时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Dean! Dean! 院长 院长 [00:08] Don’t shoot, red-haired guy. 别开枪 红毛男 [00:09] Why not? 为什么不呢 [00:10] Something’s not right about the game. 这比赛有蹊跷 [00:11] We just took out a guy who turned out to be 我们刚刚干掉了一个 [00:13] a professional paintball assassin. 职业彩弹杀手 [00:14] A professional? 职业的? [00:17] That doesn’t make sense….
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] * We’re gonna fly to school each morning * * 每早飞着去学校 * [00:05] * We’re gonna smile the entire time * * 永远保持心情好 * [00:08] * We’re gonna be more happy * * 欢乐时光胜以往 * [00:11] * We’re gonna finally be fine * * 一切终将变美好 * [00:14] * We’re gonna get…
时间 英文 中文 [00:18] Guys? 伙计们 [00:19] Please, okay? I don’t even have a gun. 求你们了 我手无寸铁的 [00:21] Isn’t this against the rules? 这样不是违反规则吗 [00:22] There’s only one rule, fat Neil. 只有一个规则 胖胖尼尔 [00:24] The prize goes to the last man standing. 谁扛到最后 奖金就归谁 [00:28] So to speak. 确实如此 [00:32] You– 你 [00:33] If you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I can’t believe this is our 20th 没想到这都是今年第20次 [00:04] and final anthropology diorama of the year. 也是最后一次做人类学立体模型了 [00:07] I can’t believe our assignment 没想到这次的模型是描述 [00:08] is making a diorama of us making our 19th diorama. 我们做上一个立体模型的场景 [00:12] I know, it’s weird. 是啊 好奇怪 [00:14] Oh, come on. My forehead is not…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] And that’s how paleolithic hunting tribe 旧石器时代狩猎部落 [00:03] overtook early agricultural civilization. 就是这样压倒早期农业文明的 [00:06] Ah. That’s an interesting answer, Miss Edison. 你的回答很有意思 埃迪生小姐 [00:08] – Is it right? – Don’t know. Don’t care. -答得对吗 -不知道 也不在乎 [00:11] But so far, you’re all getting As. 不过现在看来 你们都得A了 [00:15] You’re welcome. 不客气 [00:15]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Don’t forget, Greendale, 格林德尔学子们 别忘了 [00:02] it’s the last day to sign up 今天是春季学期 [00:04] for the spring semester elective. 选修课报名的最后一天 [00:06] Horseback riding! Water skiing! Fencing! 骑马 滑水 击剑 任你选择 [00:09] Those are just a few classes we can afford to offer 要是有足够的人交费学跳房子 [00:12] if enough people pay to learn…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Annie, two gifts? 安妮 两个礼物吗 [00:05] Thank you. 谢谢 [00:06] Well, I wanted to get the baby a doll, 我想送宝宝一个娃娃 [00:08] and since the father might be Andre or Chang, 鉴于父亲可能是安德烈也可能是昌 [00:10] I wanted all ethnic bases covered. 我希望照顾到两个人种 [00:13] So there’s a little African-American girl. 所以送了一个非裔女娃娃 [00:19] And there’s a…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] It was my friend Abed’s birthday. 今天是我朋友阿布蒂的生日 [00:04] I had met Abed at community college 大概两年前 我在社区大学 [00:06] almost two years earlier. 认识了阿布蒂 [00:07] His obsession with pop culture had always alienated him. 他对流行文化的痴迷使他显得格格不入 [00:11] He’d quote movies, pretend his life was a TV show. 他引用电影台词 假装他的生活是电视剧 [00:13] He watched Cougar…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] It’s “H-O–“, “H-A-W-T–“ 他姓胡…不对 是霍… [00:02] Guys. 筒子们 [00:04] What happened? 出什么事了 [00:04] Apparently they found him unconscious 看来是人家发现他躺在公园长椅上 [00:06] on a park bench. 昏迷不醒 [00:08] Oh, my god. 我的天 [00:09] Is he okay? 他还好吗 [00:10] We don’t know. We just got here. 不知道 我们刚刚才到 [00:12] He’s ready for visitors now….
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] So I go into the bathroom with Tom, 我跟汤姆一起去了厕所 [00:00] Tom Sizemore: 演员 其姓氏有”大一号”的意思 [00:03] and we both, you know… take ’em out. 你们懂的 我们把家伙都掏了出来 [00:06] And I say, “Size more? Try size less.” 我就说”大一号 还是再小一号吧” [00:13] I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with famous people. 我也想去戒毒 和名人比谁的鸟大 [00:16]…