时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Happy St. Patrick’s day. 圣帕特里克节快乐 [00:02] 爱尔兰国庆日 但在多个欧美国家也都会庆祝 会有各式绿色服饰装扮 甚至有绿色啤酒 [00:04] Guinness and Irish cream cupcakes for everyone! 送大家黑啤与爱尔兰奶油口味小蛋糕 [00:07] Enjoy your blackout! 祝你们醉得开心 [00:09] These are the last 12 cupcakes. 这是最后12个小蛋糕了 [00:11] Actually, two of them are just potatoes from the diner. 其实其中两个是餐厅拿来的土豆 [00:15] At some point I started 我做累了开始偷懒…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hi. Today’s special is clam chowder, 你们好 今日的特餐是蛤蜊浓汤 [00:04] and today’s advice is don’t eat it. 而今日的建议是别吃 [00:08] Do you have Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch? 你们这里有蛋”卷福”吗 [00:08] 本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇 在英剧《神探夏洛克》中 饰演的福尔摩斯有着卷发 所以又被粉丝叫”卷福” [00:13] You are really killing it tonight, Mary, 玛丽 你今晚真是笑”杀”四方啊 [00:16] and leaving no evidence. 而且没留下任何证据 [00:19] We’re coming from Sherlock-con….
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hey, I’m sleeping at Deke’s house tonight. 我今晚要在迪克家过夜 [00:04] Wink, wink, winky-wink. 眨眼 眨眼 你懂的 [00:06] Deke’s house? You mean your boyfriend’s dumpster? 迪克家 你是指他那个垃圾箱吗 [00:10] Yeah. So I need a, uh– 是啊 所以我需要… [00:12] Tetanus shot? 打破伤风疫苗吗 [00:14] Higher standards? 还是提高择偶标准 [00:16] No, a condom. 都不是 是要个套套 [00:18] I’m about…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Welcome to the diner ATM ribbon cutting ceremony! 欢迎来到餐厅的提款机剪彩仪式 [00:09] Everyone knows he’s holding 大家知道他拿的是 [00:10] normal-sized scissors, right? 普通大小的剪刀吧 [00:14] Han’s just excited that there’s something in the diner 阿憨只是在兴奋餐厅里终于有东西 [00:16] the same size as him. 跟他是一个高度的了 [00:19] Han, this is just another waste of time, 阿憨 你这是在浪费时间 [00:20] like…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Max, your boyfriend is naked 麦克斯 你的男朋友正裸身 [00:05] and waving from the dumpster he calls his apartment. 从他称为公寓的垃圾箱家中跟你招手 [00:08] Make sure it’s Deke. 先看清是不是他 [00:10] Last time you said that, I went over, 上次你也这么说 结果我过去 [00:11] and it was just a naked meth head in a normal dumpster. 那人只是个在普通垃圾箱里裸体的瘾君子 [00:14] I…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Max, that car has been parked outside for a week now. 麦克斯 那台车都在外面停一周了 [00:09] Do you think they’re selling drugs? 你觉得他们在贩毒吗 [00:11] Let me rephrase that. 我应该这么说 [00:12] Are they selling drugs to you? 他们是在贩毒给你吗 [00:15] No. They’re not buying, either. 不是 他们也不是来跟我买的 [00:19] Hi. We have a new mochaccino cupcake….
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Fresh warm cupcakes! 刚出炉热气腾腾的小蛋糕 [00:04] Enjoy this winter wonderland with some hot, hot cocoa! 来杯热可可 好好享受这冬日仙境吧 [00:09] Why are we open and selling to no one 我们早该打烊 躺在地板上打盹了 [00:11] when we should be closed and taking a floor nap? 为什么还坚持开门营业 卖蛋糕给暴风雪吗 [00:14] Yes, Max, it’s a blizzard right now, 没错 麦克斯…
时间 英文 中文 [00:09] Good evening, ladies. 晚上好 女士们 [00:10] No. 别想 [00:13] Max, what are you doing? 麦克斯 你这是干嘛 [00:14] I know this neighborhood is a circus, 我知道这一带的奇葩多 [00:15] but our window’s becoming a freak show. 但咱们这窗口要成怪胎秀了 [00:17] Max, I don’t think that bearded lady earlier 麦克斯 之前那个大妈 [00:20] was doing it on purpose….
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] And, time. 停止计时 [00:05] 37 minutes, 37分钟 [00:06] we got from the apartment to the subway, 从家里出发 到坐上地铁 [00:08] to the pastery school in record time. 最后到达学校 又刷新记录了 [00:10] I mean, I’m not wearing a bra, 虽然我来不及穿胸罩 [00:11] and my thong might be on backwards. 而且丁字裤好像也前后穿反了 [00:14] There is no wrong…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Okay, Max, I figured out our new schedule. 麦克斯 我知道新时间表该怎么排了 [00:04] And I figured out the cheap toothpaste 我也才知道我们用的便宜牙膏 [00:05] we’ve been using is really diaper cream. 其实是放尿布疹软膏 [00:08] On the plus side, that rash cleared up on my gums. 但好歹我牙龈上的尿布疹都消了 [00:12] We’ll do our diner shift from 6:00 till 2:00,…