时间 英文 中文 [00:05] All right. Guys, this is really important. 各位听好了 这件事非常重要 [00:08] Take a knee. 都跪下来 [00:09] Uh, my knees don’t bend like yours, 呃 我的膝盖可不像你们的能弯起来 [00:11] so unless you want to hear a loud 所以 除非你们想听超响的骨折声 [00:14] snap and invest in back wheels for me, I better sit. 或者想要给我买轮椅 我最好还是坐下来吧 [00:17] Don’t…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Hey, Stan. Wake up, boy. 嗨 斯坦 该起床了 [00:08] I’m up. You know what they say, “The early bird gets the worm”. 我醒了 俗话说得好 早起的鸟儿有虫吃 [00:11] Wait, why do I want worms? I just got rid of them. 咦 我怎么会想虫子了呢 我才解决了虫子的问题 [00:15] Hey, Stan, you wanna hear 对了 斯坦 你想听一下我们 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] – Oh, dear. – Hey, mom. -天哪 -嘿 妈妈 [00:07] Honey, you always check the firmness of the sidewalk 亲爱的 你在走人行道之前 [00:10] before you step on it, don’t you? 总会先检查它是不是结实 是吧 [00:11] Uh, no. Why? 呃 没有 咋了 [00:13] A jogger in England fell through up to her armpits. 英格兰一个人慢跑的时候直接掉到人行道里 只有胳膊露在外…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] School vacation– 假期 [00:07] A time when you take a break from your normal routine. 一段让你能够从日常生活循环中稍作休息的时间 [00:09] You sleep in till noon, play ball in the park, 你可以一直睡到中午 在公园里尽情玩球 [00:12] Stuff your face with junk food– 用垃圾食品塞满你的嘴 [00:14] Wait a minute. That is my normal routine! 等等 那正是我的日常生活 [00:17] I love…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Hey, Avery, is that one of your friends? 嘿 艾芙莉 他是你朋友吗 [00:08] Really? You think this is one of my friends? 什么 你竟然以为他是我朋友 [00:12] Well, I was hoping not, but I’m trying to be less “Judgey.” 我本来就不希望是 但又不想显得自己以貌取人 [00:16] It’s Union General Ambrose Burnside. 他是北方将军安布洛斯・伯恩赛德 [00:18] I’m doing a report on…
时间 英文 中文 [00:09] Hey, Avery. How’s it goin’? 艾芙莉 干嘛呢 [00:11] Oh, you’re working on 噢 你在忙着画 [00:12] your painting for the youth art competition? 参加青年艺术比赛的作品吗 [00:14] Yep. And this is the most exciting part of the process. 对啊 正处于最激动人心的阶段啊 [00:17] The canvas is blank. All things are possible. 画布一片空白 这就是所谓的一切皆有可能 [00:20] You have…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Bennett, do I have to keep asking you to finish assembling the garden shed? 班尼特 需要我提醒你去组装那个花园小屋吗 [00:10] You don’t have to. It’s really your choice. 不必不必 你自己看着办 [00:14] Thanks for the towels, dad. 谢谢毛巾 爸爸 [00:16] Now, I’m going to get the rope and a glue gun. 现在我去拿绳子和胶水 [00:19] Aren’t you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] ( Laughing ) [00:08] Hey, Avery. 嘿，Avery。 [00:09] Sweetheart, what are you laughing at? 亲爱的，你在笑什么？ [00:10] This report card. 这张成绩单。 [00:12] What have we told you about laughing at Tyler’s report card? 我们和你说过什么？不要嘲笑Tyler的成绩单。 [00:16] Okay, which one of the three stooges 好吧，这次他们评价他 [00:18] did they compare him to this time? 是“活宝三人组”里的哪个？…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Come on, everyone! 大家伙，快来！ [00:07] Get in here for breakfast, 快来吃早饭， [00:08] or I’m gonna give all the eggs to the dog! 不然我就把所有的鸡蛋都给狗吃了！ [00:11] Hey…I’m the dog! 哇哦（^_^）我就是狗！ [00:18] No one’s coming. 没有人过来~~ [00:20] Uh, time to give all the eggs to the you-know-who. 额，是时候该把鸡蛋都给那个谁了~~~ [00:30] Can’t blame a guy for…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Everyone always wants to be “responsible.” 每个人都想要变得“负责(responsible)” [00:08] But what is “re” “sponsible”? 但什么叫“re”“sponsible”？ [00:10] Are you being “sponsible” for a second time? 是两次变得“sponsible”吗？ （re前缀表示“再次”，实际上responsible和sponsible木有关系） [00:13] Ooh, I wish I had thought of that in my old stand-up days. 噢，我真希望在我站起来的那个日子里 就已经想到这个了。 (stanup–站起来 Stan up–Stan起来)（stanup和Stan木有关系） [00:17] What is the deal with dog…