时间 英文 中文 [00:04] All right, he’s a 6. 他6分 [00:06] Oh, totally a 6. Yum! 绝对的6分 可口 [00:09] Oh, he’s a 7. 他7 [00:10] No way! 5 1/2, tops. 不可能 最多5.5 [00:12] Ouch! Okay, that’s harsh, right? 真狠 是吧 [00:15] No, that’s what I like about it. 不 我就喜欢这样的 [00:17] Okay. 好吧 [00:19] He’s…
时间 英文 中文 [01:12] Ma’am… Ma’am… Ma’am… 小姐 小姐 小姐 [01:15] Ma’am! Ma’am! 小姐 小姐 [01:18] You didn’t sign the back of the check. 支票后面你没签字 [01:21] I’m sorry. Uh, you know, I wasn’t sure 抱歉 我不确定 [01:24] if there was a special teller I should go to 这么大面额的支票 [01:25] for checks that are this large?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] I thought we were all wearing our old catering uniforms together. 我以为我们都会穿以前做服务员时候的制服 [00:11] Nobody said that, dude. 没人这么说过 [00:12] You’re supposed to return it when you quit. 辞职的时候就该还回去了 [00:14] Yeah, Ilana, we’re not caterers at Darcy’s wedding, 阿拉娜 我们不是达西婚礼上的服务员 [00:16] – we’re guests. – I know, Morgan, thanks. -我们是客人 -我知道 摩根…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] What? 搞错没有 [00:08] How am I getting shorter? 怎么会变矮了 [00:14] Jeremy. 杰瑞米 [00:16] Hey, Ab. 小艾 [00:18] Locked out of my apartment. You have a spare, right? 我被锁在门外了 你有备用钥匙对吗 [00:21] No, I don’t, I don’t, I would totally remember 没有 我要是有的话 [00:23] if I had, um, one of your keys. 我一定会记得的…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Oh, my goodness. 我的天 [00:03] This dude Brian Nicholera I went to high school with 我的高中同学布莱恩·尼克莱拉 [00:05] – just friended me, he just moved here. – Oh, my God. -刚加了我好友 他才搬过来 -天 [00:07] People from high school only friend you, like, 高中时认识的人加你好友的唯一目的 [00:10] after business hours if they wanna hook up….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hi, Galina, hey Tatiana. 嗨 加林娜 嗨 塔蒂阿娜 [00:04] Hey, Yevgenya. 叶夫根妮亚 [00:06] – I love your braids. – Thank you. -我喜欢你的辫子 -谢谢 [00:07] Here to wax the usual spots? 是来给老地方脱毛吗 [00:09] Yep, you know it. 你懂的 [00:10] Okay, follow me. 好的 跟我来吧 [00:13] Been a long time. Like a week….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] This is so gross. 这可真是恶心 [00:04] I don’t understand why they don’t just hire an exterminator. 我不明白为什么他们不花钱请专业杀虫的 [00:07] It’s like, what is my rent even going to? 我交的房租都哪儿去了 [00:09] Well, they gave you the bug bombs for free, right? 至少他们免费提供杀虫剂 对吧 [00:11] Yeah, great, so, like, everyone in the building 真棒…
时间 英文 中文 [01:24] Jeremy! 杰瑞米 [01:27] Uh, I was just gonna see what you’re up to today, 我本来是想看看你今天有什么打算 [01:29] but you’re obviously going to work, so. 不过显然你是要去上班 [01:31] This is a joke shirt. 这T恤只是搞笑用的 [01:33] ‘Cause I’m a trainer. 我实际上是个教练 [01:36] Yeah, I sometimes train, um, VIP clients at night. 我有的时候会在晚上 训练VIP客户 [01:41] Like…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] Ab, Ab, Ab– No joke, today is the day 小艾 小艾 讲真 今天 [00:16] we become Abbi and Ilana, 我们要变成艾比和阿拉娜 [00:17] the boss bitches we are in our minds. 我们脑中的霸道婊子 [00:19] Are you with me? 你支持我吗 [00:20] Yeah, I’m with you, awesome. 当然支持 好极了 [00:25] Are you– Is that the whole…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I can’t really imagine what it’s like for people with blue eyes. 我无法想象蓝眼睛的人的生活是什么样子 [00:05] I’ve no idea, and I’m feeling like a freak! 我也不知道 感觉自己像怪胎 [00:08] Exactly, dude, it’s like… I think they can see backwards, 没错 我觉得他们能逆向看 [00:11] like into the eye. 看到眼睛里 [00:13] Is that your vaporizer? 那是你的电子烟吗 [00:18]…