时间 英文 中文 [00:18] I’ve got to find Mom and Dad! 我要去找妈妈和爸爸 [00:20] Princess Blossom, wait! 开花公主 等等 [00:24] Mom?! Daddy? 妈妈 爸爸 [00:29] Princess, please, it’s not safe. 公主 别这样 这里不安全 [00:32] Umm, no shit, Patrick. 废话 帕特里克 [00:33] That guy has an axe through his fucking face. 那家伙的脸上插了一把斧头 [00:36] We need to get…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Those two died in a 69 position. Ho ho ho! 那两个死于69性交体位 [00:12] Tulip, look. 图莉璞 你看 [00:15] Ooh! That’s hilarious. 还真好笑 [00:16] Blinkerquartz, why is the plague so much worse this year? 闪烁石英 为什么今年的瘟疫这么严重 [00:19] Perhaps it was those mysterious bodies 可能是上周从天而降的 [00:22] that fell from the sky last week. 那些神秘尸体…
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] Where am I? What’s happening? 我在哪 什么情况 [00:14] Hello? 有人吗 [00:16] Someone help me! 救命啊 [00:20] Whoever you are, you don’t scare me, okay? 不管你是谁 你吓不到我的 懂吗 [00:24] I’m a real handful. Just wait and see. 我很棘手 等着瞧吧 [00:27] Eight of my last nine captors killed themselves. 最近俘获我的九个人里有八个人都自杀了 [00:30] The ninth…
时间 英文 中文 [00:11] I hate high school parties. 我好讨厌高中派对 [00:13] Patrick, big news. 帕特里克 重磅消息 [00:14] Hailey’s parents are out of town and they’ve got a hot tub. 海莉的父母出门了 他们家有热水浴池 [00:16] Don’t tell Mackenzie, though. 不过你别告诉麦肯齐 [00:17] She just found out Hailey and Ryan hooked up 她刚发现海莉和瑞安有一腿 [00:19] and she is a total mess….
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] It’s hotter than Satan’s asshole. 这天简直比地狱还要水深火热 [00:12] I’m building a water park. 我要造一个水上乐园 [00:14] As much as I love soaking in the soup of my fellow men, 虽然我很喜欢跟同僚们一起泡澡 [00:17] I’m afraid there’s no room in the budget for a water park, 我恐怕我们没有预算去造一个水上乐园 [00:21] King Merriman. 梅里曼国王 [00:22] Water parks pay for…
时间 英文 中文 [00:14] Patrick…! 帕特里克 [00:18] Stop fucking around, Broth! 别捣乱 布洛斯 [00:21] This is a murder investigation. 这是谋杀调查 [00:23] Never in a million years did I think 我永远也不会想到 [00:25] something this awful could happen at a back alley fuck house. 这么可怕的事会在一个后巷的妓院里发生 [00:30] King Merriman, this is the third lord who’s turned up dead,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Caddying for the King at the charity golf weekend! 在慈善高尔夫周末给国王做球童 [00:08] If only the kids on the school golf team could see me now. 要是学校高尔夫球队的小孩能看到我就好了 [00:11] Too bad they all gave each other syphilis at golf camp and went blind. 真可惜他们在高尔夫营里互相传染了梅毒 成了瞎子 [00:16] Golf camp was crazy. 高尔夫营很疯狂 [00:18] I hate…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Step right up! 来玩啊 [00:10] Five tries for a dollar, three tries for two! 一元五次 两元三次 [00:12] That’s my kind of deal! 我太爱这种折扣了 [00:13] Broth, we’re on security detail! 布洛斯 我们正在执行安保工作呢 [00:17] The queen is taking the stage soon 皇后马上就要上台了 [00:18] and those protesters are making me nervous. 我看着这些抗议者就觉得紧张 [00:20] It’s…
时间 英文 中文 [00:32] Guys! Wait! 各位 等等 [00:35] We’re not allowed to be up here. 我们不能上这来 [00:36] Mom and Dad said it’s dangerous. 爸爸妈妈说很危险 [00:38] “Blah, blah, blah. Mom and Dad said, Mom and Dad said!” “哒哒哒哒 爸爸妈妈说 爸爸妈妈说” [00:45] Wow, I wonder what the king is doing right now! 不知道国王现在在干什么 [00:48] Probably being…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Hi, I’m Patrick. It’s my first day. 你好 我是帕特里克 这是我第一天上班 [00:11] Oh yeah, you’re the guy who won the squire tournament 你就是那个把蛋蛋夹在腿间 [00:14] by tucking his testicles between his legs. 赢得侍卫锦标赛的人吧 [00:16] Not the rep I hoped for. 这可不是我期待得到的名誉 [00:18] ‘Sup, homie? 嗨 兄弟 [00:20] Broth, what are you doing here?…