时间 英文 中文 [00:28] Bean, it’s really you. 小碧 真的是你 [00:30] Yes, Mom, it’s… it’s me. I grew. 妈妈 是我 我长大了 [00:33] Mostly my teeth. 牙齿长的最快 [00:35] You… You were turned to stone. 你被变成了石头 [00:38] My God! And you freed me? Bean, I… 天啊 是你救了我吗 小碧 [00:44] I… I can’t believe you’re back. 我不敢相信你回来了 [00:46]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:44] You’re pacing again. 你又来回踱步了 [00:46] I got a lot on my mind. 我脑袋里很乱 [00:51] What is wrong with you? 你究竟怎么了 [00:52] For days, you don’t eat, you don’t sleep, 这几天你也不吃饭也不睡觉 [00:54] you don’t throw bricks at seagulls. 也不朝海鸥扔砖头了 [00:56] Where is the monster I married? 当初娶我的怪物去哪了 [00:58] Where are they? 他们究竟在哪里…
时间 英文 中文 [00:42] Remember, Dagmar, 还记得吗 达格玛 [00:44] when we used to sneak into church to smooch on this very spot? 我们以前溜进教堂 就在这里拥吻 [00:49] Oh, the fun we had. 多愉快啊 [00:52] If only I was caressing your warm, soft hand 我多想再摸摸你温暖柔软的手 [00:54] instead of this cold, stone foot. 而不是这冰冷的石头做的脚 [00:57] I wish you were…
时间 英文 中文 [00:28] Drink the fairy! Drink the fairy! 喝了仙子 喝了仙子 [00:33] That’s okay, honey. I go down easy. 没关系 亲爱的 让我”下去”很容易 [00:43] Okay, okay. 好了好了 [00:44] If you could be any mythical creature, 如果你能变成任何神秘生物 [00:47] what would it be? Elfo? 你想变成什么 艾尔弗 [00:49] Oh, that’s easy. Dwarf! 这问题简单 变成小矮人 [00:52] Man, if I…
时间 英文 中文 [00:40] Next to present their bountiful harvest 下一位向陛下展示丰收并且请求赐福 [00:42] for His Majesty’s blessing and immediate confiscation, 然后收获被立刻充公的人是 [00:45] he’s a farmer with six teeth. She’s his wife with none. 六牙农民和他的无牙老婆 [00:49] Ole and Alice! 名叫奥利和艾丽斯 [00:53] That is wheat, Your Highness. 那是”慢着”[麦子] 陛下 [00:55] – Wheat. – What? -“慢着” -什么 [00:57] –…
时间 英文 中文 [00:21] 无限贞操圣母修道院 活生生的假正经的女孩们 [00:38] Welcome to your new home, Princess. 公主 欢迎来到你的新家 [00:40] You’re late. Put these on. 你迟到了 把这些穿上 [00:44] Morning miseries begin at 5:00 a.M. 清晨苦难将于五点开始 [00:47] Well. I thought Hell was bad. 我原以为地狱已经够糟了 [00:58] Oh, man, I’m late for morning prayers! 天啊 晨祷要迟到了 [01:01] Come on, hurry up. Hide!…
时间 英文 中文 [00:35] You sure this is safe? 你确定这里安全吗 [00:37] Yeah, the princess is almost never here. 确定 公主平时根本不在这里 [00:40] You know, we could’ve just made out at the donkey auction. 其实我们在驴市就可以亲热的 [00:42] Yeah, but where’s the thrill of that? 是的 但是那又有什么刺激可言呢 [00:44] I mean, don’t you like it dangerous? 难道你不喜欢危险的爱吗 [00:47] Have you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:24] Four o’clock and all is well! 凌晨四点 一切安好 [00:27] Actually, “Well” Is a bit of an overstatement. 实际上”安好”有点夸大其词了 [00:30] “Acceptable” is more like it, 用”尚可”更准确一些 [00:32] if you consider death, disease 如果你觉得死亡 疾病 [00:34] and rampant poverty acceptable. 和贫困猖獗还尚可接受的话 [00:37] Shut up! Do you know what time it is? 闭嘴 现在都几点了…
时间 英文 中文 [00:25] Bean! No! 小碧 不要 [00:26] She forgot her glove! 她忘了她的手套 [00:28] My poor Princess Tiabeanie. 我可怜的蒂尔碧妮公主 [00:30] She never had a chance to say she loved me. 她都没机会说她爱我 [00:34] Now what? 又怎么了 [00:37] Me smell fear. 俺闻到了恐惧 [00:39] I mean, I smell fear. 我是说 我闻到了恐惧 [00:41] You don’t scare me! I…
时间 英文 中文 [01:02] Rise and shine, Princess. It’s your big day. 起床啦 公主 今天是你的大喜日 [01:05] Hope you got your beauty sleep. 希望你的美容觉睡够了 [01:08] She did it again. 又来了 [01:10] Please, let me go on a crusade! 求求你 让我去参加圣战吧 [01:12] Anything’s safer than guarding that princess. 干什么都比给那位公主当侍卫安全 [01:22] All in. 全押上 [01:25] Call. 跟 [01:29]…