时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Jeff, we’ve known each other a long time, right? 杰夫 我们已经认识很久了吧 [00:04] You’ve come to respect me. 你一直很尊敬我 [00:06] – Sure. – Well, get ready to stop. -当然 -很快你就要失望了 [00:09] Please help me seduce Britta 既然你已经搞过布雷塔了 [00:11] now that you’ve finished doing it with her. 就帮我勾引一下她呗 [00:13] Please, please… 拜托 拜托嘛…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Well, that was a weird afternoon. 这个下午真诡异 [00:04] I guess I knew Pierce was part of a weird, futuristic cult, 虽然我知道皮尔斯加入了诡异虚幻的组织 [00:07] but I wasn’t prepared for a funeral 但我还是没想到在葬礼上 [00:10] with so much beeping. 居然会有这么多爆粗 [00:11] Well, let’s not judge. 别说人家了 [00:13] Everyone has a right to whatever fake religion…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] This is from all of us, Troy. 这是大家送你的 特洛伊 [00:03] When you’re sailing around the world, 你环游世界的时候 [00:05] you’ll be going through a lot of countries. 会经过很多国家 [00:07] So we got you a universal translator. 所以我们给你买了多语种翻译机 [00:11] Cool! 真好 [00:12] – Bueno. – Bueno? -很好 -[西语] [00:14] Cool. 很好 [00:15] Thanks,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Please stay for complimentary saltines and full-price sodas. 稍后会有免费咸饼干和全价苏打水供应 [00:12] But first, the dulcet tones of the Bennett boys. 不过请先欣赏伯纳德家男孩的优美演唱 [00:17] * When you were here before * *你曾来到这里* [00:22] * Couldn’t look you in the eye * *无法正视你的双眼* [00:28] * You’re just like an angel * *你宛如天使* [00:33] * Your…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] I am the system. 我就是主宰 [00:02] I consume humanity. 我统治人类 [00:04] There is no escape. 全部都要顺从我 [00:05] Objection! 我抗议 [00:07] * Jeff Winger, hero at law * *杰夫·翁格 司法英雄* [00:10] * Best lawyer you ever saw * *最屌的律师* [00:12] * Hero to freedom, defender of liberty * *自由的英雄 解放的卫士* [00:15] *…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hi everybody. I’m Jeff. Mr. Winger 大家好 我是杰夫 翁格先生 [00:06] And this is Fundamental of Law. 这门课是「法律基础」 [00:13] Any questions? 有问题吗 [00:15] You, red hair. I’m not gonna learn names. 红头发的 我不记名字 [00:17] – Will there be a syllabus? – “Will there be a syllabus?” -有教学大纲吗 -有教学大纲吗 [00:19] is good example…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hey, get out of my chair, or I’ll have you disbarred. 别坐我椅子 不然小心律师执照被吊销 [00:04] Oh, wait. That already happened. 等等 已经被吊销了 [00:07] – Cash. – Tango. -加什贤弟 -探戈老兄 [00:08] My old partner in my new firm. 我新律所的老搭档 [00:13] Does it get any better? 好点了吗 [00:14] Not unless you leave. 除非你走 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Come on guys, I got class in 15 minutes, 快点各位 15分钟后我要上课 [00:04] this should not be that difficult. 这个没那么难吧 [00:05] We just need to figure out an idea for our final history project. 就是想出历史课最后的作业怎么做 [00:08] What we need to figure out is 我们需要想清楚的是 [00:10] Greendale’s obsession with group assignments. 格林德尔对小组作业的偏执 [00:13]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Shirley, did you ever date Roger Ebert? 雪瑞 你和罗杰·埃伯特约过会吗 [00:05] – Excuse me? – Nothing. -你说什么 -没事 [00:08] Britta, did you ever take pictures of your feet 布雷塔 你有没有拍过自己的脚 [00:09] and post them on the internet for money? 然后传到网上来赚钱 [00:10] Sha-ha! No. 切 木有 [00:13] Guys, this history final is going…
时间 英文 中文 [00:53] Okay, this awkward silence has been going on for days. 这种诡异的沉寂已经持续好几天了 [00:56] Granted, Jeffrey looks amazing when he broods, 虽然杰夫瑞在沉思时的确很帅 [00:58] but this has got to stop. 但你们不能再这样了 [01:00] Now, I don’t know what happened, 我不知道发生了什么 [01:02] but we have to get to the bottom of this. 但我们总得把事情查清楚吧 [01:06] It’s too…