时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Max, Caroline, I have announcement. 麦克斯 卡洛琳 我有事情要宣布 [00:04] You’re actually much shorter and are walking on stilts? 你是因为踩着高跷 才有这样的身高吗 [00:08] I have made a special menu 我为明天的情人节晚餐 [00:09] for tomorrow’s Valentine’s night dinner. 制作了份特别的菜单 [00:11] Han, that’s so romantic. 阿憨 真是浪漫啊 [00:14] Yeah, romantic and wrong. 没错 既浪漫又白目 [00:15] This…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Move over, I want to slide in close to you, 坐进去 我想跟你坐靠近 [00:05] so we can take the picture for our new website. 然后拍张照片放我们网站上 [00:07] Look, if you want to get all lesbian with me, just go for it. 你想跟我搞拉拉情就直接上 [00:09] You don’t have to pretend it’s for the website. 别用网站照片当借口…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Pick up… chicken breasts. 上菜 鸡胸肉 [00:02] The way I know you want it, with the bone in. 我做了你爱的那样 内含”硬骨” [00:07] We really should hold a seminar about sexual harassment in the workplace. 我们真应该开个工作场合性骚扰研讨会 [00:10] Why? He’s already so good at it. 为什么 他早是骚扰界一霸了 [00:13] I’m serious. How’d he like it…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] One steak sandwich 一份牛排三明治 [00:01] and a cheeseburger with muenster cheese. 一个门斯特起司汉堡 [00:03] We’re out of muenster. 没有门斯特起司 [00:05] Oh, since when? 什么时候没的 [00:06] Well, let’s see, the diner opened in ’82. 我想想 从1982年开店至今 [00:08] So ’82. 就没有过 [00:12] Hi, sorry but we’re out of muenster. 抱歉 我们没有门斯特起司 [00:14] Seriously, dude?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Club sandwich, burger. 总会三明治 汉堡包 [00:05] Why the big smile, Han? 憨 干嘛笑得这么开心 [00:07] You going commando under those corduroys? 是在兴奋灯芯绒裤里没穿内裤吗 [00:09] No, Max, I am happy today because 不 麦克斯 我开心是因为 [00:11] diner clientele has finally changed for the better. 用餐顾客的整体质素终于有了提高 [00:15] Look, two parties of cool hipsters 瞧 靠墙桌子那边…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Earl, can you break some 20’s? 厄尔 能把这20块找开吗 [00:02] The big spenders at table two 二号桌的”大款”们 [00:03] wanna split their $11 check three ways, 三人行还硬要分摊11块的账单 [00:05] even though one person did all the eating. 不基本上就一个人在吃而已嘛 [00:09] I was in a three-way once. Same thing happened. 我也跟别人”三人行”过 情况如出一辙 [00:18] Max, table ten…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Oh, you look pretty sharp tonight, Earl. 厄尔 今晚打扮得很犀利嘛 [00:03] You going somewhere special? 有什么特别的活动吗 [00:05] Max, I am free black and 75. 麦克斯 我是位七十五岁的”黑”钻王老五 [00:07] Who knows what the night will bring? 我的夜晚有无限的”可能” [00:10] Well, here’s a twenty. 给你张二十 [00:12] Can you break this the way you just broke my…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Max. 麦克斯 [00:01] It’s the woman at table 2’s 50th birthday 二号桌的女士今天五十大寿 [00:03] and her husband wants us to sing to her. 她丈夫请咱们帮忙唱生日歌 [00:05] If I had a dollar every time a man asked me 每次帮男人对他老婆”做件事” [00:06] to do something to his wife, 就有一块钱的话 [00:08] I’d be a millionaire. 那姐早是百万富翁了 [00:11]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Evening, ladies. Gals’ night out? 晚上好 女士们 姐妹们的聚会吗 [00:02] Chasing guys, eating pie, having fun. 泡泡男人 吃吃馅饼 找找乐子 [00:05] This table is sticky! Run a damp rag across it! 这桌子黏死了 快拿块湿布擦擦 [00:10] Would it kill you to clean a little? 你们弄干净点会死吗 [00:12] What kinda place is this? 这是什么鬼地方啊 [00:14] The kind…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Pick up. Table 10, table 12, 上菜 10号桌 12号桌 [00:03] table 69. 69号桌[暗指性爱姿势] [00:05] Oleg, there is no table 69. 奥列格 店里没有69号桌 [00:07] There could be. 一切皆有可能哦 [00:11] Oleg just sixty-nined me, and now 我又被奥列格用69号调戏了 [00:12] I don’t remember any of the table numbers. 害我把桌号全忘了 [00:15] Look, he’s never gonna stop…