时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hey, Earl. 厄尔 [00:03] It’s the brand new us in brand new gently used outfits. 全新的我们穿着别人没怎么穿过的二手衣 [00:08] The pit stains are vintage. 污渍走得可是复古风呢 [00:11] I dug mine out of a dumpster. 我这身是从垃圾桶翻出来的 [00:13] It wasn’t even touching the diaper. 完全没有接触到任何尿布的呢 [00:16] I’m not used to seeing you girls in clothes. 我看你们俩穿[自己]衣服好不习惯…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Here’s your grilled cheese. 你的烤起司三明治 [00:04] No crust. 切边了 [00:05] Cool. 太好了 [00:07] And can you just move your coloring materials, sir? 能麻烦你把填色的东西移开吗 先生 [00:11] Look. 你看 [00:12] Pretty. “真好看” [00:16] I was born during the Great Depression, 我出生在经济大萧条时期 [00:18] and I never saw anything as depressing 但我还没看过比 [00:21] as that…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Miss, I’m done here. 小姐 我吃完了[受够] [00:04] Oh, I’ve been done here for years. 我早受够这里好几年了 [00:05] You don’t see me getting a parade. 你有看见我敲锣打鼓昭告天下吗 [00:10] Oh, looks like we lost electricity. 我们这里貌似停电了 [00:12] Uh-oh, all the food in the refrigerator will go worse. 冰箱里的食物这下要坏上加坏了 [00:18] Is it a bad sign that…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Here’s your check. 这是您的账单 [00:03] Sorry about the entire experience. 并在此对您整个用餐体验致以歉意 [00:08] You’re gonna have to take it the rest of the way. 得麻烦你手伸过来拿了 [00:09] I slept funny last year. 我去年睡落枕了 [00:12] You know, I happen to be a massage therapist, 我刚好还是个按摩师呢 [00:14] and I happen to be broke, so what…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Okay, Max, here are the paint chips for our new dessert bar. 麦克斯 这是我们甜品酒吧的油漆颜色图 [00:04] Don’t eat them. This isn’t your childhood. 别吃掉 这不是你的童年 [00:07] These are all pink. 全都是粉色 [00:08] You want the walls of our bar to be all pink? 你希望我们甜品酒吧的墙是粉色吗 [00:10] It’ll be the first time someone drinks…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Max, what’s a five-letter word for “happy”? 麦克斯 有什么两字的词代表”快乐” [00:06] And it’s not my first wife, Helen. 答案不是我的第一任妻子”海伦” [00:10] I was gonna suggest “Drunk.” 我本来要说”喝醉” [00:13] Maybe ’cause I am. 因为我就醉着 [00:15] Hey, everybody! 大家安安 [00:22] Guess what I have under my coat. 猜猜我的大衣底下有什么 [00:24] And it’s not ice cream sundaes…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Earl, I told you to mop the entrance. 厄尔 我说了让你拖门口的地 [00:07] That floor is dirtier than Bob Saget 这地板比喜剧中心台的 [00:09] at a Comedy Central roast. 艺人吐槽大会还”脏” [00:13] You know what it sounds like you need, cranky lady? 你知道你听起来需要什么东西吗 暴躁妹 [00:17] A Midol and a Dove bar. 经痛药加巧克力棒 [00:20] You watch it,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Okay, Rock Paper Scissors. 剪刀石头布 [00:04] Loser has to ask the guy in gym shorts at table 12 输的人去跟第12桌穿短裤的客人说 [00:06] to stop Sharon Stoneing us his balls. 请停止莎朗[分享]·斯通他的蛋蛋 [00:15] By virtue of having this conversation, 从我们得进行这对话来说 [00:17] aren’t we both losers? 咱俩都是输家吧 [00:20] Look who’s back from Hollywood. 瞧瞧是谁从好莱坞回来了 [00:22] If…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Listen up. 听好了 [00:03] Max and Caroline are at a big Hollywood premiere. 麦克斯与卡洛琳在参加一个盛大的好莱坞首映 [00:06] They say Harrison Ford is there. 她们说哈里森·福特也在 [00:09] Tell Han Solo, “Hello from Han.” 告诉韩·索罗”憨[韩]跟他问好” [00:12] Who always does it solo. 永远自撸的”汉” [00:16] Yeah, this place is crawling with celebs. 这里全都是名人 [00:18] Everyone’s here. 大伙都在呢 [00:19]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hey, Earl. 厄尔 [00:03] You girls are back from Hollywood already? 你们俩已经从好莱坞回来了吗 [00:06] Time sure does move fast. 一日真是三秋啊 [00:08] We haven’t left yet. 我们都还没去呢 [00:09] Time sure does move slow, 度日真是如年啊 [00:12] especially when you are as high as I am right now. 尤其是当你们像我现在这样嗨翻天的时候 [00:17] There’s a car waiting out…