时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Caroline, I’m home! 卡洛琳 我到家啦 [00:07] I mean, I’m hotel! 我是说 到酒店啦 [00:10] I’m upstairs, 我在楼上 [00:12] because we have an upstairs! 因为我们现在有楼上啦 [00:14] Thank you for losing all your money 谢谢你损失万贯家财 [00:16] so Hollywood would buy your story 现在好莱坞才会要买你的故事 [00:17] and I could buy all the pot I want. 我也才有机会大买特买大麻…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Excuse me, ma’am? 女士 抱歉打扰了 [00:03] Ma’am? 女士吗 [00:05] Well, it happened. 看来真要发生了 [00:06] I’m gonna hit a kid. 我要痛打小孩 [00:08] Would you like to support my baseball league 您愿意支持我们 [00:10] for underprivileged youth? 贫困孩童棒球联盟吗 [00:12] I don’t see an underprivileged youth. 我并没有看到一个贫困孩童 [00:13] I see a young me trying to…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Welcome to the Williamsburg Diner. 欢迎光临威廉斯堡餐厅 [00:03] Your lifespan just decreased by one meal. 这一顿饭将助你缩年减寿 [00:11] Would you like to order now 你是要现在点餐 [00:12] or after that galaxy is destroyed? 还是等那星系被毁灭后点 [00:16] Oh, dude, I can hold up one finger, too, 兄弟 我也能对你竖起一根手指 [00:18] and trust me; it won’t be that…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Max, I feel like this woman on Tinder 麦克斯 我觉得约炮软件上的这妞 [00:05] is lying about her age. 在年龄上撒谎了 [00:07] If she’s 78, I’m 25. 如果她是78岁 那我就是25岁 [00:12] I’d say she’s 80, but that rack is 40. 我觉得年龄大概80岁 奶子大概40岁 [00:17] Well, maybe I can squeeze her in tonight, 我是可以把她挤进我今晚”日”程 [00:20] but I already…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Got a marriage proposal in the diner. 居然有人要在餐厅求婚 [00:04] Where they gonna honeymoon– a Porta-Potty? 他们要去哪里蜜月呢 “屎”多黎各吗 [00:07] That’s the saddest thing I ever seen, 这是我见过最悲哀的事情了 [00:09] and I was at a Rolling Stones concert last night. 比昨晚的滚石老人乐队演唱会还凄惨 [00:13] The guy wants me to put this ring her pie. 那男人想我把戒指放到对象的派里 [00:15]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] So, to be clear, 我再确认一下 [00:03] you want delivery from this diner? 你要从我们这里叫外送吗 [00:05] Yes, I do know what delivery means. 我当然知道外送是什么意思啦 [00:07] Do you know what E. Coli means? 但你知道大肠杆菌是啥吗 [00:11] Where do you live? 你住哪里 [00:12] If he eats from here, 如果他要吃这里的东西 [00:13] in his bathroom in about an…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Hold up! Nobody leave. 留步 都不许走 [00:03] Someone, and I’m not naming Max, 某人 我指的绝对不是麦克斯 [00:07] has been stealing from the diner. 一直在偷餐厅的东西 [00:09] Well, the diner has been stealing from me. 餐厅也一直从我身上偷东西啊 [00:12] Youth, energy, 我的青春 精力 [00:14] will to live. 生存意志 [00:17] So new policy: before any employee leaves,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Listen up, everybody. 听我说 各位 [00:03] Something strange is afoot. 有一件小怪事 [00:05] Don’t be hard on yourself, Han. 别对自己这么严苛 阿憨 [00:07] You’re taller than a foot. 你比小怪稍微高一点啦 [00:09] What’s wrong? 怎么了 [00:10] Somebody rub your belly for luck again? 又有人把你当弥勒佛 摸你肚子求平安吗 [00:14] No, I think I might be losing my memory….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Okay, that’s Mookie for the rent money. 是穆奇来收租了 [00:06] I just found two fives in the couch! 我刚在沙发里找出两张5块 [00:08] Which brings us to 5, 10, carry the one… 也就是5块 10块 进位… [00:10] a new low. 进到了人生新低 [00:13] Hello, I’m Murray. 你们好 我叫默里 [00:14] Did you order Curry In A Hurry? 是你们点了火速达印度菜吗…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] People, I have huge news! 各位 我有个大消息宣布 [00:06] Who’s carrying the rest of it in? “大”的部分是由谁带来呢 [00:12] I found a way to improve diner business, 我找到了能促进生意的方法 [00:15] and the crazy part is I don’t have to fire you two. 更疯狂的是 居然不用炒了你俩 [00:19] Are you gonna clean that dead body smell 你打算要打扫女厕…