时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Mom, dad, we have an announcement. 爸 妈 我们有事想说 [00:07] You finally found the TV remote. 电视遥控器终于找着了 [00:09] – Nope. – I guess we have to keep reading. -不是 -那我们还是继续看书吧 [00:13] We’ve decided on our present for your anniversary. 我们给您挑好结婚纪念日礼物了 [00:16] We’re gonna throw you a second wedding. 我们要再给您再办一场婚礼 [00:19] Oh,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Guess who’s the parent 猜猜谁是那个志愿 [00:07] volunteer heading up this year’s school carnival? 负责今年学校嘉年华的家长啊 [00:09] Don’t care. 不在乎 [00:11] That’s right, it’s your mom. 答对了 是你老妈 [00:13] Got the binder, so you know it’s official. 活页册拿到手了 我算是正式负责人了 [00:15] Officially don’t care. 正式不在乎 [00:17] Then you’ll be even more excited to hear…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Yes! The couch is finally clean. 太好了 终于把沙发弄干净了 [00:10] Family, I have a surprise. 同志们 我有一个惊喜 [00:15] So, what looks different? 看看什么变了 [00:17] Let’s see. 我看看 [00:19] Your makeup is running and your hair’s all wet. 你的头发都湿了而且妆都被水冲掉了 [00:21] Wait, is that a new look? It is beautiful. 哦 是新造型吗 你看上去美极了 [00:23]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Listen, Tyler, I got a call from your teacher, Mrs. Brockman, 泰勒 你听着 我刚刚接到你老师布洛克曼的电话 [00:09] and apparently, you are getting a “D” In your English class. 显然 你这次语文课又得了个D [00:12] Yes, I’ve been trying to get on the D’s list. 太好了 我一直想挤进D榜呢 [00:15] I think you mean Dean’s list. 你指的应该是优秀生榜吧 [00:18] That’s…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] What did you do to Charlie Potatoes? 你对我的查豆豆做了什么 [00:09] Oh, right. 哦 这个啊 [00:12] That is actually a really funny story, 如果你不是查豆豆的话 [00:14] if you’re not Charlie Potatoes. 其实是件很有意思的事儿 [00:16] Last night, you had pizza, 昨晚 你吃了披萨 [00:17] so Charlie smelled like cheese and pepperoni. 所以查豆豆身上带着奶酪和香肠味儿 [00:21] One thing led to…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Guys, for tonight’s dinner I have a surprise for you. 伙计们 今天的晚饭我有惊喜给你们 [00:08] I’ve taken another cooking class and I think this time 我又上了一次烹饪课 [00:10] you’re really going to like the result. 这次做的菜你们肯定喜欢 [00:12] Mom taking another cooking class 老妈去上烹饪课 [00:14] is like giving a chimp another archery lesson. 就像教猩猩射箭 [00:17]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] I am ready for our family meeting. What’s our agenda? 咱们可以开会了 会议议程是什么 [00:08] Fooling your brother and sister into coming to a family meeting. 得先把剩下俩人骗到这儿来 [00:11] Tyler, Chloe, there’s a clown in the kitchen. 泰勒 克洛伊 厨房里有个小丑 [00:16] Is he juggling? Does he have a bucket of confetti? 他是在玩杂技吗 有五彩纸屑吗 [00:18]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Close your eyes. 闭上眼睛 [00:05] Okay. 好啊 [00:08] Open them. 张开看看呗 [00:12] Do not hold a cat in the face of someone who startles easily. 别把猫捧到容易受惊的人眼前好吗 [00:16] What is wrong with you? 你有什么毛病啊 [00:18] Well, you shouldn’t have closed your eyes. 那你就不应该闭上眼睛呀 [00:20] -You told me to. -It’s an expression. -是你叫我闭的啊…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Let me guess. You’re painting a cat’s soul. 我猜猜 你在画猫的灵魂 [00:07] I’m painting my mood. 我在画自己的心情 [00:09] Wow, Avery. I’ve never seen you this down. 哇 艾芙莉 我从没见你心情这么差过 [00:11] But don’t worry, I know how to cheer you up. 不过别担心，我知道怎么样让你高兴起来 [00:14] ♪ I’m your furry fun technician ♪ 我是你的毛绒小丑 [00:16] ♪…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] Ready to go, Stan? 准备好了吗 斯坦 [00:09] Just a second. 马上就好 [00:10] Gotta go make sure that squirrel I buried is still buried. 我得去看看我埋的松鼠是否依然安好 [00:12] Sometimes they come back. 有时候它们还会爬出来 [00:15] Then it’s probably not dead. 也许它就没死啊 [00:17] That occurred to me, too. 也发生过这种情况 [00:22] Hold up a minute. Wes is…