时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Always scare Danielson, Miyagi hate fighting. 丹尼尔桑每次都怕 宫城讨厌打架 [00:06] Miyagi hate fighting. 宫城讨厌打架 [00:08] Line? 台词是啥 [00:09] Yeah, but you like karate. 对 但你喜欢空手道 [00:10] Right, right, yeah, but, y, you like karate though. 对了 对 但你…喜欢空手道 [00:13] So? 那怎样 [00:15] Line. 忘词了 [00:16] Chang, the audition’s at 3.00. 昌 三点就要试演了…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Welcome back to Greendale, 欢迎回到格林德尔 [00:03] now ranking fifth on Colorado’s 暨现科罗拉多社区大学中 [00:05] alphabetical listing of community colleges. 按字母排序第五的学院 [00:08] Rest in peace, Bad Boy Slim’s DJ School. 安息吧 坏小子斯林穆DJ学院 [00:12] This school owes its continued existence to the following heroes. 本校能幸存至今 要感谢以下几位英雄 [00:12] 电动汽车专用停车位 [00:16] Jeff Winger, 杰夫·翁格 [00:17] a…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Chomsky, come here. 乔姆斯基 出来 [00:02] Come here, Chomsky. 出来 乔姆斯基 [00:04] Abed, I’m really sorry. 阿布蒂 太对不起了 [00:06] I told you cats don’t like me. 我告诉你了 猫都不喜欢我 [00:07] They consider me a competitor because of 它们视我为竞争者 [00:08] my natural stealth and ambivalence. 因为我骨子里的鬼祟与矛盾 [00:10] Oh, did she get high again…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] This is Russell Borchert, computer genius, 他是罗素·博彻特 电脑天才 [00:05] Anti-deodorant activist, and millionaire. 反除臭剂积极分子 百万富翁 [00:08] He was rich for having invented the 9-track cassette, 发明了9轨磁带 因被8轨磁带厂商买通 [00:11] which the 8-track industry paid to keep quiet. 不要声张而一夜暴富 [00:15] He funneled that wealth into a computer school called Greendale, 把所得资产倾注给格林德尔电脑学校 [00:17] Where…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] Cobra! 眼镜蛇 [00:14] Destroy the Taj Mahal. 摧毁泰姬陵 [00:15] Cobra! 眼镜蛇 [00:22] Not if G.I. Joe can help it. 有特种部队在 休想得逞 [00:24] Roadblock, Deep Six. 拦路虎 蛟龙 [00:26] Hold off those hiss tanks. 把那些破坦克拦住 [00:27] – Yo, Joe! – Hat Muffs, Spit Take, -是 乔 -帽耳罩 口水狂 [00:29] Shoot down those…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] So according to the demonologist, 根据除恶清单来看 [00:03] the gymnasium is clean. 体育馆已经清洁完毕 [00:05] Jeez, we’re running out of to-do stars. 哎呦 待摘星都摘光了 [00:07] Already dealt with. 已经处理了 [00:08] It’s hard to believe. 不可思议 [00:09] Somewhere along the way, 冥冥之中 [00:10] we started turning this school around. 我们开始改变这个学校的命运了 [00:16] What the hell…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] It’s settled. 就这么决定了 [00:02] The urinals in the women’s restroom will be turned into planters. 女厕所里的便池会换成花盆 [00:05] Onto chores. 下面是杂务 [00:07] We need some able bodies to clear out a space 我们需要一些人手 [00:09] in the east hall’s storage room. 清理一下东大厅的储藏室 [00:10] – I’ll do it. – Really? -我来吧 -真的吗 [00:11] Yeah,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Something for the committee to put on their radar: Insurance. 委员会要加收保险费 [00:04] – What about it? – School needs some. -怎么了 -学校缺钱 [00:05] I can ask around on the street. 我可以帮忙站在街边吆喝 [00:07] What the hell? 我擦 [00:07] Too cool for street insurance? Must be nice. 不愿站街边吆喝么 真高贵冷艳 [00:10] My sister wants…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Okay, we’ll get an estimate on adding grass to the soccer field. 好的 我们会考虑一下给足球场加草 [00:05] Good meeting. 会议开得不错 [00:06] Oh Jeff, what time is dinner? 对了杰夫 晚饭什么时候 [00:09] Uh, dinner? 晚饭吗 [00:11] Jeff, you didn’t invite Shirley? 杰夫 你没邀请雪瑞吗 [00:12] Well, it’s Tuesday. 今天周二嘛 [00:14] Shirley always goes to Elijah’s karate…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Save Greendale committee, please welcome 「拯救格林德尔委员会」 [00:03] Our newest member, math teacher Ben Chang. 让我们欢迎新成员 数学老师 本·昌 [00:11] Okay, let’s get serious. 现在开始切入正题 [00:12] I’ve compiled a short list 我总结了一份简短的清单 [00:14] Of the most immediate Greendale emergencies. 列举了格林德尔面临的各种危机 [00:17] Is deforestation on the list? 上面有「滥砍滥伐森林」吗 [00:19] I, for one, am glad…