时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I can’t believe no one showed. 不敢相信竟然没人来 [00:05] I figured there’d be at least a few old lovers here to see her off. 我以为至少会有几个旧情人会来送别 [00:08] That’s the thing about a funeral. 这就是葬礼的问题所在 [00:09] You only go so people can see you came. 你唯一去的原因是让人看到你去了 [00:11] No witnesses, no obligation. 没有目击者 就没有义务 [00:14]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Shit. 靠 [00:05] What do you want for breakfast, Care Bear? 早餐想吃什么 宝贝 [00:06] Pancakes. 薄煎饼 [00:08] Mommy’s not making pancakes. 妈妈不做薄煎饼 [00:10] How about some applesauce? 苹果汁怎么样 [00:17] That’s–honest mistake. I’m, uh, I’m very kissable. 无心之失 我很诱人亲吻 [00:21] – Yep. – Can we just– -嗯 -我们 [00:22] can we maybe…
时间 英文 中文 [01:04] Ova, make two espressos. 蛋蛋 做两杯浓缩咖啡 [01:07] Coming right up, John. 马上就来 约翰 [01:14] She does, like, everything you ask, huh? 她会满足你的一切要求 是吗 [01:17] It’s consensual. 两厢情愿的 [01:20] Maybe you should follow her lead and take my car on your trip. 也许你该听她指路 开我的车踏上你的旅程 [01:23] Nothing like a luxury vehicle on a…
时间 英文 中文 [01:05] Fuck. 该死 [01:08] It’s okay. 没事 [01:10] There are ten RSVPs and eight chairs. 10人接受邀请 但只有8把椅子 [01:12] People will be sitting on the floor. 人们会坐在地上 [01:14] It’s LA; a third of the RSVPs won’t even show. 这是洛杉矶 三分之一接受邀请的人都不会来 [01:18] You’re questioning the integrity of the RSVPs? 你在质疑请回复的正直吗 [01:20] Maybe we shouldn’t…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Oh, hi. Didn’t see you there. 你好 刚没看到你 [00:08] Welcome back to The Drunk and Dumped Dinner Club, 欢迎回到醉酒被甩晚餐俱乐部 [00:11] with your host, Laura Loveless. 我是主持人 劳拉·拉夫莱斯[无爱] [00:14] Now, tonight, we’re making frittatas. 今晚 我们将制作菜肉馅煎蛋饼 [00:16] Why frittatas for dinner, you ask? 为什么晚餐吃菜肉馅煎蛋饼 [00:19] – Why? – Because, -为什么 -因为 [00:20]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:59] Oh, I see you’ve finally given in. 你终于妥协了 [01:01] I know it sounds like a cliché, 我知道听上去很陈词滥调 [01:02] but my last nine dates have been torture. 但我最近9次约会简直是折磨 [01:05] Guess how many read books. 猜猜有几个看书 [01:06] – Do you read books? – Two. -你看书吗 -两个 [01:08] And one of them read the…
时间 英文 中文 [01:01] Hi, Val. 嗨 小薇 [01:04] You see this? 你看到了吗 [01:07] Die alone, week later, 孤独死去 一周后 [01:08] they ship your memories to the dump. 他们就把回忆扔进垃圾堆 [01:11] Life’s final indignity. 人生最后的侮辱 [01:14] Her family didn’t want any of this? 她家人不想要任何这些东西吗 [01:16] Seems like they couldn’t be bothered. 似乎他们根本不想来 [01:18] I’m gonna take…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] – Fuck. – What do you think? Too much? -操 -你觉得怎样 太夸张了吗 [00:05] Uh, just depends on what you were going for. 要看你想要什么样的效果 [00:07] Also, stoked this worked out, ’cause there’s some, like, 还有我很激动这次住宿顺利 因为在民宿圈 [00:10] some real weirdos in the Airbnb community. 有不少变态 [00:12] Can’t be too careful, you know?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hi, this is Valerie. I’m not here right now. 我是薇拉莉 我现在不在 [00:05] Please leave a message. 有事请留言 [00:06] You’re sad. Why are you sad? 你很伤心 你为什么伤心呢 [00:08] My friend moved away. 我朋友搬走了 [00:10] I don’t know if you’re lonely. 我不知道你是否孤单 [00:11] I assume you must be. 我猜你一定很孤单 [00:13] But telling her…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I can’t feed you, I can’t house you. 我不能给你吃的 给你住的 [00:04] I don’t even know where I’m sleeping at. 我还不知道自己要住哪儿呢 [00:06] – But I want to help. – Help here. -但我想要帮忙 -在这帮忙 [00:08] I mean, there’s Skid Row, immigration, housing– 这有贫民区 移民 住房 [00:11] But I want to help you. 但我想帮你…