时间 英文 中文 [00:09] Why does being a librarian make her even hotter? 为什啥作为图书管理员的她魅力有增无减 [00:11] They’re keepers of knowledge. 她们这行掌管着知识殿堂的钥匙 [00:12] She holds the answers to all of our questions, 我们所有想知道的答案 都在她的手里 [00:14] Like, “Will you marry me,” 比如说”嫁给我好吗” [00:15] and “Why are there still libraries.” 还有”新时代怎么还有图书馆” [00:17] I wanna be a book. She can…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Hey, Buzzby, how are you today? 嗡嗡蜂 你今天过得如何 [00:06] Not so great, Bumbleton. 不是很好 傻蛋蜂 [00:08] I have a ton of pollen to collect, 我要采集很多的花粉 [00:10] but I’m really tired. 但是我好累啊 [00:11] Flying a little low? Maybe you should get high. 飞得有点低落吗 你应该”嗨”起来 [00:14] – Who’s this? – This is drugs….
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Gather close that you might hearken the story of fat Neil. 关于胖胖尼尔 人们耳闻不外乎如下 [00:07] Born stout of heart, but large of bone, 生来勇敢 却体态壮硕 [00:10] his adolescent years were shadowed by scorn and mockery. 嘲笑与鄙夷的阴影笼罩了他整个青春期 [00:13] Hey, fatty, fatty. 死胖子 死胖子 [00:15] Hey, fatty, fatty. 死胖子 死胖子 [00:17] Outlets of fantasy…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hi, guys. Happy new year! 你们好 新年快乐 [00:11] Did everyone have a good break? 大家放假过得很不错吗 [00:13] Yeah, I discovered a new back muscle to work out. 是啊 我又发现了一块背部肌肉可以锻炼 [00:15] Ladies, you’ll thank me come tank top season. 女士们 静候我的小背心精彩亮相吧 [00:18] I checked all of Pierce’s wardrobes 我检查了皮尔斯所有的衣柜 [00:19] for portals to…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] … to you. …快乐 [00:05] That was weird–how come we only sang the last two words? 真是奇怪 为什么我们只唱最后两个字 [00:08] What happened to the happy birthday part? “生日”那两个字跑哪去了 [00:09] Well, you know Troy’s a Jehovah’s witness. 特洛伊是耶和华见证会的教徒 [00:11] He doesn’t celebrate birthdays. 他不庆祝生日的 [00:12] Annie and I did our best 安妮和我尽可能 [00:13]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] It’s that very special time of year, Greendale. 又是一年佳节到 同学们 [00:05] A time for me to remind you 在此提醒各位 [00:07] that your school acknowledges no specialness 这个时节对于格林德尔来说 [00:10] to this time of year. 没什么特别 [00:11] You do, of course, have a constitutional right 当然啦 愿意庆祝也没人拦你 [00:14] to lend this season the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] 杰夫瑞・翁格 格林德尔社区大学 学生课程时间表 [00:11] Agnes, cancel my appointments. 安格斯 取消我的预约 [00:13] What appointments? 你什么时候有过预约 [00:16] Wishful thinking. 人家假象一下嘛 [00:18] It’s called alternative energy, 这叫做替代能源 [00:20] The key to a brighter tomorrow. 开启光明未来的钥匙 [00:29] Notice all the animals wearing sunglasses. 注意动物都戴了墨镜 [00:31] Because it’s a brighter tomorrow. 因为未来相当光明 [00:33] Yeah. 没错 [00:36]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Ready for the bus driver, wouldn’t you? 准备好领教巴士大哥的厉害了么 [00:05] You know why they call me the bus driver, right? 你知道我为啥江湖人称巴士大哥吧 [00:07] Because you been travelin’ all day? 因为你一直这么穷转悠 [00:08] Because I’m taking your butt to school. 因为我会送你的小屁屁回老家 [00:13] Nice. 好球 [00:14] Cool, I’m up. 不错 到我了 [00:15] Nuh-uh. Game’s to 15….
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Does anyone know how long it takes papier-mache to dry? 有人知道纸模型需要多久能干吗 [00:06] Three hours longer than it took Duncan 比邓肯想出这个糟烂作业 [00:08] to think up this assignment. 要多花三个小时 [00:09] I think he’s really gonna appreciate the extra work 我认为他会很赞赏我们做的额外功课 [00:12] we did expanding our evolutionary chart. 把进化图表加长了 [00:13] Oh, Britta, can you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] We was camping, and we was eating, 我们在野营 我们吃东西 [00:05] and it was a mountain lion 美洲狮一只 [00:06] jump all the way down and eat my leg. 跳过来 咬住我的腿 [00:09] I think a mountain lion jump down 我倒是觉得美洲狮 [00:10] and eat someone’s grammar. 把她的语法吃掉了 [00:12] The auto-tune remix is way better….