时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I am choosing to take this disaster as a sign, 我选择将这场灾难当做一个启示 [00:05] and while they’re rebuilding this place 在他们重建这里的时候 [00:07] I’m gonna go surprise Randy and try to rebuild us! 我要去给兰迪惊喜 重建我们感情 [00:10] Fine, use my car, 行吧 开我的车去 [00:12] but I’m going to be driving it. I’m coming with you….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] The hurricane is headed right for Williamsburg. 台风正朝着威廉斯堡逼近 [00:06] Fedoras are blowing down the streets, 街上帽子被吹得满天飞 [00:08] craft beers are spilling everywhere, 精酿啤酒洒得满地都是 [00:10] and indie bands are cancelling practice. 独立音乐乐团练习取消 [00:16] This explains why Randy isn’t here yet. 这就是为什么兰迪还没来 [00:18] He’s probably stuck in the storm. 他估计是被困暴风雨里了 [00:20] He’s not…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Max, guess who’s getting a divorce. 麦克斯 你猜谁要离婚了 [00:03] Please tell me it’s us. 请告诉我是我们 [00:06] Nope, we’ll be together way past when we should be. 不是 我们这段孽缘想断都断不了呢 [00:10] Like The Rolling Stones. 就像滚石乐队一样 [00:13] It’s Jason and Winona Williams. 要离婚的是杰森与薇诺娜·威廉姆斯夫妇 [00:16] Wow, I really thought those two were gonna make…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] All right, we’re going from the condemned building where we work 我们要从我们工作的这罪恶楼房 [00:04] to the condemned building where we live. 去我们居住的那罪恶楼房 [00:07] – Do you have a moment for– – I’m sorry, -请问您有空… -抱歉 [00:09] I don’t speak English. 我不会说英文 [00:10] Max, there’s a do-gooder outside 麦克斯 外面有个善心人士 [00:12] raising money…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Here’s your fish of the day. 这是您点的今日鱼餐 [00:04] That day is last Monday. 这个今日指的是周一 [00:07] Excuse me, miss? 小姐 不好意思 [00:09] There’s a hair in my meatloaf. 我的烘肉卷里有根头发 [00:12] This never happens. 这事情绝对是个案 [00:13] Oleg! 奥列格 [00:15] We got a H-34 at T-2! T-2里有H-34 [00:18] A hair? That’s impossible. 毛发吗 不可能啊…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Han, what’re you doing in our bar? 阿憨 你来我们酒吧干嘛 [00:06] You know we can’t serve kids. 你明知道酒吧禁止接待未成年人 [00:08] Or did you just want to see 还是你是想看看 [00:09] what a successful business looks like? 一门成功的生意是怎么样 [00:12] I know what a successful business looks like. 我知道成功的生意是怎么样啊 [00:14] My cousin runs a Blimpie’s in…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Max, what is all this? 麦克斯 这些是什么鬼 [00:07] I thought we were running fancy purchases past each other 我还以为上次你骂我乱买双层厕纸后 [00:10] since you yelled at me for splurging on two-ply. 我们买奢侈品都得互相监督呢 [00:13] You might as well wipe with dollar bills, your royal heinie. 何不直接用一元纸钞擦您的皇家屁股呢 [00:17] This is for a big cake order…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Ladies and waitresses, 女士们与女服务员们 [00:04] I am the great Han-dini! 我就是大魔术师憨迪尼 [00:07] Somewhere there’s a top of a wedding cake 世上某个婚礼蛋糕顶上装饰品的 [00:09] missing its groom. 新郎娃娃跑掉了 [00:11] I went to traffic school this weekend 我上周末重上驾校了 [00:11] 美国在犯某些较轻微交规后 选择交罚款 或选择回去驾校上课来抵消扣分 [00:13] and was taught by a magician. 教练是个魔术师 [00:15] My traffic school…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] So it’s a tequila shot on top of Devil’s food cake. 这是恶魔巧克力蛋糕上加一杯龙舌兰 [00:06] We can call it Satan’s nipple. 我们可以取名为 撒旦的奶头 [00:09] Okay, but I think the menu’s already a little nipple heavy. 不是不行 但是我们菜单上奶头比例有点大 [00:13] As am I. 小女子也是 [00:16] Girls, two questions– 姑娘们 有两个问题 [00:18] -No. -And no. -不要…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] What the hell are we doing here on a Tuesday afternoon? 我们好好的周二下午在这里干嘛 [00:06] The only customer we had was Earl 我们唯一的顾客是厄尔 [00:08] and he forgot he works here and ordered lunch. 他忘了自己在这里工作 还跟我们点了午餐 [00:10] First of all, you are forgetting the pack of dogs 首先 你忘了那群溜了进来 [00:13] that wandered in, had…