时间 英文 中文 [00:01] I noticed things are starting to happen. 我发现有些事开始发生了 [00:03] And I just want you to know, as your manager, 我只想让你知道 作为你的经纪人 [00:05] I’m entitled to 20 percent of those things going forward. 以后你的收入 我占20% [00:10] Are you going up tonight? 你今晚会上台表演吗 [00:11] Well, not here, obviously. But um… 显然不是在这儿 但是 [00:13]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] If you get food from a food truck 如果你在快餐车买到了 [00:05] that isn’t good, you go up to complain it, 不好吃的食物 而你想上前抱怨 [00:07] they’re, like, three blocks away. 餐车却在三条街以外 [00:08] Your jokes are funnier now that they’re not my problem. 自从这些笑话变得不关我事后搞笑多了 [00:12] My boyfriend and I, we just took our relationship 我和我男朋友的关系…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] What do you want? 你想怎样 [00:03] We can’t have an old couples’ argument. 咱俩不能跟老夫老妻一样吵嘴 [00:05] You have to pull your weight. 你得做好份内的事 [00:07] You fucked my wife! 你搞了我老婆 [00:09] Yes. 对 [00:09] But that doesn’t help pay the bills. 但这也付不了账单 [00:11] Believe me, I wish it did. 我倒是希望能 [00:14] How did…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] I know sex is a casual thing to some people, 我知道做爱对有些人来说不算什么 [00:06] but you’re the second person 但你是我人生中第二个 [00:07] in my entire life I’ve ever made love to. 和我上床的人 [00:10] You gotta go. 你快走吧 [00:12] You need to lose yourself to find out who you are. 你得彻底豁出去才能发掘真我 [00:15] If you wanna…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] – Peter! – Man, this is my area! -皮特 -天啊 这是我的地盘 [00:06] Y– you just opened a wall of my bedroom. 你就这么把我卧室的墙掀起来了 [00:10] I’m Ali, I’m a comedian. 我叫爱丽 我是位喜剧演员 [00:11] My boyfriend and I, we just took our relationship 我和我男朋友的感情 [00:13] to the next level. 刚进入下一个阶段 [00:14] We broke up….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] – Oh, my god, Peter! – Sweetest. -天啊 皮特 -亲爱的 [00:06] What? 怎么回事 [00:07] Who is this? 这是谁 [00:08] I’m sorry, I should have grabbed a bigger towel. 抱歉 我该拿大点的毛巾的 [00:11] My wife slept with somebody else, today. 我老婆今天和别人睡了 [00:14] – Oh, boy. – Yeah, oh, boy. -天啊 -是吧 [00:16] Go…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] It’s “get out” time, baby cakes. “滚出去”时间到 小宝贝 [00:07] They’re knocking us down. 他们要拆这栋房子了 [00:08] Who’s the man in the picture? 画中的男人是谁 [00:10] The resemblance is unnerving. 我们之间也太像了 [00:13] It’s my father. 他是我父亲 [00:15] You need a boyfriend. 你需要的是男朋友 [00:16] I think you need to have sex with a man. 我觉得你需要跟一个男人上床…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Why are you topless? 你上身怎么光着 [00:06] I’m being free. 我在放飞自我 [00:07] You are one of us now. 现在你是我们的一员了 [00:09] Yes, I suppose I am. 是啊 看来没错了 [00:11] I love you. 我爱你 [00:13] It’s not cool how you talk to Fred. 我不喜欢你那样跟弗雷德说话 [00:17] – I can fuck who I like. – No,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:17] What? 怎么了 [00:19] – Just a sec. – No, baby, no, no, no! -失陪下 -宝贝 不不不 [00:22] Just do it here. Come on. 在被窝里放吧 [00:23] You won’t get back in if you get out now. 如果你现在出去了 就不回来了 [00:24] Seriously, Anthony, let me go. 说真的 安东尼 让我走 [00:25] It’s going to come…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Everyone fucks everyone. 每个人都会跟彼此上床 [00:08] Eventually. 早晚的事 [00:09] Sugar-tits. 甜妞 [00:10] OK, no, don’t speak to him. 别跟他说话 [00:11] She is red zone. She’s basically my sister. 她是禁区 基本算是我妹妹 [00:13] He calls her “My Lulu”. 他叫她”我的露露” [00:15] I’m not in love with you. 我没爱上你 [00:18] Why are you wearing a hat?…