时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Whoever tipped me in monopoly money 那个小费给大富翁假钱的混球 [00:04] can go directly to jail. 可以死去监狱了 [00:07] A dollar? 一块钱假钞吗 [00:09] Fake money and they’re still under-tipping. 都用假钱了 他们小费还照样给这么少 [00:18] Oh, look. I love it when people 你看 我就喜欢看到 [00:19] dress guinea pigs up in adorable costumes. 别人给宠物天竺鼠穿上可爱制服 [00:23] Han, you look like…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] My new sheets from the “Under a dollar” store 我从”不到一元店”买来的新床单 [00:06] feel so luxurious, 好有奢华风 [00:08] like they could maybe cost over a dollar, 感觉价值超过一元 [00:10] maybe even 2 or 3. 值个两到三元呢 [00:13] Yup. It was a good day over at the “Under a dollar.” 对啊 今天在那店真是走运 [00:17] Steak, bed stuff,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Get the birthday candle ready, ’cause… 把生日蜡烛准备好 因为… [00:05] here comes Chestnut’s carrot cake! 栗宝的胡萝卜蛋糕要登场啦 [00:10] I know we want this to be special, 我知道要给他庆祝这特别的日子 [00:12] but Chestnut is a horse. 但栗宝是只马 [00:13] Any day he’s not being made into an Ikea meatball 每个他没被做成宜家肉丸的日子 [00:16] is a birthday. 都是过生日 [00:19] And…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Oh, yeah, baby. 爽啊 宝贝 [00:05] Oh, take it all! 都赏给你吧 [00:06] Oh, oh, no, 不不 [00:07] You take it, baby. 赏给你吧 宝贝 [00:08] No, baby, You take it all! 不 宝贝 都”给”你吧 [00:11] Oh, no, you take it, baby. 不 “给”你吧 宝贝 [00:12] No, baby, you take it! 不宝贝 都给你啦…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Max, look, the mailman came. 麦克斯 邮差先生来[射]了 [00:06] Where am I looking, your chest, your hair? 到哪边 你胸上 还是头发上 [00:07] Gimme a hint. 给个提示嘛 [00:12] It’s here. Our eviction notice. 是这个啦 我们的驱逐令 [00:14] It’s amazing you can send 只需4毛6 [00:15] this much shame for just 46 cents. 就能把天大耻辱送到你手 真了不起 [00:18] What,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] What’s up, peanut? 有事吗 小花生米 [00:06] Max, I’m not paying you to just stand there. 麦克斯 我不是付钱让你白站着的 [00:09] Well, you’re not paying me to eat as many french fries 你也没有付钱让我尽量吃 [00:10] as I can before the plate leaves the kitchen, 任何从厨房端出来的薯条啊 [00:12] but I do that too. 但我还是吃了 [00:15] Go wait…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Oh, my God! We have customers? 天啊 居然有顾客上门 [00:05] What’s going on? 这是怎么回事 [00:07] Why are there so many hipsters here? 怎么来了这么多嬉皮士啊 [00:09] Are we selling stupid hats and telling them 我们开始卖傻逼帽子 [00:11] they’re more talented than they actually are? 然后乱夸他们超有才吗 [00:14] No, that’s already a store. It’s called “Fedorable.” 不…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Girls, I have made a big decision. 姑娘们 我做了个重大决定 [00:04] You’re having a sex change? 你决定要去变性了吗 [00:07] I totally support you, but be careful, Han. 我完全支持你 但阿憨你得小心 [00:09] Female to male is very tricky. 女变男手术不容易呢 [00:13] Well, you would know. 你是过来人 当然很了解 [00:17] Me-ow! 哎哟 [00:19] He must have already started…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Well, here it is. My last tip. 老娘今晚最后一笔小费 [00:04] Only $2. 只有两块钱 [00:05] And to think, I held in a fart for those cheap bastards. 亏我之前还为了那些小气鬼憋住一个屁 [00:09] This night sucks. 今晚烂死了 [00:11] We don’t even have enough to buy supplies for tomorrow. 我们都没赚够明天蛋糕店的材料钱 [00:13] We’ll just have to go to that…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] – Can I get another refill? – Yes. -我能再续一杯吗 -行 [00:04] Can I get an explanation of why you’re wearing overalls 那我能知道为什么这附近没有牲畜 [00:06] when there are no goats around? 你却穿着那乡下工装裤吗 [00:11] Oh, wait… 哎哟 还不止 [00:13] Now he’s drumming. 他还打起鼓来了 [00:14] Overalls, free coffee refills, and drumming. 乡下工装裤 蹭免费续杯 还敲敲打打 [00:17]…