时间 英文 中文 [00:28] Come on, lady. I don’t have all day. 小姐快点 我可等不了你一整天 [00:32] Do I…? Do I know you from somewhere? 不好意思 我感觉好像见过你 [00:35] I don’t know. Do you? 不知道 你见过吗 [00:36] There’s just something really familiar about you. 你给我一种很熟悉的感觉 [00:39] You waiting for a bus? 你在等公交吗 [00:41] Oh, no, I’m waiting for…
时间 英文 中文 [00:22] Jesus Christ, it’s windy outside! 天 外面风好大 [00:25] What’s this little guy doing here? 这个小家伙来这干什么 [00:26] Oh, he was all freaked out last night 它昨晚因为狂风 [00:28] because of all this crazy wind, 惊慌失措 [00:29] so I didn’t want to leave him at home. 所以我不想把它留在家里 [00:31] Aww, are you here to be…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] And that’s when I realized 我那时才意识到 [00:07] I’d been wrong about my face shape for years. 我一直搞错了我的脸型 [00:09] It turns out it is a heart shape. 原来我的脸就是心形 [00:11] It’s just one of those hearts that’s really round. 只是是那种比较圆的心 [00:13] Wow, that’s crazy, and a very interesting conclusion 真疯狂 而且是个很有趣的结论 [00:16] to…
时间 英文 中文 [00:15] “Ooh, I’m Melyssa. 我是梅丽莎 [00:17] I’m so skinny and my hair’s so shiny 我很瘦 头发闪亮 [00:19] and I spell my own name wrong.” 我拼错自己的名字 [00:26] Hey, y’all, it’s Ramona! 大家好 我是雷蒙娜 [00:27] Don’t leave a voicemail, it’s 2019! 别留语音 已经2019年了 [00:30] Hey, Ramona, it’s Jules. 雷蒙娜 我是茱尔斯 [00:31] Just, uh, casually…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] Hi. Picking up for Jules? 你好 我是来取茱尔斯的餐的 [00:09] Jules. 茱尔斯 [00:10] I’ve got a single chicken kebab plate, 单份烤鸡肉 [00:12] single salad, and a single slice of pie. 单份沙拉 单份派 [00:14] How many utensils would you like? 你需要几份餐具 [00:15] Um, two sets please. 两份 [00:18] You don’t have to do that…
时间 英文 中文 [00:24] Whoa! What the fuck are you doing?! 你在干什么啊 [00:27] I was watching you surf. 我在看你冲浪呢 [00:28] Well, that wasn’t me, I surfed two hours ago. 那不是我 我两小时前冲的浪 [00:30] I get up much earlier than you do. 我起得比你早多了 [00:32] This is the same reason I hate watching football. 这就是为什么我讨厌看橄榄球比赛 [00:35] You can’t…
时间 英文 中文 [00:14] Oh, my God, Jules, I’m so happy you were up. 天 茱尔斯 真开心你已经起床了 [00:16] I wasn’t. 我没有 [00:17] I was at this insane baby shower in the hills 我去参加了比弗利山庄的一个奇葩迎婴派对 [00:20] that’s right near here. 就在附近 [00:21] You were at a baby shower that ended at 5:00 in the morning? 这个迎婴派对凌晨5点结束 [00:24]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:23] Hey, Allison, Allison, Allison. 艾莉森 艾莉森 艾莉森 [00:30] Did my stapler do something wrong? 我的订书机犯了什么错吗 [00:32] Celeste wants us to throw away 西莱丝特想让我们扔掉 [00:33] everything in the office that doesn’t spark joy. 办公室里所有不能激发喜悦的东西 [00:35] My stapler doesn’t have to spark joy, it just has to staple. 我的订书机不用激发喜悦 只需要订书 [00:39] I’m just…
时间 英文 中文 [00:24] – Cheers. – Cheers, you guys. -干杯 -干杯 [00:33] How are the huevos rancheros? 墨西哥式煎蛋怎么样 [00:36] They’re pretty good. 挺好吃的 [00:38] Can I have a bite? 我能吃一口吗 [00:39] I don’t love you anymore. 我不再爱你了 [00:57] I really am sorry, Jules. 我真的很抱歉 茱尔斯 [01:00] What about all the plans we have coming…
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] Enter your goal. 输入你的目标 [00:12] My goal. 我的目标 [00:14] How about… 100 steps? 100步怎么样 [00:17] If you have recently been dumped, 如果你最近被甩 [00:19] please enter a more challenging goal. 请输入一个更具挑战性的目标 [00:21] Okay. Uh, 200 steps. 好 200步 [00:24] This is why no one loves you. Enter your goal. 所以没人爱你 输入你的目标 [00:28]…