody pressed “frightened”? – No way. Must be a short circuit somewhere.	– 有谁按了“惊恐”键吗？ – 没有。一定是哪边短路了。
[1:18:04]	It’s all we need now.	来得可真是时候！
[1:18:08]	Mission control! Mission control! Prepare for launching! Prepare for launching!	这是任务控制室！这是任务控制室！准备发射！准备发射！
[1:18:12]	It looks like we’re gonna do it.	看样子这次要成了。
[1:18:14]	Attention, sperm.	精子注意！精子注意！
[1:18:17]	Stand by.	准备行动。
[1:18:18]	Well, here we go again.	是啊，又来了哈。
[1:18:21]	– You think we’ll get out this time? – I hope it’s not another false alarm.	– 你猜这次我们会出去了吗？ – 我希望别又是空喊“狼来了”。
[1:18:24]	They’re having trouble down in engineering.	好像那儿的功能有些问题。
[1:18:27]	They say it was all mental.	可我听说这主要取决于心理因素。
[1:18:29]	You’re treading on my tail.	你踩着我尾巴了。
[1:18:31]	Sorry.	对不起。
[1:18:32]	Well, heart factors are all balanced. We could use a little more adrenaline.	好的，心脏的各方因素都很均衡。我们可以增加点肾上腺素。
[1:18:36]	This is the adrenal gland. We are pumping away here.	这里是肾上腺。我们正往外泵送呢。
[1:18:40]	Oh my God, Sydney. Can’t you wait?	噢，我的天哪，西德尼。你等不及了吗？
[1:18:42]	Do you want to do it right here in the parking lot?	你想我们在这儿停车场做吗？
[1:18:45]	Signal the voice to answer the affirmative.	给声音发信号，做出肯定的回答。
[1:18:47]	All the systems on the alert.	所有系统保持戒备。
[1:18:48]	We’re gonna try to bull her right there in the car.	他会就在车里和她干上了。
[1:18:53]	Ears! Quickly! Ears!	耳朵！快收音！耳朵！
[1:18:56]	I made it in cars before, but always in hardtops.	我以前也在车里做过，可都是硬顶车。
[1:19:00]	– Prepared for launching. – Brain on to sexual organs.	– 准备发射。 – 大脑室呼叫所有性器官。
[1:19:02]	– Proceed with the erection. – It’s stuck!	– 开始勃起。 – 我们卡住了！
[1:19:05]	Let’s go, boys!	加油，孩子们！
[1:19:07]	Come on, get it up, fellas! Push! All together!	加油啊！把它挺起来，伙计们！用力！全体用力！
[1:19:15]	Roll out the tongue.	把舌头铺出去。
[1:19:21]	Here comes the kiss. Hang on!	开始接吻了。稳住！
[1:19:29]	Activate pleasure center.	激活愉悦中枢。
[1:19:36]	Could we please have an erection? What the hell is going on down there?	我们能不能让他勃起啊？你们那儿究竟怎么回事？
[1:19:39]	I know you can do it, boys. Hold on!	我知道你们能行，孩子们。继续啊！
[1:19:44]	Come on, fellas! What’s wrong with you? Don’t keep there stop.	加把劲啊，伙计们！怎么啦你们？别停下来啊！
[1:19:48]	What’s the matter, Sydney?	怎么啦，西德尼？
[1:19:51]	Mantain hands on breasts.	继续摸她的胸部。
[1:19:53]	Yes, sir. And we’re having trouble with respiration.	是的，先生。可是现在呼吸出现了问题。
[1:19:55]	We’re way over the limit down here.	我们这儿已经尽了最大的努力。
[1:19:57]	If you’re not getting an erection, something’s wrong.	如果你们不能使他勃起，肯定有什么地方出了岔子。
[1:20:00]	Proceed with the erection. All the systems, go.	继续勃起。所有系统，加油！
[1:20:02]	Let’s go, boys! All together! We gotta get it up.	加油，孩子们！同心协力！我们一定要让他挺起来。
[1:20:07]	What the hell is going on down here?	这里究竟出了什么问题？
[1:20:09]	I need an erection!	我需要勃起！
[1:20:11]	We need more help from the brain.	我们需要大脑室更多的帮助。
[1:20:14]	Have you checked if there’s some problem in the stomach?	你没检查一下胃有没有问题？
[1:20:16]	Fettuccini is moving on nicely.	宽扁面运动得很顺利，
[1:20:20]	A couple of injuries from the veal scallopini though.	尽管煎小牛肉片造成了一两处损伤。
[1:20:23]	I am not laughing, Sydney. Honestly.	我没笑，西德尼。真的。
[1:20:27]	Now kiss me.	快吻我。
[1:20:29]	We have an erection of 45 degrees.	现在已经勃起到了45度。
[1:20:32]	– Shall we attempt penetration? – Prepare for penetration.	– 要试着插入吗？ – 准备插入。
[1:20:39]	Well, this looks like it!	嗯，这次看来不错！
[1:20:42]	I just wonder what it’s like out there?	我只是有点好奇外面是怎样的。
[1:20:44]	It’s like they told us in training school. It’s an ovum.	就像在训练学校教我们的，那儿有个卵子。
[1:20:46]	I’m scared. I don’t want to go.	我很害怕，我不想出去。
[1:20:49]	But this is what all this training was for.	可是我们训练了那么多，不就是为了这个嘛。
[1:20:52]	But who knows what it’s gonna be like out there.	可是谁知道外面会是怎么样的。
[1:20:54]	You saw slides in class.	你上课时不是看过幻灯片吗？
[1:20:58]	Yeah, but you hear strange stories, you know…	是的，可是你听说过那些稀奇古怪的事情，你知道…
[1:21:01]	like… like there’s this pill these women take…	比如…比如说女人会吃下一种药片，
[1:21:03]	or sometimes these guys are slammed their heads up against a wall of hard rubber…	还有有的时候，那些家伙会一头撞在一堵很硬的橡胶做的墙上……
[1:21:07]	Oh that’s nonsense.	噢，胡说八道。
[1:21:09]	Or what if it’s a homosexual encounter.	要是碰上的是一个同性恋怎么办？
[1:21:13]	Look, this is no time to doubt our Mission.	听着，现在已经没有时间去怀疑我们的任务。
[1:21:16]	You took an oath when you entered sperm training school…	你在参加精子训练学校时已经宣过誓：
[1:21:18]	to fertilize an ovum or die trying.	要么使卵子受精，要么就英勇牺牲。
[1:21:21]	I’m scared! I don’t want to go out there.	我害怕死了！我不想出去！
[1:21:23]	We’re too low to attempt penetration! The man can’t hold!	现在想要插入，可角度太低！我们挺不住了！
[1:21:27]	We gotta hold!	我们必须要挺住！
[1:21:28]	We need more stimulation from the pleasure center.	我们需要愉悦中枢传过来更多的刺激。
[1:21:30]	Organ room to Brain control. Re-stimulate pleasure center!	器官室呼叫大脑控制室，请重新激发愉悦中枢！
[1:21:34]	– Prepare to stroke her thighs. – We’re on her thighs, and stroking!	– 准备抚摸她的大腿。 – 碰到她大腿了，正在抚摸。
[1:21:37]	Attention, mouth. Attention, mouth.	嘴巴注意，嘴巴注意。
[1:21:39]	Please blow in her ear.	请向她耳朵里吹气。
[1:21:41]	The erection is 45 grades, and holding fast.	勃起的方向是45度，还比较牢固。
[1:21:44]	Re-adjust mouth. We’re missing her ear and blowing into her nose	重新调整嘴巴。我们没吹到她耳朵，而是吹进了她的鼻子。
[1:21:48]	– Attempt penetration. – Fellas!	– 准备插入。 – 伙计们！
[1:21:51]	That’s not gonna work. The angle is bad.	肯定进不了，角度不对！
[1:21:54]	Hey, we’re gonna make babies!	嘿，我们要去制造小宝贝啦！
[1:22:11]	This is Mission control. Penetrate!	这是任务控制室。插入！
[1:22:14]	We can’t! It’s no use!	不行！没用的！
[1:22:15]	Hold tight, men! We’re losing it!	坚持住啊，兄弟们！一定要坚持住！
[1:22:23]	What am I doing here?	我在这儿干吗？
[1:22:26]	What am I doing here?	“我”在这儿干吗？
[1:22:28]	It’s bending! Let’s get it up, boys!	软下来了！把它挺起来，孩子们！
[1:22:31]	Alright! Hold!	再高一点！挺住！
[1:22:33]	It’s no use. We’re losing it.	不行了，我们控制不住。
[1:22:35]	Start preparing an alibi to save face.	开始准备托辞以保全面子。
[1:22:38]	We found him interfering with the machinery in the cerebral cortex…	我们发现他在大脑皮层干预那儿的机器，
[1:22:42]	Turning up the guilt reflex.	他调高了内疚反应。
[1:22:43]	It’s a lie! I never touched anything.	撒谎！我从没碰任何东西。
[1:22:46]	– It’s a lie, sir. – I work in the conscience room.	– 他在撒谎，先生。 – 我在道德室工作。
[1:22:49]	We found the conscience tied to a chair. He knocked him out.	我们发现道德被绑在椅子上。他把他打昏了。
[1:22:52]	Is this true?	是这样吗？
[1:22:54]	And what if it is?	是又怎么样？
[1:22:56]	Don’t you think you should be ashamed of this?	你们不认为你们应该感到羞耻吗？
[1:22:58]	Sexual relation unmarried people?	没有结婚就发生性关系？
[1:23:01]	To take an innocent woman…	找一个无辜的女人，
[1:23:03]	and assault her in a brutal, sadistic, ungodlike manner, it’s…	以兽性的、残忍的、邪恶的方式伤害她，这是…
[1:23:08]	blasphemy!	亵渎神明！
[1:23:10]	Lock him up!	把他关起来！
[1:23:12]	– Sabotage is over. – Blasphemy!	– 破坏已经清除。 – 亵渎神明！
[1:23:16]	It’s blasphemy!	这是亵渎神明！
[1:23:18]	Full steam ahead!	现在全力以赴！
[1:23:23]	Here we go again.	我们又要出发啦。
[1:23:25]	I’m not going out there, I’m not gonna get shot out of that thing!	我不想出去，我不想从那儿被射出去！
[1:23:28]	What if it’s masturbating? I might end up in the ceiling!	要是这只是在手淫怎么办？我可能会被粘在天花板上了！
[1:23:33]	Get hold of yourself.	别那么抓狂！
[1:23:35]	Fellas, it’s dark out there.	伙计们，外面黑得很啊！
[1:23:40]	I’m due with my parents for dinner.	我和我父母约好要去吃晚餐的。
[1:24:14]	We’re inside! We’re making it!	我们进去啦！我们成功啦！
[1:24:19]	Head memory, think of baseball players to keep sperm from launching.	头脑记忆器，现在多想想棒球运动员，以防止过早发射。
[1:24:38]	Cannot hold it any longer. Prepare to release the sperm.	恐怕坚持不住了。准备释放精子。
[1:24:41]	Willie Mays. Joe Namath. Mickey Mantle.	威利・梅斯【棒球手】、乔・内莫斯【橄榄球手】、米基・曼特尔【棒球手】。
[1:24:48]	See you guys in the ovary!	各位卵巢见！
[1:24:52]	Give me an egg!	把卵留给我啊！
[1:24:54]	Well, at least he is Jewish.	好吧，至少他是个犹太人。
[1:25:24]	Listen, everybody.	听好了，各位，各位！
[1:25:26]	Can I have your attention. This is Mission control.	各位请注意，这是任务控制室。
[1:25:28]	I just wanna congratulate everybody on a fine job, well done.	我只是想恭贺每一位，我们完成了一次出色的任务，干得好。
[1:25:33]	And I mean that, sincerely.	我这是发自肺腑的诚实感言。
[1:25:35]	It was hectic, but we brought it through.	尽管一度紧张忙乱，但是我们熬过来了。
[1:25:40]	– She was worth it. – Yes she was.	– 她还是很值的。 – 是的，的确是。
[1:25:42]	I’ll drink to that.	我要为她干一杯。
[1:25:46]	That was great, Sydney.	这太棒了，西德尼。
[1:25:51]	Let’s do it one more time.	我们再来一次吧。
[1:25:54]	Hey! Everybody, stand by!	嗨！各位准备好了！
[1:25:57]	Here we go again.	我们要再来一次了。
[1:26:01]	Attention all hands.	全体注意！全体注意！
[1:26:04]	Stand by.	准备行动！准备行动！
[1:26:06]	– Give me a fatigue reading. – Four and a half. – 4.5。	– 给我疲劳度读数。
[1:26:08]	Fatigue reading, four and a half. Looks good. We’re going for the second.	疲劳度读数，4.5。看上去还不错。我们准备来第二次。
[1:26:12]	Attention, gonads. We’re going for record.	生殖腺注意，我们要创造纪录了。
[1:26:20]	[ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ]	[ 中文翻译、字幕同步：疯狂弥天大幌 ]
[1:26:36]	[ thanks for watching! ]	[ 谢谢观看！]

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