Deconstructing Harry(解构爱情狂)[1997]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：解构爱情狂
英文名称：Deconstructing Harry
年代：1997

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时间	英文	中文
[00:31]		《解构哈里》
[01:53]	I could never get those fires started.	我总是生不着那些火。
[01:56]	Dad, are you gonna have chicken? You want meat?	爸，你想吃鸡吗？还是想吃肉？
[01:58]	Chicken’s fine.	鸡？鸡就可以了。
[02:00]	This is a brilliant article. Norman!	这篇文章写得真棒。诺曼！
[02:03]	– Did you read Ken’s article on China? – No, I haven’t.	– 你读过肯写的这篇有关中国的文章了吗？ – 不，我还没读。
[02:05]	Terrific article.	很不错的文章。
[02:06]	Where is Ken?	肯去哪儿了？
[02:08]	He’s in the house watching the Yankee game.	他在屋子里，在看杨基队的比赛。
[02:11]	Your husband comes for a day in the beautiful countryside…	你丈夫到美丽的乡下过上一天，
[02:14]	heads for the television set.	却一直盯着电视机不放。
[02:16]	Ken, come on, honey!	肯，快出来，亲爱的！
[02:18]	How many people want chicken, and how many want hamburgers?	你们有多少人要吃鸡，有多少人要吃汉堡？
[02:20]	Two more outs! Three minutes!	还有两个出局，就三分钟。
[02:23]	I think everybody’s dying for a little libation.	我想大家都很想喝点儿酒了吧。
[02:25]	Why don’t you make some of your famous Stoli martinis?	你快去调一点你最拿手的斯托利【伏特加】马提尼酒吧。
[02:28]	Janet, when are you and Ken gonna have a child?	珍妮特，那么你和肯准备什么时候要孩子呢？
[02:31]	You’ve let your sister have a big head start.	这一点上，你已经让你妹妹遥遥领先了。
[02:33]	Let Leslie practice viola for six hours a day… then it’s not so easy.	是啊，你让莱丝丽也一天练上六个小时中提琴试试，她就知道没那么容易了。
[02:38]	Leave her alone.	别去管她。
[02:46]	I came in here to make drinks for everybody.	我…呃…我进来给每个人弄点儿酒喝。
[02:53]	– What are you doing? You want a drink? – Sure.	– 你在干嘛？你想要喝点儿吗？ – 呃…当然。
[02:58]	I was.	我是想喝点。
[03:05]	This is nuts!	这太疯狂了！
[03:07]	We gotta get out of here.	我们不能在这里这样。
[03:15]	Oh, God.	噢，天哪。
[03:22]	What? No, We’re gonna get caught.	怎么？不，不，我们会被抓住的。
[03:25]	They’re by the lake. I can see everything.	他们都在湖边，我什么都能看到。
[03:42]	They’re deep in conversation.	他们正聊得起劲呢。
[03:45]	Wait! There’s Janet!	等一下！珍妮特过来了！嗷！
[03:50]	– Ken… – No. It’s okay.	– 肯…… – 不。噢，不，没事的。
[03:53]	You can’t scare me like that.	你不能这样吓我，知道吗？
[03:55]	I grind my teeth. Just don’t scare me like that!	我恨你这样。别这样吓唬我！
[03:58]	It was nothing. Just a false alarm.	没什么，只是喊了次“狼来了”。
[04:00]	Listen, try not to actually chew.	听着，以后别真的咬。
[04:02]	Wouldn’t it be great if we could be alone together?	噢，天呐，要是我们俩能单独在一起，那该有多好啊！
[04:06]	Just relaxed. You and me.	好好放松一下，就你和我。
[04:08]	– It’d be so great. – That would be so great.	– 噢，那一定棒极了。 – 那一定棒极了。
[04:10]	Let’s hang in. You never know what’s gonna happen.	噢，那我们就坚持住，你不知道会发生什么。
[04:13]	Come on, open wide.	过来，把腿分开。
[04:14]	Ken, turn the Yankee game off and come on out here now!	肯，把杨基的比赛关了，现在就赶紧出来！
[04:18]	I will. Just one minute! It’s almost over!	马上来，就一分钟！已经快结束啦！
[04:31]	God. I’m done.	天哪，我来了，我来了。
[04:33]	– You can come anytime you want. – Can I?	– 你想什么时候来就什么时候来吧。 – 是吗？
[04:37]	I’m done!	我来了！
[04:38]	I’m ready!	我也快了！噢！
[04:41]	Leslie, is that you?	莱丝丽，那是你吗？
[04:44]	Can you lead me down to the lake?	你能把我领到湖边去吗，亲爱的？
[04:46]	Can you give me just a minute, Grandma?	你能稍等一分钟吗，奶奶？
[04:49]	I’m just… I’m making some martinis.	我在…嗯…正在准备一些马提尼。
[04:52]	– Sure, dear. – I want to finish.	– 好的，好的，亲爱的。 – 我想结束了。
[04:54]	Ken? Is that you?	噢，肯？是你吗？
[04:57]	Finish what?	结束什么？
[04:59]	Hello!	你好！
[05:01]	– Come, Ken. – Come?	– 快来呀，肯。 – 快来？
[05:03]	Come, lead me down to the lake.	过来，领我到湖边去。
[05:05]	Ever since I lost my second eye…	自从我第二个眼睛失明，
[05:08]	I feel so frail.	我感到那么虚弱无助。
[05:13]	You don’t have to moan about it. It’s not that terrible.	你没必要抱怨/呻吟啊，没那么可怕的。
[05:17]	Ken is hurrying, Grandma.	肯快好了，奶奶。他正在加紧干呢。
[05:19]	Would you do the olives? Could you do them quickly?	你能弄一下橄榄吗，肯？你能不能弄快一点？
[05:22]	Oh, you know, you can use onions, too.	噢，你知道，你也可以放洋葱。
[05:24]	I prefer onions, don’t you, Ken?	我更喜欢洋葱，你呢，肯？
[05:26]	Yes! Yes! Yes!	是的！是的！是的！
[05:30]	Boy, you must really love onions!	天哪，你一定非常喜欢洋葱！
[05:36]	How much do I…?	我要付你多…？
[05:43]	– Lucy? – You schmuck! You bastard!	– 露西？ – 你个蠢货！你个杂种！
[05:45]	I’d like to cut your head off.	我恨不能把你他妈的头给砍掉！
[05:47]	You’re upset, right?	你心烦了，是吗？
[05:49]	How could you do that? Didn’t you know what would happen?	你怎么能那么做？你不知道那会出什么事吗？
[05:52]	– What are you talking about? – Don’t answer me, prick!	– 你在…你在说什么啊？ – 别…回嘴，混蛋！
[05:56]	You knew! You just didn’t give a shit!	你心知肚明！你就是不管别人死活！
[05:59]	Why don’t you take your coat off and just…	你看，你先把外套脱了，然后……
[06:01]	How could you write that book?	你怎么能写出那样的书，嗯？
[06:03]	Are you so selfish…	你怎么这么自私？
[06:05]	You’re so self-engrossed you don’t give a shit who you destroy?	你怎么只考虑你自己，而根本不顾被你毁了的人？
[06:07]	– I can tell you’re angry. – You told our whole story!	– 我知道你很生气。 – 你把我们的事和盘托出！
[06:11]	All the details. You gave me away to my sister!	所有的细节。你向我姐姐出卖了我！
[06:14]	Marvin’s left me. He’s gone.	马文离开了我，他走了。
[06:17]	It was loosely based on us.	嘿，那只是大致上基于我们的事。
[06:19]	Don’t bullshit me, motherfucker!	别给我胡扯，你个卑鄙小人！
[06:22]	Who do you think you’re talking to,	你以为你是在跟谁说话？
[06:24]	one of those retarded talk-show hosts?	我可不是那些弱智的脱口秀节目主持！
[06:27]	I lived through it with you. I know how loosely based it is.	我和你一起亲历了这些，明白吗？我知道这有多“大致上”。
[06:31]	Hey, what are you telling me that your blind grandmother	嘿，你想说什么啊？说我们正在搞的时候被你…
[06:34]	caught us fucking one day?	…眼瞎的奶奶撞上了这事？
[06:36]	Never!	根本没写！
[06:37]	No, No. Of course. You made a few stupid exaggerations,	不，不，当然没写。你做了一些愚蠢的夸张，
[06:41]	or, as the critics say, “inspired comic flights.”	或像评论家说的那样： “天马行空般的喜剧灵感”。
[06:44]	But Jane recognized it. You’d have to be sub-mental not to.	可是珍妮认出来了。只有傻子才会认不出来。
[06:48]	And Marvin was crushed!	马文崩溃了，彻底崩溃！
[06:50]	Jane suspected us. I can’t tell you how long Jane suspected us.	珍妮早就怀疑我们了，我都不知道她怀疑我们有多久了。
[06:53]	I know! And I denied it!	我知道，我知道！可我一直否认！
[06:55]	And now you’ve gone…	可现在你一走了之…
[06:57]	you’ve gone and confirmed it all for her!	你一走了之，向她坐实了一切！
[07:00]	Big fucking deal! You made Leslie shorter!	真他妈聪明！你让莱丝丽比我矮！
[07:03]	Big fucking deal!	真他妈有才！
[07:05]	But it’s all here!	全在这儿写着呢！
[07:06]	The poor schmuck country doctor, the violinist…	木头木脑的乡村医生、小提琴手、
[07:09]	her younger sister in Connecticut cheating with her husband.	她在康涅狄格的妹妹欺骗着她的丈夫。
[07:13]	The picture window, for Chrissake!	透过看得见风景的窗子，天哪！
[07:16]	Cruel observations about Marvin…	残忍地看着马文…
[07:18]	with his barbecue and chef’s hat.	…在那儿烧烤，戴着厨师帽。
[07:21]	And of course, Jane, or as you so pathetically…	当然，还有珍妮，尽管你可怜地…
[07:24]	disguise her…	…将她掩饰成…
[07:26]	Janet.	…珍妮特。
[07:28]	Here it is:	听听这段：
[07:31]	“It was not simply that Leslie had become numbed…	“这并非只是因为莱丝丽已经对马文那空洞无物的…
[07:34]	“with the inane spate of leaden perceptions…	“…滔滔不绝越来越感到麻木，而他却自以为…
[07:36]	“that passed for wit from Marvin.	“…他那愚钝的见识是某种智慧。
[07:38]	“It was not even the image she shared with Ken…	“甚至也不是因为她向肯恶毒地描述起…
[07:41]	“of Marvin’s flaccid, microscopic member…	“…马文那软塌塌的‘牙签’上下翻飞，
[07:45]	“jiggling up and down as he bounced naked…	“当他裸着身子踮着脚尖，一蹦一跳…
[07:48]	“across the icy floor of their Connecticut home…	“…穿过他们康涅狄格家中没有铺地毯的冰冷的地板，
[07:50]	“to close the storm windows.	“去关外层护窗。
[07:52]	“It was that she had never loved him,	“真正的原因是她从没爱过他。
[07:55]	“but wanted to have children to retaliate against her older sister,	“她只是想通过生孩子来报复她的老姐姐，
[08:00]	“who did not have a maternal bone in her being, and whose every inch, Leslie felt,	“因为莱丝丽觉得，她姐姐的体内根本没有母性，有的只是…
[08:04]	“was occupied by gluttonous self-love.	…浑身上下所散发出的贪婪的自恋。
[08:06]	“Ken ran his hand over Leslie’s large round breasts, and mounted her from the rear.”	“肯用手揽住莱丝丽的一对又圆又大的乳房，从后面上她。”
[08:11]	Big fucking deal!	噢，真他妈有才！
[08:12]	– You gave her large breasts! – Leslie, please…	– 你给她安了一对豪乳！ – 莱丝丽，拜托……
[08:14]	Lucy!	露西！
[08:16]	I’m Lucy, motherfucker!	我叫露西，你个卑鄙小人！
[08:20]	Not Leslie!	我不叫莱丝丽！
[08:24]	Except of course, I am Leslie…	当然，我的确就是莱丝丽，
[08:26]	because you made no attempt to disguise anything. You didn’t give a fuck!	因为你根本就没想要掩饰什么。你他妈的一点也不在乎！
[08:30]	You didn’t care enough to disguise anything!	你根本不在乎要不要掩饰！
[08:33]	Please! Jesus!	拜托！天哪！
[08:34]	You pulled out two years ago. You broke my fuckin’ heart.	两年前，你转身离去，你他妈的伤透了我的心。
[08:37]	You left your wife and me…	你离开了你妻子，还有我！
[08:40]	for some little cooze!	为某个浅薄的小荡妇！
[08:42]	Me and Janet!	离开我和珍妮特！
[08:44]	Jane. Janet is the character in the book.	是珍妮。珍妮特是书中的人物。
[08:47]	Now…	如今，
[08:49]	two years on,	两年过去了，
[08:50]	your latest magnum opus…	你最新的煌煌巨著…
[08:52]	emerges from this sewer of an apartment…	…却从这间公寓的下水道里冒了出来，
[08:56]	where you take everyone’s suffering and turn it into gold.	在这里，你把我们每个人的痛苦变成了金子，
[08:59]	Literary gold.	实实在在的金子。
[09:01]	Everyone’s misery. You even cause them misery.	人人都痛苦不堪。你是有意使我们痛苦，
[09:04]	Mix your alchemy…	然后利用你那该死的炼金术，
[09:05]	and make it into gold, like some fuckin’ black magician!	将它们变成了金子，就他妈像个邪恶的巫师那样！
[09:09]	Give me a break! I’m the one who wound up in Bellevue.	嘿，你饶了我吧！是我不得不躲到贝尔维尤去的好吧。
[09:12]	– You deserve it and worse. – Lucy!	– 你自做自受，罪有应得。 – 露西！简直疯了……
[09:14]	You’ve ruined my life! I’ve come here to blow my brains out!	你毁了我的生活！我来这里就是为了一枪爆头！
[09:16]	What’s wrong with you?	你怎么回事啊？
[09:17]	In front of you… In front of you on your carpet,	在你面前…就在你面前，在你的地毯上面，
[09:20]	because you caused it. My fuckin’ brains on your carpet!	因为这都是你引起的。我他妈的脑浆涂满你的地毯！
[09:23]	You’re so fucking unstable!	你太他妈的情绪不稳了！
[09:24]	Will you relax?	你能不能放松一下先？
[09:26]	That’s why you picked me. That’s what turns you on about me–Jane’s crazy sister.	你看上我的不就是这个吗？这不是我使你兴奋的原因吗――珍妮那疯狂的妹妹？
[09:30]	– Calm down. You’re not gonna kill yourself. – No?	– 冷静一下吧，你不会自杀的。 – 不会吗？
[09:33]	No. you’re not, because it’s not in you.	是的，你不会，因为你没有自杀因子。
[09:35]	You’re not the dramatic type. You never were.	你不是那么戏剧化类型的人，从来都不是。
[09:38]	Jane is the dramatic sister. Jane is the solo violinist.	珍妮才是你们姐妹中比较戏剧化的那个，珍妮是独奏提琴手。
[09:43]	Relax, for Christ’s sake!	放松一点，看在老天的份上！
[09:47]	You’re right.	你说得对，
[09:51]	I don’t have the nerve to kill myself.	我没有勇气杀了自己。
[09:55]	I knew it as I came over here.	你知道，我来的时候我就知道。
[09:59]	I said no,	我说不，
[10:01]	not me.	不该是我。
[10:05]	Better to kill him.	最好还是把他杀了。
[10:09]	Pardon me?	你说什么？
[10:11]	Kill the black magician,	杀了那个邪恶的巫师，
[10:13]	so he can’t spin any more gold out of human misery.	这样他就不会再去把人们的痛苦转变成金子了。
[10:17]	What’s wrong with you?	露西，你怎么回事啊？
[10:18]	Shut up!	闭嘴！
[10:19]	– Put it down! – You’re so fuckin’ verbal!	– 把…把枪放下！ – 你太他妈巧舌如簧了！
[10:22]	Who else could have talked me into giving him…	你甚至在我父亲的葬礼上，说服了我…
[10:23]	a blow job at my father’s funeral?	…替你“吹喇叭”！
[10:25]	Lucy, think it over.	露西，你考虑清楚。
[10:30]	You stop right there!	你给我站住！
[10:32]	Don’t shoot! Don’t pull the trigger!	不！别开枪！别扣扳机！
[10:34]	Look, if it makes you happy, my life has been going badly.	听着，要是你觉得那样能好过一点的话，我可以告诉你，我的生活正变得一团糟。
[10:37]	I’ve been miserable. My girl left me. She went off with a close friend of mine.	我最近惨透了――我女朋友离开了我，跟我的一个好朋友跑了。事事不……
[10:41]	Insomnia. I’ve got herpes.	…失眠症，我长了疱疹。
[10:43]	I’ve squandered everything I have on shrinks…	…把我挣的每个子儿都浪费在了心理医生、
[10:45]	and lawyers and whores.	律师和妓女身上。
[10:47]	…fatigue syndrome.	…得了疲劳综合症。
[10:48]	I’m not gonna stand up here on this fucking roof…	听着，我不会站在这该死的屋顶上，
[10:52]	with a world-class meshugana cunt and beg for my life.	向个…世界级的傻逼乞求饶命的。
[10:55]	If you want, shoot me! I was working. You interrupted.	如果你想开枪打我，你就打好了！我正在工作，你就闯进来打断了我……
[10:58]	– So whose life were you exploiting today? – You’ll be very happy.	– 那么今天你又在糟践谁的生活呢？ – 没有…你听了会很高兴……
[11:02]	It was re-writing.	…正在改写。
[11:03]	I was working on an autobiographical thing about when I was first married.	我正在就我自传里的一部分内容进行再创作，有关我第一段婚姻的。
[11:08]	Harvey Stern married too young…	哈维・斯特恩年纪轻轻就结了婚，
[11:10]	mainly to get out of his parents’ apartment, which was a rent-controlled cornucopia…	主要是为了逃离他父母的住所，在那里，他得按期付租，
[11:14]	of guilt, antagonism, and soul-deadening criticism.	那是个充斥着负疚、对抗、和骂得你身心俱惫的地方。
[11:18]	By day, he labored listlessly in a shoe store.	白天，他在一家鞋店无精打采地干着活；
[11:20]	By night, he glowed intensely over his Remington portable.	而到了夜晚，他则在他的“雷明顿”牌便携式打字机前精神抖擞。
[11:25]	Are you coming to bed?	你想不想上床啊？
[11:27]	Rosalie, I’m in the middle of a sentence…	罗莎莉，我正在构思一个句子，
[11:30]	– I lost my thread. – I’m feeling rejected…	– 现在我的思路被你打断了。 – 我觉得受到了冷落，
[11:32]	because we never sleep together anymore.	因为我们再也不睡在一起了。
[11:34]	I don’t know what it is. I’m just not attracted to her.	我也不知道怎么回事，我就是对她提不起兴趣。
[11:37]	– Is she doing something to put you off? – It’s my fault, too.	– 是不是她做了什么事使你对她不再感兴趣了？ – 你知道，我也有不对的地方。
[11:41]	And I lie. I tell her I’m too wrapped up in work…	我对她撒谎了，我对她说我太专注于我的工作了。
[11:44]	but the opposite is true. I’m hyper- sexually aroused, just not for her.	可事实恰好相反，我现在是超级的性兴奋，只是不是对她而已。
[11:48]	Who for?	那会对谁？
[11:49]	Anyone else.	任何其他女人。
[11:50]	She has a sister. I’m dying to fuck her.	她有个妹妹，我太想搞她了。
[11:53]	A doll, thick lips.	长得像娃娃，嘴唇很厚。
[11:55]	Her friend from Columbia. Jennifer? I dream of her.	还有她哥伦比亚来的朋友，叫詹妮弗？我做梦都梦到她。
[11:58]	I never thought I could care about African history, but she’s spellbinding.	我从没想过我会对非洲历史感兴趣，可是她太让我着迷了。
[12:01]	The truth is, I never meet or see a woman…	事实是，每当我碰到或看见一个女人，
[12:04]	that I don’t wonder what it would be like in bed with her.	我无不暗自思忖，要是能和她上床会是什么样的感觉。
[12:10]	I met a great hooker!	我遇见个很棒的鸡！
[12:13]	A hooker?	鸡？
[12:14]	Beautiful. From China.	很漂亮，中国来的。
[12:17]	Unbelievable body.	身材棒得没话说。
[12:19]	Schooled by tradition in the art of pleasing men.	受过很好的如何取悦男人的传统技艺的熏陶。
[12:23]	It’s 50 clams.	五十块钱。
[12:25]	Wouldn’t you be cheating on your wife?	你这不是在欺骗你老婆吗？
[12:27]	No. It’s not cheating. She’s a hooker.	不，这不叫欺骗。她只是个鸡。
[12:30]	It’s not like I’m having a love affair.	我又没有爱上她。
[12:33]	You don’t feel for a professional girl the way you do for your wife.	你对一个以此为职业的女人的感觉和对你老婆的感觉是不一样的。
[12:37]	She comes over, rubs on her oils…	她来了之后，给你浑身抹油……
[12:39]	Oils?	抹油？
[12:41]	Into the sack, she takes you to the moon.	然后上床，她带你飞上月宫。
[12:44]	You lay half a C-note on her, and she’s history.	你留张半百的钞票给她，她就成了历史。
[12:47]	Where would you do it?	我不知道…你是在哪儿干的？
[12:49]	I couldn’t have her come to my apartment.	我是说，我可不能把她往家里领。
[12:51]	Get a hotel room. That’s what I do when the wife’s home.	找个旅馆房间，我就是这么干的，我老婆当时在家里。
[12:56]	I don’t have that kind of dough. Fifty’s a lot in itself.	不。你看，我可没这么多钱，我是说，五十可不是一笔小数目。
[13:00]	Maybe a friend will let you use his place.	也许，你朋友会让你用一下他的地方。
[13:03]	Kid, you’re always bitchin’ about your sex life.	嘿，小子，你不总是抱怨你的性生活吗？
[13:06]	I’m trying to help.	我这是想帮你一把。
[13:09]	I tell her you gave me the number?	我告诉她是你给的我她的号码？
[13:11]	No, no. Not my name! Don’t use your real name.	不，不，别提我名字！别用你的真名。
[13:14]	No, of course. Not the real name.	不，当然不会是真名。
[13:16]	Tell you what you do. You borrow a friend’s apartment. You use his name.	我告诉你怎么做：你借一处朋友的公寓，你用他的名字。
[13:20]	That way, it’ll be on the bell.	那样的话，就万无一失啦。
[13:23]	Now good fortune smiled on Harvey…	现在好运向哈维露出了微笑，
[13:25]	as one of his closest friends, Mendel Birnbaum, was hit by a car,	因为他最好的朋友之一，孟德尔・勃恩鲍姆，正好被车撞了，
[13:29]	and lay hovering between life and death at New York hospital,	正躺在纽约的医院里，徘徊于生死线上，
[13:33]	thus freeing up an apartment…	于是就给哈维腾出了一个极佳的…
[13:35]	for Harvey’s tryst.	…单身幽会的场所。
[13:37]	Donning the other man’s silk robe,	穿上别人的丝质睡袍，
[13:39]	Harvey became the swinger Mendel Birnbaum,	哈维摇身变成了浪荡公子孟德尔・勃恩鲍姆，
[13:42]	and waited…	等着他那…
[13:44]	his Oriental passport to paradise.	…通往天堂的东方护照。
[13:47]	You must be Mendel Birnbaum.	你一定是孟德尔・勃恩鲍姆吧。
[14:09]	Did you enjoy it?	你还喜欢吗？ “孟・勃”
[14:11]	– Are you kidding? I’ll be right back. – Where you going?	– 你开玩笑？我马上回来。 – 你去哪儿？
[14:14]	I’m going to check my pants for another 50.	我去看一下我裤子里是否还有另外五十块。
[14:17]	I’d like to go again.	我想再来一次。
[14:31]	Yes?	谁啊？
[14:32]	– Mendel Birnbaum? – Yes.	– 孟德尔・勃恩鲍姆？ – 是我。
[14:37]	Open.	开门。
[14:39]	Who is it?	你是哪位？
[14:45]	Who are you?	你是谁啊？
[14:47]	I’ve come for you.	我是来找你的。
[14:49]	– What are you talking about? – I’m Death,	– 你在说什么啊？ – 我是死神，
[14:52]	and your name is on my list.	你的名字上了我的名册。
[14:56]	No, no, no!	不…不…不！
[14:56]	Wait a minute. You’ve made a mistake.	等一分钟，你…你弄错人了。
[14:59]	You don’t have a minute.	你没一分钟时间了。
[15:01]	I’m not Mendel Birnb…	你看，我不是孟德尔・勃恩……
[15:02]	Don’t give me that bullshit!	你少给我扯闲淡！
[15:05]	Look at your monogram.	看看你睡袍上的花押字母。
[15:07]	Mendel?	孟德尔？
[15:08]	Who are you talking to?	你在跟谁说话哪？
[15:10]	Stop calling me Mendel!	别再叫我孟德尔了！
[15:11]	– Please. I’m just using his pad. – Right!	– 求你了，我只是用了一下他的住处。 – 没错！
[15:13]	They always have an excuse.	人人都有理由。
[15:16]	Let’s go!	我们走！
[15:17]	Move it, you little putz!	快走，你个小混混！
[15:21]	I’m standing on the roof, and she’s pointing a gun at me.	我站在屋顶上，她拿着枪对着我。
[15:23]	We’re out in the cold, and I’m panicked.	我们站在寒冷的空气中，我惊慌失措。
[15:26]	I’m telling her about a story I wrote when I was younger,	我向她讲述我写的一个关于我年轻时候的短篇故事，
[15:29]	and she found it funny, thank God.	她觉得非常有趣，感谢上帝。她开始，你知道……
[15:32]	She laughed, and she relaxed a little. She put the gun down. And you know.	她笑了出来，放松了一点，她把枪放了下来。你知道，可是……
[15:36]	So your writing saved your life.	这么说你写的东西救了你一命。
[15:38]	It’s amazing to me, you know?	这在我看来太不可思议了，你知道？
[15:41]	The interesting thing to me, apart from the obvious sexual guilt…	你知道，对我来说这太滑稽了，除了我年轻的时候会明显感到…
[15:46]	that I had when I was a young man in the story,	…性方面的罪恶感以外，就像故事里的那个年轻人那样，
[15:48]	is that nothing’s changed.	我几乎什么都没变。
[15:50]	It’s years later.	你知道，我…那么多年过去了。
[15:52]	I had a shrink then, I have a shrink now.	我看了一个又一个心理医生，
[15:54]	I’m six shrinks later.	我之后换了有六个心理医生，
[15:56]	I’m three wives down the line.	一溜下来，我换了三个妻子。
[15:58]	And I still can’t get my love life in order.	你知道，我仍然无法处理好我的爱情生活。
[16:01]	I still love whores.	我…我仍然喜欢找妓女。你知道，我…我……
[16:05]	To me, the ideal thing is you pay them, and they come over to the house,	最令我感到惬意的是，你付钱给她们，她们来到你房子里，
[16:09]	and you don’t have to discuss Proust or films or…	你不必和她们探讨普鲁斯特或电影或……
[16:13]	I don’t know what’s been happening to me.	我不知道我这是怎么了。你知道，我……
[16:18]	You know, I just have not grown up, and I feel, you know, it’s not…	你知道，我就像没有长大一样。我觉得，你知道，这不对劲……
[16:24]	I see other guys my age.	我也看了一下其他人到我这把年龄。
[16:26]	I’m always thinking of fucking every woman I meet.	我是说，我总是想着要去干我遇到的每一个女人。
[16:28]	I meet a woman in the bank, or a stranger,	不管我遇到哪样的女人，在银行里，一个陌生的女人，
[16:30]	or a woman on the bus.	或在巴士上看见个女人，
[16:31]	I think, what would she look like naked? Is it possible I can fuck her?	我就会想：嗯，她脱光了会是什么样子？有没有可能我可以干她？
[16:35]	This is crazy.	你知道，这太疯狂了。
[16:36]	I see guys I know that are lawyers and doctors.	我…我认识的人里面都是些律师啊，医生啊。
[16:40]	They have families and houses.	他们有家庭，有房子。
[16:42]	They’re not so…	他们可没这么…你知道。
[16:43]	Does the President of the United States want to fuck every woman he met?	美国总统也会想着要去干他遇见的每一个女人吗？
[16:48]	Bad example.	这个例子不妥，你知道。不过……
[16:51]	But I don’t know.	我…我不知道。
[16:52]	Take Raoul Wallenberg.	那拿拉乌尔・瓦伦伯格来说吧，【瑞典商人和外交官，拯救了数万匈牙利犹太人】
[16:54]	Did he want to bang every cocktail waitress in Europe?	他会想着要把欧洲的每一个鸡尾酒女招待都日个遍吗？
[16:57]	Probably not, but…	我想不会，可是……
[16:58]	Tell me about your honoring ceremony tomorrow.	跟我说说明天的授予你荣誉学位仪式的事。
[17:01]	Oh, that’s bullshit.	噢，那…那纯属扯淡。你知道……
[17:04]	It’s ironic that the same school that threw me out years ago…	好笑的是就是那所学校，在多年以前把我赶了出来，
[17:06]	now wants to honor me.	现在却想给我荣誉学位。
[17:08]	Why’d they throw you out?	他们为什么要赶你出来？
[17:10]	Because I was not interested in college.	赶我出来，因为我…我没兴趣念大学。
[17:13]	I wanted to be a writer. That’s all I cared about was writing.	你知道，我一心想成为作家，我唯一关心的就是写作。
[17:16]	I did not care about the real world.	我不关心现实的世界，
[17:18]	I cared only about the world of fiction.	我只关心虚构的世界。
[17:21]	And, plus, I tried to give…	另外，我还试图给…
[17:23]	the dean’s wife an enema. So they didn’t take kindly to that.	…院长夫人灌肠。所以他们对此很不待见。
[17:27]	But the sad thing is…	可是，你知道，让我难过的是…
[17:29]	I gotta drive way upstate to be honored,	…我得驱车一路向北，去接受荣誉学位，
[17:32]	and I have to go by myself. I got nobody to go with.	我得独自一人去，你知道，没人陪我一起去。
[17:35]	It’s, you know, I… OK, so… And… You know, I can’t…	这…你知道，我…好吧，所以…… 唔…你知道，我不能……
[17:41]	What about bringing your son up with you?	那么你带上你儿子，和你一起去怎么样？
[17:43]	I can’t. It’s not my visiting time with him.	我办不到，你知道，现在还不到我探访他的时间。
[17:45]	Joan is completely inflexible, so…	琼一点也不能通融，所以……
[17:47]	She won’t trade dates with you?	你是说她不愿为你改变日期？
[17:50]	I can’t even get her on the phone.	咳，她甚至连我的电话都不愿接。
[17:52]	She hates me, and…	你知道，她恨我……
[17:54]	I don’t know. Lately…	我不知道。最近……
[17:55]	For the first time in my life, I experienced writer’s block.	这是我一生当中第一次，我感受到了作家的才思阻断。
[17:59]	Now this, to me, is unheard of.	这对我来说，是前所未有的。
[18:01]	I start these short stories and I can’t finish them.	我给几个短篇起了个头，但是却不能完成它们。
[18:05]	I can’t get into my novel at all,	我一点也无法沉下心来写我的长篇，
[18:07]	because I took an advance.	因为我已经拿了预付金。
[18:11]	I don’t know.	我不知道。
[18:13]	I find that I’m taking more pills and medicine and…	我发现自己现在吃的药片越来越多，用的药越来越厉害……
[18:17]	You remind me of that short story you were working on,	你知道，你让我想起了你写的那个短篇小说，
[18:20]	maybe two months ago–	也许两个月以前吧――
[18:22]	“The Actor”.	《演员》。
[18:24]	This goddamn lens has something wrong with it.	这该死的镜头好像不怎么对劲。
[18:26]	This one, too? I changed lenses.	这个也不对吗？我已经换过镜头了。
[18:27]	What do you mean? The focus is off.	你什么意思？根本聚不了焦。
[18:30]	– I don’t know why it’s a problem. – The center’s out of focus.	– 我也不知道问题出在哪里了。 – 你看看中心，中心聚不了焦。
[18:33]	I checked all the lenses, they can’t be soft.	我检查了所有的镜头，不可能模糊的。
[18:35]	Let’s move it along. It’s getting late. Let’s move it.	快点，伙计们，我们得加把劲了。天有点晚了，我们得快点。
[18:37]	I’m tryin’ to shoot Mel, and he’s soft.	我正要拍梅尔在长椅上的戏，可是他模模糊糊的。
[18:40]	What?	什么？
[18:40]	– Where are you renting these lenses? – The lenses are fine.	– 你他妈的从哪儿租的这些镜头？ – 镜头没有问题。
[18:45]	– Holy shit, Mel’s out of focus! – That’s what I said, genius.	– 老天，梅尔怎么这么模糊！ – 我说得不错吧，天才。他聚不了焦。
[18:48]	No, I don’t mean the lens. I mean Mel himself.	不，不，我不是说镜头，我是说梅尔本人。
[18:50]	Let me see! Get the hell out.	让我瞧瞧！你他妈让开一下！
[18:51]	I don’t believe it. You’re right. Mel’s out of focus.	难以置信，你说得没错。梅尔变模糊了。
[18:54]	What are you talking about?	什么？你他妈在说什么啊？
[18:55]	I said the actor’s out of focus.	我是说那演员变模糊了。
[18:57]	How can this be?	什么？这怎么可能？
[18:59]	Is something wrong?	出什么事了吗？
[19:00]	– Mel, come here. – What?	– 梅尔，到这边来。 – 什么？
[19:02]	I don’t know how to tell you this,	我不知道怎么跟你说这事儿，
[19:04]	but you’re soft.	可是…呃…你变模糊了。
[19:06]	I’ve gained a little weight.	我长了点体重。
[19:07]	It’s not that. You’re soft.	不…不，不是因为这个。你…你变得模棱两可了。
[19:10]	You’re out of focus.	你…你聚不了焦了。
[19:12]	I don’t know why. Is there anything we can do?	我不知道什么原因。我们能做什么呢？
[19:14]	I can’t adjust this.	我调节不了这个。
[19:16]	Look at yourself.	你看看你自己，看一下你自己。
[19:18]	There’s nothing to do.	没什么办法了。
[19:20]	You sure you’re okay?	你肯定…你肯定你没事吗？
[19:22]	It’s fuzzy.	很模糊。像是……
[19:23]	– All right, look… – I feel fine.	– 好吧，你听着…… – 我感觉还好。
[19:26]	Mel’s out of focus.	梅尔对不了焦了。
[19:27]	He’s soft.	他模模糊糊的。
[19:29]	I don’t know what to do.	我不知道该怎么办了。
[19:30]	It’s almost 4:00 anyway. Why don’t we just wrap?	反正已经快四点了，为什么我们不干脆收工算了？
[19:33]	We’ll wrap and we’ll see what happens.	我们收工，然后看看梅尔究竟怎么了。
[19:36]	Now look. I want you to go home.	好了，听着，我希望你现在就回家，
[19:38]	And I want you to rest.	我希望你回去休息，好好休息一下。
[19:41]	And see if you can sharpen up.	然后看看你能不能清晰起来。
[19:48]	Grace, I’m home.	格蕾丝，我回家了。
[19:50]	Hi, honey.	嗨，亲爱的。
[19:52]	Hey, what’s the matter? You look strange.	嘿，怎么回事？你看上去好奇怪。
[19:56]	I’m out of focus.	我变模糊了。
[19:58]	Yeah…	是啊……
[19:59]	You are. Just a little bit.	是的，你是有点模模糊糊的。
[20:01]	And you look pale.	而且你脸色有点苍白。
[20:03]	Daddy, you’re all blurry!	爸爸，你怎么一点也不清楚啊！
[20:05]	Maybe you should lie down.	也许…也许你应该进去躺下。
[20:07]	– I’ll bring tea and toast? – Daddy’s out of focus!	– 我会给你拿点茶水和吐司进去？ – 爸爸模糊不清了！
[20:09]	Daddy doesn’t need that, okay?	爸爸不喜欢你这样，知道吗？
[20:11]	Come on now, you be nice!	别这样，你要乖点！
[20:13]	What happened at work today?	今天工作中出什么事了？
[20:14]	– First they thought it was the camera… – Daddy’s out of focus!	– 一开始他们以为是摄影机…… – 爸爸模糊不清了！
[20:16]	Reuben! Stop it!	鲁本！别唱了！
[20:19]	They thought it was the camera. Then…it was me!	他们以为是摄影机的关系，后来才发现是…因为我！
[20:21]	– Really? – They sent me home. It’s so humiliating.	– 真的啊？ – 是的，他们让我回家。简直太丢人了。
[20:24]	Did you eat anything strange at lunch? Any shellfish?	你中饭没吃什么奇怪的东西吗？海鲜什么的？
[20:27]	No. This isn’t an allergic reaction. I don’t know what it is.	没有。这不是什么过敏反应。我也不知道这怎么回事。
[20:29]	You know what?	你知道吗？
[20:30]	I just need to get a good night’s sleep. I’ll be okey.	我只需要躺下好好地睡一个晚上，起来就好了。
[20:33]	– I’m sure that’s all it is. – What happened to you?	– 我肯定也是这么回事。 – 你到底怎么啦？
[20:36]	You get a good night’s sleep, turn in early,	你知道，你好好睡个晚上，早点上床，
[20:38]	and tomorrow you’ll be fine.	明天你就没事了。
[20:40]	The following morning, however, things did not improve.	可是第二天早上，事情并没有好转。
[20:44]	In fact, the situation had gotten worse.	事实上，情况变得愈发糟糕了。
[20:46]	Mel was more out of focus than ever.	梅尔比前一天更加模糊不清。
[20:49]	I gotta get to the doctor.	我得去看一下医生了。
[20:52]	I’ve never seen anything like this.	我还从来没碰到过这样的事。
[20:54]	Nothing is wrong with you, except you’re out of focus.	除了模糊不清，你身体没什么毛病。
[20:58]	What’s the matter?	你怎么啦？
[20:59]	It’s from looking at Mel. I’m a little seasick.	因为看梅尔久了，我有点晕船的感觉。
[21:02]	That’s why I want everyone to try these.	所以我才要你们每个人都试一下这个。
[21:06]	– I don’t want to wear glasses. – Wait, let’s see.	– 我可不想戴眼镜。 – 等等，试一下看看。
[21:08]	I don’t want glasses.	我不想戴眼镜。
[21:10]	– Put ’em on so you can see me, son. – This is much better!	– 把它戴上，这样你就可以看清我了，儿子。 – 这样好多了！
[21:12]	– I look stupid with these on. – You’ll be able to see me. Put ’em on.	– 我戴着这个样子好傻。 – 你就可以看清我了，快戴上。
[21:15]	– Put those on. Daddy’ll be much sharper. – Don’t you want to see Daddy?	– 把眼镜戴上，你爸爸清楚多了。 – 你想看清爸爸吗？
[21:19]	Put those on and we won’t get headaches.	把眼镜戴上我们就不会头疼了。
[21:22]	Despite the fact that children don’t want to wear glasses,	这么说，尽管孩子们不想戴眼镜，
[21:25]	they’re forced to.	但还是被强迫着戴上了。
[21:28]	You expect the world to adjust…	你指望外部世界由于你…
[21:30]	to the distortion you’ve become.	…所产生的变形而做出调整。
[21:32]	I don’t expect anything.	嘿，我可没指望什么。我…我……
[21:35]	I’m going through something. I don’t know what.	你知道，我现阶段正经历着什么。我不知道这是怎么啦。
[21:37]	For the first time in my life I can’t seem to write.	我所知道的是，我生平第一次感到，我好像不会写作了。
[21:40]	It’s not coming. And for me…	灵感不再涌现。对我来说，你知道，
[21:44]	all I have in life is my imagination.	我生命中最重要的东西就是我的想象力。
[21:47]	I’m sorry. Our time is up.	对不起，我们的时间到了。
[21:48]	Have a good time at the honoring ceremony.	祝你明天在你的荣誉仪式上过得愉快。
[21:51]	I think it would be good for you and your son, if you brought him along.	我真的认为，要是你能带上你儿子的话，对你和他都很有好处。
[21:57]	Joan! Joan!	琼！琼！
[21:58]	– Joan, you never return my phone calls. – Oh, leave me alone!	– 琼，你从不给我回电话。 – 噢，别来烦我！
[22:00]	– How do I reach you? – Do you want me to call the police?	– 我怎么才能联系上你呢？ – 你想让我喊警察吗？
[22:02]	I’ve got to ask you one question.	我有件事想和你商量一下。
[22:04]	– Will you stop? – No. I don’t want to listen to you.	– 你能不能停一下？我想和你商量一下。 – 不，我不想听你说。
[22:06]	Tomorrow they’re honoring me at Adair, my old university. I want to take Hilly.	明天他们要授予我名誉学位，在阿黛尔，我以前的大学。我想带希利一起去。
[22:11]	– He has school tomorrow. – I want to trade one visitation day.	– 不行，他明天要上学。 – 我想交换一天我的探望日。
[22:13]	– No! I have plans with him. – I trade one day!	– 不行！我已经给他安排好计划了。 – 就换一天！
[22:15]	It’ll be good to see. The kid will see his father honored.	让他看看很有好处，让孩子看他父亲获得荣誉，这很好。
[22:17]	I don’t want him to see you. I don’t want him to see you ever!	我不想让他见到你，我希望你这辈子再也见不到他！
[22:20]	He’ll have a day in the country. Will you stop for one second?	他就在乡下过上一天。你能不能先停一下？
[22:23]	A day in the country. What is so bad?	孩子在乡下呆上一天，这有什么不好？
[22:26]	He is nine years old.	他才九岁。
[22:27]	Where does he learn phrases like “banging beaver” and “fuck God?”	他从哪儿学的这些话的？ “日他娘的”、“操他妈上帝”？
[22:31]	What are you saying? From me?	你什么意思？跟我学的？
[22:32]	What do I look like, an imbecile?	你把我当什么人了？一个弱智？
[22:34]	I know what your conversations are like with him,	我知道你和他谈话谈的都是些什么，
[22:36]	and don’t think I didn’t hear about Open School Week.	别以为我没听说在“校园开放周”的事。
[22:38]	Beth Kramer has never been so appalled in her entire life!	贝丝・克雷默一辈子都没感到这么震惊过！
[22:41]	Dad?	爸？
[22:42]	Why doesn’t my penis look like yours?	为什么我的阴茎看上去和你的不一样？
[22:44]	Why doesn’t your penis look like mine?	为什么你的阴茎看上去和我的不一样？
[22:47]	Because your mother and I…	因为你妈和我…
[22:49]	never had you circumcised.	…没有让你割包皮。
[22:51]	When I was your age, every kid in my neighborhood, you know what they used to do?	当我在你这么大的时候，我周围的每个男孩，你知道他们通常怎么做吗？
[22:54]	They used to name their penises.	他们通常给自己的阴茎取名字。
[22:56]	I’m going to name mine Dillinger.	我要给我的取名叫“狄林杰”。【上世纪初的银行劫匪，人称“头号公敌”】
[22:58]	Dillinger is perfect! Dillinger is great!	狄林杰很贴切！狄林杰很棒！
[23:01]	Hilly, you’re inspired. You’re a genius.	希利，你真有灵感，你是个天才。
[23:03]	Dillinger was one of the great geniuses of his profession,	狄林杰是他选择的那个行当里的伟大天才之一，
[23:07]	like Willie Sutton.	还有威利・萨顿。
[23:08]	Remember when we discussed Freud once?	还记得我们谈到过弗洛伊德吗？
[23:10]	Freud said the two most important things to having a good life…	弗洛伊德说，你要过上好的生活，最重要的两件事情是…
[23:14]	are the work that you choose and sex.	…你选择的工作和性爱。
[23:17]	Those are the two things.	就这两件事情。
[23:18]	Women…	女人…
[23:19]	are God.	…是上帝。
[23:21]	God’s a woman?	上帝是女人？
[23:22]	No. I’m not saying God’s a woman.	不，我没说上帝是女人。
[23:24]	There are women. We don’t know if there’s a God,	这么跟你说吧，世上存在女人。我们不知道是否存在上帝，
[23:27]	but there are women.	但是存在女人。
[23:28]	Not in some imaginary heaven, but right here on earth.	你知道，不是存在于某个虚幻的天堂中，而是就在这里，在地球上。
[23:31]	And some of them, Hilly, some of them…	她们中的有一些，希利，她们中的有一些…
[23:33]	shop at Victoria’s Secret.	…就在“维多利亚的秘密”的商店里。
[23:36]	Beth Kramer has never been so mortified in her entire life.	贝丝・克雷默这一辈子从没感到过如此难堪和愤怒。
[23:40]	Beth Kramer’s an aggressive, tight-assed, busybody cunt,	贝丝・克雷默是个咄咄逼人的、假装正经的、好管闲事的烂逼。
[23:43]	and it’s none of her business how I speak to my son.	我和我儿子说什么话，关她他妈的屁事啊！
[23:46]	Beth Kramer is a decent parent and a great friend.	贝丝・克雷默是个值得尊敬的母亲，是个很好的朋友。
[23:49]	Oh, Bullshit! I’m asking you to change one visitation day.	噢，别扯了！听着，我想请你换一天我的探望日。
[23:52]	What is so terrible?	有这么可怕吗？
[23:54]	No! He is not gonna miss a day of school!	我不想换！我不想让他失一天学！
[23:56]	What if he was sick? he would miss school!	要是他病了怎么办？要是希利病了，他还不是不去学校。
[23:59]	Yes, he would. But he’s not sick…	是的，要是他病了，他可以不去学校。但是他没有病，
[24:01]	and he’s not gonna spend the afternoon with his pill-popping,	他不会花一个下午，和他那个药片吞个不停、
[24:05]	alcoholic,	酒精上瘾、
[24:06]	beaver-banging excuse for a father.	见女人就日的所谓的父亲在一起。
[24:09]	Years ago, you didn’t say that about me. You didn’t think that.	你看，几年前，你可不是这么说我的，你可不是这么认为的。
[24:12]	– You were a nice, loose, easygoing spirit. – Put it in a book!	– 你那时人很好，很放松，脾气随和。 – 你往书里写好了！
[24:15]	What am I saying?	你以为我不知道？
[24:16]	You already did!	你不早已经写了吗！
[24:19]	Epstein had married his third shrink.	爱波斯坦和他的第三个心理医生结了婚。
[24:21]	He had confessed his feelings toward her several times,	他向她表白过几次他对她的感情，
[24:24]	and it seemed she had put it down to transference.	但是她似乎将它归之于移情作用。
[24:26]	But one day, she surprised him.	然而有一天，她让他大吃一惊。
[24:29]	I think it best…	我想我们最好…
[24:31]	that we terminate your treatment.	…终止对你的治疗。
[24:34]	And then, I think we should…	然后，我想我们应该…
[24:36]	give it a substantial period of time.	…给我们俩以充分的时间考虑一下。
[24:39]	And then, if we both feel the same way,	然后，如果我们两个想法一致的话，
[24:42]	I think we can begin to see each other again…	我想我们可以再开始公开地…
[24:45]	socially.	…相互交往。
[24:48]	It was, to Epstein’s thinking,	在爱波斯坦看来，
[24:50]	a match made in heaven.	这简直是天作之合。
[24:52]	Here, at last, was a woman who understood him.	现在，终于有了个能理解他的女人。
[24:55]	You know all my secrets,	你了解我所有的秘密，
[24:57]	every nuance of my psychic life.	我精神生活的所有细枝末节。
[24:59]	There isn’t a feeling or desire that I haven’t admitted to you in therapy.	在治疗过程中，我向你袒露了我的一切情感和欲望。
[25:03]	Now it’s your turn to explore me.	现在该轮到你来探索我了。
[25:05]	Yeah, but all my perversions, you accept them.	是啊，我所有的那些怪癖，你都全盘接受了。
[25:08]	My need to be tied up, to watch you with other women,	我喜欢被人绑起来，喜欢看你和另一个女人在一起，
[25:10]	to feel your spike heels in my mouth.	喜欢你尖尖的鞋后跟放在我嘴里的感觉。
[25:13]	No one can say that I didn’t know what I was letting…	我对自己的所作所为以及所产生的后果…
[25:16]	myself in for.	…非常清楚。
[25:19]	The first two years were amazing.	他们生活的头两年非常美妙。
[25:21]	They moved into a large Westend Avenue apartment.	他们搬进位于西区大街的一套大公寓里。
[25:24]	He wrote. She saw patients.	他写作，她看病。
[25:26]	But her clearest insights were into his work.	而她最为敏锐的见解，都是关于他的作品的。
[25:29]	What one comes away with is your total isolation,	人们所获得的印象是，你完全遗世独立，
[25:32]	your fear of people, your panic over closeness.	你害怕人群，你对自闭诚惶诚恐。
[25:36]	And that’s why your real life is so chaotic,	这就是为什么你的真实生活会如此的混乱无序，
[25:39]	and your writing is so much more…	而你写的东西却如此的…
[25:41]	controlled and stable. You’re unable to…	…不事张扬和四平八稳。我是说，你无法……
[25:44]	Yes, it all went quite well…	是的，诸事皆顺，
[25:45]	until Helen became pregnant and gave birth.	直到海伦怀上和生下了孩子。
[25:48]	From that moment on, as if she had experienced a divine revelation,	自那一刻起，仿佛是受到了神的启示，
[25:52]	she suddenly became what Epstein referred to angrily,	她突然之间就变成了一个在发火时的爱波斯坦眼里的…
[25:56]	as “Jewish with a vengeance.”	…“彻头彻尾的犹太人”。
[25:58]	I rue the day I listened to you,	我成天都在懊悔，我不该听你的话，
[26:00]	and I didn’t have him circumcised.	没给他施割礼。
[26:02]	What are you, nuts?	你疯了吗？
[26:04]	We can still do it.	你看，我们还来得及这么做。
[26:05]	No!	不！
[26:06]	He’s too old!	不，他太大了！
[26:08]	– Sure. Now he’s too old. – What is wrong with you?	– 噢，是啊，是啊。现在他太大了。 – 你怎么回事啊？
[26:11]	You’re like a born-again Christian except you’re a Jew.	我的天，你怎么像个再生的基督徒，除了你是个犹太人。
[26:14]	I see my father’s face in Hillel.	我在希勒尔【古犹太教拉比的名字】的脸上看到了我父亲的影子。
[26:18]	Hilliard. His name is Hilliard.	希利亚德。他的名字是希利亚德。
[26:20]	We didn’t name him Hillel. We didn’t name him after some rabbi.	我们没给他取名叫希勒尔，我们没给他以某个拉比的名字命名。
[26:24]	It’s Hilliard Epstein.	他的名字是希利亚德・爱波斯坦。
[26:26]	No, I’m sick of your smug cynicism. There’s value in tradition!	行了，我受够了你的自鸣得意的风凉话。传统里存在价值！
[26:29]	I never thought it would mean anything. But now that I’m a mother, it does.	以前，我从没想过那会有什么价值；可现在，我成了母亲，发现那很有价值。
[26:32]	I see not only meaning in Judaism, but true beauty.	我在犹太教里不仅看到了意义，而且发现了真正的美。
[26:36]	Helen, you’re a scientist!	海伦，你是个科学家啊！
[26:38]	Einstein was a scientist!	爱因斯坦也是科学家！
[26:39]	And he was a Jew! And he was religious!	而且他是犹太人！而且他有宗教信仰！
[26:42]	Helen had taken on the obligation of daily prayers.	海伦担当起了日常祈祷的职责。
[26:46]	Jews, of course, fearing a wrathful and vengeful God,	当然，犹太人出于对一个怒气冲冲、眦睚必报的上帝的敬畏，
[26:50]	give praise and thanks for everything.	他们为每一件事物称颂并感谢上帝。
[26:52]	Baruch atah adonai elohenu melech ha-olam…	赞美您，我们永恒的上帝，万物的主宰，
[26:56]	borei pree hagofen.	您创造了葡萄的果实，
[27:00]	Hamotzi lechem…	您从大地…
[27:01]	min ha-oretz.	…赐予了我们面包，
[27:04]	Vitzi-vonu l’hadlik nair shel shabat.	您指示我们要点燃安息日的蜡烛。
[27:07]	Boreh pree ha…blowjob.	您发明了…吹喇叭。
[27:10]	And one day, the inevitable happened.	之后终于有一天，该来的还是来了。
[27:13]	A patient of Helen’s, an Israeli,	海伦的一个病人，一个以色列人，
[27:16]	who had come to her in a depressed state over his wife having left him,	因妻子弃他而去而陷于抑郁，过来找她治疗，
[27:19]	captured Helen’s heart.	他捕获了海伦的芳心。
[27:21]	I think we should terminate your treatment,	我想我们应该终止对你的治疗，
[27:24]	and give it a substantial period of time.	给我们俩以充分的时间考虑一下。
[27:27]	And then if we both still feel the same way,	然后，如果我们两个想法一致的话，
[27:29]	then I think we could start to see each other…	我想我们可以再开始公开地…
[27:31]	socially.	…相互交往。
[27:35]	Harry! Harry!	哈里！哈里！
[27:39]	– Harry! – Richard!	– 哈里！ – 理查德！
[27:41]	…lost in thought, I think.	…出神了，我想。
[27:42]	I was just, I was thinking about a book I wrote.	我…我正在，你知道，我正在想我写的一本书。
[27:46]	– Well, I’m a mess. – What’s the matter?	– 我现在一团糟。 – 出什么事了？
[27:48]	I’m on my way to the doctor’s. I’m having severe pains in my chest.	我这是在去看医生的路上，我胸口疼得厉害。
[27:51]	That’s nothing.	那…那没事的。
[27:53]	That’s indigestion, or gallbladder, or ulcer, acid reflux…	大不了会是消化不良、或胆囊炎、或胃溃疡、胃酸反流……
[27:56]	I’ve got a family history. My father died of a heart attack,	我有家族病史―― 我父亲因心脏病猝然去世，
[27:59]	my mother dropped dead of a massive coronary,	我母亲死于冠状动脉肿大，
[28:01]	and both my brothers were dead before 50 from heart failure.	我的两个哥哥不到50岁，就死于心脏功能衰竭。
[28:05]	I don’t know why you’re wasting time. You should get an ambulance.	我不明白你为何要浪费时间告诉我。你应该叫救护车才对啊。
[28:08]	Are you busy?	你有空吗？
[28:09]	I was going to see my editor.	我要去见我的编辑。
[28:11]	I hate going for these tests alone.	我讨厌一个人去作这些检查。
[28:13]	My mother died giving birth to me,	我母亲，你知道，是生我的时候死的，
[28:17]	for which my father never forgave me.	为此，我父亲一辈子都没原谅我。
[28:19]	It’s funny. I wish before he died, I had forgiven him.	有趣的是，在他去世之前，我希望当时已经原谅了他。
[28:23]	But we’re morbid, ’cause you think you’re dying, but you’re not.	人人都有病，尽管你以为你就快死了，但是你并不会死。
[28:26]	Today, they got lasers, all kinds of things.	现在，他们有了激光，你知道，有各种各样的先进玩意儿。
[28:29]	Yeah, you and science, right?	是啊，你相信科学，对吗？
[28:31]	There’s nothing wrong with science.	是的，科学没有什么不好。
[28:33]	Between air conditioning and the Pope, I’ll take air conditioning.	你知道，如果让我在空调和教皇之间选择，我会选择空调。
[28:37]	I’m scared. I’m really scared.	我很害怕，我真的很害怕。
[28:39]	Can we change the subject? You know I have writer’s block?	我们能换个话题吗？我能换个话题吗？你知道我遇到了作家的才思阻断吗？
[28:43]	Yes?	是吗？
[28:44]	– I have a writer’s block. – I know.	– 我感到了作家的才思阻断。 – 我理解，我理解。
[28:45]	For the first time in my life,	我平生第一次感到…
[28:46]	I can’t come up with a meaningful idea, something that holds my interest.	…我无法再获得有意思的构思了，那是我安身立命的根本。
[28:50]	Since Fay left you, you’ve been having trouble.	噢，我看自从菲伊离开了你，你就陷入了不少麻烦。
[28:52]	I’m seeing Fay later. I’m having a drink with Fay.	我过会儿要去见菲伊，我要和菲伊一起喝一杯。
[28:54]	I think is very good.	是吗？我想那太好了。
[28:56]	She’s good for you. She’s a lot better than…	我想她很…很适合你，她比你认识的…
[28:59]	a lot of those other crazies that you…	…其他许多神经病要好得多……
[29:03]	My God! My arm!	噢，我的天哪！我的胳膊！
[29:04]	I’m telling you, it’s nothing. Nothing.	我跟你说吧，没事的，什么事都没有。
[29:07]	I’m not scared.	我不为你担心。
[29:10]	– You’re in great shape. – Really?	– 你身体很好，没大问题。 – 真的吗？
[29:12]	You have a little bursitis in your arm, but…	是的。只是你的胳膊有点儿滑囊炎，可……
[29:15]	– Well, that’s fantastic! – What do I always say?	– 噢，那太好了！ – 我经常怎么说来着？
[29:18]	The most beautiful words in the English language are not “I love you”,	英语当中最美丽的词汇不是什么“我爱你”，
[29:21]	but “It’s benign.”	而是“那是良性的”。
[29:22]	We could do more tests, but I don’t think so.	你看，我们可以给你做进一步的检查，不过我认为没那个必要。
[29:25]	– This is fantastic. – Your heart’s in great shape.	– 那太好了。 – 你的心脏很健康。
[29:27]	While I’m here, I hurt my back a few weeks ago, opening a subzero refrigerator.	既然我来了这里，几星期前我在开冰箱冷冻柜时把背弄伤了。
[29:31]	– Let me schedule you. – Let me buy you a cup of coffee.	– 我给你安排个时间，行吗？ – 我请你喝杯咖啡吧。
[29:34]	– No. I don’t have time. – Let me schedule you.	– 不，我没有时间。 – 我给你安排一下。
[29:35]	What are you doing tomorrow?	你明天干什么？
[29:37]	I’m busy. Why?	呃…我有事。怎么？
[29:39]	I’m going to my old university. They’re honoring me.	因为我要去我以前的大学，他们要授予我名誉学位。
[29:42]	I’m looking for company to come with me.	我想找个伴儿和我一起去。
[29:44]	I don’t think I can get out of this thing,	我想我现在正因为这个而焦头烂额，
[29:46]	but that’s great.	不过那…那太棒了。
[29:48]	Congratulations!	祝贺你啊！
[30:07]	– So you look great. – Thank you.	– 你看上去很不错。 – 噢，谢谢。
[30:09]	You look a little tired.	你看上去有点疲惫。
[30:11]	‘Cause I’m struggling with this book.	是的，因为我正为这本书大伤脑筋，你知道。
[30:14]	Naturally, I spent the advance already.	当然，我已经花了预付金。
[30:17]	and I’m having a tough…	我现在正处在困难…呃…
[30:19]	a tough time.	…困难时期。
[30:21]	The reason that I wanted to have this drink was…	是啊。我想和你一起喝一杯的原因是由于……
[30:23]	Can I get a red wine,	能不能请给我来杯…呃…红酒？
[30:25]	exact same thing that she has, please?	和她喝的一模一样的？
[30:27]	I wanted to be the first to tell you that…	我想让你第一个知道…
[30:29]	I’m getting married.	…我就要结婚了。
[30:31]	Oh, don’t say that!	噢，别这么说！
[30:33]	– Why? – What do you mean, why?	– 为什么？ – 你什么意思，为什么？
[30:35]	Because…	因为…
[30:37]	I love you. How can you get married?	…我爱你。你怎么能结婚呢？
[30:40]	Oh, don’t!	噢，别这样！
[30:41]	– Who? Is it Larry? – Yes, it’s Larry.	– 和谁？是不是拉里？ – 是的，是和拉里。
[30:43]	I knew that!	我就知道！
[30:44]	I don’t fucking believe this!	我他妈简直难以置信！
[30:47]	This guy’s allegedly a friend of mine.	你知道，这家伙自称是我的朋友。
[30:50]	It’s the devil. I should never have introduced you.	这…这…你知道，他是个魔鬼。我根本不应该介绍你们认识。
[30:53]	When Larry’s around, I smell burning sulfur.	拉里一出场，我就闻到硫磺燃烧的味道。
[30:56]	Can we have your blessing? Can I have it?	我们能不能得到你的祝福呢？我能得到吗？
[30:58]	No! You certainly don’t have my blessing!	没门！你得不到。你们当然得不到我的祝福！
[31:02]	I don’t want you to get married.	我不想让你结婚。
[31:04]	I don’t want you to.	我不想你这样。
[31:06]	I should go.	我还是走吧。
[31:07]	I was your pupil.	我是你的学生，
[31:08]	It was Henry Higgins and Eliza Doolittle.	就像亨利・希金斯和伊丽莎・杜利特尔【《窈窕淑女》】。
[31:11]	That’s what it was, and that’s what you loved.	这就是我们的关系，而且你也希望是这样。
[31:13]	But it didn’t work that way. What do you want me to say?	可是结果却不是这样。我…呃…你让我怎么说呢？
[31:16]	Why did you fall in love with me?	你为什么要爱上我啊？
[31:18]	You gave me those endless lectures on love in the Western world.	我是说，是你不厌其烦地给我灌输那些西方世界的爱情观的。
[31:22]	I didn’t think I could. I thought I was too damaged.	我原以为我爱不了你，我原以为自己已经废掉了。
[31:26]	But it’s not…	你知道，可是，实际上…你知道……
[31:28]	I woke up one morning, and I looked at you over breakfast,	有天早上我醒过来，我越过早餐望着你，
[31:32]	and I thought to myself,	我对自己说：
[31:34]	“God, this is what they mean.	“天哪，这就是人们所说的，
[31:36]	“This is what they’re talking about.”	“这就是人们所说的爱啊。”
[31:38]	All those warnings bout how I wasn’t supposed to fall in love with you!	是你一直警告我，让我不要爱上你的啊！
[31:41]	But then I fell in love with you!	我知道。可是我爱上你了啊！
[31:44]	…thought you were another jerk fan…	…以为你也像我其他的愚蠢的粉丝一样，
[31:46]	that I would fuck you,	你知道，我可以和你搞一把，
[31:47]	and move on to the next fan. But it didn’t happen that way.	然后又继续找下一个崇拜者。可是结果却出乎了我的预料。
[31:51]	You were a fan…	你看，一开始你是个崇拜者，
[31:54]	and a follower…	然后成了我的追随者，
[31:55]	and then a pupil…	然后成了我的学生，
[31:57]	and then you were a roommate.	最后你就变成了我的同居者。
[31:59]	And before I knew it,	你知道，还没等我反应过来，
[32:01]	you were the one who had control of the channel changer.	你就已经把我们的电视遥控器攥在手里了。
[32:08]	Harry, I loved you.	哈里，我爱过你。
[32:11]	I was in awe of you.	我崇拜过你。
[32:13]	But I wasn’t in love with you.	但是我没有爱上你。
[32:17]	…to my old university. They’re honoring me, if you can believe that.	…去我以前的大学，他们要授我名誉学位，要是你能相信的话。
[32:21]	Give me a chance to talk you out of it.	和我一起去吧。给我个机会，让我好好说服你。
[32:24]	Spend one day with me.	就和我呆上一天。
[32:25]	I’m getting married tomorrow.	哈里，明天我要结婚了。
[32:27]	– Tomorrow you’re getting married? The day… – Yes, Tomorrow.	– 明天你就要结婚啦？就在他们授我…… – 是的，就在明天。
[32:31]	I can’t fucking believe this!	我他妈简直不能相信！
[32:33]	You’re getting married tomorrow?	你明天就要结婚啦？
[32:35]	Yes. It’s been planned for months.	是的。是的，已经准备了好几个月了。
[32:37]	Don’t do it!	别这么做哪！
[32:45]	While Goldberg was asleep one night,	一天夜里，在戈德伯格入睡之后，
[32:47]	the devil entered his apartment,	魔鬼闯进了他的房间，
[32:49]	and abducted his beautiful blond love,	绑架了他的挚爱，一位金发美女，
[32:51]	and carried her off to hell.	并将她带入了地狱。
[32:53]	The following morning,	第二天早晨，
[32:55]	Goldberg noticed the odd smell of burning sulfur.	戈德伯格注意到了一股奇怪的硫磺燃烧的味道。
[33:03]	Harry Block?	哈里・布洛克？
[33:05]	You’re Cookie?	你是曲奇？
[33:07]	Cookie Williams.	曲奇・威廉斯。
[33:08]	– You wanted me here at ten? – Yeah. Jesus.	– 你让我十点到这里的？ – 是的，天呐。
[33:14]	So… eh…	那么…呃……
[33:16]	You wanna… shall we get to it?	你想…我们这就开始吗？
[33:19]	You don’t want to talk a little first?	你不想先聊上一会儿吗？
[33:22]	Talk? Why?	聊天？为什么？
[33:24]	Really? Most guys don’t like to just jump right into bed…	真的吗？我是说，大多数人不喜欢直接就跳上床，
[33:27]	without a little talking. They think it’s too businesslike.	而不先小谈片刻。他们认为那样太例行公事了。
[33:30]	Oh, not me. I’m not…	噢，我不这样。我不是……
[33:31]	…that you’d tie me up.	……你把我绑起来。
[33:32]	Whatever you want. Let’s get the monetary part out of the way, and then we can relax.	你想怎样就怎样。我们先把钱的因素理清了，然后我们就可以好好放松一下了。
[33:36]	Absolutely.	绝对是，绝对是。
[33:37]	– You get 200? – That’s right.	– 你要二百？给你。 – 没错。好的。
[33:39]	– So you want me to tie you up? – Yeah, tie me up.	– 这么说你想让我把你绑起来，是吗？ – 是的，把我绑起来。
[33:43]	I’d like you to hit me little bit, and give me a blowjob.	我想让你打我那么一下下，然后给我吹喇叭。
[33:46]	A blowjob, then you hit you.	好的。给你吹喇叭，然后打你。
[33:48]	No.	不，不。
[33:49]	Hit me and then the blowjob.	先打我，然后再吹喇叭。
[33:51]	Only get the order right, otherwise, it’s no fun.	只有把顺序弄对了，否则的话，就没意思了。
[33:53]	Tie me up, hit me, give me a blowjob.	绑起来、打我、吹喇叭。
[33:55]	What do you want me to tie you with?	你想让我用什么把你绑起来呢？
[33:57]	Well, truth is, I thought you were gonna wear stockings.	呃，你知道，实际上，我以为你会穿上长袜呢。所以……
[34:01]	Cookie, you’re a definite artist.	曲奇，你绝对是个艺术家，绝对的。
[34:03]	They should put your lips in the Smithsonian.	他们应该把你的嘴唇收集到 “史密森学会”的博物馆里。
[34:06]	It took you a long time. I didn’t think you’d make it.	你用了好长时间才来啊，我以为你来不了了呢。
[34:09]	I was having a little problem focusing for a while.	是啊，我知道。有那么一会儿，我集中不了精神。
[34:11]	Finally, I got the right fantasy.	最后，我总算找到了正确的幻想。所以……
[34:14]	I thought of a woman I saw on Sixth Avenue today,	我想起了今天我在第六大街遇到的一个女人，
[34:16]	and I coupled her with Svetlana Stalin.	我把她和斯维特兰娜・斯大林联系了起来，
[34:19]	It’s the daughter of the dictator. It worked for me.	就是那个独裁者的女儿，果然对我管用。
[34:22]	What do you take medicine for?	你为什么要吃那些药？
[34:25]	Me? Depression.	我？抑郁。
[34:26]	What are you depressed about?	你抑郁什么呢？
[34:28]	Depressed. Don’t you ever get depressed?	抑郁就是抑郁。你就从来没抑郁过吗？
[34:31]	Doesn’t your work ever get you down?	我问你，你的工作从没让你情绪低落过吗？
[34:33]	It’s okay. Beats the hell out of waitressing.	还行吧。比去当女招待他妈强多了。
[34:36]	It’s funny.	你知道，这太滑稽了。
[34:37]	Every hooker I ever speak to tells me it beats waitressing.	我碰到的每一个鸡都告诉我干这个比去当女招待他妈强多了。
[34:41]	Waitressing’s got to be the worst job in the world.	当女招待一定是这个世界上最他妈差劲的工作了。
[34:43]	It’s unbelievable.	不可思议。
[34:45]	What are you sad about?	你为什么难过呢？
[34:47]	I’m spiritually bankrupt. I’m empty.	我…我精神上破产了，我空空如也。
[34:50]	What do you mean?	你什么意思？
[34:51]	I’m frightened.	我…我…我感到恐惧。我……
[34:54]	I got no soul. You know what I mean?	我没有了灵魂。你明白我的意思吗？
[34:56]	Let me put it this way. When I was younger, it was less scary…	这么跟你说吧，在我年轻的时候，较之于…
[35:00]	waiting for Lefty than it is waiting for Godot.	…等待戈多，我比较不害怕等待左派分子。
[35:03]	Aw, you lost me.	噢，你把我搞糊涂了。
[35:05]	You know that the universe is coming apart?	你知道整个宇宙正在分崩离析吗？你知道，可是……
[35:09]	You know what a black hole is?	你知道什么是黑洞吗？
[35:10]	Yeah. That’s how I make my living.	知道，那是我谋生的饭碗。
[35:13]	You know, I gotta tell you, Cookie, a great writer named Sophocles…	你知道，我想告诉你，曲奇，有个伟大的【古希腊悲剧】作家名叫索福克勒斯，
[35:17]	said that it was probably best not to be born at all.	他说，如果人压根不出生，也许是最好的结果【《俄底浦斯在科洛诺斯》】。
[35:20]	Honey, it’s a little too late for that.	噢，亲爱的，你现在说这个有点儿晚了吧。
[35:22]	I fought it. I didn’t want to come out. They had to come in and get me.	我抗争过，你知道，我不想出来，是他们硬生生地伸进去把我拽出来的。
[35:27]	You want another blowjob?	你想我再给你吹一次喇叭吗？
[35:31]	How come?	为什么？
[35:32]	It’s on the house. No charge.	我请客，不收你钱。
[35:33]	‘Cause them pills you takin’ sure ain’t working.	因为你吞的那些药片肯定他妈的不管用。
[35:37]	I’m just in a peculiar mood tonight.	只是今晚我的心情比较特殊，
[35:39]	Because I had some bad news today.	你知道，因为白天我得到了个坏消息。
[35:42]	Let me ask you a question. What are you doing tomorrow?	嘿，我想问你一下，你明天打算干什么？
[35:45]	Hustlin’.	拉客啊。
[35:47]	Yeah? Why don’t you come with me?	是吗？不如你和我一起去？
[35:49]	Where?	去哪儿？
[35:50]	I’m going up to my old school ’cause they’re gonna honor me.	我要去我以前的学校，因为他们想授我名誉学位。
[35:54]	I got nobody to share it with.	我没什么人可以一起分享。
[35:56]	I’m serious. Come with me.	我是认真的。和我一起去吧。嘿…
[35:58]	I’ll give you 500 bucks for the day.	我会…我会给你一天五百块。
[36:00]	Sleep here tonight, come up with me tomorrow.	今晚睡在这里，明天和我一起去。
[36:03]	How come you got all this money?	你怎么会留着这么多现钱的？
[36:04]	I always keep hooker money around, ’cause, you know…	我手头总是留着招鸡的钱，因为，你知道……
[36:06]	I once paid by check years ago, and the IRS killed me.	几年前我曾用支票支付过，国税局的人差点要了我的命。
[36:22]	Fay, when you get this message, if it’s not too late,	菲伊，如果你能听到这条口信，如果还来得及的话，
[36:26]	I don’t want you to get married.	我希望你别去结婚。
[36:28]	Because I love you,	因为我爱你，
[36:30]	and I want to marry you. You…	我想和你结婚。你……
[36:34]	I was looking at…	我刚才…我刚才在读…
[36:37]	my last book,	…我的上一本书，
[36:38]	at the part where we met.	在读我们相遇的那一部分。
[36:41]	I tried to exaggerate it to make it funny,	你知道，我试图稍事夸张，为的是有趣一点。
[36:45]	but it was actually very romantic.	但实际上那还是相当浪漫的。
[36:49]	– She can’t hear. – I’m in town.	– 她听不到。 – 我在城里。
[36:51]	Norman’s meeting me for Les Mis. I have a free hour.	诺曼和我约好了去看《悲惨世界》。我有一小时的空闲时间。
[36:55]	I don’t know if I can.	我…我不知道能否脱身。
[36:56]	I got our usual place at the Wyndham. It’s been almost two weeks.	我已经订了我们的老地方，“温德姆酒店”。我们几乎有两星期没见了。
[37:01]	We’ll have to make it fast. I can’t make it believable for so long.	我们一定得动作快点，我不可能呆那么长时间而不引起怀疑。
[37:09]	You’ll be back in an hour.	我说，你一小时内就可以回去了，
[37:11]	I have to be done by then anyway.	反正在那之前我也必须结束。
[37:17]	Think I’ll take awalk.	我想出去走走。
[37:19]	Now?	现在？
[37:22]	Yes, ‘Cause I thought that I would just…	噢，是的，因为我想我就…你知道，
[37:25]	just to get some fresh air.	我去透点儿新鲜空气。
[37:30]	Okay.	行啊。
[37:58]	Excuse me.	对不起，
[37:59]	Are you Harry Block?	你是哈里・布洛克？
[38:01]	Yes.	是的，是我。
[38:03]	– Your writing has been so meaningful to me. – Thank you very much.	– 噢，天呐，你写的东西对我影响太大了。 – 噢，非常感谢，谢谢。
[38:07]	Can’t believe I’m in the elevator with you.	不敢相信我和你同坐一部电梯。
[38:09]	It’s no big deal.	是啊，没什么大不了的。
[38:11]	Are you staying here?	你住在这里？
[38:13]	No. I’m meeting someone.	噢，不。不，我来见个人。
[38:25]	Oh, my God! What is this?	噢，我的天哪！这怎么回事？
[38:28]	– It’s stuck again. – again?	– 电梯又卡住了。 – 又卡住了？
[38:30]	If this was one of my stories, this elevator would get stuck between floors,	如果拿这作为我的一个小说的话，我会写，电梯在楼层间卡住了，
[38:34]	and the two of us would start a major affair and fall in love.	我们两个就此展开了一段重要的恋情，堕入了情网。
[38:48]	Promise me that you won’t fall in love with me.	答应我你不会爱上我。
[38:51]	No?	不要吗？
[38:52]	Definitely not. Not a good idea.	不要，绝对不要。那不是个好主意。
[38:55]	Why?	为什么？
[38:57]	Because I’m…	因为我…
[38:58]	I’m too screwed up.	…我太神经了。
[39:00]	I have…	你知道，我…我有…
[39:03]	too many quirks.	太多的…太多的怪癖，太多的…太多的……
[39:07]	I have trouble being faithful.	你知道，我…我做不到对谁忠诚，我做不到…你知道……
[39:11]	I have too many phobias and craziness..	我有太多的恐惧和疯狂……
[39:14]	Yeah, but I fell in love with you before I met you,	是啊，可是在我遇见你之前，我就已经爱上你了，
[39:17]	when I read you.	在我读你的书的时候。
[39:18]	Yes, but you fell in love with my work.	是的，可那是你爱上了我的作品。
[39:21]	That’s a different thing.	那是…那是两码子事。
[39:24]	I love your work. I love your imagination.	我热爱你的作品，我热爱你的想象力，
[39:27]	I love it.	我热爱它们。
[39:29]	But this is not a book. You know what I mean?	可…可现实不是一本书。你明白我的意思吧。
[39:33]	We’re not characters in a fictional thing.	我们不是某个虚构的东西里面的人物。我是说，这是……
[39:37]	– So don’t fall in love with me. – Kiss me.	– 所以说别…别爱上我。 – 吻我。
[39:40]	– Promise you won’t fall in love with me. – No, kiss me.	– 答应我你不会爱上我。 – 不，吻我。
[39:43]	– Promise… Promise. – I promise.	– 答应…答应我。 – 我答应你。
[40:00]	Thank you.	谢谢。
[40:04]	The subway took forever. Sorry.	我…我…地铁好慢。对不起。
[40:07]	You said you weren’t coming.	我…你说你不来的。
[40:09]	What do you mean?	你什么意思？
[40:10]	– We said ten. I’m sure that’s what we said. – No.	– 不，我们说好了十点，我肯定是这么说的。 – 不，我们离开……
[40:13]	I called you last night, and I said I got out of my thing.	我昨晚打电话给你，我说我今天没事了。
[40:15]	When did you call me?	你打电话给我啦？什么时候打的？
[40:17]	I called you at 9:30 last night. You don’t remember?	我昨晚九点半打的。你不记得啦？
[40:19]	You were writing, I interrupted.	你正在写作，我打断了你。
[40:20]	– We spoke on the phone? – Of course, Absolutely.	– 我们在电话里谈话啦？ – 当然，绝对的，你和我说话了。
[40:24]	My mind has been playing tricks.	天，我的大脑一定和我开了个玩笑。
[40:26]	This is Cookie Williams. This is Richard.	这是曲奇…曲奇・威廉斯。这是我朋友理查德。
[40:28]	– Hello. – How ya doing?	– 你好！ – 你好！
[40:29]	What’s so special about this honor?	这项荣誉究竟有什么特别的地方嘛？
[40:30]	The man is being honored by the school that expelled him.	这人是去以前开除他的学校接受荣誉头衔。
[40:33]	If only Hilly could see me, he’d be so proud.	是啊，要是希利能看到就好了，他会很为此骄傲的。
[40:36]	I know, and it’s sad, but short of kidnapping, he ain’t coming.	是啊，我知道，很不幸。除非你绑架他，他不可能来。
[40:41]	Oh, dear!	噢，天哪！
[40:44]	– This is ridiculous. – Don’t worry.	– 这太荒唐了。 – 别担心。
[40:46]	You’re going to get in trouble. Come on, boys.	你会惹麻烦的，亲爱的。快点，赶紧回来！
[40:52]	Dad? What is it?	爸爸？怎么了？
[40:53]	– Hilly, Where you going? – We’re not going to school today.	– 希利，你去哪里？ – 不，我们今天不上学了。
[40:56]	What are you doing? Stop it!	你要干什么？住手！
[40:57]	It’s an emergency.	我有紧急的事情。
[40:58]	What are you doing? Come on! You! Stop it!	你想干嘛？出来，希利！嘿，你给我住手！住手！
[41:02]	You can’t do this!	你不能这样！
[41:04]	Hilly, get out of the car!	希利，快下车！快下车，希利！
[41:07]	Somebody stop this man! He’s a deviant!	嘿，快来人让他住手啊！这人是个变态！
[41:10]	Somebody stop him! Somebody call the police!	快来人阻止他啊！快来人叫警察啊！
[41:14]	When the red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin’ along,	当红红的知更鸟蹦啊蹦地蹦出来，
[41:17]	– Go faster. – along.	– 再开快点。 – 蹦出来。
[41:19]	There’ll be no more sobbin’ when he starts throbbin’ his old sweet song.	当它颤声唱起古老而甜美的歌曲，就不会再有啜泣。
[41:24]	– Come on. – Wake up, wake up, you sleepyhead.	– 快点啊。 – 醒来，醒来，你这个懒虫。
[41:27]	Get up, get up, get out of bed.	起来，起来，快点起床。
[41:30]	Cheer up, cheer up, the sun is red.	打起精神，打起精神，太阳已经红彤彤。
[41:32]	Live, love, laugh, and be happy.	生活，爱情，欢笑，永远幸福。
[41:40]	– It’s fabulous up here! – It’s beautiful. I love it.	– 天哪，这里的景色太别致了！ – 非常美，我喜欢。
[41:42]	Look, a ferris wheel!	瞧那儿，摩天轮！
[41:44]	– Look at the swings! – Want to go?	– 哇，看那秋千！ – 想玩吗？
[41:46]	Yeah!	想！
[41:53]	Very good!	你好棒哦！
[41:55]	Would you like this?	你喜欢这吗？
[41:59]	Dad, high-five!	爸，击掌！
[42:06]	I am going to smoke this joint. You want some?	我要吸根麻烟，你想来点吗？
[42:08]	No. I can’t stand that stuff.	不，我受不了那玩意儿。
[42:10]	You see that place there?	你看见那边那房子没有？
[42:12]	That Red Apple Rest?	就那个“红苹果餐馆”？
[42:14]	Years ago,	几年前，
[42:16]	my then wife Jane and I…	我那时的妻子珍妮和我…
[42:18]	were coming from Connecticut… her sister’s house,	…从她妹妹在康涅狄格的家回来，
[42:21]	and we had this awful fight.	我们大吵了一顿。
[42:23]	She was having her period, and we stopped there to get water for her Midol.	她正来例假，我们停车找水，因为她要吃“布洛芬”【镇痛药】。
[42:26]	I don’t want a child!	我不想要小孩！
[42:28]	Don’t bring it up, especially in front of my parents.	所以我希望你别老跟我提这事，特别是在我父母面前。
[42:30]	– I don’t understand you. – We’ve discussed it!	– 我搞不懂你。 – 你必须搞懂，哈里，我们已经讨论过了！
[42:33]	– Don’t I get a vote? – You have a child!	– 是的，可我说过我的意见了吗？ – 你已经有个孩子了！
[42:36]	– Who I never get to see! – That’s not my fault!	– 是的，可那孩子我难得一见！ – 那不能怨我！
[42:38]	I like being a father.	我喜欢成为父亲。
[42:40]	I chose a different life than Lucy. You knew that when you married me.	我选择过与露西不一样的生活，和我结婚时你就知道这一点。
[42:43]	You’re dedicated to work. That means we can’t have children.	好吧，你很专注于你的工作，那就意味着我们不能有孩子了。
[42:46]	Since when are you a family man?	打什么时候起，你成了这么在乎家庭的男人啦？
[42:48]	Don’t think I don’t see you staring at my sister Lucy.	别以为我没注意到你盯着我妹妹露西的样子。
[42:51]	What?	什么？
[42:52]	Don’t play ignorant.	噢，别装无辜了。
[42:53]	You watch her walk and sit.	无论她走着还是坐着，你都盯着她看。
[42:55]	You can’t keep your eyes off her toes!	你…你的眼神没离开过她半步！
[42:57]	Are you fucking nuts? What are you suggesting?	没离她半步？你是不是他妈的疯了啊？你究竟什么意思啊？
[43:01]	I wouldn’t put it past you if you were dying to have a thing with her.	我的意思是，我一点也不会觉得意外，说你恨不能和她产生点什么瓜葛。
[43:05]	She’s a neurotic, suburban Hausfrau!	她是个神经病，一个乡下家庭主妇！
[43:08]	I have no interest in her. Zero. Nothing.	我对她一点兴趣也没有。零蛋，毫无。
[43:10]	Your level of denial is a little intense.	你否定的级别也过强了一点吧。
[43:13]	You’re suffering from a premenstrual nuclear meltdown.	亲爱的，你这是受到了 “经前核子灾变症”的影响。
[43:17]	You want a hit?	你想来一口吗？
[43:19]	No. That smoke is killing me.	嗯？噢，不。不…不，那烟会要我命的。
[43:23]	I’m going to go to the bathroom. I’ll catch you later.	听着，我要去下洗手间，我回头找你。
[43:40]	Cold fish, your third ex-wife.	高傲冷漠，你第三个前妻。
[43:42]	She never would have made a good mother.	她绝不会成为一个好母亲的。
[43:45]	Who are you?	你是谁？
[43:46]	– It’s me, Ken!	– 是我，肯！
[43:49]	– Ken?	– 肯？
[43:51]	Look at this guy! You created me. Now you don’t recognize me?	瞧这家伙！你创造了我，现在你却认不出我了？
[43:55]	I’m a little bit high because of her smoke…	你知道，她抽烟抽得我有点头晕了……
[43:58]	How’d you ever hook up with Jane?	你怎么会和珍妮在一起的？
[44:00]	Jane was fine. Jane was just having her period, so she was irritable.	珍妮没问题。她只是来例假了，所以她很容易激动。
[44:04]	It wasn’t just her period.	噢，不…不，不只是例假的关系。
[44:06]	She was a cold, selfish woman.	她是个冷漠的、自私的女人。
[44:08]	She’s so self-involved she doesn’t realize her sister hates her.	她太自以为是了，从没意识到她妹妹很讨厌她。
[44:12]	How do you know so much?	嘿，你怎么知道这么多？
[44:15]	I’m just you, thinly disguised.	唔，我就是你啊，稍微改头换面了下。
[44:17]	You gave me a little more maturity and a different name.	我给了我多一点的成熟，一个不同的名字。
[44:21]	What are you saying? That I know this?	你什么意思啊？我了解这些？
[44:24]	Of course you do! That’s why you picked her!	你当然了解！这就是你选中她的原因！
[44:26]	So it wouldn’t work, so you’d never have to give up…	你们之间肯定没戏，这样一来，你就用不着放弃…
[44:28]	sport-fucking and chronic dissatisfaction and grow up.	…你那到处胡搞的习性和持续的不满，不用成熟起来。
[44:32]	I’m not going to get lectured by my own creation.	嘿，我…我可不愿意站在这里，听我自己创造出的人物给我上什么课。
[44:36]	You can’t fool me.	嗯…你骗不了我。
[44:37]	I’m not like your shrink. He only knows what you tell him.	我可不像你的心理医生，他只知道你告诉他的东西，
[44:41]	I know the truth.	而我知道事实。
[44:42]	And her sister, Lucy,	…她妹妹露西，
[44:44]	another head-case.	一样神经兮兮的。
[44:46]	You sure can pick ’em.	哇，你一定很喜欢这样的人。
[44:48]	But even she was better than Jane.	但即便是她，也比珍妮要好。
[44:50]	More maternal, and she loved you.	更加成熟，而且她爱你。
[44:53]	You weren’t there the day your bomb dropped on her, but…	你向她投下炸弹的那天你并不在场，不过…
[44:56]	take a look.	…你可以自己看一下。
[44:59]	He left me!	他离开了我！
[45:01]	ur marriage is finished!	结束了，我们的婚姻结束了！
[45:03]	I’m so sorry to hear that.	听到这个我很难过。
[45:06]	Are you shocked?	你感到震惊吗？
[45:07]	Yes and no.	既震惊也不震惊。
[45:09]	Things have not been very good for some time.	我们之间不怎么对劲已经有些时日了。
[45:12]	I knew he played around.	我知道他在外面瞎搞。
[45:15]	Did you? You never mentioned that.	是吗？没听你说过啊。
[45:17]	I don’t like to discuss my private life.	我不喜欢谈论我的私生活。
[45:20]	First suspected Lynn, his editor. Then I thought…	起初我怀疑是琳恩，他的编辑。然后我又想，
[45:23]	it might be Allison Davis, a friend of ours.	不，可能是艾丽森・戴维斯，我们的一个朋友。
[45:27]	I even thought he might have a crush on you.	我甚至想到他也许对你很有兴趣。
[45:30]	Me?	我？
[45:32]	You’re beautiful and we’ve spent a lot of time together,	是啊。你很漂亮，我们经常在一起，
[45:36]	and you two get along very well.	你们俩也很合得来。
[45:38]	Obviously, I knew you never would in a million years, but…	听着，显然，我知道打死你你也不会，可是…
[45:42]	I imagined he longed for you.	…我想象得出他很想得到你。
[45:45]	I even heard him mention your name in his sleep.	我有次甚至听到他在梦里提到了你的名字。
[45:50]	My goodness.	我的天哪。
[45:53]	Well…	可是……
[45:56]	That’s absurd.	这太荒谬了，我是说……
[45:59]	Really!	真的！
[46:01]	You’re all red.	你脸怎么这么红？
[46:03]	No!	没有啊！没有！
[46:07]	Are you okay?	露西，你没事吧？
[46:09]	Look…	听着……
[46:11]	since we’re talking openly…	既然我们坦诚相谈，
[46:14]	I have a confession to make.	我有件事要交代。
[46:17]	Yes?	什么？
[46:18]	Look…	你看……
[46:21]	Life sometimes takes very strange twists and turns.	生活之路，有时就是会很奇怪地曲曲弯弯、起起落落。
[46:26]	It overwhelms us, and we’re not responsible for our feelings.	我们无力掌控，我们也无法把握我们的感情，
[46:29]	Everybody’s feelings are irrational.	每个人的感情都是非理性的。
[46:31]	But to hear from your husband that he found another woman!	是的。可是要是你丈夫亲口告诉你他已经有了另一个女人！
[46:35]	He said that?	他…他是这么说的吗？
[46:36]	He said his future is all mapped out.	他说他的未来已经都规划好了。
[46:41]	Oh… Jane…	噢…珍妮……
[46:44]	I’m going to be totally frank with you.	我想对你完完全全地开诚布公，
[46:47]	– Just try and hang on and understand. – What? I’m being replaced.	– 你要尽量把持住，试着去理解。 – 什么？我要被取而代之了。
[46:50]	But it doesn’t have to be a nightmare,	是的，是的。但那也不一定非得变成个噩梦啊，
[46:52]	if we’re all just mature about it.	要是我们能成熟地对待它的话。
[46:54]	Replaced by a 25-year-old.	被一个25岁的女人取而代之。
[46:58]	– Excuse me? – A 25-year-old.	– 你说什么？ – 一个25岁的女人，
[47:00]	A wanna-be writer. Fay Sexton is her sexy name.	一心想成为作家。菲伊・塞克斯顿是她性感的名字。
[47:06]	What’s the matter? Now you’re white!	你怎么了？现在你又满脸苍白！
[47:11]	Lucy, have you eaten anything today?	露西，你今天吃过什么没有？
[47:16]	Have a drink. Finish that.	露西，喝口水吧，喝口水。把它喝完。
[47:20]	– Hard to believe him when he’s a liar. – I’m weak.	– 很难相信他，他这样个大骗子。 – 我感到很虚弱。
[47:27]	What’s wrong?	露西，你到底怎么啦？
[47:28]	You’d think he dumped you.	好像是他把你甩了似的。
[47:31]	I know you feel bad for me, but I can handle it.	听着，我知道你为我难过，可我能够挺得过去。
[47:34]	– Air! – I’m in shock today, but…	– 空气！空气！ – 我今天深感震惊，可我……
[47:37]	I want to speak to Fay.	我想找菲伊说话。
[47:39]	It’s Harry Block. I’ve been trying to reach her.	不，我是哈里・布洛克。昨晚我就开始找她。
[47:42]	No, it’s an emergency. I gotta talk…	不，有紧要的事情。我一定要和她说……
[47:45]	Tell her to call me back. It’s the car number.	告诉她给我回电话。她有我的号码，是车上的号码。
[47:49]	Yes. The car!	是的，我的车！
[47:50]	Give up. She’s in love with someone else.	哈里，放弃她吧，她现在爱的是别人。
[47:53]	– This guy is too old for her. – He’s younger than you!	– 那家伙对她来说太老了。 – 他比你还年轻啊！
[47:55]	I’m much too old for her. It’s ridiculous.	嘿，那我对她来说老得太多了。简直荒谬至极。
[47:58]	Because of my immaturity, I have a boyish quality that works.	可是考虑到我的未成熟性，我有种讨人喜欢的孩子般的品格。
[48:01]	Is it much longer, Dad?	还有多长的路啊，爸爸？
[48:02]	– We were just at the fair. You walked, ate. – You’re speeding.	– 我们才在游乐场停过。你走了走，吃了东西。 – 你快点开。
[48:05]	– About how much longer is it? – It won’t be long.	– 大概还要多长时间啊？ – 不会太长了。
[48:08]	Okay, my sister lives ten minutes from here.	好吧，我…我妹妹住在离这儿十分钟的地方。
[48:11]	We’ll surprise her. It’ll be fun.	我们拐过去，我们让她惊喜一下。那一定很有意思。
[48:13]	– You can eat and walk around. – She’s your half-sister.	– 你可以吃点东西，你可以散散步。 – 她实际上只是你的半个妹妹【同父异母】。
[48:16]	But it’ll still be ten minutes,	是的，她是我半个妹妹，可是仍然要开上十分钟，
[48:18]	not five, just because she’s a half-sister.	不会因为她只是我的半个妹妹，就只要五分钟了。所以……
[48:25]	It’s wonderful!	你写得太棒了！
[48:27]	– It is so funny. – Do you think so?	– 噢，真太有趣了。 – 你这样认为的？
[48:29]	– And it’s really sad. – You’re so sweet.	– 是的，真的有点儿悲伤。 – 你对我太好了。
[48:31]	I really loved it.	我真的很喜欢。
[48:32]	You’re so great. You’re so kind to me.	你太好了，你对我太体贴了。
[48:34]	You have such a sweet, kind instinct.	你知道，你有种温柔体贴的本能。
[48:38]	Don’t do that.	哈里，别这样。
[48:40]	I count on you to be critical,	我指望你对我非常挑剔，
[48:43]	to really be tough. You’re too easy on me.	对我非常严厉。可你太迁就我了。
[48:46]	What was wrong with the story?	怎么了？这故事哪儿不好啦？
[48:48]	What’s wrong is that it had…	不好之处在于它…
[48:50]	it had no energy.	它没有活力。
[48:52]	I became discouraged with it.	你知道，我越写越没信心。
[48:54]	It doesn’t release any power. It came to nothing.	它没有释放任何力量，空洞无物。
[48:57]	I thought it was really touching.	不。我认为它真的很令人感动。
[48:59]	You knew when the boy grew up, he would never learn to love. It was beautiful.	我是说，你知道当那孩子长大以后，他将永远也学不会去爱。写得很漂亮啊！
[49:03]	I think your problem is…	我认为你的问题是…
[49:05]	that you love too easily, and too much.	…你太容易去爱了，有点滥爱。
[49:08]	I think you’re beautiful, and great,	我认为你很漂亮，你很棒，
[49:11]	and too kind to me, and lovely.	对我太好，非常可爱。
[49:14]	But you’re not in love with me.	但是你还是没爱上我。
[49:17]	I told you not to fall in love with me, and I meant that.	我告诉过你不要爱上我，我不是光说说而已。
[49:20]	But I still have not been able to figure out why.	是的，可我还是无法想明白这是为什么。
[49:24]	Why? Because I’m the boy in that story,	为什么？因为我就是那个故事里的小男孩，
[49:28]	and I can’t love.	我无法去爱。
[49:30]	So, I don’t want you to get into anything.	所以，我不希望你卷到什么事情里面来。
[49:32]	You love Hilly.	可你爱希利。
[49:34]	What?	什么？
[49:35]	You love Hilly.	你爱希利。
[49:39]	Sure. I love Hilly.	当然，我爱希利。
[49:41]	Because Hilly’s my son. It’s easy to love a little kid.	因为希利是我的儿子。爱一个小孩子很容易。你知道，可……
[49:45]	– You love music. – Yes, I love music.	– 是啊，你也爱音乐， – 是的，我爱音乐。
[49:48]	And you love baseball.	你也爱棒球。
[49:49]	Baseball’s also easy, because it has rules, it has foul lines.	也很容易爱棒球，因为它有规则，它有边界，你知道。
[49:53]	But women are complicated.	可是女人就太复杂了。
[49:58]	Happy birthday!	生日快乐！
[49:59]	You’re kidding!	噢，你开玩笑！
[50:01]	Come on, open it up.	快点，快把它打开。
[50:03]	You didn’t have to get me anything.	你没必要送我什么东西。
[50:06]	It’s probably another sweater, right?	也许又是件运动衫，对吗？
[50:09]	A baseball signed by the 1951 Giants.	1951年“【纽约】巨人队”签过名的棒球。
[50:13]	Really! That’s so great!	真的啊！这简直太棒了！
[50:15]	– The ’51 Giants were… – Bobby Thomson.	– 51年的“巨人队”是… – 鲍比・汤姆森。是的，在这里。
[50:17]	They were the one genuine miracle of my lifetime!	…我这辈子里看到过的一个真正的奇迹！这太棒……
[50:20]	When he hit that home run,	当他击出那个本垒打，
[50:22]	that was the only hint I’ve ever had there may be a God.	那是我得到的唯一的一次暗示，也许上帝是存在的。这简直，你知道……
[50:27]	What made you think of that?	你怎么想到这主意的？
[50:30]	It was easy.	很简单。
[50:33]	You are the greatest.	你最棒了。
[50:35]	It’s your birthday today, so you get any wish you want.	今天是你生日，所以你的任何愿望都能满足，
[50:37]	Anything at all that would make your day special.	任何愿望，能使你今天过得特别有意义。
[50:42]	You are the greatest. I don’t deserve you.	你最棒了，我配不上你。
[50:45]	You’re too…	你太……
[50:47]	Too what?	太什么？
[50:55]	We were driving. We thought we’d stop in to see you.	你看我们开车经过，我们想该过来看看你们。
[50:58]	Come in!	进来！快进来！
[50:59]	This is Richard. This is Cookie.	这是理查德，这是曲奇。
[51:01]	I’m your Aunt Doris. You won’t remember me.	你好，宝贝，我是你姑姑多丽丝，你一定不记得我了。
[51:04]	Remember your Uncle Burt?	还想得起来你伯特姑父吗？
[51:05]	You haven’t seen him in awhile.	你有阵子没见到他了，
[51:07]	It’s been a long while.	已经有很长时间了。
[51:08]	Would you like a cookie or something like that?	你想不想吃点什么东西呢？比如曲奇之类的？
[51:12]	Come in the kitchen here.	到厨房这儿来。
[51:14]	I got to go to the bathroom. Where’s the john?	我想上一下洗手间，厕所在哪儿，亲爱的？
[51:17]	The bathroom. You just go right through there.	噢，洗手间，是的，你一直往那儿走。
[51:19]	– Over there? – Yeah.	– 那边吗？ – 对。
[51:20]	So, I thought we’d drop in.	你看，我想我们该进来拜访一下。
[51:25]	You’re the last person I ever expected to see.	天呐，我从没想过你会过来。
[51:28]	Don’t say that, Doris.	别这么说，多丽丝。
[51:30]	– And what’s with Cookie? – Cookie’s the nanny.	– 曲奇是干什么的？ – 曲奇是保姆。
[51:32]	Where did you get her from, an agency or a massage parlor?	保姆？你从哪儿雇的她，从职介所还是按摩厅？
[51:35]	She’s sweet. What are you picking on…	噢，天哪，她是个不错的女孩。你又拿我开……
[51:38]	Still with the sexpots, the tramps, the vilda chayes.	还是和荡妇、妓女、野货们混在一起。
[51:41]	She’s got a Ph.D.	噢…她拿了博士学位的，这女孩。
[51:43]	I don’t know how she did on her written, but I’m sure she got an A-plus on her oral.	是吗？我不知道她的笔头成绩怎么样，但我确信，她的口头考试拿的是“特优”。
[51:47]	Give me a break! I drive upstate,	嘿，你饶了我吧！行吗？我…我驱车往北去，
[51:49]	I take the time to drop in to say hello.	我花时间来拜访，向你们问声好。
[51:52]	Can you believe they’re honoring me at Adair? I can’t believe it.	你能相信他们要在阿黛尔授我荣誉吗？我不敢相信。
[51:55]	Not that I care, but it’s great for Hilly to see me.	我才不在乎那个呢，不过让希利看看，我想倒是很不错。
[51:59]	The last time I saw him, he was six years old.	上次我看到他时，他才六岁。
[52:01]	You don’t exactly contact me, either.	是啊，你看你好像也没联系过我啊。
[52:04]	I know what you think of me.	是啊，我知道你怎么看我。
[52:05]	Please, Doris, don’t start in.	噢，拜托，多丽丝，别又来了。
[52:08]	Am I wrong? It’s all over your book.	怎么？我说错了吗？都在你书里面写着呢――
[52:10]	“Jewish,” “too Jewish,” “professionally Jewish.”	“犹太人”、“过于犹太人”、 “专业犹太人”。
[52:13]	You attributed it all to your ex-wife Joan, but you gave her the details of my life,	当然你把这些特征都赋予了你前妻琼，可是你用的却是我的生活细节，
[52:17]	because you wanted to depict her with contempt.	因为你就是想轻蔑地将她描绘成那样。
[52:19]	– I don’t know what you’re talking about. – You don’t know what am I talking about?	– 噢，我不知道你在说什么。 – 哦，你不知道我在说什么吗？
[52:23]	You made a picture of your ex as a horror.	你把你前妻描绘成了一个可怕的人。
[52:25]	In order to make that picture unsympathetic, you used some of her.	为了使她的形象令人反感、叫人反胃，你用了一些她的素材。
[52:28]	But mostly, you caricatured my religious dedication.	可总的来说，总体来说，你把我对信仰的虔诚，作了漫画般的讽刺。
[52:32]	Because it always enraged you that I returned to my roots.	因为我的回归本源，一直让你感到恼火。
[52:36]	What roots? You were a wonderful, sweet kid.	什么本源？从前你是个出色、可爱的孩子。
[52:40]	You got me through my childhood.	你知道，我小时候一直很喜欢你。
[52:42]	Then you go to Fort Lauderdale,	然…然后，你知道，你去了劳德代尔堡，
[52:45]	and you meet this fanatic, this zealot.	你碰到了这样个盲信分子、这样个狂热分子。
[52:48]	He fills you full of superstition.	他…他往你脑子里灌满了迷信。
[52:51]	It’s tradition.	那叫传统。
[52:52]	Tradition is the illusion of permanence.	所谓传统只是永久性的一种幻象而已。
[52:55]	You have no values. Your whole life…	你毫无价值观。你整个一生…
[52:57]	it’s nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.	…只有虚无主义、犬儒主义、讽刺挖苦、和高潮快感。
[53:00]	In France, I could run on that slogan and win.	是啊，你知道，在法国，我可以以此为口号参加竞选并赢得胜利。
[53:04]	I’m a Jew. I was born a Jew. Do you hate me because of that?	我是犹太人，生来就是犹太人。你想怎么样？因此而憎恨我？
[53:08]	And if our parents converted…	可要是我们的父母改变了信仰，
[53:10]	to Catholicism a month before you were born, we’d be Catholics,	在你出生前一个月皈依了天主教，那我们就成了天主教徒，
[53:14]	and that would be the end of it.	就是这么个结果。
[53:15]	They’re clubs. They’re exclusionary.	他…他们像属于不同的俱乐部，他们互相排挤，所有那些人。
[53:18]	They foster the concept of “the other”,	你知道，他…他们发明和壮大了 “异己”这个概念，
[53:21]	so you know clearly who you should hate.	你知道，这样你就清楚地知道应该去恨谁。
[53:23]	That’s enough!	你能不能…够了！
[53:24]	Let me ask you a question: If a Jew gets massacred,	我来问你个问题：屠杀一个犹太人，
[53:27]	does that bother you more than if a Gentile gets hurt,	是否比屠杀一个非犹太人，或一个黑人或波斯尼亚人，
[53:30]	or a black or a Bosnian?	更使你难过呢？
[53:32]	Yes, it does. I can’t help it. It’s my people.	是的，是的，是这样的。我没法不难过，那是我们自己人。
[53:36]	They’re all your people.	所有人都应该是你的自己人。
[53:37]	Burt is right about you. You’re a self-hating Jew.	你知道吗？伯特没看错你，你是个自我憎恨的犹太人。
[53:41]	I may hate myself, but not because I’m Jewish.	嘿，也许我是恨我自己，但那不是因为我是犹太族。
[53:44]	He says he’s not a self-hating Jew,	噢，他说他不是个自我憎恨的犹太人，
[53:46]	but look how he talks about them in his stories.	那你看看在他的小说里他是怎么描写他们的。
[53:50]	Max and Dolly Pincus were married for 30 years.	麦克斯和多丽・平克斯结婚已经有三十年了，
[53:53]	They raised two children,	他们养育了两个孩子。
[53:55]	and there was never a family wedding or bar mitzvah where they were not generous participants.	他们从不错过任何一个家庭婚礼或男孩成人礼，他们总是热心的参与者。 “唐纳德，愿力量与你同在”
[53:59]	Max, How are you?	麦克斯，你好吗？
[54:01]	Yossel, mazel tov! Here, for Donald.	尤索尔，恭喜你！拿着，这是给唐纳德的。
[54:04]	Thank you, Max.	谢谢！谢谢你，麦克斯。
[54:10]	Dolly!	多丽！
[54:12]	You got a private minute?	你现在私下里有时间吗，就一分钟？
[54:14]	Sure. We’re leaving anyhow in a few minutes.	当然，当然，反正我们要过几分钟才走。
[54:18]	I don’t know if I should tell you.	我不知道是否该告诉你。
[54:20]	What? Tell me what?	什么？告诉我什么？
[54:22]	Tell me, and I will tell you if you should tell me.	你先告诉我，然后我会告诉你你是否该告诉我。
[54:25]	– My heart is heavy. – What happened?	– 我心里沉甸甸的。 – 什么？出什么事了？
[54:27]	Nothing terrible happened to your husband Phil, did it?	不会是你丈夫菲尔出了什么可怕的事吧，是吗？
[54:30]	– Oh, please! – He’s been dead for so many years.	– 噢，别这么说！ – 他已经去世这么多年了。
[54:33]	When I was in Florida last week,	是这样，当我上个星期在佛罗里达时，
[54:37]	I ran into a man,	我碰到个人，
[54:38]	who heard from someone who knew someone who…	他从一个人那里听说那人认识一个人，他……
[54:42]	Anyway,	简而言之，
[54:43]	it seems Max has some secret from his past.	麦克斯的过去，似乎有一些秘密。
[54:47]	You’re talking about my Max?	麦克斯？你是说我的麦克斯？
[54:49]	– A dark secret. – What kind of a dark secret?	– 是的，一个黑色的秘密。 – 什么样的黑色的秘密？
[54:51]	Dark!	黑色！
[54:52]	What is by you dark?	什么？你的黑色是什么意思？
[54:54]	I don’t know.	我不知道。
[54:56]	What kind of dark secret? We’ve been married for 30 years.	什么样的黑色秘密啊？我们都已经结婚三十年了啊。
[54:59]	You’re his first wife?	你是他的第一个妻子吗？
[55:01]	Sure I’m his first wife.	当然我是他的第一个妻子。
[55:03]	– Before me, he worked for… – Okey, all right.	– 在我之前，他工作在…… – 好吧，好吧。好的。
[55:06]	What?	怎么？
[55:07]	You heard something different?	怎么？你听到什么不同的说法吗？
[55:10]	I heard only a dark secret. Do I know what?	我只听说他有个黑色的秘密，我也不知道那是什么。
[55:13]	Who told you?	谁告诉你的？
[55:16]	Wolf Fishbein.	沃尔夫・费施拜恩。
[55:18]	Be careful, Dolly.	你自己小心，多丽。
[55:20]	That’s all I want to say.	我只想说这么多。
[55:22]	Dolly tried putting Elsie’s words out of her mind,	多丽试着想不去理会埃尔希说的话，
[55:26]	but Max’s dark secret plagued her.	但是麦克斯的黑色秘密令她寝食难安。
[55:28]	Then one day, she ran into Wolf Fishbein,	然后有一天，她遇见了沃尔夫・费施拜恩，
[55:31]	and the truth was revealed.	于是真相就暴露了出来。
[55:34]	Try to breathe deeply.	深呼吸，努力深呼吸。
[55:37]	Elsie, you were right.	你说得对，埃尔希，你说得对。
[55:39]	Fishbein told me a tale.	费施拜恩告诉了我他的事。
[55:41]	Max, before I met him, he lived in Florida.	麦克斯，在遇见我之前，住在佛罗里达。
[55:45]	He had a store–groceries.	他开了家小店――小杂货店。
[55:49]	He was married.	他结过婚。
[55:51]	– He was married… – Now it comes out!	– 他结了婚， – 现在你知道了！
[55:53]	To a woman…	有个老婆…
[55:55]	with two children.	…和两个孩子。
[55:57]	Max had other children?	麦克斯还有另外的孩子？
[55:59]	No. The woman’s children,	不，是那女人的孩子，
[56:01]	from a prior marriage.	和她前夫生的。
[56:05]	He began an affair…	他发生了一段婚外情，
[56:07]	with the downstairs neighbor, a widow.	和他楼下的邻居，一个寡妇。
[56:10]	He probably had all his hair then.	也许他那时头发还都在吧。
[56:13]	Meanwhile, he got into debt,	与此同时，他开始负债，
[56:15]	deeper and deeper.	债台越筑越高。
[56:18]	And then carry on with the neighbor.	一边还和那个邻居胡混。
[56:21]	Oy, my heart.	唉，我的心脏，我的心脏。
[56:25]	He can’t get himself out of a predicament.	所以，他无法使自己摆脱困境。
[56:29]	So what does he do?	你猜他怎么做？
[56:31]	He stole money.	你来告诉我，他去偷钱啦？
[56:33]	I should be so lucky!	要是那样倒好了！
[56:35]	He killed his wife!	他杀了他妻子！
[56:37]	No!	不会吧！
[56:39]	The man purchased an ax.	这个男人买了一把斧子，
[56:41]	With an ax?	用斧子杀人？
[56:43]	You know Max. He’s nothing with tools.	你了解麦克斯，他使不好工具。
[56:45]	He can’t even hang a picture.	他甚至连一幅画都挂不好。
[56:48]	I’m dropping dead!	我要死了！
[56:49]	Plus her children!	还有她的孩子，埃尔希！
[56:52]	Plus a neighbor!	还有那邻居！
[56:54]	Four.	四条人命，
[56:55]	Four people he killed one night with an ax.	他用一把斧子在一个晚上杀了四个人。
[56:58]	Your Max?	你的麦克斯？
[57:01]	– And this is not the capper. – There’s more?	– 这还不是最后的高潮。 – 还有更厉害的？
[57:04]	More!	更厉害的！
[57:07]	What more?	什么更厉害的？
[57:09]	He ate them.	他吃了他们。
[57:11]	What, are you talking crazy?	什么，你不是在说胡话吧？
[57:13]	He devoured them.	埃尔希，他吞食了他们。
[57:16]	I can’t breathe. Everything is closing in.	我透不过气来，这些事朝我扑面而来。
[57:19]	Whatever you do,	不管你想怎么样，
[57:22]	first hear Max’s side.	先听听麦克斯会怎么说。
[57:24]	Max has a side?	麦克斯会怎么说？
[57:26]	He kills his family and eats them up.	他杀了他一家并吃掉了他们。
[57:28]	The man has a side?	这样的人还有什么说法吗？
[57:30]	He was a good husband and a loving father for 30 years.	过去三十年他一直是个好丈夫，是个慈爱的父亲。
[57:34]	You have a daughter who went to college.	你们有个已经在念大学的女儿，
[57:36]	You have a son who’s a writer.	你们有个成了作家的儿子。
[57:39]	Maybe the best course of action is to let sleeping dogs lie.	也许最佳的行动方案就是让睡着的狗继续躺着吧。
[57:44]	Honey, would you pass the sour cream?	亲爱的，麻烦你把酸奶油递给我好吗？
[57:51]	You haven’t touched a thing.	你别扔东西啊。
[57:55]	Nice weather!	天气很好！
[57:57]	It’s okay.	还好吧。
[57:58]	It’s not just okay. It’s nice!	不只是“还好”，天气很好！
[58:01]	All right, all right. What are you getting so steamed up about?	好吧，好吧。什么事让你火气这么大？
[58:05]	What makes you such an authority on the weather?	那什么事又让你成了气象专家啦？
[58:08]	Me?	我？
[58:09]	– All I said was… – I know, I know. I know what you said.	– 我只是说…… – 我知道，我知道，我知道你说什么。
[58:12]	The fish is delicious.	鱼味道很好。
[58:14]	Wouldn’t you rather have meat?	你是不是更想吃肉啊？
[58:16]	– Since when do I eat meat? – Mm-hmm.	– 我什么时候吃过肉啊？ – 嗯…哼。
[58:19]	With my arteries, you gotta watch out for cholesterol.	以我的心血管，我得多注意那些胆固醇。
[58:22]	– Uh-huh. – What is the “uh-huh”?	– 啊哈。 – 你“啊哈”“啊哈”的什么意思啊？
[58:26]	I mean, you’ve been very touchy lately.	我是说，你最近很容易上火。
[58:29]	Don’t interrogate me,	你少来盘问我，
[58:31]	Mr. Max Pinchick!	麦克斯・平契克先生！
[58:39]	Where did you hear that name?	你打哪儿听说这个名字的？
[58:41]	Did you kill your first wife with an ax?	你有没有用把斧子，杀了你第一个老婆？
[58:45]	I got a headache.	我头痛。
[58:46]	Did you chop her up? Along with your mistress?	你有没有劈了她？还有你的情妇？
[58:51]	Okay.	好吧。
[58:53]	If I tell you why I did it, do you promise not to nudge me?	如果我告诉你我为什么这么做，你是不是答应不再纠缠我了？
[58:57]	Wolf Fishbein said, in order to hide the bodies,	沃尔夫・费施拜恩说，为了掩藏尸体，
[59:00]	you ate them!	你吃了他们！
[59:02]	So, what are you making a fuss?	这又有什么大不了的嘛？
[59:04]	Some bury, some burn,	有的人掩埋，有的人火化，
[59:07]	I ate!	我吃了而已！
[59:09]	Enough! I remember “Max Pincus’s Dark Secret”.	够了！我记得《麦克斯・平克斯的黑色秘密》。
[59:12]	That is a disgraceful story. You don’t see your sick view of our parents?	真是个可耻的故事。你不觉得你对我们父母的看法很病态吗？
[59:15]	I wrote it when I was younger.	那是我很年轻的时候写的。
[59:17]	The first of a number of anti-Semitic pieces of work.	这是你系列反犹作品的第一部。
[59:19]	Here he is, direct from the Wailing Wall.	这下他来了，直接从“哭墙”过来的吧。
[59:22]	Disrespectful, shameful.	既无礼又可耻。
[59:23]	The Jews haven’t suffered enough,	难道犹太人所遭受的苦难还不够多吗？
[59:25]	without being depicted by him as homicidal cannibals.	还需要这个人把我们描绘成嗜杀成性、食人生番的恶魔吗？
[59:27]	He has no spiritual center. He’s betting everything on physics and pussy!	他根本没有精神支柱，他把他的一切都押在了物质和烂逼上了。
[59:31]	Excuse the expression.	原谅我的用词。
[59:32]	Wait till he gets cancer.	是啊，等他得了癌症，
[59:33]	He’ll be the first one in synagogue in the front row in a yarmulke.	他就会变成头戴圆顶小帽、第一个跑去犹太教堂、坐在最前排的那个人了。
[59:36]	Why should I get cancer? I eat broccoli.	为什么我会得癌症啊？我经常吃花椰菜，我做所有……
[59:38]	You care even about the holocaust? Or do you think it never happened?	你究竟关不关心大屠杀？还是你认为那压根就没发生过？
[59:43]	Not only do I know that we lost six million,	我不仅知道我们失去了六百万条生命，
[59:45]	but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken.	而且我也清楚，可怕的是记录就是被用来打破的，你知道。
[59:49]	I know what’s out there. Do you have any idea?	我是说，我知道外面世界怎么回事。你们…你们了解吗？
[59:51]	He creates offensive Jewish stereotypes, like in “Der Stuermer”.	他创造出了令人生厌的犹太人的典型，就像《攻击者》【纳粹周报】做的那样。
[59:55]	Max is a version of Daddy, a man you hated,	没错。麦克斯就是爸爸的翻版，一个你憎恨的人，
[59:57]	a man you think was guilty of being a terrible parent.	一个你认为犯了罪的人，一个可怕的父亲。
[1:00:00]	He was a terrible parent.	可他确实是个可怕的父亲。
[1:00:03]	Thank you for dropping by.	谢谢你的顺道来访。
[1:00:04]	Please come again in another four years.	请你再过四年再来吧。
[1:00:06]	Look, wouldn’t it be a better world if not every group…	嘿，你们看，如果不是每一群人都认为他们有和上帝通话的热线，
[1:00:10]	thought they had a direct line to God?	这个世界会不会更加美好一些？
[1:00:12]	He thinks I’m all Jewish paranoia.	他认为我就是个犹太偏执狂。
[1:00:15]	No, I don’t think you’re paranoid. I think you’re the opposite of a paranoid.	不，我不认为你是个偏执狂，我认为你是偏执狂的对立面。
[1:00:18]	You go around with the insane delusion that people like you.	我认为你带着荒唐的错觉而活着，以为人人都喜欢你。
[1:00:31]	– What’s the matter? – You son of a bitch!	– 怎么回事？ – 你个狗娘养的！
[1:00:33]	What’s wrong?	出什么事了？
[1:00:34]	You sick, sick, sick,	你个有病的、讨厌的、恶心的、
[1:00:36]	sick fucking bastard!	变态的狗杂种！
[1:00:37]	What’s wrong?	到底出什么事了？
[1:00:39]	What’s wrong? What do you think is wrong?	出什么事了？出什么事了？你说出什么事了？
[1:00:40]	You’ve been having an affair with one of my patients.	你没有和我的一个病人插上一小腿吗？哈？
[1:00:43]	Who?	和谁啊？你在说什么……？
[1:00:45]	Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about!	别装作你不知道我在说什么！你很清楚我在说什么！
[1:00:47]	– Joan… – Don’t speak!	– 琼…… – 你住嘴！
[1:00:49]	I just talked to her. She told me the whole thing.	我才和她谈过。她告诉了我所有的事。
[1:00:51]	– Who? Who? – Who? Who! Who!	– 谁啊？到底是谁嘛？ – 谁？谁！谁！
[1:00:53]	Mrs. Pollack. Amy Pollack.	波拉克夫人，艾米・波拉克。
[1:00:56]	– Can I explain something? – You know Amy Pollack?	– 我…我能向你解释一下吗？ – 你认识艾米・波拉克吗？
[1:00:58]	No. You cannot explain anything. You little fucking asshole!	不，你什么都不用解释。你个该死的小混蛋！
[1:01:00]	Will you calm down?	你能冷静一下吗？
[1:01:02]	Don’t you tell me to calm down!	别他妈跟我说什么冷静一下！
[1:01:04]	What’s wrong with you?	你怎么回事啊？怎么那么歇斯底里……
[1:01:05]	What is wrong?	我怎么回事？
[1:01:07]	I treat this woman and she exits,	我给这女人治疗，完了她出门，
[1:01:09]	and you meet her and you fuck her!	你…你就认识了她，你就日了她！
[1:01:12]	Supposing I told you that my fucking Amy Pollack…	假如我告诉你我日艾米・波拉克其实象征着一种…
[1:01:15]	was a disguised plea for more closeness with you?	…掩饰起来的恳求，恳求与你更加亲近，你会怎么说？
[1:01:18]	Then I’d say you are a mental case!	噢，天哪，那我会说你真精神有病！
[1:01:21]	– This is you with your first wife. – You’re crazy.	– 就像你对你第一个妻子那样。 – 你疯了。
[1:01:22]	You were claiming you loved her, you couldn’t live without her,	你口口声声说你多么爱她，你多么离不开她，
[1:01:25]	all the while you’re having…	可一转身，你搞的风流韵事…
[1:01:27]	– affair after affair. – My first wife, I told you,	– …一个接着一个。 – 我第一个妻子，我告诉过你，
[1:01:29]	I was laying in bed with her one night. I turned off her.	有天晚上我和她一起躺在床上，我忽然对她提不起性趣来了。
[1:01:33]	Because the way the light struck her,	因为光线打在她脸上的样子，
[1:01:34]	suddenly she looked to me like Max Schmeling.	突然给我的感觉她怎么那么像马克斯・施迈林【德国拳王】。
[1:01:37]	What do you want me to say?	你想让我怎么说？
[1:01:38]	Not that she wasn’t pretty, but she looked like Schmeling. I couldn’t get an erection.	并不是说她不是个漂亮的姑娘，可她看起来太像马克斯・施迈林了，我实在硬不起来。
[1:01:42]	Stop this tap-dancing! This is bullshit, understand me?	你少他妈给我兜圈子了！尽是扯淡，你明白我意思吗？
[1:01:45]	It’s not bullshit. With you it’s a different story. You turned off me!	不是扯淡。可是你的情况完全不同，是你对我没了性趣！
[1:01:48]	That’s what happened ever since Hilly was born.	自从希利出生后，你就变成这样了。
[1:01:51]	You’re the one… We’ve been living like brother and sister. It’s been platonic.	你才是那个…我们只有精神生活，就像是哥哥和妹妹。
[1:01:54]	Don’t you try to play “blame the victim”!	别和我玩“指责受害者”的游戏！
[1:01:56]	What are you talking about?	你这叫什么话啊？我也……
[1:01:57]	I’m as much a victim as you!	嘿，我一点也没比你少受害啊！
[1:02:00]	You think that getting a blow job…	你…你以为对我来说，让一个…
[1:02:02]	from a big-bosomed 26-year-old is a pleasurable thing for me?	…大胸脯的26岁的姑娘给我做口活是一件美事吗？
[1:02:06]	You’re making me sick! I can’t believe this is happening!	噢，你让我恶心！我不能相信你会做出这样的事！
[1:02:10]	– You’re overreacting. – I’m not overreacting!	– 你反应过度了。 – 我没反应过度！
[1:02:13]	Are you trying to tell me that every week for the last four months,	你们俩…你是不是想告诉我说，过去四个月里每星期…
[1:02:16]	you’ve been with her in the hotel?	…你都和她去旅馆开房？
[1:02:19]	Oh, that’s so crazy. No, of course not!	噢，那也太疯狂了。我没有…不，当然没有！
[1:02:22]	I rented an apartment.	你知道，我…我们…我租了间公寓。
[1:02:24]	– I’m gonna kill you! – You’re getting…	– 噢，我要杀了你！ – 你…你这是……
[1:02:29]	Hello, doctor. I’m sorry I’m late.	你…你好，医生。对…对不起，我来晚了。
[1:02:31]	Mr. Farber.	法博先生。
[1:02:33]	Take off your coat. Come in.	把外套脱了，到里面来。
[1:02:49]	I’ve been losing sleep at night.	我晚上…我晚上睡不着觉，
[1:02:52]	I can’t shut my eyes at night.	我夜里合不上眼。我……
[1:02:55]	I think I should quit my job, but I can’t bring myself to do it.	我考虑应该辞掉我的工作，可是我鼓不起勇气这么做。
[1:02:59]	Maybe because my brother-in-law treats me kindly.	也许是因为我姐夫对我很好。
[1:03:03]	But working for him is taking its toll on me emotionally.	可是为他工作，从感情上给我造成了很大的伤害。
[1:03:07]	Could you excuse me, Mr. Farber?	能原谅我失陪一下吗，法博先生？
[1:03:09]	What?	什么？
[1:03:14]	You fucked-up fuck!	你个该死的畜牲！
[1:03:16]	I can’t believe you fucking did this! You fucking asshole!	我他妈不敢相信你干出这样的事！你个该死的混蛋！
[1:03:19]	You fucked my patient? Harry, you don’t fuck somebody’s patient!	你操了我病人？哈里，你不能操其他人的病人！
[1:03:23]	Fuck you!	我操你妈！
[1:03:34]	– Continue, Mr. Farber. – Yeah.	– 请继续，法博先生。 – 好的。
[1:03:39]	I…	我……
[1:03:40]	You lost your thread? You were talking about quitting your job.	想不起说到哪儿了？你说…你说你想辞掉你的工作。
[1:03:43]	Oh, right.	噢，是的。
[1:03:45]	I discussed it with my wife.	你知道，是啊…是这样，我和我妻子商量了一下。
[1:03:50]	While she seems on the surface to be supportive	尽管表面上看她好像很支持我的样子，
[1:03:53]	I know she’d rather I stay on.	可我知道她还是希望我继续做。
[1:03:55]	She idolizes Gordon.	她崇拜戈登。
[1:03:57]	I mean, all the time that’s all she does is spend time with him anyway.	我是说，不然的话，她也不会成天和他呆在一起了。
[1:04:02]	Listen, could you excuse me just one more second, Mr. Farber?	你看，原谅我再失陪一下好么？就一秒钟，法博先生。
[1:04:05]	Again?	还来？
[1:04:06]	Just continue. I can hear you from the hallway. Loudly!	你尽管继续，我可以通过过道听到你说的。大声点！
[1:04:10]	I want you to get out of here.	我想让你从这里搬出去。
[1:04:12]	I want you to get all your goddamn stuff together,	我想让你收拾好你他妈的所有东西，
[1:04:15]	and I want you to get out of here.	我想让你从这里滚出去。
[1:04:16]	You know, I cannot understand why the most sophisticated of women…	你知道，我无法理解，为何世上最练达的女人，
[1:04:21]	can’t tell the difference between…	却分辨不出…
[1:04:22]	a meaningless, hot, passionate sexual affair,	…一段毫无意义的、纵情一时的、激情洋溢的性关系，
[1:04:25]	and a nice, solid, tranquil, routine marriage.	与一桩美好的、坚实的、祥和的平淡婚姻之间的区别。
[1:04:28]	Harry, just tell me something. Was she the only one, or were there others?	告诉我，哈里，你跟我说实话，就她一个人呢，还是有别的什么人？
[1:04:31]	No, Amy Pollack was the only one. May God strike me dead if I’m lying.	没有了。艾米・波拉克是唯一的一个。要是我撒谎，就让上帝劈死我好了。
[1:04:35]	You’re an atheist, Harry!	你是个无神论者，哈里！
[1:04:37]	We’re alone in the universe. Gonna blame that on me, too?	是的。嘿，我们在宇宙中孤独一支，这你也该怪我吗？
[1:04:40]	– Stop that tap-dancing! – Stop that!	– 噢，你又给我兜圈子！ – 别这样！
[1:04:42]	You know, you turned off me first.	你看，是你先对我没有性趣的。
[1:04:44]	Oh, please!	噢，拜托！
[1:04:46]	No. I gave birth. When women give birth…	不，是我生的孩子。你知道，在女人生孩子时，
[1:04:49]	there is a time period when their hormones just sort of go crazy.	有那么个阶段她们的荷尔蒙可能会变得很紊乱。
[1:04:53]	– Yes, but… – But they settle.	– 是的，可是…… – 但她们会平稳下来。
[1:04:55]	Okey. So if you’re telling me that you’re settling, I accept that.	好啊。所以说如果你的意思是你还在平稳，那我接受。
[1:04:59]	You accept that?	那你接受？
[1:05:00]	Oh, Harry, you are so fucking nuts!	噢，哈里，你真他妈是个混蛋！
[1:05:02]	Take it easy!	放轻松点！老天哪……
[1:05:04]	Harry, if you’re not happy in a marriage, you don’t cheat.	如果你觉得婚姻不幸福，你不该欺骗。
[1:05:09]	And with my patient?	居然和我的病人？
[1:05:11]	That is a sacred trust. My patient.	哈里，那是一种神圣的信任，我和病人之间。
[1:05:13]	What do you want? Who else do I meet?	你要我怎么做啊？我还能见到谁啊？
[1:05:15]	I’m here, I’m working in the room, we have the baby,	我成天在这里，我在房间里工作，我们有了小孩，
[1:05:18]	you’re out there practicing, we never socialize.	你总是在那儿看病，我们从没社交活动。
[1:05:21]	So now you’re blaming me,	这么说你现在责怪起我来了，
[1:05:23]	because I don’t go out with you enough places,	因为你我外出得不够多，你没机会…
[1:05:25]	where you can meet strangers to fuck?!	…认识陌生人让你操？！
[1:05:28]	Look…	你看……
[1:05:31]	I was merely explaining to you…	我只是想向你解释一下，
[1:05:33]	why my choice, of necessity,	为什么我别无选择地…
[1:05:36]	– is confined to your practice. – Oh, God.	– …被困在你的诊所里。 – 噢，天哪。
[1:05:39]	I knew you were mentally ill before I married you.	在和你结婚前，我就知道你精神上有病，
[1:05:42]	But I thought because I was a trained professional that I could help you.	可是我想，怎么说我也是个受过专业训练的医生，我可以帮助你。
[1:05:47]	Hey, come on. Don’t…	嘿，得了吧。别……
[1:05:49]	The last thing you wanna do is get down on yourself as a therapist.	别太把自个儿当成个心理治疗专家了。
[1:05:53]	Oh, God!	噢，天哪！
[1:05:55]	I want you to get your shit and get your goddamn clothes,	我要你带上你的破烂玩意儿，我要你拿上你他妈的破衣服，
[1:05:58]	and I want you to get the fuck out of here!	我要你他妈的给我从这里滚出去！
[1:06:01]	You are the most fucking irresponsible person…	你是我这一辈子见到过的、最他妈的…
[1:06:03]	I’ve ever seen in my entire life!	…没有责任感的家伙！
[1:06:05]	And get out!	你给我滚！
[1:06:10]	Continue, Mr. Farber.	继续，法博先生。
[1:06:13]	Doctor…	医生……
[1:06:14]	And I mean tonight, motherfucker!	我是说今晚，我操你妈个逼！
[1:06:25]	Dad, my Pepsi!	爸，我的百事可乐！
[1:06:34]	So you got even with your ex-wife and with your sister, and I was born?	这么说为了报复你的前妻和你妹妹，所以我就诞生了？
[1:06:38]	Born? What are you talking about?	诞生？你什么意思啊？
[1:06:39]	From your pen. From your fertile imagination.	诞生于你笔尖，诞生于你那丰富的想象力。
[1:06:42]	And I mean, imagination.	我是说，你想象出来的。
[1:06:44]	I wasn’t trying to get even with Joan.	嘿，我可没想着要报复琼。
[1:06:46]	You created me as the shrewish, Jewish hybrid…	噢，你把我塑造成了这样一个泼妇加犹太人的混合形象，
[1:06:49]	who goes off with another patient,	跟她的另一个病人跑了，
[1:06:50]	an orthodox divorcee from Tel Aviv.	一个从特拉维夫来的正统的离婚者。
[1:06:53]	My sister never should have married Burt. This guy’s turned her into a zealot.	可我妹妹根本不应该嫁给伯特。你知道，那家伙把她变成了个宗教狂热分子。
[1:06:57]	She loves you. It wasn’t her fault your father persecuted you.	可她爱你。以前你父亲虐待你又不是她的错。
[1:07:00]	She was fine till she wound up with him–	她以前很好，直到她后来和他在一起了――
[1:07:02]	this right-wing hawk that she’s married.	和那个右翼的强硬派结了婚。
[1:07:05]	Listen to him. So she disappointed you in her choice of husbands?	瞧你说的。这么说她自己选定丈夫令你大失所望了？
[1:07:08]	Well, fuck you! She loves Burt.	那还是去你的吧！她爱伯特。
[1:07:10]	She was a wonderful kid. She had a flair for physics.	她是个很不错的孩子，她对物理很有天赋。
[1:07:12]	Suddenly overnight, she’s kosher.	可一夜之间，突然她就变正统了。
[1:07:14]	She loves you still…	但她仍然爱你，
[1:07:15]	despite your obvious condescension towards her life.	尽管你那么明显地表现出了对她的生活的不屑一顾。
[1:07:18]	Does she love me?	她仍然爱我？
[1:07:19]	Would you like to hear what she says about you?	你想听听当你不在的时候，她是如何说你的吗？
[1:07:22]	He’s not so bad, Burt. He really was a very good brother.	他没那么坏，伯特。他以前真的是个很好的哥哥。
[1:07:25]	Just my father never forgave him when his wife died.	只是我父亲由于他妻子之死，确实没原谅他。
[1:07:28]	The man is not a Jewish man. that’s all!	那家伙根本不是个犹太人，他不是个犹太人。就这么回事！
[1:07:31]	All right!	好吧！
[1:07:32]	Poor Harry. He was always lost.	可怜的哈里，他总是感到困惑茫然。
[1:07:35]	He could just never accept the fact that there are things you can’t know.	你知道，他只是永远也接受不了这样的事实――有些事情是未可知的。
[1:07:39]	The man is incapable of an act of faith.	那人做不到按信仰行事。
[1:07:42]	For that, I pity him.	好吧。对此，我可怜他。
[1:07:44]	I would like to hug him again like when we were kids.	你知道，我很想能再拥抱他一下，就像我们是孩子时那样。
[1:07:47]	And if I was upset, he was a real comfort to me.	那时每当我苦恼时，他真的给过我很大的安慰。
[1:07:50]	What happens to us?	我们之间怎么了？
[1:07:51]	– Doris… – She can’t hear you.	– 多丽丝…… – 她听不见你说的。
[1:07:55]	And as for Joan…	至于说到琼……
[1:07:57]	Joan? Joan hates me.	琼？琼…琼恨我。
[1:07:59]	Well, shouldn’t she?	她不该恨吗？
[1:08:01]	Why should she hate me, because I was unfaithful to her?	她为什么要恨我？因为我对她不忠？
[1:08:03]	No, because when she caught you, you weren’t a man.	不，因为她抓住你的时候，你不像个男人。
[1:08:07]	You turned into this double-talking,	你变成了那个…那个满口胡言乱语、
[1:08:09]	wise-cracking, tap-dancing liar.	插科打诨、支吾搪塞的骗子。
[1:08:12]	If she had not become so enraged, maybe we could’ve patched things up.	可是如果她没有那么怒气冲冲的话，你知道，也许我们可以做点弥补。
[1:08:16]	Listen to this guy! Deluded…	听听着家伙说的！混淆……
[1:08:17]	Maybe it had tapered a bit after Hilly was born,	也许在希利出生之后，你们俩的性生活是有点减少，
[1:08:20]	but you two had sex pretty regularly.	可你们还是很有规律地过着的。
[1:08:22]	I have no idea why I took up with that patient.	我…我也不知道为什么我会和那个病人搞在一起。
[1:08:24]	She was available, she was adorable.	她很容易上手，她也很可爱，你知道。
[1:08:27]	And my marriage was droning on.	而我的婚姻正日趋平淡。
[1:08:29]	What you call “droning on,” most people call “working.”	你所说的“日趋平淡”，正是大多数人说的“过日子就那样”。
[1:08:31]	If that’s working, then marriage is not for me.	好吧，如果过日子就那样，那么婚姻对我不适合。
[1:08:33]	Well, it’s not for everyone.	是啊，的确不是对每一个人都适合。
[1:08:35]	But then I get lonely.	可是…你知道，不然我又感到孤独。
[1:08:37]	Hey, what do you want me to say?	嘿，你让我怎么说呢？
[1:08:39]	She gave me Hilly, and for that I’m eternally grateful,	你知道，她给了我希利，为此，我会…我会永远感激她。
[1:08:42]	’cause I love him so much.	因为我非常爱他。
[1:08:45]	You can have any one you want here.	这里面的东西随便你挑一个。
[1:08:47]	Can I get two?	我能要两个吗？
[1:08:48]	You can get two. Tell you what, you get any three presents.	你可以要两个。这样好了，你可以随便挑三件礼物。
[1:08:50]	Go through the store and pick any three presents, okey?	你在店里转一圈，随便选三件你想要的礼物。这样行吗？
[1:08:53]	– Would that satisfy you? – Yeah.	– 这样你满意吗？ – 好。
[1:08:54]	– Look what I found. – Hey!	– 看看我找到了什么。 – 嘿！
[1:08:56]	Isn’t that cool?	这个很酷吧？
[1:08:57]	This is the chemistry set you always wanted. Look at that. It’s perfect!	这是你一直想要的化学套装。你瞧这个，真太好了！
[1:09:01]	No, no. Don’t open it yet. Let me buy it first, okey? So I don’t get into…	不，不，先别打开。让我先去付钱，行吗？这样我不会有……
[1:09:06]	– Harry! How you doing? – Larry! What are you doing here?	– 哈里！你怎么样？ – 嘿，拉里！你怎么也在这儿？
[1:09:11]	Buying my nephew a Power Ranger.	我来给我侄儿买个“超级战队”玩具。
[1:09:13]	– When did you get back? – A couple of days ago.	– 不敢相信，你什么时候回来的？ – 两天前吧，是啊。
[1:09:17]	Hey, Fay. This is Larry. I told you about Larry.	嗨，菲伊，过来一下。这是拉里，我跟你说过拉里。
[1:09:21]	– Oh, yeah. It’s nice to meet you. – Old friend, colleague, peer.	– 噢，是的。很高兴认识你。 – 老朋友、同事、伙伴。
[1:09:24]	– So you got back, when? – Two days ago.	– 这么说你回来了，什么时候？两天…… – 呃…两天前，是的。
[1:09:27]	I took a boat down the Amazon.	我坐船从亚马逊河顺流而下。
[1:09:29]	– Really? God, that sounds exciting. – It was unbelievable.	– 真的吗？天哪，那一定很刺激啊。 – 难忘的经历。
[1:09:31]	Yes, if you don’t mind malaria and dysentery.	是啊，如果你不担心疟疾和痢疾的话。这家伙……
[1:09:32]	Butterflies the size of doves. Never seen anything like it before.	那儿的蝴蝶有鸽子那么大，以前还从没见到过那样的东西。
[1:09:36]	I can live without that, however.	我倒是无所谓见没见过。我不是很……
[1:09:38]	It was astounding.	非常令人吃惊。
[1:09:40]	It sounds it.	嗯…嗯，听上去是的。
[1:09:41]	– So you got back two days ago? – Two days ago.	– 不敢相信，你是两天前回来的？ – 两天前。
[1:09:43]	– We go back a long way. – Long time.	– 我们很久以前就认识了。 – 很长时间了。
[1:09:45]	– We were friends… – We both started out wanting to be Kafka,	– 我们那时就成了朋友…… – 是啊，我们俩一开始都希望成为卡夫卡，
[1:09:48]	You got slightly closer than I did.	你比我更接近他一点了。
[1:09:50]	Yeah, I became the insect, and he…	是啊，我成了昆虫【《变形记》】，而他……
[1:09:52]	I’m very excited. I’m amazed.	我很兴奋，我没想到。
[1:09:55]	We should go out.	我们应该聚聚，我们应该……
[1:09:57]	Why don’t you come to my house in East Hampton for a weekend?	好啊。听着，为什么你们不去我在东汉普顿的家里度个周末呢？
[1:10:00]	– It will be great fun. – Well, let’s not get hysterical.	– 一定很有意思的。 – 噢，别太疯狂了。
[1:10:03]	– I’d love to. It would be fun. – Oh, it’s beautiful out there.	– 我…我很愿意去，一定很好玩。 – 噢，那里风景很漂亮。
[1:10:06]	It’s sand in the crotch. It’s ticks.	不，不。你的裆下会粘满沙子，身上会长虱子。
[1:10:08]	To get this guy to leave his room…	要想让这家伙离开他屋子……
[1:10:10]	– He’s never had a tan. – I know.	– 他从没晒过日光浴。 – 我知道。
[1:10:12]	I’ve always wanted to learn how to snorkel.	你知道，我一直很想学戴呼吸管潜泳。我从没试过。
[1:10:15]	– Oh, it’s great there. – Snorkel! Where he lives, there are sharks.	– 噢，那里正是好地方。 – 戴呼吸管潜泳！他住的地方，有鲨鱼出没。
[1:10:18]	You see those photographs of guys with stumps for legs and arms?	你想潜泳？你看到过那些照片没？那些只剩下残肢断臂的家伙？
[1:10:22]	– Am I lying? – Yes, you are. It’s fabulous.	– 我说谎了吗？ – 是的，你在说谎。那里很好玩的。
[1:10:24]	Let me take you to dinner. We’ll talk.	听着，我请你们俩吃饭去，我们接着谈……
[1:10:26]	– No, We’ll take you to dinner. – All right.	– 不，我们请你吃饭。我们请他吃吧？ – 好吧。
[1:10:28]	I’d love to tell you about the Amazon. It changed my life.	好啊，我很愿意告诉你们亚马逊的事，因为那改变了我的生活。
[1:10:30]	I’d love to hear it. It sounds amazing.	噢，我很愿意听你说。天哪，听起来非常有意思。
[1:10:32]	Gonna write a novel. I’ll tell you about it.	是的，我打算写一部小说，我会跟你聊聊的。这…算了……
[1:10:35]	I’m not into the Amazon. You know what the Amazon is?	我对亚马逊没什么兴趣。你知道亚马逊是怎么回事吗？
[1:10:38]	The Amazon is the tiny, little heads with the lips sewn together.	亚马逊就是那些在小小的脑袋上长着嘴巴被缝住了的动物。
[1:10:41]	– No, no… – Can you picture him this way?	– 不，不…… – 你能想象他这个样子吗？
[1:10:45]	– That’s great. We’ll go to dinner tonight. – Yeah, great. – That’d be great.	– 太好了，今晚我们就一起吃饭。 – 好的，很好。- 太好了。
[1:10:48]	Great. I’m single, available, with the soul of a black man.	很好。我单身一人，没什么事，我还有颗黑人的灵魂。
[1:10:51]	I smell sulfur. Do you smell sulfur?	嘿，我闻到了硫磺味。你们闻到硫磺味了吗？
[1:10:54]	Hilly, did you open the chemistry set?	希利，你把化学套装盒打开了吗？
[1:10:57]	Hey, look! We’re almost there.	嘿，快看！我们快到了。 “阿黛尔大学，3英里”
[1:10:59]	Hilly. Hilly, wake up.	希利，希利，快醒醒。
[1:11:01]	We’re almost… Hilly, wake up. We’re almost at the university.	我们快到…希利，醒醒。我们快到大学了。
[1:11:04]	Your dad’s gonna be honored. Limited as my curriculum was.	你爸我就要去接受荣誉了，你知道，不管我当时的课学得怎么样。
[1:11:08]	– Richard, we’re there. 5 minutes. – Hey, honey. Wake up.	– 理查德，我们到了，还有五分钟。 – 嘿，亲爱的，醒醒。我们要……
[1:11:11]	Something’s wrong.	呃…哦，好像不对劲。
[1:11:13]	What’s the matter?	怎么回事？
[1:11:14]	I don’t think he’s breathing!	我不知道，我想他没在呼吸！
[1:11:16]	He’s dead! He’s dead!	他死了！他死了！
[1:11:18]	What?!	什么？！
[1:11:19]	I can’t believe this! I was at the doctor’s with him yesterday.	我简直不敢相信！昨天我还和他一起在医生那里，
[1:11:22]	They said his heart was fine.	他们说他的心脏没问题。
[1:11:23]	I’m scared!	吓死我了！
[1:11:24]	There’s nothing to be scared of, Hilly.	噢，天…没什么好害怕的，希利。
[1:11:26]	I’m fine, Dad.	我没事，爸爸。
[1:11:27]	Remember I told you death is a natural part of life? You have to embrace them both.	还记得我告诉过你死亡是生命的自然的一部分吗？你不得不拥抱它们两个。
[1:11:31]	What are we gonna do?	这下我们该怎么办？
[1:11:32]	I don’t know. Get back in the car.	我不知道。回…回到车里去。我们去……
[1:11:35]	– We gotta go up there. – I don’t wanna sit next to him!	– 我们得先去那里。 – 我才不坐到他旁边呢！不，没门！
[1:11:38]	It’s ok…	没事……
[1:11:41]	Welcome to Adair University. I’m Professor Wiggins.	欢迎来到阿黛尔大学，先生。我是威金斯教授。
[1:11:45]	We certainly hope you had a very pleasant trip here.	我们希望你一路上都很愉快。
[1:11:48]	Would you like to rest up? Would you like some refreshments, perhaps?	你要先休息一下吗？或者先吃点什么？
[1:11:51]	– Is he all right? – Hello?	– 他没事吧？ – 你好？
[1:11:52]	He’s dead, honey. You got one of them rubber bags?	他死了，亲爱的。你们这儿有塑料袋子吗？
[1:11:55]	We’ve made arrangements for the body…	我们已经给遗体作了安排，
[1:11:58]	to be delivered to New York City.	会将他送回纽约城。
[1:12:02]	I don’t think he has any immediate family, actually.	我想…我想事实上他没什么很亲近的家庭成员。
[1:12:07]	If you prefer,	如果你希望的话，
[1:12:08]	we can call off the proceedings.	我们可以取消仪式。
[1:12:11]	– I think that’s the best idea. – No!	– 我想也许那样最好。 – 不！
[1:12:13]	– I do. – No!	– 真的。 – 不！
[1:12:15]	He’ll be all right. He’s here for a purpose.	他会没事的。他不应该白来一趟。
[1:12:21]	You know, I’ll… I’ll see that…	你知道，我要…… 我要看着他的……
[1:12:24]	that he’s, you know… that the funeral comes off and all that.	他的…你知道，看着他的葬礼结束之类的事情。
[1:12:29]	I’ll see that he’s buried…	我要看着他得到很好地…
[1:12:32]	properly.	…安葬。
[1:12:33]	I understand.	我理解。
[1:12:37]	Poor Richard!	可怜的理查德！
[1:12:39]	Oh, Jesus. The poor guy!	噢，天哪，那可怜的家伙！
[1:12:41]	Cookie! Cookie!	曲奇！曲奇！
[1:12:43]	I’m not gonna make it. I can’t go on.	曲奇，我挺不过去了，我继续不下去了。
[1:12:46]	Not if you keep drinking and popping those pills.	是的，要是你老是喝个不停，一直吞药的话。
[1:12:49]	Oh, Jesus. I can’t believe this.	噢，天哪，我简直不敢相信。
[1:12:50]	My old school wants to honor me. I show up with a hooker and a dead body.	我以前的学校想授予我荣誉，而我却带着个妓女和死人出席。
[1:12:54]	Take it easy. You’re getting yourself all wound up about nothing.	放松点，别这样。你根本毫无理由要把自己弄得这么紧张。
[1:12:57]	– Cookie, look at me! – What?	– 曲奇，你看我！ – 什么？
[1:12:59]	Look! Look! I’m out of focus!	你看！你看！我变模糊了！
[1:13:01]	You look a little pale, but you’re all right.	什么啊，我看你没事。我是说你脸色有点苍白，但是你没……
[1:13:03]	I’m out of focus. I’m soft!	我变模糊了，我模棱两可了！
[1:13:05]	You better calm down. They’ll be here any minute.	你最好镇静下来。他们随时就会过来。嘘…安静……
[1:13:08]	No, no. It’s so humiliating. They’re gonna honor me and I’m a blob.	不，不。这太丢人了。他们要授我荣誉，可我却成了模糊一团。
[1:13:12]	You look fine. Don’t worry.	你没事，你看上去很好。别担心。
[1:13:13]	I’ll be sitting on the dais. They’re eating.	我去不了…如果我坐在讲台上，他们在下面吃东西。
[1:13:16]	They’ll get seasick. They’ll throw up.	他们看了会晕船的，他们会呕吐的。
[1:13:18]	Hold my hand. Hold my hand. Now relax.	握住我的手，握住我的手。现在放松。
[1:13:20]	You drive all the way here so your son can see you honored,	你看你一路开车赶到这里，就是为了让你儿子看到你接受荣誉，
[1:13:23]	and you make a jackass out of yourself!	可你这样的表现简直是瞎胡闹！
[1:13:25]	But don’t you see? I’m a huge blur!	可是你没看见吗？我变成了一大坨糊糊！
[1:13:28]	You’re gonna be all right. I’m gonna talk you down.	你会没事的，坚持一下。我来跟你谈谈，让你平静下来。
[1:13:30]	I’ve seen all kinds of guys O.D. Heroin, acid, crack. You name it.	我见过各种各样毒品用过量的家伙，海洛因、�u�_丸、可卡因，随你说好了。
[1:13:34]	I didn’t take any of that stuff. I have nothing.	我又没用那些玩艺儿。我什么都没用。
[1:13:36]	Yeah, but you’re a pill-popper.	是的，可你还是药片吞个不停。
[1:13:38]	That’s not what it is, Cookie.	不，不是因为这个，曲奇。
[1:13:39]	It’s me. I’m OD’ing on myself.	是因为我，我受够了我自己。
[1:13:42]	– It’s that I’m a shit. – Have some black coffee.	– 因为我就是一坨狗屎。 – 行了，喝点黑咖啡吧。
[1:13:43]	I don’t want any coffee. I don’t want anything. I’m a shit!	我不想喝什么咖啡，我不想喝任何东西。我就是狗屎！
[1:13:45]	Talk to me about something.	跟我说点什么吧。
[1:13:47]	You like sports?	你喜欢运动吗？
[1:13:48]	Sports? Yeah. I was a pitcher.	运动？喜欢。我曾经…曾经是个投手。
[1:13:51]	When a guy crowded the plate, I used to throw at his head,	当…当一个家伙挤在本垒时，我通常瞄着他的头击球。
[1:13:53]	’cause I’m the worst person in the world.	因为我是这个世界上最烂的烂人。问题出在这里。
[1:13:56]	– Honey, I’ve seen worse. – Who’s worse than me?	– 亲爱的，我见过…我见过更烂的。 – 谁？谁会比我更烂？
[1:13:59]	Hitler!	希特勒！
[1:14:00]	All right. Maybe Hitler.	好吧，也许希特勒比我烂，
[1:14:01]	Maybe Hitler, Goering, and Goebbels, but I’m fourth, right behind them.	也许希特勒、戈林、戈培尔都比我烂，可我排第四，紧跟着他们。
[1:14:05]	Come on. Hold my hand.	好了，过来。握住我的手，握住我的手。
[1:14:06]	– Can you feel my hand? – Yes, it’s warm.	– 你能感觉到我的手吗？ – 是的，很温暖。
[1:14:09]	See? It’s just panic. You’re not a blob.	瞧见没有？你只是有点抓狂。你不是什么模糊一团。
[1:14:12]	– I know. I’m gonna get over this. – Come on.	– 我知道，我会好起来的。 – 好了。
[1:14:14]	I’m having a panic attack. I have these attacks.	我突然就抓狂了。我经常会抓狂。
[1:14:16]	What sports do you like?	你喜欢什么运动？
[1:14:18]	I like them all. I like baseball. I like basketball.	我不知道。我都喜欢。我喜欢棒球，我喜欢篮球。
[1:14:21]	I was married to a woman, Cookie, who… she looked like Max Schmeling.	我曾和一个女的结过婚，曲奇，她…她看上去像马克斯・施迈林。
[1:14:26]	No, I’m not joking.	不，我没开玩笑。她…她……
[1:14:28]	All right, it’s time.	呃…哦。好吧，他们来了。
[1:14:30]	I can’t get through this without you. I mean it.	曲奇，我…要是没有你，我肯定熬不过这一切。我说真的。
[1:14:33]	Don’t worry about it. Don’t worry.	别担心了，别担心。
[1:14:34]	– If you didn’t come with me today… – Don’t worry about it. Come on.	– 要是你今天没跟我一起来…… – 别担心了，起来吧。
[1:14:37]	Straighten up!	打起精神！
[1:14:39]	I gotta get a tie. I gotta get my tie.	我得打上领带，我得把我的领带打上。
[1:14:41]	All right. Let’s go.	好了，准备好。
[1:14:47]	Are you ready to be immortalized by Adair?	你将在阿黛尔英名永驻，你已经准备好了吗？
[1:14:50]	I teach your books. These are some of my literature students.	我讲授你的书。他们是我的一些文学学生。
[1:14:53]	– Yes? – Yes.	– 是吗？ – 是的。
[1:14:54]	We all know all your work, your characters, even the obscure ones.	我们都了解你的所有作品，你的所有人物，即使是那些很不起眼的角色。
[1:14:57]	Good reading is a creative act.	…不，不。阅读好作品是一种创造性的行为。
[1:15:00]	So are you working on anything now?	那么你现在正在写什么东西没有？
[1:15:01]	Something we can look forward to sinking our teeth into?	我是说我们能够指望让我们全身心投入进去的东西？
[1:15:04]	I’m in the midst of writing…	实际上我正写了一半，
[1:15:06]	a thing on the devil who comes and kidnaps a man’s one true love,	有关于魔鬼的，他上来绑架走了一个男人的真爱，
[1:15:11]	and takes her down to hell, and he goes to retrieve her.	将她带入了地狱，他要去地狱把她找回来。
[1:15:14]	Since it’s hell, I’m able to settle a lot of old scores.	你知道，既然那是地狱，我可以利用下优势，把许多成年老账清算一下。
[1:15:18]	What’s the man like?	是啊。那人是个什么样的人呢？
[1:15:20]	It’s me, thinly disguised.	那人是我，稍稍改头换面了一下。
[1:15:23]	In fact, I don’t even think I should disguise it anymore.	实际上，我…我甚至没打算想要在里面改头换面。
[1:15:27]	It’s, you know, it’s me.	那就是…你知道，那就是我。
[1:15:29]	Floor five:	第五层：
[1:15:31]	subway muggers, aggressive panhandlers, and book critics.	地铁抢劫犯、攻击型乞丐、和书评家。
[1:15:35]	Floor six:	第六层：
[1:15:36]	right-wing extremists, serial killers, lawyers who appear on television.	右翼极端分子、系列杀人狂魔、在电视上露面的律师。
[1:15:41]	Floor seven:	第七层：
[1:15:42]	the media.	媒体人。
[1:15:43]	Sorry, that floor is all filled up.	抱歉，这层已经全满了。
[1:15:46]	Floor eight:	第八层：
[1:15:47]	escaped war criminals, TV evangelists, and the NRA.	潜逃的战争罪犯、电视福音传道者、和全美步枪协会。
[1:15:51]	Lowest level:	最底层：
[1:15:52]	everybody off.	人人都下。
[1:16:24]	What did you do?	你做了什么？
[1:16:25]	I invented aluminum siding.	我发明了铝合金墙板。
[1:16:41]	Harry!	哈里！
[1:16:44]	Dad!	爸爸！
[1:16:45]	Get me out of here! This is terrible!	快把我从这里弄出去！这里太可怕了！
[1:16:47]	You know how I could never stand hot weather.	你知道我从来就受不了炎热天气。
[1:16:49]	What is this man doing here?	这人为什么在这里？
[1:16:51]	He’s condemned to eternal suffering.	他被判遭受永恒的苦难。
[1:16:52]	Harry, help me!	哈里，帮帮我！
[1:16:54]	I don’t understand. I demand to know the charges.	我不明白，怎么…？我要求知道他的罪名是什么。
[1:16:57]	“He behaved unconscionably toward his son,	“他不公正地对待他的儿子，
[1:16:59]	“accused the boy of committing a capital crime merely by being born.”	“仅仅由于出生，就指控孩子犯下了弥天大罪。”
[1:17:03]	Your wife, they told me, is dead.	他们告诉我，你妻子死于生产。
[1:17:05]	But your son, he’s thriving.	而你儿子，他活了下来。
[1:17:08]	Why did he fight not to be born?	为什么他挣扎着不想出生呢？
[1:17:11]	Look, I forgive him.	嘿，你听着，我原谅了他。
[1:17:13]	What’s over is over.	你知道，我…过去的都已经过去了。
[1:17:16]	It’s finished. Let him go to heaven, please!	那些…这些都已经了结了。让他到天堂去吧，求你了！
[1:17:20]	I’m a Jew! We don’t believe in heaven.	我是犹太人！我们才不信什么天堂呢。
[1:17:23]	– Where do you want to go? – To a Chinese restaurant.	– 那你想去哪儿？ – 去中国餐馆。
[1:17:26]	Take him to Joy Luck. I love him despite everything.	带他去“福乐园”。不管他做了什么，我仍然爱他。
[1:17:50]	Looking for someone?	在找什么人吗？
[1:17:54]	I’m here to get Fay.	我是来找菲伊的。
[1:17:55]	She’s not coming with you.	她不会跟你回去的。
[1:17:57]	What are you telling me? Because you’re the head of this whole underworld,	你这什么意思？就因为你是这儿整个阴曹地府的头头，
[1:18:01]	that you can just abduct her and get away with it?	你就可以随意绑架她而不受到惩罚吗？
[1:18:03]	I’m going to kidnap her back. What are you laughing?	我要绑架她回去。你笑什么？
[1:18:06]	You dare to match your powers against mine?	你胆敢拿你的力量与我的相比？
[1:18:08]	– You wanna know why? – Yeah, I do.	– 你想知道原因吗？ – 是的，我想知道。
[1:18:11]	I’m sorry. Forgive me for laughing.	对不起，原谅我发笑。
[1:18:13]	Why?	为什么？
[1:18:15]	I’m more powerful than you because I’m a bigger sinner.	我…我比你更强大，因为我比你罪孽深重。
[1:18:19]	Because you’re a fallen angel,	因为你只是个堕落的天使，
[1:18:22]	and I never believed in God or heaven or any of that stuff.	而我…我却从来没相信过上帝，或天堂，或诸如此类的东西。
[1:18:25]	I’m strictly quarks and particles and black holes.	我只坚信，你知道，夸克啊、粒子啊、黑洞啊等等。
[1:18:29]	All the other stuff is junk to me.	你知道，所有其他玩意儿在我看来都是扯淡。
[1:18:32]	And also I do terrible things.	所以我…还有我干过可怕的事情。
[1:18:34]	I’ve cheated on all my wives, and none of ’em deserved it.	我…我欺骗了我所有的妻子，她们没人应该受到如此对待。
[1:18:37]	I sleep with whores,	我…我和婊子们睡觉，
[1:18:39]	I drink too much, and I take pills,	我…我酗酒成性，我吞食药片，
[1:18:42]	and I lie, and I’m vain and cowardly,	我撒谎，我爱慕虚荣、胆小如鼠，
[1:18:45]	– and prone to violence. – violence?	– 还有…还有我有暴力倾向，你知道。 – 暴力倾向？
[1:18:48]	I once almost ran over a book critic with my car,	我有次几乎拿我的车撞翻一个书评家，
[1:18:51]	but it swerved at the last second.	只是在最后一刻，车突然拐向了一边。
[1:18:53]	You ever had two women at once?	你有没有一次玩过两个女人？
[1:18:55]	Yes, I did have two women at once. And I’ll tell you something else.	一次玩俩？玩过，我确实玩过三陪。我还可以告诉你更刺激的。
[1:18:57]	I didn’t care that it was exploitive. And I’ll tell you something else.	我才不在乎那是不是太过分了，我来告诉你更刺激的。
[1:19:01]	– They were sisters. – Really?	– 她们是姐妹。 – 真的啊？
[1:19:02]	Yes! Absolutely. Two blond WASP sisters.	是的！绝对没骗你。两个金发碧眼的白种女人姐妹。
[1:19:05]	– Not the Sherman twins? – Yes, the Sherman twins. Exactly!	– 你不是在说谢尔曼双胞姐妹吧？ – 对，谢尔曼双胞姐妹，正是她们！你……
[1:19:09]	They’re here.	她们也在这儿。
[1:19:10]	– The Sherman twins are here? – Sure.	– 谢尔曼双胞姐妹在这儿？ – 当然。
[1:19:12]	Unbelievable! So, do you know Sandra Pepkin?	这太不可思议了！那么你认不认识桑德拉・派珀金呢？
[1:19:15]	Do I know Sandra Pepkin? Only the best blowjob in the Hadassah.	我认不认识桑德拉・派珀金？只知道在哈达萨【妇女犹太组织】，她的口活最棒。
[1:19:18]	So, if you know Sandra Pepkin,	既然你也认识桑德拉・派珀金，
[1:19:20]	I fucked her best friend, the cripple, Pearl.	我搞了她最好的朋友，瘸子珀尔。
[1:19:23]	– Oh, Pearl in the wheelchair? – Pearl in the wheelchair. Exactly!	– 哦，轮椅上的珀尔？ – 轮椅上的珀尔，没错！
[1:19:26]	Speaking of handicaps, do you know Marie Taylor?	既然说到了残疾人，那么你认不认识玛丽・泰勒？
[1:19:28]	Well, yes. But Marie Taylor I don’t count. Marie Taylor is dyslexic.	噢，认识。不过我对玛丽・泰勒不感冒。玛丽・泰勒有诵读困难症。
[1:19:32]	She put her Tampax in her nose.	你知道，她…她把“丹碧斯”往她鼻子里塞。
[1:19:34]	– You ever fuck a blind girl? – No, that I never did. Did you?	– 你有没有搞过盲人女孩？ – 没有，这我从没搞过。你呢？
[1:19:37]	Oh, they’re so grateful.	噢，她们对你感激涕零。
[1:19:39]	– Would you like a drink? – You’re terrible.	– 你想喝点什么吗？ – 你太损了。
[1:19:41]	Could I get some tequila?	呃…我能来点龙舌兰酒吗？
[1:19:44]	I’ve got great tequila. Sit down. Make yourself at home.	好的，当然。我的龙舌兰酒很不错。你坐下吧，随意点好了。
[1:19:47]	You want me to turn on the air conditioner?	你要我把空调打开吗？
[1:19:48]	– You’re air-conditioned here? – Sure. Fucks up the ozone layer.	– 你这里装了空调？ – 当然。那会破坏臭氧层。
[1:19:51]	I could be very comfortable down here.	噢…天，你看，在这下面我感到很惬意啊。
[1:19:54]	I’ll tell you something, Harry: I love it. I love it here.	我这么跟你说吧，哈里：我很喜欢，我很喜欢这里。
[1:19:57]	I wouldn’t be anyplace else.	我不想到任何其他地方去。
[1:19:59]	– Here you go. – Thank you.	– 给你。 – 谢谢。
[1:20:00]	I’ve been offered a lot of jobs in your world, but why should I be an employee?	在你那世界，有好多工作让我去做，可是我为什么要受雇于人呢？
[1:20:05]	Here, I’m my own boss, you know, I’m free.	在这里，我是我自己的老板，你知道，我自由自在。
[1:20:06]	What kind of jobs did they offer you?	他们让你干什么样的工作？
[1:20:08]	For two years, I ran a Hollywood studio,	有两年时间，我经营过一家好莱坞制片厂，
[1:20:10]	but you can’t trust those people.	可是你不能信任那些人。
[1:20:12]	I agree with you. Better to rule down here…	我同意你说的。与其在天堂当差，
[1:20:14]	than to serve in heaven. That’s Milton, I think.	不如在此地称王。是吗？那是弥尔顿说的吧【《失乐园》】，我想是。
[1:20:17]	– To evil! It keeps things humming. – No, no… Oh, jeez.	– 为罪恶干杯！那使世界运转起来。 – 不…不，噢，天哪。
[1:20:20]	So you kidnapped Fay?	这么说你绑架了菲伊，哈？
[1:20:22]	Yes, I did.	是的，是我。
[1:20:23]	Some women are turned on by aggressive, assertive behavior.	有些女人遇到攻击性的、决断的行为会很兴奋。
[1:20:26]	Yeah, so if I suddenly kidnapped her back?	是啊，那我突然把她绑架回去会怎么样？
[1:20:29]	You kidnap?	你绑架她？
[1:20:30]	It’s not your style. You’re not a fun guy.	不，那可不是你的风格。你不是个喜欢开玩笑的家伙。
[1:20:32]	You’re too serious. Fay knew that. You’re too angry at life.	你太认真了。菲伊了解你。你对生活有太多的怨气。
[1:20:35]	I got a lot to be angry at.	噢，有太多的事情让我有怨气。
[1:20:37]	Who doesn’t?	谁没有呢？
[1:20:37]	But sooner or later, Harry, you gotta back off.	可是或早或晚，哈里，你应该平和下来。
[1:20:40]	It’s like Vegas. You’re up, you’re down.	就像在拉斯维加斯，你有赢的时候，你有输的时候。
[1:20:43]	But in the end, the house always wins.	可是最终结果，总是赌场赢。
[1:20:46]	Doesn’t mean you didn’t have fun.	可那并不意味着你没获得乐趣。
[1:20:48]	Now, one thing you are not is a kidnapper.	你看，你决不可能去做的事，就是成为一个绑架者。
[1:20:51]	Kidnapper!	绑架犯！
[1:20:52]	Listen to me!	听我说！
[1:20:54]	Get out of my way! Can’t you see you’re walking with a fucking kidnapper?	别挡着我！你们没看出来吗？你们和一个他妈的绑架犯走在一起？
[1:20:58]	– You’ll have to come with me, sir. – No, no, no…	– 你不得不跟我走了，先生。 – 不，不，不……
[1:21:02]	– You’re under arrest, Mr. Block. – I think it’s some mistake.	– 你被拘捕了，布洛克先生。 – 我想一定是弄错了。
[1:21:04]	– How could I kid… – I gotta put the cuffs on you.	– 我怎么可能绑…… – 我不得不给你戴上手铐，布洛克先生。
[1:21:06]	– You stay over there. – How can I kidnap my own son?	– 你站在那儿别乱动。 – 我怎么可能绑架我自己的儿子？
[1:21:09]	I don’t know.	我不知道你怎么……
[1:21:11]	Hey, we got drugs in the bag.	嘿，我们在她包里发现了毒品。
[1:21:13]	Let me go, bitch! Just let me go!	放开我，贱货！快放开我！
[1:21:15]	– Get them in the car. – Get off of me, bitch!	– 把他们押上车。 – 放开我，贱货！
[1:21:18]	Come on, get off of me! Just Get off of me!	快点，放开我！快放开我！
[1:21:21]	Can’t I be honored and then arrested?	能让我先接受荣誉，然后再逮捕我吗？
[1:21:23]	No, we can’t do that. I’m sorry, Mr. Block.	不行，我们不能那么做。对不起，布洛克先生。
[1:21:26]	Kidnapping.	绑架，
[1:21:28]	Prostitute in your car in possession of marijuana.	你车上坐的妓女拥有大麻，
[1:21:32]	Possession of an unlicensed firearm.	你拥有一件没有上照的武器。哼……
[1:21:34]	I told you already about the firearm.	我已经告诉过你那枪的事。
[1:21:36]	There was a crazy woman on my roof shooting at me.	有个疯女人站在我屋顶上想开枪打我。
[1:21:38]	I got the gun away from her, I put it in my car. I was gonna hand it in.	我从她手里夺过了枪，我把它放在我车里。我本打算要上交的。
[1:21:42]	– I gotta make another phone call. – You made your call.	– 我得再打个电话。 – 你已经打过了。
[1:21:45]	Yeah, I know, but that didn’t count. That was to my girlfriend’s answering service.	是的，我知道。可那不应该算，那是…那是留给我女朋友的口信。
[1:21:48]	– I’m trying to keep her from getting married. – You also called your sister.	– 我…我想阻止她去结婚。 – 你也给你妹妹打过电话了。
[1:21:51]	My sister wasn’t in.	是的，我妹妹不在家。所以，你知道……
[1:21:53]	You called your lawyer.	你还给你律师打过。
[1:21:55]	My lawyer was at Canyon Ranch. I can never get my lawyer!	咳，我律师在“峡谷农场”。我从来没找到过我律师！他从不……
[1:21:58]	Can I give you some advice?	你能听我一句话吗？
[1:22:00]	You’re in deep shit.	这下你麻烦大了。
[1:22:09]	This time, I think you’ve really had it.	这…这一次，我想你闹大发了。
[1:22:14]	– Hey, it was your idea to kidnap Hilly. – It was my idea? It wasn’t my idea.	– 嘿，是你出的主意去绑架希利的。 – 我的主意？不，那不是我的主意。
[1:22:18]	I made a joke. You don’t have to act out on every impulse.	我开个玩笑，你知道，你没必要一冲动就付诸实施了。
[1:22:22]	You’ve got to tell me the truth. Is it better being dead?	你一定得告诉我真实情况。死了以后是不是更好？
[1:22:25]	No, it’s not really. But there’s one good thing.	更好？不，不算太好。不过，你知道，有一个好处――
[1:22:28]	You don’t get called for jury duty, but then you have no options.	呃…你不会别无选择地被硬叫着去参加陪审团了。
[1:22:32]	It’s not for you.	你不善于做那个。
[1:22:33]	Jesus, I’m no good at life.	天哪，你看，我的生活一无是处。
[1:22:35]	No, but you write well.	是啊，可是你写得很好。
[1:22:37]	I write well, but that’s a different story,	我写得很好，可那是另一回事，
[1:22:39]	because I can manipulate the characters and plots.	因为我可以操纵里面的人物和情节。
[1:22:41]	You create your own universe, but that’s much nicer than the world we have.	你创造你自己的世界，可是，你知道，我认为那比我们现实中存在的世界要好得多。
[1:22:45]	But I can’t function in the world we have. I’m a failure at life.	可是在现实世界中我不能正常运作，你知道，我是个生活的失败者。
[1:22:49]	I don’t know. I think you bring pleasure to a lot of people.	唔…我不知道。我认为你给许多人带来了乐趣。
[1:22:52]	– That’s good. – But even that’s drying up.	– 那很好。 – 可即使这个也开始枯竭了。
[1:22:55]	For the last months,	过去几个月里，
[1:22:56]	I haven’t been able to come up with a meaningful idea to write.	我…我一直无法构想出一个有意义的创意来写作，你知道。
[1:23:00]	Make peace with your demons and your block will pass.	那么…你和你的魔鬼做把交易吧，这样你的阻断就会过去了。
[1:23:05]	Jesus, it sounds so trite, but I just want to be happy.	天哪，我知道我这样说听起来太陈腐了，可是，你知道，我就是希望感觉幸福。
[1:23:10]	To be alive is to be happy. Take it from me.	活着就是幸福。你看看我。
[1:23:15]	Hey, Block. Come on.	嘿，布洛克，你过来。
[1:23:20]	Some people just put up your bail.	有人刚替你作了保。
[1:23:22]	My bail?	替我作保？
[1:23:23]	That’s right. This way.	没错。在那边。
[1:23:26]	– Harry. – You?	– 哈里。 – 是你们？
[1:23:27]	– We got the message on our service. – Came right from our wedding.	– 是的，我们收到了你的留言。 – 婚礼一结束直接就过来了。
[1:23:31]	– You did? – We’re on our way to our honeymoon.	– 你们…你们结啦？ – 我们正要去度蜜月。
[1:23:34]	– You got married? – You have to ask?	– 你们结婚啦？ – 你看不出来吗？
[1:23:37]	I can’t believe it. In the end, you chose him over me?	我…我不敢相信。到末了，你还是选了他而不是我？
[1:23:41]	– I can’t fathom this! – You’re gonna insult me…	– 我实在想不通！ – 你怎么这么无理？
[1:23:43]	after we ran from the altar to keep you from rotting in prison?	我们从圣坛直接跑了来，免得你会烂在这监狱里。
[1:23:46]	I know you get claustrophobic.	是啊，我知道你多么害怕幽闭恐怖。
[1:23:48]	Plus you’re the perfect punk. You’ll get buggered by every con in the cell block.	再说你本来就是个十足的混子，你会被号子里的所有犯人轮暴后门的。
[1:23:51]	You’re the guy that should be in there!	你才是那个应该呆在那里面的家伙！
[1:23:53]	Because you stole her from under my nose.	因为你从我眼皮底下把她偷走了。
[1:23:55]	Harry, he did not steal me.	哈里，他没有偷走我。
[1:23:57]	I love him.	我爱他。
[1:23:59]	I can’t fathom this.	可我…我真是想不通！
[1:24:01]	I appreciate your coming, but I can’t…	我…我…你看，我很感激你过来，可我想不……
[1:24:04]	why? Why not me?	为什么？为什么不选择我？
[1:24:06]	You told me I wasn’t supposed to fall in love with you, so I didn’t.	为什么？你告诉过我不要爱上你，所以我就没爱上你了。
[1:24:09]	How could you listen to me? You know how crazy I am!	你怎么能听我的话嘛？你又不是不知道我有多神经！
[1:24:12]	Well, you were my mentor. That’s why.	可你是…你是我的导师啊，所以我听你的。
[1:24:14]	But you were sleeping with your mentor.	可你和你导师上过床了啊。
[1:24:17]	So? I’ve slept with my gynecologist.	那又怎样？我还和我的妇科大夫上过床呢。
[1:24:19]	What has that got to do with anything?	你这话又打哪儿说起啊？
[1:24:21]	You’re gonna snorkel down the Amazon with him, when you could have me?	你能…我…你想和他一起去亚马逊戴管潜泳，而将我晾在一边吗？
[1:24:25]	I will never be the writer you are. I know that.	哈里，你听我说，我永远也成不了你这样的作家。这我知道。
[1:24:29]	You put your art into your work. I put it into my life.	你把你的艺术放入了书中，而我把我的放在了我生活里。
[1:24:32]	I can make her happier.	我可以使她更加幸福。
[1:24:33]	– I love you. – So…	– 我爱你。 – 那就……
[1:24:35]	I do. It’s just that I’m in love with Larry.	是的，真的是的。只是我现在爱的是拉里。
[1:24:40]	I’m his wife.	我是他妻子了。我……
[1:24:42]	I love you, too, Harry. Give us your blessing,	我也爱你，哈里。求你了，祝福我们吧，
[1:24:44]	so that we can go and enjoy our honeymoon. Okay?	这样我们就可以去好好享受我们的蜜月了。行吗？
[1:24:47]	We’ll be in Santa Fe about a month, and when we come back,	我们打算在圣达菲玩一个月。当我们回来之后，我们再……
[1:24:50]	we’ll all go out. We’re friends.	我们再一起聚聚。是的，我是说，我们还是朋友。
[1:24:52]	This is where you’re going on your honeymoon? He’s taking you to the desert?	这就是他要带你去度蜜月的地方吗？他要带你到沙漠去？
[1:24:54]	– Yeah. You’d never take me to the desert. – Sand?	– 是的。你绝对不会带我到沙漠去。 – 看沙子？
[1:24:57]	The desert is cactus.	沙漠里只有仙人掌。
[1:24:58]	It’s Heela monsters, Gila monsters, whatever you call them, lizards, is the desert.	只有“希拉”大毒蜥，或“吉拉”大毒蜥，不管你怎么叫，都是蜥蜴，那沙漠里。
[1:25:03]	– Harry, please! – Harry, give us your blessing, please?	– 哈里，拜托！ – 哈里，给我们祝福吧，求你了？
[1:25:05]	Give ’em your blessings,	快祝福他们，
[1:25:07]	before I throw you back in that fucking jail cell, and I bugger you!	否则我就把你扔回他妈的号子里，并亲自开你的后庭！
[1:25:11]	I don’t know what to say. I love you.	噢，天哪！我不知道说什么了。我爱你。
[1:25:15]	This guy…	这家伙……
[1:25:17]	I’ve loved…	我爱了……
[1:25:21]	I give up. I give up.	我投降，我投降了。
[1:25:25]	– We’ll get you home, all right? – What am I going to say?	– 我们送你回家，好么？ – 我说什么呢？
[1:25:28]	Santa Fe, you’re gonna take her? With the tacos?	圣达菲，你真要带她去？带着玉米馅卷？
[1:25:53]	Harry, what about the honoring ceremony?	哈里，授你荣誉的仪式进行得怎么样？
[1:25:58]	We haven’t had the ceremony.	我们还没有进行仪式。
[1:26:00]	The police interrupted.	被警察打断了。
[1:26:03]	What, am I dreaming?	怎么回事，我…我在做梦吗？
[1:26:05]	Everybody dreams.	人人都做梦。
[1:26:07]	Come on!	快点啦！
[1:26:08]	Professor Clark has everything planned.	克拉克教授已经把一切都准备好了。
[1:26:12]	Can I bring Hilly?	我…我能把希利也叫上吗？
[1:26:14]	Well, it’s your dream!	这是你自己的梦呀！
[1:26:17]	Stebbins Hall?	在“斯特宾斯大厅”？
[1:26:19]	Everyone is waiting to honor you.	人人都在等着授你荣誉呢。
[1:26:22]	After all, you created them.	毕竟，是你创造了他们。
[1:27:29]	I love all of you. Really.	我爱你们所有人，真的。
[1:27:31]	You’ve given me some of the happiest moments of my life,	你们给了我这一生中最最幸福的一些时刻，
[1:27:35]	and you’ve even saved my life at times.	你们甚至不时地挽救过我的生命，你知道。
[1:27:38]	And now you’ve actually taught me things,	现在…现在事实上你们教会了我许多东西，
[1:27:41]	and I’m completely grateful…	我真心诚意地感激……
[1:27:43]	I think the author’s message is to know yourself, stop kidding yourself,	我认为作者想要表达的是：认识你自己，不再瞎胡闹，
[1:27:47]	accept your limitations, and get on with your life.	接受你自己的有所不能，好好地生活。
[1:27:50]	It’s amazing. To me…	真太奇妙了。在我看来…
[1:27:52]	it’s a really interesting character–	这真的是一个非常有趣的人物――
[1:27:54]	A guy…	有个家伙…
[1:27:55]	who can’t function well in life,	在生活中他不能正常地运作，
[1:27:58]	but can only function in art.	却…却可以且只能在艺术中发挥才能。
[1:28:01]	It’s sort of sad in a way and also funny. Good for a novel.	这或多或少有些悲哀，却也很有趣。是很好的小说素材。
[1:28:04]	But your books all seem a little sad on the surface,	你的书表面上看起来都有点悲哀，
[1:28:07]	– Really? – which is why I like deconstructing them.	– 是吗？ – 这就是为什么我喜欢解构它们的原因。
[1:28:09]	Because underneath they’re really happy. It’s just that you don’t know it.	因为透过表面，它们的深层表现其实是快乐，只是你自己没有意识到而已。
[1:28:14]	I tell you. I feel like I’m in a dream.	我想说的是，我感到我这是像在一个梦里。
[1:28:17]	This, for me, is like the best dream I’ve had in months.	在我看来，这好像是我这几个月来做过的最美好的梦，
[1:28:20]	The happiest dream.	你知道，最最幸福的梦。
[1:28:22]	Oh, I like it. I like it!	噢，我喜欢，我喜欢这主意！
[1:28:26]	A character who’s too…	一个人物，他在生活中…
[1:28:28]	neurotic to function in life,	…太疯狂了，不能正常地运作，
[1:28:31]	but can only function in art.	却可以且只能在艺术中发挥才能。
[1:28:36]	Notes for a novel.	一部小说的几点考虑。
[1:28:38]	Opening possibility:	一些开放的可能性：
[1:28:41]	Rifkin led a…	里夫金过着…
[1:28:42]	fragmented,	…支离破碎的、
[1:28:43]	disjointed,	混乱无序的…
[1:28:44]	existence.	…生活。
[1:28:45]	He had long ago come to this conclusion:	他很久以前就得出了如下的结论：
[1:28:48]	All people know the same truth.	所有人都知道同一个真相。
[1:28:51]	Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.	我们的生活由我们选择如何去扭曲这一真相所构成。
[1:28:54]	Only his writing was calm.	只有写作能使他平静。
[1:28:57]	His writing, which had, in more ways than one,	他的写作以这样或那样的方式，
[1:29:01]	saved his life.	挽救了他的生活。
[1:29:09]	[ obliged to citrella for help in jewish languages ]	[ 感谢入江直树在犹太语方面的帮助 ]
[1:29:17]	[ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ]	[ 中文翻译、字幕同步：疯狂弥天大幌 ]
[1:29:31]	[ thanks for watching! ]	[ 谢谢观看！]

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