时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Max, guess what Han’s doing at the counter? Max 猜猜Han在柜台做什么? [00:06] Well, I know it’s not towering over it. 反正不是在俯瞰柜台 [00:09] He’s creating signature drinks for the diner. 他在为餐厅研制特色饮料 [00:12] I suggested any household poison over shaved ice. 我的建议是 在刨冰上加家常毒药 [00:17] Han, this is a stupid idea. Han 这想法太蠢了 [00:19] It…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Here you go. 给你 [00:02] And I hope you enjoyed dinner and the show. 希望你好好享受这顿晚饭 还有我的表演 [00:04] The show being me pretending I’m happy as a waitress. 就是我假装我在这里当服务员很开心 [00:08] Caroline, where is Max? Caroline Max在哪? [00:10] And I’ve already checked the bowels of hell. 我已经把十八层地狱都翻了个遍 [00:12] Yeah, I know where I…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Welcome to the Williamsburg Diner Awards Night! 欢迎来到威廉斯堡餐厅颁奖之夜！ [00:05] And here’s your host, Neil Patrick Hairless! 这是我们的颁奖嘉宾 尼尔·帕特里克·郭冬临! [00:09] This is the night where everyone is recognized 今晚我们要表彰各位 [00:12] for their, well… let’s call it work. 感谢你们的辛苦… 姑且说是工作吧 [00:15] Nice suit, Han. 西装不错 Han [00:17] I loved you in The Penguins…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Ah, it’s like I’m back in my mother’s womb. 啊 我好像又回到我妈的子宫里了 [00:10] Only, there’s food here. 只是这里有食物 [00:15] Ugh, those e-cigs are so stupid. 电子烟这玩意儿真是蠢透了 [00:18] I mean, smoking real cigarettes kills you, 抽真烟能要你的命 [00:20] but smoking fake ones makes me want to kill you. 但是抽假烟让我想要了你的命 [00:24] They’re not smoking. They’re…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] ZZ Top: 美国摇滚三人组 其中两人留着长胡子 [00:02] Here’s your check, Mr. ZZ and Mr. Top. 您的账单 ZZ先生和Top先生 [00:06] Would you like a to-go box, 您是要个打包盒 [00:08] or are you just gonna put it in your beard 还是打算把剩下的三明治 [00:09] with the rest of your sandwich? 直接塞胡子里带走? [00:12] We’re in a beard-growing contest. 我们参加了个”留胡子”大赛 [00:13]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Care for a cupcake? 来个纸杯蛋糕吗? [00:04] Well, our new outdoor seating area 我们的新的室外座位区 [00:06] is about as popular as Paula Deen at an NBA game. 就如保拉・迪恩在NBA现场一样倍受冷落 [00:06] 保拉・迪恩: 美国明星厨师 [00:12] How much longer do we have to be out here? 我们还要在这里坐多久? [00:14] We are cold. 我们好冷 [00:16] So, so cold. 超级冷…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Okay, everybody, gather ’round. 好了 大家聚过来 [00:05] Who knew it was “bring your girlfriend to work” day? 谁能想到今天是”带女朋友上班”日? [00:10] She is not my girlfriend. 她不是我女朋友 [00:12] Judy is a CPR doll, Judy是心肺复苏娃娃 [00:14] and the hardest-working girl in this diner. 也是这家餐厅里最努力干活的姑娘 [00:17] Oh, Han, you shouldn’t bring your sex doll out…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Thank you, everyone, for staying late 谢谢各位这么晚还能留下来 [00:03] to learn our new iPad order system. 学习我们新的平板电脑点餐系统 [00:05] We had no choice, you locked the door from the outside. 我们还能怎么着 你从外面把门给锁了 [00:10] Either way, we’re learning. 怎么都好 咱们都要学 [00:13] Han, why would we update our order system Han 为啥要升级咱们的点菜系统啊 [00:16] when our…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Okay, Max. 好了 Max [00:03] How would you describe our apartment? 你会怎么形容我们的公寓? [00:05] And I’ve already ruled out 我已经枪毙了 [00:06] “Worse than that girl-pit in Silence of the Lambs.” “比沉默的羔羊里的女性屠宰场还糟糕”这说法 [00:10] Well, at least she had some silence once in a while. 最起码她们那里还有清静的时候 [00:14] Look, no one’s gonna pay money to…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Max, thanks for agreeing to get in the spirit Max 谢谢你愿意融入圣诞气氛 [00:05] and do holiday cupcakes. 做节日蛋糕 [00:07] So much better than last year when you go so drunk, 这比去年好多了 你当时喝得烂醉 [00:09] you turned the 12 days of Christmas 把圣诞十二日 [00:11] into the 12 steps of Christmas. 变成圣诞十二步了 [00:14] Yeah, well,…