时间 英文 中文 [00:06] You know, I’ve never been to one of these BMX bike competitions before, 要知道 我以前从来没去过这种自行车越野比赛 [00:09] but I figured your stunts would be 但我觉得你的特技应该 [00:11] a little more complicated than what you’re doing and that there’d be a bike. 要比你现在这样走来走去要复杂一点 起码得有辆自行车吧 [00:15] No, Stan. This is just me pacing beforehand. 不…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] I wish we were doing a big party for Halloween again. 要是咱再开个万圣节派对就好了 [00:09] I scared so many boys last year, 去年我把一堆男生吓得屁滚尿流 [00:12] they wouldn’t even look me in the eye. 他们现在看着我都得绕道走 [00:13] I just walked around school like, “What?” 老娘就是牛 咋地 [00:18] Sorry, sweets, we couldn’t top last year so we…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Oh sure, just leave that old skin anywhere. 行啊 就把你们的死皮到处放吧 [00:09] Dirty reptiles. 你们这些肮脏的爬行动物 [00:12] Stan, I’m bouncing off the walls. 斯坦 我兴奋死了 [00:14] Tomorrow is the first day of school, and I just want to get there already. 明天就要开学了 我真想现在就到学校去 [00:18] If only I could fast forward through time. 我要是能让时间过得快些就好了…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] What a crazy day. 真是疯狂的一天 [00:06] Ellen spent the entire afternoon 艾伦花了整整一个下午 [00:08] trying to get over her fear of cartwheels. 就为了要克服对翻筋斗的恐惧 [00:10] Okay. Here I go. 好啦 我来啦 [00:13] I can’t, I can’t. 不行 我做不到 [00:16] Rocked myself seasick. I’m gonna need a minute. 有点转晕了 我要休息一下 [00:20] I’m gonna die!…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Tomorrow, I’m going to the groomer. 我明天要去做个帅气的发型 [00:06] A little trim, a little blowout. 修修毛 再烫个发 [00:09] Gonna be a full day of beauty. 要美一整天 [00:10] Not that you can improve on perfection. 没有最完美 只有更完美 [00:12] Tsk, tsk. 啧啧 [00:14] I just hope I don’t miss any fun. 不过要是错过什么精彩镜头就可惜了 [00:16] The…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Hey, Stan. I’m home from school. 嘿 斯坦 我放学了 [00:08] How was your day? 今天过得怎么样 [00:09] Amazing. 棒极了 [00:10] Your mom walked through a huge spider web with her mouth open in the yard. 你妈妈今天在院子里张着嘴穿过一篇巨大的蜘蛛网 [00:13] She totally freaked. 她吓坏了 [00:16] “Spider in my mouth! Spider in my mouth!” “蜘蛛进我嘴里了 蜘蛛进我嘴里了”…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] So I gave up bacon art after I made a bacon fire hydrant, 我决定将培根灭火器作为我培根艺术的收官之作 [00:09] and nearly went nuts over what to do with it. 为了决定到底把它怎么办快把我逼疯了 [00:13] It’s my toilet, it’s my lunch. It’s my toilet, it’s my lunch, 它是我的厕所吗 它是我的午饭吗 [00:16] it’s my toilet and my lunch. 它既是厕所又是午饭 [00:19] So…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Okay, Tyler, keep an eye on Chloe. 泰勒 照顾好克洛伊 [00:07] Your mom and I have to go to a charity event for our date tonight. 我和你妈今晚要去出席慈善晚会 [00:11] I still don’t understand why I’m not getting paid to babysit Chloe. 我到现在还不明白为啥我照顾克洛伊没有工资 [00:14] And I still don’t understand why men have to go…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] – Hey, Mom. – Hey, stink bug. -嘿 老妈 -嘿 小臭虫 [00:07] I’m so excited. 我好兴奋啊 [00:09] There’s a… Okay, do I stink? Now you’re inside my head. 因为 等等 我真的很臭吗 你让我觉得很纠结 [00:11] You’re stinking cute, you little bug. 你臭得很可爱啦 你个小虫子 [00:14] Okay, let’s start this whole thing again. 好吧 我们重新来一遍…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Oh, there’s the food truck. 看 餐车在那儿 [00:09] I’m so nervous. Gator’s been gone for weeks, 我超紧张的 盖特尔好几个礼拜没来了 [00:11] and this is my first time back to work since I broke up with her daughter. 这是我自从和她女儿分手以后第一次回来工作 [00:15] Gator’s gonna clamp down on my head and 盖特尔肯定要咬着我的头把我到水底下 [00:18] drag me underwater like…