时间 英文 中文 [00:05] This is exciting for me. I’m a– I’m a comic. 我很激动 我是 我是喜剧演员 [00:08] Great. Do you have a business card? 很好 你有名片吗 [00:10] – No, I– – I’m fully kidding. -没 我 -我逗你呢 [00:13] Abraham and Isaac. 亚伯拉罕和以撒 [00:14] Abraham had the knife up in the air and he heard…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] I think you have a real future in the religious markets. 我觉得你在宗教市场很有前途 [00:06] Really? 真的吗 [00:07] I loved that Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. 我很喜欢耶稣复活拉扎勒斯 [00:09] Maybe Lazarus wanted to be dead. 也许拉扎勒斯想死呢 [00:11] Can you imagine if Jesus raised him and Lazarus came up like… 你能想象耶稣把他复活 拉扎勒斯说了句 [00:14] “Oh,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] I’m seeing someone. 我在约会 [00:07] Someone I met at work. 和工作上认识的人 [00:08] – Is he your boss? – No, he’s right here. -你的老板吗 -不 他就在这 [00:10] Ted, this is Pete. 泰德 这位是皮特 [00:11] Did you tell him about Seth Meyers? 你跟他说了赛斯·梅耶斯的事了吗 [00:13] – Shit. – He’s so great. -厉害啊 -他可好了 [00:14]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] This is it. Is this your first club weekend? 到了 这是你第一次整个周末在俱乐部演出吗 [00:06] Yeah, I’ve only done one-nighters. 是 我只在大学里做过单晚表演 [00:08] I miss you. 我也想你 [00:09] I’m in a comedy condo. 我住在喜剧公寓 [00:11] I feel like I’m on witness protection. 感觉就像被当做证人保护 [00:15] Hey. Are you working this weekend? 你这周末有工作 [00:16] Yeah, I…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Whoa! Petey. 皮特 [00:04] – What’s going on? – What’s up, buddy? -最近怎么样 -你好伙计 [00:06] – Bac from the– back from the college tour, right? – Yeah! -刚结束大学巡回演出回来吧 -是啊 [00:08] I’m, uh– I’m back. 我回来了 [00:10] I don’t care. 我不在乎 [00:12] My boyfriend and I, 我男友和我 [00:13] we just took our…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] You guys pee in the pool? 你们在泳池里撒过尿吗 [00:06] Clap your hands if you pee in the pool. Don’t be afraid. 如果你在泳池里撒过尿就鼓鼓掌 别害怕 [00:09] You’re not ready. 你没准备好 [00:10] I can’t believe Estee didn’t pass you. 我不敢相信埃斯蒂没有让你通过 [00:11] That was like a solid set. 你的表演很出色 [00:12] I’m doing a gig that I…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] – I’m back. – I don’t care. -我回来了 -我不在乎 [00:09] I didn’t mean to break up with you on a street corner. Sorry. 我没想着在街角和你分手的 抱歉 [00:12] I kind of felt it that time. 当时我也感觉到了 [00:14] Congrats on being a human being. 恭喜你做回人了 [00:16] Even getting an audition at the Cellar 即使只是在酒窖试演…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] – Oh my God! Peter! – Sweetest. -天啊 皮特 -亲爱的 [00:08] What?! Who is this? 搞什么 这是谁 [00:10] I’m sorry, I should have grabbed a bigger towel. 抱歉 我该拿大点的毛巾的 [00:13] My wife slept with somebody else today. 我老婆今天和别人睡了 [00:15] Oh boy, go write some jokes. 去写点段子吧 [00:18] 波士顿喜剧俱乐部 皮特 [00:19] Great…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] It kind of sounded like you 听上去 [00:05] were getting down and dirty last night. 你昨晚挺逍遥的呀 [00:09] Hey, Pete. 皮特 [00:10] Did you just now arrive or? 你是刚到 还是… [00:12] – No. – No. -不 -不 [00:14] Are you seriously telling me 你是认真的吗 [00:15] that you haven’t, I don’t know, drop…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] This is actually the first sit down meal 像这么正经坐下来用餐真的是 [00:03] that I’ve had since I moved to New York. 我搬来纽约后的第一次 [00:05] “Moved” Is a strong word. “搬”这个词太过了吧 [00:06] Shouldn’t you move into a place before you use the word “Move”? 你用搬这个词之前不是应该先搬进某地吗 [00:10] Artie’s like one of those old country songs. 阿迪就像那些老的乡村音乐一样…