时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I like the lemon. So good. 爱死这柠檬味了 太美妙 [00:05] And with the vanilla frosting, 配上香草糖霜 [00:07] It would make a lovely cupcake wedding cake. 就是人见人爱的婚丧喜庆必备小蛋糕 [00:11] Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 天啊天啊天啊 [00:13] The chocolate! 这巧克力 [00:15] – You do realize you’re not alone, right? – I know. -你知道你旁边还有别人吧 -我知道啊…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] This is it, Max. 麦克斯 成啦 [00:02] The first private party we’ve booked in our cupcake shop. 这是我们小店接的第一个私人派对单呢 [00:07] What? You said it was a private party, 干嘛 你说私人派对啊 [00:09] And this is a party I keep near my privates. 这是我放在”私”处旁的”派对” [00:12] Fine, but they can’t smell it on your breath,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Well, you, me, and the cupcakes are ready, 我 你 小蛋糕们都准备好了 [00:03] now, we just need people. 就等人上门了 [00:06] Ooh, here we go! 快看 [00:07] This one looks like she might come in. 那女的看上去可能会进来呢 [00:11] Yeah, keep walking, ugly! 走你妹啊 丑女 [00:13] Ugly? She’s like a supermodel. 丑女 她就像一个超模呢 [00:15] Did…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Earl, time to play “Marry, sleep with, or kill: 厄尔 来玩”结婚 上床 或杀掉游戏之 [00:04] Diner edition.” 餐厅版吧” [00:06] Ladies, booth one? 一号卡座的妞们 [00:07] Sleep with, sleep with, slept with. 上她 上她 上过她 [00:11] Nice. 厉害 [00:12] Okay, Max, the dude at table ten. 到你了 麦克斯 十号桌男的 [00:15] Is there a “throw…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Okay, everyone. Time to dig it up 各位 又到了失物招领箱的 [00:04] what’s in the Lost and Found box. 宝物发掘时间 [00:06] If my dignity is in there, 如果我的尊严在里面 [00:07] tell it I said “What up?” 帮我向它打个招呼 [00:09] This is my favourite day of the month. 这是我一个月中最喜欢的日子 [00:12] Oh God, I’m falling so far…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Hey, I’m gonna go to the bathroom real quick. 我要去一趟洗手间 很快回来 [00:03] I want to look in the mirror 我想去照照镜子 [00:04] and make sure I’m still dead in the eyes. 确认下我的眼神依旧死气沉沉 [00:07] You think you can handle my section? 你觉得你能应付好我这区吗 [00:09] Uh, yeah, I think I can handle it. 当然 我觉得我完全应付得过来…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Look at all these people 瞧瞧这些人 [00:04] just sitting here and not tipping, 也不给小费 就会坐在那里 [00:05] working on their computers. 啪啪啪地玩电脑 [00:07] This guy has a brand-new Apple. 这家伙有一台全新的苹果电脑 [00:08] I’ve been eating the same apple for a week. 而老娘同一个苹果啃了快一周 [00:11] I blame Steve Jobs. 都怪史蒂夫·乔布斯[有工作] [00:14] These people are more…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] What are you doing back so early? 你怎么回来得这么早 [00:07] Did chestnut forget his wallet? 栗宝忘了带钱包了吗 [00:09] No, we saw that cat we don’t like. 不是 我们看见不喜欢的那只猫 [00:12] I tried to spray it with a water bottle, 我试着用水瓶喷水吓唬它 [00:13] but it just laughed at us, so we ran. 但它不屑一笑 我们只好落荒而逃 [00:16] What…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Max, look at all these customers 麦克斯 瞧瞧这午夜骑行活动 [00:04] from Brooklyn midnight ride, 给我们带来多少顾客 [00:06] I smell of diner success! 我闻到了成功的味道 [00:08] Really? ‘Cause I smell baked crotch. 真的吗 我只闻到胯下烤焦的味道呢 [00:12] Can balls fart? 蛋蛋也能放屁吗 [00:13] Because I feel like I’m smelling that too. 我感觉好像闻到了蛋屁味 [00:17] Where is Oleg with my…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] uh, what’s happening right now? 你在干嘛呢 [00:08] Max, are you smoking crack? 麦克斯 你在吸毒吗 [00:11] it’s not crack, it’s lipstick. 这不是毒品 是唇膏 [00:12] I can afford crack. 毒品我倒买得起 [00:15] I’m at the end of my good lipstick and I can’t afford 我的好唇膏快要用完了 没钱买新的 [00:17] to buy a new one so I’m…