时间 英文 中文 [00:01] I’m Max. I’ll be your waitress, 我叫Max 我是你们的服务员 [00:03] ’cause they don’t do background checks here. 因为他们在这里不做背景调查 [00:05] Oh, you’ll be our waitress. 我知道你是我们的服务员 [00:07] I never guessed that based on the uniform 我绝不是根据制服进行猜测的 [00:09] and name tag that says “Max.” 也不是因为你的名牌上写了”Max” [00:13] You know I make, like, $3, right? 你知道我能赚个三美元吗?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Earl, can I borrow your paper? Earl 能借你的报纸看看吗? [00:02] I want to check my horoscope 我想查下占星版块 [00:04] to see if I’ll still be a whore in the future. 看看我未来是否仍是个卖肉的 [00:08] All right, who wants to go first? 好了 谁要先来? [00:09] Ooh, do me. Do me. Do me. 我要 我要 我要 [00:13]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] It’s payday! 今天发工资咯! [00:03] And I’m not talking about the delicious 我可不是在谈论那顿好吃的 [00:04] little treat with nuts. 坚果大餐 [00:06] Han, not cool to brag about yourself. Han 自夸是不行的 [00:10] Here, Max, maybe you can use the money to buy a new attitude. Max 拿着 也许你可以用这钱去买个新态度 [00:15] “New attitude”? “新态度”? [00:17] Isn’t…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Earl, I noticed you’re still alive. Earl 我发现你还活着呢 [00:05] What’s your secret? 有什么秘诀吗? [00:07] Well, it’s my positive attitude, 嗯 其实这要归功于我积极的生活态度 [00:09] a little bit of genetics, 一点好基因 [00:10] and knowing how to take care of your body. 还有懂得如何照顾自己的身体 [00:13] I use jojoba. 我用荷荷葩 [00:15] What is that, like a lotion?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Max, I have a surprise, and it’s right behind you. 麦克斯 有惊喜要给你 就在你身后 [00:07] Before I turn around, is it Oprah? 转身前我想问 是奥普拉来了吗 [00:08] 美国知名黑人女主持 深受广大女性喜爱 [00:09] ‘Cause I will die. 我会乐死的 [00:11] It’s a diploma from pastry school. 是烘焙学校的毕业证 [00:14] No, seriously, what’s the surprise? 别闹了 快说到底是什么 [00:16] I’ll even…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] That’s it for tonight. 打烊啦 [00:05] Time to count the tip jar. 是时候来数数小费了 [00:06] Hand condom. 手部避孕套 [00:10] I can’t believe you. 你真是让人咋舌啊 [00:11] Using protection is so five years ago. 直到现在还采取安全措施 [00:14] This is Williamsburg. 这里是威廉斯堡 [00:16] There’s a good chance even the dollars have herpes. 连钱都可能携带性病病毒的 [00:18] Well, if…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Okay, Chestnut, it’s time to play that game 栗宝 又到了玩游戏的时间啦 [00:04] where we take shots while we pay our bills 我们边喝酒边交账单的游戏 [00:06] That Max so cleverly named, 麦克斯神来之笔的取名为 [00:08] “That game where we take shots while we pay our bills.” “我们边喝酒边交账单的游戏” [00:12] Hey, if you want me to think of a…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Who or what did you do to get this $20 tip? 你是”做”了什么让人家给你20块小费 [00:06] Because I wheeled a customer home the other night, 我昨晚推一位坐轮椅的顾客回家 [00:09] and all I got was a 5. 才拿到5块小费 [00:11] And that was after we made out and I gave him a bath. 而且我跟他亲热完 还帮他洗了个澡 [00:15] The lady…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] I called this staff meeting because lately, 我开这个员工会议是因为 [00:04] I’ve noticed our diner family is drifting apart. 餐厅小家庭成员最近渐行渐远 [00:07] Good work, everybody. Good work. 干得好 各位 继续努力 [00:10] Let’s start off this powwow 今日的会议就从 [00:12] by sharing our highs and lows of the week. 互相分享每个人本周的最高与最低点吧 [00:14] My high was getting a…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Good morning. Name? 早安 名字 [00:06] Ha! Not until I see my lawyer. 等我律师到场再说 [00:08] And by the way, I was with them last night. 对了 我昨晚还跟他们在一起呢 [00:11] Max, it’s just for the spring semester. 麦克斯 这只是春季学期检查而已 [00:13] Sorry, she watches a lot of Lockup: Raw. 抱歉 她看太多美剧《破茧威龙》了 [00:16] Uh, actually,…